They better not be those goddamned indian people that dell uses, I can only imagine the conversation!
(with him sounding like a robot-indian the whole time!)
Me: My dad is having a heart attack!!!
Him: Hello, What is your name?
Me: Its nick, but thats not important, SEND AN AMBULANCE!!!
Him: May I call you Nick?
Me: Yes you can call the effin ambulance!
Him: What is you address
Me: 34656 *cencored* dr!!!
Him: Is this the correct adress? Could you reapeat it?
Me: *repeats it*
Him: Thankyouwelcome
Me: uhhh... ok yah about that ambulance..?
Him: It will be on its way shortly
Me: Good, bye
Him: Thankyou very much for your wonderfull fone call to the vonage 911 hotline, you will be charged a fee of 500$, thankyou...
I think they should offer lower prices on software, because, there is NO WAY EVER, that I would infact pay for somthing thats 600 Dollars, and only does one thing (images!), maybie 600 dollars for a good video encoder, a blend of psp and photoshop, somthing like garage band, somthing like fruity loops, and maybie even an os, then i'll consider it, but utill then... NO
Also, don't forget, that, though the xbox did loose overall, they have beat the ps2 a few months in a row at one point in time (not in total sales but sales for that month)... And barawn does have a point with the cost of games, if games do eventually rise to 60$ like they are supposed to, well then...
Shiver-me-effin-timbers Beacuse There Is No way, at all, that i will EVER pay 60 per game, i'll pirate all the low-popularity ones, and then buy the ones i really like...
From the viewpoint of a teenager, I have quite a few choices, because of my large variety of hobbies! I have to choose from:
New Pc Parts (am planning on a 500gb hdd soon)
Xbox 360 right when it comes out
More psp games (comon crack that 1.5!)
Paintball (in general, i'm sick of using cores!)
Driver's Training: Rents are paying for half but still!
I also have a savings account, which i put 3/4ths of my gift money into every time i get some, so i plan to buy a car and pay for some amount of colledge (not full colledge, just a trade school)...
And well, THIS SHIT GETS EXPENSIVE!, And you old folks can't tell me to go get a job, my exteme case of add (and the lack of working meds) prohibits me from doing most jobs that a 15yr old kid would have, so i'm gonna have to drop some hobbies....which i don't wanna do!
Well almost every time I got a new gameboy for b-day or xmas (when i was much, much younger), they made sure the 15 games i had for the gameboy before it worked on it...
And sometimes you just want to play old games, and not have the old console, For instance, I still haven't traded in my N64, Nor will I ever, because there is nothing quite as good (for AI Multiplay), As perfect dark, that game was soo much fun, I still play it every now and then, and It was soo far ahead of its time (it supported surround sound AND a hidef of sorts)...And I guess even though the new ones are coming out, i'm afraid it will be turned into one of those "generic" ones, where its just nothing special and nothing new added to the feild, which is why people like games that add new things (perfect dark, super smash bros, halo, etc, etc, etc...)
They will try to say that it does, because that is a BIG spending point on parents, I know for a fact that if a console doesn't have backwards compatability, you have to really convince them otherwise to buy it, because they HATE wasting money on games....
(From a guy who lives inside a gamecrazy, not really, but almost)
So these new guys are our co-workers in the fight aganst viruses and such, they better be good, because if I hear that this works, im gonna go buy a mac and leave the shithole that is windows behind (this will soon be a linux box)
Though I am buying the Xbox 360, nomatter what, I am very interested with what nintendo has to offer, esp their controllers and how its just gonna be soo much more different, and it does look much, much better this time around, i usually hid that purple little cube, this time it looks like its all shiny black!
It seems like they have Quite the welcome party, I would buy it alone just to beable to play Perfect Dark Zero and Morrowind 3, Oh and quake four when that comes out, and possibly halo 3, and project gotham racing 3, and eventually forza motorsport 2, and eventually the next gta whenever that is, and it just goes on and on and on, they have one hell of a group of companies, if you nose around http://www.xbox360.com/ You will find that they have like 30+ huge companies working with them to make kickass games!
I'm not gonna count my eggs before they hatch...your telling me that this thing won't overheat? They have had problems with it ever since n64! (After say, 48 hours of nonstop playing it would either A make noises or B shut off)...And dood, i measured that, thats almost small enough to fit into my pocket!, There is no way...Well maybie there is, but i was glad to see the addition of backward compatability, esp since i sold my gamecube to buy steel batallion for xbox (very fun, but very expensive)
It sounds like you need more people, offer some extra server space and bandwidth to somebody who would be willing to watch the server 24/7 and would always know what the status of the server is, and also know what to do to fix it...
A good candidate, would be to find a guy interested in a Cs:s or HL2DM serv, sell a 24 player serv to him for 10 bux a month and the condition that if the server goes down, he should immeadiately contact somebody...
yah, uhm, thats from APRIL FIRST! This is brand new, i do not have a 1.0 jap psp, i have a 1.5, but my neighbor has one, and he has ran zelda on it, its nice but it desparetly needs sound
So does this one feather both SODs? I cant wait to get the BSOD wherever i go, but then, wait, theres more!, you can even get the RSOD wherever you go now!
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Funny that I get three of these emails, one after another, right after i finished reading this...
The names on the email adresses for me are all indian, rather odd, this isnt dell's fault is it?
They better not be those goddamned indian people that dell uses, I can only imagine the conversation!
(with him sounding like a robot-indian the whole time!)
Me: My dad is having a heart attack!!!
Him: Hello, What is your name?
Me: Its nick, but thats not important, SEND AN AMBULANCE!!!
Him: May I call you Nick?
Me: Yes you can call the effin ambulance!
Him: What is you address
Me: 34656 *cencored* dr!!!
Him: Is this the correct adress? Could you reapeat it?
Me: *repeats it*
Him: Thankyouwelcome
Me: uhhh... ok yah about that ambulance..?
Him: It will be on its way shortly
Me: Good, bye
Him: Thankyou very much for your wonderfull fone call to the vonage 911 hotline, you will be charged a fee of 500$, thankyou...
*click*
I Can only imagine....
Maybie the missles will actually get to the us if they wern't running windows me...
Maybie the linux branded cigars will taste better (in mexico of course)
Maybie havanna tux club rum will taste better then plain old havanna club!?!
who knows!?!
This is supposed to be bad news how?
I think they should offer lower prices on software, because, there is NO WAY EVER, that I would infact pay for somthing thats 600 Dollars, and only does one thing (images!), maybie 600 dollars for a good video encoder, a blend of psp and photoshop, somthing like garage band, somthing like fruity loops, and maybie even an os, then i'll consider it, but utill then... NO
OPTIMIZED SPYWARE!?!?!1
I'd never thought I would live to see this day!
Also, don't forget, that, though the xbox did loose overall, they have beat the ps2 a few months in a row at one point in time (not in total sales but sales for that month)... And barawn does have a point with the cost of games, if games do eventually rise to 60$ like they are supposed to, well then...
Shiver-me-effin-timbers
Beacuse There Is No way, at all, that i will EVER pay 60 per game, i'll pirate all the low-popularity ones, and then buy the ones i really like...
From the viewpoint of a teenager, I have quite a few choices, because of my large variety of hobbies! I have to choose from:
New Pc Parts (am planning on a 500gb hdd soon)
Xbox 360 right when it comes out
More psp games (comon crack that 1.5!)
Paintball (in general, i'm sick of using cores!)
Driver's Training: Rents are paying for half but still!
I also have a savings account, which i put 3/4ths of my gift money into every time i get some, so i plan to buy a car and pay for some amount of colledge (not full colledge, just a trade school)...
And well, THIS SHIT GETS EXPENSIVE!, And you old folks can't tell me to go get a job, my exteme case of add (and the lack of working meds) prohibits me from doing most jobs that a 15yr old kid would have, so i'm gonna have to drop some hobbies....which i don't wanna do!
Well almost every time I got a new gameboy for b-day or xmas (when i was much, much younger), they made sure the 15 games i had for the gameboy before it worked on it...
And sometimes you just want to play old games, and not have the old console, For instance, I still haven't traded in my N64, Nor will I ever, because there is nothing quite as good (for AI Multiplay), As perfect dark, that game was soo much fun, I still play it every now and then, and It was soo far ahead of its time (it supported surround sound AND a hidef of sorts)...And I guess even though the new ones are coming out, i'm afraid it will be turned into one of those "generic" ones, where its just nothing special and nothing new added to the feild, which is why people like games that add new things (perfect dark, super smash bros, halo, etc, etc, etc...)
They will try to say that it does, because that is a BIG spending point on parents, I know for a fact that if a console doesn't have backwards compatability, you have to really convince them otherwise to buy it, because they HATE wasting money on games....
(From a guy who lives inside a gamecrazy, not really, but almost)
So these new guys are our co-workers in the fight aganst viruses and such, they better be good, because if I hear that this works, im gonna go buy a mac and leave the shithole that is windows behind (this will soon be a linux box)
Wow i'll be able to Carjack a car Inside of a carjacked car!
Though I am buying the Xbox 360, nomatter what, I am very interested with what nintendo has to offer, esp their controllers and how its just gonna be soo much more different, and it does look much, much better this time around, i usually hid that purple little cube, this time it looks like its all shiny black!
It seems like they have Quite the welcome party, I would buy it alone just to beable to play Perfect Dark Zero and Morrowind 3, Oh and quake four when that comes out, and possibly halo 3, and project gotham racing 3, and eventually forza motorsport 2, and eventually the next gta whenever that is, and it just goes on and on and on, they have one hell of a group of companies, if you nose around http://www.xbox360.com/ You will find that they have like 30+ huge companies working with them to make kickass games!
I'm not gonna count my eggs before they hatch...your telling me that this thing won't overheat? They have had problems with it ever since n64! (After say, 48 hours of nonstop playing it would either A make noises or B shut off)...And dood, i measured that, thats almost small enough to fit into my pocket!, There is no way...Well maybie there is, but i was glad to see the addition of backward compatability, esp since i sold my gamecube to buy steel batallion for xbox (very fun, but very expensive)
To many big words for me...
Especially on a Monday Morning...ugh
Couldv'e sworn i'ev seen this before...
It went away after i got firefox http//getfirefox.com
It sounds like you need more people, offer some extra server space and bandwidth to somebody who would be willing to watch the server 24/7 and would always know what the status of the server is, and also know what to do to fix it...
A good candidate, would be to find a guy interested in a Cs:s or HL2DM serv, sell a 24 player serv to him for 10 bux a month and the condition that if the server goes down, he should immeadiately contact somebody...
I'd be more then willing...
Can't Be Worse Then The Roads In Detroit!
Ok, I need 3 crates of these by 5 minutes ago! The National Hamster Wheel Of Power is Failing!!!
(bush bought the cheap hamsters!)
Arg, thats pirate right!?!?
Pirates are WAYYY cooler then ninjas
PIRATE GAMES PIRATE GAMES ARG YAY!
yah, uhm, thats from APRIL FIRST! This is brand new, i do not have a 1.0 jap psp, i have a 1.5, but my neighbor has one, and he has ran zelda on it, its nice but it desparetly needs sound
As opposed to a text only tablet pc? Now that would be revoloutionary!
So does this one feather both SODs? I cant wait to get the BSOD wherever i go, but then, wait, theres more!, you can even get the RSOD wherever you go now!
Yah i heard that they arCENSORED
Yah and thats everything you need to know about it
I didn't see any dogs this time, they did a good job!
So we'll have them in under 5 years?!?! NO WAY!