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  1. Re:well ... on NASA's Kepler Discovers Multiple Planets Orbiting a Pair of Stars · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course it isn't Tatooine itself

    Yeah, we figured that bit out.

  2. Re:Yep on The Programmers Go Coding Two-by-Two — Hurrah? · · Score: 1

    4 out of 5 mods disagree with you, anonymous entity, or just got the reference. :-P

  3. Yep on The Programmers Go Coding Two-by-Two — Hurrah? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we can all see where this is going.

    Programmer centipede.

    You know I'm right.

  4. Re:Step one on PC Makers In Desperate Need of a Reboot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dumb is where you find it. The dumbest person ideologically I have ever met was a chief scientist where I work. Always going on about what he'd do if he were in charge. Batshit stuff. I finally told him that should that ever come about, I'd *personally* command the rebel army against him. The baffled look on his face was priceless, and it stopped him prattling on about mothereffing, fartsucking politics in my presence at least.

  5. Re:fire the board. on PC Makers In Desperate Need of a Reboot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, please... Fuck you and anyone who can't handle accurate criticism of anyone other than lily white males.

    So glue a cock to her and paste on some chest hair. She represents the worst of the American business mindset. Go read what she helped do to Bell Labs and Lucent.

  6. Re:fire the board. on PC Makers In Desperate Need of a Reboot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ah, yes, Carly "I never met a well compensated, high tax revenue generating engineering position I didn't want to ship overseas" Fiorina.

    How is the old bat doing? That senate run didn't work out so well, did it? Wonder if she spent any of her $20 million severance package on it.

    As bad as she was at HP, many any gods or goddesses that exist NEVER forgive her for the destruction of Bell Labs/Lucent. She was part of the team that brought about the end of pure research at Bell: research that once led to transistor, the silicon microprocessor, fiber optics, communication satellites, Unix and C++. Oh, and it was a Bell antenna allowed humanity first heard the echos of the Big Bang.. Bell Labs was a key component in the USA's post WWII tech boom.

    So, basically, fuck that cunt.

  7. Re:The PC is Dying on PC Makers In Desperate Need of a Reboot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There will always be someone to service the market. We use all sorts of weird PCs for data capture and analysis at work. The company that makes our sells a few hundred a year tops. Doctorow rants about civil wars aside, there will always be a nice for general purpose (or high end specialty) computing.

  8. awesome on New Face Paint Protects Soldiers Against Bomb Blasts · · Score: 4, Funny

    When asked if the face paint was too thick, a soldier demonstrating the product said, "Mmmph mmmm mmmh mmmph mmm mmmmph."

  9. ZOMFG! OF COURSE!!!! on Would You Pay an Internet Broadband Tax? · · Score: 1

    And that new tax revenue stream would go directly to creating a nationwide wonder network of gleaming fiber and BAH HA HA HA HA! Yeah, yeah... uh huh

    And we'll all get freshly baked cookies delivered by the new "Keebler Over Ethernet" protocols, and pretty birds singing sweet rock and roll will gives us free porn apps! And Stallman and Doctorow will put up shiny new HTML 6/Web 3.0 web sites detailing the coming enslavement of humanity because some people like the iPhone.

    Cue the ACs calling me a horrible person for being so negative about the government and not having a 1500 page solution to the world's problems that does not involve unicorn magic and well timed pandemics.

    Wheee! Monday!

  10. call Ant Man on Stanford Researchers Discover the 'Anternet' · · Score: 1

    Hank Pym's super ants got out of the lab again.

  11. Re:Ex-military, current paranoid schizophrenic on Judge Orders Release of Ex-Marine Detained Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 1

    How the fuck does this rate troll? All I really did was agree with the OP and make an Aeon Flux (animated) reference.

  12. Re:Ex-military, current paranoid schizophrenic on Judge Orders Release of Ex-Marine Detained Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 2

    Did you reply to the right post? Personally, I think the guy needs help, not jail, but the mental health landscape in this country is abysmal.

  13. Re:Ex-military, current paranoid schizophrenic on Judge Orders Release of Ex-Marine Detained Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 1

    Apparently I lost you earlier where I used the word "unbelievable". :-|

  14. Re:Sweet Jesus on Microsoft Unveils First New Company Logo In 25 Years · · Score: 1

    Only if it looks back.

  15. Re:Privacy on Paying Through Facebook May Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    Or go to SnootyMart like me. :-) It's not the cheapest, but they have a deli, bakery and butcher in store that are the best for miles around, and the loyalty card along with cash register generated coupons generally brings the prices in line with other, scruffier stores.

    They redid the store last year to replace most of the harsh lighting with moodier indirect stuff, and at Christmas they bring in a grand piano and someone to play holiday tune. Last year's dude took requests. He knew the freaking Claymation Christmas version of We Three Kings. That was epic.

    It's not all about numbers.

  16. Re:Privacy on Paying Through Facebook May Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    I always know it's over for something I like when it starts to get stocked on lower and lower shelves. :-(

  17. Re:Privacy on Paying Through Facebook May Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    I have one.

    The experience has been uneventful other than the occasional 2 for 1 on the french bread rolls from their awesome bakery. Sweet Feathery Jesus, they make sourdough French bread that can cause spontaneous orgasms like in the Matrix. Wish I had some right now. ...

    WTF was the topic again?

  18. Eh? on Paying Through Facebook May Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    I have perfectly good credit card that gives me perfectly good rewards to the point that I run my whole life through it and get nearly a thousand dollars a year in free stuff. It's also with a bank that is S.H.I.E.L.D.-like when it comes to detecting and snuffing out unauthorized shit. So why do I want some other middle man to get in the way again?

  19. Re:Huzza! on Paying Through Facebook May Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    Or a lawyer wizard! O.O

  20. Re:Ex-military, current paranoid schizophrenic on Judge Orders Release of Ex-Marine Detained Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 1, Troll

    The most unbelievable thing in that scenario is that Bush is smart enough to pull such a thing off.

    Maybe he means it as a code or a metaphor. :-)

    But, yeah, the flying saucer men are probably really the flying saucer men.

    Free cookie to anyone getting that reference.

  21. Sweet Jesus on Microsoft Unveils First New Company Logo In 25 Years · · Score: 4, Funny

    That thing is so bad the f is molesting the t out of sheer despair.

  22. Re:We no longer regulate ads and mail order produc on Should Medical Apps Be Regulated? · · Score: 1

    Talk is cheap and easy, AC.

  23. Re:But...? on Improving Uranium Extraction From Seawater, Inspired by Shrimp · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but the potential of extraction from seawater is mind boggling. The Japanese have been working on this for a long time, and they estimate the uranium content of the main current off their coast carries by more uranium in a year than the total known reserves left in the ground. I just hope the Fukishima disaster doesn't put a damper on the basic research they are doing.

  24. Re:It's okay on The Mathematics of 'Legitimate Rape' and Pregnancy · · Score: 1

    Ah, I was just teasin.

  25. Re:It's okay on The Mathematics of 'Legitimate Rape' and Pregnancy · · Score: 1

    Bzzzt! Wrong.

    No, it didn't happen, but there is a story/fable/legend where the correct answer is two.

    If the next question was "Which of Luke Skywalker's hands did Darth Vader cut off" would he say "Neither, it never happened"?