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  1. Wind powered A/C on Chevy Volt Rated At 230 mpg In the City · · Score: 1

    In the 1970s we called that Model 455 AC.

    4 windows rolled down at 55 mph.

  2. Standby/Hibernate on Classic Game Console Design Mistakes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I want the nextgen consoles to have a standby or hibernate mode like a Windows box. I would no longer have to issue fatwas against game designers who put save points three hours apart.

  3. For the LOL impared on Psychopaths Have Brain Structure Abnormality · · Score: 0

    crazy people haz crazy brain

  4. Re:Huh? on Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity · · Score: 1

    4. Deadly Creatures 6. Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People

  5. OMPQ on Even More Restriction For German Internet · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Zugangserschwerungsgesetz...

    ...Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

  6. Re:They forgot single on Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity · · Score: 1

    Ah, so then Duke Nuke'em should have been a black, homosexual, vegetarian, married female eskimo.

    I'm as white as they come, and I would totally buy that.

    Hell, *my* inclination is to play characters that are as unlike me as I can get, or *make* them if it's a game with character customization. My XBox Live avatar doesn't look anything like me, and I change it periodically. I had a little mini-Obama wearing a derby for a while simply because it amused me to do so.

  7. Re:Why does this matter? on Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity · · Score: 1

    Make a game where the heroes are black or some other minority and see how well that will do.

    You mean like the gazillion selling GTA:San Andreas?

    And, c'mon... how many times in the past ten years or more has the villain- in games, movies or TV- been the "Evil White Businessman" archetype?

  8. Huh? on Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity · · Score: 1

    Here's my characters from the last eight games I played:

    - An Asian female warrior with a big sword
    - A talking dog with an insane rabbit sidekick
    - A humanoid lizard
    - Half time tarantula/half time scorpion
    - A little burlap sack creature
    - A Mexican wrestler
    - A fuzzy, yellow cat-like alien with a robot sidekick
    - A gust of wind

    Play along at home by guessing the eight games. :-)

  9. Flamebait? REALLY? on Hackers Get Free Parking In San Francisco · · Score: 1

    A lot of gangsters reading Slashdot today?

  10. Re:Too Many Free Variables on Fewer Than 10 ET Civilizations In Our Galaxy? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Human beings are the alien probe!

    Only in Soviet Russia.

    And man, we had better start compiling that report that's due when Quetzalcoatl/Jesus/Osiris/Thoth/Viracocha

    I think Xenu was the project manager on that one.

  11. Re:Parking Meter Botnet on Hackers Get Free Parking In San Francisco · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Organised crime which led to murder on the streets of Westminster." (The murder was after one gang started taking the money from meters in another gang's "territory").

    But that's one gang member killing another gang member. That's not so much a "crime" as a "service to the mankind."

  12. How about the camera? on Games That Design Themselves · · Score: 1

    Can they make the fraking camera more intelligent? The camera in Ninja Gaiden II killed that game for me. Whee! I get to fight while looking at my character through a fence/railing/screen!

  13. Re:everyone's doing it. on Pakistan Used Google Earth For Military Targeting · · Score: 1

    Insha'Allah

    For those that don't know, that's the Islamic version of the anime Inuyasha about a young Muslim boy who dreams of becoming a full fledged djinn.

  14. Sprouts is the promised land on UK's FSA Finds No Health Benefits To Organic Food · · Score: 1

    They also have fresh "All-Sorts" licorice and regular licorice in about 2000 flavors. The first time I went there, I bumped into something, looked down, and beheld a wooden barrel filled with mini peanut butter cups. Then I saw the row of bins with 500 types of trail mix and snack mixes. About then I passed out from the emotional overload.

  15. No dutch folks on The Pirate Bay Ordered To Block Dutch Users · · Score: 1

    How about couples who are actually dating?

  16. Oh noes! on Tetraktys · · Score: 1

    What has the world come to when we can't rely on our works of fiction for our facts! Oh, Discordia!

  17. The obvious one on Which Game Series Would You Reboot? · · Score: 1

    Pong... with cutscenes.

    *bloop* Unlocked achievement! Your paddle has reached level 50.

  18. Just have more JRPGs on Gamerscore Hacking and Its Underground Economy · · Score: 1

    In those things you can finish every sidequest, beat every optional boss, find every item and anything else you can think of gameplay-wise, and still only have 150/1000 points. I remember Blue Dragon had achievements for getting each character to level 99, something I think I'd still be doing 18 months later if I attempted it.

  19. Re:Have I got this right? on Tron Legacy Exposed · · Score: 1

    We're getting a Tron sequel, but still no Season 1 & 2 of Reboot on DVD. It's a crying shame, I tell you. :-(

  20. Executive committee on Tron Legacy Exposed · · Score: 1

    No matter how silly the movie is, they'll at least get my money for sheer nostalgia.

    MOVIE EXEC 1: (snorting coke from breast of hooker) See, Larry? Your whole idea about making good movies is pointless. Add some zombies to Tron Legacy and we're golden.

    MOVIE EXEC 2: (snorting coke from other breast) Yeah, you're right, Bob. I'll get those other nostalgia movie projects greenlit.

    MOVIE EXEC 1: Have them add more sparkles to the Twilight sequel. I totaled my Enzo last week and need another.

  21. Someday... on Australian Net Filter Gets One Step Closer · · Score: 1

    ...we'll evolve beyond governments.

  22. Re:Namespace on Stroustrup Says New C++ Standard Delayed Until 2010 Or Later · · Score: 1

    Stupid fag. They always do that when talking specific version of a language. Now go back you jerking off over your pathetic Java code.

    HOW DARE YOU!!!1!!

    I've *never* programmed a single line of Java code!

    Hmph!

  23. Re:How about "Robots Only" on White House Panel Seeks Input On Spaceflight Plans · · Score: 1

    No, we did it because we didn't want someone else to do it first.

    All of manned spaceflight since then has been, "Umm... now what?"

  24. Namespace on Stroustrup Says New C++ Standard Delayed Until 2010 Or Later · · Score: 4, Funny

    C++0x

    Yes, well, that just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

    Maybe he can get one of those hieroglyphs like Prince.

  25. Yes, it's logical fallacy day here on Slashdot on Ireland Criminalizes Blasphemy · · Score: 1

    Someone being an agnostic does not mean they are also unsure about the separation of church and state. The founding fathers, who wrote the concept into the nation's documentation, were deists, not atheists. I know Christians who *hate* the mixing of religion and politics.

    You cannot absolutely derive an individual's stance on church/state separation from their stance on theology.

    The Zeus gambit: People can be agnostic of basic theological concepts, but be atheistic about Zeus sitting on Olympus. It's general agnosticism versus specific agnosticism. Most self describe agnostics are actually of the latter kind. When you venture into the absolutist realm of "If a person thinks X they must think Y" you need to review your position.

    Personally, I'm an apatheist. It means I don't care if there is any sort of higher order, and I personally expand that in include not giving a gnat's fart what you or anyone else thinks about that. However, I stand firmly on the side of separation of church and state, and have been active on that front for many years.