On a scale of 1 to 10 'companies rated Microsoft's security at 7.6, double the rating in a similar survey conducted last year. Linux's rating was mostly the same at 8.3
It's really easy, look. I stole one of the question of the survey and added some comment.
Q:On a scale from 1 to 10. 10 been the most secure. Base on what you know (nothing), since you are a CISSP (right) and have always been doing tests to ensure that you never took the advice of your oncle best friend and never made the mistake of beleving in rumors. How do you find (insert OS here) security?
Some hours ago I submited a story to slashdot saying something like this:
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Title : Slashdot put a stop to April jokes!
"This is getting out of control" Jeff Bates, says in an interview. He goes on "The people have spoken, and from this day on, there will be no more April jokes on SlashDot. We always gives full control to all our readers anyway". Timothy Lord goes on "I am receiving too much emails about this! Even my spamd can't handle it! But thanks to Jeff, he saved the day. And posting too much story a prone to making some errors anyway."
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I don't know why, but they refuse it. I guess they only like those April jokes on readers. So I conclude that they dont have a good sence of humor. I think it was a nice try. What do you think? (Yeah yeah, I know, its their website and they can do what they want with it, and I agree totally with that "rule". So another question would be, is this story funny?):)
The other day I asked a programmer to bring me some cofee on the spot. The next day I had a new screen saver in java. You may learn from this experience.
Actually, here is the full version of what I really wanted to write!:) Come on, sing it all along!
SUING IS IN THE AIR
Suing is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Suing is in the air
Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look at big companys
Suing is in the air
In the whisper of the trees
Suing is in the air
In the thunder of the sea
And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
Don't know if I feel sane
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when you look at my idears
(Chorus)
Suing is in the air
Suing is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Suing is in the air
In the rising of the sun
Suing is in the air
When the day is nearly done
And I don't know if its an illusion
Don't know if I see it true
But its something that I must believe in
And its there whenever I dont want to
(Chorus X 4)
Since I work with a security company, methodologies used says that a security company should not take any sides. But since this is Microsoft they should have made their reseach with a tripple verification with some company like IBM, CGI and [insert security company here].
as well as a new character creation mode, allowing players to create their own fighters in the game
(I bet that...)
They do all the moves of the other caracters, but you can change the head, the torso, the legs, everything from a human to a cow. Bravo! I have never seen somthing like it (ironic).
Actually, is there a category for "Your Rights Inside" ?
Well... this can be good and bad.
Some people want to see Anna Kournikova, but not my oncle!
You forgot this one...
-Get a free iPOD!
Well, there is one thing that they did not think of! The site is now under the slashdot attack. oh... tomsnetworking.com is not FBI? My bad.
Q:On a scale from 1 to 10. 10 been the most secure. Base on what you know (nothing), since you are a CISSP (right) and have always been doing tests to ensure that you never took the advice of your oncle best friend and never made the mistake of beleving in rumors. How do you find (insert OS here) security?
A: eeee..... 8?
I will not buy this thing. I am still waiting for the phone with one touch button full capuccino control.
Some hours ago I submited a story to slashdot saying something like this :
:)
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Title : Slashdot put a stop to April jokes!
"This is getting out of control" Jeff Bates, says in an interview. He goes on "The people have spoken, and from this day on, there will be no more April jokes on SlashDot. We always gives full control to all our readers anyway". Timothy Lord goes on "I am receiving too much emails about this! Even my spamd can't handle it! But thanks to Jeff, he saved the day. And posting too much story a prone to making some errors anyway."
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I don't know why, but they refuse it. I guess they only like those April jokes on readers. So I conclude that they dont have a good sence of humor. I think it was a nice try. What do you think? (Yeah yeah, I know, its their website and they can do what they want with it, and I agree totally with that "rule". So another question would be, is this story funny?)
Here it is ...
Here goes the classic... surf some p0rn.
Or msn / gaim / chat all your close friends.
Google : You are cheating!
Wordpress : Here is 1000000$US
Google : You are so kind!
It will come... oh yeah...
The other day I asked a programmer to bring me some cofee on the spot. The next day I had a new screen saver in java.
You may learn from this experience.
Microsoft and collaboration can't be in the same sentence, exept this one of course.
:)
but... wait... no. Actually, there is this Agility Alliance thing
oups... did I say that out loud?
Are you not suppose to be working on Quake 4 or something? Don't tell me you will release Quake 4 on the phone!
Actually, here is the full version of what I really wanted to write! :) Come on, sing it all along!
SUING IS IN THE AIR
Suing is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Suing is in the air
Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look at big companys
Suing is in the air
In the whisper of the trees
Suing is in the air
In the thunder of the sea
And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
Don't know if I feel sane
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when you look at my idears
(Chorus)
Suing is in the air
Suing is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Suing is in the air
In the rising of the sun
Suing is in the air
When the day is nearly done
And I don't know if its an illusion
Don't know if I see it true
But its something that I must believe in
And its there whenever I dont want to
(Chorus X 4)
Suing is in the air.... lalalalalallaa.aaaa...
Suing is in the air.... lalalalalallaa.aaaa...
Patents are good for a maximum of 20 years right?
Can someone here can ask for royalties for the toaster?
Since I work with a security company, methodologies used says that a security company should not take any sides. But since this is Microsoft they should have made their reseach with a tripple verification with some company like IBM, CGI and [insert security company here].
Come on everybody! Let's all go here and make some search for "Apple" or "ipod". Let's screw their stats! :)
Here is the website... :)
http://www.cic.gc.ca/
They do all the moves of the other caracters, but you can change the head, the torso, the legs, everything from a human to a cow. Bravo! I have never seen somthing like it (ironic).