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Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark
fudgefactor7 writes "CNN/AP has a story about researchers that plan on ascending Mt. Ararat in search of the Ark of Noah. My favorite quote: ''We are not excavating it. We are not taking any artifacts. We're going to photograph it and, God willing, you're all going to see it,' McGivern said.' As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof...."
10 to 1 they're going to bring back pictures. 100 to 1 says that others will try and find what they've taken pictures of but it will have "mysteriously disappeared" ...
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I don't know which is the bigger scam - attempting to "photograph" this Ark, or the "fact" that is actually exists
A picture of a chunk of an arc and the text "we got it" isn't absolute proof either.
Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
Kangaroos in Australia? Did they just swim there?
I'd rather read an arkful of Chick tracts than be force-fed this kind of tripe from CNN.
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If they find a boat then that prooves what.... that people knew how to build boats?
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I think they need to photoshop a young Harrison Ford into their dig photos, to complete the whole farce of it.
Dude, where's my packet?
I'll be heading an exciting expedition into the bogs of Ireland to search for the little people.
Should give those "did we really go to the moon" people something else to talk about I guess - they've probably already got the TV programme all signed up :)
Wow, whats next, some one searching for Santa's sleigh?
I'm a pastor. I'm an evangelical. I really believe all the "Jesus Stuff." Noah is a myth, it's a GREAT myth and we can learn so much from it; stuff like this just makes people look stupid...
Don't you suppose that the money spent on finding the ark might be better spent feeding someone who is starving? Hell, they are going all the way to Turkey. It's just about as far to some starving kids in Africa.
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Clearly their expedition will fail... they're going after a find of "tremendous historical significance," particularly to Biblical studies, and they're not bringing along Indiana Jones?! What were they thinking?
the Spriggan references! All we need now is the really, really annoying kiddie villain.
Although I must admit, both the super powered Spriggan and the knife are way cool.
Pictures were enough proof for, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti, and that the moon is made of cheese.
You go Beavis!!!
And no, pictures trying to disprove that can be doctored. We know the TRUTH! :)
These explorers will reveal once and for all that the B arc crashed on this planet and we are all ancestors of the Golgafinchan.
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Why not just wait for the oceans to rise and float it up again? If it only took forty days and forty nights of rain, it should only take a few years for the sea level to rise, uh, 17,820 feet.
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So, as a scientific discovery, this will accomplish...what exactly? The authenticity of the Bible? Or merely that most mythologies have some basis in history.
You can't spell LOLCATZPURR without TROLL.
I'll wait to see what they turn up rather than discounting any of their finding before they've gone.
Plus, does this mean that Turkey is finally letting people back on Ararat?
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I wouldn't want to take any artifacts from the ark either, given that most of it would probably consist of thousands of different kinds of coprolites.
I hope these aren't the same people that keep taking pictures of the Loch Ness Monster
Hrm? I'm ready to believe that there genuinely exists a boat roughly the dimensions specified that the myth was based off of. Now, that this boat was used to ensure the survival of all the creatures of Earth during a giant flood -- maybe not. But that there exists a really damn big boat with an even bigger myth surrounding it? If there's reasonable evidence, I have no trouble with it.
Honestly -- would you have a problem with an expidition set off to find a really old boat if it weren't for that boat being part of Christian mythology?
And when they reach this structure high on the mountain one of three things will occur.
1) It is not Noah's ark, we will go on with our regular lives, and the people who believe in it will say that it doesn't prove anything, they simply have not found it yet.
2) We don't know if its Noah's ark, we will go on with our regular lives, and still argue the existance of such a thing.
3) It is Noah's ark, we will go on with our regular lives, and the scientists say "Umm... can we have a closer look at that book of yours?"
But in the end... regardless of what happens, I'll go back to playing World of Warcraft.
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How stupid does a moderator have to be to not get that joke.
I love how he assumes that he is going to find a large boat, and he assumes that any large boat he happens to find is going to be the one and only Noah's Ark. In his mind, "It" is Noah's Ark. He isn't looking for evidence that whatever it is on top of Mt. Ararat is Noah's Ark, he is already firmly convinced that it is.
Compare this with an arcaeologist excavating a tomb of someone. Who? I don't know, anyone: "Well, we're going to go inside the tomb, and hopefully we will find stuff. We hope we will find things that can prove who this person was, and what thier daily life was like, and maybe what their beliefs were; and maybe we'll find something really cool."
See the difference? This guy is no archaeologist. He is a christian on a quest for the 21st century holy grail.
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Both Arafat and Sharon took their last name from geographical locations that have historical connotations for their respective peoples.
But I agree, it'd be quite difficult to climb Arafat ...
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...NASA is preparing a deep-space mission to the planet Magrathea, to take pictures of Slartibartfast.
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Wouldn't the ark be visible on various satellite pictures of the earth? I know you can see things as small as cars (try Mapquest aerial photos).
...monkey knife fights of biblical proportions.
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The story as I heard it includes the assertion that the neighboring countries (turkey and one other I believe) were opposed to the idea because of the foreseable influence on their state religions.
Personally - I think there is a good deal about the Bible which is clearly historical. (I belong to the "Jesus save me from your followers" camp of distant believers.) And as I understand it - some story about a flood exists as lore in most cultures.
It would be a great disappointment I think if we were to prove that Noah's ark doesn't exists - as the largest benefit of religions as it applies to this life - are the metaphors and the lessons taken. (I am agnostic on the theory that wars are all religious). I think also that much good has been done in the name of religion - but even that must be seperated from how religion informs our secular thinking today.
Civil rights is based on the presumption (for example) that God created all men - er and women - equal.
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Better watch out for Israeli missiles!
I think we need to mod this story Flamebait and be done with it. I'd be surprised if we can garner 5 posts that don't offend somebody.
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How did this make the front page on Slashdot? This is neither news, nor of interest to nerds. What it is, is a bunch of fundimentalists seeking to "prove" a biblical parable; these aren't scientists.
All this is going to turn into is a religious flame war. Nothing to see here, move along...
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Hey! There are parts of the bible I like, and parts I don't like!
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "Noah's Ark is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have occurred by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, 'Well That About Wraps It Up for God.'
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot
then tell me who here has used DeCSS. Not software that claims to use DeCSS, DeCSS in the stand-alone, propagated form. Or DeDRMS, for that matter.
Code can be faked, there is no proof until it is run. Have you run it?
Not finding the ark could be the peak of his career
I've done a lot of research for school into the search for Noah's ark, and I think this mission is doomed to fail. Every documented mission to find the ark has failed. Three major factors have kept searchers from looking on Mt. Ararat-- #1. The frigid weather, #2. The Turkish Government (security concerns, blah blah blah) #3.Kurdish people who have the nasty habit of killing people who want to go up the mountain. I find it amazing that nobody has been able to check out this 'anomaly' on the mountain that has been documented by the CIA and was classified for 50 years, especially in the day and age of technology that we live in-- able to get to the moon, but not to a mountain. Personally, and go ahead and mod me down for this, but I believe God has kept people from checking out the location. Cool stuff, to me.
I'm not even going to bother. Those of you with a bit of logic and reasoning skills can already figure the impossibility of the whole idea.
So, for a some more fun, check out this cute rebuttal of the scientific arguments against the story. It boggles the mind how people can accept this as truth.
So it he does find something, its a big deal, for one reason or another. Why not just keep an open mind about it until he gets back? My understanding is that its his buck. No hurry to write the guy off. Maybe he really did see something, be it the ark or no, that bears investigating.
Step 1: purchase the Ark of the Covenant on eBay
Step 2: travel up Ararat with your purchase
Step 3: Seek the power of the Ark to find the Ark
Step 4: use the Ark to ask for another flood in which you use the other Ark to live (repaired) provided the first Ark works and you find the Ark with the Ark in the first place.
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I sense the /. crowd's skepticism, but think about it: just because it's described in the Bible, doesn't mean there isn't some truth behind the story, and some physical evidence of thet may still exist.
The problem with the stories in the Bible is, they have been used, abused, overused by Hollywood for adventure and horror movies. So much so that the contemporary man has this reflex of dismissing everything in the Bible as a figment of someone's imagination. And yet, it doesn't necessarily have to be so. Some of the events described there might have happened, in some form.
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C'mon folks, what's wrong with using satellite imagery or flying over with a light aircraft.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
In the past there have been quite a number of similar investigations:
1. It was said for many years Pontius Pilate never existed, until digs started turning up roman coins & carvings with his name on them.
2. It was said that Ur never existed, until they found it a few years ago.
Up to now, bibilical texts have proven to be a remarkably good resource, and every bit as reliable as other texts from the periods in question. I'm really very interested to see what, if anything this investigation turns up. Biblically the Ark should be less than ten thousand years old, and even myths often start with some grain of truth.
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didn't you see the little text ads?
"Noah's Ark on eBay"
it's been up for auction for awhile now...
If you want to help people buy books like this on tape, and than lock them in a car and drive around till they realize how foolish it is to believe that their are dinosaurs at the bottom of lakes and secret nazi occult space temples on the dark side of the moon.
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I don't see what everyone is getting so pissy about, it seems pretty cool to me. I mean, so what if he wants to go search for Noah's ark? He is free to do that if he wishes to. If he does find what happens to be a large boat, that doesn't prove anything about God or the universe, but I think it would be an important historical discovery. It could give clues as to whether something like a flood did occur in that area, and when. I dunno, it just seems to me that this could be a great scientific/historical discovery if anything is found, but everyone just seems to be spouting out things like "Arrr, them chistians is at it again!" Get a grip guys.
Um, are the tops of mountains in Turkey littered with large boats?
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...made out of wood, isn't it? And if it's made out of wood, how would it have lasted for 3000+ years, even if it is somehow in the unlikely position of being on top of a snowy/cold mountain?
...they may find the lost first page of the Bible.
The one where's written this text:
"All the characters and facts explained in this book are fictive."
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As long as they're not going to mess up Cthulhu's summer home let 'em go get some exercise and snap some pics. But who am I to say anything? The kid in me is still rooting for the possibility of someone getting a real photo of Nessie.
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Geesh...any other scientific expedition would have Slashdotters agog at the future possibilities and clamoring to give their right arm to tag along. But a trip to find Noah's ark and (possibly) prove a Biblical story correct? Woah, can't have that now, can we?
Now if they do find something, wouldn't that mess up your preconceptions...
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Interesting, the idea of a cleansing flood is pretty much a world-wide thing. The Babylonians had the Epic of Gilgamesh with a flood, the jews with the story of Noah, there are even stories in east Asia and in Central and South America among the Incans and Aztecs and the other local civilizations. Such a widespread story probably means it has some historical basis in the distant pass; perhaps a brief but intense period of global warming, melting the ice caps for just a few years? As for the expedition, well, I'm not a religious fellow, but I am interested in the outcome.
If we assume for the moment a literal biblical flood, its highly likely that any real ark would have been dismantled for shelter and fuel.
Now lets be realistic for a minute, if we assume an existence of an ark, and a 'widely' held regional flood (mebbe a glacial lake broke, or something) it certainly dates back to prehistory. A wooden structure surviving in what would become a glacial environment is clearly fantasy.
In any case, if they do manage to find anything up there, we have carbon dating to find out whats going on.
I think this story is most liklely bunk, there certainly is nothing particularly compelling about the "evidence" that there's anything to be found where they're looking... but the snark about faking photographs seems gratuitous and sort of stupid.
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If I remember correctly, the Turkish government has been fairly hostile in the past to the idea of anyone from outside the country exploring for the ark, plus they've refused to go searching for it themselves. The government allowing a team in to do this is pretty significant.
Considering that everyone in Slashdot said the iPod and other things would suck and fail, this will be a success, eh?
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Been there, done that.
Nice place to visit, excellent seafood restaurants, pleasant friendly people, beautiful women (if a little bit scaly).
Eventually, it was the little things that got me down and made me come back home: Not being able to put my base unit under the desk due to the water level, the constant wading, the never-ending drone of UFO's coming in to land at the Pythagorus Intergalaxy space port. I suppose the last is my own fault for renting a crib right under the flightpath, but it seemed cheap at the time.
Happy days, but I'm glad I left when the contract was ended. The boss offered me a permanent position, but if I was to stay I'd have to go through the whole getting-gills-implanted thing and vowing to "forsake dry land forever" at the citizenship ceremony. At the time, with Josh (my brother) having smashed his car up and Dad losing his job, I simply didn't need the extra hassle.
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As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof....
And what, pray tell, would be the purpose of faking pictures? It's not like they'd take pictures and then no one would bother to go up and check out their story. At most, a lie would end up with a temporary surge in interest towards Christianity, with a huge drop off in interest once people think they've been lied to. Not exactly the best strategy for a 2000 year old religion to take.
I'm agnostic, btw, so I'm not being a mindless zealot, blindly defending my religion. The poster, on the other hand..
consistent with archaeological evidence. Nothing in the Bible has ever been disproven based on ancient findings by any reputable scientific investigation.
/. there is such open hatred for Judeo-Christian beliefs when just about anything else goes? If this were an Egyptian dig, no one here would denigrate it. If this were Mayan or Aztec, or Hindu or ancient Sumerian, it would be taken at face value. Why the hatred, then, for what has been shown time and time again to be the most accurate and most studied ancient historical text in the world?
Supposing that Noah's ark actually exists (which I believe is the case), its sheer size and climatological conditions would suggest that there should be at least some respectable quantity of wood left above the timber line of some mountain in the Ararat range that could be identifiable as being (1) about 4300 years old; (2) quite probably above the timberline; and (3) showing signs of having been worked with tools.
Why is it, therefore, here at
Was I the only one that read that "Researchers to climb 'Arafat' to Seek Noah's Ark"
Lead Scientist - "Lets get a move on. We're only at the armpit and I hear Israeli helicopters coming!"
I really need more sleep.
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Why do you call religious people stupid? Do you have proof that god doesn't exist? Do you think that anything that science hasn't proved to exist, doesn't exist? If you don't want to be religious, that is your choice, but find something useful to do. Being not-religious isn't an activity.
About 4000 years ago, not too long after the world was created, God looked down at the people and was a little disappointed. They were mostly doing their own thing and not paying much attention to doing God's will (they played a lot of D&D and listened to rock music mostly). Among the people was a family headed up by Noah that was trying to be good and follow God's laws.
So God said to Himself, "Well, it looks like all of humanity except for this Noah cat seems to be completely fucked up. I think I'll just wipe everyone out and start over." That wasn't the end of it, he then proceeded to test Noah's faith by giving him boils and killing off most of his flocks (not that bad, most everything died later anyway).
Then God said to Noah, "You go and build an Arky Arky." And Noah said to God, "WTF is an Arky Arky?" To which God replied, "Build a big ass wooden box and paint it black. If anyone asks you what you're doing, tell them to fuck off because they had their chance to please me and they blew it. I'm only saving you and your family Noah."
So Noah, realizing that he was dealing with a kind and merciful God, went ahead chopping down trees and eating his lunch and going to the lavatry. He built a big-ass wooden box using only his forearms as measuring devices and '3' as the value of pi when calculating circular arcs for the corners so that no one accidentally stubbed their toe on anything sharp.
This was important because God then said to Noah, "Take your kids, Ham, Shemp, and Japheth, and their wives and your wife and a shitload of animals with you on the Ark."
"A shitload, huh? Is that the offical term?"
"Okay, okay. Take 2 of every animal except for animals not found in this area. Oh, and for some animals take 7. You'll probably get hungry later."
So Noah went and gathered up all known animals because we all know that at that time the great Diaspora hadn't happened yet and some animals hadn't appeared in far away places that couldn't possibly have been reachable from the Mideast.
Once Noah was done doing all these jobs, he pulled up the door to the Ark and sealed everyone in for a long passage. God, for His part, started rain. It should be noted that until this story occured, rain didn't exist. The plants were watered by a very light mist that arose every morning.
And the rain started, and it continued raining for 40 days and 40 nights. The windows on the ark were sealed too, so it must have smelled really nice inside.
After 40 days, Noah's kids started complaining about the elephants and rhinos crapping all over the place and decided to open a window. They cracked one of the windows open and saw that they were surrounded by water on all sides. An eagle also took the opportunity to get the fuck out of there. The eagle never returned. It's thought he went over the mountain and married a nice girl eagle on the other side.
Later, the kids decided that they'd send a pigeon out to survey the area because pigeons always fly home. It flew off and came back with a branch from an olive tree. Apparently, the water was everywhere but only a few feet deep.
Next thing they know, they crash onto Mount Arafat and everyone slowly disembarked into their new home, just like their old home.
God realized that maybe killing everyone and everything with water was a pretty shitty thing to do and made a covenant with Noah that He wouldn't do it again. Next time the world would end with fire. To seal the deal, He made a nice rainbow and everyone who saw it automatically realized how good God was and stuff.
From these four families (Noah and his three sons), all of us are derived. Following our family tree back up, we can all trace our lineage back to one of these four families.
Praise the Lord!
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Please mod him up.
Not the first time this has been done.
Probably won't be the last simpletons to go up there either, much less die and do the gene pool a favor.
Try reading a book a LITTLE more recent and full of facts, science, and reality instead.
The small percentage of the world that are atheist or agnostic
About 14%.
What?
Just for clarity -
Do you mean that from your perspective - Civil Rights are natural and inherent - or in the context of English speaking nations (the presumptive context of Slashdot) they are natural.
My reading of the preamble say "endowed by their creator with . . . rights"
And thus I suggest that the means to our collective compromise visa-vi Civil Rights has come through our understanding of the Bible - which like the Constitution (derived in no small part from a sect of protestanism) informes the English speaking cultures disporportionately.
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I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
Canadian scientists have announced an expedition to the North Pole in search of Santa's Workshop (TM).
http://skepdic.com/noahsark.html
Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is the boat built by the Biblical character Noah. At the command of God, according to the story, Noah was to build a boat that could accommodate his extended family, about 50,000 species of animals, and about one million species of insects. The craft had to be constructed to endure a divinely planned universal flood aimed at destroying every other person and animal on earth (except, I suppose, those animals whose habitat is liquid). This was no problem, according to Dr. Max D. Younce, who says by his calculations from Genesis 6:15 that the ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet deep. He says this is equivalent to "522 standard stock cars or 8 freight trains of 65 cars each." By some divine calculation he figures that all the insect species and the worms could fit in 21 box cars. He could be right, though Dr. Younce does not address the issue of how the big boxcar filled with its cargo rose with the rainwater level instead of staying put beneath the floodwaters.
Those not familiar with the story might wonder why God would destroy nearly all the descendants of all of the creatures he had created. The story is that God was displeased with all of his human creations, except for Noah and his family. Annihilating those one is displeased with has become a familiar tactic of the followers of this and many other gods.
Despite the bad example God set for Noah's descendants--imagine a human parent drowning his or her children because they were "not righteous"--the story remains a favorite among children. God likes good people. He lets them ride on a boat with a bunch of friendly animals. He shows them a great rainbow after the storm. And they all live happily ever after. Even adults like the story, though they might see it as an allegory with some sort of spiritual message, such as God is all-powerful and we owe everything, even our very existence to the Creator. Furthermore, the Creator expects us to behave ourselves. But there are many who take the story literally.
According to the story told in chapter 7 of Genesis, Noah, his crew, and the animals lived together for more than 6 months before the floodwaters receded. There are a few minor logistical problems with this arrangement, but before getting to them, there is one other thing that needs commenting on. It is obvious that floods are no laughing matter. The destruction of life and property caused by floods has plagued many animals, not just humans, from time immemorial. To watch one's family or home swept away in floodwaters must be a terrible spectacle. To see one's children drown, one's life and dreams washed away in an instant, must be a devastating experience. But if one were to discover that the flood was not a whimsical effect of chance natural events, not unplanned and purposeless, but rather the malicious and willful act of a conscious being, one might add rage to the feelings of devastation. I suppose one could argue that it is God's world; he created it, so he can destroy it if he feels like it. But such an attitude seems inappropriate for an All-Good, Loving God.
the "finding" of the Ark
Yet, as preposterous as this story seems, there are people in the twentieth century who claim they have found Noah's ark. They call themselves "arkeologists." Yes, they say that when the flood receded, Noah and his zoo were perched upon the top of Mt. Ararat in Turkey. Presumably, at that time, all the animals dispersed to the far recesses of the earth. How the animals got to the different continents, we are not told. Perhaps they floated there on debris. More problematic is how so many species survived when they had been reduced to just one pair or seven pairs of creatures. Also, you would think that the successful species that had the furthest to travel, would have left a trail of offspring along the way. What evidence is there that all species originated in Turkey? That's what the record should look like if the ark landed on Mt. Ararat.
Still, none of t
Now that you mention it-
From the story text;
As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof....
If that is not a "troll" I do not know what is. What if they do come back with pictures, does that automatically make them liars?
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Something that I think gets lost frequently in the Noah's ark discussion is the fact that most relegions have a flood myth in one form or another. Off the top of my head I can recall a Roman myth, a Norse myth, a Chinese myth and a Native (or whatever the politically correct term is) myth that involve the Earth's destruction by a flood followed by a re-building by a man-woman team. Therefore any finding of a boat proves that something majorly wrong involving water and a boat happened early on in human history. We already knew that from geological surveys of the areas where early humans resided, any proof for or against the presence of the ark answers nothing one way or the other for or against the Judeo-Christian point of view.
I would never want to discourage anyone from such an endevour, whether it is about something from the Bible or studying creatures in the Galapagos.
Who knows, maybe they'll find something totally unrelated...oh that's "never" happened.
If I'm not mistaken, I believe the same goofballs who claimed to first find Noah's ark on Mt. Ararat are the same guys who claimed to have found a chariot wheel in the red sea. Strangely, no such wheel is available for observation, and no one apparently knows where it's at.
How strange. Or not, considering the claims.
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>He also prepared other fake wood by frying a piece of California pine on his kitchen stove in a mix of wine, iodine, sweet-and-sour and teriyaki sauces
I think my mum used to make that!
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Because a vocal few, some with mod points can't have their opinions challenged we should just give up on discourse. I know I for one will be practicing my telepathic powers while I await the return of a neckerchifless Heston.
Haha. This is kinda like climbing mount Olympus to find Zeus.
if the ark exists, and is on this mountain.. a scientific archaeological expedition to examine the remains, not a religious pilgrimage. The great flood, if I recall, is a theme in a lot of cultural traditions, not just the Judeo-Christian one... and a discovery of a vessel with a connection to the historical analog of that legendary event would be an important one. Not to mention any artifact of the supposed age of the great flood (what, around 6000 years, give or take, right?) would be of immense value... if that is indeed what it is. The point is: we won't know until we perform the proper tests, and a "Go and revere!" pilgrimage does not qualify.
Trolls: The high-tech version of those morons that scrawl obscenities in public bathrooms.
I don't even know where to begin..
1. This is assuming The Bible is the end-all historical book of religion. So does this mean that Buddhists, Hindus, Islams, etc... are wrong? Well, according to The Bible, non-believers go to hell (or aren't saved, same thing) *rolls eyes*
2. This boat will have to be big enough to hold TWO of each and every animal ever. The story took place.. what, tens of thousands of years ago? Started off that God told some man that he was gonna flood the earth out and to take each and every animal and protect it on a boat? Hahaha, right. Not gonna happen!
3. Reality check: people thousands of years ago lacked scientific explanations for things that happened. You could easily convince your neighbor that the stars in the sky were the eyes of the gods staring at you, or that the hot fire that causes pain is the home of the big bad devil that will eat your soul if you're not a good person! Basically, a man-made tool used to keep people civil. No, I don't have proof, but come on, think outside of the box for once.
What a wild goose chase all of this is. I just hoped they aren't disappointed when they don't find anything.
We have secretly replaced these Slashdot mods' sense of humor with a rusty nail. Let's see if they notice!!
Come again?
"...in search of the Ark of Noah... We're going to photograph it"
Sounds a bit like a setup to me.
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So, to summarize: Noah probably existed. The guy had a big boat. Yes, it had lots of animals on it, along with food, and other supplies. Yes, there was a severe flood, which the guy manages to survive. And that's about the end of the facts. The story gets passed down a few generations and embelished just a *bit* and you end up with today's story of Noah's Ark.
Sure, that's probably true, if the only scientific investigation you consider reputable is the 700 club. How about the tower of babel? Surely, if they created a tower that reaches to heaven, there ought to be some rocks lying around.
How about them pesky dinosaurs? It's pretty hard to reconcile the bible with the abundance of archaeoligcal evidence that shows that dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years before the first humans showed up.
These fairy tales don't fly on slashdot because the people here are educated enough to know better. The reason Egyptian digs don't get flak is because scientists are trying to find evidence of a civilization that everyone knows exists, not trying to justify their mythology. This kind of expedition doesn't parallel excavating the parthenon, for example....it's like trying to get a group of people to climb Mount Olympus, looking for zeus.
But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
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Gotta love the religious.
1. Finding the object, discovering exactly what it is and honestly reporting the findings and...
2. Not using any public/tax money to do so, unless there was evidence this is a historically interesting object, not a rock or a pile of trees.
I am agnostic, but if there is a huge ancient boat on top of the mountain with comprehensive animal DNA samples, I say research every atom of it. And if there is real scientific evidence for God (as opposed to "this couldn't possibly evolve...") I will listen. I will decide separately where he/she/they are still alive and weather they should be worshiped, critisized or just studied as a scientific fact.
You are falling for the god of the gaps fallacy.
You claim that someplace or something isnt known then it must be the work of the gods. This argument keeps getting killed everytime a rational/scientific explanation comes about for such things as the weather, evolution, gravity, etc.
Now your just taking the god of the gaps to a friggin mountain. Not terribly convicing.
So today its a mountain, will your grandchildren be telling us that its in a far off galaxy (just interpret the ark as being a spaceship) when this is debunked/explained? When will the "gappers" stand-down and not take some ancient script as fact, but as interpration of events through the eyes of highly religious and uneducated peoples?
During the Ice Age, Ryan and Pitman argue, the Black Sea was an isolated freshwater lake surrounded by farmland. ? About 12,000 years ago, toward the end of the Ice Age, Earth began growing warmer. Vast sheets of ice that sprawled over the Northern Hemisphere began to melt. Oceans and seas grew deeper as a result. ? About 7,000 years ago the Mediterranean Sea swelled. Seawater pushed northward, slicing through what is now Turkey. ? Funneled through the narrow Bosporus, the water hit the Black Sea with 200 times the force of Niagara Falls. Each day the Black Sea rose about six inches (15 centimeters), and coastal farms were flooded. ? Seared into the memories of terrified survivors, the tale of the flood was passed down through the generations and eventually became the Noah story. from: http://www.nationalgeographic.com/blacksea/ax/fram e.html
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According to some things I've heard, the black sea was filled approximately the time that these things were said to happen. If you can imagine the sight of the entire mediterranean rushing in to fill your homeland, I think that's sufficient to inspire some myths etc. Certainly, historical myths are based on some feature of history, even if much distorted.
Also, on a related but offtopic note, if you look at the number of years someone lived in the old testement, and divide it by the number of months in the jewish or gregorian calendar, it starts to make more sense, at least to me.
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Once again, stupid people in search of fantasy because they can't handle reality.
Where did all the water go to?
How did Noah and family manage to get all the animals from the Western Hemisphere?
How come Noah save fleas and ticks?
How come Noah save poisonous snakes and man eating tigers?
How many Bigfoots were there on the Ark?
How large was it and for how long did they sail and if there were only 2 of each animal did any of the animals die and then did they just die out?
If we ignore science, anything is possible.
I have this vague recollection of some Discovery or History Channel show which pointed out that what is today called "Ararat" is not the same mountain as the one the Bible refers to.
But it's all moot anyway, since the biblical flood is just an adaptation of the Gilgamesh story.
of course it means nothing to non-believers. It shouldn't really mean anything to believers anyway. Wow, a boat. Now there's proof that god exists! QED!
And don't tell people to keep their beliefs to themselves either, that's what we call religious oppression. I will talk down whoever I want to talk down. I am sure that you would have no problems talking down things that you find strange, like Tibetan Animistic beliefs or voodoo, yet these are just as valid (or invalid!) as Christian beliefs. Don't pretend that because you are Christian you are a) special or b) always right.
Bah, religion. It's all a waste of time!
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Why have a press conference before hand? Just go do it. I think everybody would be happy with that. If you do find something, share it and let it speak for itself.
I've learned I can't, nor ever will, PROVE the existence of God. I've always found those that do attempt to prove the existence of God, do so out of pure vanity. As if God is something that they alone can contemplate. However, I have learned to have faith. My belief about stories like the Noah's ark and Jonah and the whale are simple. If I'm going to believe in the resurrection of Jesus Christ, then believing in everything else is kind of moot.
I understand the mocking; you're certainly entitled to it. However, I don't see how knocking all religious beliefs because some blowhard thinks he can prove the existence of God does anyone any good.
Incidentally, there's a place for debate and discussion. Quite a bit about the Bible can be verified through archeology. Whether you believe its main claims is another story. I'm more than willing to engage in an intellectual discussion. However, I'm not too excited about engaging in a glorified flame war.
I don't think that writer of the CNN article has --ahem-- RTFB. (Sorry bout that.) In Genesis 8:4 it says that the ark "rested upon the mountains of Ararat." (NASB) Ergo, it did not necessarily rest upon the particular peak that we call "Mount Ararat", but rather upon one of the peaks in that region.
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Huge numbers of people believe rather unusual things. These beliefs cause them to take actions that can and will affect you. It's important to understand and discuss those actions, and I salute the editors for posting this story.
An expedition to Mt. Ararat seems harmless, in its own way. But it's symptomatic of mankind's need to depend on "faith" for guidance. When "faith" crosses the line to creed-driven violence, one begins to see how dangerous it can be.
Is there no room for rational discussion of these topics? I say there is. Slashdot is a perfect place to have the discussion.
Well if they do find it, at least we'll finally figure out what the heck a cubit is.
The space.com have the satellite image of the object that they suspect the Noah Ark. The enlarge imagecan be seen here.
Discussion about Biblical topics has become devisive in this country, but not because of differences between Christians and Agnostics. Most on both sides are decent people willing to discuss the possibility of something Biblical actually having historical or even scientific roots.
Everyone recognizes the Fundamentalist Christian, who beats his Bible and tells you that you're going to Hell, or claims that the US suffered 9-11 at the hands of God because it doesn't persecute gay people.
But let's be real - the *Fundamentalist Secularists* are out there, too. They are the idiots with tinfoil hats who roll their eyes anytime someone mentions "Jesus" in a manner that isn't a swear. They do not hide their scorn, and quite often it's downright hatred. They're easy to spot - they look like watermellons. Green on the outside, red in the middle. You know who you are.
Give these guys a chance before you debunk them. Whatever motivates them (science or religion), you can't judge their findings until they have some to review. Passing judgement now simply proves that you are incapable of an open mind.
It Would be Funnier than Hell if they found an Ark and proof that the version in the Epic of Gilgamesh was the true story instead of the Noah version.
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Of this, a couple of years ago:
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/21/jesus.It was pretty thoroughly and harshly debunked within a few months afterwards by most experts in dating, and deemed a forgery to some extent, but there are still people who refuse to accept that explanation.
They have been debating the "dark splotches" in photos on top of that mountain for years now. I'm fairly certain at one point they even dated samples, and it wasn't old enough, but I'm not positive on that. I know there have been many, many photo expeditions there before.
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No one here disputes the fact that Judeo/Christian/Islamic people worshipped a being named God, Allah, etc. The "hatred" you mistake is the view that this being just simply doesn't exist. You're confusing what most sane people know to be a fairy tale with hatred of the institution of believing in the fairy tale.
In other words, this "God" is as apt to exist as much (or to be more correct, as little) as the Mayan, Hindu, Coptic gods, take your pick. No one here believes any of these mythos are true as well. As far as we're concerned, the Christians, Muslims, and Jews are as deluded as those who worshipped those other religions.
To say that nothing can come from skepticism, that no concensus can be reached, is to deny centuries of emperical evidence. That's the great thing about science. You probably aren't 100% right, and likely will never know how right for sure, but you can argue with authority that someone else is more wrong.
Who would have thought the faithful were so eager to give up? I guess Job was pretty lucky he didn't grow up in the 90's.
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PS: If anyone has a copy of this please post a link. I love to collect these things. I've seen it myself of course but I have no TiVo or VCR :-(.
Darn right. If they come back with the pictures, they're liars - the pictures were made before they left. If the come back with film and take it to Walmart to get it developed, they might have something.
Most of the Flood stories either are refering to the end of the Ice Age and the remeberence of that was carried on for generations until it was recorded, which isn't all that far fetched, the stories Homer wrote down had been carried on that way, or they refer to the flooding of the Persian Gulf (Biblical), which had been just an extension of the river valley until later, I want to say 6.5-8,000 BCE. Many of the early Biblical figures like Abraham from the Old Testement came from the Basra to Bahrain coast there, perhaps as far south as the UAE.
...i think this is really a huge rorschach test in disguise. some people look at the aerial photographs and see an ark. me, i see a gigantic vagina.
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I'm glad this article was labelled "Science", and has a picture of Einstein next to it. I hear Einstein himself was funding a trip to Mt. Ararat to follow up on his successes in finding Atlantis and the Abominable Snowman before he was captured by a UFO.
I object to that article, and to the next reply.
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that I, for one, welcome our new Ark-tic Overlords.
Kurds,Iranians,and Armenians! Bull!! Turkey just does not want anybody on that mountain. It is too much effort to protect anybody who goes there. Anybody who wants to go there is fanatical and obsessed. Child molesters aside: Celibacy among priests is a preventive measure to the spread of hereditary fanaticism and obsession in the name of religion.
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That being said, i think the chances of them finding anything are at least 100 to 1 *against*. So I wouldn't get too worked up about it.
"He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
Jesus (pun intended), it'd take one hell of a boat to have two of every animal.
Don't you suppose that the money spent on finding the ark might be better spent feeding someone who is starving? Hell, they are going all the way to Turkey. It's just about as far to some starving kids in Africa.
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Here's exactly where faith (falsely) defeats logic.
You state the obvious: "I find it amazing that nobody has been able to check out this 'anomaly'... especially in the day and age of technology we live in..."
I agree. And instead of believing that a supernatural being has been involved in keeping people away from a boat that carried the entirety of the world animal population four thousand years ago, I'm going to assume that the boat doesn't exist.
You can prove me wrong. Just provide the documents the CIA has. And tell the researchers to bring back a piece of the boat and multiple pictures with screenshots of their gps location so I can check it out for myself.
If there is a God he doesn't have to obey scientific principles. If you think he doesn't exist you can't prove you're right with science.
Yeah, I'm a scientist of sorts. My degree says I'm a physicist and a mathematician, and my work says I even practice some of it. Still, I missed the part that says I'm too smart to believe in God. Was that part included in the slashdot signup? :-)
If an ark is found higher than it possibly could be found that'd be the most important, and the coolest, discovery in human history, IMO. I'm not counting on it, though.
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Ok, suppose it is true and suppose god or other super being as described in various religious texts pops out of no where and says I am god. You will worship me and tell me how great I am for all eternity. Said super being even slays a few nonbelievers just prove a point. Who is really going to take this being seriously. The being described in the KJ Bible is an authoritarian, insecure, megalomaniac. Sure there will be a great number of people who would blindly follow, but I think the vast majority would be in open revolt. We do not take this crap from ordinary mortals and I do not think us ordinary mortals would take it from alleged super beings. It just don't add up.
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Hear, hear! Well said!
But, of course, what you suggest will never happen, because it needs to be carried out by hypocrites. ARROGANT hypocrites at that. You see, they really do think they know it all...even to the extent of the reality of God.
The other day on Discovery there was a special on this. But they had a different theory of what happened instead floating north to Ararat it floated south into the Mediterranean just their theory. They did find a lot more proof to support their theory than the Ararat one. Also they guessed the flood was just in the Middle East because an entire flood of the earth would have so much moisture in the air you would drown breathing. Just different theories I thought were interesting.
ehhhhhhhhhh, I *really* ought to let this one go, but it's hard to, coming from one supposedly as intelligent as Bruce Perens (Bruce? Is that you??).
Ya, there's some savage stuff in the Bible (like stoning), but you should try to interpret it relative to its time.
Stoning for disrespecting your elders wasn't a matter of talking back to Mom and Pop, it was for letting them *starve* when they were elderly.
"Eye for an eye" was a rational justice system, considering that if you pissed off a ruler, he'd just remove your head. It was a way of *limiting* punishments.
(Stoning for adultery I don't quite have a handle on yet, but I'm thinking there may be more than meets the eye there.)
Drowning boatloads of people who believe differently from you ain't in the bible atall.
Is it possible that the hate and ignorance you're thinking of came from somewhere besides the bible?
John.
So lets forget for a second that the story of Noah's Ark obviously follows the traditions of older stories, and forget about the all of the technical problems with building (not to mention loading) a boat with two of every species of animal. Let's forget about that for just a moment and think about the possibility of atually finding that boat high in a mountain after all this time (assuming the oral tradition even tells us to the right place to look). If the boat was left to the elements it would have rotted in a few years if not months. Assuming it managed to survive under a sheet of ice it still wouldn't be there. Ice doesn't stay put on a mountain side, there's a very slow but steady stream of ice constantly flowing down the mountain. Anything that used to be up there would have been shifted down the mountain and spit out in a few hundred years. So in summary even if the story is totally true and they're looking in the right place, it still won't be there. But hey, don't let me be a killjoy, afterall, looking's most of the fun.
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It's a myth
just yesterday I was looking for a pot of gold under a rainbow. Also I think there might me scientific evidence that genie's in lamps do exists.
Look at a real glacial flood. To bad the time line isn't anywhere near 40 days.t our// IceShe ets/description_lake_missoula.html
http://www.glaciallakemissoula.org/virtual
http://vulcan.wr.usgs.gov/Glossary/Glaciers
Mt. Ararat is in historic Armenia. Its funny that the Turkish historians are travelling on Mt. Ararat even though there are probably many more qualified Armenian historians. Mt. Ararat (and Masis, right next to it) is still the subject of famous Armenian poems, songs, and stories. The land was inhabited (and ruled!) by Armenians for thousands of years before the Ottoman Government committed genocide against Armenians in present-day Eastern Turkey in the late 1800's and in 1915.
Ah well. At least we'll find out if the darn ark is there or not!
It's a symptom of a lack of faith. It's a crutch. "I can't find my way to believe without some physical proof. I can't trust in God, but I can trust my senses and my intellect." (The latter being assertions frequently proven wrong.) This sort of behavior is likely why the bible has a prohibition on icons and idol worship. That's not faith, it's a mix of dogma and superstition. Amazing to see how quickly the Christian religions came full circle to perfect the practices they abhored, make war with each other over them, and endure them far longer than they'd been free of them.
As a person completely devoid of any faith of any sort, I think I've obtained something of an objective perspective. Faith seems to be a kind of trust; a trust in that one has or will be provided the strength to perservere until one can find the wisdom to answer the tough questions. It can take many forms, and when people have it, and use it as a shield from doubtful inaction and refuge from the inequities of the world it seems as attractive as it is powerful.
But one thing it isn't is a tireless quest for proof of a postulated omniscent omnipotent being who, among other things, wished people the freedom to deny Him.
Besides, Noah is just and abridged version of the story of Gilgamesh. And if they find a boat up there I doubt anyone is going to switching over to a Babylonian or Asyrian pantheon (whichever is appropriate).
Seriously, this is so, like, 1980s. Like, Duh. Nobody still thinks the Ark is on Ararat. That's so old skool. Jeesh, just give me a perm and a neon colored t-shirt with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the front instead.
At any rate, I strongly doubt they will find the Ark that floated Noah, a few family members, and breeding populations + food for every extant species of critter on Earth, to safety after it spent the better part of a year bobbing around in water roughly 30,000 feet deep. Or maybe the mountains were a whole lot shorter several thousand years ago. [sigh...rolls eyes]
On the topic of science, it's probably a stretch to call this a "scientific" expedition. Let's not pretend it's anything other than a religous expedition.
Now we can't prove the Ark wasn't bobbing around in water 22 feet above Everest, with a few of every animal aboard, but if you want to believe that, don't try to pretend you believe it for scientific reasons. If this genuinely happened (perhaps God shrunk all the animals so they'd fit on the Ark, then made it so that none of the animals needed to eat for the entire trip, then erased all evidence for the flood, etc...I can't prove he didn't) we would expect some scientific evidence for it; in fact, we should expect utterly overwhelming geologic, geomorphic, and biological evidence for it, given it's scale and extent, yet there isn't any. On the other hand, maybe God snapped his fingers and it all happened magically, thus preventing any evidence from being deposited. But if it happened magically, what's the point in saying that some of it was magic and some wasn't? Why selectively believe the magical Ark was deposited on Ararat a few thousand years ago, but nothing else was deposited anywhere?
Answer: I suspect this is because people have trained themselves to want scientific explanations, but haven't trained themselves in science, and don't have sufficient faith to escape their naturalistic and deterministic systems.
Important Message To Christians Who Do Weird Things Like Try To Use Science To Prove Religious Scripture: "God spoke and it was done" isn't science. It cannot be proved (as science never proves anything anyway -- that's just not what science does), and I doubt many religious people would be willing to subject biblical issues to the rigor of scientific disproof. God's actions are, for all intents and purposes, magic. Science exists in entirely separate realm; the Word of God is not a scientifically disprovable phenomenon and thus not a scientific issue. Science is not an applicable tool. Even from a practical perspective -- and science is truly the most practical of the arts -- religion hasn't been very helpful.
Finally, if any trace of a large ship were found halfway up Ararat, it would be a striking archeological discovery and would certainly demand proper research. Somehow, however, as my cynicism takes over, I'd be astonished if the team doesn't find what it considers undeniable proof of the ark resting on this mountain...yet somehow, no genuine scientific expedition will ever be able to track it down again! You'd think, given such a big boat, it wouldn't be hard for a skilled team of trained archeologists to find it on just one mountain...especially with all the data gathered by these intrepid explorers.
Ugh. Next story please.
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1- If it really happened, wouldn't all river fishes be dead, since they cannot live in sea?
Creationists do not disagree with the concept of microevolution, so the likely answer would be that 5,000 or however many years ago, there wasn't the distinction between freshwater and saltwater fish, but that over the last 5,000 years of natural selection, you ended up with fish that can only survive in fresh water and fish that can only survive in salt water.
2- Wouldn't we expect to find amazing evidences like whales, dolphins and sharks skeletons in the most unusual places, from the animals trapped in some valley when the water came back to the normal levels?
We would expect to find instances like those you mentioned if the current topography is similar to the topography 5,000 years ago. The argument is that the the seismic activity that led to the breakup of the continents and the formation of the large mountain ranges took place at the end of the flood, by the point where the water was receding (the argument is that it was these great continental shifts and the subsequent deepening of the ocean as the continents moved apart is what provided the space for the flood waters to go). So, based on the explanations given, you wouldn't expect to find large creatures like whales in unusual places, but you might expect to find smaller ocean creatures in odd places, and they have in fact found fossilized fish in places you wouldn't expect.
Anyway, that's the argument, and I doubt I really gave it justice since it's been a while since I've read any of those explanations.
I don't expect anybody to find remnants of Noah's ark, because the odds that wood artifacts survived this long aren't very good. But, if they do find evidence of a boat on top of Ararat, it would be of archeological significance, no matter who's boat it was. Just to make it clear, slashdotters, creationists don't 'not believe' in radio carbon dating. What they question is the accuracy of the dating method when you're dealing with objects that are much older than any of the calibration objects.
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...lest I be taken for a complete lunatic like some of these other folk: the story of Noah's ark is *allegory*, myth, symbolic. The story has value, but we're not going to find the ark on Mt. Ararat.
John.
You mistake your terms, my good man.
An engineer gathers facts about a problem and then comes up with a solution to that problem.
A lawyer picks a desired solution to a problem and then gathers the facts that back that solution up.
Frankly, one of the reasons I'm leary about possibly studying law.
A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.
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You don't know what a troll is.
A troll is a blatantly inacurate statement, so obvious that it cannot be mistaken for anything else by anyone the knowledgeable on the subject. A statement made in the hopes of encouraging the less sophisticated members of some population to either obnoxiously flame or helpfully correct the painfully obvious "error". Trying to patent a wheel to get a letter from a patent examiner along the lines of, "I regret to inform you the wheel is thought to have entered the public domain about the same time as agriculture. PS -- You are a moron, please do not feed your children to dingos." A counter-troll might be granting the patent application, and notifying the applicant that the examiner believes Goodyear is infringing on it. But that's a whole other bridge....
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Excluding those of the animals which were sacrificed or eaten of course . ;-)
That's why, according to the Judeo-Christian tradition, the Lord had Noah and his family bring more pairs of "clean" animals than "dirty" animals onto the Holy Cruise Liner (Genesis 7:2-3).
I'll be heading an exciting expedition into the bogs of Ireland to search for the little people.
Bring along many a bottle o' good Irish whiskey, this will encourage the little people to show themselves.
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they're going to make some wine and get so totally wasted that their children will see them naked.
There is an enormous amount of evidence for creation
Please back that claim up...last time I checked just about every discipline of modern science can be used to disprove biblical creationism.
I heard there were crazy Arabs on the mountain with Ozzies that would kill you
Did you need to bring the Osbournes into this?
Is epilepsy caused by the devil? (Luke 9:39)
When you're sick, do you pray, or do you go to a doctor? The bible says you should pray. (James 5:14)
Can a human live for three days in the stomach of a fish or whale? (Hopefully I don't have to point you to the part of the bible with the story of Jonah.)
There aren't any Christians in the world. Christ walked around healing people with no earthly posessions. He preached love and tolerance, and told people that the meek would inherit the earth.
Christians of today drive cars and have jobs. If their main job happens to involve Christ, they ask for donations to "keep the church going." They talk about "living in victory." It seems the ruler of the universe needs my twenty bucks to keep his miracles alive.
Meanwhile, people are suffering all over the world. They're being raped, killed, tortured, and I'm sure they all ask for God's help. Perhaps you could explain to me why he doesn't answer.
Trust is built from a person's knowledge and experience with someone else. (Your parents, friends, teachers, etc.) Faith, on the otherhand, is at best only second-hand trust for most people. You trust in the bible, God, Allah, Jesus, because someone else that you trust has said they trust in it. It's very hard to evaluate and build that trust first-hand yourself. With the different translations and interpretations of the bible, even RTFB doesn't always build trust. Trying to somehow "verify" the Bible with science is so sought after because people trust science more than they actually trust the bible (their faith may prevent them from admitting this though).
I have to say that it more than bugs me when I see the bible refer to pi as 3.0. This one mistake really blows my trust, but not my faith. Seeing more and more contradictions really makes me start to question how my parents reconciled these discrepencies. After reading enough of them it really makes me question my faith.
I don't pretend to give answers. But I recently started to read one of the best "intellectual examinations" on the Jewish version of the Old Testament. It's called God, A Biography and it's "agenda" is to explain God as an evolving character in a book. Quite deservedly, it won the pulitzer prize in biography because its quirky title is more than just a marketing effort. It really does try to be a good biography of God.
It doesn't try to explain away contradictions in the bible other than saying that God can change just as man can (and yes, I know some people who will find that fact alone to be sacrilege). The author doesn't seem to push either a pro or anti religious agenda. God is just a character. If you want, you can read it like you'd read the Cliff's Notes version of Hamlet strictly for a deeper understanding of the character portrayed in this book whether you "beleive" the book is the truth or not.
Having been nastily betrayed by two life long friends in the name of Christianity, I still don't feel that I'm ready to accept most churches as anything other than as organized political organizations. But I still have theological questions myself and this biography has been able to make more sense of the Bible and God. No clue where this will lead me in my spiritual journey (heck, I may even go back to agnosticism or athiesm), but it was a very helpful read.
No expeditions to Mt. Arrarat or carbon datings of the pollen found in the shroud of Turin is really going to come up with as satisfactory an answer. My apologies in advance if this is considered off-topic.
You must learn to distinguish between the Art Bell oddity chasers and discriminating researchers. There are responsible Bible researchers, and there are demonstrably kooky Bible researchers. (Please, no snide remarks from the atheist peanut gallery. :^) This is an intra-Christian issue.) Don't be so quick to put your trust in people just because they are Christians. They can still be wrong about things, and the evidence indicates that these Christians are wrong in this case.
Let me back up a bit... They may not be kooks or hucksters. They may be good, sincere believers. I don't want to defame them since I don't know them. But don't be so hasty to assume they're right about this. It would be wonderful if they found the ark, but the evidence at this point is not at all in their favor.
First off, I find it funny that any time someone takes a picture of something that's anti-mainstream, such as this, it's obviously a doctored or misleading photo. Second off, it would prove more than "people knew how to build boats." The Christian Bible said Noah's Ark landed there. It's a pretty safe bet that if they find ruins of a large boat (the size of Noah's Ark) or similar evidence, it's probably evidence that Noah's ark existed. Of course, the "h4rdk0r3 atheists" will argue otherwise.
Okay, I'll do my best. I'll admit I did find some links that mentioned there have been some research trips to the ark, but there are just as many like these:
joined with me in applying to the Turkish government for permission to excavate the boat-shaped formation. The Turkish authorities declined to give us a permit at that time. We got the same reply after a second request. We were stymied. source
Want to go look for yourself? It's not easy. Although guided treks up Mount Ararat were allowed during the 1970s, after several grim incidents the government forbade them because of very real danger from smugglers and other outlaws, Kurdish terrorists, severe weather and wild beasts. source
The Turkish government in Ankara would not give them permission to climb or fly around Mount Ararat. The government authorities "claimed" that they had received 100's of permit applications to climb Mount Ararat, and they believed most of them were bogus applications sent by the PKK. Most people believed this was a poor excuse to keep people off the mountain. But why? Is there a geniune concern for public safety? Tourism? Or does the Turkish government know something? Like where the ark is located? source
The Great Mount of Ararat which had been a favorite for climbers until 1980 was closed for climbing purposes. Then in 2001 it was reopened to visitors since the security in the area was reestablished. Nevertheless, to ensure continuance of security, visits to Mount Ararat are now under strict government control. source
Judge for yourself.
A few reasons. First, these gentlemen, as far as I can tell, are doing this in an attempt to prove Christianity. They are not out to learn anything they do not already know, and if they are, they are not intending to share it with the rest of the world by any verifiable means (pictures, are as the story points out, weak as evidence for anything). Their ultimate purpose is to deliver a conclusion, not facts. Your typical archaelogist visits a location to learn more about an unknown culture, not to offer conclusions, but simply to offer knowledge and let the information speak.
Do you see the subtle distinction here? On one hand, we have the scientist that assumes something to be true then goes looking only for evidence that supports it. On the other hand, we have the scientist that that explores and records only what is observed and lets the facts speak for themselves. Which of these categories is likely to get the most cynical reaction? Which category do you think these guys fall into?
There is also a negative reaction from many rational people to the heavy-weight evangelistic nature of Christianity. Rational people usually want evidence to back up claims, evidence which is often not offered by evangelism. This can put people at odds against an idealogy. Would you dislike it if people of other religions came thumping you with their religious beliefs using threats of punishment and slander? Would it make you uncomfortable? Also, many active religions today (key point to remember with your claim--many ancient religions of noteworthy attention are no longer practiced) use fear and coersion to recruit new members. Fear of eternal suffering or punishment is commen. Religions often do this at great financial benefit to themselves.
I could go on and on, but I digress. Nevertheless, I think when you look at all this, you find that there is a great deal of cause for people to express hostility towards religion. Perhaps you should take these things into consideration before you feel like you or your belief system are being picked on.
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I can also find out about how we evolved from Clams, or that pictures of a face on the surface of Mars proves that we were put here by aliens. I suppose the ark will fit right in.
the The Trinity Corporation? I didnt know muslims worked with polytheists. Even if its not there, its more than likley that most of the wood was carried away after the flood by either noah or decendants.
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Here's some historical background on the Ark and how it relates to Iraq which should concern us today... Iraq and Noah's Ark
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I am a biblical (short-age) creationist and I believe fully in a literal, recent (c5000ya), global flood, but I do not think they are going to find Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat (or anywhere).
The problem as I see it:
The ark was massive, and a bountiful supply of top-class timber. Do you really think Noah and family (who were building cities in a generation) would have just left it there to rot? Noah himself built a vineyard quite soon after the flood - he could have used it to grow his grapes on at least!
Secondly (but less importantly), is Ararat as described in Genesis the same Ararat as we now know? Names change and get reused all the time. Just a thought.
Like I said, I believe in the flood. There is enough evidence around for it without the ark. And even if the ark was found, if you don't want to believe, you won't (scripture references provided on request).
> They laughed at Galileo, and Copernicus.
No.
"They" censored Galileo and killed Bruno. Copernicus published on his deathbed in fear.
"They" were the Catholic Church.
The good thing is that now that adults are more or less in charge the worst we can do is laugh at them. There is no secular police that will kill these men for being heretics and its thanks to the pioneers, western enlightenment, etc who went AGAINST the grain and fought for human rights that we are allowed to live in a secular state.
>popular thoughts of the society of the day.
What "popular thoughts" are you talking about? Most Americans believe in a creation and in various biblical myths. These people are the status quo defending "popular thoughts" not rugged individualists like the great minds of the past.
Sorry, I shouldn't call you blind, but your comment leaves me to wonder if you have ever actually looked at the evidence? I will not deny the fact that it does take a leap of faith to believe that the Bible is true. (Especially if someone wants to apply it to their own lives.) But the Bible contains facts that are listed before science proved them (Even when science previously denied those same facts). I could do some research and list dozens of these facts.. But why do something that has already been done? There are books out there written by people who researched these things out. Try reading one of them. Your comment makes it seem that the Bible contains only one or two facts and only a few instances of proofs for what it says. Actually there are many. Research, discover the truth for yourself. Until you do the research, why say what may or may not be true? I'll agree that there are those out there who will do exactly just as your moth frothing display did. They will take one fact out of context and not look at all the facts. I agree with another post I saw that pictures are not enough. Pictures will only show that someone built a boat and stuck it in a strange place. But if more evidence is gathered (DNA, examination of the structure, wood samples, or dating) then it may be something worth adding to all the other evidence supporting the Bible. Oh, by the way, the Bible isn't the only account of the flood. There are others. J
Who says that what is recorded in the Bible as Ararat is the same mountain we know of today as Ararat?
The "theory du jour" in the scientific community and in our education system is, and has been for many years, that the Earth is many millions of years old and that Man evolved from amoebas. This theory has yet to be proven accurate. Unfortunately, our schools teach macro-evolution as if it were a proven fact, rather than a theory.
If you truly seek answers, i suggest that you begin by studying the "science" behind macro-evolution and determine for yourself whether or not it is a plausible theory.
Once you've done this, then you might want to study the "truth" behind the Biblical account of creation and determine for yourself whether or not it is worth further consideration.
The presence or absence of evidence regarding the ark is of little consequence when you get right down to it.
What matters is our acceptance or rejection of God's offer of salvation.
I'd like to take small exception to your assumptions about flooding in the area. Non-literialist biblical researchers had long thought that flooding in Mesopotamia led to the story of the Flood, as a major flood is recorded in the Summerian Epic Of Gilgamesh. More recently, a case has been made that the flooding of the Black Sea basin, which previously held a smaller fresh water lake, would have provided the seed for the story.
Compare this localized 1000 foot (300m) flood with the 17000 foot (5000m) global flood posited by the biblical story. Now, before someone lays into me for discounting the power of the Lord, consider how scientific research approaches this.
1. make observations of nature.
2. based on those observations, make an informed guess about why something came to be what was observed.
3. develop series of tests that might support your assertion, tests that other people can make independently.
4. collate data collected from many such tests, and see if the results support the theory.
For a localized Black Sea flood, there is previously collected evidence that due to the end of the last ice age, ice sheet melt flooded the eastern Med area, and what is now the Bosporus strait was breached about 7000 years ago. Salt water added 300m to the level of the Black Sea within a matter of months, drowning hundreds of square miles of land. Recent archeological dives along this now submerged land seem to show paleolithic human settlements. Further research is needed before strong conclusions can be drawn.
For a global 5000m+ flood, the very first thing we need to account for is the lack of suitable debris that would have washed ashore at high elevations as the waters subsided. If the Ark survived, some of the other wood left floating around might be expected to. The next thing would be to account for the volume of the ocean being doubled, and then halved, all in the course of a few months. Where did it come from, and where did it go?
As a biblical literalist, if your answer is basically that the Lord gave, and the Lord took away, then you've provided faith as evidence. While one's faith can be tested, it can't be independently checked and verified. The scientific method of investigating the works of the Lord assumes - baring evidence to the contrary - that the Lord maintains His creation in a consistent state: hot air rises, the sun sets, gravity sucks. If He doesn't, then the method will need to adjust.
So far, however, the method has proved useful at measuring the nature of Nature, such that we can reliably do things based on many of the conclusions we've drawn so far.
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but the f'ing muslims blew it up.
Is this from somewhere? If not, you're a witty writer, T&K.
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You know, the Jews and I think the moslems (sp?) believe in Noah also. Also, in your post if you replaced christians with Jews, Gays, Blacks or some other group you would sound like a complete idiot/racist. Good thing no one notices when you say christian.
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There is plenty of evidence of Noah's Ark if one chooses to look in the proper places.
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Scientific Evidence:
http://www.nwcreation.net/noahsark.htm
Historical Evidence:
http://www.grmi.org/renewal/Richard_Ri
Archaeological Evidence:
http://www.baseinstitute.org/noah.html
Evidence the Ark was large enough:
http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/e
A review of the christian literature on the matter would undoubtedly uncover many more scholarly works.
What if they have a Polaroid camera?
There are many very good empirical reasons for accepting the Big Bang theory. Sure there are problems with it, but the more we figure out about the cosmic background radiation and quantum gravity, the better it fits the rest of our conceptual models. Which can hardly be said of the Old Testament.
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From the above link I see that:
67% of the world's population are doomed to spend their afterlife in the Christian hell.
78% of the world's population are doomed to spend their afterlife in the Islamic hell.
97% of the world's population are doomed to spend their afterlife in the "Other" hell.
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I think this is the crux of the problem so far.
What ever happened to those "researchers" who went looking for santa claus at the north pole?
Um, which laws of physics need to be re-written?
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A few assumptions, perhaps, (like whether the universe has a size), but the same laws that allow for a "big bang" also allow for a white hole - in which case some parts of the universe could be billions of years old, while others (nearer the middle-ish" would be much younger due to that "time" being spent under immense gravity and therefore very slow.
Or do you mean the "law" of evolution? Last time I checked, that was a theory, not a law.
Or the notion that fossils must be millions of years old to be burried (undisturbed) under so many layers? Arguably these are only possible as result of tremendous turbulance and much matter moving rapidly. Perhaps due to, say, a global flood?
Or the law that "I'll do and believe whatever I want to, regardless" - I can see that one remaining as long as humans are capable of choosing.
Or perhaps the law of "anyone on who writes on slashdot will find someone disagrees with them". I don't think that one will be negated either
Just my 2c worth of flamebait...
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I suppose if they want to go and prove it to themselves, that's one thing. But if they are trying to go and prove it to the world, they are totally messed up about the way human beings really think and this expedition is a waste of time and other resources that could be better spent puruing more productive goals.
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other than that, a religious article on this forum, kinda screams flamebait to me regardless of content. Still, it's been a while now even if they do find something atop a "Mount" ararat... without any physical evidence for dating there's no way to tell if the artifacts are indeed of the age in question.
Also, if there aren't any surrounding materials dated there's no way to tell if some eccentric in the past 50 years didn't just put it up there as his/her final joke on the world.
The obvious problem being proof or lack of proof will be disputed by both theologians and scientists seeing as how many see theology as truth, and others see science as truth.
Also, for those seeking a flooding of the earth, there are shark remains in the mountains near my home... albeit they are far more ancient than the big book of B dates a flooding of the earth, still...
Brilliant! Anything they'd show to anyone else would be digital anyway - either from a digital camera or the scanned Polaroids. Those can't be faked.
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"If one believes in God, Christ, and The Holy Spirit then one has to believe that The Bible is the Word of God."
Now this is an obvious logical fallacy. Even working from an assumption that God, Christ, et al are true deities there is no assertion that they have ensured the validity of the bible.
I think the standard response by believers is "do you know the mind of God?". Implying that God could have written a pile of crap as a test or some-such...
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Why is Albert Einstein's face plastered next to this? Has all his math been proven wrong? Do we doubt from the start the appropriateness of his theorems? suspect him of executing religious dogma in the name of science?
So why insult him so?
As an atheist, I challenge this notion. I am not religious because I hold no beliefs on the matter. I make no claims about God, one way or the other. For one, it is impossible to prove a negative in a universe you do not define, therefore atheists do not say "there is no God". To say there is no God is to express a belief only and not a fact. Otherwise, there is no evidence that unequivocally proves that there is a God.
So, as the ultimate lazy, fence-sitting heathen, I detest this notion that I am arrogant and claim to know the reality of God.
...this looks like a boat how?
That's right. All your base.
Gilgamesh has a flood story in it as well.
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What makes them thing the ark of Noah is on Mount Ararat??? The Bible says NOTHING about the ark of Noah landing ON Mount Ararat! It says the ark landed IN THE MOUNTAINS (notice the "s", it means plural) OF ARARAT. The Bible does NOT say it landed ON Mount Ararat. Ararat was the old name for what is now modern day Armenia. Armenia is an entire country... a big country... full of mountains... lots and lots of mountains. Why are they limiting the search to only one mountain and forgetting about the rest of the country? Maybe they have never found the ark because they are always looking in the wrong place - possibly because they don't pay enough attention to the Bible when they read it. See Genesis 8:4.
I know we are supposed to respect everyone's beliefs, but in this case I have to ask, why. These people are traveling to the other side of the planet and hiking up a mountain. At the summit of this mountain they expect to find what? A boat which once housed two members of every single species in the world. Each of these two animals is supposed to have spawned an entire species.
If a group of people firmly believe in something so utterly stupid (replace with "very implausible" if you like) as this, am I not justified in ridiculing them? Is it at least PC to kindly notify them that *some* of their beliefs are logically unsound, contrary to most evidence, and thoroughly un-fucking-possible? Is it kosher to suggest that someone who professes to believe such things either has not closely examined their beliefs, is lying, has a totally arbitrary system for choosing what he/she believes, or is mentally unsound?
If it *is* acceptable to believe things like this and doing so, to be *beyond criticism*, I would like to let you all know something. I believe in Megaman. No, really. I talk to him all the time. He exists. You want me to send you some photographs? Okay, but my digital camera is pretty cheap, so they might seem a little pixelated...
...when in 2004 life is found on mars, and Noah's body is found in his ark. DNA tests link Noah to the life on mars, but not human's on earth.
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As an atheist, I challenge this notion. I am not religious because I hold no beliefs on the matter. I make no claims about God, one way or the other.
Small correction: You're an agnostic not an atheist.
You're missing the point. It's not a troll. The burden of proof lies on them. What would make others believe that it is truthful? Pictures can be doctored easily and even video clips. So how would one prove it? I can think of a few things. For one, bring back DNA samples (as someone else already mentioned) and bring back part -- or better yet, all -- of the boat (eventually).
When are they going to the North Pole to take pictures of Santa's House?
Si tacuisses philosophus mansisses. If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher.
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Wow, pictures can't be doctored at all! Photoshop anyone? Retards. I mean "scientists".
Like that tool that brought a real honest sample of the Noah's arc he found in the mountains, turned out he baked some pine in his oven for a few days.
The christian faith was created as a tool to control the drooling masses, and the bible is nothing but a mis-translated fairy tale.
We're not far enough along in time yet for everyone to accept free thinking. People shouldn't push their beliefs on others no matter which side they stand on the issue.
Look what's happened to Jerusalem. Look at what's already happening to the mountain and there's no widely known proof (maybe the locals know something) of anything being there.
If it is found, "science" (not all Science is close minded to anything and everything that science can't explain) is going to have a fun time trying to continue rejecting the notion that somebody or something exists that isn't bound by the laws of physics and that caused such an event to occur.
That'll be the safe part of it. The deadly part is the people who are going to start making claims on it and going to war with other groups.
In this day and age, this really isn't going to change anything.
People who believe in God don't need an Ark to know he exists. It's not like there's a shortage of proof unless you're a close minded skeptic that simply can't believe in anything supernatural.
The Shroud of Turin is getting much more attention now that the Carbon 14 dating done a few decades ago was shown to be horribly flawed and the piece of cloth used to wrap the head has been found.
It's nice that these things exist but the typical net result is fanatics who make idols out of objects and lose sight of what's actually important.
Unbelievers are going to be shitting their pants if the Ark is found. Believers are just going to say "the Bible told you so." And continue doing what they've been doing.
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you don't need a tin foil hat to know that the govt has mega-bitchin' satellites with which they can see, in all their gory detail, the very zits on your nose. perhaps they cannot release any really, really, really hi-res photos of the ararat site for security reasons?
im not a christian and i can tell you that the story of noah's ark is not limited to western religions. The same story occurs in hinduism as well (back of agiant fish though). In fact it is one of the few stories i am quite sure must be based on truth simply due to so many accounts of the event.
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Anybody have a link to these so called satellite images? If they're so good they're sparking all this interest, I'd sure like to see them myself.
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More than half the f'n earth was unexplored.. you mean - by europeans - the native americans (descentands of mongolians actually IIRC - came across a land bridge during one of the lesser ice ages) had colonized the Americas - we stole it from them
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As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof....
An important part of the scientific method is building credibility as a scientist. If these guys are serious achaeologists, they'll be risking their credibility, and their careers as academics, to falsify their results. otoh, if they're just out to make a quick buck, sell movie and book rights, etc, then I guess anything goes.
As opposed to idle speculation of the 'these guys are kooks' vein, can anyone supply any a priori evidence that they're for real (or not..)?
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er, yes there is enough water, if you assume the mountains weren't as high and were raised up afterwards.
With so much water falling from the sky (rain for 40 days) and covering everything, all land features would have been destroyed by the erosion. And as the water settled, there would have been huge layers of silt deposited.
Then as the water left the surface and collected in oceans again there would have been even more rapid erosion (in small areas) creating huge canyons and valleys.
Hang on wouldn't this be evident everywhere then?
When was the last time you looked at a pidly little steam in the bottom of a huge valley / gorge / canyon whatever and questioned how it could have formed slowly?
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When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull.
Short version, the order of things occuring in genisis is the same as modern theory. "in the beginning the earth was void and without form" big cloud of dust (aka pre-planetary ring of dust around the forming star) anyone? "let there be light" the sun finally lit, before the dust cloud obscured all the other stars etc. Now there was light, but all you could see was thick dust (think dense fog, where is the sun?) "and god divided the light from the darkness" the solar wind started to blow away the dust and you could tell when the sun was up, but not yet see the sun distinctly. etc. Even "and the earth brought forth grass ... " etc describes the evolution of life very well. you can fill in the rest, I do not have time. Modern theory and genisis are describing the exact same event. Any differences are due to 1) misunderstanding the bible, and 2) incomplete understanding of the formation of the earth. Mostly 1 and not 2 anymore. Oh, and most 'christians' are still stuck on the old greek ideas of 'ex nihilo' (god made the world 'out of nothing') or 'poof, and then there was ...'
Laws are horrible moral guides, moral guides make even worse laws.
that the rightwing government is behind global warming, all in an effort to uncover the ark from it's icy tomb. Take your tinfoil hat off people, all it accomplishes is an increase the amount of sunlight reflected to the atmosphere thus increasing the greenhouse effect.
I hate to be a nitpicker, but Arafat is not, and has never been a leader of Hamas. After all, he is still alive.
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If you're going to use an ancient text to launch an expedition like this, you should understand what you are reading. The genre of the first 11 chapters of Genesis is myth. It is best read within the context of neo-Babylonian mythology, in which humanity is created as an afterthought and destroyed in a flood because they were making too much noise and annoying the gods. In the Genesis account, however, mankind is the pinnacle of creation and companion of God. When man fails to live up to his potential and is thoroughly evil and violent, creation is uncreated then recreated so humanity has a chance to start again.
Note that calling the story a myth is not the same as calling it fiction. It is the genre of literature. My point is that it does not have to be historical in order to be true. (In fact, an argument about historicity would have been puzzling to the Jewish community living in exile in Babylon that gave us the story in its current form.) OK, so you've decided that the story of Noah is in fact historical, or at least there is enough of a possibility that it is worth trying to find the ark? Read the text more closely: "the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat (Gen. 8.4). The Hebrew text is definitely plural. When the waters of chaos recede, the ark would naturally come to rest on high ground, such as the mountainous region of Urartu (called Ararat in Hebrew) to the north, rather than the plains of Mesopotamia. Mount Ararat is one mountain in the range, but the ancient text does not specify a particular mountain.
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Wow .. some hope!
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But also - remember the quote "Extraodinary claims require extraodinary proof".
I've seen no proof, even ordinary "proof" for the existance of a god, therefore I'm disinclined to believe in it.
How do the terrestrial plants survive the flood? Did Noah plant a forest on his ark?
in things other than biological processes.
The birth, death, and assimilation of nations and cultures. The lineages of language and writing forms. Breedign of domesticated animals. Erosion of landmass, and tectonic activity.
Genetic algorithms.
The world is ever changing. Those who do not see that have deluded themselves. I find the idea of shoving a bunch of animals onto a boat quite ludicrous compared to the obvious fluid nature of reality, of which evolution is a obvious conclusion.
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The point is, you don't prove religion. At least, you shouldn't. Religious people try it all the time, but anyone with an ounce of objectivity can easily disprove a literal interpretation of the bible. Just think about it--a very literal interpretation of the bible tells us that the world is only five thousand or so years old. If you want to believe this, fine. But in doing so, you disconnect yourself from silly concepts like "evidence" and "reality." So what if there's a boat on the mountain? So what if it's X cubits long and Y cubits wide? (Have they even agreed on what a cubit is?) So what if there's traces of animal DNA found? Even with the most powerful proof imaginable (short of god himself just hanging around smoking a cig--"What, that? Oh yeah, that's the ark."), it's still STUPID to say that you've found Noah's ark. Pictures or not, it's still not Noah's ark. You can't fit all the animals on earth in such a small space. You ESPECIALLY can't do it without them killing each other (or you.) It becomes even harder if you take into account every animal that has ever existed in the fossil record (or even merely a large fraction of them.) If you want to talk about evidence of a great flood (and there is a lot of evidence that there was a great flood, probably after the last ice age), cool. If you want to talk about how cool it is that we found this old boat way up on the mountain, cool. But this isn't proof. I haven't seen it, and I can still say it isn't proof because the very CONCEPT flies in the face of everything I know. Similarly, just because my neice comes home with sparkles in her hair does not mean I believe that she was playing with the garden fairies all day long. What if tomorrow a scientist said that the earth could *conceivably* only be 5000 years old, according to some weird new theory? Would that suddenly prove the fundementalist Christian argument? Of COURSE not. The contradictions involved in the 5000 year old earth theory aren't just geological--they're historically, evolutionarily, and cosmologically wrong. "Wrong", as in, "does not in any way fit the universe which we perceive", not religiously "wrong". I'm not attacking religion in any way, shape or form, but if people put forth a religious idea as FACT, they deserve to be scoffed at if it is, indeed, a ridiculous idea (scientifically speaking.) Noah's Ark is ridiculous, and people who claim to bring back pictures of it deserve to be scoffed at and even viewed with suspicion, as the blurb says. They are attempting to prove something that anyone with a shred of common sense realizes cannot be proved--they might come back with pictures, but why should I even believe those, when they are obviously somewhat delusional in the first place?
It was stolen by the evil Turks from Armenia.
Lots of the comments revolve around a few themes
:)
1. the bible is all made up
2. there's no way $situation could happen
3. this wont prove anything
To which i have a few short responses. Please give them some consideration before flaming me
1. This is a hard argument to make. The bible talks about lots of different things. Some of these things have been verified via archalogical evidence. Insofar as a recording of ancient history, the bible is surprisingly accurate in all of the things it depicts which are verifiable
Note that this is sort of the same as me writing a book with 100 pages, and on 3 randomly distributed pages, i describe newtonian physics, and the other 97 pages contain stuff that doesn't make sense to anybody, and can't be proven or disproven using any known technique
From a scientific perspective, my book isn't very interesting.
Until somebody figure's out page 4. And then in another 50 years, maybe someone figures out what page 5 means. And so on.
There's lots of stuff described in the bible that has been shown to be historically consistant. Much more than has shown to be historically inconsistant.
2. This won't be a very satisfying answer, but here goes.
the bible is sort of axiomatic. If you beleive
- that god is all powerful
- always does what is right
- is smarter than you
- the bible is the inerrant word of god as transcribed via people divinely inspired to do so
then a lot of what happens in the bible can be swallowed. Still, some things are hard to beleive. It's hard to beleive that somebody could part a body of water so that people could walk through it unharmed. It's hard to beleive because we've never seen anything like it, and because we cant explain how it would work.
There are lots of things in the bible that we have a hard time buying for those reasons - we've never experienced it, and we can't understand/explain how it would work.
The first "Reason" isn't a reason at all. We never experienced the creation of planet earth, but we know it happened. None of us were alive when president lincoln was shot, but most of us know it happened. The issue of never experiencing something personaly is really not an effective argument against unbeleivable things depicted in the bible.
The more interesting and common argument is the second one - there's no way that could happen. This usually revolves around some scientific argument, or rather, some lack of a scientific explanation for how it _could_ have happened. Parting seas, turning water into blood, feeding thousands with just a little food, healing blindless/leprosy/etc.
This is where the axiomatic nature of things comes into play.
If you buy that God is all powerful, then god can do whatever he wants to, certainly any of the above mentioned things.
The part is what people _Really_ dont like to hear. Just because _you_ cant explain something, doesn't mean god doesn't know how it works. Your inability to come up with a thoery or explanation for how something could have happened isn't standing in the way of an all powerful smarter-than-you god in the slightest.
So, if you buy the basic axioms of god, the rest sort of comes out in the wash. It's nice when science or achaeology catches up with what the bible has already described, but its not necessary.
3. Of course not. The point isn't to prove god exists. You either think he does or you don't. If it was factually obvious that god existed then you having a choice in the matter of wether to beleive or not wouldn't be very useful, now would it ?
I'm frankly not sure what the point of this trip is, but it won't prove god does or doesn't exist. People that refuse to beleive in god will read the results of this journey how they want to. People that refuse to beleive in anyting but god will read the results of this journey how they want to.
But there's the ever important swing vote.
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maybe, but 0% are atheist after they're dead. ;-)
I'm going to safely assume you are not a zoologist or botanist.
What do you think is the first thing the lions would do when they left the ark?
EAT THE MEASLEY TWO GAZELLES. Oops, no more gazelles.
You can argue it all you want, but the gestation period of any 3 generations of gazelles, zebras, or whatever required to even begin feeding the a single generation of lions or other carnivores would mean a lot of carnivores would go hungry if everyone started with a PAIR at the same time.
You can't just "start up" the food chain like that. Ever do a "rabbit and foxes" related rates problem in diff eq? The stable state is impossible to achieve with a deficit of prey in the initial conditions.
A little thought is dangerous.
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Then as the rediculous story is retold and travels across the land somebody overhears it and takes it as absolute truth. Writes it down and it becomes gospel.
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And fairly accurate as well. Even down to the names of Noah's kids.
The highest of all Gods. Don't come babbling with your puny Middle East crap, losers.
Polaroid cameras can also be used to produce misleading images.
such as so-called "auras"
and Kirlian images.
There are also the morons and dopes who aim the cameras at the sun, causing images of the paper packing to be imprinted on the film. They then interpret the light leakage and letter images as some kind of divine message. Or, after the paper is ejected, they see "images" emanating from the sun.
Polaroid film is a complicated chemical and mechanical system, with crude optics in consumer-grade cameras. It is a technological wonder to be able to have a color photograph develop reasonably well in a user-friendly package with any kind of shelf life and color consistency. It should be easily understood that the process is delicate enough that it can be disturbed in any number of ways, and that a disturbance will typically reveal itself in a picture that differs from the actual scene that one tried to record.
Yet, particularly credulous people are willing to accept supernatural explanations for the malfunctions of a complicated technology stressed beyond its normal limits, rather than believe that the technology could malfunction. Sort of turns the nature of faith on its head, doesn't it?
Just as particularly credulous people will take a vaguely boat shaped object (my pet theory is a stone temple) in an inaccessible location as proof that the Noah story as told in the Hebrew scriptures is literally true, although that leads immediately to the most bizarre predictions in geology, anthropology, history, botany, zoology, and countless other fields of science, none of which are actually observed. They accept totally anything science-like that supports their preconceived notions, without accepting any burden at all of reasoning from these notions to all the additional scientific facts that would also be true in their version of reality.
Then I think he has better things to do than hiding his toy boat from us. If that's how he truly occupies his time, then I am glad that I do not worship such a sadistic being. I'm real! Forget all the contradictions in the Bible, I'm real! Forget all the contradictions with reality, I'm real! If you don't believe I'm real, I'm going to let you suffer forever in hell! But I'm never going to give you any proof, and I'll KILL anyone who tries to find it. Fuck, man... seriously, how can you worship someone/someTHING that behaves like that? He gives us a mind that no animal even comes close to equalling, then he punishes us for using it. I don't say for sure that there isn't a god (I'm not that arrogant), but if there is, I really hope that he doesn't pull this kind of shit. Note to mods: If the Judeo/Christian/Islamic god isn't real, then my objections are spot on. If he is, then I'm going to burn in hell forever and guys like the parent are getting into heaven--in that case, hey, couldn't I at least get a little /. karma before my eternal punishment starts?
Seriously, there are already enough pictures of it out there. Don't these guys check the web before making sure it hasn't already been done?
I for one welcome our new... oh... wait, nevermind.
Now, lets get back to doing some real research, like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
faith is complete belief in something without question with NO EVIDENCE.
Um.... no.
Hebrews 11:1
Faith is the assured expectation of things hoped for, the evident demonstration of realities though not beheld.
Much like the wind, "evident demonstration" is given and expectations assured by observing the effects.
Also, I looked at the quiz. What a pile of uneducated crap. Thats an understatement. So many things twisted and mutilated to make it sound as if Gods own commandments are evil. Symbolism taken as reality, and reality taken as symbolism. Several of the "answers" are just plain wrong. As an example, the writer had the audacity to say that Jeph'thah had his daughter sacrificed on the alter, when clearly if you read the passage further you would find that she lived a good long life, and that the daughters of the land would commend her for her devotion from "year to year". She was given to God to serve him. This was the same thing that Han'nah did with her son, Samuel.
(1 Samuel 1:9-28) Imagine that! A *Woman* having the authority to give her son as a servant of God! With all the crap that "Quiz" has about the bible saying that women should be treated as dirt, even...
Maybe the author should have read Proverbs 31:10-31 where it talks about a "Capable Wife". You wouldn't believe the things that these so-called repressed women were allowed to do!
They owned land!
They did business!
They were teachers!
And More!
Maybe if they read Mathew 19:3-9 they would find out that the provisions the Jews had for marrying more then one wife, divorce, etc. was "out of regard for [their] hardheartedness". I could go on and on.
Wow... I can't believe I've read and studied the bible all these years and I haven't come to the conclusion that God is a barbaric, inhumane, sonofabitch...
I think I'll read it again to make sure I'm not missing something...
You want to make up your own morals instead of following God's? You want to be able to say "I don't believe that!" when someone points out something you are doing wrong? FINE! But don't think for one minute that you can take the example of all the people who have committed atrocities in Gods name, or misapplied scripture, or twisted it to fit their own agenda (and there are millions of them, including the author of that "Quiz"), and use them to dismiss the bibles message, as if it's God's fault. Talk about uneducated.
It makes me sick...
Why is it so hot? Where am I going? What am I doing in this handbasket?
The evidence of finding water damage in places that are "obviously dry" is only significant to supporting the flood if you also believe that the Earth's geology and climate hasn't changed since it was created, or not at least until right afterward.
These beliefs tend to appear in concert. This "evidence of the Great Flood" begs the question that the earth is unchanging.
An attribute of which I would stake a King's ransom against.
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From m-w.com.
Faith:
b (1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof
My definition is accepted and correct. You may not like it and you can play semantics all day long, but that is faith in a nutshell.
The religious will be religious even if you disprove every statement in the bible.
The atheistic will continue to be so until God comes down (or up, or over, or whatever) and says hi.
You aren't going to prove God exists, and you aren't going to disprove it.
As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof....
Wow, they haven't started and it's already a big conspiracy cover-up!
*Puts on a tinfoil hat*
Thought I'd join in on the fun. We're all in the matrix!
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As long as they won't thaw the telephone sanitizers...
Unfortunately, neither I nor (I STRONGLY suspect) you have the science background for me to convincingly push the case for the big bang, but that's not what the parent said now was it? The site he linked claimed that the ark could hold the equivalent of 522 railroad cars worth of stuff. That's pretty huge figure--and where did it come from, exactly? (Did they finally decide on the length of a "cubit"?) How long did Noah have to build this sucker, exactly? For one man working with primative tools, even if he had help from his family, this is a decades-long project at best (and impossible at worst.) The crap about the animals is BS, too. You can't keep all of those animals alive for that long. You just can't. Many animals will die if they don't get very specific food or if it's just a little too cold or just a little too hot. No matter how huge and spiffy that boat was, I'll lay odds that it didn't have sophiticated climate control and foodstores containing plants from halfway 'round the world. If you accept it literally, the ark story is completely impossible, and yes it IS boggling to most minds when people try to defend it with such crappy "evidence."
Finally, somebody on this awful message board, with something to say.
As for the rest of you Slashdot fucks, I hate every single one of you. Fuck you all
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Didn't anybody RTFA? Why go on a month long trek up a mountain even a Cessna could have flown around in an hour to see if anything was there, when the ark has obviously already moved to eBay?
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/rant on
.. now how many wars have been waged and lives been lost .. all in the *name* of God .... and by this i mean *any god* take your pick .. there is a few of them out there..
.. I mean the *other* guy he doesnt believe in *your* god now does he? so he's going to hell anyways right ??
.. realise the truth, then get on with life, and stop killing each other.
.. I am not religous one way or the other .. i really dont care. but it sure would be nice if all those *god fearing people* would just stop killing each other .
.. thats what /. is all about
*quote* : We just want lasting peace, which only Christ can provide.
*quote*
erm.. let us all think back
Religion , any religion, is one of the major reasons for violence on this planet, and because all of that violence ( holy wars, etc , Muslims Vs Christians etc ) is carried out in the Name of God ( once agian pick one ) is all well and good from their ( each sides ) point of view.
and of course it doesnt really matter now does it
FFS ppl
**rant off**
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When ever I want my head to really start hurting I get out a few of my old textbooks and start going over this stuff. Wait till you start digging up "H", "J" and all that fun. It's truly a mind bending exercise especially if you were raised Christian or Jewish.
I'm getting a headache just now, but this thread is the most beneficial off topic thread I've seen on this board in a long time.
Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
This is basically the same conclusion that Godels theorem comes to: one of those unprovable statements in an axiomatic system. And God is used as sort of this "catch all" that can be twisted to support any conclusion (like those maths "proofs" that demonstrate how 0 = 1 or whatever)
The Bible is full of "axioms" and not everyone agrees on which ones should be treated thus. We have no standard, other than precedence (which can be tainted by those who wish to uphold the status quo).
You can't reasonably expect to apply logic to it, and if you want to stake important decisions on it, well that's your problem.
That is why persons such as myself eschew all of it in favor of simpler systems of belief (or none at all).
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However, I have pieced together pretty good circumstantial evidence over the years for a flood in ancient times, just as described all over the world by people who had no (or very little) contact with each other.
About 11,400 years ago, we know from glacial core samples that the earth's mean temperature raised anywhere from 5-7 degrees in just a few decades (though some paleoclimatologists say as much as 10 degrees in just a few years). Before the glacial evidence, scientists believed that the temperature changed very slightly over a long period of time, a theory known as steady state earth which is increasingly being discarded in the paleoclimatological community.
Furthermore, as I said earlier, people all over the world have recounted stories of a great flood, the native americans had such a myth, the natives of the mid-atlantic ridge had such a myth, the natives of Australia had a myth, etc.
This global pervasiveness of the flood myth scientists have long explained as a "racial memory", with little or no evidence to support this assertion, because steady-state earth held that such things a global floods could not happen.
We now know that Earth goes through cataclysms periodically, such as the one which wiped out the dinosaurs, and that sometimes really scary global things happen. Scientists have yet to outright admit that there was a great flood, but have begund to tacitly admit it.
For example, we know for certain that before 11,400 years ago, the level of the ocean was 300-500 feet lower than it is today. Accepted wisdom holds that this changed gradually, but this theory may not last now that we know the mean temperature changed so drastically so rapidly.
Given the proclivity of humans to band around the coast, such a rapid rise would lead to massive casualties the likes of which are unknown to us today. It might indeed seem as though the whole earth flooded. Furthermore, quite interesting archaeological finds are likely to be buried underwater.
Well, here comes the circumstantial evidence I mentioned in the start of the post. Plato said that Atlantis sank about 9000 years before his time. It just so happens that he lived about 2400 years ago. Add up those two numbers, and you get 11,400.
It's quite a coincidence, and it's true.
There is a chain of mountains in the middle of the atlantic ocean called the "Mid-Atlantic-Ridge". If you examine a contour map, you'll see that if the sea were lowered about 300-500 feet, it would be a huge chunk of land, not quite as big as a continent, but not quite as small as what we call an island either.
To my knowledge, I am the only person to put this data together in this way. Those scientists who consider Atlantis to be a possibility place it in the mediteranean ocean.
I'm not saying there were telepathic pyramid building Atlanteans, but I think it is very possible Atlantis existed, and traces will be discovered under the ocean.
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The new testaments were originally written in Hebrew/Aramaic and Greek. From there they were translated into Latin and remained so for many centuries. The English King James had a group of scholars translate it into English (one of them reputedly Shakespeare - good arguments both for and against). The KJV is the translation that's used across much of the english speaking Christian world.
Both biblical Greek and Hebrew are very expressive (someone studying them would say vague) languages, written passages can be vastly open to interpretation (much like Arabic). That's why many biblical scholars study the biblical languages, so they can look up their favourite passages and translate them themselves.
So for the purest stream of the testaments, you must read them in their original language. The Greek(Attic), Latin, and English translations are simpler expressions of the original. That's not heretical - go to any seminary or serious bible college and you'll see that's what's what biblical research is all about. The original poster was still being particially correct when he sarcastically called it an interpretation, because it IS an interpretation, of a relative few translators who were highly religious, though probably very educated for their time.
I'd say there's no need to rush out and buy the "First Hebrew Primer" grammar book or anything. It mostly checks out to the KJV with some notable exceptions. But I had to study Biblical Hebrew for my majors and can say it's not very hard to learn. The first year basically just teaches some pronunciation, aleph-bet(alphabet), grammar, and how to use a dictionary. That's all anyone needs to read the Hebrew Bible.
This is the substrate for "corrected" dates, right?
Eg, Bering straits crossing was 14000 yrs ago using "uncorrected" dates, and 12000 yrs ago using "corrected" dates?
Nice reply to yourself. But anyway...
Just a note that modern sciences (take it how ever you like) dropped the "theory" part of Evolution many, many years ago. It's still heard but mostly because that's how it's known. Akin to prefixing Special Relativity with the theory of. There are zero serious competing theories to either. You don't have to believe it, you can see it for yourself if you're so inclined; by design the scientific system does not require one to have any blind faith, in fact re-thinking things is generally encouraged.
Mankind seems so rooted in believing things which are based upon faith. What happens if it is/isn't a boat? How do you know it was Noah's? What change in belief system will happen? The same can be said for the Shroud of Turin. Does it matter if it *was* Christ's burial cloth? What about the covenant of the ark (rumored to be hidden in the attic of a Koptic[1] church. Will all of the shows on Discovery Channel which try to determine if it's scientifically possible for all of the known laws of physics to cause the Nile to part for Moses and the people he led? Haven't you considered [that] with divine intervention the laws of physics don't apply? What about Jesus walking on the water? Gee, are there any laws of phyics which will allow that to happen? I've been in the Canadian wilds where out in the middle of some lake there are *BIG* rocks with flat surfaces about three inches under the the water line. Could it be those types of things existed in the body of water where Jesus walked on the water? Lazurus? Could it be similar the voodoo ceremonies where people are given medications whick lower their metabolisms, heart rate, respiration to almost undetectible levels. Could it be Lazurus was "poisoned" in the same way and Jesus went in and pulled him out of this?
Does it really matter if you can prove these things based upon our laws of physics? The issue is *faith*, not facts.
The media talk of stories where research is based upon people who see doctors vs. those who see their doctors + using prayer. Say what? Should God answer every prayer put to him?
Now, Pascal had an interesting thought about all of this: If I live a good life and I was wrong, I lived a good life. If I live a good life and I was right, then I shall see myself in the kingdoms of heaven. If I live a bad life and I was right, it's no loss. If I live a bad life and I was wrong, get out the marshmallows.
[1] A Koptic hurch is essentially a Black- or African-based Catholic religion.
in the anime "Spriggan" scientists found the ark at Mount Ararat, and it blew up in their faces..
With all the advancement in spy or commercial photo satelite, I'm surprise they didnt map a detail photo survey of Mtn Ararat. Maybe the photo can show some "boat" from it camera viewpoint.
The two were also the first to circle the world on a modern bicycle, and the book describes the grueling Asia portion of their trip. (Someone really should repeat their trip.) There's more about the book at:
http://www.inklingbooks.com/bike/bike.htm
On the mountain, they saw nothing that resembled the ark, but they were also so poorly equipped and inexperienced that it's a wonder they survived.
Despite the implications of the CNN story, if you're in shape, climbing Mt Ararat is no big deal and it is an exceptional mountain to visit. Unlike most mountains of its size, except for Little Ararat alongside it, it stands alone on a wide plain. Those who'd like to go, might check out the guides at Middle Earth Travel in Turkey:
http://www.middleearthtravel.com/us.htm
Also, Space.com has some pictures of the "Ararat Anomaly" that is the focus of this expedition at:
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/planetearth/ noahs_ark_010823-1.html
--Mike Perry, Seattle
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If you don't believe that the earth is only 5000 years old, then you should realize that a literal interpretation of the bible (in this case, all of its "begats") should not be the basis of a scientific theory. If you do, then all I say is please stay out of our way. Some of us do use our eyes and ears and our minds, and we choose to believe objective reality over subjective dogma.
don't bring back any artifacts, only pictures, God willing.... :)
Right on, in fact it completely restored my dwindling faith in the mods when I saw that this post had a Score 5 (I thought, at first, they were being partial toward the 'Bible is a conspiracy' posts, which would have dealt a major blow to that stance more than anything). Kudos guys.
Anyway yeah, the way the article was written just wreaks of 'oh shit, my beliefs that the bible is false are being stunted by logic and science - we're all going to die! Say something mindlessly and avoidingly sarcastic, quick!' and all the other such babble. The 'history is false' beliefs just don't hold up against archeology, and the journalist (now there's a loose term) here seems to have wet his pants in fear of it.
As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof....
Ever hear somebody say 'crap, they're gonna prove me wrong' so elegantly? Even I could have covered it better than that. Try harder.
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Other accounts of the flood? How about the story of Gilgamesh where many scholars think the flood story from the Bible comes from? Of course, I don't think those two sources can't agree on an even approximate date....
I have no problem supporting the Bible as a source of history, but just as modern history books have their inaccuracies so will ancient, and based on what has been proven true or false in the bible so far I'd tend to say that the Good Book plays it a little fast and loose with the facts. The bible is also good literature from its time, but that doesn't mean anything special. Personally, I believe that in general has excellent messages as to how to live our lives (minus some out-of-date "stone the whore", "sacrifice your son" type things). However, I chose not to believe the majority of the Bible is much more than myth with some buried and distorted historical facts.
Hey -- That's about the same percentage of people who use a Mozilla/FireFox/Netscape variant instead of IE, as reported by my website stats. Coincidince? I think not!
Conclusion: Mozilla is the browser for people who realize that God isn't going to keep the viruses and worms out for you.
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Creative Demolition
Which would you rather such a person be:
Christian, or Athiest?
Next question... who would you rather have in your company if that were the case?
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I won't actually bring them back with me, but I'll take plenty of pictures to prove they exist.
Who is Twirlip of the Mists?
Anyone who believes that Noah actually managed to build a hugeass boat and keep all of those animals alive (with VASTLY different food and climate requirements, some so delicate that even now we have a hard time keeping them alive in captivity)for 40 days is such a literally-interpreting fundementalist. Only a fundementalist would interpret a boat being found on a mountain as being proof of such a patiently absurd story.
Most of us are just too polite to reply in jest or are worried about our "precious karma"
::cat calls::
I could care less.
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to reach that elevation?
Jeoin
How easy we forget!
In greek times there was memories of severals floods, three thousand years after, we have to rediscover that almost every tradition remember at least a major destruction by flood or fire.
It seems that each day we learn something, we also forget something. Hope not to forget what our ancestors believe it was so important to have to be passed to future generations, formerly that humans have barely managed to survive major environment destructions.
Just think how many times we use to say 'let's not forget' (ej. 9/11) and how fragile and selectives our memories are!
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Here is a cool NASA photo that shows the peak.
If you look really close, you can see the shuffleboard court on the aft promenade deck.
I've always wondered about this apparent disconnect between the New Testament and the Old Testament. Why is there such a huge difference?
Posted anonymously to keep my life simple, i.e. without religious debate.
Would be funnier than hell if they get all the way up there and find only a rusty jet-ski with Noah's name on the side.
Table-ized A.I.
I think that finding a boat *on top of a mountain* from around the time suggested in a meticulously preserved historical document is at least an interesting coincidence.
People could obviously build boats, but why would they build a boat 3/4s up a mountain in Turkey?
I have been reading this thread and my eyes just roll. Well I really thought your post showed REAL insight that I never really thought about.
You can argue however you want to argue, but the fact that lions, tigers, wolfs need to eat does underscore a gaping inconsistency.
The rebuttal is that Noah in all his wisdom loaded enough "food" for the animals. Well, to get back to your three generations issues that means loading up at least 100 gazelles to keep the lions, tigers, wolfs fed. At that point I am sure somebody would have made some notes to the effect, "Well Noah, got the 100 gazelles, 100 elk?"
The interesting bit here is that you end up with a combinatorial explosion of actual numbers of animals that had to be put into the boat.
hmmm.....
"You can't make a race horse of a pig"
"No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
Do you people realize you are acting like religious zealots, in dismissing the findings of an expedition that hasn't started yet?
Mount Ararat is named in the Bible as the resting place of the Ark. That section of the Bible was written more than 2000 years ago. Scientific principles absolutely demand that someone must go up there and search for it.
If they find what looks like the remnants of a big wooden ship then whoopee, we get to debate what it really is and launch further expeditions and employ other technology and analysis to see if this is true.
If they find nothing, Someone will claim that they looked in the wrong place and try again. (Ararat is a big mountain)
If they die trying; tough luck. That happens sometimes to people trying to test an important theory.
At the very least searching for the Arc on Ararat is more important than going back to the Moon or climbing Everest again. It is roughly on par with searching for signs of life on Mars and the SETI program. I.e. Published and authenticated success would revolutionize thinking.
For the record There were many attempts to launch such an expedition in the 20th century, They all suffered political trauma. I.e. Ararat, sat on a border between enemies. The political climate has changed and former enemies are now tolerant neighbors.
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All any set of religious ideas involving an omnipotent God requires for it all to fall into place is one step of faith, that God is who he says he is.
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That for which there is an evidental relationship relating observation to hypothesis is scientific. And to the degree that the observations determine the hypothesis, we say that the hypothesis is based on evidence and not faith. If you are defining "faith" such that is falls under this usage of "evidence", then faith simply is evidence and there is nothing that distigushes it from scientific practice. But, this also means that the search for empirical basis of our faith, which would be implied here, would simply be science. So that which cannot be studied by science wouldn't be evidence or faith, if they were similar in such a way. And this would make the faith unjustified, so far as it is not scientific.
So you can accept things on faith with ignorance to or denial of evidence, or you can simply say that faith is empirically justified, in which case you must defer to science to tell you that which you should take on faith.
Anyone who believes that there was a major rise in ocean levels anytime in the past 10,000 years does not know the first thing about coastal glaciation patterns.
If there was any evidence at all that such a flood occured in the recent glacier movements, the creationists would be all over it.
Accepting the plain-as-day proof of Geology is the first step to seeing Genesis as either the religious metaphor or myth that it is.
I find the level of debate in this thread really disheartening. People seem to have a strangely outdated view of christianity and religion as well as a lack of understanding about the basic tenets of christianity. You can't speak against fundamentalist christianity _and_ try to take apart the bible by interpreting it literally. If you want to argue with christians you should really find out what they believe first.
Take: "But such an attitude seems inappropriate for an All-Good, Loving God."
This may have _something_ to do with the fact that the story was written _before_ Jesus lived and spread the message about the all-good loving god. Jeez.
Try to consider the immediate context in which the story of the ark takes place in the bible, and it's meaning. The story is intended to illustrate a watershed (pun intended) in the relationship between man and god (the new covenant) whereby he promises not to wreak havoc on humans again.
Secondly, there's also the broader context of the old testament to consider. The whole idea of christianity is encapsulated in the new testament. The old testament (first half of the bible) is the historical background. Old testament, before Jesus: old relationship with god. New testment, after Jesus: new relationship with god.
I'm sorry if I haven't offended anyone
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Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can look at Mount Ararat for yourself. Happy ark hunting!
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Oh, I see, so all of it must be true then! Or maybe it's simply because none of it happened?
Why is it, therefore, here atPersonally I find religion (any religion) and religious people scary! And more so each day. Some say people are afraid of thing they don't understand, and that's probably it in this case. I can't for the world of me fathom how people can believe these fairy tales, and let them decide how they should live their lives? Perhaps someone could explain this to me?
I do know this though, religion kills more people than anything else does! Why? Because people want to make sure other people believe theirs. Two words: holy war.
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if you want to see something holy and awe inspiring, climb my mountain ^_-
This is definitely my second or third post on Slashdot. After not commenting for a long time, I think I'll step in for a bit. So what is this tolerance stuff that I keep hearing about? As in, tolerate gay marriage. Tolerate all religions. Tolerate points of view that are different from your own. And yet when I come on Slashdot and read this article, and all the (I read at +4) comments, my face turns sour because of the horrendous amount of crap that I see from people here. Look, you don't believe Christianity, fine. You think the ark idea is crap, and that science proves yadda yadda yadda, fine. At least have the guts to refrain from bashing those who do. It takes a mature individual to let people have their say without exploding in anger or cracking up in laughter. You have to understand that most people have developed for themselves a framework for how they view life. Most /. readers, I'm guessing, are scientifically minded. So they believe in all the things that science has accomplished. Good work. Hooray for you. Then there are those who believe that a God exists and has made everything we see, and created laws that science is discovering and utilizing. Good work, hooray for you. If you were really tolerant, and if you were really following what you believe you should be doing, then you'd have a solid discussion with them based on the facts, based on what you've seen, etc. etc. But... no. All we see are lousy jokes and other definitive statements - "the Bible is crap," "the Bible has contradictions," etc. etc.
I just don't understand how some /. readers can force Christians onto a pedestal ("You have to be perfect, you Christian moron, and aren't you supposed to LOVE everybody?!") and cannot subject themselves to any sort of standards.
If you're going to argue that the Bible has bad teachings, or that it has contradictions, read the Bible yourself before you make a decision. Actually, don't do just that - be a real student and go and find commentaries from Christian writers. Find commentaries from non-Christian writers. (Why commentaries? Have you ever really been able to explore a book without seeing what lots of people thought about it?) Read it with an unbiased eye. If you think you've found a contradiction, then see what the other side has to say. Read it for yourself. If you end up unconvinced the Bible is true, then great. If you don't find contradictions, then great too. Decide for yourself what you want to believe.
What astounds me is how FEW people actually take that offer. Personally, I don't know of anyone who has. Why? Because they're lazy. Too lazy to go and find out things for themselves. In the meantime, they (non-Christians AND Christians) rely on a few lousy articles and information (which are debunked by different people, depending on who you ask), and then post knowingly uninformed, uneducated entries on /. to the approval (and subsequent positive moderation) of their knowingly uninformed, uneducated peers.
Watch people read this comment and ask, "Is the author of this comment a Christian?" If the answer is yes, they immediately go and trash it because suddenly none of my arguments and comments make any sense. "Those moronic Christians, what a bunch of idiots, they must not believe in science..." right?
So maybe I am, or maybe I'm not. I will say that I HAVE taken up my own challenge. That should be enough for you.
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Firstly, at the time of writing an ark the size described would have been impossible to build due to the building materials available. Only wood was used and an ark of biblical proportions would simply fall apart. Secondly, there's not enough water on the planet to cover the entire earth, especially to the height of a mountain!!! It has been found that noah was infact just a trader and that the 'flood that covered the earth' was simply the local river flooding. The story has been basically dramatised for the bible. What a waste of time trying to find the thing...
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This is definitely my second or third post on Slashdot. After not commenting for a long time, I think I'll step in for a bit.
/. readers, I'm guessing, are scientifically minded. So they believe in all the things that science has accomplished. Good work. Hooray for you. Then there are those who believe that a God exists and has made everything we see, and created laws that science is discovering and utilizing. Good work, hooray for you. If you were really tolerant, and if you were really following what you believe you should be doing, then you'd have a solid discussion with them based on the facts, based on what you've seen, etc. etc. But... no. All we see are lousy jokes and other definitive statements - "the Bible is crap," "the Bible has contradictions," etc. etc.
/. readers can force Christians onto a pedestal ("You have to be perfect, you Christian moron, and aren't you supposed to LOVE everybody?!") and cannot subject themselves to any sort of standards.
/. to the approval (and subsequent positive moderation) of their knowingly uninformed, uneducated peers.
So what is this tolerance stuff that I keep hearing about? As in, tolerate gay marriage. Tolerate all religions. Tolerate points of view that are different from your own. And yet when I come on Slashdot and read this article, and all the (I read at +4) comments, my face turns sour because of the horrendous amount of crap that I see from people here.
Look, you don't believe Christianity, fine. You think the ark idea is crap, and that science proves yadda yadda yadda, fine. At least have the guts to refrain from bashing those who do. It takes a mature individual to let people have their say without exploding in anger or cracking up in laughter. You have to understand that most people have developed for themselves a framework for how they view life. Most
I just don't understand how some
If you're going to argue that the Bible has bad teachings, or that it has contradictions, read the Bible yourself before you make a decision. Actually, don't do just that - be a real student and go and find commentaries from Christian writers. Find commentaries from non-Christian writers. (Why commentaries? Have you ever really been able to explore a book without seeing what lots of people thought about it?) Read it with an unbiased eye. If you think you've found a contradiction, then see what the other side has to say. Read it for yourself. If you end up unconvinced the Bible is true, then great. If you don't find contradictions, then great too. Decide for yourself what you want to believe.
What astounds me is how FEW people actually take that offer. Personally, I don't know of anyone who has. Why? Because they're lazy. Too lazy to go and find out things for themselves. In the meantime, they (non-Christians AND Christians) rely on a few lousy articles and information (which are debunked by different people, depending on who you ask), and then post knowingly uninformed, uneducated entries on
Watch people read this comment and ask, "Is the author of this comment a Christian?" If the answer is yes, they immediately go and trash it because suddenly none of my arguments and comments make any sense. "Those moronic Christians, what a bunch of idiots, they must not believe in science..." right?
So maybe I am, or maybe I'm not. I will say that I HAVE taken up my own challenge. That should be enough for you.
I will be leading an expedition to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.
I'm hoping that we'll be successful in our quest to build a bridge between the two peaks.
Any takers?
This expedition has about as much credibility as an expedition to the North Pole for Santa's Workshop.
On the other hand, *MY* religion is the 100% truth. My cat, Queen Maeve, created the universe with the appearance of age Last Thursday. You can wave your "scientific method" or "Bible" around but it won't change the Truth and I dare anyone to prove she didn't.
Absent a rebuttal, you must convert to the Church of Last Thursday or face an afterlife in the Eternal Litterbox!
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Black holes were created when god tried to divide by zero
Clearly their expedition will fail... they're going after a find of "tremendous historical significance," particularly to Biblical studies, and they're not bringing along Indiana Jones?! What were they thinking?
Quite a few people have claimed that the Arc's remains are on the mountin and that they have seen it. That doesn't mean that they will find the Arc, but if they are lucky they will find what those other people found, and thought to be the Arc.
Most likely the legend of Noah's Arc is just that, a folklore story that was popular at the time the old testament was written, and simply got written into it, because it was thought to be apropriate to include it, at the time.
The expedition will likely find some rock formations that resemble the remains of a huge ship and belivers will claim that's God's way of preserving the Arc, while logical thinking people will dismiss it as "Rock formation". Everybody get's what they wanted and nothing has changed..
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The difference is the fact that the New Testament pretty much rewrites the rules from the Old Testament.
If you take the Old Testament by itself, the rule would be "the wages of Sin are death." Not very pleasant, as any little sin you commit would automatically condemn you.
In the New Testament we have Jesus, who died for our sins. This basically means that He took upon himself all of our sins when He died upon the cross, so now we aren't automatically condemned for all time when we commit a sin.
This isn't supposed to give you licence to commit sins indescriminately, however...
I'm glad somebody out there has taken note of the above.
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I was thinking of e-mailing that M.D. my own rebuttals to his rebuttals... like for #16, how then does he explain that different fossils are thousands of years apart in age.
Or how in #7 he says that the animals could have migrated to Noah... but then the very next thing he says in #8 is that there's a "very real possibility" that the animals were not full grown. How do little tiny babay birds who can't fly and whose legs are maybe an inch long traverse halfway across the Earth to some boat.
Also... at several points he just plain resorts to saying that God can do anything. Why not just do the simple thing and give this as an explanation for ALL the opposition to this fable? At least it's consistent.
There are also some problems in his calculations I think... such as 35,000 animals. I'm not sure what 'clean' and 'unclean' animals means, or how that ratio breaks down among the total animal population... but apparently 1 pair of 'unclean' and 7 pairs of 'clean' animals were kept. I just checked real quick on wikipedia for biodiversity and they mention "Estimates of global species diversity vary from 2 million to 100 million species, with a best estimate of somewhere near 10 million."
Of course it's possible that new species evolved... but that would take longer than I believe the timeframe we're talking about since the flood allegedly occurred... and this guy probably doesn't accept evolution as valid science anyway (always a good warning sign in my opinion that someone simply does not know good science from bad).
My personal favorite is just #15... just for the strange attitude:
Nice.
So... When's it coming out on Disney DVD?
Hang on! There's the Noah's ark bit in Fantasia 2000. Don't worry.
Let me know if they find a fossilised Babelfish.
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because they'd probably find dinosaur bones.
#1: "what's this Ted? it looks like somekind of dinosaur bone"
#2: "Throw it away Bill, its just another test from God of our faith"
#3: "I've found some wood!!!!"
#2: "Yes! it's all true! quick call bush and ask for more money. And tell him he can probably ask forgiveness for the middle east thing"
Was Noah's Ark more than 40,000 years ago? If not, then why don't we hear about that crap from Aboriginies - who have been around in Oz for at least that long? Sure, they don't have written languages, but you'd think there'd be some similarities or references there in their Dream Time stories. Same with Kangaroos - why do they only exist in Oz?
Also, how does it explain people with different coloured skin?
I'm sorry, but it just all doesn't add up. Actually, I'm not sorry at all - I pity the fool who gets suckered by this crap.
There's no shortage of really horrific barbaric passages in the Bible, but I don't think the story of Onan fits that lot. It's traditionally been (very badly) misinterpreted by Christians to condemn masturbation or even homosexuality, yes, but if you read the thing that's clearly not what it was about.
Onans brother married, but died before he could produce offspring. Under Hebrew law, Onan therefore became guardian of this property, including his wife. Under Hebrew law, however, he was supposed to impregnate that wife, and then his offspring through her were to be treated as his brothers offspring - to preserve his brothers name and line, which were very important things. Only in the event that the woman were sterile and no offspring could be reproduced was Onans line to retain his brothers property.
But Onan deliberately withdrew at the last moment, deliberately trying to avoid getting her pregnant, out of greed so he could keep what was his brothers. He was trying to keep the letter of the law but defeat its purpose, and in the context of the Hebrew law at the time, he was attempting to destroy his own brothers line and name in order to take his land. This was his sin.
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Considering all the efforts to discover whether such thing ever existed or not with this high risk, what could be the outcome?!
The legend of the Ark is not solely a Christian tradition! Refer to Surah 11 of the Qu'ran
011.040 (Thus it was) till, when Our commandment came to pass and the oven gushed forth water, We said: Load therein two of every kind, a pair (the male and female), and thy household, save him against whom the word hath gone forth already, and those who believe. And but a few were they who believed with him.
011.041 And he said: Embark therein! In the name of Allah be its course and its mooring. Lo! my Lord is Forgiving, Merciful.
011.042 And it sailed with them amid waves like mountains, and Noah cried unto his son - and he was standing aloof - O my son! Come ride with us, and be not with the disbelievers.
011.043 He said: I shall betake me to some mountain that will save me from the water. (Noah) said: This day there is none that saveth from the commandment of Allah save him on whom He hath had mercy. And the wave came in between them, so he was among the drowned.
011.044 And it was said: O earth! Swallow thy water and, O sky! be cleared of clouds! And the water was made to subside. And the commandment was fulfilled. And it (the ship) came to rest upon (the mount) Al-Judi and it was said: A far removal for wrongdoing folk!
Link for further reading: Surah 11 at Islam.tc
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What happens if they Find The Ark the same Day they find life on Mars ? Would we all come to the conculsion that God has a sence of humor ?
Sloths are actually pretty good swimmers.
I know roos are quite good too though....anyone raced them?
Mount Ararat is not actually part of the mountains of Ararat. They're quite seperate. Quite distantly seperate even.
However, this does not diminish their chances of a genuine find even slightly.
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As one of my favorite college professors used to say, "On a scale of trustworthiness, Biblical Archaeologists rank right under used-car salesmen."
yeah ... i read 'arafat' too, but in my mind i saw them scaling that big piling huge hulk of turd^H^H^H^Hfat that is Ariel Sharon... god, what a fatass that man is ...
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Honestly, it should be illegal for politicians to gorge themselves on fat and blubber as much as it is obvious Sharon has
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Heh, nice of you to quote an English language version of the bible on a subject a couple thousand years old. How on earth do you know the original text, whichever language it was written in, referred to the range as opposed to the one mountain?
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I do agree with your point of us not knowing the size of the area to look into, but you have a serious case of quoting rather inaccurate source.
I hate those guys.
If that is not a "troll" I do not know what is. What if they do come back with pictures, does that automatically make them liars?
I guess... We have a guy in Russia (presumably he is a qualified ophthalmologist), who visited Tibet and brought pictures from the caves, where Atlants lie in somati sleep for millions of years. The findings were presented as fact in the largest national newspaper (which happens to be a yellow pulp shit). Before he showed the pictures he could have been considered a crazy retarded nut. By showing them he proved without doubt that he is an immoral liar.
Christians have been discredited often enough that we have reasons to believe Noah's Ark did not really exist and in any case it is not sitting on Ararat. Christians also have a long history of lying. Witness how Russian Orthodox church officially claims that the annual fire in Jerusalem on some religious holiday is miraculous. So if a christian shows some proof of some miracle (or a religious artefact), Mr. Occam tells that the evidence was likely doctored (or just plain fake).
And don't forget the "extraordinary claims require extraordinary proofs". Which accidentally would explain why a lot of christians would immediately believe everything he claims he finds.
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The myth clearly states that Noahs sons got to bring their wives along for the joyride...
And what a trip it must have been. 40 days worth of animal crap, no windows, one small skylight and a door that could only be opened when the tub was grounded...
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Its OK to talk about the evils of censorship and demand the ability to say whatever they want and what not, but its BAD to talk about Linux or Apple in a bad way because anytime you bad mouth one of those, you get marked as a Troll.
Just face the fact that Slashdot is full of disingenuous hypocrites (if this post is modded down, then that will prove it quite simply).
Very closely. And the result is that The result is that the old stuff is a disparate bunch of myths (including 2 separate Creation myths - look closely at Genesis)cobbled together about 600 BC fpor political reasons. I was conveniently "found" in the temple and was very useful to the then King.
A lot of the book of Kings is an obvious forgery -by the "P" source, as I recall. David probably never existed. Solomon may have but he didn't build anything much. There was no Exodos from Egypt. 600,000 people wandering around the Sinai for forty years would leave traces.
Noah is lifted from Gilgamesh. A lot of weird things surface when you look carefully. Several different Gods are worshipped at various times - eg El (as in Isra-El and Bab-El) and Jehovah. Baal is El's son and Eve was more or less his wife - the idea that she was married to Adam is a later muddle. And there were lots of other Gods - for example the sons of heaven who slept with the daughters of men to produce a race of giants. That was the incident that made God regret that he had created the world at all and decide to destroy it with a flood.
Doesn't particularlly matter. Anything scientists do of any particular importance will be subject to multiple independent verifications before anyone starts to beleive any sort of "find" up there.
I mean, you'd have to be some kind of God to create that much ra - oh, never mind.
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<-- please learn to use this so that I am not overwhelmed by your crazy religious and oppressive block of text. Religious people always try to force it down my damn throat. "discover the truth for yourself" sod off. Try not reading crazy shit and thinking for your self. Jesus.
What I didn't like about atlantis was that people were constantly saying "Yousa shouldn't be here. Yousa no belongen."
A shitty place, if you ask me. People eat with their tongues there, like frogs, man! Frogs! Then they tried to convince me that the "speediest way to your home is through the planet core". I said "But the core is molten rock, with lots of uranium and fission and crap going on! I'd never survive!" But the king or chief or whatever that fat guy was was insistent. "Out with you," he said. "Yousa no bother, wesa going to speeds yous away." I ran like hell and got out of there.
On a more serious note, Atlantis is actually proven true, to an extent. Plato's writings indicate that a volcanic eruption caused the island to split into three parts, and geologic evidence points to an island in the Aegean that suffered a volcanic eruption and split into three parts, with two of them falling into the sea. The third, iirc, was found to contain ruins of an advanced civilization, complete with plumbing and crap. Advanced compared to the greeks, of course. Interesting stuff.
Of course, it's not as fun as thinking there might be an entire continent sunk beneath the ocean where the people have adapted to underwater living and so forth. That's just pure fun, and there's no other justification needed for the belief. :) The nice thing about believing stupid things just for fun is that there's no reason to take the belief seriously and try to demand respect for it. Try it, it's well worth it.
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"I've always wondered about this apparent disconnect between the New Testament and the Old Testament. Why is there such a huge difference?"
Because there is no god, no devil, no heaven,no hell, no afterlife, no souls, no angels, no demons.
Just people making stuff up.
I know he's putting on a bit of weight because the Israelis don't let him go out much, but I didn't realise he'd got so big that people were actually climbing him looking for beached arks.
If faith is "the evidence of things not seen", then there is infinite evidence of things not seen. I can have faith that my toaster oven flies around at night and sprinkles toast-crumbs all over my TV. I can have faith that my toes are recepticles of divine power. I can have faith that I am God, or that slashcode is God. I can have faith in Vishnu, Buddha, Allah, or that Pat Buchanan is Gandhi reincarnated. I can have faith in absolutely anything, but that doesn't make that anything one iota closer to being true.
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I don't see a major contradiction in the Heb. definition and the dictionary definition - ie belief without evidence. The Heb. definition is romantisizing the same concept.
People have done much stranger things in the name of religion than feed themselves to lions - are they all correct? You assume the existence of a creator - through faith (see above). All science is concerned with is "finding the truth"- odd how science will always be opposed to faith. A lot of people have "looked", and "found" nothing. Others have looked, and found, then realized it was all BS. Others like you, found, or were found - and stayed there their entire lives. I hope you realize that religion is NOT compatible with science. It always comes down to an issue of faith - and as I hope I've shown above - belief by faith alone is unreasonable. Probably the real reason that you stay religious though is because your close friends and family are religious. That is the world you are used to, and that worldview is reinforced every day. If it makes you happy though, enjoy yourself.
Why did he take two wasps on board? Let the critters drown, that's what I'd have done.
an arcaeologist excavating a tomb has already decided that it's a tomb, expects that there may be something inside etc...
It'd be a bit crap if they said, "I know lets start diging here, I don't have a fucking clue what I may find, if anything, but I'll dig."
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You're talking icecaps but not atmosphere. It rained for 40 days and 40 nights. If all the water in the atmosphere dumped, we'd surely be under water.
That's a pretty arrogant statement in itself, don't you think?
You mean to tell me that lack of religious knowledge makes people arrogant? Arrogant against people with religious beliefs perhaps, but absolutely not generally!
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Turkey is a *largely* Islamic country, but that wouldn't account for the govt. keeping people off of Ararat. The Koran mentions the Ark, and Islamic tradition doesn't consider Noah a Jew. The "first" Jew (or Arab, depending on who you talk to) was Abraham from what's now Iraq, and who post-dates the biblical flood by a wide margin.
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The real question is: what is the volume of reason that would be needed to propperly catylize a self sustaining reaction in such a pool? And how large is this pool really? What's the SI unit for reason?
> The concept and idea of God has evolved over the ages,
I challenge the use of 'evolved' in this sentence. Changed perhaps, but 'evolved' implies improvement.
Changed it certainly has. It is now used to mean some sort of magic space pixie, though of course there are uses in recent times that are more accurate. Hirohito was a God until the allies made him stop being one. Chin was a God, most of the Roman emperors became one.
Probably the best way to explain what a 'god' actually was in past times is to use an example: The term Bael (or Baal) is much like the term Lord as used in Britain in the middle ages, ie the Lord of the Manor. A person who owned the land and everything on it and expected taxes or offering to be paid to support him and his armies. Lords or Baels had the power of life or death over those within the manor but would also listen to requests or prayers made to them. They were Gods, attributed with magical powers to be able to know everything that happened, and to cause it, to be the 'father' of everyone, to be their protector, but also to cause fear in the subjects.
These titles were territorial and dynastic, so there were many Baels, each in their own region. One well known one was Bael Zebub. Literally Lord of the Manor, it would be Bael Zebul to be Lord of the Flies.
When a new God, or Lord (actually a new dynasty), took over the old lords were derided. Bael Zebub became the devil when the new Jehovah took over the teritory and claimed that he was the only god that must be obeyed.
I have no doubt that when Moses led a group out of Egypt around 1500BC he met with the current Jehovah, or his agent, and formed a contract, the covenant, in which the jews could occupy a parcel of land as long as they recognised Jehovah and obeyed a set of laws.
The point being is that if were to be around today then Jehovah would be regarded as a warlord, just as the Baels were. They, like many warlords in recent times, regarded themselves as 'gods' and gave themselves powers and attributes above and beyond those of ordinary humans, they required obedience to the point of absolute sacrifice. I am sure that most could recognise that many leaders today or of late that have attracted the same sort of fanatical reverence that could lead to godification: Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Stalin, Kim Jong, even Hitler, but also Ghandi.
I have no doubt that most of the gods of the ancients actually did exist, just as Chin and Hirohito did, they just weren't supernatural.
In much the same way there really was a real Saint Nicolas yet he too has become godified as an eternal gift giver with magical powers to fly from his mythical toy factory in excess of the speed of light while being all seeing and all knowing. He was deified a as mechanism of social control (only good children get gifts from Santa).
> The God of Genesis is not the God of Exodus, or of Kings, even less that of Isaiah.
Exactly. And the Queen of England today is not the Queen of England of 1600, for exactly the same reason.
Everything that you say is entirely correct, but I suspect that when you use the term 'god' you have a mental image much like a North Korean peasant has for Kim Jong, while I also conjure an image of much the same type of person but from quite a different standpoint.
Fuckin' idiots didn't even click the link. Can I get a +1 Troll mod for trolling the moderators? ;)
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I never quite figured out the very first chapter of Genesis until somewhat recently when I read it very carefully - there is a firmament that seperates the waters below the firmament from the waters above the firmament, or something along those lines.
But then, the waters below the firmament get seperated out, or split up, by landmasses. So I just never quite "got" it until I thought about it a little bit.
The "firmament" is not the land, like I thought it was, the "firmament" is heaven? (I think). Heaven (the firmament) is like a checkpoint or something, something you pass through as you are leaving or entering the "waters" below the firmament, which are now seperated by land masses. Above, or on the other side of that firmament, are the waters "above" the firmament. My hunch is that these "waters" on the other side of heaven (the firmament) are moving away from us at the speed of light, quite possibly with heaven itself trailing close behind these waters. This might help explain why heaven is only 4000 years old while our universe as we know it is some 14 billion or so.
So in any case, there are "waters" on the other side of the firmament, which have nothing to do with anything in our universe as we know it. I never quite "got" that. Back then, or perhaps even now, who is to say that a dream is any less real than "reality". What is reality? Perhaps there are mountains in heaven? Perhaps Noah rose above. Our physical bodies, and our physical reality, is not the only thing that has significance, you know. Obviously, Noah did go on a journey; there was a flood. That everything else died while Noah was on this journey, that may carry some significance. Part of what happened from Noah is still with us today, so that's significant. It's a beautiful thing. Noah, and those he brought with him, experienced this journey. The others, they did not experience the journey. If you are alive today, then your DNA has experienced that journey. Even if that journey was a dream. Call it a theory if it makes you more comfortable. I like to call it a dream, or a dream world. It gives your imagination more freedom and brings the whole thing into perspective. Although it may not necessarily be a "dream", that's just what I feel comfortable calling it, and that's what helps me relate to it better.
I think what happens is that we look at the dream world and it acts like a mirror of ourselves, we see ourselves, not the dream world. We "see" science, and we fail to see Noah and his journey. I have a feeling this might be an issue for those individuals who are climing this mountain, because their faith has led them to a point where they are literally searching for remnants of a dream. Now, if they were climing the mountain to try to find the Lord God, that would be an entirely different story. That would be a worthwhile endeavor. They won't find the ark; it's highly unlikely. Although, to some extent, anything is possible. But maybe, perhaps, they just might find the Lord God. Now that would be cool.
Well, if there IS satellite evidence of a huge ship where every single animal - and its mate - were collected by an old man, his family and his colleagues, what else remains there to be said? Mulder, are you there?
Mt. Ararat is the resting place of Noah's Ark? In Turkey? The country that named the mountain after it converted to Islam? I'll say it slowly ... It's ... not ... the ... same ... mountain ... named ... in ... the .... Genesis ... story. Sheesh.
Not surprising...
They fail to mention what makes it a man-made structure. It looks like rocks to me? Did they shine a beam on it from outer space to determine it's wood or something?
If I believed in little gray men from Mars, I would certainly jump on this image of the Face on Mars as proof too.
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As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof....
Yes, let's go to the trouble of getting permission from a foreign government to climb a mountain, then take ten guys with heavy camera equipment up there, risking our lives. We'll then take a few background snow and rock pictures, fire up photoshop on our laptop while we're up there, and fake a picture of the Ark.
I think you're looking for the OPPISITE of a priori, emperical (a postori? spelling anyone?) evidence.
Little Brother, watching the watchers
Impossible is kind of the point of a "miracle", i.e., that is the definition of a "miracle". If you can't believe in anything that you haven't seen, than I feel sorry for you. There has to be something more to this world than we can see, it is illogical to assume that WYSIWYG :) There is much we as humans don't understand even in how the universe was created. I know not everyone agrees with me, and that is OK, I would just ask everyone keep an open mind to ANY possibility, which is the scientific way, is it not?
The thing that always troubled me was the massive size the ark would have to be. 2 of everyting from frogs to gnats to elephants to hummingbirds. And how about the fish, both freshwater and saltwater fish, I'm guessing, would not be able to survive such a massive change to their environment. Any christian simply retorts that 'you must have faith', and 'that's why they call it a miracle', but everything I have ever seen or learned has taught me that things like this do not happen.
.. there are these things called
[hold onto your hats]
miracles!
Yuo simply have no proof.
Miracles make a good tag line for the ABC movie of the week, but in reality, things happen for a reason, and that reason can be explained. No they cannot explain everything, but they are making progress and in the meantime changing 'miracles' into amazing but explainable happenings.
I think they should search for the arch in the mountain like they looked for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, just nuke the place!
... is how much faith and trust many people put into what is called science.
I guess that most theories were not made to find the reasons behind a certain thing but were made to proove a certain believe. At the beginning was not a question without an answer but there was an answer without a question. And most times the reason behind the answer was: "There is no god".
It is like the gartner group coming up with the results of a survey which was paid by Microsoft. You probably know the outcome. Microsoft is better than *n[ui]x. And if you love Microsoft, you believe the results of the survey. If you're an Open Source enthusiast, you rebut the results.
On which side you stand is defined by what you want to believe.
And now, try to find _real__proofs_ for your favoured where-do-we-come-from theorie. You'll be amazed how much unproven theories there are and how much power people invest to defend these theories instead of trying to proove/disproove them.
Strange enough.
Noah's Ark was built to the specifications outlined in the Bible. If what they find has the same dimensions and uses the same type of wood, can there be that much doubt?
And to determine if it's a burial boat or not, all they have to do is look inside.
next they will be climbing the north pole to seek Santa Clause...
The title as "researchers are to cilmb arafat to seek noahs ark" and wondered why he never noticed a boat on him and would he object to a team of people climbing over him.
Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.
GWB finding "nucular" weapons in Baghdad.
-ted
They're in the majority in the UK.
It's a myth. There's a larger truth going on that trancends geological proofs. You either believe it or you don't.
It's scientifically impossible for someone to turn water into wine or raise the dead, but you don't see people spouting off technical explanations about why it can't be done. Everyone agrees it's impossible. It has to be -- shit, if the bible said "Noah then took his dog Patches and went to the beach for 40 minutes," what would be the sense in that?
Yes, it's impossible. Obviously. But that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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I think that's listed under "Reasons you don't get to worship anyone else." I suppose that's easily explained by revisions and mistranslations, but it's a little odd.
So God allows suffering because it causes us to turn to him? That's really not a healthy relationship, not even in a parent-child context. That's like secretly burning your kid's homework at the last minute so he has to beg you for help.
And why do we need to turn to him? Because believing in him is the only way to stay out of Hell. Why is Hell there? He allowed it to be there, and apprently he tossed some asshole in to be the DM, so he must have a reason for it. Whoever this devil fellow is, he seems to get a kick out of his job, so it doesn't sound like much of a punishment. But maybe it is, what do I know. The result is that a God who claims to love us and can run the show just about any way he wants to was directly involved in the creation of a place of such evil, pain, and eternal horror that it would be morally wrong of him NOT to fill the world with cancer, man-eating tigers, and asteroids that crush dogs, just so we have to to pray to him for mercy.
Why does disbelief in God warrant eternal suffering? Because he's smarter than me, and I wouldn't understand? You know, I consider myself to be more loving and merciful than most, but I'm certainly not up there with any God worth praying to for any but the most selfish and calculated reasons, and -I- think that's fucking extreme. He's God. If he REALLY wants to keep someone from crashing Heaven's parties and spiking the bunch, he's got Ultimate RBL power. As a last resort, just erase the poor bastards.
When a rottweiler eats a child, you don't put it on life support and torture it for ten years, you put it to sleep.
And you don't let a rottweiler eat a child now and then just so the rest have to beg you to keep them leashed.
The story of "Noah" is not original. It was taken from the Sumerian epics.
"Noah's" original name is Utnapishtim.
Look it up.
I think we can post and post on this subject, but such realizations will come when they're ready. The former poster blamed religious people to take the easy way out, just believe and that's it. Many spiritual/religious people do that, but not everybody. At the same time, just thinking logically and not recognizing and cultivating the subtle, cuts off important parts of the existance. No person can function without a belief-system however. In order to reach a goal, you need the belief for it, even if it's not "proven". The less belief you have, the more inert and dull you may get. Too much belief, can lead you astray, so a little doubt is always healthy. Your own experience will show what works for you or not.
That's why the most famous and successful scientists, Einstein, Newton, etc, etc, were religious, or certainly acknowledged that science is just a bleak picture of the bigger reality. Inspiration and intuition is just too dependent on such a mode in the mind in order to function better.
The world is run by religious fundamentalists. We, the rational, are suffering and will continue to suffer from their irrationality and insanity.
Why should we tolerate their religion when they obviously does not tolerate our lack of it? People need to realise that faith creates subjective truth, but this is not the same as objective truth. All faith in objective truth leads to opression and suffering.
Ask yourself; do you want to die in a war between Jesus Christ and Muhammed? Is this our battle?
I Dont know how deep they are into this. BUt I saw a program on discovery channel about this crap. It must have been a fundraising event - bilkng money from jews and evangelists, showing them the carrot of noah's ark.
wtf????
I would hope they are careful not to disturb the footprints of all the animals disembarking 2 by 2. They may not be very fresh after 5000 years, but it would be a shame to loose that important scientific evidence forever.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Nice to bookmark for later use.
Interesting to read too.
Here are few articles from icr.org that may provide some insight:
Did Noah's Flood Cover the Himalayan Mountains?
COMPUTER MODELING OF THE LARGE-SCALE TECTONICS ASSOCIATED WITH THE GENESIS FLOOD
HOW COULD ALL THE ANIMALS GET ON BOARD NOAH'S ARK?
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Its interesting that there are a number of civilizations that have stories of the "big flood" as part of their histories. These have been passed down for generations. Most of them are non judeo-christian. They have common themes among them about man being saved by a boat.... Some have theorized that the flood was the opening of the Dardenells between what is now the med and the black sea. Bob Ballard has found what looks to be a campsite down in the black sea below where modern water levels would have dropped. Not sure of the research on that one. I've also heard theories put forth that there used to be a great vapour cloud that encircled the earth. Something that allowed for the long lives of people in early history. Protection from UV rays, etc might have provided the 400+ year life spans that are mentioned in the early bible (ie, Genisis).
Whatever floats your boat..
Every time you play an mp3 you make Jesus cry. - RIAA
my blood pressure is going through the roof because of the extreme lack of COMMON SENSE of the people who are supporting this expidition. some argue that there's no way that the waters could rise that much, others say there's no way he could have gotten around the world to get all of the animals. but damnit, how the hell did the animals get back to where they were from? oh yes... MAGIC. god damn son of a als;kdjfjksadfl;j heart attack... bbl
Uhhh, my cat disagrees with your so-called "Queen" Maeve's assertion.
I have it on good authority that MY cat created the universe last TUESDAY.
I seem to remember that the flood legend in the bible was 3rd or 4th hand. So if by some odd twist of fate, it is real, just what culture did it come from anyway ? Nothing that says it had to float either to do the job. For all anyone knows it was a barn up on the side of the mountain waiting for some flash flood 12,000-18,000 years ago. No one will really know. But the truth is many times stranger than fiction. Remember, the City of Troy was once considered to be nothing but a legend.
I once did a quest like yours so let me give you some advice: I once found a rainbow and travelled to the leftmost end of it. And guess what I didn't find... the famous Pot of Gold. I guess it was at the other end. :-(
So remember, if get to see another rainbow go to the right end!
Grab a Four Leaf Clover and Good Luck!
Canada built a space needle, it has as far as I can tell no practicle purpose what-so-ever, but they built it to have a really tall building I think.
That'd be wrong.
"Defining the Toronto skyline, the CN Tower is Canada's most recognizable and celebrated icon. At a height of 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches), it is the World's Tallest Building, an important telecommunications hub, and the centre of tourism in Toronto."
"Although the CN Tower inspires a sense of pride and inspiration for Canadians and a sense of awe for tourists, its origins are firmly rooted in practicality. The construction boom in Toronto in the 1960's transformed the skyline characterized by relatively low buildings into one dotted with skyscrapers. These new buildings caused serious communication problems. With its microwave receptors at 338 m (1,109 ft.) and 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches) antenna, the CN Tower swiftly solved the communication problems with room to spare. As a result people living in the Toronto area now enjoy some of the clearest reception in North America."
Information from the official CN Tower website.
Come on people, there has been research up there for long ago and the results are testified and "waterproof".
Check the findings of Dr.Dino Kent Hovind wich has great remarks on the subject and also on the results on mt.Arrarat.
Btw, in different countries and cultures there are stories very similar to the Jewish Ark. These stories are also hundreds or even thousands years old.
Somebody also stated that people are searching for relics like the Ark. Don't mess them up with the Lost Ark from Indiana Jones. These two are separate arks.
Besides this all, who cares about the Ark? It is a wooden boat, so what? It is more important to believe in what it meant to sweep away mankind but eight people.......
This may be slightly OT but there is an absolutely fantastic book called Declare, by Tim Powers that combines the ararat object mentioned in the article with a cold war spy story and other mysterious forces. It is one of the greatest modern fantasy books (if fantasy is the correct term) and I strongly recommend it to anyone.
The story of "Noah" (probably not his real name) may have had some basis in fact. This is my best (and probably the best you'll ever hear) theory on what really happened.
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In Reality, "Noah's Ark" was probably nothing more than a reed raft built or used to evacuate farm animals, family, etc. from the middle of the Tigris/Euphrates river.
The Noah mentioned in the various religious texts most probably belonged to the Madan or "Marsh Arab" tribe, which then and to this day are a group of river people living among the reeds that grow near the confluence of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers in what is now Iraq.
See:
http://www.iraqfoundation.org/news/2003/d
The Madan build their shelters, rafts, etc., from local materials, which consisted mainly of tall reeds. Their entire village probably consisted of one or more floating reed mats, held in place by reeds still attached to the river bottom.
Any extended period of rain *upriver* would cause flooding in the Madan village, even if no rain occurred locally. If seasonal (how long - 40 days?) rains were expected, the resultant flooding could be predicted. It would certainly cause some to consider moving out of the river to higher, safer, ground.
According to the story, Noah decided in favor of safety, even though few if any other villagers made the same decision. The other villagers may have felt that it was more important to remain in the village working to prevent it from being uprooted and washed downstream.
As for "Noah's Ark" being found on a 17,000 ft. high mountain, here's some simple math:
Taking most of the biblical story at face value, "Noah's Ark" could actually have come to rest on almost any land area with an elevation of around 960 ft. above Noah's original elevation.
A very heavy rainfall would be in the area of 4+ inches of accumulation per hour. Assuming 12 inches/hour for 40 days+nights:
12*24*40 = 11520 inches
11520/12 = 960 feet.
So you don't really need a big mountain to beach your craft. Many smaller hills will do.
Signed,
.... you have no idea about Christianity.
No offense intended but that was a load of tosh.
Christians that have understood anything about their religion are tolerant and although preach the virtues of their religion (as perceived by then) would never force or encourage conversion. That is a perversion of the religion since nowhere iit is demanded to gain access to Paradise.
I am an atheist btw. but was raised as a Christian in a havy Christian environment...
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
That's one of the best answers I've seen to religious (and anti-religious) certainty I've read.
;))
When people are argue about God / religion in general, they often seem to be starting on completely different "idea maps" of the world.
As you say, if you start with a belief in an omniscient, omnipowerful, omnipresent, eternally existing God (or even in The Force) then even the most otherwise unbelievable things can be plausibly explained as emanating from God (or whatever object of faith). The explanation might end at "and then a miracle occurred," but that becomes an acceptable answer if (axiom time, I know) you believe in a higher power capable of miracles.
Arguing the specifics of religious beliefs doesn't make much sense to me (would God like this green tie better? Or the blue stripey one?), because the existence or non-existence pretty much trumps the detail, at least if you're talking monotheism with a 'friendly' God. (I see plenty of holes in that statement, but don't feel like typing enough to get into all of them
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What next, an out pouring of support for expeditions to find dinosaurs in the Amazon?
deserve's got nothing to do with it...
Oh, someone else posted a satellite image :)
Satellite photo Zoomed out
Pfft, doesn't really look like part of a boat to me, nor big enough to hold two of every animal...
Of course, not all Christians believe the Bible is so literal, but I find it amazing how many people actually believe that Noah built a boat large enough to hold two of every animal on the planet, collected them on the boat, kept them alive, and survived a flood that put the entire globe under water. And just 5(6?) thousand years later, there is absolutely no trace of the flood, the boat, the near mass extinctions, and the whole planet is thriving with life again.
To the parent poster to which I'm responding... What is your take on that?
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
Good to see that religious fundmanetalists are cornered to semantics to defend the indefensible...
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
The team will find an ark. They will say there are weapons of mass destruction inside.
They will say this is what Saddam was going to use to destroy "freedom". They will claim these weapons for America.
There will be grainy photographs proving the whole thing. And the Neocons will sweep into power for another 4 years.
Jesus was a rebel child who traveled to India. He learned yoga and spiritual discipline. (Why do you think so many elements of Christianity mirror elements of Hinduism and Buddhism?)
He traveled back to the Middle-East and began spreading teachings about an enlightened life. The Man (government) did not want him teaching such rebellion-inspiring ideas so charges were trumped up and he was executed. But not before producing a child with Mary Magdalene.
The Council of Nicea, 321 AD, decided to raise him to the level of divinity as a tool to distract the public from his original teachings. (It's hard to focus on the message when you are in the presence of God's agent. Time to bow, scrape, and perform other devotions!
The Source of anything is a very simple Event. Man then proceeds to fuck things up because of ego, desire, and lust-for-power.
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It's been known for centuries that the ark came to rest on the mountain of Judi Dagh in Kurdestan. And the Bible doesn't say it was Mount Ararat, it says mountains of ararat (=sumerian arrata).
Some take the bible
For what it's worth
When it says that the meek
Shall inherit the Earth
Well, I heard that some sheik
Has bought New Jersey last week
'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'
Is Hare Rama really wrong ...
If you wander around
With a napkin on
With a bell on a stick
An' your hair is all gone
(The geek shall inherit nothin')
You say yer life's a bum deal ...
'N yer up against the wall
Well, people, you ain't even got no kinda
Deal at all
'Cause what they do
In Washington
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU
You ain't even NUMBER TWO
Those Jesus Freaks ...
Well, they're friendly but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'
(So whaddya do? Hey!)
Eat that pork
Eat that ham
Laugh till ya choke
On Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham
They're all a waste of time
'N it's your ass that's on the line
(IT'S YOUR ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)
Do what you wanna ... ...
Do what you will
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill
'N when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)
Religion is fine until people insist there is a basis in reality. If I asked you to believe in a computer program that speeds up dialup connections 1000x what would you say? "Show me the code". Yet way, way too many accept religion with zero physical proof. Guess what kids: they won't find Noah's Ark because there is no Noah's Ark.
Look at what religion has done to the the US: Bush has wrapped himself in the bible and the flag and see what mess he's gotten us in. Without his money, flag and bible he'd be washing dishes at Dennys. I'll die fighting to support one's right to pray to whatever God or Gods they wish but please don't try to make me believe in your shared hallucinations.
And remember to kindly leave a little tip to help that next poor sucker on his one way trip ...
"And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
...their lack of faith disturbing.
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
Nothing like indisputable photographic evidence to perpetuate the dangerous modern myth called Christianity.
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Speaking of a LITTLE thought, the bible doesn't say there were only 2 of each animal, it says there were 7 of each, that they walked aboard in pairs.
And how do you know the carnivores DIDN'T eat and extinctify a number of species? There could have been hundreds of species that no longer exist, that they ate.
Of course, keep in mind we are talking about a MIRACLE. Who says animals have to eat?
Talk about FAITH is ironic, because we all have this same faith that what our scientists are telling us is true, and THEY have faith that what they are seeing is true. If you are in the Matrix, how do you prove it? You can't. Perception and reality can change without your awareness or consent.
Now onto the fun. If you go ahead and actually read Genesis 7, instead of listening to what your minister/priest told you, you'll find two complete stories completey interwoven with different details. It is believed that there were two main authors of Genesis, one from Judea in the south, and one from Israel in the north. Convienently, they used different names for God (Yahweh and Elohim). The King James Version, thankfully, keeps these names separate by referring them to as "the Lord" and "God". Which makes separating the two flood stories a little easier.
In one version, "God" asks for two of every animal, and they go on the ark two by two. So far so good, right? But it then says the rains kept up for 150 days. And what kind of bird brings back the olive branch proving the land is appearing again? A raven.
The next version, with "the Lord", fills in the gaps we're all used to. In this version, seven pairs of animals are to be loaded up (!?). But it then rains for the familiar 40 days and 40 nights. And then Noah sends out a dove, which returns with the branch.
So the version we learn is a simple hybrid of the two stories that were almost certainly written by different authors at different times.
Sure, one of the stories could be true, but it is most likely based on an older flood myth. From what I've heard, many religions have a flood story, so some people believe there was a great flood, but we just don't have enough evidence.
We didn't build the CN tower with no reason what so ever. It's main purpose is a microwave tower. They needed a tall ass building to see over all the other tall ass buildings. Also it is used somewhat in the study of weather, and more specifically the study of lightning. Plus it is also a nice little tourist attraction with a nice resturaunt. Also the bottom floor in the sphere area of the tower has a plexi glass floor, so it's good for when you're tripping out.
Treat me like a marketing stat, and I'll treat your movie like a series of ones and zeros
Volume = 4/3 * Pi * r^3.
So the volume of the earth by the radius that you give is 2.69*10^7 meters^3 and the volume something with the earth's radius plus the added radius of 2590 meter is 2.679*10^7 meters. Thus the difference between the two is 1.051*10^5 meters^3 and NOT 1.3*10^13 meters^3. You're off by quite a lot, enough to drown the earth.
"If he finds a very large boat stuck on top of a mountain, there are very few possibilities as to which boat it might be"
That part of the world was part of (or at least very close to) a very devout Armenian Orthodox culture for over a thousand years during the Byzantine era and, to a geographically lesser extent, to today. Even if they found a boat shaped object who is to say that it wasn't put there as a religious pilgrimage site by the Armenians or Byzantines? Medieval Europe was full of bogus relics of the saints and so-called pieces of the true cross. If they do find a boat they sure had better carbon date it back about 5-6 thousands years to when biblical scholars usually put Noah's flood not to mention it having to be made of wood native to Noah's homeland and not NE Turkey.
I won't even get into the need to show geological signs of flooding on the mountain from the same era.
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The aim of the excellent article was to put to rest any rational hope any person may have that the Ark history has any shed of truth.
The few "gafs" (as you see them) are immaterial and do little to undermine the main point of the article.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
The Weekly World News found Noah's Ark a couple of years ago. And they had photographic proof.
Ok...the vikings and others had shipburials. Due to the immense differences in practicality between:
I) hauling a ship out of water onto land and into a pre-dug hole, and
II) hauling a ship out of water and thousands of meters up a mountainside, I'd assume most people here (moderators included) would consider the above post less than insightful.
Before anyone even considers the "What if it was built on-site, for this particular purpose?"-nonsense, it appears that this would be well above the tree-line, even in nice'n'hot Turkey, and it's not the sort of altitude that people would like to do hard work in.
To further debunk your middle-of-England analogy: The middle of England is never too far from navigable rivers. Viking ships had very shallow keels, allowing them to navigate many of them.
Furthermore, viking shipbuilding skills were wide-spread after conquests to the East, West and South. Any rich fuck could commision a few people knowledgeable in the art to chop down some lumber and make a boat on-site.
Your argument has no relevance to the matter at hand. Sorry if mine has a sort of neurotic twist to it...the coffee got to me hours ago.
In one of the God themed episodes of the Simpsons, the Flanders family sings "God said to Noah there's gonna be a floody floody". So I looked it up, and it turns out that this is a real Christian rock song.
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Rise and Shine
God said to Noah there's gonna be a floody floody
God said to Noah there's gonna be a floody floody
Get those children out of the muddy muddy
Children of the Lord
CHORUS:
So rise and shine
And give God your glory, glory.
Rise and shine
And give God your glory, glory
Rise and shine and HEY!!
Children of the Lord
So Noah he built him he built him an arky arky
Noah he built him he built him an arky
Made it out of hickory barky barky
CHORUS
The animals they came on came on by twoosies twoosies
Animals they came on came on by twoosies twoosies
Elephants and Kangaroosies-roosies,
Children of the Lord
CHORUS
It rained and poured for forty daysies daysies
Rained and poured for forty daysies daysies
Drove those animals nearly crazy crazy
Children of the Lord
CHORUS
The sun came out and dried up the landy landy
Sun came out and dried up the landy landy
Everything was fine and dandy dandy
Children of the Lord
CHORUS
Noah he sent out sent out a dovey dovey
Noah he sent out sent out a dovey dovey
Everything was peace and lovey lovey
Children of the Lord
CHORUS
The animals they came out came out by threesies threesies
Animals they came out came out by threesies threesies
Must have been those birds and beesees beesees
Children of the Lord
CHORUS
This is the end of end of the story story
This is the end of end of the story story
Everything was hunky dory dory
Children of the Lord
CHORUS
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I remember those awful "In Search Of" shows with Leonard Nimoy and the pseudo-documentaries by the tag team of schlock, Golan and Globus.
I especially remember their "Search for Noah's Ark" and Bigfoot shows where they spent 99% of the show showing them talking about what they will find, how excited they are, getting the equipment there, getting through red tape, then in the last 5 minutes finding nothing of consequence and coming home empty handed; end of movie.
Even as a little kid I thought they were crap.
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
The only Zen you find at the top of a mountain is the Zen you bring with you.
My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.
Could it be that you do nor remember clearly the story of "Jonah" and the whale?
If you are interested or curious you can find out a LOT of interesting information at my Uncle's site. He has a country place that no one knows about!
Here
Uncle B has been on several expeditions to "the mountains of Ararat" and has co-authored a book on the subject.
Many of the "facts" that have been presented on Slashdot are... well... this is Slashdot!
For open minded individuals, the abusive distortion of facts by ANY dogmatic belief (creation, evolution, humanism, christianity, islam, ufos, atheism, whatever!) is pathetic.
Facts are facts. The problem is always interpretation. As Rush said, "you can twist perceptions, reality won't budge." The problem is that many people accept the interpretation of data as FACT and that's just as dogmatic and foolish as someone who doesn't question the beliefs (or total lack thereof) that were imparted to them.
I find it interesting that the most "open minded" people turn out to be the most zealously dogmatic when confronted with something that is contrary to their opinion and beliefs, because let's face it: it is all a system of belief. Every factual interpretation is based on assumptions. Those assumptions probably seemed reasonable at the time. But they were wrong. It turns out that the Earth orbits the Sun, not the other way around!
As a Christian, I'm classified by a lot of people as ignorant or simple. The truth is that I choose to believe in Christ for one simple reason: if you want to know what it is, you can read my reply to this message. If you don't want to know, I won't proselytize. I give you the choice to read it or not.
I'm sorry, we like to call those Jesus Horses now.
(Thanks Onion)
If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
Actually, Ron Wyatt had pictures several years ago.
Ron is dead now but he found what is left of the ark.
You can see pictures at http://wyattmuseum.com.
If you were not expecting to find a ship there, you would not know what you are looking at.
It is pretty disintegrated.
I will let you decide.
DanH
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." --H.L. Mencken
I was having a discussion about Noah's ark and the flood and all that with a Jehovah's Witness who came to the door one day. His explanation was that prior to the flood, the Earth was surrounded by clouds and that every morning, a mist would descend to water the land. Then came the great flood, when God purged the land of the evil people and animals (but not ducks or fish, apparently), where it rained and rained and rained and rained and indeed the whole Earth was covered with water. That's why you find fossils of sea creatures up mountains, you see. Then, vast underground caverns opened up, the water drained in and formed the pattern of land and seas that we are familiar with today.
Rrrrrrright...
It's a more logical argument than I'd heard before - I don't know if it's recorded anywhere, or this guy concocted it to support his own beliefs. It did kinda leave me on my doorstep waving my finger and opening and closing my mouth unable to find any words for a moment.
It's very true that using the Bible to back scientific claims is pretty unscientific. For us Christians, the Bible is only a reliable source of spiritual truths, not scientific ones.
But! I seriously disagree with your use of the lake-draining story as some sort of argument to disprove the land getting all ripply after the flood. The flood model involves plate tectonics, which is obviously absent in the draining of a lake.
Standing at the very edge of my imagination, I peered into the inky void and realised -- I couldn't think up a new sig.
I'm sure we'll see a great treatment of this issue in Skeptical Inquirer in the months to come, with a thorough and thoughtful debunk. /. needs to move bunk such as this into a pseudo-science category.
Any CSICOP reps in the woodwork here?
But we've already found it! And yes, I've been there.
Check out my world simulator thingy.
The reason nobody can find it is because it's probably not there. The modern mountains in Turkey were named from the account in the Bible as people thought that was the place, but in actuality the real location isn't known for sure. It's just the "traditional" site. Just like Mount Sinai is actually just across the Red Sea in Saudi Arabia. But anyway, that's just my opinion, for some interesting research look at:
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http://www.ldolphin.org/franz-sinai.html
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http://www.vintagelibrary.com/pd.cfm?pcode=indy04
Actually, I've found the Indiana Jones series of novels more entertaining than (dare I say) the Star Wars series of novels.
"What's the point of absolute power if you don't intend to abuse it?"
"Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions." -- G. K. Chesterton
What if this *does* turn out to be the Ark, putting asside all the arguments for why it isn't possible and what not. Wouldn't that just be the wildest thing. I mean a story (that I personally took as just a tale) suddenly becomes true. I mean holy shit, thats pretty mind blowing if you ask me.
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Yep. The Ark's in a warehouse. Everyone knows that. Duh.
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Noah missed two payments.
Nope. That's the Ark of the Covenant. Saw the documentary. Harrison Ford was great.
That which does not kill her only prolongs my agony.
God said to Noah
... On the Arky Arky
There's going to be a Floody Floody!
Down came the rain
It started to get Muddy Muddy
Get Those Animals...
*clap*
This is a public reply to those who called bullshit on my comment about Jesus going to India where he learned yoga and most of his spiritual beliefs.
Perform a simple Google search and the Truth shall be revealed.
Some people, you grab their neck and force their face into a book, and they still won't open their eyes!
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I wonder why Al inspired such elegent Arabic for the Quran, but makes all the translations of it into such ugly illiterate unreadable drivel?
"As an example, the writer had the audacity to say that Jeph'thah had his daughter sacrificed on the alter, when clearly if you read the passage further you would find that she lived a good long life, and that the daughters of the land would commend her for her devotion from "year to year". She was given to God to serve him. This was the same thing that Han'nah did with her son, Samuel."
This is completely false. This is a story I know better than almost any other; I'm a choral music director and there have been more oratorios written on this story than almost any other. Please look at the entirety of the last verses of Judges 11:
35: And when he saw her, he rent his clothes, and said, "Alas, my daughter! you have brought me very low, and you have become the cause of great trouble to me; for I have opened my mouth to the LORD, and I cannot take back my vow." 36: And she said to him, "My father, if you have opened your mouth to the LORD, do to me according to what has gone forth from your mouth, now that the LORD has avenged you on your enemies, on the Ammonites." 37: And she said to her father, "Let this thing be done for me; let me alone two months, that I may go and wander on the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my companions." 38: And he said, "Go." And he sent her away for two months; and she departed, she and her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains. 39: And at the end of two months, she returned to her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had made. She had never known a man. And it became a custom in Israel 40: that the daughters of Israel went year by year to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in the year.
End of chapter. Jepthah's daughter is not mentioned from there onward. Jephthah's vow was:
30: And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD, and said, "If thou wilt give the Ammonites into my hand, 31: then whoever comes forth from the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the LORD's, and I will offer him up for a burnt offering."
I used the Revised Standard Version for the quotes above. It's a harsh story, I admit, but Jephthah's daughter died. And of course, if you have any biblical documentation to back up what you said, I definitely want to read it; I am big enough to admit that I was wrong if you can show me the evidence.
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"Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!" -- Stewie Griffin
Built ships on mountaintops?
If the ship existed in the dimensions described, it is most likely Noah's ark. They will have matched the mountain and the dimensions. There is simply no other reasonable explanation.
Their seems to be this implication that a discovery made by a Christian which affirms the Bible is somehow less objective, or perhaps suspect. But if an atheistic scientist discovers something which purportedly affirms evolution, the discovery is treated as gospel truth. There seems to be a double-standard of proof for Christians.
But as much as unbelievers might claim, proof is not the issue, but a distraction. Those who resist believing in God do so not because they need proof that there's a God, but rather because they are uncomfortable of the implications of such. No ship on Mount Ararat is going to change this.
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The written history of the Jews (which Christians call the Old Testament) was compiled during their exile in Babylon, with the intent of solidifying the Jewish identity against absorbtion by the Babylonians. As such, it made many exagerated claims about Israel's military prowess, to instill a sense of nationalistic pride. But no one has ever found any evidence of great wars or the exodus. In this case, lack of evidence is evidence--as one Biblical archeologist put it, "If it had actually happened, we would have found something." So the vast conquests probably amounted to a few tribal skirmishes. But hell, the Trojan war was a tribal skirmish. The rest is myth. We do know that the Jewish tribes probably originated in Egypt (though probably not as slaves), because most of the myths in the Old Testament are almost exact copies of older Egyptian myths (as is Christianity.)
Judaism is not and never has been a triumphalist religion. It does not proseletize and has no interest in converting others unless they become affiliated by marriage. It is first and formost a tribal religion providing an ancestral memory. To this end, it has been wildly successful, and has avoided most of the excesses of the triumphalist religions, Islam and Christianity.
As for Noah's Ark, this too is a much older myth predating Judaism (Atlantis is one version of it.) The story of the flood may have a historical basis; at the end of the last ice age, the melting of European glaciers flooded the Mediterranean Sea until a natural barrier collapsed. The water flooded the Black Sea in a massive rush, with water levels rising hundreds of feet in a matter of months. There is evidence that this displaced a lot of people living on the shores of the Black Sea. The flood myth may have originated with this event.
Show me a smart, intelligent person that has researched Christianity, and concluded that it's true, and I'll show you another smart, intelligent person that has concluded that it's not true.
The facts are that there are very smart people that "switch sides" every day. And in the cases of some of the people that I know, I am not surprised by it in the least, in fact, I would almost say that they were pre-disposed to it for a number of different reasons (although they always quickly deny it).
My conclusion is that belief (or disbelief) in religion hangs on something else beyond simple logic or faith. I don't claim to know what this is, but I've seen too many people switch back and forth to be able to believe the claim that anyone's conclusions about religion are purely logical (or purely based on faith).
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The Noah legend was oral legend that probably grew from other legends, posssibly the flood tale in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
>...please, check your ad hominem attacks at the door.
His statement wasn't an ad hominem attack. He stated that if your theory was correct, then it must follow that something impossible happened in the formation of Earth, but that's invalidating your theory, not attacking it by attacking you. "You're an idiot, so your theory is wrong" is ad hominem, "laws of physics work this way, so your theory is wrong" is not. Saying you're wrong does not constitute an ad hominem attack unless he uses something about you (that's not related to the theory) to say you're wrong.
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"''We are not excavating it. We are not taking any artifacts. We're going to photograph it and, God willing, you're all going to see it,' McGivern said.' As if pictures can't be doctored and are absolute proof...."
They're certain they're going to see it; you're certain they're not. You're both two sides of the same irrational coin. Me? I'm a real scientist. I believe anything is possible, and, realizing many ancient stories are based upon a real, however romanticized, person or event, I try not to have presuppositions. And when I may have a presupposition, I don't gloat it as a source of pride.
The Qu'ran was written WAY too late to be of importance here. Let's stick to the earliest, most accurate account.
we do have a lot of sand-dunes, on the west side, though...
Finally someone who defends christianity without trying to redefine it.
I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to use the IAAT tag :)
So here's the deal folks, I've got a B.Theology with majors in systematic theology and biblical studies, I read/write biblical greek and ecclesiastical latin and I'm a soon-to-be candidate for ordination. I have some Christian street-cred.
Also, look at my /. user ID number, and compare it to your own. I'm a professional software developer and I've worked with some of the biggest names in the industry.
Also, for the record, I love science and see no conflict between it and religion, just as long as they keep out of each others hair. If science tries to tell me the meaning of my existance or if religion tries to tell me the true value of Pi, I yell bullshit and bitch-slap 'em back where they came from.
So what I want to say, and hopefully my short intro is enough to make some of you pause for a moment to listen, is that many people here seem to have an innacurate idea of what Christianity is all about.
I come from the Catholic tradition, and about 1 in 5 people on this planet identify themselves as Catholic so I think I'm safe in saying that official Catholic doctrine would be a safe place to start if we are looking at 'what do Christians believe?' I'll let the smaller denominations speak for themselves rather than attempt to cover their views too, but here is the official Catholic view on whether we should take the bible literally.
The following quotes come from the document, Verbum Dei (Latin, "The Word of God") which has the status of being an 'Apostolic Constitution' of the Second Vatican Council. Basically, it doesn't come any more official than this folks - All Catholics are required to adhere to these guidelines or otherwise get out of dodge, so this is what a numerical majority of Christians on the planet believe.
Is the bible history?
Sorry if your neighbourhood or country is full of Christians who are sure that the true value of pi is 3.0 because that's the figure that the bible gives, but you can be rest assured that the vast majority of Christians do not hold anything like that view.
Noah's Ark is clearly a literary form (flood story) that is documented to have existed all over the ancient world. The official methodology that Catholics would use to understand this story involves looking at the ways in which the Jewish version is different from say, the Sumerian version, thereby gaining some insight into what the Old Testament authors thought was important about it. Also, we'd look at it to see if it can shed any light on our understanding of the New testament too, because, well shucks, we're Christians not Jews and we like to see eveything in terms of Christ - even the Old Testament.
But you won't find any Catholic theologians freezing their ass off on top of
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if there was anything in the bible that was uncontestably false, nobody would beleive in the bible anymore.
there are many well known _objections_ to some things in the bible, but i'm not aware of anything that is universally understood to be simply incorrect. are you ? if so, please point said inconsistancies out to me.
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The problem with this project from its initial motion is glaring: the followers will believe anything and the skeptics will doubt everything. The only way to prove anything about Noah's ark, Moses' parting of the Red Sea, Jesus' rising on the third day, or God's will and power as the creative force behind all that is ... is to go about your business, be a good person in whatever way makes the best sense to you, stop looking for God as if you need proof to believe (or disbelieve), and wait for God himself to appear and prove himself to you.
This is the long version of the George Carlin Corollary to the Ten Commandments (that's what I call it): "Thou shalt keep they religion to thyself."
Life would be better for everyone if we were good for goodness' sake rather than for some deity(ies) or creative power that may not even exist.
The real miracle is that most of those bible-thumping engineers actually do a pretty good job. You hardly ever hear them say "I can't understand why that bridge collapsed. I prayed every day I worked on its design." or "Air bags? God is our protector!"
Christ's message of forgiveness and grace is the only one that rings true to me.
All other religions place the responsibility of salvation with the actions of man. For example: "You must sacrifice the unblemished lamb.", "You must travel the wheel until you reach enlightenment.", "There is no God, you are alone in the universe. Do whatever you want. Might as well kill yourself, though, it's all for nothing.", "You can only get to paradise, with it's eternal virgins for you to deflower, by killing yourself in a violent attack on unbelievers."
Christ's message was different: "I am sent by God to pay the price for your sins. All you have to do is believe in my salvation and accept me for who I am and you will be saved."
I just deleted a rambling diatribe on the various major beliefs (including those that say they DON'T believe anything...). I'm not qualified to really discuss this, so I recommend you read C.S. Lewis's Mere Christianity for starters. There are lots of other apologetics available, but suffice it to say that for ME, Christ's message is the only one that "feels" right.
I have it, from reliable sources of course, that Noah's Ark is not a boat made of wood but a spaceship (made of some metal alloy) that transported life to Earth from Mars before Mars was wiped out. (And, NO, this didn't happen just five thousand years ago.)
Jeez, people, get a clue!
Dude... line-breaks!
Those of us that skim comments for key points and ideas can't locate transitions and segues and, well, I skipped the last 75% of your post.
Maybe it is the 5 century BC failed Noah's ark amusement park? -Sean
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This is not equally plausible by a long shot.
Exploring the North Pole in search of Santa Claus would be fruitless, since the North Pole is not solid -- there's nothing but Arctic Ocean and large fragments of ice up there. (I say "up there" -- damn maps have me brainwashed!)
On the other hand, exploring Mt. Ararat for Noah's Ark, while seemingly equally as implausible as searching the North Pole for Santa Claus, is at least a tiny bit more credible simply because we know Mt. Ararat exists, we can pinpoint it on a map, and we can physically go there and climb it.
Further, just as with the historical "Santa Claus", we can accept that perhaps a man called "Noah" (or at least a man that we will call Noah from this vantagepoint in time) once existed and built an ark, kidnapped a few thousands animals, and got the boat stuck in the mountains when the Euphrates flooded some 6000+ years ago.
All those "Great Flood" myths came from somewhere, and while we cannot with any certainty address the (non)involvement of any divine hand, we can with limited certainty address the historical significance and (in)accuracy of what we do know for sure.
Closing thought: maybe we've got the wrong mountain.
Forget the water level for a moment... how about building a boat large enough to hold two of every animal on Earth! Try estimating the size of a boat you'd need. I think it would be as big as the mountain they are looking for it on.
i don't want to insult anyone's intelligence, but. am i the only person who thinks that it would have to be really big to contain the number of animals it is claimed (two of all animals on earth at the time) plus for for all for 40 days. given that one man built this makes it a bit more unlikely. why are people even looking. take one of our largets ship today. can it reasonably hold two of every animal on land and food for 40 days? if so, how much effor would it take for one or a few individuals to build such a ship (out of wood no less) and loading it? people have to start thinking. if a few stories shouldn't be taking literally, then shouldn't all of them? and if they are not literal, then they didn't happen and what they actually mean is probably lost.
It's a well known fact that increasing the size of your text also increases the validity if your statement. Seriously though, if I wrote a paper in college like that
"Main points of the book.... FALSE....FALSE....FALSE"
I would get a F-. Back up your beef man! a string of periods don't lead me to the same conclusion you have arrived at of "FALSE".
Maybe we have the wrong mountain. :-)
p.s.-- Your sig at the bottom of that post made it even funnier.
Nothing in the Bible has ever been disproven based on ancient findings by any reputable scientific investigation.
How about this one:
Numbers 22:30: God speaks through Balaam's ass.
It's a proven fact that jackasses don't have the vocal cord required to render speach.
Scientifically you can shred the Bible because it is a book of Myths. It just happens to be the collection of Myths that was chosen by the cultures that dominate our European culture.
Scientifically a global flood is impossible. Scientifically a man can live in the belly of a whale.
Scientifically a being with no tangible features can't inseminate a virgin.
The Bible is torn to shreds when exposed by science and technology. It's only human nature to think that we are something more than a product of evolution. It's far easier to accept that you come from the greatest power in the Universe than it is to come to the realization that your existence is due to nothing more than near perfect primordial conditions.
While the rate of surface deformation of the earth can be very accurately measured with modern technology, we can't say with absolute certainty that the current rate of deformation can be extrapolated back through time for millions of years linearly.
Of course, personally, it seems rather unlikely but I believe that's essentially one of the major things they're trying to prove.
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Since the Bible is a book of religion and not a history book, and since some of the stories like "Adam and Eve" and "Noah and the Ark" could have been handed down for eons before they were ever transcribed to writing, these early Bible stories may be hundreds of thousands of years older than recorded history. The actual water depth, and mountain height could be wrong, and even the name of the mountain could be wrong. However, a flood event is recorded in many cultures other than just the bible. So, perhaps something happened that is not outside the laws of nature, but still is within the events of the Bible as a book of religion. There may be an ark on some mountain, and there may be an "Ark of the Covenant" somewhere. The existance or non-existance of either will not explain nor disprove any parts of a "book of religion". Discovery of something, like the remnants of an ark, will give historians and scientists something to talk about. Being able to date parts of a boat back to about 1-5 million years would really give some credulance to the flood story, regardless of how it happened, yet it would not change the "miracle" event as recorded in the Bible. It's easy to believe in science. It's hard to believe in miracles.
Science, is that what this is? I thoght it was more along the lines of quackery. And Researchers I didn't see anything about researchers in the cnn post. The article says ...A joint U.S.-Turkish team of 10 explorers plans to make the arduous trek up... these are explorers. Explorers may be scientists and/or researchers but they are not necessarily so.
And what about the sponsors "Daniel P. McGivern, president of Shamrock- The Trinity Corporation" Hm... Shamrock, Trinity Corparation. This sounded like a Christian organization to me. So I did some quick checking.
Here is an interesting quote of Mr McGivern "There is value in suffering. We need only look to Christ's death for proof." Read more here
If you are not yet convinced of Mr McGivern's religious leanings check this page where he attacked the movie Dogma because it "openly blasphemes God, defames all organized religion, and particularly mocks Catholic teachings" What's wrong with this guy? Hey it's only a movie right?
Haven't had enough yet; two more links that show Mr McGivern's religious leanings. One at Christian Answers and one at Priests For Life.
I find it very disappionting that a major media outlet like CNN is covering this bullshit. Also, I know it's Tuesday but aren't there better stories to post on ./ :~)
But you should judge for yourself whether any of this is enough proof of false affirmations in the Bible. The point of skepticism is that there is nothing "uncontestable" in human knowledge. Undeniable beliefs are, and always will be, the realm of religion. Of course, if you start with an all-powerful God (so powerful that can even make logical contradictions become true) as an axiom, the outcomes can be wide indeed. But I wouldn't call them rigorous.
Singularity: a belief in the "God" idea with the "demiurge" relation inverted.
There sure are a lot of God-haters here on /. We gots ourselves a regular ol' S & G right here.
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"I'll take this baboons head that I find over here....and place it on this humans body I find over heeeeeeeeere....and BEHOLD... HOMO SHAQULLIS!! Notice the primate sinus cavities!"
A all loving all powerful God wouldn't create puppets under direct control 24.7 etiher. Suffering and evil exits because people have free will. If God removed our freedom of choice he would no longer be all loving. He wants people to love one another not because we have too but because we want to. In order to do that he had to give us the option of hateing each other as well.
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Some young kid asked his Father or Grandfather the story-teller (or Keeper of the Truth) what a Rainbow was. Of course, the teller had no idea, so they started a story. Perhaps it was a story about a flood they heard about or remembered; or perhaps they were very spiritual (or perhaps just mental as many religious figures have been thru the ages) and they said it was some kind of promise from GOD.
Anyway, as stories always do, it grew and grew (and probably merged with other "great flood" myths) and eventually became the story of Noah's Ark.
btw, you can use the same logic to figure out where many of the stories / rules came from in the Bible / Qur'an / whatever particular ancient religious text you care to name.
"I'll take this baboons head that I find over here....and place it on this humans body I find over heeeeeeeeere....and BEHOLD... HOMO SHAQULLIS!! Notice the primate sinus cavities!"
"Or that reforesting the Earth would have taken hundreds of thousands, if not million of years."
Well tress can live underwater for many years, because of the oxygen in the water.
Salt water might be a different story though.
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I think you're thinking of Thera. There's a pretty convincing theory that the eruption wiped out the Minoan civilisation (partly through the eruption itself with associated floods, partly through volcanic winter, and partly because Thera had been an economic hub of the civilisation). There are some ruins on one of the remaining islands, but the vast majority of the original island was converted to a large pond, so no way to tell what else was there.
Did you have in mind "facts" like "the Earth is the center of the solar system", or "pi is equal to three"?
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So feel free to take what I've said as you will. I can assure you, though, that the translation "it is finished" is at least as valid as "the debt is paid" if not a more accepted translation of what Jesus says.
By the way, all this comes by means of analysis from myself, a second year Greek student at the University of Illinois, so you could probably ask most people who know Greek and they could confirm what I have written here.
Words change their meaning over time. Sometimes quickly sometimes globally and especially locally. Ask a Brit what a fag is and he will tell you something completely different than an American. Only 40 years ago gay only meant happy, yet today its usage overwhelmingly means homosexual. Your understanding of ancient Greek cannot be trusted to be accurate. I don't think anyone's can, especially not for the hairs you are splitting. To deny this obvious truth would be to embrace intellectual dishonesty.
I find it disturbing that so many humans are infected with this incredible hubris that leads them to believe there's a being that knows everything down to the spin and location of every sub atomic particle but is intimately concerned with these relatively microscopic humans on this sand grain of a planet. You elevate your status unduly.
Have some perspective.
Noah took extra kosher animals, and 2 of everything else. Noah loaded the extra animals in chapter in 7 after the parade of 2's in chapter 6.
> It never ceases to amaze me how emotional people get when someone sets out to prove or disprove some aspect of religious history - it's almost as if their egos need it not to be true...
Or need it to be true. The biggest problem I have with this is in extrapolation. There is a horde of folks who will look at pictures of a boat found on Ararat and say that it's proof positive that the Bible is correct, in everything. If you think that's not true, I say that it's already happened. I can't tell you how many people looked at the discovery of Nineveh and stated that the existence of the city meant that all of the Biblical stories about it were true, when the discovery of the city did nothing to provide direct proof of those stories. Discovering the Ark of Noah will trigger just as much furor, without proving anything at all. I don't really have a problem with folks going to Ararat and looking for a boat. I have a problem when those people purport to be doing "good science" when in reality they seem to have a strong religious agenda, because all they'll do is muddy the water even more than it already is. If they find nothing, it'll prove nothing, and if they find something that could be proof, then it'll just polarize opinion. Heck, look at how much controversy still surrounds the Shroud of Turin.
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Many, but certainly not all.
Einstein was a practicing, orthodox Jew. His verbally stated goals, as a scientist (to paraphrase), were to "understand the mind of G-d".
Arthur C. Clarke seems to share this to a large degree.
Just a couple of interesting examples.
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reference: http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/story/0,12 977,1073305,00.html
"During the first three years of the project some 210,000 species of marine life have been noted, including 600 new species of fish."
It is said that we have only explored 10% of our oceans, meaning that 210,000 species is pretty small number.
Double that to 420,000 numbers of species for male and female pair, assuming most are not a sexual, and take into account the amount of water and space each species would need to surive, and not taking into consideration the technology needed to keep many of these species alive (pressure, clean water etc), How could this be done?
Reference: http://www.sp2000.org/
Someone explain to me how this could have been done, and Ill start beliving your faith, until then its nothing but false truths, lies, and a form of control, nothing more.
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Atheism simply means without belief in god. Agnosticism is a belief that knowledge of god is inherently unattainable. Everyone is either a theist or an atheist. You either have a belief in god or gods or you don't. Knowledge does not equal belief. If you are an agnostic then you are either an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist.
People commonly like to think that atheism only means an active disbelief in god, the insistence that there cannot be one. People who insist on such usage typically have a bias against the word atheism and wish to position themselves on some sort of mythical middle ground that only exists by misusing the words atheism and agnosticism.
see http://about.atheism.com
the skeptics bible is hardly shutting the door on the accuracy or inaccuracy of the bible :)
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i'll take the first point from each of those links, and offer a naive rebuttal:
bad science, 1:
The Genesis 1 account also conflicts with the order of events that are known to science. In this account the earth is created before light and stars, birds and whales before reptiles and insects, and flowering plants before any animals. From science, we know the true order of events was just the opposite. 1:1-2:3
The problem here is two fold. One, it is assuming that our idea of science accurately reflects reality. Science is always the "current best idea" about something, until a better idea comes along. The stated assumption here is that science is "true", which is in itself completely incorrect.
In any case, I understand methods by which the age of things on earth is estimated (U235/U238 ratios, carbon dating, etc) and find no fundamental problem with those methods.
based on the techniques we have for dating things, it would appear that this account is inconsistant with our own measurements.
On the other hand, this account says that each of these events took place on successive days.
Why be willing to buy that this account is literally accurate and the creation of fossil evidence or uranium deposits in earth are beyond gods control, but that he can make planets and stars willy nilly in just a matter of "days" ?
Indeed, from the skeptics bible you see this link: http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/stars _made.html
which they interpret as meaning that the stars came before the earth.
i guess my point here is that genesis is an account of when god got around to making things. its clearly on a timeline that only makes sense to god (making/filling the earth took longer than making the sun and all the stars, for instance), and there's nothing that says "i made the earth to look 1 day older than the sun", it just says "made the earth". Perhaps part of creating the earth and the stars was to make them with explicit age indicators, so that our ideas about science and the elements and what not could be properly developed. Ultimately, its not my problem to solve.
IOW, why is the use of uranium dating or star aging a reason to dispute a story that says "it took me 1 day to make all the stars in the universe"
Link 2:
on the subject of how many people jesus appeared to:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/ 11_or _12.html
This doesn't seem contradictory to me.
Where it says "the twelve", presume that it is referring to "the disciples" as a name, not as a count of bodies. Perhaps it could have just as easily been written as "the disciples".
With that interpretation, the "ten" case just says "thomas, called didymus, was not with them"
There is no explicit of a number in that case.
In the "11" scenarios, it says "the eleven" in all three corroborating versions.
For the "12" scenario, it just says "the 12", which one can interpret as meaning "the disciples", again, not by reading it as a literal value, but as a name for the group. There is no mention that "all of the 12" or "the complete set of 12" or "all people whom were disciples".
Keep in mind that there are 5 separate accounts being compared here. 3 of them agree literally. The other 2 of them can be made to agree if you use "the disciples" and "the 12" interchangably, as i beleive is often done in the bible.
Link 3:
God says that if Adam eats from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, then the day that he does so, he will die. But later Adam eats the forbidden fruit (3:6) and yet lives for another 930 years (5:5). 2:17
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/day
An easy interpretation of this is that his death was spiritual. More accurately, i think the reading of this that specifies that he ha
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How utterly ridiculous. Even if they do find a boat, it proves nothing else than that they've found a boat. The story itself, about Noah and his Ark, contains so many scientific and factual errors it's embarassing to see people actually believe in it. But we knew that already, didn't we? And this story got almost 2000 comments, how the hell can a bunch of morons climbing a mountain trying to prove their fairytales to be true be interesting? This site should comit itself to science and not archaic primitive and barbaric beliefs in fairytales.
First, how can I pass up suggesting that Justin Timberlake is the greatest evil that currently exists!?
There's no doubt that "religion" has been blamed for more deaths than smallpox. If you don't believe me, ask the Jews in Auschwitz. The truth is somewhat different. The real culprit is cultural differences and the fundamentally evil nature of all mankind. Christ never ordered his followers to kill non-believers. God ordered the Israelites to slaughter people on several occasions. On other occasions, God allowed his chosen people to be slaughtered and enslaved. It's hard for men to understand that. Especially when they've been "given over to pleasure-seeking, immorality, perversion, idleness". If you are referring to "belief in some kind of afterlife" when you refer to religion, then how CAN you define evil? If there is no afterlife and this life is all there is why would you bother defining evil? If there is nothing after death, then ultimately everything you do will be totally futile.
If there is nothing after this life, why would you try to "improve" your existence? Ultimately your efforts will be futile and you will grow old, feeble and die, if you don't check out sooner! No matter how much you accomplish, what diseases you cure, what programs you write, how many girlies you shag (or whatever it is that you shag...) ultimately it won't matter at all. Why don't you just kill everyone that bothers you... or just kill everyone period? It won't matter, nothing will last and after you're dead you won't care...
......Or could it be that deep down inside, you know there's actually something afterwards and you're just being an immature, rebellious child? I once heard a pastor tell someone who had stopped going to church because "it was full of hypocrites" to "come on in, we can always use one more!"
Christ loves all mankind, even scum like me! He died for my sins so that I won't be banished from the presence of God for all time. He did it from obedience and love. His greatest agony was being separated from God on the cross.
Go see the Passion of the Christ. Sure it's a movie, and sure Mel Gibson doesn't get it all exactly right, but it's a deeply moving film about the love Christ expressed for all of us!
NB: We don't get 70 eternal virgins to deflower continuously when we die, even if we do sacrifice ourself by killing infidels.
> Then they tried to convince me that the "speediest way to your home is through the planet core". I said "But the core is molten rock, with lots of uranium and fission and crap going on! I'd never survive!"
A little imagination, please! There are spots all over anyplace on Earth named "Crying Falls" or "Ladderback Ridge" or "The Devil's Left Nipple" or some nonsense. Is it so hard to believe there's a big, deep underwater cave on Naboo named "The Planet Core" that turns out to go under some intervening land mass such that the fastest way from the Gungan city to the capital (by watercraft) is through said-same cave?
Think, people, think. If we don't plug the holes in George Lucas's plots, who will?
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i certainly didn't mean to point anyone at the idea of religious relativism :)
my comments basically revolve around people's objections, based on their own limited understanding, to events depicted in the bible.
one of the other axioms under evaluation is that the bible is inerrant. if one buys that, there's not a lot of room for religious relatavism.
furthermore, there's the self-referential aspect of this in the bible. the bible says its the unaltered word of god. If you beleive anything in the bible, it's hard to ignore the part where it says "part of beleeiving this book is beleiving that its been unaltered"
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This will be technically offtopic, but so is almost half of the postings here (not that I mind - lots of fun to be found).
Here's some gristle for you religionists out there -- I'm not calling you Christians, for its rather silly to give southern American fundamentists the impression that they represent THE Christianity.
Here we have the story of das Boot that survived the wrath of god about a dozen generations after the earth was created.
Apparently god, a supernatural superpowerful spirit that refers to itself in the plural, decides that the entire world, except for this one family, was too "evil". He decides to kill every last thing on the plate (not planet - its flat), while Noah races against time before the god kills him along with everything else before the deadline. Fair's fair; if Noah is too slow, EVERYTHING dies. The god is a bit of a sportsman here. Move it or lose it, human!
Now, here's the thing. This god apparently wants more than anything else to be flattered. To be begged, cajoled, importuned, deferred to,have animals sliced up and charcoaled (a bit of a Texan). People just aren't properly on their knees (both meanings intended).
The angry god kills everyone. Noah and his terrified and emotionally destroyed brood find dry land and tell the god that they will do what he wants, please don't hurt us.
The now appeased god promises never to do it again.
Now, what is the difference between a Luciferian embodiment of all evil and this murdering psychotic all-powerful spirit?
If I lived in a world controlled by such a lunatic power, I'd deny its divinity and work to take the motherfucker DOWN every minute of my life!
The true measure of a god is to compare its actions with that of a good man.
What kind of man would murder a plate of people and animals because they weren't paying attention to him?
A man who ain't no god, that for sure. And I expect better behavior from all-powerful Yahweh -- or it's just an evil demonic power, to be opposed at all costs.
"This may be why many scientist are athiests..."
For someone who classifies himself as a scientist, using a undefined, quasi-statistic such as "many scientists are athiests" without any support for the claim seems somewhat in appropriate. Science and Religion are unrelated, which is many many scientists aren't athiests. I know for certain that your statistic does not hold true for my test sample of one.
I apologize for the politically incorrect usage of "himself" when I do not know your gender. I am only using a default male gender; I am not assuming that since you claim to be a scientist that you are a man.
sure it does. Unless you wrote every whitepaper ever, you're *believing* what the scientists tell you. I'm not saying you shouldn't, but the fact is unless you did all the research and experimentation yourself you are believing the word of somebody else. And any real scientist would be the first to tell you science is far from infallible.
They will never stop until somebody makes the
Anyone have the GPS coordinates for Noah's Ark? I'm looking for a new geocache to hit.
The Great Flood was inspired by the creation of the Black Sea. Before 5600BC, it used to be a much, much smaller lake below sea level. In short order, the Mediterranean broke through and flooded vast amounts of farmland. This is the kind of event that could trigger enough content for an epic. Unfortunately, the best reference I can find on this at the moment is this amazon link.
There have been similar studies done on other events, such as how Moses parted the Red Sea. It was on Discover or one of those shows, where some university was attempting to explain how a specific combination of high winds and tidal forces combined with the shape of the bottom of the Red Sea could have possibly temporarily cleared a wide channel/sandbar across the way. Sounds a bit more tenuous, and I can't find an online reference, but it seems plausible that someone with mastery of astronomical calendaring back then could have predicted an extremely low tide and used to to pull off such a feat.
The Bible was certainly written over interesting times... back when books were made by hand of expensive materials (vellum doesn't come cheap, back at a time when wealth was expressed in livestock). Having something written down in a book laborously by monks was just as well as having it carved in stone -- it had enough proofreading and checking to have been taken as the ultimate truth. There was a time when judges used to literally carry around The Book of The Law, and pass judgements based strictly on what was written.
After inventions like the Gutenberg press made books, journals, and newspapers a commodity, did people realize that what was written was not always true, and begin to look at such things critically as they should.
For some reason, the religious communities have managed to shield their sacred texts from the same sort of transformation in the way we deal with sources of information. But it's doing what they're good at, aligning and organizing people along some lines of belief to accomplish some goal that they probably wouldn't have attained on their own or if they were liberals :P
I like the way Neal Stephenson presents this kind of idea in Snow Crash. A bit exaggerated and fantastical, but altogether tangible and chilling.
Beyond the issue that scientific "facts" are constantly being revised as we improve our understanding, no one can ever really "prove" anything about the physical universe - if anything in the universe is absolute, we'll never know it for sure.
In other words, if you theorize a universal law of gravity, you cannot prove that it applies universally. What are you going to do, test every particle of mass in the universe? You could take it on faith (believe) that it applies universally, but that's not necessary. You can just *assume* that it applies universally, unless some evidence shows otherwise. Maybe the theory is right, or maybe not. If it's the best we've got, then that's what we use.
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The Shakers believed that the only people who had a first hand relationship with the divine were those who had what appeared to be epileptic seizures. Some scholars believe that St. John was a very pious man but with a respect for an era he did not live and a particular taste for strange mushrooms which created his perception of a first hand relationship with God.
I have enormous respect for the work of Harry Houdini, though I don't think I will ever have a first hand relationship with him. (Even though he has said he will try to contact this world from the afterlife). I think that many people mistake total respect for their beliefs and the beliefs of their parents as faith or even a first hand relationship with a divine power.
This isn't even including the superstar phenomenon. Many people (as evidenced by the weekly world news and national enquirer) feel they encounter a superstar in their supermarket or laundromat. It may not even really be the person they think it is, but suddenly because they think they encountered Harry Connick Jr, Ginger Lynn, or Tony Randall they become this person's biggest fan espousing the brilliance of the superstar's work even if they were oblivious to the person's work previously.
What's even more deceptive (and I really only see this in religion, politics, and tv infomercials) are those people who can't build the trust in something for themselves so they try to convince everyone else of the veracity even though they don't believe it themselves. After they've convinced enough people, they may start believing what they are so heavily evangelizing themselves even though they have no more reason to believe it other than all these other people do.
While I believe that you may have a significant faith in Jesus Christ. You may trust in the beliefs of your parents. You may even dream or meditate or feel you've been touched by Jesus. You won't build a first hand relationship with Jesus unless Jesus is able to speak to you the same way your milkman does. And barring your being the wandering jew or this being the start of the apocolypse, that isn't going to happen.
All I'm saying is that it's much easier to trust in science since I can verify geometric proofs and repeat many of the foundation experiments with a chemistry set, wheels, inclined planes, and so forth. As I get older, I can go back and verify some of the foundational assumptions that our teachers handed to us on faith. True, I personally haven't seen the veracity of the double slit experiment or of measuring mercury's odd orbit, but it's much easier to put my faith in a group of independent people who've reached similar results than it is something like the Bible which seems to undermine its own truth the further along one reads.
I'm not a religion hater. As I said before, I know that science doesn't attempt to answer the same questions as theology. But I find a theology that can't adapt to reality (explanations of the earth's surface, ratio of a circle's diameter to circumference, and understanding of people's bodily functions) to be incompatible with reality and no more relevant to my personal theological questions than the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
But I hear people say that if religion is taken to be so fluid that there is no unwavering foundation like the Bible or God that the whole just falls apart. That's true if you are trying to manipulate people and subjugate them, but it's not true if you are trying to find answers (and heck sometimes even the questions) in theology. Where do we start to look for truth if the Bible has errors? That's probably the first question to ask ourselves.
This is exactly like what happens on Discovery channel these days. When it comes to biblical myth or about the pyramid shit, they make a postulation and then go about proving it by any stretch of the imagination. Get real guys. Bible is just a creation of some imaginative mind. There ain't no god who came down and wrote it. Isn't that what the western world imbibed about Indian civilization ??
It bothers me because the unit of measure was a cubit. This is a measure that they are comfortable working with and I believe stating approximate half or quarter values of a cubit. I can see understand that they may not have said the fountain was 31.4 units in diameter but it's harder to overlook a measurement rounding of 31 instead of 31 and 1/2 cubits. It's even more silly that they were off by almost 1.4 units.
And it's not just because they are ancient. The Greeks had a value of pi to at least five decimal places. Of course they understood what pi was. The writers of the bible were just trying to observe reality.
I appreciate your willingness to overlook such errors when trying to rationalize these discrepencies, but I'm not as patient. This is the same compilation of ancient scrollwork that says we should kill homosexuals, that we should mutilate our genitals, that we should burn animal sacrifices, that we should kill rather than understand each other. If such a basic truth as trying to observe a temple that was built is in error, I have much more grave reservations about the less verifiable truths that I'm supposed to accept without question.
But I only started with pi because this is a geeky board. There are so many other places in the Bible which just scream out to me that it's either inconsistent with my understanding of reality or it's inconsitent with itself. But without going into another long, off-topic, and unwelcome diatribe on all of these things that hit me personally as "why does this seem wrong?"
It's from me, and one of the rare occasions when someone else smiles(?) at my humor.
T'aint such a good thing to be witty on
Keep putting in the hard yards,
T&K.
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Arafat is the leader of Fatah, a terrorist organization which contains several smaller terrorist organizations like the Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigade (Tanzim). Hamas is a competing terrorist organization that Arafat only wishes he could control.
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And how do you know that kangaroos came from Australia in the first place? I'm seeing too much of this type of logic in this discussion. Don't assume that things are now like they were before the flood. We don't assume that science is now like it was before the dark ages. Let me give you a circular argument that is perfectly true. When things change, things change.
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I just posted this in response to another similar comment but same thing applies Atleast in the bible I have it says fish, it's just a common thought to link it to a whale Jonah 1:17 - Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. www.bible.com to look it up.
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Ack... heh I misread and posted a comment to something you weren't even talking about... ya... Jonah, I'm an idiot, I apologize =(
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The shroud of Turin was carbon dated, twice with controls. The controls were pieces of fabric from different centuries. The controls dated as expected. Plus the shroud dated to the 14th century.
However there still is lots of spin of how the carbon dating method could have failed, or succeeded. There seems to be a new TV special practically every year rehashing the old arguments and adding the new.
Its the whole "God willing" thing that gets me. If they don't find anything, they'll say God wanted it to remain hidden, thus proving absolutely nothing.
Or 100% are...
Sorry, I did mean to put line breaks in. Here's the real deal, though I guess it's too late already.
/. readers, I'm guessing, are scientifically minded. So they believe in all the things that science has accomplished. Good work. Hooray for you. Then there are those who believe that a God exists and has made everything we see, and created laws that science is discovering and utilizing. Good work, hooray for you. If you were really tolerant, and if you were really following what you believe you should be doing, then you'd have a solid discussion with them based on the facts, based on what you've seen, etc. etc. But NOOO, all we see are lousy jokes and other definitive statements - "the Bible is crap," "the Bible has contradictions," etc. etc.
/. readers can force Christians onto a pedestal ("You have to be perfect, you Christian moron, and aren't you supposed to LOVE everybody?!") and cannot subject themselves to any sort of standards.
/. to the approval (and subsequent positive moderation) of their knowingly uninformed, uneducated peers.
This is definitely my second or third post on Slashdot. After not commenting for a long time, I think I'll step in for a bit.
So what is this tolerance stuff that I keep hearing about? As in, tolerate gay marriage. Tolerate all religions. Tolerate points of view that are different from your own. And yet when I come on Slashdot and read this article, and all the (I read at +4) comments, my face turns sour because of the horrendous amount of crap that I see from people here.
Look, you don't believe Christianity, fine. You think the ark idea is crap, and that science proves yadda yadda yadda, fine. At least have the guts to refrain from bashing those who do. It takes a mature individual to let people have their say without exploding in anger or cracking up in laughter. You have to understand that most people have developed for themselves a framework for how they view life. Most
I just don't understand how some
If you're going to argue that the Bible has bad teachings, or that it has contradictions, read the Bible yourself before you make a decision. Actually, don't do just that - be a real student and go and find commentaries from Christian writers. Find commentaries from non-Christian writers. (Why commentaries? Have you ever really been able to explore a book without seeing what lots of people thought about it?) Read it with an unbiased eye. If you think you've found a contradiction, then see what the other side has to say. Read it for yourself. If you end up unconvinced the Bible is true, then great. If you don't find contradictions, then great too. Decide for yourself what you want to believe.
What astounds me is how FEW people actually take that offer. Personally, I don't know of anyone who has. Why? Because they're lazy. Too lazy to go and find out things for themselves. In the meantime, they (non-Christians AND Christians) rely on a few lousy articles and information (which are debunked by different people, depending on who you ask), and then post knowingly uninformed, uneducated entries on
Watch people read this comment and ask, "Is the author of this comment a Christian?" If the answer is yes, they immediately go and trash it because suddenly none of my arguments and comments make any sense. "Those moronic Christians, what a bunch of idiots, they must not believe in science..." right?
So maybe I am, or maybe I'm not. I will say that I've taken up my own challenge. That should be enough for you.
"If it comes from a source that I think is credible,"
then you believe it. The word "belief" doesn't automatically invoke religion. I believe that when I go out into the parking lot my car will be sitting there because the battery is dead. I have no *proof* of this, my car could have been towed or stolen or destroyed. But I believe that it will be in the parking lot when I walk out the door. So far I'm batting 1000.
"A scientist *thinks* that the earth is round, because somebody else explained it and it makes sense."
OK, now I see the problem. You have a semantic hangup with the word "believe". Fine, use the word "think". It's the same thing. If you *think* something is true, then you believe it to be true. And if you believe something to be true, it's because you think that it's true. Christians *think* the Bible makes sense, this is the same thing as saying they believe it.
And let's not forget that the actual scientist thinks that the Earth is round because of measurements and observations he's made. You, having heard the scientist and found him credible, choose to *believe* what he is saying, since you didn't make these measurements and observations and have no first-hand scientific knowledge that would lead you to that conclusion independantly.
Face it man, a vast portion of who you are is what you've been told. When you were five, did you not cross the street without looking both ways because you had personally experimented and obtained unfavorable results - or did you *believe* your mother when she told you it was a bad idea? Did you personally try talking to the nice stranger in the trenchcoat with the candy and find out through personal experimentation that he was a child molestor - or did you *believe* your parents and teachers when they told you he was a sicko? We all hold that murder is wrong (hopefully) not because we've tried it and been dissatisfied with the results, but because other people who have been involved with actual murders tell us it tends to not work out too well, and we choose to *believe* them. We subscribe to the theory of relativity not because we've proved it ourselves - we *believe* Einstein.
There are two sources of knowledge in the world - what you prove yourself to be true and what you accept from others to be true.
That's why, when asked a question to which one might not definately know the answer but is pretty sure, a common response is "I believe so", or "I believe not". Those are not inherently religious statements.
Anybody who tells anybody anything is either believed, disbelieved, or held in reserve judgement. (assuming they speak the same language, have the same mental capacity, blah blah blah).
Don't like the word? Don't use it. But it has a well-established meaning completely divorced from faith or religion. But hey, look it up yourself, don't *believe* me...
They will never stop until somebody makes the
You need to look more closely, China is included in the statistics, and many of the people are listed as Buddhist or other similar religions. Considering that over 30% of the world's population is in China I'd say that right there shows you're wrong.
Also check out the definitive list of creationist claims, especially "CH400-CH599: Flood" for good answers to the most common creationist claims about the flood.
Going back to the "Major Problems" article, take for example "6. Implications of a Flood," where the author mentions:
- How do you explain the relative ages of mountains? For example, why weren't the Sierra Nevadas eroded as much as the Appalachians during the Flood?
- Why is there no evidence of a flood in ice core series? Ice cores from Greenland have been dated back more than 40,000 years by counting annual layers. [Johnsen et al, 1992,; Alley et al, 1993] A worldwide flood would be expected to leave a layer of sediments, noticeable changes in salinity and oxygen isotope ratios, fractures from buoyancy and thermal stresses, a hiatus in trapped air bubbles, and probably other evidence. Why doesn't such evidence show up?
- How are the polar ice caps even possible? Such a mass of water as the Flood would have provided sufficient buoyancy to float the polar caps off their beds and break them up. They wouldn't regrow quickly. In fact, the Greenland ice cap would not regrow under modern (last 10 ky) climatic conditions.
- Why did the Flood not leave traces on the sea floors? A year long flood should be recognizable in sea bottom cores by (1) an uncharacteristic amount of terrestrial detritus, (2) different grain size distributions in the sediment, (3) a shift in oxygen isotope ratios (rain has a different isotopic composition from seawater), (4) a massive extinction, and (n) other characters. Why do none of these show up?
- Why is there no evidence of a flood in tree ring dating? Tree ring records go back more than 10,000 years, with no evidence of a catastrophe during that time. [Becker & Kromer, 1993; Becker et al, 1991; Stuiver et al, 1986]
And many, many more reasonable questions that should be answered by anyone claiming that sometime within the past 10k years a global flood covered the entire earth.On the flip side- one can certainly do a thought experiment of what would happen if a "space ark" landed on a planet otherwise empty of land life. After 10k years- what would one expect to see on this planet?
- The "diversity gradient" of land animals should start near the landing site and fade out from there.
- Even the largest continents- if disconnected from the landing zone- would show signs of "Island Biogeography". That is, there'd be far less diversity of animals relative to the "landing zone continent." A larger percentage of mammals on the disconnected continents would be flying or swimming mammals, or the descendents of tiny mammals that could have arrived on vegetative rafts.
- While non-swimming/flying animals could be brought by humans, one would expect a paucity of non-edible animals. The polynesians brought domesticated animals from island to island: they for some reason didn't bring tigers or Komodo dragons.
Our planet does not look at all like this hypothetical "all life came from one ark" planet. And in our history, the paradigm of "life spread out from a single garden or ark" was severely cracked long before Darwin. Biologists/explorers of the time (almost all creationists) strongly wanted the distribution of animals to match Genesis: it didn't, no matter how hard they tried.Old News
http://www.wyattmuseum.com/noahs-ark.htm
In the case of the scientist believing that the world is round, the scientist is not taking this fact on faith - it's an explanation that makes sense and that meshes well with everything else that the scientist has seen and learned about the world around him. The scientist accepts it as true and works from there, until he learns otherwise. In the case of a religous person believing in the bible, believing that God dumped a miraculous amount of water on the planet requires absolute faith. It requires believing in something that *cannot* be tested, that is outside of the bounds of the observable universe. That's a very different kind of belief, and I would argue that it's not a very useful tool for living in the universe.
In my previous post I was purposely using a narrow definition of the word in order to make my point, but I suppose that just makes my point confusing.
You say that all knowledge comes from yourself or from others, which I agree with. You also say that anything you hear from others is either believed or not believed. This statement I either agree with or disagree with, depending on which definition of "believe" you are using.
It's the difference between "I believe that's a storm blowing in." and "I believe in ghosts." You hear people make the claim that everything requires belief, but they don't qualify what kind of belief they're talking about. I assume they mean the second (I believe in ghosts) kind of belief, in which case they're wrong. I can apply the scientific method and easily come up with evidence that such and such a scientific article is "believable." I highly doubt that any amount of effort could produce scientific evidence of ghosts. If it did, then ghosts would be outside of the realm of the second-kind-of-belief (see above), and faith would no longer be required to "believe" in them. In other words, nothing that is actually real (interacts with the universe) requires second-kind-of-belief for justification.
Now you see why I like to use only one of the definitions of "believe!" Maybe we need another word... in fact, we probably already have one. Maybe there's a better way to put it?
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Why, it seems to be one of the least trollish posts in this discussion. What is your reasoning. (I'll assume you have a rationale, otherwise you'd be the troll.)
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It's kind of funny and sad reading threads like this. One side tries to use something like this to demonstrate that God exists. The other side uses whatever is found (or not) to demonstrate that the believers are a bunch of kooks.
Think of it this way. My 12-year-old son knows I exist. I see him on a regular basis. We talk and do things together.
Someone may try to prove (or disprove) my existence by searching for the old 1961 Dodge Lancer that I drove in college. (that was the coolest car!) They would likely find the records of the car, and may even find the rusted out shell in a junkyard.
To my son, this would be foolishness. He knows me. He doesn't have to lean on second-hand evidence to prove or disprove my existence.
It's the same with God. He can be known directly. I know Him. He's awesome. He's changed my life.
So, if you want to prove I exist, don't go looking for that old Lancer. It's the same with God.
No matter what the expedition finds (or doesn't find) my relationship with God isn't impacted. I know He's real, because I know him
means to base an argument on a assumption that is entangled with the conclusion.
The evidence is abundantly clear that in the last 6,000 years the world has seen dramatic climatic change due to a waning ice age. Moreover tectonic action has moved continents around and exposed land to various conditions (aquatic, stormy, dry, etc.) over much longer periods of time which some choose to explain by "flood" of more recent time.
The use of erosion evidence to support the flood conclusion presupposes that these natural processes cannot be the more likely explanation. Rather, that the earth really is 6,000 years young, and the land could not have seen these changes in that period of time, which they have derived from the Bible. But the truth of the Bible is the conclusion of the flood argument. That is, if evidence can be found of a flood, then you have "demonstrated" that the Bible must also be true.
But that is a circular argument. That the Bible holds the absolute truth was presupposed, hence "begging the question".
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I debated adding this additional point... Thanks. I didn't want to beat it to death.
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because you couldn't even begin to explain how lions subsisted on plants with their digestive systems and teeth wholly unsuited for consuming it. So what, did they start out with those attributes and then slowly evolve into carnivores, all at the same time?
Oh wait, I thought evolution was bunk.
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7 lions, 7 gazelle. Same problem.
20 lions, 20 gazelle. Same problem.
A lion can eat a gazelle a day.
Of course, the whole "not eating" part isn't mentioned. Seems kind of important to note, in retrospect, don't you think?
The purpose of natural science is to determine the "best model" for the world, wherein this best model is best at predicting events in the past and future yet unknown, while also valuing the simplest of all equivalent choices to a certain degree.
Who cares if you're in the Matrix, if you can't get out? You'd better learn the rules of the game. Hence, science and philosophy.
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My opinions on freewill and evil do not come from strictly a perspective of philosophy or theology, but instead a combination of both. In theology freewill can be broken down into either choosing God's way in a decision or choosing Satan's. Satan is a fallen angel that was banished to Earth when he tried to go against God's will. In theology, Satan is seen to tempt people to choose actions that serve anything except God's will. In this framework God is all good while Satan is all evil. For me personally the problem of evil and freewill rely on other question, why did God create human beings at all? I think that the purpose of human existence is to create a challenge for humans which we must overcome to be worthy of the afterlife. A philosopher named John Hick calls this process of earned worth "the vale of soul-making". Many philosophers, including the great Confucian scholar Xunzi, believe that humankind is inherently evil. In life it seems easier to do "evil" than "good." It is easier to destroy something (today it takes just one bomb!) than create it. It is easier to be selfish than selfless. It is easier to take than to give. I would argue that humanity is not inherently evil based on this empirical evidence. We are just, speaking in the terms of theology, in the cage of God's enemy and we are therefore more inclined/oriented to do evil. In this reasoning, evil is maintained to challenge us as humans to overcome the easier existence of evil. The purpose is best explained by Plato and the allegory of the cave. We are born within a cave (or cage) where shadows of what is real (the shadows are evil) are easy to see and accept as truth. For Plato and myself, the purpose of life is to crawl out of the cave (or cage), an option created by free choice, and find the real truth (as in good or God). Freewill allows humanity to reject God and his path, while God used his/her omnipotence to prevent limits his/her power to over come this choice.
Many philosophers who work on the problem of evil seek to prove that there is a better possible world, one where we are all perfectly good and one where goodness comes naturally. In theology, this reality already occurred in heaven, a place that is all good and a place that has perfectly good beings called angles. Many consider this to be the logically best existence. Yet, it was philosophically perfect world that lead to the creation of the greatest evil, Satan. Satan was allowed to continue to exist on the Earth, yet was never to be let back in heaven. Humans are imperfect creatures in a world of all evil, controlled by the devil. If the same rules apply as in the case with Satan (i.e. the perfect good created the greatest evil) than our existence is to become the greatest good and ascend to heaven in the opposite way that Satan descended. Many philosophers such as JL Mackie who analyze the existence
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The Truth is usually cold and uncomprimising so that's why people at times tend to embrace fantasy. Also as new truths come to light change comes about and disrupts stability. A bad bad thing since it's what we hold on to.
Was your uncles place by chance a farm before the motor law?
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot
Actually, most scientific theories of the flood are dated around 5,000 B.C. The two I can remember: one says a large buildup of methane under the ocean floor burst, and one says a large lake of today was a vally but a river broke through and flooded it. There was no language with which to pass anything down until 30,000-50,000 B.C.
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>> The small percentage of the world that are atheist or agnostic
... I just add one more to that list.
> About 14%.
Actually the vast majority are, at least to some extent, atheistic.
The difference between me and Christians is that I disbelieve in just one more 'god' than they do. They disbelieve in thousands of 'gods', Greek, Hindu, Pagan, Norse,
86% of the world is 99.9% atheist.
Well, actually I do believe in almost all the 'gods'. Hirohito was one, as was Chin. All the Roman Emperors became gods. I see no reason why Jehovah, Bael Zebub (and all the other Baels) and the Pantheon of the Greeks were not actual real people, Leaders, Warlords, warriors, people of note. I just don't believe that any of them were magical space pixies.
Just as Saint Nicolas was a real person fictionalised into a Santa Claus with magic mystical powers, so it was with Jehovah, Allah, and all the other so called 'gods'.
Wow, it's amazing how quickly people will jump on religion and those who believe it.
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For some reason, science and religion are seen as mutally exclusive. In reality, one seeks to explain the world around us and the other seeks to explain it's purpose. I, for one, find a life (or a universe for that matter) without purpose to be unsatisfying to say the least.
The shame of it all is that the single greatest proof of God can only be experience by those who seek Him. Only those who have truly opened their minds to the Word can appreciate the impact that it has on their lives.
Sadly, this post, like the few others which proclaim their faith, will be ridiculed and laughed at by most of the
Well, perhaps there was no language we are aware of. And maybe the flood in the scientific theories is not the only one. Not disputing the facts we know, just considering that there are a few hundred thousand years we don't know. Consider what we know about the Aztecs in Central America.
Although I agree with you, I would like to nitpick your sentence here. We do not have the original texts. We probably have exact ancient copies, but we can't tell for certain unless an original is found and identified. No one I have ever heard of has made that claim.
I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
The real point is not whether you call scientific evidence "belief". The real point is that theories that don't have "evidence" have to be taken on faith, even in scientific circles until we can find some evidence. Somethings cannot be explained by science as we know it. Are you sure that your brain or some other part of you does not communicate to others? Can one explain what causes some twins to do things at the same time even when they have no direct communication? Point is that there is lots we don't know and cannot explain.
I don't agree with what I think your saying, but here's the spelling anyway. A profit (prah - fit) is what businesses try to make. A prophet (prah - fet) is one who speaks for God.
I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
You're both wrong. My cat created your cat months ago.
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Noah's Ark
"The Bible does not say the ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat, but on the mountain range of Ararat. That is exactly where we find this boat shaped object, it is located about fifteen miles south of Mt. Ararat.The names of the surrounding places are interestingly associated with the Biblical account of the flood. The valley is called 'The Valley of Eight', in reference to the eight survivors of the flood, Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives. A village in the valley translates to 'The Village of Eight',where several giant anchor stones can be found thousands of feet above sea level and hundreds of kilometers from the nearest sea."
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(David Bowman, EVA near HUGE Monolithic Win-PC in orbit around Jupiter) "My God - its full of Malware!"
... between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?
Noah's Ark was made of wood; Joan of Arc was Maid of Orleans.
There's a new book out about Krakatoa. Now that was an impressive flood. When the volcano blew up, the resulting wave carried a ship several miles inland. There are pictures. Nobody survived, though.
In the same day, we get an article about people making an expedition to find the Ark, and a new batch of pictures from Titan.
We're bitching that the pictures of anything Ark-related could be doctored, but no one's questionning the pictures from NASA.
Worship the Fish... or DIE!!!
- The Bible does not say the ark landed on Mt. Ararat rather the "mountains of Ararat" (plural, implying somewhere in a mountain range). Genesis 8:4
- Mt. Ararat is a volcano. Volcanic activity likely is harmful to wooden boats (if it were there). Mt. Ararat, Turkey
Those two reasons alone are enough to make a thinking person question either competence or the integrity/motive of these, so called, researchers.Now there are many scoffers of the Bible in this
Furthermore, there is ample evidence that there was indeed a world wide flood if you are honest with yourself. It is that intelectual honesty that most of us have trouble with. As a test of your intelectual honesty I ask you to consider, if you will, whether you hold "scientific" explanations to matters such as the apparent age of the earth, possibility of a world wide flood, etc. to the same level of "proof and evidence" as you do Biblical explanations. When ever you read in your science journal that the age of the universe is 13 billion to 14 billion years old do question the assumptions made or the methods used to determine this? Do you even know what those assumtions and methods are? Are the even resonable? Do they contridict other assumptions or even know facts? Or do you simply point at it and say something along the lines of "See, the Bible would age the Earth at about 6,000 years...but science has proven that it is millions or billions of years old. The Bible is just a myth." (This whole thread has many examples if you are wondering)
I think the honest amoung us would have to say that we never seriously question the science crowd. Oh, we might sometime see if someone else in the scientific community agrees. But even then we will generally dismiss even other scientists if they don't agree with the theory we enspouse. Come on now
Well here is the challenge
This is not a challenge to the squimish amoung you because when you discover the Truth
I expect this will be mod'ed down into obscurity. But maybe not.
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I know a lot of people who have faith in a creator. Many people have claimed to have had revelations by many creators. Which one do I believe? How many of those "prophets" hear things from their creator for human reasons (eg epilepsy, psychological issues, wealth/power/fraud, social indoctrination/brainwashing)? Many people had complete faith in a creator and then lost it, due to whatever reason. Shouldn't those be just as likely to have had something revealed to them?
Many people have died for their faith- from many different faiths. Which one is right? The one with the largest number of martyrs?
Faith is incompatible with science. That is, faith defined as belief without evidence. Anyone can have faith in the truth. Trouble is, truth is subjective. Science only cares about objective truth. Science supports the theories best backed by evidence. Blind faith loses to evidence every time.
The creation pointing to the creator is circular logic. Assuming the universe is a creation leads to the belief in a creator, which "shows" that the universe is a creation. A creation implies a creator, as long as you're sure about the "creation" part. Also, assuming the universe was created still does not reveal any characteristics of the creator (eg the Christian God, Allah, Visnu, Yaldabaoth).
When are people just going to accept that the Bible is just like the Daily Sport from 2,000 years ago? It's a collection of reports on events, written by people of the time, for people of the time.
There's every possibility that the reports are going to be exaggerated, so a large lake flooding gets reported as God flooding the earth. Don't forget that back then, they didn't have aeroplanes to zip across to the other side of the planet and see all the unaffected land down below. Hell, even now, the reports by Iraqi locals are grossly exaggerated -- just look at Comical Ali!
The funniest argument I've heard from a religious zealout was that God must have existed, otherwise who created the Earth? By the same argument, who existed to created God? And who existed to create whoever created God? Ad infinitum....
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In what way is this insightful? It's a joke. I know. I posted it!
Does the person that moderated this insightful share a concern that scientists will somehow be able to determine that a Walrus floundered off the beast barge after the Thomson's Gazelles?
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
When you believe or think something is true, then you stop considering it. There are NO unimpeachable facts. Every person must work from assumptions to get anything done. I believe in gravity.
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> Raiders of the Lost Ark isn't a documentary
Note to self: check other films in my collection. Especially "Temple of Doom" which may, as it now turns out, not be about a real temple.
"You can justify anything by putting it in quotes, adding a famous name and making it a sig" - Albert Einstein
Especially since science is not at all about finding an absolute truth and is forever seeking to discredit its own work as a means to either strengthen the position, or destroy it by replacing it with a new, stronger idea. After all, at one time, Ether was a good explanation for the gap between heavenly bodies. Now, we know better. But, we have things like dark matter that are just kind of stop gap solutions to problems we haven't solved yet. It's a pretty good bet that will be debunked eventually and replaced with a better explanation for extra gravity.
Science doesn't require anymore faith than you have in humanity anyway. The fact is, any goober with a degree in some "scientific" field can come out with a wild theory. That's why other scientists set out to discredit it. If they can't discredit it, you have a pretty good reason to believe it... for now.
The difference between real science and psuedo-science or religion, of course, is that those two things require you to simply have faith in the "truth" that an individual is speaking. Whereas science says, "here, I believe this and I can back it up! Come and get me!", religion says "Uh... here... I believe this, but you just have to believe me, because there's no way to prove what I'm saying".
Big difference in the type of faith science requires and the type of faith religion requires.
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If one could directly observe God, then it would be foolish to doubt God's existance. But if God were there, and could be felt by one of the 5 senses, or even via an additional sense, then why doesn't everyone feel God? I certainly do not feel God. And if I'm handicapped, if I'm third eye blind, then God can kiss my shiny metal ass.
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Assuming something is true for practical purposes, or hoping that something is true because it seems like it *should* be true, are not the same as being absolutely convinced that it is true. We must always remain skeptical of even the most well tested theories, not to mention the ones that don't even have any evidence!
No, I am not sure that my brain doesn't communicate with others via some undiscovered phenomenon. However, it would be stupid of me to assume that it *does* do so, without a good explanation.
As you say, there are lots we don't know and cannot explain. The point of science is to know and explain as much as we can. We shouldn't expect to be able to explain everything, and we also shouldn't go around believing in things that don't have an explanation.
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I wondered if anyone caught that!
I think that's a Geddy Lee lyric, but I can't remember off the top of my head which of 'da boyz' wrote it... the last time I bought a Rush album was on cassette (Superconductor???) and I don't even have a cassette player any more...
This is exactly the problem. People consider the Bible to be, through and through, an authoritative historical document. This is understandable, as the Bible is self-reflexive, instructing its readers to consider its statements to be utter fact, the specific WORD OF GOD. Much of the Old Testament of the Bible is a collection of Semitic MYTHS - and Jews are not the only Semites. There were also Akkadians, Babylonians, Ugarites, Hittites and Sumerians. These myths existed as oral traditions centuries before they were transcribed to print. Fundamentalist believers also don't consider the fact that these MANY different groups of people in the area, all Semitic, might have drawn upon the SAME myths as their neighbors, changing them a little to suit their own people. Anthropologists have provided mountains of academic text on myth-sharing, especially amongst the tribes of North and Central America - (i.e., the pervasive appearance of Coyote and Raven in Aboriginal American myths all over the continent) It wasn't until over a 1,000 years later that these myths were compiled and transcribed to a single volume by a splinter group of Hebrews, the Deuteronomic scholars, who interpreted the myths as being the absolute word of God. Upon completion of the project, entitled the TORAH, the Deuteronomists required that copies of their transcription be reproduced EXACTLY and be implemented as authoritative. The Torah was not only spiritual, but societal LAW. Now, if you go through and actually STUDY OTHER WORKS, my fine Biblical fundamentalists, you may find that similar versions of the Ark Myth appear in Akkadian and Babylonian legends, which in turn draw theirs from Sumerian legends - the oldest of the Semitic civilizations. You'll find the Ark Myth in the Epic of Gilgamesh, which in turns refers to that particular legend as being MUCH older. Here's where the problem lies, my friends and neighbors. People are going to search for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat because the Bible says it's there. Should we go climbing the mountain ranges of Sweden and Norway looking for the Bifrost Bridge to Valhalla because Norse myths say THEY'RE there somewhere too? They said that Valhalla would be destroyed when the world ended, and you know what? Doesn't look like it's ended yet, so Valhalla MUST be there, right? You know, a huge pile of ancient splinters and fragments of timber may even BE there on Mount Ararat. A more logical explanation beyond the Ark Myth would answer that: the boat, if it exists, was built or put there by people sometime in the past who want to kindle faith in their religion by providing a concrete artifact. If it exists, it'd more likely be the Semitic equivalent of the Shroud of Turin. Because fundamentalists don't want to consider their beliefs to be myths, their arguments become self-reflexive and thus, fallacies of logic. The essence of the monologue we receive from our fundamentalist friends proceeds thusly: "Everything this book says is true. I know this because the book says everything in it is true. It also says the moon is made of green cheese. How do I know the moon is made of green cheese? Because the book says it's made of green cheese, and it also says everything it says is true." -Mekkis (ALSO a Semitic word, thank you! Bonus brownie points go to my fellow Anthro-Nerds who can tell my name's definition the Semitic group who claimed it as their guiding principle.)
I disgree with you when you say "religion says "Uh... here... I believe this, but you just have to believe me, because there's no way to prove what I'm saying". I disagree that religon can't be proven. A person can find out what religion or faith is, the only thing is you can not prove it others. and to know the religion is just soo damn hard that only few people like Mother Theresa are able to find out what religion is. Only sad thing is that you can't know religion from other experiences.. you have to try it your own.... so when you ready .. try to follow what Mother Theresa did .. and I can bet you will know what faith or religion is. Until then .. at least don't say no one knows what religion is.
I really hate that whole line about "Many cultures have stories about a flood".
No shit? A story about a powerful force of nature, huh? Wow. What a coincidence. Because all cultures don't also have stories about the Sun, Moon, wind, earthquakes, drought, thunder, lightning, etc., etc., etc.
The best evidence I've heard to support the Noah flood is proof of a lake flooding pretty quickly. A recent National Geographic had pictures of ~2000 year old houses under the water.
You're talking about the concept of a personal proof. You can convince yourself that looking straight at the sun is healthy just because you say so and you've satisfied the burden of personal proof without satisfying any other proofs. I'm not talking about that. Personal proofs only matter to the person who has them, not to anyone else. Religions don't get confined to a single person, so the concept of personal proof is irrelevant when discussing religion not targetted at oneself.
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In your original post you said that Mary had done the preserving. Although I still find this hard to believe, it makes a lot more sense than the first version. I don't want to offend, but accuracy in posting is key if you want to be taken seriously.
I will agree, though, that there have likely been scriptures lost throughout the ages. There are also plenty of false text that have been written. Choosing extra biblical text to believe must be done with great care (and inspiration of the Lord).
I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
I am not saying religions is just confined to one person , but the truth is in the eye of beholder.
Good debate, here. But two problems, that I can see.
First, I question the idea that there are two kinds (or more) of "belief". "Belief" is essentially a matter of confidence in the accuracy of your perceptions, and/or conclusions about the world (or "reality") outside of your mind. It is not much different than the "confidence level" we commonly use in statistical analysis in scientific work. Which leads to the second problem: the idea that science involves a qualitatively different kind of "belief". That's simply not true. Same brains, same perceptual apparatus, same cognitive functions. Difference is, "science" is a methodology we've developed to improve on the use of our perceptual and cognitive organs and processes in our attempt to discern "reality" and assign a confidence level to our perceptions and conclusions about it.
Science is only a more systematized approach to observation and forming conclusions about our shared reality, generally relying upon mathematics and accurate measurement. What we call the "scientific method" is not much more than a protocol for such observations and measurements, and for drawing conclusions. Most, but not all, people in the world now generally accept the scientific method as more accurate and reliable, and tend to "believe" in scientific conclusions and statements about reality than other methodologies or personal informal methods.
An under current in this discussion seems to be that "religious beliefs" are somehow different, or less reasonable. That, I think, is simply a misunderstanding of what "belief" is, or simple prejudice. Everyone, even scientists, build their beliefs on a worldview which may be pre-formed or influenced by religion, cultural inheritances, and personal experience. Modern western science, and its most recent cosmology and beliefs about the physical world, is just one such belief system.
Einstein would not likely have developed his theories of relativity had he not already held a Judeo-Christian worldview about the universality of the physical universe throughout time and space. A belief, any belief, depends upon a large number of factors, and must be contextually coherent or consistent with the larger universe of a person's other beliefs. Ward Hunt Goodenough, a cultural anthropologist, used to liken the changing of one idea like flipping a light switch that was connected to hundreds of others that also had to change or be at least neutralized for that first change to occur.
If a person's beliefs include spirits, ghosts, and shamanism, such things will totally influence their behavior, even to the point of becoming weapons against enemies, or the cause of their own death. Can you say that your reality is more "real" or effective than that? If a person believes in the Christian way, and that the Bible is perfectly, or nearly, 100% true, and scientists admit they cannot prove them wrong, is that set of beliefs "wrong" or inferior? You might "believe" so, but cannot prove it however much you might be able to persuade yourself or your friends.
Similarly, if one scientist believes in the Big Bang cosmology, and another believes in a "brane" cosmology, and another believes in a (Christian God) "Creationist" cosmology, which is better or inferior? All are beyond observation, or proof, and none can disprove the other. Each scientist has a lot of "evidence" and supporting beliefs to sustain his/her own theory/theology, and can even take the latest in scientific evidence and interpret it to support their own cosmology.
Here's my point: belief is not fact, but a decision as to what is fact, and the strength of one's belief is a measure of his/her confidence in that decision. Everyone acquires their beliefs in the same way, just not by the same method or from the same experiences and observations.
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My point? If most cultures have the same or a very similar story, then something must have happened. We don't know what - just something. Everyone can have some explanation, either God sent or natural catastrophy, but something still happened. If it happened long before recorded language as we know it, then it got altered as generations passed. At that point you have only word of mouth evidence, but we are still left with the simple fact that something happened.
Re: But no one has ever found any evidence of great wars or the exodus. In this case, lack of evidence is evidence--as one Biblical archeologist put it...
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That may not quite be the case. In fact, some claim to have found some evidence of the exodus:
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It is rumoured that a the remains of the Ark were found by a biplane flying over mount Ararat at the end of World War I. The remains were supposedly removed by the American government (and hidden in Area 51, no doubt).
Dude, did the WB's hire you to write the script for the Matrix: Revolutions?
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My point was that just because two people say they saw a wreck, it doesn't mean they saw the same one.