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Explosives Camp

theodp writes "How about a summer camp where you get in trouble for not blowing things up? Students with a passion for all things explosive and proof of US citizenship pay a $450 fee to attend Summer Explosives Camp, 'We try to give them an absolute smorgasbord of explosives,' quipped a professor at the University of Missouri-Rolla, which offers a minor in explosives engineering. Here's the brochure (PDF), kids!"

419 comments

  1. Kaboom by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Need I say more, cousin Osama. You buy the plane ticket, I'll get the passports.

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    1. Re:Kaboom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, whatever... you can have the plane too.

    2. Re:Kaboom by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that this truly looks like fun. Given the spare time and spare cash, I'd love to do something like that.

      I haven't gotten to play with explosives under the watch of a trained professional since I was a wee lad before my great grandfather passed away (he was a demolitions man for the railroad). *grin*

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    3. Re:Kaboom by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "and proof of US citizenship" because no US citizen has ever tried to blow something up in this country

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    4. Re:Kaboom by ralatalo · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVay Born in Lockport, New York which would make him a citizen.

    5. Re:Kaboom by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed my sarcasm

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  2. Suicide Bombers anyone? by WFFS · · Score: 1

    I predict this will not end well =p

    1. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by feitingen · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is the best and worst idea I've ever seen at the same time.
      On the one hand, you have explosives, which are really fun to play with.
      But on the other hand, it is illegal without a licence, and for a very good reason, and to give this knowlegde to unlicenced kids?
      If kids weren't "bad" enough, you train them to run around and blow stuff up?
      If those kids get a little "inspiration" from CNN, you've got a problem.

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    2. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by dballanc · · Score: 5, Informative

      So we should deprive kids of safety and proper handling knowledge just in case they decide to turn on us right? Unlicensed? How do you think you get licensed, magic? They get licensed by receiving the proper training and various checks... which is exactly what this is... atleast in introductory fashion.

      If those 'kids' got a little 'inspiration' they could find far more dangerous information in a public library. I've got an old chemistry book from 1902, copies or similar books are no doubt common. That book reads like a Betty Crocker cookbook. I'd much rather interested kids receive real training and experience than try some of the stuff they could cook up on their own.

    3. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by feitingen · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What I'm saying is that kids should not be licensed to work with explosives at such a young age.
      Mostly because any safety training they'll get in the beginning of the course is unlikely to stick, what they'll remember after such a short course will be how to blow stuff, and I think kids should not learn that until they are old enough to remember and take safety precautions.
      I know this is way too much thinkofthechildren, but as a kid, I nearly blew my hands of several times, and I dont want my kids to do what I did.
      It was fun, yes, but completely unneccesary, and i did not learn much from it.

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    4. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't get go to camp, the Islamic suicide bombers blow everyone up there. It seems they don't want the competition.

    5. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Funny

      It seems they don't want the competition.

      Well, it's bad for business. I'm amazed that the far-right fundie Christian crazies don't actually align with the far-right fundie Muslim crazies. After all, they want pretty near the same thing and the fundie Muslim crazies can do a better job of the abortion clinic bombings, and cheaper. Why not just outsource?

    6. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by modecx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First of all, they're not kids. They're at least young adults: junior and senior high school students who are interested in enrolling at the university. These are kids who are interested in going to a school that concentrates on engineering, which happens to be one of those schools that has a focus on, or at least a general slant towards, (golly gee) stuff related to mining. Secondly, they do not walk away with a license to work with explosives, nor any of the hundred or so papers and certificates which one must have to acquire or brew said materials. Thirdly, it's not like they plop a stick of dynamite, or a brick of c-4 into a ten year old's hands and say "have fun". Most of the high powered events are demonstrations, and the "kids" get to figure stuff like "how much ANFO do have to put into this hole to do the job", and see if they were right or wrong.

      Finally, teaching these kids about the stuff that class presents has to be statistically about one-hundred-thousandth the danger level of not sufficiently teaching them about more mundane stuff, like driving, for instance.

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    7. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      FUD? Take good care!

      While high energy devices and explosives are used in everyday life, and anyone wanting badly enough can build a bomb from gasoline or a number of common items, there is some danger in proliferating knowledge of destructive explosions to people not old enough to drive.

      So what's to fear?
      - Big storms, flooding, tropical diseases, drought, famine from global warming?
      - Fake products? Toxins and harmful elements of legal products?
      - Terrorists? Punks? Nutcases?
      - Bird flu?
      - Identity thieves? Criminals?
      - Big Brother and loss of civil liberties?
      - Techno screwups that might label you a very bad x, y, or z? A malfunctioning automobile/airplane?
      - Technological or political upheaval?
      - Overpopulation?

      The list is getting longer, caused by the power that bad things have for accumulating and travelling close to you. But you, insulated and told of so many wonderful advancements, are most likely told little about making a real difference. The writing is on the wall, so to speak, when one opens a Slashdot page and sees the occasional heads-up.

      Now, one might wonder would it make any sense to have an environmental studies summer camp. I doubt it. Kids are passionate about fun factor. Blowing up things are fun. Mature people think "environment" but have to do the pollution thing called a job, and have no time to do more than sort the recycling.

      So the solution is build technology to address the problems. People need something like a network of gizmos that can detect hazards and sound a general alarm. Are locusts invading? Is someone carrying a dense metal object nearby? What's in the toothpaste? Did the cook pee in the soup? Has your computer smuggled out your private data? Are you developing a deadly disease? Has a deadly bacteria spread all over your salad?

      Is it time for government intervention? There are so many people with similar problems that it would be cost effective to do something broad and sweeping rather than regional approaches. Or do we wait until events demonstrate that a reaction is unavoidable?

      Would it be worthwhile to start on an open-source technology that detects hazards, let alone fix the problems? The world has grown complex enough that a person can't really defend himself without some technological assistance. Generations ago, life expectancy was low due to the large numbers of misunderstood or missed hazards. Now it's the same paradigm all over again. The solution used to be educate until the ability to cope is absorbed into common sense. This technique may soon be limited in effectiveness.

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    8. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, I've made this same argument in more of a joking hostile tone before.

      It's like they're fighting to see WHO get's to oppress liberals and progressives.

    9. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by tindur · · Score: 1

      But on the other hand, it is illegal without a licence, and for a very good reason, and to give this knowlegde to unlicenced kids? If kids weren't "bad" enough, you train them to run around and blow stuff up?
      Car bombs don't kill people. People do.
    10. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by donaldm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Suicide bombers are normally not trained in the manufacture of explosive devices and in many cases all that is required of them is devotion (fanaticism) to press a button or throw a switch to set the explosive off. I would even go as far to say that they don't really have any idea what the explosive will do to their body assuming you can find all the body parts.

      It is usually a skilled technician or chemist who is the one who actually oraganises the manufacture of the explosive for the suicide bomber and it would be rare for them to actually use the product themselves. Of course they would most likely take the attitude that their part in the jihad is too important for them to actually kill themselves.

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    11. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by edittard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I'm saying is that kids should not be licensed to work with explosives at such a young age.
      If it's mentioned in the article that the attendees will qualify for any kind of license or permit, can you point out where? I didn't see it.
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    12. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's one huge problem you seem to have completely left out of your post. YOU CAN'T BUY EXPLOSIVES WITHOUT PROPER LICENSING/PERMITS/ETC. And as someone said, this course doesn't give you a license to posses/obtain explosives. (I don't believe you can even hold said license until you're 18 anyway.)

      But you know what, let's pretend that explosives are widely available. You have two cases:
      Case 1:
      Kids have explosives. Kids do not go to this course and thus have no training. They play with explosives and blow themselves up.

      Case 2:
      Kids have explosives. Kids go to this course and thus DO have training. They know how to safely use them and thus don't end up killing themselves.

      Attempting to restrict information is never a good idea if that same information is already available in any form. For example, all of this information is already in a book or on the Internet somewhere. Restricting it just leaves an aura of curiosity around it.

      I don't understand your argument of "The safety training these kids get will be unlikely to stick". Why would the safety training not stick? I find it interesting that a lot of people are willing to believe that kids immediately think that being safe is bad or "uncool". The belief that kids won't be safe simply because it involves safety is completely unfounded and more likely a result of your own fear than anything else.

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    13. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know this is way too much thinkofthechildren, but as a kid, I nearly blew my hands of several times, and I dont want my kids to do what I did.

      Can't really think any of friends at kids didn't nearly blow of fingers or eyes. You end up getting yourself injured with stuff like explosives when you have no idea what you are doing. Blowing things up teaches you how things blow up and how to set the fuse. I'd rather teach my kids the knowledge that I learned while doing bad stuff than have them getting same scars and keep them in one piece.

      Getting the information how to do things is pretty easy from books and net, learning how to do it safely has to be learned from the hard way, hopefully by somebody else, or to be teached. I'd rather by teaching my kids how to handle napalm than taking them to hospital after "ooops, it does burn, thow some water on it".

    14. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

      But the car bombs help, if only a little.

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    15. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Macthorpe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone give this guy a modpoint! If I had one to give, I would.

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    16. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by skulgnome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quite right. Kids are good at following instructions, as long as those instructions make sense. Going completely over the top on the safety stuff leads to (deserved) disrespect towards those instructions and then, in some cases, may lead to the stupider kids doing stupid shit. But in the general case, kids are very very interested in their own safety around dangerous shit.

      My country, shop classes in upper secondary and high schools teach kids basic tasks like how to operate very real, very serious tools from bandsaws to circular saws and lathes, welding (arc and two-gas), metalworking (the typical item made is an oversized spoon for throwing water in a sauna) and various techniques of soldering electronics components. Yet the number of accidents is very low, generally due to the quality of teaching is high across the board but most of all because kids 1) learn rather quickly and 2) with the exception of the dumb ones, have a very good instinct for self-presevation especially around tools that are designed so that they can be operated safely. I assume things are very similar in the US, at least in some of the more progressive states.

      There's nothing I see as being particularly dangerous in a "miner jr." camp compared to a circular saw that'll cheerfully take off both of your hands at the wrist if you fuck up well enough. At least proper explosives are close as can get to inert until triggered, preferably from a healthy distance and then some. Hell, a mining explosives camp sounds like just the thing for children of mining families; not many places to train when you're young for the kind of thing your parents did.

    17. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by olehenning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, you need a permit to buy explosives, but you can still make explosives yourself. Homemade bombs can be quite effective. Who's to stop someone from blowing up a gas canister? People with farming backgrounds could be able to get hold of ammonium nitrate, and mixed with fuel oil, that can be enormously devastating. Just ask Terry Nichols. But hey, I guess as long as these kids SWEAR (Cross their heart and hope to die!) not to use their newfound knowledge about explosives maliciously, it's ok.

    18. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by glas_gow · · Score: 1

      there is some danger in proliferating knowledge of destructive explosions to people not old enough to drive

      On Saturday, only a few miles from here, a SUV was driven into the airport, thankfully the propane canisters inside never exploded as intended. Maybe limiting the proliferation of knowledge of destructive explosions to people not old enough to drive, would be a better solution.

    19. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by gomiam · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh, you mean newfound knowledge like this? Or this?

      As some else has already said, the knowledge is available now. At least, allow this (quite old anyway) kids to know which precautions the must take. If any of them is intent on doing harm, they won't go here anyway (how much knowledge do you need to blow up a gas canister?).

    20. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by mikael · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that taking this course is going to make any person a greater danger to themselves or anyone else. Going by various news reports and research, there are plenty ways of injuring yourself without resorting to industrial explosives:

      There was a kid who blinded himself after messing about with a frog and a potato gun with his friends

      And there are 9000 injuries due to fireworks each year.

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    21. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Sooo.... I should just use the free resource at hand called the internet right? Goodness knows, saftey is the first priority then.

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    22. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Noexit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, um, you wouldn't allow kids to take drivers education because they're unlicensed? Yeah, that works.

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    23. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be all that skilled to make something dangerous. You only have to be slightly skilled to make something that is dangerous when you want it to be, but safe the rest of the time. The chemistry involved in making speed is more difficult, yet plenty of junkies are making it in their bathtubs - most don't even blow themselves up.

      The only hard part about any of this is procuring the raw materials, depending on the desired final product all of which might be legal to own (separately) in small quantities.

      When I saw fireworks last night, I went with a ChemE friend of mine who works part time seasonally for the fireworks company shooting the show. He was bemoaning the tighter regulations post 9/11 around explosives. He got into chemistry by making a few small fireworks in his parent's basement, but is now not willing to risk a raid on his own house to mess around with things he is well trained to handle.

    24. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Ours · · Score: 1

      What? Licensing is for using explosives, not to have knowledge of them.
      There is a big difference there. Where I live, I'm required to learn how to use a rifle (mandatory military service). This doesn't give me a license to use one.

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    25. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Agripa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to admit that the various safety lessons I had concerning firearms did not really stick until my best friend shot me through the hand when I was 16. Granted, it was an air rifle but it still did go completely through my hand and operating my motorcycle clutch on the way back to camp was not a trivial exercise. After that, I was nervous even when paintball guns were not pointed in a safe direction.

      Now when I teach firearms safety, I have the student teach me back and I question the reasoning for each rule just to verify as much as possible that they understand and to force them to do extra consideration. The mindset when working with dangerous technology needs to include the foresight into what could go wrong. Understanding the context of each safety rule is very helpful.

    26. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't you also write bomb's? If you can't even handle a simple pluralization, your opinion is worthless.

    27. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've got an old chemistry book from 1902...


      Funny, that you should say that. I, also, have a collection of old chemistry, physics, &c. books. Have you looked at the modern versions? They've been sanitized, in a way. No more thermite. No more TNT, NI3,&c. They're taking the fun out of science, these days. If things keep on, as they have been going, they (whoever is behind this sanitizing of science curriculum) are going to wind up taking the science out of science.


      Why is it that we are teaching students *less*, today, than was (fairly) common knowledge a century ago?

    28. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by pla · · Score: 1

      There's one huge problem you seem to have completely left out of your post. YOU CAN'T BUY EXPLOSIVES WITHOUT PROPER LICENSING/PERMITS/ETC.

      Black powder.
      Match heads (no, they don't just burn, they decompose, making them a high explosive).
      Cold packs (the classic "fuel oil" bomb, the fuel actually does nothing but keep it dry).

      And for the suicidal do-it-yourselfers...
      Ammonia + iodine.
      Toluene + sulfuric acid, + nitric acid.
      Or for that matter, nitric acid + just about anything (glycerine, hexamine, corn starch, etc).


      If someone wants to blow something up, no pesky licensing scheme will stop them. Education, awareness, and most importantly, not pissing in the rest of the world's Cheerios will do far more to keep us safe than trusting Uncle Sam to wrap the world in Nerf.

    29. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Aliriza · · Score: 1

      Suicide bombers have their own camps , maybe we should held a competition.

    30. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Torvaun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh. I remember my shop teacher teaching safety. He picked up a wooden dowel, compared it's thickness to that of his thumb, started the bandsaw, and swung the dowel into the blade in a sorta careless fashion. He then turned off the bandsaw, held up the bisected dowel, and said, "This is why safety is important."

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    31. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My country, shop classes in upper secondary and high schools teach kids basic tasks like how to operate very real, very serious tools from bandsaws to circular saws and lathes, welding (arc and two-gas), metalworking (the typical item made is an oversized spoon for throwing water in a sauna) and various techniques of soldering electronics components. Yet the number of accidents is very low, generally due to the quality of teaching is high across the board but most of all because kids 1) learn rather quickly and 2) with the exception of the dumb ones, have a very good instinct for self-presevation especially around tools that are designed so that they can be operated safely. I assume things are very similar in the US, at least in some of the more progressive states. I'd wager it's more similar in the regressive states. The more 'progressive' areas seem to have picked up the idea that a college education is the end all be all, and that you've somehow failed if you went to a vocational institute and learned to be a car mechanic or a plumber.

    32. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by abb3w · · Score: 1

      YOU CAN'T BUY EXPLOSIVES WITHOUT PROPER LICENSING/PERMITS/ETC

      Gasoline is available on almost every street corner; the fumes are explosive, and no licensing is required.

      Mixing in Potassium chlorate or Sodium chlorate will make an explosive slurry; both are hard to purchase in quantities enough to make a serious bomb (IE, one that does more than kill you), but can be manufactured without massive difficulty using salt, water, a couple pieces of graphite, and an old computer power supply.

      But you know what, let's pretend that explosives are widely available.

      Sounds about right.

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    33. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny


      Now when I teach firearms safety, I have the student teach me back and I question the reasoning for each rule just to verify as much as possible that they understand and to force them to do extra consideration. The mindset when working with dangerous technology needs to include the foresight into what could go wrong. Understanding the context of each safety rule is very helpful.


      And then you shoot them in the hand to make sure it really sticks ;-)

    34. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      YOU CAN'T BUY EXPLOSIVES WITHOUT PROPER LICENSING/PERMITS/ETC. One shouldn't, and one is not allowed to, but I wouldn't go so far as to assume that one can't acquire explosives.

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    35. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by abb3w · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed that the far-right fundie Christian crazies don't actually align with the far-right fundie Muslim crazies. After all, they want pretty near the same thing and the fundie Muslim crazies can do a better job of the abortion clinic bombings, and cheaper. Why not just outsource?

      Mainly because the Islamists are still holding a grudge about those Crusades around the twelfth and thirteenth centuries over who got to keep Jerusalem. There are secondary factors, but most tie by a pretty short string to that bloody city.

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    36. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by bbcisdabomb · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are over 9000 firework-related injuries every year. Out of how many people? There are 300,000 REGISTERED people living in America these days, with (just pulling this out of my ass) probably somewhere around 10,000 illegals in the country as well. How many of these injuries are first-degree burns? The article states 9,000 emergency room patients every year. I had a friend whose parents would take him to the emergency room for a sliver. I'm not convinced.

      Also, how many of those were from stupid people doing stupid things? If you follow the guidelines on the package, or even just use some common sense, fireworks are actually very safe to use. Don't point that roman candle at your friend, it's shooting FLAMING BALLS out of the end! Don't give that sparkler to a three-year old, it's a piece of BURNING METAL ON A STICK!

      Yes, there are some dangerous "fireworks". Look at M-80's. Those aren't fireworks, those are explosives. Same with cherry bombs. I'll agree that they're dangerous, but not your normal fireworks.

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    37. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      And then you shoot them in the hand to make sure it really sticks ;-)

      I suspect that would merely teach that some instructors are dangerous and insane. :)

      I do show the scar though which is almost unnoticeable.

    38. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      First of all, they're not kids. They're at least young adults: junior and senior high school students who are interested in enrolling at the university. These are kids who are interested in going to a school that concentrates on engineering...

      Well...which one is it?
    39. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gasoline is available on almost every street corner; the fumes are explosive, and no licensing is required.

      No they aren't. Gasoline is "just" flammable.

      Real explosives are hard to get, and for good reason.

    40. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by onion_joe · · Score: 1
      Absolutely. At my alma mater (Colorado School of Mines, for those interested in me tooting my own horn) this kind of safety training was KEY. An old friend at the geology museum at Mines set up quite the modern blasting techniques display, and we regularly took MSHA (Mining Safety and Health Administration, the mining counterpart to OSHA) courses to maintain certification. And I got my HAZWHOPER cert several years ago so I can safely handle hazardous materials. This type of course gives these young adults just the thing they need to realize what a potentially dangerous and [resultingly] highly regulated environment explosive handling and usage is. Good for U of M.

      Heck, CSM should be doing this, what with Rolla getting a one up on them. Get those kiddos young and they will be hooked for life :-)

      -Joe

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    41. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I do show the scar though which is almost unnoticeable.

      With safety lessons it is really hard to find the correct way to show most dangerous situations that could happen. If you keep preaching that this and this is dangerous, with teenagers everything goes in from one year and out from other. Showing the fun and good times that they are expecting from dangerous activities on safe circumtatios and then showing the bad things that have happened to you will give you more respect. When they think that something is fun and cool, old farts dont's doesn't get that much attention. Showing that it is safe to have fun in certain way and then being able to show what happens when you do stupid stuff will get you more hearing ears.

      Problem is that because of the lagal issues you cannot really show the real bad stuf and how those are done. If you show how to destroy something in safe way, you might end up in court when somebody of our 'class' gets cought doing the same stuff. it is safer to you to let kids learn things on bad way from books and net, you will get the responsibility of their doingd after showing them the safe way.

    42. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by coopex · · Score: 1

      If you're gonna post a link to explosives information, why not go for the bible (The Chemistry of Powder and Explosives ), not some retard's "cookbook".

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    43. Re:Suicide Bombers anyone? by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      have a very good instinct for self-presevation especially around tools that are designed so that they can be operated safely. I assume things are very similar in the US, at least in some of the more progressive states.

      Reminds me of the joke.."What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies ?"
      "What's this button do ?"

      My brother worked in a machine shop, and they told that one over and over for years.

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  3. uhm, what? by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Application deadline is April 1, 2007"

    So why is this even being submitted now? It's not like it has any relevance for the rest of the year.

    1. Re:uhm, what? by GizmoToy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea, and not only was the deadline April Fool's Day, but even if this somehow managed to not be a joke the course dates were June 3 - 9 and June 17 - 23. There'd be Explosives Camp alumni by now!

    2. Re:uhm, what? by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Well it may be April Fool in the US but in Australia this type of course is available as a one semester subject (the costs seems to be similar to the US course). Doing a course like this can lead to a job in the mining or demolition industry, however jobs like this are quite dangerous and the locations can be quite remote, that is why these people are well paid.

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    3. Re:uhm, what? by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      You really thought the slashdot community needed to be told that mining/demolition jobs were "quite dangerous"?

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    4. Re:uhm, what? by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

      There'd be Explosives Camp alumni by now!
      Yup, they're now recruiting for Retrieving Body Parts from Tree Branches and Reassembling them for Burial Camp. You should see the brochure for that one.
  4. what a blast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a blast.

    GNAA

  5. Forget students.... by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can I go?

    1. Re:Forget students.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people are willing to play with explosives and stuff. My friend and I had the most brilliant idea to suck money of rich guys: instead of shooting clay pigeons, launch a friggin' cow with a catapult and try to shoot it woth a rocketlauncher. Hell, I would want to pay for that kind of shit!

    2. Re:Forget students.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this program is a yearly event.
      I have no clue why the submitter wated till this years was over to submit.

    3. Re:Forget students.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant.

      I suggest you first soak the cow in gasoline and light it up right before launch so the heat-seeking missile can lock on it.

  6. April fools day by ghoul · · Score: 5, Funny

    The application deadline is on April Fool's day? Isnt that a blast?

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    1. Re:April fools day by apt142 · · Score: 1

      That was months ago. Looks like our chances of applying have gone up in smoke.

    2. Re:April fools day by edittard · · Score: 1

      Seems like business is booming.

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    3. Re:April fools day by apt142 · · Score: 1

      That's a volatile supposition.

  7. Why US citizenship? by ghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is US citizenship required? Its especially funny as the professor conducting the camp is a Briton and not a US citizen. And its not like mines us explosives only in the US. People come to the US from all over the world for the best education available. Why would you think a foreigner who wants to be a mining engineer is not a valid candidate?

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    1. Re:Why US citizenship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guilt, limited liability.
      The simple answer I image is Public Relations. I imagine the federal government would look down on it too. Also programs like that are subsidized by the state, and other organizations. It might not be a good use of the Missouri tax payer dollars to invite people from all over the world.

    2. Re:Why US citizenship? by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop. Think. A Briton is in America, wanting American citizens - and only American citizens - to play with extremely dangerous explosives. There can be only one explanation. Revenge for The A-Team and Knight Rider.

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    3. Re:Why US citizenship? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      might not be a good use of the Missouri tax payer dollars to invite people from all over the world
      So do what English universities do - charge them the full cost of tuition. (In fact, I imagine all unis do that, but my only direct experience is of English ones)

      The US-only thing is simple - it's so no-one can claim they're training foreign terrorists, simple as that.
    4. Re:Why US citizenship? by colmore · · Score: 1

      Many US universities have special scholarship programs for students from abroad.

      The fact that non-citizens can gain access to our university system is one of the big things that keeps our immigration rates of highly skilled professionals sky high. For decades the US knowledge work economy has been too large to run on local brains alone.

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    5. Re:Why US citizenship? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Why is US citizenship required?"

      In a post 9-11 world, is it really surprising things like that are done to cover their butts?

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    6. Re:Why US citizenship? by bdjacobson · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why is US citizenship required? Its especially funny as the professor conducting the camp is a Briton and not a US citizen. And its not like mines us explosives only in the US. People come to the US from all over the world for the best education available. Why would you think a foreigner who wants to be a mining engineer is not a valid candidate? Because certain ethnic groups of varying nationalities have a very real desire to take their understanding of explosives back home and use on their lifetime sworn enemies (that would be Shiites vs. Sunnis). I see no problem simply requiring US Citizenship, and I'm usually one very taken to conspiracy theories.
    7. Re:Why US citizenship? by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're erroneously assuming that Universities in the US get a significant source of their income from the federal government.

      If you attend a state school, without actually having lived in that state, you pay an arm and a leg to go there, just like the international students do. If you grew up in a state without a good public university system, you're pretty much screwed. Students in Virginia get a much better deal than those in Wyoming.

      Many colleges in the US are also privately owned and operated, which means that everybody pays the same high rate.

      Next year, I'll be studying in the UK instead of at my state school in the US. Even with the dollar tanking, it's still cheaper to pay the "full" UK tuition than my (relatively inexpensive) out-of-state tuition here.

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    8. Re:Why US citizenship? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Many state universities will exempt you from paying out of state tuition if there doesn't exist a degree from a state university in your home state. Georgia Tech did this with nuclear engineering, for instance.

    9. Re:Why US citizenship? by Hallowed · · Score: 1

      I work in the mining industry, and thanks the post 9/11 homeland security laws, you must pass a background check and be a US Citizen or hold a valid green card in order to handle explosives.

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    10. Re:Why US citizenship? by djpompey · · Score: 1

      The short answer is "It's the law." Here's the long answer:

      UMR offers an Explosives Engineering emphasis within the Mining Engineering degree program. Certain key courses require either U.S. citizenship or permanent resident alien status, in compliance with the Safe Explosives Act (one part of the Homeland Security Act of 2002). http://www.atf.gov/explarson/safexpact/

      If you want to be a mining engineer but can't get permanent resident alien status, you are not excluded from the entire university or even from the Mining Engineering department. You simply cannot get that particular minor. Since UMR is the only institution in the country offering that minor, it could hardly be considered essential to ones career.

      ghoul: True, the article says that Dr. Worsey is British (and stocky), but what leads you to think he isn't a U.S. citizen? If not, he would likely be a permanent resident alien, since he clearly has long term employment in the U.S.

    11. Re:Why US citizenship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People come to the US from all over the world for the best education available."

      LOL keep telling yourself that, one day it might be true.

    12. Re:Why US citizenship? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Right. There's nothing a US citicen can't do as well as one of those aliens! Support your country, train your own terrorists, so you don't have to hire them from abroad!

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    13. Re:Why US citizenship? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Could be that part of the camp is subsidized by the United States government which dictates that only US Citizens be involved.

    14. Re:Why US citizenship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know the full story today, but when I was studying at Rolla in the 70's, the Mining Engineering department (as well as the Petroleum Eng, Metallurgical Eng, and Ceramics Eng. departments) were heavily subsidized by industry. Virtually every student in those majors was on scholarship (not a loan!). Materials and extraction are not dazzling fields like Electrical and Computing Engineering, or Aerospace Engineering so they don't attract many students, but they got the best scholarships and the best employment offers, both for paid summer employment and permanent placement after graduation. Furthermore, many of the most generous MSM/UMR/MUST (past, present and future names of the school) donors graduated from those majors.

      This program is clearly a recruiting tool for the Mining Engineering department, and was probably heavily subsidized by the mining industry and the mining supply industry. Note also that admission is competitive, and that applicants must submit an essay and a letter of recommendation from their high school.

    15. Re:Why US citizenship? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Why is US citizenship required?

      That's because it is a ripoff. You can get training free, without U.S. citizenship in many Middle Eastern countries.

    16. Re:Why US citizenship? by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      People come to the US from all over the world for the best education available. Why would you think a foreigner who wants to be a mining engineer is not a valid candidate? I came to the US in 2003 to Georgia Tech as an Aerospace Engg major. Although I picked AE because it was first on the list (and I didn't find out about Undecided Engineering until later), I wanted to see if I could just do AE (too lazy to figure out what I want to do with my life). When I went and talked to my advisor, he told me that things were going to be extremely difficult for me to go anywhere with my Aerospace degree since I was an international student (scholarships, internships, co-op jobs, entry-level jobs, graduate fellowships would all be restricted more than in other fields). Although most people WANT things to be better for international students (especially if they personally know some), at the end of the day, the fear of terrorism and us 'stealing' your jobs trumps giving foreigners equal opportunity. We're used to it. P.S. I ended up switching to Mechanical Engg. and was hired as a co-op by a software company(that did not hire AEs) where I worked on Aerospace related projects for firms that would not accept my resume. Poetic justice I say! Cheers!
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    17. Re:Why US citizenship? by icebrain · · Score: 1

      I just graduated with AE from Georgia Tech this past May. During the five years I was there, I saw a lot of people come into the AE program because "it sounded cool" or, no offense, it was the first one on the list. 90% of them changed majors, or dropped out of Tech entirely. The department is a little more insular than the others, and seems to have a lot of old grouchy guys who just want to be doing research. They seem downright sadistic sometimes, and some of the professors are so old-school that they won't allow the use of any 3D CAD programs during senior design. They want everything hand-drawn, and don't allow unconventional designs. I think they're bitter that they had to use slide rules and draw by hand, and would make the students do that too, if they could get away with it.

      I tell a lot of freshmen coming in that, unless they have been living and breathing airplanes or spacecraft for most of their lives, and know that they won't want to work in any other field besides AE, they should just go ahead and change majors.

      A lot of the reason why international students have such a hard time finding positions at aerospace companies is due to ITAR (arms trade regulations) requirements. Doesn't matter if something is actually a weapon system or not, ITAR affects almost everything in the aerospace field, and electronics/IT too.

      Many companies also do a lot of work for government/military projects, nearly all of which are restricted to US nationals due to security concerns. Hiring foreign nationals means they are less flexible and can't readjust their work force as easily.

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    18. Re:Why US citizenship? by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      I just graduated with AE from Georgia Tech this past May. During the five years I was there, I saw a lot of people come into the AE program because "it sounded cool" or, no offense, it was the first one on the list. 90% of them changed majors, or dropped out of Tech entirely. Good stuff! Aerospace is nasty I've heard, but then, what program at Tech isn't? I've ended up specializing in CAD/CAE applications and even did a seminar in the ASDL for optimization software. I do see my fair share of AE freshmen who couldn't hack it as a TA for MATLAB, but then again, rocket science isn't for everybody eh?

      I tell a lot of freshmen coming in that, unless they have been living and breathing airplanes or spacecraft for most of their lives, and know that they won't want to work in any other field besides AE, they should just go ahead and change majors. It was the reverse for me. I am not an aerospace geek (more of a CAE nerd), but I did end up getting involved a fair bit in the Aerospace field (apart from Automotive/control system/environmental stuff). From my perspective, I would have possessed much the same skills had been AE, ME or EE - pretty much any field where CAE plays a significant role. This is probably why I did not care that had to change majors. However, the damn major change process was a pain.

      Many companies also do a lot of work for government/military projects, nearly all of which are restricted to US nationals due to security concerns. Hiring foreign nationals means they are less flexible and can't readjust their work force as easily. This is what I am worried about. Even if the security concern with international students is justified (I'm sure Americans can be bought, but maybe Indians charge less for classified information?), why do equal opportunity recruitment policies do not extend to international students? Companies should have a requirement for security clearance if they are dealing with sensitive information, but a blanket ban on work-eligible international students applying is a little unfair. But then again, it is not a right of ours and we are used to it. In fact, why would citizens of any nation increase competition for him/herself by allowing foreigners to apply on an equal footing?
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    19. Re:Why US citizenship? by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      why do equal opportunity recruitment policies do not extend to international students

      why would citizens of any nation increase competition for him/herself Maybe they don't like international students because their 'grammer' is horrible

      Cheers!
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    20. Re:Why US citizenship? by value_added · · Score: 1

      Stop. Think. A Briton is in America, wanting American citizens - and only American citizens - to play with extremely dangerous explosives. There can be only one explanation. Revenge for The A-Team and Knight Rider.

      Those darned Britons, huh?

      There's a second explanation. The Briton was actually an unexploded and unemployed Scotsmen belonging to the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

      Expect a news story about a Briton cloning a man with three buttocks next.

    21. Re:Why US citizenship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe they don't like international students because their 'grammer' is horrible

      not sure someone who cannot spell "grammar" correctly should be allowed such an opinion!?

      if you don't mind, i know of a few schools in germany where you might learn some good english - but not sure we accept those international students?

    22. Re:Why US citizenship? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Three words: Boston TNT party.

    23. Re:Why US citizenship? by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      not sure someone who cannot spell "grammar" correctly should be allowed such an opinion!? That is why I put 'grammer' in quotes :) Contrary to evidence otherwise, I speak and write perfectly good English... I think

      if you don't mind, i know of a few schools in germany where you might learn some good english - but not sure we accept those international students? Wait... So you're from Germany? I apologize for being an insensitive clod, but the only thing I can think of right now is... GRAMMAR NAZI!!!
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    24. Re:Why US citizenship? by ghoul · · Score: 1

      The Sunni Shite hatreds are no worse than the Black White divide. Teaching American students how to use explosives is no better. I am pretty sure if ever USA got invaded and lost its central government blacks killing whites and whites killing blacks would make Baghdad today look like a picnic in the park

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  8. Sign me up! by AciesD · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dad will be so proud.

  9. School Mines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think all schools should have a mine.

    Preferably a salt mine - they can use it for detention.

    1. Re:School Mines by weighn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think all schools should have a mine but if each school had a mine of its own, what use would the curriculum be?
      and how could we compare student grades across different schools?
      oh, nevermine...
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    2. Re:School Mines by jadin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We cannot allow a school mineshaft gap!

    3. Re:School Mines by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on now... this is a serious matter. And that is why I am introducing the "No Child Left in a Mine" bill to congress this summer...

    4. Re:School Mines by weighn · · Score: 1

      that is why I am introducing the "No Child Left in a Mine" bill to congress this summer... no, don't do that - the cost of wages will skyrocket!
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    5. Re:School Mines by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Come on now... this is a serious matter. And that is why I am introducing the "No Child Left in a Mine" bill to congress this summer...

      I'm going to oppose that bill with all my power...after all, a mine is a terrible thing to waste!
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    6. Re:School Mines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A mine is a terrible thing to waste."
              -uNF

  10. Wtf? by doyoulikeworms · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you were going to blow shit up, Osama style, you would certainly NOT need to go to a childs' educational camp to do it. More power to people making science more interesting for kids.

    1. Re:Wtf? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Really?

      I have a different take on this one. Even if it started with good intentions, it will very soon end in: "More power to people making sure the Homeland Security no-fly database is populated from as early age as possible".

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    2. Re:Wtf? by bateleur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say that, but the most recent terrorists in London were incompetent and could have learned a lot from such a camp.

      (Not that I'm advocating banning such camps, just pointing out not all terrorists have access to proper training.)

    3. Re:Wtf? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      They were using gas cylinders not dynamite... sure they could have used a little knowledge in how a detonator works, but they were smart people (at least half of them were qualified doctors) and knew how to use google.. the info is out there, they just didn't use it.

    4. Re:Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even if they had had detonators, the lack of an oxidising agent to mix with the propane would have precluded anything more than a messy fireball.

      Seeing as they were doctors, I'm surprised they didn't nick some nitrous oxide and try a simple fuel-air type device :P

    5. Re:Wtf? by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

      the info is out there, they just didn't use it.
      The GPs point is valid. Whether you're in Scottland Yard or Langley, those sites are tagged, flagged, and bagged when such queries are made. After that, rounding up the inquisitive is simple math. In small part, I believe this is why this camp is safe since it's open. Cockroaches prefer the dark, and with the google sunrise come the CIA dressed in Orkin suits wearing shades.
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  11. Iranian terrorists by ghoul · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Now we where the people making all the trains and planes in Iran going boom got their training. No wonder theres a shortage of mining engineers. The CIA pays much better wages than any mining company.

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    1. Re:Iranian terrorists by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1
      Heh, don't complain. This training has several advantage, DHS-wise :

      It is legal and happens publicly, I think the DHS can easily get the list of everyone registered

      It is easy for CIA agents to register and see what really happens there

      It is about explosives used in mines. That is, huge quantities of industrial explosives. I think that such a training is completly useless for a terrorist : they won't say how to plant a bomb in urban area, how to maximize the number of death, how to get into a plane with this or how to make explosives from innocent products.

      IMNA explosive expert, but I suspect the detonators they will use are not handmade and really easy to defuse, for safety. That would be the exact opposite of a bomb detonator.

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    2. Re:Iranian terrorists by Jessta · · Score: 1

      Blowing things up for maximum damage doesn't take much skill, you don't need proper training because an afternoon on the internet will give you a very good start.

      Blowing up a specific target without damaging anything else around is a difficult skill to master that requires lots of training and years to experience.

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    3. Re:Iranian terrorists by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      bomb detonator

      I'd swap that out with 'IED', the military uses a whole lot of bombs and other explosive devices as weapons and they're mostly designed to be really easy to defuse.

      Even mines, without additional modification/tampering, are straighforward to defuse, if time consuming.

      But yes, this course would be of limited use to a terrorist. It's in the usage of commercial explosives(need permit to obtain), commercial detonators(tracked, need permit), involves no training in the concealment of explosives nor smuggling.

      Any terrorists would almost be better off with a copy of the anarchist's cookbook or equivalent.

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    4. Re:Iranian terrorists by ghoul · · Score: 1

      I am not complaining. My point is that we are training a new generation of terrorists - terrorists who we will send into Iran to blow up stuff like the older generation is doing now. After all USA-UK invented terrorism as a method of war during the second world war - remember French Resistance. When you are the weaker side you always use terrorism ;morality be damned; In 41-43 period the allies were pretty much beat and only kept the Germans at bay by employing terrorism on a large scale by airdropping explosives to terrorist cells in Europe. Now the US is the strong opponent so its not surprising the middle east is fighting back the only way they can- using terrorism. It is kind of disingenous to claim moral outrage at 9/11. Sadness yes. Regret that our systems failed to stop the terrorists yes but moral outrage is hypocritical. Of course the comparison to Pearl Harbour still works as the USA provoked Japan into attacking by embargoing them on Oil when they needed the oil to fight their Chinese war and sending American pilots to fly the Chinese airforce. Basically Roosevelt needed the Japanese to attack first as he had promised the American people he would remain neutral but really wanted to be a war president. So both 9/11 and Pearl Harbour were provoked events and not suited to moral outrage - regret and sorrow yes outrage no.

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  12. camp memories by weighn · · Score: 3, Funny

    can't wait to see the end-of-camp group shots - powder smudged faces, bandages, tattered clothing hanging from severed limbs...ah, the memories!

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    1. Re:camp memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be smiling at least.

    2. Re:camp memories by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd make one before the start too. Just in case... "And here would be my buddy Jamey, but ..."

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    3. Re:camp memories by fermion · · Score: 1

      So pretty much like any other camp. Of course you forgot the obligatory loss of virginity.

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    4. Re:camp memories by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      "One time, at explosive camp, I stuck a piece of dynamite up my wahoo."

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  13. Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviouthly it's a technical thchool and not anything near the ivy leagueths... The brothure acthually stateth that the deadline for applicanth is April 1th.

    Yes. The 1th.

    Not the 1st. Becauth they're not that type of inthituthun. Dammit, Jim, they're miners, not phythithiths!

    1. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by jimmux · · Score: 1

      At first I thought you were implying that the article was about another kind of "camp".
      Excuse my ignorance, but I found that more amusing for some reason.

    2. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the deadline is April 1st, wouldn't that make this whole thing an April Fools?
      Just a thought..

    3. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being an Alumni of UMR (or Missouri School of Technology as the name is changing this year) I can assure you that the camp is for real and not an April fools joke. Additionally, questioning the intellegence of the school, when I was there, it had the second highest entrance exam scores of any US institution, second only to MIT.

    4. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, someone should take pictures of their faces when the are informed that they will get shipped to Iraq or Afghanistan which offers the right environment to learn fast and efficiently.

    5. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ath an Igor, we are not amuthed by thith.

    6. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a resident of Missouri's neighbor to the west, it is only appropriate for me to state a well known phrase in the city on the Kaw:

      Muck Fizzou. Even though its Rolla, its still a UM school to me.

    7. Re:Only applicants with a lisp need apply... by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 1

      Oh please know I really meant nothing against your alma mater... just a funny typo, so I took the obvious joke. I'm sure it is a great school. And honestly, what little boy would not want to go to this camp? Hell, what grown man wouldn't want to go? :)

  14. Package Deal by Mia'cova · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder if the kids can get a package deal and go to Jesus Camp too

    1. Re:Package Deal by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Please enlighten me: what do Jesus and explosives have to do with eachother?

    2. Re:Package Deal by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      Please enlighten me: what do Jesus and explosives have to do with eachother?
      He's the bomb.
    3. Re:Package Deal by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Zing!

      So Jesus walks into a hotel, puts 4 nails down on the Counter, and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?".

      Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week. Try the veal!

  15. But explosives are only used by the bad guys... by jonoton · · Score: 2, Informative
  16. Oh well.. by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet if they really wanted to make some money drop the following requirements:

    "This camp is limited to 20 Junior and Senior high school students who are interested in enrolling at UMR and are at least 16 by the first day of camp."

    I am sure there are quite a few people out there with lots of "disposable income" that would pay lots to do this. I know I had to take a look - maybe something worth a week or two of vacation time, especially seeing the 450 dollar price tag (not sure what my upper limit would be, depends on what stuff I get to play with). Alas, being 30+ pretty much puts me out of that class. There are "body guard" classes that take advantage of the same thing - it's neat to drive a car in that manner even if you live in an area that allows controlled live firearm courses.

    Really, I know what I can and can not do and is why I do not play with real explosives, I like really big "booms" yet legally can not purchase them nor do I really know how to safely set them off. One would think there is *someplace* I can pay someone to let me make them, or at least blow some stuff up. I suppose there is too much liability, but I would have thought that with this type of thing even more so than allowing an older group to do so. I have no real excuse if I do something incredibly stupid, yet a 17 year old can get away with many things I can not - the 30+ year olds shouldn't have shown the 17 year olds how sparklers can explode if done wrong.

    To note, I'm happy they have such and am not against it - almost anything the expands our abilities I am for. The previous is just a wish list for "older" people. In fact, I guess the older the more likely they would want too and be able to afford too set off some *big* explosives :)

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    1. Re:Oh well.. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Really, I know what I can and can not do and is why I do not play with real explosives, I like really big "booms" yet legally can not purchase them nor do I really know how to safely set them off.

      That was one of the fun things that I remember as a kid. My great grandfather was a trained demolitions man for the railroad. I got great enjoyment blowing things up with the cantankerous old man =]

      Yes, I got to learn about explosives from my great grandfather, bladed weapons from my martial arts teachers, and various other things from assorted members of my family. Childhood was interesting *grin*

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    2. Re:Oh well.. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      My neighbour was talking yesterday about some place in Texas where you can take a two week class in making and using fireworks. Costs about $1000 apparently. She didn't say where, but I can ask if you like... :)

  17. Re:Bad idea by servognome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Suppose somebody named McVeigh, or Cho attends.
    Anybody could be a terrorist.

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  18. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If other people attended, they might get a free trip to Cuba courtesy of the government?
    Might still get one if they were US citizens, but also Muslim.

    Me? I'm just glad I had a nice chemistry teacher who let us have a little fun in a controlled environment. People are so paranoid these days, though, that I doubt there will be many such teachers in the future, even though I've never harmed a soul with what I learned, and I don't intend to.

  19. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would a terrorist in possession of explosives need to be educated in how to use them to blast off the side of an open pit mine? You don't exactly need any special training to set off explosives in a suicide bomb attack (making explosives on the other hand would need special expertise).

    It is extremely sad that science and chemistry are being destroyed in the name of "fighting terrorism". Explosives, chemistry and other "dangerous terrorist activities" are used extensively in many industries. Most people are completely oblivious to this fact, and don't have a clue about how 'heavy industries' work. Therefore they continually do stupid things like call for a ban of chemistry in school or a ban of explosive substances needed for mining and other industries. School chemistry is already so useless and watered down (mostly because of the threat of litigation if something goes wrong) that I fail to see how there will be enough chemists in the future within mining and manufacturing industries.

  20. Free! by Guzzitza · · Score: 1

    Why pay $450? All we used to do was throw our camp supplied industrial size cans of tuna, baked beans, and spaghetti onto the camp fire.... and run! Just beware the flying lid shrapnel.. oh yeah.. and hot tuna... not great on the nose either.

    1. Re:Free! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Just beware the flying lid shrapnel.. oh yeah.. and hot tuna... not great on the nose either.

      But they're really nice on the ears

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  21. Re:Bad idea by Professr3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can build a bomb without going to a silly camp. With enough determination, I could destroy anything I chose. When will people stop thinking "oh, if we just shut down all the 'dangerous' activities, we'll all be safe from terrorists"? It was communists, now it's terrorists - there's always a boogeyman.

  22. Re:Bad idea by value_added · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We should not take chances with this. Lives are at stake.

    It's this kind of reflex thinking that would encourage someone to get enrolled and attend classes wearing a turban muttering occasional Allahu Akbar under his breath. Just for laughs.

    Lighten up. The country is filled with people who drive cars, own and carry guns, have arguments with their ex-wives, hold a grudge against the IRS, hate the President, or work at the post office. I'd be more worried about the sheer numbers of people in any of those groups before I'd worry about someone who wants to pursue what could be described as a slightly juvenile interest or hobby.

  23. Re:Bad idea by servognome · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When will people stop thinking "oh, if we just shut down all the 'dangerous' activities, we'll all be safe from terrorists"? It was communists, now it's terrorists - there's always a boogeyman.
    I totally agree. Sorry, my point was to refute the racism in the post that I replied to.
    In fact the people who go to the camp would have a greater appreciation of the dangers of explosives and be safer than those idiots on YouTube with the anarchists cookbook.
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  24. Queue the Panic by RavensDark · · Score: 1

    Begin anti-terror rants.
    Surely this will provide GW with proof that terrorist training camps are being set up within the united states. Maybe he will invade.

    Makes about as much sense as panicking about who can go do a course that looks like a lot of fun.

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    1. Re:Queue the Panic by weighn · · Score: 1, Funny

      Surely this will provide GW with proof that terrorist training camps are being set up within the united states no problem, just rename them to "Mythbusters Camps"
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  25. Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by TodMinuit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Screw the Boy Scouts! No one needs to know how to tie a frickin' knot, nor do we need to know how to build a stupid soap box car.

    Lets create the Urban Scouts, where children will learn how to pick locks, phone phreak, hack computers, and social engineer.

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    1. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I was in the cub scouts- didnt learn shit- didn't do shit. Our particular pack/den was worthless.

      Sign me up for your group. (I'm now 26)

    2. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Go ahead. Within 3 years, there would be merit badges for 'Officer Compliance' and 'Bus Route Planning' and 'Quietly Advancing the Agenda of a Church Organization'.

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    3. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      That's okay, I tried to join the scouts when I was in 4th or 5th grade, and they actually rejected me! The said that they'd only accept me if my father volunteered, but I was free to apply anyhow. So I didn't get in, as my father and mother both worked very hard already and just didn't have time.

      It was quite crushing for me as a kid, and I've never forgiven them for it. Sounds like your group was only slightly less worthless than mine.

      On the other hand, if I -had- learned those skills, I probably wouldn't have had time to learn my tech skillset as well (yeah, I was learning to program in 4th grade) and things would have gone very differently... So I should probably thank them for not wasting my time.

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    4. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe me, you can learn all that stuff through the BSA, just not officially. By the time I got my Eagle Scout, I had a fairly good foundation in all the skills you mention. You just have to hang around the *right scouts*, see. I could have also received an education in pipe bombs and incendiaries, but I opted out of that. :-D

      Oh, and knots actually are handy. I wish I had more experience with them.

    5. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by swillden · · Score: 1

      It was quite crushing for me as a kid, and I've never forgiven them for it. Sounds like your group was only slightly less worthless than mine.

      Actually, I'd say your group's requirement for parental support was specifically to avoid being as worthless as the other guy's group.

      I'm a scoutmaster (actually, varsity scout coach -- same thing, older boys) and I can certainly relate. We get along okay with two leaders for nine boys, but we could really use more parental support. We have high adventure camp coming up in August and I'm finding it impossible to get enough fathers to go to fill the adult leadership slots that the camp requires of us, especially since my assistant coach has a work conflict and can only be there half the week. We tell the parents when the boys enroll that they have a duty to help out, but it's tough to get their participation. I almost wish I *could* require parents to volunteer as a precondition to their kids enrolling.

      The flip side, of course, is that boys who have busy parents are often in greater need of the opportunities that scouting provides.

      if I -had- learned those skills, I probably wouldn't have had time to learn my tech skillset as well (yeah, I was learning to program in 4th grade)

      I don't see why you wouldn't have learned to program also. I started writing code in fifth grade (punched cards on a local university mainframe) and became an Eagle scout. I still combine the two, actually. I take my laptop on camping trips and hack in the evenings. I'm looking for a compact, lightweight solar panel I can use to recharge the battery during the day so I can take it backpacking (currently, I only take it when camping in my trailer, which has a 120W panel on top).

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    6. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by sparr0w · · Score: 1

      ISU used to have the hacking part of that... http://www.iac.iastate.edu/summercamp/index.html

    7. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by blincoln · · Score: 1

      No one needs to know how to tie a frickin' knot

      Do you ever plan on moving things in a pickup or on a flatbed? Or go sailing or motorboating? If you're determined to stay in the city, what if you want to rappel off a building? Better carry a lot of rope since you won't be able to disconnect it once you're down and will have to use a different length every time.

      A lot of the stuff I learned in my short time as a Boy Scout was less than practical in the modern world, but knots will be useful for a very long time.

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    8. Re:Lets create the Urban Scouts!!! by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      I'm an Eagle Scout and would love to go through an urban survival course heh heh heh.... On the other hand I did learn some of that in college... I'm 25 now :-)

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  26. Re:Bad idea by nacturation · · Score: 1

    Yes and let's ban the intartubes while we're at it. Last I checked, you could find plans for just about any type of explosive you want. After all, lives are at stake.

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  27. Learning how to blow shit up ... by residents_parking · · Score: 1

    while all the other kids are into Nintendo. But where are the helicopters?!

    1. Re:Learning how to blow shit up ... by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Worse than that, these newfangled games nowadays teach kids violence. Too many explosions and such.

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    2. Re:Learning how to blow shit up ... by residents_parking · · Score: 1

      No fate etc ...

  28. 'Cause Terrorists Are All Named Mohamed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or some other Arabic name. Just ask the people of Oklahoma City.

  29. Safety isn't first by vargasman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did anybody else catch that safety was number 2?

    1. How to prime and shoot dynamite.
    2. Safety precautions when handling explosives.
    3. Where explosives are used.
    4. The curriculum and department of Mining Engineering at UMR.
    5. What careers are available that are explosive related.
    6. How underground blasts work.
    7. How explosives are used in industry.
    8. How to set up and shoot off a fireworks display.

  30. What's good for the goose... by Quietti · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right, so it's OK for USA to teach its kids about explosives? Imagine the outcry if someone heard about a similar program taking place, say, in Iran. I can already see the headline we would be getting: "Iran training dozens of kids into becoming terrorists with an expertise in explosives."

    This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any.

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    1. Re:What's good for the goose... by bdjacobson · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Right, so it's OK for USA to teach its kids about explosives? Imagine the outcry if someone heard about a similar program taking place, say, in Iran. I can already see the headline we would be getting: "Iran training dozens of kids into becoming terrorists with an expertise in explosives."



      This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any.

      You're the only one useing the fuzzy logic here. The US doesn't have religious radicals that go blow themselves up because someone made fun of Jesus. Iran does that would blow themselves up if someone poked fun at Muhammad. That's the whole reason why South Park pulled an ep until they could replace the blasphemic Islamic material with a statue of Mary and make fun of her.

      Your notion that somehow it's same for us to do this as if Iran were doing it is the typical /. baseless USA bashing. Please come up with something original. By your low user ID I thought you would have known better. Or perhaps you do and were simply in search of free mod points. Regardless, point is it's the same reason it's ok for us to have nukes and not allow Iran/NK/China to have them. They would use them. We haven't since WW2, and probably won't considering all the fighting we do now is against rogue undercover militias.
    2. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The US doesn't have religious radicals that go blow themselves up because someone made fun of Jesus.

      Oh really... In particular, note the column "Bombing, Arson, Attempted Bombing or Arson".

    3. Re:What's good for the goose... by beyondkaoru · · Score: 1

      definitely agree with your point. anyway, an unimportant nitpick and|or sidenote, fuzzy logic is something different:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_logic

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    4. Re:What's good for the goose... by Dantoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      LOL. If you're going to deliver a lecture at least get your facts together.

      it's ok for us to have nukes and not allow Iran/NK/China to have them.

      http://http//www.fas.org/nuke/guide/china/index.ht ml/

      China does not need your "permission" to have nuclear weapons.

      They would use them.

      They seem to have managed to avoid using them over the past 50 years somehow despite your dire warning. Still, only one country has launched nuclear strikes against another. Hint: It wasn't China.

      and probably won't considering all the fighting we do now is against rogue undercover militias

      Most reassuring, especially for the rogue undercover militia governments of Panama, Nicaragua, Grenada and Iraq.

      I'm sure it's possible to be patriotic without being culturally blind or xenophobic.
    5. Re:What's good for the goose... by mattydont · · Score: 1

      i would imagine that "Americans training dozens of kids into becoming terrorists with an expertise in explosives" would be the current headline in Afghanistan.

    6. Re:What's good for the goose... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Right, so it's OK for USA to teach its kids about explosives? Imagine the outcry if someone heard about a similar program taking place, say, in Iran. I can already see the headline we would be getting: "Iran training dozens of kids into becoming terrorists with an expertise in explosives."

      This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any."

      Uh, I seriously doubt that they are deomonstrating how to create a 'human bomb' and are more along the lines of how explosives work. Experts in the field are always needed. Think demolishion, mining, or construction. Iran has these types of training schools already. They have construction and mining as well you know.

      And as for the argument 'the US has them and no one else can' really doesn't work. What the hell is the US supposed to say: "We have nukes, so lets give them to every nation in the World." I don't think so. Kumbaya politics never worked and never will. (unless you live in Star Trek world) People want to 'play nice' with other nations, yet they still have their gun of choice under their pillow, or house alarm, or large dog(s) because they can't even trust someone from their neighborhood breaking into their home.

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    7. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also say that The USA are the only country who have used Nukes against civilians, on more than 1 occasion, for me they should not be allowed to have them before others as they show they do have the intent to use them to commit massacre.

    8. Re:What's good for the goose... by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
      >This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any.


      The difference is that the rulers of Iran are criminals. In Iran people are routinely killed for criticizing the government. As compared to the US, which for example restored freedom to Germany and Japan even after having successfully conquered them. Saying that if it's OK for the US to have nukes then it should be OK for Iran to have nukes is like saying that if it's OK for the US government to have nukes then it should be OK for the mafia to have nukes.


      There is a clear, obvious, and indisputable difference between the criminal governments of some countries and the legitimate governments of free countries. Whether a government is criminal or not is not usually just relative to the viewpoint of who is making the judgment. Most criminal governments know that they are criminals and just don't care and they consciously lie when they claim to be legitimate. If a country doesn't have reasonably free speech and reasonably fair elections, then the people of the country are being controlled against their will by some minority, and they are thus under a criminal government. Of course there are some governments which are disputably criminal or borderline criminal, but there are many that are unquestionably criminal. Whether the US has the right to nukes or not, the criminal government of Iran certainly does not.

    9. Re:What's good for the goose... by bri2000 · · Score: 1
      I can't quite work out if you're being sarcastic or not. By your definition pretty much every government in the Middle East (save for Israel and, ironically, the Hamas lot elected in the West Bank) is criminal, including staunch US allies such as Saudi Arabia and Egypt (I don't believe Iraq has a government in the true, legal, sense of the word since it does not appear to be in control of large swathes of its territory and most certainly does not have a monopoly on the use of force within its borders).

      I also think it's misleading to talk about countries having "rights" to nukes, or anything else. If a country is doing something which other countries don't like then those countries have to consider what is an appropriate and proportionate use of their resources to stop that action (which can be anything from diplomatic notes to trade embargos to war). If these sanctions hurt the first country enough then it will stop. This is a pure application of power and the language of rights or morality is not relevant, it's just something we in the West like to say to make us feel righteous and justified in defending our interests as, for some reason, we seem to have become uncomfortable with admitting that we are rich and powerful and use that wealth and power to defend our wealth and power and acquire more. Unfortunately, we have started to believe our own rehtoric and this has trapped us in Iraq years after the mission we went there for (to depose Saddam and check for WMDs) has been completed as we (bizarrely) decided to try to turn Iraq into Belgium rather than just install another strong-man and letting him get on with repression of religious extremists and being a counterweight to Iran. This has left us with hundreds of thousands of troops with extremely exposed supply lines in an area of Iranian influence which stops us from making as vigorous a response to Iranian actions than we otherwise might.

    10. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humm,
      So a ligit goverment which lies about the reasons to invade a country like iraq then, should be classed as a country who is not corrupt.. Im sorry that doesnt wash with me.

    11. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as for the argument 'the US has them and no one else can' really doesn't work. What the hell is the US supposed to say: "We have nukes, so lets give them to every nation in the World." I don't think so. Kumbaya politics never worked and never will. (unless you live in Star Trek world) People want to 'play nice' with other nations, yet they still have their gun of choice under their pillow, or house alarm, or large dog(s) because they can't even trust someone from their neighborhood breaking into their home. You could try going back to the "we're destroying ours if you destroy yours" policy. Which was working quite well untill you decided to break the treaties and start making more nukes.
    12. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a clear, obvious, and indisputable difference between the criminal governments of some countries and the legitimate governments of free countries. Whether a government is criminal or not is not usually just relative to the viewpoint of who is making the judgment. Most criminal governments know that they are criminals and just don't care and they consciously lie when they claim to be legitimate. If a country doesn't have reasonably free speech and reasonably fair elections, then the people of the country are being controlled against their will by some minority, and they are thus under a criminal government. Of course there are some governments which are disputably criminal or borderline criminal, but there are many that are unquestionably criminal. Whether the US has the right to nukes or not, the criminal government of Iran certainly does not.

      That needs to be modded up as high as possible as "funny".

    13. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Capt James McCarthy wrote:
      >
      > And as for the argument 'the US has them and no one else can' really doesn't work.
      > What the hell is the US supposed to say: "We have nukes, so lets give them to every
      > nation in the World." I don't think so. Kumbaya politics never worked and never will.


      It's funny that this is the exact argument the NRA uses to advocate for gun ownership. You probably heard it in the wake of the Virginia Tech massacre: "An armed society makes for a polite society." "If everyone had a gun there'd be less crime." So, by that logic, if every country had nukes, there'd be less war.

      In fact, there's a military doctrine called mutually assured destruction that could be a further, related argument for every country having nukes.

      Anyway, it's not like the US has proven itself to be the best custodian of nuclear weapons. America is the only nation to have used nuclear weapons against another country. More recently, going against a long-standing policy, the Bush administration has expressed its willingness to use nukes even against non-nuclear states. And, as far as other countries possessing nukes, it seems that if you're an ally of the US the US doesn't have a problem with you acquiring nukes. Witness American support for Israel, India, and even Pakistan, despite their (clandestine and dangerous) development of nuclear weapons (not to mention Britain and France). Finally under Bush, America's backed out of the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, and the Bush administration has even outed an agent working in counterproliferation. The hypocrisy and irresponsibility is more than obvious.

    14. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ugh how was that even insightful...

      Uh, I seriously doubt that they are deomonstrating how to create a 'human bomb' and are more along the lines of how explosives work. Experts in the field are always needed. Think demolishion, mining, or construction. Iran has these types of training schools already. They have construction and mining as well you know. And you assume that if Irans will have summer camps, they will be for human bombs? What a great way to jump to stereotypical conclusions.

      People want to 'play nice' with other nations, yet they still have their gun of choice under their pillow, or house alarm, or large dog(s) because they can't even trust someone from their neighborhood breaking into their home. Neighborhood?! Most likely you're trying to protect yourself from outcasts/wanderers/drifters/fly by night crews. Chances are if you're going to be robbed for leaving your house unlocked, it will be from someone who lives at least 5 miles away, nowhere near your neighborhood, maybe not even in your town/state/country. In fact, I'd prefer to have a gun under the pillow in case another country invades, least I can go down fighting.
    15. Re:What's good for the goose... by CiaranC · · Score: 1

      This might seem crazy, but I dont have a gun, or a dog or an alarm in my house.

      Its called "living outside the US".

    16. Re:What's good for the goose... by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
      bri2000 wrote:

      By your definition pretty much every government in the Middle East (save for Israel and, ironically, the Hamas lot elected in the West Bank) is criminal, including staunch US allies such as Saudi Arabia and Egypt

      Correct. Nearly all or maybe all Muslim countries are controlled by criminal governments because their governments don't allow freedom of speech, such as the right to publicly criticize Islam. It doesn't even matter if the majority of the people support laws against blasphemy because the people can't come to an informed decision if there isn't freedom of speech on the subject.

      Sometimes the US makes allies with criminal governments because the US is unable and/or unwilling to do what's necessary to liberate the people of those countries, and the US might as well get what cooperation it can.

      The sad thing about Iraq is that the US had to stand by and allow Iraq to become a non free country because the US was afraid to fight for true freedom of speech in the new Iraq constitution. Hopefully democracy can still take hold and eventually full freedom can be obtained in Iraq.

      bri2000 wrote:

      ...rights or morality is not relevant, it's just something we in the West like to say to make us feel righteous and justified in defending our interests...Unfortunately, we have started to believe our own rehtoric...

      No, rights and morality are not just something we say and they are relevant and real and objective, not relative. Many Americans vote and fight based partly on their interest in bringing justice to oppressed people. It's not just rhetoric. From the way you write, it seems that you don't believe in justice. It's as if you think it's OK to stand by and watch while people are being victimized by criminals. That's sad.

      bri2000 wrote:

      ...this has trapped us in Iraq years after the mission we went there for (to depose Saddam and check for WMDs) has been completed as we (bizarrely) decided to try to turn Iraq into Belgium rather than just install another strong-man and letting him get on with repression of religious extremists and being a counterweight to Iran.

      That's disgusting. I suppose you think the US should have just found some dictators to replace Hitler and the emperor of Japan as well, rather than free those people. You don't seem to understand that WMDs were mainly just an excuse to persuade the public to support the war. The main reasons for going into Iraq were to stabilize the region in the long term by bringing democracy and to get positioned to deal with Iran and Syria and others.

      an AC wrote:

      So it's ok to nuke a nation when you are "saving" them.

      No, it's OK for a legitimate government to save itself by nuking a nation run by a criminal government. Although at the time the US still had segregation and was therefore under a criminal government itself.

      an AC wrote:

      You have the same ideology of the pre-world war Germany and Japanese. "We'll help the world to be better, therefore, we are allowed to kill as many as we want to defend our ideology", and you still talk about freedom.

      Attacking a government in order to liberate a people is not imposing anything on the people. It makes no sense to criticize the US for trying to get other countries to be governed by the US ideology, when the US ideology is that countries should be governed however the people want to govern them(as determined by vote), and that they should have freedom of speech so they can make an informed decision.

      an AC wrote:

      US have enough people convinced that they are the good and so they can demand everyone else not to have guns, when they have a really poor internal gun control policy, and they "free" to have as many as they want. Isn't that ironic?

      I don't follow you here. The US doesn't want the proliferation of nuclear weapons, but I

    17. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seem to be at least three major differences:

      1.. Organization. Fundamentalist Christians have a few disparate protest organizations which incite a few nut jobs, but they don't train or support them directly. Even a republican fundamentalist Christian president offers only tepid support to fundamentalist Christian causes.

      2. Funding -- One group is funded bu wealthy oil sheiks. Although both Arabs and Euro-Americans use religion to keep lower classes down and obedient, the disparity between rich and poor is worse in the Arab world, with the rich all too willing to support the terrorists.

      3. Level of Devotion. -- No fundamentalist Christian, to the best of my knowledge, has killed themselves in an attack. They are more likely to hide for a couple of years, and then plead their way out of the death penalty http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Robert_Rudolph

    18. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kumbaya politics never worked and never will.

      Kumbaya or not, Iran is a country/region in its 1000 and more years of existence has not attacked any other country. And we do know who instigated and helped Saddam to pick a fight with Iran. And we also know what US has done all these years.

    19. Re:What's good for the goose... by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any.

      When, in fact, it is even worse. USA is the only one ever even to actually use the nuclear weapons. 250,000 dead... talking about WMD.

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    20. Re:What's good for the goose... by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any.
      Just like the ski resort where girls are looking for husbands and husbands are looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as you may think: Iran's present leader has stated as one of his goals the destruction of Israel which, no matter how hard one may try to argue the point, is a great deal more worrisome than any real or perceived imperial power mongering on the part of the USA.

      I'm sure you can agree that if your next door neighbor shouted loudly across the street that he's gonna "f--- you up good", you'd have cause for worry when he takes a drive down to the gun store soon after.

      That's the real problem with countries like Iran: their leadership is too often enchanted with radicalism which inspires about as much admiration and confidence among the more mature peoples of the world as a rabid drunk does at the Saturday matinee. Allowing such nations to have nuclear weapons is somewhere between unconscionable and insane.
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    21. Re:What's good for the goose... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      You're right.

      Kids sent to explosives camp should be given moral guidance first, by sending them to Bible (or $IDEOLOGY) camp!

      - RG>

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    22. Re:What's good for the goose... by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      How many casualties were there in the Cold War?

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    23. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... and during the next big war, I'm guessing that the US will be asked to send lots of guns over to your country like we did during WWII. Guess that means I'll need to buy a couple more for you and store'em 'til the time comes.

      You don't mind if I break'em in a bit before I send them over there, do you? :-)

    24. Re:What's good for the goose... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Its called "living outside the US".
      Great, I live outside the US too! Give me your address, would you?
    25. Re:What's good for the goose... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      When, in fact, it is even worse. USA is the only one ever even to actually use the nuclear weapons. 250,000 dead... talking about WMD.
      Stupidest. Argument. EVER.

      It's no wonder I hear it so much from anti-american assholes.

      I know this is going to be a strange concept for you, but here goes anyway: things were different in the past! That's right! At one time, burning women for witchcraft was considered a-ok! Drawing and quartering your enemies was a daily event! And theocratic oppression was the game everyone could play!

      The world changes, even if you refuse to change with it. Your argument is the equivalent of stating that nothing should ever get any better. If we once did something "bad", everyone should keep doing it for the rest of eternity. We never have the right to condemn anyones actions, because our great-grandparents may have done the same thing. That sort of moral-equivalence is beyond idiotic. I honestly beleive that people like you are WORSE than the evil people of this world. At least they make an effort to do something. You just sit in the middle swaying with the wind, until it's too late to do anything but be swept away by the hurricane.

      As for your "WMD" nonsense, you ignore the fact that the firebombing of Dresden killed more people than Hiroshima and Nagasaki put together. The A-bombs weren't used for their radioactive properties, or in order to inflict massive casualties - the purpose of dropping those bombs was to scare the shit out of Japan and make them surrender. And guess what, it worked, probably saving millions of lives (on BOTH sides) in the process.
    26. Re:What's good for the goose... by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      My personal instinct is to the left, but I saw a comment on the CIF section of www.guardian.co.uk recently that I feel is relevant; a US poster, in response to a UK poster saying certain actions were "wrong", retorted with "Wrong? Right? It doesn't matter. Staying alive and winning matter."

      And he was right.

    27. Re:What's good for the goose... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      This might seem crazy, but I dont have a gun, or a dog or an alarm in my house.


      I don't have any of those, either.

      It's called living in the US. Stop believing stereotypes.
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    28. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that the rulers of Iran are criminals.

      If one were to make a list of countries which have criminals in government it's doubtful that Iran would be at the top of the list. (More likely the leaders would be USA, UK, Russia, France and China...) Even if you confine youself to South East Asia you have Israel where terrorists can wind up as heads of state and Saudi Arabia which appears to be both corrupt and incompetent.

    29. Re:What's good for the goose... by dlanod · · Score: 1

      Grandparent is correct. There was nothing in that link about people blowing themselves up. The USA just breeds a slightly less suicidal brand of terrorists.

    30. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, as now, most of the violence appears to be the acts of religiously-motivated criminals acting alone.


      It is to be noted that the essentially all pro-life groups are opposed to violence. Most groups that advocate violence tend to be small, often one person organizations. Perpetrators of violent crimes often work independently. The U.S. Justice Department has investigated attacks on clinics and has determined that no conspiracy is involved.



      The above quotes come from the page you point at. There's *not* an organized religious conspiracy that's out to get you. Sounds like someone's not got as open a mind as they think they do....

      Go back and read some more of the religious tolerance site, please.

    31. Re:What's good for the goose... by ghoul · · Score: 1

      The fact remains that if iraq really had WMD , USA would have never dared invade Iraq regardless of what Saddam did. The Iraq war is the perfect reason for Iran and North Korea and any other country on USA's target list to get their own nukes. If not wht happened to Iraq could happen to you. Doesnt really matter if today you are an US ally - US alliance can change very fast. Again the example is Saddam who fought America's and Saudi's war against the Iranians with the understanding the Saudis and Kuwaitis would fund him with loans which noone expected would be paid back but at the end of the war Kuwait demanded repayment and wanted Iraq's best oilfields as payment (these are on the Iraq Kuwait border and before the first gulf war Iraq and Kuwait shared production. Kuwait wanted exclusive pumping rights as repayment of the war loans and after the American invasion got the fields) Of course Saddam was outraged and wanted to teach the Kuwaitis a lesson and he thought he had the go ahead from USA and Saudi to teach the Kuwaitis humility. He was wrong and died for his mistake. Similar miscalculations could happen to other nations and if and when they do their only insurance against the wrath of Uncle Sam are nukes.

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    32. Re:What's good for the goose... by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      It's no wonder I hear it so much from anti-american assholes.

      I am not anti-American. I am anti hypocrisy, anti war and anti 'we-will-tell-you-what-to-think'. And thank you for calling me an asshole, based on a single remark.

      I do not approve the witch burnings, the slave trade (which my grandparents were responsible for), dropping the A-bomb, the war in Iraq, the destroying of Buddha statues by the Taliban, etc.

      I realise things were different in the past, and I realise that dropping the A-bomb probably saved lives (you never know, by the way). The only point that I am trying to make is that USA seems to use different arguments all the time, using whatever suits them best. When I am giving criticism on the USA, for example that they are trying to be the world-police, forcing their views on countries that do not share them, I get the answer "yeah, but you liked it when they liberated Europe!". That was a different time, so it doesn't apply, right?

      I don't like the 'we are right and you are wrong' point of view of the USA, without any self-criticism, or ever admitting they might have been wrong. That's why I like Michael Moore. From where I am standing, he is one of the few that actually is self-criticising. And he is certainly not anti-American.

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    33. Re:What's good for the goose... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I am not anti-American. I am anti hypocrisy, anti war and anti 'we-will-tell-you-what-to-think'. And thank you for calling me an asshole, based on a single remark.
      I said I hear that argument from anti-american assholes, not that everyone who makes that argument is an anti-american asshole. Big difference. As a matter of fact, you are deffinitely anti-american, although the jury's still out on the "asshole" bit.

      The only point that I am trying to make is that USA seems to use different arguments all the time, using whatever suits them best.
      Quite true. We ALL do that. Partly because we learn from experience, and partly because we always try to look out for our own best interests. So why focus on the US?

      When I am giving criticism on the USA, for example that they are trying to be the world-police, forcing their views on countries that do not share them, I get the answer "yeah, but you liked it when they liberated Europe!". That was a different time, so it doesn't apply, right?
      Not really. Not unless you're saying that if France were taken over today, it would be wrong for the US to liberate them. Although since you claim to be "anti-war", it wouldn't surprise me at all if you really did believe that. I've met some real lunatics out there in the "anti-war" crowd. They seem to be more anti-reality than anything else.

      I don't like the 'we are right and you are wrong' point of view of the USA, without any self-criticism, or ever admitting they might have been wrong.
      Pot, meet kettle. I thought you said you were anti-hypocrisy?

      That's why I like Michael Moore. From where I am standing, he is one of the few that actually is self-criticising. And he is certainly not anti-American.
      That last sentence was a joke, right?
  31. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mining? Chemicals? I thought we were going to buy that kind of stuff from the Chinese, so we can concentrate on services with higher value added?

  32. Because mining explosives are different? by Flying+pig · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mining explosives is a very specialised subject. The object is to produce shock waves with no blast and no fire (think about it.) You want to break up rock or minerals with the absolute minimum of side effects, using the absolute minimum amount of energy necessary and raising as little dust as possible, not only because of health and safety risks but because any other approach adds cost. If you want to be a mining engineer, you learn explosives at mining school not summer camp. And you learn it, mostly, from mining engineers who are still alive, which gives you some confidence in the training. No, I am not a mining engineer, but I have talked to enough of them, in South Africa and elsewhere, and most of us would not want to earn our living that way.

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    1. Re:Because mining explosives are different? by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      since when do engineers do blasts? they merely give the blast crew a map and ask them to put the shots down.

      unlikely everyone else here it appears, i actually work at a mine site.

      you are correct though, the object of a blast in mining it to break up rock. And yes i think most of the /. crowd would last 1 shift on a blast crew, not because of any danger but because it's actually fucking hard work.

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    2. Re:Because mining explosives are different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, so you can build a molotov cocktail with a bottle of liquor which is by far less dangerous than mining explosives, and now you think this is safe?

      Let's teach them how to build bombs so they can blow the next university, instead of just shooting at it, lovely.

    3. Re:Because mining explosives are different? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You don't need to go to some fancy school to learn about mines, young'un! I learnt everything I know about mines from Scooter "3 Fingers" McGhee, God rest his soul! That man KNEW mines. He didn't need no fancy metal detectors or no "Doppler Vibrometry" to find mines. Sonofabitch could smell 'em like ma's home cooking, I tell you!! He was amazing, right up until that last day on hill 92. All those mines that day, it was just too much even for him!

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    4. Re:Because mining explosives are different? by ghoul · · Score: 1

      My point exactly. Other countries have a need for mining engineers too and if they want to send students to learn the same in the US why are they prevented from doing so ? its not like they will be competing with Americans for jobs they will be going back to mines in their own countries

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  33. US Citizen? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    Are US citizens more capable of handling explosives? Or do they have a lower tendency to cause harm with intent by way of explosives?

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  34. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Encourage them? More encouragement comes from the madrassas that teach radical Islamic fundamentalism with an anti-West ideology. These are the breeding grounds for terrorists.

  35. Training Domestic Terrorists: Dumb by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1, Informative

    > You don't exactly need any special training to set off explosives in a suicide bomb attack (making explosives on the other hand would need special expertise).

    Yes you do. Bruce Schneier ("Secrets and Lies") says the reason the Glasgow Attacks were a failure was because the terrorists didn't know how to use them: "putting a propane tank into a car and driving into a building at high speed is the sort of thing that only works in old episodes of The A Team. On television, you get a massive, extensive explosion. In real life, you only get a small localized fire." http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/07/terr orist_speci_1.html

    Yeah. "Explosives Camp" seems cool and funny, until someone uses what they learn to blow something up, then there will be an outcry, "Why didn't anyone see this coming?" and finally Congress will pass some bill with a stupid name "The Proud to be an American Bill" to soothe the jittery public. The fact that I have to justify why this is dumb, and that people say it isn't, amazes me. I mean, how stupid can the human race get?

    It's not like Domestic Terrorism isn't without Precedent, and at that, on a large scale. $450 and proof of American Citizenship. McVeigh was an American Citizen. Dumb.

    1. Re:Training Domestic Terrorists: Dumb by beyondkaoru · · Score: 1
      hi, as another reader of the schneier blog (squids are awesome), i'd like to point out that his focus is more that people are stupid. if there's someone intelligent and determined to blow something up, they aren't gonna need the camp, and if someone goes to the camp, they learn how to handle dynamite... not how to make improvised explosive devices (ied's, for people who like tla's). as numerous others have pointed out, learning about the use of dynamite is probably more constructive than destructive.

      the issue with the people driving a propane tank into an airport was more like stupidity about choice of explosive, not delivery. their delivery was fine. they knew 'how to use it', the didn't know 'what to use'. if only they had instead used something potent. suicide bombing is easy, getting your hands on explosives is less so, but anyone with the mix of intelligence and determination can do it. luckily terrorists, domestic and abroad, as well as criminals in general, have no shortage of stupidity.

      i don't want to come across as harsh, since we can't express tone in text, but you need to read more schneier. i think you might have the sort of theatrical risk perception he preaches against.

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    2. Re:Training Domestic Terrorists: Dumb by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Glasgow (for want of a better word) "bombers" suffered more lack of knowledge than stupidity: They were doctors, who managed to get British accreditation. http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/07/02/britain-b ombings.html Fair to assume they're capable of intelligence. In this case, they were operating (no pun indented) outside their field. I think we've seen the last 'A-Team Propane Tank' attack. Presumably those that go in their footsteps won't make the same mistake. If they'd been able to source and use dynamite, then yeah the "Explosive School" probably isn't a great idea. That's the worry.

      Agree wholeheartedly with Bruce's narrative on Security Theater. While it seems crazy that we're not allowed to carry more than 100 mL of water per bottle on a plane, yet "Explosive School" doesn't raise an eyebrow, the bad news is we're an open society. If they're determined and smart, they can get the information they need from elsewhere, but maybe the FBI is smarter than we give them credit.

      PS. Whoever modded my original post a "Troll": Read your moderator guidelines. If you've got a contrary opinion, post it.

    3. Re:Training Domestic Terrorists: Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Bruce Schneier ("Secrets and Lies") says the reason the Glasgow Attacks were a failure was because the terrorists didn't know how to use them: "putting a propane tank into a car and driving into a building at high speed is the sort of thing that only works in old episodes of The A Team. On television, you get a massive, extensive explosion. In real life, you only get a small localized fire."
      >
      >Yeah. "Explosives Camp" seems cool and funny, until someone uses what they learn to blow something up, then there will be an outcry, "Why didn't anyone see this coming?" and finally Congress will pass some bill with a stupid name "The Proud to be an American Bill" to soothe the jittery public. The fact that I have to justify why this is dumb, and that people say it isn't, amazes me. I mean, how stupid can the human race get?

      In other words "Explosives camp" seems cool and funny, until the kids that went to it see that a bunch of propane-panicked newscasters and legislators are lying to them. Then it's a real threat, because kids that know something about chemistry aren't as easily frightened, and won't support the "Proud to be an American" bill that bans the purchase of barbecuing equipment and requires paperwork in triplicate every time you fill up your gas tank.

    4. Re:Training Domestic Terrorists: Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just had to post this, its about the Glasgow bombing incident, very funny.

      Richard Littlejohn

      Difficult to know whether to laugh or scream after the weekend of madness we've just been through. And it's not over yet, with the security level raised to 'critical' and another terrorist attack imminent.

      So let's get the laughter out of the way first, something which wouldn't have been possible had the bombers succeeded and hundreds of innocent people been killed or maimed.

      Mistake One as far as the jihadists were concerned was trying to set off car bombs in the West End of London. The chances of either vehicle staying put for long enough to detonate were always going to be negligible.

      In Westminster, you can get ticketed at traffic lights. One of them was towed away because it was parked on a double yellow. The second was spotted by two alert paramedics attending to a paralytic drunk, a routine casualty of another quiet night under Labour's rock-around-the-clock drinking regime.

      Incompetence: The car bomb failed to go off

      We've only seen pictures of one side of the green Mercedes in the Haymarket. From a different angle, it too may well have been clamped, awaiting the removal truck.

      Then there was the folly of relying on mobile phones to spark the explosion. Apparently they made at least two failed calls. What did they expect? Have you ever tried to get a signal in Piccadilly at chucking out time?

      "The car bomb you are calling may be switched off. Please try later."

      At least they didn't try loading their deadly cargo into a couple of SUVs. They'd have been beaten up by the provisional wing of Friends Of The Earth before they'd had time to set the fuse.

      And if they forgot to pay the congestion charge, their chances of escaping detection would have been less than zero.

      Meanwhile, in Glasgow the attack was foiled when the Jeep packed with petrol, propane and nails hit a bollard outside the terminal.

      They would have needed a 4x4 just to get over the Crazy Golf speed humps on the approach road. Only in Britain could traffic calming and wheel clamping make a major contribution to homeland security.

      My favourite moment was the interview with the have-a-go hero at the airport who helped apprehend one of the would-be bombers. His account went something like: "I saw this Asian guy running towards me shouting 'Allah' -- so I battered him."

      Go on yerself, big man. I'm surprised he hasn't been charged with racially-aggravated assault.

      Curiously, by yesterday morning this clip had vanished from the TV news websites -- along with reports of passengers yelling "Let the bastard burn" as police grappled with the suspect who set himself on fire.

      Call me flippant, but gallows humour is the only thing which is going to get us through this with our equanimity intact.

      It's best not to dwell on the enormity of what has led us here. In yesterday's Mail, Melanie Phillips summarised superbly not just the deranged evil of those who seek to destroy us, but also the frightening criminal negligence, stubborn stupidity and callous indifference of those charged with protecting us.

      Don't blame the police or the intelligence service, this is a mess made by politicians. I felt like retching when Gordon Brown sauntered on camera to announce that the safety of the British people was paramount.

      Here is a man who for the past ten years has been one of the two most prominent members of a government which has turned Britain into a playground for jihadists.

      Labour tore up border controls, allowing a mass influx of Islamist psychopaths from all over the globe. Radical preachers and terrorist recruiting sergeants were encouraged to settle here. They were fed and watered, handed benefits, council houses and free cars.

      Two years after 9/11, Captain Hook was still given a police guard to peddle his message of hatred and murder on the str

  36. Hello Mudda, Hello Fadder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here I am at, Camp Grenade-a.

    Camp is very entertaining,
    And they say we'll have some fun when we start detonating...

    1. Re:Hello Mudda, Hello Fadder... by Vexler · · Score: 1

      Excellent! That song is hilarious!!!

    2. Re:Hello Mudda, Hello Fadder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hello mudda, hello faddah,
      here i am at camp gunpowder

      I went hiking with joey spivey,
      he blew up some poison ivy
      You remember leonard skinner,
      he just lost all of his fingers. ... i couldn't keep going ;)

  37. Requesting name change to... by GFree · · Score: 1

    ... Mythbusters Camp.

    Heck, they blow up enough stuff there, why not.

    You could even have the MB crew there - all the blokes would be chanting "Kari! Kari! Kari!", and Jamie & Adam would just be standing there wondering why they bothered turning up at all.

  38. Where does it require Citizenship? by kimmop · · Score: 1

    Where does it say that the camp is restricted to US Citizens? I can't find it anywhere (e.g. from "How do I get selected?") Considering how rare it is for Americans to have passports and how common it is to be non-citizen in US, I'd be quite surprised for the Citizenship requirement.

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  39. Congratulations! by Tsuki_no_Hikari · · Score: 1

    You've been selected to attend the premier explosives training event in the US! You'll learn just how explosives work, what makes the best bang, what makes the best flash, and so much more!*

    *Note: Attendees may(read:will) be entered into the US DoD terrorist watch list. Side effects may include random wiretaps, strange helicopters nearby, and inability to board airlines. Have fun!

  40. Wait a minute... by madbawa · · Score: 1

    Why should I pay $540 for the course when I can learn the same skills from certain not-so-friendly groups and actually also get paid for it! Saudi Ozzie, here I come.

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Cheesey · · Score: 1

      Why should I pay $540 for the course when I can learn the same skills from certain not-so-friendly groups and actually also get paid for it! Saudi Ozzie, here I come.

      Terrorist training isn't what it once was. Modern terrorists have difficulty even making bombs that can actually explode.

      Also I heard that terrorist summer camps are actually a front for some sort of fundamentalist church. So not only do you not learn how to be an effective bomber, you also get brainwashed with a load of crazy nonsense about Jeebus and vegetarian T-Rexes. All considered, I'd rather pay up and learn about explosives from some proper experts.

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    2. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that brother.

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      How about because taking this course won't make the US government and most of the civilized world want to hunt you down and either imprison or kill you ^_^

    4. Re:Wait a minute... by madbawa · · Score: 1

      How about because taking this course won't make the US government and most of the civilized world want to hunt you down and either imprison or kill you ^_^ True. But after doing this course, you'll be highly sought after by the other "non-civilized" groups who want you to disseminate that knowledge to them but couldn't do this course coz they looked suspicious :)
  41. We never get fun stuff here by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

    I wish we had things like that in the UK. I also wish I wasn't nearly 30 and thus could go to them if we did have them.

    All of this reminds me that I need to renew my explosives certificate.

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  42. I kinda doubt it by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I kinda doubt that the CIA can't find better training than this. Mind you, I'm not from the US, but I thought each army has their own engineers branch which offers more in-depth knowledge about demolitions and military use of explosives than a summer camp. Including how to safely get rid of the explosives if, say, the convoy you were expected didn't pass that way. I'd think CIA would have no problems getting a trainer from the army or navy and organizing their own training.

    If nothing else, reading TFA, it doesn't seem like it would make that useful training for 007-like or terrorist use of explosives. Stuff like how to safely blow up a side of quarry, or better yet, how to make a spud gun, are useful for mining or respectively entertainment, but don't translate well into how to do that much else with explosives.

    Or, rather, not much that you couldn't already google. I mean, you can look up ANFO on Wikipedia, and that's the main explosive used by the mining industry. If you can buy the ammonium nitrate and wanted to make a car bomb with that, you don't really need courses in how to drill the holes and calculate the dosage to blast a rock face in a quarry.

    Also, about CIA use, again, I may be wrong about America, but it seems to me that:

    1. People aren't that interchangeable between mining jobs and covert ops type jobs. Just knowing how to drill a hole and prime a stick of dynamite doesn't also make you want to go abroad and blow up some Arabs. Between making a decent risk-free living at home and going and risking your life abroad for better pay, most people would choose the first.

    2. And it doesn't mean you even could, probably. About 95% of the people have this interlock in the brains against being _too_ mean to other people. About 3% are sociopaths, and don't. And there are a few more in between. So, really, statistically chances are higher that you'd be in the "nice guy" category, not in the "sociopath" cathegory.

    The army has had millenia of figuring out how to (A) drill people into executing some stuff mechanically against cardboard targets or with blanks, until it becomes reflex by the time they have to do it against live targets. (B) Instill an "us vs them" theme and some groupthink notions of duty, honour, patriotism, etc, to help get people pull the trigger even if they don't really want to. (C) Getting people in a situation in which, one way or the other, it's your ass if you don't cap that other guy. Now that really helps get people to pull the trigger. (D) Creating a whole organization and hierarchy for dissipating responsibility, so noone from the guy who mines pitchblende to the general who orders the strike to the pilot who drops the atom bomb on Hiroshima feels particularly responsible for it all.

    And it still gets a lot of people waking up in cold sweat for the rest of their lives, a.k.a., Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

    Heck, even some of the war atrocities are, ironically, traceable to the fact that man wasn't designed to kill man. People either get to (A) break down not understanding why the other guys shoot at him, what's wrong with them? Are they savage animals? and/or (B) get caught in that grouphink trap, thinking everyone else around is brave and fearless and all patriotic, and do dumb things to hide the fact that personally they're scared shitless.

    Anyway, a lot of those only work in a group, and only work in a situation where it's short term "it's either them or me" and no easy way out. It doesn't quite apply to a lone killers.

    Briefly, it might be a lot easier easier to first select with someone without scruples and give them explosives training, than to convert a peaceful mining engineer into a commando trooper.

    3. The last person you'd want in the army or some secret service is some "Explosions are cool, Beavis!" type who makes spud guns or blows stuff up when they're bored, and wears a "I [heart] explosives" t-shirt. You'd probably want someone a lot more mentally stable than that.

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    1. Re:I kinda doubt it by Whatsisname · · Score: 1

      If man wasn't designed for killing man, then why does pretty much all of human history involve people killing each other regularly?

    2. Re:I kinda doubt it by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In a nutshell, because the 3% who don't have the scruples, at some point managed to manipulate everyone else into going to death for the greater glory of those 3%.

      It also seems to have started with (A) religion, and (B) missile weapons. Whatever prehistoric record (fossils, cave paintings, etc) we have seems to be mostly about hunting animals, until the bow is invented. Then we start having paintings of groups of archers, led by some shamen with some relics/totems/etc, shooting at each other.

      I don't think either of the two was accidental.

      Missile weapons are the easiest: they allow reasonable denial. When you're one of 300 guys shooting arrows, you never know for sure if it's your arrow that killed that other guy. Basically you need a lot less ideology, training and indoctrination to get people to use a ranged weapon without sights.

      (Incidentally, that would persist for an awfully long time. As late as the US independence war, the British muskets didn't have iron sights, precisely because it allowed every soldier to think maybe _he_ didn't kill anyone. A lot of the brits were appalled by the minutemen with their sights on their rifled guns, and thought of them as premeditated murderers.)

      Religion was also easy, since it was the earliest form of indoctrination and offered a very easy answer to "well, why should we kill those other guys?" Duh, because the gods want to, because the gods proclaimed those other guys to be unworthy to live or even be called humans, and will exact much revenge on our tribe if we don't do as they command. You wouldn't want to have the death of your tribesmen on your hands because you refused to obey the gods' will, would you?

      Helped get the groupthink ball rolling too, which made it easier from there.

      The easiest way to make a person, let's call him Joe Average, to do something dumb and which he despises, is to put him in a group of 1000 people who chest-thump _for_ doing that thing. You know, Joe doesn't want to go kill the guys in the next tribe, and his self-preservation instinct says, "dude, you'll probably get killed, and you don't have anything to gain even if you don't. All you can 'gain' in that war is to come back alive." But Joe thinks that his tribe will shun him and maybe even cast him out if he doesn't look as brave, fearless, war-like and patriotic as everyone else. Watch Joe too start chest-thumping and sabre-rattling for war, and proclaiming that only a coward and a traitor would try to weasel himself out.

      In reality, the other 999 people think exactly as Joe does, but none of them will admit it. If Joe came out and said, "duh, that's dumb, count me out", each of those 999 people actually think the same deep down inside, but can't admit it either. Often not even to themselves. (Denial often works like that.) So they _will_ boo at Joe, shun Joe, and maybe even cast Joe out of the tribe, rather than admit that they were thinking the same thing even for a moment. Because now you're back to square 1: a group of 999 people, each trying to not look like he condones that kind of cowardice in front of the other 998.

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    3. Re:I kinda doubt it by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Even gorrillas have been known wage war on each other. No religion or missile weapons required. Your assertion that war was a later invention doesn't make sense.

    4. Re:I kinda doubt it by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I must confess that I'm no expert on gorillas, so that's fascinating. Can you please provide a link or something?

      I know other animals fight for territory, but they tend to keep it non-lethal and stop when one of them gives up. E.g., cats have the natural weapons to take each other apart if they wanted to, but tend to not even escalate it to the level of serious wounds unless everything else failed. (Typically a human put them together in the same room, so the loser has really nowhere to go.)

      I'm not aware of any animal waging war, or anything even remotely similar to human war. There is plenty of metaphor and people anthropomorphising animals by giving them human motives and pretending that they have human behaviours, but I'm not aware of any case where "war" among animals was more than a metaphor by humans for humans.

      But, as I was saying, I'm not an expert on gorillas by any reckoning, so I'm not ruling it out a priori. I'm genuinely curious.

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    5. Re:I kinda doubt it by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no link, but I have read in paper literature about groups of male chimpanzees patroling, fighting other groups, performing ambushes. They DO kill the other chimps if they can manage it, and practice cannibalism.

      Humans are cooperative creatures, but we DO have our nasty side.

      I'm not one of the 3%, but in some ways I'm close.

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    6. Re:I kinda doubt it by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      I don't have a specific link, but I seem to recall some research done in Borneo - maybe by Jane Goodall - that documented some war between two groups of chimps. It was so long ago that I saw the documentary, but that bit stuck in my mind because I remember them interviewing a female scientist who was talking about the implications of this behavior as it relates to primates doing something thought to be the exclusive domain of humans.

      I so wish I could remember more, but it was either chimps or orangutans in Borneo.

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    7. Re:I kinda doubt it by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      1) The CIA is a civilian intelligence agency. I don't doubt that they can get some level of cooperation from one more more of the five armed-forces branches (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard), but somehow I'd bet they have their own explosives training program, much like the FBI and other law enforcement agencies do.

      2) Even so, explosives training isn't very hard to come by. All you need is to be a U.S. citizen, a valid photo ID, and not have a criminal record. Elsewhere in the comments, I posted a link to a place that will give you explosives training for $1295, transportation, meals and explosives included. Therefore, it's not that hard for the CIA (or any government agency) to hire explosives trainers.

      3) The Company does have at least one guy who is an absolute explosives nut working for them. I won't mention his name for obvious reasons, but he is/was a friend of mine. I lost contact with him after he moved to Dulles.

    8. Re:I kinda doubt it by Control+Group · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google the "four-year war at gombe" (or variations thereof), it should give you information on the most famous example of this behavior.

      To sum up, Jane Goodall observed what can most readily be described as a war between groups of chimpanzees at Gombe. IIRC, a particular group of chimps crossed the threshhold into "too large," and so broke up into two tribes, one of which went to a different area (this is normal chimpanzee behavior). The new area, however, was less fruitful than the old area. The new tribe returned to the old land, and attacked the original tribe. Over four years ('74-'77, I believe), the violence continued: notably, well past when the "objective" had been achieved. The tribe went ahead to try and exterminate their rivals, even after they posed no real threat.

      Goodall's work has been criticized since the event by other researchers who haven't observed the same level of aggression. But the chief criticism has been that the environment she created (setting up feeding stations to attract chimpanzees) created a situation where the new territory was inferior to the original by a larger degree than would be found in nature. The argument goes that this caused an unnatural pressure on the new tribe, which then exhibited behavior that is not found in other studies.

      From my (amateur, at best) point of view, however, that argument rings a bit hollow. It may well be the cause of this particular conflict, but regardless, it shows that the potential for the conflict is there. Were those conditions to arise in nature (say, because one group introduced farming or ranching), then we would expect to see the same result (war), which is borne out by human history (insofar, at least, as human history can be paralleled to other primate behaviors).

      Regarding your point a couple posts back about the appearance of shaman-led armies with the introduction of ranged weapons, I might propose an alternative explanation. With hand weapons, war is a very individual affair, and much less amenable to central direction. With the introduction of ranged weapons, the ease of central control as well as the advantages of it (massed fire) may well have led to the rise of central leaders.

      I can't back that up, mind you, but it's an alternative theory I'd like to see explored before coming to a conclusion based on that piece of evidence.

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    9. Re:I kinda doubt it by afidel · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure of any observation of warfare in gorillas (and searching for gorilla warfare is obviously futile for search about the other primates) I know there have been several studies of warfare in chimps including Jane Goodall's ground breaking field observations from 1974-1977.

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    10. Re:I kinda doubt it by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      A nice theory, but it doesn't fit history.

      If ranged weapons were what allowed warfare because of their anonymizing aspect, then we would expect ranged weapons to be the primary weapon in most battles. But for the greater part of history this isn't the case. It was the sword (not the arrow) that was the most common weapon in history. The arrow was a weapon that required specialized training and was only used for specialized tasks (e.g. softening up the enemy before the main battle).

      After all the saying is about "dying by the sword", not "dying by the arrow".

    11. Re:I kinda doubt it by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Maybe because the vast majority of time when man is not killing man its the normal state and is not mentioned in the history books. As they say bad news is news while good news is no news. So since you would only mention and record things out of the ordinary basically all history consists of the exceptional cases. Recently historians have been trying to introduce more of the normal mans life into history education but they are having a hard time as noone bothered to record the boring everyday things in the past.

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    12. Re:I kinda doubt it by jafac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's bullshit.

      Religion was just the excuse.

      In the Soviet Union, where Atheism was the "state religion" - people were indoctrinated and trained in their military to kill others. Kill the rich? Kill the religious fanatics? Kill the oligarchs?

      Religion is just a convenient tool for manipulation - and in its absence, humans will always find another tool.

      Despite the use of "designed" being flawed; I think humans were well-designed for killing other humans. It really is quite natural for us. And I disagree that we're the only animals to do so. It's actually a very common phenomenon in the animal kingdom.

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    13. Re:I kinda doubt it by jafac · · Score: 1

      No - cats are a perfect example:
      A new male cat that takes over dominance of a pride will kill all male kittens fathered by the previous dominant male. This is true for feral felis domestica (common housecats) as well.

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    14. Re:I kinda doubt it by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the theory that fits the historical records we do have. Regardless of what you personally want or don't want to believe about humans, the earliest evidence for war we actually have, also suspiciously aligns with the first evidence for missile weapons. Maybe it's just coincidence, maybe we don't have all the pieces, but, really, that's the pieces we have so far.

      Also, heh, please read some actual history, if you think the sword was anywhere _near_ the most common weapon. The sword was an expensive weapon of the elites. _The_ most common weapon by far was the _spear_, and more soldiers went into battle holding one than everything else combined. From the greek phalanx to the medieval pike formations, _that_ was the number one weapon.

      Also note that I didn't say it's the _only_ way to have warfare, so I'm not exactly sure who you're arguing with there. I only said that it was the easiest way to get the ball rolling at a primitive point in human prehistory, when we didn't yet have all the groupthink indoctrination and everything else.

      There _are_, yes, plenty of ways to get humans to pretend they're brave and fearless warriors, and use their own social instincts to make them do something antisocial. You'll notice I've listed some such mechanisms myself earlier in the thread.

      I'll give you another one too: for a long time in ancient history and partially through the middle ages, society basically was split into warriors, clergy and peasants. We didn't have mass conscription until the French revolution. For most of history, if that's what you want to argue, society was split hard into those who can kill when ordered and those who won't be asked to. (Or won't be expected to do much good other than delaying the enemy a bit.) Armies were mostly made of a mix of warriors by caste (e.g., knights) and warriors by choice of profession (mercenaries).

      That's why that combat with spears and swords worked: because you started with the people who can do it, and didn't really have to turn a peaceful peasant into a killing machine. Well, ok, you started with those who thought they can, and those who guessed wrong, wouldn't last long one way or another. Either they'd get killed/enslaved/whatever in the first battle, or they'd desert after the first battle.

      Even for warriors by caste, there was always the way out of joining the clergy, if they didn't really have the stomach for combat. There were a lot of people who branched that way.

      But all that happened much later in history. Before you can have an army and a whole society and indoctrination centered around the warriors, you have to start having wars at all. (And a country of a size where you can make an army out of the fraction who are willing to kill. A 100 people tribe won't do much warfare with only 3 guys who like to kill, especially since probably 1 of them will end up some kind of leader.) And I'm guessing that having anonymous killing might have helped there a lot.

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    15. Re:I kinda doubt it by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Also, heh, please read some actual history, if you think the sword was anywhere _near_ the most common weapon. The sword was an expensive weapon of the elites. _The_ most common weapon by far was the _spear_, and more soldiers went into battle holding one than everything else combined. From the greek phalanx to the medieval pike formations, _that_ was the number one weapon.

      Insulting my knowledge of history isn't productive, especially because I have read quite a bit of it. I know this is Slashdot, but we should really be debating ideas not attacking people. (If you felt that I attacked you instead of your idea, then I apologize for that. That was not my intent.)

      In that vein, you are probably right about the spear being more common than the sword, but most spears are still close range weapons (some are for thrown but those are a minority (at least in western civilization)).

      I was under the impression that you were claiming that ranged weapons were the enabler for the invention and continued practice of warfare. But now you say they were only needed for the invention. I still don't think the evidence conclusively supports that. Coincidence doesn't imply causation. It is possible that ranged weapons had to be invented because humans began hunting more dangerous prey, other humans, and a strong group think could easily develop in tribal societies (if you have a tribal leader or shaman this is especially easy (I don't know much about pre-history; only history)).

    16. Re:I kinda doubt it by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      The spear is close range, relatively, but it also requires less... thinking, if you will. Most spear formations were just a wall of spear points. It's not just that you need less training, it's that people getting "omg, I can't do this" ideas won't affect their aim. You don't actually need to aim much. They can even close their eyes if they can't take the violence, and as long as they hold on to that spear, it's ok.

      With a sword, you have to think in real time where you want to slash at that guy. With a spear you just have to keep it pointed that-a-way.

      Melee is a scary thing even for modern trained soldiers. I'm still hearing stories passed through generations in my family about (now dead) relatives who didn't know if they killed anyone in a bayonet charge, or if it was friend or foe, because they just closed their eyes and ran that-a-way. You can do that with a spear (or rifle with a bayonet), you can't quite do that with a sword.

      It's melee, but a slightly different kind of melee, if you will.

      Other than that, indeed, I'm only claiming that it might well have been what got warfare invented. From there, we found ways to organize ourselves for that.

      But indeed, correlation doesn't imply causation, so until someone invents a time machine, alas, it will remain just a hypothesis.

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  43. Not so fun by Uruz+7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Blowing things up really isn't all that fun. I was a demo guy in the Army and for the most part it was a pain in the ass. I do like the feeling when the wave of energy passes through your body but we always hunkered down and never actually witnessed an explosion because of the danger factor. And in Iraq it was a lot of hard work to pile up shell after shell of UXOs or captured IED components in 130 degree heat.

    You can have the demo camp. I want a $450 camp where you just lay on a beach and get drunk with beautiful women. Where's that brochure?

    1. Re:Not so fun by k_187 · · Score: 1

      They don't have that camp during the summer. Its for a week in the early spring and is called "spring break".

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    2. Re:Not so fun by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      It's called "Thailand".

    3. Re:Not so fun by Prune · · Score: 1

      Only if you count ladyboys as women.

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    4. Re:Not so fun by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Man, that sucks! You must have some REALLY bad luck. I'm here if you need to talk....

  44. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The country is filled with people who drive cars, own and carry guns,

    Heh. And what frightens the shit out of me more, is that ALL of them can vote :-)

  45. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Agreed. It's completely silly.

    Yes, knowledge is dangerous. But ignorance is *MUCH* more dangerous.

    Humans in the world today overwhelmingly suffer and die as a result of *lack* of knowledge. (or to some degree, lack of *application* of knowledge)

    I live a *much* safer life because I live in a country where there are experts on explosives, poisons, dangerous creatures, radioactive substances, cancerous agents and firearms.

    Any idiot can figure out how to make a fertilizer-bomb. If anything amazes me with the London-incident it is the amateurishness of it all. Pathethic, frankly. Not even a -single- fatality ? *8* people plan a "terrorist"-attack, and they, combined, don't even manage to kill a *single* human being ? Pathethic is to weak a word for performances such as these.

  46. It's perfectly safe by giafly · · Score: 1

    How do I get selected?
    Send the following:
    1. One page resume
    2. 250 word essay on "Why I am interested in a career focusing on the application of explosives"
    3. A letter of recommendation from a high school teacher or counselor
    They'll use the answer to question 2 to weed out terrorists, by banning anyone interested in planting explosives but not landing a salary.
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  47. Illegal by fozzmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

    Britain/Europe is working on making publishing information on how to make bombs illegal. Burn the books, Burn the books!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/art icle2023030.ece

    1. Re:Illegal by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      I see. And are they planning something like the great firewall of China to prevent their citizens from accessing American sites?

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  48. What kind of explosives by kooky45 · · Score: 1
    The address is a bit worrying

    Mining and Nuclear Engineering
    226 McNutt Hall
    University of Missouri-Rolla
    Rolla, MO 65409
    1. Re:What kind of explosives by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      Mining and Nuclear Engineering

      ....because nuclear power and mining uranium go hand-in-hand? that's the only link that I can think of :P

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    2. Re:What kind of explosives by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      Do not worry, they have taken all the necessary precautions: the nuclear training is targetted to teach how to handle safely nukes and is slightly more expensive while requiring also US Citizenship. Like someone said, ignorance is more dangerous than knowledge.

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  49. Re:Safety isn't first by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's because safety information has more punch when you're able to show what happens when you do NOT heed them. So after step one, the intro to step two is most likely "See, kids, and this happens when you forget to..."

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  50. Re:Bad idea by darthdavid · · Score: 1

    The 'problem' that leads to pointless attacks and shit is a simple one. Anyone who's crazy enough to attempt shit like that is probably to crazy to do it right. There's a very narrow line of sanity where you're together enough to put together a bomb without deciding that the detonator is badmouthing your mother and whacking shit with a hammer till your blow your face off and crazy enough so that "Hey, I disagree with (X), I will present a cool and logical argument in favor of my point of view by blowing the shit out of (Y)." sounds like a good idea. If you're more sane then you can follow bomb making instructions and plan an attack, but you probably won't think it's a good idea and if you're crazier then you won't be able to pull it off. Of course, there's always the sociopaths and whatnot who are a different kind of crazy and are functional while still being brutal and bonkers.

  51. UMR by POKETNRJSH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh, UMR. The school with a 3-1 male/female ratio...Only reason I'm thinking about going is for the explosives class (and a free ride) but other than that I'm looking out of state. Also, they just changed their name to the Missouri Institute of Science and Technology, or MUST for short. Gooooo MUSTy Miners! (Who mine with a slide rule o.O)

    1. Re:UMR by MadCow42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> Missouri Institute of Science and Technology, or MUST for short

      If THAT is how you spell or make acronyms in Missouri, I'd be looking out of state for school too. :)

      MadCow.

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    2. Re:UMR by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      He was lost in the must of posts ...

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    3. Re:UMR by tourvil · · Score: 1

      Heh, UMR. The school with a 3-1 male/female ratio...

      Wow, it's really improved over the years!
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    4. Re:UMR by maxume · · Score: 1

      Be sure to give Michigan Tech a look.

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    5. Re:UMR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Effective Jan. 1, 2008, UMR becomes Missouri University of Science and Technology (Missouri S&T)

      http://www.umr.edu/namechange/

    6. Re:UMR by Heisman · · Score: 1

      It's Missouri University of Science and Technology (Missouri S&T). BTW, when I was a freshman at UMR, it was 87% male, 13% female, so at least it's getting better.

    7. Re:UMR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still liked Missouri School of Mines better.

    8. Re:UMR by ripcrd · · Score: 1

      Hell, when I went there back in the 90s, the ratio of guys to girls was 5 to 1. I say they are improving.

      They used to be called The Missouri School of Mines and Metallurgy, then they switched to University of Missouri-Rolla as they integrated with the Missouri University system and to deemphasize mining engineering and emphasize other engineering specialties.

      In any case, I'd like a vacation where I did nothing but blow stuff up. I'd pay that $450 or a slightly higher fee and get it out of my system. I'd like to learn to rig an old bridge or dilapidated building that needs to come down.

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    9. Re:UMR by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      Hell, when I went to UMR, we didn't bother with any of that percentage stuff. There were 27 female students, period. And none of them were interested in dating their classmates. (OK, a few were, but they weren't dating their male classmates.)

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    10. Re:UMR by POKETNRJSH · · Score: 1

      Well, University of Missouri - Columbia is "MU". Besides, MOST is some state college savings fund.

  52. Park that sucker next to Beer and Tits Camp! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    ... and we're in business!

  53. Re:Safety isn't first by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

    Umm, step 4 should be profit.

    where else can you get yourself put on a terrorist watch list for $450?

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  54. Re:Safety isn't first by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...where else can you get yourself put on a terrorist watch list for $450?
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  55. Apologies in advance: by diesel66 · · Score: 1

    Say, that summer camp looks like a real blast!

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  56. Mining or quarrying? by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    Are you talking here about quarrying (i.e. open cast with lots of rock removal and open to air) or mining?, i.e. doing things underground? There is a bit of a difference, especially when working with coal in deep seams, or those gold mines on the Reef that go two miles down.

    The history of my family on one side is a 150 year process of moving from coal mining through railways to systems design, but I still keep a non-toy miner's lamp in full working order as a reminder, twin meshes and magnetic catch and all. Coal mining is a long way from safe.

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  57. Chick Magnet by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    > The school with a 3-1 male/female ratio.

    Going to go to an explosive school to meet chicks? Guess that rules out Osama.

  58. Big Brother by s31523 · · Score: 1

    Everyone that attends this camp will be put on a "Watch List" forever. It might be cool for someone to experience this sort of camp, but later in life you might not think it was cool when a couple of G-men knock on your door "to ask a few questions". Paranoid? You betcha!

    1. Re:Big Brother by afidel · · Score: 1

      If you had a properly fun childhood you're probably already on a watchlist or two... I know I'm on at least a few. I had two field agents come to my work when I was in high school to ask me some questions. Turns out a customer had hear me talking to a coworker about setting off pipebombs in the woods. After I told them what and where we had been experimenting with they let me be, but I'm sure my name and social was flagged in some database somewhere.

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  59. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    I get you. But I don't think I really agree with you. Oh, sure, without shadow of a doubt *some* people who place bombs or otherwise threathen public safety are batshit-crazy.

    But not all of them. And besides, it's possible to be complete batshit crazy in one area, while nevertheless thinking clearly and reasoning intelligently in other areas.

    Besides, some of it actually ain't crazy. Blowing up american soldiers occupying Iraq is, infact, quite likely to achieve or accelerate the goal of getting rid of the American troops in Iraq. Not by military defeat, but by virtue of defeating the US military machinery on the only field where it can realistically be beat today: In the court of public opinion in the USA.

    When the months pass, and young American men who has done nothing wrong, and indeed are willing to put their lives on the line for defending something they believe in, keep dying and dying and dying, and no progress is in sigth, the American public tends to get fed up, and start asking questions as to what the soliders are supposed to *acomplish* anyway, and if there exists an actual plan for acomplishing it. Today less than 30% of the US public thinks Bush is doing a good job in Iraq.

    Blowing up civilians in London is different. True. And I actually think it *increases* the chance that more Arabic countries will stay or become occupied. But evidently not everyone shares this belief.

  60. oh noes! by edittard · · Score: 2, Funny

    People with farming backgrounds could be able to get hold of ammonium nitrate, and mixed with fuel oil, that can be enormously devastating.
    The thing is, nobody knows that. Or rather they didn't, till you opened your big fat mouth. Now it'll be all over the intarwebs in minutes. It's only a matter of time before some nutcase uses this knowledge to blow up a large government building, and it will be your fault. God help us all.
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    1. Re:oh noes! by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing is, nobody knows that. Or rather they didn't, till you opened your big fat mouth.

      This is the most popular type of explosive used when making car bombs. They've known it for years. McVeigh used this. It's been on prime time news.

      There's more to it than what he said. The details are available in various manuals; both chemical and terrorist.

      I've heard that some farmers mix some up themselves to assist with stump removal and such.

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    2. Re:oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a wild guess, are you German?

  61. Proof of US Citizenship clause... by Arimus · · Score: 1

    Wasn't the unabomber a US citizen?

    The US citizen != Terrorist logic is false. Like most false logic trusting it leads to trouble.

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    1. Re:Proof of US Citizenship clause... by SpiritGod21 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the requirement that one must be a US citizen is because the camp is subsidized by US taxes and due to laziness. Not that laziness is a bad thing; taking care of the paperwork for non-citizens and international students at a state university is a PITA, and for professors who are working for cheap over the summer, there's not a lot of incentive to do all the extra work.

  62. This one time.... by Scrab · · Score: 0

    At Bomb Camp...

    No, I can't finish that....

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  63. Explosives experts needed in America by bagsc · · Score: 1

    Explosive ordinance disposal is one of the best growth areas in security these days. I mean, beyond hooking up some C4 and tossing it on suspect devices, the real skills require explosives experts, and every American we can teach these skills is another bomb making terrorist we can neutralize. No one who goes to this school (assuming their real names and fingerprints are on file) is going to be a risk, and it might inspire them to save some lives instead of going into mining.

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  64. Re:Bad idea by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Let's not congratulate ourselves on the zero death toll just yet. It seems many of the perpetrators were doctors. Who knows how many people they could have infected with AIDS or dosed with radiological poisons?

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  65. Re:Safety isn't first by joe-a-dad · · Score: 4, Informative

    Anonymous Coward,

    As a father whose daughter asked to go last year and was accepted, SAFETY was the first and foremost emphasis. Not only did my daughter have a "blast" (pun intended) it built up her confidence and now she has chosen engineering as her major. She will be attending UM-Rolla next year as a freshman. The course was not only very well done with lectures and practicum, it was done on an campus that refuses to be politically correct. Would be terrorists were weeded out. Some child threatened to blow up a building from the middle east and he was deported 12 hours later. I think they know a lot about safety.

  66. Why import talent? by phunctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Importing talent also helps to hide the devastation of our own talent produced by our own education system. My daughter, 16, just enrolled in a high school embedded in a junior college, where over the next two years she will "complete" her high school "studies", while at the same time earning an AA degree. It sounds good until you realize that it's an admission by the system that the last two years of high school are *completely worthless*.

    True story: I know of two California students, one just got an A in 11th grade chemistry, the other just did 11th grade AP chemistry. Both of them learned "compost is good for agriculture". Neither of them heard, or at least remembered, any mention of nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, or *any* actual _chemicals_. When I did 11th grade chemistry it was all about the periodic table, valence and stoichiometry.

    CA has created the perfect curriculum. It is guaranteed that no group will perform better than any other group. The content has been removed, but hey, who _really_ cares. First things first.

    In a few decades chemistry will be replaced by subjects more suitable, such as advanced groveling, servile-mode Mandarin, etc. Someone on ./ will post "I for one welcome our new, educated, Masters".

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    1. Re:Why import talent? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm one of the lucky ones, I went to a charter highschool and had a double block of morning chemistry featuring periodic table, stoichiometry, valence. The best part was I figured out how iron oxide and aluminum would react before i even knew what thermite was. Then he showed us it in class.

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  67. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's nothing about congratulating. As I quite clearly stated -- the very limited damage was due to an almost unbelievable incompetance of the so-called 'terrorists', wannabes would almost be more apropriate. Seriously, 8 people put their mind to doing damage, and manage to come up with -zero- dead and a puny few million damages ? There is no indication whatsoever that they carried trough *other* *unrelated* harmful acts, so your post amounts to completely groundless hypothethical "what-if". What if they had instead blown up a 10 megaton atomic bomb at the Super Bowl. What if they had instead made the sun go Nova ! (wait, that'd toast Mekka too :-))

  68. Teenagers are not fully formed adults by smchris · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I approve. I've met a chemistry professor and summer program teen instructor who sprinkled the iodide crystals around the lab floor so they would pop underfoot the first day of class. He had a student go home and fatally blow himself up in the garage.

    The kid had responsibility but its not an entirely clean argument because you are showing people who aren't adults how to do cool lethal things. The bright, self-motivated, risk takers who could turn out to be great adults in fact. The instructor continued to use the demonstration for that first day of class "wow" factor but for everybody's good, including his peace of mind, he ramped up his "scared straight" speech to uncool levels that they _would_not_ do this at home.

    So a teen school dedicated solely to high explosives? What are the odds we'll hear about at least one of their students in future news?

    1. Re:Teenagers are not fully formed adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not sure I approve."

      I'm certain no one cares.

      "The kid had total responsibility."

      There I edited you post for length AND accuracy.

      By the way, you're a moron.

  69. Re:Bad idea by Obvius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You sound almost disappointed that no one died. I could think of several adjectives to describe this attempted mass murder, but I don't think I'd use 'pathetic'.

  70. www.thereligionofpeace.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'll see your claims of 24 murders over the past 20 years, and raise it.

    And you really have to wonder about a site that tracks "Number of Incidents of Picketing" as evidence of "violence and harassment". I guess free speech is OK for you, but not for anyone who disagrees with you. :-P

    The "Weekly Jihad Report" for the week of June 23-29 lists 62 acts of Islamic terrorism, claiming 320 lives and 420 critically injured.

    That's just one week.

    320 people KILLED by Islamic extremists. In just ONE WEEK.

    Here you go, you blithering naif:

    http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

    1. Re:www.thereligionofpeace.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see your claims of 24 murders over the past 20 years, and raise it.

      So, just because Islam is more violent suddenly makes violent Christians OK? Fuck that shit, your imaginary friend has no right to tell you that it's OK to kill me, no matter what his name is.

  71. Hmmmm by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I can get my son interested in my field by showing him how to turn a floppy into a bomb lol. Anyone got nail polish?? My wifes all out.

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  72. That Would Be a Very Short Class by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    If you pass the test, you are dead.

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  73. I challenge theregister's findings by janrinok · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree theregister's assessment. It is true that the 'terrorists' do not appear to have been particularly well trained, but what do you imagine would be the effect on the gas cylinders inside a burning car soaked in petrol? They would have exploded. Not with the power of dynamite or perhaps even some improvised home-made explosive, and probably not able to blast the nails very far, but there would have been a fireball and some blast damage. If you think otherwise, would you be prepared to stand near to such a burning car? I suspect not. At the time that the devices were intended to ignite there would have been a significant presence of late night revelers in the area. I accept the police experts assessed it as being a 'viable device' whereas the 'experts' consulted by theregister are not even identified. Who would you believe? The police did not say it was of an advanced design nor will they detail its failings - they don't want to provide additional help and advice to the next group of bombers, do they? But it would have caused damage and potentially loss of life if it had ignited properly. We do not yet know why the bombs did not ignite and it is possible that something that the would-be bombers purchased to manufacture the bomb was below standard which would hardly mean the terrorists were incompetent, simply that we were lucky. Of course, if like theregister you only consider bombs to be effective if they kill more than 'x' people then you like they have a very low opinion of human life. Even one life is too many. I do agree that this particular attack does not, by itself, appear to justify the expenditure that the UK government has made in combating terrorism. The public does not have all the facts and cannot make such a judgment. If one does not agree with how the politicians and security forces are handling the situation then one should make sure that one uses his/her vote at the next election to elect a party that will do more of whatever it is one thinks they should be doing. If not, one has to accept that the government and everyone else are doing the best that they can although they, like anyone else, are far from being perfect and mistakes will be made from time to time. I also agree that the terrorists would also benefit from the training being discussed in this thread. They might be using different explosives but learning a little more about where and how to place them for maximum effect would undoubtedly be useful information.

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    1. Re:I challenge theregister's findings by bateleur · · Score: 1

      whereas the 'experts' consulted by theregister are not even identified.

      Did you read the article to the end? The writer himself used to work as a bomb disposal specialist.

      Personally, I have no idea whether what he says is correct, but this guy isn't just offering some random opinion based on nothing whatsoever. I'm inclined to consider his viewpoint relevant.
    2. Re:I challenge theregister's findings by janrinok · · Score: 1

      I did read the article but I overlooked that point, my apologies. You are correct, he has a valid viewpoint and considerably more experience than many (all?) of us here on /.. But, unless he has access to current police and security intelligence, he does not know why the latest bomb attacks failed; he will only have the same information as you or I have. I stand by my opinion that although the 'bombs' would not have exploded with the force of some of the devices that the author might have been more used to, they still had the potential for significant damage and posed a threat to life. We should all be grateful that the attacks were not as serious as they might otherwise have been.

      And to perhaps counter his observation that they latest attacks might not justify the expense so far, today 3 separate terrorist trials reached a verdict of guilty in the UK. I personally consider that part of the governments' investment well spent. It is always good to have a success every once in a while.

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  74. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know this is way too much thinkofthechildren, but as a kid, I nearly blew my hands of several times, and I dont want my kids to do what I did."

    Your post makes your point quite nicely, that is, people as stupid as you should not be handling explosives.

    Unfortunately it appears too late to stop you from spreading your stupidity...

  75. Re:Safety isn't first by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, you can for $1295 in Oregon, and the price includes transportation, meals and all the high-order explosives!

    (This post does not represent any endorsement of said program)

  76. Re:Safety isn't first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shit. If safety was first, they wouldn't have explosives at all. It'd be called "padded cell camp."

    Anyone who really wants to put safety first should stay in bed.

    --kyler

  77. Great, so engineers are Masons now? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But on the other hand, it is illegal without a licence, and for a very good reason, and to give this knowlegde to unlicenced kids?

    I think this is a terrible attitude, and it's sad.

    You need a license to buy explosives, not to learn about them. One of the precepts of our entire society is that information isn't sectioned off into little 'need-to-know' chunks, controlled by cabals or trade organizations.

    You can't practice medicine without a license either, but nobody goes around trying to lock up all the first-aid manuals or anatomy textbooks. We don't let random individuals set up shop as Professional Engineers and start greenlighting bridges, but anyone who wants to can go and read about finite element analysis; there's no secrets there.

    Turning society into a series of closed, medieval-Masonic-ish 'knowledge cults' isn't going to help us in the long run. And frankly, if that sort of secrecy is what's required to "protect" society from terrorists, I seriously question the value of what you're preserving.

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    1. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't let random individuals set up shop as Professional Engineers and start greenlighting bridges,
      Mwahahaha. I just got my PE last week. If anyone wants a shoddy bridge greenlighted, give me a call.
    2. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by CompMD · · Score: 1

      "Turning society into a series of closed, medieval-Masonic-ish 'knowledge cults' isn't going to help us in the long run."

      Tell that to the administrators of public schools in the United States that continue to have skyrocketing tuition, increasingly difficult admissions requirements for no good reason, and focus more on cranking out four-year graduates than competent professionals. The universities will only let you have knowledge if you are willing to pay them exorbitant amounts of money.

      The knowledge cults are already here, the divide between those with knowledge and those without is huge. Then again, I live in a university town, so perhaps I am jaded.

    3. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      The knowledge cults are already here, the divide between those with knowledge and those without is huge.

      I think the point was that there's nothing stopping you from learning those things on your own. You won't have a degree to show for it afterwards, but you can buy all the books and other learning materials that you want, or check them out from the library if you don't want to spend money.

      In America, if someone doesn't have knowledge about a field it's because they have chosen not to study it.

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    4. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      True. And I agree with you, the higher education system (actually, the entire educational system) is screwed up. (Although I have zero confidence in any of our political leaders to improve the situation, and I think they might make it worse.)

      I think there's a difference though between having a monopoly over information itself, and over the sort of "vetting" that universities and technical schools / professional bodies provide.

      There's no real information taught at any university, at least in the formal curriculum, that's not widely known. What a student is really buying from the university is the diploma -- a piece of paper that essentially backs up the graduate, and says "so-and-so University has declared this student to be something slightly more than a complete imbecile." That's it.

      Nobody is willing to hire you without one, because they don't want to have to go to the work (perceived or actual) of determining whether you're really what you say you are. If I walk into an interview and say "sure, I'm a physicist, learned it all on my own in my spare time!" somebody might believe me, but more likely they're going to tell me to GTFO. It would be difficult for them to determine (particularly if they're just a HR drone and know nothing about physics themselves) whether I'm really as knowledgeable as I claim, or whether I just spent a few hours skimming Wikipedia that morning. Lacking either the means or the interest to test me themselves, they rely on the reputation of outside agencies -- universities, usually -- who get paid a lot of money to both educate and then certify students as "educated."

      Although this system does lead to a whole lot of problems, I personally don't have a great replacement for it. Yeah, it would be nice if HR departments cared less about what little pieces of paper you had, and were more willing to evaluate applicants on their merits and self-training, but I think requiring that might do bad things to the job market, since it would make finding new hires such a major ordeal.

      I'm certainly open to better ways to do it, though. But at any rate, I think there's a major difference between that sort of 'certification centralization' and outright censorship of material except from a chosen few people.

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    5. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, the real fault lies with lazy, incompetent HR departments of Corporate America, who use the college education as the first and only measure of a job applicant's suitability. This is the primary barrier to (meaningful) employment, so of course, demand for a degree (any degree) goes way up, and the market prices this commodity accordingly. Until the degree, itself, becomes mostly just a ticket to employment, and pretty much means nothing more.

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    6. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, at least where certain fields of engineering are concerned, there's certifications, tests, credentials, professional organizations.

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    7. Re:Great, so engineers are Masons now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One of the precepts of our entire society is that information isn't sectioned off into little 'need-to-know' chunks, controlled by cabals or trade organizations.

      Really? Then
      why is technical
      and industrial know-how
      locked up in
      pay-to-view websites
      in the US?

      anyone who wants to can go and read about finite element analysis; there's no secrets there.

      Great. Now where are the directions for extracting stigmasterol from soybeans and using it to make corticosteroids?

  78. Re:Safety isn't first by Carlinya · · Score: 1

    Now that sounds very interesting. I think it was more of a precaution that they sent him off rather keep him there.

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  79. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    I am happy that nobody died. Nevertheless, this doesn't change the simple fact that a group of people, 8 people large, planning a terrorist-attack over a period of months, with an outcome such as this, has made a pathethic attempt.

    pathetic:Arousing scornful pity or contempt, often due to miserable inadequacy.

    I think that covers it pretty well, actually.
  80. He forgot the tags. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the most popular type of explosive used when making car bombs. They've known it for years. McVeigh used this. It's been on prime time news.

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the GP was being a wee bit sarcastic.

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  81. screw band camp by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    *allison hannigan voice* And this one time at explosives camp...

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  82. The way I see it... by Shaltenn · · Score: 1

    It's a similar situation to guns of any type. Would we rather see these kids doing this under the supervision of trained people who know what they are doing or going to some random website and figuring out how to do it themselves and having no precautions?

    I would love to go to this camp, it sounds very interesting - and far superior to the camps I went to as a highschool student.

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  83. The Glasgow Flamers by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Glasgow (for want of a better word) "bombers" I think Flamers is a better word. It suggests a degree of crispyness or that flame grilled flavour.

    Fair to assume they're capable of intelligence Hmm. I'm not so sure. I'm far more concerned that these guys were imported into the NHS, and that there are potentially even more equally dumb people masquerading as doctors.

    Still. It's good that religious nuts don't believe in experimentation.
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    1. Re:The Glasgow Flamers by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

      > Still. It's good that religious nuts don't believe in experimentation.

      That would require Scientific Method, and you never know where that lead :-)

  84. We've blown up lots of these camps in Afganistan.. by bodland · · Score: 1

    Sheesh...combine this with Jesus Camp and we have our own terrorist training camps.

  85. After a while it becomes a job by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 1

    After working at Aberdeen Proving Ground for a couple of years I realized that blowing stuff up quickly becomes just a job. After getting over the "they are paying me to blow stuff up" thrill you realize how bogged down you have to be in safety procedures. It quickly becomes just another job. It is amazing how quickly you get used to hearing big booms in the background and the smell of burning brush and the sound of water carrying helicopters overhead putting out range fires. Soon you don't even notice it anymore.

  86. Re:Safety isn't first by Morosoph · · Score: 1

    2. Safety precautions when handling explosives. Well it can't be number 1, or there'd be no course.

    If freedom is first, safety can't be!

  87. Re:Safety isn't first by LiLWiP · · Score: 1, Informative

    Article is misleading! Not unusual for /. but still! You can ONLY go if you are a high school student and if you are considering UMR, and well, just read yourself from the FAQ:

    Who gets to go? Twenty Junior and Senior high school students who are interested in enrolling at UMR and are at least 16 by the first day of camp.

  88. Re:Safety isn't first by Divebus · · Score: 1

    "That's because safety information has more punch when you're able to show what happens when you"

    The saftey briefing is done by Gary Überbanger, who walks out with no arms and half his face missing. People write down whatever he says.
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  89. Re:Safety isn't first by Idbar · · Score: 1

    None of the parents of your post were signed as ACs, neither yours. Why did you start your post with "Anonymous Coward"? Did you reply to the wrong person?

  90. Re:Safety isn't first by Ours · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your sig couldn't be more appropriate with your message :-).

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  91. I went to UMR by Stop+A · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and worked for Professor Worsey in his lab. It was a great experience--got to blow stuff up, got some machine shop experience, got to work in the mine.

    In reference to another thread, I seem to recall that Worsey is a US citizen. It was quite a multi-cultural experience, there was another prof from England, a brief visit from a South African, a Pole and a Russian.

    If you meet Worsey (and aren't in mixed company), ask him about sheep and wellies...

  92. Because all terrorists... by Rix · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Because all terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Because all terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because most terrorists are Muslim

      Note #4

  93. In Soviet Russia... by breckinshire · · Score: 1

    Explosives go to people camps!

  94. Re:Safety isn't first by LordEd · · Score: 1

    Just walk up to the Whitehouse and you can get on it for free.

    Say to somebody, "Take a good look at it. It isn't going to be here much longer. Just wait and see."

  95. Who to sign up... by ancientt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, I'm not feeling motivated to sign my kids up, but can I set up a scholarship for the neighbor's kids?

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    1. Re:Who to sign up... by charlieman · · Score: 1

      Sure, give your neighbor's kids knowledge in explosives, that's the smart thing to do.

    2. Re:Who to sign up... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, give your neighbor's kids knowledge in explosives, that's the smart thing to do
      Yes. The best thing to do would be to take the course yourself. "Damn kids still playing on *my* lawn, are they?" [*BOOM*]
    3. Re:Who to sign up... by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      Giving the neighbor's kids knowledge in explosives safety is probably what was intended...

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    4. Re:Who to sign up... by Starteck81 · · Score: 0

      Yes. The best thing to do would be to take the course yourself. "Damn kids still playing on *my* lawn, are they?" [*BOOM*]


      I don't know if homemade claymores are part of the course.
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  96. Re:Bad idea by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

    WHY do people mark me as a troll? Where's the sense in teaching people how to use explosives without even a background check? As far as I can tell, they're not even requiring people to piss in a cup. If you're working construction they're going to need at least that before you're going to be allowed to work with explosives.

    Jeez, what's with the political correctness around here?

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  97. Re:Safety isn't first by Kaffien · · Score: 1

    unprimed dynamite can lead to serious premature explosion risks. It in itself is a safety measure.

  98. Security Through Obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because security through obscurity is a great idea. Thanks for the help, geek.

  99. That thing that buzzed over your head was my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do Christians en masse support such violence? Yes or no?

    Do Christians en masse dance in the street and hand out candy when 3,000 civilians are MURDERED? Yes or no?

    Got the balls to answer any of those questions?

    The post I was replying to was trying to claim Christians are violent. As if the reactions to "Piss Christ" were anything near the reactions to fake reports of flushing one single Koran. (Hey, Islamofascists - I use the Koran for toilet paper! HA HA!)

    And the site that post implicitly claimed as authoritative had a column that tracked picketing events in a table of "violence and harassment". So, claims from that site are dubious at best.

    And I'll freely admit that http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/ is hardly an unbiased site. But even if only 10% of their claims are correct, that's one helluva stinging indictment of Islam. And we all know that they're correct on a helluva lot more than 10% of their claims.

    Guess how many major world religions actively set out to claim non-members are sub-human and deserving of death? (And, FWIW, that a woman is worth only half of a man as a basic part of their theology...) Guess how many major world religions actively set out to breed suicide bombers?

    I'm sorry, but your attempt at moral relativism has failed utterly. To put it simply and irrefutably, "turn the other cheek" != "72 virgins".

    Dance all you want. You can't refute that.

  100. Re:Safety isn't first by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

    > So after step one, the intro to step two is most likely "See, kids, and this happens when you forget to..."

    Also known as the "We're gonna need another Timmy" method.

  101. Re:Bad idea by megaditto · · Score: 1

    What "services"? Suicide bombing?

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  102. One Time at Explosives Camp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I shoved a stick of dynamite up this guys... well just go see for yourself.

    Google for goatse, see what really happened!

  103. Re:Safety isn't first by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be fair, the building from the middle east was in the country illegally anyway.

  104. Re:Safety isn't first by eck011219 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do you deport someone in the program if one of the requirements is U.S. citizenship? Where do you deport them TO?

    I know you can have joint citizenship, but can you be subject to immediate revocation of your American citizenship AND immediate deportation without a hearing? More to the point, can you do that to a minor?

    I don't mean to call your statement into question (okay, I guess I do, but I don't mean it as a personal attack) -- this just doesn't seem to add up somehow.

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  105. Re:Safety isn't first by Xtravar · · Score: 1

    Menard's, Home Depot, Lowe's, etc.

    Go buy a truck load of fertilizer on your credit card.

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  106. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly a fictional response.

    User's first ever post. Includes a cockeyed story about a deportation (when as another poster pointed out, only US citizens can attend)

    I love how mods on /. will give a post interesting/insightful without even the slightest thought if the person is making it all up, provided their grammar is passable and there is no glaringly obvious troll sentiment expressed.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how mods on /. will give a post interesting/insightful without even the slightest thought if the person is making it all up, provided their grammar is passable...

      Hey, who can blame them? It happens so infrequently!
  107. Reply:Mission First is correct, Safety ain't first by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    Who said (or something like); "Mission First, Safety Always unless it conflicts with Mission"?

    If you are taught to kill, then maybe you will live long enough too do some other less
    important stuff like fuck and drink whatever is available.

    Whoops, I am off-topic again, but this does relate to the cousin Bin Laden comment?
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  108. Re:Safety isn't first by hsqueak · · Score: 1

    If you are a dual national you can indeed lose your American citizenship. Whether or not it would be immediate, and then followed by deportation, most likely depends on the circumstances. Either way there's likely to be a hearing unless proof was given that the citizenship was obtained fraudulently.

  109. Re:Safety isn't first by Sven+The+Space+Monke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is the safety briefing done by J. Walter Weatherman? "And THAT'S why you never hold a live blasting cap"

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  110. Re:Safety isn't first by Gospodin · · Score: 1

    cheney@whitehouse% grep -i lorded terrorist-watch-list.dat

    cheney@whitehouse% LordEd 840443 slashdot.org

    Yep. Now you're screwed.

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  111. Goose, goose, goose... duck! by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Right, so it's OK for USA to teach its kids about explosives? Imagine the outcry if someone heard about a similar program taking place, say, in Iran. I can already see the headline we would be getting: "Iran training dozens of kids into becoming terrorists with an expertise in explosives."

    This is because far too many training areas in Iran (Imam Ali, Bahonar, Crate Camp, Fateh Qani-Hosseini, etc.) focus on training civilians in the military application of explosives. This is focused on the engineering applications of explosives. That said, I wonder how the people running the Explosives Camp would react if someone sponsored 20 or so poor, black, inner city kids with known gang affiliations but no arrest record for a few weeks at the camp.

    This is the same sort of fuzzy logic we see with USA possessing nuclear weapons and yet demanding that Iran be prevented from ever having any.

    So, a president who is a deranged religious fanatic, and surrounded by other religious fanatics with no sense of restraint... no, wait, that doesn't work. Oh... and who has said he considers the very existence of a particular country sufficient grounds for the use of nuclear weapons! Yeah, the US is in a particularly lousy position to argue it at the moment, but yes, I do think that nuclear weapons should be kept out of the hands of completely unrestrained lunatics whose view of history is massively delusional and counterfactual.

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  112. OMPC Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look for the cheaper One Mine Per Child porject

  113. Re:Safety isn't first by joe-a-dad · · Score: 1

    I logged in as a parent. Note handle is joe-a-dad

  114. Re:Bad idea by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    My "what-if"s are plausible - whereas yours are mostly in fantasy land.

    This was such an incredibly piss-poor effort that it makes me wonder if it was a some kind of diversionary move, either to draw attention from something else or to make the security forces complacent so the real action has more chance of succeeding.

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  115. MOD PARENT UP by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    was going to post same thing

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  116. Re:Safety isn't first by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    If you are a dual national you can indeed lose your American citizenship.

    Ummm... how?

    Also, to grandparent, great-grandparent seems to mean "kicked out of the program" not "deported from the US".

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  117. Re:Safety isn't first by Hemogoblin · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I am not an american citizen or familiar with most of its laws. I am however an Immigration Officer in Canada.

    I don't know about American citizenship, but I sure as hell know that what you described would never occur in Canada. Once you have attained citizenship, you CANNOT lose it unless you originally obtained it fraudulently. A naturalized Canadian citizen is no different from someone born here. How ridiculous would it be for someone born here to be deported? What you're probably refering to are laws pertaining to permanent residents (immigrants). I'm comparing Canada and the USA since we have somewhat similar immigration laws.

    In any case, I think the GP meant "deported" from the camp. Ie, expelled and not allowed to continue blowing stuff up.

  118. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want, I'll piss in your cup.

  119. Mod *this* parent UP. by Prysorra · · Score: 1

    Uhh...WOW.

    Maybe not fictional, but very suspicious. Good catch.

  120. Re:Safety isn't first by hsqueak · · Score: 1

    You can renounce it. You can effectively renounce it by committing certain acts (see state.gov for specific details). So if you were judged to have committed an act of treason you could lose your citizenship.

  121. Re:Safety isn't first by cancrine · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much of a hearing they could have had in 12 hours.

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  122. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the months pass, and young American men who has done nothing wrong

    Going into other people's countries and blowing their families to crispy bits is something wrong.

    and indeed are willing to put their lives on the line for defending something they believe in, keep dying and dying and dying, and no progress is in sigth,

    Iraq didn't attack us. None of our soldiers are standing up for or defending anything. They are tools of aggression used to deny liberty in the interests of profit. Those are not good people halfway across the world murdering innocents so Bush and Co can get richer off the backs of the American people.
    Here is the only patriot in the whole fucking military. The rest are traitors acting against the interests of this nation.

  123. Re:Safety isn't first by hsqueak · · Score: 1

    If it was "deported" (="expelled from the camp") then it could've taken 12 minutes.

  124. Re:Safety isn't first by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    How do you deport someone in the program if one of the requirements is U.S. citizenship? Where do you deport them TO?

    Cuba?

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  125. this is good for the system by recharged95 · · Score: 1
    Prevention is good only with education of the thing you're preventing.

    In the end, aside from what the social and political nutjobs (left and right) say, this is good for engineering and expanding the knowledge and curiosity of people. Really.

  126. Citizenship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an immigrant to the US, I've been hesitant in acquiring US citizenship because it is indeed 2nd class. During the first few years as a naturalized citizen, any felony can result in losing the acquired citizenship, which would leave me stateless. Felonies in the US can include things such as using your neighbors wifi, possessing 1oz of pot, and quite a few other ridiculous things depending on your locality.

    1. Re:Citizenship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come to Canada. You can use my Wi-Fi.

      In Canada we don't even deport people that commit crimes and are not citizens. Deportation is rather rare.

  127. Re:Safety isn't first by cpotoso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    She'll be the second female at UMR!

  128. Just as a quick off-topic by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I'm not one of the 3%, but in some ways I'm close.


    Just as a quick off-topic: unless you've either been diagnosed as a sociopath, or actually been in a situation to do someone a lot of harm and couldn't even think why you'd ever care about what they feel, you don't really know that. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't.

    See, everyone is able to rationalize evil, whether as the logical course of action, or as the natural state and behaviour of the human species. Or both. That's why those 3% are accepted and even admired by many. They're the guys "tough enough to do what needs to be done", or similar excuses. It doesn't really make you one of them just because you can follow a logical argument, even one boiling down to "well, it's logical to kill someone to get their stuff if you need it". Everyone can follow such an argument, just because, well, we all have brains.

    To actually be a sociopath, you'd need to not even understand why you'd care about that other guy, nor need to rationalize it to yourself in any form or shape. It's all about lack of a connection to the other humans, in a nutshell. It's sorta like being the only human, in a world of unimportant, dumb, expendable NPCs. They don't matter, their feelings don't matter, they're just there to be manipulated, deceived, hurt, even killed, if it keeps you entertained and you can get away with it. (I.e., you might still postpone it, if you suspect the other NPCs would show up with pitchforks and torches at your door.)

    The test is, sorta, if push came to shove and you had to pull the trigger, if it still came as natural as "well, duh, it's what humans _do_" or you had to get past an "omfg, I can't do it" reflex, and if you could look yourself in the mirror the next day without going "omfg, what have I done."

    We humans have a nasty side, yes, and can even kill each other naturally in a fit of rage. Getting us to commit premeditated murder, though, is a much harder proposition. Which is why we had to invent all those mechanisms to help get over that natural reflex.
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  129. Re:Safety isn't first by treeves · · Score: 1

    Good choice. From what I hear UMR has a very good ChemE program. AFAIK, a lot of the people working at Brewer Science (a company that makes specialized chemical products for the semiconductor industry) are UMR grads, being right there in Rolla and all.

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  130. Even after a by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    gangbang?

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  131. Wow, what a racist thing to say by dharbee · · Score: 1

    Since when does non-US citizen equal "brown"?

    Funny how you tried to make a point and displayed your racism as a result.

  132. Re:Safety isn't first by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm not an American citizen, but I am a legal permanent resident who might one day apply for citizenship. I was looking at this stuff a couple of years ago and I believe I read that citizenship *can* be revoked from a naturalized American citizen for a variety of reasons (crimes, terrorism, etc). Of course, if citizenship is revoked the ex-citizen is immediately subject to deportation because they're in the country with no visa or other paperwork...

    I have to say it sounds kinda odd that that could happen, because during the swearing-in ceremony the new citizens disclaim all rights to their country of origin, and supposedly the USA therefore does not recognize dual citizenship. I'd definitely prefer the Canadian way of doing it.

  133. Re:Bad idea by deadweight · · Score: 1

    There is a pee test for terrorism? I *read about* ahem *cough* *cough* that high school kids in decades past figured this stuff out WITHOUT either the internet OR a formal class.

  134. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    Well, this "terror cell" was, pathetic.

    Even more pathetic are the so-called terrorism experts who are on the news, talking about this attack as if it were some sort of actual threat to the safety and security of Western Civilization.

    But the WORST are the ones breathlessly claiming that this was an Al Qaeda attack.

    The morning of 9/11, I *knew* it was Al Qaeda, because the attack bore all the hallmarks of the typical Al Qaeda attack; which were most publicly well-established in the Africa embassy bombings. The most distinguishing characteristic of a true Al Qaeda operation, was a very sophisticated coordination of multiple events. It was really kind of an ego thing for them; because the whole point of terrorism, was to inspire terror. And the ability to pull off such coordination meant that these guys were damn good at what they did.

    That's why these Glasgow punters were not Al Qaeda. If they claimed to be, the real Al Qaeda could probably take them to court for trademark violation. They don't inspire terror. They inspire a chuckle. And perhaps a few more guards, and maybe an increase in insurance premiums at airports.

    I know this, and I am not a "terrorism-expert". I just mildly pay attention once in a while.

    What truly terrorizes me, is that the supposed "experts" don't apparently even do that anymore.

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  135. Am I a sociopath? Not really... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    To actually be a sociopath, you'd need to not even understand why you'd care about that other guy, nor need to rationalize it to yourself in any form or shape

    Please note that my statement didn't say that I'm a sociopath. I was trying to say that I'm a bit closer to them than the average person. I know I'm not a true sociopath. You see, I understand why.

    Yes, there are circumstances where I'd do my best to kill another human. In those circumstances, I'll pull the trigger. The only hesitation would be verifying my aim.

    I think that it's a matter of I think that human society, as built, depends on trust. I like human society because it's nice. I don't have to break my back to get food on the table, there are cures to various diseases, etc... In return there's an element of trust, a social contract. I get really irritated at those unwilling to live by that contract as it disproportinately drags the rest of us(including me) down.

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  136. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    What's ironic, is that we (America) showed these people how to do exactly that (defeat a superpower), in the 1980's in Afghanistan.

    Particularly in the Afghanistan situation, "public opinion" was possible to manipulate, in an oppressive communist country, where there was no free press: The Soviet Union. Against this weapon, the US occupation of Iraq does not stand a chance.

    The ironic part is; US war-planners could have planned this war, (hell, they have known it was coming since 1992) - they could have easily predicted this response, and equipped their effort appropriately. Out of sheer stubbornness (or arrogance), they failed to do so. This time, it's not just a bunch of "dirty hippies" who oppose the war. Some fairly powerful monied interests are looking at what the financial burden of this effort will be, and they don't want to pay for it any more.

    Military planners have to start thinking about how they're going to defend this country, without bleeding its economy dry. Yes - GDP has been doing okay in recent years. But have you looked at the value of the DOLLAR lately? That's what happens when you PRINT a couple hundred billion dollars a year - with no production to back it up.

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  137. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention where all the money for the madrassas comes from:
    Americans gassing up their Hummers.

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  138. why they want US citizenship by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I guess that they probably require US citizenship in order to be able to catch someone if they do something nasty. A person from another country can escape easier, but a US citizen is subject to the US legal system and is a foreigner in any other country, and is probably easier to track down by US authorities. However, in my opinion, this doesn't increase safety at all. A terrorist could possess fabricated documents or really have dual citizenship.

  139. Re:We've blown up lots of these camps in Afganista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice...

    Yeh, we've got 1 Christian a week running into shopping malls and restaurants blowing themselves up and 20-30 patrons. You're exactly right,... Christians are just like the Palestinians.

    Idiot.

  140. Re:Bad idea by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

    Are you really saying that teaching people to blow stuff up without doing a background check is a good idea?

    Astonishing.

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  141. We had this in Ireland in the 1980s... by easter1916 · · Score: 1

    ...and it was called Cooperation North; we'd twin with "Norn Iron" nationalist troublespots (in our case, Andersonstown in West Belfast), go up there for a couple of weeks, learn how to make molotovs to throw at the Sasanach on the anniversary of the introduction of internment, on Easter Sunday, on Bloody Sunday, etc.

    Such fun! But the chance of a live round being sent back our way convinced those of us from the Republic that throwing petrol bombs isn't something to do for entertainment in the long term.

  142. Re:Bad idea by deadweight · · Score: 1

    What kind of background check are you going to run on USA citizen HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS? Maybe you should have a security clearance to learn to fly airplanes or rent a Ryder truck too.

  143. It's not nearly as hard as you claim by dharbee · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

    Also, please stop misusing the term "sociopath". There is really no official diagnosis of "sociopathy" as it is generally regarded as a type of antisocial personality disorder.

  144. Re:Safety isn't first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you deport someone in the program if one of the requirements is U.S. citizenship? Where do you deport them TO?

    Cuba?

    No, Canada.

  145. Re:Safety isn't first by easter1916 · · Score: 1

    That's an outrage. I think all children should threaten to blow up buildings from the middle east. Think of the taxpayer dollars we'd save if we just send our kids over there with explosives and let them-- oh, wait a minute. We do do that. We just give them uniforms now.

  146. Re:Safety isn't first by charlieman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Some child threatened to blow up a building from the middle east and he was deported 12 hours later.
    Gee, you paranoid americans can't take on a joke right?
  147. Graduation day by moankey · · Score: 1

    I would be weary if the finals exam is to be held at the Gitmo testing center.

  148. Re:Safety isn't first by dlanod · · Score: 1

    I'd go out on a limb and assume he meant "deport" as in "removed from the camp". Or would that be too logical?

  149. Ah, yes, Milgram by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah, yes, Milgram. I'm aware of it, and the objections to it are many. It could make a thread all by itself.

    Let's just say, though, that:

    1. That people can obey authority, isn't exactly new in and by itself. We have an army, don't we? Claiming that you can just turn people into an equivalent of Eichmann, though, is a whole other thing, and so much bullshit it could fertilize a few acres.

    On one hand we have (A) people who were coaxed at every step, weren't face to face with the victim, in some versions were assured by 2 additional teachers that it's not dangerous, etc, and even so a lot were disoriented and even shocked after the experiment, vs (B) Eichmann who continued to send people to the concentration camps even after he was ordered not to. And knowing full well what happens there. I'm sorry, but other than as trolling, I can't see how anyone can put an equals sign between the two.

    2. None of the participants were face to face with the victim, and essentially we don't know what they even thought or understood there. Did they really think "I'm killing someone" or maybe, "this has to be a joke?" I know I'd think the latter in such an incredible a setup. Being asked to administer someone unseen a 450 V shock, ranks up there with "press this button to have an invisible unicorn kick and invisible gnome."

    The debriefing was superficial to the extreme, and even so, apart from a couple of people who claimed life-changing revelations, most seemed to not even have fully understood what they have done. The "omg, I had a revelation about myself" gang were actually extremely few, although quoted all over the place. The number of those who weren't even sure what the experiment did, if anything at all, outweighed them by far.

    3. Even if you take his number at face value, obedience was by and large proportional to the number of figures of authority reassuring the subject that they're, not, in fact, doing anything dangerous. Even whether the experiment happened in an university (where you'd assume no mass killings would take place in broad daylight), or not, played a huge role and modified the percentage quite a bit.

    When additional "professors" were involved, compliance varied between almost none, when the additional "professors" said it's dangerous to go any higher, to almost complete, when they said it's perfectly safe.

    I don't know about you, but I can hardly put an equals sign between (A) someone doing something, even as bizarre as in the Milgram experiment, while reassured (directly or indirectly) by experts that it's safe, and (B) Eichmann and the like, who knew full well what they're doing. Unless you make an experiment that says, in a nutshell, "push this button to kill someone", I don't see how that equivalence can be argued in any form or shape. Here the reassurance from figures of authority was that you're _not_ actually doing anything dangerous. It's just not the same thing.

    At most, what the Milgram experiment measures, is to what extent people would trust an expert against their common sense. But I suppose that wouldn't be as good for trolling for attention as, basically, "hey, looky, we can make people act like a famous (at the moment) war criminal". I mean, the former is just why you take medicine even if it makes you feel worse, while the later makes headlines.

    4. Since that "it's not nearly as hard as you think" seems to be aimed at my claim that it's hard to turn a normal human into a premeditated murderer, I don't see anything suggesting premeditation in Milgram's experiment either. Even if you want to trust his conclusions to the letter, it's at best some people who were pressured to continue all the time, and at some point went with the flow because the authority figure next to them kept nagging them to continue. That's a freakin' huge difference between that, and, say, telling someone "the day after tomorrow you go and blow up a school." Most people gave up as soon as the authority figure wasn't in the same room (or wasn't perceived as enough of an authority figure, for that matter.)

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    1. Re:Ah, yes, Milgram by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "I don't see anything suggesting premeditation in Milgram's experiment either."

      Some of the participants were made aware that the shocks were lethal. I'd say that this awareness qualifies the actions as premeditated. I'd say your assessment of what the Milgram experiment was is severely flawed. It has nothing to do with an individual's willingness to follow commands, and everything to do with an individual's willingness to act in an antisocial manner when made aware that there will be no consequence.

      You're not the first to make this mistake.

  150. Re:That thing that buzzed over your head was my po by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And the site that post implicitly claimed as authoritative had a column that tracked picketing events in a table of "violence and harassment". So, claims from that site are dubious at best.

    Sounds like you were so quick to try and discredit that site that you didn't bother to read anything else on the page. Nowhere did it say picketing was a violent act. Just look at the table, read the other columns. Bombings, arson, murder, assault, death threats, bomb threats, etc. These are the violent acts. The number of arrests, number of picketing events, and number of blockades was to give more information as to the level of protest each of those years. I just don't understand why you would discredit something, without first figuring out what it is that you're trying to discredit. If there's more information out there, why would you want to keep it away instead of learning from it?

    As far as there being more islamic acts of violence than christians in the US, you are comparing apples to oranges. People in that area are generally very religious. Their society is very religious. They believe they are fighting for their god, when they go down the street and blow up a building. There is a lot of tension in that small area, due to opposing religions who all believe that they are fighting for their god... When they grow up seeing each other blowing each other up for having different religious beliefs, they are more likely to accept that as being normal. On the other hand, here in America, Christians aren't being gunned down by Jews who are being car-bombed by Muslims. Fortunately, we are lucky not to have that kind of violence. People will go to much more extremes when defending what they truly believe is right. Especially if they fear it will destroy what they believe in. Firmly held beliefs tend to trump rational thought or compromise.

    What scares me are these Christians who are looking at all of this violence in the Middle-East and getting the idea that we need to do something to the same effect. People are forgetting that this nation was founded so that we could be free to believe in whatever we wanted, and instead trying to turn this into a Christian state. While I agree that religion is very important for people individually, I will never agree that the state should push any one religion. You cannot have a free nation with independent thought, if everyone believes the same thing or gets their beliefs from the same source. You must have diversity, people trying different things, to move forward. How will we do anything new and unique, if everybody is doing the same thing? There are at least a few Christians out there who are using their religion to try and directly influence politics and the way people vote. Personally, I think it's wrong to take advantage of people by having their religious leaders to tell them to vote and for whom. Religion should not be used for controlling the masses. Those days are gone, or so I'd like to believe.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2061773048 178434620 -- Interesting documentary. Don't worry, it doesn't try to disprove religion. It's a documentary by a Christian theologist who travels to different religious locations trying to find information about how the bible was written, and who all had a hand in it. Very interesting, and it's comfortable for anyone to watch no matter their religion.

  151. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to reach that far for straws, you might as well say your mother contributes so much to global warming because of all the CO2 she exhales.

  152. Re:Safety isn't first by eck011219 · · Score: 1

    No -- that's probably not what he meant. "Deported" in this context is pretty specific, particularly given that he seems to indicate that the kid who made the threat was from the Middle East.

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  153. I worked with Dr. Worsey to open a cave by BilGe · · Score: 1

    In late 2001 and the first half of 2002 a bunch of cavers worked to open a new entrance to Carroll Cave. Dr. Worsey provided the explosives expertise and training. He arranged for the donation of explosives and blasting caps. Most important, he and his students provided transportation of the explosives from the magazine to the dig site and back. Using nothing but volunteer labor, we blasted a hole 30 inches in diameter 120 feet straight down through limestone to get the new entrance. The new entrance is now the main way to get into Carroll Cave. Without Dr. Worsey's help we would never have got it done. While helping with the blasting I attended a week-long training session for work. At the beginning of the session everyone was asked to tell something interesting about themselves. I had just spent the weekend handling explosives, so I told the class that a bomb-sniffing dog would probably go positive on me. Naturally I had to explain and show pictures, with the consequence that we started 45 minutes late. The first time I worked the dig we were about 50 feet down. The blasting was still throwing debris out the top of the hole, so we parked all the cars several hundred feet away. From 50 feet down and 200 feet away the blasts were strong enough to set off car alarms. Standing at the bottom of a hole 30 inches in diameter and 100 feet deep with a bucket of dynamite hanging by your head makes one think very carefully about what you are doing. Dynamite is actually quite safe. You cannot set it off with fire, though you probably could set it off with a large firecracker. The really dangerous item is the electrical blasting cap. We kept those in a locked box away from the digging until the last possible minute. Only one person handled the electrical detonator while everyone else stood WAY back. The only serious injury we had during the whole project was a broken foot when one guy dropped a jackhammer with the point down. We had zero injuries from explosives. There were assorted cuts and bruises from working around sharp metal and an air compressor way beyond its prime. Carroll Cave has a web site with many pictures of the dig project. If you are really interested, Google on it. I don't think the server can handle a SlashDot effect, so I won't post the URL here.

    1. Re:I worked with Dr. Worsey to open a cave by hidave · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I did some caving when I was in the Spelunker's Club at [then] UMR. Visiting Carroll Cave was probably the highlight of the couple of years doing that. Some of my friends helped map the place.

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  154. Re:Safety isn't first by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

    Well, someone has to write it down..............

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  155. Re:Bad idea by zobier · · Score: 1

    idiots on YouTube with the anarchists cookbook Have a link?
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  156. Guess you never heard of Timothy James McVeigh by milette · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia... "commonly referred to as the Oklahoma City bomber, was convicted of eleven federal offenses and ultimately executed as a result of his role on the April 19, 1995, Oklahoma City bombing. The bombing, which claimed 168 lives, was the deadliest act of terrorism in American history until the September 11, 2001 attacks and remains the deadliest incident of domestic terrorism in the United States."

  157. Where was this when I was in high school? by j741 · · Score: 1

    High school was a long time ago for me, so I don't think I'd fit in on this one. So where's the course for the 30 year olds who just want to blow stuff up and not go to jail for it? I'd love to 'play' with all sorts of different types of explosives. Why do the kids get to have all the fun?

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  158. Re:Safety isn't first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joe the troll :-) Nice

  159. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    Sure, your are perfectly possible. But again: there's no indication whatsoever that any of it, or anything similar, happened. Furthermore the "draw attention away" argument is, frankly, silly.

    What do you think, will this act *reduce* or *increase* the scrutiny over other actions performed by this group over the last few months/years ? It's kinda a no-brainer to say "increase", no ? In other words, if they *had* done anything of the sort you hypothesize, this act would draw attention *to* it. not *away* from it.

    Furthermore, several items are just dumb. I don't see how being dumb helps in any way. Carrying a mobile phone, registered on your own name, having it turned on constantly, while on the run from the anti-terror-police. Sound like a clever thing to you ?

    I agree, it was a piss-poor effort. I just don't see any plausible reason to assume that it was anything MORE than that.

  160. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    That's true, but you miss my point. Those of the US public who thinks going into Iraq was wrong *already* and from day *one* wanted the US troops back out of it. Convincing those ain't needed.

    The tactic is aimed at convincing those of the US population that where *originally* convinced entering Iraq was the *rigth* thing to do that, infact, doing so is going to cost tons of young men (and a handful of women) their lives, and accomplish very little.

    It appears to be working well too. Popular support for the Iraq operations have been declining steadily.

  161. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm all with you, and very much critical of US foreign policy. I was only deliberately avoiding provoking because on Slashdot it only arouses flamage and results in little worthwhile discussion.

    Interestingly, when I post critical questions from my account with the not-obviously-foreign URL/email/name, most people tend to agree, or if not, atleast consider some of the critique fair. But posting anything *too* critical of US-policy from my obviously-norwegian account has, in the past, always resulted just in flames.

    Seriously, you guys are on good way to losing two of the biggest advantages you used to have. First, your friends. Did you know that the general public in Norway (and many other countries in Europe) considers USA a larger danger to world-peace than Iraq, Iran and North-Korea combined ? (ain't commenting on whether you really are, only on the fact that people *think* you are.)

    Secondly, your image as being "the good guys". Maintaining that requires playing fair -EVEN- towards those people who do not extend the same courtesy to you. Even a mass-murderer gets a fair trial and a good defence-attorney. The whole Gitmo (and similar) affair have -SERIOUSLY- weakened your image as "the uprigth defender of peace, justice and democracy"

    Most people I speak to don't understand. *every* person under arrest is either a criminal, or a POW. There *are* no "third" category. Or *shouldn't* be in a country ruled by law anyway. And the way Gitmo is deliberatedly placed outside of US borders, on *Cuba* of all things. It's hard not to think that this is done in order to be able to treat the prisoners in ways that would receive more protests where it on US soil.

    Your economy is, in general, doing OK. Though I'm happy that I'm underinvested in dollars (and have been for half a decade), your war-efforts are, as you say, very expensive. And your trade-deficit is, frankly, not long-term sustainable. You cannot over decades continue to import more than you export, without the end-result being that you are owned by foreigners. (much of the trade-deficit is balanced by foreigners investing in the USA. But unlike the products imported, the ownership of US companies is an *investment* the imported goods are mostly *consumed*)

  162. Re:Safety isn't first by NusseDK · · Score: 1

    Oh no its not. Its because this camp is organized by geeks :)

  163. Re:Bad idea by Obvius · · Score: 1

    Miserably inadequate - yes, I think that sums up the bombers' efforts quite accurately. Whether that should arouse scornful pity or contempt is my point. 8 people fail to murder hundreds - my reaction is not 'That was a pathetic effort', but instead 'Thank goodness they had no idea what they were doing'. Perhaps we mean the same thing - it matters little.

  164. Re:Bad idea by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

    Same one you run on anybody. High school students aren't little angels, you know.

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    No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
  165. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    Well, honestly, we're just another in a long list of superpowers who've peaked, and are on the decline. Maybe it's a natural cycle, maybe it's preventable, who knows? Maybe in 20-40 years, we'll be a kinder, humbler power, or maybe there will be a different map.

    Frankly; a lot of the policies on detention, torture, etc. have more to do with political manipulation than anything else. A lot of Americans watch too much TV; (perhaps that's a function of our prosperity, and as our standard of living continues to go away, so will mass media's influence?) - in the post-mortems of Nazi Germany, they had this concept called zeitgeist (literally "time mind", or a pervading political attitude). The majority of us are spoon-fed propaganda from a very few media outlets, they see a story of common criminals inflicting pain on others, and then "getting off on a technicality" - and the justice system, with it's rights and loopholes, is blamed. So anger is directed there. So when a leader steps forward, and does what this base of people want, he wins elections. Pure and simple - the actions of the Bush Administration was the result of pressure to pander to the redneck base. And once they got in power, they robbed the treasury blind. Through outright fraud, war profiteering, bribery, etc. I hate to see these criminals go free, but it looks like they have the power to escape justice. And what's left will be a former superpower, wondering what we were thinking, and where all our power and prosperity went.

    I generally do think that Americans are really good people - and that our system of government, with all it's flaws, is great. We just took our eyes off the ball for a generation or two. I think we'll survive. We'll suffer. For a decade or longer. But we'll survive. And hopefully, we'll have learned from these mistakes.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  166. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    Profits from petroleum sales, in the middle east, in particular, become very concentrated among the royal families of the UAE, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. It's well-documented that certain members of these royal families funnel huge sums of money to madrassas. In fact, shortly after 9/11, a particular Saudi Prince with business ties to the Bush family, had made payments to one of the 9/11 hijackers. But don't let the facts get in the way of your god-given right to your lifestyle.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  167. Re:Safety isn't first by siriusnova · · Score: 0

    "Would be terrorists were weeded out. Some child threatened to blow up a building from the Middle East and he was deported 12 hours later. I think they know a lot about safety."

    I go to the University of Missouri - Rolla and I am an Electrical Engineering major, you seem to be missing a few facts.

    The man was from India, not the Middle East, he had a breakdown because of getting (of all things) a C in his masters courses due to depression. He has not been deported and is in jail pending a trial.

    We have a very multicultural faculty from all over the world who are truly interested in their students as compared to just getting research grants.

    We aren't "politically correct" but we also welcome everyone with an open heart, studying engineering/math related courses for hours a day tends to weed our prejudices when you need tutoring or help from the Indian/Arab/Chinese/Pakistani etc.. student who barely speaks any english yet manages to get straight A's in all his courses.

    UMR isn't politically correct, but it sure isn't a hillbilly university either, we have some of the smartest and brightest people i have ever had the oppurtunity to go to class with and study under, and they have come from everywhere on the planet. Everyone is welcome at UMR.

  168. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    Everyone is happy that they failed. That's beyond debate.

    But I want them to fail on a *larger* scale. Not just the individual terrorrists failing to acomplish their individual plans. True, I want that *too*, but it's not enough.

    The larger goal of terrorists is to induce terror. To make people panic. To make people *scared*. Which they think will further their political/religious agenda.

    I'm pointing out that I'm *not* scared. To the contrary, it appears to me that most of the so called terrorists are ridicolous clowns that couldn't bomb their way out of a paper-bag.

    Yeah, thank goodness they can't. But also: If they think *this* is going to make us scared, they must be kidding.

  169. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    The majority of us are spoon-fed propaganda from a very few media outlets, they see a story of common criminals inflicting pain on others, and then "getting off on a technicality" - and the justice system, with it's rights and loopholes, is blamed. So anger is directed there.

    Your justice-system *is* infact getting ridicolous. What astonishes me is not that anger is directed there. But that not *enough* anger is directed there. I don't see why Americans stand for it. You guys used to mean it seriously when you said "justice for all". These days there's not much trace of a joke left when someone appends " who can afford it." to the above.

    How long ago did SCO-vs-IBM start ? *what* is the rationale for making a system that makes it possible to completely stall for half a *decade* and not be told to "put-up-or-shut-up" ?

    So when a leader steps forward, and does what this base of people want, he wins elections.

    It is, unfortunately *much* worse than that.

    • Winner-takes-all ensures that you have only two important political parties.
    • Campaigning-rules are such that in aproximately 80% of your presidential elections, the candidate that spends the most money wins.
    • Winner-takes-all (yeah, I'm aware not all states have it) ensures that if you live in a state where one of the two parties has a solid majority, your vote *literally* is irrelevant.
    • The strange combination of per-state representatives in the electoral college means that the guy with the most votes doesn't nessecarily win.
    • The system actively encourages voting for the "lesser of two evils" rather than for the person you *actually* prefer. It's an "interesting" idea to have a "democratic" system that punishes people for voting for the man they consider best suited.

    Pure and simple - the actions of the Bush Administration was the result of pressure to pander to the redneck base. And once they got in power, they robbed the treasury blind. Through outright fraud, war profiteering, bribery, etc. I hate to see these criminals go free, but it looks like they have the power to escape justice.

    Only aslong as the US public accepts it, which I'm completely flabberghasted at. Why ? How did you cultivate such a large base of so stupid (I don't mean to be inflamatory, as you can clearly see, I'm a great fan of the values that USA used to represent, which is why I'm so saddened to see them go!) people ?

    I generally do think that Americans are really good people - and that our system of government, with all it's flaws, is great.

    American people are just as good and just as bad as people elsewhere. Your system of government, however, is more than flawed. It is fundamentally broken, and getting more broken all the time.

    We just took our eyes off the ball for a generation or two. I think we'll survive. We'll suffer. For a decade or longer. But we'll survive. And hopefully, we'll have learned from these mistakes.

    You're only going to recover if you start taking seriously your own values again. Limits on power. Respect for human rights. Freedom. Liberty. Responsibility. Justice for all. ("enemy combatants" inclusive!)

    I hope you're right. I don't *think* you're right in the short to medium perspective (5-15 years), but I'd be absolutely deligthed if you are !

  170. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    Well, if you look at Germany, in the aftermath of WWII, (enforced partition and occupation, absolute devastation of major urban areas, etc.) and look at Germany today - they did recover. They're an intelligent and industrious people, and so it goes for the USA as well. Maybe you're right - maybe it *will* take more than 5-15 years. . . I tend to look at how the USA recovered after the devastation of the Great Depression, and use that as an example - though apparently, we've forgotten entirely, the lessons learned there.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  171. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    That's a different kind of devastation. USA ain't a country bombed to ruins. USA ain't a country with a large fraction of its industrial capacity blown to smitherens. USA ain't a country with a significant portion of the 20-40 year olds killed, injuried or otherwise traumatized. USA ain't a country under occupation.

    So, the situation isn't comparable in any way shape or form. I'm not *talking* of economical decline, that would be silly, since USA is actually at an all-time-high for industrial production and financial riches. (You may be in a depression 2 or 5 years from now, but you aren't currently)

    I'm talking about the erosion of *values* of *democracy* of *freedom* of *liberty* of *privacy*. It's not the same thing.

  172. Re:Bad idea by jafac · · Score: 1

    USA ain't a country bombed to ruins. USA ain't a country with a large fraction of its industrial capacity blown to smitherens. USA ain't a country with a significant portion of the 20-40 year olds killed, injuried or otherwise traumatized. USA ain't a country under occupation.

    It's easy to imagine this being the case if the Bush/neoconservative policy agenda continues for another 5-10 years. Given our level of debt to China, our military unpreparedness, our precarious economic position (despite a fair GDP growth - other indicators are very troubling) - Germany got into its trouble prior to WWII, in part, because of the debt obligation incurred after WWI. Both Germany and Japan were trying to militarily grab oil resources to fuel their otherwise booming economies; Japan attacked the US in response to the US oil embargo. Germany attacked the UK in an attempt to secure North Sea oil reserves. The leadership of both of these countries was convinced they'd win, militarily, and had no idea they were going to get their asses handed to them. I'd say the US is in roughly that position now. Who is going to attack the US? If we attack Iran, there are other regional powers who will be very unhappy with the US making that oil grab. China. Russia. EU. Perhaps an alliance. It's clear that if we continue our present course, we're headed for disaster.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  173. Re:Bad idea by Eivind · · Score: 1

    That is not actually true. The leadership of Japan was never generally convinced that they could "win" a war against USA. Yamamoto, the chief commander of the Japanese navy, for example, had studied both at U.S Naval War College and at Harvard, and where personally opposing the attack on the U.S. atleast partly because he thougth that war unwinnable. After the attack he stated that he feared that all they had done was waking a sleeping giant and filling him with a terrible resolve. He was rigth. And he wasn't the only one in the Japanese leadership to think along such lines.

    I'm still not seeing the connection to present day USA though. Yes your government is indebted. Yes part of the debt is held by foreigners. (most of it by private US citizens and corporations though) Yes this gives the same foreigners influence. (me for example ! each and every Norwegian owns US state-bonds and stock for aproximately $10.000, those who invested privately in addition owns more)

    But get real. Your military isn't just the largest on the planet -- it is larger than the sum total of military spendings in ALL OTHER COUNTRIES COMBINED. This tends to be a shocking revelation to many Americans, but really, it is, and the fraction is growing by the minute.

    You are planning to spend $533 billion on the military. The following places are: UK $66, France $60, Germany 57$, Japan $47. The world *TOTAL* spendings for 2007 are estimated to 1050 billion. So your spendings account for aproximately 51% of total spendings. Insane is a pretty weak word for it.

    A concrete comparison ? USA spend $533 billion and has aprox 300 million inhabitants. So spendings are at $1800/inhabitant, or if you prefer, about 4.5% of GDP. Norway spends $4 billion and is about 4.6 million, so about $870/inhabitant. But we're also somewhat richer, so about 1.7% of GDP.

    It may be as "unprepared" as you want (though I question if any other country has a military that much more "prepared" for an invasion), but USA being invaded military is currently just flat out impossible. Sure, you can suffer the occasional lost *battle*, but you sure as hell won't lose a *war* on your own soil. (not in the short to medium term anyway, if you're talking 20 years plus, then anything is *possible*, allthough not very *likely*)