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Dvorak on How Microsoft Can Kill Linux

gewg_ writes "John C. Dvorak thinks he knows the way Redmond can kill Linux. Basing his premise on the relative dearth of device drivers available for Linux (compared to what is available for Windows), he sees an opportunity for the Borg to embrace and extinguish." From the article: "The immediate usefulness of Linux running under Windows is obvious. You can use all the Windows drivers for all the peripherals that don't run under Linux. Drivers have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support. Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work."

842 comments

  1. WHAT!? by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 0

    I thought Microsoft was hell bent on using blunt for trauma.

    1. Re:WHAT!? by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      s/for/force/

      Dammit!

    2. Re:WHAT!? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I thought Microsoft was hell bent on using blunt for trauma.

      Not to worry. Microsoft is dying. ;-)

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    3. Re:WHAT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're bad, Leroy Brown.

    4. Re:WHAT!? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Sure they aren't...

      (wait for it) ...BELEAGUERED?!!!

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    5. Re:WHAT!? by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      They'll have company, in the technology retirement home, with FreeBSD and Apple. :)

    6. Re:WHAT!? by ashyanbhog · · Score: 2, Funny
      Offering a MS-Linux product also means supporting it, which will actually be the bigger problem

      MS Call Center(MSCC): Good Morning, how may I help you,

      User: I am installing MS-linux but getting a message after reboot- Kernel Panic: VFS: Unable to find filesystem at 3:09. Booting stops, what do I do?

      MSCC: Press Crtl+Alt+Delete and reboot

      User: Duh, nothing is happening

      MSCC: Oh... that's leeenux, ok press the reboot button on ur PC

      User: Same error msg

      MSCC: Reboot in safe mode

      User: Same error msg

      MSCC: Reboot and load last known good profile

      User: hey, this is a fresh installation

      MSCC: Format and reinstall

      User: Same error msg

      MSCC: &)%(&^%&#*)@!*!!!!

      User: I will sue MS !!!!!!

      Very unlikely scenario. MS would rather work thru third parties like SCO to push down linux

    7. Re:WHAT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      HAHAHAHA - that's hilarious. Micro$oft providing support for their products... *wipes*tears*from*eyes*

    8. Re:WHAT!? by killawatt5k · · Score: 1

      But can they kill BSD?

    9. Re:WHAT!? by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny
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    10. Re:WHAT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But can they kill BSD?

      If they did, would netcraft confirm it?

    11. Re:WHAT!? by dcarey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look,

      This is the SAME GUY who went through tirade after temper-tantrum-touting-tirade about how he was eviling being targeted as an Apple hater meanwhile spewing out vitriolic fodder on how Apple will die (all within the confines of an OBJECTIVE viewpoint, of course ;). This as far back as 1998. You see where Apple is today.

      Dvorak's not a credible source. Case closed.

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    12. Re:WHAT!? by d0brii · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hahaha who cares what Dvorak has to say.

    13. Re:WHAT!? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know what crack he's smoking. My Free desktop/workstation is more than just Linux. It's a collection of XFree, Apache, Tigris products, with OpenOffice, the Gimp and a variety of other smaller subsets of software.

    14. Re:WHAT!? by tbone1 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Dvorak's not a credible source.

      The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a "mouse". There is no evidence that people want to use these things.
      - John C. Dvorak, SF Examiner, Feb. 1984.

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    15. Re:WHAT!? by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      This is the SAME GUY who went through tirade after temper-tantrum-touting-tirade about how he was eviling being targeted as an Apple hater meanwhile spewing out vitriolic fodder on how Apple will die (all within the confines of an OBJECTIVE viewpoint, of course ;). This as far back as 1998. You see where Apple is today.

      Would you say this wasn't a vaild viewpoint to have in 1998?

      Dvorak's not a credible source. Case closed.

      He writes columns containing his opinions, backed up by facts where applicable. It doesn't make him 'not credible' because you don't agree with his opinion.

    16. Re:WHAT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'd like to know what crack he's smoking"

      I think I tasted egg and cinnamon

    17. Re:WHAT!? by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

      And, today, people want to use these things. That doesn't mean there was any evidence of the fact then. Don't misinterpret what someone says after the fact, simply in light of new evidence that was not available to them when they said it.

    18. Re:WHAT!? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Given the choice, I'd use mini graphics tablet and pressure sensitive stylus.

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    19. Re:WHAT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them think what they want, it's best to leave the better OS's to the geeks anyway, i don't want nimrods using linux trying to be 'leet' talking to me anyhow.

  2. Yeah, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can Dvorak detect life on Mars?

    What do you mean I'm in the wrong story?

    1. Re:Yeah, but by ratnerstar · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you kidding? Dvorak is a prime mover behind SETI. He convinced us we weren't going to find any intelligent life here and that we'd better look for it in a Dvorak-free solar system.

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    2. Re:Yeah, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. Dvoraks ego is so large that some psycologist theorise that it is in fact infinite, this John Dvorak exists in every solar system.

  3. vmware by codepunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sounds like vmware to me....nope did not kill linux and likely never will...

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    1. Re:vmware by xianzombie · · Score: 1

      Funny, I used VMware to run Windows under Linux. Ran like crap on my system at the time, but it did run.

      A part of me would like to go back to Linux, but the ease of use for Windows is just too...easy, for me now, its comfortable and functional (XPpro). 'course the OS itself is about the only MS program I'm actually running, thanks to the likes of OpenOffice and Firefox, etc.

    2. Re:vmware by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah because VMware costs an extra $100+ on top of the cost of Windows. That's the only reason. If Microsoft provided a vmware equivalent, bundled for free with their OS, then why would anyone bother to use linux directly, unless that's all they used on that machine?

    3. Re:vmware by codepunk · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually there is a high probability you are using a pirated copy of windows.

      It is also funny you mention ease of use because I just click a open office Icon to use it on my linux box, last time I checked that is the same exact action you perform on a windows machine. Hell I can even make it easier on myself and make it a single click to open it.

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    4. Re:vmware by ReeprFlame · · Score: 1

      WEll Microsoft did recently but Connectix, a VM for Mac based machines as well as some Windows. So it is entirely possible...

    5. Re:vmware by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but, any way you slice it, you're still using the X Window System. Now ... Microsoft Explorer for Linux (and I don't mean IE) would be an interesting feat.

    6. Re:vmware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Playstation2 Linux to me. A proprietary shell that loads the OS and happens to be tuned for the OS. Not FOSS.

    7. Re:vmware by penguinstorm · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Is this the same Dvorak who's predicted the Mac's death more than once?

      I think maybe he needs to be embraced. Man's clearly not healthy.

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    8. Re:vmware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the other development project that some other company developed sounds like vmware.

      What he is proposing as a product from MS doesn't really sound like Linux. It sounds more like a POSIX/GNU enviroment on top of the WinXP kernel (rather than MFC/.Net, etc.). Sort of like CygWIN, only more so.

    9. Re:vmware by rguiu · · Score: 1

      his second name is Nostradamus.

    10. Re:vmware by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The objection is kind of a silly. I mean, Windows is Windows, X is X, MacOS is MacOS, etcetera ad nauseum. As far as lookaliking goes, KDE sure looks a lot like Windows to me. Too much so. Having spent several years using OS/2's WPS, I find the Windows GUI, from Win95 right through to WinXP, to a broken, function-starved clone. Never the less, my kids have no problem whatsoever getting programs running on KDE. Firefox isn't so different from IE that they can't work it

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    11. Re:vmware by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Which came first? The Author or the Keyboard layout?

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    12. Re:vmware by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's actually only easy because your used to it, personally i find all versions of windows very inflexible in their interface..
      Once you get used to a window manager of choice on unix, and begin making use of features such as letting you click in a background window without it coming to the front, and the select, middleclick paste of X11.. Once you get used to this, and the multiple workspaces, and many other features of X11... you find windows totally unuseable and restrictive.

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    13. Re:vmware by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1
      Each to his own.

      I just installed SuSE 9.1 on my IBM ThinkPad R40e. The only problem was that the installation wanted to use the wrong Ethernet driver. Luckily for me, others had noticed this and I was able to override the installation.

      I won't say that it was as easy as installing Windows. But, for me, it was not hard at all. For "Joe Sixpack" who doesn't know and doesn't really want to learn, I cannot say.

    14. Re:vmware by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Is this the same Dvorak who's predicted the Mac's death more than once?

      Dvorak is a pundit, his job is to create sensationalism. When he was on ZDTV with his roundtable show he always talked about (certainly not at length) being a Mac user.

      The man is bizarre, at least tabloids have an agenda.

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    15. Re:vmware by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that Windows GUI is better than any WM on linux (although I could well be claiming so ;-), I'm saying that - in my opinion - the Windows GDI and other features make it feel more responsive and cohesive than X feels.

      Everything about X feels dishomogeneous to me. But, I do consider it usable and even neat for some things. I just prefer to program under Windows. Go figure. And no, I don't program *for* Windows (eww!), I program for the web.

    16. Re:vmware by rlauzon · · Score: 1, Funny

      But the very idea of running Linux as a task on Windows is absurd. Sort of like building your house on a foundation of swamp-land.

    17. Re:vmware by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      I thought that was Nostrodumbass...

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    18. Re:vmware by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      > Which came first? The Author
      > or the Keyboard layout?

      The Dvorak layout was designed by August Dvorak and William Dealey in the 1920s/30s. I couldn't find John C.'s birthdate, but I guess he's younger than that.

    19. Re:vmware by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 1


      "Joe Sixpack" rarely, if ever reinstalls an OS. They get that "geeky kid" to do it for them. Or just buy new.

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    20. Re:vmware by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you sure you can compare the X11 protocol with gdi.exe (or whatever it's called in WindowsXP)?
      The juxtaposition seems as disingenious as that of the Linux kernel alongside the whole Windows OS.
      Running GNU/Linux you've got an embarrassment of choices, and a configuration zoo of libraries to support them, from the spartan minimalism of Ion to the full-tilt boogie of Enlightenment, with KDE and Gnome somewhere in between. So party.
      Or just log in to a terminal and get your Emacs on. It really is all good.

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    21. Re:vmware by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Well, it wasn't meant as a fair comparison. It was just me stating my opinion that, due to the fact that Windows uses a different 'paradigm' for drawing to the screen than does any X11 implementation, it is by its very nature more likely to appeal to those who eschew customizability in favour of simplicity, speed, and ease of use.

      And I don't mean to say that X11 can't be fast, simple, and easy to use. But, in the past, I've had to hand-type Modelines. That left me unimpressed. And the customizability of the Window Managers, in my opinion, is somewhat of a disadvantage. Not only because of the command-line usage required, but because there's never any discussion of a nice GUI way to change things (like, a simple motif-based app to select your window manager from a list of installed ones, have it automatically write your .xsession or .xinitrc or whatever, and for gosh sakes, could there please be a unified menu format between all the window managers?)

      The worst I've had to do in Windows is modify config.sys and autoexec.bat to free up enough memory to run certain things in Windows 3.1, and (occasionally) deal with outdated drivers impacting the system. For instance, my desktop can't go in to standby mode, because my video card is from 1998 - a Voodoo Banshee 16MB AGP with no decent WinXP drivers.

      All I'm saying is that based on my opinions and preconceptions (some might say misconceptions), I still firmly believe that Linux (and FreeBSD) are more suited to the server environment than the desktop. That said, at work we are a 100% linux environment, and it works rather nicely - minor incompatibilities with external organizations aside. (Freakin' 'winmail.dat'. Grr!)

    22. Re:vmware by zonker · · Score: 0

      wtf? was he just bored and decided to rehash a cringely article? i mean, really.

      read these two articles from 2 years ago: http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20030123. html and http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20030529. html

      dvorak hasn't had an interesting article in years. i'd say he ought to just stop but i guess he'd then be left scratching his head looking for another job he isn't qualified for...

    23. Re:vmware by green+menace · · Score: 1

      "Joe Sixpack" rarely, if ever reinstalls an OS. They get that "geeky kid" to do it for them. Or just buy new.

      I just spit beer all over my monitor cause this reminded me of that stupid show with Tommy Hilfiger's daughter... anyway, her computer wouldn't start so she whined like a little brat and they went and bought a new one.

      While on the subject of that stupid tv show, the one where one of the girls was sitting with her feet dangling in the pool about how here life sucks... hehe, cracked me up.

      Umm, those were the only 2 episodes I watched, I swear!

    24. Re:vmware by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      Hey, winmail.dat is for everyone that does not run exchange. If you run Notes, you get them too.
      Leave it to Microsoft to use an existing standard and then changing it a bit, so to the normal user it would seem that it is their systems failing and not the sender.

    25. Re:vmware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. I could almost understand where you were coming from until you touted X selections as a feature. Look, there's one thing that Windows and Mac have always gotten about selecting text that totally evades the Unix/X community, excluding Emacs -- It is exactly analogous to creating a selection or lasso in Photoshop/GIMP/anything graphics. You have defined a region in order to work with it as a unit. Delete it, copy it to clipboard, drag it, replace it with text from the clipboard, indent it, but do it as a _unit_. X selections do exactly none of that, and have the misfortune of taking up a valuable mouse button. A selection in X is nothing special, nothing but copied to PRIMARY. You can't then replace it with what was previously copied to PRIMARY, or do anything at all with it. WHY?

    26. Re:vmware by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      True, it is annoying on the very rare occasion that i wish to select a block of text and then overwrite it with something from the clipboard... Other than that, it's much faster for 99% of what i use it for.. You can't suit everyone all of the time.

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  4. Re:Where'd the last story go? by sentenzux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If only this one had been a dupe too, this would have been REALLY funny :-)

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  5. -1 Troll by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does anybody still take a word that says seriously anymore? All he ever does is troll for ad hits by saying something which will piss off one fringe group of computer geeks or another.

    Honestly. Why ever link to that joker?

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    1. Re:-1 Troll by Apreche · · Score: 1

      the same reason they link to Roland Piquepaille

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    2. Re:-1 Troll by stromthurman · · Score: 5, Funny

      In a post-Columbine world, it is critical that we at least one inflammatory troll to replace Jon Katz.

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    3. Re:-1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you DO realize that this is how Slashdot operates, don't you? most articles are thinly veiled pieces of flamebait.

    4. Re:-1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't take a word that says seriously, ever.

    5. Re:-1 Troll by littlem · · Score: 1

      Parent is spot on. I mean:

      You can be sure that Microsoft lawyers are studying this as closely as possible to see if there is any way they could market a dominant Linux distribution without killing themselves.

      WTF? WTF? I mean, if there was any realistic way that MicroSoft could kill Linux, then that would be a smart investment for them and they'd do it instantly - as they've done numerous times before (1-2-3, Netscape, blah blah blah, well trodden ground).

      Myself, I very seriously doubt that MicroSoft's lawyers would waste a minute of their time thinking about such a hair-brained scheme even after a long evening's heavy drinking funded by Windows licensees.

    6. Re:-1 Troll by jusdisgi · · Score: 4, Funny

      it is critical that we at least one inflammatory troll

      Were you going to use a verb in there? I can suggest a few that would work...

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    7. Re:-1 Troll by stromthurman · · Score: 3, Funny

      The proper decoding of the post is left as an exercise for the reader.

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    8. Re:-1 Troll by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Honestly. Why ever link to that joker?

      In a world of uncertainty, the existence of constants can soothe our troubled souls: Death, Taxes and Dvorak writing about things that are over his head.

    9. Re:-1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are you, the fucking english literature teacher?

    10. Re:-1 Troll by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Does anybody still take a word that says seriously anymore? All he ever does is troll for ad hits by saying something which will piss off one fringe group of computer geeks or another.

      Honestly. Why ever link to that joker?


      Now I'm confused. Are you talking about Dvorak, Ballmer or Gates?

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    11. Re:-1 Troll by dangitman · · Score: 1
      In a post-Columbine world, it is critical that we at least one inflammatory troll to replace Jon Katz.

      Didn't you get the memo from the DHS? We are now living in a post-911 world, and that changes everything.

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  6. Boring day? by theolein · · Score: 1, Funny

    Post an article by John, "The clueless one", Dvorak.

    1. Re:Boring day? by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      I betcha Jon Katz just changed his name and thought nobody here would notice...

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    2. Re:Boring day? by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, Jon Katz was sinserely wrong. He watched Buffy reruns and thought he understood modern teens, read Kevin Mitnick interviews in 2600 and thought he understood hacker culture, read Slashdot comments and thought they were a representative sample of American geeks. I think he was genuinely surprised at how detested some of his rambling became around here.

      Dvorak, on the other hand, knows better. He knows that if he calls the iBook 300 "girly" or says that Linux-on-Windows will put Red Hat, Debian, and Gentoo out of business, people will rush to the web site to read his rubbish, and then comment on it it forums, link to it on blogs and slash sites, and go to great lengths to alert the world about how wrong he is... all of which gets his site hits, and makes his publisher very happy with him. He's laughing all the way to the bank, because his goal is not to be seen as insightful, but simply to be seen.

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    3. Re:Boring day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Boring day? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      No, Jon Katz was sinserely wrong. He watched Buffy reruns and thought he understood modern teens, read Kevin Mitnick interviews in 2600 and thought he understood hacker culture, read Slashdot comments and thought they were a representative sample of American geeks. I think he was genuinely surprised at how detested some of his rambling became around here.

      The problem with Katz was he projected his need for social revolution on to mundane situation. He was connecting dots that just weren't there. Anyone know what happened to him?

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    5. Re:Boring day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe someone spoted an article in a dog magazine written by one Jon Katz but it wasn't 100% clear if it was the same post-columbine C64 using Jon Katz we all know and, uh, love.

    6. Re:Boring day? by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 0

      Man, I want his job.

  7. Re:Where'd the last story go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can't erase all the evidence. It still shows up in user listings of posts.

  8. What would MS-linux have I can't get from by georgeha · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cygwin or MS Services for Unix?

    Plus, there are quite a few hardware devices that work in Linux and not all versions of Windows, for instance my Kensington SVGA webcam, fine in Linux, not available in Win2k.

    1. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Windows can dominate over Linux if it had no bugs. Pfff... Ah hahaha

    2. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by tepples · · Score: 1

      Plus, there are quite a few hardware devices that work in Linux and not all versions of Windows, for instance my Kensington SVGA webcam, fine in Linux, not available in Win2k.

      Tell that to the owner of a Microtek Scanmaker 4850 scanner.

    3. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      Windows can dominate .. if it had no bugs.

      Note that is exactly what Microsoft claims. All those problems with security holes and viruses - that's the user's problem

      FOCUS Magazine Interview with Bill Gates: Microsoft Code Has No Bugs

      Gates:
      No! There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

      FOCUS:
      Oh, my God. I always get mad at my computer if MS Word swallows the page numbers of a document which I printed a couple of times with page numbers. If I complain to anybody they say "Well, upgrade from version 5.11 to 6.0".

      Gates:
      No! If you really think there's a bug you should report a bug. Maybe you're not using it properly. Have you ever considered that?
    4. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by ReeprFlame · · Score: 1

      I think they put bugs in on purpose. Check out this interview with some of MS engineers... http://grc.com/dos/xplaughter.htm

    5. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have a scanner that isn't supported under Linux. However I don't intend to moan about it. It isn't the SANE guys fault that my scanner doesn't work, and they're doing the job for free. The only people at fault are Microtek for not supported Linux. If I had been stupid enough to buy the scanner after I started to use Linux and didn't check compatability first, I'd also be the dumbass at fault.

      Geeks need to do more complaining to hardware manufacturers and less whinging on Slashdot if they want to improve Linux hardware support.

    6. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 1

      Also DSL (damn small linux) has a version that runs with qemu on top of Windows. Qemu is an emulator, so it is a little slower, but it's works great.

    7. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh...bill...i love you................

    8. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Don't quote that fool. I feel stupider just for having read the first half of his rant.

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    9. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had to replace my Microtek scanner before because Windows didn't have drivers for NT systems. I moved from Windows 98 -> Windows 2000 and had to buy a new scanner.

    10. Re:What would MS-linux have I can't get from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And soon enough: Any ISA device.

      I think Linux even still supports those ancient 1x and 2x non-atapi CDROM players that came with their own controller, or worked with a not-exactly-ide-or-atapi connector on a sound card.

      Ahh, the days.

      And, which windows device driver do I need to use my PPC processor?

  9. Re:Where'd the last story go? by Rei · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I think that about sums up this article.

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  10. Don't click by JanneM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please don't click the link.

    John Dvorak knows the state of Linux drivers versus Windows (or Mac) perfectly well. This is an excellent example of writing something obviously incorrect so you get a huge amount of hits and links from people that (rightly) disagree.

    Exactly like the Science Citation Index, actually, but speeded up about 20 times.

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    1. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late - I already fell for it. I guess my only recourse at this point is to have a load tester click on all the ad links on his website a few billion times until his advertisers ask for a refund of all ad revenue for today and maybe the month.

      I'll start that now.

    2. Re:Don't click by cortana · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You should RTFA. The actual quotation is "Drivers have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support". I don't see how a rational person can disagree with this.

    3. Re:Don't click by erikvcl · · Score: 1

      Dvorak is a dinosaur. His columns were mildly entertaining back in the days when PC Magazine was actually worth reading (does it even exist anymore?).

      I can't count the number of times it has been easier for me to set up devices on Linux than in Windows.

    4. Re:Don't click by Sxooter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lemmesee.

      Number of times I've been forced to reinstall my entire windows partition due to a buggy driver scramming my whole box? dozens and dozens.

      Number of times I've been forced to reinstall linux for the same problem: 0

      All my peripherals (mp3 player, digital camera, printer, USB mouse / graphics pad, etc...) work on both windows and linux.

      So, again, how are people spoiled by windows driver support?

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    5. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll disagree with it. The major market for Linux is in servers, and hardware support on server hardware is excelent. I've installed Linux on a huge range of servers, from dedicated Linux systems ordered from a vendor especially to run Linux to re-purposed low end Dell systems which previously ran Windows 2000. I've never had a single problem with hardware support on any of these systems.

      Even on consumer hardware Linux supoprt is adequate. The vast majority of Linux users are quite happy to spend a few minutes researching Linux support before they purchase new hardware, and most essential consumer hardware is supported. You should take a look at some of those boxed hardware devices on the shelves next time you're in a store; quite a good number of them include Linux drivers on the CD and say so on the box.

      90% of Linux users don't care if the Quxxinator 2000 WMD Gt Pro, only $75 on special offer, isn't supported on Linux because they have no need for it. That's just the way it is.

    6. Re:Don't click by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      The actual quotation is "Drivers have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support". I don't see how a rational person can disagree with this.

      Because it isn't really true anymore. Its increasingly common to see hardware sporting a penguin on the box, and many more manufacturers are cooperating to produce open (GPL) drivers. Not all of course, but the minority that don't is getting smaller all the time.

    7. Re:Don't click by myukew · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.
      Slashdotters don't read the articles.

    8. Re:Don't click by KhaZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you really want to read it, but don't want to generate hits, here's a link to Google's cache (via tinyurl, to make it nicer looking. :) )

      http://tinyurl.com/4kwgr

      Basically, I'm just looking for an easy way to get a +Something Informative. :)

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    9. Re:Don't click by vectra14 · · Score: 1

      So, this is slightly off topic, but somewhat on.

      I'm not a linux zealot and i hate linux zealots. However i recently got factual proof that linux is "there" for workspace environments.

      The case: we are using a four-way opteron machine (pre-release, ty AMD!) and we need to run ieee1394 DCAM cameras on it.

      we tried win64 (betas), since our software was written for windows. installed fine, everything fine, proceeded to install camera drivers.... except that of course 32bit drivers dont work in 64bit windows!!!

      So ok, no problem, i've got the source, i'll recompile things and everything will be fine. So after digging around i end up trying to compile the 64bit beta DDK examples... which dont run because they are "not 64bit compatible!" (even with win2003 32bit check manually turned off)

      So, quickly running out of options, we installed FC3.x86_64... and in 5 hours we had the whole damn setup working, code ported over, etc.

      it was awesome.

      so this is a really crappy "switch"-type story (btw macs can go to hell), but all i want to say is that i'm impressed, and other people are too. and i like it.

      i have no clue what this Dvorak guy says and from his past articles i really dont give damn. it is very weird to me that this is the case, but it seems that in the x86_64 bit area, microsoft's OS's are simply much worse off currently. enough to make people spend the time to use linux. i guess its a nice side effect of the compile-install organization of linux, and therefore OSS. i never would have guessed things would work this way.

    10. Re:Don't click by cortana · · Score: 1

      Yes yes, the old WORKSFORME response. The truth is that not everyone owns hardware that works in Linux.

      As much as I prefer my Debian machines to a Windows machine (and I too have experienced exactly the same problems with Windows stability that you have), the fact is that the XFree86 portion of driver for my graphics tablet (aiptek) is too buggy to be usable.

      Now, try explaining that to a Mundane and watch their eyes glaze over. "Xwhatnow? I just want to use Photoshop!"

    11. Re:Don't click by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Replace 'have always' with 'have previously'.

      Sure there's hardware out there with poor or no Linux support. Much of it is specialist (high end sound cards etc.) or cheapo USB rubbish (webcams, USB modems).

      Of course there will be a time soon when you might just be able to use Windows drivers in the event of a lack of Windows drivers (unless Microsoft encrypts drivers or pulls some other stunt in the next Windows release).

    12. Re:Don't click by ReeprFlame · · Score: 0

      Talking about future versions of windows, driver support seems attrocious. Win x64 Edition does not work period with basic drivers like my NIC. I believe my MOBO also has 64 bit versions of the drivers on the CD too, but it crashes when I even *touch* the CD. Longhorn, which I have got 32/64 bit versions for, doesnt work PERIOD. lol drivers, like MS can take on Linux now. If anything they will swipe our code and all their drivers, logo, closed-sourceness, and add a nice pricetag.... What are they planning next? Kill Windows and use our code for it in a Linux based version? Hell, we probably would be better off with that!

    13. Re:Don't click by insert+3+letters · · Score: 1

      My last Linux driver issue was finding a 3d driver for a Radeon 7500 about 4 years ago. A distro like SuSE makes it really easy these days. I've installed 9.1 on older machines, high-end new ones, even rather propritary laptops with wireless cards an softmodems without a hitch. Everything works great and I had to do almost nothing (as much or less work than with winows). Meanwhile, a buggy ATI driver (for a mobile 9700) leads my laptop to need some major cpr on win xp. Windows is actually a bit of a pain in terms of drivers. For example, if you want to switch from ati to nvidia video cards(or vice versa) and get the best results you either have to really know your way around the registry or reformat. It sucks.

    14. Re:Don't click by ookaze · · Score: 1

      Yes yes, the old WORKSFORME response. The truth is that not everyone owns hardware that works in Windows.

      I know because I do and a lot of device makers have a "upgrade to our latest device cause we do not support Windows XP with this old device". And these devices all work fine, even better in Linux.

      The thing is that my :
      - TV Card (now it does more or less with free tools but I do not use Windows anymore)
      - SCSI Scanner
      - forgot one
      do not work in Windows XP, only option was to buy another device, and the scanner that was stuttering and bringing Windows XP to a halt run smoothly and without any hitch on Linux.

    15. Re:Don't click by MartinG · · Score: 1

      I only ever have driver problems on windows. Most of my old usb stuff doesn't work under winxp and there are no drivers available. Under linux it all works with drivers included in the default kernel.

      With linux I can be almost certain that if I put a machine together from random bits of hardware it will all just work. With windows I would have to search around for driver disks or google for downloads for everything.

      Apart from obscure hardware, or very new hardware (linux drivers not written yet) the only area where windows has significantly more drivers available is wireless cards.

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    16. Re:Don't click by cortana · · Score: 1

      The original article is clearly talking about the market for consumer level hardware. Now, the level of support is adequate for users such as you and I, but this is not so for the Mundanes.

      I have never once purchased hardware that came with workable Linux drivers. A README saying "compile this" and some C source code (laced with #ifdef hell to ensure cross-version compatibility) for an obsolete version of the kernel doesn't quite count!

    17. Re:Don't click by Recovery1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Please. Spoiled? Ha!

      If I plug in my Yepp MP3 player (A USB device), my video camera disappears (IEEE 1394).

      I have a Soundblaster PCI 128. I have the XP drivers I DL from the website and the card doesn't work on any of the XP machines, as well as a 98 machine I plugged it into. But it works perfectly fine on my Fedora Linux machine, without any monkey business.

      I consider myself a rational person, and to my rational thinking the driver support system for windows is on crack. (that, and/or Dvorak)

    18. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? People have hardware that doesn't work in Windows, too. Just look at this article for stories of people who have trouble with Windows 64bit edition. Try and find working WindowsXP drivers for Voodoo graphics cards or Aureal Vortex sound cards. They don't exist. Is Windows hardware support "terrible" now?

      Roughly 80% of Linux users have 100% hardware support out of the box. 90% of Linux users have at least 90% hardware out of the box. A handful of the users have more problems than that. If you're having problems with your hardware, complain to the manufacturer and ask when they'll provide Linux support for their hardware.

    19. Re:Don't click by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Well, I disagree. You can all vote on my rationality.

      Let's see, the number of weird devices I've gotten to work with linux, but didn't have a chance in hell of with windows is ~12. They include such things as the localtalk pc card, arcnet cards, older scsi flatbed scanners, the STB PCI tv tuner card, the packard bell ir remote reciever, etc.

      And if I'm using all this weird stuff, it's only better for those using mundane things in linux. You have virtually zero chance of finding an ethernet card that won't work in linux (even though I spoke with several people last week on the phone that bought new off-the-shelf nics that wouldn't work in their older versions of windows) or a video card, or a sound card.

    20. Re:Don't click by carlos92 · · Score: 1

      I guess they count hits with an image or something like that, so you are essentially reducing the load on their servers while still allowing them to show ads and count hits.

    21. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, try explaining that to a Mundane and watch their eyes glaze over. "Xwhatnow? I just want to use Photoshop!"

      That particular Mundane would be much better off with a G5 Mac. :-)

    22. Re:Don't click by sstidman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ahhh, the old DOESNTWORKFORME response. I've used Linux with a large assortment of hardware. I've also used Windows. I am not a Linux zealot like everyone else nor a Windows zealot, but I have generally had more trouble with Windows drivers than Linux drivers. For example, I have a Hauppage WinTV card on one of my dual-boot machines. It works flawlessly under Linux. I get weird errors under Windows and can't use the card at all. I've reinstalled the drivers in Windows, but no luck. The quality of many Windows drivers simply suck; I find that the Linux drivers tend to work much better. The main reason tends to be that many Windows hardware drivers include all kinds of unnecessary bells and whistles. My favorite recent example is the driver for the Lexmark Z11 inkjet printer. It's just a printer, so I could probably use a generic driver and it would work great. But Lexmark included all this unnecessary crap so that it puts an unneeded icon in my task bar as well as having a man come over my speaker telling me each time I print a job (I know I just printed, but thanks for telling me ;-). Linux drivers tend to simply do whatever they are supposed to do, nothing more nothing less. They probably do so with less code than their Windows counterparts because of the lack of bells and whistles and less code generally means fewer bugs.

      Driver support used to be a problem under Linux, but it really hasn't been a problem for quite some time. There are certainly exceptions to that statement, but your blanket statement that Windows has vastly better driver support simply isn't true anymore.

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    23. Re:Don't click by mrluisp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's spot on. If anything the lack of drivers (and the difficulty in getting them installed) is what's holding Linux back.

      Example: I'm constantly pushing Linux on people in the office. Not being an ass about, just regularly reminding them of what it can do. A co-worker decided to give it a go and install Mandrake on a laptop. He got almost everything set up within a day or two, having never used Linux before. Then he tried to get his wireless card working. For some reason Mandrake recognized his card, but didn't have the module available for his current kernel (the stock kernel from Mandrake btw).

      Now, my co-worker's no lay-man. He's a decent programmer, and he set himself on the task of getting the driver working. He spent the next week fighting the OS to get his card working. He ended up learning how to recompile a kernel, and learning how modules work, and kernel versions and all that. The card is finally working, with various front-end guis installed to configure it as well. The point is, it's way too much work for the common pc user to have to go through to get the card working. And this is directly a driver's issue.

      I know that's a feature that modules with a different kernel version than the currently compiled kernel won't work, but at the same time, requiring a recompilation of a driver because it's version 2.6.10 instead of 2.6.12 is ridiculous. It's not something that a normal user should be expected to do. Linux has a lot of catching up to do in this regard. And part of the responsibility falls on driver manufacturer's, part on the distributions, and part on the kernel writer's. It should be much simpler.

    24. Re:Don't click by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Okay, number if times I have to reinstall the ndiswrapper kernel module: 4

      Number of times I've reinstalled XP in the last two years: 0

      I admit though in the last two years I've come accross some pretty bad spyware. I don't get hit often, but when I did it was a bitch to get rid of.

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    25. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse my French, but where the fuck are you buying your hardware? I can go spec out a Dell or Gateway machine and plop a Mandrake or SuSE CD into it when it arrives and be 99.9% certain that everything will work without any compiling or README reading on my part. I've been using Linux for six years now, both at home on consumer hardware and at work on hardware ranging from low to high end servers. I've rarely had a problem, certain no worse than I've encountered with buggy or non-existent drivers on Windows for example. The worst I've seen is a munged X display now and again, once on an S3 Trio32 (Emulated by Virtual PC 5) and once on a Matrox G400. I've never seen real, flat out refusal to detect or enable a hardware device under Linux. Even my USB Logitech Quickcam Express just works as a Video 4 Linux 2 device with E.g. XawTV. I've even got consumer hardware here that I know for a fact doesn't work under newer versions of Windows (Aureal Vortex au8830) or works poorly under Windows due to bad drivers (CMedia CM8738). Both of these cards work fine on Linux.

      The reality is that both Windows and Linux have some problems with some hardware. It will depend on the exact hardware and the exact version of Windows or Linux you are using, but with both Linux and Windows there is a chance that your hardware just won't work. There is a slightly better chance that a specific peice of hardware will work under Windows but not Linux but there is a correspondingly smaller chance that a peice of hardware will work under Linux but not Windows.

      Hardware support under Linux is in a much better condition than most people give it credit for, especially people like John Dvorak who are trolling for page impressions and ad hits.

    26. Re:Don't click by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Don't click on Page 2 from that cached link, it will forward to PCmag's real web site.

    27. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that isn't a driver problem. Once the driver was properly installed the card worked, right? Then the problem is that Linux and Linux distributions need to improve driver management. This is a different problem, yet sadly one which may not get adequatly solved if Linus continues to insist on not having a stable driver ABI in the Linux kernel.

    28. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What version of windows are you using 95 or 98?

    29. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact of the matter is maybe it works for you, but not all new hardware works under linux. Why do you think you see people on here yellign at companies for not releasing windows drivers? And contrary to what you linux zealots think, linux is not ready for mainstream use, and frankly is one of the shittier free *NIX OS's out there. Just look at all the kernel branches, that should say one thign for the state of linux. Ease of install is still a major issue, case in point getting several apps to work for the ipod. gtkpod is one example, ohh man the dependency hell, no click and install it, things like this is what makes linux fail as a desktop.

    30. Re:Don't click by camcorder · · Score: 1

      With kernel 2.6 you don't need to recompile kernel for kernel change. I mean in a regular way of make xconfig etc. All you need is kernel headers and they are in /lib/modules/`uname -r`/build

    31. Re:Don't click by Tuffsnake · · Score: 0

      so does that mean windows users are now more computer savy than linux users?

      And more to the point of this article, why why why would windows want to run linux out of town and start getting the feds up their asses for a monopoly again? Whats next, microsoft buys lots of non voting shares in linux just like it did in apple and eventually ends up owning good portions (albeit non voting) of it's two primary competitors - in the os market???

    32. Re:Don't click by kupci · · Score: 1
      One interesting thing someone pointed out about Printer drivers is that they intentionally make it hard for you to use old printers on newer computers. I was easily able to get an ancient but trusty and reliable HP LaserJet working on SuSE 6.1, using CUPS I believe. Even the tray worked.

      Windows was another story. Tried various drivers, all to no avail, finally I installed some HP driver (with EURO enhancements) that finally worked!

      So here Linux > Windows. As usual, he's got a point to some extent, drivers were how Windows surpassed OS/2 wasn't it, but don't think for a minute that MSFT hasn't tried to work every angle they can on this, and some newspaper columnist is going to clue them in on how to destroy Linux.

    33. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dozens and dozens? My mom has better success than that!

      You sound like someone who doesn't actually use Windows but likes repeating and embellishing tired old claims made by others. I call bullshit.

      How can someone be smart enough to install and use Linux and yet too dumb to install windows drivers without having to reinstall windows?

    34. Re:Don't click by lxw56 · · Score: 1

      Parent is right, Windows drivers are far to bloated.
      I'm still upset at my parent's HP scanner/fax/printer that took TWENTY MINUTES to install >500 MEGABYTES of crap on my computer.

    35. Re:Don't click by Quikah · · Score: 1

      Didn't one of the dozens of windows builtin laserjet drivers work?

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    36. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To say it's simply not true any more is to wear blinders. Even the latest installers have trouble with very common off the shelf hardware. Can the majority of stuff be made to work with a lot of extra labor? Sure. Do the vendors and masses of consumers care? No. Do vendors supply Linux software with what most consumers are shopping for at Bestbuy (digital cameras, wireless hardware, fancy printers, games)? No. Can I run Linux as my exclusive desktop box? Absolutely not. Would I like to? Yes. Do I sound like Don Rumsfeld in a press conference? You betcha.

    37. Re:Don't click by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      XP saw my SB 128 card without needing any of Creative's drivers, and it's been fine ever since.

      No monkey business from Windows, either. :)

    38. Re:Don't click by greenrom · · Score: 1

      My personal experience has been that windows driver support is still much better than linux, although linux driver support is much better than it used to be. That's not suprising since most hardware manufacturers are going to develop and test to their windows drivers since that probably accounts for 90% of the systems their hardware will be used in.

      As an example, I recently installed linux on a spare windows box I had with the intention of making it a file server. The motherboard had an ITE8212 raid controller I was planning to use as an additional IDE interface (without RAID), but it wasn't supported. Some googling eventually turned up a kernel patch that added the driver. After recompiling the kernel, the drives did show up, but if I tried to access them the system would hang. I gave up and got a couple of cheap IDE cards with the SiI680 chipset which is supported by the kernel. With the driver supplied with the 2.4.28 kernel, only drives attached to the first controller showed up even though lspci showed both controllers were detected. I then upgraded to the 2.6.10 kernel which uses a different driver for that chipset and drives attached to both controllers showed up. However, if I tried to read or write much data to the drives, I got DMA errors and the driver would reset and enter PIO mode. Sometimes it would even hang the system. All of these cards worked flawlessly in Windows. I've been trying to get something to work under linux for two weeks and still no luck.

      I'm about to buy different IDE cards again. If anybody knows of a card that will definitely work, let me know. I don't want to try a fourth set of cards. This is starting to get expensive.

    39. Re:Don't click by sapped · · Score: 1

      No. Can I run Linux as my exclusive desktop box? Absolutely not. Would I like to? Yes. Do I sound like Don Rumsfeld in a press conference? You betcha.

      No. You don't sound like Rumsfeld at all. Here is a corrected quote.

      You run the Operating System and drivers that you have - not the OS and drivers you would like to have.

    40. Re:Don't click by cortana · · Score: 1

      Hmm, yet I got flamed by people claiming that Windows' driver management isn't up to scratch... ;)

      As for a stabl ABI, or even API with this $%@*& new kernel development model, you can forget it. Not gonna happen. :(

    41. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOOT! For once I was right in posting comments before RTFA.

    42. Re:Don't click by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, again, how are people spoiled by windows driver support?

      Let me take a peek at my system here and recall my experience attempting to install Linux on it...

      1) A7V133 motherboard with onboard Promise IDE RAID.
      Promise RAID unsupported. Half my hard drives gone.

      2) Asus V7100 Geforce2 MX with TV input/output.
      TV Input unsupported. TV Output unsupported. Guess I'll have to buy a DVD player and throw my DivX collection away

      3) S3 Virge PCI running secondary monitor.
      Supposedly it's supported, but I never managed to get it to work, and I spent almost a week working on it nightly. No more multi-monitor support.

      4) Hercules Gametheater XP 5.1 sound card.
      All inputs unsupported. Optical output unsupported. Stereo support only. No support for pass-through of Dolby streams. No support for integrated USB hub functionality. Guess I better sell my speakers, no point in having hardware Dolby decoding for a stereo PCM stream

      5) Sidewinder joystick.
      Unsupported.

      6) Sidewinder gamepads.
      Unsupported

      7) Innovage Digicam/Webcam.
      Unsupported

      8) SiPix Digital Camera
      Unsupported

      I have Debian installed on several different "plain-jane" boxes around the house, and have experimented with Red Hat, Mandrake, Gentoo and TurboLinux among others. I'm not a guru or anything, but I'm not a n00b either.

      I use linux on several boxes around the house, and with all the security vulnerabilities cropping up lately I would love to use it on my main box. But the only way that's going to happen is if I buy a new one, because MOST of the hardware in my current machine isn't supported.

      Tell me again how great linux driver support is.

      My Win2K Advanced Server install supports all my hardware, and it hasn't been down since I switched back from WinXP Pro 3 months ago.

      And it's running, among other things, IIS, SQL Server 2000, PostgreSQL 8.x and JBoss 4.0.1. All while sitting in the DMZ, directly connected to the internet, never been hacked.

      I'll eventually buy a new main box to do my work and play on. And I'll hopefully stick linux on it. But this machine is very functional for me, and it will likely NEVER be supported by linux to any appreciable level.

      Just because you haven't had any trouble with getting your hardware to work doesn't mean there's not a problem for others, y'know.

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    43. Re:Don't click by linguae · · Score: 1
      Tell me about it. I just had to install a driver for a HP scanner/fax/printer. It took an hour to download the driver (it was 15MB, and I have dialup), and the software that comes with the driver is annoying. For example, because the printer is low on black ink, every time the computer restarts (common on Windows 95), a blue dialog box says "Low on black ink." Then, there is some annoying blinking icon on the system tray warning the same thing to me. Finally, everytime I print a document, another blue dialog box comes up telling me that the document is printing, and stays on the screen until the document is finished printing. Um, hello? What if I want to type another document while another document is printing? I have to deal with that stupid dialog box.

      And, that isn't even the worst of drivers. I've heard of some Windows drivers that come with spyware installed.

      On the flipside, *nix drivers do their job, and only their job. Plus, I normally don't have to hunt for *nix drivers on the web, unless I have a specialized piece of hardware (like a high-end graphics card); *nix drivers, for the most part, come with the distribution. At the worst, configuring things such as sound cards and USB might require a kernel recompilation, but that isn't difficult at all. Windows, on the other hand, requires that I install third-party drivers, which are usually very bloated and very annoying.

      The only advantage that Windows drivers have compared to *nix drivers is that Windows seems to have better support for "modems" and "printers" (there in quotes because these "modems" and "printers" are controlled by software, not by hardware; you'll need a real serial-port modem and a real PostScript printer if you expect them to work flawlessly with *nix).

    44. Re:Don't click by junkcannibal · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And I'd like to add that it seems that his scheme would utilmately kill windows, not linux. Think about it. If linux was still free and now windows was linux except for a driver layer then why would hard ware manufactures continue to release win32 drivers? Why would anyone buy new hardware if you had to buy "MS-linux" to get it to work? Why would hardware vendors want to unecessarily couple thier product to microsoft products if it was no longer necessary thanks to the disappearance of the Windows OS (this in a world where Mac, *nix, and "MS-linux" are the norm)? Linux will always survive as long as it is copied freely. Windows could disappear completely in the span of a decade if microsoft dove head first into MS-linux.

    45. Re:Don't click by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Whats next, microsoft buys lots of non voting shares in linux ... ?

      What stock exchange is linux listed on?
      One can buy shares in Red Hat, Novell or any other linux distributor I suppose.

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    46. Re:Don't click by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I have a Sony VAIO, which is an awesome laptop if you don't use anything but the software they provided. I've been wanting to start using Linux for some time now, so I decided to download a distro and install it. I eventually settled on SuSE, being that it was the first that I was actually able to get working. I currently have about half of my hardware running in Linux. I haven't done any more yet because I am sick of the way the fonts look on my LCD screen. I know there's a fix for this, but I just haven't bothered fixing it. In fact, Linux supports my hardware only slightly better than BeOS (the only difference is with USB). In fact, try finding manufacturer created drivers for BeOS. nVida used to do it, and their cards are still well supported, but I can't think of any others. Just because your hardware is supported doesn't mean that everyone's is (and I'm sure my case isn't unique or that rare).

    47. Re:Don't click by kbielefe · · Score: 1
      I think you struck at the heart of the problem with drivers and Linux. There is a gap between the driver developers and the distributions that isn't getting filled.

      At this point, were I in your shoes, I would already be in contact with the person who wrote the kernel patch. Chances are that the driver works fine, and the problem will be solved with some obscure configuration that will take a lot of time and effort to figure out.

      The gap happens when I fix the problem. It works for me and will work forever, so I am happy and satisfied. The driver developer doesn't do anything to make it easier for the next guy with the same problem, because the driver works as intended with the proper configuration. The distro doesn't do anything to make it easier for the next guy because it was just a configuration problem.

      No one is taking responsibility to make the installation and configuration of drivers easier. This makes the WORKSFORME and the DOESN'TWORKFORME camps both right at the same time. The drivers are available and work, but are often prohibitively difficult to install and configure.

      In a way I agree with Dvorak. The first distribution to come up with a comprehensive solution to the driver management problem will become quickly dominant. Even better would be a distro-neutral standalone driver management solution.

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    48. Re:Don't click by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      If you want IDE raid the promise supertrak works just fine.

    49. Re:Don't click by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Branches my ass. The only ones the vast majority of people care about are Linus' and Morton's.

      Linux is a far way from being king of the desktop, but it is one of the most COMPREHENSIVE Free Unixes out there. Don't blame the fact that the rest of the Free Software space doesn't get it on Linux. It's only a kernel. It can only do so much. It's one piece of a very big puzzle, hence the whole GNU/Linux bitchfrenzy.

    50. Re:Don't click by dutky · · Score: 0, Troll
      Sxooter wrote:
      So, again, how are people spoiled by windows driver support?

      Dvorak wasn't referring to Windows or Linux users when he wrote 'people'. He was referring to the people who could fill in the blank in:
      1. sell shoddy software to the public.
      2. software crashes due to driver conflicts, forcing users to download new drivers and re-install everything from scratch.
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!
    51. Re:Don't click by h0mi · · Score: 1

      I can.

      As I wrote in the forums, I ran Gnoppix off of a CD and it detected my sound card and nvidia nic out of the box. An updated Gnoppix cd version supported the 3com nic (the one I used to access the net at the time) as well. Windows XP requires drivers installation off the web or from the CD ASUS included with my A7N8X mb, otherwise my NICs and Sound wont work at all.

      Windows driver support "works" only in the sense that for every piece of hardware out there, there is a near certainty that hope exists it will work in windows XP, 2000 or 98 because a driver will almost certainly exist. But you'll need to keep that cd, or download the drivers (or updated ones) off the web, kind of like you would if you were running linux. So what exactly is the advantage again?

    52. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been running windows since WFWG 3.11 or so. I've administered over 200 windows machines on a development floor for four or so of those years.

      you can call bullshit all you want. you're wrong. It's not at all uncommon for a new device driver to put windows intoa death spiral that means that after hours of troubleshooting, the end result is, ta da! resintall the damned thing, because it's still not running right.

    53. Re:Don't click by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      Bravo, wonderful post. Completely missed my point, you and all the other responders get the haircut 2005 award.

      My point, and I'll type this very slowly so as not to confuse you.

      In windows, it's quite easy for a new piece of software, like a driver, to wedge the system in such a way that it either won't boot, or takes so long to fix it's easier to just reimage the machine and start over.

      In Linux, the worst I've ever had was a machine lock up while trying a new kernel module and have to fsck the drives on reboot.

      Is that more clear?

      --

      --- It is not the things we do which we regret the most, but the things which we don't do.
    54. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, looked your hardware up here:

      http://www.linuxcompatible.org/

      and found:

      Promise RAID : works as an IDE controller (that's all it basically is, by the way. The RAID in windows is via software.)

      Your video card is also supported:
      http://www.linuxcompatible.org/cdetail 9906.html

      Your hercules sound card works with alsa:
      http://www.linuxcompatible.org/cdetail11569 .html

      i've made the S3 Virge work. It's a bit ancient, but unless X has changed in ways i can't imagine, I don't see why it's not working for you.

      The sidewinder works:
      http://www.linuxcompatible.org/cdetail9927 .html

      It would appear nether the innovage, nor the SiPix Digital Camera work as web cams, althought the SiPix is supported as a camera.

      Are you sure you tried?

    55. Re:Don't click by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      Jeeze. Reading comprehension here is droppig quickly. My point was that Windows can get hosed esaily by a new driver install, while in linux a new driver that causes problems is almost always an easy fix (rpm -e packagename).

      Of course, I do check to see if the hardware I want works with Linux, but wouldn't you check to make sure the battery you were putting in your car was gonna fit before you bought it?

      --

      --- It is not the things we do which we regret the most, but the things which we don't do.
    56. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hows about you go get an up to date Linux distro ..

      Anonymous but not a coward

    57. Re:Don't click by Tuffsnake · · Score: 0

      You win this one gravity ;)

    58. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "My Win2K Advanced Server install supports all my hardware, and it hasn't been down since I switched back from WinXP Pro 3 months ago.

      And it's running, among other things, IIS, SQL Server 2000,"

      Wow that is quite a set up you have there, how much did you spend buying the licences....you did buy licences didn't you ?

      I refuse to get in any argument about Windows being better than Linux unless it is with someone who has actually paid for all the software they have installed

    59. Re:Don't click by sparkz · · Score: 1
      Sorry, it's in the DMZ, or it's directly connected to the internet? One or the other. Not both.

      RTFM

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
    60. Re:Don't click by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, the old ITWORKSFINEFORME response. Highly insightful.

      I too have had problems with drivers in Windows, but in general new and old devices of all types still work better out of the box with Windows than they ever have or ever will with Linux. Yes, there are many more drivers in Linux than there were last year, or the year before. Yes, it still keeps improving. But you could never make a statement that Linux driver support is no longer a problem unless you blindly leave out hundreds of common devices that work just fine with Windows. There are still common video cards that don't work properly, or at all. Many cards with TV input/output don't work right, or at all. All kinds of digital cameras are still unsupported on Linux. Sound cards, plenty of USB devices, printers, so on and so forth. Of course none of this is the fault of Linux.

      But the main problem is that driver support on Linux, even if it's available, is still an arcane thing in many cases. Hardware detection on Linux is also getting better, but when it doesn't work you can find yourself on the command line with no idea what you're doing, whereas in Windows you'd be popping in the manufacturer's CD or at worst going to a website to download an updated driver. And if the driver you download doesn't work, you have a chance of getting technical support from the manufacturer or whoever you bought the computer from. Therefore Linux driver support is still not comparable to driver support in Windows.

      If Linux is to advance in the desktop world, we all have to make it a habit to step out of our geek shoes and look at things from the standpoint of a common user (a user who doesn't understand how anything works and doesn't want to dig into the system deep enough to find out what a kernel module is, or even what a kernel is). Whereupon it is easy to observe that Linux still needs work to be effective on the desktop. It works for some people and is inadequate for others. No matter how bad Windows sucks in various ways, that doesn't change the fact that Linux still needs work. It is non-constructive to ignore these shortcomings as if they have all been solved already.

    61. Re:Don't click by cubex · · Score: 1

      > Tell me again how great linux driver support is. Really it's not bad. You're right, it doesn't support everything. Around 1987 I was using Unix System V and I must be honest and admit I didn't fully appreciate it. Then I started with Slackware 2.1 and I couldn't get my cdrom to work... this was late 1995. Finally in early 2003 I jumped back in with Redhat 8 and after a while I got all my hardware to work except my HP 4400c scanner. Evidently the linux driver for that scanner is still a work in progress. My solution was to buy an older used scanner from ebay, a 5200C connect via USB. Currently I'm using Fedora Core 1. Uptime: 21:35:16 up 128 days. See the proof at: http://maxhost.org Here is the hardware I'm now using: Tyan Tiger 100 Motherboard Kodak DC215 Zoom Digital Camera (using DB9 serial port) HP Scanjet 5200C Scanner (using USB) APC ES 725 UPS (using USB) Had to fight with the ol' Kodak a bit but everything works now. I'm now permanently in the Linux/BSD camp and I can't see myself going back to Windows for personal use. I tell everyone who is tired of Microsoft to try Linux but first hit http://linuxcompatible.org especially if you are getting ready to buy a new unit. I was at the point I was willing to fight to the bitter end to get everything working, but fortunately it wasn't that hard. End result: a happy ending.

    62. Re:Don't click by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Strange. I recently plugged a HP LaserJet 4 Plus into the parallel port of my XP machine, and went into control panel, opened the printers window to figure out how to install the printer - only to find that I didn't have to do a damn thing because Windows had already set it up for me. Couldn't be any easier than that.

    63. Re:Don't click by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      $1200 or something like that. How much did you pay for yours? And I never said that Windows was better than Linux... I said that drivers are not one of those areas that people should be bragging about.

      If I thought Windows was better, I wouldn't be spending time learning how to develop J2EE and setting up Resin/JBoss/Postgres on Linux on my shitboxes when ASP scripts and stored procedures are what feed my kid.

      I sure as hell wouldn't chuck a linux install to my sister and tell her to go to town on her computer though.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    64. Re:Don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My Win2K Advanced Server install supports all my hardware, and it hasn't been down since I switched back from WinXP Pro 3 months ago. And it's running, among other things, IIS, SQL Server 2000, PostgreSQL 8.x and JBoss 4.0.1. All while sitting in the DMZ, directly connected to the internet, never been hacked.

      What's your IP address? :)

    65. Re:Don't click by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      Plus, I normally don't have to hunt for *nix drivers on the web

      One of the problems I've noticed for a bunch of never linux compatable devices is that they expect you to compile and install a seperate driver that is already included with the kernel. I've seen it done with intel hardware (raid card) and a friends d-link network card.

      The install instructions were something like make sure you have your kernel source then
      1) copy tgz from CD and untar
      2) make driver
      3) copy driver to /lib/modules etc
      4) edit /etc/hodules.conf (or similar)
      etc

      Why don't they just say
      You'll want to use the following module...
      If you are recompiling it's under ... and called ...

    66. Re:Don't click by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      5) Sidewinder joystick.
      Unsupported.


      Funny, because I plug mine in and it Just Works on my Debian box. Between that and the stuff that the other poster mentioned, that's about half of your list that is known to work. You either used hopelessly outdated distributions or are just making things up. You have about the same credibility in my eyes as John Dvorak

    67. Re:Don't click by dbingamon · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone. Microsoft tries to use Linux, SCO tries to sue Microsoft. Just Imagine.

  11. Confused... by TeeJayHoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And here I thought users wanted an operating system that was fast and didn't crash... Doesn't using linux under windows defeat the security and stability of linux?

    1. Re:Confused... by tehshen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It also defeats its freeness (both senses of the word). Dvorak mentions how Microsoft could find a way to stop it being free libré, and it is not in Microsoft's interests to give it away free gratis. If they do, casual desktop users might go for the free Mandrake, SuSE, Fedora, or whatever, compared to MS-Linux which costs.

      There will always be the Linux fanboys refusing to buy whatever Microsoft makes anyway.

      --
      Guy asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee. So I bit him.
    2. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will always be the Linux fanboys refusing to buy whatever Microsoft makes anyway.

      Right, like I am going to PAY for some of the crapiest security lacking software out there.
      If Gates (or whoever at Microsoft) wants my business they will have to tighten up the code a lot before I would use their stuff let alone pay for it. It had nothing to do with hating Microsoft or Loving Linux it is just that the software Microsoft is putting out right now is such a joke. not to mention that is can be dangerous to instal on your system. It is simple if it is full of holes and other crap I am not going to use it let alone pay for it.

      But hey don't let that slow down the MS fanboys...

    3. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What stability? Xandros locks up in less than a day, yet WinXP hasn't crashed on me in months.

    4. Re:Confused... by michrech · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Xandros != Linux!

      --
      bork bork bork!
    5. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      Just as an FYI, that's not flamebait, that's a fact. On a clean install of Xandros 3.0.0 OCE, I get lockups within probably less than 2 hours of typical usage (email, surfing, copying, etc.

    6. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 0
      You're obviously mistaken.

      Xandros delivers a desktop solution that combines the best of open source technologies with a corporate attention to completeness, usability, and support. It is based on v3.0 of the award-winning Corel LINUX OS and represents the next step in the evolution of the desktop. Furthermore, Xandros announced its enterprise management solutions (Xandros Desktop Management Server) at Linux World Expo in New York earlier this year and is expanding its product line to provide an end-to-end solution.
      Taken from http://www.xandros.com/about/about.html
    7. Re:Confused... by wed128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What he meant to say was that Xandros is a buggy distrobution on top of Linux, and does not adequately represent the stability of the linux kernel.

    8. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Again, not flamebait, just asking the question...

      What makes Xandros buggy? Isn't it all the same basic sets of open source code that's so much more secure and stable than anything Microsoft produces?

    9. Re:Confused... by michrech · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, I'm not mistaken.

      I'll repeat, for those of you slow morons.

      Xandros != Linux!

      Xandros, by your own example, is a DISTRIBUTION of linux, and therefore, not representative of what LINUX, in general, is capable of (Nor is it representative of how stable a linux distribution can be).

      Go troll somewhere else.

      --
      bork bork bork!
    10. Re:Confused... by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What makes Xandros buggy? Isn't it all the same basic sets of open source code that's so much more secure and stable than anything Microsoft produces?

      An unsafe and a safe house can be built from exactly the same bricks, it's the way you arrange those bricks.

      All the best open software is tested to hell and back through lots of release candidates etc.. If a distro chooses to use these development versions of software or doesn't test the combination of software they are using throughly (essentially making it a development distro) then you can't expect the security and stability that open source software done properly provides

    11. Re:Confused... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disclaimer: A wise post once said, the plural of anecdote is not data.

      I've run Xandros 2.0 Deluxe at home for about a year now, it has crashed 4-5 times, and only when my cat gets behind the CPU. I don't know exactly what the connection is, but I suspect it is not software related.

      --
      Trying to use sarcasm in text-based forums does not work.
    12. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      Where does one go to find the list of good Linux distros vs bad Linux distros?

    13. Re:Confused... by Skye16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those Linux fanboys you speak of are the same ones that brought it from a concept in Linus' mind to the relative powerhouse it is today. Sure, it isn't the desktop to end all desktops, but look at how far something that was put together by a bunch of geeks in their parents' basements has come.

      Everyone talks about the "death" of Linux that, or Microsoft "crushing" Linux. They may someday crush Redhat and SuSE and others, but they're never going to stop this "geek (r)evolution" from continuing to unfold. The only thing that could do that is something just as free and better.

    14. Re:Confused... by michrech · · Score: 1, Informative

      Would appear you are underqualified for it.

      Everything I have read states that linux is, in fact, the kernel.

      The rest are tools that sit atop and provide you the interface.

      Have a nice day.

      --
      bork bork bork!
    15. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      That's been argued to death. What exactly can I accomplish by using the kernel itself?

    16. Re:Confused... by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 1

      Where does one go to find the list of good Linux distros vs bad Linux distros?

      That really depends on what you want to do and your tastes. If you don't mind sacrificing a bit of stability for the latest stuff Mandrake is nice for a desktop, I popped my cherry on that one heh.

      For stability I'd have to say debian is king.
      Slackware is nice for those that like doing everything their way.
      Gentoo is for the insane (don't flame, I'm taking the piss!)
      I've not use SuSE is supposed to be nice but I've never used it seeing as they don't give out free .iso downloads
      Fedora core is my particular brand but it's all down to personal opinion. They are all free so find out what you like!

    17. Re:Confused... by xaositects · · Score: 1

      Xandros, IMHO, is ass, and definitely not representative of a useable Linux distro. In trying to get one of my users here to use Linux once, it was the distro of choice because it was somewhat windoze-like, but I never tested it much on my own because I hate the interface. It crashed constantly on the user so I took it off and gave them back Windows.
      For switching over users to Linux now, I use SUSE and have 5 out of 22 users (working on converting more) at this site happy with Linux and have seen no SUSE crashes. The user who had the bad experience I am still not able to convince to go back to Linux because of Xandros. In the future, it may get better, but it's a poor build of Debian as far as I can tell. Even Lindows/spire *shudder* is better.

    18. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      actually SuSE does have a free .iso download.

      I've used all of the above except slackware and I prefer SuSE set up with APT-RPM.

      it's stable (except for the buggy 3D drivers from ATI (proprietary!)) and fast.

      and has the _best_ hardware detection. Plug in a camera it mounts it automagically. Plug in a printer, it finds the correct driver. Mandrake and fedora were seriously lacking in this capability.

    19. Re:Confused... by nadadogg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, you using the word "windoze" is going to do more to slow down linux growth than Xandros' occasional lockups.
      Just remember, a calm and cool zealot will convert more than the raging fanboy.

      --
      i use linux and windows oh god how can i have an opinion
    20. Re:Confused... by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 1

      ...the _best_ hardware detection. Plug in a camera it mounts it automagically. Plug in a printer, it finds the correct driver. Mandrake and fedora were seriously lacking in this capability.

      I was always pretty lucky with mandrake. I switched to fedora 'cos I couldn't afford the 64bit mandrake.

    21. Re:Confused... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been running SuSE 7.2 & 8.2 fault free for nearly 3 years now. Well, the only fault I seem to have is an XFree86 issue with my KVM, and my RAID controller set to halt on failure when a drive dies (oops).

      SuSE has given out free .iso's of their Personal edition for some time, at least since 8.2. Since the personal edition is missing some software I use, I tend to stick to the boxed version.

    22. Re:Confused... by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 1

      SuSE has given out free .iso's of their Personal edition for some time, at least since 8.2. Since the personal edition is missing some software I use, I tend to stick to the boxed version.

      Cool, I stand corrected.

    23. Re:Confused... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      Funny, I run Debian and I have *never* had a crash since I switched to that distro from Red Hat, Mandrake and Lycoris.

      Debian is getting close to a pain-free install if you use the new "Sarge" installer. You don't need Xandros' "friendly" installer anymore to get full Debian apt-get goodness.

      Oh yeah: easy way to get out from under Xandros...
      Step 1.) add regular Debian repositories to your apt-get config file.
      Step 2.) apt-get update
      Step 3.) apt-get dist-upgrade

      SuSE is nice but it doesn't have apt-get! :-)

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    24. Re:Confused... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      gentoo is perfectly stable for me, and im running an ~x86 world (software is ~x86 and once its stable enough it goes into x86)

      must just be xandros's implementation. mandrakes known for being buggy and crashy too.

      i would like to point out also that i am writing a website, but am having to not only write around microsofts poor implementation of css, but the fact that IE crashes on one of my stylesheets on my IE that im running under vmware, my gf's dad's IE and somebody on irc's IE too. (if you dont believe me ask in irc.freenode.org#web)

    25. Re:Confused... by kotj.mf · · Score: 1
      Indeed. He's assuming that GNU/Linux developers, every last one of them, actually give a rats ass what type jelly MS manages to pull out from behind its sweaty, pimpled ballsack. Many people were working on the kernel a long fucking time before anbody in a suit cared about it in the slightest, and they'll continue to work on it if the suits lose interest.

      Is it just me, or does Dvorak get dumber and dumber with every passing column? I mean, I'm aware that he occasionally has an interesting idea, but it seems like the only time he gets the front page on Slashdot, it's for writing something profoundly stupid.

      --
      hang brain.
    26. Re:Confused... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      the automagic mounting of removable media (camera's, etc) should be coming to other distro's soon, i think thats what DBUS is for, but it might be something else.

    27. Re:Confused... by DaveJay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been running a RedHat 7.3-based distribution for years on a server in my home, and the only time it has ever stopped working was when I shut it down to change hardware. I even migrated the whole thing to a new box last night -- different manufacturer, by the way -- and all was fine.

      I've also been running Debian Testing on a G4 tower (works flawlessly) and a homebuilt AMD tower (works flawlessly except for FireWire and MIDI); until last night, neither had ever crashed.

      Then last night, for no reason I can ascertain, my AMD box wouldn't boot. After a few reboots, it started to fsck, but slower than any fsck I have ever seen. So I left it overnight.

      When I woke up this morning, the screen was full of timing errors, and it was just sitting there. So I rebooted it. And everything's fine.

      Am I happy that it crashed, and that I don't know the cause? Nosir. But I've had many a Windows PC stop booting for no reason, and never ever witnessed one fix itself after a few reboots.

    28. Re:Confused... by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      If I were going to guess, I'd say there's a device driver problem. Some piece of hardware you have doesn't have a stable driver under Xandros. To be fair, that's the main source of Windows crashes, too -- Windows has more drivers, and since nobody writes buggy drivers on purpose, it's going to have more buggy drivers overall.

      If you really want to fix it (I know you were just showing a contrarian example, but I'd want to fix it if it were crashing every few hours) pull a single piece of hardware out at a time and run it for a day. The day you stop crashing is the day you found it. If it still doesn't stop crashing, memory/mb problem, most likely.

      Incidentally, when it crashes after a few hours, and you restart, does it run a few more hours before crashing? If so, I say device driver, and if not, I say heat-related failure (memory or otherwise).

    29. Re:Confused... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I do it in order to get a kernel finely tuned to my needs and interests.

      However, the most important advantage to compiling my own kernel is that I can optimize it for my CPU.

      Some distributions (many? most? I don't know.) have their kernel compiled for the 386. While they'll still get a speed boost from modern CPUs' higher clockspeeds, they miss out on extra features like mmx, sse and 3DNow!, compiler optimizations for pipeline types and counts, etc.

    30. Re:Confused... by spiderworm · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft found some way to take out the internet, I'm confident that Linux would die within a matter of years. Of course, they wouldn't do that, because by killing the internet, they would likely kill themselves, or at least seriously mame themselves as well. Not to mention it would be nearly impossible to take out the internet.

    31. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off and get over it, people have opinions and some are more vocal then others. A fanboy is someone that will defend and make excuses for a product and completely ignore any opposing views. "Windoze" is not the sign of a ragin fanboy. If you are stupid enough to take everything at face value and not look at opposing views to make a logical decision then you deserve what you get. You are not third person here. You somehow feel the person is being somewhat of a fanboy but assume the rest of the population does not have the capability to do that. Just like someone complaining abou the media giving the public biased information about something and worried about it. If you were able to figure out the report may have been biased, why do you feel that no one else would be able to figure it out? Aren't you part of the population as well? You feel you are the only one that can figure out the true intentions of someone or the only person that may have look at the opposing views? If the media reports on a topic you have no idea about, do you just assume it must be true and a fact without assuming there might be an opposing view out there somewhere?

    32. Re:Confused... by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Linux has sure ended all other desktops for me. Now I have two Linux desktops, a Linux server, and a Windows Gaming Console, which still manages to crash more than my GameCube launch software.

      --
      The Farewell Tour II
    33. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing that could do that is something just as free and better.

      But I thought BSD was dying...

    34. Re:Confused... by Skye16 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry to hear that. Gnome manages to lock my IM box up at least once a day. My Windows box hasn't been rebooted, much less crashed, in 26 days, 13 hours, and 11 minutes.

      I've never had anywhere near the stability problems on Windows as I have on Linux. I can see it being more stable without any sort of GUI interface, but really, I never, ever, ever have any Windows problems.

      Of course, you could chalk all that up to a: knowing what I'm doing on Windows and b: not _really_ knowing what I'm doing on Linux. Sure, I've installed Gentoo countless times, so I know stuff somewhat, but I'm nowhere near as experienced as I am with Windows.

      But I ramble :]

    35. Re:Confused... by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      I want that stylesheet!

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      Stupidity is an equal opportunity striker.
      Fellow slashdotter Bill Dog
    36. Re:Confused... by abigor · · Score: 0

      I run Debian unstable, upgraded from some old Knoppix install. Here are the disadvantages of Debian:

      1. Nothing except the stable branch gets security updates.
      2. Apt is no longer the best package tool (portage is).
      3. SuSE has dependency resolution. In fact, practically every distro does - even Slackware. So apt is no longer the huge advantage it once was.
      4. It takes a long time for stuff to make it into unstable these days. Every KDE release, I have to wait literally months for things to finally be ready.
      5. Everything is compiled for 386 binaries. It's a minor beef, but hey.
      6. They don't have a desktop focus at all. In fact, every Debian desktop layout kind of sucks.
      7. They make strange and unfriendly decisions - like, MPPE isn't built into the kernel by default, so to connect to a Microsoft VPN server using PPTP, you have to patch and rebuild the kernel. It's a minor thing, but still a pain. Practically every real desktop ships with MPPE in the kernel, and VPN works out of the box, as it should.

      So, given all this, once I get really and truly fed up with Debian, I'm switching to something else less cumbersome.

    37. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I've installed Gentoo countless times, so I know stuff somewhat

      Now that was funny!

    38. Re:Confused... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Hehehe, true enough. Okay then. "I can read directions." :D

    39. Re:Confused... by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or does Dvorak get dumber and dumber with every passing column?

      he can't get any dumber. he needs something to write about, goes into his cliche drawer and pulls up linux, MS, and death. add in a secret meeting (what, no tin foil hat?). viola', article on slashdot.

      --
      My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    40. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No offense but unless you know what you're doing you should be running a "newbie-friendly" distro like Fedora, SuSE or maybe Ubuntu (I keep hearing it's good, never tried it myself though!).

      Gentoo is known for causing lots of trouble (it seems they don't do much regress-testing at all) so it's really no surprise your gnome is locking up.
      Have you checked the version numbers on the countless gnome components? Chance are that some of them are bleeding edge beta or testing versions.

      If you're just on linux for the learning expirience and not really using it for productive work (yet) then you might want to dip a toe in the real cold water and try to get a LFS (Linux from scratch) up and running.
      It takes patience and time but there's lots of documentation. And after you're done you'll have learned many of the important details that actually make your system tick. Most importantly: When it freezes again you'll know where to look!
      That route is hard but I keep recommending it to newbies who are seriously interested in becoming a "guru". It takes work but you learn much more in a very condensed timespan (may very well take a week or longer, though!) than in a year of running some polished up distro and hardly ever touching the command line.

      Again, this is not meant offensive, just trying to provide some advice :-)

    41. Re:Confused... by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not really. All they would need to do is reduce the internet's usefullness. They could do this by developing software called "Operating Systems" and "Web Browsers." They would then make them very insecure and allow crap to exploit them and make using both "Operating Systems" and "Browsers" much less fun and much more irritating. As well, they could have a product for email that would execute all kinds of scripts and code. On top of this, people could send all kinds of adverts to this email, hindering its effectiveness as a communication tool. Then, nobody would want to use the internet except for porn... It almost sounds too easy, but it's only fiction.

    42. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      It don't know if the two are connected, but 100% of the time it locks up, the network card doesn't work in Xandros upon reboot. It doesn't have any effect in WinXP though.

      Once I'm in Xandros, I can easily fix it (I'm don't remember exactly what it is I have to do to fix it, but it's similar to doing a "repair" on the network connection in WinXP).

    43. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Nothing except the stable branch gets security updates.

      Utterly wrong. Unstable and Testing branches get updated for security holes, but they don't have a dedicated security update source. Unstable gets patched as soon as stable does. Testing lags behind, i am told.

    44. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Real servers often consist of not more than the kernel, the GNU toolchain and, sometimes, the application they're supposed to serve (whatever kind of beast that may be).

      With *only* the kernel you can have, for example, a kernel-level webserver (e.g. tux), a router and well, other things people have hacked kernel modules for.

      Your question is unspecific.

    45. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      Real servers? That could be argued, but I understand your point.

      I'm referring to a desktop PC. With just the kernel, can I browse the web? Check email? Play games? If not, then it's not logical for him to argue it as: Linux is the kernel! The distro isn't Linux!

      I mean, isn't that like me saying the car has issues and him arguing how the car is separate from the engine?

    46. Re:Confused... by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      Am I happy that it crashed, and that I don't know the cause? Nosir. But I've had many a Windows PC stop booting for no reason, and never ever witnessed one fix itself after a few reboots.

      huh ...

      the first thing I have always done
      is to make the user reboot and rerun
      just to see if a problem wasn't even one

      help desk 101

      --
      Words to men, as air to birds.
    47. Re:Confused... by chrisjrn · · Score: 1
    48. Re:Confused... by RockClimb · · Score: 1

      Where does one go to find the list of good Linux distros vs bad Linux distros?

      I don't know of any sites right off hand but I can give you my personal opinions (Read: OPINION, no flames please) of the distro's and OS's I have used, and still use.

      Linux
      Slackware, 2 computers (8 years ago, used for 2 years) I found file locations and the structure to be very intuitive. Overall I liked it.
      Red Hat, 2 computers (6 years ago, used for 4 years) The file locations were not as intuitive at first, but I grew to like it. It had a little better hardware support and with the few problems I had I was able to find a solution on usenet within a few hours
      Debian, 1 computer (about 6 years ago, used for about 2 years) File locations and setup issues were not really that big of a deal as I had learned more about linux. I loved apt for installing new software and upgrading packages went well. But after the last upgrade, the system got unstable and apt was all but broken.
      Mandrake, 7 computers (5 years ago, 5 systems still in use) In the begining, very good hardware support and very very stable. Upgrades went well, but the systems that were upgraded got less stable. Three of the remaining five which are not on the internet have never been upgraded are still rock solid. I liked the earlier versions better for their stability and the newer versions for their features. However three of the five systems are slated for new installs of gentoo, the remaining two will be converted to network boot or to knoppix.
      Suse, 1 computer (2 years ago) Overall the best hardware support of any linux distro I have used.
      Gentoo, 1 computer (about 1 year ago) Installs (stage 1) can take a long time, hardware support is good, ugrades go well, portage works very well. Very stable. Knoppix, (3 months ago) Don't leave home without it.
      OS/2, 1 computer (? years ago) Very stable, a little lacking on software.
      Win95, 2 computers (9? years ago) Very Stable in the begining, didn't take long to go south. Lots of software.
      Win98, 4 computers (was this really new? It looked like a bug fix to me) 1 system still in use, only because it has to be. Locks up about twice a month.
      WinXP, 2 computers, 1 still in use again only because it has to be. Locks up about once a month, problems with usb drives because of mounted network drive. The only way to fix the problem is to change the drive letter of the network mount, which is not an option.

      This is not really a good vs bad, because many of the distros I used were from years ago. I have noticed that most linux users think that the distro they are using is the best. I would recomend that you try out serveral distros and use the one you like best.

    49. Re:Confused... by spiderworm · · Score: 1

      That would hinder a Windows user's ability to use the internet, but it would not destroy the internet. Linux cannot survive without the internet, but with it, Linux thrives.

    50. Re:Confused... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, I started on linux way back in the day on Caldera's Open Linux something or other. Then there was Corel. Then there was Redhat 6, then 7, then 8. Then there was SuSE. Then there was Fedora. I've had issues with all of them crashing on me :]

      The reason I went with Gentoo was a: to learn as much as possible without having to track down every package under the sun AND worry about dependencies myself. I didn't use the unstable packages when installing anything (other than new gaim versions, for example). In any event...that's my background :]

    51. Re:Confused... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      it can currently be found here:

      http://www.freepgs.com/mattyrobinson/css/ plain_orange_ie.css

      i think thats the one that crashes IE anyway. apparently it doesn't crash IE6 on SP2 though.

      Also it looks crap at the moment, i know.

    52. Re:Confused... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      oops, slashdot put a space in there for me, click here

      here

    53. Re:Confused... by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      Dude, idunno about the guy you're replying to, but as far as I'm concerned, the OS is called "Windoze". I only call it "Windows" when I have to have some sense of 'professionalism' or whatever. I type "Windoze" without even thinking about it. ;)

    54. Re:Confused... by Hanzie · · Score: 1

      Regarding your network drive letters and usb drives...

      On my XP box, I assigned my:
      Main drive to C: for easy compatibility
      Then I left a drive letter assignment gap (windows has default drive letter assignment rules, and it's easier to go along) in the D: to E: range. The I left F: open for good measure.

      I did this so new hardware getting drive letters automatically assigned wouldn't bump my network and usb drive assignments around. That just screws everything up badly.

      My compact flash reader got assigned explicitly to G:
      The other drives on that unit were explicitly assigned H:, I:, and J: in the unlikely event I ever needed them. (I did)

      My 2 HD RAID was assigned to P:

      DVD writer to W:
      DVD Reader to R:
      This got the DVD stuff well above the auto assigning area. My DVD hardware tends to get upgraded/traded often. The fairly frequent changes don't cause a problem; new hardware lands at D: and is then immediately moved way down the list.

      I did install windows from the default location, since I couldn't change it before installation. I changed the drive letter immediately after installation of xp, and it has saved far more problems than it caused. I seem to recall going through the registry and replacing all "D:" with "R:".

      Anyhow, I no longer have any drive letter assignment problems, and I'm mapping and unmapping network drives at least once a week. Sometimes I mount and unmount drives quite a bit more often, and no problems.

      Oh, my biggest stability secret: More Memory + Fixed virtual memory block! I have a gig of RAM and a gig of VM (pagefile) on this system, and won't run any less.

      Good luck,

      hanzie.

      --
      ********* sig: If you don't like the law, get filthy stinking rich, and buy a better one.
    55. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to run Debian "Unstable" (it's actually quite stable) or Ubuntu. It seems curiously absent from your list of distros. I'm not trying to be any kind of fanboy here, but one obstacle to the continued acceptance of Linux is the number of people who jump into something like Gentoo or LFS and then complain that it's buggy or unstable. With Debian, you avoid all (most) the dependency problems and get access to a huge repository with programs like apt-get all while still getting a chance to "learn" Linux. It's also not as hard to install as people generally claim. Gentoo gets a lot of hype, but Debian is one of the oldest distros in current use and it shows. Before you piss on Linux, at least give it a fair shot.

    56. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      I mean, isn't that like me saying the car has issues and him arguing how the car is separate from the engine?

      No, it's more like you saying that ford has issues and him arguing that your ford may have issues but other models are fine.

    57. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      I've had issues with all of them crashing on me :]

      Well, still no offense, but either your hardware has some serious issues or you're doing some seriously strange stuff. ;)

      The reason I went with Gentoo was a: to learn as much as possible without having to track down every package under the sun AND worry about dependencies myself.

      Telling from your above statement I assume your "crashes" are more likely related to bad hardware than anything else.

    58. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you by any chance using a 3D gfx driver from the card vendor? If you are, get rid of it and stick to the x.org display drivers. Apart hardware failure, this is in my experience, by far the the most common cause of instability.

      The situation is quite unsatisfactory if you need 3D acceleration. I hoping for OGP card myself, but in the meantime I rather have a stable system.

    59. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux could survive without the Internet. FIDONet could return and replace it for Linux developers.

    60. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      hmmmm..I don't think so. That would be the case if he argued that Xandros Desktop OS Deluxe was Linux but Xandros OCE (Open Circulation Edition) was not. A step beyond that would be him arguing that Redhat was Linux, but Xandros was not.

      He was arguing that the distro isn't Linux, but the core "engine" (kernel) is.

    61. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      He was arguing that the distro isn't Linux, but the core "engine" (kernel) is.

      Yes, you got it. Linux is the kernel, named after Linus Torvalds.
      A linux-distro is just that; a distribution of the linux kernel with a lot of additional software.

    62. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Linux drivers have never been much of an issue for me. As long as you buy fairly well-known name-brand components (except for scanners), it probably will work to some extent. In fact, I can safely say I've had more issues with Windows (even XP alone) than I've had with Linux. I'm sad to admit it, but I actually dual boot between XP and Linux. (Well, sort of) Over the past 6 years, I've noticed problems with both OS's.
      1. Timex Datalink watch
        1. Timex's software won't run on XP
        2. The unmaintained SVGA linux version doesn't work with my fairly recent nVidia graphics card
      2. Logitech MX300 mouse
        1. Logitech's and Microsoft's driver cause the mouse to stutter across the desktop. Even the cheap PS/2 ball mouse worked better
        2. Ever since I used /dev/input/mice instead of mouseN, I've never had a problem with it
      3. Stability
        1. I could keep XP up for 2 weeks max before rebooting. Sometimes I got bluescreens, others I just couldn't handle 500M of virtual memory utilized
        2. My current uptime in Gentoo is 46 days, and would be much higher if it weren't for a kernel update. I have to restart firefox every now and again because the
    63. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That{s not really true unless you use the unstable keyword. If you don{t you{ll be using a stable gnome 2.8 like me.

      Both windows and linux are stable for me, so who knows?

    64. Re:Confused... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ironic that it's safer to run a Sid install than a Sarge install...

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    65. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you set up a swap file on your linux box? Not needed if you have a GB of ram, of course, but in the territory of 128 MB of ram, it's needed for linux to run well. Windows has always had a swap file, even since 3.1.

    66. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      I understand that. So, let's go back to my question... What exactly can I accomplish by using the kernel itself? What can I do w/the kernel alone? The answer is, "not much".

      He's nitpicking the issue to defend his dear baby...Linux. Do people not consider Windows insecure because of Internet Explorer? Of course they do. Is Internet Explorer Windows? Not by his definition. But how often do you think he jumps in and says "Internet Explorer isn't Windows!"?

    67. Re:Confused... by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      Thanks. You know, this is the stuff exploits are made of...

      --
      Stupidity is an equal opportunity striker.
      Fellow slashdotter Bill Dog
    68. Re:Confused... by SouthOfHeaven · · Score: 1

      I have been using linux as my ONLY OS in the house for over 4 years now. And i am not attempting to say that i never had problems with it, the ONLY ONLY times it locked up on and left me with only one option of reboot was 4 to 6 times if not less. And i can actually remember each and every one of these instances, most of which were caused by video drivers. NEVER EVER have i had AIM application lockup force me to reboot computer or throw me in a chain of blue screens etc etc. I broke X connection several times, caused cpu meltdowns and were still able to recover and continue running linux without rebooting, once something was so messed up that my CPU was being eaten up by something and couldnt do anything from keyboard, logged in through ssh and killed the application and voila. Ive been running Redhat 9 at work for 2 years and seen people go from win98 to 2000 to xp and had my fun with the BSOD screensaver while they toil with the beatiful Service Pack issues. I could go on for ever with examples like this. And lastly Linux is NOT X or Gnome or AIM.

    69. Re:Confused... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      cool. like i said, it is apparently fixed in sp2 (or the bloke who tried it for me had something else which prevented it somehow)

    70. Re:Confused... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      update: my gf has winxpsp2 on her other partition and ive just tried that stylesheet in IE, in it. it crashed, so its not fixed in SP2.

      im making a habit of double posting

    71. Re:Confused... by Boltronics · · Score: 1

      I used to be amazed by crashes under GNU/Linux, because they rarely happened compared to Windows 98 that I was running at the time. They still happened probably once every month or so, but it was nothing next to Windows 98 (configured as dual-boot) which crashed a few times each day. After a few years, my PSU blew up and I had it replaced. I've practically never experienced any crashing under GNU/Linux on the system since.

      --
      It's GNU/Linux dammit!
    72. Re:Confused... by michrech · · Score: 1

      He's nitpicking the issue to defend his dear baby...Linux.

      Actually, it's not my 'dear baby'. I've typed all my replies to your ignorance in Windows while at work (and this is being typed in Windows from home).

      Do people not consider Windows insecure because of Internet Explorer? Of course they do.

      I don't know about other people, but I consider IE a huge security problem with Windows, however, it's been proven that there are other security problems with other parts as well. I'm sure there are some security problems with the kernel in use in 2000/XP as well. So, your statement would be correct. Windows is insecure because of IE and it's hooks into the various bits of the OS.

      Is Internet Explorer Windows? Not by his definition.

      And my definition would be correct. Windows' kernel is Windows. Explorer, Internet Explorer, Systray, etc are all parts of the OS. It isn't any different in that respect than Linux and it's utilities.

      But how often do you think he jumps in and says "Internet Explorer isn't Windows!"?

      I don't need to. IE is a program that, while very integrated into the Windows operating environment, is not the OS itself (though I'm sure MS would love if it were for the Antitrust crap they were in).

      You are battling on a sinking ship. How about bailing out while you still can?

      --
      bork bork bork!
    73. Re:Confused... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      Whatever. Here in the real world, people consider Redhat, Mandrake, Xandros, etc. Linux. Like it or not, people (those with common sense) don't argue about the fact that the kernel is the OS.

      People might take you more seriously if you didn't have to put people down with every post. Hopefully, 7th grade will be a little easier on you.

    74. Re:Confused... by xaositects · · Score: 1

      Oh, Debian by itself is ok, but slag on Xandros and the problems show... but that's just my experience... the ui was just too heavy.

      and as far as SUSE and rpms go, for new stuff just install the src rpm -- which doesn't necessarily have to be specifically for SUSE just the arch. -- and rpmbuild -bb /usr/src/packages/SPECS/src_specfile.spec and voila, there's your updated rpm. Works almost everytime with no modding to the specfile (cept for custom config options).

    75. Re:Confused... by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      Gnome manages to lock my IM box up at least once a day.

      Of course, you could chalk all that up to a: knowing what I'm doing on Windows and b: not _really_ knowing what I'm doing on Linux.

      I think the former proves the latter. Perhaps you should try having your Linux brought to you by the letters K, D, E, and the number 3.

      --
      The Farewell Tour II
    76. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      I understand that. So, let's go back to my question... What exactly can I accomplish by using the kernel itself? What can I do w/the kernel alone? The answer is, "not much".

      Well, that's like asking "what can I do with a car-engine?".
      People can do quite a lot with it - provided they know what they're doing.
      Didn't you ever watch McGyver?

      Is Internet Explorer Windows?

      In fact Internet Explorer is tied very closely to the windows kernel which is the very reason for its many critical security problems. So, yes, Internet Explorer "is not windows" but it may very well, technically, be considered a part of the windows kernel.
      And windows is not considered insecure because of internet explorer.
      Windows is considered insecure because of major design flaws in core components that manifest themselves as inherent security problems that affect all win32 software one way or another (esp. when networking is involved).

      I really cannot see what your problem is, just trying to stir shit?

    77. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Oh gee, and I actually wasted time trying to explain stuff to you.
      Nevermind and grow up...

    78. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...WinXP hasn't crashed on me in months.

      I hear this all the time and it is crap!

      I maintain a lot of computers for home users and XP has some severe problems. I have reloaded one system no less than 4 times; the NTFS file system just goes south for NO apparent reason. No, it is not a hardware problem. Unfortunately, the only solution seems to be a reload. I have seen this many, many times on many systems.

      I personally use win2k. It seems stable but every once in awhile it forgets that I have a power-save monitor and refuses to power the monitor down.

    79. Re:Confused... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      No worries, no offense taken. But no, it isn't hardware related, as I've had it happen on multiple boxes. Also, if you haven't guessed already, I'm a gamer, so I buy the highest end hardware I can get. It takes a year or so until it becomes "Linux box" hardware, but I stopped buying anything that wasn't brand name and solid (for example, I stick with gigabyte boards because (though, at times, they are), while they may not be the very fastest, they are always extremely stable and long lasting). It isn't anything for me to drop 250$ on a motherboard. I'd rather buy one once and never have to again, until I'm ready for a full system upgrade.

      I also forgot to mention Slackware in my previous list; I actually like that the most, next to Gentoo. Again, I picked Gentoo just so I could get some idea of what is going on under the hood. None of your easy-to-use distros really tell you anything. If you can't figure out how to do it with a GUI, you're essentially screwed. Sure, you can dig around for hours and hours and hours, but that's a painful, top-down approach, and I wanted to do the "bottom-up" approach - at least to an extent.

      Don't get me wrong, but I've had GAIM lock up and crash Gnome and X more times than I can count. I've never had that happen under XP. I'd try KDE, but the interface is so obnoxious (to me!) and I can't seem to find a theme that makes it bearable. Sure, form follows function, but that statement still requires form to be there, after all is said and done. By I'm rambling again :]

    80. Re:Confused... by RockClimb · · Score: 1

      Then I left a drive letter assignment gap (windows has default drive letter assignment rules, and it's easier to go along)

      I guess I should have been a little clearer with what I said. When I stated that changing drive letters was not an option, this is what I meant. The XP box setup must match the setup on the 98 boxes. I'm not going to go back an reconfigure the drive letters and software on the other machines just because XP can't check to see if a drive letter is already in use. While it may be easier to go along with windows drive assignment rules, is it too much trouble to ask for them to be the same between windows versions? (Win98 mounts usb drives correctly)

      While I have added more memory to the XP box, I have seen no real difference in stability.... Now I don't have quite a gig of RAM installed, but I think that is a bit much to run one application on XP. I don't have that much on my linux servers and they run 90+ aplications. My long term plans are to find a way to get this application running under wine or crossover office and then to ditch windows all together.

    81. Re:Confused... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      I see. Well, if your hardware is good then my next guess would be the gfx card drivers.
      Does the X server crash (screen goes black, returns to login manager) or does it freeze? Does it say anything in the xserver log (usually /var/log/XFree86.log or Xorg.log)

      Some xservers have memory leaks, does your box get slow and start to swap before it crashes? What GFX card/drivers are you using?
      Are you using XFree86 or X.org?

      Funny you say you like XP but prefer gnome over KDE.
      Last time I looked KDE was much more similar to windows... ;-)

      Maybe check out this page.
      They have a nice overview of many available window managers (with screenshots), maybe you find another one that you like. At least XFCE, WindowMaker and blackbox/fluxbox are worth a look.

      Good luck!

    82. Re:Confused... by green+menace · · Score: 1

      Actually, you using the word "windoze" is going to do more to slow down linux growth than Xandros' occasional lockups.

      I prefer WinBlows. In my case, it actually made my wife want to learn more about linux (so she could change Lilo on our dual-boot back to saying Windows). I guess it all depends on the crowd.

    83. Re:Confused... by shokk · · Score: 1

      And here I thought users wanted an operating system that was fast and didn't crash.


      If that was the first thing people thought about when using their computer, we would have seen viruses, porno, P2P, and spam disappear a long time ago.

      --
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
    84. Re:Confused... by RaDaRiAN · · Score: 1

      Just a little note to say...learn, learn, learn. Take a moment to think about teaching yourself some Linux...Lets just say that you can walk into any bookstore and buy a copy of Red Hat or such or even a "Linux Bible Book" with the OS on 3 or 4 disc's. Now, that book just set you back $40...with the chapters at your finger tips...you can make a bullet proof Linux box that will never "blue screen in your face" or cost you anywhere between say 500 to 10,000 of that nice green printed stuff you could very easily add to your own business. Now if Linux can handle all that and you have support at your finger tips in the form of your text book rather than "tech support" trying to empty out your credit card account. Linux will not go under to BAD BOY BILL and drivers will only become more available in an amazingly short period of time..why..I RaDaRiAN predict this thru my all seeing eye...why I can remember not so long ago that a certain tech called USB thru microsoft for a curve and another community emulated it to version 2. I also seem to remember the Munich City Council tossing NT out for a reliable more stable self supported platform...oh yeh that be Linux...!

    85. Re:Confused... by weierstrass · · Score: 1

      Linux cannot survive without the Internet
      But could the Internet survive without Linux?

      --
      my password really is 'stinkypants'
    86. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's the hardware on your linux box that is the problem because you are absolutely in the minority on this one.

    87. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are clueless with an OS it will sh!t on you.
      You sound pretty clueless with *nix.

    88. Re:Confused... by Kevin+Mitnick · · Score: 1

      Here's something for the Linux evangelists: Joe WindowsUser is not gonna give a shit what distro he has installed if it crashes just as much. He probablly heard, "hey I done heard lienucks doesn't crash, let me install it".

    89. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be carefull when talking about gnome and kde. Those projects are both free software and are both intended to replace windows interface with a better one, using Linux. Just because the guy doesn't manage to make GNOME work as it does for everyone out there doesn't mean it's what you think it is.

    90. Re:Confused... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Of course, they wouldn't do that, because by killing the internet, they would likely kill themselves, or at least seriously mame themselves as well.

      Playing a lot of arcade games lately?

      --

      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    91. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the bloody hell does you cat fit behind the CPU? You should have a case around that, poor kitty might cook itself!

    92. Re:Confused... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      it seems they [Gentoo] don't do much regress-testing at all

      Ah. hah. ha haaa.

      Understatement.

      disclaimer: Gentoo user, 2.5 years.
    93. Re:Confused... by nadadogg · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's someone you've felt out(or felt up in your case), you can be more direct about stuff, I'm just talking about in general, it's better to come across as relaxed, and not pushy.

      --
      i use linux and windows oh god how can i have an opinion
    94. Re:Confused... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      See, I'm not sure it's related to any of the above. It's usually an application that crashes and burns, and that takes X server down fast. It's usually a full system freeze. I don't know where the blame lies in all of this: application-in-question (such as gaim or evolution), Gnome, X.org's X server or hardware. I would imagine the hardware is the least probable.

      The GFX drivers I'm using are the nvidia ones (emerge nvidia and emerge nvidia-glx, I believe, for gentoo). The card is an Asus GeForce 3 (v7700? something like that). I've also had it happen with the same drivers with my Visiontek GeForce 4 Ti4600 (tertiary and secondary computers, respectively). I've yet to give the Visiontek Radeon X800 and Athlon 64 3500+ a whirl on the Linux merry-go-round, so I can't tell you if it's just that particular instance of graphics drivers (though I've been using Gentoo for over a year and a half, and I'm sure the drivers have been updated in that time (especially since I've installed so many times)) or not related at all.

      But yes, I do like XP; I use the uxtheme.dll replacement and use an extremely minimalistic theme ( http://h3lix.net/images/desktop.jpg ) so I don't have to deal with obnoxious graphics crap. :]

      I've also used Fluxbox quite a bit; it takes a bit of getting used to, but it is pretty nice (especially how minimalistic it is!!!) I'd really have to sit myself down and push myself to use it for a few weeks before I could get really comfortable, and I haven't gotten around to it yet. Someday I shall, though. :]

    95. Re:Confused... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      I think neither KDE nor GNOME is better than the other, it is merely a matter of preference. Therefore, better advice would be to "try all different types of everything" rather than plugging your personal favourite.

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    96. Re:Confused... by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Which would be true if gnome didn't completely suck. I welcome people to try the countless other window managers and desktop packages out there. But in the game that gnome is trying to play KDE stands alone as the only real winner.

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    97. Re:Confused... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Claim substantiation welcomed. Indeed, even websites that back up your opinion, as opposed to your opinion on its own. Otherwise you simply have to be counted among the bigots, trolls or other "undesirables," whose opinions count for nothing.

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  12. I disagree completely with Dvorak by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    John Dvorak has been in the computer industry about as long as Univac, but I really disagree with him on his points in TFA.

    The first thing I disagree with is his assertion of how useful Linux would be when running under Windows. Is anyone crying for this?

    His second assertion that Microsoft could create a flavor of Linux with their driver-base that people would adopt is just as loony. Beyond its quality nature, isn't one of the reasons people switch to Linux to get rid of Microsoft and their business practices and high prices?

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    1. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually read the article and responded to his "points?"

      I guess there's nothing left to say except:

      YHBT YHL HAND

      Please refrain from feeding trolls in the future.

    2. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by krgallagher · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "His second assertion that Microsoft could create a flavor of Linux with their driver-base that people would adopt is just as loony. Beyond its quality nature, isn't one of the reasons people switch to Linux to get rid of Microsoft and their business practices and high prices?"

      The thing I don't get is that he acts like Microsoft owns the drivers. The hardware manufacturers own the drivers. If Linux becomes the dominant OS, hardware manufacturers will write drivers that run directly in Linux. Why would they continue to write drivers that run in HAL when it is just a piece of cruft attached to the real OS?

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    3. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, one point I may add....there's no use for Microsoft to do such a thing because it's ALREADY been done. DSL(Damn Small Linux) is a very useful Linux distro that runs under QEMU off of a USB Thumb drive. It also fits everything, Linux Kernel, Bash, X windows a browser....most of what you'd like in 50 MB. Linux not being useful running on top of Windows? I use this all of the time at work. Have it and my SSH keys for the server on the key and if I am in someone's office and need to log into the server, I pop it in, boot it up and SSH in and take care of the problem right then and there. When I am done, I just yank the key out...no need to shut QEMU down because after it boots, everything is on a ram disk. Close out QEMU and the person's PC I borrowed is untouched. John Dvorak was good at this stuff back when we were all limping along with 286's. He know's diddly squat now and I wish PC Magazine would hire someone else.

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    4. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The first thing I disagree with is his assertion of how useful Linux would be when running under Windows. Is anyone crying for this?

      Yes. My management is OK with installing Linux under VirtualPC on customer's computers but not Linux runnign standalone. Something about "easier to administer" because "all our servers run Windows".

    5. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by nine-times · · Score: 1
      The first thing I disagree with is his assertion of how useful Linux would be when running under Windows. Is anyone crying for this?

      Well, at least some people would like to see improved ability to run Linux apps on Windows, I guess... It has its usefulness, but then again, usually when people run Linux they *don't* want to run Windows, so no, I don't think this is a threat to Linux.

      His second assertion that Microsoft could create a flavor of Linux with their driver-base that people would adopt is just as loony.

      I think this is why people think Dvorak is either stupid or intentionally trolling for publicity. The fact is, Microsoft supporting Linux in any way only makes Linux stronger. Your average Slashdot geek isn't going to be any less anti-MS, and an MS Linux distro wouldn't diminish the benefits of going with a distro that's totally free (both beer and speech). The only thing it would do is making it harder for MS to break interoperability with other Linux distros without violating the GPL.

    6. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Because Linus and other kernel developers aren't willing to grant a GPL exception to binary-only kernel modules? Beyond practical reasons of why hardware manufacturers may not be able to open their code, it's not right to force people to license their own product under your terms.

    7. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by malkavian · · Score: 1

      Wonder where you came up with that idea.. Linus has previously spoken out saying he has no problem at all with Binary only drivers being developed for the Linux kernel. As long as something's being ported from an existing driver, it's just fine (case in point, the NVidia drivers).
      So, a company that does a windows/other OS and a Linux Driver would be completely in the clear as far as he's previously stated (and he was quite clear on this point in a number of his statements).

    8. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by DShard · · Score: 1

      Hardware manufacturers do not make money on drivers. Binary drivers are not and never will be _supported_ by linux developers. A driver (being a kernel module) is capable of stomping over whatever it wants any developer can do about it if you don't have the source. This is why binary modules "taint" the kernel, so they can know for sure what is causing the issue. I prefer my kernel stable so I don't want them to ever not do this.

    9. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you mean Cygwin?

      Yes, it's useful. It gives you nawk, sed, grep, etc. under Windows.

    10. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by aquarian · · Score: 1

      John Dvorak has been in the computer industry about as long as Univac ...and he hasn't learned much since.

      Dvorak is the biggest blowhard ever. I hope he's laughing all the way to the bank. Otherwise I don't know how he could sleep at night.

    11. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by psmurf · · Score: 1
      Why would they continue to write drivers that run in HAL when it is just a piece of cruft attached to the real OS?

      I think the idea is that MS would muddle with things in some way that would necessitate using their HAL interface instead of writing native drivers.

    12. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by Fortun+L'Escrot · · Score: 1

      yea unless you spell badly and have bad grammer :)

    13. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by iamacat · · Score: 1

      I am not even talking about money yet. Someone wrote code on their own and ported it to your operating system. Do you think you contributed enough to demand access to their work on your terms?

    14. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by newend · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this just put Windows users one step closer to just running linux? If I have to chose between getting the Windows super drivers or the Linux drivers package for free, I'm going to choose the free version first. This also means that many manufactures are going to see a distro that they can build drivers for, thus broadening their market.

    15. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by DShard · · Score: 1

      Do you think you contributed enough to demand access to their work on your terms?

      IANAL. The point is it doesn't matter what I think.

      Having said that, to port a driver, filesystem or any other kernel feature is going to require you to use copyrighted code to make your port work. That code is given to you under terms of a license. It is not your right to relicense that code under any other terms. The contribution you make to the kernel is insignificant compared to the contribution the kernel is making to your code. So I do think that the kernel developers have every right to claim your port as an extension of theirs.

      Please note that this is an ideal and does not actually represent how things happen in practice. Linus and crew do not go after binary driver code nor do all of them view the issue that cut and dry. What you will note is that while they don't go after that code they also will not provide a stable internal API/ABI for the convience of people who won't play ball. The reasons why are mostly technical and probably uninteresting to you, but know that it isn't to spite people.

    16. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by bored · · Score: 1

      Well as someone who has worked for companies trying to ship linux drivers. It takes about 10x the effort in customer support to keep the linux drivers working. On windows, one compile for 2000->2003 generally suffices. Plus an NT, or 98/ME compile is required depending on HW support.


      On linux its basically impossible to ship a driver for even a single version of Suse or Redhat because the damn ABI changes so fast. The result is partially open drivers, where a small kernel module is compiled against the running kernel and linked against the closed source part.



      In the end this solution works, but you had better be pepared for the email storms and customer support overload everytime the automatic updates in suse break your driver, or the user cannot figure out how to install gcc or some other stupid shit.


    17. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by alexo · · Score: 1


      > John Dvorak has been in the computer industry about as long as Univac

      and nowadays he's about just as useful.

    18. Re:I disagree completely with Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't your company want to open-source the driver code? I would think that their business is selling the hardware, not the driver code to get that hardware working.

  13. Not exactly... by The+One+KEA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll readily admit as soon as the next person that Linux doesn't support all of the latest & greatest hardware. That doesn't mean that it doesn't support last-generation hardware though - as long as you do research and buy the right sort of hardware, you can usually build a system where almost every piece is well-supported by any given Linux distro.

    Companies like Intel and ATi are examples of how the hardware manufacturers are realizing that Linux users want to use their hardware too.

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    1. Re:Not exactly... by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Companies like Intel and ATi are examples of how the hardware manufacturers are realizing that Linux users want to use their hardware too.

      ATI and Intel are just running good hardware businesses. When you are selling hardware you do whatever it takes to sell the most amount of hardware, sadly a lot of companies *cough* nVidia *cough* apparently don't want all the money Linux and Mac users will throw at hardware (Mac versions of nVidia cards suck).

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    2. Re:Not exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe 'linux' could pay hardware makers to build drivers for their platform? Oh wait...

    3. Re:Not exactly... by dilettante · · Score: 1

      I know this is a narrow view, but i think that hardware support is less of an issue on Linux because so many Linux boxes are web/database/etc. servers. From my standpoint, i only need Linux to support my ethernet interface and i'm pretty happy.

      Hardware support is (i think) more of an issue for desktop Linux, but i still think that it's secondary to software support. If Microsoft wants to displace Linux, they still have to provide an inexpensive, open source, reliable server platform. This is irrespective of the truth/fiction of various studies purporting to show that server TCO is lower for Microsoft platforms (though i doubt the studies). For some organizations with heavy server demands (say, Google) the ability to tweak the code is not optional.

    4. Re:Not exactly... by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      " as you do research and buy the right sort of hardware, you can usually build a system where almost every piece is well-supported by any given Linux distro"

      I'm gonna disagree with you here. It is near impossible to get a distro that works with even the most extremely popular sound cards like SB Live, and SB Audigy. The only one I've gotten this to work right with is SuSE. I'm sure I could have gotten it to work in RedHat, Mandrake, etc. but I'm talking a fresh install where it's configuring all your drivers for you. Linux simply does not work. This is the kind of thing that will always keep Linux deep into the shadows and it's a shame.

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    5. Re:Not exactly... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      My nvidia board works great under linux. How do you think I can play doom 3 w/o windows?

    6. Re:Not exactly... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      It is near impossible to get a distro that works with even the most extremely popular sound cards like SB Live, and SB Audigy. I'm sure I could have gotten it to work in RedHat, Mandrake, etc. but I'm talking a fresh install where it's configuring all your drivers for you

      Huh? My Audigy 2 worked perfectly with a fresh install of Mandrake 10. The only things I had to do were install the Nvidia drivers for my video, and load the appropriate modules for my game pad (which was the hardest part). Everything else I had worked just fine...and if i had a 5.1 speaker set, I'd be using that for Doom3 as well. Even my my officejet was a breaze to setup.

    7. Re:Not exactly... by Nosferax · · Score: 0

      Have you tried Ubuntu?

      I have a brand new Athlon64 pc here using a NForce3 mobo and everything worked, sata, lan, audio... all of it. And in the 64bit version of linux also.

      The only driver I had to install myself was the one for my gforce fx5200 from nvidia. And that was easy enough with the online instruction.

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    8. Re:Not exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People don't run Linux because of the driver support now. I fail to see what makes him think improved driver support will change people's reasons for running it."

      I do not research hardware based on the Operating System that I run, and I should not have to.

  14. Start the Microsoft bashing.....NOW. by i41Overlord · · Score: 0, Troll

    Threads that mention Microsoft end up as free-for-alls to bash Microsoft.

    Threads that mention Linux end up as free-for-alls that revolve around the view that Linux is 256x better than Windows.

    This thread that mentions Microsoft killing Linux will surely spark some flames.

    1. Re:Start the Microsoft bashing.....NOW. by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Threads that mention Microsoft end up as free-for-alls to bash Microsoft.

      Except for the several hundred meta-commenters like you, who always feel the need to point this out. Hell, you didn't even wait for the thread to get going before you started complaining about where it was going.

      Threads that mention Linux end up as free-for-alls that revolve around the view that Linux is 256x better than Windows.

      Plus several hundred more posters, who brag about how their XP box was up for four years without crashing.

    2. Re:Start the Microsoft bashing.....NOW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but lately I've noticed more comments like yours than people doing actual Microsoft bashing. It may have been true of Slashdot once, but now I reckon there are at least as many pro-Microsoft people on here. Your post in this instance was sadly predictable. Please comment on the article rather than on assumptions about other people.

      Thank you,
      Friendly Neighborhood AC

    3. Re:Start the Microsoft bashing.....NOW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XP was released on October 25, 2001, somehow I find the 4 years claim highly unlikely

    4. Re:Start the Microsoft bashing.....NOW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Grandparent is a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1

    5. Re:Start the Microsoft bashing.....NOW. by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      That doesn't stop people from claiming it though.

  15. Re:Where'd the last story go? by sentenzux · · Score: 1

    My god!!!

    They are even removing comments. I did reply to "Where'd the last story go" but can't find it anymore...

    Hey, slashdot, what are you the HELL doing with your users... I'll tell you: soon you'll lose them!

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  16. Linux under windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When windows crashed would it save the data that was being used under linux to a tmp file, like linux does, would would a screen with bill gates dancing in a ton of cash and laughing pop up?

    This guy needs to get out there, and play with linux a bit more, instead of just reading all the M$ fud

  17. They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Khan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work."

    If they want to just install a device and go, then why are they bothering with Windows? Isn't that what Apple OS X is for?

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    1. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by tepples · · Score: 0, Troll

      If they want to just install a device and go, then why are they bothering with Windows? Isn't that what Apple OS X is for?

      Windows and Linux have GIMP, but Mac OS X has no Free paint program whose GUI meshes somewhat neatly with that of the OS. Not all of us want to pay in the high three figures USD for Adobe Photoshop.

    2. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah,

      http://www.gimp.org/macintosh/

      but I'm sure you will say that it can't "meshes somewhat neatly with that of the OS"

    3. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by tepples · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of Slashdot users other than me who would claim that like most other X11 apps, GIMP for Mac OS X sticks out like a sore thumb.

    4. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "If they want to just install a device and go, then why are they bothering with Windows? Isn't that what Apple OS X is for?"

      A.) Windows is better supported with a much larger user base. Go to any computer store and it's Windows Windows Windows!!! The Mac is riskier, at least in the eyes of a lot of people, in this respect. In other words, anything you can buy can safely be assumed to work with Windows. Mac users wind up looking for the word 'Mac' on anything they buy.

      B.) Windows does this job quite satisfactorally.

      Wrong OS? No, sorry. Like it or loathe it, Windows is the mass-market OS. It would be nice, however, if Apple made an x86 OS.

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    5. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Albanach · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You made me think of a recent experience installing an iPod.

      Under FC3 I plug it in, the computer automatically recognises an Ipod has been plugged in and makes the folder /media/iPod I type yum install gtkpod and I have a working iPod in under 2 minutes.

      Over on Windows - and I'm not sure if this is the same on an Apple - it took about fifteen minutes of copying software from CD, signing up online, agreeing to several licenses, entering the serial number at least two times in different places...

      I've had similar experiences with a Samsung laser printer that 'just worked' on linux but took an age to install on windows.

      While I'll admit not everything is supported under Linux, of the stuff that is it seems a heck of a lot easier o get it running than with Windows.

    6. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf are you smoking? the list of agp cards that work with my g4 agp is quite underwhelming, however hundreds if not thousands of generic video cards will just work in x86/linux/windows. a closed platform (mac os) on closed hardware should just work. nothing impressive there. it is not special. what is impressive is something like the knoppix boot cd.

    7. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not all of us want to pay in the high three figures USD for Adobe Photoshop.>

      You say that as if people pay for Adobe Photoshop in the first place.

    8. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goto versiontracker.com, search for "image edit" and take your pick.

    9. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by arose · · Score: 1

      And the drivers offten suck. Imagine scanner drivers that dump DLLs into My Documents every time their (ugly skinned) scan program is running. This is Epson on Windows 2000. I resorted to make tham hidden so the users of that system don't get irritated by them. When I'll buy a scanner for my system I will have to look for something that is supported, but I'll don't have to install stupid drivers and get a SANE frontend of my choice.

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    10. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Overrated? I'm getting really tired of being modded down because I didn't put Apple in the brightest light. Come on guys, tell me I'm wrong. If I don't have the right idea, then why doesn't Mac have a greater market share? Why aren't people using the Mac instead of Windows just like the guy I responded to said? Can you honestly tell me it isn't because of impressions that it's a niche product? I'll hear anything you gotta say, but hit reply instead of Mod.

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    11. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Over on Windows - and I'm not sure if this is the same on an Apple - it took about fifteen minutes of copying software from CD, signing up online, agreeing to several licenses, entering the serial number at least two times in different places...

      Uh, what? Serial number?

      Well, so you know, on a Mac you just plug in the iPod and iTunes asks if you want to associate the iPod with the current library, click yes and it feeds the iPod.

      You have to agree to iTunes license the first time you use iTunes, just like every application on any operating system you have to agree to the license whether it presents itself or not.

      I had no idea that Windows complicated even the most banal task of connecting an iPod.

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    12. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by MondoMor · · Score: 1

      You're comparing an open-source package (gtkpod) to the commercial distro of ITunes. They're different, but I hope you enjoy the karma for your FUD anyway.

    13. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So you compare manually installing a hacky little 'gtkpod' to:

      • automatically installing the fairly professional iTunes
      • registering the device


      Okay, so it was only two things, why bother with the list. Methinks your 15 minute adventure was due to either your slow typing or a slow CD-Rom drive. Did you count the time it took you to figure out that 'gtkpod' was the correct/best software to install under Fedora?

      I like OSS as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is RMS), but the incorrect Windows to Linux comparison is soooo 1999.
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    14. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by gobbo · · Score: 1

      A. "Mac users wind up looking for the word 'Mac' on anything they buy." -- I do this too, but only when I'm too stooopid to research the product online first, since many manufacturers simply omit compatibility information on the box. USB thumb drives are an example of this... truly PnP on OS X, yet that is ignored on the packaging.

      B. Windows does this job satisfactorily... if you're lucky, as I've seen plenty of minor glitches, especially with video display. OS X also has an enormous set of drivers. Adding a mouse or monitor is seamless, no modal dialogues, it Just Works. Plug and unplug a couple of mice at once on OS X for a demo. Add a second monitor, well, that's been pretty much painless since OS 8.6 or earlier.

      There are lousy drivers and hardware quirks on both platforms. I've never seen a driver bring OS X to its knees, however (oh, ok, one lousy ATA controller firmware version, does that count?)

      An Apple OS on x86 would be pretty much the same thing as you have now: well-designed proprietary hardware with mostly commodity parts. Price and speed would be about the same. They'd never let you build your own L337 boxen, in fact they'd probably use some variation on the ROM solution they used to use, but go ahead and upgrade your factory Apple.

    15. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      I've had similar experiences with a Samsung laser printer that 'just worked' on linux but took an age to install on windows.

      In comparison, here's how installing my Samsung laser printer went for me on both Windows and Linux.

      Windows: Insert CD into drive, don't run standard set up program, plug in cable. Printer installed.

      Linux: Insert CD into drive, autorun doesn't work, try running setup program, works, installs strange Motif based thing which is seemingly the only way to install printer, open strange thing, install printer using strange thing. Printer installed.

      Which is easier?

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    16. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it just happens that I have Samsung ML-1440 printer.

      On windows I made mistake letting system to install default drivers, it took me an hour to get out of that mess.

      On linux I just pluged it in (FC3), run printer detection/installation from menu and selected printer. No cd's and stuff.

      Similar thing happened when I wanted to share this printer over network. Samba on FC3 did job automagically for me, but for some reason it took me days on Windows (I admit I was not good at networking at the time I tried it on Windows).

    17. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      I had no idea that Windows complicated even the most banal task of connecting an iPod.

      Yep, along with the various license agreements and installations Apple forces you to enter the serial number of your iPod a number of times before installing the software. Their software also "requires" you to restart, though this would appear to be merely bad design as my iPod worked perfectly without a restart.

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    18. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by BobNET · · Score: 1

      I use Slackware 3.2 which has been upgraded and hacked over the years into something resembling Linux From Scratch, so I found the easiest way to get my Samsung laser (ML-1740) to work was to grab the latest AFPL Ghostscript (8.50), get the Samsung GDI driver for Ghostscript 8.x from http://www.linuxprinting.org/ and copy/merge the required files, compile Ghostscript, then install LPRng and Foomatic to get all the nifty features like toner save mode working. Yes, it's that easy.

    19. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 2000 has very poor device support. I should know, I spent many hours supporting a company using 2000; and several times we had to take hardware back due W2K crapping its diapers.

      Windows XP is better, but Linux probably supports twice as many devices out of the box over that.

      If you want to convince me otherwise, make a me list of 20 devices which do not work under windows 2k. I bet every one of them has good support under linux.

    20. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Two reasons, and one is directly related to the other:

      1) No serious TV / Radio advertising, unlike Dell, and Gateway and others.
      2) Limited manufacturing capability.

      Back in the days when they allowed/encouraged clones, and through the iMac fiasco, there were production issues that hurt them in the media. They likely would continue to have these problems again if they tried to expand their marketing efforts. But Dell has a commercial on TV every half hour, if not every 15 minutes. It's SCARY the amount of advertising they do, and it explains their market penetration more than price alone could.

      But price is another reason Macs are traditionally passed over for PCs. The Mac Mini might alter this in the future... this has yet to be seen.

      My guesses... :-)

    21. Re:They're using the wrong OS to begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just flat out wrong. Older but perfectly functional devices may lack Windows 2000 or Windows XP drivers. Windows 64bit Edition lacks a huge number of drivers. When you say "Windows supports nearly *every* device", please specify a version of Windows. Your statement will then be wrong.

  18. Of course, it's so obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This was a stupid story when it was on OSNews and it's stupid now. In what universe would making Windows drivers available in Linux hinder Linux adoption in any way? I'll note that Dvorak doesn't have a game plan for how this would work for Microsoft; what's their exit strategy exactly?

    "Well Mr. Balmer, 90% of our customers are now using a POSIX operating system with API's we don't control and we're fully commited to continued support. Now what?"

    Yeah, that's what I thought.

    Microsoft make their money by controling the platform and they control the platform by controlling the API's. How would supporting an open standards based platform with a few drivers hurt Linux and help Microsoft?

  19. Bad support by Pugflop · · Score: 1, Funny

    L1NuX |)03$n'T $uPp0RT |\/|Y K3YB0aR|)!!! :-(

  20. So, let me get this straight... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What he's saying is, if Microsoft starts supporting Linux that Linux will go away?

    If that were true, why hasn't Windows gone away?

    Dvorak thinks that open-source developers will stop working on their stuff if they perceive it as benefitting Microsoft. I say this is obviously not true; there are many, many projects now that run on Windows (like Firefox, just to pick one major example), and their developers don't seem the least bit deterred by running on Windows.

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    1. Re:So, let me get this straight... by nine-times · · Score: 0
      What he's saying is, if Microsoft starts supporting Linux that Linux will go away?

      Yes. If Microsoft takes over Linux, Linux will become such an annoying POS that we'll all have to switch to some BSD or something, and Linux will go away.

    2. Re:So, let me get this straight... by thepoch · · Score: 1

      No, no. You have it all wrong. Dvorak doesn't think anything. He has to keep writing trolling articles like these, just to remain relevant in the IT industry, when in fact, he no longer is.

    3. Re:So, let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why hasn't Windows gone away?

      As well as Microsoft supports its own operating system, some of us ask ourselves that question every day.

    4. Re:So, let me get this straight... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
      He has to keep writing trolling articles like these, just to remain relevant in the IT industry, when in fact, he no longer is.

      From reading other people's comments, I'm getting this message now. I kind of regret rising to his troll, but I wasn't the one who put the story on Slashdot to begin with... :)

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    5. Re:So, let me get this straight... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "If that were true, why hasn't Windows gone away?" Because enough time has not passed yet.

    6. Re:So, let me get this straight... by Splab · · Score: 1

      Also people like me who choose the tool for the job at hand - I have both windows an linux on my machines becasue windows does some things better than linux (games etc), while linux handles my studies better (Tex, programming, etc).
      If one of them someday were good enough to do what the other does for me I would switch in an instant... I dont care if it says linux of microsoft, I do care about the costs and if it handles the job at hand.

    7. Re:So, let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify, Firefox, along with Mozilla was originaly a Windows application. The OSX, OS 9, Linux, BeOS etc ports are just that -- ports of the original windows code base.

    8. Re:So, let me get this straight... by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      No, no. You have it all wrong. Dvorak doesn't think anything. He has to keep writing trolling articles like these, just to remain relevant in the IT industry, when in fact, he no longer is.

      Yea, it's pretty amazing. His whole "insightful" article comes out of hearing someone ran Linux under Windows. I guess he never knew it's already been done (VMware, qemu, etc). Nor does he seem to understand the difference between Linux the kernel and the rest of the OS. Cygwin provides more GNU user land utilities, yet I still choose to run Linux.

      The thing is, he's fun to read. You never know what kind of moronic thing he'll say next. I think of him as the talk radio of tech.

      BTW, when was he ever relevant? I remember him being a clueless troll 20 years ago when he wrote for Byte.

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    9. Re:So, let me get this straight... by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      Cygwin provides more GNU user land utilities, yet I still choose to run Linux.

      Most.

      Cygwin provides most GNU user land utilities, yet I still choose to run Linux.

      Just a typo. Sorry about that. Now I have to wait two minutes . . .

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    10. Re:So, let me get this straight... by Shalda · · Score: 1

      The whole article is sheer idiocy because the real fights are for the corporate desktop and the eduacational markets. If Daddy can't work on his spreadsheet at home, he's not going to buy that PC or OS. Education runs a distant second, but it's important because you want people entering the workforce already familiar with your products. Hardware manufacturers will write drivers for whatever the dominant platform is, and if worthwhile, for the secondary platforms. Plain and simple.

      TFA misses the point as well that if there was an MS driver abstraction layer in Linux, that would only improve distribution leading the hardware folks to write more native drivers for Linux.

    11. Re:So, let me get this straight... by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      why hasn't Windows gone away?

      I ask myself that after every published disaster that operating system inflicts on the technology community.

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    12. Re:So, let me get this straight... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
      Just to clarify, Firefox, along with Mozilla was originaly a Windows application. The OSX, OS 9, Linux, BeOS etc ports are just that -- ports of the original windows code base.

      Well, not exactly, since back at the very, very beginning Mosaic was a Unix-only X-window-based application. Netscape has always been multiplatform also.

      Besides, my point is that open-source developers, in the large sense, are quite willing to support Windows, so why not MS Linux? Dvorak is full of it.

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  21. innovation not taking a nosedive? by ruxxell · · Score: 1

    it seems to me that killing access to the windows device drivers might do the exact opposite, and INSPIRE people to learn how to write their own drivers instead of having to rely on the ones provided by the devil.
    am i right? if there's a need for it, people will usually come up with it on their own. just because we all like to plug-and-play existing solutions does NOT mean we wouldn't invent our own wheels in the absence of a freely available one.

    just a thought.

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  22. Qwerty on how Linux can Kill Microsoft... by DeathFlame · · Score: 2, Funny

    "John A. Qwerty thinks he knows the way Linux can kill Redmond. Basing his premise on the relative dearth of device drivers available..."

  23. CoLinux already does this by narsiman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But still since cygwin is feature complete . . Nuf said.

  24. whatever by overbom · · Score: 1

    I've read about projects that can use windows drivers. I think there's one for wireless adapters. This is probably a paid link anyway; sensationalist story to drive up the ad revenue. meh.

    1. Re:whatever by spisska · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is. Its called ndiswrapper. From what I understand, it will 'translate' the MS API into Linux, allowing you to use MS drivers in Linux.

      I don't know all the details, but I know that it worked for me in getting a Netgear 802.11g card to work under Mandrake. I ended up finding a native Linux driver a week later, but in the meantime the card worked, and wasn't very difficult to get running.

      It seems to me that if you take Dvorak's comments to their logical conclusion that:

      * MS can kill Linux because Linux doesn't have full driver support;

      * Therefore, Linux can kill MS by implementing driver support.

      Somehow, I believe that it is far more likely that the community, and the hardware vendors, will make Linux drivers available long before Redmond can figure out how to release Linux without a GPL.

  25. Doubtful by Hornsby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This analysis is relatively shortsighted considering that there are many many factors beyond device drivers influencing people to use Linux. I would say that freedom from proprietary protocols and file formats is a major factor, and that's something Redmond will never have.

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  26. Windows drivers on Linux by blirp · · Score: 5, Informative
    What he's missing is projects like NDisWrapper that simply allows us to run standard proprietary Windows drivers on Linux.

    M.

    1. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and just as he predicts all development on Free WLAN drivers for Linux has ceased now that we can use closed source Windows NDIS drivers.

      What do you mean that hasn't happened? John "Ad Hits" Dvorak said it would!

    2. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Ulric · · Score: 1

      I actually thought it was a bit annoying that I couldn't use "real" Linux wlan drivers with my new laptop. Ndiswrapper works fine (I'm using it as I post this), but it is a compromise that not all are comfortable with. If I were RMS, I wouldn't be able to use this computer at all.

    3. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably would if it wasn't repeatedly shown (orinoco, anything compatible with HostAP) that the free version wasn't superior to the "manufacturer's" (read, the company who bought someone else's chips and soldiered them on) own proprietary junk.

    4. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, because he doesn't know what a GUI is?

    5. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like NDisWrapper too - only way I could get my 802.11g card working (Linksys)

      However, it took me about a week of my spare time looking around the web for information, futzing around with configurations and such before I got it working. And, thanks to the obscure nature of how the wireless network subsystem is configured on Linux, I -still- have not been able to get the SSID and WEP stuff working :-(

    6. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by ClownsScareMe · · Score: 1

      This was the only way to get my WiFI card working. I'm all for it.

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    7. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Ulric · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, that made no sense at all.

    8. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      What he's missing is projects like NDisWrapper that simply allows us to run standard proprietary Windows drivers on Linux.

      That is great, but until grandma can turn on a computer running linux and NDisWrapper automagically realizes the device isn't support by linux and goes out and finds the windows driver Dvorak's point stands.

      If MS could put out a version of Linux that supported all of the hardware windows does seemlessly, it would become the distro with the most market share.

    9. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by natrius · · Score: 1

      NetworkManager or netapplet might help with that.

    10. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That doesn't even happen in Windows. Why do you expect it to in Linux?

      Ndiswrapper gets pretty much as close as you can get. You don't have to edit anything. Just tell it where the driver is, and it does the rest.

      You have to do the same thing in Windows. You always have.

      On the other hand, there are versions of Linux that CAN automagically figure out what device is needed for most devices and load it for you. I'd venture that there are even more of these automagical devices for linux than there are for Windows.

      Most Windows devices require that you install the drivers yourself. Still, when you have to DIY in Linux, it's usually a lot more of a hassle (if it's even possible) than it is in Windows.

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    11. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Windows devices require that you install the drivers yourself. Still, when you have to DIY in Linux, it's usually a lot more of a hassle (if it's even possible) than it is in Windows.

      Uhh, no they don't. If you buy any piece of hardware at the store with plug and play support windows finds the right driver and it just works. If it doesn't have the driver, You put the CD in that came with it, and run the install program and it gets installed. That is easy enough for the everyday user.

    12. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by natrius · · Score: 1

      That is great, but until grandma can turn on a computer running linux and NDisWrapper automagically realizes the device isn't support by linux and goes out and finds the windows driver Dvorak's point stands.

      Grandma's computer either comes with the device set up, or the device comes with instructions and a driver CD to help her set it up. Linux can't compete with that unless hardware vendors ship their devices with instructions on how to install the device in Linux. That's not going to happen because of low market share and the diversity of desktop Linux. You'll need to provide as many installation instructions as there are distros. This brings us back to your point: Linux distros have to provide a way to install basically everything automatically to compete with the Windows world. What will that take? Something like NDISWrapper, except for all device drivers. In other words, porting the Windows driver stack to Linux, which is what Dvorak is suggesting in the first place. The sad thing is that this will probably be done, not by Microsoft, but by the open source community. Whoever does it will be flamed, and rightfully so: it'll be the end of open source drivers on Linux.

    13. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Nah his point is stupid. People will switch to linux when their workplace switches to linux.

      MS got into the home because it first got into the corporate desktop. People bought PC at home so they could take their work home.

      Linux will make headway into the corporate desktop in the next couple of years. The workers will soon install linux at home and the people who make hardware will start writing drivers for linux.

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    14. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by rsheridan6 · · Score: 1

      When I was researching going wireless I read a lot of horror stories about trying to get them to work under ndiswrapper (I avoided buying one that would need it so I have no personal experience here). Replace "simply" with "painfully" and you have a true statement.

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    15. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I have an old crappy Dlink 802.11b. I download ndiswrapper, compiled it, installed it, grabbed a copy of the NT drivers off the net and it's been talking ever since. The configuration end of things took me about five minutes. It really wasn't that hard at all.

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    16. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by runderwo · · Score: 1
      If you buy any piece of hardware at the store with plug and play support windows finds the right driver and it just works.
      You mean, if you buy any piece of hardware at the store that Windows shipped with a driver for, then it just works. By the way, the same is true for Linux and the hotplug system.
      If it doesn't have the driver, You put the CD in that came with it, and run the install program and it gets installed
      You're a wishful thinker. It's actually been this easy about 50% of the time I've had to install some store-bought hardware on a home user's Windows machine. Observational bias is really rampant here, unfortunately.
    17. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that linux supports half the hardware windows does you are on crack. Companies that make hardware don't care about linux or linux users. Get a life.

    18. Re:Windows drivers on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo! That is so right on.

      I saw apple bow out to IBM when IBM got businesses to use computers, and the same with whatever new system got put into work. When workplaces went windows, so did home computers. I had friends whose parents were teachers, and they had macs, my dad was an accountant, so we had a PC.

      The only people with a true *need* for a home computer are those who use them for work--mostly to take work home. The rest of the people buy computers based on those people's recommendations and/or compatibility with their friends.

  27. Interesting, but ... no by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's an interesting article--but I doubt just drivers would satisfy most people. There's applications they'll want to work, too. (That said, I'd personally be delighted if all my hardware would work under Linux; then I'd never need Windows. But I could just as easily have gotten Linux-friendly hardware ... and if you want Linux-ish distro that "just works" ... there's OS X. :)

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  28. "Secret Project" my ass by Caligari · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Oh no! Top secret M$ project to "kill" Linux!

    Its called Cooperative Linux, and has been around for quite some time.

    www.colinux.org

    Yet, suspiciously, the Linux kernel running on my laptop hasn't spontaneously died. Hmm. This Dvorak chap is quite the retard.

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    1. Re:"Secret Project" my ass by Pfhreak · · Score: 1

      This Dvorak chap is quite the retard.

      Yes, he is. Dvorak's been "quite the retard" at least since I was first exposed to him when he wrote for MacWorld magazine in the early to mid-90s, probably even before.

      I think his basic approach to writing an article is "what can I write that will piss off the dedicated supporters of a minority operating system, thereby making my no-talent drivel look 'discussion provoking' to my editors when all the supporters of said minority operating system all write in to say what a talentless hack I am?"

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    2. Re:"Secret Project" my ass by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      Hell, Cygwin does much of that, too. Still doesn't make Windows more than tolerable. I liked one comment I saw about this article so much I made it a .sig:

      "Choice, flexibility and cost are really the driving factors [for Linux adoption]. And Microsoft would have to stop being Microsoft to ever compete with that combination." - emkey

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    3. Re:"Secret Project" my ass by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      No, cygwin doesn't. Colinux runs a second kernel alongside the Windows NT one. Cygwin translates into windows api calls.

    4. Re:"Secret Project" my ass by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      No, cygwin doesn't. Colinux runs a second kernel alongside the Windows NT one. Cygwin translates into windows api calls.

      Both of them give you the option of running most Linux software on Windows. Cygwin just requires that they be recompiled.

      Neither one of them has set the desktop world on fire, either.

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  29. Dvorak forgot about the flip side by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Dvorak says microsoft can sell a driver layer plugin for Linux based on the idea that vendors will only support the MS driver layer. Likely what would happen if MS in any way supported linux is that more hardware developers would support linux directly, taking away the power MS would have temporarily gained by using a driver layer.

    1. Re:Dvorak forgot about the flip side by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No they can't. At least not without reimplimenting Wine. Window drivers are too tied to their API. They have dialog boxes and use the messaging system and all sorts of stupid shit, which is exactly what happens when you let hardware manufacturers write code. Think about how many 9x drivers you can't use in XP. (OTOH, you can trivially port NDIS network drivers, and in fact there's a program to run them under Linux already. But NDIS drivers can't do any Windows stuff, because they date from the DOS era, and they don't exist for a lot of hardware.)

      Meanwhile, Linux driver code is almost always 'owned' by the kernel devs, aka, it's GPL, and it's in the kernel. It 'automatically' stays current(1) (If devs change the API they will change the driver), it's not going to disappear when the manufacturer goes under, it's been subjected to at least an overview by the kernel hackers, and it can't under any circumstances use libc. You can port them to other kernels in very short periods of time.

      1) People don't realize the amount of old hardware that's not supported anymore in Windows. PNP ISA Ethernet cards, for example. Pre-VGA monitors. Some SCSI cards. Older scanners. Some USB network cables, for God's sake. Because the manufacturer hasn't updated any drivers, usually because they are out of business.

      Linux, meanwhile, will happily copy MFM drives to 5.25 floppies while networking using Appletalk over a crossover serial-cable network connected via a serial ISA card, using an EGA monitor, on a 386 with 6 megs of RAM, because it used to be able to do those things, and there's no point in removing them.

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    2. Re:Dvorak forgot about the flip side by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      What exactly in my post were you replying to??

  30. what about older devices? by drycht · · Score: 1

    I have experienced that many older/legacy devices have much better support in Linux. They might have drivers for Windows 98 or 95 exclusively and no longer work under XP. So if you don't feel like just throwing some old cards out and getting new ones, sometimes Linux is the only answer.

    However, video card drivers are an entirely different matter...

  31. But how does Microsoft keep making money? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

    Sure they sell the drivers, but how often does someone need to buy a whole new set?

    And if it really took off, developers would start making their drivers for linux anyway.

  32. Dvorak's a big windbag by YellowElf · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dvorak seems to have these amazing insights from time to time, but I can't seem to remember one that really came to fruition. In the aritcle, he makes all these assumptions about technology but he doesn't know what he's talking about. Then he uses his unfounded assumptions to conclude that all MS needs to do is embrace and extend Linux. For a more thorough discussion on this very article, see this discussion on Groklaw. Search for the second "Dvorak". --dv

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    1. Re:Dvorak's a big windbag by harley_frog · · Score: 1

      Or maybe Dvorak read about it on the MS-Linux website. :)

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  33. Interesting concept but.. by false-hopes · · Score: 1

    Tring to "sew" anything proprietary into the linux kernel taints it. Who would want a tainted kernel? Not me, that's for sure.

  34. Complete nonsense... by james_bray · · Score: 1

    I quote: "The idea here would be to cut the driver layer out of Windows and attach it to Linux directly"

    Yeah right! And how *exactly* would that be achieved?

    The only way I can see is by rewriting said Win32 drivers for Linux and distributing them under a proprietary license.

    In which case, they will all be disassembled, examined and free replacement drivers made available.

    As I said, nonsense....

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  35. Today's Users by k1ngbenny · · Score: 1

    Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work.

    Apparently yesterday's users were more interested in dinking around with stuff that hopefully didn't work.

    1. Re:Today's Users by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Apparently yesterday's users were more interested in dinking around with stuff that hopefully didn't work.

      Ah, so you've met my IT Director?

  36. Drivers by tehshen · · Score: 1

    Drivers have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support.

    In my own experience (you may have fared differently) Linux has many more builtin drivers than Windows - SuSE has managed to put a distrubution that works with almost all my hardware automatically, while Dell has given me an XP Install Cd and an XP Drivers CD. There are more drivers available for Windows, but most of them rarely work automatically.

    This is only turned by the fact that many Windowses come preinstalled, giving a false sense of drivers. If you have ever just reinstalled XP you will see how much doesn't work immediately.

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  37. Heh heh by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Yeah because I never have any problem at all with device drivers unders window, no sir, none at all.

  38. A Great Disturbance in the Force by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    Making Linux run under Windows would "work" for a lot of the gaming crowd -- MSLinux would still require the sale of an MS licence, and would presumably be "easier" to set up than the current dual-boot configurations.

    Personally, I use removable hard drive racks. It ain't dual-boot, but it lets me game on a system I don't care about, and store XP disk images on the system I do care about. (Solves the reactivation thing pretty well, too -- I have a disk image of an activated XP/SP2 without installed video/audio drivers, which seems to work a little better when I swap hardware and install the new drivers cleanly.)

    The real question is what would it sound like if Redmond were to pull out the Death Star and kill Linux. Probably sound something like a dupe of a 30,000-year-old Martian microbe story that suddenly cried out in terror that there was "nothing to see here", only to be suddenly made invisible.

    *rimshot*

  39. Mr. Know-It-All by TheNecromancer · · Score: 1

    John C. Dvorak thinks he knows the way Redmond can kill Linux.

    John C. Dvorak thinks he knows everything about everything!! :p

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  40. Re:There is one small problem... by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Dvorak has pretty much not uttered anything remotely competent or accurate since inventing Ethernet.

    Dvorak invented ethernet??

  41. forgetting something? by DeusExMalex · · Score: 1

    what mr dvorak is forgetting is that if that ms-linux driver layer can install on ms-linux then it can install on any linux. it may take some tweaking, but isn't that all part of the fun of linux?

  42. Doesn't seem very plausible by geoffspear · · Score: 1
    First of all, the suggestion that Microsoft could subvert the GPL by selling 2 separate products, MS Linux (GPL) and a drivers package (proprietary) is kind of silly. Why wouldn't people just buy the driver package and use another distro with it? The code in the GPL'ed project that accessed the drivers would necessarily be open source as a part of that package, and could be taken by the other distros.

    As for the whole idea of the article, one wonders how Mr. Dvorak would explain that Apple hasn't killed Microsoft yet. After all, damn near every peripheral works right out of the box on a Mac without getting into driver hell. Of course, being who he is, his repsonse would probably be "because Apple suxx0rs, D00D!!! My brother B1FF SEZ SO!1!"

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  43. Poor analysis by Tyrell+Hawthorne · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft actually produced an MS-Linux that was the standard Linux attached to the driver layer of Windows, giving users full Plug and Play (PnP) support of all their peripherals, nobody would buy any other Linux on the market.

    *sigh* Here Dvorak goes taking giant leaps in his conclusion. Being able to plug and play a scanner isn't the top priority for everyone. We have no problems with drivers for our servers at university. The fact that your software is non-Microsoft, and in fact non-corporation means you have a great freedom. You know that no one can come and boss you around. That's worth a lot in many situations. It's about control of your investments, and it feels better when the control belongs to you than some corporation. Cf article earlier today about Microsoft disabling Windows Activation.

    And by the way, would people please stop shouting about killing free software. If people want to continue developing free software, they will. Software patents is the only thing I can think of that could present a severe blow to free software, but that would probably move a lot of development underground.

  44. Sounds familiar by dacarr · · Score: 1

    It sounds like he's saying that all Microsoft wants is peaceful coexistance.

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  45. Hi John! by psavo · · Score: 1

    Please, go fuck yourself senseless with you 'quality' windows drivers.

    I've nothing but endless stream of problems with microsoft/windows drivers. Since switching totally to Linux (circa 1999), there've been no problems _that couldn't be solved_. Yeah, that involves contacting various developers and describing you problems with detail. But that's just something that isn't possible with windows.

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  46. And why shouldn't they? by djsmiley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work"

    I mean, all i hear, over and over, is how linux is BETTER than windows.

    This last week i've been trying, over and over, to get ANY linux distro to boot upto a graphical user interface, so that my brother can use it without the worry of using the command line (which i think he could also use if he really tried). I've had no end of problems, first there was the problem of commands which stupid names, and commands which appeared the same.( xf86config is NOT xf86cfg )

    I tried many distros, livecds and netinstalls, all of which failed in a different (And sometimes amusing ) ways. However, this just goes to show that linux is FAR from what is needed for the adverge JOE user to switch.

    Plus its huge lack of support for games (i know its gathering but for joe, he just wants it to work) and such ideas as just plugging in some hardware and having it work.

    Im not a windows lover, i hate m$ as much as the next guy, but unless someone can provide something which at least has a gui (yeh cmd line might be great but its not what i want) which works OUT OF THE BOX (or at least with very little configuring) then m$ are going to continue to win.
    Oh, and i also use firefox.

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    1. Re:And why shouldn't they? by Kordmp · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...in the old days I use to have this problem alot..but these days X and everything else tend to just install properly. In the old days it was my fault...I didn't check to see what hardware was supported or I was trying to install on some oddball proprietary hardware from HP or something. Also these days most of the distributions I have dealt with do install with a gui and most of the time there is no real reason to go to the command prompt to do anything...although you do have to know how to use each different gui for each different OS. Biggest problem I see is people lump all Linux flavors together...Redhat != Debian != Suse != Lindows(or whatever there name is now) etc etc etc. Also I have recently reinstalled 3 of my windows machines and let me tell you although after install they functioned...I spent hours downloading driver after driver to get specific hardware to work right or to get the system to recognize them at all. (This was with XP and 2000).

    2. Re:And why shouldn't they? by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      What distributions did you actually try? You're a little slim on any real details.

      How many Windows users have to install their own OS? I assure you it's not many, because most probably couldn't do it. And if you were able to buy a Dell home machine with Linux, you wouldn't be running xf86config and the like. It'd be set up fine from the get-go.

      Anyhow, I can't think of any desktop distributions that require you to use xf86config. Gentoo and maybe Debian would force you, but those aren't designed to be out-of-the-box distributions.

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    3. Re:And why shouldn't they? by shikan_taza · · Score: 1
      but unless someone can provide something which at least has a gui
      All major distros come with GUIs (KDE or Gnome).
      which works OUT OF THE BOX (or at least with very little configuring)
      I have installed Mandrake 10.0 and Suse 9.1 within the last six months or so and didn't face any problems. Both these distros have a very user-friendly installation procedure (when compared to something like Debian, for example).
    4. Re:And why shouldn't they? by djsmiley · · Score: 1

      Im replying to my self, so that all my children see it (replies to me).

      I tried debian, suse, fedora, and slack (someone sent me an .iso from a lug im in).

      All failed, i now belive its due to a weird mb fault of some kind, and hopefully will delve into this later in time.

      Also please note im not trying to slag off linux in anyway, but make a point that its NOT ready. I wish i could use it problem free, but i can't atm.

      As for people having problems with odd hardware, nothign i have here is ODD, i do have a quite new gfx card, 6600 GT (BFG manufactured) but even this isn't cutting edge as to put it.

      I reinstalled my XP a few days ago, left it for an hour. 2 problem items, 1. AC 97 sound card (which im used to installing) 2. Wireless Belkin PCI card... Pretty damn new too.

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    5. Re:And why shouldn't they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dude,

      If you hate Microsoft so much, then why are you writing crap that sounds as if you work for them.

      You FUD is unhelpful and your computer must be a real POS if it can't boot a live Ubuntu CD.

    6. Re:And why shouldn't they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't bother with linux. When you have a working GUI you will notice that it's slower and uglier than windows. It also installs GiBytes of shit on your disk, it's no beter than Windows.

      Configuration is a nightmare, tons of files in directories with names you wouldn't think of. Stuff is scattered all over the place, documentation here, executable there, configuration in another odd place, libs, dependencies.

      The startup sequence is most horrible. Want to disable a service? Hmm should be in some rc file. Nope can't find. It's handled by some other weird service manager. Ofcourse you have to look up the man files to locate the config files. After you found the config file it's still somehow remains a mystery, duplicated files in different directories.

      Using the GUI? I don't think so. If I want a GUI to make a bad system useable I might just as well use Windows. Fix the goddamn file organisation and configuration and linux might have something over Windows.

      Yes, linux has some good things, but you can live without that.

    7. Re:And why shouldn't they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother with linux.

      Don't buy into the FUD.

      When you have a working GUI you will notice that it's slower and uglier than windows.

      Maybe for you. Mine is fast and looks great!

      It also installs GiBytes of shit on your disk, it's no beter than Windows.

      Except that when X crashes, it doesn't hose the system. Windows is known to do this (still).

      Configuration is a nightmare, tons of files in directories with names you wouldn't think of.

      Have you actually looked at the Windows registry?

      lol

      The startup sequence is most horrible.

      Whatever. Facts?

      Want to disable a service? Hmm should be in some rc file. Nope can't find.

      Maybe you can find it in your Window Manager's config panel. Unless you are using an ancient distro, in which case you should just shut the fuck up anyway.

      Using the GUI? I don't think so. If I want a GUI to make a bad system useable I might just as well use Windows.

      You might as well. You and all the other clueless assholes.

    8. Re:And why shouldn't they? by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and i also use firefox.

      Not without a GUI you don't.

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  47. spoiled by windows drivers!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work."

    he's obviously never tried to install half the sound cards made in the last 5 years under windows xp?

  48. Re:There is one small problem... by BacOs · · Score: 3, Informative

    John Dvorak didn't invent Ethernet - Bob Metcalfe did

  49. Re:Where'd the last story go? by TeeJayHoward · · Score: 1

    I agree. Wasn't slashdot all about NOT erasing user's comments or stories? TRUE freedom of speech and all that? I DO note that there is no way to remove or edit a comment I made...

  50. more linux drivers than Windows CE drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been trying for a few weeks tpo find a RTL8150 USB Ethernet driver for Windows CE.NET 4.2 on the StrongArm platform. There are thousands of posts concerning the linux rtl8150.o module, even a BSD rtl8150 driver is avaiable on multiple platforms.

    Finding a CE 4.2 rtl8150 driver for strongarm seems impossible.

  51. *Not* the death of Linux by gihan_ripper · · Score: 1

    I disagree. The proposed solution is really more akin to having another UNIX out on the market. To most users, Linux isn't just the kernel, but the group of free applications (mainly GNU apps) built on top, *and* a certain way of thinking about what software is and how one should use a computer.

    Linux drivers are becoming better every day. Most users should have no problems running a modern machine on a modern Linux. Thus, there is little motivation to switch to MS-Linux. On the other hand, existing Windows users would need a lot of persuation to switch from Windows to Linux, even if it is MS-Linux.

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  52. Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by cheesedog · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dvorak makes a couple of assumptions that immediately betray his lack of knowledge:

    1) Linux device drivers are a big problem

    and

    2) Putting Windows PnP in Linux would be an easy task

    I have a problem with #1 because, well, I haven't had a problem with device drivers for years. The first thing I do with a new computer (and I've gone through 5, from Dell and HP, in the last few years) is reformat, install Windows, and then install Linux. Guess which one is easier to install? Guess which one requires special driver disks and arcane "press-F8-at-the-right-time-during-the-install" crazieness to get things working? That's right: windows. With Linux, stick the CD in, click a few buttons, and done.

    The problem with #2 should be obvious to everyone: one of the main tasks of an OS is to manage devices. Look at the code in the kernel that does this. Sure, there's other important stuff (vfs, memory management, process management, etc), but if you count the lines, the heaviest piece of the OS is device driver management. Ripping this out and sticking in Redmonds garbage would be disastrous.

    Now, user-mode linux is a different beast. Even virtualizing the hardware could get things to work correctly under Dvorak's scheme without so much effort. But what he suggests is not only ludicrous, its outright silly, and really illustrates how out of touch he is with how technology works.

    1. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      To install Windows XP, say, requires inserting the disk, agreeing to the EULA (that may have involved the oh-so-difficult F8 key, I can't remember which key they chose to mean 'accept') and at some point setting the timezone and password.

      Last time I installed Linux (about a year ago) I had to spend hours scouring the web looking for this or that driver and hacking scripts to make sure the devices actually did the right thing. In fact, plenty of my hardware simply doesn't run under Linux. Hell, if I just plug a USB mouse into the Linux workstation I am forced to use at work it's completely ignored. Someone has to edit the XF86Config. I simply can't be bothered. After years of wasting hours of my life here and there hacking this and that config file to make Linux do what I want I've reached my limit and will do it no more. Well, I made one exception - I had to modify a few .*rc files to make the backspace key work correctly. It's astonishing that after over a decade of Linux development there are still mainstream distros for which the backspace key doesn't work out of the box. So don't give us all this BS about how easy it is to install Linux.

      With Windows I didn't have to worry about drivers for anything - 90% of drivers I've needed came with the OS, the rest come as easy to install driver disks. In the last 5 years I can recall only one piece of hardware that I haven't been able to get working with Windows (a Belkin print server).

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    2. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      I agree with you, re: point #1, although I have had problems getting my old scanner (SCSI) to work on Linux (SuSe). That aside, driver installation and support has dramatically improved with Linux, and will continue to do so.

      I also agree with point #2 - a big chunk of the kernal code is device management, and for MS to come galloping in, but the code, and glue in their own driver support seems... silly.

      Where I think Dvorak (as usual) misses the point at hand is (as usual) on the basic fundamentals of the technology. He crowed about the death of Apple for YEARS. But Apple's doing great. Why? Because there are millions of people out there who want a computer that Just Works and does so in a way that is elegant and inoffensive. So, Apple survived.

      Same goes for Linux. How? The FUNDAMENTALS: Linux :

      a: Is Free and Open.

      b: Requires less I.T. head count per workstation than Windows.

      Point (a) is the metaphysical reason for adopting Linux: it gives Linux an ethical basis for one's support, similar to Apple's aesthetic appeal. Point (b) is the hook that convinces - it reduces labour costs to a corporation.

      The dynamics of these basic points, combined with the simple fact that much of the software on Linux is Free (as in beer), makes Linux an even more attractive platform, regardless of the driver situation.

      Just do a thought experiment: irrationally limit Linux driver support to zero. But then, irrationally boost its benfits (say, it requires zero I.T. personnel to maintain). When you combine that with its inherent Open nature, the driver situation takes care of itself over time.

      From such logic, and what he said in TFA, I can only conclude that, as usual, John C Dvorak is speaking from his final voluntary sphincter. As usual.

      RS

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    3. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try installing on a computer with an onboard IDE controller that windows doesn't support. (Promise for one) Why does an OS on a bootable CDROM only allow device drivers to be loaded from floppies. I don't even own a working floppy drive anymore. I also don't use that motherboard anymore but that is for other reasons. I like my options for linux run/install from USB mass storage, CD-ROM, network, pretty much any bootable device and if you start the install from windows probably even off a firewire device (havn't tried it, don't care)

    4. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Try installing on a computer with an onboard IDE controller that windows doesn't support.
      For every 100 devices Linux doesn't support you'll find something Windows doesn't support. I know nothing about Promise IDE controllers. I find it curious they're not supported by Windows. But I'll tentatively believe what you say is for real. I just know that there are many more devices out there not supported by Linux including many standard off-the-shelf parts from CompUSA or Circuit City. (I don't blame Linux developers at all - the vendors refuse to write Linux drivers - but at the end of the day I have to purchase what works, not what would work in an ideal world.)

      ...only allow device drivers to be loaded from floppies
      Eh? The only thing I've used a floppy for in recent years is reinstalling DOS and Windows 95 so I can play some retro games. Are you a time traveler from 1985?
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    5. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      That isn't my experience. I had to pry the heatsink off the northbridge of one of my machines to get the model number off the chip which I could then google for to find the driver. Linux just installs and works.

      Of course if you stick with the OS installed on the machine you are fine, but that isn't always what you need. The machine in question had a nice "Designed for Windows 2000" sticker on it, yet the latest MSDN windows 2000 cd did not have drivers.

    6. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by cheesedog · · Score: 1
      What Linux distro put you through that in 2004? What you describe sounds more like Linux circa 1997. Seriously. USB mouse problems in XFree86? I have to admit that the first time I hooked up a USB mouse I didn't know if it would work, but you want to know how easy it was? -- 1) unplug ps2 mouse, 2) plug in usb mouse. No reconfigure. No restarting X. No nothing. This was in 2001.

      Backspace didn't work out of the box? What did you install, "Larry's Linux Distro Extraordinaire"?

      Sorry, I don't mean to trivialize your problems, but I am seriously shocked -- no redhat, SuSE, or Debian distro that I know of in the past 4 years would have any of the problems you describe.

      On the other hand, I have had to press magic F8 buttons in the past 2 years while installing NT, just to get a standard 3com NIC driver installed (and the Dell instructions warned that if I installed the video driver first, the NIC driver wouldn't install properly!).

      I'll admit though, that the last time I installed XP, it was fairly painless. And I do have to jump through a hoop or two to get my cheapo scanner working under Linux. But for the most part, it's stick in the CD, click on my locale and install class, and let 'er rip.

    7. Re:Has Dvorak ever run Linux? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Backspace didn't work out of the box? What did you install, "Larry's Linux Distro Extraordinaire"?
      At work we use an older RedHat (5 years old) and are evaluating a recent SUSE. (Can't remember the version numbers. In fact, I don't know how to find the distro version number, only the kernel version.) Backspace problems on both. USB mouse problems on both (note, the mouse was added after the video card was configured). Can't get sound working on either - though I'm sure one of my colleagues here would help me if I asked. This is a pretty standard Dell Precision machine. I think you're feigning surprise. I work with some pretty hard core hackers who've been doing systems programming for years. They are often able to fix my problems but they don't say things like "it's a complete surprise to me your backspace key doesn't work". In fact, they proceed to give long explanations for it talking about decades old legacy.

      I've been using Linux since before 1994. It's improved a lot - especially in the video card configuration dept (remember the days when you could ruin your monitor?). Meanwhile Windows (which started out much easier than Linux) has also become quite a lot easier and has caught up with Linux on reliability.

      I'd also like to add that I've become much lazier about these things. I'm not interested in spending more than a few seconds trying to fix these problems. I haven't had to spend longer than that on any Windows XP issue except for (1) apparent hardware failure and (2) the Belkin print server thing that I really ought to get a refund for.

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  53. You can't kill!! by megarich · · Score: 1
    You can't kill something that's free.

    And on that note, this is such a moot point anyways. MS should worry about eradicating the spyware problem it help start and putting out reliable, VALUED filled products (i.e not charging $1000+ for a stupid word processor/spreadsheet/database suite). So with all that discontent surrounding ms' head to even suggest it can kill linux without cleaning up its act first is just pure ludacrious

  54. RTFA - nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Okay, BFOTO (blinding flash of the obvious):
    If MS developed an "MS Linux" as described, it would be one of many distributions. Even if it became "the dominant" one (the only good use for which would be to use the Windows drivers for devices Linux lacks driver support for), then stops supporting drivers for their own flavor of Linux... ummm... hmmm... what would happen? Oh -
    Dvorak suggests that this somehow magically kills *all* of the different flavors of Linux. (Not *nix, he mentions only Linux).
    He also alludes to some heretofore unknown, undiscovered-but-for-M$-lawyers hole in the GPL that would somehow allow M$ to pry Linux from the hands of the community into its control.
    I RTFA'd twice, but John, you lost me on this. I can only guess you were looking for more hits to your column website from ./. I got suckered... Ad revenue whore, anyone...

  55. A pathway to switching by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of microsofts biggest assets is that fact that people are familiar with their UI and reluctant to change.

    If a user run MS-Linux and liked it, then they could make sure their next system had hardware that could run gpl-linux.

    And I really doubt microsoft would move down a pathway of familiarizing people with linux.

  56. lack of drivers? by MattW · · Score: 1

    I've been spoiled by SuSE. Back when I was going to schoool, we had to walk 5 miles through the snow, uphill both ways, with no shoes... er... I mean, we had to actually compile a new kernel to make almost anything work. Driver support? Hah! Better check for drivers BEFORE you buy.

    The only thing recently I've had linux not immediately recognize was a year ago when I bought SATA for the first time... and windows didn't have a driver for it either. (And the Dell truemobile card in my laptop; but given that there IS no linux driver and you can still get it working, that's not so bad)

    We're not far off at all from linux getting premium support as an OS from almost everyone. The good companies already recognize how much enthusiasts love their linux boxes.

  57. And the users would still need MS how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MSLinux would be no different than other Linuxes, except it came bundled with the drivers. So you buy it once, then layer RH, Debia, etc on top. Sure, you pay MS for the driver layer, but that will put it further out of the public mind, where it will die - how many of the general public even know what drivers are, anyway?

  58. Re:Where'd the last story go? by m50d · · Score: 1

    Are you sure it isn't? I clearly remember reading it a week or so ago. That was probably at OSnews or something though.

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  59. TROLL WARNING - DO NOT CLICK TFA!!! by ites · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's a troll!

    Seriously, Dvorak has turned into a troll! Like, I mean, WTF? "Windows will run Linux as its secret sex slave and cut off all its oxygen. SCO was the trial run for that..."

    Dvorak just made my permanent black list.

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  60. What about the opposite? by conteXXt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not run windows under linux (ala VMware)

    When it crashes hard, kill it's pid and move on.

    I hardly think it work well the other way around (as per FTA)

    Now as for drivers.

    I like ndiswrapper. Wish there were more like it. generic wrappers for windows drivers.

    then the manufacturers that are pressed for cash can still "support" linux and the larger manus can develop native drivers (or release specs).

    I know some will cry that given the choice, no one would bother with the native ones. Make the wrappers work well and it won't matter.

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  61. spoiled? by shdragon · · Score: 1

    ...have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support...

    It's not called being spoiled, it's called progress. Why don't we go back to the days of ISA while we're at it & having to remember every IRQ and minute detail about every piece of hardware? Linux driver support and the community's ability to demand drivers and actually get them has gotten exponentially better since I began using it in '96.

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    1. Re:spoiled? by British · · Score: 1

      Didn't RTFA but the spoiled comment made me raise an eye.

      What user, regardless of OS would buy any hardware that had zero driver support? Developers who want a challenge?

      BTW I'm gonna have to chuck my 5 year old Compaq laptop since I can't find Win2K drivers for the PCMICA port, sound, etc. I can't use the QuickRestor e CD since it was expecting a D backup partition there. Darn. But, I'm gonna give it a shot with Knoppix.

    2. Re:spoiled? by shdragon · · Score: 1

      OMG! I have an old Comapq laptop that got donated to me b/c the HDD needed to be replaced. Since replacing the drive, I've run into the same difficulties you're having. I really don't want to put 98 on there but there's a severe lack of w2k drivers for it. I've got Debian on there, but I'd like to put w2k on there as well. What model is yours? Mine's the Presario 1794 (I think, but I'm at work right now...so I may be mistaken).

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    3. Re:spoiled? by British · · Score: 1

      Mine's a presario 1200 xl106.

      http://www.rodsbooks.com/presario/

      That reminds me, I'm going to start burning that cd now.

  62. A little tale for you by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had a new hard disk a while back and I installed XP and Suse 9.2 on it.
    Windows XP took around 15 mins to install, with a couple of reboots. I then installed my nvidia drivers. Rebooted. I then installed my firewall. Rebooted. I then installed the drivers for the cisco aironet card. Rebooted. I then installed the drivers for my Delta-Audio 1010LT soundcard. Rebooted. I spent over an hour installing all the drivers I needed to make my system *functional*.
    Suse took ~20-25 mins to install with all the software I wanted. When I logged in, everything just worked...

    People say they use windows because it just works. Bull. It's just that people have been conditioned to accept that installing drivers is not part of the installation process.

    There may be more drivers available for windows, but I'll stick with the linux way of doing things and buy cautiously.

    1. Re:A little tale for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming you can buy cautiously. Some low-income person does their best to buy a cheap computer with a bevy of x-noname brand parts. What are the chances that an SuSE install will detect and utilize EVERY peice of hardware better than the pre-installed Windows XP?

      People use windows for lack of options. Your argument only makes countless assumptions.

      Futhermore over a standard distribution of many different peices of hardware, your chances of getting them to easily work FULL-featured in windows is high. Same cannot be said for linux. If the worst problem for you was a reboot, how does that compare to a kernel patch, recompile and configuring cryptic config files. That is if the driver even exists.

    2. Re:A little tale for you by h0mi · · Score: 1

      How did you manage to install XP in 15 minutes?

      I did an install and it took over an hour.

  63. effect of the GPL by DM9290 · · Score: 5, Informative

    the article said:
    "Well, except for the fact that Microsoft would be unable to produce such a product without allowing the other vendors access to the driver code as part of the open-source Linux license arrangement (GPL)."

    If the device drivers are not derived from any GPL code (and as they is currently proprietary, presumably they are not GPL derived), then Microsoft can make a version of Linux which uses the drivers. The modified linux is based on GPL code (i.e. the base linux kernal) and the modified linux is based on propietary code (device drivers).

    GPL does not require that copyright holder of the original software to agree to anything (in respect of the original software). Only the author of the derived software (in respect of the derived work) agrees to license the software under the GPL.

    This artical is simply FUD.

    Proprietary device drivers which work under linux today.

    Moreover: The majority of device drivers in MS Windows are not even owned by microsoft at all, but belong to the companies which manufacture the respective devices, and licensed to Microsoft.

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    1. Re:effect of the GPL by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      I meant to say:

      *There exist* proprietary device drivers which work under linux today.

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    2. Re:effect of the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you don't remember Sun's usage of linux drivers and the ensuing controversy.

      Basically, the GPL specifically makes an exception for linking against things distributed with the operating system (Read the license,"However, as a special exception, the source code distributed need not include anything that is normally distributed (in either source or binary form) with the major components (compiler, kernel, and so on) of the operating system on which the executable runs") to allow for linking with the system's C library.

      Additionally, a win32 driver layer would also fall under Linus' binary-module exception.

      So, no, MS wouldn't have to GPL the driver layer. They wouldn't do this for many other reasons (being hard to do, relinquishing a monopoly, truested computing, etc), but licensing isn't one of them. There are loopholes big enough to sail the titanic through.

    3. Re:effect of the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "kernel" not "kernal", you ignoramus.

    4. Re:effect of the GPL by slo_learner · · Score: 1

      Dovorak's comments are wrong for a different reason. He was attempting to establish a method whereby MS could leverage their effective monopoly on device drivers without giving away access to these drivers to other distributions.

      If they merely released a version of Linux that used Windows drivers, they would be forced to GPL the code used to access the drivers, and other distros could follow suit thus destroying their effective driver monopoly. If they distributed a proprietary closed source interface layer to access drivers, they would not have to share it.

      This argument ignores some obvious problems,like the fact that MS would be encouraging competition to Windows software that currently makes them money. Also, device drivers are written predominantly by hardware manufacturers. If they discovered that they were leaving money on the table by granting MS an effective monopoly on their code, they would surely write linux drivers themselves right? In fact this is already happening on a large scale.

    5. Re:effect of the GPL by Asprin · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Funny. I agree that he's wrong for a different version, but it's a different different reason.

      Let's face it, nobody looks at Windows and says to themselves "wow, great driver support." [Note: maybe they should, because Win95 single-handedly forced hardware manufacturers to stop making up their own rules and actually design their hw/drivers around standardized specifications, but I digress...]

      Plus, going forward, it's pretty clear that (until that NdisWrapper thingy makes it into the stock Linux kernel trunk -- if possible) hw vendors are going to have to start making a serious effort with *native* Linux support because - more and more - it's driving purchasing decisions, so I'm not real concerned about the future of driver support, just the legacy stuff.

      Nope, instead, I figured that if Microsoft was going to make have a go with Linux, they'd focus on the one area where Linux has needed a little standardization - the desktop environment. I figure if MS gets involved at all, it'll be with a Windows DE running on a stock or optimized Linux kernel. Linux would provide the engine, Windows would provide the cockpit instrumentation and in-flight entertainment. (Plus, they'd still get to sell optimized versions of MS Office and their business CRM and accounting software - don't forget how important *that* is to them.)

      Of course, that idea (which is now a couple of years old in my head) is probably outdated too, now, because the latest versions of Gnome and KDE are coming along *VERY* nicely, plus that whole Wine/Codeweavers Crossover*/XEN approach is probably going to the whole hardware and OS choice utterly irrelevant anyway as we just fire up emulators to do everything on thiry different native OSs in the future.

      It should be fun watching MS try to stay relevant, eh? EXPECT WEIRDNESS!

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    6. Re:effect of the GPL by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      ""So, no, MS wouldn't have to GPL the driver layer.""

      You misunderstood me. I was saying that MS need *not* GPL the drivers because the drivers are not derived from any GPL code.

      Only a modified version of linux (if MS made one, as the article suggested) would need to be GPLed.

      I was commenting on the idea proposed by the article, and making the point that the actual drivers themselves would not need to be GPLed.

      I did not claim MS would need to create any GPLed code. I only said that if the way MS went about creating this hypothetical version of linux, was to actually modify the linux kernal itself, then those modifications would need to be GPLed.

      "GPL specifically makes an exception for linking against things distributed with the operating system"

      This doesn't mean that you don't need to GPL license your program (if it derives from other GPL code in the Linux kernal). It only means that you don't need to redistribute the entire linux kernal just because you derive from part of it, because everyone that uses your program must already have the entire linux kernal you are excused from the requirement to redistribute the entire kernal. You would still need to distribute the remainder of the derived program in source code form, as well as license it to ALL THIRD PARTIES under the GPL.

      "Additionally, a win32 driver layer would also fall under Linus' binary-module exception."

      Linus's binary-module exception does not change the effect of the GPL. It only grants a small additional freedom to those who derive specifically from any code which Linus HIMSELF is the sole copyright holder of. He grants you additional permissions under specific circumstances. And by relying on those permissions you need not rely on the GPL. Many parts of Linux are copyrighted by many different people.

      With that said, it is possible to create binaries which derive from nothing other than Public Domain interfaces, and thus do not derive from any GPLed code. X11, Posix and ANSI C are public standards with public interfaces for example. You need not GPL a program simply because it derives from those API's.

      "They wouldn't do this for many other reasons (being hard to do, relinquishing a monopoly, truested computing, etc), but licensing isn't one of them."

      We both agree on that point.

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    7. Re:effect of the GPL by slo_learner · · Score: 1

      I think the good news is that if they attack at the kernel level, or app level, they are undercutting their own ability to lock users in.

  64. Drivers by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was getting my shots for international travel at a county health clinic yesterday. Every terminal in this clinic (as probably every other one in the state) were running flat screen Windows systems that had one application: some sort of terminal server that logged into the mainframe where every financial, medical, and information app was running in text-only mode. The likely reason for this purchase was that some company offered sexy-cool flat screen machines with a promise that they'd work to make the mainframe app work 100% in the same manner.

    My favorite two bookshops have web based terminals that allow a user to search for a book and not bug the employees. One is unable to get out of these screens and into Windows, but one can tell by the sound, cursors, and occasional reboots that they are really win machines running underneath.

    All of this reminds me of those days in the 1980's when everyone was putting Apple ][ based end user terminals in their shops, but the app or utility that was being served was pretty trivial. When the Apple clones came out (like Franklin and their ilk) the expensive Apple hardware started going away. (You could tell on those machines because there were ways to crash the system or "break" into basic and see whose hardware it was.

    My guess is that ultimately on web based terminals and other mainframe terminal services, that there's a huge market of machines that are being sold on price alone. As long as there are "some" varieties of cheap hardware that run with Linux, I can't see this ever becoming a lock-in... price is just too important for some people. To those markets, it's the lucrative OS that will fall out of fashion in favor of the cheap and functional alternative.

  65. Way to kill linux. by generic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is if Microsoft released their source code. Companies and people who use linux use it for more than cost, but customization. We use a highly customized linux where I work, we have a kernel development team that modifies and tweaks our distro
    to our specific needs. We can run Linux on a 500 mhz pentium with 512mb of ram, junk video card and an 18gig disk with no problems. No need for a video management solution to manage all 400 of our servers, no need for mice. Just SSH.

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    1. Re:Way to kill linux. by myukew · · Score: 1

      I can run Linux on a 100Mhz Pentium with 16mb ram and 100mb harddrive.
      Without customising the kernel. So what's the point?

  66. Perfect Match by cvdwl · · Score: 1
    Great, so we get the stability and flexibility of the Windows Kernel with the ease of use of Linux. My, won't that be nice!

    And, while it has been said many times already: Cygwin

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  67. SSsshhhhh!! by danormsby · · Score: 0

    If you have found don't flipping publish it on Slashdot to advertise it!

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  68. Replication for the fight by dauthur · · Score: 1

    Drivers shouldn't be the problem here. The real win comes from battling against Microsoft and stealing money from them, regardless of the effort needed to win the fight. Who needs drivers, anyways? If Microsoft is such a problem for everyone, we should just buy some C++ bibles and build ourselves our own OS. Mandrake shouldn't be too hard to replicate, right?

  69. Re:Where'd the last story go? by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 1

    Yup, my User Info page indicates appropriately enough that my comment to the missing story was 0, Redundant.

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  70. Brilliant Man. by Zaulden · · Score: 1

    Dvorak is a brilliant man with great insights into the world of computing. But seriously, does he HONESTLY think Micro$oft will release a distro of Linux? Fat chance. There's NO way to get around not releasing the source code. And would it even kill Linux as it stands now? Not a chance. You still have to pay Bill loads of bills to use any M$ product.

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  71. See: 'Knoppix' for a rational disagreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see how a rational person can disagree with this.

    Okay, allow me to disagree. Take a Knoppix CD and tell me what portion of hardware out there it doesn't correctly boot and find devices and peripherals on. Yes, I know there's a few. But they're rare. There's also a -lot- of machines out there that don't have their drivers on the Windows CD. And there's a hell of a lot more prompting, question asking, "Browse for..." clikcing, etc. in the Windows experience than in Knoppix.

  72. Umm.. Network/Ethernet drivers? by falzbro · · Score: 1

    So long as there are drivers for NICs and ATA/SCSI devices, I'm pretty sure Linux/*BSD/etc is sticking around.

    --falz

  73. Not *any* device by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Im a mac fan too, but if the device isnt blessed by Apple, it may not work well, or at all.

    If it is blessed, then it works like magic..

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    1. Re:Not *any* device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally speaking, if a device isn't "blessed" by Apple, it isn't a very good device anyway. There are exceptions, but Apple supports just about all good devices and hardware.

  74. Never gonna happen by bonch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This week-old story from OSNews is pointless. Microsoft would never do that, because it would acknowledge that an opponent was on the level of Windows.

    Look how Microsoft very rarely mentions Linux, and barely mentions OS X at all (if ever). Microsoft's voice is heard by so many pointy-haired bosses that to talk about someone or release a product based around them is to give free advertising. Granted, they make an Office for Mac, but you'd never know it if you weren't a Mac user.

    1. Re:Never gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look how Microsoft very rarely mentions Linux, and barely mentions OS X at all (if ever).

      Dude, that statement makes it painfully obvious that you're employed as some kind of low level tech monkey. If you actually read M$ literature, they quite clearly try to tout their strenghts against Solaris, Linux, and OS X. (The operative word being "try".)

    2. Re:Never gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      post a press release that mentions OS X or Linux. good luck "dude"

    3. Re:Never gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >post a press release that mentions OS X or Linux. good luck "dude"

      Gee, is it really worth the miniscule effort it would take for me to humiliate you? Oh, why not:

      http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/features/2002 /d ec02/12-17TCOstudy.asp
      http://www.microsoft.com/p resspass/features/2000/0 5-15apple.asp

    4. Re:Never gonna happen by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should go and get the facts about Microsoft's relationship with linux.

  75. Lack of drivers??? by keesh · · Score: 1

    Linux than any other operating system. So, uh, what's this guy's argument?

  76. Right... by Erwos · · Score: 1

    "Since plenty of commercial products "attach" to Linux and seem to be protected from the GPL, I have to assume that the scenario I describe is possible."

    And you know what assumption is the mother of, too.

    -Erwos

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  77. /. is behind by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    boy is /. behind, this article came out 02.22.05

  78. Re:Where'd the last story go? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They didn't remove the comment. It was just modded down. I think you can change your settings such that it will be viewed. Or just click X replies below your current threshold at the bottom of the page.

  79. scambled, as usual by motorsabbath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work."

    Funny how it only really works that way on Linux and OSX, in my experience. Dvorak's facts clash with reality, as usual...

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    1. Re:scambled, as usual by natrius · · Score: 1

      Funny how it only really works that way on Linux and OSX, in my experience.

      Uh, when did you start using Linux? When I first installed Mandrake three or four years ago, the sound didn't work and I couldn't connect to the internet. Later, I got to experience the joys of setting up a printer. Things only got easy on Linux within the past year or so with the advent of HAL and Project Utopia. A year ago, someone wanted me to print out a file for them off a USB memory stick. I plugged it in. Nothing happened. I tried to Google for how to use USB memory in Linux, but after about two minutes, she said "Never mind, I can get someone else to print it." That's right: Linux cost me thanks-for-printing-my-essay-for-me sex. Today I can plug in my USB drive and it will mount itself and open a window displaying its contents. If Dvorak's facts are wrong, they're only a few months wrong.

      The rest of the article is still bullshit.

    2. Re:scambled, as usual by motorsabbath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree about printing. Printing is a clusterf*ck in the Linux world. CUPS was supposed to fix that but just made it messier IMHO. In the last 2 years I've been repeatedly able to plug devices like cameras and usb dongles and controllers into my LInux box and my OSX box w/o any issues or having to download anything. With my sister's XP box, we always have to go download something or other to get it to work.

      It hasn't always been this way, certainly, but it's much better currently. At least Windows sucks consistently throughout the years :-)

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  80. Hah! by BrK · · Score: 1

    Dvorak must be buying crack by the bushel these days. He's off in left field waving his arms going "Look at me! Look at me!".

    I wish they would just retire that poor old fool before he embarrasses himself even more.

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  81. How Linux can kill Windows... by HaeMaker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Get a number of large Fortune 500 companies to commit to switching to Linux. Then hardware and software developers will say, "Hmmm... If I want to sell into these companies, I have to support Linux."

  82. win32 drivers running in linux by eyeareque · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows has always had the advantage of having more drivers than Linux.

    So I ask, why not create code that would allow you to use Windows drivers on Linux?

    1. Re:win32 drivers running in linux by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      So I ask, why not create code that would allow you to use Windows drivers on Linux?
      Like driverloader and ndiswrapper?
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  83. Profit from Opensource? by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    This guy is talking out of his arse IMO. He claims m$ would then profit off opensource. Yes, possibliy, but it would involve doing something that m$ has never done, OFFERING CUSTOMER SUPPORT.

    "The long-term implications of such a scenario, I believe, would be essentially to kill Linux. Microsoft's MS-Linux would quickly become the dominant Linux and the company would begin to profit from all the open-source development work that would go into Linux."

    Also, does he not realise that ANY new for linux is GOOD news, if people see this giant, Microsoft start using and producing linux, they will go "Great, even microsoft are using linux, it MUST be good". Then they will start looking at forums for answers, and the answers will be there:

    MS-Lin User : "Why does XXX not work with this nice opensource driver?"
    Nice Linux user : "Because mate, you have to pay for those ms-drivers, but these ones at linuxisFREEdummy.com cost nothing, but just back up your work and install redhat/mandrake/suse first"

    The nice new ms-users will flood the linux community, eventually all the ms-users will be using ext-2 and any normal linux user will tell them how to safely back up their work, and install a new o/s without any trouble.

    In the end, ms will end up with a share of the linux user base (and it will be much larger than before) so everyone will be happy. Except when ms then realise they are trying to make money, and try charging for something...

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  84. Driver support, eh? by tehshen · · Score: 1

    Driv3r only has a native Windows version, for one thing ;)

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  85. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read TFA. That's two minutes I'll never get back. Damn. What a bunch of crap.

  86. interesting idea.... by to_kallon · · Score: 1

    Linux running under Windows

    dear m$ customer,

    we here at m$ have been unable to actually produce anything in years. we've talked a lot about longhorn but let's face it, it's never going to happen. we have, however, noticed that a number of people are starting to use this "linux" thing. in response we have done our best to crush the rebellion. we failed.
    therefore we are releasing *new* MICROSOFT LINUX. we know it sounds funny and is technically an oxymoron, but we've been run by morons for so long it seems fitting.
    new in MSL you can use MOO (microsoft open office) which combines all the flexibility of regular oo with the closed format bullshit you've been putting up with from us for years. also we have created LIE (linux internet explorer) which gives you the ability to browse the web without losing the functionality of all those wonderful pop-ups.
    the icing on the cake is our new game suite which includes penguin hunter, in which you can stalk and subsequently shoot anything in black and white.
    we appreciate your patronage and will require you to activate your new m$ linux over the phone (a 5 hour process) for your protection and convenience.

    sincerely,
    M$

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  87. He has it wrong again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I run both Windows and Linux. True that there are some pieces of hardware that there aren't any Linux drivers for. However there are Linux drivers for some hardware that there are no Windows drivers for. For hardware that drivers exist for both, I found that the Linux drivers are superior to the Windows drivers in most cases. It is true that the drivers for both work most of the time. However the ones for Linux seem to always work and the ones for Windows sometimes fail. For me it was just last week when the driver for an adaptec SCSI U320 raid card burped. Drive was still fine under Linux, however. To fix it under windows I had to reinstall EVERYTHING! Then restore stuff I backed onto my Linux machine. Could be due to virus/trojan/whatever damage I suppose.

    I have also noticed that a fair amount of hardware I have purchased tell me to NOT plug it in before installing their software. If I plugged it in and the M$ drivers were installed it has the procedure on how to remove it and install the right drivers. Indeed, with windows you can't just "plug and play." Besides, if that were true then Apple would have claimed the market years ago.

    I wonder if M$ paid Dvorak for his column/opinion.

  88. Sure by X_Bones · · Score: 1

    So why does my TV card work in Linux but not in Windows?

  89. John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by airship · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I agree that Dvorak is a blowhard, he does have a point about Linux hardware support. I recently compared a dozen different install-from-CD distros, and only one supported my ASUS motherboard's on-board sound and video correctly. None had support for my Canon scanner, which I realize is Canon's fault. But don't tell me I need to buy a new scanner to be able to migrate to Linux. Your average Joe just wants to plug-n-play, and to me that's one of the two real advantages Windows has over Linux.
    The other? Software. There are still some tremendous voids in the software area. There is no equivalent to Visio (yes, I've tried Dia and it's cute, but it's not Visio), and the Gimp isn't Photoshop or even Paint Shop Pro. Linux needs more apps like Firefox, Thunderbird, and OpenOffice that can really bridge the gap, and can offer clear advantages over Windows applications.

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    1. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by jIyajbe · · Score: 0

      "...Linux needs more apps like Firefox, Thunderbird, and OpenOffice..."

      So write some.

      No, I can't, either. But I'm not complaining about the lack of software, either. Quite the reverse. If there is a better piece of software--on ANY platform--than LyX (www.lyx.com), I have yet to find it.

      (Except DOOM3, of course. But then, that runs on Linux.)

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    2. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That link you gave...
      I do not think it goes where you think it goes.

      (www.lyx.org)

    3. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by prockcore · · Score: 1

      None had support for my Canon scanner, which I realize is Canon's fault. But don't tell me I need to buy a new scanner to be able to migrate to Linux.

      Why not? Microsoft told me I need to buy a new scanner to migrate to 2000 and XP. XP and 2k don't support my Microtek Slimscan USB scanner. There are some user-made hacked together drivers that hang my system.. and that's about it.

      Works under linux, however.

    4. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by dook43 · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal evidence != fact. Perhaps Microtek doesn't support XP/2K?

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    5. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "average Joe" doesn't want to buy a new scanner, but neither will he care about Visio and Photoshop.

      My idea, force this Joe person to pay for his software and he will leave Microsoft in around 8 seconds. He could even pay his new scanner with the licens money saved.

      I hate Joe Average aka. Joe Sixpack, he's a stupid argument and I don't have to care about him. Most people don't need Windows and Microsoft Office, they will be just fine with Linux and OpenOffice. Most people who brings in Joe seems to forget that he doesn't know how to install Windows, so it's not a big problem that he can't install Linux.

    6. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well gee, that's funny, because those exact same type of "Doesn't work for me" comments about Linux hardware support are generally taken at face value as proof of poor Linux hardware support. Yet when someone mentions hardware that doesn't work under Windows it's suddenly "not evidence"? Funny how that works.

    7. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 1

      Using my name in vain eh?

      Your average Joe already puchased a windowing computer that does plug and play. The Mac Mini with OS X....

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    8. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      While I am sorry to hear that there is no SANE backend for your scanner, I had a couple of problems with your post. Hopefully, I can keep this constructive.

      1: Linux has a single scanner driver. It is called SANE. Under windows, they have TWAIN. If your scanner lacks a SANE backend, you can.... pay someone to write one.... Try to write one yourself.... or petition/write the manufacturer to do it. Usually, there are two manufacturers of a scanner. One of them makes the chipset used, and one to brand it. Write to both of them. lease don't take this as the typical "Why don't YOU" do it answer. I'm just saying.... at least send the email or donate $50 and loan the scanner to the sane team

      2: Linux is a kernel, and doesn't have many aps per say. However you can install APIs on top of linux, like GTK, QT, and WINE. The WINE api will let you run almost all of the applications that you mentioned. Most applications don't require any specific OS to run, they just need the underlying API. Exceptions would be apps that make kernel calls (cd burning, apps that use the RTC, etc...)

      So, I am sorry to hear about your scanner. but your apps should run fine.

      BBH

    9. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Gimp isn't Photoshop or even Paint Shop Pro.

      Thank god, I am not the only one that thinks this. :-)

    10. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by psmurf · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the parent. I had to throw an nvidia card in my pc just to install Suse because it wouldn't talk to my intel chipset integrated video (which is an *extremely* common chipset). A couple of other distributions had similar problems. If anything should work out of the box it should be video/network/usb/etc ... Drivers are still a very real problem under linux.

    11. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by runderwo · · Score: 1

      You have to understand that the Microsoft world is one where double standards are not only accepted, they are embraced. It's useless to even point this out to one of those types, because double standards are considered acceptable in their reasoning system.

    12. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      A new scanner costs what? And how much does a new Windows license cost.

      The thing most people would be wise to do is to find new hardware as stuff that scores high for linux compatibility - HP Printers for instance.

    13. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by linguae · · Score: 1
      The other? Software. There are still some tremendous voids in the software area. There is no equivalent to Visio (yes, I've tried Dia and it's cute, but it's not Visio), and the Gimp isn't Photoshop or even Paint Shop Pro. Linux needs more apps like Firefox, Thunderbird, and OpenOffice that can really bridge the gap, and can offer clear advantages over Windows applications.

      I agree with you. I have used Visio for my flowcharting assignments in my programming classes for about a few months. I use Visio at my school's computer lab. Visio, IMO, is probably the best program that Microsoft offers (other than Excel and Visual Studio .NET). Making flowcharts with Visio is a piece of cake. On the other hand, just a few days ago, I tried Dia. Dia is decent, but currently is doesn't hold a candle to Visio; Dia, to me, just doesn't work very well. It is just too bad that Visio is expensive (I can't afford it) and that there seems to be no real open source alternative (or even closed-source alternative; I wonder how OmniGraffle for OS X stacks up to Visio?).

      On the other hand, I tried programs such as Firefox and Gnumeric. They are exactly the type of good applications that you are talking about. They not only do their job, but they do their job exceptionally well. Firefox is just about the best browser currently available, and Gnumeric can compete with Excel in many places; some even say that Gnumeric's statistical abilities are superior to Excel's.

      If only I were an advanced C/C++ programmer and not just a beginner....

    14. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by jascat · · Score: 1
      Hardware support is something tied to the Linux kernel. If one distro supported it, it was because the kernel packaged with that distro supported it. Nothing says you can't go, get the kernel sources and build yourself a kernel that does support your hardware after you install any other distro.

      Like so many other people have said, Microsoft has nothing to do with the number of drivers available for Windows. That has everything to do with marketshare of the Windows operating system and the commercial gain for creating drivers for that operating system. If there were more Linux users, there would be more Linux drivers. ATI devotes roughly 3% of it's efforts to Linux drivers because roughly 3% of their customers want them. That is smart business, plain and simple. They are out to make money, afterall.

    15. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by h0mi · · Score: 1

      Your average Joe just wants to plug-n-play, and to me that's one of the two real advantages Windows has over Linux.


      Not anymore. Not since 98.

      Since Windows ME/XP/2000 have all come out this has gone out the window.

      Which asus board are you referring to? For mine, to get sound to work I had to download drivers from the net (oops- the on board nics didn't work either ... where's that Asus CD?) to get Windows 2000 or XP to work with it. Same with 98 actually. So what's the difference between running linux with an Asus A7N8X deluxe MB and XP? For XP I need another CD with 2+ year old drivers. Linux worked with sound when I used Gnoppix. Gnoppix 2.6 (I think) worked with the 3com nic and the previous version of Gnoppix worked with the Nvidia Nic.
    16. Re:John Dvorak: Threat or Menace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For UML diagrams there should be plenty of programs - ArgoUML or Poseidon Community Edition or something else based on Java. Right, these are sluggish performers, but at least they support XMI-XML.

  90. Yes, Dvorak by Fizzl · · Score: 1

    Why do they continue posting these bullshit articles by J. Retard Dvorak?

    I read only the header (yes, I didn't even read the summary) before posting this.

    Dvorak on [Insert sensational headline], is enough to trigger my flamethrower.

  91. Linux Kernel Derived Work by luciofm · · Score: 0

    Well, I don't know if Microsoft (or anyone) could write a Driver interface for Linux, without being considerd a Linux Kernel derived work, since this will probably need some EXPORT_SYMBOL_GPL functions, and if not, the kernel developers will just export some needed symbols as GPL only.

  92. Have you? by Porkchops · · Score: 1

    I never really thought of Windows spoiling me

  93. This is crazy by Nekozen · · Score: 1

    That's about the craziest idea I've ever heard.

    Like, microsoft will switch to linux,

    That would definatly hurt them, Microsoft would not be able to keep a monopoly on "PnP" device drivers for long, because if everyone switched to linux tommorow, native linux drivers are bound to show up.

    Furthermore, the idea that the Open Source community would abandon Linux, is nuts.
    I'm sure work would continue on Linux, to make a non-propriatary device driver system to match microsofts.

    Microsoft switching to linux, what's next Global Warming?? Or water on Mars??

  94. Microsoft UNIX by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but doesn't MS own a version of UNIX? If licenseing Linux is an issue, I'm sure MS can just rewrite their *NIX to use the driver layer and market that.

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  95. What's the point anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?? Dvorak is a jackoff, and has been for some time. I used to enjoy some of his writing but this is getting totally ridiculous. What's the point of running Linux anything under Windows? It's like talking a Yugo and throwing some BMW dashboard parts into it. Sure, the parts make it look like a BMW (if you close one eye and focus on the dash only) but when the Yugo crashes... it takes everything with it. Wow

  96. This is so insanely retarded. by afstanton · · Score: 1

    He thinks MS can kill Linux by releasing a MS-Linux. Who in their right mind would use that? No Linux geek will ever want that, and no non-Linux geek would see it as useful. Even if it did happen, and somehow did become the dominant Linux, and MS did stop work on it, the entire open source community would resurrect Linux from the ashes. Sure, I can see MS doing an embrace-and-extend like they always do, and injecting incompatible code into their base and not releasing the source, and then claiming that other forms of Linux are incompatible with their standards, but it's becoming increasingly obvious to everyone that MS is the one who is incompatible with the rest of the world, not the other way around.

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  97. Dear Slashdot... by sentenzux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a hard decision to take, but i have to leave you.

    I've shared many good moments with you, but lets face reality: you've changed. Dupes 3 times a week, recurring stories, you're not really fun anymore.

    And today i've discovered you're cheating. You have erased comments, and by doing so, you've broken the love i had for you...

    Mod this as you want, that's your right... I bet on Troll. But those that know /. for sometimes know that you're not anymore the one you once was...

    Bye /.

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  98. Tell us, o mighty tech oracle... by catdevnull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, this is the guy who has pronounced Apple as dead more than once. What value is the opinion of a pin-headed pundit? Wow. I was like, a poet there.

    Anyway, MS-Linux? W(hy)TF would I use that? The reason people use Linux is usually to get away from Windows and it's diseases. Why would I run Linux as a subjugated app under an inferior kernel design on a server? To enhance security? Ha!

    Dvorak says "MS Linux would quickly become the dominant linux distribution." He pulled that right out of his arse. Does he think that many people would actually buy Linux from Microsoft when it's available for FREE elsewhere?

    John C. Dvorak--I think you over estimate MS's position to dominate a market that's based on not being Microsoft.

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
    1. Re:Tell us, o mighty tech oracle... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And I think you underestimate the ability of Microsoft to turn an MS Windows into a formidable product. The problem is, for Microsoft, it is pointless.

      The true value in Windows is the WIN32API. By providing a Windows personality for Linux, they would have to increase their support costs exponentially to support dozens of kernel versions and patches, versus a tightly coupled kernel. There's no value in that for Microsoft. Their device support is NOT what has led Microsoft to domination. It's OEM preloading and the application support.

      No, I'm afraid Dvorak is blowing smoke. Microsoft will NOT release a version of Linux. Ever.

    2. Re:Tell us, o mighty tech oracle... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      True enough, perhaps that's why MS is targeting WINE users. It's simply a rabbit hole they won't go down.

      I don't underestimate MS's ability to build anything formidable--but they usually swallow up a technology, modify enough to call it "theirs" and sell it. They simply can't do that with Linux because they can't control it. MS Linux would be yet another tiny distro.

      --

      I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  99. Suicidal cannibal development by gelfling · · Score: 2, Informative

    So what Redmond has to do is invest billions of stockholder dollars to develop a product they know they will kill once it kills everyone else and most of their own customer base is stranded in a no man's land of neither Windows mor Linux.

    I haven't heard logic like that since Metallica sued their own fans.

    MS is a closed company making closed products. The only way they can 'kill' Linux is to:

    1) Be safer, faster more stable
    2) Cheaper
    3) Easier to manage

    They already lost on 1 & 2 but they are winning on 3.

    To be fair though there are whole categories of drivers that Linux does not do a great job with. Like Wacom tablets. The official Linux driver is source code you get from sourceforge and build it yourself. Lots of sound cards don't work, etc..

  100. That would last.... by gnuguru · · Score: 1

    for exactly one version of mslinux.

  101. yeah right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who in the world would take John C. Dvorak serious anymore? Just look at all the other bullshit he said and nothing if it turned out true.

    I want to see Microsoft trying to port or reimplement the Linux kernel... that would keep them busy for the next 15-20 years...

    However, I can already imagine the results:

    Please insert Disk 1 in DRIVE A:
    Disk 1 not found

    LINUX.DLL not found

    memory boundary violation

    FATAL ERROR #65535

  102. cygwin by scovetta · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, it sounds more like cygwin. Run your linux apps on Windows. That didn't kill Linux either.

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    Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
    1. Re:cygwin by gnarlin · · Score: 1

      What about CoLinux (I'm to lazy to dig up the url. It's on distrowatch)?

      --
      A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
    2. Re:cygwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.colinux.org

      And it's already been posted, btw.

    3. Re:cygwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it sounds more like cygwin. Run your linux apps on Windows.

      Cygwin doesn't run Linux apps on windows. It provides a more complete and better-integrated POSIX layer than Microsoft's, and a GNU command-line environment running on it. They advertise it as Linux-like because Linux is trendy, but most of the actual applications people associate with Linux, like Konqueror, Evolution, and the like, are either barely supported or not at all. And programs need to be ported and recompiled, unlike a true Linux compatibility layer, which (like Wine) would presumably be able to handle ELF binaries.

      Don't get me wrong, I love Cygwin, I just don't think it has much to do with Linux. Heck, it doesn't even use the same C library...

  103. Mmm... 3 day old OSNews story. by solios · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So here's my 3 day old OSN comment:

    Dvorak is right about as often as it rains lava in New York.

    Somebody who's been predicting the death of the Macintosh since TCP/IP stacks were still third-party user-installed add-ons thinks he knows where computing is going? The only thing separating him from a blathering retard in a homeless shelter is that whoever's paying him is even less cluefull than he is. :D

    1. Re:Mmm... 3 day old OSNews story. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Tired of your news stories going bad? With cingular roll-over news, you get to keep the news you didnt use the first time, so you wont feel uninformed on months when you read more!

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      -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  104. He's half right. by KhaZ · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft actually produced an MS-Linux... nobody would buy any other Linux on the market.

    I personally have never bought a copy of linux.. I'd actually be surprised to see how many people have (I suppose for support reasons, mayhap).. Or *would* if the magical fantasy land he predicts actually became true.

    If things became "so easy" under MS-Linux, you bet your pasty-ass the open source community would be all over it like sweat on Steve Ballmer.

    Anyways, I mod Mr. Dvorak -15, Troll,Idiot,FUD-Artist.

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  105. The Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrapper to run Wireless cards on linux using windows drivers-

    http://ndiswrapper.sourceforge.net/

    1. Re:The Link by Q+Who · · Score: 1

      ROFL :))

  106. Hey Zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you delete it, or did one of the other editors?

    Oh wait, you probably don't read comments since you obviously don't read stories.

  107. Dvorak: by jafac · · Score: 0, Redundant

    . . . a man whose entire carreer is based off of being "the guy who misses the point".

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  108. Spoiled? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    We're not spoiled with the Windows drivers, but rather with the installation method.

    The only thing that gets spoiled from Windows drivers is the OS itself. (You might start noticing blue mold on your monitor every now and then.)

    --
    If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
  109. Troller today and troller 10 years ago by elfarto · · Score: 1
    This guy is a complete pain in the ass, he thinks of himself as he is the master-of-all-wisdoms-in-the-pc-biz, i remember almost puking 10 years ago while reading his columns in PC Magazine back in '94. He's a petulant and a badass, i highly bet he badly needs some viagra or cialis (HEY VIAGRA SPAMMERS!! SEND HIM SOME MAIL!!). All around the article you can see that the guy doesn't has the slightiest idea of what linux is or how it works.
    If Microsoft actually produced an MS-Linux that was the standard Linux attached to the driver layer of Windows, giving users full Plug and Play (PnP) support of all their peripherals
    I'm no linux kernel h4x0r but i suspect that'd require a mayor kernel rewrite with considerable R&D investment. INVESTMENT THAT M$ WOULD BETTER SPEND IMPROVING THE KLUDGE THAT WINDOZE IS. Enough Said, Don't click that link put that guy out of the foodchain ( or at least make him go down some stairs so someone can feed on him) !
  110. no ... cygwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is cygwin, which might not be as good as vmware, but it's free and fast.

    A few weeks ago, I went linux-free on my home computer for the first time in six years. I'm currently using WinXP, and Cygwin to get my command line fix. (I see this as a temporary arrangement; once I can afford a powerbook I will begin a switch to Mac OS X.)

    Why? Many reasons, but the device problem is a huge motivator. I got an iPod for christmas, and got tired of rebooting into Windows whenever I wanted to play with it. I also got a wireless router, and had problems with the linux WLAN setup. Now I have the best of both worlds, and I don't really care to go back.

    I grant you that there are probably work-arounds to do what I was missing, but I've finally decided that my time and frustration are not worth the return I was getting from linux. I don't want to search around on message boards for a solution and download some crappy, broken v0.0.1 device driver from a site in Hungary. I just want to plug it in and go, is that so wrong?

    1. Re:no ... cygwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong: No. Boring: Yes.

    2. Re:no ... cygwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you bought hardware knowing it wouldn't work, or without first checking if it would work. Somehow, this is Linux's fault. Uh huh..

      Hey, if I buy a triple-head Matrox P750 and plug it into a Mac will it work under MacOS X? What do you mean "no"? Well MacOS X must suck!

    3. Re:no ... cygwin by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Why? Many reasons, but the device problem is a huge motivator. I got an iPod for christmas, and got tired of rebooting into Windows whenever I wanted to play with it. I also got a wireless router, and had problems with the linux WLAN setup. Now I have the best of both worlds, and I don't really care to go back."

      Hmm...you needed to look a little bit...quick googling quickly brings up applications you can use in Linux to work the iPod.

      Wireless router with Linux? Not that much different than setting up a wired connection...just a different tool or two, iwconfig instead of ifconfig (on Gentoo at least)...works just fine. Sure it takes a 'little'effort at times, but, not that much...

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  111. Does he even understand why people use Linux? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux supports new hardware like wireless routers, lots of multimedia devices, etc, and he thinks MS making a Linux distro with a proprietary driver layer for a bit better compatibility will "kill Linux"? He can't have understood much of why so many people use Linux and not Windows. Why they even struggle to get stuff that don't work as easily on Linux, but still don't say "bah" and switch to Windows.

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  112. Dvorak's end-of-year predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone happen to notice that Dvorak didn't do any end-of-year predections this year? I wonder why...

    I wish I could find the ones he did last year - especially the one that said "I'm glad to see we've decided Linux isn't a desktop operating system."

  113. nothing but silliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak Summary: Windows can kill Linux by promoting and distributing a superior OS, Linux.

    Windows business model is to beat competitors using its superior market share and by piling on features and "compatibility."

    Forking off a significant chunk of operating capital to make a PnP distro of Linux and then promoting would be nothing but silliness for MS.

    Such a distro would kill MS' efforts to own the business and infrastructure server market (using its Windows OS) and would seriously cut into its Windows profits.

    It would also force MS to support yet another OS. MS is working hard to kill support for its legacy systems.

    New summary: By seriously undercutting its own OS (not to mention its highly successful business plan), Windows could kill Linux. Egad!

  114. Hmmm by hairykrishna · · Score: 1
    Do you think we could save some time reading this crap? I mean, if we just told dvorak to post a message on the front page every so often that said:

    "Hey guys I'm feeling poor again- why not come over to my site and click on a few ads? No need to read anything."

    Think of the man hours saved!

    --
    "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
  115. Re:Where'd the last story go? by sentenzux · · Score: 1

    No even with threshold to -1, i can't find the original comment anymore! Could you? Title was "Where'd the last story go?".

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    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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  116. Re:Where'd the last story go? by Dav3K · · Score: 1

    ...wait for it...

  117. Problems with Dvorak's Article: by popo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first step in Dvorak's strategy is for Microsoft to build a separate 'commercial driver-layer' for Linux. His prediction: if Microsoft builds this 'essential' layer, a large portion of Linux revenues will go towards Microsoft and developers will therefore lose interest.

    Let's put aside for a moment the fact that a major focus on Linux development would be disastrous for Microsoft (It would essentially encourage a mass migration from Windows servers), Dvorak makes some ridiculous blind leaps in assuming that an MS driver layer would [a] Become dominant (based upon what? Microsoft's proven ability to write superior code?) and [b] even if MS succeeded, that their success would cause the entire Linux world to pack up and go elsewhere.

    Is Dvorak's supposition that all Linux development is driven merely by the desire to "not" give Microsoft any more cash? Funny, I thought it was to build a stable, faster, and open-sourced OS.

    Developing yet another commercial add-on, hardly negates Linux's core mission and value. It would however negate the mission and core value of Windows Servers.

    I say go for it Microsoft. Let's see who wins.

    --
    ------ The best brain training is now totally free : )
  118. Once the old guard leaves.... by katorga · · Score: 1

    Once Gates and the old monopolist guard at MS leaves, MS will either kill linux or embrace and extend it. Currently, with their focus on bundling, tie-ins, and other tools to force users to buy MS, they are missing the opportunity to make people WANT to buy microsoft.

    A new generation of management would be about to embrace open source and find the best mix of proprietary, OSS, and services to leverage MS's market share with an "I want that" product line to decimate the competition.

    Take Apple, arguably one of the most proprietary and closed companies around. They have mastered the art of leveraging OSS (and the sweat of others), blending it with non-standard proprietary software, and bundling it with "I want that" proprietary hardware. Combine that ability with MS's current market share and nothing could beat it.

    There is absolutely nothing preventing MS from pulling out the NT kernel and replacing it with a linux or mach kernel and topping it with a Longhorn or OSX Tiger type of proprietary presentation layer.

    1. Re:Once the old guard leaves.... by The+One+KEA · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is.

      It's called the GPL, and while IANAL I do know that if MS were to create a new Linux distro with substantial modifications to any GPL-licensed software incorporated into it, MS would be forced to return those modifications to the original authors. ICBWT.

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  119. Why would you say that? by ABaumann · · Score: 1

    That's like the government saying, "If I were terrorists, I'd destroy the US by attacking the water supply."

    Oh, wait... they did say that.

  120. Cross-platform device drivers by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    A big player needs to create a serious well-supported development system that allows writing drivers on both multiple platforms. Device drivers are a pain. An SDK that allows a developer to create a driver that runs on Linux, Windows, and Mac, would be well received.

  121. Nonsensical by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

    The relative dearth of drivers has been an issue ever since Linux existed. It hasn't killed Linux yet, why would it kill Linux now? Especially considering that it's becoming less of an issue as time passes - Linux is catching up on the driver front (relative to five years ago or whatever).

    Of course, this doesn't mean that it's not an important issue, and it doesn't even mean that it won't cause some cap on Linux' marketshare at some point in the future. But kill Linux? Uh, no.

  122. Are you kidding? by dmitriy · · Score: 1

    Windows driver support?! Who is kidding here?
    I have a four year old Windows 98 box, had to reinstall drivers last week -- audio (ALi) still does not work, even with freshly downloaded driver. FYI Knoppix no problem whatsoever.

  123. Re:Where'd the last story go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It didn't disappear. You replied to it yourself. Moron.

    And no, not funny. Not even a little.

  124. Stop promoting this douche! by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed. People need to stop promoting this douche bag.
    He intentionally writes dumb columns in order to (negatively) attract readers.

    --
    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
    1. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by JavaLord · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Agreed. People need to stop promoting this douche bag. He intentionally writes dumb columns in order to (negatively) attract readers.

      Gee, what a suprise that opinion is coming from a guy called "Aqua OS X".

      Just because Dvorak doesn't constantly praise Apple and Linux and will call them on their weaknesses as much as he calls out microsoft doesn't make him a douchebag, it makes him realistic and balanced unlike many other tech writers who are just zealots.

    2. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Um, no. The guy is a douche bag, regardless of what OS you like.

      --
      Thinkin' Lincoln - a web comic of presidential proportions
    3. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, the above article is idiotic. It isn't a Linux killer at all. Man oh man, with a fast enough processor (it's not very pleasant otherwise), you can use Bochs to run Linux under Windows.

      This is just so much pen-vomit.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    4. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. The guy is a douche bag, regardless of what OS you like.

      Great post +5 insightful. a++++++++++++++ Thank you for adding to this wonderful community of lemmings!

    5. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      I thought he was more of a turd sandwich...

    6. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does that mean he's attracting positive readers?

    7. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He intentionally writes dumb columns in order to (negatively) attract readers.

      And this approach does not apply to slashdot???

    8. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by Sean+the+Impaler · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for obligatory South Park reference...

      --
      Sig? No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
    9. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me. I voted for the Turd Sandwich.

    10. Re:Stop promoting this douche! by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      Nah dude. He write some fairly ridiculous op ed garbage.

      If you annoy them... they will read.

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      "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  125. LOLLERSKATES by solios · · Score: 1

    You'd think, wouldn't you? All it needs is a couple of COLUMBINE IS THE NEW POLICE STATE OH NOEZ HELLMOUTH references.

    Aside from that, the fucktardishness is spot-on.

    Katz is the only /. author I've filtered out of my existance- too bad I can't block by keyword, as I'd flush Dvorak and a few other things off of my front page.

  126. Dvorak by jedigeek · · Score: 1

    I thought that was a keyboard!

  127. Dupe by sentenzux · · Score: 1

    Zonk: Fuck... Published a dupe once again...
    CmdrTaco: Not a problem, take a good article from Dvorak...
    Zonk: That will do it!
    CmdrTaco: At least for your pay-check.

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    1. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! You said that you were leaving. Get the hell out of here!

    2. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I thought you quit. What are you doing still posting?

      It's a hard decision to take, but i have to leave you.

      I've shared many good moments with you, but lets face reality: you've changed. Dupes 3 times a week, recurring stories, you're not really fun anymore.

      And today i've discovered you're cheating. You have erased comments, and by doing so, you've broken the love i had for you...

      Mod this as you want, that's your right... I bet on Troll. But those that know /. for sometimes know that you're not anymore the one you once was...

      Bye /.

  128. That's Too Much Work! by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What Dvorak describes is too much work. Microsoft doesn't need to kill Linux to maintain dominance at all. In short all they really have to do is create their own Linux distribution, just like anyone else can, and then port Office to it. All of this can be done without violating the GPL or open sourcing Office. Office is the real source of MS power after all, people need Windows to run Office.

    Even if the MS Linux distribution were no better than any other, people would still buy it and/or support contracts preferentially over any other. Most people always play it safe. MS could still support Windows if they wanted to, or they could gradually phase it out. If they play nice, they could cut their development costs by leveraging the vast open source development community. So far, IBM has been able to embrace Linux and open source without killing their business, I think Microsoft can do the same. Developers didn't abandon Linux when IBM and Novell joined the party and I doubt they will if Microsoft joined in too. Indeed, a lot of Windows developers would be pulled along too. The question is whether Microsoft is brave enough to let go of the Windows security blanket.

  129. Re:Where'd the last story go? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

    Click parent. I imagine this may get modded offtopic, too...but I wanted to answer your question. I found the comment.

  130. You mean like Winik2 (*nix for Windows)? by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    http://winik.sourceforge.net/

    It's a Cygwin version intended for (more) ease of use and wider distribution / use.

    William

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  131. FUD by Tom · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. Device driver support is quite good and getting better. In fact, more devices work out-of-the-book now in Linux than in windos, and I don't have to bother with installing device drivers or any such nonsense.

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  132. Might be a bit redundant but... by lakerdonald · · Score: 0

    ...as a linux zealot, I must comment on this. How can Microsoft be a threat to Linux? If anything Linux is a threat to Microsoft, which I still think is not completely valid. I don't think either Microsoft or Open Source will come out on top, I think that it will be a split market. Microsoft is a company which offers a myriad of products and services, the quality of which is not under scrutiny here. Linux simply describes a common element in many Open Source products, which is the kernel. Linux is not a product itself, but a component. If you look at the two products side by side from this perspective, it's like comparing apples and oranges.

  133. A better way to kill linux. by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about requiring everyone who installs linux to call in and answer a bunch of stupid questions before they can use it?

    1. Re:A better way to kill linux. by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Funny
      What about requiring everyone who installs linux to call in and answer a bunch of stupid questions before they can use it?

      Nahh. When people install linux, they post their stupid questions on usenet and slashdot.

      --
      There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
    2. Re:A better way to kill linux. by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      Who do I call?

    3. Re:A better way to kill linux. by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Well, with some Linux distros, you still have to answer a bunch of stupid questions before you can use it...

      Just not with a phone.

      I remember it being called 'The Debian APTitude test'. (Back before apt-rpm or yum).

      Sadly, it's been so long since I've installed Debian from scratch (haven't had to; just too reliable/stable...) that I can't comment on if a Debian install requires fewer questions than it used to...

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      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
  134. Sssshhh! by Raypeso · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot Dorvak! Know M$oft knows how to kill Linux. I guess I will have to plan a funeral for my Slackware.

  135. Ridiculously wrong by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
    Terrible article.

    - This would only give Linux MORE support, not less.

    - Sounds a bit like VMWare? Yep... move along.

    - Do you really think Linux's momentum is going to STOP? Not with the support it's getting globally (think non-US) and by IBM.

    Foreign firms and educational institutions are sick of dealing with MS's bullcrap. Linux and OS X are slowly chipping away. Microsoft is a marketing company (and a damned good one) moreso than a technical company. The rest of the world wants a product that works, not buzzwords. It's a slow process but it will happen, and no lack of driver support on bleeding edge hardware is going to stop it.

    Besides, other companies will follow NVidia's lead.

    (/me wonders if he will someday look back at this post and absolutely laugh at himself... hopefully not)

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    Berto
  136. keyboard inventer by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I've always HATED the dvorak keyboard. It seem obvious to me now WHY it's so stupid. Anybody as goofy as this guy has NO buisness trying to invent something everybody should use.... :)

  137. Not a chance in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Microsoft kill Linux? Not a chance and here's my version of why.

    The Windows OS costs money.
    Most Linux distros are free. Free to download, free to install and keep, free to change to suit your needs, free from activation/registration, freely available source code. I have been using Linux distros for years and my only expenses have been for CD-R's.

    Microsoft office costs money and is not included in the Windows XP operating system.
    OpenOffice.org is free... KOffice is free, and both of those office suites are included in the Linux distros I use (Mandrakelinux and Fedora Core 3).

    Want to write your own software in Windows? It'll cost you lots of money to buy the software solutions to allow you to do this because those solutions are not included in the Windows operatin system.
    Writing software in Linux can be done by launching the software design and creation tools that are freely included in most Linux distros.

    Windows XP crashes.
    I've never had an app crash on any of my boxes, but I have heard that there are times when Linux software crashes, but rarely does an app crash take the entire operating system down with it.

    I can install my Linux distros on millions of machines and give away millions of copies of the operating system to anyone I choose and this is all perfectly legal.
    This is not legally possible with Windows operating systems.

    The only software solution I install, after the initial Linux OS, is Password Manager. This is because my favorite Linux distros come bundled with so many tools that it usually isn't necessary for me to install anything else.
    I find this impossible with Windows XP. You end up being forced to install more software and that means paying more money.

    Face it, Linux is here to stay and, from what I have seen in the past few years, Microsoft is slowly on its way out - some people are just too blinded or brainwashed to accept this fact. People are getting fed up with Microsoft, their practices and restrictions.
    At least, 42 people that I know of, since that is how many people I have helped to switch from Windows to Linux in the past 11 months. And more than half of these folks have gone on to help others make the switch.

  138. drivers shmivers by kevinx · · Score: 1

    Drivers are so 90's. Every linux install I've done recently hasn't had any driver support problem. And if it did, there was a quick solution that someone in the community had solved. In my opinion, the biggest thing windows has is the games. The pc gaming market is huge. Whether or not I can get my graphics card working on linux makes no difference if there arn't many good games to play. Gaming is the only reason I keep my windows machine. If microsoft wants to keep a hold, they need to make sure the directX library continues to entice developers. When we see a linux gaming section at the local EB, we know that windows has started falling down the slippery slope.

  139. Jesus, What a MORON! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have read J.D. for 20 years. I have enjoyed him for his "devil's advocate" stance. But, man! What an IDIOT!

    He doesn't know the first thing about what he's saying!

    Linux as a task under Windows exists!

    Linux as a task under Linux exists.

    In either instance, the "guest" OS doesn't get a "magic ride" on the hosts's drivers.

    He takes an out-of-context comment, and combines it with half-knowlege of the subject and a dollop of wishful thinking.

    Whoops! I think I just defined "Visionary"!

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    1. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He doesn't know the first thing about what he's saying!

      # Linux as a task under Windows exists!

      # Linux as a task under Linux exists.

      # In either instance, the "guest" OS doesn't get a "magic ride" on the hosts's drivers.


      I suspect you didn't actually READ beyond the first paragraph of the article (either that, or you just didn't understand it) nor did any of the people that modded you up.

      His comment about running Linux as a task was not his topic, it was simply pointing out an existing project. What he IS talking about is replacing the Linux driver interface with a Windows compatible driver interface that basically allows Linux to use MS drivers. I can't really comment on the feasibility of this, but this is a far cry from running Linux as a task.

    2. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by PickyH3D · · Score: 2, Informative
      He's not talking about Linux running under Windows. He is talking about a stand-alone version of Linux released by Microsoft that can be packaged with a proprietary driver management program that allows Window's drivers to run easily under Linux (to get all of the Plug n Play capabilities). The idea of Linux under Windows was probably what popped this idea into his head and he used that to show the reader his approach. Looking at a lot of the other replies, most people did not seem to get the point of his article, or maybe you guys only read the first two or three paragraphs.

      It's actually quite a good idea and it would definitely make them the standardly picked Linux distribution by any name brand PC maker. Also, the beauty of this scenario for Microsoft is that they benefit from everyone elses work on Linux (just like Novell benefits from Red Hat currently) and the only thing they really have to work on is the driver package.

    3. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by bonch · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he's talking about what would happen if Microsoft offered an official Linux process to run on Windows, to kill Linux momentum. There's certainly a difference.

    4. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by joeljkp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I blogged an idea similar to this. Text below:

      Today OSNews was talking about a Dvorak article in which he proclaims that if Microsoft created a Linux-Windows hybrid with the Windows driver layer, you would have instant compatibility with every device under the sun, and MS would take the Linux world by storm.

      It's an interesting thought, and it brings up something I've been tossing around in my head for a while.

      What if there existed an open standard for an operating system driver API? Such a standard would cover things like how the driver communicated with the kernel, how it was seen by the rest of the operating system, etc. If successful (and sufficiently free of restriction), it might be possible that many different operating systems would support it.

      This would truly be one of the holy grails of computing: the device manufacturer would only need to write and maintain a single driver, and everything from Windows to BeOS would be able to use it.

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    5. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yeah. Maybe. You can do this already, today too.

      The NTFS.sys vcan be loaded as a userspace filesystem, and Aetheros/Broadcom cards have Windows NDIS drvers that have linux wrappers/stubs.

      Dvorak is still talking through his hat.

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    6. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Kwil · · Score: 1

      To be more fair, he's still a moron.

      People don't run Linux because of the driver support now. I fail to see what makes him think improved driver support will change people's reasons for running it.

      If anything, such an act by Microsoft would give Linux more steam, as a compatible set of drivers would get ma & pa using it, thus breaking the "familiarity" barrier, which means when it comes time to upgrade, they have a choice of paying for Windows to run their Linux or not paying for Linux to run their Linux.

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    7. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Dvorak is still talking through his hat.

      As are you, my friend.

    8. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok well I didn't read the whole article either, I stopped at the part where he surmised a Linux with the PnP features of windows. It is clear he doesn't have a clue on the inner workings of either system and is just making vapid generalizations from a 10000 mile high view of how he thinks the systems work.

      He clearly doesn't have a fucking clue about the architecture in 2.6 that provides for PnP and hotplug facilities that leave even Windows wanting..

      The main issue with Linux is that these facilities aren't mature enough. udev and dbus are just proof of concept interfaces and imperfect ones at that of a very elegant lower level architecture.

      With the right userspace design (which I think a number of people are currently on the right track with) Linux should have no trouble completely besting Windows in areas that he assumes are somehow fundamentally better thought out..

      Also, although PnP works well for the most part in W2K and above, anyone that has gotten stale entries in their device manager registry tree, and the less than straightforward and dangerous process to fix it will have bad memories that they will not soon forget.

    9. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Interoperability is good for consumers, good for device manufacturers, bad for commercial software. Care to guess what the likelihood of an open standard driver interface is? Of course, MS will support something *called* an open device driver interface, except that it will require massive license fees from both the device manufacturer and the operating system developer. You can't expect the master of lock-in/out to promote a standard that doesn't allow them to lock specific competitors out of the market.

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    10. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by chris_mahan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS could not do that. They'd have to release the MS-Linux (I feel icky just saying that) in the GPL, and that would just chafe them big time.

      It would probably mean that manufacturers would say: Heck, leenooks people want drivers, microsoft wants drivers, let's just write linus drivers, since MS can use their MS-Linux.

      That woul dbe the death of the current windows Codebase.

      OT: Longhorn will not be released. Microsoft will have collapsed enough by then that they won't be able to support the core dev team.

      Fine, don't believe me. Just remember that windows 2003 server is already 2 years old, it is an overkill already.

      That, and if you want real enterprise-grade software, you go Linux (free as in Zero Dollars)

      For those of you who have a hard time accespting the last statement:
      Oracle is the de-facto enterprise database. See http://www.itp.net/news/details.php?id=13678&categ ory=

      IBM's newest mainframe, the zSeries, supports Redhat, Suse, and Turbolinux. But no MS Windows. See http://www-1.ibm.com/servers/eserver/zseries/os/

      Linux on cellphones:
      http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1765103,00.as p?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594

      Linux at Merryl Lynch, etc etc etc.

      You can't kill linux. Even Linus can't kill Linux. If Linus decided he had had enough of the rat race and decided to spend all his time at home with his wife, Linux would go on withour missing a beat.
      Microsoft can't kill linux for the very same reasons.

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    11. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by jusdisgi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if there existed an open standard for an operating system driver API?

      You mean, like the current Linux driver API?

      Or did you mean to say, "what if Microsoft signed on to an open standard for an operating system driver API?"

      By the way, it's clear that John's just being a dumbass. With his logic, OS/2 would have won. It was compatible up and down with Windows, with simple technical additions that made it much more usable and robust. Unfortunately for them, people aren't interested in buying a retread, even if it is better than the bald tire it's replacing.

      Oh, and in other news, there isn't anything wrong with Linux's drivers or hardware support. There hasn't been for years. There are a few, minor, instances of manufacturers not playing ball, and they will take care of themselves as this snowball keeps rolling.

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    12. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by joeljkp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I suppose what I'm getting at isn't just a standard API, but a standard ABI as well. Currently, you need to recompile any modules you have every time you get a new kernel (or significantly change your current one). This prevents devices from shipping with a standard loadable module that could be used across Linux distros, much less different operating systems.

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    13. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, there has already been some work to get windows drivers working in linux using wine+reactos to get network drivers working + the windows vga driver with X, but it is silly in the end; your still adding another layer and have to support all the funny win32 things said driver could use; this would never be as efficient as a native linux driver...
      Also coLinux can work as a background service right now if you want (ie 'headless') but is not developed by microsoft... it would be very tricky for MS to develop a similar thing in a 'clean room' scenario (wine is a similar thing in reverse and is over 10 years old, but not perfectly compatible)... At first the MS one would not be as compatable as coLinux, and would have to catch up, not to mention resistance from users; the article goes on the premis that they could develop the tech and overtask coLinux, but its not possible IMHO.

    14. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One needs not eat the entire egg to find out it is rotten. So he did read enough.

    15. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by runderwo · · Score: 4, Informative
      This would truly be one of the holy grails of computing: the device manufacturer would only need to write and maintain a single driver, and everything from Windows to BeOS would be able to use it.
      UDI has already been proposed, hyped up, and subsequently ignored. It turns out that getting the best performance on a given platform is more important to anyone involved than having driver source compatibility across platforms.
    16. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dvorak is still talking through his hat.

      And he wears an asshat.

    17. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "He's not talking about Linux running under Windows. He is talking about a stand-alone version of Linux released by Microsoft that can be packaged with a proprietary driver management program that allows Window's drivers to run easily under Linux (to get all of the Plug n Play capabilities)."

      Well, that might do well for the x86 architecture, but, Linux runs a many more platorms than that...I've got Linux running on sparc64's, and on PPC, and soon on a couple of old SGI boxes.

      I kinda doubt ms-linux would be of much use to the wide world of Linux.

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    18. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      Interesting, thanks for the link. Does Linux have a UDI interface? Would it be possible to have an optimized API coexisting with the UDI one, and let the driver pick which one it wants to use?

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    19. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by runderwo · · Score: 1
      Does Linux have a UDI interface?
      It exists as a patch. It was never merged because nobody actually wrote a driver that uses it.
      Would it be possible to have an optimized API coexisting with the UDI one, and let the driver pick which one it wants to use?
      Certainly. After all, the UDI layer for a particular platform will be implemented in terms of the underlying OS-specific (and in the case of Linux, volatile) API. But it would be difficult for a mfg to see value in writing both a UDI and native driver, unless some other operating system also supported UDI. It comes down to a chicken and egg scenario in that case, because UDI would have to be ported and available on more than one OS before it would become attractive to developers. It's not that it's a bad solution, it's just not compelling enough to divert OEMs away from writing native drivers.
    20. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by rs79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Welllllllll, impossible is a pretty absolute concept. I've written bios chips and lots of drivers and although I feel dirty saying so, some winblows stuff. What he's describing in distictly non-technical terms ("Driver layer", snicker) is very very hard to do. But not impossible. possible means you can't do it under any circumstances. Very very hard to do means lots of time and money.

      He's got a point. But, it's also true that shitty third party drivers could be the death of this thing. It would make "MS Linux" look no more reliable than winblows. Ewww.

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    21. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      He's not talking about Linux running under Windows. He is talking about a stand-alone version of Linux released by Microsoft that can be packaged with a proprietary driver management program that allows Window's drivers to run easily under Linux (to get all of the Plug n Play capabilities)


      It's an interesting idea, but it wouldn't work. To see why it wouldn't work, you have to understand why Windows is so nicely compatible with all sorts of hardware. Is it because the Windows driver APIs are better than Linux driver APIs? No, in fact they are much worse -- more complicated, more difficult to get working. So why does Windows work well "out of the box" with more hardware? Simple: because the hardware manufacturers do all their testing on Windows. Since Windows compatibility is a requirement to make money, you can bet they test the crap out of their drivers, on all popular versions of Windows, before releasing them.


      Now what does this have to do with MS/Linux? It means in order to have MS/Linux work well with lots of hardware (which would be its main selling point), it's not enough to just interface the Windows drivers to Linux and hope they will work. You also have to convince the manufacturers to test all their drivers under MS/Linux, and fix them if/when there are problems. Otherwise people will have a poor out-of-box experience as they discover all the problems inherent in using Windows drivers that were never tested in a Windows/Linux hybrid environment.


      So, can Microsoft convince all the hardware manufactureres to go to the effort of all this testing? Conceivably, but in order to do so, MS/Linux would have to have a large enough market to make it worth their while to do so. And if the only reason for people to use MS/Linux is "better hardware compatibility", but that compatibility won't actually be present until MS/Linux is popular enough to warrant the support that such compatibility requires, then there is no reason for anyone to want to buy MS/Linux -- they might as well stick with "pure" Linux, which is fairly well supported and much less complex to manage. Hardware manufacturers will see that fact, and say "no thanks, Microsoft". So we see that Microsoft is stuck with the same chicken-and-egg hardware support scenario that all new OS's face -- no market means no support means no market. Given that, I don't think this idea would fly.

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    22. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by kbielefe · · Score: 1
      First of all, Jesus is not a moron:)

      Did you forget that there are already commercial drivers for Linux that are shipped in binary form? NVidia is the most well known example.

      They get around the ABI incompatibility by creating their own compatibility layer that gets compiled against one's specific kernel version. The compatibility layer takes a trivial amount of time to compile and is done automatically by the install script. They only have to make significant binary changes between 2.4 and 2.6 kernel series, for example.

      There are pros and cons about this approach, but keep in mind that there is nothing stopping anyone from creating a standard ABI except perhaps inertia. I think if it was really worth doing, someone would have done it already.

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    23. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by merreborn · · Score: 1

      What if there existed an open standard for an operating system driver API? Such a standard would cover things like how the driver communicated with the kernel, how it was seen by the rest of the operating system, etc. If successful (and sufficiently free of restriction), it might be possible that many different operating systems would support it.

      Great idea. But why would microsoft ever comply with such a standard? The current market allows microsoft to _write_ the standards.

    24. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      The main issue with Linux is that these facilities aren't mature enough. udev and dbus are just proof of concept interfaces and imperfect ones at that of a very elegant lower level architecture.

      With the right userspace design (which I think a number of people are currently on the right track with) Linux should have no trouble completely besting Windows in areas that he assumes are somehow fundamentally better thought out..

      Also, although PnP works well for the most part in W2K and above, anyone that has gotten stale entries in their device manager registry tree, and the less than straightforward and dangerous process to fix it will have bad memories that they will not soon forget.

      You are so knowledeble and accurate in your assessment - why posting as A.C.? :-)

      Really, the A.C. responses are mostly: "No! You're the Idiot!"

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    25. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Right-O! I was using "impossible" in a loose sense, not as a challenge to the entire realm of possibility!

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    26. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless Microsoft has gotten real grabby lately and 'adopted' a lot of BSD code (like they did the TCP/IP stack), Linux and Microsoft's stuff are quite different. Linux and other unices are similar enough that system calls are similar. Low end code that combines to create system calls are quite different though. There is scarcely anything similar between Windows and Linux. Windows has dynamic link libraries (DLL's). Linux has system object (.so) files. Both conceptually do similar things, but are from Venus and Mars respectavely. It would be (a lot) easier to re-write whole chunks of software rather than trying to retrofit anything. Wine works on Linux as a compatibility layer for windows programs. It accepts system calls from software looking for a Microsoft OS, and (with massaging and translation) provides that functionality on Linux. It does not try to emulate windows (hence the name Wine Is Not Emulation). It's a fantasticly bad idea to try and intercept driver calls. I know all Linux drivers (in the 2.6 kernel) are asynchronous. I don't know if any Microsoft drivers are. That would be a big show stopper right there. As for the legality of it all... Dvorak (probably) has a nice crisp letter from Dr. Eben Moglen (Professor at Law, Columbia School of Law, Columbia University, New York City, N.Y. U.S.A.) --the guy who wrote the GNU General Public Licence. I can imagine Microsoft's lawyers have read it over too. If they wanted to 'try' anything, they would have done so already. The GPL is ironclad. It isn't new law, its fundamental law. It's based on presidents 500 years old. As a licence, it's older than Microsoft's EULAS since it goes back to 1985, although the newer version only dates back to 1991. I also know many public defenders offices who use OpenOffice.org. I remember during the early days of the SCO case, one lawyer stated that he was in charge of 50 young lawyers who 'would just love to sink their teeth into anyone trying to sue'. Um, yeah, so good luck with that BS story John. It's a flamebait story, but nothing more.

    27. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People don't run Linux because of the driver support now. I fail to see what makes him think improved driver support will change people's reasons for running it."

      Thats is completly wrong. My main issue with linux is driver suport. I had to go back to windows on my laptop becuase I could not get any drivers for many of the things for it. In windows it just works.

      Also, on my desktop, driver suport is equally terrible. While there are drivers for everything, the Radeon drivers for example are a good half of the speed of the windows ones.

      Better driver suport would reevaluate linux as an OS I can use.

    28. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

      I have read J.D. for 20 years. I have enjoyed him for his "devil's advocate" stance. But, man! What an IDIOT!

      I've heard this guy's comments ever since I first got into computers in gradeschool. He's not so much controversial as he is, a jackass. Seriously, I can think back over the years of all the times I heard the buzz around his latest articles. I don't remember much about them, but I do always remember him sounding like an idiot. Today is no different. Microsoft adopting Linux will kill it HOW? What he's wanting to do is much better suited with a driver wrapper anyway.

    29. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by SA+Stevens · · Score: 0

      They'd have to release the MS-Linux (I feel icky just saying that) in the GPL, and that would just chafe them big time.

      This is incorrect. Microsoft would be forced to release some of their software under the GPL, but much of the 'good stuff' would ride at the application layer.

      Microsoft is very good at adapting to the business conditions in their market. It's wrong to assume they would dogmatically refuse to touch the 'GPL' just because. They currently have GPL'd products, and have been distributing the GNU C Compiler commercially for years.

    30. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What he IS talking about is replacing the Linux driver interface with a Windows compatible driver interface that basically allows Linux to use MS drivers. I can't really comment on the feasibility of this"

      The people who work on NDISwrapper can. They've done it.

      P.S. Is this the same Dvorak who made some non-standard keyboard and tried to convince people that it was more efficient than qwerty based solely on studies conducted by a consultancy he owned? What kind of a tool would try something like that for the sole purpose of making the top road of his keyboard read out his name? And why would you listen to anything he had to say thereafter?

    31. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am using NDISWrappter to use Windows XP drivers for the wireless NIC in my Toshiba laptop at home. Works just fine. I also understand that there's a project around to provide a similar project to let you use Windows printer drivers under Linux.

    32. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, words of wisdom. I will keep this in mind next time I eat an editorial.

    33. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      But not impossible. possible means you can't do it under any circumstances. Very very hard to do means lots of time and money.

      Yup; so much time and money I doubt even Microsoft would have the resources to toss at it. Espescially since they do have executives smart enough (and/or arrogant enough) to figure out that the time and money can be invested much more wisely on other projects. Yeah; they do seem to like destroying enemies -- but only when they can't beat them outright, and I don't see a reason for Microsoft can't do so. (I still prefer Linux; but Linux lacks many features that Windows has no problems with. Until that gap is bridged, Microsoft still has a niche.)

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    34. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, that would be the LGPL. The GPL requires that all software that is _required_for the operation of the GPL software to also be GPL'd. And device drivers are a required part of an OS.

      This is why for example Sun had/has a hard time including its drivers in open solaris.

      A GPL'd program can run on a proprietary OS. No question about it.
      But if you want to take a GPL OS like Linux and add proprietary drivers and release it as a product, you're in violation of the GPL and you automatically lose the rights granted in the GPL, meaning, that Microsoft would not have the right to use Linux in their software at all.

      However, if they did release the drivers in the GPL, then the next hacker with broadband could say: Gimme all the source code (a requirement of the GPL) and make install, make, cut .iso and torrent the whole thing from his website. Then, how many copies of the MS-Linux Operating System do you think they could sell if there was an legal iso on the net?

      They can't. Because they can't. Not only would they make absolutely no money from it, but they would also lose all the money they woud have made selling binary windows software.

      They've screwed themselves in a corner, and they know it. They can't deliver longhorn. (I mean a stable operating system, secure, fast, and able to compete on price/features with linux). They won't be able to. In december 2005, it will be painfully obvious that nobody's lining up to buy it, and they'll not release it because it would cost too much to market it. Rememebr that by that time, Gnome and KDE will have iterated throught another enhencement cycle and that suse and redhat will have deployed desktops enterprise-wide at large companies.

      Sun will be fried already, and either MS will buy it to get Java and J2EE, or it will collapse in bankruptcy court and sun.com will be taken by a domain-monger.

      Microsoft is very bad at adapting to business conditions. They have a high and mighty attitude like "We know what people want and we're going to make sure they get it". Firefox has completely disproved that theory by making the browser people want, because MS wasn't.
      MS is flying high at 80,000 feet, thinking that their market valuation and excellent products will enable them to not only ride the wave but win. I say the opposite is true. Their cash is a liability. It's not their money. It belongs to the shareholders. The shareholders either want the money put to good use, or returned to them so they can put it elsewhere (like wheat futures or whatever). Their products are outdated, riddled with fundamental security flaws, and too expensive.

      Their cash cows are Windows and Office. Both are tenatiously riding on the need by companies and individuals to maintain business continuity with existing applications and documents.

      All new application development at companies are browser-based or OS-agnostic (python, java, ruby) , and one can do just fine with knoppix for browser-only.

      Word and powerpoint are going to OO.org. Excel spreadsheets on analyst desktops are going into more robust and extensible database back ends. The custom access and vb applications are being phased out in favor of web apps, and finally, old office documents will be zipped and burned to CD, only to be looked at when auditors show up).

      Then, companies will have no need for windows and office. Do you think home users can support 2 billion dollars a month in revenue? Nah, it's over.

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    35. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GPL requires that all software that is _required_for the operation of the GPL software to also be GPL'd.

      Um, that's bullshit. An OS is absolutely 100% required for an app to run, but as you say a GPL app can run on a proprietary OS. There is no clause that can say what you've just claimed but still allow this. If you think otherwise, please point out the portion of the license that states this.

    36. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      In either instance, the "guest" OS doesn't get a "magic ride" on the hosts's drivers.


      Actually, I have a Sony Vaio laptop with XP Home, and I still can't find linux driver support for the dlink GWL G650+ WiFi pc-card. (I have tried many many live cd varieties)

      However, when running DSL embedded under Qemu on this machine, the card runs fine and I can connect to the network.

      I think it's because the card is initialised before I "boot" DSL. It is definitely detected under other linux distros, but getting it to fire up is a nightmare !
    37. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      See:
      http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-faq.html#TOCMereAg gregation
      Can you run a device driver as a separate program?

      Mmm...?

      And doesn't the operating system load the device drivers into memory and access their functionality through predefined, although complex, set of api that makes them function together as one program?

      Also: on LGPL: http://www.gnu.org/licenses/lgpl-java.html

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    38. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      If QEMU works like VMWare or VirtualPC - I believe it does based on my PearPC experience - then you are not using D-link drivers in Linux.

      Windows uses D-link's driver, and then this is bridged to the VM. Bridging requres a knowlege of the Windows IP stack, but not of the underlying phisical hardware.

      To the guest machine, the VM presents a piece of well-known virtual hardware - usually a RealTek or 3Com card.

      You will notice your DSL install has no "awareness" of wireless at all - SSID, channel, WEP, etc. All it sees is regular 100BT ethernet - no matter the real physical interface.

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    39. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a very big FAQ answer based on a very small section of the license, and even admits that it is a fairly grey area that could only be decided by a judge. A device driver can't run on it's own, true, but it could be developed completely independently of any GPLd source code, which means it is not a derivative work. Drivers can be added as (separate) modules to the linux kernel and only improve functionality - they are not necessary. I see your point, but I also don't think a judge would force this issue for a device driver.

    40. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by SA+Stevens · · Score: 0
      . . .then the next hacker with broadband could say: Gimme all the source code (a requirement of the GPL) and make install, make, cut .iso and torrent the whole thing from his website. Then, how many copies of the MS-Linux Operating System do you think they could sell if there was an legal iso on the net?


      You just described the reason some people give for why Red Hat can never make any money.

      But Red Hat does make some money. There are people, and businesses, who will not want to install a third-hand copy of 'Microsoft Linux' because it doesn't have the trust behind it that a 'Microsoft Linux' direct from Redmond, with the fancy Hologram CD, does.

      This is all very hypothetical, though. You spun out pretty wildly in the end with your whole 'Microsoft Will Die' scenario. Perhaps you're correct. It's not for us to decide.
    41. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it would be difficult for a mfg to see value in writing both a UDI and native driver, unless some other operating system also supported UDI. It comes down to a chicken and egg scenario in that case, because UDI would have to be ported and available on more than one OS before it would become attractive to developers. It's not that it's a bad solution, it's just not compelling enough to divert OEMs away from writing native drivers.

      But I thought the whole reason so few people write drivers for Linux is that it's hard to write binary Linux drivers. Wouldn't UDI make that easier, and therefore encourage binary drivers, and therefore encourage drivers in general?

      One might almost suspect that the UDI patch was actually rejected because it would enable the binary drivers that Linus and co don't want to encourage.

    42. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by runderwo · · Score: 1
      But I thought the whole reason so few people write drivers for Linux is that it's hard to write binary Linux drivers. Wouldn't UDI make that easier, and therefore encourage binary drivers, and therefore encourage drivers in general?
      I doubt it would make it any easier to write drivers. Depending how the whole thing was structured, maybe it could make the line between 'derived work' and 'aggregation' clearer with respect to the GNU license. I'd have to agree that not making things easier for binary-only drivers is probably on the agenda somewhere.
    43. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

      "OT: Longhorn will not be released. Microsoft will have collapsed enough by then that they won't be able to support the core dev team.

      Fine, don't believe me. Just remember that windows 2003 server is already 2 years old, it is an overkill already.
      "

      2 things:

      1) Hahahahahahahaha!

      2) I bet you infinity billion dollars that Longhorn does come out before Linux crushes Microsoft.

      Look, you're going to need more proof than calling Windows 2003 "an overkill." What the hell does that mean anyway? Looks like we've got yet another case of a Linux fanboy that's never fucking used Windows.

      Each platform has its strengths and weaknesses. There is room in the market for both.

      PS: Hahahahahahahaha! Man, what a douche.

    44. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Red Hat makes money because they license their enterprise offering.
      They don't make it available for free.

      And they got a lot of flak for that, which is why they're not the darling of the open-source community they used to be.

      And not very many people are out contibuting to their distro. Hardcore hackers have moved on, which means they are developing in-house, which is unsustainable, because you can't pay the best programmers to work for you, so your product stagnates. I say IBM is going to buy them.

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    45. Re:Jesus, What a MORON! by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      I work for a fortune 500 and I administer 8 windows machine, including 2003 and ts.

      I also use linux, solaris.

      It's an overkill in the sense that only 100+ people companies need the stuff that's in win2k3.

      And those companies are now migrating to win2k3. 2 years later.

      In 2007, when companies are deploying longhorn finally, do you think linux desktop will be there? if yes, you've got your answer.

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  140. Re:There is one small problem... by finkployd · · Score: 1

    My bad, wrong windbag

  141. Consistently right by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dvorak's prophetic genius is awesome. Microsoft is working on Linux under Windows and it will run on the Intel-powered Mac that he predicted with 100% certainty a couple of years ago. No doubt the power source will be derived from the manure dropped by flying pigs.

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  142. more and more devices made in asia by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    and asia is moving to linux in a huge way.

  143. Drivers are still THE biggest problem with Linux by slashkitty · · Score: 1
    Let's see, why do I still have a copy of linux around? Because the following items did not come with and do not work on my linux box:

    • My Printer (Canon, yeah, I could buy a driver that costs more than the printer)
    • My Scanner
    • My Camera (the movies don't play on linux)
    Just because your devices work, doesn't mean everyone else's do.
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  144. Re:There is one small problem... by finkployd · · Score: 1

    My bad, wrong windbag.

    Thinking of Metcalf.

    Finkployd

  145. Worked for NT 4.0 by Anonymous+Cowdog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft effectively killed Windows NT 4.0 by withholding USB support. Anyone shopping for a digital camera, webcam, printer, PDA synching solution, flash storage device, mp3 player, skype headset, etc. would find their choices severely limited to nil if they wanted to continue running their perfectly good installation of NT 4.0.

    Of course the difference with Linux is it should be easier to integrate new drivers, once they are, um, written.

  146. MS would branch off of FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This talk of MS-Linux is ridiculous of course. If Microsoft took this route, they'd branch off of a platform with the much less encumbered BSD license. Hell, they could use Darwin and save themselves a lot of R&D and QA. Embrace and extend my friends.

  147. Err, yer a few years too late, mate... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... Linux has good-to-outstanding driver support for every class of peripheral, though not every single peripheral. It's getting to the point where engineering and testing companies are looking to support linux as a proven platform (you know, so they can put 'linux' on the side of the box of whatever hardware it is).

    Dvorak is a long time head-up-ass type anyway, along the lines of a Charles Cooper or any number of Bob Metcalfe-style curmudgeons.

    IMHO, Linux's biggest problems lay in usability, and that's because usability isn't a fun itch to scratch. It's not fun hearing end users whine about how hard it is to do something. It's not fun having your pretty baby maligned by techno-illiterates. However, if you want to rule the world, that means ruling the 'mundanes' as well... And great aesthetics rarely come from a committee of committers, they usually come from a power-mad dictator of some sort or another.

    1. Re:Err, yer a few years too late, mate... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0

      It seems that you agree with him and dont know it

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  148. I'm confused by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

    Damn! I finally RTFA, now I'm evil...

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  149. Dvorak must be getting old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he seems to be refering to is COLinux, which is GPLed. So if M$ tried to steal it, the developers, or even users for that matter, could do a class action lawsuit. On top of that he is completely ignoring the fact that projects like NDISwrapper exist. The beauty of Linux is that no matter what Micro$oft does it will not die, because it isn't just about money now.

    Dvorak is officially on my id10t list now...

  150. Dvorak's an idiot. by jocknerd · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work.


    If this were the case, wouldn't everybody be running Apple Computers?
  151. Before you diss Dvorak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A lot of people called dvorak stupid because they didn't understand his last article, on Google co-opting Wikipedia. That's because the /. story linked to page 2 and with only the tiniest clue that it wasn't the start of the article people just didn't get it. Please re-read it from the start before diss'ing him (and contribute to wikipedia's fund-raising drive).

  152. Treetop Lover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And meaner than a rabid clown!

  153. Yes, but the problem is not Linux's driver layer by digidave · · Score: 1

    it's just that those companies haven't chosen to support Linux. If MS decided to drop Windows and support Linux, everyone would immediately have Linux drivers ready to go and Windows' driver layer would be unimportant.

    It's entirely a market share thing, not and OS thing.

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  154. OS/OS by eric76 · · Score: 1

    I've long thought that it would be interesting to have an operating system for operating systems, an OS/OS. It would need to be a very efficient software platform that would be, for most practical purposes, invisible to the operating systems themselves.

    Write the device drivers for the OS/OS and then the OS themselves just need a device driver for the abstract OSOS device.

    Think of it as the lowest level of a layering of operating systems with a single job -- dealing with physical devices.

  155. Dvorak can be a Weirdo by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the main issue with what he's suggesting is that if the emulation/virtualization layer you are running Linux under doesn't have access to the device, it doesn't matter much that Windows does. Unless he's talking about a true API that would be the complete reverse of Wine (run Linux/*nix apps under Windows with complete access to all supported hardware), I don't see how this could work. Using Cygwin, I still have found limitations. You can't compile one of the Wireless (802.11a/b/g) applications for *nix under Cygwin and actually use it with a Windows driver supported wireless NIC. Or... you can't use an application that can communicate with SCSI under Linux in Cygwin. Or... you can't compile and run a 3D accelerated Linux app (game, etc...) under Cygwin and expect it to use the ATI or NVidia drivers you have installed in Windows. So MS would have to expend a great deal of resources to absorb *nix functionality into their OS that takes advantage fo their drivers. The flipside to all of this is that I think Windows has been getting more "Unixy" over time, but they just approach it from a different perspective (kind of a backwards one at times and visionary at others).

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  156. Summary of the article by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    Because no-one is reading the article, and I can't stand it, here is my understanding of what Dvorak is suggesting.

    Suppose Bill produces a new product called MS-Linux. This is just a distribution of Linux that Microsoft sell in a box. He can do that, same as anyone can, right? Right. And he can undercut every other Distro, because MS have billions of dollars.

    What Bill does that is sneaky is that he includes in the box a binary-only proprietary product called Microsoft WDM for Linux. He can include non-GPLed stuff in the distribution, right? Of course he can. Lots of other distros do this.

    WDM for Linux is a bit of software that lets Linux use Windows drivers. This might be hard to do, but it is possible, right? It's kind of like doing at the bottom what WINE does at the top - interfacing between windows software and Linux. Right.

    What Bill does now is wait for MS-Linux to gain market share.

    Poor old Biglig comes along. He's downloaded 50 distributions, and has never gotten the soundcard or modem on his thinkpad to work. Ah, he thinks, $25 for MS Linux and I get Linux, with my soundcard and modem working.

    Granny Maud decides to buy a new Dell with Linux on, and it comes with - surprise - MS Linux - because Bill lets them buy their Windows licenses cheap if they buy their Linux from him too.

    PHB decides to roll out Linux. "Never heard of Suse" he says "but Microsoft rings a bell"

    Sooner or later, Bill owns a big share of the Linux market.

    How does Bill use this to kill Linux? Ah, this is the problem. Dvorak doesn't really say. In Slashdot speak:

    1. Make Linux a MS product
    2. ????
    3. Profit

    Dvorak vaguely supposes that Bill could drive all the good hackers away into the Apple/BSD/HURD camps, and then slow Linux development down, so Windows catches up. I think this isn't possible, since everything those hackers write on Apple/BSD/Hurd/BeOS will still be open source and so will come back into Linux without too much effort.

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  157. This very Issue is stalling my HTPC setup by Starluck · · Score: 1

    Being the geek that I am I'm planning on spending a chunk of cash to build 1 if not 2 HTPC boxes. I really want to use WINHaupauge PCI video cards to capture/encode/decode the TV signals, as well as an HDTV capture card. The dilema I am having is weather to go with MythTV running on Linux as a backend or BeyondTv, or even still Windows Media Center(666) I am finding that WindowsMedia Center is going to be the most painless route to take concderning hardware config. But I really want the power of running a Linux Box, and the flexability that Linux gives. Mind you the only box Im having this dilema with is my Backend which would be doing most of the work. I really want the backend to be linux but I an a *nix newb and it just seems an easier way out to use (666) instead of *nix.

    -Could anyone give me some direction/opinions/criticizm on what I should do! Mind you with these boxes Im looking for performance/quality/ease of use as priorities....
    Thanks in advance!

  158. DON'T SAY THAT NAME by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you say "J*n K*tz" three times in front of a mirror, he will appear. And then, he'll try to understand your feelings and explain them to the uncaring wide world.

    Trust me, you'd rather have the guy with the hook rip out your intestines. It would be comparitively merciful.

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    1. Re:DON'T SAY THAT NAME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, what is the deal with all the Katz bashing? Seriously, I've never had a problem with him and I found his book "Geeks" to be quite a good read. Are you all really so insecure that you have to slam on someone else just to make yourselves feel better? Get a life.

    2. Re:DON'T SAY THAT NAME by vistic · · Score: 1

      All of his articles except maybe 2 or 3 were just rambling meaningless crap... full of buzzwords and half understood concepts... it was like he was mystified and intrigued by technology and geekiness but wasnt actually a technological person or a true computer geek... and the slashdot crowd sensed it and attacked...

    3. Re:DON'T SAY THAT NAME by Nosf3ratu · · Score: 1
      Funniest thing I've seen on /. in a good long while.

      *thumbs up*

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    4. Re:DON'T SAY THAT NAME by zo2004 · · Score: 1

      Done deal, even the site it's up http://www.ms-linux.com/

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    5. Re:DON'T SAY THAT NAME by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 1

      ...not to mention a weird fixation on trying to be a father-figure to the Wayward Geek Hordes (including the ones he eventually adopted in the literal sense) that just exuded creepiness.

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    6. Re:DON'T SAY THAT NAME by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

      Simple - he's an idiot. :-)

  159. Ignoring facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, the above article is idiotic. It isn't a Linux killer at all. Man oh man, with a fast enough processor (it's not very pleasant otherwise), you can use Bochs to run Linux under Windows.

    I don't think it's idoiotic at all. If MS developed a version of Linux that ran all of the hardware that Windows could seemlessly it would dominate the linux market.

    You can ignore it if you want to, but the main complaint people have with linux is hardware compatibility.

    I don't think this would 'kill' linux because there would still be the zealots who will use an inferior linux distro just because it 'isn't microsoft'. By the same token, it would assure that all other linux distros would be what they are today, a non-factor in the desktop marketplace.

    1. Re:Ignoring facts... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I really don't see the advantage at all. If you need to run *nix software on a Win32 box, there is Cygwin. If you have need for emulation, you can buy an emulation package or use Bochs. This kind of emulation software has been around for a while.

      And what is this about "inferior linux distro"? I mean, what the fuck is so wonderful about Windows? Very bloody soon you're going to have to phone Daddy Microsoft just to reactivate your copy of XP. At least my "inferior linux distro" is mine. If I want to install it on a dozen computers, I'm not breaking any laws and I don't have to ask permission. It doesn't run all video cards wonderfully, but you know what, most of the people I encounter check email and do a bit of surfing. They don't know what 3D exceleration is and they don't care.

      As to servers, where my primary interest in Linux is, well it runs almost every NIC card out there that I'd put in on a mission critical system. I can't think of a major SCSI card that Linux doesn't run. Sure there are some manufacturers (like Canon) that are being pricks about some of their printers. I mean, it wasn't so long ago when Microsoft itself had an official list of supported devices for NT.

      In the world where I work, Dvorak's suggestion is just idiotic. It would serve no useful purpose. As to the desktop world, I simply don't think gamers (who are the ones that mainly bitch about hardware compatibility) are such a big part of the market that those developing X should lose that much sleep over.

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    2. Re:Ignoring facts... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      > If MS developed a version of Linux

      Coming back to this, I'm not sure what precisely this means. Linux is covered under the GPL. I mean, MS is perfectly free to work on it, but anything that goes into Linux is going to have honor the licensing, and we all know from the SenderID debacle what MS thinks of open source licenses.

      Nothing is stopping MS from developing its own *nix subsystem. They had the POSIX compatibility since NT, though I really can't say I know of too many people that have used it, and even when needing *nix utilities, most folks I know either go with native Win32 ports or use Cygwin.

      Cygwin is getting better as well, even capable of running X. Quite a number of programs can compile, often with reasonably minimal tweeking. I even have a FreeRadius server running under Cygwin. It would seem to me that MS would be smarter to go that route, and simply develop a far more comprehensive *nix subsystem.

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    3. Re:Ignoring facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, just to make a point, I'm a diehard gamer and I never TOUCH Windows. I use my XBox and Playstation II. Think of the benefits:

      1. Long, long upgrade cycle (going on several years now for my Playstation). So, you spend a couple hundred bucks once every five years, as compared to spending thousands of dollars on new PC hardware every two to three years.

      2. Ergonomic controller instead of carpal-tunnel-inducing keyboard and mouse.

      3. Ergonomic visual setup, i.e. a large TV nine feet away instead of a small monitor a foot away. Side benefit: you can relax across your couch instead of slouch over your keyboard, so it's better for your posture.

      4. Network gaming without hackers. XBox Live is very tightly controlled, and aside from a few "glitchers" (who can't do anything too significant anyway) there's no problem.

      5. Games that Just Work without having to worry about all the other Windows nonsense (viruses, trojans, etc, and so forth).

      I really hope the Linux developers DON'T worry about gaming on Linux. Leave that stuff to the consoles, I say. Lets have a streamlined development system for Linux, an equivalent for Visual Studio.

      Just my 2c...

    4. Re:Ignoring facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Long, long upgrade cycle (going on several years now for my Playstation). So, you spend a couple hundred bucks once every five years, as compared to spending thousands of dollars on new PC hardware every two to three years.

      I buy a new PC for gaming about once every three years, but my PC does a lot more than gaming.

      2. Ergonomic controller instead of carpal-tunnel-inducing keyboard and mouse.

      I prefer the mouse/keyboard setup for most of the games I play (MMORPGS, FPS games)

      3. Ergonomic visual setup, i.e. a large TV nine feet away instead of a small monitor a foot away. Side benefit: you can relax across your couch instead of slouch over your keyboard, so it's better for your posture.

      You could hook your computer up to your TV with little effort if you wanted to. I had Unreal Tournament on my televison 5 years ago. Computer moniters have better dot pitch, resoultion, etc.

      4. Network gaming without hackers. XBox Live is very tightly controlled, and aside from a few "glitchers" (who can't do anything too significant anyway) there's no problem.

      I was on x-box live briefly, but I really don't want to pay for a service to play games online. I've heard stories of people hacking on X-Box live, but since I'm not on there I can't verify them. I can verify that people do cheat online at games on the PS2

      5. Games that Just Work without having to worry about all the other Windows nonsense (viruses, trojans, etc, and so forth).

      I've never gotten a Virus or a trojan from a game. That said, it's nice not to have to install a game on my console. Then again, I can't hack around with a game on my console either.

      I really hope the Linux developers DON'T worry about gaming on Linux. Leave that stuff to the consoles, I say. Lets have a streamlined development system for Linux, an equivalent for Visual Studio.

      That is fine, but then Linux will not take over the desktop if that is their ultimate goal.

      Really, the selection of a gaming platform comes down to what titles you want to play. Nobody really plays just because they like the hardware or a particular OS or company.

  160. Re:They're using the wrong argument to begin with by delire · · Score: 1



    OK Let's try this "I tried installing the amazing OSX on my PC but it didn't recognise any of my hardware! So, I just installed Windows instead.."

    You are really missing the point here.

    Linux offers (and encourages) flexibility across many architectures, it doesn't seek to be a rarified lifestyle OS - as married to a single architecture (IBM's G* processor) as Winblows is (in fact more so. Winblows runs on the AMD's).

    Time for a little chicken and egg: You buy an iBook G5 (which is incidentally made by ASUS computers) to run OSX on. When I want to run Linux, I choose hardware best suited to run Linux on. the only difference with using Linux being I have far more choices in the hardware market than you do.

    BTW the G4 makes a great little linux lappie; excepting the Airport it Just Works TM. Give it a go sometime..

  161. Binary Driver Support by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I thought that the ablity for *nix users to use binary drivers for Win32 was working now..

    If that was expanded and made more seamless, that would solve the 'driver problem'.

    Perhaps not the best solution, but it would at least work.

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  162. I've never done that before! by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1
    Drivers have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support. Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work.


    Just about anything works plug and play with Windows? Great, then this HFS format drive should mount jusssst fine under XP... right?

    I need to get a job like Mr. Dvorak's.
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  163. Linux Drivers by Phreakiture · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Point 1: If Microsoft were to get into the business of writing drivers for Linux, how would that differ (aside from licensing) from purchasing commercial drivers or downloading free drivers? More importantly, how would this kill Linux? As he pointed out, commercial software already runs under Linux without any GPL implications. The community buys this software when it must, but usually develops around it.

    Point 2: I have had fewer driver problems with Linux than Windows. Windows actually seems to sometimes generate driver problems, by seeking out a very specific driver where a generic one will do fine. A good example would be the USB port on my EPIA MII-12000 motherboard. It's USB 2.0. Linux sees that it is USB 2.0, and runs it as such. 'nuf sed. Windows, on the other hand, requires that I use the driver that came with the mobo (which is not inherently a problem) and no other. Not that this is a problem, but why?

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    1. Re:Linux Drivers by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      The point isn't that MS will write the drivers, it's that MS could provide the layer to manage the drivers with it's driver layer. Not create the drivers themselves. Right now, new driver installation on a linux platform is messy, text driven and knowledge driven. Any dummy can run MS's plug and play, even if it doesn't always work as expected. People don't seem willing to 'do it themselves' as Linux requires now.

      Granted, half of the problems I take care of on people's Windows machines are driver issues. But that is only saying that these people already cannot use the existing windows GUI to point to the right driver. What makes you think these people are going to install one from a command line? They aren't. For a knowledgable user of Li nux, it's not an issue. But the other 95% of the people out there couldn't do it if they had to.

  164. Re:Tip of the iceberg by symbolic · · Score: 0


    Mr. Dvorak is forgetting one of the very key points that makes linux what it is...first and foremost, it's free. Why would anyone want to switch to MS-Linux just because it has the linux moniker? Give a break. That's like jumping out of the frying pan, into another frying pan. Both are being heated by MS-Fire, v2.01.

  165. MS Linux!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why the behemoth hasn't done this yet. Just spawn off another division and do MS Linux! Create a new revenue stream selling Office for Linux, .NET dev tools for Linux, and Windows interop/clustering tools for Linux.

  166. "Free" vs. "free" by tepples · · Score: 1

    Versiontracker.com listed quite a few proprietary freeware and shareware image editors for Mac OS X. In fact, I even remember paying for shareware GraphicConverter back in the Mac OS 8 days. But you must be unfamiliar with the idiomatic use of capitalized "Free" on Slashdot, which refers to free software as defined by the FSF.

  167. Re:Where'd the last story go? by Chrax · · Score: 1

    I'm reading at -1, and it's there, just before your comment.

  168. Voluteers stoping to volunteer? by famazza · · Score: 2, Informative
    • Once the developers saw that happen they'd stop working on Linux and it would die.

    Have this man ever voluteered for anything is his whole small life? Does he knows the pleasure of doing something that can make our world a better place?

    Volunteering as a free software developer is a pleasure, so developers WILL NEVER stop working on Linux. And suppose that they will, it's a very good chance for the popularity of Hurd (still incipient), and others free software OSes.

    As told before: FUD. But I'll add one more commentary. This man has shown, again, that he can't see beyond his own nose, he's simply unable to understand the point of view of others and think about how they would act, how they feel about things that they praise so much.

    He simply didn't have the effort to look for solutions similar to the "secret-projet-that-will-kill-linux" that actually runs on windows and is free. It's a mistery how this man can be a columnist so respected.

    Of course there are many good things to be said about this man. But I'll let it to other opportunity.

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  169. CoLinux by chronicon · · Score: 1
    I think this is what you're looking for:

    http://www.colinux.org/

    Cooperative Linux is the first working free and open source method for optimally running Linux on Microsoft Windows natively. More generally, Cooperative Linux (short-named coLinux) is a port of the Linux kernel that allows it to run cooperatively alongside another operating system on a single machine. For instance, it allows one to freely run Linux on Windows 2000/XP, without using a commercial PC virtualization software such as VMware, in a way which is much more optimal than using any general purpose PC virtualization software.
  170. Re:Where'd the last story go? by dual_boot_brain · · Score: 1

    The peasents are revolting ... and boy do they stink.

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  171. Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak says he was talking to somebody at an RSA conference and had this idea. The subtext is that drivers will be signed and/or encrypted. The interfaces will be locked down so that Linux can't play without massive hardware reverse-engineering (to get the device's key off of it, like X-box).

    In other words, this is a valid scenario to kill Linux in a post-palladium world. John just isn't very good at explaining the full details of his ideas, or maybe he doesn't have enough space or the magazine doesn't want him to.

  172. gee . . . by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 0

    some of us figured out that risk about half a decade ago. sure must be nice having a job consisting of belatedly getting a clue and then writing about it for pay.

  173. WHAT iBook G5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Retard.

    OBTW, they're not made by Asus, dipshit, do a little reading.

    Fucking propagandisto: your agenda is showing.

    1. Re:WHAT iBook G5? by delire · · Score: 1



      funny, i thought this report from Digitimes (originally in the Apple.com website) were reliable sources:

      http://www.spymac.com/forums/showthread.php?thread id=148682

      which is from.

      http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20050114A7040.html

      BTW i'm currently looking for an unbadged iBook G5 now ;)

  174. Topsy-Turvy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some mornings I expect Redmond to create an MS-Linux, but this would use the stable Linux kernel and on top of that implement GDI, DDE, OLE, and the rest of the wonderful user experience to run Internet Explorer, Windows Media Player, Outlook, Office & co.

  175. MS does not own those new device drivers by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    colinux,NdisWrapper If MS were to do as he has described, it would more likely serve as a migration mechanism and would ultimatly harm Windows dominance in profound ways.

    I submit to you all that Dvorak doesnt even try anymore. Industry prognosticator he is not.

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    I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
  176. Well now hold on by ChuckSchwab · · Score: 1

    He actually makes some pretty going points when you think about it. Because Windows is a really powerful system with all the drivers you need. Drivers are important because you need them to run devices like sound cards, mouses, and video cards. That's why you need Windows because that's where it excels, you know, when you really think about it. *jerk off motion*

  177. What is he smoking, and could I have some? by rastin · · Score: 1

    Academically, running Linux under windows is nifty. But the point of running Linux, at least to me, is that I don't have to deal with Windows. I am a SQL Server developer (MSSQL that is), and a bit scatter-brained in my development style. Often I launch a query, and while its running I do something else. Some queries take hours to complete. WINDOWS IS STILL NOT ABLE TO RESOLVE CERTAIN ISSUES WITHOUT REBOOTING!!! This is a huge productivity loss for me personally, it is utterly unacceptable when you are talking about servers. Why do I have to reboot so often you might ask? Kerberos, decoupled with my domain account, locks me out of certain systems. Service packs, 2 a month, automatically update and force reboots. And then there are the times when everything just comes to a screeching halt and the only option it to reboot. Sometimes Word fails to launch, and since its coupled with Outlook I cannot even email IT until I reboot. I haven't noticed any improved reliability from MS products in the last 10 years. I think reliability peaked with NT4, which lots of places still use for just that reason.

    1. Re:What is he smoking, and could I have some? by PenGun · · Score: 0

      Nope NT 4 was a step down really, people run it for compatability issues.

      NT 3.51, now that was their best offering ever. It's all been downhill from there.

      PenGun
      Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

  178. Linux under W1nd0ws? by MaGogue · · Score: 1


    Yeah, I can understand Wine, W1nd0ws over Linux, but I have a certain difficulty understanding the reverse.

    It is like trying to sell a car:

    W: But I don't need a car, I walk to where I work.
    S: That's true, but think of what other places you can go to with it!
    W: But walking is healthy, and it's free... and I'm not feeding the Bin Ladens by using it. S: No, wait! I just happen to have a thing for you - a car with a built-in treadmill, so you can exercise all while the robo-driven intelli-car is driving you to work! Isn't that great?
    W: But my work is only 30 minutes walking, that is 5 minutes with a car.. I won't get enough exercise..
    S: ..plus, you get a free workout while going to work .. You can always drive in circles until you've had enough!!
    W: Yeah, I guess, but what about the price.. isnt it expensive..
    S: Just for you - we have a special sale now!! 50% off - what do you say?

    It's plain stupid.

  179. John C. Dvorak does it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another completely retarded, pointless article that makes no sense. You know, I was at dinner last night, and I heard a secret that my landlord was going to kick us out. Wait a minute....

  180. Half right by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    Dvorak's half right - Windows' device compatibility is a huge benefit.

    But the other side of the coin - software compatibility - is equally important. Windows has the Win32 and DirectX APIs, and so long as they are dominant in software development, everyone else who reverse-engineers them will be one step behind - especially with DirectX, which evolves rapidly to keep up with changes in video hardware.

    Unless MS is bringing Win32 with them to MS-Linux, it won't be worth it. And why would they bother, when they can make a ton of cash by keeping their code to themselves?

  181. You're right by bonch · · Score: 1

    Your single, anecdotal case represents all people. Thanks for setting it straight.

    1. Re:You're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...anecdotal case represents all people.

      You mean like this?(In 2000, EVERYONE on Slashdot was saying...)

  182. Is this the same guy from by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    the keyboards?

    Oh yeah, REALLY reliable this guy..

  183. Market Will Drive OS Choice to Irrelevancy by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Users -- real users, not techs, geeks, and their employers -- want, as Dvorak noted, to just buy stuff and not worry about it working.

    That applies to operating systems, as well.

    People do not want to have to make a choice of operating systems. People set out to buy computers, not operating systems. When was the last time you heard someone say: "I'm going over to Best Buy and get an operating system."? No, they go to Best Buy, and elswhere, to buy a copmuter. The OS is just an annoying bit that's noticeable only if it isn't preinstalled. ("Great, now I gotta go buy something else to get this thing to work?")

    The need to choose between multiple operating systems -- all of which provide the same basic functionality -- will eventually be seen to be as annoying as having to choose between VHS and Beta tape formats. And just about as silly as having to buy an OS to make your TV work.

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  184. step back by opposume · · Score: 1

    People need to step back from their pre-disposition to hate devorak and look at this article as a convorsation starter. Sure it's way out from left field, however, it does good to look at other options to plan for rather than burrying your head in the sand saying "nope, not going to happen" caus' even if cygwin or vmware hasn't killed linux. Something, some time might... Especially if Microsoft is behind it. So look at it analytically and objecively instead of hastily and subjectively...

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    I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
    1. Re:step back by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I look at it this way. Linux is in a uphill battle with MS for anything other than a niche market within the desktop world. For the vast majority of desktop users, Linux is something they heard about but don't know what it is. Microsoft, for the forseeable future, has nothing to fear in the desktop world, and I really wonder if Linux won't ultimately become like Mac, a bit player with a small, static chunk of the market. So there's no impetus in the desktop market to even bother thinking about Linux at all.

      In the corporate world (and increasingly in the corporate *desktop* world) MS is in direct competition with Linux. This is, of course, where MS is in fight, because this is its real profit center. Windows and Office are its key corporate products. OpenOffice and the Linux workstation scare the shit out of MS, because this is the heart and soul of the company. What advantage is there for MS to create a division to make MS-Linux, MS-Unix or any *nix-like product? Absolutely none.

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  185. Huh? by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
    Where did he say that?

    The only direct quote I've seen from Linus about this is from a mailing list where he mused that binary drivers were bad mmkay, and noted that they may be illegial under the current GPL.

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  186. WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah sure. Microsoft, was waiting for Dvorak to tell them the way to kill linux! They are paying like 50000 goons over there to tell them how to kill linux, and nobody could find the solution. Only Dvorak could save the company. Thank you Dvorak. Now they will send you your free wireless MS QWERTY keyoboard together with a free copy of Longhorn BETA.

    What a plonker!

  187. All the apps of Linux, the stability of Windows by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 2, Funny

    So users can have the wide range of Linux applications while enjoying the rock-solid stability of Windows?

    (Why is the Slashdot subject line limited to so few characters?)

  188. The arguement's too simple, leaves parts out.... by Seraphnote · · Score: 1

    The arguement's too simple, leaves parts out....

    Microsoft tried this with Java, they called it J++. Sure some people went to the MS flavor of Java, but not MOST.

    In the same way, just because MS starts offering Linux, some will go to it, but certainly not MOST, let alone EVERYONE.

    Then there's those who have been so abused by Microsoft's manipulations the past 10 years. Why would anyone who's been paying attention to MS for 10 years not view this as yet another attempt by MS to manipulate and control. As such anyone with experience and sense would know NOT to touch this attempt by MS with a 10 foot pole.

    Then there's the fact that MS itself will blow its own effort out of the water; first by completing the product 3/4 of the way, like they do most everything else; second by changing their marketing of it 50 gazillion ways, like they did to their .NET campaign; third by replacing it with some other new innovative wonder 6 months later; or fourth just by dropping the product when they don't see EVERYONE switching to it.

    Not to mention he doesn't even take into account that many of the hardware vendors are in Asia, which has more than one country embracing Linux, or trying to do their own Linux like OS. Lets see the counties making our hardware, use Linux, so naturally we can conclude they'd prefer to write Windows drivers.... nah!

    I don't think Dvorak got enough sleep the night before he wrote this idea down. He made it too simplistic.

  189. ConfusedSoul79 needs Halp on Intarwebs by e2d2 · · Score: 1

    Now, is this some example of visionary, enlightened forward thinking? Or is this what happens when otherwise normal grown ups start smoking rock cocaine?

    John keeps babbling about the GPL this and GPL that, but the funny thing is that he understands so little about open source licenses that he actually thinks that just by writing a device driver for Linux it would automatically become GPL-licensed.

  190. Linux under Windows will kill Linux? by vistic · · Score: 1

    So you really DO combine all the security concerns of both platforms... in a nice bogged-down system. Emulation is usually for very peculiar needs or for amusement... it's not something the average person does out of habit.

    1. Re:Linux under Windows will kill Linux? by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about emulation? It's a matter of marraiging Linux with the driver layer in windows. Not emulating Linux. The package would be attractive to those people who want Linux, but also want some ease of installation of new hardware. There is no way to argue that Linux has a better method of new hardware installation, it doesn't existing. That's what Dovark is saying MS could bring to the table.

  191. Microsoft couldn't even pull it off if they wanted by ConversantShogun · · Score: 1

    What a dork! Hasn't he ever noticed that the drivers are the *one* free part of Windows?

    Besides, Microsoft doesn't even make most of the drivers for new devices--those are made by the device manufacturers. It's not like Microsoft could sell them anyway.

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    --When you buy proprietary software, you don't get better software. What you get is the right to complain about it.
  192. Oh God by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    Two pages dedicated to state the obvious - this pointy-haired writer is an idiot and has absolutely no idea of what he writes about...

    What a waste of Slashdot ;-)

    And there are people who print his words on dead forests...

  193. Interix: "Doctor Evil, THAT ALREADY HAPPENED" by argent · · Score: 1

    Microsoft doesn't need a secret project to create a hosted UNIX/Linux environment under NT, they already have an excellent one in the form of Interix.

    If Microsoft is reinventing the wheel and doing it all over again, they're nuts.

    I suspect Dvorak heard something about Interix and went off half-cocked. Given the way he's interpreting Apple's unbundling the Firewire cable from the iPod Mini (they're NOT removing FW support, they're just unbundling the cable) as Apple "dropping firewire"), going off half cocked is still his MO.

  194. Oh, right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same guy who says DVD-CSS is used for piracy, and thinks XML is a replacement for HTML (when we all know it's meant to replace SGML).

  195. Out to lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Dvorak is ALMOST ALWAYS WRONG!!

    He is just plain out to lunch when it comes to his predictions and opinions.

  196. Dvorak has never been right about anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never read one of his articles that later turned out to be correct. I can't believe that he is actually employed. He is a contrarian indicator - if he says "white" - it must be "black". You can make quite a bit of money for yourself by investing in the opposite of what he predicts.

  197. MS DRIVER LAYER?!? by c0p0n · · Score: 1

    The driver layer argument is the stupidest comment *ever*. Most of the unstability and lack of reliabity in Windows (on desktop stuff, not speaking about professional servers) is due to poor driver design and a faulty driver hook in Windows kernel. Microsoft would need *eons* to get that brutally-melted ms-linux bastard running reliabily.

    Lack of drivers in Linux is indeed a problem, but it's not a huge one, specially in the last two years. If Microsoft would want to kill linux that way, they only had to make their own distro.

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    Your head a splode
    1. Re:MS DRIVER LAYER?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if microsoft really wante to kill linux they'ed make their software
      i) work with out crashing.
      ii) interoperatable with other software (word & works for a start)
      iii) block active-X
      iv) free as in dope
      v) open-source

      all that being said, good luck. as frustrating as I find linux sometimes, I have no intention to ever installing windows at home again. I just find Linux more fun/interesting to use.

  198. what tripe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work.

    The home users I get paid to help fix their computers often have trouble with getting USB devices to work do to their power saving features. While it is true there are lots of drivers for devices under windows, they are far from 'worry free to install'.

    Most device documentation screams "cancel out of the windows driver install windows when they pop-up as you plug the device in", then run the manufacturer's installer.

  199. PCs won't matter; appliances do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    By the same argument -- that users do not want to fiddle anymore -- one arrives at the current trend in the computer industry: 'PCs' which behave more like appliances! The success of Apple serves as the paramount example.

    As such, linux can succeeed because it won't matter what the underlying OS is. PCs reduce to embedded systems.

  200. Interix doesn't do it by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    Do get me wrong here. Interix is a good product, but it doesn't fit the bill as Dovark is talking about. It's about a half step there.

    Secondly, Apple IS dropping firewire, They (Apple) stated that they are going to USB 2. That's not unbundling, thats dropping.

    1. Re:Interix doesn't do it by argent · · Score: 1

      Interix is a good product, but it doesn't fit the bill as Dovark is talking about.

      Yeh, Interix is more BSD than Linux. So?

      Linux BINARY emulation on BSD is a solved problem. Next?

      As for Apple, Apple has said they were dropping things before and backed down when their customers and venders revolted. Remember Rhapsody?

      If Apple makes USB 2 as reliable and fast as Firewire 400 (not even 800), then I'll believe they're capable of dropping Firewire. Right now it's not even close, even on Mac.

  201. errr, lack of drivers??? by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    I don't know where that guy's been lately, he might be smart, but last time I compiled my kernel, I had more drivers available than in Windows natively, and I run a laptop (think exotic hardware!). So maybe it might be true on the whole, but Linux does run on so many more things than windows, find me one portable mp3 player that runs windows embedded, whereas this site has several times reported a plethora of those running linux embedded.
    Honestly, I don't buy his argument. And MS won't kill linux, no matter how hard they try.

    To quote Starwars "The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip from your fist."

    I don't believe MS has what it takes to kill linux, namely: a worthy competitor.

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  202. Free Drivers by Blitzenn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article did not state that the drivers are free. The point of the article is to show how the plug and play portion of Windows, the driver layer, can be seperated and attached to a linux build, supplying the linux package with a part that is sorely missing right now. It's the layer that attaches drivers to the OS, not the drivers themselves.

  203. Run for the Hills, Torvalds! by breon.halling · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, I read the headline incorrectly... I thought the it said:

    Dvorak on How Microsoft Can Kill Linus
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    1. Re:Run for the Hills, Torvalds! by quaxzarron · · Score: 1

      Mebbe, that makes more sense as a topic of this.. ahem.. article.

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  204. PS: Microsoft bought VirtualPC by aristus · · Score: 1

    http://www.microsoft.com/windows/virtualpc/

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  205. drivers by H9000 · · Score: 1

    Hi, If nobody will go for hardware that has no linux support then this will be pointless. my 3 cent

  206. No way. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Microsoft would never be happy with being relegated to a middleware supplier.

    Microsoft is maintaining dominance by deliberately cultivating Joe Average's misunderstanding that all PC's can only run Microsoft Windows. In fact from my eperience, most non-technical users don't even realise that Windows is a separate product from the PC itself.

    Therefore its all about perception. That PC screen is prime real-estate and anything Microsoft does to allow non-microsoft logos on the screen directly undermines their core marketing approach of misdirection, misinformation and technical sounding doublespeak.

    This is why the only way to fight Microsoft is by advertising the Linux name and getting Joe Public to realise that it can do everything that Windows can and more, it is more safe, stable and secure, and is truly free in all senses of the word.

  207. Dvorak's a damn fool... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Most of those drivers happen to be written by the hardware vendors. How can MS extinguish here? By not allowing access to driver development info?

    Here's a clue for Johnny-boy: They pretty much already do this stupidity and you can bet your bottom dollar that if it came to be known with real evidence that they've arranged this, there'd be another anti-trust suit filed against them in most of the G8 at that point. 'sides, many of the drivers are reverse engineered anyway.

    You know, I don't know why I'm even bothering- John's just another talking head that practically nobody listens to because he doesn't have the foggiest about what he's talking about most of the time.

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  208. Pure Drivel. by meatspray · · Score: 1

    OK,

    Microsoft takes Linux, somehow redesigns all driver needs to work perfectly with modular close sourced windows drivers...well there goes preformance, security and reliability. They're obviously not going to release it for free, there goes cheap. It's Microsoft doing the code work, there's no way it's going to be secure or relatively stable. It's linux, so it's going to be alien to the common desktop user, there goes easy.

    So M$ is going to make a slow, buggy, insecure version of linux that is going to trash the opensource community because it has better driver support....

    Umm okay, When is this guy starting his own talkshow? Is he training to be a Maury Povich replacement?

  209. Dvorak... The Andy Rooney of technology news! by leonbev · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed the simularities between John Dvorak and Andy Rooney? They both seem to have amusing little rants at times, but both them are hopelessly be behind on technology and often have no idea about the topic that they're ranting about.

    Both of them are WAY overdue for retirement, too. Until then, I'll enjoy his articles on Slashdot just for the amusing replies of people who still take him seriously :)

  210. No devices under Windows either by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    That's odd, I much prefer my Debian machines to my Windows machine because almost none of my hardware works under Windows.

    I'm serious.

    The "problem" is that I use old hardware which runs old versions of windows (98, ME) because 1) I don't care to spend hundreds of dollars for a new version of Windows and 2) the hardware couldn't run it anyway. The existing hardware works fine for my needs, and I can think of hundreds of better uses for the cost of a new entry-level machine.

    But every so often I would like to use some of my other hardware with this box, and it simply doesn't work. My parallel port ZIP drive - doesn't work. My USB thumb drive - unrecognized.

    Drivers are either missing or inaccessible. You might argue that I should have filed away the disks that came with the hardware, but they're totally useless to me since they don't contain Linux device drivers or configuration tools. Many companies, inexplicitly, don't provide downloadable drivers - if the manufacturer still exists.

    My favorite has to be the thumbdrive that contained the driver. On the thumbdrive. So the driver is only accessible if its unnecessary. (I tried copying it via my Linux system, but apparently they decided against supporting 98.)

    My point is that your argument is not just bogus because a sample size of one is meaningless, it's bogus because the "windows always has drivers" argument is false. If I need a new driver under Linux I can usually install a new kernel without too much else changing, and the package manager should take care of the few dependencies. But if my Windows kernel doesn't support a driver I have to install a whole new OS and probably kill several of my applications in the process.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
  211. Re: What a MORON! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I fail to see what makes him think improved driver support will change people's reasons for running it.

    Wow, you're really missing the point.

    Microsoft's winning tactic is "embrace and extend": grudgingly accept the winning standard, get LOTS of people to use the MS version, then slowly deviate from that standard. They win by default via customer loyalty; when a large majority of users choose the MS solution, the "standard" becomes whatever MS says it is ... and the minority can either whine & be ignored, or give up and join the rest on the dark side.

    In this case, the idea is to play off Linux's biggest weakness: lack of drivers. MS drivers may suck, but at least they exist! (Personally, it was incredibly frustrating to run Knoppix on a once-popular reasonably-capable Gateway laptop and not even have sound because the drivers wouldn't support even the most common sound card - but freakin' Win95 that was on it runs sound fine! ARGH!) By "embracing" Linux via a method heavily dependent on drivers, there would be a boom in Linux - to be specific, MS-Linux. Then, once hooked like crack addicts, upgrades gradually fork away from "real" Linux and toward Windows - exactly what Microsoft did to IBM regarding OS/2. The few hardcore Linux users left are left swinging in the breeze.

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  212. Why not just create a Windows Desktop for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft would be better off instead porting their UI to the Linux OS, much like NT was written on top of a modified version of Mach. Then they could sell the desktop at the same price as XP. That way, they don't lose any revenue, can port Office or whatever else to only their desktop, and still gain the ability to run Linux apps.

  213. 3 yrs after "Come on,Linus,infect the mothership." by D4C5CE · · Score: 2, Funny
    Anyway, this probably wasn't Dvorak's Greatest Article Of All Time... For a much more entertaining take on the issue, have a look at this report in Wired , from a parallel universe where Linus has joined Microsoft, but now feels compelled to write yet another memo to BillG, complaining about Steve. Here's one highlight:
    (...) I thought I was making some pretty outrageous demands. I was stunned when you agreed to accept the General Public License mandating that everything you added at the level of the new operating system would remain open. But you've been true to your side of the bargain, and you've won my respect. You never made me alter my goal, which was world domination for Linux. I'll never forget your line: "Come on, Linus, infect the mothership." I still believe that was the best recruiting pitch ever uttered. We both took a lot of criticism from our partisans, but look what we've accomplished. The world is using software that doesn't suck!
  214. I know the way MS can kill Linux for certain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... all they have to do is give Windows away for free and include all its source code. Blammo! Linux would then die practically overnight. Simple as that :-)

  215. Windows Drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an ddministrator of more than a dozen
    Windows(2k/XP) infected machines at a german university. The origin of most of the problems are: bad drivers.
    Onboard sound, (network) printer, printer server,
    graphic cards are my favourites.
    Even so called "certified" drivers ruined my
    weekends.

    Last time i tried to contact Brother for one of their "i-can-do-everything-but-you-have-to-pray-to-me"
    -machines but they did not even answer my mails after i said that i have to bring their product back if they will not support me.
    Installing the driver fails again and again.
    (Well, i guess it will be the last Brother product our departement aquired).
    The onboard tools of windows are rather poor.
    Most of the times i use a modified Knoppix
    (famous "ct-edition" of Knoppix or "xfld") for
    analysing and repairing.
    I saw windows crashing it own automation mechanisms too often.
    Thank god i will work for another departement
    using debian linux - were i can concentrate on
    the real thing (ldap, maybe i will try open mosix for distribution of the matlab processes, samba for the poors, tuning libraries for statistical mathematics - well, no more daily reading of virus alerts *g*).

  216. What the OP says is true, actually by nick8325 · · Score: 0

    http://ndiswrapper.sourceforge.net/

    Some vendors do not release specifications of the hardware or provide a linux driver for their wireless network cards. This project provides a linux kernel module that loads and runs Ndis (Windows network driver API) drivers supplied by the vendors.

    http://www.jankratochvil.net/project/captive/

    Project implements the first full read/write free access to NTFS disk drives. You can mount your Microsoft Windows NT, 200x or XP partition as a transparently accessible volume for your GNU/Linux.

    This compatibility was achieved in the Wine way by using the original Microsoft Windows ntfs.sys driver. It emulates the required subsystems of the Microsoft Windows kernel by reusing one of the original ntoskrnl.exe, ReactOS parts, or this project's own reimplementations, on a case by case basis. Project includes the first open source MS-Windows kernel API for Free operating systems. Involvement of the original driver files was chosen to achieve the best and unprecedented filesystem compatibility and safety.

    (you can use the FUSE LUFS wrapper to run this, as LUFS is now unmaintained).

  217. Responsibility of the manufacturer or OS? by amichalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Should Device Drivers be the responsibility of the hardware manufacturer or the OS company?

    On the one hand, you have the market force that would make HW manufacturers want to provide quality drivers to the three OSes. On the other, you have the OS companies that want to support many drivers.

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    1. Re:Responsibility of the manufacturer or OS? by p7 · · Score: 1

      I believe that the idea is that MS sells a translation layer that would allow you to use the Windows driver in Linux for all Windows drivers. Essentially NDISWrapper for all Windows drivers.

  218. Parent! Heir is calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's hare-brained, cause hare is the hopping animal. Not to split a hair...

    1. Re:Parent! Heir is calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to nitpick, you might as well point out that the "S" in "Microsoft" is not a capital letter. ... unless you are going to spell it with the good ol' shift-4. :)

  219. 3 Problems by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't have a lot of time, so I'll try to make it succinct.

    1) Windows Drivers Suck. They are often buggy, and bring the system down. I don't want my Linux system dependant on buggy Windows drivers. I'm happy with my linux system as is (yes, you have to do some research to make sure what you buy is compatible. That's life--- Be an educated consumer).

    2) Inane amount of difficult involved. The Windows driver model is VERY different from the Linux driver model. I'm not a sure a 'hybrid' is possible without a great deal of work/new code. Do you really want a Linux where MS wrote 1/3 of the Kernel?

    Especially if that portion is closed source? Who knows what bugs/exploits will lurk there. No Thanks!

    3) The Linux driver model is superior. I can take my harddisk out of my desktop (with ACPI on), and drop it into a desktop with a different processor, different network cards, different motherboard chipset (with ACPI off), different graphics card, and it'll boot. On SuSE, SaX2 will run automagically, press enter a couple times, and *Poof* you're up and running.

    Try this on Windows. Blue Screen, almost certainly.

    Does the Windows Driver Model permit dynamically loaded drivers? I think not.

    Does the Windows Driver Model require a reboot on each driver installation/upgrade? Depends on the device, but usually.

    Does the Windows Driver Model support having thousands of drivers installed simultaneously, and dynamically loading the necessary ones on demand?

    I think not.

    No thank you. MS-Linux will only draw people from Windows, not Linux.

    Once you go to the pain of making sure ALL your hardware is Linux compatible (i.e. working drivers are out there), the Linux driver model is preferable to the clunky windows driver model.

    Yes, I know there are reasons the Windows driver model is the way it is. Mainly backwards compatability. But rational != excuse.

    Linux is better, and I like it that way.

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  220. Drivers are the issue for me. by Dahlgil · · Score: 1

    I'm just one person and I realize there are some for whom every driver they've ever used on Linux has worked perfectly, but I don't think this is the common experience. I've had very bad luck with Linux and its drivers and have basically given-up on it as a desktop OS. I still think its a blast as a fun geek-toy, great for specific tasks, and a wonderful platform for dedicated appliances (think TiVo), but for the home desktop and my devices it just takes too much time to get working if I can get it to work at all. Dave

    1. Re:Drivers are the issue for me. by Eilorux · · Score: 1

      I FULLY AGREE! Linux is wild west of OS's, and each time I attempt to install it, I got run out of town by the need to rebuild kernels. No one has yet written a user-friendly document on kernel building in Linux. I'd jump from the Windows platform in a heartbeat if I had a successful implementation of X-Windows running on my old Dell box. I've got an intel 810 video chipset but no knowledge of how to make it work.

  221. What a Degenerate Cocksucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandma has "a 45 years experience with cars" but I'll be damn if she knows what a carburetor is.

    Even my father secretary has "a 20 years experience with computers".

    That doesn't mean she knows shit about software engineering.

    The same thing applys to Dvorak.

    Device drivers run at ring zero for one, good, reason.

  222. Re:Why not just create a Windows Desktop for Linux by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    Not just the UI.

    Microsoft would be better off making a replacement for X windows.

    That way, you couldn't run KDE/Gnome side by side with their UI.

    Of course, this will NEVER happen. Microsoft loves the NT architecture FAR too much.

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  223. Why anyone reads him is beyond me. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Dvorak has been consistently wrong about most things.

    He's have us using card punches.

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    1. Re:Why anyone reads him is beyond me. by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dvorak's writings are either brilliant or idiotic. When he's brilliant, he's interesting. When he's idiotic, he's hilarious.

      I personally think he's idiotic merely to get people talking about his column. E.g., "Did you hear what Dvorak said about Linux and Windows' drivers?! He's a fucking moron!"

      That way he gets people linking to his column, checking out his column, etc, which makes his readership look larger than it really is.

      I seriously doubt if Dvorak really believes shit like this.

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  224. We are wrong about easy of use. by rawg · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work."

    If this was true, then the Mac would be on top of the world. Since installing a program is simply drag and drop the app into the folder you want it.

    People love messing with drivers and install programs. They love bugs and crashes. They love viruses, worms, and spyware. 90% has said so by using MS Windows.

    We are the ones that are wrong in thinking that people want easy to use computers.

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  225. Spoiled? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "Drivers have always been an issue with Linux as PC users have gotten spoiled with Windows driver support."

    Let me get this straight: being supplied with the drivers that let you use the hardware you've bought and paid for is "spoiled", simply because you happen to be using the most popular operating system? By that measure, isn't being given an entire OS for free being "spoiled"?

    I'm just curious about the logic here, since it seems he's criticising Windows* for about the only thing done right, and it's users for being used to the convenience of actually being able to utilize their hardware. I think he's missing the point of why the "non-nerd" majority buy computers (and ignoring the resultant economies of scale that make them cheaper); unfortunately, it's a trait all too common in OSS advocacy. The philosophy is irrelevant if it turns peripherals into paperweights and demands that everyone on Earth becomes a programmer before they can do what they want. Realistically, that's more of an impediment than proprietary formats.

    *IMO the best thing you can do with Windows is delete it. That doesn't mean I think Linux, BSD or OS X will suit everyone...

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  226. MS Monopoly is in applications, not drive by strike6 · · Score: 1

    I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever read. MS keeps it's monopoly by tieing you to Windows applications, not drivers. How many pieces of h/w do you have that came with a driver disk that was more current than Windows? Heck, you can't install a wireless card most of the time unless you install the driver from the CD before even installing the h/w.

  227. Coperative Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the man talking about, clearly he hasn't seen that cooperative linux works in windows fine, and before that Umlwin32...

    Nothing to see here; move along!

  228. You can't Kill/stop/destroy/maim etc Linux.... by SecretSauce · · Score: 1

    ....Or anything Open-Source for that matter. People (well most of them) work on it for nothing, give it away, and actually (gasp!) ENJOY running it. Inversely, Linux COULD kill microsoft. Without the COMPANY there likely wouldn't be any more OS. The same cannot be said of Microsoft killing Linux or anything else Open-Source.

  229. Interesting idea by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

    What he is suggesting is something similar to a project I think would be neat. That is, being able to run Windows drivers under Linux.

    There are several Linux projects using Windows DLL's (MPlayer, Xine, etc.). I don't see why that idea can't be expanded to cover drivers. This could possibly facilitated by using things like WINE but you wouldn't necessarily need WINE.

    Drivers are basically just DLL's that access hardware. Sometimes they use Windows API's (like USB) but those API's could be created for Linux for use by the drivers.

    Then you could just run binary Windows drivers on Linux.

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    1. Re:Interesting idea by cimetmc · · Score: 1

      The idea is actually already used in the ndiswrapper project. This is a project that allows Windows network drivers to operate under Linux. The main purpose of this project is to support writeless adapters for which there are no Linux drivers.
      Marcel

  230. So why isn't Dvorak in Gitmo? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0, Troll

    oh, wait that was Novak ... sorry.

    All those old guys who don't grok the real world all seem alike to me.

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  231. Death of Redhat, film at 11 by kiore · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, and it is just opinion I have no facts to support this at all, if Microsoft released a Linux it would become a nearly instant success in the corporate market.

    Year -1 (Now)

    System Administrator: blah blah blah so you see how Linux would improve our productivity
    PHB: No way. We're not having something put together by a bunch of hackers

    Year 0

    System Administrator: blah blah blah so you see how Linux would improve our productivity
    PHB: Hmmm, OK, as long as we do it quietly. To protect us we'd better be safe & go with Microsoft Linux

    Year 1

    System Administrator: blah blah blah so you see how Linux would improve our productivity
    PHB: Good thinking. MS Linux gets great reviews in PHB Weekly. Just make sure you get service pack 6.2.

    Year 5
    PHB: The CEO wants to know why aren't we running Linux on our servers?
    System Administrator: It's too unstable, Microsoft keep screwing up the updates.

    The few PHBs that ever knew there was a Linux before MS got in the market would quickly forget that unpleasant fact. If they ever heard of them they'd probably think Debian SuSE & Redhat were either cheap clones or outright warez. In either case something to be avoided.

  232. Desktop is a small peice of the puzzle by jtshaw · · Score: 1

    That arguement might hold water for the Desktop, but Linux has the most momentum in other areas anyway.

    In the server and embedded worlds, where linux is making huge strides, plug and play driver support is not nearly as important.

    In custom embedded environments it isn't unreasonable to expect to have to write some of your own drivers, even if WinCE is your platform of choice. I can tell you first had that writing a WinCE driver is WAY more of a pain then writing one for Linux. Especially for somebody new to drivers. There are so many good examples of linux drivers out there to work off of.

    In the server world, linux supports almost everything out of the box, and if your a good admin your not going to be playing with a lot of cutting edge unproven hardware anyway.

  233. TIMELINE? by Pbody32 · · Score: 1

    According to the article, ( Hey, /. sorry I read the article, I am new here ) MS developed a MS compatiable version of Linux and then shelved it. As posted above MS bought(announced)Connectix Feb 2003. When was it developed? When did they shelve it? Could he have mentioned dates or a time line? Could it have been around this time? June 22 2001 http://news.com.com/Microsoft+license+spurns+open+ source/2100-1001_3-268889.html A timeline would beter help me to understand some of the quotes and rationalizations that goes on in Redmond.

  234. Absurd assumption by Azul · · Score: 1
    Microsoft's MS-Linux would quickly become the dominant Linux and the company would begin to profit from all the open-source development work that would go into Linux. Once the developers saw that happen they'd stop working on Linux and it would die.
    This is the most absurd assumption I've heard today. Many companies currently benefit from the work of free software contributors (whether they are paid to work on free software or they are just volunteers). Sun, IBM, Apple and Novell just to name four.

    I don't think any important developers would stop working on Linux just because Microsoft would also benefit. The most common reasons why developers work on free software have nothing to do with hurting Microsoft but rather with creating useful software.

  235. WTH? by mormop · · Score: 1

    You got XP to install in 15 minutes!!!???

    In the last year I've built a hundred + machines all 2.4GHz + Athlons and Prescotts with 512MB DDR and I don't think I've had a single one finish in less than 30 minutes (and that's with a quick NTFS format). Add Windows updates with reboots and all that cack and you're up to an hour at least.

    Mandrake on the other hand takes about 20 minutes then run MandrakeUpdate, click "all" and walk away while it does the stuff it has to do (no rebbots for each 3 or 4 updates). The only hardware I can honestly say I'm wary of now is Webcams, USB modems and wireless but NDISWrapper seems to take care of that with reasonable results.

    The more I had to use XP in my last job, the more determined I became to find a job where I wouldn't have to.

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    1. Re:WTH? by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

      You're right, it must have been more than 15 minutes, making my entire point even more valid.

    2. Re:WTH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, no it doesn't Einstein. It makes you less credible.

    3. Re:WTH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more I had to use XP in my last job, the more determined I became to find a job where I wouldn't have to.

      You poor poor IT people.

    4. Re:WTH? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      While I am not personally familiar with XP, I do have several friends who use it regularly. One of them recently installed XP in 6 minutes on a bare hard drive. I asked him twice if that included SP2. He said it did. (shrug)

      Take it for what it's worth. Apparently, XP can be installed as fast as or faster than Linux.

      Now, do I care? Hell no! I run Gentoo, fer chrissake! :lol:

    5. Re:WTH? by mikvo · · Score: 1

      I did this once. Problem is, it can only really be done one day out of the year, and only at 2:00am for that matter...

    6. Re:WTH? by mormop · · Score: 1

      The only time I've had XP install in less than 30 mins is by ghosting it. Even then you have to add in the time for altering the SID (if it's networked) and changing the name etc..

      Seriously, if he can install XP in 6 minutes, please get him to tell me how I'd love to know.

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    7. Re:WTH? by mormop · · Score: 1

      Lol.....

      I no longer care as I'm rolling out Linux in a public sector job which in the UK is a rarity of F****g huge proportions. The pay may be sad compared to the private world but the job satisfaction makes up for it.

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  236. False Premise by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


    the relative dearth of device drivers available for Linux (compared to what is available for Windows)

    That's a false premise. Linux has more drivers. Windows only has more drivers when you limit your scope to talking only about Intel PC's.

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  237. Obligatory MST3K quote: by harley_frog · · Score: 1

    "They tried to kill me with a forklift."

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  238. Who cares anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is for loosers.
    OSX is for people who know better.
    Linux is for people who like to explore.

    Me, I learn and explore with Linux. Create with OSX and use Windows when... uuhmmm, never.

    Linux isn't and will never be an OS for the average Joe so stop complaining and get on with life.

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  239. He's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work.

    That's why I use a Mac.

  240. It wouldn't be so funny if by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Microsoft didn't seem to be trying to kill Windows with this strategy....

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  241. what a bunch of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like anyone cares what this idiot writes!

  242. Wrong.. only possibly right for desktop linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No text

  243. Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A pricetag.

  244. How are they by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    going to kill what started out as a hobby and could just as easily dissolve back into a hobbist's system? Outlaw tinkering? The only way I know of is to outlaw computers. So Linux never reaches the mainstream. Big deal. Let the users have Micrososft, and we can continue having fun making our computers do what the authorities don't want you to do. Screw 'em. Just reverse enginner the hardware and make our own drivers. Upload them anonymously and let them try to sue. Like tell me that's not already happening.

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  245. Re:Drivers are still THE biggest problem with Linu by SilentBob4 · · Score: 1

    ummmm... movies won't play? Codecs maybe? These are required in Windows as well. Linux is no different. Actually, getting Win32 codecs on Linux is a snap.

  246. OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, because embracing a competitive product in exactly this manner worked so well for OS/2.

  247. spoiled by Linux, instead. by timothy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dvorak's claim that users are spoiled by Windows' driver support level has a problem: sometimes Windows driver support is lousy.

    There is a lot of hardware that doesn't yet work with Linux (which I wish did); for many people, this is a real downside to Linux as an OS choice right now for two closely linked reasons: 1) it means their existing hardware might not work with Linux, which might mean spending money to replace them if Linux is for other reasons especially attractive 2) When a new device comes out, especially a specialized one they might need in a field like medical imagery, it's likely to come with Windows drivers (if it's designed to interface with an PC, rather than self-contained) but may never work, or may only work with reduced functionality, with Linux.

    However, there's another side to the driver problem. Adversity breeds strength; those devices which do work with my installation of Mepis Linux (and which have worked with various other distributions) generally don't need separate driver downloads to make work; my printer, for instance (Lexmark 210e) works under KDE after a 2-minute exercise with an actually decent "wizard" type application. (I loathe those "Wizards" in general, but this one works nicely, isn't condescending, and results in a working printer.)

    For reasons unimportant here, I recently had to use a machine running Windows 2000; to make it work with the same printer, I had to find the driver for the printer and install it. (Which, surprising to me, did not require a re-boot. Thanks, that was less unpleasant than I expected.) Likewise, and more annoying, the same was true of an ethernet card I hooked to the same laptop. It came with a driver on floppy; none of my machines have a floppy drive. Luckily, I had a USB thumb drive handy, could download the driver from a different machine, transfer via the thumb drive. The same card is auto-recognized under Linux and Just Works. Perhaps it's also easy traveling with WIndows XP, but I don't have that to compare.

    My dad has a color laser printer (Minolta/QMS) which for about half a year would cause his Windows-running computer to get even crummier whenever it was used; Minolta tech support blamed a memory leak in the driver or the spooler software. I think a new driver has solved the problem, but in the free operating system world. the problem *might* have been solved a lot faster; in the time between discovering the gooey performance under Windows and an improved driver, that model of printer actually gained support under CUPS.

    I also have some older hardware for which drivers exist for Windows 98 -maybe also 2000-, but not for XP; that means that for many users it would be effectively useless. (Or do those drivers also work in some sort of compatibility mode for XP? Haven't tried, don't know.) Most of it works fine under Linux.

    So while it's nice for the buyers of new Windows-centric peripherals that they can install software to make the peripherals work, it's also nice not to be dependent on separate driver software. (Which, Yes, is needed to make some things work under Linux, too -- there's an overlap, clearly.) And for ethernet cards, it's plain annoying.

    So while using Linux as my every-day desktop (as I have for the last 6 years) limits my hardware choices, it also means that my printer, scanner, modem, etc. really *are* plug-and-play -- or at least closer than I've ever seen to that ideal under Windows. [Note, YMMV; I find Windows annoying enough that I don't ever deal with it at much of a stretch. The laptop in question will soon be upgraded to a nice Linux install :)]

    timothy

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  248. Danger Danger MS-Cygwin is comming ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Danger Danger MS-Cygwin is comming ...

    It'll be like nothing we've ever seen ...

    Run for the hills ...

  249. Nice Philosophy by Cytlid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've always said Windows and Linux "need each other". I don't see what he's saying as happening though. His claim that MS makes a "lopped-off head" version of Linux would kill the development cycle is bogus. Think of the hardcore, community-based, non-commercial purists... the Debian, Slackware, Kernel people. Probably 90% of the Linux-people. They would never just "give up".

    He claims developers would stop developing because MS would benefit from open source projects. Umm, if I developed a killer app, and I didn't want it to run on MS-Linux, I'd stick a compile-time flag in there. Set the flag for "MS-Linux" support. How many MS-Linux users (people who want many things to work out of the box and probably want to separate themselves from the running parts) would take the time to set the flag? Bingo. Linux-Killer Killer.

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  250. Seems unlikely by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

    GPL would be quite a problem for MS here. Binary driivers are OK IFF they use nothing but a subset of the functions exported to modules. Other useful functions are exported only to modules that declare themselves to be GPL. No promises are made that any particular function will or will not remain available to non-GPL drivers.

    The more interesting Windows drivers would be the third party ones for brand new hardware. MS doesn't own those, so if they want them to work in Linux, they'll have to come up with a full translation layer under the GPL. Native GPL drivers (by avoiding extra layers of bogosity and being open for improvement) will always be superior under Linux. For that matter, they tend to be superior to the Windows driver under Windows.

    As for availability, I find that a recent Linux kernel is MORE likely than Windows to come with the needed driver. This is especially important for network drivers where you can't just go download it if you need it. The last example I saw was for the BCM5701 network controller. That is a fairly common builtin Gig ethernet chip (especially for AMD chipsets) that Linux has supported out of the box for quite a while.

  251. Re: What a MORON! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Once hooked like crack addicts, people can just stop running MScolinux and run actual linux on their PC, because they're not really using Windows any more. Dvorak is either a fucking moron (unlikely) or he is attempting to set a trap for Microsoft (possible.) Or maybe he just took the purple acid and decided to write for his column before he came down.

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  252. No said yet by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The biggest problem with this whole idea is Micrcosoft's broken development strategy. It is a culture thing, and will see its way into any Linux hardware abstraction layer they try to develop. What I'm talking about is best explained with the video driver saga on NT.

    Windows NT, by most accounts, was a solid OS design, partitioning and securing different parts of the system from on another. But it was fast enough to beat the competition on every benchmark, so Microsoft made the fatal decision to move the video driver into the protected kernel space. Thereby, damaging the OS stability.

    They would expect to do the same to Linux. Play games and take shortcuts with the system stability, so that a fault in one system would bring the whole computer down. If they ever did try such a monstrosity, I think most user would totally reject such flotsam.

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  253. You can't kill something nobody owns / controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making Linux into something attractive to commerical interests and/or regular home users isn't really critical to Linux surviving. Even if Linux falls flat in the commercial and home-user arena, it will just revert to what it's always been: a kick-ass OS that can be customized, with thousands of free open-source software to run on top of it. We don't need Wall Street's or Silicon Valley's stamp of approval to use and enjoy Linux. Consider it a priviledge that it's being shared and expanded for wider use / application.

  254. Dvorak has absolutely NO credibility by inkswamp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why this guy is still being published is beyond me but even more puzzling is why any of his flimsy work deserves a spot on Slashdot. The man has no credibility and his "informed opinions" seem to be pulled from some region just south of his lower back. Why on earth does anyone waste their time reading his stuff?

    I'm not trolling here. It's a serious question. The guy is the quintessential know-nothing tech writer who seems to have figured out how to thrive by writing utter hogwash.

    Seriously. Name one thing in the last five years he's actually gotten right.

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  255. Dvorak is an idiot! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Dovorak has no clue. I work for a major juice company. When we want fast, highly available, database solutions we go with Oracle on Linux!
    We migrated many Windows databases off windows to Linux. Same hardware, Linux is just a better performer.

  256. Re: What a MORON! by JahToasted · · Score: 1
    How would they get around the GPL? If they gradually fork away from "real" Linux towards MS-Linux like you say, wouldn't they have to give us the source for MS-Linux?

    This is why MS hates open source software so much... it effectively blocks the embrace and extend strategy that they've relied on in the past.

  257. Obviously, Dvorak doesn't know diddly. by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
    People who want to just download and run stuff are not the same group of people who advocate Linux... those click-happy people are the ones whom Linux advocates are trying to educate!

    Linux under Windows has been available for almost a decade now. It's kind of handy for a few things, but the main reasons for running Linux (the kernel, not just the GNU utilities) are completely negated if you run it on top of any version of Windows.

    Saying that Linux under Windows will kill Linux is kind of like claiming that the kids won't want to move out because they've got a playhouse in the back yard.

    1. Re:Obviously, Dvorak doesn't know diddly. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > but the main reasons for running Linux

      What if my main reason is for the framebuffer console? Nothing I have found so far can replace it.

      I *know* I can get the same resolution, font, keymap, etc. with some terminal under windows or X for that matter, but I *cannot* get the precise behavior of the linux framebuffer console with anything I know of, and it's the combination of screen(1), terminfo, and whatever this close-to-the-metal framebuffer console is made of that I like so much.

      There are a number of reasons I run linux, but the behavior of the virtual console, in particular with the framebuffer device at a wide width, are what I like the most, and what I cannot have in windows, at least not that I've found.

      "Close" doesn't count -- I need to be able to sit at the console, and not be able to tell whether I'm running on a linux fbconsole or something else.

      1280x1024-77 160 wide, 64 high, perfect for me.
      Others may have different preferences, but this is a requirement for me.

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  258. May I ask.. by Henk+Poley · · Score: 1

    May I ask if you sent in bugreports to at least one of these distro's or LiveCDs? The people who maintain them don't have every piece hardware that exists on their desk.

    Filing a bugreport is mostly rather painless. There are real people on the other side. Who will guide you through getting the necessairy info out of your hardware to decide if the hardware detection is at fault or that the hardware is really unsupported. More people should know this, under Windows you rarely have the posibility to talk with the driver maintainers.

    Plus you haven't mentioned what hardware you tried to run it on. This could in hindsight reveal what happened. I'm sorry, but I don't see any verifiable facts of the problems you mention in your story. Now you could just be some troll that want to give Linux a bad name.

    1. Re:May I ask.. by djsmiley · · Score: 1

      Honestly im not a troll...

      Sending bug reports, ill be happy to.

      I think it was the mb causing problems : Gigabyte K7 Triton.

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  259. Dvorak must be getting old... by mikehunt · · Score: 1

    This is quite a sad article to see from someone who used to have lots of respect as a perceptive industry observer.

    I've noticed over the last year or so that he seems to be missing the mark more and more often.

    This particular article, centering on complete misunderstandings of the GPL and fundamental misconceptions about how the Windows and Linux kernels work and are partitioned, is his death rattle as a serious columnist.

    Goodbye from my reading list John!

  260. This guy is mad by someone1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haha, it might be that "open source law" whatever is it is untested. But copyright law is old and stable. MS will never touch Linux, their programmers wouldn't even comprehend the code.

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  261. GPL issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only the interface layer between ms-linux and the driver layer needs to be GPL because of (assumingly) tight intergration with the linux core. the drivers adhering to that interface will still be proprietary, and most likely written by the same 3rd parties.
    ps. i would like to be corrected if i am wrong

    1. Re:GPL issue by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      Its kind of a grey area. It is currently acceptable to wrap a proprietary driver in GPL wrapper and link to the kernel (I think nVidea does this). But as far as I now its only allowed because Linus himself said he wasn't going to make any noise over it. But if MS tried to do something tricky, Linus could take them to court.

      The kernel is GPL, so anything that links to it has to be GPL as well. If your driver layer is GPL then any driver that links to it has to be GPL too. And so on.

      Basically proprietary drivers for linux can exist at the whim of Linus Torvalds (the owner of the Linux copyright). I'm pretty sure he wouldn't tolerate too much trickery on MS's part.

    2. Re:GPL issue by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken, Linus owns the Linux trademark, but not the entire Linux copyright. Copyright over parts of the kernel are owned by whoever wrote them. So, theoretically, couldn't any kernel contributor sue, not just Linus?

      By the way, maybe you're thinking of GNU -- to contribute to official GNU software, you have to assign your copyright to the Free Software Foundation (which could help explain one reason why HURD is less popular than Linux).

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  262. Just wondering... by xcfx · · Score: 0

    Is this the same motherfucker who said Apple was going to start using Intel/x86 processors by now? ROFLMAO! AHAHHAH!

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  263. Dvorak? by mpaon · · Score: 1

    I know this is OT, but is this the same guy who created the dvorak keyboard layout?

  264. Illogical conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story could only come from the mouth that is in love (or bed) with Microsoft. Seeing that his whole world has been writing about Microsoft for years this is not so supprising.

    Several points:

    1) What he is suggesting as "the killer technology" already exists ten times over in various products of differing levels of compatibility.

    2) Win32 drivers are an order of magnitude more difficult to write correctly than the very same driver in Linux land. An MS type driver requires a very high commitment in both Financing of instructional learning and software support, where as with Linux any compitent programmer can buy a book from Amazon and get started in a few days.

    3)Drivers are developed by manufacturers, not Microsoft, except the generic ones which Microsoft can make run on many pieces of hardware or have licenced from a vendor. To be included in the MS distribution you have to move a lot of product.

    4)What is missing in Linux land is information! Because of Microsofts control on the market, this information is a much guarded secret. Brand X really does not care if brand Y does its drivers one way or another, the apps on top of that driver move procuct, not the driver. If the iron grip upon that information were loosened, and allowed it to get out into the wild, there would be drivers for most every product under Linux today. Microsoft, by virtue of their contractual control on this information base is controling the drivers just like they control[ed] the OEM's by forcing them to put MS on every hard drive. What vendor would not want to sell to a Linux user given that they don't need any development startup cost?

    Just follow the money Dorvak, and you will find the real answer.

  265. More than drivers at stake by naily · · Score: 1
    Windows is more than just drivers, and Linux is more than just a free OS. There's nothing new here - it's a variation of what Apple have done. It's just more entertaining, contentious FUD from Dvorak.

    First, he doesn't mention the impact on XP and potential Longhorn users. What are they supposed to think? Technically, it might make sense, but if these people were technically clever (ie. not requiring some MS marketing to make a decision) they'd have Linux already. If they had Linux, chances are they got it for a) pricing reasons, or b) independence from Microsoft, neither of which would be dented by this move.

    Drivers may be a strong consumer argument (ever weakening with more universal standards), but a trivial enterprise argument.

    Final point: why would M$ want to kill Linux? Sure, it threatens their market dominance, but what's bad about a competitor who reveals all their secrets? It sure beats any alternatives.

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  266. John C. who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't paid any attention to anything he's written in the 10 ot 12 years. He makes less sense than Bill O'Reilly.

  267. Do you actually realize how biased you sound? ;-) by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

    First let me get one thing straigth, I been a happy linux user for more than five years and I love it.

    But reading a comments on a story like this, really make me question how seriously the average "+5 Interesting" slashdot comment should taken when the story is about anything remotely critical of "our" favorite OS.

    You write about the great joys of the Hauppage WinTV series on Linux, and yes the bttv drivers are great. But the fact is, had you choosen just about any of the other hauppage series (or pretty much any other newer TV card) it wouldn't have been trivial at all. But luckily for you, you have choosen a card based on the only well supported chipset for that sort of thing.

    Something you don't have to worry one bit about on windows.

    Then there is the wifi drivers, the chipset drivers (for example, don't count on being able to use the new ATI Radeon XPRESS chipset anytime soon).

    Try and listen to the interview with Nat Friedman that was linked here on slashdot earlier, he talks a good deal about driver support on Linux(mostly about why closed source drivers will be hard to avoid, but also mentions driver quality when talking about Xgl).

    Driver support is getting pretty good, but saying its not a problem is simply closing your eyes and not facing the facts. It's not a HUGE problem, but you still need to give drivers thought when buying new hardware.

  268. Dvorak is a Moron. End of story. by Myrkridian42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, this is the same guy that insisted Apple was going to switch to Intel processors.

  269. Re:A similar little tale for you by slo_learner · · Score: 1

    I was playing around with some spare parts and plugged in an old dual boot hard drive from a different system. I booted into linux thinking it would be easier than trying to get W2k working on new hardware. Sure enough, RH 7.6 asked me politely if I would like to use this new hardware, and then just worked.

    It turns out the data I was trying to retrieve was on an NTFS partition, so I booted into w2k to see if I could get my data. After an hour of trying to update drivers without having a driver for the nic, I gave up. Too bad I used W2k in the first place.

  270. The hate towards MS kills Linux? by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

    I think what he's saying and most people are missing is that provided MS could even come out with a distro that could become dominant, everyone on open source Linux projects would realize their work is going to help Microsoft's bottom line (since the majority of users are on an MS distro). Then they would run to the bathroom, throw up, and cease all work on their respective projects. Now do I agree? Nope.

  271. he needs money by suezz · · Score: 1

    he must need his stock in microsoft to go up. I recently touched a windows xp box with third party drivers from a periphal a friend bought and I ended up reinstalling the god dam operating system for her. what a joke - I told her to get a mac or I will install ubuntu for her but I am not going to touch her windows piece of shit again. third party drivers for windows just plain suck why do I need a driver disk for a god dam keyboard or a mouse. anyway I am done - but this article is crazy - microsoft is not going near Linux - and if they did no one who buys linux now would never buy it from microsoft - especially kludged up with third party drivers.

  272. Old PR tricks by borodark · · Score: 1

    Those old farts can not even come up with something new but talking about lack of drivers!!! 10 years ago they were howling about OS/2 and now linux-have-no-drivers FUD started. I bet he have no idea what he is talking about.... I am disgusted with this "experts"

  273. Dvorak has apparently never heard of cygwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak is an idiot has-been. The mere mention of his name, much less any of his brain dead writings or quotations should be forbidden in Slashdot.

  274. "Spoiled" was hilariously double-edged, there by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Maybe we understand the word "spoiled" differently. A quick google of "windows drivers nightmare" gets me 122,000-some hits.

    (Dvorak's a hack -- he's a sort of professionally-paid troll, with wannabe authoritarian leanings that make him consistently favor the usual industry juggernauts. His prognostications are almost all in a class with "There's no evidence that anyone wants to use these things" -- which is a paraphrase of his original reaction to a mouse.)

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  275. Re: What a MORON! by hostyle · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's winning tactic is "embrace and extend": grudgingly accept the winning standard, get LOTS of people to use the MS version, then slowly deviate from that standard. They win by default via customer loyalty; when a large majority of users choose the MS solution, the "standard" becomes whatever MS says it is

    I can see what you're trying to say but, if that were the case, how do you explain Firefox popularity?

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  276. "The usefulness of Linux running under Windows"?!? by The+Dodger · · Score: 1
    The immediate usefulness of Linux running under Windows is obvious.
    The following reactions came to mind when I read this:
    • Uhm, not to me, it's not!
    • BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No stop it, please, my sides hurt...
    • I want some of what that guy's been smoking!
    • Err.. I think you got that the wrong way around.
    • You know, I think you're a month and a week early with this one.
    • *nod*, *smile*, *look for the nearest exit and move slowly towards it*
    • echo "Dvorak" | tr -d 'v' | tr -d 'a'
    D.
    ..is for "Don't be such a fucking moron..."
  277. I lost my respect for Dvorak a long time ago... by brain1 · · Score: 1

    When he was such the OS/2 zealot. Everything else to him was crap - especially windows. Now all of a sudden he is banging the m$ drum? Gee, when will he make up his mind.

    Honestly, I never figured out why he was being constantly referred to as such an "expert".

  278. Tell me about it! by Adapt+or+Die · · Score: 1

    I too work for a huge fruit, and we need to get away from Windows as well! I'm not sure what a Windows database is, but if we had one, we'd surely wanna convert that too!

  279. Whatta lame tale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly, the reason SuSE took 25m to install is because it hardly installs a third of the software XP does. Moving on, XP installs *most* hardware drivers before it dumps you into the OS - but you've got to install some drivers yourself, such as nVidia's and certain others.

    You say you rebooted after installing drivers for video/audio/nic/fw.. while I'm not sure what kind of firewall requires an XP driver, I can assure you that you could have installed all of those drivers at once and then done a single boot, rather than doing five, and everything would have worked just fine. I work in IT, I do this all the time - never had a snag.

    In XP, installing drivers IS part of the OS installation process - and a lot of stuff does JustWork, but certain drivers have to be installed seperately. Considering Windows has to support hundreds if not thousands more hardware devices than Linux, it would be nearly impossible to support *EVERYTHING* from a single .cab file on the install disc.

    Also, for some of the drivers you can also just run WindowsUpdate and the latest WHQL-certified versions will automatically be downloaded and installed for you.

    Your tale, while interesting (and perhaps due to OS-specific hardware), is definitly not the norm and you shouldn't believe it to be.

    Cheers

  280. Re:Where'd the last story go? by X0563511 · · Score: 1
    503 Service Unavailable

    The service is not available. Please try again later.


    WTF is going on?
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  281. DICKHEAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak, on the other hand, knows better. He knows that if he calls the iBook 300 "girly" or says that Linux-on-Windows will put Red Hat, Debian, and Gentoo out of business, people will rush to the web site to read his rubbish, and then comment on it it forums, link to it on blogs and slash sites, and go to great lengths to alert the world about how wrong he is... all of which gets his site hits, and makes his publisher very happy with him. He's laughing all the way to the bank, because his goal is not to be seen as insightful, but simply to be seen.

    Did you ever think that maybe he does think the iBook looked girly? I thought the same thing. Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe he really did think that MS could kill Linux? No, of course not. He doesn't agree with your viewpoint so therefor he must be a capitalist rip off artist fraud. Your mentality is typical of the 12 year old slashbots that occupy this shithole.

    1. Re:DICKHEAD by Golias · · Score: 1

      Did you ever think that maybe he does think the iBook looked girly?

      Nope.

      Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe he really did think that MS could kill Linux?

      Nope.

      He's not that big of an idiot. His columns smack of being way too carefully calculated to inflame fanboys. I only provided two examples, but you can grab just about any column from him in the last five years and find fuel for the fire. It's what he does, and he's good at it. I just marvel at the fact that it still works sometimes. I guess this truly is the Semptember that never ended.

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  282. out of it as usual by idlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I heard about a secret project. It concerned the development of a version of Linux that runs smoothly as a task under Windows.

    colinux.org

    That said, there is no way Linux under Windows would be practical with all the overhead involved.

    It's very practical, actually.

    If Microsoft actually produced an MS-Linux that was the standard Linux attached to the driver layer of Windows, giving users full Plug and Play (PnP) support of all their peripherals, nobody would buy any other Linux on the market

    From first hand experience, I can tell you that this is not a really pleasant solution because it doesn't fix the things that are so wrong with Windows: lack of security, poor package and installer management, lousy system management interfaces, and a bad UI.

    The long-term implications of such a scenario, I believe, would be essentially to kill Linux. Microsoft's MS-Linux would quickly become the dominant Linux and the company would begin to profit from all the open-source development work that would go into Linux.

    First of all, Dvorak's premise is wrong: Linux has enormous numbers of drivers. Hardware "just works" under Linux when it requires cumbersome and flaky driver installations under Windows.

    But let's assume the premise were right. So, people have pure Linux PCs and MS-Linux PCs. Well, that means more commercial Linux usage and the ability of software vendors to standardize on the Linux APIs. The consequence? Cutting the cost of shipping Windows out of a PC becomes a more and more attractive proposition and hardware vendors would ship more and more Linux-only PCs.

    Microsoft only needs that one driver element to be proprietary for the plan to succeed.

    The flaw in that argument is that it is not Microsoft that is creating the drivers, it is the hardware vendors. Anything Microsoft does to make Linux more popular or credible will mean more Linux drivers from hardware vendors.

  283. We're not stupid. by k96822 · · Score: 1

    This guy thinks Linux users are as stupid as business users. Linux users will never swallow MS-Linux. I mean, really; what planet is Dvorak living on?

  284. My BSD Conspiracy Theory by jdfox · · Score: 1

    Here's an alternative to the idea of "MS-Linux": how about "MS-BSD"?
    Consider:
    1) MS have been bashing the GPL in general, and Linux in particular, for a long time. It would be too much of a U-turn for them to suddenly embrace it.
    2) MS have borrowed code from BSD before, e.g. for the Windows TCP/IP stack. Look at how many MS Knowledge Base articles reference BSD sockets.
    In fact, MS have interbred with BSD at least twice. Not only did they use BSD as a source for their TCP/IP code, they bought Interix a while back, which is where Windows Services For Unix (SFU) comes from: Interix had a pretty well-defined porting route from BSD, and as a result the Windows Posix subsystem is mostly BSD tools ported to Interix.
    3) MS bought the VM vendor Connectix in 2003. Most analysts concentrated on VM sales opportunities in server rooms, but it's worth nothing that in addition to the "PC on PC" version of Virtual PC, there's version 7 of the Virtual PC product for MacOS X. MacOS X is BSD with a Mach kernel plus a very non-Win32 graphical layer. But porting VirtualPC for Windows to another BSD would give them an emulation layer for "legacy" Win32 apps on BSD.
    4) The .Net "Shared Source" CLI is available from Microsoft for XP, FreeBSD and MacOS X.
    5) Microsoft have never publicly bashed BSD, in fact they've even said nice things about it in public.

    Dvorak is humorously suggesting that MS should port the Windows driver layer to Linux, but suppose they ported it to a BSD instead?

    Then they'd have:
    1) a rock-solid stable and secure OS, which is IMHO more secure out of the box than most Linux distros. I'm still a Linux user, because I know how to secure it and I prefer the GPL license. But then, they're not selling to me.
    2) the prestige of becoming the world's largest Unix vendor overnight, with the ability to have pious pissing contests with Sun and IBM over whose OS is the most open
    3) an emulation layer for Win32, allowing practically all existing Win32 apps to run unchanged, which they could bundle with the new OS
    4) the BSD license, which they could proclaim is "more American!" and "less cancerous!" than the UnAmerican and Cancerous GPL
    5) no legal hassles whatsoever from developing locked-up code on an Open Source base.

    The name BSD is trademarked by U of C, so they'd need a new name.

    How about "BSOD"? That's "O" for "Open". :)

  285. Dvorak's still loose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on his past writings, I thought the short bus had taken him home for nappy time long ago. He probably has a colomn hidden away somewhere explaining why this new-fangled "toilet paper" will fail, too. Does he still have that MS tatoo on his rump? Guess so!

  286. Doh by jdfox · · Score: 1

    Minor typo in the first 3): "it's worth nothing" should have read "it's worth noting".
    But you can choose to believe either one, of course. :)

  287. What about coLinux? (Cooperative Linux) by jbordall · · Score: 2, Informative

    Has Dvorak heard of coLinux (Cooperative Linux)? It runs as a Windows service and tries to offer the user the best of both worlds: http://www.colinux.org/ It looks very promising.

  288. Re: What a MORON! by Byzandula · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft's winning tactic is 'embrace and extend'"

    I think you mean "assimilate and destroy."

    When free software is able to take market share away from a multi-billion dollar monopoly, I say "cool." What Dvorak fails to understand is that there will 'always' be open source software and that there is no way to completely thwart the efforts of the truly geeky. If Linux goes away, so beit, but many people will be there to fill in the gaps where Linus left off.

    -MMMmmm beer.

  289. Dvorak is simply inviting MS to call OSS out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's say MS were to do this (and AFAIC it's entirely possible that they may. Personally, I encourage them to do so). How would the OSS community react? Well, there are two options as I see it. Create another kernel/OS under either:

    1) the GPL. All other complications aside it would, of course, only be a matter of time before MS co-opted that too, or

    2) another license which explicitly prohibits the inclusion of commercial and/or propreitary and/or closed source code. Now, how many people do you honestly think would use such an OS? It would redefine the oncept of marginal IMHO.

    Dvorak has a point, and it exists wholly outside of the desire of you, the Linux "Communists", to live in denial. Hope, for your sake, that MS doesn't take him up on his offer.

  290. Did you even frickin try? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1, Insightful
    1) A7V133 motherboard with onboard Promise IDE RAID. Promise RAID unsupported. Half my hard drives gone.

    My promise raid works fine.

    2) Asus V7100 Geforce2 MX with TV input/output. TV Input unsupported. TV Output unsupported. Guess I'll have to buy a DVD player and throw my DivX collection away

    I have a Gainward geforce 2 ti with VIVO. Both video input AND video output work.

    3) S3 Virge PCI running secondary monitor. Supposedly it's supported, but I never managed to get it to work, and I spent almost a week working on it nightly. No more multi-monitor support.

    I'm sorry dude, but you suck at linux.
    There's not really a nicer way to say it. You're listing shit that I *KNOW* is supported and saying that it doesn't work. That gives you ZERO credibility.

    Here are some links proving that so of this hardware ACTUALLY IS SUPPORTED:


    If you were actually being honest and saying that you simply couldn't get these things to work, I wouldn't be so harsh, but it's pretty damned obvious that you didn't even try, and that things you're calling that "unsupported" ACTUALLY DO WORK.
    As a result, your cluelessness is misleading people as to the capabilities of my favorite operating system. The issue here really is your inablity to use google and read directions, not Linux's lack of driver support.

    I'm sure I could find more links to get some of his other hardware working, but my aim here is to prove that this guy is incompetent and should not attempt to speak authoritatively on linux driver support.

    Let me state this again and very clearly:
    I'm not flaming this guy because he couldn't get his hardware to work, that can be a hard thing to do sometimes. I'm flaming this guy because, by stating that something is "unsupported" he is implying that NOBODY has made his hardware work. This is really obviously false, and denies the existence of the hard work of some very nice people. If you can't be bothered to install the right drivers and edit the right config files.... fine, JUST DO GO AROUND IMPLYING THAT OTHER PEOPLE'S HARD WORK DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
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    1. Re:Did you even frickin try? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Last tried middle of last year. Glad to see things have been coming along, perhaps I'll give it another go. If you weren't such a jerk off, your corrections might have been moderated up enough that people would have read them. Since you act like such a tool, likely no one will read any of that by the time the moderators get through with you. Hopefully someone else will correct any errors in my post.

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    2. Re:Did you even frickin try? by mushroom+blue · · Score: 1

      thankfully, the grandparent was modded up appropriately. you really do suck at linux. if you can't get X running on an S3 ViRGE, you should go read a friggin' book or something. I've trained 8-year-olds to configure X. what the hell is wrong with you?

      I could provide help with every problem you have, but like the grandparent, your shameless attempt at trolling simply prompted another response of how bad a troll you simply are.

      there's a rule on many linux forums: if you want help immediately, talk about how much linux sucks because you can't get something working. 15 gurus will flock to your post like a magnet to make sure you get it solved.

      I'm happy to not help.

    3. Re:Did you even frickin try? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the eternal question: is the parent poster a Microsoft astroturfer, or just a damned idiot?

      No way to know for sure, they act quite similar.

      Good god, I'm no genius, and Linux is just simple these days. Even Slackware...

      Ignore the moron. He's full of it, there's no point. (But I'm sure you knew that ;)

    4. Re:Did you even frickin try? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Glad to see things have been coming along, perhaps I'll give it another go.

      This isn't stuff that's new. It had this stuff I had working about 3 years ago.

      Hopefully someone else will correct any errors in my post.

      Hopefully next time you won't run around claiming thing don't work when very obviously haven't even done a basic search to check.

      If you had done even the FIRST step of typing "promise raid linux" into google, or running "grep -R promise /usr/src/linux/*" you would have seen that your RAID is supported. AFAIK Promise even hosts some raid drivers on their own site.
      You deserve to be flamed because you DIDN'T EVEN CHECK before you started calling things "unsupported".

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    5. Re:Did you even frickin try? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You deserve to be flamed because you DIDN'T EVEN CHECK before you started calling things "unsupported".

      Let me take a peek at my system here and recall my experience attempting to install Linux on it...

      When a person explicitly claims that they are recalling the last time they tried to install an operating system, that generally makes it clear to any person with the capacity to read that the poster didn't go check to see if everything was supported. I don't recall reading anything int the "slashdot terms and conditions" stating I'm obliged to go looking for the latest and greatest when I'm putting up a post about my most recent experience.

      Oh, and since you've posted that you had this stuff working 3 years ago, it's abundantly clear that not only are you a flamer with no class at all, you're also a liar and a shit disturber. I went looking at Hercules' website and checked the ALSA pages the last time I tried to get the thing working, and it sure as hell wasn't 3 years ago.

      I'd suggest you go Get Fucked. Pay if you must. You sound like you desparately need it.

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    6. Re:Did you even frickin try? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      When a person explicitly claims that they are recalling the last time they tried to install an operating system, ....

      Not when they use the word "unsupported". It's one thing to not be able to get the drivers to work, it's a totally different thing to say they don't even exist.

      Oh, and since you've posted that you had this stuff working 3 years ago, it's abundantly clear that not only are you a flamer with no class at all, you're also a liar and a shit disturber. I went looking at Hercules' website and checked the ALSA pages the last time I tried to get the thing working, and it sure as hell wasn't 3 years ago.

      What's funny is that nothing you're saying here show's that I'm a liar. All the things I said I had working, I really did have working and you're not providing any evidence to the contrary. This is because you won't be able to, you can go to archive.org and actually see that this stuff did exist 3 years ago.

      What's mildly interesting here is your total unwillingness to back off from your original position. You posted a bunch of statements about linux driver support that are blatantly and provably wrong, yet you continue to defend it.

      As another poster put it:
      "It's the eternal question: is the parent poster a Microsoft astroturfer, or just a damned idiot?"

      A reasonable person might come to the realization that they should not have made a post claiming linux's lack of driver support for things that actually are supported and whose drivers have been part of the standard linux kernel for a while now. They might also see that if they had actually done a five second google search, they might have made that stuff work.
      Furthermore, they might refrain from making these statements in the future until they are at least marginally competent. If you don't want to improve your knowedge of the subject that's fine, just please refrain from making any more bullshit statements about linux driver support until you do.

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  291. Slashdot Business Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Post story about John Dvorak article, who many Slashdot readers think is clueless.
    2. Collect hundreds of comments and thousands of page views.
    3. Profit!!!
  292. Damn. People couldn't keep this idea to themselves by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 0

    I had this idea a long time ago. I hoped to God it wouldn't get on slashdot and give the microsoft guys some bright ideas if they didn't have them already.

    Well, looks like they sure as hell do now. Now we've gotta find out how to stop them.

  293. Re:Damn. People couldn't keep this idea to themsel by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 0

    To be more specific, this wasn't my -exact- idea. My idea was just for Microsoft to TAKE Linux, start marketing it as Microsoft Linux(or something similar), and claim lots of ideas about Linux for themselves and once again reclaim the market. All the average joes that were going to be shown Linux will now see Linux as a Microsoft "property" and use ONLY Microsoft's version. And yes, I thought about that whole bright idea thing I said before. Obviously this article would've lead up to that idea anyhow.

  294. If L in W = No L, Then W in L = No W? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Netraverse Win4Lin already provides Windows running on Linux with linux drivers, and by-and-large works better than Windows itself. Of course, the catch is the Windows version is Win98 but the Win98-on-Linux version is probably more stable than WinXP.

    I think the only practical thing you can get from this insight is that drivers are critical to adoption. Most of the time I dual-boot into Windows, its to use some driver feature in Windows I need to use briefly that I couldn't find an hour to setup in Linux, like to scan in a document.

  295. MS-Linux Hardware Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pentium 6 1000GHz, 8 GB of DDR memory, and a really really big fan!

    With all that, Microsoft feels it'll match the performance of Linux running on a Pentium 3 with 256 MB of SDRAM.

  296. History repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft can kill linux just like the MS super-wide split keyboard killed the Devorak keyboard in areas like performance and intelligent design.

  297. "Secret Project" indeed by dbIII · · Score: 1
    It concerned the development of a version of Linux that runs smoothly as a task under Windows
    I've got that on my watch (geeky USB key) - qemu allows me to run "damn small linux" under a windows session - and both fit in 128MB. Another thing that gets that functionality which we have had for years is cygwin.

    As for MS selling linux "killing" linux, I do not think that is correct - we've seen plenty of windows only hardware out there and it was against that background that linux developed in the first place. There's nothing to stop MS selling linux - they've sold gcc in the past and fully complied with the GPL while doing so. An MS distro would be competing with all the others out there, and it would take years to get a significant share at this point even if there was some sort of MS only DRM controlled chipset introduced into most new home computer motherboards.

    It's a respected journo coming up with an opinion peice and not showing it to enough others before publication. I would sum up the article as "It would be bad for linux if Microsoft got control of linux kernel development". True, but they no longer have the same grip on hardware manufacturers as they did, and when they did they couldn't completely stop a variety of competitors. - so they are very unlikely to get control this was. Even if Linus got a job at Microsoft today and handed over all control to Steve Balmer you would just get a fork, and it would still take a long time for Microsoft to dominate linux and lock out other distros from hardware. Even silly US digital anti-competition laws wouldn't stop it - the hardware is mostly made elsewhere and the rest of the world is not going to suddenly give MS money just because some US only laws say we have to - a lot of uncrippled hardware will still be build, just like with the US DVD region scam that Hollywood tried to enforce on the rest of the world.

  298. This will never happen by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    This will never happen for many reasons. First of all if MS made MS-Linux it would cause them to admit that windows sucks, and that they have been selling crap software all this time. MS will never admit a defeat. Second as many people have said currently linux is mainly run by geeks. Geeks wont welcome MS as he said they will keep far away from MS-Linux. Linux companies wont want to change distros and stick with redhat Suse or what ever else they use. All it will do is convert the desktop to MS-Linux. Infact I think this would kill M$. The word would get out M$ is selling something you can get for free. Most drivers on Linux work just fine. Fedora you can install and everything works without configing anything. Linux is the future, M$ can do nothing to stop it.

  299. Re:Where'd the last story go? by unitron · · Score: 1
    Trying the links for either the story or the comment gets me a page that just says:

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    Snarky little bastards, ain't they?

    And no, this isn't the first time a story has been "disappeared" like a South American political protester, i.e., with little trace and even less explanation.

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    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  300. What Happened to Jon Katz? by Hobart · · Score: 1
    No, Jon Katz was sincerely wrong. He watched Buffy reruns and thought he understood modern teens, read Kevin Mitnick interviews in 2600 and thought he understood hacker culture, read Slashdot comments and thought they were a representative sample of American geeks. I think he was genuinely surprised at how detested some of his rambling became around here.

    The problem with Katz was he projected his need for social revolution on to mundane situation. He was connecting dots that just weren't there. Anyone know what happened to him?
    I Googled a bit, and discovered some interesting things ... Before he was pilloried on Slashdot , he was the executive producer of the CBS Evening News.

    It seems he moved to the country and became a farmer, and wrote a book about owning dogs.

    A Dog Year , The New Work of Dogs and The Dogs of Bedlam Farm appear to be by him in 2002/3/4.

    Incidentally your comment is one of the best summaries of "what went wrong" I've seen.

    Good luck Mr. Katz, you did try :-)
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  301. Dvorak cares about ad $$$, not credibility. by MacDork · · Score: 1
    He is flamebait. Plain and simple. He flamed Mac users for years before mac sites like MacCentral, MacNN, etc, etc, wised up and stopped linking to his stories. I will not click the link to his story (don't feed the troll) but I would be willing to wager it's a piece of trash article, full of brain dead leaps of logic, surrounded by hundreds of ad links and banners everywhere. Dvorak does not care in the least about credibility or accuracy, because he has learned there is money to be made in flaming die hard OS junkies of one sort or another. Seriously, it's "I was trying to copy a 17 MB file" kind of stuff. Complete and total garbage. Reading anything he says will only make you dumber.

    In short, Zonk (new editor?) and gewg_, don't take the bait. All you need to see is the name John C. Dvorak... Move along, nothing to see here.

  302. Hardware compatibility by jack_canada · · Score: 1

    Linux supports more hardware than Windows, uses less resources too. But it's really not up to linux developers in terms of supporting certain hardware. The power lays in hands of hardware manufactures, not developers. So, the best solution to Linux's hardware compatibility would be to make it more popular, then the manufactures would take Linux compatibility into consideration.

  303. Bad Plan, API threatens MS, not OS by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Regardless of whether it runs under Windows or on its own, the Linux API, something that can be programmed outside of Windows, is what makes Linux the threat.

    MS's whole business works because it has developers writing for it. Everything they make is programmable in a fashion. If Linux ran on Windows, it would only hurt MS because it would make it more accessible to Windows developers, who might like it.

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  304. Driver Compatibility by benw1979 · · Score: 1

    Why not tweak Linux to support Windows drivers? This may be an idiotic question, but it seems that it might be technically feasible for Linux to support the same driver model that Windows uses. They are both x86 code... I'm sure it's more complex then that though...

  305. For the "der!" brigade... by patrickcollins12 · · Score: 1
    Today's user wants to grab just about anything and not worry about installing it and making it work

    He seems to imply that we're being greedy wishing for this? What a strange comment to make. Of course this is what people want! And it should be this easy under Linux too...

    Even Zawinski agrees: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/302761.html?n c=4

  306. DVORAK's contribution to the world by thorax · · Score: 0, Troll

    His ego..

    Oh and his keyboard sucks..

    PS- Wintel devices are the number one way to
    kill linux support, and kill off a good number of
    device vendors.

    We'll just buy from China if Microsoft eliminates a number of our device drivers for linux.. China will surely embrase Linux centric drivers..

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  307. What a twit! by SwedishChef · · Score: 1

    He's been a twit for at least a decade. In this changing world, it's nice to know one thing is a constant.

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  308. I don't think he's talking about how to kill it.. by thorax · · Score: 1

    The idea is how Microsoft can make money off of linux.. And Dvorak's idea is to replace the windows
    kernel with linux, and have all the device driver stuff interfacing with the windows layer, with linux running atop.. I don't think there would be a problem with this as the Operating System only offers stuff like hardware and software interrupts to the device drivers, there is little OS management there.. You could probably do it such that any operating system could interface with it.. And I'm not sure about how the GPL would be able to interfere.. All Microsoft has to do is offer up a good API, then develop open source implementations that allow linux to use the device driver API.. They could keep the Linux open source, but they could leverage the device drivers and devices.. Realistically, this is what they have done all along.. Its like freeing up the city only to dictate the ports of entry.

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    He knows enough to ruin the world and his own. Does he know enough to change himself and the world as well?
  309. Something free and better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that would be FreeBSD then.

  310. bad day for fossils by epine · · Score: 1

    Dvorak is giving us fossils a bad name.

    Today's user wants to grab just about anything. That would include all the music and movies ever made without paying any royalties. It would include just about everything except MJ's crotch. Todays' user is a seething mass of unrequited desires, same as yesterday's user and the lusers of lore. Galaxies will not align themselves as a result of this rantelation. As a living fossil, if there's one thing JD should know, that would be it: the more things stay the same, the more people complain.

  311. Re:A similar little tale for you by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you just go make a small kernel with NTFS just for the purpose of rescuing that data?

    Actually, i have a liveCD (they call it System Restore disk or something) that is made for this kind of stuff. Thing has support for every frikin filesystem out there.

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  312. Re:3 yrs after "Come on,Linus,infect the mothershi by wan-fu · · Score: 1

    I wanted to point out the article in Wired as well. It really seems like Dvorak read the parody memo and decided that he'd try to sound intelligent by writing a serious article with its content stolen from someone else.

  313. LOL WHAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean Microoft? Amusing.

  314. mnb Re:Don't click by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 1

    That's not MS Windows' fault - that's HP for you.
    My Epson drivers are less than two megs.
    Crazy Driver Bloat is exactly why I _didn't_ buy an HP.

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  315. congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are the 1st person to get to it: engineering standard for interoperable computing.

    and it is this very thing, required of course by any sane person, that will instantly flush the microsoft commode. they will be gone. and a good thing too.

    in the 1930's(?) there were several diff. proprietary telephone systems. wires everywhere. a huge MESS. they set some standards.

    such a small thing.

    congratualtions and please keep up the good work and Thank You.

  316. Hello, Pot by runderwo · · Score: 1
    I find it interesting that you have nothing better to do than putting words in my mouth since you have nothing useful to contribute to the discussion, then you accuse *me* of having no life.

    By the way, the vendors I buy hardware from do care about Linux very much; that's why they get my money and the others lose.

  317. Here is the FireFox tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FireFox Most platforms.
    Mozilla Most platforms.
    Netscape Most platforms.
    Ie version one run on UNIX and Mac due to a lack of graphical enviroment on Dos.
    Then Mosaic on UNIX and Mac.
    Then the forgeten texted based first on UNIX.

    Yep it is a tree and a half.

    Take a close look at the code and Firefox and Mozilla are UNIX apps ported to everything else.

  318. And just think I still have a working one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the best cdrom test drives I have if it works in that one it will work in anything.

  319. how dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a remarkably dumb article. For a start it assumes that Linux and Windows are competing in the same market space which actually they're not (Windows is very successful on the desktop where Linux has too date been a bit of a dismal failure, and Linux is proving very successful in the datacentre where Windows has also been a dismal failure). The you have the technical aspects - The driver models for Linux and Windows are radically different and it would be very, very difficult to make them work well together. And then you have the fact that, on the whole, the Windows drivers are really pretty awful - buggy, badly implemented, and for many devices hosed by the broken device model (hence one of Apple's key niche markets being the music industry - not many pro studios run PC's and Windows despite the fact that most software vendors do product versions for them).

    I'm sure MS are looking for ways to kill Linux should it ever become a threat to their core business (I suspect they're looking to Mono as one stream of this). Its going to be hard though. Broadly Microsoft's brilliance (and they must be quite brilliant to have been the dominant player in the software list for the last 10 years - the only company to have even been in the list for this long) has been to spot smaller, weaker, competitors, take their ideas and do it faster and cheaper. Linux, being free, is a difficult thing to undercut which is why a central part of the "get the fud" campaign is to try and convince people that Linux is anything but. I think MS are starting to struggle, to be honest. I mean money wise they're obviously fine but it has been noticeable that the things they've set out to destroy having done the job to Netscape so efficiently (Java, the Internet(!), Google,the Play Station, the iPod to name but a few) seem to be very much in evidence still. And Longhaul keep slipping and having bits drop off it. And I don't know any company that's done an MSOffice upgrade in the last 5 years. I'm quite relaxed about the future of Linux for the moment.

  320. My windows .vs. linux driver experience by bitswapper · · Score: 1

    Here's my windows .vs. linux driver story. I recently bought a thinkpad with Win98SE, and installed Win200pro. For ethernet connectivity, it had a pcmcia card with a dongle. Predictably, the dongle quit working, so I installed and internal ethernet card. The 2000pro I bought had no drivers for this card, a card that has been around for years. Windows 2000pro could not recognize the card. I dug around and found drivers at Intel's web sight, ran the installer, which didn't work. The second download/installer round did work. I installed SuSe 9.1, it recongnized the card and ran perfectly with no problems. More so, my roommate, a garden-variety computer user, sat down to use SuSe to browse the web, read/write email, and etc, and had zero issues whatsoever. She really didn't know it wasen't running windows. Linux (SuSe) 1, Windows 0.

  321. dvorak?! by Bloke+in+a+box · · Score: 1