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  1. Re:oblig. on Milky Way Black Hole Could Reignite · · Score: 1

    "What does...God..need...with an ark?" -- Noah's Neighbor

  2. Re:What's the problem? on Many Scientists Using Performance Enhancing Drugs · · Score: 1

    not sluts, shy demure prudish women. they can blush, gasp, and avert their eyes during the festivities, it's ok.

  3. Re:What's the problem? on Many Scientists Using Performance Enhancing Drugs · · Score: 3, Funny

    hell with the drugs, where does he get the threesomes?

  4. Re:Personal cryptography users should be disappoin on Qutrits Bring Quantum Computers Closer · · Score: 1

    don't be silly, no one gives a shit what 99.99% of people here sent using PGP. Governments, banking system, financial markets, megacorps will be the ones to worry.

  5. Re:Two? on Two Totally Unique Star Systems Discovered · · Score: 1

    is your buttocks unique, or just one cheek of it?

  6. Re:Assuming that it isn't a 4/1 joke... on Micro-Projectors May Bring YouTube On-The-Go · · Score: 1

    you are your co-workers worst nightmare, no doubt. someone who thinks everyone else *wants* to see your powerpoint presentations and listen to your prattling on about them.

  7. Re:Original Paper & Obvious Criticisms on Women's Attractiveness Judged by Software · · Score: 1

    did she deflate?

  8. Obligatory comment about Neal's romance scenes on Neal Stephenson Returns with "Anathem" · · Score: 3, Informative

    Gah, what awful stuff. It was like drinking urine

    Hush, don't give Neal any ideas for even more revolting sex/romance scenes.

    That's the one thing about his novels, the sex/romance scenes will make a normal person want to toss their cookies, or maybe contemplate joining an order with chastity vows. A list of gems and highlights might include sex orgy with pivot gangbang girl reduced to ashes and eaten to get result of computation, or description of guy deprived of sex or masturbation so long everything from his knees to his nipples becomes (in protagonist's mind) a giant sex organ and then he finally relieves himself when his virgin girlfriend impales herself onto his pole with a single extremely painful leap and he immediately ejaculates "a Canadian imperial gallon" (sic) into her, or the King of France getting his hemorrhoids cut off sans anaesthetic while a woman feigns moaning in orgasm so those outside won't know the king is having surgery, or where a guy with syphilis and a half-burned off penis gets his load blown with the kind help of a sympathetic women who wraps bung around her finger and jabs him in the prostate via the anus (at least we can be spared Neal's idea of foreplay).

    I could go on about Stephenson sex/romance but I think the point has been made. Stephenson sex is pain. My apologies to those of you of a more sensitive nature who read this and don't have your therapist on speed-dial.

  9. Re:Women also misinterpret women's intentions on Study Shows Males Commonly Mistake Sexual Intent · · Score: 1

    or flip it around totally: no, she was hot for *you* dear, can't you tell she's a dyke, she was undressing you with her eyes and totally wants to munch your rug. you're unnerved because you think she's sexy, aren't you?

    as long as your going to be in the doghouse for awhile may as well have some fun

  10. Re:whatever runs old software on Why OldTech Keeps Kicking · · Score: 1

    pfft, how big a process? how about some numbers instead of talking out of your ass.

  11. Re:Right on on Stroustrup Says C++ Education Needs To Improve · · Score: 1

    there are plenty of other compiled langauges that can produce fast code, some even faster than C or that bloated bolt-on crap to it Bjarne Stroustrup continues to shit out. He's an impediment to progress and should go the way of the dodo

  12. Re:whatever runs old software on Why OldTech Keeps Kicking · · Score: 1

    the big HP and SUn Unix iron I set up can do the hundreds or a few thousand of users and several TB databases, but for tens of thousands of user....well, better buy something else!

  13. Re:So does this mean... on Suspended Animation In Mice Without Freezing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    only if there is high sulfide content.

    mere loud and long exhibitionist expulsions won't cut it, they need to *stink*. silent but deadly wins over foghorn-like showboating.

  14. Re:I have one of those on Windows 7 Likely Going Modular, Subscription-based · · Score: 1

    I heard Microsoft and Novell had started one

  15. Re:Never dealt with that sort of problem on Cubicle Security For Laptops, Electronics? · · Score: 1

    ah, people who are too busy fleecing customers to steal from coworkers. I understand.

  16. Re:No kidding! on Cubicle Security For Laptops, Electronics? · · Score: 1

    our Chicago cops will beat the crap out of you for your insinuations of criminal activity.

  17. I have one of those on Windows 7 Likely Going Modular, Subscription-based · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got one of those modular operating systems, can just have a bare-bones core for appliance or add things until it turns into a desktop or server or supercomputer node.

    but what I'm scared of is I've been hitting the shopping cart too often, apt-get this and apt-get that.

    I'm dreading the day the bill for all these nifty modules comes in the mail.

  18. Re:I understand that COBOL is pretty hot... on What Programming Languages Should You Learn Next? · · Score: 1

    it IS getting hot again, the COBOL coders are retiring.

  19. bullshit! on "Manhattan Project" For Prosthetic Arms · · Score: 1

    a small child doesn't adjust cup while drinking, they'll spill if they're not using a lidded training cup. The brain has to learn to do those complicated automatic adjustments and it takes a very long time. so that can be true for prosthetic limbs too, if it takes a year to learn how to properly control one to drink from a glass without conscious effort that's still a much shorter time than it took us to learn with natural limbs! putting such automatic features into an artificial limb could very well be a mistake, let the brain learn to handle that.

  20. Re:pwned on Blu-ray BD+ Cracked · · Score: 4, Insightful

    why call it disaster? it's GOOD when any and all copy protection schemes are broken so I can get fair use out of my purchases. Those who are creating DRM are trying to take away my rights. When will they learn they may as well just abandon their wasted efforts and instead get smarter about how content is priced, sold and distributed.

  21. Re:Wait. on Stanford Team Developing Super 3D Camera · · Score: 1

    of course, but he means one of those creatures that modeled for the vaginal orifice on our fleshlights

  22. Re:Room-pressure? on Scientists Create Room Temperature Superconductor · · Score: 3, Funny

    yup, and I tell ya what, the legs o' them broad-backed world supportin'turtles is good eatin!

  23. Re:Room-pressure? on Scientists Create Room Temperature Superconductor · · Score: 4, Funny

    kinetic energy is not a thing but a property dependent on inertial reference frame of observer

  24. Re:shame. on Arthur C. Clarke Is Dead At 90 · · Score: 1

    I thought Rama was for colonization. Whether from a dying world or just for spreading progeny was unknown. Was just passing through our system since our planet had sentient life, thankfully they weren't into conquest or "regime change"!

  25. Re:shame. on Arthur C. Clarke Is Dead At 90 · · Score: 1

    Rendezvous with Rama was a late career work and a classic too.