Groundbreaking Solar Mission Faces Chilly Death
iamlucky13 writes "Over 17 years ago, the Ulysses spacecraft was launched aboard the space shuttle Discovery for a unique NASA/ESA mission. While nearly all other probes travel along our solar system's ecliptic plane, Ulysses used a Jupiter gravity assist to swing 80 degrees out of plane, carrying it over the sun's poles for an unprecedented view. During a mission that lasted four times longer than planned, it has flown through the tails of several comets, helped pinpoint distant gamma-ray bursts, and provided data on the sun and its heliosphere from the better part of two solar cycles. Unfortunately, the natural reduction of power from its radioisotope thermal generator means it is now unable to even keep its attitude control fuel from freezing, and NASA has decided to formally conclude the mission on July 1."
attitude control.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
They should have put solar panels on it.
The mission lasted 4 times longer than was planned. Not too shabby (unless you compare to those Mars rovers that just keep going and going...). Sure beats having the mission end prematurely due to stupid things like not having enough fuel or computer errors.
those Mars rovers that just keep going and going
I am waiting for Energizer to ditch that obnoxious rabbit and license the Mars Rovers for their advertising.
Cry me an icy river
...gets a little choked up thinking about that poor abandoned craft out there floating to oblivion with no one to talk to it.
Ok, back to masculinity-land...
As the Greek Geeks will know, the real (legendary) Ulysses (aka Odysseus) went on a ten-year odyssey returning home after the Trojan war. All assumed that Ulysses had died and his former wife was preyed upon by suitors seeking her hand in marriage.
To cut a long story short, Ulysses killed all the suitors when he got home and was especially cruel to a turncoat goatherd, Melanthius. Ulysses cut off his nose and ears, pulled out his genitals for dog food, then sliced off his hands and feet.
Let's home the satellite doesn't come back and find us messing about with the ISS.
Phoenix, Boston, Little Rock, see a pattern?
They must be retiring it because of its serious attitude problem. It is a teenager after all.
Which fallacy is linking to fallacies on wikipedia?
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
Does it offend you that much? Really? I'm not sure of the exact terms, but if the metaphor helps commmunication, without confusing people, then what's the harm?
it is now unable to even keep its attitude control fuel from freezing
You're fired!
That would be Appeal to Authority.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_authority
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
Is that a fallacy x fallacy, or a fallacy raised to the power of fallacy?
The latter, I think?
If the fuel's going to freeze forever after this orbit, I'd send it into the sun with all instruments lit up and see what it can record on the way down.
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You can always tell when a story is based on a NASA press release. If the spacecraft exceeded its mission expectations, it's a "NASA spacecraft." But if it failed, it's a "Lockheed-built spacecraft" (or whichever contractor they decide to blame).
For a change it would be nice to see NASA give kudos to whatever contractor built the successful spacecraft for them.
I hope that after I die the one word people use to describe me is "resurrected."
Control moment gyros would have failed after 1 year & needed 17 servicing missions + 1 protest on capitol hill. U can't beat rocket fuel.
I think it divides, so that you end up multiplying your argument by the identity, but people wonder why you stuck in that extra step.
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
Or crash it into the sun and take data as long as you can?
Shut up you ricebowl.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
with just a hint of deja vu.
Quite a few spacecraft seem to run out of power due to failing RTGs. Admittedly, these are the ones that already perform *much* better than their design-lifetime (so Kudos to the designers), but why not just equip them with a little more of the relevant isotope? After all, the mass required is really quite small, and when the missions succeed, it would be great to have a 50+ year lifespan. Is there a good reason why the amount of isotope is limited, or is it just that nobody ever expected the craft to function so well and for so long?
I think the mission shouldn't officially be over unless useful data stops coming back, and I would assume a probe even just floating around aimlessly might still broadcast back some kinda data.
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My astronomy teacher told us about it when I was still in school. Must have been around '92.
She taught astronomy at the local observatory+planetarium. Her name was the German word for Fox so she had her own constellation = Vulpecula.
Idiotically our local Christian democrat government canceled astronomy lessons in 2007. This used to be a required course for the 10th grade in Eastern Germany since 1959. (Its probably the money)
Anyway, old satellites never die, and sometimes their orbits won't even decay.
Je me souviens.
Ad Wikipediam?
Ignore this signature. By order.
It's not a fallacy unless you're using it as an argument. This is just metaphorical language.
It's either very informed indeed, or complete rubbish. I mean, "heterojunctiontions"?
Well done, I'm completely stumped.
Warp speed...
It needs to be going towards the Sun at warp speed.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
keeping active components of RTG at a distance and as they gradually decay bringing them closer together. Additionally a gradually increasing concentration of neutron reflective materials can be added as components get closer together. This would slow decay of radioactive materials and reduce temperature in the beginning potentially reducing size of radiators. This should also increase period of time for which RTG can be active by using variably reflective neutron mirrors.
and NASA has decided to formally conclude the mission on July 1."
And at that point Nasa will change the name from Ulysses to Useless
Since it's built so well as to exceed expectations x4, why doesn't someone go get it, and bring it back for an refit/upgrade and a new mission?
Worst case would be that it just looks damn good on someones front lawn.
This is great! The systems worked well up to the point until a fundamental limit, which could not be overcome, hits. The fact that they had overdimensioned it already that the system worked four times longer than planned shows that the right design decisions have been made.
Ulysses was launched on October 6, 1990. Linux was announced August 25, 1991. (hurray for wikipedia!) Draw your own conclusions.
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dopant migration in the semiconductor heterojunctiontions
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Hire this guy. Now. He makes your "tachyon pulses" look like the deranged ramblings of a man-child.
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.
The European Space Agency had a press conference about the end of Ulysses on Thursday. Brief note and audio feed. Longer press release.
The video the Ulysses Legacy has a great summary of the mission, and of the problems it now faces.
Actually, this is the archetype of a hero in western literature. Has something to do with how even religious people tend to view some of their Gods' demands.
(As a religious person, I have spent my time complaining to God, myself.)
One of the differences between religions is how much help the believer expects, and of what kind. This is definitely one of the concepts explored in Ulysses.
Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
The mainstream press will inevitably call this a rover.
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Insightful and ironic - funny!
It's cute, but it's not actually accurate. Appeal to authority only applies if an arguer uses their own authority as the argument. From your own link it is, "a type of argument in logic consisting on basing the truth value of an assertion on the authority, knowledge, expertise, or position of the person asserting it," (emphasis mine).
It would be an A2A if a Wikipedia article claimed it doesn't need citations because of it being a Wikipedia article, or only cited other Wikipedia articles which themselves had no citations or only cited yet other Wikipedia articles.
Slay a dragon... over lunch!
Sounds like a wonderful idea for Dr Who or Star Trek technobabble - but RTG's work via radioactive decay, not via fission. These ideas won't work in the real world.