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An Engineer's View of Carly Fiorina's Leadership

prostoalex writes "There is a pretty damning look at Carly Fiorina's leadership while at HP on TechnologyReview.com. The author was working for HP Labs, the center of invention and innovation for the company, only to be told that nothing exciting will happen in the tech market since it's a mature industry. He left the company in 2003. "The lab was never packed with genius marketers. Carly told us we had no business sense, and that every project needed to make a profit within three years or less. She usually said that right before the research budget got slashed again and more lab employees were laid off."" Update: 03/19 03:13 GMT by Z : As detailed on the TechnologyReview page, they have retracted the story on the grounds that they can no longer vouch for it.

627 comments

  1. Kill Innovation by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now, what Forces Of Evil (FOE) would want to do that?

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    1. Re:Kill Innovation by Xshare · · Score: 1, Funny

      Forces of Evil? The ska band?

    2. Re:Kill Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She has supposedly beeen considered for leadership of the World Bank! Maybe she'll do to it what she did to HP.

    3. Re:Kill Innovation by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

      Well, as soon as you have a shark with a laser printer attached to its head, you have everything you'll ever need, is it not?

    4. Re:Kill Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      She usually said that right before the research budget got slashed again and more lab employees were laid off.

      This is another reason why women should only be allowed to walk between the kitchen and bedroom with a vacuum cleaner in thier hands.
  2. Does this suprise anyone? by Nimrangul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, does this kind of leadership at HP suprise anyone? With the constant garbage they produce and botch-up dealings they make this just explains matters. Alpha anyone?

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    1. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Alpha anyone?

      Alpha? Jeez, what about buying Compaq? Killing Alpha was just part of that whole unbelievable financial screw up. What about when HP cancelled their calculator line? What about getting out of and back into the storage business? What about not paying enough attention to digital imaging when it was exploding? They've got some good consumer level print stuff now, but they are still missing the pro level stuff. What about not capitalizing on HP IP? Jeez, they are buying everybody elses cameras and iPod clones and such. What happened to all of HP's technology?

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    2. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Alpha anyone?

      Alpha was doomed long before Carly had anything to do with it. With or without her, it was dead.

      Fastest Chip? First To 64-bit? Still came in 4th place in sales. Nobody cared except for scientific types and VAX heads.

    3. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Nimrangul · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The idea of the massive scalability of the processors is what made them the fucking bomb, if they had been properly developed under HP's ownership 64 of these suckers would have been very impressive indeed.

      Unfortunately, HP just spent money on buying something to let it die, like everything about Compaq and VAX, for as you can see Tru64 is doing really well with HP's massive backing.

      I wasn't referring to the stupidity of letting a good architecture wither, I was talking about buying it to let it wither.

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    4. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      HP does not innovate. Their slogan is probably the most misfitting. Anyways, the CEO got something like a $10 million compensation package before she exited. The company is nearly identical from the day she started to the day she left. Yeah maybe they OEMed the iPod woooo....

    5. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's more the case that Compaq bought DEC and let everything whither, and by the time it got to HP it already dried up and blown away.

      Look at it from the big picture -- there was going to be massive consolidation in the RISC/UNIX space one way or another. The execs at DEC, Compaq, and HP had that figured out 10 years ago.

    6. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work with clusters at HP, about the time they started messing with Itanic and dumping Alpha. Most of the developers (and even many customers!) seemed to prefer Alpha. Every year the head of our group visited us, one time he was asked why we were ignoring Opteron. Apparently they had some deal with Intel to get Itanics cheap and basically didn't seem to want to know about Opteron despite the obvious benefits. It seemed like they had an excellent product with the Alpha EV-7, and they could have at least started working with Operton. Since I left I've noticed the number of HP entries in the top 20 of the top500 list more than halve! I don't know if they have yet seen the light of Opteron or if they are still struggling with Itanic.

    7. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ms. Fiorina's exit package was pegged at $21 Million.

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    8. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by ezberry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I totally agree with you, but just for argument's sake... Dell doesn't really do an awful lot of innovating either. They resell almost everything they sell and don't do an awful lot of r&d by themselves, but Dell has a market cap > $100 billion, and hpq is not quite $60 billion... so it just goes to show that innovation does not a successful company make. They seem to be competing on two different fronts against the juggernauts in each industry - IBM in innovation and high end servers, and Dell in lower-end resale of conumer and entry-level business products, and are having an identity crises, so they're losing in both segments.

    9. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Master+Bait · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just noticed today that Acer (of Taiwan) has become the 4th largest computer maker in the world.

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    10. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's just HP that thinks like this. I haven't had a single employer in the last 10 years who didn't act or speak in a similar way.

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    11. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by secolactico · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sometimes I wonder why bigshot CEOs and other execs get such substantial packages after leaving a company in disgrace.

      Then I think that maybe they are simply being bought out to act as scapegoat for somebody else or a group of somebody elses. As CEO, they are perhaps the most visible person in a company and they are natural lightning rods for company's bigger blunders.

      This is not to say that Ms Fiorina is not responsible for HP's woes, but maybe, like in Douglas Adams' book, the job of the president is to draw attention away from those who wield the real power.

      (I almost typed "draw aggro". Curse you, Warcraft!)

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    12. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ms. Fiorina's exit package was pegged at $21 Million.

      That's disgusting. Think how many families could live off that much for their whole lives.

    13. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by inode_buddha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remember, HP got the Alpha by way of Compaq, but AMD got the Alpha engineers. Pure irony in some ways, IMHO.

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    14. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Drakino · · Score: 1

      Spme Alpha engineers went to AMD when Compaq bought DEC, but not all of them. The ones left went to Intel when HP and Compaq merged, to work on the Itanic.

    15. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by sunwukong · · Score: 3, Informative

      People here have a very limited view of compensation -- the total value of her exit package is $45 Million .

    16. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by sundog61 · · Score: 1

      Not only do the giant golden parachutes p*ss me off, it galls me that CEOs who fail will find another CEO position to screw up.

    17. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by SageMusings · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and don't forget, She is now being considered to head the World Bank by none other than George Dub'ya.

      She is still some sort of darling super woman to the entire population and represents empowerment to women everywhere. She is a celebrity. No one cares about her performance.

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    18. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by cluckshot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lets be clear, if this $45 million had been chopped into nice neat (average) $250,000 packages to pay house and supply R&D types they would have been able to hire some 180 researchers in a well funded R&D team. Of course the company would rather pay her...

      The reality is that this is what is the matter with the whole of US Corporate America. The CEO's who do little or nothing but talk themselves up get the rewards and inventive types get walked down the hall. The reason for this is a simple little bit of US TAX policy which these CEO types demanded and got passed. It seems that the more money you earn for the company the more taxes they must pay or they will have to move the job off shore to avoid the taxes as Ms C. did. Of course if you make any money, you had best sop it up into CEO pay rather than pay stockholders because of US Tax law as well. This is why US CEO's act like companies are their own private cookie jar.

      Don't give me any replies claiming that this is Capitalism. It isn't! Capitalism pays its investors. This is Faschism in its purest form. Mods get a life if you disagree because this has everything to do with the sort of thinking that destroys money and not what makes money.

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    19. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, computer illiterate people would say hewlett-packard-bell because they were confusing two companies. Thanks to Carly, Computer literate people say hewlett-packard-bell because we are comparing two companies.

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    20. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      One of the Alpha (peace be upon it) engineers I know (who also orignally wrote what is now gcc) went to Microsoft to work or something to do with hardware standards.

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    21. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by slam+smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's rarely a good idea to ask the fox to guard the hen house. It's fairly typical for CEO's to serve on the boards of different companies. So they "scratch" each others back.

    22. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been thinking the same thing all along, especially since Fiorina announced the planned merger with Compaq. I mean, it sounded stupid, it seemed stupid and, guess what? It was stupid.

      Do you get moderated out if you say stupid multiple times in a post? :-)

    23. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! I actually know one of the members of HP's board (Jay Keyworth) that was pushing for the merger, and a strong critic of the Hewlett kid that they pushed off the board. Indeed, I do think you're right in observing that the board was calling the shots - including the hiring of Carly and the merger.

    24. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by javiercero · · Score: 1

      Most Alpha design people ended up at intel actually... the DEC/Intel settlement forced a lot of the ppl in DEC side to work at intel, and most Alpha designers had been transferred to Itanium. And a few months ago, HP sold off most the Itanium design team to Intel. So Intel has far more ppl from Alpha than AMD does by a loooooooong shot.

    25. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      AMD, however, seems to be getting a lot more benefit from their Alpha engineers than Intel is getting from theirs, judging by the chips' success in the marketplace (or lack thereof).

    26. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by rsbroad · · Score: 1

      Good point. Dell does not do its own research and development.
      Instead Dell's R&D is subsidized by the governments of Tiawan and Korea.

      Dell is not the competition in R&D. For HP (and Dell) to perform their own development, they would have to compete with nation-states.
      The average US company does not have the resources of even the small nations of Japan, Korea, and Tiewan.

      Almost all dynamic ram is made in these countries. As are laptop/portables, and Dell PC's. At some point these countries will get tired of waring with each other, and will notice that they have an oligarchy.

      On that day, Dell will vanish in a puff of smoke.
      All that will remain of HP will be it's own researched and developed products.

    27. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by wwwillem · · Score: 1

      Just like Windows NT and therefore W2K, XP, etc. was developed by ex-VMS engineers.

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    28. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Dell doesn't really do an awful lot of innovating either.
      Perhaps they don't innovate in technology, but weren't they among the first PC makers to move towards lean manufacturing?
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    29. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Matje · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you're missing the point. dell innovates on the marketing, sales & logistics front. Selling PC boxes is a logistical problem, not a technical one. You should compare dell with a supermarket like Walmart. Saying that Dell doesn't do a lot of R&D itself is like noting Walmart doesn't design and produce everything it sells. well duh.

      of course someone needs to design the products that are sold by Dell (and Walmart, for that matter), but that's not dell's function. it is more sensible for them to let others take the design risk, and simply make money reselling the succesful designs.

    30. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      The reality is that this is what is the matter with the whole of US Corporate America. The CEO's who do little or nothing but talk themselves up get the rewards and inventive types get walked down the hall
      This is why big companies sometimes go bust. When a company's growing, investors are happy to pour money in, but then when the company stabilises, investors want to see where their money's going. If I'm a stockholder, why should I invest my money into an unaccountable R&D department with no guarantee of when the next big thing is invented. In management, everything must go into a Ganttt chart, invention is difficult to put into a Gannt chart. People keep saying that past performance is not a gurantee of future performance, so why should I allow HP to invest so much of my stock money in R&D simply on the basis of past performance. Can HP labs guarantee when the next innovation is going to come out?

      Throwing a pile of money into a Department or business and hoping for an outcome without a Ganntt chart is what happened in the dot com boom. Is this the only way?

      Don't give me any replies claiming that this is Capitalism. It isn't! Capitalism pays its investors. This is Faschism in its purest form
      It's Capitalism, HP's share price is going up, not down. The company hasn't gone bankrupt yet, and isn't even in bankruptcy protection! It's doing pretty well. If HP ditches R&D completely, then IBM can increase its R&D size so that they'll get the revenue from R&D activities instead, and increase their marketshare.
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    31. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Killing Alpha was just part of that whole unbelievable financial screw up.

      Screw up, as in mistake? Think carefully about this. Even as corrupt and useless the FTC was, would they have let Intel directly buy (and kill) the Alpha development team? That wouldn't look good in the eyes of the competition promoting government.

      Now, let that slip through this bigger deal. They won't notice, right? Apparently, people really didn't notice. Who's the real evil one in control? Who (company or individual) gets to gain the most?

      Someone mentioned Bob Palmer in a very negative sense and I totally agree with that, but that was way before all this. Think more in the present, like Michael Capellas and of course, the one this story is focusing on.

      Saying this as an anonymous coward might not mean much, but when I learned Bob Palmer was on the board of directors for my company, my desire to look for a new job went up by an order of magnitude. And the way things are going now, my desire to quit is still going up.

    32. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also made quite a few pieces of electronic test equipment like VOM's, freq analyzers, communications test equipment, o'scopes, signature analyzers etc.. I'm out of the industry now so I do not work with them any longer but did that division get wiped as well?

    33. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Lee+Cremeans · · Score: 1

      The test and measurement stuff got spun out to Agilent with the semiconductor division, IIRC.

      -lee

    34. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by FatTux · · Score: 1

      I agree, but there is another plausible motivation: some key members of the board and the CEO make a "behind the scenes" deal where the CEO will pay secretly a sort of "commission fee" based upon the package value. So the board will tend to approve the greatest values they could without being investigated.

    35. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      in management, everything must go into a Ganttt chart, invention is difficult to put into a Gannt chart.[...] Throwing a pile of money into a Department or business and hoping for an outcome without a Ganntt chart is what happened in the dot com boom
      You seem to think a Gantt chart is a financial device. It isn't. It's a project planning tool.
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    36. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by cluckshot · · Score: 0

      It appears you have a distorted view of Capitalism. Capitalism PAYS INVESTORS when it earns money. This system will never pay investors. Now as to the Gantt chart you are correct except one thing. If you as an investor actually got paid for those hot earnings from R&D you would be most happy to go to the well again and take the risk.

      The depth to which this is Faschism is at full definition level. Carly didn't build her plants, she expected Industrial Development Boards to do that. When they got cold feet she became the proponent of offshoring. (Take note investors --- YOU LOST ON THIS!) Offshore she could go into the full depth of corporate government partnership where everything became total Faschism.

      I have seen this first hand having actually handled the paperwork on such deals. Let me just lay the pattern. In the mid 1980's when this crap really got started I was running a Cabinet Shop and wanted to really start growing. When I went to my bank who routinely loaned me lots of 90 day money and asked for some 2 year money secured over 500% with property they turned me down. I went to the recommended classes by the local banks on raising the money. The gist is: (1) Give a big donation to the local officials who are on the town council for their reelection bids. (2) They get the Industrial Development Board to build and equip your factory and even train your people using "School Tax Money." (3) Your factory and its equipment is tax exempt. (4) You keep the money flowing to the local / state officials and all will be happy.

      When I call this Faschism I know exactly what I am talking about and I have been there to see it in action. I have actually handled the paperwork on such deals. This crap is why I am not a Cabinet Maker now! I got out because it was clear that the bankers didn't want to allow me to grow. Remember in the USA if you actually try to grow by Equity the IRS destroys your efforts so don't give me the crap about why didn't you try to just save etc. If you equity fund you have to take it out of your customers.

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    37. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it happens, but if I'm investing my money in a tech stock, I expect there to be some R&D that goes nowhere, and to take it on trust that well managed R&D often delivers results.

    38. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bob Palmer was on the board of directors
      Geesh.. isn't that jsut fantastic.. the board of freakin directors.. I mean seriously, have you ever seen anyone who actually works on a board of directors? They get just sacks of cash to show up what, 6, 8, times a year and frolic about statements and audit and maybe get a hard-on about "corporate governance"??? This whole boardship is nothing but "buddy-buddy" for exploiting company "leadership" types who want "mo money".. ummm good!! Green good!!! Greed good!! ummm good mo money!! Ahoooogaa!! Show me the money...
    39. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      It's rarely a good idea to ask the fox to guard the hen house. It's fairly typical for CEO's to serve on the boards of different companies. So they "scratch" each others back.

      Excellent point.

      Most foxes will choose to eat the chicken right away, never mind if the chicken is laying golden eggs.

      I've always thought that upper management and the board of directors should be given stock compensation that can't be sold for a minimum period of time, say 5 years. This would help them to focus on the longer term health of the company more than on getting next quarter's EPS to exceed Wall Street analyst's expectations.

      Any fool can get EPS to increase in the short term by cutting research, quality control, firing expensive employees and other measures that would be suicidal for the company's long-term viability.

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    40. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by lovswr · · Score: 1

      The got spun off into a company named Agilent. The make some of the best damn SDH/SONET Add-Drop test sets in the world. However at about 185,000 USD my company wants to replace the 20 or so we have with freaken' BRTU's! :( Damn I hate Heikemian.

    41. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's really just nepotism. In most companies, the Board of Directors approves things like company loans to executives, their compensation and termination packages, etc. The terms on those loans are often outrageous, and in the past they have had very vague payback terms, especially in event of termination of employment. But because most board memebers are also corporate executives at other companies, it all ends up being a bit self-serving, sort of like Int'l Olympic Committee delegations to review sites for hosting olympic games.

    42. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because AMD sees them as: "Hey, this hyperchannel stuff...how do you do it?"

      Intel probably sees them as: "Hey, you, with the shiny PhD, come over here and put that fancy degree to purpose by doing the grunt work for the Intel engineers."

    43. Re:Does this suprise anyone? by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      It appears you have a distorted view of Capitalism. Capitalism PAYS INVESTORS when it earns money. This system will never pay investors.
      It does pay. A while back I bought some HP shares, the shares went up and I sold them. I got my money back and then some.
      Carly didn't build her plants, she expected Industrial Development Boards to do that. When they got cold feet she became the proponent of offshoring. (Take note investors --- YOU LOST ON THIS!) Offshore she could go into the full depth of corporate government partnership where everything became total Faschism.
      My God! Well to be honest, I'm not surprised, I'd expect this sort of mafia corporate-government collusion thing to happen all the time, just look at Bush and oil companies. I'd imagine in third world countries it would be much more. Thing is, HP share price is still going up and giving me (the investor) more money.
      If you equity fund you have to take it out of your customers.
      Yup, but I don't see a problem with this, nobody's forcing the customers to buy stuff. To avoid tax, instead of putting profits on the balance sheet, buy a small property for business storage or whatever, sell it and buy a bigger one, then sell it and buy a new store.
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  3. And she want's to run the World Bank!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "nothing exciting will happen in the tech market since it's a mature industry"

    So is that it with the planet then? "I'm sorry, the planet is mature, nothing more will happen, history has ended. Please make your way in an orderly fashion to the exits..."

    What a boring woman!

    1. Re:And she want's to run the World Bank!? by dago · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... or run the US Patent & Trademark Office ?

      Ref. "Everything that can be invented has been invented." (Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899)

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    2. Re:And she want's to run the World Bank!? by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

      Well isn't this what "end of history" by fukuyama is all about ?
      When "history" is stopped you can start to build a nice feodality.
      Start by replacing inventors, developper and other neerds by nice "business administration masters". And let them stall any progress since this is just a distraction from the "real work" : corporate politics.
      [smile]

    3. Re:And she want's to run the World Bank!? by rnturn · · Score: 1

      You can imagine what folks in the developing world must be thinking: "Um, we are all hoping that she doesn't get the change to do to the World Bank what she did to HP!"

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    4. Re:And she want's to run the World Bank!? by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      But who will oversee these red-tapers so that there are no advances in the methods of halting progress by red-tape?

  4. Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is some talk about her running the World Bank.

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/01/news/international /worldbank_wolfowitz/?cnn=yes

    1. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by cmowire · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet that'll make the anti-globilization folks happy. They've been wanting something to happen to the world bank. :)

    2. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by multiplexo · · Score: 5, Funny
      I bet that'll make the anti-globilization folks happy. They've been wanting something to happen to the world bank. :)

      I wonder if we could get Carly to take over Al Qaeda, in three years goodbye threat of terrorism, and I'd imagine that when you leave Al Qaeda you don't get a 20 million dollar severance package, probably just a bullet in the head and a shallow grave somewhere in the Afghanistan plains.

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    3. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, she couldn't happen to a nicer organisation (except maybe the IMF).

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    4. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by DarkSarin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know, interestingly enough, even though I don't have much against globalization, I still hate the world bank! Amazing, huh?

      Globalization, short of virtually every gov't in the WORLD passing laws against multinational corporations, WILL happen. It is inevitable. At some point, governments will do the same thing (EU, perhaps), and eventually, someone will find a way to create a TRULY effective multinational gov't.

      The US was an attempt at such. The concept was largely independent states united in an effort to protect themselves from more powerful enemies, such as (at the time) England. Originally (as I understand it), the concept was for states to retain most of the power, but the fed to have power for defense against foreign powers, and to make sure that no state did anything to violate the constitution.

      How far we have strayed...

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    5. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      The US was an attempt at such. The concept was largely independent states united in an effort to protect themselves from more powerful enemies, such as (at the time) England.

      Perhaps, but to compare this with global government is way off base. The most important difference is that there was a credible threat to the burgeoning colonies. Hollywood has been trying to come up with a credible global threat since mid-last-century (space aliens, asteroids, global warming, terrorism, etc), and people mostly still aren't buying any of them.

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    6. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      The IMF and the World Bank are the same thing. The World Bank is the money-force (American-based) behing the IMF (European-based). If she takes down the World Bank, the IMF will go too.

    7. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're not exactly the same thing. In fact the two organisations seem to dislike and distrust each other. I have a book called "Globalization and its Discontents" by Stiglitz, the former chief economist of the World Bank, in which the author blames the IMF for all the bad stuff ("It wasn't us, it was them!"). It's interesting, but its dominant tone is one of self-justification. Still, I think you're right, if Ms Fiorina gets her claws on one, it'll bring the other down as well.

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    8. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1
      People that want another kind of globalization will not be happy about this.
      Look at the lousy "e-inclusion" program that was supposed to bring ICT to "the rest of the world", in reallity it took large chunk of philantropy money away from real philantropy projects and created unfair competition to local businesses.
      And when the PR release is done, nothing is left
      So the program will be:

      loan occidental tax payers money

      share between large us companies and local politicians

      do something useless

      slap a huge debt on the local country

      let them pay the debt with their natural ressources sold at a discount

      make sure through patents and GME that they have no chance to pay back with their work

      make a nice PR before the fan hits the wachalmacalit

    9. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the world bank goes bankrupt,
      will the Vogons forclose on Earth?

    10. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of an old joke:

      What would happen if the Soviet Union invaded the Sahara desert?
      Nothing. Then in ten years, there would be a shortage of sand.

    11. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by kaalamaadan · · Score: 1
      The US was an attempt at such.

      The other examples include Soviet Union and Yugoslavia. Hmmm.

    12. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      probably just a bullet in the head and a shallow grave somewhere in the Afghanistan plains

      What makes you think this shouldn't happen to incompetant corperate execs?

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    13. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What makes you think this shouldn't happen to incompetant corperate execs?

      Umm, 'cause there isn't a whole bunch of shallow graves?

    14. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by multiplexo · · Score: 1
      > What makes you think this shouldn't happen to incompetant corperate execs?

      Umm, 'cause there isn't a whole bunch of shallow graves?

      A two word solution to that problem - "log chipper".

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    15. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US was an attempt at such. The concept was largely independent states united in an effort to protect themselves from more powerful enemies, such as (at the time) England. Originally (as I understand it), the concept was for states to retain most of the power, but the fed to have power for defense against foreign powers, and to make sure that no state did anything to violate the constitution. How far we have strayed...

      ...and now everyone thinks the American Civil War was about slavery...

    16. Re:Fiorina's comeback: World Bank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the US' first attempt, the Articles of Confederation, were an abject failure. Sort of like the organization of Major League Baseball, with its "commissioner". The federal level had absolutely no leverage over the states, and the states had no central guiding purpose, other than to screw the other states.

      Then, in 1787, all those smart-aleck types, like Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, etc., got together and actually figured out what they REALLY wanted to do and what they were really against and somehow got most of the state's political forces to buy-in, and thus we have the US Constitution.

      Of course, now we're kind of back to the same problems. Political people as well as bureaucrats are like tarbabies. They get a little power here, a little influence here, with some bartering and horsetrading, and, they have the self-control of a meth addict when it comes to not spending money.

      And then throw in multi-national companies...

  5. Seems like this backfired... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In mid-2002, HP's labs became solely focused on finding ways for other businesses to save money.

    Seems like this kind of backfired on HP's "We re-did NASA" marketing campaign, shortly before the Columbia crash.

  6. I had no idea she was that disliked by jerkychew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Check out the sidebar to that article, printed back in February. You know you're doing a bad job if your ex-employees open champagne upon hearing of your leaving. Wow.

    1. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >You know you're doing a bad job if your
      >ex-employees open champagne upon hearing
      >of your leaving. Wow.

      I'm sure the gigantic KA-CHING! of a cash register ringing up her severance package drowned out the cork popping. The first rule of bad management: If someone in the company hates you, they're a "disgruntled employee". I'd suspect Carly dearest subscribed to that notion with a vengeance.

      At the time I was an EDS employee on an HP contract; I saw similar (though more subdued) celebration when EDS's Dick Brown left, with sincere hopes that Carly would be next. As is was, the contract left before she did. No matter, I still got a good laugh out of it when she finally took the door.

    2. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you kidding? Whenever she made plant trips, she had to come in a back door, had all the chairs in the presentation rooms secured to the floor, and free of small solid objects. Hard core HP'ers LOATHED Carly. I'm surprised that one of them didn't try to put a bullet in her head before she left.

    3. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by SunFan · · Score: 4, Funny


      I bet IBM, Sun, and Dell all celebrated, too, seeing HP go down the tubes. What are HP going to do, now? Somehow hire back all the people who knew everything?

      I think HP should buy Infinium Labs and go into the game console business. Put an Itanium in them and sell them also as bathroom space heater entertainment center combo units. Bonus points if they put a toilet paper roll holder on top and put an Elmo spin brush in the box.

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    4. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Funny that you mention IBM. They were Carly Fiorina's real employer, and her mission was to destroy HP. It looks like she pulled it off.

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    5. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by killjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where I work they buy the worst toilet paper in the world to save money. This stuff is like sandpaper. Mind you this is a company worth around a billion dollars.

      So don't make fun of providing toilet paper, especially if it's nice and soft. Hell I'd switch companies if somebody offered me the same pay but better toilet paper.

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    6. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked there for a while. EVERYBODY HATED HER, she was a complete bitch and totally incompetant. Who she sucked off to get the job, only she knows. But she didn't get it based in Merit, that's for sure.

    7. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell I'd switch companies if somebody offered me the same pay but better toilet paper.

      Hey, just forget toilet paper entirely, and make sure you sit in everyone else's chairs during meetings or when they are away from their cubes. Hack into their webcams and laugh at them spend hours trying to figure out if the smell is from them or the air vents or their neighbor, etc.

    8. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by loraksus · · Score: 1

      You really can't imagine the level of hostility between the employees and her / upper management.

      Perhaps something like "press ganged sailors that have been on half rations for a month on a British sailing ship that is sinking because her drunk captain thought it a better idea to have a sailor whipped for stealing food instead of ordering to crew to fire at the enemy" would be appropriate. I'm sure the Germans have a word for that...

      "Parties in the aisles" is not hyperbole - pizza, cake, booze, music - all that was missing was the sound of canon balls rolling down the deck.

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    9. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The War on Toilet Paper is not unique. On big outsourcing contracts, they squabble over toilet paper and handtowels and phonelines, as if contractors can get by without..

    10. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      You know you're doing a bad job if your ex-employees open champagne upon hearing of your leaving.

      In fact, you know before that; If your employees keep champagne in thier desks ready for when you leave, you're doing a bad job.

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      "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
    11. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by F1re · · Score: 1

      Where I work (30 employees) I use the same unisex toilet as the owner's girlfriend. We have great toilet paper!

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    12. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Where I work, the problem's the dispensers. They're those big, 18" diameter jobbies. Once the roll is halfway used, the tensile strength of the paper isn't enough to overcome the friction at the hub, so the paper breaks with three sheets in your hand. And it breaks inside. So you have to reach up and diddle the drum round till you find an end. Then repeat. I don't know what it costs them in lost productivity - or rather would do, if I wasn't playing monopoly on my mobile phone anyway.

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    13. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah! If they can afford champagne, you're paying them too much.

    14. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes for a great job interview:
      "And why do you wish to leave your current position?"
      "Ah, good question. Because the toilet paper was too rough. You guys have Charmin Ultra here, don't you?"

    15. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not you company saving money directly, it is probably the cleaning company.
      Normally, a cleaning crew is brought in on contract. For a fee they provide all cleaning and consumable supplies and the personell to do the work, your company only provides them space to store their materials and possibly a slightly larger room for bulk storage/meetings. Some cleaning companies just provide the people but I do not believe that is common. Of course your company could request they use better toliet paper but might require contract negotiations. I work at a law firm and we have nice soft toilet paper.

    16. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The John Wayne paper...
      Rough and tough and doesn't take shit from no one.

    17. Re:I had no idea she was that disliked by drew · · Score: 1

      when i was in college, one of the guys who i lived with hated the toilet paper that they purchased for our bathrooms, so he kept his own roll in his room and would take it to the bathroom with him when he would go.

      it was great fun to irritate him by hiding his toilet paper roll, or swapping it with one of the rolls from the bathroom...

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  7. HP innovation doesn't quite cut the mustard... by kraiken · · Score: 1

    I did a 12 month placement at HP labs in the UK (Bristol to be exact) from Aug 2002 - whilst in the process of merging with compaq and with management slashing the research budget. At least I was insulated a bit from the fray - and it was 'interesting times' but probably for all the wrong reasons. Suffice it to say the project I was doing was miss-managed despite being praised by the upper echelons of the labs. Nevermind, now I've graduated from UMIST (now Manchester Uni), with a BSc (Hons) 2:2 in Computation and I'm earning not much more than I was paid for my placement year. My job is with a small internet company near Manchester. I'm OK, I just wonder about the people still working at the labs around the world- and the rest of HP's staff, never mind the management.

    1. Re:HP innovation doesn't quite cut the mustard... by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Heh, I visited that lab at one point... they showed us the CoolTown stuff, you know, that wifi iPAQ plus RFID or whatever it was; you'd walk around an exhibition with it, and when you got near enough to a given exhibit, it would start to play a corresponding soundtrack. The trouble was, it wouldn't mix/fade from the soundtrack you had before; it just cut from one to the other. This blindingly obvious flaw rather detracted from the whole 'immersiveness' of the experience. Rather than 'walking from room to room', it felt more like channel surfing.

      We asked if they'd thought about, y'know, smoothing the transition between exhibits. They said, well, it was funny that we'd mention that because so many other people had made similar comments, but no, they hadn't pencilled that into the project as of the present time (or similar phrasing).

      Much as I hate to speak ill of the probably jobless, the attitude was a bit surprising in a research lab :-/

  8. more D than R by Wansu · · Score: 5, Insightful


    To me, this rabid fixation on short-term profits is a bigger threat than outsourcing -- it is killing our ability to make astonishing things.

    This has been the case with many companies since the mid 80s. Their R & D is alot more D than R. Many of the most admired technology companies of the 60s, 70s and 80s are gone because they ate their seed corn.

    The rabid fixation with short term profits is a problem cut from the same cloth as outsourcing.

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    1. Re:more D than R by OverlordQ · · Score: 1, Interesting

      yup, american companies gotta show a profit or the CEO will find his ass on the street, whereas the Japanese companies who stole alot of industries away from us are in it for the long term. Nno profit this quarter? Oh well, we'll make it up.

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    2. Re:more D than R by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      stole alot of industries away from us are in it for the long term

      They didn't "steal" anything. It's a free market. If a Japanese produces a better product then an American company, it's not stealing.

      So either play the game, or look to change the game, but either way quit whining.

    3. Re:more D than R by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "To me, this rabid fixation on short-term profits is a bigger threat than outsourcing -- it is killing our ability to make astonishing things."

      Actually, they are related. HP and similar companies are moving their R&D to low-wage countries and getting the same research for less money. Experts are far cheaper there and the laws of physics are the same. Thus, it is cheaper to research say new printing technologies there.

      What is going to be more cost-effect and productive: A lab of 50 PhD's in the US or a lab of 200 PhD's for the same price in India or Indonesia? And, they don't need to be "close to the customer" because they are researching physical processes, not customer preference.

      The US is becoming a big ball of marketing while the "real" work is done in low-wage countries. If you are a true-blue geek who wants to do cutting edge stuff and don't have a family, then try to move overseas. The rest of us better pick up some Dale Carnegie.

    4. Re:more D than R by cgenman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's funny, but having grown up in the 80's and having matured into computing in the 90's, by then HP had already started to fade. Their computers were notoriously crash-prone, their inkjet printers were slow, and their calculators seemed badly out of date compared to the very user-friendly TI stuff (I know about the power of the HP, no need for a flame war). And since then they've only gotten worse. My entire impression of HP, for my entire life, has been negative.

      It's really kind of heartening to think back to what HP had done, and why so many companies and people still foolishly hold it in high regard. They really were a tech powerhouse in the 70's and early 80's, before they started rebranding iPods with the slogan "Invent." People gave HP a break for a very long time because they had built up a degree of cred, cred which they have been shamelessly squandering for many years.

      But people still care about them. It's kind of heartening that way. Like thinking about your Grandfather when he was young, energetic, and happy, rather than the grumpy, senile jerk he has become.

    5. Re:more D than R by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of Japanese companies try and have a 10 year outlook. Yes, they worry about profits in the short term - it still matters - but they also try to have a long term 10 year plan, and are willing to take short term lack of growth if it positions them better in their 10 year plan.

      Want a really odd example? Consider "Hello Kitty". It's a silly fad right? Except they've actually been around, continuously, producing "Hello Kitty" products for over 30 years! That's some surprising staying power, and is in a large part due to long term planning to keep the brand relevant in a changing world. Were a similar operation being run by a current US CEO it would have unbelievable growth for 3 quarters, saturate the market, fall out of favour, and be dead 2 years.

      Never underestimate the power of long term planning.

      Jedidiah.

    6. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree fully with this post. The Engineering Glory Days at HP must have been before I ever encountered them. Their computers (including HP9000) always seemed like mediocre junk and they had already become known as a Printer Company by the early 90s.

      Carly's execution might have been awful, but her basic premisis was correct -- HP was never going to be a mini-IBM, so it made sense to cut back on pointless R&D and pimp their well known brandname on consumer junk.

    7. Re:more D than R by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, they are related. HP and similar companies are moving their R&D to low-wage countries and getting the same research for less money. Experts are far cheaper there and the laws of physics are the same. Thus, it is cheaper to research say new printing technologies there.

      The problem there is that you end up training a bunch of tech leaders in some other country who then found companies and brutalize us in the marketplace. You get what you pay for.

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    8. Re:more D than R by dustmite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's basically a modern get-rich-quick scheme for CEOs and shareholders etc. Get in, cut out any costs that only pay off in the long-term (i.e. R&D), report increased profits, pay out huge bonuses, get out. Company may collapse or suffer badly afterwards, possibly putting thousands out of work, but you don't care because you retired a billionaire. It's become a kind of plague on western economies during the last few decades. These people are just "cashing in" on the efforts of their predecessors. The problem is most CEOs are not going to be around long enough to reap the rewards of the R&D being spent now, and they know it, so there is no incentive for them personally to manage the company well. In the "old days" this wasn't such a problem because the culture was somehow different, you just didn't do that, you thought about the long-term; the trend of bonuses paid out proportionally to 'performance' seemed to cause a kind of cultural shift in the way people think about running companies. CEOs are paid far more disproportionately now, siphoning off massive amounts of wealth from the economy .. most ordinary "middle-class" workers today can't afford to live as well as their parents did even when both husband and wife work, unlike their parents when probably only the man worked .. why is this? Because more of the wealth is taken by the few at the top, and the economy runs less efficient. In theory Darwin should sort this out, i.e. companies that invest in R&D should have greater survivability in the long term, but for now it seems this problem is just not going away.

    9. Re:more D than R by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Let's hope...

    10. Re:more D than R by Psychopundit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I fail to see how Hello Kitty is relevant to this world. In fact, the prospect of it ever becoming so is truly frightening.

    11. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post. It's obvious that upper management is greedy and is only interested in short-term profits so that they can get bigger bonuses. At the high tech company that I work for, the V.P. killed some job openings in the U.S. and pushed for outsourcing the new jobs in India.

    12. Re:more D than R by servognome · · Score: 1

      The problem there is that you end up training a bunch of tech leaders in some other country who then found companies and brutalize us in the marketplace
      It's happening anyway, 50% of engineering/computer sci PhDs are earned by foreign born students

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    13. Re:more D than R by Khalid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's basically a modern get-rich-quick scheme for CEOs and shareholders etc. Get in, cut out any costs that only pay off in the long-term (i.e. R&D), report increased profits, pay out huge bonuses, get out. Company may collapse or suffer badly afterwards, possibly putting thousands out of work

      In fact, most of the time this is pension funds fault which owns much of the corporations today; they are asking companies unreasonable return on investment, about 10%, or even 15% or 20% sometimes, this is completly crazy ! trees don't grow to to the sky as they say. To make such huge profits, CEO are obliged to offshore all what can be offshored, cut their workforce and especially their R&D.

    14. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were a similar operation being run by a current US CEO it would have unbelievable growth for 3 quarters, saturate the market, fall out of favour, and be dead 2 years.

      I swear children's TV shows follow this model, push all sorts of crap toys, then once one generation of toddlers are ruined, start fresh with the next batch.

      Every time I turn on the TV, it seems there is a new shitty cartoon with arbitrary plots. Kids would just as well watch static.

    15. Re:more D than R by DeepRedux · · Score: 1

      Barbie has been around for 45 years, produced by Mattel, a publicly traded US corporation.

    16. Re:more D than R by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Darwinism doesn't say that at all.

      There are more than a few scenarios when a small agile company tries to think long term still loses, because big giant short term T-rexes eat them whenever they poke their head out. The T-rex is still doomed mind you, but it will destroy everything in its path meanwhile.

    17. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      So how is Japan's economy doing these days? I swear to god, the fetish with all things Japanese on this board is frightening. Remember back in the 80's when the Japs were going to take over the entire US? Remember the hysteria as Japanese companies bought up scads of real estate in the US? Remember how after their economy cratered US investors bought everything back for pennies on the dollar for what they were sold? Oh, they skipped that part in "Japanese Fetish 101" class did they?

      Yeah, those Japanese, friggin non-stop geniuses.

    18. Re:more D than R by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Barbie has been around for 45 years, produced by Mattel, a publicly traded US corporation.

      Indeed it has. Notice that I was talking about current US CEOs. In the past long term planning was far better. You may note the general decline of Barbie as a successful brand (relatively speaking) over the last 10 years under more "modern" management of Mattel.

      I am not complaining about the US, merely the recent trend amongst Western (the US simply being the worst example at present) CEOs to focus almost solely on short term profits, often to the detriment of long term viability.

      Jedidiah.

    19. Re:more D than R by thogard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In case you haven't looked at the US debt... The US Japanese slowly sold off their land holdings and bought US bonds and now own more than US citizens do.

    20. Re:more D than R by ArhcAngel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And here is where the problem of solving problems lies! You now have 200PhD's solving the problem from THEIR perspective. You ever noticed several people will look at a problem and each one of them will come up with a different, sometimes conflicting, solution? Have you ever had a conversation with someone who believed something so totally absurd to you but to them it was completely rational? Some of the greatest inventions of the last century were complete accident/mistakes that came about because someone was thinking outside the box and dared to try and achieve something great. They may not have achieved what they were hoping for but their inventions changed the world nonetheless. The majority of these off shored PhD's are wrote scientists. They follow the path already etched out for them and ever so slowly etch a little bit more. There is nothing wrong with this approach but it will rarely achieve the kind of breakthrough wanton reckless abandon to scientific principles will achieve in the same amount of time. Hewlett & Packard were tinkerers who thought big and were also smart enough to start their own company. Carly didn't start the process of spinning off hp's true core business unit (now Agilent Technologies http://www.home.agilent.com/) but she did let it happen. For anything to really last there has to be a balance of PR/R&D/BST (Blood Sweat & Tears). She tried to rob Peter (R&D) to pay Paul (PR) and it caught up with her.

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    21. Re:more D than R by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The problem there is that you end up training a bunch of tech leaders in some other country who then found companies and brutalize us in the marketplace. You get what you pay for.

      By then the CEO retires, and kicks back in his/her giant Jakuzi to watch the fire he/she created.

      Emperor Nero lives.

    22. Re:more D than R by Triones · · Score: 1

      Because of US's dominance in science and engineering research, the best PhDs are found in US.
      All the best college grads of India (usually IIT) come to top US grad schools for PhD.

      I'm not sure if there's any significant academic science/enginnering research in indonesia though... it probably won't be easy to find 200 'mediocre' phds there.

      But these days research labs in China are feasible, because you can actually attract the good US-PhDed chinese to move back there.

    23. Re:more D than R by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The majority of these off shored PhD's are wrote scientists. They follow the path already etched out for them and ever so slowly etch a little bit more. There is nothing wrong with this approach but it will rarely achieve the kind of breakthrough wanton reckless abandon to scientific principles will achieve in the same amount of time.

      "Only Americans can innovate" is probably a dangerous stereotype. I have not seen any clear evidence of that. Japan has one of the stodgiest cultures around, and their huge economy relies heavily on cutting edge technology.

      If managers encourage and reward high stakes thinking, the employees will respond. Besides, if you have ever been to Vegas you will realize that Asians love to gamble.

    24. Re:more D than R by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      But when was the last time a little girl you knew begged for something really interesting of Barbie? "Barbie" as a US company has taken to selling more expensive stuff to fewer and fewer little girl fans. The key is that the little girls of today see Barbie as just another over-marketed toy...not as a part of growing up. They won't be getting the next-generation market like they have this one. If you're 30, your parents and grandparents worshiped Barbie as little girls...often they kept them to hand down. Today's little girls have so much meaningless junk that they won't pass it on to their kids...

    25. Re:more D than R by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      And that somehow makes it more morally acceptable?

      It certainly doesn't mean anything to the people that lost their jobs.

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    26. Re:more D than R by Ma�djeurtam · · Score: 1

      But Barbie and Ken have broken up a few days ago.

      The times they are a-changin'

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    27. Re:more D than R by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I would finger the decline of Barbie being more the fault of increased feminism and females rejecting the "feminine" image for their daughters, and less a case of poor marketing.

      Though, I suppose that if they'd simply change barbie from a balloon-headed bimbo with disproportionate body parts to something a bit more "GI Joe"-like (the large 12" models), which are proper human proportions (albeit a bit more muscular), then they might be able to change things. But then, they'd not be barbie.

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    28. Re:more D than R by dustmite · · Score: 1

      True! Good point .. the Darwinism thing would only really work if the playing field was level and dominant players weren't continually finding ways to artificially keep new players from being able to enter markets.

    29. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      japanese economy stinks, but japanese companies are kicking butts as ever. what fetish?

    30. Re:more D than R by dustmite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You make it sound like CEOs are forced/pressured to increase profits for the benefits of others. Then how do you explain that it is the executives who are increasingly benefitting personally? Google for "Historical Trends in Executive Compensation": "Soaring executive compensation during the past two decades ..."; "In the early 1940s, average executive salaries fell by 25 percent"; "The real value of CEO compensation grew at 8.4 percent per year during from 1980 to 1994"; "The compensation of the top 100 CEO listed in Forbes's annual survey on executive compensation was 59 times larger than the average production worker in 1979 but 311 times larger by 1999".

      Executive compensation has shot through the roof in just the last two decades. This money is not going to pension funds, and has nothing to do with them, this is basically money going directly to the personal bank accounts of the executives. If CEOs were obliged as you say to deliver increasingly greater returns to the pension fund, there would be downward pressure on their personal compensation packages. The opposite is true.

    31. Re:more D than R by INetUser · · Score: 3, Insightful
      . . . . HP and similar companies are moving their R&D to low-wage countries and getting the same research for less money.

      No, I think that they are thinking that they are getting the same research for less money. I don't believe that they are getting the same thing.

    32. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Do you really think that they are going to hire 200 PhD's in India or Indonesia?

      Somehow I really doubt it. I actually really doubt that they will hire even 50.

      There are very good reasons why 50 PhD in US cost 200 PhD in India. It is the cost of living and quality. Once the quality of engineers will match (and it will match, the companies are spending a lot of money to train all those Indian software developers and call center employees) the cost of living will have to equalize. The cost of living will rise in India but it would also mean that the cost of living in US will drop. Perhaps significantly. You know it is a zero sum game and India and Indonesia have significantly bigger population then US (about 15 times bigger if you count China as well) . It would mean that the quality of life in US will nosedive.

    33. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant stole, like stole the ball in basketball.

      He obviously understood the need for r&d to remain competitive ...dumbass

    34. Re:more D than R by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Once the quality of engineers will match...the cost of living will have to equalize.

      Yes, but that may be 30 or so years away. There are large untapped poor people in India, and around the world. South Africa is becoming an outsource source because it was also a British colony once. Brains are plentiful now thanks to the Internet. India etc. won't be satisfied with entry-level stuff, and will work their way up the ladder.

    35. Re:more D than R by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      It is precisely this ability to adapt while managing to somehow retain the core image that "Hello Kitty" has been so good at though, and was precisely my point.

      Jedidiah.

    36. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Say what you will, transational corporations are freaking *rich*. It's not entirely clear that a rogue startup could potentially topple an American-based corporation with deep, deep pockets. I suppose innovation is a powerful thing, but then, so is having billions of dollars.

    37. Re:more D than R by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's morally unacceptable about one business competing with other businesses.

      American companies have been doing it to businesses in other countries for years. Now that it's happening to you, you start whining.

    38. Re:more D than R by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My girlfriend assures me that they have "Hello Kitty" washing machines (and other household appliances) in Japan - now _that_ is disturbing.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    39. Re:more D than R by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant stole, like stole the ball in basketball.

      And your point is?

      Stealing the ball in basketball is well within the rules.

    40. Re:more D than R by taniwha · · Score: 1

      hell - they invented the iPod (the first hard drive based portable mp3 jukebox) ... by 'they' of course I really mean DEC WRL/Compaq Research ....

    41. Re:more D than R by DuctTape · · Score: 1
      The rest of us better pick up some Dale Carnegie.

      Yah, so we can find out the best, and most sincere way, to say, "You want fries with that?".

      DT

      --
      Is this thing on? Hello?
    42. Re:more D than R by dnoyeb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you know that Japanese employees tend to stay with the same company their whole life? And that the management you see at the top is usually old because they _worked_ their way to it from within the same company.

      So they don't have an issue with loosing their braintrust.

      Japanese auto industry is going to roar back with a vengence and kick the living shit out of us within 10 years. And Korea, and China, and dare i say Europe...

    43. Re:more D than R by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I suppose innovation is a powerful thing, but then, so is having billions of dollars.

      Billions in the bank aren't much help against somebody in a third world country that primarily sells to other third world countries.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    44. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      True! Good point .. the Darwinism thing would only really work if the playing field was level and dominant players weren't continually finding ways to artificially keep new players from being able to enter markets.

      I think you are mixing up Capitalism with Darwinism. In nature, there are no rules and often dominant players are continually finding ways to stay dominant. If Darwinism cannot explain a natural scenario, the theory is pretty much useless.

    45. Re:more D than R by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I work for a pension fund and know people at mutual funds and the grand parent is more right than wrong. We (the entire investment community) pretty much expects an investment to grow equity at about 15% annually (it generally has to be faster than the S&P). The reason executive compensation has soared over the last several decades is that the few people who have consistently shown the ability to do this (keep their company on a growth rate of 10% annually) are well worth the money they are paid. However, they are exceedingly rare and you do not want to loose one once it is established that they can do this. Imagine the market impacts if a Jack Welch had been hired away from GE in 1999 to say Honeywell because he was peeved that GE didn't pay him enough. So the practice has become over pay (as if they were a top performer) for a few years while a CEO establishes a record, if they are a performer your investment is golden if they are not fire them and try again. It's a lot like a lottery with tickets that cost a small fortune (but with even bigger payouts--a decent sized company that becomes a consistent returner of 15% over two decades will probably be worth about times what you bought it for (starting at say $1 billion and going to $60 billion--to the big investors in the company paying a CEO even $25-50 million per year is pretty small potatoes, if he can maintain that performance and sell the ability of the comapny to keep up with that hurdle for 20 years or so. Once they have failed they are replaced with the next person. I don't think it is right or fair, but from the viewpoint of the large investors it is more rational.

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      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    46. Re:more D than R by babble123 · · Score: 1

      It's happening anyway, 50% of engineering/computer sci PhDs are earned by foreign born students Yes, but how many of them end up staying? More than a few, I'd wager.

    47. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes further than that. Why do you think the US can spread it's agenda in the world? Whether you agree with it or not, it beats being told what do do by some foreign power. Brutalizing you in the marketplace is the short term view, and should be the least of your worries. What will be the state of world affairs 50 years from now? Are you willing to give up your nation's advantages so easily to make a bunch of MBAs millionaires?

    48. Re:more D than R by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      Wansu finished with:
      The rabid fixation with short term profits is a problem cut from the same cloth as outsourcing.

      I was going to post a (virtual) +5 Insightful mod for G.S.'s "Carly's Way" article but here's a real +5 Insightful post to add it to. :) Good points, G.S. and Wansu.

      rd

    49. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No one is outsourcing to Japan.

      The fact is that breakthrough innovation happens in "expensive" countries - Japan being one of them. Japanese are stodgy socially and culturally but not technically.

      "Cheaper" countries like India, Mexico, Romania, Brazil etc - where of the outsourcing is going - are not the centers of innovation because they can't afford to spend a whole of money on R&D. Instead they have become good at copying and slightly incrementing it.

    50. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT IS THE POINT! Moron.

    51. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice explanation, but it doesn't really answer the question of how CEO pay has become so bloated recently, i.e. over the past 20 or so years.

      I think that it is fairly well understood that it has far more to do with CEOs' very cozy relationship with their boards than anything else. I learned that first in b-school in the early 90's, and have seen plenty to confirm it since.

    52. Re:more D than R by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to give up your nation's advantages so easily to make a bunch of MBAs millionaires?

      What the hell do you think?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    53. Re:more D than R by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      What makes you think it's a zero sum game?
      Usually economics are not a zero sum game and I doubt it is in this case.

      Mycroft

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      https://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4c3ed6600b6ea
    54. Re:more D than R by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll agree that boards are not what they should be, and think that most of that arises from two big factors, index funds and the current size of companies. Index funds are big investors and they could care less how any company they own performs, as a result they are usually the largest investors in big companies (no one else has the money to be that big an investor in GE, Citi etc) and they vote based on what ISS (a CYA consulting firm) tells them to vote. A rather relevant case is the HP Compaq merger ISS came out in approval giving about 9% of the ownership of HP to managment.
      Also a corporate raider generally cannot buy enough of a big company (say over $10 billion in market cap) to elect his board and change the company's course. While Gordon Gecko is reviled as a worst case guy, someone like him would have bought up HP years ago and sent Carly packing if it were a $6 billion company rather than a $60 billion company.
      Hopefully, once the boomers (who blindly believe that domestic large cap equities excess returns will cover their almost total lack of savings) retire and pull money out of the market, I expect that valuations between public and private firms will become much closer and a decent number of public firms will go private. The problem with cozy boards is that the directors are not generally large stockholders (who they are supposed to represent) the directorship of a company should include large shareholders rather than people who get a few thousand shares granted them annuall (and probably sell them pretty quickly). The tricky part is that what benefits the large shareholders may not benefit smaller shareholders. That balance is a whole lot easier to manage than the current managment shareholder balance that has consistently shifted in favor of managment for many years.

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      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    55. Re:more D than R by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      "Only Americans can innovate" is probably a dangerous stereotype.

      You just proved my point. I didn't intend to imply anything of the sort but that's what you saw. Why? You have been exposed to a different set of external influences that led you to see something I never even thought about when I wrote it. So to say it another way, the CIO may have a particular idea how he wants something done and he conveys that to an employee who grew up around the world from him and proceeds to implement what he "interpreted" his boss said to him. The CIO is furious because it wasn't done the way he saw it in his own mind but the spirit of the design was honored by the employee. It could happen either way. The CIO could be from the US or Japan or China or anywhere.

      --
      "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
    56. Re:more D than R by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      No one is outsourcing to Japan.

      I did not mean to imply that. I was talking about stereotypes of Asian culture.

      ... are not the centers of innovation because they can't afford to spend a whole of money on R&D. Instead they have become good at copying and slightly incrementing it.

      The US started out like that in the early days also. I remember from my history books the guy who stole factory plans from Britain and ruined that field in Britain. I guess it's payback time because their colonies are using their Englilsh to take away office work :-)

    57. Re:more D than R by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      Carly never read this book (Built to Last: Successful Habits of Visionary Companies

      That's really about it. That book has HP ALL over it, but if it were re-written today, every HP mention would have an asterisk next to it.

      When you destroy innovation and employee morale, you are going to go nowhere.

      HP stepped over a dollar so that they could save a nickel. And in the long run, Fiorina got the Nickel, HP's stockholders got jack shit.

      --
      Berto
    58. Re:more D than R by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend assures me that they have "Hello Kitty" washing machines (and other household appliances) in Japan - now _that_ is disturbing.

      How about a Hello Kitty toaster that toasts the image of Hello Kitty onto all your slices of toast for you. Just what every discerning person needs.

      This is part of their rather cunning business plan though: they have a billion different ideas for weird ass Hello Kitty products, but they drip feed them onto the market rather than just saturating it with everything they can think of. They also pull huge amounts of stuff after only a few months. Basically that means there's an ever going churn of Hello Kitty products, providing washing machines and toasters one month, cell phone faceplates and DVD players the next.

      No I don't, nor will I ever, understand the facination with Hello Kitty. It's hard to deny the company their success though: they just keep on trucking along.

      Jedidiah.

    59. Re:more D than R by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How is it relevant? I cannot think of a more fitting toy for Carly than a Hello Kitty vibrator..

    60. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory Darwin should sort this out, i.e. companies that invest in R&D should have greater survivability in the long term, but for now it seems this problem is just not going away.

      A common misconception of Darwinism. Darwin does not say that entities more likely to survive will tend to proliferate. He says that self-replicating agents that induce greater reproductive success will tend to proliferate.

      What are the potentially "replicating agents" here? It is *not* innovative companies since it is illegal to replicate another company of an innovative variety (patents, trade secrets, copyrights, etc... all block this.).

      However it is possible to replicate certain strategies at the individual executive level. That is why "slash and burn" (while paying yourself a large bonus of course!) is so popular. (There are no patents on this sort of management style.) It is the replicating strategy that pays off for the entity that can replicate! Growing the company and delivering real long term shareholder value does not pay off.

      Remember, for a professional money man in Wall Street, the secret to job security and bonuses is not so much being right while others are wrong, as much as it is not being wrong while others are right. Going with the herd pays off. (How many heads rolled after the dot-com crash? Probably fewer than the heads that rolled of people who steered customers away from dot.com stocks during the bubble.

    61. Re:more D than R by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      She tried to rob Peter (R&D) to pay Paul (PR).

      I don't mind the robbing Peter part, but I'm offended that I'm portrayed as being (PR) when in fact I am more (R&D).

      - Paul

    62. Re:more D than R by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      I recently read a report from the CIA that research isn't as important as it was once thought to be because communications links ideas more quickly.

      It said that the emphasis on research in the neo-tech countries, India, China, etc., might not pay off for them because they can't retain their IP.

      --
      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
    63. Re:more D than R by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      These people are just "cashing in" on the efforts of their predecessors...

      Stand on the shoulders of giants and then kick the legs of the giants out from under them? What long-term purpose does that serve?

    64. Re:more D than R by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Having billions of dollars isn't very important to a public company. Just because a company has a lot of money saved up doesn't mean they can just hang on, losing money year after year; the stockholders will demand a change, possibly even the dissolution of the company and return of the capital to the investors.

    65. Re:more D than R by n9fzx · · Score: 1
      "Only Americans can innovate" is probably a dangerous stereotype.

      This is true historically in only the narrowest of senses. The reality is that the great majority of practical innovations in use throughout the world originated in the United States, and that innovation has driven the US economy since WWII.

      Until now.

      The Clinton Administration killed off the bulk of government technology research funding ("corporate welfare", don'tcha know), while the current generation of Harvard MBAs views research as a double negative -- unpredictable and long-term. Since research is a 3-5 year pipeline at a minimum, nobody noticed at first.

      Until Now.

      Japan has one of the stodgiest cultures around, and their huge economy relies heavily on cutting edge technology.

      Japan relies largely on the US to innovate; they largely handle the next stage in the pipeline (perfect and variate). Notice that, for example, Japan has a thriving semiconductor industry, but has never successfully challenged the US lead in microprocessors.

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      ...-.-
    66. Re:more D than R by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Japanese auto industry is going to roar back with a vengence and kick the living shit out of us within 10 years. And Korea, and China, and dare i say Europe...

      They already have. Toyota has surpassed Ford to be the #2 automaker in the US.

      --
      There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
    67. Re:more D than R by ramblin+billy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe the problem runs much deeper. The fault lies in the ascendance of the belief that accounting should be the overriding system in the control and evaluation of businesses. When individuals far removed from the actual activity of the business make decisions, especially strategic decisions, they always use "the numbers" to inform those decisions. This results in those decisions being more about the accounting of the business than the business itself. Accountants don't create companies. Engineers, inventors, and dreamers create companies. The problem is that a successful company will almost always reach a point that requires a large capital influx to move to the next level. At this point the financial establishment creates points of influence and control in the company's management. Before long the people running the business have almost no relation to the business being done. They do not deal in real things - a product you can hold in your hand or a person you can look in the eye - but instead in symbols - numbers. You don't 'down size' a person, you 'down size' a number. The focus is on the numbers not the real products that motivated the public to give the company their money in the first place.

      So now the upper management of the company has a different agenda. Their priorities place the welfare of the business, its employees, and its products below the welfare of their actual employers, the investors. The founder of the business may still be around, but now he is President, subordinate to the Board, the CEO, maybe even the CFO. None of these people are in the business of whatever the company actually does, they are in the business of making money. Specifically, using the business to make money for the investors. Money, especially the imaginary money of 'creative capitalization', is nothing if not portable and the ability to move money quickly results in a 'what have you done for me lately' mind set. Thus the investors are not interested in the long term health of the company, the lives of its employees, and its contribution to society. These issues are addressed only when it threatens the bottom line, otherwise, its better for the 'numbers' to buy time with the marketing department, cut costs by 'down sizing', or reduce product costs. Any employees not directly necessary to create revenue - r/d, customer service, positions with cheaper outsourced alternatives - become part of a number, the cost of doing business. In the world of accounting, people are not being laid off, research is not being abandoned, and jobs are not being removed from the economy. Costs are being 'down sized.' If the company fails, so what? If the industry fails, so what? It's not like management is really IN the IT(or whatever) business. They're in the money business. There's plenty of companies they can make money from - one way or another. That's why no one even questions that the CEO of a technology company is qualified to run the WB. Upper management knows THEY'RE going to be paid despite the empty pension fund, bankrupt accounts, and long line of creditors. They know because the people who pay them are also in the money business. And that's just the way it works. Don't believe it?...run the numbers.

      billy - just cause it's my job doesn't make it right

    68. Re:more D than R by dduck · · Score: 1
      None that I know personally. I for sure didn't...

      For the other guys (Brazil, France, Italy, India...) the reason was that they made anything from 2-10 times the money they would make at home, and learned tons while doing so. They stockpiled the money at home, and used it as a nest egg or as capital to found their own companies at home. The only guy who staid -- for a while -- was French. He had the lowest ratio of US pay to native pay (except for me -- see below), and is leaving now as the US corp has slashed all research, and his promised job as manager has basically turned into managing the single remaining person in the lab, who's job it will be to eventually turn off the lights.

      As for me, the ration of US pay to Danish pay was just about 1, but in Denmark I work 40 hours rather than 80, have 6 weeks (not days - weeks!) of vacation, have national health benefits, live in a place that is VERY affordable compared to New Jersey, my friends and family and SO and University is here, PLUS I have had some success in starting my own business here, which will open it's US branch this week.

      I guess the point is that the US is far less attractive to foreign ph.d.'s than you guys think. The work environment is TERRIBLE! The benefits are lousy or non-existent. The hours are long. Management stinks. A lot of the current "social IT" innovations come from other places (Europe, Japan, Korea...), and hence those places offer a better climate for innovation in such areas.

      You couldn't pay me enough to make me work in the US again - ever. Sorry! I love the country and it's lovely, friendly people, but the work environment is simply not attractive.

    69. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marx said that capitalism will fall because its internal contradictions. Thanks for appoint them to me. Now I think you are a commy.

    70. Re:more D than R by BlackShirt · · Score: 1

      if they have phd, they are already trained

    71. Re:more D than R by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I completely agree.

      While the average consumer only thinks of printers and computers (I doubt most people even realize HP makes calculators), the average engineer or scientist thinks oscilliscope or spectrum analyzer or HPLC or GC or any number of other highly specialized intstruments. Granted, Carly came up with the bright idea of spinning off all those lines.

      Granted, HP isn't the best in all of those areas. Actually, they probably aren't the best in most. However, they do make very good products overall, and they are fairly widely used and from an integration perspective they are often a good choice.

      Then again, they need to get their UV/Vis software into the 90's. The most recent XP-compatible version of the software they sell is still limited to 8.3 filenames (it was released only months ago). I'm amazed they can find a computer that can support a development platform that can actually compile something that doesn't use win32 or better.

      Ok, maybe you are onto something after all...

    72. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but a company with billions of dollars isn't just wealthy - that wealth can be used, say, to spread immense amounts of FUD about a small competitor, undercut their prices long enough for your engineers to reverse-engineer, simply outlast them... or even buying them out and making the founder so damned wealthy he's willing to sign a non-compete.

    73. Re:more D than R by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Actually, they are related. HP and similar companies are moving their R&D to low-wage countries and getting the same research for less money.

      Horse-poo. Human tallent is not the biggest expense in R&D and moving out of the US does little to curb - in fact it often increases facilities and equipment costs by a factor of two or three. And increases travel costs by a factor of 4.

      Fact is that when you move R&D out of it's original home, you often lose the culture and the ability to invent and trade it in for small incremental improvements.

      A lab of 50 PhD's in the US or a lab of 200 PhD's for the same price in India or Indonesia? And, they don't need to be "close to the customer" because they are researching physical processes, not customer preference.

      Inventing marketable tech isn't an excercise in pure physics or chemistry. You have to be able to spot a diamond in the rough - or you never find the real marketable invention. Cutting costs on R&D is cutting cost in R&D. Rarely does cutting costs in R&D do anything for anyone. Witness HP's track record of market leading innovation over the past few years (LOL).

      Regardless, small venture funded companies are generating the most innovation in the US anyway.

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      -- $G
    74. Re:more D than R by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Who cares what the long term effects are.

      Shareholders want their stock price to go up. They can always find some sucker to sell their stock to if the company fortunes start to change.

      The problem with the stock market is that it is very short-sighted.

      The value of a stock is in theory the book value of the company (that is, what you'd get from selling all the buildings/etc) plus the time-adjuated-value of all future earnings, divided by the number of outstanding shares. So, if the buildings would sell for $1 billion, and it will make $100 million next quarter and then go completely out of business, and it has 1 billion outstanding shares, an appropriate stock prices is about $1.10.

      Now, suppose the company has the same book value and number of shares, but won't make any money next quarter, but will be solvent for 100 years, at which time it will have $1 trillion in earnings. The stock price would probably be even lower. Why? Simple - while it will be around, it won't do anything for the investor for the next 100 years. The stock price would steadily rise, and in 100 years it would be worth $1001/share, however the rise would be exponential, and nothing at all would happen for the next 10-20 years (maybe it would go up a dollar in two decades - doubling an investment in 20 years isn't a big deal). It is only growing at about 7% - and you can get most of that kind of growth from a safe investment like a bond.

      From an economic perspective, next year's earnings are far more valuable than next decade's. Hence, stock price rises when you cut long-term R&D. It just isn't profitable to invest in those areas.

      The problem is that we run companies to make money, not to generate value for society. Society does benefit from technology developed over decades, since the members of society and the people they immediately care about last about 100 years. (That is, just about everybody will either live that long themselves, or at least they really care for somebody who will be around in 100 years.)

      Investors also benefit from highly liquid markets. This year invest in HP, next year invest in IBM, and so on. Employees, on the other hand, can't move their families every two years to work for a different R&D lab on the other side of the country because of the oscillating fortunes of various companies. So, those who are investing have incentive to have industry churn which keeps things lean and mean. Those who are working want stability.

      I'm not sure what the solution to all this is. The problem is that pure economics don't really address the needs of society here. Or maybe we really just don't need better technology so quickly. I don't know.

      One solution might be more public R&D funding. Maybe a nation would invest in a technology and make it available to any company provided that their company stock can only be held by members of that nation. (It doesn't make sense to tax French citizens to benefit "French" companies that are 95% owned by Americans, who then take 95% of the rewards of the research.) That is one problem with research - you benefit more from not spending your own money on it, but rather leaching on somebody else...

    75. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention hitting them with bogus patent lawsuits.

    76. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Usually economics are not a zero sum game
      Usually, economics is singular, 'tard.
    77. Re:more D than R by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Once the quality of engineers will match (and it will match, the companies are spending a lot of money to train all those Indian software developers and call center employees) the cost of living will have to equalize.
      Will it? Why?
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    78. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The value of a stock is in theory the book value of the company (that is, what you'd get from selling all the buildings/etc) plus the time-adjuated-value of all future earnings, divided by the number of outstanding shares.
      Bull FUCKING shit. You know nothing. You might want to look up "going concern", then you'll at least know one thing.
    79. Re:more D than R by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Japanese auto industry is going to roar back with a vengence and kick the living shit out of us within 10 years. And Korea, and China, and dare i say Europe...

      Watch out USA! Yugo cars are coming to kick your ass!

      --
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    80. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because the good old us of a is full of far superiour beings, the detritus of evolution in other countries can't possibly be as intelligent / innovative as we are. white power!

    81. Re:more D than R by INetUser · · Score: 1

      No, not white power.

      If you are developing products for a culture, it's best to understand and live that culture to best develop products for that culture. This is especially true for software, at the user interface level, as well as the data modeling level. This is not a barrier that is easily overcome.

      Historically, the US R&D has been the most innovative, out of box thinking, and passionate in closely held beliefs that go against the mainstream. It appears to be founded in our culture to not readily accept existing boundaries (rugged individualism). The US culture appears to be unique in this facet.

      This is not to say that there cannot be quality research from other cultures, clearly this is the case and there are many examples, to many to site here (Russia, Israel, etc.). Just that they are arriving at solutions from their cultural perspectives. It's just that unique quality of US culture, and therefore reflected in it's R&D efforts and results, that is based on the US culture is not easily replaced.

    82. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan relies largely on the US to innovate; they largely handle the next stage in the pipeline (perfect and variate). Notice that, for example, Japan has a thriving semiconductor industry, but has never successfully challenged the US lead in microprocessors.

      What a load of crap. Japan is leading the world in robotics research.

    83. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless, small venture funded companies are generating the most innovation in the US anyway.

      I've heard that venture capitalists are pushing the companies to outsource to India to cut R&D costs.

    84. Re:more D than R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's business. I don't know that I've ever meet an engineer or geek that didn't think that there could be more research.


      Closing the deal and converting research in to product is the bread winner. Further, there are industry ratios for RandD expenditures, I think in the 80s and 90s 10% of the profits being pumped back in to RandD was about the average, how did IBM turn it around? They lowered their over 20% down to about the industry averages.


      That's exactly what HP will do and what Sun will do, it won't have the same flavor, they got big and soft and so the real world is going to be a bitchslap but they will perservere the storm, they will work really really hard and they will become profitable companies again. It's not going to be through research though, it's just selling more and spending less and when they have money the research will return. Very few tech companies are technology companies, MS never was and it's be a recent thing, compaq never was and they were huge. It's a bitter pill but that's business.

    85. Re:more D than R by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how many of them end up staying? More than a few, I'd wager.

      20 years ago they would all try to stay becuase there were no oportunities for them at home. US companies would snap them up and give them good stable jobs and funding to do innovative work. Now they get treated like crap when they get out of school, and there are opportunities back in their homeland, so they go home when they are done getting their education here.

      Now here is the killer - the best of the foreign PhDs would become leaders in US industry or professors at US universities, and train the next generation or start the Ciscos and so on. Guess what - they are now doing that in their home country. No longer does the US attract and keep the cream of the technical talent world-wide.

      We are basically slitting our own throats thanks to the shortsightedness of the quarterly results syndrome that drives the prices on the stockmarket.

      There are still benefits to running a company in the US - access to capital, lower taxes and more flexibility in managing the workforce, and worker productivity are advantages over most anywhere else. But no longer can you say that the US has an essential monopoly on the top engineering talent.

    86. Re:more D than R by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      It's not entirely clear that a rogue startup could potentially topple an American-based corporation with deep, deep pockets.

      Depends on how you define "topple".

      Which scenario sounds better to you:

      Get your Ph.D. in America and then,

      1. work for big-American-company for $50k, 60 hours per week, and if you get less done than the next up-and-coming kid you're out on the street.

      2. go back home and start saving cash (you make 1/5th the salary, but still live like a king). Then start a competitor to big-American-company. Big-American-company gets upset and buys out your company. As the "loser" in the race you are forced to retire with only $50 million in buyout money to show for your trouble.

    87. Re:more D than R by pben · · Score: 1

      If there is anyone that is more short sighted it has to be a shareholder. After all they can sell it any time, pay a small fee to the broker and take the loss or gain on his taxes.

      The shareholders got what they wanted. It probably wasn't the same share holders as the ones when she was hired, but it was the same short sighted jerks saying screw the employees make sure you pay me first. After all the person I bought these shares from, who but these shares from, who bought these shares from... put money in HP and he wants cash out.

    88. Re:more D than R by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1


      It said that the emphasis on research in the neo-tech countries, India, China, etc., might not pay off for them because they can't retain their IP.


      You do have to be able to bring it to market too. But if you can you have a huge advantage over #2, regardless of IP etc.

    89. Re:more D than R by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1

      Real research is dead for the company I work for too. We have an R&D department, but everyone is involved in product development.

      Essentially, what this means is that the products we are selling now are fundamentally the sames ones that we sold in the 1970s when ICs swept the market.

      Only the details are different now: Instead of using 74xx DIP packages, we use big integrated ICs with SMT. The actual inputs, outputs, control lines, and logic are more or less the same.

      Of course, nowadays, none of my senior managers could actually do any of the work of those under them. Sure, they all have MBAs, but they don't actually have any conception of what their direct reports need to do.

      It's sad. Asian companies don't seem to have been bitten by this kind of stupidity yet, and they will completely steamroll over North America sooner or later.

    90. Re:more D than R by aussersterne · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but this just isn't true.

      I hear this a lot... "American PhDs are real PhDs, the overseas ones just went to high schools that try to issue PhDs" or some such.

      If you've ever been to any of our top schools, in any field, whether it's MIT for science and technology or Chicago for sociology... OUR TOP PROGRAMS ARE FULL OF FOREIGN STUDENTS.

      The foreign PhDs that we are outsourcing to are in many cases the top of class students from our best schools, while the American PhDs that must be paid four times as much are the B and C students from the same programs.

      Sure, there are some idiot foreign PhDs. Do you have any idea how many bland, idiotic American PhDs are out there in the work force? Let me assure you, there are enough that we never, ever need to worry about running out of them.

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    91. Re:more D than R by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the lab of 50 PhD's in the US tends to do better for long-term innovation. The ability to "think outside the box" is not as common in most underpaid countries. But industrial efficiencies are well within their typical skills, often because they worry less about EPA and worker safety and stepping on the toes of departmental prima donnas.

    92. Re:more D than R by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, isn't the idea of a going conern that it will generate future earnings?

      Seriously - if you thought that a company would never generate earnings - why would you buy its stock?

      If it does generate future earnings, then it is a "going concern".

      I'll admit that there are other intangibles like branding and IP and such that go into the value as well. However, if a company has buildings worth $1 billion and is likely to make another $2 billion over the next 10 years, you probably can't support a market cap of $50 billion...

    93. Re:more D than R by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      That actually depends on the index a company is listed at.

      Let me give you an example: Probably one of the best car makers on theis planet is Porsche. You may not like the car, or you can't afford it, but it's a fact that cars manufactured by Porsche are of outstanding quality in their engineering, resale value and technology incorporated in them.

      While it is a corporation operating with money from the stock market, Porsche is not listed in any of the important indexes for one simple reason: They do not publish quarterly revenues, a requirement needed to be listed in the Dow Jones or DAX indexes.

      Porsche management is not interested in short term profits, they want to keep the company productive, innovative and competitive and need investors with a long breath and a belief in the company's unique values for the next decades, not quarters.

      Fund managers avoid Porsche for that reason and boy, this has done wonders for Porsche, not being dependent on some short term sucker's idea of a company.

      Yes, I will buy a Porsche for sure, because I know that people working for this company are part of a long term strategy and I'd like to reward them for their commitment to this, not to some stupid fund manager's wet dream of cashing in.

    94. Re:more D than R by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      The hip hop Bratz are one of the major reasons for the decline of Barbie. I'm not sure how much it has to do with modern feminism

    95. Re:more D than R by bluGill · · Score: 1

      "Only Americans can innovate" is probably a dangerous stereotype. I have not seen any clear evidence of that.

      You have not seen evidence because it is not true. However if you look close you will find evidence that some countries do much worse at encouraging innovation and the thought processes that lead up to it.

      Remember, all generalizations are false. There are smart people in nearly every country that do creative innovation. There are plenty of uncreative people everywhere. Taken as a whole the US tends to be more innovative.

      In the case of Japan, they are known to do a pretty good job, but their process is not the same as the US, so their results are different.

    96. Re:more D than R by transatlantique78 · · Score: 0
      Watch out USA! Yugo cars are coming to kick your ass!

      You're kidding, but for instance Skodas (now part of Volkswagen) are nowadays high-end cars...

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    97. Re:more D than R by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I did a quick check and it looks like 50% of the stock is held by a few families. That is a good recipie for long-term success. The company is essentially only 50% public.

      As long as the company is owned by people who have an interest in the company beyond just the stock dividends for the next few quarters, you can sustain practices like Porsche's. However, one the founders are gone, the stock often gets diluted, and at that point there is no leadership for the company beyond that of the mutual funds, who will quickly impose quarterly reporting, etc.

      I have worked with a fairly small company that is privately owned. The owner has virtually no turnover - and employees are expected to even make up sick time. However, a worker right out of college starts out at about $35k, and will most likely get a 100% bonus on average each quarter. $70k out of school is a good recipie for no turnover.

      They also have barbeques out on the lawn, and the owner fitted the cafeterias with 5.1 surround and plasma TV. The guy is raking in a small fortune, and he doesn't care that he could be raking in an even bigger fortune. If the company were public the fortune this quarter would be well and good, but they'd be doing cost-cutting to improve on it the following quarter.

      As a result of private ownership, the guy has a very stable workforce which is highly satisfied and motivated, and anybody will come in on a weekend if the company needs them. He is quick to cut dead weight, but good workers do not fear for arbitrary headcount reductions from on high. His customers can count on stuff getting done on time, and they can expect to be able to talk to the same guy working on their projects at the bottom of the ladder year after year.

      You can even have a personal touch in a huge enterprise. However, what kills it really fast is when no amount of profit is enough.

      I once heard a speech at a big fortune 500 company - they said "We are !", of course trying to build employee loyalty. After all, the employees are the company, right? WRONG! The employees work for the company, but the company is really just the investments of the shareholders, and they are the ones that come first. Sure, working hard probably does tend to make one last longer in the company, but nobody is under the illusion that the company exists as some sort of collective.

      Employees need good leadership. They need leaders who show a genuine interest in them - those are the leaders who will get good quality of work. When the leader is more interested in which department made the most money, the employees will respond by playing games...

    98. Re:more D than R by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The reality is that the great majority of practical innovations in use throughout the world originated in the United States, and that innovation has driven the US economy since WWII. Until now. The Clinton Administration killed off the bulk of government technology research funding

      I am not sure government-funded research projects were very successful anyhow. And, their non-defense results were usually available to the world for free.

    99. Re:more D than R by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      That would be fine, if only they actually delivered on that promise. By and large, they get a lot, but deliver hot air.

      Not to mention, why is there an expectation of 15% growth anually? Is there some law at work I am not aware of? ( I expect that kind of growth in my wages, but somehow, it eludes me... )

      Perhaps this is a treadmill we ( as a society ) should get off. Let the CEO prove performance, then get the rewards.

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  9. Dominatrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'd love to have Carly as my personal dominatrix, though.

    Crack that whip on my pale white ass, make me lick your boots and worship your holiest of holys. Let me be your sex slave!

    1. Re:Dominatrix by ink_13 · · Score: 0

      We need a (-1, Disturbing) mod.

  10. Essay: The Valley is a Harsh Mistress by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 0, Troll
    Idiotic management and greedy venture capital will beat hard work and genius every time in the struggle to determine which company will succeed and which are doomed to fail.

    Who will be next, to take the hopes and dreams of their employees and investors down with them?

    It's at GoingWare's Bag of Programming Tricks.

    I mentioned two companies that were still alive, but on the ropes at the time I wrote the essay - Be, Inc. and Working Software. Now both are gone, with not even a domain name to mark their graves anymore.

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    1. Re:Essay: The Valley is a Harsh Mistress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. This must be Marketing Day at Goingware.

  11. Anyone else find it funny... by The+Hobo · · Score: 4, Funny

    That at the top of the page, an ad for HP shows up?

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    1. Re:Anyone else find it funny... by ogonek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that's funny. I didn't know there were people left who don't use ad-blockers!

    2. Re:Anyone else find it funny... by Frogmum · · Score: 1

      Haha, I was waiting for someone to say that. You win.

    3. Re:Anyone else find it funny... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Ad blockers? What do you need that for? Don't you automatically filter out ads and billboards by now?

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    4. Re:Anyone else find it funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you automatically filter out ads and billboards by now?

      Do you not find that to be a losing battle? Fuck ads, I'm not even going to risk looking at them by accident.

  12. No one cares... by Atomic+Frog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...all they want is money. Look, Carly got something like a $20million package (maybe more)for getting fired. Would _you_ care if you knew that's what you would get for screwing up?
    Possibly, if that mucked up your reputation. But inexplicably, IT DOESN'T. Rumors are she's on the shortlist to head the World Bank? WTF???

    Nobody on the board of directors (board of fat cats more like it) really cares either. Or possibly they are impossibly dumb.

    Look, how many of the "frontline troops" could tell you that the Compaq-HP merger wasn't any good and would amount to not much?

    Unfortunately, it isn't just HP. It's nearly every CEO and board of directors.
    Hands up those of you on Slashdot who _knew_ the AOL-Time Warner was going to be bust? Yes, those of us in the field and half a teaspoon of wit knew that didn't make sense and was doomed to disaster. Yet the supposedly "wise and experienced" board didn't see it coming?

    Fact is, these stupid maneuvers are are win-win-win for the board, CEO's and the stock analysts. They don't give a damn what happens to the company.

    Now Mr. Hewlett and Packard, they wouldn't pull this sort of shit because it was their own baby.
    Founder of IBM had some pretty good rules too, they treated customers and employees _right_. But since he went, it's been all downhill (except for profits).

    1. Re:No one cares... by Alomex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This was a clear case of playing the "affirmative action"

      Bulls**t. When she was hired at HP she had seemingly done a good job at Lucent and clearly deserved a shot at the position.

      Turns out she was a fraud, but so were Kenneth Lay from ENRON and Bernard Ebbers from WorldCom, and last time I checked those are males. So do us a favor and take your sexist crap elsewhere.

    2. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When she was hired at HP she had seemingly done a good job at Lucent

      That just means Lucent wanted her out plainlessly, in other words Lucent had smarter people on the board than HP. And that is why HP is headed for the toilet.

    3. Re:No one cares... by CarrionBird · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If by good job you mean gutting the company, then sure!

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    4. Re:No one cares... by JoeBuck · · Score: 1

      Fiorina's a woman, but she got to where she was by rejecting every attribute that is stereotypically female, like, for example, giving a crap about human beings. Her program of mergers, layoffs, ignoring the long term and trying to squeeze blood from stones is standard practice throughout most of the Fortune 500. Her gender, if anything, just forced her to be tougher than tough, maler than male. It was the same deal with Margaret Thatcher.

    5. Re:No one cares... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In defense of AOL-Time Warner, If I were a traditional media bigwig and I had heard about upstart technology companies making billions (in investor dollars), an industry that was going to take over and destroy the traditional media, and I had no experience or knowledge of what they were talking about, I'd get a little scared and do something stupid too. AOL, on the other hand, probably knew they were lucking out and cashed the heck in.

      Now, it can certainly be argued that if someone is on the board of directors of a company that is about to approve such a foolish thing they're getting paid well to know about the technology etc. But few executives actually go down to the floor of their companies anymore, and more and more are losing the pulse of what is going on. They just "don't have time" to get a clue.

      CEO payoffs are rediculous. Carly was got roughly 3 million in salary last year. While in my mind a reasonable company would put this closer to 400k or less, 3 million is too high but not insane. But a 20 million payoff plus 20 million in additional benefits for running a company into the ground? That's 8 million dollars per year she was there. Giving a year's salary to help someone have time to find another job seems reasonable and just, but giving them 10 years of an already far-too-high salary for getting fired?

      All of this stands in stark contrast to what they're telling the people on the front lines. Carly's 3 million dollar salary would pay for 30 great engineers. Her giant golden parachute stands in direct contrast to the treatment of the workers HP laid off. How many of them got 10 years worth of salary? Or legal, financial, career counseling, a secratary, health insurance, a 200,000k dollar per year pension (after 5 years of service)? Or even got to keep their computer?

      Of course, if it was an HP computer it might not be worth keeping. But the point is that many CEO's have lost the ability to think about troop morale in any context, and certainly in the context of getting laid off. It's hard for people to hear that we need to cut corners from a person whose income is 95% disposable.

      It might be worth it for a big company to put out giant per year salaries to lure great CEO's to the top slot. But so far that strategy seems to have failed miserably.

    6. Re:No one cares... by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      I wonder if lucent started competing against HP, knowing how bad she was

    7. Re:No one cares... by virtual_mps · · Score: 5, Funny
      Bulls**t. When she was hired at HP she had seemingly done a good job at Lucent and clearly deserved a shot at the position.

      Yeah, she did great things for lucent. They might even recover someday.
    8. Re:No one cares... by INetUser · · Score: 1

      Hear Hear! The entire system is out of whack on this. No telling how deep the correction to get it fixed. Of course one could argue that this is the natural order of things, as the bourgeois have been exploiting the proletariate since the beinning of time.

    9. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and that is exactly the reason I generally dislike working for women in management. I love working with women in programming and testing, they are generally more conscientious, less driven by ego, and just as bright and interested in the technology as men. I feel a bit bad about this attitude toward female management, and it does seem sexist, but I have observed that "more male than male" thing several times. I've had a lot of bad male bosses, but the vast majority (all but one that I can think of) of my female bosses have been a real nightmare to work for.

    10. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Affirmative Action IS sexist (and racist) bullshit.

    11. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, she was a third stringer. The real contenders for CEO had, unfortunately, followed the money and signed on to more lucative ventures elsewhere.

      It was always about Carly marketing herself. She had no experience actually running anything even remotely like HP. When she took over it wasn't the HP brand she promoted but the Carly brand. It was, Carly, Carly, Carly. The cult of Carly. Always Carly. Just go back and look at those ads that made it on the air.

      Shortly after Carly took over she asked everyone to make a sacrifice that amounted to a 20% pay cut. Bill and Dave used to ask us to do that too. They asked for everyone (including them) to hurt a little so nobody hurt a lot (i.e., losing their job). Less than a week after folks made their sacrifices Carly cut loose with the first ever HP layoff.

      It was particularly nasty. An outside firm was hired to make sure that the correct percentage of men, women, older, younger, ethnic, etc. workers were let go so that the company wouldn't be accused of descrimination. It had nothing to do with job performance. Smack. That did wonders to morale.

      (Drive-by) layoffs continued almost daily for three years. During this time Carly found it necessary to buy three Gulfstream V's which cost about USD 45M each. Her husband had to be given a job just down the hall. What did he do? Wrote her speeches I guess. Smack. Morale sinks a bit more.

      Just when we figured it couldn't get worse Carly, after two previous failed attempts, decided that a merger was needed. And Michael Cappellas was a willing and very good salesman. Walter Hewlett warned of disaster and put up USD 20M of his own money to stop it. Carly spent about double that of HPs money to ram it through. At the last minute she forced the proxy vote to stay open just a little longer so Deutschbank could get their tipping point vote in. A few months later they got a lucrative contract with the newly merged HP.

      Carly used to spend weeks "spinning" the quarterly numbers to find just the right pro-forma nuance to misdirect Wall Street from her blunders. When they started to catch on she would respond with "that was last weeks ballgame, we're on a new plan."

      Personally, I'm glad she's gone. And her husband too. Both were nasty to the "hired help. So happy were the employees that she was gone that the most popular email subject heading announcing her departure ran something along the lines of "Ding, dong, the wicked witch. Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead."

      As a footnote: Carly "gave" everyone in HP a "reinvention" option grant of 100 shares. Those options vest this summer. The option price is about USD 60. Why I could lose USD 4000 if I actually decided to exercise those options.

    12. Re:No one cares... by adam872 · · Score: 1

      And I can point to women I've worked with or for who have been excellent managers (as I can with males). The plural of anecdote is not data. I don't think there is any real proof that either sex produces better managers. I believe it (like most things in humans) comes down to individual differences, as some people have the aptitude (or learn the skills) and others don't. To generalise, as you have, is a drastic over simplification of the issue.

    13. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I agree, the idea that people who have been wronged in the past should be given a break is total bullshit.

    14. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone is talking about an acutal difference in ability here, but that many women to get ahead in corporate management think they have to become ruthless scum. A lot of men are ruthless scum too, but women seem to work harder at it once they decide to follow that route.

    15. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that you choose two THIEVES to compare to Carly. That speaks volumes. I don't think she was a thief. She just wasn't qualified for the job. And she got to keep that job LONG after it was apparent she wasn't up to the task.

      By comparison, the thieves you're comparing her to were ejected soon after their shenanigans were brought to light. Had they gotten the Fiorina treatment, they'd have another few years to run things before getting the boot.

      I don't think the parent post was a troll or sexist, just blunt.

    16. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The post Carly hangover at Lucent was pretty bad. Here's a company who's stock was once traded in the $70-80 range. Now it's down near $3. She left Lucent a used up husk of a company.

    17. Re:No one cares... by adam872 · · Score: 1

      See, I think that's bullshit too. I haven't seen any evidence to support that argument in any workplace I've been in (my anecdotal evidence doesn't constitute the whole, obviously). I'm sure it goes on, but I wouldn't say women are any more or less predisposed to the behaviour you describe.

    18. Re:No one cares... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      That is why I said "seemingly done a good job at Lucent". We now know she failed there too, but back then it looked like she did fine.

      The same happened with Gil Amelio at Fairchild Semiconductors. While he was there everything looked hunky dory, but after he left it was clear the supposed turnaround wasn't there and neither did he turn around Apple.

    19. Re:No one cares... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Nothing specific about thieves. I have also pointed out in this thread Al Dunlap and Gil Amelio as two incompetent CEOs who looked at first like they were up to the task, but in the end were equal failures, and no one blames those on them being males either.

      By blaming her incompetence on gender issues when it was simply all about incompetence the previous post made a sexist claim.

    20. Re:No one cares... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      it is not sexist or racist to point out that an incompetent person put was into a position because their gender or ethnicity merely gives an appearance of diversity to a corporation which has none.

    21. Re:No one cares... by justins · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yeah, she did great things for lucent. They might even recover someday.

      Chilling. This means she had a key role in the sinking of two of the great American private research institutions.

      Let's send her to IBM next. I am sure she can accomplish great things there.
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    22. Re:No one cares... by virtual_mps · · Score: 1
      That is why I said "seemingly done a good job at Lucent". We now know she failed there too, but back then it looked like she did fine.

      Only to a complete moron or a wall street analyst. The signs of doom were obvious at lucent--it was a science company, the heir to the great bell labs, and it got rid of its scientists! What remotely positive long-term future was there? It's like the hp-compaq merger--some people drank the coolaid and believed that it would create wonderfully profitable synergies, while the rest of us pondered what kind of idiot could believe that smashing two failing companies together would magically fix all their inherent problems.
      The problem with carly was that she was style over substance, and in the irrational exuberance of the late 20th century that was enough to put her in a position where her lack of substance could cause real damage.
    23. Re:No one cares... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Was she in marketing there when the coffee stain logo came in?

    24. Re:No one cares... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The thing is, I've read some things on a website where people are saying that it's the sexist HP board that's to blame for her demise. Now, that is ludicrous.

      People should deal with the fact and be honest that sometimes women and ethnic minorities can screw up as much as men.

      I wish a few more people would look to Anne Mulcahy at Xerox, a woman who got down to business and got the job done (and turned Xerox's fortunes around). How much noise has been made about her?

      There's also a lesson about hiring from within IMO (male or female).

    25. Re:No one cares... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      it was a science company, the heir to the great bell labs, and it got rid of its scientists!

      So did AT&T and Arno Penzias (Nobel Prize winner) well before Carly. Cutting scientist started in the late 80s, so she would have hardly stood out for letting people go.

    26. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atomic frog wrote-
      "Founder of IBM had some pretty good rules too, they treated customers and employees _right_. But since he went, it's been all downhill (except for profits)."

      Wrong - acccording to Wikipedia, the founder of IBM, Thomas J. Watson, "...used to have people sell deliberately faulty cash registers, either second-hand NCR or from competitors; soon after the second-hand NCR or competitors cash register failed, an NCR salesperson would arrive to sell them a brand new NCR cash register".
      Furthermore I read a history of IBM which stated that Watson fired an employee, and rather than telling the employee, the employee came to work one day and found his desk lit on fire on the front lawn.

    27. Re:No one cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So did AT&T and Arno Penzias (Nobel Prize winner) well before Carly.

      Yup, ATT's another company that dug its own grave.

      Cutting scientist started in the late 80s, so she would have hardly stood out for letting people go.

      Now I'm confused. Was she hired because she was visionary or because she just followed the herd and made stupid decisions like laying off her company's long-term prospects?
  13. Remember Palmer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The rot started long before Carly with Robert Palmer's "leadership" of Digital. Having come from the semiconductor side of the house, it was amazing what he failed to do with Alpha.

    Not to mention the unholy tieup with Microsoft - anyone else remember the corporate switch from VAXmail/All-In-One to Exchange on his watch? On the world's largest private network, I am sure that helped Microsoft up the corporate ladder...

    1. Re:Remember Palmer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The rot started long before Carly with Robert Palmer's "leadership" of Digital.

      It was all downhill after "Addicted to Love".

    2. Re:Remember Palmer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the unholy tieup with Microsoft - anyone else remember the corporate switch from VAXmail/All-In-One to Exchange on his watch? On the world's largest private network,

      No, I left before that happened. It cost me a lot of cash to leave before I got TFSO'd, but I'd rather be doing something useful.

      Hired on as a DECie, left a Digit. That pretty much tells the story.

    3. Re:Remember Palmer? by sundog61 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IMO, Palmer's job was to make DEC an attractive take over/merger candidate. In that particular aspect, he was quite successful. ;-(

    4. Re:Remember Palmer? by DenDave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah.. and lemme guess...



      How can it be permissible
      She compromise my principle, yeah yeah
      That kind of management is mythical
      She's anything but typical

      She's a crazy bitch and smells like a horse, she's a powerful force
      You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
      She used to look good to me, but now I find her
      Simply unemployable, Simply unemployable

      Her style is so powerful, huh
      It's simply unavoidable
      The trend is irreversible
      The woman is incorrigable

      She's a natural flaw, and she leaves me in awe
      She deserves the applause, I surrender because
      She used to look good to me, but now I find her
      Simply unemployable, Simply unemployable



      adapted from simply irresistable

      --
      -if at first you don't succeed, stay the heck away from paragliding.
  14. Front line troops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    Look, how many of the "frontline troops" could tell you

    Frontline troops, also known as pawns.

    They don't matter, they're expendable, they're waste of skin but unfortunately necessary -- at least for the time being. That's what I learned when I got my MBA.

  15. Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm posting anonymously because my father works at HP and I have done some work for them and they continue to be a client of my company.

    Basically Carly's main failure was a total lack of vision. Her main changes were branding and cost-cutting. And in order to cover her major failing, she undertook the merger which would make success impossible to benchmark for about 3 years or so.

    There were also countless re-orgs which also serve to make goals impossible to benchmark. While re-branding HP 'Invent' she did her best to ensure that no actual inventing occured... tying HP closer to Microsoft and pushing the actual inventing to other vendors (the HP iPod anyone?) while trying to eck out a living on those thinner margins by cost-cutting.

    Now most business units are facing a 10% budget cut in order to finance Carly's kiss off. I don't need to say that morale is a huge issue and HP is largely rudderless (after being firmly steered in the wrong direction for so long this may be an improvment though)

    And there is talk of having her run the world bank. I suppose it is typical in the US this day and age to continuously reward failure as long as it's big enough (Bush, Rumsfeld, CIA, Condi etc.) so Carly fits that bill perfectly.

    The whole thing disgusts me really...

    1. Re:Carly's many failures... by Tangurena · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I spent a while at the Colorado Springs facility of HP. The downsizing was ludicrous. Every Friday would be the last day of 5-100 people. Many folks wouldn't even show up to work on Fridays because they didn't want to have to say "good bye." Morale was that low.

      Routinely, the comments on the latest person to be laid off was "this person was the last person who knew how to [some technology or skill here]."

      All because Carly wanted a new bizjet. I guess the ashtrays on the old company jets were full, or the steward/stewardesses were too old/ugly or something. About $50,000,000 each for the new ones. You have to fire a lot of people to raise that sort of cash.

      Carly screwed HP big time. It will take a decade or more to rebuild and replace the desctuction of Her Incompetanceness. But as the above poster pointed out, we in the US only reward liars, crooks and idiots. Performance, skill and knowledge have been designated as enemy combatants and are busy being rounded up and destroyed everywhere.

    2. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't be a slashdot post without a useless slam against someone nerds love to hate

    3. Re:Carly's many failures... by uarch · · Score: 1

      I'm posting anonymously because my father works at HP and I have done some work for them and they continue to be a client of my company.

      Um, if you want to post anonymously you don't give that much information.

    4. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it is typical in the US this day and age to continuously reward failure as long as it's big enough

      are you suggesting that Carly did not want to leave, so they dangling a nice, shiny comp package in front of her?

    5. Re:Carly's many failures... by jmitchel!jmitchel.co · · Score: 2, Informative

      That sounds a lot like when I worked at Lucent during the Fiorina era. It was among the most unreal and disconcerting eras in my life. My little group was actually protected from lay-offs for that whole summer because three tiers (at least) of management structure retired at once. Since head count was viewed as being somewhat less desirable than AIDS the ensuing argument over which organization would be responsible for us kept us off everybody's books for months.

      By the way, can anybody tell me what Lucent does these days? After all the lay-offs, spin-offs and write-offs, I've lost track.

    6. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It will take a decade or more to rebuild and replace the desctuction of Her Incompetanceness.

      That's probably about as long as it will take, but in today's market - that's too long. Dell will probably eventually kill them in the low-mid end arena. High end? They've burned a LOT of trust there, and IBM (perhaps even Sun) are quite willing to pick up high end computing needs. No one cares about their unix anymore either.

      Sad to say, but a significant part of what people have associated with the name of HP is simply never going to recover. With the right direction, they can revitalize many sectors, but as far as HP and computing goes, they'll be dead in a few years.

    7. Re:Carly's many failures... by laupsavid · · Score: 1

      It's driving me crazy that anyone speaks of Carly like she actually was ever trying to do anything other than rip off HP. She had a track record of being a friggin' pirate, and the board wanted to know how to strip HP bare, so they hired her to show 'em.

      What surprised me was them firing her like they did, which shows there's people with enough power still left on the board who actually give a shit whether HP goes on for a few months longer. Probably too little, too late, but better than nothing...

    8. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can anybody tell me what Lucent does these days? After all the lay-offs, spin-offs and write-offs, I've lost track.

      They stand around not writing firmware updates and drivers for my Winmodem. KFlex was the wrong horse, but the only reason I don't have a cheap modem to play around with is that Lucent won't do anything about updating the firmware.

    9. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The elites make millions, while simultaneously weakening their opponents (the peasant masses), and we call it failing! lol! (Talk about 'common' sense...)

      Considering what the World Bank has been up to, I'd say Carly's ideally qualified.

    10. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. Bush, Rumsfeld, and Condi ARE NOT failures. It's the Democrats who are failures.

    11. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      failure as long as it's big enough (Bush, Rumsfeld, CIA, Condi etc.)

      Saddam, is that you?

    12. Re:Carly's many failures... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Explain to me how these people have succeeded (except in terms of telling outrageous lies to get re-elected).

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    13. Re:Carly's many failures... by bani · · Score: 1

      what Lucent does these days is suck money like a black hole.

      ILECs used to buy a lot of Lucent hardware -- but now it's all Cisco, Siemens and Nortel.

      Lucent laid off their top engineers (or the engineers walked out in disgust) and destroyed most of the successful products they had. Other really promising projects ended up stillborn.

      Lucent also used to have a really cool R&D labs in the early 90s (like Xerox's PARC) but they killed that off too.

    14. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck off. Bush, Rumsfeld, and Condi ARE NOT failures. It's the Democrats who are failures.

      I've got an idea, why don't you go to another board where people don't say mean things bout replicons, k?

      You might be more comfortable at Fark or newsmax, or you could go troll alt.cancer.survivors or whatever bloody minded trollishness gets neo-cons off these days, we will certainly be happier with you gone.

    15. Re:Carly's many failures... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually they are total failures and excellent examples of US self centered incompetence.... Given their track record, they havent done anything right internationally the last five years, and everbody who gives them a fair amount of deserved constructive critizism is ignored as being unamerican..

    16. Re:Carly's many failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /* TODO: insert Goering quotation here */

    17. Re:Carly's many failures... by mark99 · · Score: 1

      "Now most business units are facing a 10% budget cut in order to finance Carly's kiss off"

      How do you make that math work? Last I looked HP was a 20 billion dollar company. Did she get a 2 billion dollar kiss off?

    18. Re:Carly's many failures... by bragolach · · Score: 1

      Your post was interesting, until your pathetic need to inject your anti-Bush administration sentiment overwhelmed you.

  16. It's worse than he's saying by ewe2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a damning indictment of the entire industry. And really, if the focus is on software patents, can that be such a shock?

    This is why the US software patent system must never be exported: if they want to nothing but sit on their arses and sue each other, let them. The rest of us have real work to do.

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    1. Re:It's worse than he's saying by tsmithnj · · Score: 1

      No it is not. IBM is providing freat innovations on hardware and software. Cell CPUs and blade technology to name a couple.

    2. Re:It's worse than he's saying by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      This is why the US software patent system must never be exported: if they want to nothing but sit on their arses and sue each other, let them. The rest of us have real work to do.

      Who's this "us" and what have you done?

  17. Re:Being a slashdotter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    actually, i would rather do it with a crowbar. Each to his own, I guess.

  18. Oh Woe by d0wnr11g3r · · Score: 5, Informative
    HP has really gone downhill, and only picked up speed during the "Carly Years".

    I remember a time when their hardware was second to none, and their software and support were stellar to say the least. I'm serious when I say that I noticed the change in leadership almost as immediately as she took office - and I was just a consumer of their products. Their hardware started going up in price, but failed to move forward. Their software became more bug filled than the Amazon jungle, and their support, well, just stopped existing.

    One of the largest problems I saw was how they produced new versions of some of their software packages, writing Windows versions of packages that used to be strictly HP-UX native and then porting them back to HP-UX...this was at best a dumb idea and at worst resulted in programs advertised as being HP-UX native refusing to operate properly, especially anything with a GUI. Program crashes went from almost non-existant to an almost weekly if not daily occurance.

    To make matters worse the average hold time I spent on the phone went from less than 10 minutes to as much as 4 HOURS. I'm not making this up! And when you finally did get an engineer on the phone they mostly stalled for time because they knew they had no solution to a problem, or had too much to deal with. As we paid for our service agreement we expected to get prompt service and instead were left sitting for days, sometimes weeks while someone tried to resolve the issue, if it could be resolved. Even when told that issues were absolutely mission critical and costing us huge amounts of money and at times lost data due to failure we still did not notice any change in service.

    Like the author, my first calculator was an HP - I remembered being astounded by the ability to graph solutions and solve multi-variable equations. It was one of the first pieces of hardware I learned to program - I wrote a program to switch the in class TV channels back in High School. At one time, before Carly, I even wanted desperately to work for them....I'm glad I didn't.

    How Carly ever got into office on anything but her looks(which weren't much) will forever remain a mystery to me. How she was allowed to stay in her position for more than a few months is something I can only blame on investors not having a finger on the pulse of the company. Maybe HP will recover, but they've lost so much ground in recent years, I really can't see it happening.

    1. Re:Oh Woe by adam872 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with most of what you say, apart from the smart arse remark about her getting the job because of her looks. Carly Fiorina is a very adept saleswoman and *that* is what got her the job at HP. For all her faults, she must have made a significant enough impression with the HP board with her performance at Lucent to be at least considered. In spite of the lefty rantings of many Slashdot pundits, most chief executives are not straight out of Dilbert or Office Space. A good many of them are actually quite intelligent, competent people, who do a very servicable job at the helm of many publicly traded companies.

      We only hear about the dishonest or incompetent ones at the moment because of the shenanigans at organisations like WorldCom, Enron and Tyco. When I look at the CEO's of the companies in which I am invested, I actually feel relatively confident that my investment will continue to grow over time, without smearing their reputation by being investiagted by regulatory authorities.

    2. Re:Oh Woe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In spite of the lefty rantings of many Slashdot pundits, most chief executives are not straight out of Dilbert or Office Space. A good many of them are actually quite intelligent, competent people, who do a very servicable job at the helm of many publicly traded companies.

      Clearly it is the case that anyone who thinks some random dude in a big office is not doing wonderful work is a "lefty". Solid thinking there, boy.

      Truth is, if you're a CEO of a company with tens of thousands of employees, most of the decisions you make in some dimly lit board room with cigar smoke filling the air or whatever aren't going to matter shit.

    3. Re:Oh Woe by adam872 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I stand by my statement about "lefties". A good number of people on Slashdot espouse socialist ideals -- that makes them left leaning, IMHO. Your characterisation of the board room is also completely off base. How is it that when the board and CEO make decisions, that they don't matter? It matters an awful lot in the case of things like M&A, executive compensation, shareholder returns (e.g. share buybacks, dividends) decisions on expanding (or contracting) in certain markets and a host of other strategic decisions. It's like saying that decisions made in the White House, Downing Street or other heads of states offices aren't important to taxpayers.

  19. Jive with my experience at HP by randall_burns · · Score: 1
    What I remember about HP:

    There was a lot of talk about invention being important-but virtually know rewards for the folks that helped create patents the company owned.


    There were entire projects organized that had as their major purpose obtaining as many H-1b Visas for friends and family of managers as humanly possible.


    The lack of imagination of the management at HP is really sad-as is the fact that there is very little incentive there to really do accurate forecasting and business analysis.


  20. Re:Why supprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Managment are in there nature dumb [..] by the time the new plans start showing how crap and wasteful they are the managment have either left or taken a golden handshake, they get there money nomatter what mess they make and in 5 years, more than enough to retire on. If they do well then they either stay another 5 years until they mess up or move onto new pasture's generaly given they can bag a bigger bonus and begin a new 5 year plan of destruction [..] sod saving budgets and planning beyond 5 year goals. or in Caleys case she set herself up for 3 year fall with 3 year plans, cunning but shortsighted, perfect managment.

    Doesn't sound very dumb to me then. The only dumb thing would be to still be in place when the shit hits the fan.

    Self-centered, greedy, amoral, philistine- yes. Dumb- no.

  21. Re:Why supprised by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm as cynical as the next guy (and then some), but I think your statement lacks consideration. Management isn't dumb by nature; there are a lot of factors that go into making a dumb manager. The Peter Principle, the MBA shortcut, or "connections." Sometimes, though, management consists of brilliant people that not only offer great people and asset management skills, but everything else that goes into a really successful product, service, company, etc.

    Google, Pixar, and Apple - are these companies that succeed despite dumb management?

  22. Google Anybody by timealterer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google goes out of its way to spend a significant percentage of its time on technology that is innovative first, that they don't know yet how to make profitable. Google News and just about all the stuff in Google Labs only cost them money, but they're smart enough to think longer term than that.

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    - Allen Pike
    Altering time, one time at a time.
    1. Re:Google Anybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference here is that with Google, the original founders of the company are still in control and thus they have a personal stake in the company (not just financially as its still their "baby"). The other companies that have been mentioned in these discussions, the orginal founders are no longer in control (bit hard to keep control when your dead), and there have been management "drones" put in place. You know the type, completely interchangable between industries because all they care about is the pseudo-science of managment which all boils down to maximise the profits at the end of the quarter. But of course the reason that these management drones can exist is the fact that once a company lists, everything becomes about profit for the quarter. Thus if upper management is just worried about a maximum of 3 months out, all long term thinking/planning is banished as it will most likely have a negative impact on the next quarters results (resulting in a negative impact on the management drones performance -> reduced bonus for them).

    2. Re:Google Anybody by timealterer · · Score: 1

      Quite true. Or even worse, the managament drones who do realize long-term planning and thinking is needed get ousted due to bad Q3 results before their planning comes to fruition.

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      - Allen Pike
      Altering time, one time at a time.
    3. Re:Google Anybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there's a real example of a US high tech company that does look out long-term at the expense of short term profits and makes no bones about it. During the big semiconductor downturn, Micron Technology's CEO and officers constantly said in public and in SEC filings that their goal was growing the company using five to ten year plans, rather than concentrating on near-term profits. That meant things like spending a billion dollars a year on R&D, even if it meant that the company was going to lose 900 million in that year.

      Micron Technology isn't the only company that behaves that way - you don't have to look hard to find others. The get rich quick companies are in the minority and it seems so because a number of them have use some, shall we say, questionable strategies to achieve their goals.

      Disclaimer - I'm an engineer at Micron Technology.

    4. Re:Google Anybody by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Well IBM is not like that, at least did not used to be (the recent reports of layouts in germany which should be replaced by support personal from Tzechia and China made me wondering, because those was personal which should have been on the site once problems arise, which is close to impossible)

      But besides that you are right, perfect latest example german Siemens where the last two generations of upper management were such crooks, I just wonder how IBM managed to keep them out, or manages depending on the point of view.

      But lets push this issue aside, managers were not always like that. Two til three generations ago even managers were attached almost as much to a company as their founders were, I dont know how and why that has changed, I still can remember the era when unprofitable divisions were dragged along and long term efforts were done to push them into the earnings again (which often worked very well, like in the IBM mainframe division) because they didnt want to have the people loose their jobs there. In the end often those divisions only fell victin to a cycle and became the cash cows of the company once the cycle ended.

      Nowadays it is, no money maker, not even enough money maker, we sell it off, we close it down, we dump the people who work there. The companies which buy those sell offs (mostly asians) are the ones which will dominate the market in the long term, because they get the know how. In the end our economic crisis is basically feed by the greed and managament methods of the west, which are just sellout methods.

  23. Re:Why supprised by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny
    Managment are in there nature dumb.

    ...and others are even dumberer.

  24. HP on the 'Bacon Sandwich' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not too impressed with the way that the food division is heading either.

    Dammit, what about open sauce?

  25. Nope - screw the "new" HP! by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The last things I can remember HP doing right were their laser printers with single digit numbers. (EG. Laserjet II, III, 4 series, and even the 6P - which is a teriffic "small office workgroup" type printer.) The old scanners with single digit numbers were equally well-made and respectable (ScanJet 4 and so on).

    But somewhere around the time they decided these products needed numbers in the thousands, quality took a nosedive and then came the parade of garbage "consumer desktop PCs".

    Nowdays, I rarely recommend anything with the HP logo on it. Their inkjets have the most outdated print-nozzle technology out there for photo printing. There's still nothing noteworthy about their Pavillion PC line, and even their laptops seem like they're generally the size of bricks. (Those HP laptops with 17" displays are just HUGE compared to something like an Apple Powerbook 17".)

    1. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have an HP Pavillion with dual optical drives. The case has a stupid set of plastic door covers over the optical doors to maintain the Pavillion look.

      Of course, then when the doors close, the tolerances are too tight, and the doors jam-lock against each other so neither one can open. Way to go, Carly.

      And this HP, when we bought it, came PRE-LOADED with spyware. We hooked it onto the network and it immediately began downloading WildTangent games and other useless crap against our wishes. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Carly.

    2. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      The last things I can remember HP doing right were their laser printers with single digit numbers. (

      Yep, I was an admin at a university long ago. We had printers in the 500k page count range that still worked perfectly (of course they were properly maintained).

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    3. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Knara · · Score: 1

      Actually I've had real good experiences with the LJ 4000 line. Sure, they need some maintenance, but I've never had one just die in probably 8-9 years of seeing'em around.

    4. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many, many satisfied HP 1200 owners. Including me.

      And the 7960 Inkjet kicks ass. I use mine for printing large arcade banners and artwork.

    5. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I purchased one of those 17" widescreens - it was one of four on the market (Toshiba, Dell and Apple) at the time last year. It seriously belittles the other two and has been a very stable piece of hardware. It reads all memory cards, has firewire and USB2, DVD/RW, and a great 10-key ON THE LAPTOP.

      This was superior to both the Toshiba (slow), Dell (no DVD/RW) and the Apple (slow+expensive). So I can't fault them on the hardware. The software for running their little photo "manager" is weak, but I don't use it anyways. All in all a great purchase for 1800.

      As for size, well, a 17" widescreen is *supposed* to be large. ; > It is, after all, a DESKTOP replacement, not something you tote onto a plane.

    6. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by octothorpe · · Score: 1

      Heck, I've still got an HP IIP Plus at home that I use everyday. It's forteen years old and still works great. And I do nothing to it other than put new ink carts in it. It'll probably run for another forteen years.

    7. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The last things I can remember HP doing right were their laser printers with single digit numbers. (EG. Laserjet II, III, 4 series, and even the 6P

      "II", "III" and "6P" are not single digit numbers.

    8. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Maybe the II and III were okay, but as someone who spent about 30 hours trying to code a workaround to the HP 4's buggy-as-shit layout engine, I really have to object to them being done right. :)

    9. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Every HP I've ever had the displeasure of cleaning up has that WildTangent shit on it. It's even on the restore CD.

      I got a sweet price on a HP laptop about a year ago. First thing I did to it was wipe clean and reinstall. There was so much junk on it (WildTangent!), I couldn't believe my eyes.

    10. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by chickenwing · · Score: 1

      But somewhere around the time they decided these products needed numbers in the thousands, quality took a nosedive and then came the parade of garbage "consumer desktop PCs"

      Nowdays, I rarely recommend anything with the HP logo on it.


      Yeah, especially when those four digits are 5150

    11. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8 or 9 years of the LJ 4000?

    12. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by loraksus · · Score: 1

      That is about right... IIRC the 4100's had been out for about 2 years when I started working as a phone monkey for them in 2002. They really didn't have that many problems aside from a couple paper pick issues beacause of old rollers. Oh, and every so often, some fucking kid would stick some shit in the engine test hole and break the button inside causing it to print nothing but engine tests.

      The 4100's had the "you can print envelopes if you don't mind lines on your regular 8.5x11 printouts" fuser issues as well as a ton of other fuser issues. There was some rare firmware issues for both, but both got fixed by the second or third revision.

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    13. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Funny story about the LaserJet 1200. If you use a Mac, if you install the driver CD on a clean OS 9.0.4 through 9.2.2 install (in a "MacOS All Set" of extensions), the printer will not print until you uninstall that shit and just use the laserwriter driver that apple makes.

      Now, if you want to talk about a printer that caused a couple fist fights in Boise, I can start talking about the LaserJet 3200. Google around, the firmware fucking sucked (and that isn't just a gratutious use of profanity, the firmware was really that bad) in the first 6 or so firmware revisions. Best of all, upgrading the firmware required HP to send out a dimm that the users would install. It took well over a year for HP to release a firmware DIMM that, you know, printed and shit without giving a firmware error.
      I would really like to see if they broke even on that printer after you look at support costs, etc.
      I doubt it.

      And yes, the 3200 was the first multifunction laser printer under the command of Carly. (The 33xx series on a Mac never worked a damn either)

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    14. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Apathetic1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll second that, though I've found the high-end LaserJets are still half-decent. My parents have a LaserJet 8000N that came home from work as a bonus after the customer's contract expired and I have no complaints with it, even after 40K printed pages. I must say the best HP printer I've owned is the LaserJet 4 Plus that the 8000N replaced - it's 11 years old and has a page count of more than 120K and it's still kicking.

      Their consumer grade printers are utter garbage and a nightmare to support; I tell everyone I know who is asking about printers to avoid them like the plague.

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    15. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      From my experiences at my work (High School) the HP 4100's are actually OK. The damn 4200's are shit. Pure shit. I seriously have told the LRC ladies that they should power cycle them every day to keep me from having to do it myself when the fuckers hard lock.

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    16. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by nolife · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about tray 2 (pull out) or tray 1 (flip down). For tray 1 pickup issues, you can order a new pad. The HP part requires replacement of the whole pickup assembly but some third partys sell just the pads which is cheaper and saves time for the repair. I assume you are actually talking about tray 2 issues though as you specifically mentioned rollers. For tray 2 pickup issues, I've found a decent no cost fix.. The metal piece that makes up the floor or the "bottom" of the printer seems to sag over time and the tray drops a mm or two. You can fold up a stack of about 10 pieces of paper in half or into a fourth and place under the printer in the middle. Just enough that it will put pressure in the center of the bottom but the corner feet will still contact the desk surface. Another method if you think the paper method is too much of a rig job is to turn the printer on its side and jam your knee into the middle of the metal bottom to bend it back in. I've done both on many of those models and either will work fine. The only side effect is the paper tray MAY be a little harder to pull in and out but no one has ever complained. I am not a printer tech at all and I've never actually researched these issues so there be a more technical fix.

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    17. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have several of the 8000-8100 series printers that have over a 1 million page count. I believe one is over 2 million. Over time they have started to make more squeeks but they still chug along with nothing more then replacing wheels, fusers and toner.

    18. Re:Nope - screw the "new" HP! by drew · · Score: 1

      also, their inkjets were good back around the 500's or so. my dad had a Deskjet 500C that he used for almost eight years, maybe more. in fact, from what i remember most hp products from before 1998 or so (not counting their pcs, which i don't think have ever been any good) were pretty good, but the quality of pretty much all of their product lines started declining within a year or two after that.

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  26. The article does sprout some good stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article's rather short with very very little details. It does should like a rant, however, there's probably truth in it.

    He's description of research is pretty accurate:"doesn't have immediate results", "expensive and unpredictable". He is also correct in implying that research is important and often overlooked.

    It's a shame that HP has turned out the way it is. It does really seem that its glory days are over. When Carly departed, it was reported that it's not because of her vision which clashed with the directors, but her execution. So, I suppose, HP is going to be like this in the forseeable future. Something drastic's got to be done.

    A lesson learnt from the article: Do not let someone with no appreciation of tech manage a tech firm.

    1. Re:The article does sprout some good stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Carly departed, it was reported that it's not because of her vision which clashed with the directors, but her execution.

      They're so pissed off with Carly that they're going to execute her? Sounds good to me!

  27. Article pretty short on content by maynard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But I like this quote:

    "Bill Hewlett used to remind us that "The marketing guys said the HP-35 would be a failure because it was too small, and then we couldn't make them fast enough to meet the demand. The marketing folks don't know everything."

    Because it was too small. Talk about misreading a market. Computing became ubiquitous entirely because of continuing miniaturization. Of course marketers would argue that they've now learned their lesson. They won't make that mistake again! No. They'll make some other ridiculous mistake. Not because they're stupid people, but because they don't understand current technology limitations and how trends imply change upon those limitations. Presumably, those former marketers thought "bigger meant better". Bigger cars were "better", right? They didn't see the potential utility of a pocket calculator, just as some will miss the utility of some other invention or advancement.

    Marketing is fine as a tool for finding products people want. But it's useless for determining if a completely new technology might create or revolutionize a market. See the Dyson vacuum cleaner as another example of marketers misreading how new technology might completely change a mature market. Marketing works best only after the marketers understand a technology and its limitations, in coordination with traditional market analysis. Not prior. --M

    1. Re:Article pretty short on content by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And now HPs calculators from the 70's and 80's sell for hundreds of dollars on EBay, while their current flagship product is a bug ridden POS with a bad keyboard. It's not only a matter of lack of interest at the fundamental R&D level, but a policy of making it as cheaply as possible, regardless of the quality level the market really wants. It is sickening to see the current product, feel the tacky keyboard and the gaudy painted plastic shell that the paint chips off easily and read reports of keypress detection problems, while that 25 year old model has keys that still work perfectly, with no sign of wear on key labels.

      Marketing is fine as a tool for finding products people want. But it's useless for determining if a completely new technology might create or revolutionize a market.

      Marketing is much, much worse than that in a technology driven company because the marketers do not understand even the current products and how they are used.

    2. Re:Article pretty short on content by Alomex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bigger cars were "better", right?

      Were? A lot of people still believe that crap. In part this is due to Detroit's misleading statistics that in front impact collisions a larger vehicle is safer. What they fail to tell you is that if you hadn't been in such a large vehicle to start with chances are you would never have been a collision! Smaller cars have much better handling, much shorter break distances and less likelihood of roll over. Just read the stats, for example if you drive an SUV you are much more likely to be involved in a rollover.

    3. Re:Article pretty short on content by maynard · · Score: 1

      [...]while that 25 year old model has keys that still work perfectly, with no sign of wear on key labels.

      Yeah. My dad bought an HP-67 back in the late '70s and continued using it until right before he passed away in 2000. It still works. My sister has it; I have no idea is she uses it or cares. But I can confirm the near indestructibility of those things. Which doesn't much help recurring sales, though. *cough!* --M

    4. Re:Article pretty short on content by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which doesn't much help recurring sales, though.

      I don't know, I bought several of them because I loved the quality and the geekiness of having the latest features. Now I do my calculator shopping on EBay because nobody makes good ones any more. From me personally HP sure doesn't get any recurring anymore sales because their current product is crap. If they came out with something like the 15C again I would be first in line.

      Some of these have some real history behind them. The 41CV's were carried on early Space Shuttle missions to take some load off the on board computers. Sally Ride's is on display at the National Air and Space Museum. My Dad has one with a NASA property tag on it. I can't imagine how much that would draw on EBay.

    5. Re:Article pretty short on content by tsotha · · Score: 1
      And now HPs calculators from the 70's and 80's sell for hundreds of dollars on EBay

      No kiddin'? I have a HP 41CV I've used since college to do my taxes. Might be time to sell it and get one of those free ones you get for opening a bank account.

      I have to say I'm depressed about HP. In the '80s and early '90s any sort of instrumentation equipment that said "HP" on the side was guarenteed to be the bee's knees of the product category. They were always more expensive, but it was worth it. I remember camping in my boss's office for a week so he would buy an HP scope instead of TI (probably lucky he didn't fire my ass).

      Then they sold off the instrumentation division and cut research budgets. I don't know how you'd quantify it, but I wonder how much value the company has lost through tarnish on the previously shiny "HP" nameplate.

    6. Re:Article pretty short on content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not only a matter of lack of interest at the fundamental R&D level, but a policy of making it as cheaply as possible, regardless of the quality level the market really wants

      Rationally a company like HP shouldn't be wasting their time with calculators anyway. However, it was such a symbolic product for them they at least have to pretend to make an effort.

      HP Salesman: Can I interest you in some enterprise products or services?

      CIO: Hey. What happened to your calculators? I used em in college, they were great! Why'd you stop making them?

      HP Salesman: We make calcualor again. Here sign this million dollar contract and I'll give you a free calculator.

      CIO: Deal!

    7. Re:Article pretty short on content by maynard · · Score: 1

      From me personally HP sure doesn't get any recurring anymore sales because their current product is crap.

      Well, right. As others have pointed out, HP ate their R&D seed corn. However, that doesn't discount the value of considering recurring sales to a profitable marketing plan (and even to end consumers). Even if you (as an individual, and others - as the Ebay market shows) prefer the sturdier old models, with a bit of research one could prove that in certain circumstances cheaper and less sturdy manufacturing will maximizing profits. And in an environment of fast technological innovation, disposable calculators could easily make better economic sense for consumers than a rugged high quality product (and that's even factoring in disposal costs).

      Are those old HP calculators "better" than the "best" scientific calculators on the market today? Well, yeah. But that's not because miniaturization of computing technology has stagnated. Instead, it's likely because few large businesses believe it's worth spending the capital necessary to mass manufacture new scientific calculators. Which is lamentable. But that old HP calculators are sturdy and still good, does not mean that all cheap disposable products are bad. Only that the high prices seen in the used calculator market are poor indicators of a profitable market for a new productline. --M

    8. Re:Article pretty short on content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 25 year old model has keys which have injection molded labels. Not painted on, the color goes all the way through.

      I toured the HP plant in Corvallis in 1982 and saw the machine that made the things. It wasn't impressive, but they had next to it a handful of keys from other calculators (notably TI) where the markings had rubbed off, and one of theirs which had been sanded down with a dremel and was still clearly readable.

    9. Re:Article pretty short on content by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But that's not because miniaturization of computing technology has stagnated.

      Miniaturization doesn't have much to do with calculator features/quality. HP even said something like this when they introduced the HP-41 in 1980 - that for calculators miniaturization had advanced enough so they could put whatever they wanted in the calculator. The remaining issues where making it easy for the user to tap that power. That means attention to human factors engineering and software design.

      This plus durability is IMHO why the older calculators are so prized - HP understood that and took the time to get it right. Nowadays you can buy all sorts of calculators with more faetures, including synthetic algebra, etc. But on these modern machines figuring out how to get answers to everyday problems is much harder.

      does not mean that all cheap disposable products are bad

      Yes, there are times when a cheap, disposable product can make sense to both the producer and consumer. Products such as the daily newspaper that by their very nature are ephemeral. But in general I don't think electronics are in that category.

    10. Re:Article pretty short on content by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Hell, you can even do your taxes on the oversized calculator you're using to read this post.

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    11. Re:Article pretty short on content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there are times when a cheap, disposable product can make sense to both the producer and consumer. Products such as the daily newspaper that by their very nature are ephemeral. But in general I don't think electronics are in that category.

      Hmmmm... so that's why your back pocket is filled so huge. Still carry'n 'round that PDP-8, eh?

    12. Re:Article pretty short on content by maynard · · Score: 1

      Miniaturization doesn't have much to do with calculator features/quality.

      Maybe not. But it would dramatically affect manufacturing costs in high volume. Assuming the same volume as in 1980, it's certainly cheaper per unit to manufacture a calculator with the same features today than before. Everything from better tooling at the plant to fewer raw materials per unit would drive manufacturing costs down. This could be translated to either more features at the same cost or cheaper end-consumer prices. This is certainly a great "benefit" of increasing electronics density. Anyway, I doubt the person at HP who said that expected those words to be used a full 25 years later.

      This plus durability is IMHO why the older calculators are so prized[...]

      But are they prized among enough potential consumers to constitute a profitable market for a manufacturer? I'm not saying it would be unprofitable, only that since few have entered the market it appears that way. Further, I said that the high prices seen on the used market doesn't constitute evidence that a viable market exists for highly durable (or even cheap and disposable) scientific calculators today.

      Yes, there are times when a cheap, disposable product can make sense to both the producer and consumer. ... But in general I don't think electronics are in that category.

      I think "real world" evidence in the market shows that among consumers and manufacturers you appear to be in the minority here. JMO. --M

    13. Re:Article pretty short on content by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still carry'n 'round that PDP-8, eh?

      Eh, gotta love keying in the boot loader from the front panel to get it to load the OS from paper tape. I remember the PDP-11 I used too. Gotta love 12 bit words.

      No, I left the PDP-8 behind when I graduated, but I do have a 6 year old dual Pentium II box in my house that I use for DNS/mail etc. services. It will probably hit 8 before I retire it. I also have a 13 year old (HP) laserprinter, a 15 year old TV, and a pair of 25 year old speakers that I reconed myself in service.

      I went looking for a new laser printer the other day and became kind of PO'ed at the obvious cheapness of current models compared to the one I have. I don't see why it is any benefit whatsover to making a throwaway laser printer. Especially since it's pretty obvious that something made like this is probably not going to even work right when it is new. And the manufacturer is perfectly capable of getting good repeat business through selling cartridges.

      Brain dead if you ask me.

      I'm going back to Ebay now to look at a nice HP-15C they have offered. I hope the bids haven't broken the $300 mark.

    14. Re:Article pretty short on content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that pisses me off about the Dyson vacuum cleaner is it's not what it's cracked up to be. Bagless vacuums have been sold in the past by other companies.
      Both Rainbow and Thermax use a water filtration system that works a lot better than any bagless Dyson type product. Either one of them with a little Glycol and scented oil will take a smoke, bacteria filled room and turn it into a scented, sterile environment in a few minutes and neither one of them ever lose suction.
      Rexair the makers of Rainbow have been building them since 1936.
      http://www.rainbowsystem.com/eng/
      I'm not that partial to Thermax so find that website yourself.
      Every time I see those goofy Dyson ads on TV all I can think of is what a liar that fool is and the fools that believe his hype and waste their money on his product.

    15. Re:Article pretty short on content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that pisses me off about the Dyson vacuum cleaner is it's not what it's cracked up to be. Bagless vacuums have been sold in the past by other companies.

      Huh. Interesting post. I linked to that article because I had read it and thought it made a good contrasting point. But I don't own a Dyson vacuum, so I don't have first hand experience with the product. Maybe I should have made note of that. Thanks for your opinion. --M

    16. Re:Article pretty short on content by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Actually Dyson's not a great example. The Dyson DC07 that's being hyped everywhere is ALL marketing. It doesn't work for crap. It appalls me that they're selling so well.

      How do I know? I worked for a company who tests these things. Dyson did quite badly in all our tests. Miele and the new Hoover kicked the crap out of it.

    17. Re:Article pretty short on content by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I have a Dyson DC20 which is more than 10 years old and it's still _very_ efficient (the filters are a bit hard to find, though). Maybe their new stuff is crap, but the older ones were very good value.

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    18. Re:Article pretty short on content by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      See the Dyson vacuum cleaner as another example of marketers misreading how new technology might completely change a mature market.

      Dyson is a blue ocean concept - a different look at the entire market that delivers a product, service or organization that basically turns the market upide down. HP used to specialize in blue ocean work. Now they are just another red ocean commodity player. Evidence: witness the rise of the razor blade model. You only see it when a company view their product to be a commodity, much like toilet paper, with a few little differentiators (quilted, softer, large format, bigger ink tanks...). HP would be totally screwed if someone came out with a cheap, high capacity inkjet that was built to be refilled from bulk ink.

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    19. Re:Article pretty short on content by salesgeek · · Score: 1


      Marketing is much, much worse than that in a technology driven company because the marketers do not understand even the current products and how they are used.


      This is BS. The marketing vs. engineering argument is stupid. To succeed you have to have both a strong marketing team and a strong engineering team that work hand in hand to succeed. Good marketing is essential for success in a tech company. If you have the best tech in the world and can't package and sell it, you basically are useles as a corporation. HPs marketing is awful because they don't understand what their customers want and they certainly don't feedback the information to R&D and engineering that is needed to get the best possible product into the marketplace.

      The best companies get both the R/D and Marketing ballance right - and they wipe the floor with the competition.

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    20. Re:Article pretty short on content by aussersterne · · Score: 1

      Marketing is much, much worse than that in a technology driven company because the marketers do not understand even the current products and how they are used.

      This is the key in almost every technology firm I've worked in for the last fifteen years.

      Marketers:

      - Think they're smarter or higher-functioning than the engineers because they're usually well-dressed and personable, while the engineers are often just a little, well, engineery.

      - So they tend to make their own decisions on what's useful and what's not, even though they don't really understand why any of their customers buy any of their products...

      - ...because they don't understand what any of their customers do or what any of their products are used for, so meetings are often wasted just trying to tell marketing what a product is, enough that they might be able to cook up some ad copy or a plan that's remotely related...

      - ...but they inevitably want to schematize based on what they already know, rather than on what the engineer is trying to say: "Oh, I get it! So a forty percent reduction in memory footprint by using a recursive process is kind of like hiring a more responsible maid to clean your kitchen, if the one you already had was stealing from you, right? So the launch campaign will focus on positive results and trust, maybe we'll even use the maid idea, I sort of like it. No, I don't think we should use words like 'reduced memory footprint' in our ad copy, nobody knows what that means. I certainly don't. I mean, you have to realize that you guys know what it means, but not everybody is an engineer."

      - Marketing folk are essentially trained to see a generalized, broad, open kind of "market" that is both darwinistic and capitalistic. They are not at all prepared for the vertical, integrated, and often very narrow, specialized, or jargon- and needs-laden marketplaces of science and technology.

      Marketing has transitioned from the process of making informed customers aware of what you're selling to selling irrelevant "overhead" products between businesses to clueless corporate buyers who, more likely than not, are also marketers. It's a kind of incestuous cesspit that currently controls a huge portion of the capital that's at play, and that stifles both innovation and simple functionality in the workplace.

      And the problem is that it given current organization charts, these days marketing's input generally drives the R&D budget, rather than the people who work in R&D. The budget is set based on what marketing is planning to do over the next few quarters or the next several years. Not just the amount, but also the use of the R&D budget is directed accordingly.

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  28. The mInd boggles. by newdamage · · Score: 1

    A strategy that revolved around marketing smoke and mirrors?
    Slashing research budgets and firing the actual brainpower?

    And people were happy when Carly left? Why, that just blows my mind. Engineering types always love it when a smooth talking well dressed MBA type comes into the lab and begins talking about direction and uses words like "edgy" and "synergy". How in the world could they hate Carly?m

    Sarcasm aside, I gotta get me a job where I can royally fuck up a company and be given a severance package that includes more money than I could ever hope to spend in a lifetime.

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    1. Re:The mInd boggles. by Psychopundit · · Score: 1

      Energy and Synergy? You think that's disgusting? How about a marketing manager type coming into the lab and talking for 45 minutes about how we were all doing a great job, our profits were through the roof, and that we would all be "Value Captured." When he stopped broadcasting and took questions, we all got to find out that "value captured" was a euphamism for "repurposed" which was a euphamism for "outsourced" which itself was a euphamism for us having the privelege of training our indian replacements for 3 months before being let go. Yes this was at HP. 2 years ago.

    2. Re:The mInd boggles. by fontkick · · Score: 1

      I gotta get me a job where I can royally fuck up a company and be given a severance package that includes more money than I could ever hope to spend in a lifetime.

      I hear that HP is hiring....

  29. Now she's headed for the World Bank... by perrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After ruining HP, the Bush administration has suggested her for rui^H^Hnning the World Bank. Read it here. 'Top executives' like herself like to tell us that they need their huge salaries because they take such risks, and if they screw up they are done in the business. Yeah, right. The truth is, it doesn't matter how much they screw up, their own will take care of them anyway.

    1. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybbe Bush is looking forward to giving her a kiss on the cheek during the announcement ceremony.

    2. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by NatteringNabob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is worth pointing out that this isn't Carly's first debacle, she also drove Lucent into the ground. That's a mighty impressive record, destroying not only the company that made the transistor, but also one of the first companies to put it to good use. I think Bush sees alot of himself in Carly. Remember he had two failed business ventures, Spectrum 7 and Harken Energy. Harken bailed him out at Spectrum, and some skillful insider trading netted him a profit out of the second (it's not only good to be a King, being son of a President ain't so bad either).

    3. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I recall rightly HPs market cap went up by 2 billion dollars the day she left. In other words (if we're going to justify everything by share price as many CEOs like Ms. Fiorina do) she was worth negative $2 billion to HP. Do they get to bill her for damage done? Nope, they pay her a nice $20 million leaving bonus. Why would anyone hire someone who managed to decrease a companies worth by $2 billion? I'm at a loss. Her career should be over (and with a $20 million dollar bonus to walk away with, it's not like she'll ever have to work again if she doesn't care to). Bizarre.

      Jedidiah.

    4. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Cap'n+Steve · · Score: 1

      "suggested her for rui^H^Hnning the World Bank"

      rnning? Careful with that backspace key, son.

    5. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Existing stock holders can still sue her.

    6. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      Did it ever occur to you that maybe the Bush administration is trying to deliver a poison pill to the world bank?

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    7. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's my personal suspicion.

      Fuck the banks up, and they end up with more means to keep people under control (the world over, even). "Obey the law or we'll revoke your food ration" is a bit more threatening than "Obey the law or we'll have you fired from your $100,000/year job."

      The law, in this case, being whatever the fuck they want it to be, from "Don't be outside after dark" to "Only 2 hours of electricity use per day" or "Police have full spectrum sexual rights to any 'citizen'".

    8. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Anti-Bush leftist.net Dipshit,

      That article says she's in the running, along with several other candidates. But of course you put your usual fucktard liberal spin on it.

      BTW, you have two ^H's, so you ended up saying "rnning". God you're fucking stupid.

    9. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      More than that. HP has 2.91 billion shares outstanding, and the share price closed up $1.39 from the day before. That's more like $4 billion.

      I'm assuming 9-Feb-05 was the day news of her leaving hit the market, since that day has 10 times the normal volume, see .

    10. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one asked you, you Bush rim-jobbing faggot.

    11. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yep, Carly destroyed two of the greatest R&D cultures in the world. But hey, look at those really cheap and low quality inkjet printers HP puts out now.

      Thank G-d she wasn't in charge of Agilent -- I wonder if the can buy the name back, and H-Paq could go back to being Compaq.

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    12. Re:Now she's headed for the World Bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the world bank, and wto already perform this role quite nicely, screwing up developing nations by dictating their economic policies in such a fashion that they favour large international corporations rather than local home grown companies.

  30. Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by xtal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you don't understand your own products, you are going to suck as a leader. I don't care what the current nonsense is, but that's something I really believe - perhaps it explains the success of lawyers as politicians?

    This is a theme you see in education all the time - you don't need to understand or have a degree in, oh, say physics in order to teach physics. Yeah, right. You can't teach something you don't understand at a fundamental level.

    This goes to show that people with pure business backgrounds are not automatically assumed success in any field. Mr. Hewlett and Packard made wonderful products, by and for engineers. You can see it clear as day in what they produced. I love my HP48 calculator. I own oscilloscopes and function generators made by HP that dates back to the 70's and the gear still works flawlessly and looks great.

    Watch for intel to make the same kind of mistakes - the best leaders for tech companies are those with BOTH business acumen and technical backgrounds.

    Hopefully this Carly FIASCO will scare some brains into those who make the big decisions, but maybe I'm just dreaming. Short term profits, damn the cost!

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    1. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by Aadain2001 · · Score: 1

      Intel actually likes to promote from within, not hire outside people to become managers. So a lot of the managers in the design and process engineering groups are all engineers first and managers second. Sometimes making an engineer a manager doesn't work, but sometimes it works really well. Look at Craige Berette. He was a professor of material science at (I may have this wrong) Standford before he came to work at Intel. The same can't always be said for the marketing/sales/HR departments, but in the engineering departments they are almost always run by engineers. Just wanted to clear that up a bit.

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    2. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with what you say. Although sadly, this is probable not the norm.

      But, the other side of the argument is, "Is it necessary to be a technically minded person (eg. engineer) to understand and appreciate technical products?"

    3. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, you're wrong. Companies need leaders with a clue. That's it.

      I work for IBM. Lou Gerstner, a hick from some tobacco/foods conglomerate came in and saved our bacon. A lot of the old timers curse his name, we're still settling a lot of pension disputes, but there is no doubt he saved IBM. We are the premier technology company in the world. I work on a project that originated in a research lab. I feel like my company has taken the "Engineering" mantle away from HP, even though we are traditionally led by marketing and salespeople. Yes, even though they are marketing and salespeople, they are people with a clue. Our current CEO, Sam Palmisano said it best "We don't package stuff off the shelf and have the gall to call ourselves technologists".

    4. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by stor · · Score: 1

      I think you bring up a very interesting point xtal.

      This is a theme you see in education all the time - you don't need to understand or have a degree in, oh, say physics in order to teach physics. Yeah, right. You can't teach something you don't understand at a fundamental level.

      Indeed. Following on from this point people tend not to sincerely respect a leader who hasn't spent a few years "in the trenches" themselves, doing what it is they are directing their subordinates to do.

      I think this explains a great deal of the common bad attitudes that exist between operational staff and management today: many current managers were trained in *management* rather than the field they are managing. Most of them have never had to do the jobs they are asking others to do. Most of them didn't work there way up from the peon level. Therefore they seem clueless: they don't have a deep understanding of the actual task.

      Of course, having engineers become managers isn't necessarily a recipe for success either.

      One thing I think some miss is that Carly is a piece/character in someone else's game too. Someone put her where she is. She didn't work out but I'm sure people garnered a better idea of her strengths and weaknesses. She'll be put somewhere else where she's more likely to succeed. People are mentioning the World Bank and gnashing their teeth. I have no idea but perhaps there's a perception that in the World Bank she'll integrate better or be whipped into shape by her immediate contemporaries. She may be crap with technology but good with finance.

      Cheers
      Stor

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      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    5. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! I was also going to mention the CookieMan (Gersterner) example but he has done it better than I could have.

    6. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the techie turned manager, Dick Hackborn (board member, previously the guy credited with printing's success), was Carly's premiere evangelist (and eventual executioner too).

      Google Hackborn and Fiorina and you'll get the whole story.

    7. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
      I think you need somebody that understands the market/business you are in, not an engineer...

      Take Apple, I don't think Steve Jobs would be considered really a computer geek, but he 'gets it' he see the product and the people and puts them together. He knows that he needs people with good brains to make good stuff, and knows that 'cool' stuff has to be used by not the brainiest bunch out there. and works with it.

      HP isn't Apple though, the audience formerly were some of the brainiest bunch in the community, with more letters than you can shake a sliderule at. I think Carly wanted HP to be IBM PC, Microsoft, Apple, Compaq and whatever other things HP wasn't because she didn't understand engineers and such.

      What HP needs is a Leo Laporte or some other guy who gets the tech thing but also sees the popular community and what would be the next killer app or box for them.

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    8. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we should put our money where our mouth is and support companies like SUN which not only have technical leadership with a clue but also the tenacity to stick to their vision irrespective of what all the doomsday sayers and Wall Street jocks say about their strategy.

    9. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by adam872 · · Score: 1

      You need both people with technical and business expertise to survive and prosper. If you are really fortunate, or very clueful when recruiting people, you get people who have both sets of skills. There are many great engineering companies who have had tech oriented CEOs who had no clue how to run a business, likewise there are MBA's who have no clue about tech. The good organisations know they need both and actively seek out those skills. A lot of these same succesful companies promote from within, so the folks running the show have an intimate knowledge of the business and the technical side.

    10. Re:Technical Companies Need Technical Leaders! by BShive · · Score: 1

      Of course, IBM isn't immune to the cutbacks and shortage of new stuff coming out either. What happened to our mandatory 2 weeks training and being able to order whatever books or software you needed with no questions asked? Both benefits are completely gone. You need to follow a long approval chain to get any kind of training or material.

  31. That'll happen.... by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not unlike Hollywood, where actors and actresses live in their own version of reality - pretty far removed from the daily lives most of us have.

    When you earn that type of money, and spend your time around peers that do the same, how can you expect them to see these screw-ups as a "big deal", really? Like you said, it's not their own business, built from the ground up - so they're not coming into things with that background of remembering how tough it was to build it.

    A lot of these big-wig corporate types pander more to such things as a peer "taking a big risk". They're going to say "Carly, that was a really bold move you made, merging with Compaq. Didn't really work out, but that's the type of thinking and attitude we like to see in a C.E.O.! I think we can find a new spot for you over here...."

    In many ways, I think they approach it like gambling. Sure, the rest of us can say "I can't believe that guy just plunked down a million dollars on the roulette table and lost it all. What a moron!" But if he's got the kind of money where that isn't going to put an end to his lifestyle, and his peers are equally rich gamblers, they're just going to cheer him on. They're thinking in the back of their heads that they're "way above" all those naysayers who aren't "successful enough" to even afford to take those types of risks.

    1. Re:That'll happen.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just described class warfare.

      That million CF lost at the roulette table wasn't hers; it was the shareholders (Never, ever mess with a woman or her cat.). It was a bet she had no right to make.

      It's easy to be an arrogant ass with other people's money. Even easier to walk away from it without any sense of remorse.

      Oh course she's got $20 mil in the bank and I don't.

      And there is something terribly wrong with that.

    2. Re:That'll happen.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, except when you say It was a bet she had no right to make. In the existing system, it *is* a bet she had the right to make -- and the 'stock market'/'system' itself is the matter of 'placing bets' on whatever you think will show a return.

      This is, of course, all as self-justifying as, say, Enron's business model. There's a rule of averages involved; if you don't give a hoot about the side effects, the whole thing is very efficient at extracting resources and turning them into 'profits' (which are either the benefit of humanity, the rape of the planet, or both). It's also a meritocracy -- but for the gamblers, not for the engineers and scientists and grunt workers who build or even market the stuff. (So if you want to be commie, consider that Marx was off - we shouldn't be pissed at the middle class for owning lawn ornaments, everyone wants lawn ornaments. We should be pissed at the gamblers who work so hard to grab our individual leverage only to piss it away, and the entire economic structure that makes this seem optimal and allows homelessness or denial of medical care as collateral damage.)

      What exactly to do about it? Hell if I know, there are various theories around. But realize that shortsighted, damaging behavior is presently the norm because "the system" rewards it... this is not necessarily the endgame of 'capitalism' or 'investment' (themselves emergent properties of barter), but let's face it -- you want the highest return as fast as you can, or you're losing leverage versus your neighbors; who are you going to invest in? If you're an institutional investor, you can piss it away chasing the optimal capitalist dream, and if you're a member of the huddled masses, you need that short term return the same way -- man's gotta eat, and the market rewards the behavior.

    3. Re:That'll happen.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't so much the market I object to, but the rewards based system that seems to favor mediocrity.

      If Ms. Fiorna had increased HP's share and improved efficiency, we'd all be singing her praises. Instead she bit the pooch, and is rewarded 20 mil. And was arrogant about it on top of.

      The pay for the upper echelons is proportionally way higher than the rest, and it is justified by either showing results or having a greater stake in the risks. Neither applied to her (nor to most CEOs), so the justification is where?

      The problem to me is in the corporate structure, which limits liability and therefore, allows others to act foolishly with other people's money.

      Yes, there would be problems in ending the concept of corporations, but not significantly more than we presently face.

      It puts people on equal footing instead of creating a super-class that is accountable to no one.

  32. Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP makes crap... I expected this. Leaders stink, computers stink... it all stinks

    http://onticfusion.sytes.net/

  33. Patnets by argoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think in a normal world. people would collaberate and fund raise to do RnD - their creations would gain them value and reputation, and that would lead to new opportunities. But we don't live in a normal world, we live in a patent world - a world where companies receive vast rewards for cutting off other companies from new tchnologies. A world where those little inventors (who patents are supposed to help) are premanately locked out.

    Yeah, I know the "party line" that one that says no big companies will invent without patent monopolies, but just look at how many items in the average kitchen were really invented by a big company (hint none). Look at the electricity, phone, the PC, the radio, and so on .... (no big companies). I think if people kicked patents the hell out of they way they'd be supprised what happens. It would free up millions of inventions, to millions more inventors, and create a sunami of economic growth and technology. The fact that inventions can be coppied should be treated like a opportunity, not a threat, or even worse a theft. Patents monopolies (and I mean all of them, not just software) simply half to die and calling them
    intellectual "property" is simply fradulent.

    1. Re:Patnets by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      but just look at how many items in the average kitchen were really invented by a big company (hint none). Look at the electricity, phone, the PC, the radio,

      The problem with your thesis is that while all of these inventions were done by small operations, they were all certainly patented. Edison in particular rang the patent system like a bell all day long. The Bell patent was absolutely crucial. The fact of the matter is that patents are much more important to single inventors of small organizations because without them the big companies would just take their invention, and use it freely without and any compensation to the small inventor.

    2. Re:Patnets by psykocrime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact of the matter is that patents are much more important to single inventors of small organizations because without them the big companies would just take their invention, and use it freely without and any compensation to the small inventor.

      The problem with your thesis is that it's too expensive and time-consuming for single inventors or small organizations to get patents. And even if they do invest the time and effort to get a patent, they run the risk of having it invalidated by a previously issued, overly-broad, never-should-have-been-granted patent owned by EvilMegaCorp Inc. The fact of the matter is that patents are much more important to large, powerful corporations, because they can leverage them (patents) and their power and money and lawyers, to squeeze out any single inventors or small organizations that threaten them.

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    3. Re:Patnets by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The problem with your thesis is that it's too expensive and time-consuming for single inventors or small organizations to get patents.

      Then how do you explain that history has shown exactly the opposite occurs with great regularity?

    4. Re:Patnets by jpc · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Did occur.

      Before legal costs in the US went exponential, and huge cross licensing agreements meant that the big corporations wouldnt sue each other to invalidate patents.

      Times have changed.

      There is almost no point in small companies filing now. Unless you are about to become bankrupt and want some residual assets for vulture lawyers to take up.

    5. Re:Patnets by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
      The problem with your thesis is that it's too expensive and time-consuming for single inventors or small organizations to get patents.

      And there is where the patent system broke down. Originally it was set up for the average american to make an honest living (and stave away dishonest copycats). But the politicians and lawyers have been nickeled and dimes enough and the big conpanies have turned the tables and now use it as a business strategy. Alot of these things to protect the little guy is now a weapon for the big guy.

      One good example was Nolan Bushnell in the early days of Atari, even back at the time of the 2600, Atari was working out ways to lock out the competition one by contracting with all the ROM manufacturers (to have exclusive acess to key chips), or setting up a dummy competitor (Kee Games) in order to increase regional distributor sales. The only thing was back then we didn't really see what was going to happen, we just smirked and said, "that's kinda cool..." Well things like that are now out of control, the little book of shifty business strategies is used my the majority now, and it aint funny anymore.

      What's even more sad is this bad business is a daily headlines thing, and none of us really does much about it except post thier opionions on Sla... oh... well... um... (cough) I've been sick.

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    6. Re:Patnets by argoff · · Score: 1

      From what I renember, Edison got caught up in endless litigation that distracted greatly from his efforts, and from focusing on the area where was most talanted. In fact from what I renember, the fray nearly destroyed him.

      Other inventors like Eli Whitney, he never made a dime for inventing the cotton gyn, but later made a fortune from the reputation it created when he was awarded contracts for manufactured arms.

      Patnets are not "protection" like everyone touts. When a person makes a licensing agreement, what they are really making is a promise not to sue if you pay them. In any other context it would be called extortion, but certainly not incentive or property.

    7. Re:Patnets by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I think in a normal world. people would collaberate and fund raise to do RnD - their creations would gain them value and reputation, and that would lead to new opportunities. But we don't live in a normal world, we live in a patent world - a world where companies receive vast rewards for cutting off other companies from new tchnologies. A world where those little inventors (who patents are supposed to help) are premanately locked out.

      Yeah, I know the "party line" that one that says no big companies will invent without patent monopolies, but just look at how many items in the average kitchen were really invented by a big company (hint none). Look at the electricity, phone, the PC, the radio, and so on .... (no big companies). I think if people kicked patents the hell out of they way they'd be supprised what happens. It would free up millions of inventions, to millions more inventors, and create a sunami of economic growth and technology. The fact that inventions can be coppied should be treated like a opportunity, not a threat, or even worse a theft. Patents monopolies (and I mean all of them, not just software) simply half to die and calling them intellectual "property" is simply fradulent.

      Patents, and copyrights do have their place, but the length of tyme they are in force should be drastically reduced.

      Falcon
  34. cry me a river by philipkd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, where's the comparison with the experience at other R&D labs, like Microsoft's.

    Plus, the guy's article runs under the assumption that the R&D Lab is holy and that any attempt to reduce, shape, or in someway modify them is evil.

    This is not necessarily true. Xerox PARC gave us the mouse, the gui, and ethernet. Microsoft's R&D Lab hasn't done much noteworthy yet has a $1 billion+ budget.

    Apple's innovation shouldn't necessarily even be attributed to an R&D Lab. I remember that Apple emphasizes a research-to-product-development cycle. Apples tells its developers precisely that: "these things better turn into products!"

    And this makes simple business sense in some cases. Look at what good those innovations did Xerox. Apple took the GUI and mouse, Microsoft took the GUI from Apple, and 3Com took ethernet.

    This article's the typical kick-her-on-the-way-out story. "Yeah, I didn't like her either! She didn't increase my budget! I don't need to argue anymore."

    1. Re:cry me a river by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's R&D lab exists purely so the very smart people they employ aren't off changing the world for some other company. Anything they actually produce on top of that would be gravy.

    2. Re:cry me a river by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big failing of HP Labs is not that they don't get the space to do research, but that they don't understand the difference between research and R&D.

      I have personally been involved in a few different situations where lab organizations, rather than developing algorithms and technology, developed sub-product-quality full products, then tried to force product groups to take them to market as-is. On failing to do so, they went directly to sales organizations and major accounts to try to force their work to market.

      However long the research takes, you have to know when it's out of your hands -- whether it ever turns into product or not. Learn when to move on.

    3. Re:cry me a river by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Xerox PARC gave us the mouse, the gui, and ethernet.

      Engelbart and his team from Stanford Research Institute gave us the mouse. Sutherland gave us the GUI with Sketchpad. Improvements on GUI ideas came from countless researchers, undergrads, postgrads, professors, enthusiasts, and research institutes over nearly a decade before PARC was even formed. Xerox PARC just put all the latest ideas together in a convenient technology demo.

      So sick of PARC being given the credit for all things GUI. They were good, and they did do some pretty neat things, but they were not responsible for everything. Like all researchers they built upon the knowledge gained by others before them.

    4. Re:cry me a river by Creamsickle · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you're smoking, but I'd give credit for the GUI to Alan Key of PARC, and Engelbart was also at the Xerox PARC for invention of the mouse, so credit goes there in both cases.

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    5. Re:cry me a river by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Not sure what you're smoking, but I'd give credit for the GUI to Alan Key of PARC,

      Alan Kay, not Key. Alan Kay himself gave credit to Sketchpad (1962) for defining the modern graphical user interface. As one observer noted of Alan Kay's 1986 speech discussing Dynabook:

      One persistent myth about the work of Xerox in this era--which Kay has worked actively to dispel in historical talks such as this one--is that PARC invented the mouse and graphical user interface (GUI). The mouse was invented by Doug Engelbart and others at the Augmentation Research Center (ARC); the GUI has its roots in systems such as Sketchpad, Grail, and ARC's NLS. -- http://www.newmediareader.com/cd_samples/Kay/

      So, you were saying?

      and Engelbart was also at the Xerox PARC for invention of the mouse, so credit goes there in both cases.

      You are simply mistaken. I already gave you the research institute where Engelbart worked (SRI) when he and his team invented the mouse. Educate yourself, because you are grossly ignorant.

    6. Re:cry me a river by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y'know, there's this thing called Google that can help prevent you from making a complete fool of yourself in public.

    7. Re:cry me a river by Creamsickle · · Score: 1

      I guess this is what I get for trying to have an intelligent argument with someone who wasn't even around when this stuff was going on. Look, there is more to computing history than tidbits you get out a book. I would recommend to you a thorough study of the Xerox PARC's early activities including Engelbart's collaboration at the time.

      I would also recommend finding an knowledgeable elder who was in the industry at the time to sit you down and tell it to you how it is! ;). Books are only giving you half the story my friend! By the way your AC troll was fun, isn't the internet so great that when you can't get your way and you know you're wrong, you can just anonymously blast people?

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    8. Re:cry me a river by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I guess this is what I get for trying to have an intelligent argument with someone who wasn't even around when this stuff was going on. Look, there is more to computing history than tidbits you get out a book. I would recommend to you a thorough study of the Xerox PARC's early activities including Engelbart's collaboration at the time.

      Interesting that you think Engelbart created the mouse at PARC, seeing as he demonstrated the mouse two years before PARC was even formed.

      On December 9, 1968, Douglas C. Engelbart and the group of 17 researchers working with him in the Augmentation Research Center at Stanford Research Institute in Menlo Park, CA, presented a 90-minute live public demonstration of the online system, NLS, they had been working on since 1962... This was the public debut of the computer mouse. -- [http://sloan.stanford.edu/MouseSite/1968Demo.html ]

      Xerox Corporation gathers together a team of world-class researchers in information sciences and physical sciences and gives them the mission to create "the architecture of information." The Xerox Palo Alto Research Center (PARC) officially opens its doors at 3180 Porter Drive in Palo Alto, California on July 1, 1970. -- [http://www.parc.xerox.com/about/history/default.h tml]

      Perhaps you think Xerox PARC also built the world's first time machine?

      I would also recommend finding an knowledgeable elder who was in the industry at the time to sit you down and tell it to you how it is! ;).

      Just because you're OLD doesn't mean you're RIGHT. Seeing as Alan KAY himself says you're wrong, and you don't even seem to be able to spell his name correctly, I think your opinion is as worthless as they come.

      By the way your AC troll was fun, isn't the internet so great that when you can't get your way and you know you're wrong, you can just anonymously blast people?

      The anonymous comment was not my doing, so don't be an ass.

    9. Re:cry me a river by mcc · · Score: 1

      Apple's innovation shouldn't necessarily even be attributed to an R&D Lab. I remember that Apple emphasizes a research-to-product-development cycle. Apples tells its developers precisely that: "these things better turn into products!"

      This story may be a bit old for you to notice this comment, but I really have to say I much prefer this to the way they were in the 90s. In the 90s Apple had an amazing, forward-thinking and brilliant research lab, but nothing ever came of anything they did. They'd just make these brilliant research products and build a publicly available prototype, but then neither they nor the parent company would bother to mature this to a product anyone knew about or that you could really make use of.

      Now their research lab may be a bit more results-oriented and less visionary than they were then, but frankly it seems like more actual "innovation" is taking place. The reason is that we're getting small innovations that actually get implemented and we can use, instead of huge brilliant innovations like OpenDoc that flounder unsupported and disappear into the night without having made any impact except as something for Microsoft to rip off.

  35. HP-35 by WizardOfZid · · Score: 1
    The single device that got me through engineering school, I still have it on my desk and it is STILL in daily use. Maybe that is why they had problems making enough profit; the equipment never gave up the ghost!

    There are a few tech companies that just might make it long term. One I can think of is Rockwell Automation. The CEO is a 30 year veteran of the company and came up through the engineering ranks. Stock price just make an all time high this week. Its not sexy or truly cutting edge but the company has a "better that six months out" mentality.

  36. Re:Being a slashdotter... by double-oh+three · · Score: 1, Funny

    You mean Farker.

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  37. Slashdot is powerful! by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Funny


    Slashdot is powerful! On Tuesday I complained about Carly Fiorina in a Slashdot comment, and on Wednesday she was fired. (See the 6th paragraph of the comment, and the subsequent comment.)

    1. Re:Slashdot is powerful! by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      Would you please complain about the Bush administration and continue to put your remarkable powers to use for the light side of the Force?

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    2. Re:Slashdot is powerful! by Herbmaster · · Score: 1

      I thought it was pretty creepy that about a week before she was fired, Carly was mentioned - by name, and as being the CEO of HP - in Dilbert. Hm, I can't seem to find a link. bah

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  38. Hell, I'd fire her ass by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

    ...Based soley on the fact that the PRINTER DRIVER I'm installing as I type this needs 400 MB of drive space MINIMUM. The full install is 1 GB!!! Adobe can pull off Photoshop CS with only 177 MB, so if that's not inept programming, I don't know what is-- I say, great, cut the beasts head off at the top. Maybe it will grow a better one.

    1. Re:Hell, I'd fire her ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Maybe they wrote the driver in .NET?

    2. Re:Hell, I'd fire her ass by mikis · · Score: 1

      I applaud to whoever came to an idea that applet to control your printer (HP LJ1010) should use Apache Tomcat 4.0 and JRE (cca. 40MB).

    3. Re:Hell, I'd fire her ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I applaud to whoever came to an idea that applet to control your printer (HP LJ1010) should use Apache Tomcat 4.0 and JRE (cca. 40MB).

      A bit of history on that... The engineering level was trying to get to the point where we could do linux and mac versions. Java with Tomcat for the servlets got us over 90% there. But still marketing nixed that plan. Happened several times more over the past 5 years.

      Yup.

  39. U kant spel by dangitman · · Score: 0
    Managment are in there nature dumb.

    Not at all like Slashdot users, eh?

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  40. The phony people are in control. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    And, I find it is disgusting that the Bush administration is putting Fiorina forward for Head of the World Bank, when she was such a failure at her last job. The phony people are in control.

    1. Re:The phony people are in control. by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      A failure by YOUR standards which inturn echoed by me and the people on slashdot. The fatcats, big wigs and the people in government think differently and live differently to make another opinion about her. Shes been a success by all account.

    2. Re:The phony people are in control. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      OTOH, from what I've read the World Bank is such a muddle of fraud, waste, graft, and bribery, that putting Carly in charge may be a ploy to kill the wretched thing so it can be rebuilt from scratch ;)

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  41. the big picture is far worse by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    I feel that Fiorina's paying much more for Compaq when it was on it's deathbed than what was recently paid for IBM's PC division says it all. The purchase brought nothing to HP and many people including myself believe that the only reason Fiorina did it was to make a big change that would take a while for the finnancial numbers to react to, protecting her personal position that was extremely in danger of termination at the time. And to see what the HP stock holders are getting stuck with paying her as "severence" after she did such a poor job is just crazy.

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    1. Re:the big picture is far worse by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      It brought HP lots of stuff by merging with Compaq. Inferrior servers, PCs and laptops, for instance. I guess I should be thankful that new HPaq servers and workstations still have a ROM BIOS setup program, rather than a Windows 3.1 BIOS setup program on a hidden partition on the hard drive like older Compaq offerings.

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  42. SELF-SERVING SPAMMER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hrm, I read slashdot too much. Its you again. See here.

  43. Re:He's just an angry, old, white man by psykocrime · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Patriarchy will do whatever it can to keep down a smart, sophisticated woman.

    Maybe, but what does that have to do with Carly Fiorina?

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  44. It's about profits, not what the customers want. by JoeCommodore · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's about profits, not what the customers want

    That seems to sum up the "new HP". Before they were pretty much doing thier own thing making specialized computers, test equipment and some damn fine laser printers.

    Now 2/3 of thier profits come from ink and toner sales, thier systems are very unsupported, I know I just talked to a really friendly techie from India who couldn't answer my problem (I have just discovered are due to thier thier latest BIOS...grrr).

    From what I saw when I booted this machine is that HP is cozying up to any company with money: Microsoft (XP, only XP), Apple (iPod), Symantic, AOL and other services (spyware/adware/Internet/etc). They seem to be using thier PCs hard drive capacity for garnering advertising, tie-in and lock-in revenue.

    Certainly sounds like HP has been reduced to a me-too company, they should expand into the ringtone business, I hear there are big bux there now.

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  45. President of World Bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here are some interesting comments about Carly becoming President of the World Bank.

  46. Re:Patents by psykocrime · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, I know the "party line" that one that says no big companies will invent without patent monopolies, but just look at how many items in the average kitchen were really invented by a big company (hint none). Look at the electricity, phone, the PC, the radio, and so on .... (no big companies). I think if people kicked patents the hell out of they way they'd be supprised what happens. It would free up millions of inventions, to millions more inventors, and create a sunami of economic growth and technology. The fact that inventions can be coppied should be treated like a opportunity, not a threat, or even worse a theft. Patents monopolies (and I mean all of them, not just software) simply half to die and calling them
    intellectual "property" is simply fradulent.


    I wish I had mod points... this deserves to be modded up.

    I just wish more people understood this. Patents do more overall harm to our society than they do good. They now serve to inhibit innovation, rather than to encourage it.

    The best thing we could do, would be to eliminate patents altogether. At the very least, software and "business method" patents should be eliminated.

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  47. Sun Labs is in trouble too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Do this. Go to Sun Research and then go to the US Patent Office and search for patents issued to Sun researchers. You'll find that all of a sudden about 2 years ago researchers who got little or no patents are suddenly getting patents. It seems like they were told to stop just doing research and writing papers and start getting patents and stuff so Sun could license the stuff and make money. While research papers go through a peer review process by people who are considered experts in their fields, I don't think you can say the same about the patent review process. Sun researchers are being measured by how many patents they get. It doesn't look good.

  48. Feature complete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you know that in the late 1700s, there was a feeling in the scientific communities (principly physics and chemistry and to a far lesser extent mathematics) that all major discoveries had been made and apart from a few small issues the fields were closed and the game was over? Atoms had not yet been discovered. Declaring a field 'mature' is fine within certain constraints. But as always, people don't know what they don't know. Additionally, historical predictions have been punctured throughout history by the pundit's inability to forsee a revolutionary event in a given field. e.g. the atom, the web, radioactivity , "640K should be enough for everyone", "the worldwide market for computers is probably 6". The list goes on and on. Thanks Carly for cashing-up HP out of a flat spot, but don't presume to be a talented enough seer to declare a field closed. History will remember and ridicule you for that position.

    1. Re:Feature complete by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      Late 1900's dude, not late 1700's. Think Lord Kelvin.

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  49. Re:Why supprised by servognome · · Score: 1

    Managment are in there nature dumb.
    No, most managers are very intelligent. Sometimes too intelligent, making them arrogant and unwilling to admit when they are out of their element. This applies to both engineers and business people placed in leadership positions.
    Companies fail with arrogant business leaders who believe they can market their way out of problems; as well as arrogant engineers, who believe making a great product will just sell itself.
    BTW, you should proof-read comments when you are calling people dumb.

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  50. Carly's Looks? by yukio · · Score: 5, Funny

    I swear that she and Celine Dion are really one and the same person.

    With about the same abilities in their respective fields.

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    To have ambition was my ambition.
    1. Re:Carly's Looks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Celine Dion is capable of carrying a tune in a bucket, which is the minimum required of a singer.

      Carly is incapable of running a company without damaging it in the short and long term, which is the minimum required of a CEO.

    2. Re:Carly's Looks? by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      On a semi-serious note, I think you're more accurate than you're intending to be.

      Celine Dion's French songs are much better IMHO than her forced, English stuff. Of course, that's her native language and she's been performing in French for far longer.

      Likewise, Fiorina's a marketer by training/experience and completely lacks operational experience. Witness how people (press, shareholders, other business types) loved to listen to her, but her utter lack of success at *doing* anything coherent.

    3. Re:Carly's Looks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Celine Dion's job is to sing pop songs, and to sing them in such way that many people will enjoy them. She's sold 160,000,000 albums, so clearly she's quite capable of doing so.

      So, you may not like her songs, the way she sings them, or the kind of commercialism she represents, but that's a purely subjective judgement.

      The comparison is just silly.

    4. Re:Carly's Looks? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Celine has some pretty good songs :-D

    5. Re:Carly's Looks? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      With about the same abilities in their respective fields.

      Make everything sound really nice while the ship goes down?

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  51. [OT] Carol J. Loomis by rifftide · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Someone should do a story on FORTUNE reporter Carol J. Loomis, whose story (subscription required) on HP's performance under Fiorina hit the newstands about a week before Carly was fired.

    Nor was this story remarkable by Loomis' standards. She covered her own corporate employer, AOL Time Warner, for several years and her reports were characterized by withering sarcasm in reviewing their strategies, finances, and internal politics.

    Fiorina may no longer be one of the most powerful women in American business, but Loomis still is.

  52. Carly Fiorina to head the World Bank? by kaalamaadan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Carly Fiorina is the potential chief of the World Bank. So while engineers breathe a sigh of relief, the world at large cowers in fear at the next turn?

    1. Re:Carly Fiorina to head the World Bank? by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      Who cowers from 30 year interest-free loans?

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      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
  53. "Bash a Failed CEO" Game $39.95 by Sundroid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The most telling paragraph of that piece from TechnologyReview.com is: "Our biggest mistake at HP Labs came from being too cautious. We passed on developing Steve Wozniak's cheap little personal computer. Woz was working in HP's lab, on calculator projects, at the time. We knew the computer idea was great, but we couldn't work out how to market it, so we passed."

    The retired HP engineer undermined his point that "a marketing person should not run a tech company" by admitting that tech guys, including him, are no marketing genius either.

    Tech industry is a cutthroat business, let's face it. Bashing a failed Tech CEO is a popular game these days, that is why a short article like this gets the Slashdot treatment. But, the smarter people are working on weeknights and weekends, at their basements, in their garages, to come up with the next thing, and I bet they do it quietly.

    1. Re:"Bash a Failed CEO" Game $39.95 by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      The problem you see with technical CEOs who lack marketing sense (vs the other way around) is that a company will have a lot of failed products that were pretty cool, but not terribly useful, and certainly unprofitable.

      just like everything else in life, its all about balance (business savvy vs technical vision)

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  54. That explains hp's iPod by geekee · · Score: 1

    Just license the the mp3 player design (iPod) from a company that can design products rather than try any innovation at hp.

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  55. US / Western Europe in 50 years time. by Monty+Stubble · · Score: 1

    Face it folks, the high value add research jobs are heading East, following the manufacturing jobs that went there 10 years ago.

    India / China have the foresight to continue investing massively in Technology and Education, while we moan about taxes, are unwilling to invest properly in education, and run up debt to fund our little consumerist paradise.

    I wonder what it'll be like in the US / Europe in 50 years time...everything will be researched / developed / manufactured somewhere else, and we'll have run out of money to buy it anyway.

    Better start learning how to make trinkets to sell to the tourists...

    1. Re:US / Western Europe in 50 years time. by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      while we moan about taxes, are unwilling to invest properly in education, and run up debt to fund our little consumerist paradise

      Government is inherently inefficient. While it can do some things that the private sector cannot do, the more taxes it consumes, the more inefficient society becomes. Hence, moaning about taxes is actually a good thing.

      Money is not the problem with education. Private and home schools have shown that they can do more with less. The problem is culture rot and no amount of money is going to fix this.

      I agree with you, however, about debt.

      Better start learning how to make trinkets to sell to the tourists...

      The next few years are going to be interesting. First, we are rapidly approaching the point where borders will make no difference. Second, American baby boomers will retire and leave the work force at a rate greater than they can be replaced. Some pundits have said that, starting around 2007, even if we outsource every single job possible, that there still won't be enough workers. Competent, educated people, regardless of their location, could very well be at a premium.

    2. Re:US / Western Europe in 50 years time. by metaverse · · Score: 1

      India did not massively invest in education. Tech education in india was never to the benefit of its own citizens to put it back in their system. Talk to 2 out of 3 indians 10 years ago the dream was to come to america where they could make big money. Educational institutions catered to these masses who were willing to pay hand over fist for this "lucky strike" of a chance at changing their fortune out of india. The only thing that has changed today is they don't have to deal with the hassle of coming to america to work by gambling with the visa system..the jobs are coming home to them..

    3. Re:US / Western Europe in 50 years time. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, maybe India as a country didn't invest in education, but Indians as a people did. It's paying off for them.

      Meanwhile, back in the US, education (esp. in technical fields) wasn't seen as important or useful for American students.

      The really bad thing is that currently, that view has turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy. An education in a tech field really is useless now. With the skyrocketing costs of education, and lack of a decent job market, there's little point in getting yourself in debt to the tune of $50k - 100k, just to find that all the jobs have moved offshore, and what's left is miserable and low-paying.

  56. Agilent may prosper by laing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fortunately Carly spun off the test and measurement instrument group into "Agilent". They have always produced the best instrumentation in the industry and continue to do so. It's a shame that they've lost the HP name, but they are still a top notch company.

    1. Re:Agilent may prosper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much as I really hate to not bash Carly on this, you really can't nail her for this one. The Agilent divestiture was already in play when she came on board.

      That's ok. She made enough of her own boneheaded decisions.

      And then there is the Board of Directors. All of whom should be sent packing. None of them has clean hands.

  57. Wasn't very popular by Creamsickle · · Score: 5, Informative

    I worked at HP making drivers and whatnot several years ago. I was there at the time Carly took over until about a year or two afterwards. I can tell you from my experience at HP that she was quite unpopular among the employees, at least around the time I left. A big part of Fiorina getting the axe I am sure is not only because of stock performance, but because she took so much away from the family that was HP and showed nothing positive for it.

    Before she took over, the company was very family-oriented, as you would expect since it was family-owned. I loved going to work because I realized that the kind of work atmosphere we had at HP was very rare. There were a couple of policies that employees somewhat questioned that were family-oriented, for instance having to take a mandatory day off, I believe it was every couple weeks. Obviously there were a few grumbles from some over losing money since they could be working. But overall looking past specific policies, there was an overall feeling of appreciation for the top of HP management for creating such a caring work environment. There was just an atmosphere there that didn't just appear overnight, it was the result of careful planning by those in upper management.

    Folks loved working at HP, and it showed in the turnover rate, which was stunningly low. This was worn as a badge of pride by the company.

    Enter Carly Fiorina. Look at this turnover rate, it's terrible! We need it to go way up, to cycle new people and new ideas in! Day off every two weeks, that's ridiculous, let's get rid of that as well as cut back paid vacation and benefits to help push up the turnover rate! Firings, and resignations sure did lead to a higher turnover rate. HP stopped being HP. Instead of being a very special place to work for, it was suddenly Just Another Corporation. I left a little later, not with the new company environment as the reason, but at that point I was not sad to say goodbye.

    The thing is, Carly took that spirit away from the company, she took away that something very special about HP that made it a privilige to work there, all the while promising results that never materialized. Had HP skyrocketed, few would have complained, but no - she took all these intangibles away, and all the company had to show for it was poor performance. She was a poor leader and a bad decision-maker. The Compaq thing and lack of results afterwards was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

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    1. Re:Wasn't very popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IOW, it sucks working for a whore-master. Whether they're male or female.

      The sad thing is this: Since Bush I, American has been all about whore-masters. We got a reprieve with Clinton. He had a big dick, he knew how to use it, and he scared the posers. But Bush II has been the lowest of posers. Everyone is free to try and swing it. There are no credible challengers. And 99% of the posers end up in bankruptcy. (Along with 99% of the rest of us.)

      It's bad times for dick swinging posers. Even for the chicks with really huge stunt dicks.

  58. A consumer's opinion - second the motion by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I used to think the utmost of HP.

    Excellent hardware, printers that worked, calculators that were better than everyone else's.

    Well, things have changed - HP bought DEC, they bought Compaq, they got rid of a decent chip (Alpha), they have printer software that is HUGE and is always bugging me to check for updates, or, at the very least telling me my ink cartridge is "almost empty" (%50 full) - better buy more!

    I think HP was better when it was run by engineers who did good work, rather than marketing folks who thought they know what was good.

    Well, any company that big will last for a long time anyhow, but I know I won't be buying HP products without checking out the competition first.

    Especially printers.

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    1. Re:A consumer's opinion - second the motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, um Compaq bought DEC, started killing off the Alpha, was then itself bought out by HP, which simply finished the job. Most (all?) of the original DEC engineers had long since jumped ship. Are there any old DEC folks still hanging on out there at HP? You must feel like a seveth son having survived that many economic downturns, mergers and layoffs and bad management.

    2. Re:A consumer's opinion - second the motion by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Compaq bought the ashes of DEC after DEC settled with Intel on some DEC patents that Intel was supposed to have violated.

  59. Re:Being a slashdotter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... real life half life ... potentially the solution to so many of our little problems.

  60. Carly wasn't the real problem by xs650 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Carly wasn't the root source of problem, the boneheads that hired her and let her run the company into the toilet were and are the problem.

    1. Re:Carly wasn't the real problem by hawkeye · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've often thought that the "Captains" of tech. industry are little more than engineers who can't design or business grads. who couldn't excel in finance.

      I worked for National Semiconductor when Brian Halla joined the company. As a matter of fact, my first day at National was the same as his...

      He was supposed to turn the company around and make it more on par with Intel. What has he succeeded in doing? Umm... let's just say the whole "information appliance" vision (for National) has failed and the company is "refocusing" on its core analog (primarily power management) business.

      Personally, I think his performance has been even worse than Carly's.

      What really irks me, though, is the fact that these "leaders" walk away with millions from the company they raped, when they fail. Jeez! Would I ever like to have a job like that!

      Cheers,

      - slackerman

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  61. Difference between R&D and pure Research by anti-NAT · · Score: 1

    Cringely, in his book, "Accidental Empires" talks about this. Although industry history wise it is starting to get quite dated, I think there is a lot of value in the general, timeless observations he makes.

    He classifies R&D to have the fundamental purpose of researching and developing products that will be marketable in the relatively near future, for example 2 to 3 years. All companies do this, how "future" oriented they are about it would be where there are differences. Apple would be more future oriented than Dell, however, they are still both doing R&D.

    He then defines "pure research" as research into things that won't necessarily have a near term pay off and may not ever evolve into a product. He says that pure research may add to the company's bottom line in something like 10 to 20 years. The main, immediate product of pure research is "intellectual" capital - having a group of people in the organisation with an advanced level of knowledge, and a patent portfolio, so that, although the rest of the industry may benefit and maybe moved forward by the research, the original company that paid for it can recoop some of their costs. In pure research, finding out something doesn't work is just as valuable as finding out something does.

    Very few companies can afford to do pure research, because it costs a lot, and, in the short term, doesn't produce any profit. It may never directly produce a profit at all. Very few organisations can make enough profit that they can through money at pure research and yet still have their investors happy with the profits they produce. Governments can also support pure research, as they don't have to produce a profit at all.

    Examples of companies that have performed pure research are fairly easy to identify - they have huge patent libraries. The canonical example is, of course, IBM. Lucent is another, although as a company they are declining, and it is likely that they'll stop doing pure research soon, if they already haven't. The author of this article suggests HP was another, although making inkjet printers smaller really isn't pure research, although not having a defined timeline doesn't quite make it R&D either. Finally, in recent years, Microsoft has created a pure research group.

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  62. Linus Pauling said... by Linuxathome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "a good idea comes from many ideas." It sounds like Carly Fiorina does not truly understand how research and development is funded. If an exec comes in thinking that all ideas and prototypes that come out of the lab must have an economical payout, then they will commit innovation suicide. Give a little slack and allow the engineers and researchers do what they do best -- create. If you make them worry about their job or their wallet, then that's wasted brain energy that could have been put to good use for creativity.

    Some venture capitalists (which I think Carly was before joining HP) truly understand the nature of the beast, which is why we often hear about companies, crazy ideas, or projects the VCs back that should have never had funding in the first place. Fund lots of ideas, one of them will be a great one.

  63. New slogan by bsandersen · · Score: 3, Funny
    After seeing the iPod in an HP box I realized their new slogan was:

    HP: relabel

  64. But Carly made money for stockholders! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Carly made lots of money for stockholders. I can personally attest to this.

    I bought 26 shares of HP stock on February 1 at 19.75. Carly leaves, and I dump my stock on the 9th at 21.50!!! Woo hoo! I made $45 in just 8 days (minus commission). Just look at that selloff spike. Some of that was me!

    Anyone who knew anything about HP was partying that day. Even at Agilent everyone was giddy. If I had known Carly was about to get dumped I would have hurled my life savings into HPQ.

    I understand she has a bright future ahead of her in the Republican Party. If the Republicans are smart they'll wait until right before an election to kick her out of the party.

    1. Re:But Carly made money for stockholders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shucks. I was going tp suggest waiting for the "just before" the FBI and SEC investigations. But, we all know that's not going to happen, so never mind.

    2. Re:But Carly made money for stockholders! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Carly made lots of money for stockholders.

      Now imagine how much she made when she announced she was leaving.

      1. Become CEO of BigCompany.
      2. Drive down value of stock.
      3. Get millions of stock options.
      4. Leave company.
      5. Stock price goes up as investors celebrate.
      6. Sell options.
      7. PROFIT!!!

  65. That's a good one ... by martinx86 · · Score: 1

    A bunch of shiny, flashy HP "invent" Flash ads right next to the article where the pissed engineer just dumped his concerns about today's culture of feasting on the incarnation of markteers' wet dreams ...

  66. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    they own a lot, but not more than US citizens. http://www.financialsense.com/fsu/editorials/chart ing/2005/0302.html

    1. Re:bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was looking at old numbers... in 2001 it was true.

  67. no business sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 - buy Compaq
    2 - wait three years
    3 - profit!

  68. Every Tech Cheered when Carly was OutSourced by ThoreauHD · · Score: 0, Troll

    You can attempt to justify how good she was all you want. The fact is that since Carly has taken over HP, they have no engineering left. Their support centers are in India- Bangalore to be exact.

    HP has attempted to go from a printer company to a server company. They failed. The only support you can hope to have within 1-2 days time for critical servers are the 4 hour onsite 24/7 contracts. And yes, that typically take 2 days to resolve.

    If you don't have this contracts, HP hardware is absolutely worthless. You will be waiting months to fix your servers. An Indian with a broken British accent, will guide you through 30 steps and then misdiagnose it because none of these tier 1 .50 cents/hour bitches know a fucking thing about computers.

    Every tech, SysAdmin, network engineer, and server monkey that has spoken of her has done so with a big shit-eating grin on their face since she was outsourced.

    You find me somebody that thinks she had a purpose other than destruction, and I'll find you and ignorant tech illeterate fuckstain. Have a nice day.

  69. It's the board and stockholders... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the can-do attitude was killed by management choices intended to placate nervous investors and board members rather than benefit the company and its workers over the long-term."

    Chickens with chutzpah!
    One would think a board and the stockholders who have been successful enough to amass enough $ to be influential would know better.

    You don't make major changes in a successful business!

    I'll say it again.

    You don't make major changes in a successful business!

    A successful business continually asses it's market, analyzes the possible outcome of changes, implements those changes in a way that will allow measurement of their effect on improving the business, and adjusts accordingly.

    A simple example of this is advertising in retail sales. Every advertising $ is tracked for results in terms of it's impact on sales. Expenditures are adjusted to maximize profit. It's a little more complicated because of time lag, shifting market demographics, etc. But, you get the picture.

    IMO the board shares the major portion of the blame. 'Nervous board'?. I'd call them incompetent!

    Unfortunately, this is the case with many corporate boards these days. Political and business contacts seem to carry more value as a board member than sound business sense. It's all about the deal man. Gotta do the deal! Where's my fucking coke.

  70. When your gov't subsidies it's radio industry by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    to kill off foriegn competition, what else would you call it besides stealing?
    And for changing the game, what game? It's over, and we lost. The new game is called outsourcing, and involves pitting one group of desparte poor against another. It's great fun as long as you're rich.

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    1. Re:When your gov't subsidies it's radio industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so your company whips my company's ass and that's you "stealing" from me?!

    2. Re:When your gov't subsidies it's radio industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your government subsidies[sic] it is radio industry.
      And otherwise it's what? Television?

  71. well... by 0xdeaddead · · Score: 1

    Just blame it on RIO!

  72. Re:Why supprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm going to go anonymous here...

    I'm an Apple employee, and I can tell you that every single Apple VP I've met (six of them so far), is freakin' brilliant. Bertrand Serlet actually reads just about every bug report for any part of the software that falls under his responsibility (that is, the whole OS.) Ron Johnson knows more about selling products in stores to the public, than I had any idea there *was* to know. Sina Tamadon could do the job of any engineer who works for him.

    One thing that people haven't given Steve Jobs enough credit for, is the amazing job he does when it comes to executive recruitment (he learned his lesson with Sculley ;-). I am convinced that any one of Apple's senior VP's could run any other fortune 500 company.

  73. 500k? that's nothin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got a pair of 8100DN's with 1.5-2Million pages through each of them (health care office that prints a few thousand pages a day) and they're still humming along just fine. We're about to replace one with a 9000 series, but that's mostly because of the nearly 2x faster print speed.

  74. And this is different than everyone else, how? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I don't really see how this is different from what's happening at all the other tech firms: IBM, all the telcos, SUN etc. etc....Show me something impressive that has come out of any of them in 5 years. No, they are all busy packaging reinvented wheels. Carly may have a bitch about it but IBM and all the others are crushing everyone's souls through sheer process and negligence.

    1. Re:And this is different than everyone else, how? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The Linux-compatible filesystem stuff out of IBM is pretty cool, and they've been putting some serious work into getting their drivers and tools into the Linux kernel to support products they want to sell on the market. That's hard work, and it's been good code and good R&D doing it.

  75. No, PHB, No its not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "getting the same research"

    They're not. Or did I miss the next big thing to come out of the Philipines.

    Oh, and BTW, once you've trained everybody in Thailand and China, they'll figure out in 5-10 years that their "masters" back in the U.S. of A. aren't necessary anymore. After all, they're the only ones who know how to build a decent product.

    Name a company successful over 10 years that has outsourced its "brains" overseas.

    HP?

    Hell, look at IBM. They have research labs all over the world, but they keep their biggest lab just a few minutes north of NYC. Its pretty clear IBM "gets it", even if Carley doesn't.

    1. Re:No, PHB, No its not by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Name a company successful over 10 years that has outsourced its "brains" overseas.

      It is too early to say because internet-based communication only became ubiquitious about 8 years ago.

      Dell tends to let their suppliers do the innovation, I would note. They didn't move their R&D, but buy it from overseas instead.

      Hell, look at IBM. They have research labs all over the world, but they keep their biggest lab just a few minutes north of NYC.

      Yes, but US lab growth has been pretty flat while expansion overseas continues. The trend points there, even at IBM.

  76. Re:Why supprised by INetUser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gee, and here I was thinking that what we really need is leadership and not management. This only confirms it.

    • The manager administers; the leader innovates.
    • The manager maintains; the leader develops.
    • The manager accepts reality; the leader investigates it.
    • The manager focuses on systems and structures; the leader focuses on people.
    • The manager relies on control; the leader inspires trust.
    • The manager has a short-range view; the leader has a long-range perspective.
    • The manager asks how and when; the leader asks what and why.
    • The manager has his or her eye always on the bottom line; the leader has his or her eye on the horizon.
    • The manager imitates; the leader originates.
    • The manager accepts the status quo; the leader challenges it.
    • The manager is the classic good soldier; the leader is his or her own person.
  77. Why Fiorina stepped down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Carly Fiorina was pushed out for one reason---HP fell from its top market share spot it earned in the 4th quarter of 2003. Dell beat HP during all of 2004. Fiorina couldn't perform numbers-wise. This is the primary reason why CEOs step down.

    1. Re:Why Fiorina stepped down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have added....CEOs' number one responsibility is to keep shareholders happy. Loss of profits=good-bye CEO. CEOs are members of the board, they don't have the power to drastically change things operations-wise. That's usually the job of the president.

  78. At least she won't be at NASA by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    Oh, phew... I was worried that she might end up as NASA head, as some previous rumors had indicated. This would've been bad, as NASA is something I actually care about.

  79. I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Carly may have killed innovation at HP, but it doesn't mean that innovation in America has been killed - just pushed back to the garage.

    There has been a truism that is as true today as when it was coined back in the early 1800's: Americans invent as the French paint, or the Italians sculpt.

    It is our nature to innovate. If it is not happening at Lucent, HP or wherever, it will revert back to the garage where countless American innovations have started. Analysts that look to HP and Lucent (Bell Labs) for innovation in the future are sure to be blind-sided by the invention they didn't see coming from some garage or shed somehwere in this great land of ours.

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    1. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There has been a truism that is as true today as when it was coined back in the early 1800's: Americans invent as the French paint, or the Italians sculpt.

      That's bullshit. And you know it too. You are just being nostalgic. Well I have news for you: most of the advanced degrees (graduate-level) in the USA are going to people from other countries. Lots of the start-ups are driven by these foreign born graduates who want to try their luck instead of work for company X.

      It is our nature to innovate. If it is not happening at Lucent, HP or wherever, it will revert back to the garage where countless American innovations have started. Analysts that look to HP and Lucent (Bell Labs) for innovation in the future are sure to be blind-sided by the invention they didn't see coming from some garage or shed somehwere in this great land of ours.

      The start-ups are were innovations come from, not some shitty garage (whereas some of the older stuff could be developed in those conditions, it is no longer true). Do you have a fabrication facility in your garage to build the next generation microprocessor? Ok, do you even have the software and tools to design the damn thing (no, the gimp and emacs don't count)? I hope you get my point.

    2. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Pastis · · Score: 1

      >> as the French paint, or the Italians sculpt

      Like the French Joconde and Italian Statue of Liberty ? :)

      BTW, I am French, and I wish I knew how to paint. I just realized that the painter gets to the see the model when he gets some nudity on his screen.

    3. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Right, I'm going to whip out some quantum lasers in my garage.

      Some things can be done in a garage. But there are many, many things that require a real R&D lab.

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    4. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Informative
      I applaud the parent's emotional center on the subject, but disagree with this statement:

      t is our nature to innovate. If it is not happening at Lucent, HP or wherever, it will revert back to the garage where countless American innovations have started. Analysts that look to HP and Lucent (Bell Labs) for innovation in the future are sure to be blind-sided by the invention they didn't see coming from some garage or shed somehwere in this great land of ours.

      I'm of the opinion that most of the real basic stuff is done. It's going to take Huge Sums Of Money and Large Professional Staffs of Very Smart People to really kick over the next cycle of innovation.

      Example: software. Sure: anyone can code stuff, but most of the simple things have been done. I'm sure someone in a garage somewhere will eventually find that one or two points ofentry, but most of the big innovations are going to come at very great expense with large teams of people - some doing programming, others QA, other hardware, bla bla bla, and a support staff and marketing group to make it happen and give it some penetration in the market.

      Another example: nanotechnology. I don't see someone in a garage gettin' down with some electron microscope to build micro-buckyball bearings. Heck - he microscoe would eat up most of the garage, never mind the material science machines that made the damn things, andthe hyper-short wavelength lasers, etc. Back in the 1930s - sure - H & P could cobble together some electronics and build a fucking oscillator in a garage, but the kind of innovations in basic research needed today are mostly beyond the reach of some guy in a garage.

      don't get me wrong: I truly wish this weren't so, which is why I applaud the parent's attitude. I've just been around long enough and have noticed the trends enough that I seriously doubt we're going to see much value coming out of low-end entreprenuerial efforts.

      Which is what makes the historical fiasco that is the person of Carly Fiorina such a complete and unmitigated disaster.

      She wasn'tthe undoing of Lucent, but she set Lucent up so that with mediocre management, it could only fail. Which is precisely what happened. And the world (not just the USA, not just Central New Jersey, but THE WORLD) lost a Really Important source of innovative technology that transformed the planet. No Bell Labs? No CD players.

      Her greedy shortsighted dismantling of HP and its R&D facilities is just part and parcel of her evil legacy, and shows how she, and all the other self-centered nihilistic freakazoid neocon shitbags like her are really enemies of the People. I'm not being some Commie - I mean what I say in the most democratic (smal d) sense - she and her other plutocratic asswipe buddies are simply pillaging the planet and whatever government or economy stands in their way, and are hellbent on leaving the rest of us "holding the bag" when they (finally) drop dead.

      The only thing I can gloat over is:

      For all her narcissism and cultivation of celebrity, I can *guarantee you* that she will be forgotten, just like the rest of us. Her priorities are completely misplaced and in the end, she will end up disappearing from the cosmic stage, just like the rest of us.

      Unlike the rest of us, she will have left a vast swath of wreckage behind her.

      RS

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    5. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Someone should just pump the bitch full of .45ACP rounds.

    6. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm of the opinion that most of the real basic stuff is done. It's going to take Huge Sums Of Money and Large Professional Staffs of Very Smart People to really kick over the next cycle of innovation.

      Example: software. Sure: anyone can code stuff, but most of the simple things have been done. I'm sure someone in a garage somewhere will eventually find that one or two points ofentry, but most of the big innovations are going to come at very great expense with large teams of people - some doing programming, others QA, other hardware, bla bla bla, and a support staff and marketing group to make it happen and give it some penetration in the market.

      Another example: nanotechnology. I don't see someone in a garage gettin' down with some electron microscope to build micro-buckyball bearings. Heck - he microscoe would eat up most of the garage, never mind the material science machines that made the damn things, andthe hyper-short wavelength lasers, etc. Back in the 1930s - sure - H & P could cobble together some electronics and build a fucking oscillator in a garage, but the kind of innovations in basic research needed today are mostly beyond the reach of some guy in a garage.


      Don't forget that all of us have a huge lead on H&P in terms of knowledge availability (through the Internet), education and tools. You can build your own scanning tunnelling microscope, for example. To build something innovative today takes a greater achievement than it did in the 30's, but we have far more to draw on.

      I don't think that it's gotten much tougher since H&P did their work. Consider the state and general knowledge of electronics in the 30's. Like then, to do something innovative today will take imagination, vision and persistence (probably in that order). Lots of work needs to be done by large, expensive teams, but imagination is cheap. And it's imagination that can show someone what he can build out of what he's got.

    7. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Baki · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly why the big corporations, with full pockets of money but empty innovation, are bribing politicians to grant them eternal monopolies via patents and ever longer copyright expiry dates. It is their way of keeping the real innovators out of the market and continue to remain as parasites in the market, sucking money out of society to transfer to a happy few.

      So I am not too hopeful of these innovations. The only hope is that america will fail to blackmail the rest of the world to adopt similar laws that only serve to preserve the vested interest of these corporations.

    8. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by argent · · Score: 1

      You're basing your idea of what it takes to innovate on Drexler's dreams of nanotech? You're basing your idea of what it takes to develop software on the Microsoft model... in 2005, with Microsoft's products looking pale and dowdy next to the bronzed and hearty open-source products?

      Not meaning to defend Carly, but Lord you could have picked your examples better.

    9. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      The garage is dead, killed by a sellout USPTO... why do you think there was no invention burst after the bubble exploded...

      Guess you can see that inventing is not fun anymore once you try to bring an invention onto the market and instantly have hundreds of patent lawyers on your neck demanding money for things like a progress bar in your application. You are right, the ideas are there but having them realized can cost you your last remnants of money you still have.

      Face it in todays climate a new HP, Apple or Microsoft would be impossible.

    10. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Dude... learn to photograph... I had the joy of having to do nudie pics twice this year, just by being a hobby photographer.

    11. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly doubt that the USA is able to really innovate anymore. Take a look at

      http://www.citypages.com/databank/26/1264/articl e1 2985.asp ... The situation is quite bad. There is only a tiny fraction of really competent people and most of the inventions on this planet are not from the states.

      Most likely only like 1/100 of the important inventions are from there. Sorry. The "hit and run" management did it on your school system like Carly did on HP.

    12. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn those french painters, italian sculpters, german nazi war mongers, tea drinking british, painting and sculpting the worlds biggest / best particle accelerator to blow up those who aren't of the master race while drinking a cup of tea.

    13. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name one innovation from the US this year.

    14. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      Hey there Mr Argent. You wrote:

      You're basing your idea of what it takes to innovate on Drexler's dreams of nanotech? You're basing your idea of what it takes to develop software on the Microsoft model... in 2005, with Microsoft's products looking pale and dowdy next to the bronzed and hearty open-source products?

      Oddly, you just proved my point. Extremely small things require machines that can move extremely small things. Drexler can *dream* of nanotech in his garage, but it takes a shitload of gear and a lot of people to make an atomic hinge or pulley...

      Also: OSS really pretty much is the same as MS, only the pay sucks and you get to work at home. Whether you have several thousand engineers merrily typing away in a room full of Veal Fattening Pens in some building in Redmond WA, or several thousand engineers merrily typing away at their kitchen tables in their bunny slippers, you still have several thousand engineers working on something.

      As I said - the next level of innovation is going to take large teams of people working together to make things happen - the age of the solo engineer in the garage is, for the most part, but not entirely, Over.

      As much as I wish it really weren't so.

      RS

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    15. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by argent · · Score: 1

      Oddly, you just proved my point.

      Only if you believe in nanotech. :)

      you still have several thousand engineers working on something.

      But it doesn't require an "HP labs" to do it, which was my point.

    16. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. 20mm rounds would be more fun, and leave much bigger holes.

  80. The HP 65 by seminumerical · · Score: 1
    Gad, HP was a great company. The HP 65 could factor an 8 digit number is 8 minutes or less (in 1977 I used to prove that my phone number 9320159 was prime). It could be programmed to play a perfect game of wythoff's nim (queenboard) on a 10^9 by 10^9 board in only 100 steps of memory.

    My HP 48GX sucks by comparison. It is relatively harder to use.

    The 67 was great too. Why HP never got around to putting a very simple high level language on their calculators around 1979 or 80 I will never know. I guess it was not Carly Fiorina's fault though.

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  81. whew.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not just me then...

  82. Just remember HP Killed the Intel Killer by ltmdweaver · · Score: 1

    Just remember, HP killed the only viable alternative to Power, Itanium, and SPARC... Alpha... and Alpha was at least 12 months ahead of all of them. Just recall what all of these same folks (IBM more subdued than the others) said when DEC said at the original Microprocessor forum it had a 1Ghz processor.

    The comments ranged from "It'll cause a China Syndrome" to something like "Where are the guys with the White Coats?".

    Carly was not yet at the helm at HP, but most of the clowns who advised her at HP during the COMPAQ merger are still there. These are the folks who killed all of the signficant R&D, and competitive effort of redefining O/S and server strategy. They are still there, this is not just a Carly thing, and it is not going to stop. Dump your stock, but personally I would not buy any hardware mfr stock right now except intel and IBM, and probebly only as a hedge. Hey these guys consolidated as they predicted would happen in the mid 90's.

    Carly is just one of the MBA educated green eyeshade folks who run American Industries into the ground. Somehow all that matters is "shareholder value", ya know, if we cut 1000 people we save $1 Billion bucks. Fair equation at some level. So if we merge two companies which are marginal we can reduce by "eliminating duplication", we dont have to worry about vision, execution, strategy, customer support, intrinsic value, R&D or anything else with real meaning to the industry, all that matters is the fabricated "savings" associated with cutting "duplication", and 1000 people==$1B of savings. And when this slide starts, everyone pays except the slime making the decisions... they make stock options & grants.

    Whare is the shareholder value for riding this equation over the long term. Despite the fact that daytraders, arbitrage, and insiders make mints off this kind of stuff, what about all the working stiffs who, each day are more and more invested in the stock market thru 401k's, money markets, etc. who ride the market for 10 years or more trying to get something like ~10% ROI.

    My vote.... be much more critical on who your proxy votes go for when you vote your stock. Don't vote for someone just because of their business acumen, try and pick folks who have demonstrated vision, technical skill, etc.

    mdw ;-)

  83. Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! by GrassyKnowl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is a better link to a very critical evaluation of Fiorina as CEO of HP.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/SiliconInsider/stor y?id=88655&page=1

    1. Re:Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

      You're right. That is an excellent article. I'm suprised ABC is running it.

  84. (OT) Nice notebooks for the price. by cypherz · · Score: 1

    "Those HP laptops with 17" displays are just HUGE compared to something like an Apple Powerbook 17"

    My 17 inch Pavilion is lots cheaper than the Apple, and more powerful. Runs linux just fine .

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  85. Carly Wasn't HP Material by GrassyKnowl · · Score: 1

    Let's face it. She was never up to the task of running HP.

    She wasn't good enough to be HP material.

  86. ...no sign of wear on key labels by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    That's because the keys were 2-shot mouldings with the number/letter a different colour plastic in the moulding. Can wear millimetres without damage. Casios of the time were the same.

    The modern junk's keys print the character legend on the key, which wears off relatively soon.

  87. Comment about the lack of "Wow" tech by m0ng0l · · Score: 1

    One of the comments in the article, which seems more aimed in general at the tech industry as a whole, is the lack of products that make you go "wow"

    "People have a little more money but there's nothing they want to buy. There's nothing that makes you say, 'Wow." Ten years ago I was seeing something interesting every month, but now we're touting bloated software and cute case designs as innovation."

    Very true. I got into Pcs back when a home built 486DX2/66 was a powerhouse. Back when new products were coming out nearly constantly. Now, we get "fluff" like cases that have some weird helmet design on the front.

    Thinking a bit more about it, it seems the auto industry has gone that way, at least some. Living outside Detroit, I used to go every year to the Auto Show, just to see the concept cars. Now the concepts look just like what's already on the road.

    Too bad HP-28S calculators aren't selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay, I'd seriously consider selling mine to finance a Hawaiian trip...

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    1. Re:Comment about the lack of "Wow" tech by demon · · Score: 1

      Too bad HP-28S calculators aren't selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay, I'd seriously consider selling mine to finance a Hawaiian trip...

      You sure? I just checked on eBay to see what an HP 48GX is selling for (I still have mine from college, and it's in very good shape). It's tempting to sell it, given the prices I'm seeing them going for. Not quite as much as I bought it for, but surprisingly close. (Ok, probably not enough to finance a trip to Hawai'i...)

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  88. I think... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...she looks like Edie Falco from some angles.

    That's all I have to say about her that's civil.

    Carly: http://www.paumanokgroup.com/slides/4.jpg

    Edie: http://www.readio.com/nywindowgallery/movies/img16 .gif

  89. Ramblings of an ex-HPer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When I hired on at HP in 2001, they had never laid anyone off, ever. I got a sense that people loved working there. I mean, 30,000 employees volunteered to take a temporary pay cut so no one would have to be laid off. But those vestiges of togetherness evaporated a few months later with the first round of layoffs.

    From the start I thought it odd that we didn't actually write our own software. We merely integrated shoddy software licensed at high cost from incompetent vendors. We spent more time "integrating" than we would have just writing it ourselves. And at the end of the day the systems didn't work, and no one (above the engineer level) had the courage to admit we were trying to pound a square peg into a round hole.

    In fact no one had the courage to do or say anything that might possibly be considered unorthodox. The witch trials went on, and every quarter or so, more heads rolled.

    It was critically important to fulfill the increasingly quixotic demands of The Project Committee, who burned us out on wild goose chases for the sole purpose of jockeying against rival Committees, not for increased budget or employees, but to avoid reductions in budget and the requirement of layoffs. Not that protecting your budget is bad. But when everyone above the engineer level forgets about creating useful products and focuses instead on what Big-Bang, get-rich-quick scheme will help position them more effectively, that is bad.

    This atomsphere was only exacerbated after the Compaq merger. All of a sudden every team in HP was in direct competition with its counterpart Compaq team to see which one would get axed. Our normal work week, which already spilled over into our evenings and Saturdays, ploughed on through to midnights and Sundays.

    During the years I worked at HP, its spirit and its purpose have both withered, but there were and are still many bright, dedicated engineers working there who still care about HP and take pride in what they do, even if management could care less. If HP is to recover from its malaise, it must move beyond its culture of fear and initiate a return to sanity, a return to caring about its employees and its customers. HP must take its time. Tread slowly, thoughtfully, methodically towards a culture of quality.

    1. Re:Ramblings of an ex-HPer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From ane ex-Dell engineering manager of 7 years...Geez you could easily subsitute "HP" for Dell" in the above post. The cultures would be almost the same! Working nights and weekends. Management teams trying to figure out ways to screw each other. No one wanting to take chances on any project because it might expose themselves.

      I left because of my multiple VP's over last 3 years making me treat good employees un-ethically just to meet pre-defined performance curves. I could not live with myself any longer and of course realizing I was also being treated the same way.

    2. Re:Ramblings of an ex-HPer by Kosi · · Score: 1

      I mean, 30,000 employees volunteered to take a temporary pay cut so no one would have to be laid off.

      There was no need for layoffs. The 30k idiots who agreed to work for less did this although the company just made a three digit millions (IIRC ~ 750 M)revenue.

      Or, more precise: 30K idiots who permitted a bitch to talk them into working for less money while giving not a cent of her own 40M income away.

  90. Take your idiotic comparison elsewhere... by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    Ken Lay was a criminal, like almost all of the executives at Enron. He wasn't a fraud, he was a genuine criminal who didn't even try to run a real business. Raise your hands, everyone who thinks that the Enron executives ran the company the way they did with any intention of it lasting more than another 5-10 years if they could keep it together?

    Carly was and is a fraud, and yes she probably was an affirmative action selection. That doesn't mean that she is blame for being put in the position because that blame falls squarely on the lap of the board of directors who were more concerned with being politically correct than taking care of the company (which happens to be their legal obligation). What she is to blame for, are the things she did once she got the position. She tore the R&D lab apart, cut corners to be penny wise, pound foolish and made a merger that really didn't do a damn thing for the company. Let's face it, she's no Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer or Sam Palmisano.

    Why is it so hard for people like you to admit that she was pulled into the position for an obviously specious reason and was clearly not cut out for it? This has nothing to do with her being a woman. This has everything to do with the politically correct disease that permeates America's elites and that causes them to consider her gender a qualification for a gender neutral job. Women can make damn good CEOs, just look at Martha Stewart. That woman is incredibly business savy (her insider trading notwithstanding...) Blame the men who put her there because in the scheme of things, they deserve the blame when there were more qualified men and women for the job.

    1. Re:Take your idiotic comparison elsewhere... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Why is it so hard for people like you to admit that she was pulled into the position for an obviously specious reason and was clearly not cut out for it?

      Perhaps because for every AA break I've seen a woman benefit from I've seen ten males take a concious or unconciously discriminatory action towards the same woman. I don't know where you work, dear reader, but statistically speaking the odds are 100 to 1 that the vacation, promotion and seniority rules at your workplace make it much harder for a woman to succeed than a man.

    2. Re:Take your idiotic comparison elsewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'll not deny the thrust of your argument, statistically speaking, women are also under-represented in the lumber mills, as commerical fishermen, rodeo clown, etc., and yet no outcry of discrimination.

      You will be careful of how you pander the charge of sexism, unless you specifically believe that the professions with the highest mortality rates should be the exclusive domain of men.

      There is more than enough blame to go around.

  91. A similar company, similar issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I cannot disagree fully with you, however, Carly was the hatchet man doing something that every company of size bends to:

    Demands by Wall Street analysts to fit specific criteria, and profits are only part of it. There must be certain profit per employee, the number of "real" employees (vs. contracted workers), the amount and types of benefits offered, and more metrics than I care to know. If you didn't fit this, you were not rated as well in the industry.

    Over 100 years old, The Upjohn Company pharmaceuticals, $5B/yr. and profitable, you know, Kaopectate? Motrin? Halcion? Xanax? among many others, was bent by those same forces, ripping a familial workplace and history. The company doesn't really exist any longer, it's R&D taken apart in the two merger/acquisitions.

    It all sucks.

  92. HP Calculators Old and New by moojin · · Score: 1

    I had to buy a calculator for a Financial Accounting class that I am taking. I decided to buy an HP 17 BII+. I went to Amazon and read some of the reviews for this calculator. There were a lot of negative reviews stating that this calculator was a cheap copy of the 17BII. I then went to EBay and found that the 17BII (the older version) was selling at about the 60 to 75+% of the original sticker price. (This also applied for the HP 32?? that I bought in high school in the 1990.) This is surprising considering that some of these calculators are ten to fifteen years old. I bought a 17BII off of EBay.

    I know the calculator division is not the biggest at HP, but my personal experience seems to support this engineer's story.

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  93. 100% correct.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think she was 100% correct. Within 3 years if a project isn't making a RIO, then the developers were a bunch of ID10t's!!!!!!
    Or the business group was confused on what the difference betweeen their butt and a hole was.

    It is sad that most IT "so-called" professionals will look at the gender and automatically assume a "didn't get it" attitude. :(

    -sfitz

  94. Re:Why supprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, 0wn3d. The parent's post was so poorly worded and spelled, it's like listening to a retard speak.

  95. Son of Alpha lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hypertransport technology in Alpha got bought by AMD (from Compaq) before Compaq got swallowed up by HP (and the entrails of Alpha are now owned by Intel). At least the Opteron, Athlon and Sempron have Alpha technology in them. As for technology research, it's now surprise. Business people know business. They don't know shit about innovation. Thinking outside the box, innovation, new products make great marketing sound bytes, but damn them all to hell if they cost more than a penny. The old saying was that a Scotsman dug the grand canyon after losing (and looking for) a penny. I think really it was an MBA on a cost cutting witch hunt, and the molecules of dirt and sand were used as counters to see how many ways R&D budgets can be slashed.

  96. Friend who works for HP by DuctTape · · Score: 1
    I have a friend who works for HP (okay, two, but I haven't had lunch with the guy for years). I had told her that my HP 5550 Inkjet printer cannot print the bottom 5/8" of the paper, which made it not able to print my tax form for 2003 (so I printed it Postscript, and ran it off of a non-HP laser printer). It also makes me raise the bottom margin so that my kid's reports have page numbers at the bottom when he uses MS Word. Anyway, she was told that any time she hears of anyone having trouble with a HP product, even though it's nowhere near her area, she was supposed to follow through to help the problem. Geez, that's awful nice of a commodity company to task its employees to sell on their private time. Too bad I've already spent time with HP chat assistants and the on the phone with other HP droids that ended up telling me that it was my software that was the problem, and not their commotidy hardware.

    I don't have the heart to tell her that I'm picking up a Brother laser printer in the next week or so. Oh wait, maybe I do.

    DT

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  97. Hate to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tech industry has matured. HP is fighting an onslaught of cheap fast Linux and FreeBSD box. On the other front, Canon and Epson high quality ink jet printer. The world is also moving away from calculator and into hand held computer (ie palm and other). PC is a commodities, anyone can drive down to Frys and put together a fast PC or server.

    1. Re:Hate to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only people in big towns have frys.

  98. As HP goes, so goes America .. all hail Asia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ..on the bright side, some of what Confucius said was quite compassionate and noble-minded.

  99. Why was Carly a hot prospect? by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "Bulls**t. When she was hired at HP she had seemingly done a good job at Lucent and clearly deserved a shot at the position.

    Turns out she was a fraud,"

    It was the overheated, go-go 90's market. Everyone was making money, and frankly, Darl McBride could've taken Lucent to the top. This was the age of the Internet Bubble. It was hard to tell just who was a good manager, and who wasn't, because of strange, once in a lifetime unnatural market conditions, everyone was succeeding, no one was failing. So HP can be excused for not seeing that Carly was a clusterfuck waiting to happen.

    But please, don't pretend that her being female didn't give her a leg up on the competition in getting the job. It most certainly did, as HP never missed an opportunity to show how Modern and Progressive they were by flaunting their new female CEO at every opportunity.

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    1. Re:Why was Carly a hot prospect? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      It most certainly did, as HP never missed an opportunity to show how Modern and Progressive they were by flaunting their new female CEO at every opportunity.

      Perhaps she benefited from that, but for every break like that she got, as a women she had to deal with a hundred as****es who would give her a lower rating simply for being a woman. If you don't believe that you can read up the New York Times study published a few weeks ago, where the exact same identical resume was given higher rating when attached to a man's name than a woman's.

  100. The Carly disease is endemic in America and I'm gl by midnight2038 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Carly disease is endemic in America and I'm glad I will be long gone when we follow the path of the Roman Empire. It started a long time before she got there but obviously she is a iconic model of a great many powerful players, otherwise she would have never made it in the first place. Todays business model is exactly that told by the unnamed engineer. Sell, exploit or kill the brain pool by purchasing modest lack luster competitors who sell crappy products but have needed patents.

    The 5 year ramp up time of new product development is fast becoming just a dream. I work in RD. Management complains about our average age of 55 years. Unfortunately the majority of younger recruits with new degrees take as much as ten years to develop common sense and work ethics let alone a working vocabulary.

    The real problems are deeply embedded in our society and educational system. Even though our productivity remains the highest in the world, time is running out. In twenty years the leaders will be China and India. The US will become a Third World Nation with Nukes.

  101. Damn Straight! by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    " Carly wasn't the root source of problem, the boneheads that hired her and let her run the company into the toilet were and are the problem."

    You're pointing out what everyone else seems to be missing; the board of directors backed Aunt Carly, even against the son of one of the founders. They knew full well her business plan was the slash and burn the place and turn it into an IBM-Dell hybrid wannabee. They approved all the way, and fought on her side during the Compaq aquisition.

    Good on them for firing her, but if they give a shit about HP and want to own up to their mistake, their next actions should be mass resignations, and an invitation to Walter Hewlett to lead the new board of directors.

    --
    Life is hard, and the world is cruel
    1. Re:Damn Straight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being an IBM wannabee isn't something to be frowned upon, just look at their research labs. dude you're a dell wannabee isn't something you want said to you though.

  102. Re:I can't help but wonder... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Most CEOs leave with huge wads of cash stuffed in their back pocket, whether or not they've done anything to deserve it (and in all honesty, few actually do deserve it). The article didn't say anything about Carly's golden parachute- my hope is that the board ripped a huge hole in it, and all the cash spilled out on the way down.

  103. The best thing about the Compaq merger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that it destroyed Compaq. Damn their computers SUCKED.

  104. madmax world, here we come. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the world finaly collapses due to the CEO's greedy thinking/actions, I hope all the poor peasents run up with their pitchforks and guns to the CEOs rich mansions and camp out on the front lawn and pool.

    "we were just following 'guidelines' I mean orders" just wont cut it, greed = bad, and you must die for it.

    So, keep those CEOs addresses handy once the WW3 starts, you can knock on their door, "hey mr ceo, you made me redundant 8 years ago and ruined my life while you got millions for piddly zero brain effort, got food?"

  105. Re:It's about profits, not what the customers want by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Are they still bundling WildTangent GameChannel? Because yeah, that's bundled spyware right there.

    - A former HP tech support agent (who worked for one of the companies they outsourced it to)

    --
    It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
    - E. Debs
  106. IBMs best '40s customer - hitler by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Man IBM made millions during WW2 when so many companies were banned from doing business in german, IBM just got around it by using subsideries, and funneled the money back into local realestate which they could onsell later.

    IBM was the MS on the 00s to 40s alright.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  107. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...someone else in this thread made the same point. I haven't tried one so I'll simply plead ignorance on that matter. --M

  108. HP 15C by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The 15C was the first thing I got from HP. I still have it, within arms reach. I've had it something like 20 years and the only other calculator I really thought of getting to replace it was the 28C if I recall right.

    Falcon
    1. Re:HP 15C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still use my 15C which I think I got about 25
      years ago. I bought it as a replacement for an
      SR51. I liked the low power use. (I used one set
      of batteries up shortly after I bought it when I
      accidentally left a program running on it for
      something on the order of a day. The current set
      of batteries has been in it for 20+ years.)
      I also like reverse polish, which you don't typically
      see any more.

    2. Re:HP 15C by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I also like reverse polish, which you don't typically see any more.

      I also like, prefer RPN for calculators. As the 15C is the last calculator I bought, I don't know if it's used much anymore. I'd like to get a new one, something like the HP 28.

      Falcon
  109. YOU try making a profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, well, the author probably could not have met a payroll to save his soul.

  110. Promote from within by gizmo_mathboy · · Score: 1

    I think it goes back to the ideas in "Good to Great". If you bring in outside people for high level management the company is doomed. That person doesn't understand the company's culture. Carly had no idea of the culture, at best she might have had some knowledge of Lucent's (I can't recall how long she was there).

    Outsiders to a company need time to absorb and understant the culture of the company. Otherwise they just go with what they know which is usely not good for the company.

  111. cheap, disposable products by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Yes, there are times when a cheap, disposable product can make sense to both the producer and consumer. ... But in general I don't think electronics are in that category.

    I think "real world" evidence in the market shows that among consumers and manufacturers you appear to be in the minority here. JMO. --M

    I wonder what the "real world evidence" would be if consumers knew their purchase, especially of cell phones, was financing fighting and death in the Congo.

    Militias Create Crisis in Congo Fighting Over Minerals, UN Says Or Militias Create Crisis in Congo Fighting Over Minerals, UN Says

    Falcon
  112. Re:It's about profits, not what the customers want by bani · · Score: 1

    A former HP tech support agent

    So how was bangalore then?

  113. the garage is dead. by bani · · Score: 1

    the age of the garage inventor is long over.

    no individual enterpreneur can navigate the minefield of patents and survive. only huge megacorps with vast arsenals of patent WMD can enter new markets anymore. any innovative individual inventor is instantly annhiliated when a corporation feels threatened.

    1. Re:the garage is dead. by grumling · · Score: 1

      Gee, that makes me want to get out of bed in the morning. There's lots of things that haven't been invented yet. Most of them aren't patented, either.

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    2. Re:the garage is dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Very true. It's been a while since the US census listed inventor as an occupation. That alone should tell you something.

      It would be fun to make up a list of what the new American occupations are. A commentator suggested that packaging would be the next big thing for American since Americans were good at packaging (putting things that other people in other countries have made together as a deal). It's also one of the McJobs of the new economy, bag boy, though not what they had in mind.

    3. Re:the garage is dead. by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      No... most of them have not been patentet but to realize them you have to rely in existing technologies. Even good ole Newton knew that and that is the deadly game in garage inventions. You have the idea you realize it bring it to the market and wham you are hit with numerous patent trials before you can say, lets do something else, because you had to rely on something different than the wheel or the fire. (pretty much else already has been sold out by the EPO and USPTO)

      The country which will take the technological lead in the future will be the one which will kick patent laws all others will be stiffled by money grabbers and lawyers ad nauseum.

  114. Innovation Entitlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't this research lab worker sound like he is entitled to spend company money without producing anything?

    1. Re:Innovation Entitlement by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      I bet that you are a manager

  115. Re:Why supprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny how almost every rant about someone's grammar contains a grammar or spelling error. It's "more dumb," not "dumber."

  116. Re:Patents by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

    Look at the electricity, phone, the PC, the radio, and so on .... (no big companies).

    Didn't IBM invent the PC? Don't know what the poster could be thinking of as a small inventer of the PC.

    But as to the larger point, the useful invention patents mentioned were done a century ago when MegaEvilCo Inc.'s were more interested in monopolizing real assets such as oil and railroads than ideas.

    Those monopolies were broken up because they stifled business. It took a law to do that. It will take another law to put some sense back into the patent process, implementing the many good ideas posted in previous /. threads on patents for example.

    I don't care so much about patents granted, though public reviews of pending patent approvals to provide potential prior art was one of the ideas that needs to happen, but making a review and upholding of a patent a practical matter is where the law needs to be changed if we ever want to see another Edison or Bell in the US again.

    rd

  117. Oh. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa. You mean that some materials used in manufacturing come from conflict regions? And companies buy these materials on the cheap instead of paying fair wages? Do they promote murder of indigenous populations too? Sheesh! I guess I'll go to ebay and bid on one of those long lived HP15C calculators now. Hmmm... wonder if we could fit an IP stack in 48K? TRS-80 time! And hey, who needs wireless cell phones when Bell Labs just released the push button telephone only forty years ago!

    Luddism reigns until worldwide justice is achieved for all!

    1. Re:Oh. Wow. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      who needs wireless cell phones when Bell Labs just released the push button telephone only forty years ago!

      If only Marconi came along before Bell, if so wireless would of been enabled along tyme ago.

      Luddism reigns until worldwide justice is achieved for all!

      Though I'm far from it I like the Amish's perpective in that they investigate the ramifications of technology before using it. As for myself, though I lost the desire to do so years ago, at one tyme I was working on a computer engineering degree. When I met my first Trash80, er TRS80, when they came out was when I knew precisely what I wanted to do, research and design of computer systems. Since I had a bad accident several years ago, I no longer really know what I want to do professionally.

      Falcon
  118. Are You Kidding? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    "The last things I can remember HP doing right were their laser printers with single digit numbers. (EG. Laserjet II, III, 4 series, and even the 6P - which is a teriffic "small office workgroup" type printer.) The old scanners with single digit numbers were equally well-made and respectable (ScanJet 4 and so on)."

    You find me a good printer that isn't an HP. Cannon? Epson? Brother? Come on. The best printers you can buy are HP. They're reasonably priced too.

    It's pretty silly that HP tries to do the "oh, we do computers too" thing. Don't ever buy an HP computer. But they make some damn fine printers.

    1. Re:Are You Kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You find me a good printer that isn't an HP. Cannon? Epson? Brother? Come on. The best printers you can buy are HP. They're reasonably priced too."

      HP's LaserJets are made by Canon. Only difference is firmware.

    2. Re:Are You Kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You find me a good printer that isn't an HP.

      Lexmark makes damn fine laser printers - head and shoulders above anything that HP makes now.

    3. Re:Are You Kidding? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You have anything to support this? As I understand it, the printer engines (optics, etc.) are made by Canon, but the rest is HP.

      I've never seen any business-grade laser printers sold by Canon.

    4. Re:Are You Kidding? by Dogers · · Score: 1

      The Oki 4200/4300 is a great small workgroup printer, about £200 cheaper than the equiv HP

      --
      I am a viral sig. Please copy me and help me spread. Thank you.
  119. Godwinized? by emarkp · · Score: 1

    Where's the '-1 Godwin' moderation....can't seem to find it.

  120. Re:It's Marketing Month, Actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why you're modded down. You're honest and hilarious, two attributes that are truly rare on Slashdot - especially from the same user!

  121. Research is one thing Microsoft gets right by Thornkin · · Score: 2, Informative

    The threads above all mourn the loss of Research in American technology companies. It's interestsing that one of the most despised companies on /. is also one of the few that is still doing a massive investment in primary research. Just last week Microsoft had its annual TechFest and showed off much of what it is working on. It is doing research on everything from Teddy Bears with face recognition to rootkit detection to new display technologies. Sound like they, at least, are getting it right. If someone like HP failing to invest hurts the U.S. economy, does someone like Microsoft inveting save it?

    http://www.microsoft-watch.com/article2/0,1995,1 77 2515,00.asp

    1. Re:Research is one thing Microsoft gets right by klui · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has bucks and does lots of research but they haven't really produce a lot of innovative products/ideas. Maybe in another 10 or 20 years, they'll produce something significant. People don't say Apple is MS's R&D arm for nothing.

  122. Re:Patents by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

    Look at the electricity, phone, the PC, the radio, and so on .... (no big companies).

    "Didn't IBM invent the PC? Don't know what the poster could be thinking of as a small inventer of the PC."

    My bad. I took PC too literally. The microcomputer pioneers are a good example of individual and small company innovation.

    rd

  123. wait by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    I've read a bunch of the comments... is this fucking news to you?

    hey, it's great, well written, clarifying, but this was obvious about Carly for a fucking ever.

    the fucking HP way... it's like Buddha died bastards! Fine a fucking Hewlett before it's too late and the hula is lost forever!

    HP is one of the single reasons why America OWNED TECH... yeah they are already dead, but bullshit on that... Fiorina is gone! Maybe she's discredited the non-HP way. HP was about great engineering, often meaning inexpensive too! quality for the dollar was a part of that, much more than IBM in its golden years. Fiorina was obviousoly killing it day one, and not in the "well things have to change way" but like pissing all over profitable things to do cheesy marketing MBA-head things...

    if she runs the world bank, she will screw that up too... the emotional loss won't be as serious as with HP, but the world wide depression will be.

    I could only loathe Fiorina more if they actually had pictures of that time she ate a baby.

    --

    -pyrrho

  124. another thing by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    I am not saying this with the authority of someone really knowing the detailed version, I've known many people working for HP and whatnot over the years and HP was legendary for good reason not just for good engineering but for having a company philosophy that GENERATES GOOD ENGINEERING... think about that software engineers who watch good ideas totally get screwed over and over because the company philosophy doesn't jibe with how good engineering happens.

    Anyway... my simplistic but accurate simplification: old HP, chugging along, struggled to have that flashy experience... when the 90s came along they watched this internet boom and remembered their own growth days and thought, why can't we have that action--- holy hell look at them returns---- look at that darling technol--- no there! flashy lights!" And they couldn't handle it and they knew their old quality ridden ways wouldn't do it... slapdash was the way to go! rapid innovation and a million buzzword theories to justify it. Just enough grain of truth in the idea that there were some new approaches developing to justify a much more radical thing.

    They wanted the 90s and got it, they wanted the internet boom experience and got it... a lot of heat and motion and ultimately failure of stupid promises with many things of value trashed forevermore.

    --

    -pyrrho

  125. she probably still hasn't figured it out... by alizard · · Score: 1
    She just celebrated when her HP stock went up $2 a share on news of her termination.

    Let's wish her an equally successful tenure as CEO of the World Bank.

  126. Reverse Polish Notation - HP-11c by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Bring back the HP-11c (1981-1989)! [this link is a good picture of it]

    Add more features and memory (but don't overdo it) and keep it in the US$100 range. DON'T change the appearance, key layout/feel or display.

    I know lots of mechanical, civil and electrical engineers that loved this little mid-range beauty and are frustrated that they cannot buy a new one (I'm on my second now, they are very sturdy).

  127. Re:The Carly disease is endemic in America and I'm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The US will become a Third World Nation with Nukes.


    Dobro pojalovat k moemu miru

    (welcome to my world)

  128. More than HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Sales and Marketing groups have done more to destroy the advancement of technologies and services in general than ?????

    For some odd reason, companies like putting Sales & Marketing (S&M pun intended) in charge of the business model. Hey, look at MCI/WorldCom!! I could detail a bunch of little nasties, just to bring in the money. In the long run, it cut everyones throat.

  129. build with your hands... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not undrstand this hysteria.
    I do study engeneering at the university and
    I do meet people from other fields like economy,
    law...

    The problem is that people in economy and law
    had never done enything with their hands, and never
    actually use any tools either (compilers, math
    programs, any tools... so on).
    They do nat see walue in good tools, becouse they
    do not need it and do not understand it. All they
    see is numbers. It is not possibile to explain
    to them other walues then stockholder opinions...

    The point is that if we have such people in high
    positions, than it goes as it goes.

  130. The other Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carly Simon's position as the most successful Carly is safe once again.

  131. No, Bullsh*t on you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Nobody really thought Carly was topdrawer. It was affirmative action. I mean that in the sense that she didn't have the chops to get that job.

    She was a marketer at Lucent who did okay for a short period of time.

    The board hired her because they enjoyed basking in the glow of the press telling them what a great choice and "isn't it time a woman was the head of a large company?"

    But I heard the woman talk at 2 separate Gartner Symposiums in Orlando... a couple things were clear...

    First, in comparison to Balmer and McNeally, *she was simply out of her league*. She was at best VP material. You could tell this with her grasp of HP, what she thought the strategy should be (which were always vague in that corporate-speak way).

    Second, when asked pointed questions, Carly would get pissed off. She would glare at the interviewer. Take a drink of water, all to let this person know that Carly didn't appreciate being asked questions like that. By contrast, no matter how outrageous he question, Balmer chuckled, and would say stuff that made you think "Holy shit. Balmer may be the spawn of Satan, but the guy is smarter than anybody I know". Same for McNealy. Not Carley. She clearly thought that common folk had no business asking her questions that were uncomfortable.

    Third, when Carley was asked about HP's business strategy, she made a point of saying all the enterprise computer stuff was not making as much money as she'd liked, but really seemed to like printer ink. An unkind person might suggest it was because she didn't have a clue about complicated computers. But I suspect if Carley had her way, they would have dumped everything and made computer ink, just because the return was a little better.

    I had no opinion until I heard her speak. Then I knew that HP was doomed. And if I could pick that up, then certainly the board did know. But she was a women, so they hired her anyway. Its really outrageous. And it makes it worse that people like you defend her by comparing her to the 2 biggest crooks in corporate history. As if pointing to Bernie Ebbers suddenly makes it okay that HP's board hired a senior VP to be a CEO.

    1. Re:No, Bullsh*t on you! by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Nobody really thought Carly was topdrawer.

      I think you are misremembering things post-facto. I knew about Carly well before she got named HP CEO. Where did I hear from her? in the trade press (Forbes, Fortune, Computer World, Business Week) where she was given fawning profiles.

  132. Give me an example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but statistically speaking the odds are 100 to 1 that the vacation, promotion and seniority rules at your workplace make it much harder for a woman to succeed than a man"

    No, they're the same for men and women.

    Oh wait, I just found the line in the company rules:

    "This vacation policy will ensure that men enjoy their vacations more than men".

    Please enough bullshit and changing the subject. Carly got the job because of..I don't know. It wasn't business, it wasn't because of genius, it wasn't because of sex appeal. Hell, I can't figure out a rational reason for making her CEO.

    1. Re:Give me an example by Alomex · · Score: 1

      No, they're the same for men and women.

      This is like arguing that the stairs a quadriplegic has to climb with his wheelchair are the same ones as healthy people do. So since it is equal for all where's the discrimination?

      When it comes to child rearing the roles are not equally symmetrical. Only the woman can get pregnant, only the woman goes through the birth process and the complications thereafter, only the woman can breastfeed the baby. When the baby is really ill and feeling miserable, they naturally seek the comfort of the mother over the father.

    2. Re:Give me an example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you are just being trite, unless you were intending to compare a woman's abilities with a quadriplegic, nevermind being insensitive to quadriplegics.

      And when did child rearing come up in the discussion regarding CEO ability, and how is this pertinent to Mrs. Fiorna?

      Oh dear, bring offspring into the world is not symmetrical between the sexes. Mother nature must be a part of the patriarchy.

      How about this: only a woman can choose whether to bring a pregnancy to term or not. It's a choice, unless you are implying that all women should serve as baby factories? Further, a woman isn't held equally accountable for that choice. Custody is awarded unfairly over 90% of the time to women (beyond any natural ability) as well as child support payments.

      Congratulations, you are a sexist. No more significant than the male who says "Yo bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich".

    3. Re:Give me an example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then the woman has a choice, stay at home barefoot and pregnant or go to work and have a career. Why should a woman be given 'extra' rights because of her choice?

  133. capitalism vs communism by time64_t · · Score: 1
    Personally, I find the following quote the most scaring in the whole FA:

    Being a good party member was far more important than your skill level, and so my boss was a man who had been a pig farmer. After decades spent raising hogs, he suddenly was supervising dozens of machinists, most of whom had engineering degrees and had built bridges and buildings until we were reassigned to "practical and useful" work -- making parts for factory machines.

    Working for Carly Fiorina reminded me of my days working for that farmer.

    After overthrowing communism, good old America has nothing better to do than establish a similar system, just replace party cronies by CEOs or other pseudo-jobs.

    1. Re:capitalism vs communism by demon · · Score: 1

      It is the funniest, and yet the saddest, part of the whole thing. Companies these days are reflecting it. After all this time, we've become what we claimed to hate most.

      --

      Sam: "That was needlessly cryptic."
      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
    2. Re:capitalism vs communism by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      After all this time, we've become what we claimed to hate most.

      "He who hunts monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you stare long into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil (1886)

  134. But that makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "An outside firm was hired to make sure that the correct percentage of men, women, older, younger, ethnic, etc. workers were let go so "

    As a women who got her job via political correctness, it would make sense that she'd like to pass that "gift" down to the rank and file workers.

  135. As it turnes out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She got "lower ratings" because she was, um, lower rated.

    Events have proven that.

    And looking back at it, I find it amazing that you would defend either Carly (who is indefensible), or the hiring process.

    At least have the guts to stand there and say "Hell yes, she got the job because she was a woman, but that's not her fault!".

    Its also fascinating that you don't find fault with a board that gave her a lot more leeway because she was an inexperienced woman. I guess they were covering their own asses.

    1. Re:As it turnes out by Alomex · · Score: 1

      She got "lower ratings" because she was, um, lower rated.

      As were Ken Lay and Bernie Ebbers.

      And looking back at it, I find it amazing that you would defend either Carly (who is indefensible), or the hiring process.

      You are not paying attention. I'm not defending Carly or the hiring process. I'm saying she looked as reasonable a candidate as, say, Gil Amelio when he took over Apple or as reasonable as Chainsaw Al Dunlap when he took over Sunbeam.

      Those gents also turned out to be a lot less competent than initially thought, yet people didn't blame those on their maleness.

      Yes, the system is flawed, as it allows subpar candidates such as Ken Lay, Gil Amelio, Al Dunlap Bernie Ebbers and Carly Fiorina to be hired. There is no evidence that such flaws are due to affirmative action.

      So why focus on her gender on the face of all evidence to indicate that errors in hiring have nothing to do with gender?

  136. Brave remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Care to name one of those "pretty good songs"?

    You just might be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    1. Re:Brave remark by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      > Care to name one of those "pretty good songs"?

      Here are some of my favorites:

      "A new day has come."

      Hmm, , perhaps not much else. But she's generally easy on the ears.

      > You just might be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
      Ah, that was a brave remark indeed. I'm not gay. Also, homosexuality is wrong.

  137. Exactly, its an amazing success story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A woman with no talent, made tens of millions of dollars and her shortcomings weren't found out for years.

    An amazing success story by any standards!

  138. OP is right you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when's the last time you heard of a garage inventor who went on to make it big? the early 80s maybe...

    it just doesn't happen anymore.

  139. Re:It's about profits, not what the customers want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes they are.

    A friend got an HP machine, and asked me to go through it first. It took nearly an hour to get the machine in a spyware-free, advertisement free, non-HP interfering state.

    Of course, hardly anybody just ships their computer ready to use without lots of crap on it. I got a Dell, and I had to basically redo it. Fortunately, Dell includes a recovery disk that makes adding that crap optional. HP forces you to just reload from a hidden partition with all the crapware installed.

    I just got my kids an iMac. Really terrific computer. Just fired it up, and... Wow. no ads. Just a computer like in the old days. If people finally get fed up with the crap we're force-fed these days, they'll start buying Apples. But in my experience, people are actually starting to enjoy crapware loading down their computer. Scary.

  140. $20 Million to screw a whole company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that must be some kind of record.

    Monica Lewinsky should be jealous...

    Can't wait to see what happens to the world bank.

  141. The curse of the quartiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A business school did a study on this a while ago. The results were later printed in the Economist.

    Like compensation boards everywhere, the ones setting salaries for higher execs would inevitably start with a range of comparable salaries divided into quartiles. The salaries averaged out would include more than just those for companies in similiar industries - after all management skills are flexible, right?

    Then they'd offer their new CEO a salary in the highest quartile - after all, let it not be said that they hire second rate management. This would completely ignore the fact that in some industries the annual growth would always be relatively low and so the impact of leadership would be much smaller.

    This more than anything else was responsible for the massive increase in CEOs salaries during the 90s and 00s.

    -- ac

  142. HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by argent · · Score: 1

    While you're talking about HP and Lucent... don't forget, she was instrumental in killing the last great product from DEC as well. Oh, Compaq swore that dumping it was their idea, but it was right before the takeover that they switched from "We'll stand behind Alpha come hell or high water" to "Look at this shiny new Itanium!"

    1. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Sorry, friend, Alpha was already dead. Many of tThe core technologies had been stolen by Intel and woven into the Pentium chipsets, and AMD has finally brought real 64-bit computing into the world at a price point and with source operating systems that people can actually leave. DEC didn't have the resources to bring Alpha technologies to the next physical implementation, and there wasn't software worth running on it.

    2. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by argent · · Score: 1

      DEC (or rather, by the time the decision was made, Compaq) had the resources to do it. They had the team working on the next generation when they pulled a 180 and sold the team, lock stock and blueprint, to Intel.

      As for what Intel lifted from Alpha... all they got was implementation. The core technologies of the Alpha are the instruction set and architecture. The only way to "steal" those would be to replace the Pentium instruction set with the Alpha instruction set.

      And the software running on the Alpha includes not only Linux (being an AMD fan, I assume that's your UNIX of choice) but the best and most advanced commercial UNIX... the only one built on a modern BSD kernel.

      HP tried to do the same trick that you think Intel did, to lift the core technology from Tru64 and install it in HPUX. They couldn't do that either... it's a shame they killed the donor before they called off the surgery.

    3. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I agree that HP tried to do the same trick. Unfortunately, with the so-called "open source but not really" software that Tru64 was built on, there was no point to that. The most stable, supportable, maintainable use for Alpha hardware these days is running Linux on it.

      Implementation counts for a lot. Coupled with the lower price of the hardware from Intel for the desktop market, and their strong relationship with Microsoft so that new consumer actually worked on it, it was possible for Intel to simply underprice DEC and Alpha technologies for almost all new hardware. Having to implement those technologies on their own would have slowed them down by at least one year, maybe three, and cost them a lot of the mid-range business market and high-end consumer market.

      If you want to make money this quarter or this year, it's much easier to steal the good stuff from a company that supports R&D than it is to maintain your own R&D. Carly might have tried that to keep HP advancing, but new developments large enough to fund new businesses for a conglomerate that size are rare and hard to steal.

    4. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by argent · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, with the so-called "open source but not really" software that Tru64 was built on, there was no point to that. The most stable, supportable, maintainable use for Alpha hardware these days is running Linux on it.

      Well, you know, I've done that. And I'm running Tru64. And I have to say that if you think that you can't have tried it. Ever.

    5. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Nice try. I've got 4 years hands-on experience with it, trying to keep it running in a mixed environment. The NIS is broken, the printing services don't follow the documentation nor anyone else's standards, the built-in compiler doesn't handle recent open source code because it's not compliant with any other standards, the NFS is poor, and the sendmail is so old and non-standard it should be called Neanderthal sendmail, having forked off into a species that died sometime in the paleolithic.

      It's possible to replace a lot of the tools with more powerful, open source ones, but once you've done that you may as well use Linux in the first place.

    6. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by argent · · Score: 1

      The NIS is broken, the printing services don't follow the documentation nor anyone else's standards, the built-in compiler doesn't handle recent open source code because it's not compliant with any other standards, the NFS is poor, and the sendmail is so old and non-standard it should be called Neanderthal sendmail, having forked off into a species that died sometime in the paleolithic.

      All of this seems to come down to "it's not Linux", except for that comment about NFS. Tru64's NFS isn't the best, but it's certainly better than any Linux NFS I've used. And that's about the only criticism that's actually referring to something deep in the system rather than a superficial bit of userland code that you'd probably be replacing anyway whether you're using Linux or Tru64.

      I mean... sendmail. Who the hell uses the stock distributed sendmail? On anything, Linux or not?

      NIS is broken, no matter who implements it.

      The printing services are perfectly bog standard BSD printing. There are basically two printing systems on commercial UNIX... BSD, and System V. If you don't like either, then install the open-source printing system of your choice.

      Personally, I like the BSD system. It's archaic, yes, but it's simple and doesn't tend to fail in obscure ways that require extended debugging sessions to track down which unnecessary shell script broke... which is my primary experience of the System V "let's take a generalised batch queue system and stick a poorly implemented ad-hoc print queue manager on it".

      The shipped compiler isn't gcc. This is no doubt annoying to someone who thinks "portable code" is something that runs on Red Hat 7.1 *and* Debian... which seems to be the standard an appalling percentage of the open source community.

      You'd have the same problems with *any* compiler that wasn't GCC, so this is a dead issue.

      It's a pretty good compiler, much better than most, and produces better code than GCC. If you have a problem with Tru64's cc I'd hate to see you try and make any headway with the one on HPUX.

      It sounds like you started out wanting to do things the Linux way, regardless, so no matter how good Tru64 was it'd be doomed in your eyes.

    7. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Nice try again. No, the NIS is broken above and beyond the call of duty and doesn't work right with Solaris clients or servers, either. The lpd daemon uses options that are not documented and don't work, in particular in the filtering capacity, when dealing with simple network printers.

      The shipped compiler refuses to follow simple standards of lexical scoping. And it makes up "include" structures out of the compromises of the OSF instead of following any one standard in a nightmare for stability, especially when include files fail to flag that they've been already been included and thus reset values when they get re-included later with different configurations. It's nasty: what it produces is faster than gcc compiled code due to to the optimizations, but it means your code is not portable to other compilers such as gcc or even the various Sun compilers, or sometimes to compilers on slightly different releases of Tru64.

      The inability of a vendor to publish up-to-date versions of core tools, like sendmail, is not an excuse to say "oh, people just install their own anyway because no one keeps it up to date". Other vendors do keep theirs up to date, including several core UNIX vendors like Sun and every flavor of Linux.

      Tru64 is moribund.

    8. Re:HP, Lucent, ... and DEC by argent · · Score: 1

      No, the NIS is broken above and beyond the call of duty and doesn't work right with Solaris clients or servers, either.

      I'm sorry, but I can't see why I should care about the dregs of Sun's attempt to dictate standards to the Internet rather than use DNS like everyone else. When I said that NIS was broken, that's exactly what I meant. Complaining that Tru64 doesn't ship with a "modern NIS" is like complaining that Linux doesn't come with support for Xenix 286 multiplexed files.

      Funny, I'm using LPD filters on Tru64 right now. Hint: LPD does not and never has filtered remote printers. This is not a shortcoming of Tru64, it's a design feature of LPD to make early diskless client implementations easier, long before OSF or UI were rumors of rumors.

      your code is not portable to other compilers such as gcc or even the various Sun compilers, or sometimes to compilers on slightly different releases of Tru64

      I've had code fail to port between versions of GCC, or between the same version (allegedly) of GCC on Red Hat and Debian. The fix is to find where your code is poking at the edges of the envelope and make it more conservative and more portable.

      And what I've had to leave in my code to support Sun compilers would turn your hair grey.

      The inability of a vendor to publish up-to-date versions of core tools, like sendmail [...]

      Up-to-date version of sendmail? What have you been smoking? What's your next fantasy, a stable and secure version of Windows?

      Other vendors do keep theirs up to date

      Pity. If they didn't try, more people would switch to more reliable, secure, and robust mailers. Which is what they should do.

      Tru64 is moribund.

      Why yes, Tru64 is moribund. but this is not due to any inherent failing in Tru64, it's a business decision that HP and compaq made years ago... on Carly's watch... and that's all it is.

  143. I had one run over by a truck by Queeg500v2 · · Score: 1

    It's true! My beloved HP-11c was run over by a big rig and it still worked!!! To turn it on ya just had to twist it a little. I used that calculator in for another couple years before it finally gave up the ghost. That calculator was awesome! I purchased a HP-41CV as a replacement and to this day it still does daily work. Gotta love the old HP calculators!

  144. Carly.. IDIOT by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    The good news is that Carly is gone. HP is actually three great companies that have been fused together:
    HP bought Compaq and Compaq bought Digital. The strength that HP should have is the ability to create. Carly gutted that, sold most of it off with Agilent and then proceeded to count on ink-jet and toner cartridge sales for long term profit while watching Dell eat their lunch in computer sales.

    The new slogan "invent" was ment for the marketing department and not for engineering. Thanks Carly for gutting one of America's best. Idiot.

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  145. maybe by BlackShirt · · Score: 1

    she is on the right track

    "Carly told us we had no business sense, and that every project needed to make a profit within three years or less."

  146. I was in HP..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a contract worker for HP for about 1.5 years (I left on my own - work sucked too much).

    I was in charge of a team of programmers where we created test tools to test some cool stuff the engineers were creating.

    Since I was in charge of the programmers, I was involved in the interviews. Once, a brilliart fellow was applying to be a programmer - his hope was to become a perm staff at HP, cos of all the good thinks he has heard of the "HP way". Did not have the heart to tell him the HP way was dead. He left a few months after he joined us, unhappy with how HP was doing.

    The whole R&D lab I was in got outsourced to an external company - we were all in the same locations, except our bosses changed. We used to interface directly with the engineers who created the stuff, so we can provide feedback when something was broken. Now, HP outsourced the managment of the lab and all the employees there - with the end result, we told the new managers about what was broken, and they tell the engineers. And of cos, things got misunderstood at times, and stuff slow down. Yeay for a cheaper, slower R&D department.

    My contract was extended for another year, but I left a few months later - could not stomache being there with all the design requirements being changed every few days.

    Oh yeah, this was in Singapore.

  147. As I understand it, Dell's logistics are amazing by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    PCs are shipped a few hours after the parts arrive. Practically no inventory sits around very long. No other PC maker can compare. Again, as I understand it.

    HP has a very different histroy. HP used to an engineering company, not a consumer product manufacturer.

  148. Jobbies?! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    They're those big, 18" diameter jobbies.

    BTW, in Scotland the word "jobbies" means "turds", and I really *don't* want to think what an 18" diameter jobbie would be like. :-O

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    1. Re:Jobbies?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother!
      I'm learning somthing every day it seems, on slashdot. I'll put that 'jobbie' in my pipe and smoke it, the next time I watch the episode of Star Trek where Scottie puts that alien right under the table with his ol' scotch.

  149. A "bug"-gy cartridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And the manufacturer is perfectly capable of getting good repeat business through selling cartridges."

    Not unless they "chip" them.

  150. Shortsightedness by davecb · · Score: 1
    It's a fixation with the near future, from people with little minds.

    In this case, a denial that the research department was smarter than the marketing department, and an active effort to harm them.

    A parallel effort at H-P in particular was to get rid of the Alpha and Precision architectures, which threatened the "common knowledge" that Intel was the only successfully chip designer in the universe.

    Another recent example, and one which might well be related, was the "everyone will run NT 4" fad, where a smart marketing department (Microsoft's!) convinced a number of short-sighted companies that there was no future outside of WinTel. One of my favorite companies, Mips (SGI) was killed by that one.

    In fact, the marketing department works in the present, and the research department in the future. The wisest company I know (NBTel) had them both reporting to the same person. Net result? He had better connectivity in his entire suburb than I have at work. And he had it years earlier than I did in Toronto.

    So I voted with my feet, and went with an employer who is isn't much respected here, but who doesn't believe the unconscious lies of marketers and stock analysis, looking for the "quick profit" that never comes.

    --dave

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  151. I disagree that innovation is stifiled...Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Guess you can see that inventing is not fun anymore once you try to bring an invention onto the market and instantly have hundreds of patent lawyers on your neck demanding money for things like a progress bar in your application. You are right, the ideas are there but having them realized can cost you your last remnants of money you still have."

    It doesn't seem to have hurt Linux any.

    1. Re:I disagree that innovation is stifiled...Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invented by a fin, stupid.

  152. I disagree that innovation is stifiled...GPU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't forget that all of us have a huge lead on H&P in terms of knowledge availability (through the Internet), education and tools. You can build your own scanning tunnelling microscope, for example. To build something innovative today takes a greater achievement than it did in the 30's, but we have far more to draw on."

    And yet the F/OSS community has yet to build a GPU to compete with Nvidia, and ATI.

  153. The garage just wants to be free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " No... most of them have not been patentet but to realize them you have to rely in existing technologies. Even good ole Newton knew that and that is the deadly game in garage inventions. You have the idea you realize it bring it to the market and wham you are hit with numerous patent trials before you can say, lets do something else, because you had to rely on something different than the wheel or the fire. (pretty much else already has been sold out by the EPO and USPTO) "

    And let's not forget all the "Information just wants to be free" people out there, slowly pouring sand into the "engine" of your creation.

    1. Re:The garage just wants to be free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if by "pouring sand into" you mean "improving"

  154. Well, maybe I -should- tone it down by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    I'll try to be a little less blatant from now on.

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  155. more [history] than [majour] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Did you know that Japanese employees tend to stay with the same company their whole life? And that the management you see at the top is usually old because they _worked_ their way to it from within the same company."

    And did you know that's no longer true. Just like lifetime employment is no longer true. The world changes, even for the Japanese.

    The other thing people don't know is that Toyota has a lot of auto plants here, because of the presence of US tariffs (protectionism turned on it's ear)

  156. Re:The Carly disease is endemic in America and I'm by nsxdavid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you only have your vet engineers and a bunch of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed kids? I would figure you'd have everything in between too... bring in young talent, get them experience and train them up. The good ones coming into their own as the old ones retire to tinker in their garage.

    The rot can be in engineer core too....

    My dad was a great tool engineer at Boeing (with it was owned by MacD&D before that). He was brilliant at finding ways to save that companie's butts. But there were engineers there, in other departments, who resented that because it could often make them look bad.

    My dad would see problems and find unbelieveable solutions. For example, they used this very expesnive and dangerous process of pumping molten metal under pressure to create custom bushings per screw hole in parts the F15. My dad, in our basement, created a jig to do the same thing with inexpensive and entirely safe hot glue. A simple hot glue gun and a wooden rig.

    It took forever to convince them to even try it. He had to get everyone to sign off on the thing, from the materials guys (what the hell good is hot glue?) to the people who would look foolish if it worked. Eventually he managed to get a trial setup. They'd use his system to create a bushing and drill a hole with it and see if it meet the extreme tolerances required.

    While doing the experiment, one of the engineers who'd end up looking foolish for "inventing" the molten metal process reached up and nudged the drill as it was making the hole. He tried to be sneaky, but everyone saw it. Never-the-less, the experiment was a success and the whole was perfect, even with the attempt at sabotage.

    He ran into that sort of thing all the time. Management was less of a problem than just bad, don't-rock-my-career engineers. Of course in this case, management just shelved the idea anyway and didn't use it. At least not at first.... one day, a few years into retirement, my dad gets a call for boeing asking if he'd ressurect that process. They suddenly needed to be able to do things cheaper, get the winning bid on whatever-the-heck, and his process would be key. My dad, being the kind of guy he was, created a detailed how-to for them and mailed it off never asking for anything in return (despite the millions this meant to their bottom line).

    Not sure if they ever ended up using it, but it was just one of many things he inveted there. Some of them had far reaching affects on how they built their aircraft. I wasn't able to follow his adventures in engineer after they moved him into Black World and he couldn't talk about what he did, have visitors or even bring home anything. But I'm sure it was exciting. :)

    -- David

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  157. Excellent Choice for the Job (warning,Sarcasm!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just do a Google search entering ["world bank" critique].

    Read a few articles and you will see:

    SHE WILL FIT RIGHT IN!!!

  158. Reverse [sturdy] Not(ed) - HP-11c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know lots of mechanical, civil and electrical engineers that loved this little mid-range beauty and are frustrated that they cannot buy a new one (I'm on my second now, they are very sturdy).[Emphasis mine]"

    Apparently not.

  159. Re:Why supprised by retro128 · · Score: 1

    You might want to keep in mind that English is not the primary language of a lot of Slashdotters.

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  160. Re:It's about profits, not what the customers want by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    They aren't all in India. I worked for an outsourcer here in London, Ontario, Canada.

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  161. Mod up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having lived, worked and studied in Japan I can also vouch for their high level of R&D.

    In fact when the bubble burst they doubled their national R&D budget, and now, about 10 years later it is starting to pay off. Not many countries would have the cool to hold out that long. Japan does. Routinely.

  162. Chinese PhDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinas educational system is tough and elitistic, and many their best come to the US for their PhD studies. Then they stay on, or used to. Now many return to China which is rapidly gaining importance in the semiconducting business.

    So yes, R&D labs in China is feasible. It is even common.

  163. Who's the idiot? by Y2 · · Score: 1

    Who is the idiot, the CEO who deep-sixes innovation, or the board that sets her incentives that way?

    And of course the board can't help it, because their incentives are ...

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  164. Should I send my resume in? by chiph · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if I should send my resume in for Carly's old position.

    I have no executive management experience, so I have no bad habits to un-learn. As an outsider, I have no polical axe to grind, so I can make changes that need to be made without repercussions.

    I'm willing to take the job for only two million dollars a year. I'll even pay to relocate myself. The board will love the cost savings!

    What I do have is vision -- I want HP to make good products again. No more rebranding, no more crap that breaks just by looking at it. I'd make Compaq it's own division, and transfer all servers to it. I'd get out of the consumer PC business, concentrating instead on business-grade computers & peripherals. I'd invest in the calculator business, because even though it would lose money, it would gain mind share amongst college students, engineers, and techies. The idea is that it would act as a halo (like the iPod does for Apple) and sell other higher margin HP products.

    Chip H.

  165. so Bush ruined HP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eom

  166. mod up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    arent is right. If even 20 percent of Chinese PhDs in Silicon Valley went home the place would close down in a few months time.

    US high tech is dominated by Chinese and Indian graduates. Whitebreads do marketing, law and telephone sanitizing, tech is a dirty word it seems.

  167. Business Sense? by beejay54 · · Score: 1


    Business Sense ???

    Is that why I'm seeing hip and trendy ads for hp blade servers during Movie Night in Canada on the CBC? Cause you know, the general public of Canada is all about running out a buying blade servers...

    Who runs this company?

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  168. A case of others suffering... by ChilyWily · · Score: 1

    Well, after reading a couple of very good points, I couldn't resist but add this comment. But first, let me state that I have never worked for HP but have had interractions with them while working for several different employers over the last 5-10 years.

    What I've noticed is that HP used to be a place of engineering driven projects. At that start it went something like this:
    Here's a problem, here's a business case, now let the engineers go and do their jobs. If there was a problem, you could reach a person who had infact worked on the impacted area, could offer solid advice or even provide a fix.
    Today (and I'm sad to say) it is something like this: here's a problem, deny it outright. Shove HP 'Support' at the customer. These guys suffer from 'little knowledge'. Their recommendations are bad to incompetent and they will stall for weeks knowing full well there is a defect/fault at hand. The problem remains where it is. Issues are escalated to management where finally at the 11th hour some fix is provided (at great risk to both HP & the client company). Often time, this results in additional churn.

    As others have mentioned, CEOs play games. But then if we step back, who isn't? The Board of Directors are often hand picked by CEOs and have no independent power. The stock holders consist of big firms (who have their agendas on profiteering) vs. an extremely diluted pool of investors who bear the brunt of the stock price and are in a rush to make an easy buck. So to answer my own question, the only person who 'cares' in this whole vicious circle are those whose livelihoods depend on the company. Yet, these are the people who have no say in the system.

    Summary: the system is broken, everyone who has any power exerts it in the way they can. The people whose lives are impacted have no say. What Mr. H & Mr. P started out way back then was to provide an environment for the workers yet that spirit was lost after these vultures/hyenas descended upon HP. To be honest with you, this is not only an HP problem, it is everywhere. The saddest realisation is that how many lives are hurt by people like Carly yet there is no accountability.

    1. Re:A case of others suffering... by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Well said. Your point about "Support" is too sadly the case for many "market-driven" companies. Direct response from the guys who built the thing is priceless. I have had email exchanges from Richard Stallman and Jeremy Allison about bug reports I have submitted over the years. This is priceless and and direct contrast with firms that thank you for your report, but your platform is not a priority to our firm and we might look at fixing it in a year's time. We used to resell HP equipment in the 80s and I was in awe of their commitment to engineering design excellence. Sure there was a price-premium, but once you found customers who valued reliability and good design, it was a good fit. Unfortunately, "value for money" means "as cheap as possible and cross our fingers nothing breaks". This ethos in purchasing meant there was no place for enginerring excellence. The other thing about HP were the founders. Sure they weren't gods, but their achievements and their legacy is impressive. Not only in the world of engineering, but to Calfornian society as a whole.

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    2. Re:A case of others suffering... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The old Compaq support people are actually quite good, but they're being phased out by HP.

  169. Communist Pig Farmers by m_evanchik · · Score: 1

    I put some thoughts on this article on Citizen Chris.

    For those to lazy to click, the gist is that capitalism can be as stupid as communism in setting priorities.

  170. HP employees weren't the only.... by p.rican · · Score: 1

    happy ones. I worked for Lucent Technologies before it went into the crapper because of a bunch of thieves in upper management (Rich McGinn). She was not adored there either.

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  171. What I found about Celine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I am ill, Celine Dion songs will make me feel worse (no joke).

    And if I was brave, I'd say it to your face, not anonymously 10,000 miles away.

    But a guy liking Celine is almost like a signal. Sort of like if you didn't like sports, or tend to look at guy's asses.

    1. Re:What I found about Celine by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1


      I'm not into sports either and like Shania Twain and John Denver songs.
      It takes all sorts. :)

  172. So you're the guy.... by jeephistorian · · Score: 1


    ....who keeps crapping in the recycling bin. Will you please quit that, it bothers the janitors!!

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  173. Dell innovated in bussiness processes. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And big time.

    They are the first ones I remember offered tailored PCs via the Internet (i.e. 0 human intervention, live access to inventory, personal service).

    Maybe it is now par of the course, but back then it was a hell of innovation.

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    1. Re:Dell innovated in bussiness processes. by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      By "PCs" I'm assuming you're referring to x86 Windows-based platforms. Because if you aren't then you're mistaken. Apple was actually taking orders and custom building Macs online via the Apple Store before Michael Dell decided it was a good idea and followed suit.

    2. Re:Dell innovated in bussiness processes. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Ummm...yeah. Perhaps you missed out on the last 25 years in computer history, but ever since the introduction of the "IBM PC", the term "PC" has meant a descendant of that original hardware. Apple rather famously did not make PCs. They made Macs. (Remember 1984?) Windows has nothing to do with it; for the first few years of the PC, Windows didn't exist.

      If the grandparent post had said "computers" then your post would have been entirely reasonable, but the Apple Macintosh has NEVER been a PC. Personal computer? Sure. PC? Absolutely not.

    3. Re:Dell innovated in bussiness processes. by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Maybe you just didn't comprehend my comment. Yeah, that would explain it.

  174. You are too expensive and inneficient. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Deal with it. Those SUVs, expenditures in Imperial adventurism, grossly over eating, etc. sooner or later added all toghether were going to catch with your economy.

    Get fit and mean again (getting rid of a dilapidator like BUsh would have been a great first initial step, but you guys like big goverments as long as the big bulge of your deficit is in the military...

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  175. Don't be puerile. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You almost literally said only USians can innovate.

    To pretend otherwise is completely dishonest.

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  176. What a load of nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Honestly, in which planet do you live?

    The Japanese pretty much command high tech in the houselds of every person on this planet. Even the cheap imports from China normally have Japanese design and innovation in the back.

    Car industry? Japan.

    Eletronics? Japan.

    Robotics? Japan.

    Even entertainment, Japan controls both the generation and reproduction of muscial and filmographic content.

    Frankly I don;t know what you are smoking, but many people will be very enthusiatic to get such quality stuff....

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  177. What ironic.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... until very recently, Japanese workers did not lose their jobs. If they were not really needed any more they were given a menial job where they could not hurt profits and be respected for their previous contributions to their company.

    It may not make financial sense, but shows where the long term thinking is. Compare such attitude with the typicaly USian way of getting rid of somebody: escorting the employee out of the building like a criminal. If that reflects any long term thinking (removing all vestiges of a corporate memory) then I am Batman, the awesome cape crusader.

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  178. Re:Why supprised by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    True, but most of them can't write in their native Perl, either.

  179. And you're surprised? by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    And there's talk of Bono (yes, of U2) being named President of the World Bank, too.

    This surprises you in 'today's world' ?

    After Italy had a hostage reporter almost killed by US troops, are you surprised that Italy ISN'T pulling out of Iraq? I'm not, considering that their Prime Sinister is great friends with Rupert Murdoch (FOX Network) - It's all a club for the rich and famous to remind those who aren't that they won't ever be a part.

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  180. But how many CEOs... by hawkes · · Score: 1
    ...can say they left such an impression on their employees that plaques dedicated to them were being sold on eBay after their departures??? ;-)

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =6372056442#ebayphotohosting

  181. It's too early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read that sig as : Ideal is the bacon..

  182. Re:Why supprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me gets it

  183. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Didn't IBM invent the PC? Don't know what the poster could be thinking of as a small inventer of the PC."

    Good question. IBM did most definantly not invent the Personal Computer, even if todays computers are a legacy of the IBM 286 circa 1982. All that IBM did was made a mistake in not purchasing the MS-DOS operation system from Bill Gates, instead licensing it from Gates, which allowed 3rd parties to also license the OS from Gates and produce computers that were all compatable.

    from wikipedia:

    "In 1973 the TV Typewriter, designed by Don Lancaster, provided the first display of alphanumeric information on an ordinary television set. It used $120 worth of electronics components, as outlined in the September 1973 issue of Radio Electronics magazine."

    "The Altair was featured on the cover of Popular Electronics for January, 1975. It was the world's first mass-produced personal computer kit, as well as the first computer to use an Intel 8080 processor."

  184. Why the U.S. "strayed"...permanent war! by ulatekh · · Score: 1

    The US was an attempt at such. The concept was largely independent states united in an effort to protect themselves from more powerful enemies, such as (at the time) England. Originally (as I understand it), the concept was for states to retain most of the power, but the fed to have power for defense against foreign powers, and to make sure that no state did anything to violate the constitution. How far we have strayed...

    From my reading of history, this is mostly because the United States has been in a permanent state of war since 1941. After WWII ended, we went straight into the Cold War with the Warsaw Pact nations. (I consider the Cold War to be WWIII, and Korea and Vietnam to be the two times that the Cold War got "hot".) By the time the Soviet Union crumbled on Christmas 1991, we were already at war with these stupid neo-Muslim fanatics, but Bill Clinton dodged it for 8 years. GWB embraced the terrorist-hunter legacy, and now we're involved in a global conflict against them, which is essentialy WWIV.

    The federal government indeed defends the states against foreign powers, and has been for 63+ years in a row now. That tends to leave things lopsided. I tend to believe that, should the rest of the world finally stop trying to kill us, federal powers will eventually flow back to the states.

    Of course, that'd be after the defeat of neo-Muslim terrorism, and presumably Chinese totalitarianism...both big ifs. And assuming our economy survives globalization (our own idea, no less). I had always assumed law would never get outsourced, but it has. Now nothing is safe.

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    "Once we've identified and embraced our sickness, we'll have strength...and that's when we get dangerous." - John Waters
  185. Urban Legend by lorcha · · Score: 1

    Debunked here (and many other places)

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