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How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter?

kidMike writes "I have just accepted a new job in another state, requiring me to relocate. I'm going to keep my house in New England. As I watch the winter storm problems and electrical outages across the country, how do Slashdotters protect their houses (or cabins) when they are away in the winter? Is there a device that will call me if the temp in the house drops below a certain level? How about a broken pipe flooding the house? How can I keep advised of problems happening hundreds of miles away? (There will still be broadband at the house.)"

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  1. Rent it out by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, just rent your house out for a few months. Let the tenants phone you if there are any issues.

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    1. Re:Rent it out by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 4, Informative

      If all you are woried about is burst pipes, the easier solution may be to simply have the water turned off outside the house at the street (which the water company should be able to do if you have public water). Then drain the water out of the pipes.

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    2. Re:Rent it out by Socguy · · Score: 1

      Hire a house sitter.

    3. Re:Rent it out by thc69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If all you are worried about is burst pipes, you aren't familiar with the results of leaving a building unoccupied. The only way to be sure it will remain in good condition is to have somebody live there every day. Sure, they won't clean the shower the way you like, and they'll break your toaster oven, but the house won't get robbed by a burglar who targets unoccupied houses (happened to my parents at two different houses), won't get burst pipes, won't have a roof leak that destroys everything because it wasn't fixed, won't get infested with pests, and so on.

      If you rent it to somebody, you also get money.

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    4. Re:Rent it out by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Renting, at first blush, seems like a good idea.
      However, consider that it really only works that way when there aren't any problems.

      There are more than enough horror stories surrounding the "absentee landlord" scenario.
      What if there really are major repairs that need to be made?
      Or, more to the point, what happens if you get troublesome tenants? What if they don't pay or keep the property in good condition?

      It'd be recommended to hire a trustworthy management company to rent/manage the house (but, even then there can be problems: like, reporting the property as vacant while collecting rent on it).

      And this is your home, not a "rental property." Would you be comfortable coming back to your place with it requiring work to bring it back to the state you remember? Not that renters are bad people... but, you're more likely to see damage to property when the people residing there don't have an attachment to it (same holds for those facing foreclosure... ever seen a foreclosed property where people have poured cement into the pipes for spite sake? I have.).

      Sure... could be an opportunity to make some money while away. If the gig is short-term, I'd look for a good friend to mind the place while you're away or see if you have a friend that wants to live there while you're gone.

      If the gig is longer term, sell the house and buy something newer/better when you return.

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    5. Re:Rent it out by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      So, just rent your house out for a few months. Let the tenants phone you if there are any issues.

      That's the best idea, the owner should rent the house for the period of tyme they are gone.

      Falcon
    6. Re:Rent it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it could also turn into a huge headache opportunity. Some locales have differing rules for renters, including very lengthy processes to evict someone who has stopped paying rent yet still occupies the dwelling. Considering his intent is to return to this as his home, he now would be getting no income and have no available home while the legal proceedings to evict worked out.

      I can't find anything about it now, but a coworker told me about property he owned in California (this may not be entirely factual based on my inability to find supporting articles on Google). He rented out to a single pregnant mom-to-be. She stopped paying rent. At the time California law prevented eviction of single pregnant women. So he couldn't garner income and he couldn't evict the non-paying tenant.

    7. Re:Rent it out by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      There are more than enough horror stories surrounding the "absentee landlord" scenario.
      What if there really are major repairs that need to be made?
      Or, more to the point, what happens if you get troublesome tenants? What if they don't pay or keep the property in good condition?

      Easy to handle, hire a property management company. The going rate for one is about 5%, using round numbers, if rent is $1000 the rate is $50 which leaves $950 in your pocket. As for horror stories there are some for vacant houses as well, I'd bet there are more of them for vacant building than there are for rented ones. Not only that but you also have additional income.

      Falcon
    8. Re:Rent it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rent it to me.
      I'm a techie that wouldn't mind getting out of my current situation and renting a house.

    9. Re:Rent it out by eric76 · · Score: 1

      I used to know an engineer who rigged up his plumbing system so that he could attach an air compressor to the lines and use that to clear the water out.

      He even did that when at home when a hard freeze was expected.

    10. Re:Rent it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It'd be recommended to hire a trustworthy management company to rent/manage the house (but, even then there can be problems: like, reporting the property as vacant while collecting rent on it)."

      As another poster said, there will likely be more problems if you leave the place vacant. By renting it out you have an income to further offset the cost of any problems.

    11. Re:Rent it out by thebjorn · · Score: 1

      Also, pour anti-freeze in the toilets (the water-lock, the reservoir should of course be empty).

    12. Re:Rent it out by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      Any plumber worth his salt will do the same when constructing a house in order to check for leaks. They use a little rigged up attachement made of pipe fittings which has a pressure guage and an air compressor connector.

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    13. Re:Rent it out by smelroy · · Score: 3, Informative

      You could also get an automatic water shutoff system. They monitor the water flow in the house and if flow exceeds what you have programed in as normal usage then it will cut off the water. Of course if you are going to be gone that long you might just want to cut the water off to the whole place anyway. Here is one of the automatic water shutoff system's I know of. (Or as always, just Google it.

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    14. Re:Rent it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by "won't clean the shower the way you like," do you mean they'll actually clean the shower? Jeez, I should start subletting my apartment on the weekends.

    15. Re:Rent it out by KakhiKid · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming, just like the folks who suggest renting it out, that you're not going to visit much, if any. If this is the case, then don't just turn off the water and drain the pipes (which is a trivial task), turn off the heat, the electricity, the water heater, your broadband, and everything else that wastes energy while your not around. It's really not a big deal to do all of these things. If you feel personally unable to do them, I'm absolutely certain you can find a friend who will help or at the worst hire a handyman to show you how to winterize your home for 10% of the cost of your heating & electricity bills for the time that you're gone. 99% of the things we own are designed to travel across the country, summer or winter, north or south, in the back of a non-climate controlled tractor-trailer. If they can handle that, they can handle sitting in your home when it freezes. Just remember to clean out the fridge! If you just can't bear to be a really good global citizen, at least shut off the water heater, fridge, drain the pipes, and turn the thermostat down as low as it will go. Please! I do this much every time I leave for more than a week! If you do these things, you don't have to worry about much of anything going wrong besides the house burning down for some strange reason or getting broken into. There's nothing you can do about either of those scenarios from a long ways away anyway...

    16. Re:Rent it out by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      My lake house is setup with Hot and Cold taps outside, so it can be completely drained by opening faucets on the upper level and using an air compressor to get the last bits out. Also drain the hot water heater (lower valve, use a garden hose, should be done yearly anyway for sediments). Then you can hire a 'house sitter' or real estate agent to look into the house once a month, order oil or propane (if applicable) and change from AC (80 degrees) to Heat (55 degrees). You CAN leave all heat/ac off, but that is asking for trouble with mold, humidity, etc. Winterizing is NOT the best option, however, since you pay electricity and it gets minimal protection, and you aren't trying to use the house seasonally.

      All said and done, if you think you will be gone for a short while (2 years, then hiring a real estate management company (for 8%-12% for normal houses) with permanant renting is the best option. The worth thing you can do to a house (almost) is not use it.

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    17. Re:Rent it out by rizzo420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's what leases are for. the lease should cover a certain period of time and there should be a clause in the lease that says that the tenant agrees to vacate at the end of the lease. there will be no extensions.

      people rent out houses all the time for winter or summer use in new england (depending on where the house is located). and they have to cover themselves for when they know they'll be returning.

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    18. Re:Rent it out by GR8_GRM_RPR · · Score: 1

      Just get a House Elf silly. Lifetime servitude. Although they do break some types of furniture. Slavery is still practiced around the world. It's called minimum wage.

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    19. Re:Rent it out by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to rent it out you can also hire a home care company to check on the house periodically. Their rates vary depending on the level of service you want but the will come out and check your water, look for signs of leaks, check temperatures and other simple tasks to ensure that your house doesn't deteriorate. With New England winters you would probably want to ensure that your water pipes are empty, but having soemone come by every once in a while prevents other problems like out of control roof leaks.

    20. Re:Rent it out by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      that's what leases are for. the lease should cover a certain period of time and there should be a clause in the lease that says that the tenant agrees to vacate at the end of the lease. there will be no extensions.

      people rent out houses all the time for winter or summer use in new england (depending on where the house is located). and they have to cover themselves for when they know they'll be returning.


      As the OP pointed out, laws vary widely - and no matter what you put in a lease you could still wind up with a mess.

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    21. Re:Rent it out by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      as a resident of RI (a new england state, the guy with the question didn't mention what state), i know that when there's no lease, the landlord can give 30 days notice and the tenant must vacate (which the landlord can do 30 days from the end of the lease). of course, i'm not a landlord, so i don't know what happens if the tenant decides to squat. i imagine the court and police get involved, but i have no idea how long it takes before something happens and they are forced out.

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    22. Re:Rent it out by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Slashdot? This story has no bearing on anything we're interested in.

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    23. Re:Rent it out by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Also, pour anti-freeze in the toilets

      If you're on a public sewage system, I should hope that dumping toxic ethylene glycol anti-freeze into the sewage system is illegal; even if it's not, it's certainly unethical. If you're on a septic tank, it's still not good to put poison into it.

      I'm not sure if anti-freeze in the toilet would make a difference anyway, since if the water froze it still has room to expand; but if you must pour anti-freeze into your sewage system, please at least use a less toxic propylene glycol one. (I'm not sure if alcohol based ones are still available, or what the fire risk might be with such.)

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    24. Re:Rent it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a landlord in upstate NY. I can tell you a few things:

      Bad Tenants can really screw up a house, but tenants that aren't there don't call to complain that the heater is no longer working and the pipes are about to burst in the basement. Tenants that are not there can't tell you that there is an animal running around the place, or many other bad things that can happen. Bad tenants can suck, but evictions are not as expensive and difficult as many make it out to be. They *can* be expensive and difficult, but only if the tenant has resources to do so, and bad tenants almost as a rule do not.

      How does one ensure they have good tenants? My advice is to offer the place for cheap and make sure you get the tenants you want. Run a background and credit check. If *anything* smells fishy, DONT rent to them. You're gut instinct is often better than you realize. If no rent is currently being collected, the ~1k+/month plus security deposit that can be collected should pay for any damages that could possibly be inflicted and then some. Most likely you will have a better maintained house, and a nice amount of money too.

  2. A house sitter. by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 4, Funny

    Friend or relative you can trust. I sincerely hope you are not looking for a technological solution, because I left the autonomous robotic house minders and the holographic repair people in my other pants.

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    1. Re:A house sitter. by smallfries · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would easiest if you post the address here and slashdot and tell us when you're going to be away...

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    2. Re:A house sitter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I sincerely hope you are not looking for a technological solution

      You must be new here.

    3. Re:A house sitter. by sbben · · Score: 1

      Home automation has actually become quite affordable (and easier) recently. http://homeseer.com/ is a good starting place. Thermostat control could be setup with events to call you on your phone, drop you an email or whatever. Yay technology! Of course, backup power is important and limited but as long as it allows enough time for the software to call you, your house may be saved.

    4. Re:A house sitter. by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Informative

      I left the autonomous robotic house minders and the holographic repair people in my other pants.

      Really? I didn't know Building Automation Systems would fit into anyone's pants. These systems are all quite capable of monitoring and controlling the temperature in the building, as well as notifying him of catastrophic failures (or warning signs of an impending one). They also all allow remote logins via web interfaces.

      Personally, I recommend the Automated Logic one, as I've had experience with it and I know that it's a solid system. Not cheap, though. The hardware necessary (a custom PLC, essentially) will cost you at least $10k, and the software will be another $3-5k. Installation will cost $5-10k.

    5. Re:A house sitter. by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. On the other hand, I could ask a friend to drop buy and tell him he can have whatever he wants from my fridge, watch my big screen TV whenever he likes, and that he can have my paper (since he doesn't get one at home).

      On the other hand, my friend can also fix the catostrophic failures- before they become catastrophic.

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    6. Re:A house sitter. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Turn off the main water to your house. Open a faucet. No broken pipes. Everyone should know this; I can't believe this guy is looking for a magical device to solve a problem that has been around for ages--and has been solved for ages.

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    7. Re:A house sitter. by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      Turn off the main water to your house. Open a faucet. No broken pipes.

      You obviously haven't ever actually tried this.
      Think for a moment: what happens when the water in your toilet bowl freezes? Or in any of the numerous drain traps? Unless your house plumbing has specifically been designed for winter drain-down, opening a faucet is NOT going to drain the water out of all the pipes, water heater, etc.

    8. Re:A house sitter. by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then when he comes back he sees his house has collapsed in a real-life /. effect...

    9. Re:A house sitter. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      what happens when the water in your toilet bowl freezes? Or in any of the numerous drain traps?

      Toilet bowls and drain traps are open at the top. Freezing water therefore has room to expand.

      Supply pipes are closed. If the water in them expands, nowhere for it to go, bam! burst pipe.

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    10. Re:A house sitter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never had the water freeze in your porcelain toilet bowl or tank. My summer home on a lake in eastern Canada gets closed every winter, water drained, RV antifreeze used in every fixture, etc. Unfortunately one autumn I did not make it there in time for my usual October close-up due to a death in the family. By the time I made it there in early November the temperature had dropped well below freezing (near 0F outdoors) for a few days. The indoor temperature was in the mid 20s for 2 to 3 days. The plumbing was fine through out the house except the water in the toilet and tank had both frozen - the tank cracked across the bottom where the bolts hold it to the bowl. The bowl split where the water sits in the trap at the bottom. The toilet in the upstairs bathroom was about 1/3 frozen but hadn't broken the fixture yet - I caught it just in time. After heating the house, replacing the toilet, draining all the plumbing and water heater, winterizing everything with RV antifreeze, and doing the other required maintenence I had learned a lesson that cost me $200 more than I had expected. If your house goes below freezing without proper preparation you WILL have losses - I can't guarantee you how many, how bad, how expensive, or how severe, but you will have losses.

    11. Re:A house sitter. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      As the ice expands water gets pushed out of the open faucet. Freeze a beer can with a hole in it--no boom.

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    12. Re:A house sitter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would easiest if you post the address here and slashdot and tell us when you're going to be away...


      As slashdotters, it's not like we'd have any parties there ... but you did say the house had broadband (nerdish giggle).

  3. It's obvious by malsdavis · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would of thought most Slashdotters would prefer to protect their home with either a few Tesla coils or Prism towers. A Mammoth tank left behind can be advisable when your away base-raping however the airfield should normally be able to take care of any surprise threats.

    1. Re:It's obvious by jpardey · · Score: 1

      Thanks to the heat given off by the tesla coils, your pipes will not freeze. And if your house starts on fire, the coil should continue operating until the power line is burnt, preventing firefighters from approaching and causing water damage to your computers. Perfect!

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    2. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claymores and tripwires.

    3. Re:It's obvious by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Er..... Teala coil/Prism tower combo and Mammoth tank/airfield are in different game.

    4. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. Just hide your house with some Gap Generators.

    5. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer laser towers, dragon teeth, and defenders. Maybe a fleet of hawks, too. Much better game.

    6. Re:It's obvious by saxoholic · · Score: 1

      I'd say one or two iron golem's should do the trick. Just don't leave any adamantine swords lying around.

    7. Re:It's obvious by jtorkbob · · Score: 1

      Only on slashdot can a plumbing question turn into a gaming debate.

      (In any case, a couple Myrmidons and a line of Cerebus should do the trick. But if you are afk that long your enemy will have plenty of time to drive in his Fatboy and you're screwed.)

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    8. Re:It's obvious by weeb0 · · Score: 1

      are you sure, I think at least in C&C General you can find all of them. You can also add a speaker to heal your troops on the mammoth. If you capture the command center of the enemy you can have both tesla coil and the prism tower

    9. Re:It's obvious by karnal · · Score: 1

      I remember Tesla Coils and Prism Towers in Yuri's revenge... Mammoth tanks as well.

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    10. Re:It's obvious by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      And the Allies had an Airforce Command, which was their radar and also held four Harriers. Although all four of those were in Red Alert 2 pre-YR, Yuri's Revenge was the high point of the series--that expansion had more content in it than most games.

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    11. Re:It's obvious by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, although every Command and Conquer game(even Generals which was only marginally C&C) has a really big double-barreled tank which is pretty much the trademark of the series, in RA2 it was called the Apocalypse.

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    12. Re:It's obvious by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you're using Harriers to rape their base. (The third Allies mission is most easily done by building a bunch of Airforce Commands, pummelling that small base first due to its annoying nature, then going straight to the Beacon with 16-24 Harriers.)

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    13. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant some Soulless on the ridge, some Archers on the hill below, and stick a line of Stygian Knights in front of them. Normally you'd want Dwarves or Fetch, but they'll slaughter your own troops without you there to watch them.

    14. Re:It's obvious by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

      And cost less too. (Re: System requirement)

    15. Re:It's obvious by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I would of thought most Slashdotters would prefer to protect their home with either a few Tesla coils or Prism towers. A Mammoth tank left behind can be advisable when your away base-raping however the airfield should normally be able to take care of any surprise threats.

      I'd rather have the extra income from renting it out.

      Falcon
    16. Re:It's obvious by GhaleonStrife · · Score: 1

      Webway gates would be more efficient. If someone comes to attack the house, and you have some kind of advance warning, you can move it.

    17. Re:It's obvious by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      A Mammoth tank left behind can be advisable when your away base-raping however the airfield should normally be able to take care of any surprise threats.

      An Apocalypse tank will stomp a mammoth's ass. The Apocalypse has better AA weaponry, so it makes for a much better defensive platform. Also, let's not forget that the mammoth tanks existed in an era when one could place antitank mines. In less than five minutes, it was possible to build a mine field that would destroy a fleet of mammoth tanks. There were no mine layers in the era of the Apocalypse tanks.

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    18. Re:It's obvious by empaler · · Score: 1

      Also, you don't need legacy hardware/OS to do this. It scales beautifully to whatever resolution DirectX wants to feed it. (Also, as I just found out, someone have made a new engine for it!)
      Anyway, you can set the hawks on autopatrol around the area of your house, and you should be good. Maybe consider building some Orcones. If you have the Hawks in place, you can just leave after starting to build the Orcone factory; it'll take forever to build and with the hawks, you should be set for a while.

      (Note: The Orcones are the meat bag counterparts to the Krogoth from the Core Contigency. He could consider building Krogoths, but seeing as a fundamental part of the programming is "kill all meat bags", he might become unpopular in the neighbourhood)

    19. Re:It's obvious by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they still have the mammoth tanks from C&C. I'm pretty sure they have them in all the games...you just can't build them. Some games (Generals I know is one) you can find old abanoned bases...other games they're just in the rules file and you can enable them if you mod it right.

    20. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are slashdotters that own homes? Must be the old ones, from back when it was actually financially feasible for a regular person to own a home (and even pay for it).

      As a university graduate with a professional career I gave up on any hope of ever owning a home a few years after graduation. It simply was not realistic. Professional salaries in Canada continue to drop and property values continue to increase. The only way for a young professional to acquire property is through inheritance.

      Having never owned property and with no hope of ever owning property, I have absolutely no idea how to protect property. I think you would have gotten a better response on a seniors website or something, ask the generation who actually owns property from when it was possible.

    21. Re:It's obvious by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Tiberian Sun had them as a bonus unit in crates(and I think one of the Firestorm missions) and Red Alert 2 has a lot of Tiberian Sun voxels left over so it could be enabled in rules.ini. (Of course, if you've even seen rules.ini you know how much RA2 was based off of the TibSun codebase)

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    22. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they have scouts with them, they can't even attack your house - You can't kill what you can't see (It's worth the 100 Power and Requisition)

    23. Re:It's obvious by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      Yes but then again Slashdot is a website for nerds, not concerned home owners.

      Personally I'm getting a little sick and tired of all the mainstream stories on Slashdot lately, if I wanted to read such I'd visit cnn.com!

      How does protecting your house in winter effect nerds? True nerds don't own a house, they live in their parents basement or possibly an abandoned factory they have kitted out with latest high-tech hacking equipment!

  4. Purge your pipes? by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's one easy step anyway...

    1. Re:Purge your pipes? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Making sure you really know where the low point of the plumbing is.

      As a followup, pour antifreeze into drains so that the traps don't freeze.

    2. Re:Purge your pipes? by iocat · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's easier to just turn off the water. You can have the city do it, but it's just as easy to do it at the point where the water enters your house (there should be a turn off there). (It's unlikely but possible the pipes will freeze and burst between the city hook up and your house if you dont have the city turn the water off at the street -- this is an enormous pain in the ass if it happens.)

      When we close up our cabin, that's what we do (turn it off at the house and drain the water -- leave those taps open, too). We also leave the heater on at 55 degrees, but that's more because my dad is crazy and hates the environment. There's no reason to.

      An alarm and a web cam won't hurt, and neither will some good timers for the lights. Still, don't leave anything valuable there, because everyone will know you're gone. At our cabin, there's very little worth stealing. We also have a guy check it out weekly (just a walk around).

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    3. Re:Purge your pipes? by lhaeh · · Score: 1
      Just make sure to buy the plumbing anti-freeze, not the automotive kind.

      Difference?... One is poisonous, the other is not.

  5. Going out on a limb here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have friends?

    1. Re:Going out on a limb here... by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      Rephrase that:

      Do you have friends outside of Secondlife and/or WoW. You know, real life.

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  6. Web cam by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Option 1: Set up a web cam pointed in your living room, and put a thermometer in view. Then you'll see if there's a broken pipe, and you can read the thermometer.

    Option 2: get to know your neighbor.

    1. Re:Web cam by Rick17JJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make sure that the web cam can also see what is on the floor too. He could watch for puddles of water on the floor from a broken pipe or leaky roof. He could also see if rat droppings are starting to appear on the floor. Thousands of rat droppings on the carpeting and furniture would be a real mess. I have seen that happen in a car and in a truck. He might even see a rat or mouse on the web cam now and then. Perhaps he might even catch a glimpse of a burglar. The thermometer should have a large easy to read display.

      Be sure to also remove food from the refrigerator before leaving. I have seen a refrigerator that failed while someone was gone and thousands of maggots ended up crawling up the sides of the refrigerator and died stuck to the walls, shelves, roof, drawers and crevices of the refrigerator. Two other people told me that have seen the same thing. It was unbelievably disgusting, so take the food out before leaving for a few months.

    2. Re:Web cam by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      Looking at some other posts, I see someone else has a simpler idea. He suggested hooking one of these freeze alarms to your telephone line:

      FA-B-CCA - Freeze Alarm
      RELIANCE CONTROLS PhoneAlert Three-alarm Home Monitoring System
    3. Re:Web cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have this exact setup at my weekend house. I used a super cheap Trendnet IP camera and a 12 buck Oregon Scientific thermometer with a wireless remote sensor. The remote sensor is in the crawlspace. I keep the thermostat super low but rest easy since I can check the status via the camera at any time. Besides a light on in the room with the thermometer, I also have an LED nightlight pointed at the thermometer for when the bulb burns out. Once an hour it posts an image to a server so I essentially end up with a log of the temperature that is updated hourly. I can check that server from my cel as well as any browser.

      I was going to get a backup propane heater with a millivolt thermostat (no mains connection needed), but they were just too damn ugly to put in the house. I'm only an hour and a half away from the house so I can get there in a hurry in an emergency. A kerosene heater in the shed can be deployed in an emergency.

      Plus, most importantly, I'm good friends with my neighbors! In fact I just got him a Trendnet camera as a holiday present so he can check his house when he's away.

    4. Re:Web cam by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt! Hey someone just woke me up :-)
      Try http://www.phonewebcam.com/ - motion detection w/alerts to handset, all the PC software is free, $7 for a 4 week top up (use it this time, lapse, then top up again if you need it a few months later).

    5. Re:Web cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Option 3 - use that secret google.com and look up the easy answer there.

      Cripes this is a childs topic that any nimrod that owns a cabin or second home knows..

      Income 60,000 120,000 Duh, tell the servants to keep the thermostat below 70 while you are away.

    6. Re:Web cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All fine and good until your broadband goes out. Then you won't know what the heck is going on.

      Good advice?

      Don't listen to the horror stories, but don't be stupid either. Don't rely solely on one of the connections to your home: electric, gas, phone, or internet. Any one (though likely not all) can get knocked out. Use your experience as a guide. How often does each go out and for how long? Rely on the most reliable, and use the next best thing for backup.

      Internet: Setting up a webcam is good. More important probably if you'll have access while away is the e-mail address of someone near you you can ask for help when the webcam goes out or shows disatrous results. Make sure your equipment is hooked to a UPS or running on a laptop with good battery life that's also plugged in, or when the electricity goes out, so does your internet. Good UPS's have alarms that can be hooked to the computers so you can check their status online or are internet ready devices you can status-check directly.

      Electricity: If your electric supply is the most reliable, then hook up some heat-tape to your water supply line if not to all your water lines. Alternatively, install some thermostat-controlled electric heaters near pipes in rooms where plumbing goes. Move any liquid things you have (like those little glass balls with tiny ecosystems inside or drinking birds or wine or such) near the heaters while you're away.

      Gas: I can attest to the coolness of those 100% efficient gas heaters. My aging grandparents use one to keep their house warm reliably as they spend a lot of their time away at the hospital. They're extremely reliable. Also, interestingly, my corn stove works fine without electricity for weeks at a time. You just hook a car battery up to the back and it charges it when there's electricity and uses it when there's not. Unforutnately, my corn stove can't go for weeks without CORN, but if you get the auxiliary gigantic corn reservoir chute, then you could go away for months, and if it opens to the outside, your corn supplier can regularly deliver corn directly to you chute while you're away.

      Phone: I believe there are phones that run off the power from the phone line that will not only answer when called, but report important things like temperature and humidity to you. They may be harder to find in the age of cordless phones with wall-plug-in chargers. Anyone know?

      As far as winterization goes, I just purchased a house that was vacant for more than a year. It had been winterized and although dewinterization cost like $120, everything works fine now. However, up here in minnesota it's not as simple as flushing the lines. They actually have to pump antifreeze back up the line against the water pressure to keep the supply pipes from freezing. That's not something that your average homeowner can do easily himself. You need some kind of strong pump and the right kind of antifreeze. In some cases they may have to cut and reconnect your water line in order to drain all the water out, which may cost even more. That was the case in several of the houses I looked at, but decided not to buy. Actually, given the mess of plumbing in this house, I strongly suspect my pipes have frozen in the past, but luckily when they did a valve was installed that made winterization easier. The main disadvantage to winterization is that even if you can do it yourself, you do have to do it when you get home before you have water. If pipes had to be disconnected or antifreeze pumped in then you may not have a warm shower the first night. Unless you do what I used to do when the pipes froze in my mobile home. Go to the nearest truck stop and pay $5.

    7. Re:Web cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that makes almost as much sense as just giving your neighbor a thermometer and the money you would have spent on a webcam in exchange for checking in on your house once in a while.

  7. Wireless Cellular Camera by Hackeron · · Score: 4, Informative

    My friend doubt one of the nokia cellular cameras and it runs off the mains with a rechargable battery. You can text it to send you a picture of your home at any time, it will also send you a picture when the power is disconnected and when there is motion. Cool little thingy.

    1. Re:Wireless Cellular Camera by Hackeron · · Score: 1

      Oh, also you can phone it to listen what is happening in your home.

    2. Re:Wireless Cellular Camera by matth · · Score: 1

      Interesting.. what model? Is it hacked.. or is that how it works normally?

    3. Re:Wireless Cellular Camera by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Or if you have 3G you can get a Toshiba 904T. There's a "surveillance mode" included so that if you videocall it, you can see what's going on live (of course, this requires leaving the 904T at home as opposed to using it like a cellphone as it was intended, but it works).

      --
      OSx86 FTW
    4. Re:Wireless Cellular Camera by Hackeron · · Score: 1

      No, not hacked - I think it's this one: http://3nw.com/pda/wireless/wwan/wwan_cam.htm -- I'll double check with him

    5. Re:Wireless Cellular Camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (looking at monitor) Wow, that's a lot of water! If I hurry, I might be able to do something about it 24 hours from now.

      1. Prevention
      2. Detection
      3. Response

      A good system needs to address all three.

  8. Hire a caretaker by Vengeance · · Score: 2, Funny

    Find some nice family willing to live there for the winter.

    And remember: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

    --
    It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
    1. Re:Hire a caretaker by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Why the heck was this modded offtopic? Are you all too young to have seen The Shining and understand its relevance?

      If anything, I might mod it down for giving me the willies. :-)

      Come play with us... Forever!

      --
      A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
    2. Re:Hire a caretaker by E8086 · · Score: 1

      I'd go with-
      Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something
      Marge" Go crazy?
      Homer: Don't mind if I do

      Nothing beats a real live person being there. Yes, they have to be alive because driods and robot maids don't exist yet.
      With the chance of power and/or internet going down a remote monitoring system is a bit risky.
      Always the chance of a sensor or camera going down or a pipe breaking or a racoon breaking in in a blind spot.
      Try renting or ask you neighbors to look after the place, but people may lose patience after a while. Also depends on how long you're planning on keeping it and what you want to do with it. Renting as a source or year round income is nice, also resulting in someone being there all year with the heat on reducing the risk or pipes freezing and breaking. They'll also let you know if a bear or deer or wild turkey breaks in a trashes the place. And if they own a gun and catch it you may end up with a new wall ornament.

      If you're looking for a summer house that you're going to use at most two monthsa year, can't help there. If you're going to take all your stuff with you, maybe let a local church or charity group use it for retreats or something, and maybe look for some kind of tax credit, and you'll know someone is there every once in a while. But not as often as renting.
      Is it near any college? If you still want to use it as a summer place offer a 9 or 11 month lease and you get move back in for a fews months. May not be such a good idea to let college kids know their landlord is a couple hundred miles away.

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    3. Re:Hire a caretaker by scottevans · · Score: 1

      All play and no work makes a dull boy jack.

    4. Re:Hire a caretaker by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Yes, they have to be alive because driods and robot maids don't exist yet.

      Oh yeah? So how do you explain Condoleeza Rice, then?

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    5. Re:Hire a caretaker by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      Don't seek sense from the moderation system. I've seen some very strange things come out of it. For example, my little joke was one of the first couple of dozen posts made to the topic, and a quick perusal of timestamps will reveal that I did it first, but that didn't stop a couple of people from modding it 'Redundant'. No skin off my nose, but it's a strange thing to see.

      --
      It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
  9. Non tech solution by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know its not technical and nor does it have a wow factor or allow you to log into a web based control and monitoring page in the "interweb", but how about asking a friend / neighbour to keep an eye on it for you? That way if something goes wrong they may be able to help you sort out any problems without you coming back, plus they are more flexible, able to deal with the weather, any break-ins, any mail that doesn't get misdirected or anything else for that matter.

    Obviously the issue here, and it a big one, is Trust.

    1. Re:Non tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah trust! This is Slashdot you're talking to!

    2. Re:Non tech solution by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Almost to the tune of "this old man", or for you yanks, "that annoying Barney I love you song", you'll see!)

      I Trust You.
      You Trust Me.
      Here's An authentication
      Lib-Ra-Ry

      With A Little Hack,
      Password Crack,
      Code Inject Or Three

      All Your Servers Are Belong To Me.

  10. Why keep the pipes full then? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    Drain them. All of them if you can. It's not hard. Insulate the ones you can't.

    I don't know your exact circumstances - if you live close enough to a friend or neighbor - have them look out the house periodically - I don't know why people try to do a job with technology that can only be accomplished 1/100 as well for 10x the price.

    1. Re:Why keep the pipes full then? by Incongruity · · Score: 1

      Technological solutions are imperfect and so are human solutions (i.e.: have a neighbor stop in every few days -- a lot of damage can happen in that time) -- so do both. The sources of error/failure aren't coupled, so they'll help much more in concert than they would alone.

  11. google? by Incongruity · · Score: 1

    I found many many such solutions....with the first query string that came to mind after reading your post...

    ( http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=cabin+winter+ flood+alarm&btnG=Google+Search )

    Here are two selected more or less at random...

    http://www.nextag.com/RELIANCE-CONTROLS-PhoneAlert -Three-501572782/prices-html
    http://www.norcoalarms.com/ezStore123/DTProductZoo m.asp?productID=1115

  12. low-tech solutions by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    Hire someone in the area to keep an eye on things, e.g., take a look around once a week and e-mail you. Drain the water from the pipes, so they won't break. Why don't you want the temperature to drop below a certain level? -- that's why you drain the pipes.

  13. Re:Plumbers advice. by cepler · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do not ONLY shut the water off, drain the lines as well. You can also leave one faucet on a lower level open very slightly (after shutting the water off to allow room for expansion as well.

  14. Seasonal rental? by bdsd76 · · Score: 1

    Sure this is a very non-geek answer and perhaps inappropriate for slashdot but...Have you considered renting it out as a winter seasonal? Don't know where in N.E. you are at, but in the area I am from--and all my family still lives--it is quite common to see people offering up their houses as winter rentals (at a fairly significant discount) to avoid the very sort of winterizing and worry you are asking about. Basically everybody involved wins: the owner gets the house taken care of and lived in during the winter and the renter gets the place at a rate inconceivable of during the summer and spring. just a thought...

    1. Re:Seasonal rental? by bdsd76 · · Score: 1

      damn refresh...no comments when i started replying to this post--now i see more a couple folks suggesting the same thing as me...

  15. Start looking at smarthome by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 2, Informative

    I usually don't like advertising a site, but just about everything you are looking to do can be done with stuff found on www.smarthome.com. From automatic water-pipe cut-off devices, to intricated temperature and environmental controls. Just look around. It can and will get expensive, but the water-pipe cut-offs are worth it the first time they engage and stop a problem before it is a problem.

    --
    We were all warned a long time ago that MS products sucked, remember the Magic 8 Ball said, "Outlook not so good"
    1. Re:Start looking at smarthome by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I have found them to be a good source for this sort of thing as well.

    2. Re:Start looking at smarthome by magarity · · Score: 1

      Sure, things like WaterCop are great but if the house is going to be unoccupied for that much time then why leave the water turned on in the first place? Get the plumbing system winterized and don't worry about it.

  16. Nice by TheStonepedo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your allusion
    +
    my drinking milk
    =
    nasal milk output

    Nice one.

    --
    I'll be your candy shop of infinite deliciousity if you'll be my discotheque of endless rump-shaking.
  17. People next door by Mike1024 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is there a device that will call me if the temp in the house drops below a certain level? How about a broken pipe flooding the house? How can I keep advised of problems happening hundreds of miles away?

    Well, you could tell your neighbours that you're going away and ask them to check in on everything every once in a while.

    Granted this isn't a high-tech proposal, but it would probably be effective.

    --
    "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
    1. Re:People next door by lunartik · · Score: 1

      Is there a device that will call me if the temp in the house drops below a certain level? How about a broken pipe flooding the house? How can I keep advised of problems happening hundreds of miles away?
       
      Well, you could tell your neighbours that you're going away and ask them to check in on everything every once in a while.
       
      Granted this isn't a high-tech proposal, but it would probably be effective.

      Depends on your community, but my grandmother left her house empty for a few months every summer and was able to notify the local police, they would check on the property periodically.

      I work 2000+ miles from my house and rely on family to stop in once a week and take a look. Lawn service takes care of the rest. Granted, when i come home I need to do routine stuff like clean the gutters, change the furnace filter, drive the rust off of the brakes on the car, etc.

  18. Remote monitoring by akirchhoff · · Score: 2, Informative

    We use a device from this company to monitor our data centers for power, temperature and water intrusion.

    http://www.sensaphone.com/

    This should work, but you still need a trusted indevidual locally to handle any problem that came up.

  19. As long as you have a working phone line... by SaDan · · Score: 1

    All you need is this:

    http://www.sensaphone.com/sensaphone-1104.html

    I've used a Sensaphone in the past for a small data center, and it worked great. Never went down, never had problems, never had a false alarm. They've been around for a very long time.

  20. lonely homes by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

    I thought normal people leaving a house for a significant amount of time turned off gas, electricity (except for house alarms if possible) and water? cancel papers and milk etc (build up shows no-ones in)

    The only real problem then is if you have general damp worries, some like to leave heating on to protect against that, but then that could be a fire risk.
    the only way after that is a VERY trusted friend/relative to check in every now and again (also helps deter burglars) or a house sitter. You can't put web cams on every corner of the house, looking at every pipe, all the rafters etc..

  21. With Linux of course!! by notanatheist · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously, http://misterhouse.sourceforge.net/ Automate your home. I'll agree more with the above poster though, rent it out.

  22. Must be difficult worrying about your posessions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    I make good money. I use to make great money. I bought stuff I didn't need. Stuff I did need. Stuff I wanted. It got stolen several times. No, you can't protect yourself against everything.

    Just get insurance. It's just "stuff". Relax.

  23. broadband? by kryten_nl · · Score: 3, Funny

    There will still be broadband at the house.
    Throw in a subscription to WoW and I'll look after your house as long as you like ....

    --
    For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
    1. Re:broadband? by Anonymous+Pundit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Throw in a subscription to WoW and I'll look after your house as long as you like ....
      Oh sure, you'll call him if the broadband goes down, but will you even notice if the pipes freeze?
  24. Protecting your house by Foofoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I usually set up a series of pits and snares and then stock secret rooms with orcs and kobolds. It doesn't hurt to circulate rumors of a powerful demon living in the cellar in local taverns either.

    --
    This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
    1. Re:Protecting your house by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you're suggesting his teenage son should invite his friends over for the winter?

      - RG>

      --
      Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    2. Re:Protecting your house by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      Question: do these pits have vines hanging above them, perhaps, along with scorpion traps and rolling logs for added security?

    3. Re:Protecting your house by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear paint buckets swinging on ropes works pretty well.

      --
      Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
    4. Re:Protecting your house by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      ...circulate rumors of a powerful demon living in the cellar in local taverns...

      Are you nuts? I don't want some fool hero breaking in, killing all my pets, and raiding my wife's jewelry chest!

      --
      "There are more important things than stopping terrorism. Upholding the Constitution is one of them." - Ars Forumer.
  25. Property Manager.. by DigitalPowderHound · · Score: 1

    I am sure a property management/security company would be happy to keep an eye on things while you're away. Otherwise, you could rent it to me, I am looking to move back to New England....
    http://digitalpowderhound.blogspot.com/

  26. Well first, turn it all off, cover pipes etc... by Ho+Kooshy+Fly · · Score: 1

    If you are going to be away a simple list to start with is:
    1. Conserve electricity, unplug everything or just flip your breakers off (if you have nothing remote to access)
    2. If you use natural gas, you can shut it off at your house or just cut off the heater/water heater.
    3. Turn off your water. Look for your water shutoff valve and just turn it off...
    4. Cover your pipes! If it gets cold, even if you've shut off your water, wrap your pipes up near the shut off valve.

    If you need something on inside, need to monitor, or a certain temperature... (plants?)
    I hope then you would have:
    1. Programmable thermostat to set temperature versus time.
    2. Maybe a remote IP camera to take a peek inside your house, maybe with a timed light. ZoneMinder is a great piece of software to use with that.
    3. There are several temperature sensors you can get, but if you are a HW geek you could check out integrating a kit from Maxim: http://www.maxim-ic.com/products/ibutton/products/ ibuttons.cfm#sensor

    -Ho

  27. I'll take care of it... by aipotsid · · Score: 0

    Just leave me the address....

  28. My parents just did this, they left for a vacation by Angelwrath · · Score: 1

    My parents just left. Their strategy was to turn the water off, and heat the house at 60 degrees to ensure that they save money on heating, while still not risking the pipes bursting. They have a neighbor go over to water plants every few days, and that makes a lot of sense. If you need to leave your house for an extended period, make sure a friend or trustworthy neighbor is checking up on it every once in a while.

    I myself didn't go on vacation so I check up as well as the neighbor. The house is probably checked once every two days.

    So leaving your house is just fine, remember to turn off all the lights when you leave, check all doors and lock up, and things will be just fine.

  29. Um, that COULD work by svunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

    1. Re:Um, that COULD work by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Give me the bat, Wendy. Give me the bat. Gimmie the bat. Give me the bat. Wendy, give me the bat.

      --
      SRSLY.
  30. Obviously... by astrosmash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buy an old P-III tower for 50 bucks, set it up with Fedora Core 6, Apache, and a dynamic DNS service. Add a cron job to reboot the server every Sunday, and maybe enable LogWatch to email you daily status updates. Finally, place the tower on the bare concrete in your basement.

    With this set up you can check on your house from anywhere at any time. If the server stops responding, your house has been destroyed.

    --
    ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
    1. Re:Obviously... by jpardey · · Score: 1

      It's better to buy an alienware rig. That way you can tell if you have had robbers as well.

      --
      I have freaks! I did something right...
    2. Re:Obviously... by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      fantastic last line. Beautiful.

    3. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could call up a real estate agency or security company and ask if they have a house watching service.
      I'm sure you could arrange something. You could ask someone but it's better to get everything in writing.

    4. Re:Obviously... by overkill1024 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If the server stops responding, your house has been destroyed. ...or the internet went out, but anything without internet access is essentially useless anyway.
    5. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, because if they break into your house, are they going to take a P2 sitting in the basement? Better to spend $5000 on a computer that looks expensive, so that if you get robbed, you know right away.

    6. Re:Obviously... by vidnet · · Score: 1

      Plus, it would heat the house so the pipes don't freeze.

  31. there is a way by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Basic cameras are cheap now. Even wireless cameras are $70ish. Like $25-cheap. TV tuner cards are also dirt cheap. My advice to you is to set up a Linux server with a bunch of tuners. Put cameras all over the house. Install the program "motion." Set it to email your phone when it see something.

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    A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
  32. Re:Plumbers advice. by frazzydee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just to reiterate this, make CERTAIN you drain your pipes COMPLETELY if you're going to shut them off...just shutting them off is incredibly stupid advice that my family followed one winter. We came home to a complete disaster. Pipes burst in multiple places, we had no water for days, and it would've cost a fortune if we didn't have connections to a plumber that someone knows personally. Remember: water expands when frozen, so this isn't as much of an issue if you leave your heating on (which will cost a lot of money unnecessarily).

  33. First thought by tubapro12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My first thought would be to setup webcams in every room watching doors, windows, sinks... thermometers... et cetera and setup a PC to stream them out somehow.

  34. Common sense by AlHunt · · Score: 1

    I guess I have to get on the common sense band wagon. I live in new england and we left the house over-winter. Shut off the utilities, drain the pipes. If you have a well you might need to shut off a valve at the well head.

    The best thing I had was a guy I sent $100/month to drive by the house on his way to work. He also kept a spare car in the driveway and moved it around every couple days. Nobody knew the house was empty.

    --
    1 in 4 Maine children in struggle with hunger.
    1. Re:Common sense by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      Sorry - I forgot. Have the driveway plowed, too. Keeps it looking occupied.

      Oh, and you can get a Realtor-type key box at Home Depot and hide a key somewhere in case someone needs to get in for an emergency (combination lock).

      --
      1 in 4 Maine children in struggle with hunger.
  35. Re:Plumbers advice. by RipTides9x · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dammit, by the time I submitted my post I realized I forgot to finish adding that bit. Also take note of the types of pipe in your home. Hard plastic PVC/CPVC pipes get very brittle with the cold and will tend to split in multiple places, having several faucets left open after draining the pipes can help prevent pipes splitting in areas that may hold water even after draining. Copper pipe, depending on type (type = thickness), has a better resistance to freezing and splitting, but a hard freeze in a copper pipe will split it open just as easy as a hard plastic pipe. Again, drain and leave faucets open. Soft plastic pipes, like Polybutylene, can actually withstand a hard freeze to a point, but if enough of the pipe freezes when full of water they can "blow" off the fittings on the pipe from the expansion. You can get by with draining these pipes and not having to leave any faucets on.

  36. Get a friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And give them the key.

    You fucking idiot. If you had friends this wouldn't be a problem. But because you're a slashdot posting retard it's overly complicated.

    ass. (my captcha word is humbled ... irony?)

    1. Re:Get a friend by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Your hostile tone belies the bevy of good advice you bestow

      --
      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
  37. Yes. by pizzach · · Score: 5, Funny

    The most sure fire way is to burn it.

    ...I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

    --
    Once you start despising the jerks, you become one.
    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

  38. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by jpardey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, aside from two dead bodies, the hotel was in good shape. I'd rather have "REDRUM" on a door than a burst pipe, I say.

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  39. Not to duck the question by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Informative

    But plenty of people winterize cabins for the winter. I would contact the state extension office for booklets on the subject.

    I know that you have to shut off the water, some people put plywood on the windows. Some people put a minimal amount of heat to avoid sub freezing temps inside the house itself.

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    1. Re:Not to duck the question by jmcharry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Contacting the county extension agent is a great suggestion! In most, if not all states, there are county agents affiliated with the state's main agricultural college. Usually there is a home agent and a farm agent. There may be a marine agent in coastal areas. They have pamphlets on all sorts of things, and access to the latest doctrine on how to do things from controlling bugs, to preserving food, to who knows what. The best part of it is that it is almost all free.

    2. Re:Not to duck the question by lgw · · Score: 1
      But plenty of people winterize cabins for the winter
      True. It's the people who winterize for the summer that you have to watch out for!
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    3. Re:Not to duck the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I help winterize my in-laws' cabin every year. Not that its totally comparable, as this cabin has no electricity, but what the heck.

      The short list:

      - cut off the water supply and drain the pipes
      - close the shutters on all the windows and lock them
      - remove all the valuables, e.g. generators, stereos, etc.
      - remove everything that might freeze and explode - this includes carbonated beverages and beer, but things like soy sauce are probably OK
      - shut off the gas
      - clean off the roof and cover the chimney
      - put up ropes to keep the geese from shitting all over the beach
      - pull the sailboat out of the lake (probably not relevant, but its on the list :-)

      Now, that being said, you should consider that:
      - if nobody goes into the building once a week, you may not have insurance coverage
      - empty houses are easy prey for burglars (my inlaws' cabin has been burgled, along with everyone else in the neighborhood)
      - houses where the teperature is below 55 degrees (ten celsius) are also frequently not covered by insurance

      As it sounds like you have a real house as opposed to a cabin, if I was going to do this I would do one of:
      - Hire someone to check the place out once a week, maybe your neighbors, maybe a property management company (risk vs. cost tradeoff here - how well do you know people up there?)
      - Bring in renters or house sitters (other threads have already beaten this to death)

      If I was really feeling geeky, I might experiment with some remote sensing / cameras / weather, etc. but I would not count on it to work for more than 2 weeks :-)

      Just my $.02

  40. getting to know your neighbor. by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get to know his neighbor? In person?? You must be new here.

    1. Re:getting to know your neighbor. by yobjob · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be American. Everyone in Australia and the UK watches neighbours.

    2. Re:getting to know your neighbor. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      They aren't just neighbours, they're good friends.

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    3. Re:getting to know your neighbor. by l0b0 · · Score: 1

      Unless your neighbor is a WoW druid, that is!

    4. Re:getting to know your neighbor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he needs two cameras then? (One for the room, one for the neighbours)

    5. Re:getting to know your neighbor. by Archtype · · Score: 1

      I've been living in New England for 10-12 years and I still don't know the names of my immediate neighbors.

    6. Re:getting to know your neighbor. by MrSquishy · · Score: 1

      He could always setup a webcam in their house to get to know them.

  41. Relying on broadband by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about a broken pipe flooding the house? ... (There will still be broadband at the house.)

    Given the potential for there not to still be broadband at the house should the modem be sitting in a few inches of water/have water run through the closet it's in/etc. you may want to consider having whatever data the house outputs get stored elsewhere.

    That way, when you check and get no signal, you can get a pretty good idea of what happened right up to the loss of signal rather than find, "hmm, the house is off the net, I'd better buy a plane ticket to find out nothing more than my ISP sucks."

    Similarly, you may want to leave a key with a trusted neighbor who can go in and restart any crappy consumer grade gear that's managed to lock itself up.

    In short, broadband's a wonderful thing but it's not as "always on" as you'd want for being able to monitor things from a distance.

    1. Re:Relying on broadband by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I saw this:

      winter storm problems and electrical outages across the country...(There will still be broadband at the house.)

      and my first response was "Bwahaha, what a fool!" And as you point out, that's only one of the many problems you can have with an all-tech solution.

      Seriously, the guy's relocating. Why keep the house empty? Just seems dumb to me. "Hey, I think I'll pay a bunch of money to keep this house I'm not even using, while it deteriorates from disuse." (Sorry, but no amount of tech is a substitute for a real live person living in the house)

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  42. Remote Monitoring by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Try http://www.attrm.com./ It is a remote camera monitoring solution. Works fairly well. You can even attach intruder and temperature sensors. Possibly more

  43. Pipe solution by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    There's a low tech solution to pipes freezing when you're away. It's an inline valve you place just above the main pipe. It has a standard compressor air fitting. All you do is turn off the water and open up the taps in the house and apply pressure from an aircompressor. It'll blow out the pipes and it just takes a couple of minutes. It's the only way to be 100% sure. The fitting is cheap and if you don't have an air compressor you can rent one cheap for a couple of hours.

    1. Re:Pipe solution by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Or you can not use an air compressor and just use a simple drain valve:

      Go around and open all of the facets. Turn off the water at the main valve. Gravity will drain the water through the sink in the basement. Now, open the drain valve and water will drain through there. No need for a compressor.

      Just remember to keep the facets open until it's finished or there won't be air entering the system to replace the water and some parts might not drain.

    2. Re:Pipe solution by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The problem with relying on gravity is that low spots (amazingly common in older houses) won't drain, and can still freeze/burst. It's better to air-flush the lines, same as you should to winterize an underground sprinkler system.

      And don't forget to drain the washing machine, water heater, etc. (And be sure to turn off the water heater's power or gas, too!!)

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    3. Re:Pipe solution by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      Does everyone on /. have a house with a basement? I've lived in plenty of houses and have never had a basement.

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    4. Re:Pipe solution by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      I live up North. Homes without basements are rare up here.

    5. Re:Pipe solution by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      Here in the Ozarks (that's right, I'm a hillbilly) I guess the ground is too hard for the digout. A lot of limestone here abouts.

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  44. Put Windsield Washer Fluid in the pipes by shipdadip · · Score: 1

    Turn the main water valve off than run the sinks and flush the toilets to get all the water out. Than pour windhsield washer fluid down because it doesn't freeze. Than have a friend/neighbor check up on it once in a while. Or rent it out.

    1. Re:Put Windsield Washer Fluid in the pipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DO NOT DO THIS. This is horrible advice. Windshield washer fluid contains methanol, which is extremely poisonous.

    2. Re:Put Windsield Washer Fluid in the pipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks for the warning...

      Maybe use cheap vodka. You know, that bottom of the line stuff they sell at drugstores that tastes like rubbing alcohol. Just keep it away from ignition sources.

    3. Re:Put Windsield Washer Fluid in the pipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing the original poster doesn't drink out of the toilet, huh?

  45. 1-Wire devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1-Wire, Linux and DigiTemp.

    http://www.digitemp.com/

    iButtonLink has 1-Wire devices that will sense flooding, temperature and some other stuff.

    It'll cost you about $85 to get started messing around with it.

  46. Well... by djupedal · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Friend of mine uses:
    X-10 devices
    Panasonic IP cameras (steerable)
    Airport base stations
    Mac G4 (OS X)

    The software that actually controls the cameras is a commercial package which puts up an internet server - you log into it, and you can check individual cameras, positioning them at will; check multiple cameras with the images tiled; check archived videos; capture a live stream and play it back at various speeds, etc..

    He can then use the internet and his Blackberry to log on and live view any of the cameras around his home.
    For real security, he uses a local home security contractor, which responds when various alarms detect certain issues, etc.

  47. Our vaction home by pc486 · · Score: 1

    My family owns a vacation cabin in the mountains and this is what we do:

      - Dual heating systems. One gas heater keeps the house warm enough (55F) and electric room heaters are set below that. We've had yet the chance to see both fail.
      - The water is shut off. If a pipe breaks then at least it doesn't flood.
      - To avoid water breaks, cover all outside faucets. We use something similar to this: http://www.improvementscatalog.com/HanoverAssets/I mprovements/large_images/264284zz.jpg
      - Some lights are put on timers for protection against burglary (the house looks occupied). You should also ask your neighbors to call if you they see suspicious activity.

    Don't forget that when you come back to turn on the water and flush out both the hot and cold water from the system. You don't want to be heating up or drinking water that's been sitting around in water heater or pipes.

    If you're really worried about the place, get a security camera. I've used Axis network cameras ( http://www.axis.com/products/video/camera/ ) and they are good cameras.

  48. may I suggest ... by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

    For temperature try Web Thermometer. I'm sure there are similar devices for measuring water. I remember building a water sensor from a cheapo Radio Shack electronics lab years ago, there's really not much to it. From there it's just a question of monitoring for a signal on your COM port and sending an email or calling your cell on a particular 'event' (see 'man setserial' if you're a Linux user). You can also hook up a web cam and using something like xawtv on Linux via a shell script that can email pics. I'm sure you can do all this on Windows too. Don't forget to write a how-to for the rest of us when you have it all figured out.

  49. Don't substitute tech for wetware by Srsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure there are plenty of nerdy tools to monitor temp, humidity, etc., just don't use them in place of human beings. You should still loan a set of keys to someone you trust to check it every few days. Sensors and software don't have intelligence to understand what's happening or anticipate a problem before it happens (such as an ice storm knocking out your power, leading to other failures, etc.)

  50. Become enlightened by tezbobobo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The truly enlightened person would not care about material possessions. As such, it is better to protect yourself than you possessions.

    1. Re:Become enlightened by aonifer · · Score: 1

      But I'm a material possession!

  51. Not only that but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put some antifreeze in the toilet tank and the toilet bowl. Also put some antifreeze in each of the drains. The drains always hold a bit of water to block sewer gas from getting into the house. That's why you don't want to completely empty the toilet.

    I've also had good success with wrapping the pipes in the crawl space with an electric heating 'tape'. It's basically a long electric heating element that can be attached along the length of a pipe. If you live in cottage country, the hardware store will carry the stuff.

    Be aware that some/many/all insurance companies don't like to insure uninhabited buildings. Putting a tenant in the house would solve a bunch of problems. In any event, you probably want to arrange with someone to check on the house occasionally.

  52. Re:DSC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    simple.

    Call your local Security company (that sells DSC products) Get a Power 832 or simular, add flood detector, fire, (power is always monitored), temp sensor, etc. And so you can call in.. or it can call you.. the Voice unit.

    Had this setup in my place. Works perfectly. And if your really worried.. call it. put your mind at ease.

    www.dsc.com

    enjoy..

    too lazy to log in.

  53. Re:Plumbers advice. by dacohen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure if this would help http://www.liquidbreaker.com/ but it has an internet connection, allows you to monitor the water from afar, as well as monitor temperature of water pipes

  54. Even Better Question by popo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I took a few weeks off work, and returned to find my favorite geek website had replaced its standard content with content completely unrelated to the topics which used to make it great. Even more disturbing was the fact that no one else seemed to notice.

    What should *I* do?

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    1. Re:Even Better Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a few weeks off work, and returned to find my favorite geek website had replaced its standard content with content completely unrelated to the topics which used to make it great. Even more disturbing was the fact that no one else seemed to notice.

      OMG!!!1! PONIES!!!!

  55. Check out Zoneminder.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I highly recommend it for a multi-camera, web-based solution. Free download, runs on linux, integrates with x10, what more could you need?

  56. Re:Plumbers advice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    okay so i've never lived in a cold climate where you had to worry about water freezing in the pipes but from what i understand from my friends who do, just shutting your water off when the temperature may drop below zero is the last thing you want to do 'cuz the water will expand when it freezes and make the pipes burst. . .

  57. Re:Plumbers advice. by Sharth · · Score: 1

    That's what my family does with our cabins on cape cod. Otherwise, (When we forget to), a pipe under the cabin will generally explode.

  58. I'm in New England! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I'm in New England and I'm friends with a LOT of very hip, trustworthy, boy-scout-type people. Depending on where exactly you are, this could be as easy as draining your pipes and handing a set of keys to someone you can trust.

    Definitely drain the pipes, though.

    And message me if you need a human for anything... I might be able to help.

    AIM: MarcQuadra

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    1. Re:I'm in New England! by thrill12 · · Score: 1

      I'm friends with a LOT of very hip, trustworthy, boy-scout-type people....that 'drain' your 'pipes' ?

      You're friends with the Village People ?.

      No offense, but you could have made that sentence a bit more tactic (apart from the last - pimping - remark) ;=)

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    2. Re:I'm in New England! by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      OMG! Mod it offtopic. What a terrible beach of protocal. Thrill12 - we are all dissappointed in you. And thats why I'm offering to you - for a limited time only - my phamplet on "Making sure your Slashdot post is relevant and pleases the peanut gallery: Or, How to offend no one." Act now and get the Baby Jesus Sing Along and Accouting Package - a $40 value!

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  59. Easy solution to draining pipes by litewoheat · · Score: 1

    Let s slight drip drip of water run from all the faucets in the house. Running water is less likely to freeze.

    1. Re:Easy solution to draining pipes by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That works well IF temps never get below 10F or so... but even then, a mere drip won't do it. It has to run at a rate of about 5 gallons an hour from each and every faucet, and over a winter that's a LOT of water. (I do this every night in winter, to keep my "work hose" from freezing. The overflow waters some trees, so is not wasted.) And there is still some risk of freezing if a crook in the pipe makes a sluggish spot.

      But if your temps get well below zero, as happens in New England, it merely delays the inevitable.

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  60. Instrumentation Nah - by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Instrumentation doesn't help if there is an ice storm and everything is out for several days. Plus something could go wrong with the high tech solution.

    What you want is to make sure the pipes can't freeze because there is no water in them. Blow out the pipes with an air compressor, drain the water heater and toilets, put antifreeze in everything that might hold water (sink traps etc.)

  61. Protection by 1nPain · · Score: 1

    I would use a product called Weather Goose a water sensor and Dartware's Intermapper.

    http://www.itwatchdogs.com/ - They have other environment monitors as well.

    http://www.intermapper.com/ - As if this isn't already apparent, though it isn't necessary if you want to do some programming.

  62. Webcams by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    You can have them post up a snapshot every 5 minutes, and browse the current state of your house at any time. I'd just leave DSL running and put a cheap machine with Apache connected to the webcams, and then have them save a snapshot every 5 minutes to a folder you can browse remotely from the internet. You could be a lot more sophisticated if you really wanted to with products on the market (temperature monitoring, scheduled heating of key areas of the house). It depends on the objectives. I'm sure you could prepare the systems of the house for a total shutdown in cold temperature without technology. Close the plumbing off from public utility and drain the pipes, disconnect the eletric systems at the main breakers, that sort of thing. It depends on what you want. Personally, I'd consider renting it out while you are gone. Good source of income, and you get free status monitoring by the tenant, and since the house is heated, you avoid the cold weather issues associated with a long vacancy.

    1. Re:Webcams by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I would set up the computer to upload the files somewhere remote (for example, a PC set up where you are currently living would work fine). That way, if you can't connect to the server, you'll be able to atleast see what it was seeing up to the end. Though I still don't think it's a good idea - a cheap PC running Linux can easily stay up for months, but there are also plenty of things that can go wrong with it and leave you hanging.

  63. Hire a neighbor by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    All the high tech, internet, wireless, broadband hooptie is useless if the neighborhood power goes out for a couple of days.
    "Hey...here's $200. Keep an eye on the place for a couple of months and water the plants." Turn the water off at the street and turn the heat down.

    1. Re:Hire a neighbor by catacow · · Score: 1

      "Hey...here's $200. Keep an eye on the place for a couple of months and water the plants." Turn the water off at the street and turn the heat down. They might find it hard to water the garden without any water....

  64. Re:Plumbers advice. by ve3snw · · Score: 3, Informative

    Shutting off the water is just the first step. Open the lowest tap and let the system drain. Fill the drain traps and toilets with antifreeze solution so they don't freeze up and crack. I don't know how you heat your place but gas furnaces and water heaters have a "vacation" setting so check your heat sources. A couple of light timers would be handy to make the place look lived in. You should also check with your insurance company as many policies state that the dwelling must be occupied to be insured, or at least checked by a responsible person daily. Don't forget to let your mailman, paperboy and local cop know that you are going to be gone for a while. Good luck with your endeavors.

  65. Not a tech issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have a house up north that is vacant right now, but I'm not taking a "technology" approach to a non-technological problem. Turn off the heating, for one. No point in keeping an unattended heating system activated, for two reasons. Fire hazards and unnecessary consumption of fuels. Second, purge your pipes. Depending on the structure of the plumbing this could be either easy or hard, but the idea is to close the main valve, and empty all the pipes in the house. All of them. One over looked area that causes problems is the toilet. There's water in the tank. Flush it out after you've closed the main water valve. However, that will still leave some water in the bowl. While that is not THAT big of a deal, you can easily overcome the problem by pouring antifreeze (any old antifreeze purchased at Napa Auto etc. will work) in the bowl. (Don't dilute it, its not an engine.) Turn off the main power circuits as well.

    And the final step is... just let your friendly neighbors and near by relatives that you won't be around for a while, and ask them to call you if anything happens. There are quite a few things that can happen while you're away, including burglary, fires, and other things that a techno auto-call system will be utterly useless for.

    Don't think tech.

  66. Walk Away by PenGun · · Score: 1

    No tech solution will work at any reasonable price if there is a long power outage. Empty the freezer, drain the plumbing and lock her up. Low temeratures will not damage anything and once you remove the perishables you are good to go.

  67. Four easy steps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. doorknob
    2. string
    3. shotgun
    4. profit! (optional)

    1. Re:Four easy steps... by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      Spring guns have pretty universally been found illegal - opening yourself up to civil and criminal suits. I'd suggest just holding out in your home with your arsenal and waiting for THEM to come.

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  68. Do the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn off the water and gas.Leave the electricity on. Install a monitored alarm system. Have all your mail forwarded so it does not accumulate. Contract a landscaping service to keep the snow at bay and the exterior looking liveable. When you return, turn on the water and gas.

  69. A Selfless Offer by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 1

    In Southern NH by chance? I'll house sit for ya'.
    I don't smoke or drink, no pets, I keep things neat and clean up after myself, and, I'm not popular enough to throw big parties...

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  70. Heat it without Electricity by scoove · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you're worried about bursting pipes (which you should be - it's an incredible expense if it goes and runs for days or weeks). The best solution is to keep it heated and you can do that easily without electricity, assuming you have either natural gas or propane.

    Buy a blue-flame wall-mount heater and have it professionally installed by a plumber. It is a 100% efficient heater that runs off of propane or natural gas and uses a manually-sparked pilot light. You can adjust the manual thermostat mostly which is pretty unsophisticated - e.g. low to high - and it'll cycle on and off depending upon need.

    We've done that ever since a bad ice storm took our power out for a week and now that we live on a farm, it's even more important. Plus, the 100% efficient heating is a nice supplement to less efficient furnaces. Put them on the lowest level of a home - e.g. the basement - as heat rises. It makes a nice supplement for heating basements too incidentally.

    The small versions are well under $100 and don't take a lot of time to install if you're going into an unfinished basement. For not much more, the big units really cut your electric heating costs and pay for themselves usually in 1-2 years since your regular forced air furnace has to run a lot less (and at best, they're less efficient).

    1. Re:Heat it without Electricity by pushing-robot · · Score: 2, Funny

      100% efficient heater Silly. Everyone knows only quartz heaters are 100% efficient.
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    2. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nice idea but if you are not going to be living there, why heat it at all? If the house is more then 30-40 years old (which is common in the north east), I don't think one small heat source in the basement will cut it either. My moms house (about 90 years old) has pipes that freeze when it gets below about 5 degrees outside and they live in it and maintain the house at roughly 68-72 degrees.
      IMHO, I'd call a plumber and have him "winterize" the water and drain systems and have him walk you thorough what is required so you can do it yourself with some confidence the following year.

      There are many things to consider for this do be a DIY though. The hot water heater, the drain traps, any supply lines for an ice maker, washing machine lines, toilets, the system may need to be blown out with air like an RV, etc..

      As a bare minimum though, if the submitter does nothing else, at least close the water supply to the house, close the first valve within the house (if equipped) and electrically shut off the hot water heater at the breaker panel and open the drain valve on the hot water heater (some heater drain valves may be clogged with muck so make sure it is actually draining, you may have to cycle that valve a few times with water pressure still applied to get water to start flowing and clean it out, on a side note, everyone should clean out their hot water heaters like that at least yearly, I have have well water with a lot of floaties and I do it at least twice a year). Keep that valve open as long as your gone as well so any residual water that leaks through the shut off valves can drain out as well. The hot water heater drain is typically one of the lowest drains in the house so it would be a good choice to use.

      I know this stuff sounds like a PITA but a broken water pipe is even worse. My neighbor had those old school water filled radiators and a boiler for heat. Something happened to the boiler while she was away and all of the cast iron radiators cracked when the water froze inside them. It cost her something like 10K USD to get everything fixed.

    3. Re:Heat it without Electricity by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting - most furnaces require an electric blower to move air through the ducts and won't fire, if the power fails. The BlueFlame models are vent free - no chimney and no blower. They have protection against oxygen depletion. However, they won't work in really cold areas, where oxygen depletion is guaranteed to happen.

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    4. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      What's different between a "blue flame wall heater" and a regular one?

      I have a propane wall heater, less than 5 years old, and it's anything but efficient. And it cost around $400 installed.

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    5. Re:Heat it without Electricity by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Heat does not rise! Heat does not rise! Hot air rises, which is not at all the same thing! If you block air circulation, that is, if you prevent convection, then heat will conduct downwards just as quickly and as easily as it will upwards. So stop saying heat rises! Let's see, it is 10 characters to type "heat rises", and 13 characters to type "hot air rises". Not that big of a difference to be correct instead of mindlessly repeating a myth. And you might think it doesn't make any difference, because you know that it isn't heat, but hot air, that rises, but people who don't know any better read what you write and hear what you say. When smart people who know better say things that are incorrect, you get dumb stuff like the Verizon people who think that .002 cents is the same thing as .002 dollars. So don't do it!

      Yes, I do realize that if you put something above and something below a hot thing, the above something will typically be hotter than the below something. This is due to convection of the air, NOT some intrinsic anti-gravity property of heat. Radiative transfer and conductive transfer are isotropic. Convection only occurs in a gravitational field (not in free-fall, either).
      </rant>

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    6. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Loco+Moped · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nice idea but if you are not going to be living there, why heat it at all?

      We tried that. NOT a good idea. Moisture collects on the interior walls, then freezes. ALL THE PAINT FALLS OFF! Had to repaint the entire inside walls and ceilings.

    7. Re:Heat it without Electricity by scoove · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the house is more then 30-40 years old (which is common in the north east), I don't think one small heat source in the basement will cut it either

      Actually, the house was 60+ years old, very poorly insulated at first, had drafty windows and was located in Nebraska where we have /real/ cold in the winter. I wouldn't expect it to heat the house to a balmy 80 degrees, but it certainly kept it from freezing. Actually we found our primary furnace (which was 30+ years old, tired and very inefficient) hardly running during normal mild winter days.

      I'd call a plumber and have him "winterize" the water and drain systems

      That's great when you can spare several hundred dollars to do that and the inconvenience, and can schedule it in advance. But what do you do when you lose power for several days and the pipes freeze? Either way, you'll find a power-free heating source bails you out as we've found.

      If you take a more scientific approach to this problem, consider the BTUs being outputted. A nice wall-mount blue-flame heater (don't ever consider this with a non-mounted unit) puts out 30,000 BTUs with 100% efficiency (meaning 100% of the heat is going to heat your house, unlike older furnaces). 30,000 BTUs is estimated to fully heat 1,000 square feet, so a home with a 30x30 main floor will be taken care of for regular heating. Placed in a basement, you'll certainly maintain 50 degrees or more in an emergency (we held in the 60s with drafty windows, no wall insulation but new attic insulation).

      You can go up to 50,000 BTUs with gas-operated fireplaces but I'd check into the safety of running those unattended first.

    8. Re:Heat it without Electricity by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Heat it without Electricity by smannell · · Score: 1

      It is either a "water heater" or a "hot water tank", NOT a "hot water heater." If the water is already hot, you don't have to heat it. AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! No offense to you, but that phrase just makes me go a little bonkers.

    10. Re:Heat it without Electricity by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Except that I didn't claim that failure to be 100% accurate on every point meant that the entire argument fell down. I wasn't even intending to engage in any argument, I was merely intending to nitpick. However, the page you link to clearly states that the "Nitpick" character uses his nitpicking to fallaciously attack the argument. Thus, I cannot be the Nitpick character in this case.

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    11. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no. Heat does not rise. Hot air does not rise. Heated air has a lower density than the cooler air around it and thus is pushed upward by the cooler air. It does not have some intrinsic anti-gravity property. It's all about densities and pressure and their relationship to temperature. The same thing happens with most fluids, the warmer portions are pushed up by the greater pressure and densities of the cooler portions.

    12. Re:Heat it without Electricity by budgenator · · Score: 2, Funny

      we have an electric insta-hot which heats the water to 190 degrees under the sink and its plumbed into the gas heated hot water line so it really is a hot water heater neener neener neener

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    13. Re:Heat it without Electricity by smannell · · Score: 1

      OK, you do indeed have a hot water heater. Most people do not however. I've seen those in commercial kitchens, but why would you need one in your house? 190 degrees seems like overkill for washing a few household dishes.

    14. Re:Heat it without Electricity by hawg2k · · Score: 1

      If your'e going to do this, check with your insurance company that your'e still covered. Things like draining the water from the pipes can cause your house to fall out of a "liveable" status and cause you to break the conditions of your policy.

    15. Re:Heat it without Electricity by dcam · · Score: 1

      What's different between a "blue flame wall heater" and a regular one?

      Well without knowing the exact difference, burning a blue flame means a more efficient flame. The flame is burning without any excess carbon/soot being produced (the yellow in the flame). That is there is a good conversion from propane to heat + C02 + H20. A less efficient heater would produce more C0 and some other more Carbon heavy compounds. I'd be surprised if it is 100% efficient though.

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    16. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's as far as I got too :)

      When mine was replaced in 2001, I was told that the low/adjustable-flame type (presumably this blue-flame type) was no longer available, since the newer models all depend on a certain gas pressure to work, rather than having a user-controllable throttle valve like the old ones.

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    17. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The local heating etc. contractor told me that these "use your water heater" systems are by far the cheapest/most efficient to run. After all, the water heater has to keep the water hot all the time anyway, so when you're not using hot water for something else, why not use it to heat the house? otherwise it's just wasted!

      If I were building a new house, I'd certainly install such a system.

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    18. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Can these things be adapted to use a vent? I have a spot where there used to be a regular wall heater; the vent and propane lines are still there. (The propane line is in the attic, of all places.)

      I wouldn't care to use one without venting, no matter how "safe" it's supposed to be.

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    19. Re:Heat it without Electricity by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Actually it's quite useful for making tea, instant coffee or soups ect. and the energy leaked goes into living space so it's not totally wasted.

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    20. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the original AC you replied too.

      I don't think ANY heating should be used in a long term vacant house, just my opinion I guess.
      I agree that for an emergency situation, a gas or propane vent free non electric systems would work and is good to have. In fact, I have a 23K BTU kerosene heater in my house and use it when the temps get below roughly 20F. It is a nice supplement to my all electric heat pump system and has worked as a source for heat and light during at least two extended power outages. I live in a relatively new split foyer with adequate insulation and that heater alone on the lowest setting is enough to maintain most of the house at least 65-70 degrees when it is below 20 degrees outside, the far bedrooms do not get as much convection but still comfortable. I have a fireplace in the house as well. It is a completely enclosed "insert" type which is very efficient as far as fireplaces go but is useless without electricity because it requires the blower to be running.
      I've thought about adding a propane tank and service to my house but I think I'll hold off until my stove/oven or my water heater breaks again. I've been forced to cook with electric for years and I bitch about it all of the time. As a bonus, I'd get rid of the kerosene heater and get some simple vent less heaters.

    21. Re:Heat it without Electricity by Clubber+Lang · · Score: 1

      Relax comic book guy

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  71. I'll tell you how by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    "how do Slashdotters protect their houses (or cabins) when they are away in the winter?"

    Well, I'd guess the average Slashdotter just lets their parents worry about that sort of thing...

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  72. Protecting Your Home by almostmanda · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suggest leaving your youngest child at home to take care of the place. Leave adequate supplies, like paint buckets, firecrackers, cardboard cutouts of famous people, some 1950s gangster films (that you wouldn't let him watch otherwise), a tarantula, and a blowtorch. That should take care of everything.

  73. Check your insurance by gvc · · Score: 5, Informative

    Many insurance policies won't cover unoccupied houses. Check with your agent and secure additional coverage if necessary. And hire somebody to look after your house. For money. With well defined responsibilities, like checking the house every k days and keeping a record.

    1. Re:Check your insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can't actually get insurance on unoccupied houses. Well, I could only find one price quote for insurance on a vacant house, and that was $14,000 per year on $280,000 of insured value. Your mileage may vary (I was trying to insure a house in KY).

      Seriously. When we moved and put our house up for sale, we called State Farm and said, "our house is going to be vacant because we are moving and selling". State Farm Agent said, "no problem, just pay $36 for a vacancy rider and you are covered". Three months later, house still for sale, we get a letter: "We will not be renewing your insurance because your home is vacant". I call 20 insurance companies. No big name companies (State Farm, Allstate, Safeco, Farmers, etc.) would give a quote. They said, "Too much risk." I said "What kind of insurance company are you if you don't buy risk?" Independent agents won't even talk to me, because the work to insure a house that is for sale by an absentee owner won't generate any long-term commissions. One specialty insurer quoted the $14,000/year figure.

      The research I did indicates that legal interpretations of vacancy exclusions on insurance policies can vary a lot (a pile of dirty clothes on the floor might mean the house isn't vacant). But if you tell your insurance agent you want to insure a vacant house, you will get dropped like a hot potato.

    2. Re:Check your insurance by flxkid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually insuring a vacant house isn't that hard. There are riders that will do it or a premises liability policy. Note that the reason you can't find anyone to insure it is because an agent that has to work just for this one small policy isn't going to waste their time. Find a reputable agent, and give them all of your insurance (personal auto, homeowners, personal umbrella). They will be happy to find coverage for your vacant house at a very reasonable price with an admitted insurance company. Don't try and buy direct, buying direct just gets you poorly educated salesmen that can't analyze your risk properly. Go to an agent that has a CIC, CPCU, or CRM designation.

      P.S. I'm one test away from a CIC (Certified Insurance Counselor) and I just finished the test on Personal Insurance today :-)

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    3. Re:Check your insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't try and buy direct, buying direct just gets you poorly educated salesmen that can't analyze your risk properly. Go to an agent that has a CIC, CPCU, or CRM designation.
      Bwahahahaha! That's rich.
      P.S. I'm one test away from a CIC (Certified Insurance Counselor) and I just finished the test on Personal Insurance today :-)
      Have fun selling rip-off life insurance policies to suckers, all the while trying desperately to convince yourself that you're not really a thief so you can sleep at night. Have fun blaming the consumer for buying your rip-off products ("they should have taken the effort to educate themsevles"), even though you are supposed to be representing their interests.
    4. Re:Check your insurance by gvc · · Score: 1
      The research I did indicates that legal interpretations of vacancy exclusions on insurance policies can vary a lot (a pile of dirty clothes on the floor might mean the house isn't vacant). But if you tell your insurance agent you want to insure a vacant house, you will get dropped like a hot potato.


      You don't want to explore the legal interpretations in court when you try to make a claim, and for this reason you don't want to push the limit of what's sensible, or do anything that could be construed as material misrepresentation to acquire/maintain a policy.

    5. Re:Check your insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, that's interesting. My experience has told me that most brokers/agents have a small set of companies they sell insurance from. The other companies are available, but are never used. Instead, when you want something unusual a blow-you-off rate is quoted from one of their main insurance companies to get you to leave, or out-and-out lies are told to force you to get insurance from them.

      Personal example: I decide to stop driving as $500 in accidents (yeah, I'm not perfect, and it's my fault, but then again, I hardly endangered anyone's life with my not-so-great driving) has racked me up a "best" insurance rate from a broker of $3,000 a year. The car was my dad's (clear driving and insurance record), so I, of course, give the keys back to him. He chooses to insure it for himself. His rate on his other car is $800 a year. The insurance company quotes him $3,400 a year on this car. He asks why. The insurance agent said it was because the car was "available" to me to drive as I am a family member, even though I don't live at that residence. He explains I will obviously not be driving it. As the story continues, clearly they didn't understand that someone living in another city would find it difficult to use a car located elsewhere.

      My father, frustrated, phones me. I, in turn, call the OFSC (Government agency that deals with insurance companies). The OFSC tells me to tell them I want form 22A - Excluded driver. I let my dad know about this. He calls the company, who proceed to tell him they have no clue about such a form and that he's still on the hook. I have dad call the broker the next day and inform them of the section of the Ontario Insurance Act that guarantees the right of someone to exclude a driver from insurance, and that form 22A is not a request, it's a requirement. Later that day dad gets a call back from an apologetic manager at the company and, after mailing the completed form back to them not once, not twice, but THRICE (they keep "losing" it, you see) they finally gave dad his proper insurance rate.

      I decided to call companies on my own. I can insure the same vehicle for myself and dad with a company they do NOT deal with in bi-annual payments of $1,250.

      After a year or two my rates should be reasonable again, at which point I will have to quote the Ontario Insurance Act again (and probably get a notarized letter from the OFSC) reminding brokers and insurance companies of their requirement to continue me based on prior history and not insure me as a new driver. Only people whose insurance companies completely revoke and refuse insurance and/or those who lose their license for certain offences or medical reasons (I am neither) are permitted to be treated as new drivers by the insurance companies. But they do it anyways...

      And you wonder why people hate those bastards so much.

      BTW, for reference, this happened last year, and the car was a 2001 Corolla.

  74. Closing the cabin procedure by Thawk9455 · · Score: 1

    We have a cabin in the mountains of Montana and have been "closing" it for the seasons for a few years now.

    As other posters have said, turn your water OFF. Also, turn off your hot water heater before turning off your water (at least an electric can burn out the element). We turn off all the circuits that aren't absolutely needed. We also have a few of the electric rodent devices that we leave on to help keep out mice, etc. You may also want to put out some poison or traps.

    Either drain your water or have a valve for an air compressor attached (the pipes for the cabin are angled so they drain easier). All we do is open all the sinks, shower, etc. and then open the drain valves.

    Flush the toilets a few times and then put RV anti-freeze (the pink stuff) in the tank. Flush again so it it gets into the bowl, then repeat so it goes down the plumbing somewhat too (we also add a little more to the tank again). More RV anti-freeze down each of the sink drains to keep them from freezing. We use about 1.5 gallons for two sinks, a shower and the toilet.

    We also cancel any services such as our PO Box (no mail delivery up there), satellite, etc. (no phones available either).

    Finally, and a major point, have someone check on the place every so often. If you've closed it up carefully there won't be too much to watch for but things can and do happen. We had snow slide off the roof and take the chimney with it. A neighbor noticed on a walk and called the neighbor who checks on the place for us. They patched the whole until we could have it repaired. Good neighbors are the best insurance you can find.

  75. here's the place to start ... by constantnormal · · Score: 1
    ... when contemplating any serious home automation stuff:

    http://w3.misterhouse.net:81/

    ... and here's a site for automation hardware -- I'm sure there are others:

    http://www.smarthome.com/

  76. Well, when i have to leav.... by promotheus · · Score: 1

    I usually set up one of my new security devices to keep unwanted people off my property. if you want a link here is the basic gist of the device: http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/samsung_develo ps_machine_gun_sentry_robot_costs_200k.php [newlaunches.com] it was fairly cheap too

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  77. Re:Plumbers advice. by gent00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Call a plumber experienced with winterizing vacation homes. Install a monitored alarm and have a friend setup as a contact. Try a construction/home maintenance forum.

  78. sensaphone by sykotec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    they're not amazingly cheap, but they use an ordinary phone line, keep calling til acknowledged, are battery backed... they're only meant to monitor power and temperature, but i'm sure you could interface something else if needed.

  79. Web Cams by hitmanWilly1337 · · Score: 1

    Set up a couple web cams rigged to motion sensors. Should be able to find what you need @ Radio shack. 2 or 3 set up in critical locations would do the trick. Also reccomend a moisture sensor of some type in the basement (if u have one).

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  80. Step 1 -- don't let the world know about it by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to get robbed, maybe you shouldn't post to Slashdot that you're going to be away for the winter? You link to your website from your user account, and from there we can look up domain information. Your story gives us your state. Luckily, most computer geeks aren't big on breaking and entering.

    1. Re:Step 1 -- don't let the world know about it by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Don't listen to the parent, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

      By the way, when exactly will you be gone? :)

  81. Avoid problems by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Turn off the water.
    Maybe leave your furnace just above freezing.
    Be sure to forward or have your mail stored.

  82. APC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out an apc environmental monitoring system, you can have it send you alerts for any number of things, you can hook it up with leak sensors, temperature sensors etc...you can even go as far as an ip camera system to check up on it all in a web interface. Couple that with a friendly neighbor to intervene when you get a problem detected...and voila.....

  83. rent it to mccully culkin by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

    the answer is obvious. Let Mccully Culkin stay there. He'll defend the house against bumbling burglars with sneaky traps and comical tactics in an action packed holiday movie for the whole family...what was I talking about again?

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  84. Don't count on computers and monitoring.. by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    I've had three outages here at our house in the Midwest within the past 6 months that exceeded 12 hours. A category 2 tornado - no power for a full week and no broadband for 4 more days. One squirrel committing suicide in the substation - 13 hours outage, no broadband. Ice storm a couple weeks ago - 16 hours outage, and I'm one of the really lucky ones. In all cases there was no broadband until power was restored. I've got a generator and my computers worked, but the cable has nodes/repeaters that don't have backup power (dialup so sucks!). Oh, and I don't live out in the country. I'm in a residential area in the middle of town, between the state capital building and the mall.

    Even if it's pretty cold outside, as was the case with this ice storm where the temps went into the single digits overnight, assuming you have a fairly well insulated house, it would probably take a couple days to get to freezing inside the house absent any heat. My son didn't get power for two days and it only got down to 39 degrees in their old house without very good insulation.

    Here's what to do. When I was a kid and we lived in the country, we heated with a coal fired range in the kitchen and a coal space heater in the living room, if we'd go away in the winter for more than a day, we'd turn off the well pump, drain the water pipes via a valve in the cellar and put antifreeze in the toilet after flushing to empty the tank. It's the same thing you'd do to prepare an RV for Winter. That way, you don't have to worry about high tech not working. Besides, if you have monitoring and it goes off, what are you going to do if you're across the country and don't have family or friends in proximity to the house? If you did have people there, then just have them check the house. That's what we do for my mom who has a house here and spends the Winter in AZ.

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  85. The Answer is "HomeSaver" by Dr.+Null · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You need HomeSaver See http://www.qsystemsengineering.com/ Dr. Null

  86. EvoCam 3.6 by mitchell_pgh · · Score: 1

    While this is a Mac solution, you could always pick up a Mac mini. This has motion detection, and can initiate an Apple Script.

    http://www.evological.com/evocam.html

    Alerting the police that you will be leaving, setting up an EvoCam Mac to alert you via text and to video anyone entering, and perhaps a few lights on different timers would do the trick.

  87. Re:Plumbers advice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you want to be really anal, you can blowdown the pipes with high pressure air and then install a nitrogen purge to minimize corrosion.

  88. The things that you own.... by felix+rayman · · Score: 1

    ...end up owning you.

  89. Correction: RV Antifreeze by StRex · · Score: 1

    A similar, but safe, solution, detailed below: RV antifreeze, NOT standard automotive antifreeze and certainly not windshield washer fluid, is safe for potable water systems. It's similar to automotive antifreeze, but uses "food grade" propylene glycol. Prevents pipe bursting down to -50F. Seems standard to still turn off water and drain what you can, then pour in the RV antifreeze everwhere water remains, like the toilet tank and bowl, and sink traps.

  90. I got that in my server room by Aliencow · · Score: 1

    1) electronic Thermostat 2) Radio shack alarm dialer 3) Dial-up line The thermostat can be set to be triggered both ways (under X or over X), triggers the radio shack alarm system, which calls me on my phone..

  91. Re:Plumbers advice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let your local cop in Chicago know that you are on vacation for a few days, weeks, months. I forget if it was Southern or Northern Chicago that was as crooked as they come...... but usually the cops there told the right people in exchange for a percentage of the take or a fee..... and you'd find your place broken into because you told them!!

  92. Warning on Remote House Controls by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    Living up in the foothills in California I have recently heard of some area house fires happening up here partly because the owners in the Valley activate the heating system via internet or whatever and does not know the condition of the house or system (whether there is a critter caught in the furnace or there is a wiring short). Anyway without human supervision these houses burn for a while unattended.

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  93. Don't forget... by ezratrumpet · · Score: 1

    ...to tell the police that your house will be unoccupied.

    I second the motion about renting the house. A local real estate agent would probably handle the details for you in exchange for a portion of the rent.

  94. You could use Perl scripts ... by roubles · · Score: 1
  95. Re:Plumbers advice. by jesboat · · Score: 1

    That's not true; draining pipes isn't a requirement for shutting them off. Shutting them off decreases the damage possible, and draining them decreases it further (though having the pipes without water can cause other problems which makes draining them a doubly-edged sword.)

    I've lived in a house where pipes burst when the water was turned on. As was the heat. Trust me: turning water off is a lot better than nothing, and a lot of the damage was because water wouldn't stop flowing (read: you don't get multiple feet of buildup in your basement from just stuff left in pipes.) We were lucky, too: our cleaner visited our house less than a day after the break.

  96. Re:Nothing for you to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd, in my family we would mod asshole 'parent'.

  97. SensaPhone by ecarlson · · Score: 1

    http://www.sensaphone.com/ makes a number of devices that do that, though most use a phone line. We use them at work to monitor the server rooms for temperature, power, and water (They sell add-on water and other sensors). You can also listen to the room noises through the SensaPhone. We connect them to regular analog phone lines (not connected through the company phone system), so even if the phone system goes down, the devices can contact us. The devices we have are AC powered, and are backed up by D-cell batteries.

    If you do a web search for SensaPhone, you'll also find lots of places that sell the SensaPhones and other similar devices.

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  98. Easy... by the0 · · Score: 1

    I just pay Macaulay Culkin to stay in the house.

    But before that, I make sure I have plenty of Home Improvement supplies from the local Home Depot.

  99. shut off the water by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    Why not shut off the main water to the house while you're gone?

  100. Homeowners Insurance by blueroo · · Score: 1

    Have you spoken with your homeowners insurance agent? Some policies require that the house be occupied to continue coverage. You may not have much choice but to rent or bring a family member in.

  101. Draining the pipes is not enough by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

    I am not sure about houses, but draining the water pipes would not be adequate to protect against freezing because on horizontal pipes there can be low sections that still remain full of water. People that own motor homes and trailers know that they need to do more than just drain the water to properly winterize an unoccupied trailer. With an RV they usually drain the water and then (if I am not mistaken) somehow blow propelyneglycol antifreeze through the pipes. They also do some kind of bypass to the water heater. Propelyneglycol antifreeze is used because it is less toxic than ethylyneglycol antifreeze.

    I know you are talking about a house, but in the case of an RV it is not necessary to winterize it when someone is living in the RV. As long as the heat is on at least slightly, the pipes won't freeze. On the water hose coming into a trailer they usually wrap it with an electric heat tape and split-foam insulation. Most heat tapes say not to use them on anything other than metal pipes, but people do that anyway. I am not sure about houses. I live in Arizona and am not an expert on cold weather although I do live up in the mountains.

    Perhaps you could set up a Apache webpage server with a webcam pointed at a large thermometer on the wall. Make sure that you set it up so that you can also see if any water is running along the floor or if of rat droppings are starting to appear on the floor. Then you could go to your webpage everyday to see what the temperature is. On the webpage don't tell everyone that this is my unoccupied house at a certain address which perhaps has valuables inside. Perhaps passwords or VPN technolgy could be used to limit access to the webpage. Somehow I doubt that is how most people in places like Minnesota do it though

    I recently noticed a large puddle of water in front of an unoccupied nearby small business building. When I looked closer I saw water running from under the front door. We had had our first cold weather the day before, so their pipes must have frozen. I left a message on the owners answering machine.

    Don't forget about rats. In my neighborhood, I have seen what rats can do to old cars and trucks that are not being used regularly. A few months go by and then the owner looks inside and see the carpeting covered with thousands of rat droppings. Perhaps some rat poison in an abandoned house or car might help.

  102. Here's what I did! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Darroll from Arkansas writes;
    Listen up now, here's what you need to do.
    • 1. Cut the garden hose what leads to the sink. You can fix it when you get back with two hose clamps and a short piece of pipe.
    • 2. Let the air out of the tires. You don't want yer kin sneakin up at night and hookin up to it and stealin it.
    • 3. Board up the winders to keep out varmints and squaters. Again you gotta watch out for those kin folk.
    • 4. Hammer a couple of sixteen penny nails into the door. That's so nobody can get in even if they bust the knob off.
    • 5. Dig up what ever cash you got buried in the back yard. Most likely yer kin will have the yard tore up when you git back.
    • 6. Kill a couple of cats and throw'em under the front porch. That'll keep the neighbors from nosein around. Plus if yer dog comes back he'll have somethin to eat.
    • 7. Get yourself a couple of tater bugs from yer area and put'em in a cigar box, a empty paper towel roll with the ends pinched shut will do if'in you cain't get a cigar box. Keep the tater bugs in it and listen to it every day. If they start tryin to burrow in it means it's snowin in your area where you got'em from.


    Hope this helps and if you need help movin let me know. I have a friend with a truck.
  103. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the book the hotel blew up.

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  104. Security Company by Anymouse2 · · Score: 1

    Most Burglar / Fire alarm monitoring companies can monitor most anything you consider significant. Temperature, power, water are old and well proved.

  105. Re:My parents just did this, they left for a vacat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and heat the house at 60 degrees to ensure that they save money on heating, while still not risking the pipes bursting

    Yeah, cuz...you know...once that old H2O hits 59F you'll have pipes bursting all over the place!

  106. One word... by rob1980 · · Score: 1

    Jack Bauer.

    Ok, that was two words.

  107. Winterizing a home by keithslater · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of good suggestions at this site: http://www.mosbybuildingarts.com/faq/winter_power_ outage.php Check the bottom part, winterizing for an extended leave

  108. Re:Plumbers advice. by jesboat · · Score: 1

    You're wrong. The water will freeze and expand whether or not the water is shut off. Having it expand with the water shut off is a lot better than having it expand with the water on. I speak from experience.

  109. Re:My parents just did this, they left for a vacat by Frankie70 · · Score: 1


    My parents just left. Their strategy was to turn the water off, and heat the house at 60 degrees


    I hope you have a separate thermostat controlling the basement.

  110. Either rent it out, or sell it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, I'd never leave a house unoccupied for months at a time.

  111. web thermostat by wkk2 · · Score: 1

    Hire someone to check on the building and install a web controlled thermostat.
    http://www.proliphix.com/ has several nice models with Ethernet access. Some of their pro models even do multi-stage and will report if limits are reached.
    You can wire up extra sensors like outside temp.

    Don't forget to shutdown and clean your refrigerator. You probably want to leave it open.

    Drain the pipes, the toilet tanks, and washer pump and add antifreeze to the traps. Disconnect everything you can. Make sure you have a sump pump and a backup if appropriate.

    Make sure someone picks up trash, junk mail and does things like snow removal.

  112. Maintenance Services by Xolom · · Score: 1

    There are services in which you pay for a mechanic to comes to your property on a regular (usually weekly) basis to make sure everything is working properly. I used a service like that when I owned a condo in Florida and was away for most of the year. See if you can find one in your area, or if that fails, pay a friend.

  113. Tech and non-Tech Solutions by doj8 · · Score: 1
    Non-Tech


    As many have posted already, having a friend or relative either housesit or periodically check can be the best non-tech solution. When I had to be away for an extended time, I had an old friend live in my house, which worked out well.

    Another time, I drained the pipes and radiators, opened the faucets, cancelled the mail and papers, disconnected the power and gave the keys to a neighbor. (I am a trusting soul and lived in an area where trusting your neighbor is perfectly sensible.) That also worked fine, though the house was quite musty when I returned.

    Obviously those solutions depend on your area and level of trust. New England ranges from urban and such concerns to the Great Northern Woods, where your concerns would mainly be bears, heavy snow and extended power loss. I knew someone in the northern woods who simply had the local snowmobile club stop by when they were grooming the trails. It all depends on your circumstances.

    Tech

    In other circumstances, I've also used monitoring equipment from SmartHome (http://www.smarthome.com/), which has a good selection of various detectors (including freeze, water, alarm, fire, etc.), phone dialers, and Internet-accessible home automation/control solutions.

    I've devised and assembled functional solutions for a friend's house and for a museum for which I was the curator for a time. In the former instance, simulated lighting patterns, temperature & water monitor, and two webcams (one pointed to the driveway to make sure the snowplow guy came by :-) worked fine. (Of course, stopping the mail, papers and milk is mandatory.) For the museum, it was simply to call me if any of the sensors went off or out of range. There was no Internet service there. This was adequate. The Sensaphone, which others have mentioned, is a good choice for that scenario.

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  114. active vs. passive by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are several basic steps that you can use to winterize an unoccupied house. Shutting off the water supply is one good idea. There are also chemicals you pour into drains that will stay in the traps without evaporating and keep sewage fumes and critters from entering the house. Shuttering the windows would also be smart.

    If you have shut off the water than keeping the house above freezing may not be absolutely necessary. Allowing it to get too cold might cause other problems with lumber shrinking and with water that's stuck in the pipes freezing. I recommend you have several electric heaters plugged in with their thermostats set to the minimum; that way if the house gets too cold, or if your main heater fails, they'll kick in and keep things from going below zero centigrade.

    As for remote monitoring, I'd recommend using a more old-fashioned approach; disable call-answering if you have it, and get an old fashioned answering machine. Then call it once per day. If it picks up, great; if not, either the electric or the phone line is down.

  115. house sitters by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    let someone you know house sit. someone you trust. let them live their for free if needs be. it's worth the peace of mind

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  116. Oh for Pete's sake, take the low tech approach and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drain your damn water lines!

    Our family cabin (off the grid) routinely experiences -25F degrees in the winter. It only takes a few minutes to drain the lines if you have set it up with a drain plug and the pipes are installed to allow a good gravity drain.

    You can do this on a house as well. Turn off your water at the meter valve and your basement/crawl-space turn-off valve. After both are turned off you can easily install a "T" with a 1/2 inch plug. You can either drain it at the plug or open your water valves at the sinks/tubs and connect an air line from a compressor and blow all the lines out in just a few minutes. Flush all the toilets so the tanks are empty and then pour some RV antifreeze in the toilets and p-traps.

  117. Check out Zoneminder.com by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    Why is this modded 0? I've been interested in Zoneminder for a while, but I haven't installed it yet. Apparently, the wife thinks that a working bathroom is more important than webcam fun.

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  118. burst pipes by tyme · · Score: 1

    The only way to prevent burst pipes is to purge them (drain all water from the plumbing). Even if you had a monitoring system to tell you when the pipes burst, you'd never be able to get there (or get someone else to get there) before a huge amount of damage was done.

    As for the other stuff, sure, you can set up cameras and remote sensors (for temperature, window and door closure, etc.) but you really need someone to be actively watching the place to ward off burglers and other delinquents. Again, by the time you know something's up, it's probably already too late.

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  119. Re:Oh for Pete's sake, take the low tech approach by Hirsto · · Score: 1

    Some shower valves won't fully drain so you have to blow them out with air or remove the bottom drain cap on the valve. You don't need to worry about this if the valve also goes to a tub (shower tub combo)

  120. insurance requirements by ediacaran · · Score: 1

    Insurance generally requires a check every 48 hourse, you can pay someone to do this.
    Nice simple setup I heard about was a temperature sensor which takes the phone off hook if the temp drops too low. The house-check guy calls daily and if the phone is busy, drops by to see what's up.

  121. Re:DSC by Teppic_52 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've installed these things, we used one at an outpatient hospital to monitor the blood fridges, they are pretty impressive bits of kit if you get someone who knows what they are doing installing it.

  122. Aquarium Controllers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try Aquarium Controllers like the Aqua Controller II from Neptune. Computer connected, monitor and notifies you of water levels (a wet basement), temperature, X10 controller for lights. But like a lot of others have said, this is really the least of your concerns.

  123. Get An IP Camera by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    You can get an IP Camera (Camera you can view and control over the net) quite cheaply. Just set it up in your "abandoned house" and log in every now and then to check that all is ok.

  124. Found the device... by crt · · Score: 1

    I actually saw the exact device you're looking for while browsing the Skymall catalog on a recent flight..

    http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102 175854&c=

  125. "Accidentally" Leave a Kid At Home by the+JoshMeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    Queue up Home Alone on Netflix, dude. Assuming you've got a kid (and yes, I realize that this is Slashdot, so that's quite an assumption), your best bet is to "accidentally" leave your kid at your house when you leave town. The benefits are substantial:

    1. Your kid will have the time of his life
    2. You'll get some "alone time" with your spouse
    3. If Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern come a-knockin', your kid will kick their butts
    4. Profit! (from not having to pay anyone to watch the place)
  126. Pay someone by falken0905 · · Score: 0

    Since you are posting on /. you are probably single, have no friends, and the neighbors all think you are either a Russky spy, a child molester, or worse (g). So...

    Sure, a few of the techie solutions are a good idea so you can do some remote monitoring on your own (i personally like the Panasonic network cameras - they detect motion and can record or email pix). And then hire someone to look after the place. There are property management and security companies that do exactly this sort of thing. Some realty companies also will provide this service. A monitored professionally installed alarm system would be a good idea and they have sensors for most anything you can imagine. You don't mention is your house is in a rural or small town setting or a decent sized city. Availability of professionals would, of course, vary by location.

    Do you know of any nice (still active) Senior Citizen couples who live nearby? An offer of a small remittance to retired folks is often all it takes to hire someone who has time on their hands, is reliable, and could use the extra bucks.
    Good luck with it.

  127. Neighbors?? by Theoden · · Score: 1

    Really, why do slashdotters always look for the most expensive, technical solution? I've lived in Maine my entire life and leaving a house for a winter really isn't a huge deal.
    Drain the pipes, turn off the damn furance, put your temperature sensitive stuff in storage. A property of mine spent two winters like this and needed minimal check-ins.
    And, why not just ask your neighbors to check in for you if you plan on being away for an extended period of time?

    But I suppose, dealing with all the setup and installation and debugging of X10, etc would be much easier. Don't forget to add a float to your oil tank to let you know when you're low.
    Just doesn't seem financially feasable to me :)

  128. What were you thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why are you asking /.ers how to Winterize a home?
    1) most of them still live with family.
    2) those that don't aren't generally home owners.
    3) many of those have never lived in a cold state.

    If you live where it's cold your house should already be Winterized (insulation and heat tape on the pipes). Turning off the water at the master shutoof (or at the meter if you don't have one), then draining most of the water out will prevent freezing.

  129. Re:Nothing for you to see here by damonlab · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hire Macaulay Culkin.

  130. No one's mentioned Leakfrog? by PunkXRock · · Score: 1

    I have to believe a lot of /.ers use woot.com. If so, you should be familiar with the Leakfrog, a small plastic frog that sounds an alarm when it gets water. Basically, it watches for leaks, then blares if one occurs.

    http://www.the-gadgeteer.com/review/ideative_leakf rog_water_alarm

    http://www.ideativeinc.com/leakfrog.cfm

    Obviously, you'd need more than this, like a neighbor to be checking every couple days, or an internet connection to the house, but it's certainly a part of a solution.

  131. rent it out, and Freeze Alarm by BuffPustule · · Score: 1

    In the long term, you're best off renting your place out via a rental agency that will take care of all the maintenance, emergency repairs, tenant screening, and rent collection for a small percentage of the rent. Depending on your house, its location, and the type of furnishings you have, a rental agency might even be able to rent it out for shorter terms, but usually that's more easily done with condos.

    In the past I've had friends come by and look in on my condo, but that got old pretty quickly for all involved, not to mention the increasing sense of obligation I felt. As another commenter cautioned, I found out that my homeowner's insurance policy did not cover prolonged absences, and the insurance broker eventually asked emphatically to back out of the policy. Fortunately by that time I had already obtained the services of a rental agency and they had a tenant lined up.

    For warnings about freezing, I've found a cheap device that does what I need for my house: the Freeze Alarm (see http://www.freezealarm.com/) which calls a set phone number when the temperature drops below 45F (7C). It uses a 9V battery and must be hooked up to a phone. I paid $30 USD for it at the local hardware store; the web site lists it at $99 USD, so look around for a better price!

    A slightly more advanced model will call up to 3 programmed phone numbers, and will also call if the power goes out or the battery is failing; you can also call it to find out the temperature in your home. Both models play a recorded (hardcoded) voice message and continue to call until you acknowledge the alarm. What I like about these devices is they are very very simple; not much can go wrong with them aside from the battery dying. (There is a third deluxe model which hooks up to water alarm and motion detection devices). I considered some of the more complicated internet-enabled setups but I've seen my share of routers, cable modems, and DSL modems require hard resets; many more things can go wrong.

  132. Alarm.com by aarondeany · · Score: 1

    Simply put Alarm.com. They have water sensor and temp sensors. You can actually change the temp on the website. The system uses celluar to communicate and will contant the monitoring station for assistance. You get e-mail/phone calls when a system event occurs. We love our system -- works flawlessly. Not the cheapest but you pay for the quality and the interface. You get the monitoring you want with burglary protection to boot. If you already have a security system, their technology can be intergrated with it. http://www.alarm.com/ To use their stand-alone system with a three door/window sensors and a motion detector, a theromstat and flood sensor you talking about $700. You get $100 off if you have vonage. No I do not work for them, but I do have their system and love it.

  133. Power outage and Broadband by Technician · · Score: 1

    As I watch the winter storm problems and electrical outages across the country,

    Have you tested the ISP for service during an extended outage? Cable tends to die with a power outage. Most people don't notice simply because they have no power. Some DSL is hosted at the CO and is on the battery/generator backkup and will continue to work unless the line is down, but not always. Sometimes with DSL they locate some network stuff close to a population cluster and even though the loop for telephone is up, the network connection may be down as the satelite locations lose power. Phone service is a priority. Internet is not.

    Some cable companies are selling bundles including VOIP telephone and have upgraded to provide service for a day or so into an outage on battery power. If your ISP is the cable company and they sell telephone service, check and see if they will tell you the battery run time in case of a power outage. How many hours and days will I have phone before the system dies. Internet should be the same. Be sure to ask about the phone service. They are trying to sell the service and they should have an idea on the system limitatations. The internet division may be clueless and tell you you won't have power so it doesn't matter.

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  134. Yes there is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a friend. House sitter. Real estate agent.
    Why the hell must geeks solve everything with magical gadgets and stupid questions?

  135. Tech, process, people by GrassCamOp · · Score: 1

    For technology, I've used a Radio Shack product called "Home Monitor" for about 20 years. It connects to a phoneline, and dials (no tones) a set of numbers you program if the temperature goes past your limits, if the power goes out, if there's too much noise, or if an external switch changes state.

    For procedure, we drain the water out of the water supply system, and make sure the low spots in the drains and traps have some environmentally friendly anti-freeze in them.

    For the human touch, we use an on-call caretaker who does a walkabout every couple of weeks, and who is on call.

    This is where the Harrisville GrassCam has been hosted for the past 6.5 years. I used to put a Christmas candle inside the PC's box to keep it warm over the winter when there's no heat at all, but one winter the bulb burned out and the PC worked just as well, so I don't bother with it anymore.

  136. Install an IMS-4000 like device by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

    If you think about your question, Data Centres have the same kind of requirements. Often they are not manned, yet admins need to keep very close tabs on floods, fires, temperature levels etc. So how do they do it? The install HVAC / Environmental monitor kind of devices & hook them up to an IP network. These devices can also email you, page you, or even call you with a pre-recorded message of what's wrong.

    http://www.sensaphone.com/ims-4000.html

    Good luck!
    Adeptus

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  137. News for nerds. Sage advice.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the wealthy.

  138. Foster-Miller Ferret armed robot... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1
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  139. How about a standard security system? by bubblegoose · · Score: 1

    Get a monitored security system. I have one (my dad owns an alarm company and I worked for him for a few years).

    My system has a sensor that calls the monitoring center if the temp goes below 40 degrees. There is also a water sensor in the basement...again calls the monitoring center.

    Also wouldn't hurt to have a monitored smoke detector or two.

    The security system part is nice too, since the place would be unoccupied.

    Make sure they relocate the phone cable. They can bury the wire and put the box where the phone comes in into the basement. It can be done, a good alarm company will do this. This will protect against someone cutting the wire.

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  140. Freeze Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cheapest solution is a freeze alarm.

    A company called Control Products (http://www.controlproductsonline.com) makes a line of Freeze Alarms starting at about $100.

    It can be programmed to dial a phone number when the house temperature drops below 45 degrees and will tell you (with a voice) that there is a problem.

    Of course, if you did have a problem, you better have someone close by to check on the house because you would never get there in time...

    But at least they would not have to come and check on the house as often (if at all).

    Some models allow you to call the unit and check the temperature and even change settings or check the backup battery.

    The more expensive models even allow you to add water sensors, motion sensors, power outage, etc.

    http://www.controlproductsonline.com/

  141. I have a cottage in Maine by djhertz · · Score: 1

    And this is what we do every winter, pay a plumber (about $75) to drain your pipes. He'll put anti freeze in the places he can't drain (say the toilets). You could drain the house on your own but you want to pay somebody else that has the insurance to cover in case there is a problem. Another thing we do is call a neighbor that is up there 1 time during the winter and ask them to walk around outside after a storm. If you are in an area that could be damaged by wind (say ocean front, or heavey woods) you may want to put up some plywood over any expensive windows, but as long as the water is off you'll be ok even if a window does get broken. My only other small tip is if you have wooden window sills (on the inside) is to cover them with some newpaper. I know it sounds silly but direct sun on those will cause them to fade over the years, and you can save them a bit with some protection while your away for a long stretch. If you do that and come back in 5 months, the paper will be all yellow and beat, just think what damage it slowly does to your sills! The last thing to do when you leave is shut off your house breaker and any heat (like a furnace). No electricity = no weird electric short causing a fire. Or if there were something crazy happen that damaged your house at least there won't be electrcity going to start a fire. Over all, call a local plumber and he should tell you all the above stuff. It's really pretty simple.

    I've read a bunch of these tech responses and come on people.. these are solutions far more complicated then needs be. I know this is a question being posted on /. but most New England summer rental property has this issue, and they don't put up a web cam with apache to solve it. Sometimes the best solution is the easy one. Anyways, good luck!

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  142. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, except for the whole part where the boiler blew, reducing the whole hotel into rubble (the book was better than the movie).

    Granted if your house is really haunted by an evil power, that may be a good thing...

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  143. Here's what we do by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Informative

    We have two old (1913) non-winterized summer homes that are empty 9 months out of the year. Nothing's fool proof, but we, and our neighbors with neighboring cottages, haven't had any really huge problems in, well about 60 years, and since all seven cottages that are contemporaries of ours are still there, apparently nothing cottage-ending has occurred in 90+ years.

    Turn off the water. Open the taps and drain the system backwards from the lowest point. Flush the toilets. Unscrew the j-traps under the sinks and dump them.

    Empty, unplug, open, and defrost the fridge/freezer.

    Shut off the power at the primary circuit breaker.

    Buy a rubbermaid container and put any liquids you're leaving at the house in it- shampoo, 409, drain cleaner, liquid soap, batteries, whatever.

    Unplug everything from all the wall outlets.

    Lock up.

    Keep your roof in good repair. Don't wait for it to start leaking before you replace it, just replace it every 15 years or whatever. Keep an eye on it.

    Find someone local who you trust, preferably a neighbor or someone whose commute takes them past or right near the house and pay them a small fee to drive by the house and take a look once a week, and walk around it once a month. Even if they're a friend and insist that they'd be happy to look after your place, insist upon paying them something. It's only fair for their time, and it makes it more likely they'll take the obligation seriously.

    There are no guarantees, but it works for us. We've only had one problem big enough to file an insurance claim over for one of the two cottages in 60 years. They're both in the woods and a tree fell on one. The property watcher noticed it the next day and the damages weren't too exorbitant.

    Good luck. Install a burglar alarm.

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    1. Re:Here's what we do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's basically what we did for our second home in the NC mountains. OK, the weather
      there isn't quite as severe as New Hampsha (where I lived for a couple of dozen wintahs),
      but it's a close approximation.

      We hired the real estate agents who'd served as our buyers' agents to swing by every week
      or so (on a pseudo-random basis) to check on things. However, the water has been turned off,
      pipes drained by a licensed plumber, and anti-freeze is in the pipes, too. The power is off,
      so no remote monitoring is possible or, IMNSHO, even useful anyway. We're 12 hours away by
      car, and the neighbors have the contact info for our local guardian angels.

      But, it's admittedly a problem for northern New England. Aside from pipes freezing, etc., it's
      also entirely possible to have a window broken by flying debris - a blizzard could lift a
      moderate-sized twig and toss it through a window in the middle of the night, and no one
      would notice. Depending on the severity of the storm, more windows might then get blown out,
      snow could build up inside, and then melt in the morning, causing water damage. Unless you
      were willing to invest heavily in a standby power generation system, remote monitoring over
      the Internet is not a useful solution. Worst yet, what IF you DID have some sort of remote
      monitoring capability - what would you do for each of several different problem scenarios?
      You would need to do a LOT of careful advance planning to problem address those problems.
      Including, BTW, getting the house dug/plowed out, which can be time-consuming and costly,
      depending on the problem you think you're trying to solve. The flip side is what would you
      do if you lost your remote monitoring capability (presumeably you'd have some sort of periodic
      heartbeat function to warn you if the system stopped reporting to you), perhaps due to a
      tree limb that snapped the power and/or communication lines. If the storm was bad enough,
      who in their right mind (either yourself or a now-former friend you conned into being on
      standby) would want to go out in that kind of severe weather?

      I gave up and moved to Florida... At least we get some warning so we can get the shutters
      up ahead of time and gas up the cars and buy extra batteries, ice and other supplies :-)

    2. Re:Here's what we do by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      >> Buy a rubbermaid container and put any liquids you're leaving
      >> at the house in it- shampoo, 409, drain cleaner, liquid soap,
      >> batteries, whatever.

      Heh, you left bleach off the list :-)

      Seriously, it's a bad idea. Chemicals can leak out of their container and react with each other, producing flames or toxic gases.

  144. Look in daily or live there by Kalvos · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    I live in central Vermont, where the temperature dips to -35. I'm not sure how north you are, but when we are away, we have folks look in every day. There's a schedule and backup. We missed setting this up once, the power went out, and the pipes burst. Not only was it a mess, but we had to pull up the kitchen floor.

    No technology will save you from power outages. Once the power is back up, the water pump prime can be lost and the pump burn itself out. The furnace probably needs to be hand-reset. Refrigerators, freezers, televisions, etc., can blow from power surges or freak lightning. Anything animated is a potential disaster.

    If you really want to leave it empty, then others have made the right suggestions: all the water drained from the system, anti-freeze in any drain traps, power and gas shut off. Remove every scrap of food, ball up pillows into doubled plastic bags (rodents love empty houses). Seal any possible large animal entrance and close flues tightly (and leave yourself a note for when you get back).

    The best advice: Get someone to live there or at least check in daily -- the latter even if you do shut everything down, so they can report the burglaries and vandalism.

    Good luck in the new job!

    Dennis

  145. Find a Neighbor you can trust by BobPaul · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a kid, our neighbors, who were getting up in age, began heading south every winter. They just gave my parents keys to the house in December when they left and trusted that we could take care of it if anything happened.

    To facilitate this, he rigged up a 120v relay to a simple mercury thermostat. If the temperature in his basement dropped below 40--kept at 45 normally I think--a bright light would turn on in their bedroom window, which happened to face our house. It would be hard for us not to notice.

    If the power went out, well, then our power was out also and we could go over and see if we needed to fire up the generator he kept in his garage or anything.

    I'm sure something similar could be done to trigger a phone call. Just run the pushbutton leads through your mercury thermometer.

    You could also install a managed or unmanaged security system that would alert you if doors or windows were opened. I'm sure some of these companies also have temperature sensors they can add.

    1. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by Mike89 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This may be a silly question, but coming from an Australian climate where the weather doesn't go to really extreme 'extremes', why is it important to keep the temperature above a certain point? And why would an abandoned house need electricity in an outage?

    2. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by udderly · · Score: 2, Funny

      why is it important to keep the temperature above a certain point?

      Put a can of Coke in the freezer for a couple of hours and you'll see why.

    3. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      So pipes don't freeze, mostly. In this case, the electricity was to run the furnace, as our neighborhood didn't have natural gas. I left out the units in my original post, but 32 is Freezing in F, so 40F is just a little buffer room.

      They might have also left other things at home they didn't want to freeze, like paint or canned foods. Where I grew up it's not uncommon for it to get to -20F before wind chill in Jan/Feb.

    4. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by eta526 · · Score: 1

      Keeping the temperature up in an abandoned house is important to prevent such catastrophies as freezing pipes. Plus it's not exactly a great idea to allow appliances to be exposed to sustained extreme temperatures (either hot or cold)

      Freezing pipes can generally be prevented by shutting off the water at the entrance to the house, but as there are many things in houses which are designed to be kept at room temperature, it's usually considered best to keep them at a lowered room temperature. You also have things like the goosenecks in drain pipes that can't be emptied, and if you did (or if they burst) would create a real mess. Ever smelled a drain pipe where the gooseneck has dried out? You don't want to come back to a house that's been sitting like that.

      As for electricity, you need that to run most thermostats, even if the heater is propane or natural gas. Additionally many people set timers for lights when they leave for an extended period in order to make the house appear occupied in an attempt to dissuade burglars. These simple timers have no batteries (at least the ones I've seen) and therefore lose time should the power go out. If it is out for under an hour, no big deal, or multiples of 24 hours would leave it where it was, but you don't want your lights going on in the morning and off mid-day.

    5. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      why is it important to keep the temperature above a certain point?

      Burst pipes, for one. You can drain the system, but you won't get ALL of it out, nor should you.

    6. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      I've lived on the East Coast of the U.S. for almost my entire life. Here's what I've experienced and learned over the years on the "why you don't leave the house without heat in the winter."

      Depending on the age of the house, i.e., most older houses have less insulation, it's a bad idea to let the internal temperature of the house drop below 58F if/when the outside temperature drops below 20F for a number of consecutive days(which often happens in New England). The reason is that the air temperature in the house may be above freezing, but the air inside the walls may not be. Pipes will freeze inside the wall, burst and make a big fat mess. Most pipes that burst are on outside walls of a home; like the one that ran through the garage to the kitchen of the house in Poughkeepsie, NY that burst when I was five. That's the main reason for keeping the place warm.

      Beyond the pipe freezing thing you also have to worry about other things like electronics, magnetic media, batteries, medicines, and other temperature sensitive things you may not be aware of. Lots of things we have around the house don't like temperatures below 40F and will either degrade or fail when exposed to lower (or higher, above 100F) than prescribed temperatures for storage and operation. I can't tell you how many rechargeable batteries and magneto-optical media I lost to cold before I figured out what was going on.

      I can't believe the OP is looking for a technology solution for this. Dude! Don't you have any friends?!?!

      BTW, 40F is no where near enough "buffer room" if you live in a structure older than 25 years. Any pipes on an outside wall will freeze if the internal temperature is that low and it's below freezing (32F) outside for a number of days. Plus, find me a thermostat that goes that low for a furnace?!?! Duh.
    7. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by BobPaul · · Score: 1
      Any pipes on an outside wall will freeze if the internal temperature is that low and it's below freezing (32F) outside for a number of days.

      That's why you drain the pipes first.

      Plus, find me a thermostat that goes that low for a furnace?!?!

      Ok. Duh.
    8. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by amigan940 · · Score: 1

      It is important to keep the temperature above freezing lest the pipes burst. As for electricity, most furnaces I've seen need electricity to operate.
      -Dan

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    9. Re:Find a Neighbor you can trust by jonadab · · Score: 1

      The weather doesn't really go to extreme extremes in New England either. The people who live there like to think of their winters as "extreme" because they've all visited the Carolinas for a vacation at one point or another, so they know what a truly mild winter can be like, and since New England has something that resembles _actual_ winter, they want to think of it as extreme.

      But it's not extreme in any really extreme sense. Extreme would be fifty or sixty below[1] for half the winter and ninety below on an especially cold day, like they get in the colder parts of Sibera. A few days a year of twenty below is a normal winter in any temperate region, and New England is no more "extreme" in that sense than Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, or cetera.

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      [1] All temperatures in this post are indicated on the Fahrenheit scale.
              Below about 30 below you have to cover every square inch of skin when
              you go out. Snow gets too warm to squeak at about 5 degrees, turns
              slushy at about 25, and melts by 35. Room temperature is around 50 for
              hotbodies, 60 for normal folks, 70 for those who feel cold all the time,
              80 for old farts whose bodies can no longer metabolize enough food to
              produce body heat. A hot summer day can get up to 100. Water boils
              a bit over 200 (depending on altitude). You bake cookies at around 350.
              Paper burns at 451, according to Bradbury.

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  146. Make the House Work for You by ticklejw · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're in the prime situation to capitalize on one of the few valuable things left: Real Estate. Hire a property manager to rent the house and take care of it. They do all the work, take a decent portion of the rent, and you get what's left as profit. It sounds to me like the house is paid off, and if so, this really is the way to go. Keep an eye on how much money you're making off the house in combination with the amount of equity you'll have simply due to the appreciation of land value, and before you know it, you'll have enough credit to buy another house and do the same thing... if you play your cards right, it's not too difficult to take an advantageous situation such as this and become a real estate tycoon (or if tycoon isn't your goal, at least put yourself in a position to where you don't really need to worry about saving for retirement anymore).

    Even if you just rent the house and don't worry about further opportunities, it's extra money per month. If you just let it sit there, you'll find it's quite the burden on resources, and there is ALWAYS someone looking for a place to live, with the money to rent from you.

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  147. House Security System by Gates82 · · Score: 1
    I currently use ADT as my home security/fire/moisture etc monitoring service. I have a smoke detector that also monitors carbon monoxide and moisture content of the air (this is used to determine if a pipe is broken). The also sell a unit for monitoring temp. (usually used for attic spaces). Then they just call you if there is a problem, plus you get the security monitoring as well.

    I know that insurance companies (like State Farm) spend a lot to promote products that will help in your home. I know for a large investment you can install devices that sense water on your floors (bathrooms/kitchen/basement)When they sense that there is a leak they turn the water off to the house. (although I would assume this might not be a problem. If your leaving your will probably be turning the water off). The same kind of valve system can be used with a temp. sensor to keep the pipes from bursting.

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  148. hrmm by xunling · · Score: 0

    >| i will look for that house

  149. Some LJ articles... by kebes · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have to agree with the various posts that a technological solution is not going to fix all your problems. Even with a good alarm system and all kinds of fancy automation and webcams, there are some things that only a real person living in the place (or checking on it regularly) will be able to notice.

    That having been said, here are some links to Linux Journal articles about doing various home-automation stuff. Perhaps if you implement these, along with a good alarm, and some relatives/friends help, you can have the peace of mind you need:

    Home Automation using Python:
    http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/8513

    Remote Temperature Monitoring:
    http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/8780

    Automated Temperature Control:
    http://www.linuxjournal.com/article/9091

  150. We did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We moved to Puerto Rico for 18 months and kept our house in PA.

    1. We needed to change home insurance carriers for the time it was unoccupied. The
    one requirement was that it got a walkthrough once per month.

    2. We got a monitored alarm system, and contracted for a 1ce/month walk through,
    We got entry/exit logs sent to us.

    3. We told all the neighbors what we were doing, who could be there and when,
    and gave one neighbor a key and passcode.

    4. We left electric baseboard heat set on low.

    5. In the winter, we shut off the water and drained the pipes.
    Year round, we turned off all unnecessary breakers

    6. When leaving a refrigerator or freezer unplugged, be sure to leave
    the doors open to prevent must/mold/mildew.

    7. We didn't bother with dust covers on furnishing. With no people
    moving in the house, no dust gets kicked up.

    8. If you go back and forth a couple of times, as we did, make
    a checklist of startup and shutdown, and use it.

    9. We contracted with a lawncare service, and called the neighbors to
    check that the work was being done.

  151. Hire a house sitter. by falconwolf · · Score: 4, Informative

    Better than paying someone else to house sit, rent the house. Instead of having an expense you get an added income. If you're worried about not being there while renting the house out, then hire a property management company. Or you could get some realty companies manage the property. And they aren't that expensive, the going rate is around 5% of the rent. Odf course you'll still have to pay for any repairs but even then the managers cannhire and work with whoever does the repair work. Another possibility is to House swap. This is where you find someone where you're going to who wants to go where you are. You live in their house while they live in yours.

    Falcon
  152. Security System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing my parents have a home is a guardian security system. It's setup to call us(and then the cops) if anyone breaks in through any window or door. Glass break sensors, motions sensors, contat sensors.

    It also has the very nice feature of calling you and the fire dept if the fire protection is tripped.

    Might be worth the monthly fee to prevent break-ins and fires.

  153. My solution by goofyheadedpunk · · Score: 1

    Huh, weird. I've got a somewhat similar problem, not exact, but somewhat. I'll be leaving my abode for likely what will turn out to be the coldest month for a not insignificant amount of time. My solution is pretty coarse, but it works for me.

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  154. Documentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest you watch this 1990 documentary. It shows the many methods in which your house can be protected around Christmas time.

  155. I'm surprised no one's mentioned this; by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    Alarm.com

    On the otherhand, this question seems almost custom made for this response, so who knows if it's astroturfing.

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  156. 100% efficiency by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    Your "100% efficient" heater will fill your house with CO2 until the oxygen is depleted. After that, the heater will cease functioning, and you'll have lost your temperature control. To solve this problem, you need to ventilate the house, and that means less than 100% efficiency.

    1. Re:100% efficiency by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      The GP isn't exactly correct which also creates some errors in your post. No gas heater is ventless. All gas heaters are vented, even the near 100% efficient ones. They have to be to vent the burner chamber. Heat is wicked off of the burner chamber through a heat exchanges with a blower (usually) but there is always some form of venting. Even gas hot water heaters and gas furnaces are vented.

      That said, no home is completely air tight. Without enough oxygen to fully burn fuels CO is produced (that's carbon monoxide). Here is a good article. A 100% air-tight home is not feaible and dangerous.

    2. Re:100% efficiency by eric76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I spent a night in the hospital once when I was a kid because of a gas heater in the bathroom. It used up all the oxygen while I as taking a bath and I passed out.

    3. Re:100% efficiency by maeka · · Score: 1
      The GP isn't exactly correct which also creates some errors in your post. No gas heater is ventless. All gas heaters are vented, even the near 100% efficient ones

      The GP is exactly correct.
      A portable kerosene heater vents right into the room. So do these heaters. They are not a forced air furnace. They are a wall mount gas burner, typically the kind which warms ceramic blocks which then radiate. They do not vent externally. Thus they are 100% efficient.

      That being said, you will die of carbon dioxide (not monoxide - they don't produce much at all) poisoning long before the oxygen is depleted. A 10% carbon dioxide atmosphere will lead to loss of conciousness and death for some. When the air reaches 20% carbon dioxide, you will be dead, and the gas burner will still be happily burning w/o producing CO.

    4. Re:100% efficiency by Old+Grey+Beard · · Score: 1
      A 10% carbon dioxide atmosphere will lead to loss of conciousness and death for some. When the air reaches 20% carbon dioxide, you will be dead, and the gas burner will still be happily burning

      Well, there is the matter of how much O2 is available to burn. I have used one of these 99.7% efficient propane burners for many years now, with no fan nor vent. Propane has a fairly narrow tolerance for the incoming oxygen level. Roughly between 10% and 20% oxygen is suitable, as I found from a Google search. Above that or (more likely) below that there isn't enough O2 to sustain combustion. The flames go out and the thermocouple cools down, cutting off the gas supply.

      So there's some safety inherent in the process. Sadly I don't know the CO2 level that corresponds to having burned unventilated atmosphere down to a 10% O2 concentration, but if your burner is in the basement you're probably OK.

      --
      "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule it."
      - H. L. Mencken
    5. Re:100% efficiency by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Since all gas heaters of this type manufactured since 1983 are required to have an oxygen depletion sensor, fortunately this is no longer a danger.

  157. Sensaphone or HomeSaver by PhilQ · · Score: 1

    Smarthome sells a couple of devices for this purpose, the best they carry probably being the Sensaphone which has been mentioned already and is a pretty slick unit. Another similar high-end device to take a good look at is the HomeSaver, a relatively new product available here:
    http://www.qsystemsengineering.com/

    Aside from additional control features, probably the biggest advantage with the latter device is that it employs a rechargeable battery backup system so if the power goes out it will keep you informed for about 50 hours or so and then recharge itself when the power comes back on, making it ready for the next outage. The Sensaphone only runs for about 12 hours on 6 D-cell alkaline batteries (???!) so if the outage lasts longer than that, the unit will be "dead" the next time the power goes out, until you go back to wherever your home is and change the batteries. Of course you could always have a trusted neighbor change the battery for you.

    Good luck.

    - Phil

  158. Winterization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Check with whoever insures the place and find out what your home owner policy requires. This sets the minimum standard
    2. If you want to winterize it you turn the water off, drain the pipes and either empty all the traps or put RV antifreeze into them;
    3. If you have a basement and the ground can freeze then you need to keep some heat on to stop the concrete from heaving.
  159. Insurance by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of technical tips in this thread. I'll throw another type of tip at you. You really need to make sure that you have insurance on your home. I wouldn't mention that the house is no longer occupied. That would jack your rate up. I would make certain that your home was fully covered though and that it include damage from bursting water pipes, winter weather damage, vandals, etc. That way if something does happen you can at least be covered.

  160. Winterize your home by BanjoBob · · Score: 3, Informative

    I winterize my mountain cabin every year and since the late '60s have not had a problem. Considering that it gets to -40 or colder every winter in the mountains where it is, I know that things would freeze if I let them. The frost line is at least 2 feet below the surface too.

    Turn off all the water at the mains. If you use a well, drain the lines, tank and pump. (You'll need to bring water when you return to prime the system but usually only 5 gallons or less is needed.) Usually a valve in or near your front yard will control the water to your home. Just turn it off. If you can't find it, there is also a valve in your home that does the same thing but, it is exposed.

    Then drain everything that has water in it -- don't forget the hot water heater, toilet tanks, etc.

    Pour a half bottle of antifreeze down the sinks, into the dishwasher, toilets, and other plumbing that can't be drained. If you are on Septic system, make sure you use an antifreeze product that won't kill your tank!!! Leave all the doors under sinks and such open to allow residual heat to get to the pipes.

    Have a nice trip! Bring priming water with you or get some near by when you return. Turn on the power. If you're on a well, prime the pump and turn it on. Run the water for about 5 minutes on every faucet to flush the antifreeze away and clean the pipes and you're back to normal.

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  161. Netbotz w/ Fluid sensor by altadel · · Score: 1

    The Netbotz unit (a 320 would do) with a fluid sensor on the floor would monitor your house's temperature, humidity, and air speed as well as provide a door contact switch and sense water on the floor. Units with and without cameras are available. A multifloor dwelling would be a bigger challenge, of course. http://www.netbotz.com/

    I don't work for them; I just use their products and am reasonably satisfied.

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    --altadel
  162. You could always just... by uglyhead69 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    fucking relax dude.

  163. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by timster · · Score: 1

    Yes but, to be fair, it was also a demon.

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  164. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by jpardey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, let me get this straight. A Stephen King novel... is better than a Stanley Kubrick movie starring Jack Nicholson pretty close to his prime. I find that hard to believe. I'll have to check it out some time. If it was better than finally seeing what Jack was typing, seeing REDRUM in the mirror, seeing that bolt open, and a generally bright setting made horrifying, then that book must be pretty good.

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  165. Here's a spoof on the subject by Arthur+Dent · · Score: 1

    House and job in another state: $PAYCHECK
    Cars : $WHATEVER
    Leaving town without turning off your water: $REALLY_BIG_NUMBER

  166. Sheesh... by mrcpu · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, this makes it? Nobody in New England's heard of winterizing? Us hicks out in Montana have managed to figure it out, and we're on the wrong side of the Mississippi...

  167. I have something called... by Omeger · · Score: 1

    Living in Florida.

  168. Simplicity by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Turn off all unnecessary breakers/disconnect fuses. Turn off the water. Set the thermostat to 40 degrees F. Ask a trusted friend to check on the place every week or so.

    LK

    --
    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  169. Winterizing our cabin by supertechnoboy · · Score: 1

    My folks winterize their cabin every year. Here's what they do: 1. Turn off the water at the meter 2. Drain all of the water from the system at it's lowest point 3. Flush all of the toilets a few times to get the water out of the tanks 4. Pour automotive antifreeze in all of the traps (don't forget the toilets) We have not had a broken pipe yet.

  170. This might be what you're looking for... by JimDog · · Score: 1
  171. What I'd do by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Turn off the water at the meter, and have ALL the water pipes *professionally* flushed out, the same way you would winterize a sprinkler system. Do the same for anything that contains water, like a washing machine, hot water heater, hot water heat, etc. Then if the heat does fail, no harm done.

    Nothing else will be harmed by freezing. (I speak as a former resident of Montana and similar climates, where winter temps regularly hit -65F, *before* wind chill.)

    If there's an exposed water pipe that you can't flush, invest in some electric "heat tape" -- you can buy this (and get instructions on how to install it) at any good mobile-home supply store. It automatically comes on at about 40 degrees, and uses very little power.

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  172. Low Tech by failure-man · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've done this in northern Illinois before to perfect effect:

    -Drain the pipes.

    -If you can't drain pressure tanks or hot-water heaters put just enough electric heat on to keep the basement above freezing. (It doesn't take much.)

    -Throw a splash of non-toxic "RV" antifreeze in the toilets (bowl and tank) and drains.

    -Empty and turn off the refrigerator.

    -Remove canned goods.

    This takes a few hours to set up, and you can just let it freeze.

  173. Zoneminder: Linux, httpd, multi-cam DVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out Zoneminder.com. It is one of the unknown, great open source linux programs out there.

    The configuration&installation is not trivial, but you can hone/prove your linux skills in setting this program up-It interfaces with MYSQL and PHP.

  174. Some suggestions by Randseed · · Score: 1
    Some suggestions from someone who is going to be dealing with a similar situation in the near future and has had to think about it a bit.

    First, go outside and turn your water OFF. You aren't going to be there, so you don't need anything that the water is going to provide anyway. This protects you from a broken pipe flooding the place or anything like that. Turn off the hot water heater as well.

    Second, turn off your gas for the same reason. Not that the gas line is going to freeze and rupture, but it's a good idea nevertheless.

    Third, if you have a heater that is electric instead of gas (yeah, like how many of those are around?) or if you don't find it necessary to turn off the gas, leave the thing on and set to some obscenely low temperature that will keep your electronic equipment from freezing over. (Hey, this is Slashdot!) You probably don't want ice crystals forming on your equipment so it's wet when you return and heat it back up. Just a thought.

    Since you're keeping your broadband connection, you can spend some time coding up a little something that runs off the parallel port or whatever. Basically, the idea I'm getting at is that you could always stick a few webcams up if you want, a few temperature sensors, etc., and wire those into a Linux box. You don't even really need creative software for it. A simple script that polls the sensors and pages/calls/emails/whatever you if one of them breaks some threshold would work fine. And with the webcams, at least you'd be able to look and get some peace of mind if you're paranoid. You could code up a script that captures images at one minute intervals and stores them, and inserts temperature readings and such into a PostgreSQL database. You don't need fancy viewing software: Just use one of those web gallery viewers for the pictures, and just read the temperature/whatever data out of the database raw.

  175. There is such a telephone device! by feld · · Score: 1

    Only it doesn't call you, you call IT! It should be at your local hardware store. I worked at an Ace Hardware back in the day and we had it there. Basically, you call it, and when it answers it will give you a signal to let you know whether or not it's too cold in your house. Just go find one and read the instructions :) Also, keep the house like 45-50F. Not ANY lower. Just because the air is that warm doesn't mean your pipes are that warm!

  176. One way... by Christopher_Edwardz · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Obtain one of these. (Or at least the lead character so time-warped.)

    Step 2: Update property insurance.

    Step 3: Obtain lots of sweets and caffeine and sprinkle liberally.

    Step 4: (Optional) Record via web-cams, cut up into holiday movie, and profit!

  177. Making it unappealing. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Disconnect the pipes from the main and flush them with compressed air. Pour sealant oil down the all the drains to fill them, mineral oil is ok. Disconnect electricity, water and heat as it makes it unappealing to 'guests'. Install a reasonably good burgler alarm system. Remove anything of value. Install heavy curtains. Have all mail forwarded or collected daily. Have someone local who can check on the property weekly.

    Renting out the property may be an option but if you go that route I'd let a property manager handle it. They can see that the place is maintained, collect money, process evictions, etc.

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  178. Re:DSC by burntsigil · · Score: 1
    Get a Power 832 or simular
    SIMILAR

    *Takes off his Spelling Nazi helmet*

    Sorry. Couldn't help it.
  179. What are people thinking? by NonViviDaSola · · Score: 0

    What ever happened to turning off the water and draining the pipes? Where you actually thinking of keeping the house heated the entire time you are gone? For break ins and fire, just get a security system.

  180. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by kubrick · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've read the book and seen the film, and the film is by far superior.

    (But then, I would say that, wouldn't I.)

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  181. Lucky bastards! by empaler · · Score: 1

    I envy those who won't get this joke because they don't know what you're referring to.

    1. Re:Lucky bastards! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it is a terrible burden on my soul. I often wake at 3am in a cold sweat.

      --
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  182. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by antic · · Score: 1
    --
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  183. Erm, by jpellino · · Score: 1

    "Shut off the power at the primary circuit breaker." ...
    "Install a burglar alarm."

    A coal-fired one?

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  184. Winter protection. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    The primary cause of problems during cold weather is broken pipes with water damages as a result. By shutting off the incoming water and draining the pipes before leaving you will minimize the risk of damage. It's a good idea to finish it by blowing the pipes with some compressed air while having some water taps open otherwise you may have pockets of water in your pipes that can cause damage.

    If anything, I would also recommend that if you have a gas heated boiler and you can't drain the boiler you should have an additional electrical heater on the water that kicks in at temperatures below 10 degrees C. This will keep the water warm enough for a rather long time to avoid freezing even during long power outages. It's even a good idea to turn of the gas since lowering the temperature of the house may expose minimal gas leaks and if there is a refrigerator or other thermostat it may cause a fire. (Personally I'm rather wary of gas, it's a perfect accelerant in fires).

    A dehumidifier with a permanent drain is also a good idea, since the relative humidity tends to rise when the temperature goes down with increased risk of mold, mildew and bugs in the house.

    If the incoming water pipe is in the basement it should be sufficient to cover it with some insulation. The ground under a house is normally sufficiently warm to avoid freezing the water. (unless you live in an area with permafrost). If you have the incoming water in the ground plane a heating by a lightbulb is sufficient to keep up the temperature well in a small closed compartment. (25 watts is good enough for several degrees, and a thermostat can be used to keep the cost down.)

    One issue that you should be aware about is that if you have a basement and an insufficient draining around the walls of the basement you will have to make sure that the soil closest to the basement walls doesn't freeze since that will cause an immense pressure on the walls with subsequent foundation damages. In this case you have to check first what kind of soil that is on the outside of your basement walls. Sand and gravel is normally OK if you don't have a very water-rich environment, but older houses and houses where the costs of the foundation has been cut may have anything. Watch out for fine grained soil and clay since that kind of material tends to contain a large amount of water.

    One detail that you will have to let your neighbors check out for is the amount of snow on the roof. Normally not a problem if it's up to the correct building standards for the area but extreme weather causes extreme loads and should be taken care of before a problem arises.

    If everything checks out you will have a house that should stand against long period of sub-zero temperatures without major damage. Some minor effects may occur due to variations in temperature contraction/expansion like small paint cracks if the ground work hasn't been done properly in the joint between wall boards and similar things, but these effects is more a matter of time before they show up anyway.

    And anyway - use your fantasy and take help of Murphy's Law.

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  185. Motorola homesight system by rcarovano · · Score: 1

    I use the Motorola homesight system for this very purpose. We have a wireless camera and a water sensor attached to an old PC running Windows XP. We get text messages and e-mails at a prescribed time every day and get an immediate message if the water sensor gets wet. Here's a link: http://broadband.motorola.com/consumers/products/h mez2000/ The video does a great job explaining system capabilities. Ron :-)

  186. Re:DSC by Locomorto · · Score: 1

    You just HAD to invoke Godwin's law. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

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  187. 20 Years in Construction by defective_warthog · · Score: 1

    I've been working on houses since 1985.
    Hire a realitor to manage rental of your property.
    Do _not rent to friends/family.
    Leave it empty and you _will be calling me or someone like me to fix things.

  188. Drain your Damn Pipes by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    It's not rocket science man, and then just let your house freesze.

    If some things need to be kept heated (electronics and such) put them in a storage room with 2 bare lightbulbs.

    The bulbs will keep the temperature somewhat moderate and won't use too much power.

  189. Hardware Monitoring by Tinned_Tuna · · Score: 1

    The way I'd do it if I had the time/inclination/money would be to build my own house monitoring box. I'd have to build several bits of kit specifically, like a temperature monitor (may I recommend the LM35 as a good temperature sensor), a water alarm, and others, link them up to a 'head box' that communicates with the computer.

    The computer would have a demon on it that if it received a warning (e.g. Temp > 50C or Temp

    You'd have to have a BIG UPS to run it in case the power failed (broadband router and all). Hell, you could have an ammeter on the power into the box, that if it's turned off, the UPS not only kicks in, and fires up a diesel generator (It'd have to have a starter motor), now that would be cool! This is probably only viable if you have the money, time and skills to build it. I'd get stuck at the money part, as I'd estimate it to easily pass the £1500 mark (thats GBP). Especially if you want to go for low power motherboards for the main computer, like a Nano-ITX.

    Also, for full redundancy, you'd likely need more than 2 generators, more than 2 of each sensor, more than 2 main computers, more than 2 UPSs so you'd easily double your costs.

    Also, you may like to add some IP camera's into the bargain, which can upload their images to a remote FTP server ever 2 seconds, for a kind of CCTV. Don't forget your burglar alarm!

    You could also hook up microphones that record sound, and if the sound level's greater than a certain amount (e.g. like a window being broken), it could email you.

    This solution should work, though it would cost a s**t load of money, easily in excess of £5000, and then you've got to /build/ the damn thing, and set it up, and program it, and test it. It's not an easy task, but I bet it could be done.

  190. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    decaf

  191. Wildcat House by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I built a house 'way up on a mountain (much cheaper with no building permits, licensed contractors, or taxes) and lived there 10 years. We moved when I got a new job and my son started crawling - it wasn't designed with kids in mind.

    It's not the kind of place that could be sold, unfortunately: when solar power turned out to be impractical without large scale clearing and a windmill was too visible, I ran limited power in from a neighbor to charge the solar system. With a cistern, a self-contained composting toilet (a well was impossible, and the county would never have given me a septic permit, even if I was silly enough to ask) and 100 lb propane tanks that I could haul in by pickup truck, we did well and now we have a summer cabin.

    Winterizing was easy enough: I drained everything down to the cistern (removed the water filter bowls and ran the (12 volt diaphragm) pump dry. I left a pilot running in the hot water heater rather than drain it (not enough pressure/too much rise for a tankless heater); the composter isn't hurt by freezing as long as it isn't being actively used, it just starts up again in the spring. Since all the sinks go to a simple gray water drain and the toilets are airline type, there was only one (master) trap to empty. The cistern has never frozen more than a skim, and that's proven not to hurt the floating ozonator.

    The downside is that it's more trouble to put the place online than it's worth, so we seldom stay there anymore. That may change when my son gets old enough to appreciate living in the woods.

    My biggest worry is a roof leak. It's 15 years old now and I'm not looking forward to redoing it (only a 600 square foot footprint, but 3 stories up.) My father lives nearby and keeps an eye on the place every week or two.

  192. Protecting your house by Don+Philip · · Score: 1

    1. Check with your insurance company about their policy regarding unoccupied houses. Many have a policy that they will cancel the insurance unless there is someone looking after it.
    2. Get someone to check the house regularly. You may have to pay. I believe that some real estate agents will provide this service. When I had to do this, I arranged for the person checking the house to initial a calendar each time they visited so that there would be a record of visits in case I needed to make an insurance claim.
    3. Drain the pipes. There is usually a way to completely drain the pipes in a house. By draining the pipes and shutting off the water, you will minimize any chance of the pipes freezing.
    4. Don't, repeat don't, shut off the heat if you have a concrete basement. The cold temperatures can cause major cracks in the walls.

  193. Re:My parents just did this, they left for a vacat by edward2020 · · Score: 1

    Did the poster mention a basement?

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  194. Winterizing a house - I do it 200+ times a year by keraneuology · · Score: 5, Informative

    I oversee the winteriztion of vacant homes 200 times a year or more. In five years I have never once had a problem If the work was done correctly and nobody tampered with the plumbing system. 1. Turn off power to your hot water heater. If you know what you are doing and can do so safely, physically remove the hwh breaker (or fuse). If not, put a piece of tape across the breaker which should now be in the off position. Turn off power to the well (if any) in the same fashion. Leave a reminder on the electric panel to ensure that you turn the water back on BEFORE you turn on the hot water heater. Turn off the gas valve to the hot water heater as an extra layer of protection - if you fire up your hwh before it has been refilled you are out one hwh. 2. Turn off the water supply to the house. Master valves on both sides of the water meters if you are on municipal water. (If you are on a well, once the power is off open a faucet and let your pressure tank run dry at this point - different than opening the valves in the step further down. If you don't do this you run the risk of losing your pressure tank which can cause your well to burn out. My house was sitting vacant for about 2 years before I bought it and this was a problem.) 3. Hook up a hose to the hwh and drain the water to your floor drain, sump pit or out the window. Opening the highest hot water valve in the house will help it drain quicker. 4. Open the lowest and highest cold water valves in the house to allow those pipes to drain 5. Using an air compressor, blow out the supply lines throughout the house. Any decent plumber can tell you how or google up some accurate information. 6. Scoop out as much water from toilet tanks as you can. 7. Get the *PINK* antifreeze (RV/Marine). Pour generous quantities into the toilet tanks, bowls, and down all of your drains. Pour some into your dishwasher and washing machine and run a partial cycle (no rinse) to get the antifreeze into the pumps and internal hoses. If you have a pool or hot tub you will need to take some additional steps, for the most part along these lines. Above ground pools and some in-ground pools without rigid covers get a large, inflatable air pillow floated in the middle to make the cover slope down towards the edges so the water and ice doesn't puncture a hole in the middle, gets some (but not all!) of the water drained and may or may not need plugs for the water intakes. Your miles may vary, consult a pro on these devices. If you have boiler, consult an expert. Draining water and/or filling with antifreeze is a bit involved and entirely inadvisable in some cases - I've seen many older systems go down for winterization then never come back up because of issues with old seals, corrosion and other nasties. If you have steam heat then things can become even more muddled about. Again, consult an expert. Finally, on your way out, hit the power to the master breaker. When you return you will be able to restore power to the house and will be glad of the tape (or removed breakers) that serve as a reminder not to turn on the well or hot water heater until you are actually ready to do so. Turn off the gas/propane at the master valve.

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  195. You guys are all forgetting one tiny little thing. by CodeMaster · · Score: 1
    I see a lot of clever posts on how to monitor the house, the temp, water leakage etc... this is all nice and dandy but:

    (There will still be broadband at the house.) What if the first power outage takes out your broadband... probably need to address that as well, or combine the solution with some kind of communication backup (cell SMS, phone, postal pigeons, whatever).
  196. Tips from Experience by hpycmprok · · Score: 0

    I regret not posting sooner, as my contribution may get overlooked, but - having done this before, here are some suggestions:

    Water - Incoming

      - turn off the water to the house and open all inside valves, sinks, showers. Also open all outside valves.
      - many houses have end plugs on the plumbing at a low point, so that with the incoming water off and the valves all open, these plugs can be removed and the plumbing drained
      - turn off the hot water heater and drain it, regardless of if it is gas or not.
      - Even if your house's plumbing is not equipped to be fully drained, by opening all inside and outside valves and draining the hot water, the chances are good that some point in the system will be low enough to allow you to significantly empty the pipes.

    Water - Outgoing

      - Pour some automotive antifreeze into every drain to protect the 'P' trap from freezing. Don't forget the shower / bath tub / floor drain in the basement, etc.
      - Without adding more water to them (water is off right) add quite a bit of antifreeze to the dishwasher and clothes washer. Then run them a bit at the point in their cycles that drains, to get some antifreeze into their inner workings.
      - Open the back of toilets, and - yes - add a healthy bit of antifreeze to the water in them. Then flush. This should empty out the backs and any water left behind should be protected from freezing.

    Preventing Extended Sub-Freezing Temps

      - If you're not afraid of burglars / vandals, leave the curtains and shades open on sunny windows to let in some light and help keep ambient temperatures above freezing
      - Open all cabinet doors under sinks, open closet doors where water heater / laundry equipment etc. are, especially on outside walls. Let the air circulate.
      - Use ceramic portable electric heaters. The 'cube' type are very safe, have a built in thermostat, don't cause fires, and can be placed where you want them. Place them close to critical plumbing areas.
      - Check your local hardware store for things like electrical outlet attachments with built-in thermostats that don't allow current to flow unless the temperature is below a certain critical level.
      - The above type thermostats in conjunction with electrical heat tape wrapped around pipes in areas of extra concern work very well.
      - Finally, even though you set the thermostats on the electric heaters to their lowest points, put an electric timer between the electric heaters, set up to be on 1 hour / off one hour, so they don't run continuously. Most of these heaters will run until the temp is above 60F, and that may use too much juice for your taste.

    Other Suggestions

      - Get a lot of electric timers, and put a lot of lamps on them, all over the house. Consider putting a radio and/or a television on timers as well, with the volume up loud enough to just hear from directly outside. This will discourage break-ins, and the lamps also contribute to ambient temperatures
      - Turn off the gas. Do not chance something bad happening with the gas - if you're not there, it probably will.
      - Have your mail held or forwarded to you, don't let it pile up
      - Have the newspaper delivery stopped
      - Have a neighbor / friend / person you hire check the place once in a while
      - Check the place yourself if you can, every 4 to 6 weeks

    Finally, some earlier post suggested contacting a local extension office for your area and seeing if there isn't a pamphlet published on the subject. That seems like a great suggestion to me - having never done so myself. Anything such a publication suggests that contradicts what I've said should take precedence, of course.

    I hope some of these suggestions help. They've worked for me in the past.

    Hpycmpr

  197. You could also use a mobile phone .. by cheros · · Score: 1

    If you go to Bladox you can buy an add-on that has various I/O points. A simple mechanical thermostat will give you a signal for low temp, and water is conductive so you can create something for that too. A third switch for power failures and you're set to go for signalling.

    Empty water pipes where you can, then switch off the main tap and leave the taps open (use air where possible to drive out water). Use electric heating to keep the house at 10C or higher (not too much higher, you're just trying to fight condensation, mould forming and freezing pipes).

    And check 3 times that you have indeed turned the gas off. Once you turn the main tap off, once by lighting a ring on your gas cooker and watch it die so the pressure is off the line and 3rd by going back to the tap and check it's still off. Gas is very unhelpful in preserving building integrity :-).

    With the above mobile you'll be able to monitor, and the thing will still SMS you even when power fails (unless the cell goes down with it, so maybe set up a watchdog SMS so you know it's still live) - dirt cheap solution, and all it takes is a cheapo pay-as-you-go mobile phone.

    Oh, and the motion sensor will tell you about earthquakes and someone stealing the phone itself :-).

    Just make sure you keep the account topped up..

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  198. Contact an agency by travail_jgd · · Score: 1

    I rented a house a few years back that went. All of the "work" was handled by a rental agency -- payments went to them, they handled maintenance, etc.

    Just don't go for the cheapest one; I could tell stories about the poor service we received. (And in a couple of cases the lack of response damaged the house.)

  199. perfect device: Tennants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in soviet russia they pay you instead if you paying them to monitor your house!

  200. Temperature@lert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found this nifty little device, temperaturealert.com, it's simple and seems to do everything I need to monitor temperature.

    1. Re:Temperature@lert by harryhair5 · · Score: 1

      This USB device is extremely accurate and is easily configured. Put the sensor inside your PC to monitor internal temperatures or outside your PC to monitor ambient temperatures. Put it in a waterproof plastic bag and stick it in your fish tank to monitor water temperature!

      The guy who runs the tech support (temperaturealert.com/support dept is top-notch.

      Pros:
      USB
      Easy to setup
      tons of integration options
      powerful and accurate
      simple = reliable

      I'd give it 5 stars except for a wishlist for future hardware/software updates:
      Ability to automatically clean up old log files
      Option to write HTML pages instead of XML pages
      More compact hardware (although at 3"x1" it's still pretty small)

      Oh, and it requires that you have Internet access turned on.

  201. you could get the java sun X10 for your house by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    You could control you house from a distance, heat lights etc.... give the impression that you are still there when you want them to think you are.... also set up cams on the outside and inside of the house...so you can view it, you could have the cam start only when motion is detected but then again it depends if you paid 70,000 for you house ,and don't have squat in it or if you own a half a million dollar home... : )

  202. housesitting by mmphosis · · Score: 1

    I do not own property, never mind a second property. This past summer, I lived outdoors, got free internet through wireless at the library and I've heard of another programmer living outdoors for years. For the winter I am housesitting. I've been taking care of the house as storms pass through and making sure the pipes don't burst and keeping an eye on things.

  203. Non-tech passive plans for securing a small cabin by skillrod · · Score: 1

    Get to know *and be very nice to the neighbors.*
    Put a locked farm gate at driveway to keep vehicles off the property.
    Post property - no trespassing. (maybe?)

    Use plexiglass windows for small second story windows.
    Padlock shutters for first story windows.
    Construct with doors that open out to prevent kick-ins.

    Leave nothing of value on site. Get a utility trailer for valuables like generator, chainsaw, TV/Stereo, Computer, ATV, bikes, boat, fridge, ect. Setup longterm storage unit for a trailer at an insured rental facility in the closest town.

    As best possible, clear the home site of trees that could fall.

    Forget video cams, no electricity. Plus, if I were a kid this is the first thing I would F up.

    Keep no liquids that could freeze in the cabin or trailer. Outhouse pluming works well enough in cold weather.

    Optional: 12 gauge shotgun and a visible gun rack in your pickup truck's back window. This is for the neighbor's kids to see whenever visiting the property.

  204. Watchdog Timer by JamesAZ · · Score: 1

    These are all great comments. One I haven't seen yet on this topic is to add a watchdog timer ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchdog_timer ). I have a system (an old PII with various added I/O) that monitors via cameras and thermostats (it controls the HVAC too). The watchdog timer is wired to the PC reset input (where the reset button is normally hooked up). It does a hard reboot in the event of most software (app or OS) crashes. It even allowed me to use Windows on the monitoring system. :) It's been running over 4 years.

  205. Home Automation - control/monitor home by Darkroom · · Score: 1

    I've had to many problems with renters, even with companies or others looking after a place.

    I'm currently using Control4 (http://www.control4.com) and X10 devices to control and monitor my place. I use the system to turn on/off water heater, control thermostats (Control4), use (Control4) programmable light switches and have the lights and A/V equipment programmed for that lived in look, if I'm away for awhile.

  206. Home Monitoring Hardware/Software by KleinKlone · · Score: 1

    Take a look at http://www.klein.com/thermd/ - I have spent a lot of time researching hardware and implementing (free/open) software to monitor, log, and report on environmental conditions (temperature, humidity, switches, and soon electrical consumption). My software will certainly do what you ask, and some hardware vendors have the alarms built-in to their data collection devices.

  207. If you have money to throw at it... by shayne321 · · Score: 1

    Check out NetBotz products (now owned by APC). They do full environmental monitoring (watch temperature, humidity, airflow, and listen for noises like alarms, etc). They also have water detectors, and can even be set up to control contacts which you can feed into relays to trigger stuff (lights, pumps, HVAC, etc). They also have cameras which are capable of detecting motion and e-mailing you the first x seconds of video after motion is detected. They are primarily intended for data centers, but I don't see why they wouldn't work in this case as well if you have the money to spend.

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  208. OT: King vs. Kubrick by zoward · · Score: 1
    The Shining was an early King novel, argued by many to be his finest work. I remember reading a chapter from it as part of a high school creative writing class ("The Hedges" - where the boy is out snowshoeing, and the animal-shaped hedges come to life and start chasing him. This scene never made it into the movie, but was one of the scariest parts of the book). It's apples and oranges comparing the book to the movie, but I'd highly recommend both.

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  209. Here's more info... by kidMike · · Score: 1

    OK, you guys have posted some good ideas (and a lot of crap, which is why I come here). Let me include some more info to better explain my situation:

    - I can shut the water off
    - I have family in the area that can check in
    - I will often be able to drive back if I need to
    - I will keep the house temp above freezing (55 or so?)
    - I will be coming back, say once a month, to support a local customer, as well as to see my family
    - I have too much "stuff" to move everything out to an apartment; the distance is also a factor here (i.e. no renting)

    What I should have asked is, what kind of "instant alert" type things are there for this situation? Having someone stop by every few days is good, but when a pipe breaks, for example, if someone can get to the house within 30 minutes (compared to 4 days) that can mean the difference between losing everything and losing _some_ stuff.

    How do I get nofitied when:
          1) the temp drops below xx
          2) water is detected in the basement
          3) any other events I should know about immediately?

    Thanks everyone!

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  210. We winterized our beach house every year - EASY by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Drain ALL the pipes after shutting water off at the mains. Leave all faucets open, empty the toilet resevoirs.
    Pour antifreeze down toilets/sinks- note, you need quite a bit. Clean out refrigerator and leave doors open. Don't forget your outside spigots either.

    That's it, you're done. We did this for 15 years or so, before we sold the house. Never had any paint problems either. The house was located in New Jersey, on an ocean island, and the temp would often be below freezing for a month at a time. We never, ever heated the house, since electric heating would have been far too expensive.

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    1. Re:We winterized our beach house every year - EASY by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      Not positive about this but isn't it illegal to pour antifreeze down the drain?

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  211. Here's the solution I would go for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word: automation
    One site : http://www.x10.com/

  212. You need Connexall by corisco · · Score: 1

    ... from http://www.globestarsystems.com/ and you can download it from www.globestarsystems.com/connexall7322.htm to try it out. The server will run for an hour but you can restart it without loosing any of your configs. It can be as simple as sending you an email when something happens or as complex as shutting off the gas or whatever. It's very complete and it can do anything.

  213. Easy way to know house is too cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a very easy solution to know if your NE house is too cold while you're away:
    1) Obtain an old thermostat. It has to be of the mechanical variety that does not require electrical power.
    2) Mount this on the wall close to a phone jack. If using the kind with a mercury switch, be sure to mount it the correct side up.
    3) Connect the thermostat directly to the phone line.
    4) Set the temperature on the thermostat to its minimum temperature, usually 55F.
    5) While you are away, call your house every day. If the phone rings, the house is above the set temperature. If you get a busy signal, the house is too cold and you need to get someone out there pronto.

    This is not a unique idea. There is/was actually a product that did just this called a "Telefreeze".

  214. Hibernate your house by ubeans · · Score: 1

    Every year I hibernate my summer house. Here is how I do it:

    0) Purchase a mechanical pump for about 10$ at the hardware store which plugs into
    an electrical drill for power. Connect two short hose normally used for connecting your washer.

    1) Purchase 25 gallons of plumbing anti-freeze liquid that's normally used for RVs and boats. The stuff is not poison, so there's no problem injecting it into your water system.

    2) Turn off the hot water tank heaters
    3) Close the main water faucet by which the water enters the house.
    4) Empty the hot water tank

    5) If possible, disconnect the water tank from the rest of your system by connecting the incoming (cold) water pipe to the outgoing (hot) water pipe. This way you have a closed circuit.

    6) Connect the pump to the external water faucet that's outside the house, or to the water faucet connected to the washer inside the house, and have someone inside the house open one faucet; start injecting anti-freeze by activating the drill which runs the pump until the person inside sees the red anti-freeze liquid coming out of the faucet. Then close the faucet, and repeat for the next faucet, until all faucets have been spitting out anti-freeze.

    7) Flush each toilet bowl, and pour one gallon of anti-freeze in the tank and in the bowl.
    8) Pour some anti-freeze in the drains of all sinks, the shower, bath, etc.

    Doing all that should not take you more than a few hours. You might need walkie-talkies or two cell phones to communicate with the person who is helping you inside the house.

    Personnally, I turn off all electricity inside the house, except for the refrigerator. Refrigerators which stay close for too long stink.

    I have never had problems with sensitive electronics stying in the cold like that, but if you are worried about this, you can always keep a little heating inside the house so that it stays above freezing temperature.

    As for electric black outs, it will take your house - depending on the quality of the isolation - between one and two days before it loses its warmth, so you have time to gt back to the house in case of a power failure and install a gasoline power generator on the outside of the house that will connect to electrical heaters inside the house. Do not forget that propane heaters are not meant for indoor use and you could die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

    As other slashdotters mentioned, it's good to have a neighbor checking out the house once in a while.

    Good Luck

  215. Cabin, House, or Haunted Mansion by maggard · · Score: 1

    A house is not a seasonal cabin.

    The assumptions that went into the construction, the quality of fit & furnishings, the neighborhood, none are comparable between the two, and any advice/insights from one are only minimally applicable to the other.

    If you want to know what happens to unoccupied houses in your area talk to your police department, your insurance agent, and a local real estate agent ('cause they're often dealing houses that have been empty for months or even years while estate are settled & the like.) They'll give you a realistic set of expectations, and frankly it'll scare you. Breakins, leaks that cause huge damages, mildew & must, cracking wallpaper & appliances with rust spots.

    So tenants are typically the solution. But not annual renters, instead go through an agency that specializes in fully/semi furnished short term renters contracts. If you're clever you'll go for visiting executives, faculty, folks in town for about as long as you'll be away who are looking for a move-in fully furnished place. They're typically responsible people, and just as importantly the agency is your agent: Their job is to find & vet your tenants, handle the hot water tank that dies on the Friday of a three day weekend, collect the rent, do all of the things that would be so awkward while you're away.

    Finally, even if everything is all set up, have a friend or family member pop by every month or so to give the property a look over. Give your neighbors your email address and ask that they get in touch if there are any concerns. Give the police department and your insurance agent call with your phone number & emergency contact information.

    do it right and you'll have a fine time away. Do it wrong and your largest investment will become the Haunted Mansion.

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  216. Heat Tracing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One option is to put heat tracing on the domestic water pipes to keep them from freezing. This will of course only work while there is electricity. There is a small thermostat (not adjustable) on the heat tracing that indicates when the pipes reach a certain temperature and then will energize the heat tracing and keep your pipes from freezing and eventually bursting. It's not too difficult to drain the hot water side of the system within your house. Turn off the electric/gas heater and drain it (opening up the closest hot water valve.) As far as flooding from melting snow goes, unless you install a sensor that will annunciate to your computer when there is water in your basement, I don't think you'll know unless you have a friendly neighbor that will keep an eye on things like that for you. Alternatively, pay some guy $1000 to look after your place while you are away. It'd be worth the peace of mind IMHO.

  217. Alarm System by lophophore · · Score: 1

    Uh, this seems like a no-brainer.

    Get a good alarm system installed.

    Include flood and freeze sensors.

    Pay for monitoring.

    This may qualify you for a discount on your homeowner's insurance.

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  218. Sensaphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use this:

    http://www.sensaphone.com/sensaphone-1104.html

    I have several installed all over Minnesota and they work very well.

  219. Ask a local by tgeller · · Score: 1

    Much as the Slashdot community is a repository of information that's always wise and correct ;), I'd talk with some locals about this one. Threats to your home vary tremendously from area to area.

    Residential real estate is a local business -- which is also why it's mostly resisted corporate conglomeration. Issues can vary tremendously from property to property, even among units in the same building.

    --Tom "IAAAREB" (I Actually Am A Real Estate Broker)

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  220. My all time favorite by ankleteeth · · Score: 1

    Everything you are looking for, and more you will find here. Goto the "Temp Control" section, they have all sorts of sensors, and transmitters, and there are flood sensors on there too.

  221. Better Read your Homeowner's Insurance Policy by shking · · Score: 1

    My homeowner's policy (which is pretty typical) requires that a person checks on my house while I am away. You may find yourself without insurance coverage if you don't give the keys to someone and arrange for them to drop by every couple of days

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  222. Don't count on the broadband by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Greetings from New Hampshire. We can lose power for two weeks at a time during a bad ice storm in some parts here. Aside from that, we have several power outages a winter, and the cable company doesn't always get their end up and running right away.

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  223. Sorry to get Serious on y'all, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I actually work in facilities management, and would like to point out an opportunity here for the smart Slashdot folks. There is a large company named "Honeywell" that handles a huge chunk of the automated building controls industry. They have some of the stuff you're looking for in this post - at a ridiculous cost, however.

    If you go to their site and look into their products, you will quickly notice that building controls are WAY BEHIND the technological level present in most calculators and wristwatches. There has been very little innovation there. I'm depressed everytime I go to a meeting with the national Honeywell representatives and have to listen to a big long presentation about their latest thermostats, etc., and how they almost have connectivity with a Palm Pilot, but not yet, there's a few bugs, etc.

    It would be SO great and relatively easy for someone to throw in some smarts and take the entire controls industry, as well as the HVAC mainboard industry (smart, CPU controlled furnaces, etc). Either that or just get something started and scare the big companies enough that they buy you out.

  224. Two solutions by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    1) Pay a professional to winterize your house - including draining pipes, wrapping supply lines with heaters, etc. then pay someone to check it every week at least, clean up the yard, check for mail, etc.

    2) Get someone to live in it while you are gone.

    Make sure FedEx / UPS / DHL has not got a signature release or else they will simply leave packages on your doorstep.

    Don't screw around with your own solution - the savings aren't worth the hassle. I had a friend do that - came back to an inch of ice on his driveway and a flooded absement - the neighbor called when he say the ice forming and water running out.

    If you know any snowbirds ask them what they do and recommend.

    Be sure your insurance is up to date and will cover you while you are gone.

    Personally, #2 is a better bet especially if you have a friend who needs a place.

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  225. Monitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that there are several networkable monitors for temperature, water sensors, etc. available for sale. Some APC UPS backups used to have optional moduals for temperature/humidity etc.

  226. Or use a P4 to guard against freezes by bigtrike · · Score: 1

    The heat released by most P4 systems will keep your pipes from freezing as well

  227. Don't leave computers there by Control-Z · · Score: 1

    I recently read an anecdote by a computer repair shop owner about a woman who left her computers in her (New England?) summer home every winter and they never would boot up properly come spring. It seemed the freezing and cooling cycles screwed up the circuit boards and chips. His solution for her; take the computers with her when she went South for the winter.

  228. You want an alarm.... by Hulboy · · Score: 1

    Very simple - an alarm does everything that you have asked for, plus covers breakins, etc. Use Ademco equipment (used in banks, armories, etc). Any self respecting geek can wire it up yourself, or you can hire it out. High and low temp sensors are available, water bugs (detect water on the floor), smoke detectors (nice to know when the fire is smoldering, instead of when the neighbors see the flames coming out the roof...). Add in some motion detectors, glass break sensors, whatever you want. You can get a module that allows you to call the house and arm/disarm, check status, speak the temperature in the house, adjust the thermostat, control X-10 modules, anything you want. If you do it yourself, you should be able to do everything I listed here for around $1000. You can get a panel that supports paging (if by some chance you still have a pager), buy a dialer to have it call you, or best yet, pay $10 - $20/month to have it professionally monitored. If something trips, they will call the phone numbers on your list until they find someone to alert.

  229. Dial out Home Monitor System by mr_sdb · · Score: 1

    Telaid had a product called "Tattletail" which dialid out like a modem to a Central Office which would then dispatch proper service. It would monitor Temp, Humidity, Water, and power outage with its back-up battery. Or instead, I think you could have it dial any number, like a cell phone. Then you can dial back into the Tattletale to find out what type of alarm went off. Otherwise the monitor Central Station software is more $$$..... If you are really serious about it, this solution is used in many Back Rooms to monitor Telecomm Eqpt. http://www.telaid.com/salesorproductinfo.shtml Tell them bubba sent you.

  230. circuit breaker for your water by jstooner · · Score: 1

    Check out liquidbreaker.com For ~$1000, it looks like an electrical breaker box only for water lines. It can email you if there's any problems and you can shutoff water over the Internet.

  231. The safe thing is low tech. by macwhiz · · Score: 1

    The most likely reason for your heat to fail and cause plumbing problems would be a power outage. If a storm comes through and takes out the power, all your technology is probably for naught. Most broadband systems can't ride out the kinds of outages the Northeast gets from a good ice storm.

    Based on my family's experience with a vacation home in New Hampshire, I recommend:

    1. Find a neighbor you trust who has a clear line of sight to at least one of your house's windows. If you don't have such a neighbor, obtain one, or move to a neighborhood with trustworthy people.
    2. Go to the hardware store and buy three things: A Honeywell "Winter Watchman" or equivalent, a clamp-on work light, and a red light bulb. The "Winter Watchman" is a simple device with a thermostat that plugs into the wall and turns on power its socket when the temperature is below the set point.
    3. Set up the equipment where it won't be obvious when turned off, but will be clearly visible to the neighbor when on.
    4. Ask the neighbor to watch your house. Tell them about the light. Ask them to check the house if the light goes on, or if there's a prolonged power outage. Give them a spare key to facilitate this, so they can let a repairman in if necessary. This works best if the neighbor is on the same power-utility circuit as you, so they know when your power is out.
    5. Take appropriate safeguards anyway, including draining your fresh water supply, adding antifreeze to all the drain traps in the house, and having your furnace inspected and cleaned at the start of each heating season. Don't forget to have your mail and newspapers held, and call the local police station and let them know you'll be gone -- they will usually keep an eye out for suspicious activity. Let them know your neighbor has approved access.

    No computerized McGuffin will be able to handle the range of scenarios that a good neighbor can...

  232. How to protect a home when away in winter by Larjenerin · · Score: 1

    Motorola makes a product that will monitor your house(video and audio) and you can monitor via the web. One of the periphals is a water sensor that can be installed to alert you when there is an excessive flow of water

  233. Get a remote-site monitoring device by SeaSolder · · Score: 1

    You can get a device that will monitor environmental conditions, as well as contact-closures (such as water sensors, door sensors, smoke alarms, etc. These units can generally send SNMP traps, email messages, or pages over the phone. You can check out www.omnitronix.com as they are a supplier of these devices. You can even wire it up as a security system that you monitor yourself.

  234. not own the place at all by totallymike · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person here who is absolutely opposed to people owning second homes?
    That's property someone devoted to the region could live in. I live in New England, Vermont specifically, and my area is filled with houses empty for 8 months out of the year. It's DISGUSTING. People love the area from May to August, but leave the second the temperature drops. Quit driving up my god damned property taxes, they're high enough as it is.

    Does one person really need to own two homes, when he can only reside in one at a time? There are so many people struggling to find a home at all.

    1. Re:not own the place at all by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person here who is absolutely opposed to people buying two entrees at a restaurant?

      That's food someone waiting to get seated at the restaurant could eat. I go to restaurants, and people throw away half their second entree 80% of the time. It's DISGUSTING. People love to eat the first entree, but leave the second half eaten on the table. Quit driving up my god damned wait times, they're high enough as it is.

      Does one person really need to have two entrees, when he can only eat one at a time? There are so many people struggling to find a food at all.

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  235. I work away from home a lot by simonmsh · · Score: 1

    Based on what I've done, I'd recommend:

    1) Get some *reliable* IP cameras and install them so they can view windows, external doors, etc. so you can see whether someone has broken in. In my experience, webcams lock-up after a couple of days unattended, causing me to worry about whether they've been stolen.

    2) Get some external security lights with motion sensors and wireless transmitters, and some internal wireless motion sensors. Connect the wireless receiver to the serial port of a PC, and write some code so that it emails you when something suspicious happens.

    3) Buy some DS1621 temperature sensors and a soldering iron, and have fun building a chain of cheap temperature sensors that you can install in various parts of your house. See pcTHERM and LundyCam.

    4) Make sure all of the above kit, and your PC and broadband gear are *really* reliable. Expect to spend some time ironing out the bugs. Keep things simple, so that there are less points of failure. Don't install unnecessary stuff anywhere in your monitoring system. Avoid the latest shiny consumer-grade webcams, ADSL routers, etc. This stuff looks good in the shop, but often seems to be designed around the assumption that it will be bounced daily.

  236. Why ask about Digg on Slashdot? by meBigGuy · · Score: 0

    I said eom!

  237. Give me the bat, Wendy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not get a caretaker who just wants to outline a new writing project and prefers isolation to look after the place?

  238. slightly geeky solution. by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    I am sure we can do better than drain the water system, especially since he has broadband.

    how about a PC house sitter, for one thing there is zoneminder http://www.zoneminder.com/ which could be used to set up camera's in and around his home you can configure it to notice changes and control a number of camera's placed strategically around his home port forward to his router and he can check his house anywhere he has net access even generate alarms and notify him when something has changed.

    Of course it runs on linux so should be able to remain up for as long as he needs it.

    come on folks we must be able to come up with some more geeky ways of looking after a house remotely
    this is slashdot we can do better than just the obvious from handy andy :)

  239. Depends on available resources by cheros · · Score: 1

    If the likelihood of disastrous events includes an absence of power you'll have to start with assuming you won't have power when the brown stuff hits the fan (which wouldn't be turning then, but let's leave the metaphors alone for now :-)

    For that situation I refer you to my earlier post (you guys call it a cell phone instead of a mobile phone), but I just realised I don't know if that phone add-on is powered from the phone itself. If not, you still have a problem, and it assumes the local cell is still live if your house power dies.

    Your item 1/2 can be signalled mechanically. Floating switches, thermostats, easy stuff. However, a crystal ball is hard to wire up for item 3, and you best bet is a human eye.

    Which is why getting inhabitants is a better idea than laving it empty - your risk is than equal to the normal issue of being at work during the day..

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  240. Re:Um, that COULD work [SPOILERS] by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

    I'm a big Kubrick fan, and read most Stephen king books.
    The book and the movie are both really good, for totally different reasons. A *lot* of background stuff are missing in the movie, but the atmosphere, filming and actors are so top noch that it simply stands on its own.
    IIRC (been a while...) the particular scene you speak about is a "straight port" from the book though. The whole scene is described in exactly the same way, in fact it feels like King is filming the scene and you only get to see what goes through the lens. No Nicholson, but believe me the emotional pressure that adds up as you turn the pages without understanding why exactly the pressure is building up is a good change.

  241. RODENTS by fortunatus · · Score: 1
    Why has no one mentioned animals? Even if all food is removed, which will lessen the call to ants, rodents for one love to live in the insulation of a home and will make Habitrail systems throughout the walls and nest in places like kitchen drawers. I don't have a solution, but believe me, I've had the problems!! I've simply gone on rampage after the fact, trapping (I release them if they live), killing (the infant's mothers desert them and the adorable things need to be smashed), and cleaning. I've had racoons move into the attic, and unfortunately they are frequently rabid in my area of NY.


    I tend to agree with the "keep it occupied" line of thought, but for only part of the year, if you are not in a ski town, I don't know. If for year-round, then get a management agency that at least can answer a phone and collect rent for you for less than $100/mo.


    Include pest control along with landscape maintenance as an ongoing attention required for the property.

  242. Re:Housesitter! by phamlen · · Score: 1

    Just to reemphasize what the previous poster said: the best approach is to get a housesitter/tenant. Otherwise it might literally not be there when you get back. In our case, not only was our house robbed once but it was then burned to the ground one winter by an arsonist. Trust me, we will never leave another house unoccupied over the winter.

    If you can't find a paying tenant, there are always people who are looking for a place to housesit for a winter. Definitely do reference checks on anyone you get to housesit but I'd bet you can find someone who would be really grateful for the chance to housesit.

    If you can't find a tenant, move all your possessions (all that you don't want to lose) to a storage unit. And make sure you have sufficient insurance for trouble that occurs while you're not there (pipes bursting, roof leaks, etc.)

  243. try a network temperature monitor by Erin+Abel · · Score: 1

    like something from networkedrobotics.com or something.

  244. Nope by ErixTr · · Score: 1

    We ./ers just tell our parents so they can check the basement periodically.

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  245. Re:Housesitter! by thc69 · · Score: 1

    You've brought up another point that I forgot: Insurance. Be sure that your homeowner's insurance and umbrella policy and whatever else cover your house while unoccupied. Ask your agent about it; you may find that you need to buy special (read: expensive) insurance if you want it to be covered while it's unoccupied.

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  246. Environmental Network Monitoring by nkathman · · Score: 1

    I would suggest using something like a single board computer (or embedded ethernet module, ...) with some analog & digital I/O connected to several sensors. On the temperature side, you can use something like the TMP36FSZ ($1.40 each from digikey) to monitor temperature. They will work down to -55 degrees C, so you can actually wrap / glue / ... to some of the pipes you would expect to freeze to monitor those directly. As far as monitoring for water leaks, you can use one of the digital i/o ports on the card, and just connect two wires to it and strip the ends. Leave the stripped ends sitting on the floor, and if water gets to the leads, it will short them out (thus setting off the digital input) and you know there is water there. If you want to get fancy, you can even script things like turning on and off the water with a solenoid valve, turn on and off the heater for short times, ... Your imagination is the limiting factor. A cheap module that is also really easy to program is the rabbitcore modules. They already come with the full TCP/IP stack, web servers, SMTP, etc. If you really want to get fancy, you can use SNMP and have something like Nagios monitor the sensors, and alert on a specific problem. I actually have several of these set up in my server rooms to monitor temp / humidity / air flow using SNMP and Nagios and they work great. I have pictures of the rabbitcores, temp sensors, humidity sensors, etc. If you want to discuss further contact me. Good luck on the new job.

  247. let technology be your friend by djasbestos · · Score: 1

    Sentry guns + surveillance cameras, with enough electricity to power both...besides the initial overhead, shouldn't cost you more than 20 bucks a month, I'd think.

  248. Huh - oops by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Well, there's no Federal regulation concerning the disposal, and most states don't want you to send it down drains after it's been USED in engines - from the metal contaminants picked up from the car. Since it is biodegradeable, we figured it was ok to do.

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    1. Re:Huh - oops by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      It's o.k. to pour antifreeze down drains, used or new (in USA). Antifreeze doesn't get mixed with anything in the car-- it just flows through the radiator. Unless your car leaks something into the coolant system, contaminants are minimal. Usually they just warn you about dumping antifreeze in driveways since dogs and cats find it tasty. Also, car repairs that require you to drain the antifreeze usually end with you filling the car with the same antifreeze. Unrelated, but incidentally, it's o.k. to put microwave ovens in dumpsters, since they have no hazardous materials either. You can check all this by calling you city's hazardous waste disposal unit.