1. I don't want local government providing free wifi on the simple principle that it's not a proper function of government. Government exists only to provide services that cannot be provided by the free market, especially those directly related to government's protective function
So then, I guess the government should stop paying for roads and parks and hospitals?
I want them to pay for the damages they caused by essentially being an accomplice to the thieves.
That's clearly not sufficient. I want them to provide me with a replacement identity, as I can no longer use my old one. I'd like my new identity to be Max Power, and include a harem of women and a jet-setting lifestyle. I've always wanted to be an international man of mystery.
I was writing a paper... on a lined notepad... and then these termites came along, and it was like MunchMunchMunchMunchMunchMunch... And then... like... half of my paper was gone. And I was like... nnngh? It devoured... my paper. It was a really good paper. And then I had to write it again and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind of....... a bummer.
As of February 28, Windows users who purchased their PC will no longer be able to reinstall without calling Microsoft and answering a series of questions.
No-one expects the Microsoft Inquisition!
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Not at all like Slashdot users, eh?
Finally, my cockring has a useful purpose! Thrust-Shuffle-Thrust.
1. I don't want local government providing free wifi on the simple principle that it's not a proper function of government. Government exists only to provide services that cannot be provided by the free market, especially those directly related to government's protective function So then, I guess the government should stop paying for roads and parks and hospitals?
That's clearly not sufficient. I want them to provide me with a replacement identity, as I can no longer use my old one. I'd like my new identity to be Max Power, and include a harem of women and a jet-setting lifestyle. I've always wanted to be an international man of mystery.
I was writing a paper... on a lined notepad ... and then these termites came along, and it was like MunchMunchMunchMunchMunchMunch... And then... like... half of my paper was gone. And I was like... nnngh? It devoured... my paper. It was a really good paper. And then I had to write it again and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind of... .... a bummer.
Didn't you get the memo from the DHS? We are now living in a post-911 world, and that changes everything.
if they could imbed one of these in my penis, I could complete sexual transactions without ever making physical contact. What's not to love?
As of February 28, Windows users who purchased their PC will no longer be able to reinstall without calling Microsoft and answering a series of questions. No-one expects the Microsoft Inquisition!