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  1. Re:what? on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 2, Funny


    Hey! I'm one of those overpaid, shoddy techs, you insensitive clod!

  2. Re:The 2nd To Last Paragraph Is The Most Important on Cold Fusion in a Breadbox Instead of a Bottle · · Score: 1


    Exactly, and according to the doctrine of Quantum Uncertainty, it is entirely possible.

    ^_^

  3. Re:I'll believe it... on Cold Fusion in a Breadbox Instead of a Bottle · · Score: 1


    You can fuse any element.

    Once you get down to iron, the energy cost to fuse is higher than the energy released by the fusion (please note that I'm talking about a best-case theoretical standpoint here, not what we can currently do in practice.)

  4. Re:The 2nd To Last Paragraph Is The Most Important on Cold Fusion in a Breadbox Instead of a Bottle · · Score: 1


    A rechargable battery takes more energy to make and charge than you get back out of it, but that hasn't stopped battery powered devices from being in common use.

    A battery is an energy storage device, while fusion is supposed to be an energy source.

  5. Dupe? on Cold Fusion in a Breadbox Instead of a Bottle · · Score: 0, Redundant


    This story seems familiar somehow...

  6. Re:ATTENTION SLASHDOT EDITORS on Tokyo's Geek Ghetto · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Just mod down ACs -1 and read at 0.

    Problem solved.

  7. Re:more details... on Tokyo's Geek Ghetto · · Score: 1


    Wow...here's something even more relevant.

  8. Re:more details... on Tokyo's Geek Ghetto · · Score: 1


    Pretty spotty coverage...

    A much more detailed picture can be found here.

  9. Re:Happy Island County Democrat here!!! on WA Governor Race Ends · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Wow....all you need to do is replace 'Gore' and 'Gov. G' with 'Bush' and 'Rossi' with 'Gore', and you have exactly what Dems were saying after the 2000 election.

    Funny how being on the other side of the issue can change your tune, isn't it?

  10. Industry Abuse on EU satisfied With Microsoft's Antitrust Plan · · Score: 4, Funny


    The next step is for the proposal to be "market tested" with other industry players before a final assessment is given by the EU.

    (Some time in the future...)


    EU: OK...our market testing period is over....what do you say, other industry players?

    Other Industry Players: (cringing under a withering stare from Microsoft) Oh yes...the proposal is very reasonable...most acceptable...

    EU: Are you OK? What happened to your face?

    M$: He fell down some stairs.

    OIP: (stammering) I fell down some stairs.

    ^_^
  11. Making your own diamond? on Has Anyone Made an Artificial Diamond Ring? · · Score: 3, Funny


    Does anybody know anyone that has made their own diamond to set in a ring?

    Sure...Superman used to do this all the time.

    I think Vulcan did this quite a bit too.

    ^_^

  12. Re:Paintball on Mixed Reality Pacman · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an awesome idea...there's just two problems that most video gamers will have with your proposal:

    1. Running
    2. Jumping

    ^_^
  13. Club Dread on Mixed Reality Pacman · · Score: 1


    This reminds me of the live-action Pac-Man game shown in Club Dread.

  14. Re:firstsunscreen now this. on Pesticides Blamed for Fall in Male Fertility · · Score: 1


    Cause i'm fertile as an earthworm and I ate my grapes from a can.

    You're a hermaphrodite?

    Waaaaaay too much information...

  15. Hang on a minute... on Games With Crates Get No Twinkie · · Score: 3, Funny


    If the crates are made of metal, then how am I going to break into them with the crowbar?

    As for crates made of cardboard, they just aren't as satisfying to break...sorry.

    Now...crates made of glass or ceramic...now that's something I could get behind...

    ^_^

  16. Re:Lots depend on the clock now on Atomic Clock Turns 50 · · Score: 1


    Don't forget banks...today's banks calculate interest down to fractions of a second.

  17. Of course! on Atomic Clock Turns 50 · · Score: 1


    A beryllium atomic clock...just what the Doctor ordered!

    Jelly baby?

    ^_^

  18. Re:If they want to find water on mars... on Mars Phoenix Lander Given The Go · · Score: 1


    Um...I thought the Martian polar ice caps were principally composed of frozen carbon dioxide.

    Please correct if I'm mistaken...

  19. Late Breaking News on Mars Phoenix Lander Given The Go · · Score: 4, Funny

    Panic swept through the community today as the Council of Elders confirmed the rumours that the sinister blue plane third from our star is preparing to send yet another of its mechanized invaders to ravage our peaceful world.

    K'Breel, Speaker for the Council, stressed yet again that there was no cause for alarm:

    "By now, it is obvious to even the most peaceful among us that there must be war. But fear not...the glorious Council has spent much time preparing contingincies for such a distasteful eventuality. The impudent inhabitants of the evil blue planet will find us no easy prey. Even now, preparations are being made to launch our vast war effort, where countless young podlings will find glory and honor as we crush the enemy beneath our tendrils."

    When asked to comment upon an alleged image of the latest invader, circulated by a cabal of rogue scientists, K'Breel declined.
  20. Re:panic! Fear! Oh no! on New Way To Crack Secure Bluetooth Devices · · Score: 1


    And there are exactly HOW many 'Toothers out there with a gun shaped antenna?

    That information is classified. What's your security clearance, Citizen?

    The article says it can be done. The odds of it happening are _Vanishingly_ small.

    The odds of being struck by lightning are small, too, but sensible people still refrain from golfing in thunderstorms.

  21. Re:panic! Fear! Oh no! on New Way To Crack Secure Bluetooth Devices · · Score: 1


    You can't hack a bluetooth easily unless you are within 15 feet of a person who also has bluetooth.

    Is that a fact?

  22. Before it gets slashdotted... on SCO Announces Q2 2005 Results · · Score: -1, Redundant
    Here's the text of TFA:

    LINDON, Utah, June 1 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- The SCO Group, Inc.
    (Nasdaq: SCOX), owner of the UNIX operating system and a leading provider of
    UNIX-based solutions, today reported results for its fiscal second quarter
    ended April 30, 2005.
    Revenue for the second quarter of fiscal year 2005 was $9,258,000 as
    compared to $10,137,000 from the comparable quarter of the prior year. The
    decrease in revenue in the second quarter of fiscal year 2005 from the
    comparable quarter of the prior year was primarily due to continued
    competitive pressures on the Company's UNIX products and services.
    The net loss attributable to common stockholders for the second quarter of
    fiscal year 2005 was $1,962,000, or ($0.11) per diluted common share, as
    compared to a net loss attributable to common stockholders of $14,726,000, or
    ($1.04) per diluted common share for the comparable quarter of the prior year.
    "Our core UNIX business remained profitable in the second quarter as
    expected, and we increased revenue over the prior quarter as a result of
    improved performance across all geographies," said Darl McBride, President and
    CEO, The SCO Group. "We have continued to focus our UNIX business on
    commercial success in the market place and look forward to launching SCO
    OpenServer 6 later this month. At the same time, our SCOsource business
    remains committed to pursuing our legal strategy in the courtroom, and we are
    well-positioned to see our litigation through to its conclusion."
    Revenue for the first two quarters of fiscal year 2005 was $18,123,000 as
    compared to $21,529,000 from the first two quarters of fiscal year 2004. The
    net loss attributable to common stockholders for the first two quarters of
    fiscal year 2005 was $4,923,000, or ($0.28) per diluted common share, as
    compared to a net loss attributable to common stockholders of $17,212,000, or
    ($1.23) per diluted common share for the first two quarters of fiscal year
    2004. Cash and cash equivalents and available-for-sale securities were
    $14,192,000 at April 30, 2005. In addition, $3,967,000 remains in an escrow
    account and is classified as a component of restricted cash as of April 30,
    2005, that will be used to pay for certain expenses associated with our
    litigation.

    UNIX Business
    The Company plans to release SCO OpenServer 6 on June 22, 2005 at an event
    for SCO's software and hardware partners, customers, and members of the media
    and analyst community in New York City.
    SCO OpenServer 6 has been a multi-year, multi-million dollar development
    effort and is the most significant upgrade in the product's history. The
    product has been designed to provide customers with increased performance and
    security enhancements, access to numerous applications, and integrates many
    popular Open Source technologies. The product has been in active pre-release
    testing since the beginning of the year with many of the Company's leading SCO
    OpenServer customers and has been favorably received.

    Trolltech AS
    On March 14, 2005, SCO sold shares of Trolltech AS it had owned since 1999
    in a private transaction for total proceeds of $779,100. The Company
    accounted for the sale and proceeds of the sale as a component of other income
    in its second quarter and year-to-date statements of operations.

    Conference Call
    As previously announced, The SCO Group will host a conference call at
    5:00 p.m. EDT today, June 1, 2005 to discuss its second quarter results. To
    participate in the teleconference, please call 800-818-5264 or 913-981-4910;
    confirmation code: 4988956, approximately five minutes prior to the time
    stated above. A listen-only Web cast of the call will be broadcast live with
    a replay available the following day. The Web cast and replay may be accessed
    from http://ir

  23. Re:Ahem. on Are CRTs History? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Heh....that explains the text on their page:

    Nu kanske du undrar varför vi gjorde så här?
    Vi ville bara göra er uppmärksamma på att The Pirate Bay snart kommer i en ny version.

    Translated into English (courtesy of SYSTRAN), the page reads:

    Now perhaps you wonder why we done so here?
    We wanted to only to do your to notice on that The Pirate Bay near comes in a new version.

  24. Re:It isn't addiction it is integration on Email Addiction Runs Rampant · · Score: 1


    Ever get that feeling of irrational rage or anger or just plain frustration when someone else uses your laptop.
    Heh...I've been there...my fiancee asks to use my laptop al the time so she can surf the web while we're watching TV.
    My first, knee-jerk reaction is to say, "Hell no, you can't use my laptop! What the hell is the matter with you???".
    Then I remember where I am, and say "Sure, honey."
    Then I shut down the laptop and boot up Puppy for her (I don't care if she's my fiancee, she's NOT gonna log onto MY OS!).

  25. Definitely guilty here... on Email Addiction Runs Rampant · · Score: 1


    I don't check my email obsessively...I have my Sidekick do it for me.

    All my email is forwarded to my Sidekick, so I can know about email the instant it arrives.

    Don't be like me.

    ^_^