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Porn in Your Pocket

cmaster383 writes "Wired is running a story about the use of a PSP for distribution of Porn. 'Two Japanese publishers of adult DVD video have announced plans to release a selection of their top titles on Sony's Universal Media Disc, or UMD, format, which is currently supported exclusively by the PSP, next month. These aren't shady gray-market items: The eight video discs will be officially licensed by Sony and carry the PSP logo on the package.'"

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  1. Change in strategy... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When home video recorders were the next big thing, the VHS format won out over Sony's higher-quality Betamax. Why? Because the adult film industry embraced VHS.

    Linux activists have been focusing on the wrong market penetration...

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    1. Re:Change in strategy... by Vodak · · Score: 2, Funny
      Linux activists have been focusing on the wrong market penetration...

      Hey now. This is a family website you dummy =]

    2. Re:Change in strategy... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny


      Heh heh heh....penetration...

      ^_^

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    3. Re:Change in strategy... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you mean Penetration Market

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    4. Re:Change in strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When home video recorders were the next big thing, the VHS format won out over Sony's higher-quality Betamax. Why? Because the adult film industry embraced VHS.

      No, it's because Betamax wasn't initially long enough to hold a full feature-length film.

    5. Re:Change in strategy... by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      What kind of twisted family are you in?!?

    6. Re:Change in strategy... by Phu5ion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the open source movement does have backing (SFW).

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    7. Re:Change in strategy... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a pity Betamax didn't win then, as shorter tapes would have spared us all the crappy "acting" that goes on before they get down to it.

    8. Re:Change in strategy... by Derkec · · Score: 1

      Ah man, he made a clever joke and you had to explain it

  2. Understand by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Say what you will, atleast Sony understands their market.

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    1. Re:Understand by fbjon · · Score: 1

      I don't even see why it would have to be shady. What's so shady about porn?

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    2. Re:Understand by koi88 · · Score: 2, Funny


      I don't even see why it would have to be shady. What's so shady about porn?

      Shhh! Not so loud...

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    3. Re:Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outside the US? Not much really.

    4. Re:Understand by weighn · · Score: 1
      Say what you will, atleast Sony understands their market

      so you're saying that Sony's customers are a bunch of wankers?

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  3. The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful


    How does the saying go...that for any media to survive in the marketplace, it has to be accepted by the porn industry?

    Looks like Sony's done their homework.

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    1. Re:The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looks like Sony's been burned in the past (Betamax), and decided that UMD might fly if they did porn...

    2. Re:The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I'm confused as to what sony's plans for UMD are. Do they expect it to be used for anything outside of the PSP? If so, then why? What does it offer over normal DVD's? And what about blu-ray and all that?

      I'm surprised how many movies I've seen out on UMD, since the potential market is so small. Of course, the fact that Sony also has its hands in the movie making business probably plays into that.

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    3. Re:The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I'd heard that they're going to license the format to device manufacturers, so UMD movies WILL be able to be played elsewhere from a PSP...

    4. Re:The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if anyone buys the license, that is. Who would do that? I'm sure DVD licenses are much cheaper and UMDs played on a big TV make it much more apparent how bad the quality is. I mean, they're trying to push HDTV and sell us disks that don't even hold standard TV size?

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  4. My cousins aren't going to be happy. by kc32 · · Score: 1

    They're the most hardcore gamers I know, and now the school's probably going to ban it because of this. Unless it's only for the Japanese versions. (Didn't RTFA, probably /.ed by now)

    1. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by generic-man · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's already possible to watch porn on a GBA using that SD-card media adapter that's for sale in Japan. The GBA is not region-locked so that adapater would work in the U.S. too.

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    2. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by McKinney83 · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't work in the USA.

      UMD Movies are region-encoded (you can't watch Japanese movies in the US and vice-versa); but UMD games arent (so you can import games).

      So unless American porn companies start releasing on UMD, or your cousins have an imported PSP they don't have to worry about them being banned because of this.

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    3. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by iibagod · · Score: 1

      Oh, they'll still be banned. School Administrators can't tell the difference. They'll ban them on the grounds that they COULD possibly in the future play pornographic material.

      And it doesn't even have to take that much. Once the first parent gets wind of this, there will be such an outcry that they'll have to ban them. Doesn't matter that it's only in Japan, doesn't matter that the US kids have no such capability...someone will go overboard and force the school's hand. Say it with me:

      "Oh, won't somebody please think of the children??!?!"


      Although I fail to see why the school hasn't already banned the PSP...seriously any decent administration wouldn't allow this at their school. You'd have to disguise it as a TI-85 or some such.

    4. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Why should it be banned? i used to carry a laptop in high school, and it was MUCH more porn-capable than a PSP will ever be...(mmmmm hi-res goodness)

    5. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese titles of "this" nature are notorious for not following region protection, and it's rumored that the Glayz titles won't be locked.

      Which is good, because everyone needs to be exposed to "Loli-nanpa 5"

      (shudder)

      Seriously... Why release a title that has ANY stigma of being related to pedophilia? It's freakin' creepy...

    6. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not just the title. Knowing hentai games (okay, having read a few reviews at Something Awful, not exactly the most unbiased source) I'm pretty sure those involve raping children in the most disgusting ways you can or cannot imagine.

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    7. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by Cirrius · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't they be banned anyway? Since playing games in school would interfere with gaining an education?

    8. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by lupinstel · · Score: 0

      I am guessing that like DVD's when you encode the disk you can specify the UMD as region 0, which means all regions. DVD's and probably UMD's can also have multiple regions, not just one.

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    9. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by apoc06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      the psp can store your own videos on it without anything extra other than enough space. and thats out of the box, not requiring some obscure piece of hardware from half a world away.

      the point is that now they have dvd quality discs; no more rooting around downloading crappy quality crap just to reencode it to an even more crappy quality media to play it on some crappy handheld screen. the fact that the media is porn just makes it more taboo since most people associate the ps with video games, and thereby a child's toy. sony stated quite flatly that their latest incarnations of hardware are not simply for video games or for the kiddie age demographics. they are building media centers. so they want people to be able to show off their equipment. porn is just their way of marketing to everyone. you can watch whatever youre into: from anime to summer hits to porn. they got something for everyone. as much as we sweep it under the rug, porn is a serious industry and lots of money could stand to be made from it, and could sway more and more people into the sony camp. bottomline, thats all they care about in the end.

    10. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by r_jensen11 · · Score: 0

      the psp can store your own videos on it without anything extra other than enough space. and thats out of the box, not requiring some obscure piece of hardware from half a world away. For all I'm concerned about, both the PSP and the GBA are obscure pieces of hardware from half a world away. In fact, possibly 1, maybe even 2 worlds away....

    11. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by Deadguy2322 · · Score: 0

      If you expect to get an education in school, you really ned to go out into the real world and get an education!

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  5. Kiler APP by Vodak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally... The PSP has the killer application is needs to truly succeed. But I would hate to be the janitor required to clean the Middle school or high school bathrooms around the country.

  6. Missed opertunity by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now come on the title could of been so much better for the article ..
    For example "Porn-Station pocket" or "Play(with yourself)station pocket" or ever "Play-Station porn-set "

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  7. the motto in the porn industry always has been by dario_moreno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "new media, same old shit"

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    1. Re:the motto in the porn industry always has been by RealityMogul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ewww, you mean they're going to be scat videos. That just sucks ass.

    2. Re:the motto in the porn industry always has been by kyojin+the+clown · · Score: 1
      yep, apparently ass-sucking is a big draw in scat.

      i said apparently, goddammit, stop pointing at me.

      =S

  8. Is that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    some porn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!?

    1. Re:Is that by Swervin · · Score: 3, Funny

      the power of porn in the palm of your hands. . .well, one hand

    2. Re:Is that by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "some porn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!?"

      Wow, your battery died quick.

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  9. Here's hoping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's hoping one of those 8 titles is Sluts with Nuts or Chicks with dicks. What am I saying?? anything with feces, really, will do.

  10. Heh by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This brings a whole new meaning to the term hardcore gamer...

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    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom came easily, last night!

    2. Re:Heh by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a feeling the PSP is going to have a problem with sticky buttons. Don't ask me why.

  11. Good for Sony by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

    In this era of DCMA (see the /. post about Canada above) and Patriot Act provisions (/. post about the FBI below) and all the other incoming restrictions on our rights, good for Sony for supporting something that might be looked at as a "gray-market" item. More things like this should be released as fully-on-the-market, licensed software.

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    1. Re:Good for Sony by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Alright, I'll bite. What is the earthly connection between those three things? You're ticked off about the present state of politics but good news everyone there is a .01% increase in porn availability? From the same people who are ticking you off on the DCMA front, no less? And, in the final irony, will certainly lock their porn up tighter than anybody imprisoned under the Patriot Act (which is no one, incidentally)?

  12. A first? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1


    This seems to be the first time the porn industry is hopping onto a media (medium?) bandwagon, rather than driving the wagon.

    Is this unique because of the nature of the PSP, or is it a harbinger of the day when the media industry is no longer market driven. When the market must hop on to whatever wagon they're permitted to? Hmmm...

    "Dear Porn Industry, we have graciously decided to -partner- with you and allow you to purchase authoring/encoding tools and use of our moniker for ..."

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    1. Re:A first? by apoc06 · · Score: 1

      true, but we have yet to see if the porn industries outside of japan will embrace the media just as easily. it could be a moot point if the american market looks the other way and people will still have to sit and spend hours reencoding their dvds to work.

  13. Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I watch pr0n, I want it to be in the privacy of my own home so I can...uh...fully enjoy it. Why would you want to watch it on your commute to work? It would just make it harder to concentrate once you arrive.

    1. Re:Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by wheany · · Score: 1

      Hey, you can take the PSP with you into bed.

    2. Re:Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by thelenm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sony is a Japanese company. Japanese businessmen are notorious for reading pornographic manga on the commute to and from work. Even if there's not great demand for "porn on the go" in the USA (and maybe there is), I think this will be pretty popular in Japan.

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    3. Re:Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it'd make it a whole lot easier for some businessmen to join the mile high club.

    4. Re:Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by hypnoticstoat · · Score: 1

      Headphones....Definatly gonna need headphones.

    5. Re:Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by hypnoticstoat · · Score: 1

      Seriously though. Watching porn is not a group activity and watching it in front of twenty or thirty commuters is a bit weird. Could have potential for people staying in hotels on buisness trips. It'd save that emarassing moment when your boss looks at your expenses claim and see's Teen Fckfest 5 on the hotel bill.

  14. What's up with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...slashdot these days. This is OLD! This is not news anymore. I guess /. is starving for news. Stop posting old crap everyone read weeks ago.

    1. Re:What's up with... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Zonk has (or is) a script running that will rubberstamp any submission that arrives unless the links have been used within the last 24 hours or so.

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  15. Strange Oxymoron by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...Sony's Universal Media Disc, or UMD, format, which is currently supported exclusively by the PSP..."

    Universal Exclusivity.

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    1. Re:Strange Oxymoron by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      No no no...Universal as in:

      Movies
      Music
      Games
      Mixed-media content
      Software updates

      Yes, pretty much any media these days can hold anything on it - it's all just ones and zeroes anymore.

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    2. Re:Strange Oxymoron by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Universal Exclusivity."

      Yeesh. Universal, as in "more than just video". You'd think people around here would be smart enough to get this, but noooOOOOooo, every single PSP article has to have this exact same comment modded up.

    3. Re:Strange Oxymoron by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      So this competes with the digital media that only stores video???

      That makes it even funnier!!!

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    4. Re:Strange Oxymoron by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Yeesh. Universal, as in "more than just video".

      Maybe they should've just called it PSPdisc... since Sony isn't even going to put a UMD slot on the PS3.

    5. Re:Strange Oxymoron by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Maybe they should've just called it PSPdisc... since Sony isn't even going to put a UMD slot on the PS3."

      So.. the conclusion you're drawing is that Sony will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever release another system or player that'll play it?

      Broad assumption if you ask me.

  16. mmm, ok, porn aside... by Goeland86 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Doesn't anyone else find it ironic that the format is claimed as the Universal Media Disc, yet it's supported only by the PSP?
    USB also stands for Universal Serial Bus... But it was supported by more than just one company when it started...

    Any takes as to what the heck they're doing claiming universality as long as it's Sony?

    Does it mean we'll be getting a (semi) open format from Sony for once?

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    1. Re:mmm, ok, porn aside... by wed128 · · Score: 1

      i think by Universal they mean that the UMD can hold movies, games, music, whatever. so technically CD's and DVD's are Universal mediums in that sense. I think it would be smart if sony released more devices that supported the media (maybe build PSP compatability into the PS3 a-la the Gameboy Player for Gamecube). It would do them even better if they licensed out the technology to other companies.

    2. Re:mmm, ok, porn aside... by rmccann · · Score: 1

      Blame the marketing department (again).

    3. Re:mmm, ok, porn aside... by leonardluen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it is called "Universal Media disc", because calling it "restrictive media disc" wouldn't look as good to your customers...you can likely thank the marketing department for making up that name.

    4. Re:mmm, ok, porn aside... by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      t is called "Universal Media disc", because calling it "restrictive media disc" wouldn't look as good to your customers...you can likely thank the marketing department for making up that name.

      I have no doubt that at some point in the future it will become a universal media format.

      Univeral to Sony's products and only Sony's products mind you - just like the Memory Stick Duo/Pro/Whatever.

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  17. key word: Japanese. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Porn mainstream in Japan: Film at 11!

    1. Re:key word: Japanese. by koi88 · · Score: 1


      I haven't seen nudity on TV in Japan. It seems to be very strict about this, like the US.
      This said, in European countries like Italy, Spain, France and Germany you can see naked women in shower-gel ads in the afternoon (or, of course, in uncensored movies). I guess that's why nobody there understood the fuss about "Nipplegate".

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    2. Re:key word: Japanese. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But go into pretty much any electronics/comic book store and there will be like 1 floor dedicated to normal stuff, 4 floors dedicated to various porn.
      Of course Japanese porn is all censored, hardcore = pixelated

  18. w00h00! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can come wherever I go! /audience groans...

    1. Re:w00h00! by DeadlyDonkey · · Score: 1

      you don't have an audience....

  19. Who does this benefit? by Boing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To all the people observing that porn is frequently the driving force for new media formats, someone explain to me... who is going to buy porn movies for a portable device? What is the compelling situation where one would want to watch porn on a small screen like the PSP's? Really just genuinely curious.

    1. Re:Who does this benefit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What is the compelling situation where one would want to watch porn on a small screen like the PSP

      Toilets.

    2. Re:Who does this benefit? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

      The only logical thing I can think of is travelers. Guys on the road who have their own favorites, don't want to watch what's on the hotel listings or something like that.

      Now, they have have it in a private area, put their disks in a little locked box without fear of people getting to them, and view in their leisure.

      Anyway, that's the only situation I can think of. Personally, I still don't see that one working, because I can't imagine a guy holding up his PSP with one hand while trying to - um, you know - with the other. Sounds uncomfortable.

    3. Re:Who does this benefit? by chronovoreprime · · Score: 1

      I suspect it is people who are traveling, or who don't have a computer or TV in a private viewing space in their home. This situation is probably more common in Japan than in North America.

  20. Not being the most porn savvy person by pluke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But i'm really not looking forward to sitting next to some guy on the train who's watching porn, and i imagine a lot of parents wouldn;t be too happy about this either. I believe a lot of porn mags are bought but most of them are 'used' at home. The whole concept seems floored, if people want porn to watch in private they'll get higher quality dvd's or if they want to watch porn on the move they'll get arrested. The market seems too small to me.

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    1. Re:Not being the most porn savvy person by king-manic · · Score: 1

      the PSP market is mostly 18-35 not 12-18. So it's a smaller hinderance then you think.

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    2. Re:Not being the most porn savvy person by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Not in Japan. Over there you'll have to put up with men reading porn mags on the train.

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  21. And it's not just movies... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://illusion.jp/download/br2_psp.html

    The world's most popular 1-on-1 rape game gets ported to the PSP too.

    (no, seriously, this game tops the charts at Himeya Store)

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    1. Re:And it's not just movies... by Pan+Sola · · Score: 1

      First of all, the game itself is not being ported to PSP, that is just a demo movie.

      Second, the biggest problem for that game, as far as players were concerned, was that the game had absolutely no rape content, despite its name.

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  22. Already do this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very first thing I did with my Dell Axim was copy a couple porn WMV's over, and beat off in the bathroom at work.

  23. And beyond the UMD porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we have the Memory Stick Duo.

    MPEG-4 movies.

    JPEG photos.

    You do the math.

  24. Nummers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remind me never to borrow any guy's PSP?

    Next thing you know, they'll equip these things with a rumble pack...

    1. Re:Nummers! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Rumble pack near an optical drive? I smell desaster.

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  25. Libretto by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    Finally, a good replacement for my Libretto!

  26. Too Late by robbway · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used the PSP for porn almost immediately. I only saved photos on my memory stick pro duo (why does that sound so dirty, all of a sudden?). They looked really good! And then I removed them. For some reason I didn't think it was a good idea to have porn on a device that is targeted at minors and that would very probably end up in a minor's hands. I could see the headlines: "Accidental Porn Release...."

    1. Re:Too Late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in Japan several porn comic magazines advertised they had PSP uploadable pics/videos on the CD/DVD that came with it.

    2. Re:Too Late by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      I could see the headlines: "Accidental Porn Release...."

      The PSP can help you with this problem.

      Just push Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A when you are about to release.

      After you enter the code, you'll be able to last forever.

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  27. Tiny parts by Phudman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, you get to see naked chicks shrunk down into two inches. Now trying to look that close will really make you go blind!

    1. Re:Tiny parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, now they'll finally fit your penis.

  28. This isn't going to fly in the US... by MagicDude · · Score: 1

    While culture may be different in Japan, I don't think there's going to be a market for PSPorn in the US. I believe there are some laws against viewing pornographic material in public or something to that effect. Even it there isn't or it isn't enforced all that much, the bracket of people who are going to have a PSP aren't going to be the ones who are going to be watching porn on the bus or in the subway. People with $300 to drop on a PSP probably don't want it getting around the office that they were watching porn on the subway. And when you are at home or in private, you'd probably want to watch porn on your TV or computer screen rather than a little 3x5 screen.

  29. Porn for kids? by vettemph · · Score: 1

    place this PSP Porn in the same drawer as your hello kitty and nimbus 2000 vibrators.

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  30. Is that a joystick.... by vettemph · · Score: 1

    In your pocket.....?

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  31. Big F'in Deal by SillyHatsOnly · · Score: 1

    It's a new medium, nothing else. You can walk into just about any store that sells magazines and buy porn mags there. Kids have been sneaking/hiding porn mags for prob about as long as they have existed. Porn is all over the internet, on TV, magazines, books, DVDs, games...most of which kids are smart enough to get their hands on if they want.
    Hate to break it to all those adults people out there, but aside from medical treatments or some miracle...sex is a requirement to have kids. OMG!!
    Dear god, what has happened to this world. This is as impossible as nerds being sexy, or apple using intel chips.

  32. OK We got it awhile ago, UMD is an oxymoron by DJ+Wipeout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that almost three months after NA release and well over six months since JP release EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE that mentions the PSP has yet another person seemingly possessed to post "ZOMG! Teh U stands 4 Universal, yet....it is a proprietary format!" That was a funny-once, not a funny-40-hojillion.

    Did anyone bother to stop and think that maybe, just maybe, the U in UMD refers to the M and not the D? That is, you can put any kind of media on it? As in, music and movies and pictures and games, (Yes, I know that's not all media types) which is what they've been pimping the thing for in the first place? I'm not saying it's not a stupid name, and I know Sony is the king of proprietary formats, but jeez. Give it a rest already.

  33. Honestly, honey... by sdhankin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I only bought it for the games!

  34. Obligatory by rishistar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hey is that a PSP in your pocket...or are you just pleased to see me?

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  35. Plot to sell Accessory Kits by Caltheos · · Score: 1

    This is just a plot by Sony to sell more accessory kits. Washable Screen Cover $19.95 Memory Stick Lotion Dispender $29.95 (refills $5.00) External Force Feedback Device $99.95

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  36. Survival by MozillaMike · · Score: 0

    At least the PSP will survive with all the lonely nerds who own them...
    Porn is the answer to everything.

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  37. Tubgirl? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Ewww, you mean they're going to be scat videos.

    So would a link to tubgirl be on topic?

  38. UMD - another marketing victory over language by weighn · · Score: 1

    I'm still shaking my head at Sony's proprietry "universal media disk" that only works with a PSP. WTF!?

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  39. Why? by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 1

    Why not just download porn from the internet and reencode it and put it on a memory stick? Wouldn't it be easier/cheaper?

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  40. Going Blind by hypnoticstoat · · Score: 1

    Won't this lead to people going blind twice as fast from squinting at the PSP's screen?

  41. Group acitivty? by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Porn theaters, bachelor parties?

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