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Somewhere Braga and Brannon are in their elaborate underground lair, wiggling their fingertips together and say repeatedly "Eeeexxxcellent, our work is now complete".
Ohhhh, this website. Yeah I'm familar with it. This is were my company ordered all of our copies of Microsoft Office, Windows XP Pro and 2003 Server for our 15 worldwide offices with over 150,000 workstations. Is this a problem?
Just imagine the future of New Orleans; a technological marvel, with gigabit ethernet connections to each home, instantly transmitting terrabytes worth of images showing topless coeds partying outside.
Yes, suddenly becoming more intelligent than your parents is an extremely common disease, which invariably strikes between the years of 14-18. While there is no cure or treatment, usually by age 30 most of the symptoms have subsided.
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True, imagine how little spam or cybercrime there would be if no one used the Internets.
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Next we can invade and occupy New Jersey. Then we won't need to justify the Iraqi invasion because we've done it do ourselves.
"Maybe even a vacuum chamber"
Naw, the people who buy $200 gold-plated, oxygen-free audio cables and $2500 DVD players already have plenty of empty space in their heads.
Somewhere Braga and Brannon are in their elaborate underground lair, wiggling their fingertips together and say repeatedly "Eeeexxxcellent, our work is now complete".
You ain't kiddin'.
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Ohhhh, this website. Yeah I'm familar with it. This is were my company ordered all of our copies of Microsoft Office, Windows XP Pro and 2003 Server for our 15 worldwide offices with over 150,000 workstations. Is this a problem?
When Mr. T ate someone's balls, did you want him to eat your's?
Guess what will be on the private plane that flies them to Redmond.
"It's not like a biological virus where it could randomly mutate and escape." Apparently he's a fan of intelligently designed viruses.
Just imagine the future of New Orleans; a technological marvel, with gigabit ethernet connections to each home, instantly transmitting terrabytes worth of images showing topless coeds partying outside.
I don't know about that, but suddenly I have the urge to make an subnet omelet.
I dunno I'm just not sure I feel the sam-BUFFERING-BUFFERING-BUFFERING...
"Dubya eats babies!"
With ketchup or mustard?
I heard the first few batches of PS3's, while not being able to handle games on DVD or Blu-Ray, will still make a heckuva martini.
I believe they said it shouldn't be any smaller than Uranus.
I am so sorry.
The real problem with Pluto is that it makes Uranus look huge.
"So, if you don't apply the patches, then what?"
They buy you a brand new Intel Mac! Courtesy of U.S. taxpayers.
Ahhh, so you must be the "David Smith" from Guadlajara Mexico that mysteriously put me on hold a little while ago for 10 minutes.
Still no cure for leopard cancer!
i wuz wurried that im'n 2 much wuz m/king me 4get gd gremmer.
They'd pick Will Smith. "OH! I know you Decepticons didn-t just invade earth baby! No you in trouble!"
A hubster doofus Jerry!
Yes, suddenly becoming more intelligent than your parents is an extremely common disease, which invariably strikes between the years of 14-18. While there is no cure or treatment, usually by age 30 most of the symptoms have subsided.
"I think it was around high school when I became much more intelligent than my father"
And it will probably be around 40 when you realize just how dumb you were in high school.