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  1. Re:Space Porn on Space Station Astronauts Gain Internet Access · · Score: 0

    Followed by a similar study of astronauts developing furry palms.

  2. what year is this? on Space Station Astronauts Gain Internet Access · · Score: 0

    ummm... what took so long?

  3. Re:Everyone? on Oldest Skeleton In New World Discovered · · Score: 0

    I've known a lot of evangelical Christians and NONE of them think the world was created 6000 years ago.

    Yeah, that would be absurd. Any evangelical Christian knows the world is only 4000 years old.

  4. Re:percussion engineering! on How NASA Will Bomb the Moon To Find Water · · Score: 0

    Fuckin' A.

  5. What's in a name? on Robot Submarine To Dive Deep In the Caribbean · · Score: 0

    So they call this thing "Autosub6000." I guess it's pretty descriptive, but how unoriginal. How about, "Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."?

  6. The Singularity Is Near... on Olympic Opening Ceremony Fireworks Were (Partly) Faked · · Score: 0

    ...and when it's here, no one will know what is real or what is fake...

  7. Re:Way To Fail on WTF? NC Offers to Replace 10,000 License Plates · · Score: 0

    Well, at least Bush has succeeded at something.

    Bush can suck seed for all I care.

  8. Re:You can play too on Prediction Markets and the 2008 Electoral Map · · Score: 0

    NPR gives you a map [npr.org] you can play with yourself.
    Must be a map to the Homes of Hollywood Porn Stars
  9. Re:Jesusland on Prediction Markets and the 2008 Electoral Map · · Score: 0

    Copy link into address bar if you want to see the image:
    http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/blog/p3/jesusland.jpg

  10. Re:Called if for Obama on Prediction Markets and the 2008 Electoral Map · · Score: 0

    ...and Cheney, can't forget Cheney. I can't help but think it is intentional we haven't been seeing a lot of that guy for the last year or two...

  11. I for one... on Bacteria Make Major Evolutionary Shift In the Lab · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...welcome our evolutionary innovative bacteria overlords. And so do I.

  12. Re:I always knew Paper was strong! on Paper Stronger Than Cast Iron · · Score: 1
  13. Open-source auditing software... on Boy Scouts Ask Open Source Community For Help · · Score: 1

    I hear the Cult *ahem* Church of Scientology is also looking for to the open-source community for help in building software to use for fundraisers, special events, and auditing celebrity members.

  14. Re:Science coverage on /. is crappy on Testing Quantum Behavior — From Earth to the ISS · · Score: 1

    ISS is estimated to cost $158 billion by 2017 (according to wikipedia...)
    No problem: it is now estimated to cost $15.80 by 2017 according to wikipedia.
  15. English speak on HP Introduces First-Ever 30-bit, 1 Billion Color Display · · Score: 1

    ...but it considered a Color Critical display.
    So what did it end up going with?
  16. Transcript of the MP3 on Bits of Tassie Tiger Brought Back from Extinction · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money. Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Eat what? There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers. I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser." I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something. Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. Reality - what a concept! Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

  17. Re:Hollywood is dead to me on Speed Racer's Visual FX Uncovered · · Score: 1

    How could any movie starring him and an animated female blue dog NOT kick ass?
    All this time I thought Blue's gender was male; you, sir, have just forged an understanding between me and my kids I never thought possible.
  18. Re:MOD PARENT UP on The Arthur C. Clarke Gamma Ray Burst · · Score: -1, Troll

    Do you also believe in Bat Boy?
    I do.
  19. Middleaged earth on Geologists Claim Earth May Be Softer Around The Middle Than Previously Thought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Softer around the middle, thinning ice sheets - sounds like somebody's getting older...

  20. Re:RTFA on NYC Wants to Ban Geiger Counters · · Score: 1

    And sometimes its a way to tell you you presented your argument with the grace and wit of a 5 year old.
    Yeah, I get that a lot :(
  21. Kids these days... on Couple Busted For Shining Laser At Helicopter · · Score: 1

    Couple Busted For Shining Laser At Helicopter
    I remember a time when a fun-loving couple would spend an evening out at "Lovers Lane" instead of flashing passing whirlygigs...
  22. Why? on Why the Coming Data Flood Won't Drown the Internet · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Because the tubes will divert the water elsewhere.

  23. Re:Why would Ubuntu users care? on OpenOffice Online Goes Beta · · Score: 1

    I cared when I thought the headline read, "Open orifice online master beta." Oh, well.

  24. Re:Grrr on The Future of Love and Sex - Robots · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I'm not going to have sex with a robot.
    Can you be certain you haven't already?
  25. Name for the new product? on Google's "Knol" Reinvents Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    A. Hugle
    B. Gwiki
    C. Goopedia
    D. Gmoney