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  1. Re:Crows, for one on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1

    How many cities have dolphins, apes, and those crows built?

    Obligatory Douglas Adams quote:

    Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason

  2. Re:Only joking, lezzers! on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1

    Looks like the dykes all have 1) their period and 2) modpoints.

  3. Obligatory dig at the snail munchers on Wall-E Lookalike Wins British War Robot Showdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone that runs, is a VC.

    Or French.

    Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC.

    Or lazy and French.

  4. Re:2 ideas on States Throw Out Electronic Voting Machines · · Score: 1

    LOL! I think politics would kind of ruin my appetite, anyway.

  5. Re:That would depend on the size of the budget on Can You Build a Fiber Test Kit On a Budget? · · Score: 1

    Recession must be biting, looks like they've lowered their rates.

  6. Re:Crows, for one on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered where those obscure collective nouns came from. My theory is that some Oxford profs invented them after overdoing the sherry just so they could laugh at people who don't know them.

  7. Only joking, lezzers! on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1, Funny

    a heterosexual man can't help but look at a pretty girl, which annoys the hell out of their wives.

    In my experience, the girls who have wives are the ugly ones.

  8. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1

    then whales and elephants would easily outthink humans.

    What makes you think they can't?

  9. Re:Crows, for one on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1

    It is enough that one of them gets hit by a car and the rest who saw the incident know not to get hit by cars.

    Or the survivors eat their comrade who just took one for the flock[1] - waste not, want not. That's why the GP's never seen a dead one.

    [1] or whatever the stupid name for a load of crows is.

  10. Re:too bad on Dell Loses Bid To Trademark "Cloud Computing" · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Apple will soon be bringing out the iCloud. And even if they don't, somebody will buy one.

  11. Re:I've envisioned something like a Tricorder on Smart Self-Service Scales · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right - and these plants just uproot themselves from the jungles of darkest Peru, randomly arrive in the supemarket and teleport themselves onto the shelves do they?

  12. Re:Refuse to use them on Smart Self-Service Scales · · Score: 1

    They have installed two of them in the local Tesco (occupies the position that Wal-Mart does in the UK market).

    Since Asda is owned by wally world, I'm surprised they don't have that dubious distinction.

  13. Re:Two ways? on Bees Help Detectives Catch Serial Killers · · Score: 2, Funny

    From my extensive knowledge gained by watching "Diagnosis Murder" and "Murder She Wrote", there's always a false lead; the obvious suspect at the 20 minute mark is never ever the real culprit.

    So that would be a yes.

  14. Re:Erste gepostung on Inferring Personality From Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    Babelfish translates "first post" as "erster Pfosten", so you totally fail it.

    Unless you were joking, though that wasn't exactly a great success either.

  15. Re:Russia has ultimate weapon. on Russian Invasion of Georgia Might Jeopardize Space Station · · Score: 1

    Its member countries own more than half the world's military, and it has promised to defend any member state that comes under attack.

    Travel back to the 1930s, replace Russia with Nazi Germany and Nato with the League of Nations.

    I'd be happy to be wrong. Sigh. I think I need a drink.

  16. Re:German humour on Inferring Personality From Email Addresses · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still feel insulted a little when I read things like these.

    You started it!

  17. Re:Erste gepostung on Inferring Personality From Email Addresses · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was that one of theirs or one of ours?

  18. Re:And they say ... on Home Science Under Attack In Massachusetts · · Score: 1

    1500 chemicals ... just be thankful he didn't have any dihydrogen monoxide!

  19. Furriest post on Miyamoto 'Banned' From Talking About Hobbies · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule about hobbies is, you don't talk about hobbies.

  20. Erste gepostung on Inferring Personality From Email Addresses · · Score: 4, Funny

    How extraverted is honey.bunny77@hotmail.de

    I don't know, but I have a suspicion that he/she doesn't have much of a sense on humour.

  21. Re:US Europe price differential .. on No Linux IdeaPad For Lenovo's US Customers · · Score: 1

    The Netherlands is one of Germany's Bundeslander.

    It's not through lack of effort on the Germans' part. Maybe third time lucky?

  22. Re:XP on No Linux IdeaPad For Lenovo's US Customers · · Score: 1

    [citation needed]

  23. Re:It's good to be king... on USAF Violates DMCA, Escapes Unscathed · · Score: 1

    Just look at college courses like political science...

  24. Re:It's good to be king... on USAF Violates DMCA, Escapes Unscathed · · Score: 1

    Indeed the name implied that, so you are technically correct. However 1) in practice it acted more or less as one big republic and 2) my point about the republic not being democratic would be equally true when applied to Belarus, Siberia or whatever.

  25. Re:eat my shorts slashdot !! on Canadians File Class Actions Over Incoming SMS Fees · · Score: 1

    I was right! Eat shit, mods!