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  1. I am not a Nazi! on Vista the End of An Era? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. 1: 'Microsoft is way behind Google when it comes to the internet,' Rupert Godwins, the technology editor at ZDNet,

    Godwinized before it even began. When God wins, humans lose.

  2. Re:Energy Crises Redux on UN Report Downgrades Human Impact on Climate · · Score: 1

    I remember back when I was a teenager circa 1980 and the UN and virtually everyone else confidently explained that the world was running out of oil, that oil would only grow more rare and more expensive and that anybody who claimed otherwise was just a payed shrill of the oil industry.

    And that is happening right now. So, what was wrong with that sentiment?

  3. Re:"the debate is over"? on UN Report Downgrades Human Impact on Climate · · Score: 1

    We live in a world of perfect access to information, and we expect to be able to know everything, and we assume we have complete control as well.

    We do?

    I'm not sure what world you live on, but on Earth, we don't - and I don't know very many people who believe this. I hear some anonymous strangers on the internet saying things like this, but when it comes to people I actually know and trust, I haven't ever heard anyone express this opinion.

  4. Doesn't really matter on UN Report Downgrades Human Impact on Climate · · Score: 1
    Whether humans are 10% or 90% responsible for climate change doesn't really matter. What matters is that sea levels are rising, and more chaotic weather patterns are predicted, regardless of the cause. Saying "it's not our fault" doesn't stop the sea from rising, or weather patterns affecting our lives. So, we have to adapt to that.

    The climate change "skeptics" mostly come from a position of not wanting to change anything about the way we live on this planet. They never really cared about environmental effects, whether natural or man-made. I don't think this report is going to help their credibility anyway, because it's not like they ever cared about the effects of climate change, as long as we could keep on living in a wasteful (and profitable) way.

  5. Re:Lucky bastards! on How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter? · · Score: 1

    Indeed, it is a terrible burden on my soul. I often wake at 3am in a cold sweat.

  6. So, on Roboexotica Event Pours Drinks in Vienna · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you fuck them? If not, then they are nothing like a real cocktail waitress.

  7. Re:Heckuva Job, Brownie on Word of the Year - "Truthiness" · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a perfectly cromulent attitude.

  8. Re:I still like decider on Word of the Year - "Truthiness" · · Score: 1

    You misspelled "deciderer."

  9. Re:Hire a caretaker on How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter? · · Score: 1

    Yes, they have to be alive because driods and robot maids don't exist yet.

    Oh yeah? So how do you explain Condoleeza Rice, then?

  10. Re:getting to know your neighbor. on How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter? · · Score: 1

    They aren't just neighbours, they're good friends.

  11. Re:Simple thing on No Love For The Blu-Ray · · Score: 0

    I have a player that skips that crap and it cost me less than a bottle of Brandy.

    But now you have one less bottle of brandy. Get your priorities straight, man.

  12. Re:"pro gamers" on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    But it's not clear that all the German "pro gamers" mentioned in the article are actually paid professional gamers. That seems unlikely. It is more likely that the article is using this term to refer to "gaming enthusiasts" or "hardcore gamers" or whatever.

  13. Re:Funny on Best Buy Institutes Extreme Flex Time · · Score: 1

    The freeway one is probably 1 1/4 the size of the mall one. It never stocks any new PC games until 1-2 weeks after release. The one at the mall stocks them with 2 days

    Why does the bigger store have less stock?

  14. Re:Not "German Minister of the Interior" on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't you play Counterstrike with a joystick?

  15. Re:WOW, more of the same on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    It wasn't until they banned 'red rover' that this sort of bad finger pointing started to happen...

    Fellating the family's dog is not a particularly wholesome thing to do. I'm not surprised there was finger-pointing involved. If you'd been sticking the finger in other unseemly parts of the dog, I'm also not surprised that the finger was "bad."

  16. Re:It's all the games' fault! on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    Of course, the next three series were written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton,

    That's Sir Ben Elton, you whoreson of a weasel-eating leprosy-ridden harlot!

  17. Re:It's all the games' fault! on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 3, Informative

    For example: discussion proceeds (the information is free) until someone invokes Godwin's law (invokes the state secret law) and then you can't talk about whatever it is anymore.

    You don't seem to have any idea of what Godwin's Law is. It does not prevent further discussion, or stop information from being "free." It is simply a statement of probability. This is what Godwin's Law says:

    As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

    It says nothing about such comparisons being valid or invalid. It says nothing about discontinuing the discussion, or winning an argument - as so many people mistakenly argue. It just says that lengthy online discussions are more likely to contain comparisons to Nazis than brief discussions.

  18. "pro gamers" on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    If these are professional gamers, that implies that they game for a living. Who pays them? What service do they pay them for, exactly?

  19. Re:Fuckin' A Right! on Universal Wants a Slice of Apple's iPod Pie · · Score: 1

    Consensus. If all the other cars on the road are going 60 and you are going 40, then you are the problem, regardless of what the posted limit is.

    No, the problem is that so many people are fragrantly disobeying the road laws. They are the ones committing an illegal act, the driver at the speed limit is the one who is in the clear.

  20. Re:We have a bigger problem... on Saving U.S. Science · · Score: 2, Funny

    You do realize that the others all give Edison wedgies whenever possible, don't you?

  21. Re:Taxes... or tuition? on Saving U.S. Science · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of a paragraph?

  22. Re:So ... accountability in voting on Federal Panel [not NIST] Rejects Paper Trail For E-Voting · · Score: 1

    Restored confidence in democracy

    • Received complaints from users of the system that this "democracy" thing is unseemly, and confidence in it is unwarranted.
    • Scrapped project, started new project to promote fear of terrorism instead.
    • Bought cocaine and hookers
  23. Re:My Parents on Two Weeks with the Wii · · Score: 1

    Said while sitting in a rocking-chair whittling Miis.

  24. Re:Well, thats just nullty. on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 1

    And after all that, numbers were defined as "bummers" because I can't pay my bar tab.

  25. Re:Argh!!! on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 1

    Apart from Zero divided by Zero which amusingly it consider to be Zero.

    That is crazy. Zero contains at least one zero, possibly more. The answer to this equation could be any number up to infinity, except zero.