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  1. Re:OR... on Recycling Gone Wrong: The AOL Throne · · Score: 1
    you can so kindly donate those unwanted AOL cd's to this cause...No More AOL CD's

    And where can we donate unwanted retina-burning purple backgrounds? The Stevie Wonder Foundation?

  2. Re:Uh huh on Humans in America 25,000 Years Ago? · · Score: 1

    satire

  3. Let me be the first to say... on WinAmp's Death Greatly Exaggerated · · Score: 1

    Darn.

  4. Re:Man did *not* descend from apes. on Humans in America 25,000 Years Ago? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A cursory glance at ape anatomy shows that it is impossible for man to have 'evolved' from one.

    From my observations of both ape and human behavior, the only reasonable conclusion is that apes evolved from us. :)

  5. Uh huh on Humans in America 25,000 Years Ago? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So people came to South Carolina 25,000 years ago and left no traces on the rest of the continent for 12,000 years? Yeah right. Off the top of my head, here are several more likely explanations:

    • Are the stones really man-made or just geofacts (naturally occuring rocks that almost sorta look like primitive stone tools if you squint your eyes really hard. After botched Lasik surgery.)? Sounds likely from the CNN writeup.
    • Did they date enough samples? You need several samples that return the same age to be reliable.
    • If so, were the samples contaminated? Carbon isn't exactly rare, particularly if it was in the Appalachians (coal deposits).

    INAABMFWIARDL (I'm not an archaeologist but my friend works in a radio-carbon dating lab). People have been scouring the continents for over 50 years and found nothing earlier than ~13,000 BP and suddenly these guys stumble across something twice as old? Even if the site is legit it's gonna take a lot more finds to convince archaeologists people were here that early. People don't exactly confine themselves to small areas and leave no traces for thousands of years.

    Sounds to me like more bogus science "journalism". Write about the crazy new theory to draw eyeballs and devote two paragraphs to the established consensus that this guy's a nut. The author oughta be run out of town on a rail.

  6. Re:Marvin, oh Marvin on Hitchhikers Movie Update · · Score: 1
    "Marvin the depressed robot"? WTF? He's Marvin the Paranoid Android.

    Except that name doesn't fit. He's never shown the slightest sign of paranoia. Just call him Marvin and leave it at that.

  7. Re:Changing astronaut requirements on Hibernating to Mars · · Score: 1
    Best of all would be to transplant our consciousness into durable robotic chassis with interchangeable/hot-swappable components

    I call dibs on the chainsaw hands and D-cups of justice! Barbot-bot away!

  8. need a topic on Storm Brewing over Microsoft on the Horizon? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Someone please add a Cringley topic so we can ignore this buffoon. He makes Jon Katz look like Bob Woodward.

  9. Re:Good on Senator Alleges White House Wrote Allawi's Speech · · Score: 4, Insightful
    as a foreigner, I am not entirely sure that this guy is trolling.

    Sadly, he's probably not. A sizable portion of the country say such things in all seriousness.

  10. ends with what? on Open Source: Facts and Figures · · Score: 4, Funny
    It also ... ends with some conclusions.'

    You fools! That's exactly what they expect! You can't fight the system playing by their rules! It should end with a tangent. Or an introduction. They'll never see that coming!

    You damned fools, you've played right into their hands! We're doomed, doomed, doomed ...

  11. Re:Maybe this was a bad idea: on Help Select Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that only those lucky few with mod points at the moment get to participate. I see several underated questions and all I can do is post "Yeah, what he said". Everyone with good karma should be given points to moderate just in this thread.

  12. Cringely topic on Cringely: MS To Hurt Linux Via USB Enhancements · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cringely walks a very thin line between troll and pundit. The only divider is that line at the top of your browser which says "pbs.org". Can we get a Cringely topic in the prefs? His columns appear here with some frequency.

  13. not a big deal on A Working, Quantum-Encrypted Intranet · · Score: 4, Informative
    Quantum "encryption" is for the most part useless. It's just another way to exchange symmetric keys. The advantages are purely information-theoretic; in the real world, classical methods are just as good and a whole lot cheaper.

    It's like replacing a steel deadbolt with titanium, meanwhile the door is still wooden, the hinges are brass, and there's a large window right next to it.

    The only uses are extremely high-value applications like banking and the military. Even then I'd spend my money elsewhere.

  14. What is this? on Xbox 2 Concept Designs Leaked? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Couldn't find anything better for the front page? Must be a slow rumor day.

  15. fellow where? on Interview with Founder of Geekcorps · · Score: 1

    He works at the Harvey Birdman Center? Cool, is he the guy with the eye patch?

  16. too late on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've already struck. Their insidious plan is to blind people with horrible web page colors. Ah my eyes! I'm hit! Man down, man down!

  17. Re:QC and evesdropping on New Quantum Cryptography Speed Record · · Score: 1
    Even if you can detect the evesdropping, by that time, it's too late; the evesdropper already has part of the message.

    Actually you use quantum crypto to exchange key material. It's just meaningless random data at that point. You run the evesdropping detection protocol before you send any real data. The attacker may get a few bits of the key undetectably, but with a strong cipher that won't help him much.

    Quantum crypto is a solution looking for a problem. It's only advantage over conventional methods is the "gee whiz" factor.

  18. Re:The Bible has been shown again and again to be on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1
    I have two very naive questions about a global flooding happening few thousands yrs ago

    Geologists debated these and other puzzles in the 19th century. In the end, they conclusively proved there was no world-wide deluge in the required time period. The issue is dead for but a few fundamentalist fanatics, but how we resolved the question is a fascinating story in its own right.

    Of course if science and religion just respect their respective boundaries (material reality for one, spiritual/moral "reality" for the other), it doesn't matter a hill of beans whether the Bible is factually accurate or not. But I guess old habits die hard.

  19. Re:The Bible has been shown again and again to be on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What biblicists who get so excited over archaeological discoveries like these apparently can't understand is that extrabiblical confirmation of some of the Bible does not constitute confirmation of all if the Bible.

    It goes much further than that. Suppose all the material facts of the Bible did prove correct. That would have absolutely no bearing on the factuality of the Bible's supernatural claims. We know the city of Troy existed, do we therefore believe every word of the Iliad? Historical accuracy does not and can not imply supernatural validity.

  20. Re:The Bible has been shown again and again to be on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1
    consistent with archaeological evidence. Nothing in the Bible has ever been disproven based on ancient findings by any reputable scientific investigation.

    Historical accuracy is not the issue. We found the city of Troy, do we therefore believe Achilles was invulnerable except for his heels, as the Iliad tells us? There's a huge gulf between material and supernatural factuality of ancient texts; the former does not imply the latter.

    The "ark" falls more into the supernatural category. While a physical object, the circumstances of its supposed construction and usage are entirely supernatural. Geologists resolved the issue of a worldwide flood conclusively in the 19th century (hint: no), there's no point repeating it here. Suffice it to say, intellectually honest christians treat the stories in Genesis as allegories, not literal occurences.

    Is some of the resistance to this story knee-jerk religion bashing? Absolutely. Could there be a historical basis for the legend of Noah? Definitely. But the story as recorded is so improbable, the odds of finding an actual ark of the proper dimensions atop a mountain that verifies the Genesis account is essentially nil.

  21. Re:The survey says... on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1
    It's just as easy for religious people to think about those "heathen scientists" as it is for scientists to think about those "religious kooks."

    And if they'd both just chill out, they'd realize Vader was right: there is no conflict. Each side just has to respect the domain of the other. Questions about material reality? Science's turf. Supernatural/spiritual/moral issues? Religion. No intrusions into the other domain, no problems.

  22. scribus? on Scribus 1.1.6 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Is it any relation to Jeebus?

  23. Re:about time on Spanish Internet Provider's SMTP traffic Blocked · · Score: 1
    your paper also doesn't really provide any emphasis or responsibility on ISP's to police their traffic

    If ISPs are really to be treated as common carriers, they can't be filtering traffic. Moreover, doing so violates the end-to-end nature of the internet -- some ends become more equal than others. I don't think that's worth sacrificing in the name of fighting spam. If you disagree, then we've run smack into a philosophical difference of opinion.

    On a more practical level, chasing ISPs is just a game of whack-a-mole. You'll never beat the spammers that way.

  24. Re:about time on Spanish Internet Provider's SMTP traffic Blocked · · Score: 2, Interesting
    do SOMETHING

    If the choice is this or nothing, I'll take nothing. Would you be happy with this if you lived in Spain?

    Now if you want to do something constructive, switch to cryptographic tagged aliasing (basically, what Spam Gourmet does). It works, you're in control, and it doesn't break anything. My recent paper shows why this approach is much more suitable than white|black-listing.

  25. Re:Proof of Concept on First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 1
    Secondly, even if they were related, you're appear to be suggesting we might as well not bother patching one future security hole because a different one also exists? Thats crazy. We should tackle all security risks, not just one particular one.

    What you say is true. The catch is that in this instance, quantum cryptography doesn't "fix" anything. Classical crypto is more than adequate for financial transactions; no one ever breaks the communications (as grandparent stated). QC offers no new security benefits, just a lot of "gee whiz" factor.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: quantum crypto is useless. It's a solution looking for a problem.