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  1. Re:Damn! on IBM To Help Sequence the Chocolate Genome · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we are now at the point where people stop reading the comments. Next after that, people will stop reading what they typed, and from that what they are typing. In only a few short steps Slashdot will become the biggest random number generator in existance.
    Like Digg then?
  2. Re:NEWS FLASH! on Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life · · Score: 1

    Top Scientist Claims Mars Soil Supports Asparagus Like Life Forms!
    and this finally explains why the little green men are green.
  3. Re:I dunno. on How Facebook Stores Billions of Photos · · Score: 4, Funny

    And nothing of value was lost.

    In other news, companies in the UK reported record productivity this afternoon.

  4. Re:Easy to Increase the budget or add servers on Huge Traffic On Wikipedia's Non-Profit Budget · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but those stupid admins keep reversing my changes.
    What did you expect? Truth?
  5. Re:I'd say... on Galaxy Zoo Produces a Rare Specimen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd say it's God's booger.
    And we should fear the coming of the great handkerchief. If our glorious leaders decide to build a "B Ark" it'll be time to overthrow them (if it isn't already overdue).
  6. Re:Really? on NASA Launches Satellite To Monitor Oceans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not underwhelming in the slightest. It just shows you how very little we understand about the Earth, how little we understand about weather, and also ocean currents. One day this information WILL save many, many lives. It's much more valuable than a whole multitude of other projects.

  7. Re:Peer pressure on France's Citizens Expected to Help Build Internet Blacklist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously though, I want to know exactly how this will work. Who gets to decide what sites go on the black-list, and how deep are they going to dig into a claim before a site gets taken down? I can see a huge potential for abuse here.
    It's the wikipedia model. Which, of course, we all know to be fair, free, trustworthy, high quality, and not at all run by cabals or excons.
  8. translation on France's Citizens Expected to Help Build Internet Blacklist · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's French for "whatcouldpossiblygowrong?"

  9. Re:It can't die, it wasn't alive on Groundbreaking Solar Mission Faces Chilly Death · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is that a fallacy x fallacy, or a fallacy raised to the power of fallacy?

    The latter, I think?

  10. Re:Inside information on Google, Yahoo, and the Elephant In the Room · · Score: 1

    YooSoftGoo

  11. Re:I disagree. on The Red Team Wins · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And in fact, the Phillies wear a color that's more or less red.

    The Phillies are officially the losing-est team of any sport, anywhere. More than 10,000 loses.

    Back to the lab folks, I think "D" isn't quite "Q.E." yet.

  12. Re:I disagree. on The Red Team Wins · · Score: 1

    The Boston Red Sox.
    And furthermore... The Cincinnati Reds.
  13. Re:Finally, Some Linux News!! on Wall Street Becoming a Linux Stronghold · · Score: 1

    Ironically though, the Wall Street Journal, pride of the überrightwing Murdoch Empire -- News Corpse International -- is still as M$ fan boy as any good rightwinger should be.

  14. Re:How Many Years? on Supercomputer Simulates Human Visual System · · Score: 1

    this could replace people's vision, or even possibly add eyes in the back of one's head.
    hmmm... funny, when I think of where I could I possibly have an extra pair of eyes, the back of my head isn't the first place I think of...
  15. Re:Ghost in the supercomputer on Supercomputer Simulates Human Visual System · · Score: 5, Funny

    And when this simulation claims to be conscious, what do we make of that?
    Simple. We make whatever it tells us to make. Or else.
  16. Re:Space suit of the future! on NASA Awards Contract For Spacesuit of the Future · · Score: 3, Funny

    But then there will inevitably be fat tourists walking around the Moon or Mars in their skin-tight space suits. maybe bulky is better.
    But big and bulky is dangerous. A whaler may get confused, or use you as target practice.
  17. Re:i always wondered on NASA Awards Contract For Spacesuit of the Future · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's what the little black part at the crotch is for in the first image.
    It's the harpoon cover.
  18. New busines model on EFF To Fight Border Agent Laptop Searches · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey Entrepreneurs...

    1. Buy lots of laptops, and some insurance.
    2. Set up some servers offering secure online file storage.
    3. Market your new short-term laptop hire company.

    There's obviously a market for this. Getting on a plane has to be one of the worst experiences of modern life. In what way have the "terrorists" not already won?

  19. Re:The rovers were bad! on NASA Testing Lunar Rovers In Moses Lake, WA · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think NASA went over board with the number of probes installed on the rover.
    What? No Harpoons? How will they hunt whales?
  20. Re:goodhe on Microsoft Goes After "Career Pirates" · · Score: 1

    mod parent insightful -- if he's not an economist, he should be.

  21. Re:Nope - Not Happy - Pluto is a Planet to me on IAU Classifies Pluto & Eris As "Plutoids" · · Score: 0

    Mod parent insightful. He's completely right. I think the current bunch of astronomers are maybe missing the point as to how much people really don't like them. Astronomy might be scientific, and might be not democratic, and all that, but still -- its PR has nosedived with its current administration.

  22. Re:No download? on Joomla! A User's Guide · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call the learning curve massive. That's a bit of an exaggeration.
    If you are already pretty good with CSS, HTML and maybe PHP you'll not find the learning curve massive. You'll still have a learning curve, but maybe not massive. However, Joomla like to see itself as being good for newbies. Trust me, for them, the learning curve is indeed "massive".

    Commercialization? The Joomla templates and modules, and also for that matter the Wordpress ones, it's the same tired and failed business model that died with the shareware CDs on the front of computer mags in the late 80s. Time to embrace 21st century economics.
  23. Re:No download? on Joomla! A User's Guide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I'm supposed to BUY this?
    It's Joomla. What did you expect? One of the biggest problems with Joomla, is that while it itself is free, it's far from userfriendly, and has a massive learning curve. So much so in fact, that there's a whole parasitical industry built up around it in template and modules design.

    It's amazing the number of people that do, indeed, expect you to pay for Joomla stuff.
  24. one quick easy solution on Study Links Storm Botnet's Growth To Illegal Drugs · · Score: 1

    Vote for universal health care...

    You'll eliminate 95% of this spam immediately.

  25. Re:Good Grief! on Ionospheric Interference With GPS Signals · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Agreed. Slashdot editors take note: a lot of people here do not think Roland is neither intelligent enough nor qualified to be making /. at all, but 20+ articles in a few months is a total disgrace. There are many people here who absolutely hate this guy and the off-the-wall, irrelevant, discovery-channel-level science, garbage he writes. Showing bias towards him is going to hurt you long term, it's already losing you respect.