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Neal Stephenson Returns with "Anathem"

Lev Grossman writes to tell us that Neal Stephenson, author of greats like Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon, has another novel due for release in September. The catalogue copy gives us a small glimpse at what may be in store: "Since childhood, Raz has lived behind the walls of a 3,400-year-old monastery, a sanctuary for scientists, philosophers, and mathematicians--sealed off from the illiterate, irrational, unpredictable 'saecular' world that is plagued by recurring cycles of booms and busts, world wars and climate change. Until the day that a higher power, driven by fear, decides that only these cloistered scholars have the abilities to avert an impending catastrophe. And, one by one, Raz and his cohorts are summoned forth without warning into the Unknown."

248 comments

  1. This makes me happy by rbanzai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really enjoy his books. The strengths far outweigh the shortcomings for me. I usually feel smarter after reading his stuff, at least for a little while. He has a knack for weaving little interesting facts into his stories and that really appeals to me.

    1. Re:This makes me happy by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus, it's usually up to the reader to provide the last chapter or so. Weave away, reader. It's a brilliant way to write books, because each one ends up being lovingly tailored to the individual reader's mindset.

    2. Re:This makes me happy by mikek2 · · Score: 0

      [not in any way a fan boy]
      ---- loves neal stephenson. Truly a visionary. I will MOST definitely buy this book.
      [/not in any way a fan boy]

    3. Re:This makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ha exactly. I was going to ask if this one actually had an ending.
      After Diamond Age and Cryptinomican, I half expect any book I read by Stephenson to end in mid-sente

    4. Re:This makes me happy by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Sounds pretty lazy to me. I'm from the old school where a book ought to have a resolution to the climax (and it should come AFTER the climax). And that the artistic contribution a writer makes is presenting her vision to the reader.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    5. Re:This makes me happy by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm from the old school where a book ought to have a resolution to the climax (and it should come AFTER the climax). Right. I think literary critics call that "cuddling".
    6. Re:This makes me happy by needs2bfree · · Score: 1

      one word: w00t!! I agree with parent BTW.

    7. Re:This makes me happy by 2short · · Score: 1


      So, I hear criticsm of Stephensons endings all the time, and it genuinely mystifies me.
      What book are you referring to? Between The Big U, Zodiac, Snow Crash, The Diamond Age, and The Baroque Cycle I can't come up with any major unresolved plot elements at all. I'm genuinely curious if anyone can enlighten me... What did you want to know about a Stephenson plot that didn't get wrapped up?

    8. Re:This makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that the ending doesn't exist - it's more the velocity and hollowness of the ending. A long, well crafted story by stephenson tends to wrap up in a very unsatisfying dozen pages that leave me feeling like he just got tired of writing and jotted something down so he could send it off to the publisher.

      Zodiac wasn't so bad - Diamond Age was the worst IMO.

    9. Re:This makes me happy by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      This sounds an awful lot like Asimov's "Foundation" series. An awful lot.

    10. Re:This makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      not funny!

    11. Re:This makes me happy by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read about 2/3 of Cryptonomicon. Put it down for the summer because I use my bike instead of public transit for travelling to work, and I never picked it back up again. I keep on meaning to finish it, but it's been so long I fear that I'll have to start over from the beginning again. If there really is no ending, I might not bother, as I like my books to have some kind of conclusion.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    12. Re:This makes me happy by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Damn it, I'm reading the Diamond Age now. I really didn't like how he ended the Cryptonomicon,so I suppose I should be prepared.

      --
      11 was a racehorse
      12 was 12
      1111 Race
      12112
    13. Re:This makes me happy by Meski · · Score: 1

      Sigh. The world is full of people who seek 'closure'. Well, the world isn't really like that...

    14. Re:This makes me happy by azuravian · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of the short story, "The Lady, or the Tiger"? I don't recall exactly, but it was published sometime in the late 1800s, so I'd assume it's old school enough for you. I remember loving that story in High School precisely because I got to choose how the story ended.

      More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady%2C_or_the_Tiger%3F

    15. Re:This makes me happy by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      Sounds a bit like The Ice Schooner by Michael Moorcock. At about the half way point I began to release that there was no way that MM was going to be able to finish the story within the length of the book. Good idea if you're an author - just summarise the final few chapters over a few pages.

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      Michael Reed, freelance tech writer.
    16. Re:This makes me happy by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between a considered refusal to bring closure to a narrative, and the sort of distracted inability to be bothered to finish a novel that characterizes NS' books. He's no Alain Robbe-Grillet.

    17. Re:This makes me happy by Maxmin · · Score: 1

      Eh. For what it's worth, Stephenson's books are all about the trip, not the final destination. That last 1/3rd of Cryptonomicon is worth the read, much interesting and fun stuff happens. That's why you read a Stephenson novel, to enjoy his story-telling and insights about technology and people. Get back to it!

      --
      O lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
    18. Re:This makes me happy by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I couldn't agree more. I think Stephenson, at his best, has a singular gift for conveying background information, often fairly technical stuff, without interrupting his narrative. Consider the passage in Cryptonomicon where he explains modular arithmetic using the broken spoke on Alan Turing's bicycle, or the gradual explanation of universal Turing machines that's woven into the second half of The Diamond Age.

      Sometimes I think he takes it a little far... the first half of The Confusion sometimes felt like it was trying to explain the entire political framework of sixteenth-century France, and not always succeeding (at least, not in my case) - but by and large it's an aspect of his writing I enjoy very much.

      (I also think it demonstrates an interesting contrast with another great sci-fi/'cyberpunk' author, William Gibson. Where Stephenson will take several pages explaining some neat gadget or system, Gibson just throws his technological ideas at you and lets you work out for yourself what he's talking about. Count Zero opens with the line "They sent a slamhound on Turner's trail in New Delhi, slotted it to his pheromones and the color of his hair."... and closes 333 pages later without ever telling you what a slamhound is or how you would go about slotting one.)

      I wonder if Enoch Root will be in this one...

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      -- Open Source: It's mad, but you don't have to work here to help.
    19. Re:This makes me happy by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read the Iliad?

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    20. Re:This makes me happy by mcvos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of all his books that I read, Cryptonomicon is the only one that has something of an ending. Not a brilliant climax, perhaps, but definitely some sort of conclusion.

      Endings are definitely not Stephenson's strongest point, but the fact that this book at least has one, and every single one of the 1100 pages before that ending being exciting, thrilling, interesting and witty, has made Cryptonomicon my favourite book ever. It knocked Lord of the Rings off its throne, and is a must-read for every nerd who is even the slightest bit interested in computers, math, information warfare, submarines, treasure hunts, WW2, or reading.

      The only real downer in the book was the two consecutive descriptions of Manilla, one during WW2, the other in modern times. I'm sure the differences between the two descriptions should have been enlightening, but to me it was just boring twice in a row. The rest of the book is absolutely brilliant, however, and that brilliance far outshines these minor downsides.

    21. Re:This makes me happy by mcvos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm reading the Diamond Age now. I really didn't like how he ended the Cryptonomicon,so I suppose I should be prepared.

      You didn't like Cryptonomicon's ending? Oh boy. It's the most satisfying ending he's ever written. You should have read The Diamond Age and Snow Crash first. Then you'd really have apppreciated Cryptonomicon's ending.

      But his books aren't about the ending. They're about the detailed world he's painting, and about the attention to technical detail. The rushed ending is just something you'll have to accept in order to wrap up all the juicy goodness in the rest of the book.

    22. Re:This makes me happy by mcvos · · Score: 1

      It's not about wanting to know anything in particular, it's just about having a satisfying ending. His endings are very anti-climactic, whereas the entire book reads like he's building up to something (unlike Asimov's Foundation, where he's simpy narrating history). I turn the last page, and discover to my surprise that that was the last one. It didn't feel that way.

    23. Re:This makes me happy by k_187 · · Score: 1

      I've read Snow Crash, and didn't have a problem with its ending, it just stopped. Same thing happened with the Cryptonomicon. But yeah, you don't read Stephenson for his endings. The things he writes in getting to that drop off point are why I like fiction. Often times I don't really care about what's happening with the plot or the characters, but just want another description of what's around the corner. He's great at weaving a plot into those types of details.

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      11 was a racehorse
      12 was 12
      1111 Race
      12112
    24. Re:This makes me happy by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 1

      In other words, you need everything spelled out for you (pardon the pun)?

      Cryptonomicon has an excellent ending, it's obvious... adding anything further to what's there just for sentimental feel goods is what makes good books/films great, instead of adhering to the super-obvious sentimental "happy ever after" ending shite that hollywood generally sticks to.

    25. Re:This makes me happy by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      In Greek. It has twin climaxes - the killing of Hector and dragging of his body is the first climax, with the anticlimax of the funeral games for Patroclus; the ransoming of Hector is the second climax, with the funeral of Hector the second anticlimax. Rather different from Stephenson's rush rush rush rush to the climax then STOP. That said, Stephenson's endings are actually quite good, once you get used to them; my favorite is the ending of the Diamond Age.

    26. Re:This makes me happy by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Right. I think literary critics call that "cuddling".

      Yup, and providing the story's middle is "spoon feeding". Providing the beginning is "spoiling". Reading is for children. True lovers of literature make up their own stories.

    27. Re:This makes me happy by 2short · · Score: 1

      Cryptonomicon? They crack the code and get the gold. The good guys of the modern time line win; the good guys of the WWII timeline are redeemed and or die heroically and/or tragically.

      I won't spoil the end of The Diamond Age for you except to say that the story of Nell growing up ends as she becomes an adult. It is quite clear she is destined to have an interesting adulthood, but that is not covered by this book.

      Perhaps that's the difference in my opinion of Stephenson's writing, and endings in particular: If characters are interesting enough, they will continue to have interesting lives beyond the confines of whatever events a single novel relates.

    28. Re:This makes me happy by trip11 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I completly agree with you. 'The Big U' had an ending, and it I enjoyed and laughed all through it. Sure the book is not anywhere as briliant as his new stuff, but the ending was fun.

    29. Re:This makes me happy by 2short · · Score: 1

      Again, which book?

      ---SPOILER ALERT----

      The Big U : Bad guys defeated, entire setting destroyed in a climactic fireball
      Zodiac : Bad guys defeated in climactic act of piracy/shootout
      Snow Crash : Bad Guy defeated in a climatic fireball
      The Diamond Age : Climactic battle / Recognition of Sovereignty
      Cryptonomicon : Cracked the code and got the gold
      The Baroque Cycle : A bit complex to go into; Individual books have climactic endings; the final one seemed fitting to me.

    30. Re:This makes me happy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You are correct, it is his best ending, but that soesn't change the fact that it's crap.
      Not to mention the many plot holes he left hanging in snowcrash.

      I liked Snowcrash, but it wasn't some great novel. It had an unrealistic view of programming and some interesting ideas and views about what would ahppen in a completly corporate controlled world.
      He fell into the classic sci-fi problem of coming up with a cool technology, but not implementing it in a realistic fashion.

      On the plus side, you could effective get a vehical they way he does. I did it as a security exercise when I used to do security evaluations. The general manager was not amused.

      "The rushed ending is just something you'll have to accept in order to wrap up all the juicy goodness in the rest of the book."
      The rushed ending fail to make the juicy goodness stand up to any critical light.

      OTOH, I see why this is geek fair, lot's of shiney, but no longevity.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    31. Re:This makes me happy by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Aw, c'mon. Java is so close to perfect now. If we can just wedge this One More Featured Goody (OMFG), then Java shall have achieved perfection.

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    32. Re:This makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I'm just wondering how many times we'll encounter the word "glacis"?

    33. Re:This makes me happy by 2short · · Score: 1

      "I've read Snow Crash, and didn't have a problem with its ending, it just stopped."

      In the last few pages before it "just stopped":

        The kid in over her head survives and goes home with mom. The elder mentor goes out in a blaze of glory, taking down the big bad guy thug. The lead bad guy, his plans foiled, gets incinerated in a massive explosion. The hero saves the world and gets the girl.

      If there is a big-climactic-ending cliche he didn't get in there, I'm not coming up with it. Where exactly would you have liked to see things go from there? Hiro and Juanita picking out a china pattern? YT trying to catch up on the homework she missed? I don't get it.

    34. Re:This makes me happy by 2short · · Score: 1

      "You are correct, it is his best ending, but that soesn't change the fact that it's crap."

      As far as The Big U, I agree entirely. It reads like the amateurish undergrad work of someone still figuring out how to write; which of course, it is. Zodiac is a big improvement; Snow Crash even more so. (Having grown up in the Boston area as the child of a marine biologist, I'm prepared to forgive much in Zodiac)

      "Not to mention the many plot holes he left hanging in snowcrash."

      For example? I'm not trying to be a pain in the butt. It's just that it seems to me this "Stephenson does bad endings" meme has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. I hear it all the time and when you question people you'll hear that his books don't tie up loose ends; that they keep going too long after the loose ends get tied up; the the climax is too predictable; that there is no climax, etc. People project what they didn't like about one particular ending and assume everyone else shares that opinion about all his books.

      I'll not argue that Snow Crash was particularly realistic about anything, or that it is great literature. Neither is necessary for my enjoyment nor appear to have been it's goal. Things that don't make sense in the details of the fictionalized, parody-reality? Sure. But "left hanging" would imply something that really needed explanation didn't get it, and I can't think what.

    35. Re:This makes me happy by howlingfrog · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. Stephenson does write endings. Pretty good ones. What he doesn't waste his or his readers' time on is epilogues. You'd think now that everyone has read the last Harry Potter book there'd be more appreciation for that.

      Not that epilogues are necessarily bad, in fact I like them when they're done well, but writing them is a different skill than what it takes to produce an otherwise-good story. If a writer lacks that skill, I'd rather not have an epilogue at all than suffer through a crappy one.

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      The original Howling Frog is a fictional character and has no UID.
    36. Re:This makes me happy by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I only know English and tiny bit of Latin(takes me like 10x longer to read something in classical Latin than in English). So I read it in English. Oddly I liked it better than the Odyssey. Even though most people seem to prefer the Odyssey.

      Stephenson paints some interesting characters and situations. I just don't have a lot of respect for his end game. Each to their own I suppose.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    37. Re:This makes me happy by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Not too bad, actually; it takes most folks significantly longer to read the Latin than the English. It takes me 3 - 4 x longer, and I took Latin for 11 years. Anyway, folks who've studied Homer tend to split pretty evenly between Iliad people and Odyssey people (it's pretty clear that most of the content of the Iliad is 100 years or more older than most of the content in the Odyssey - in other words, while the same fellow, conventionally called "Homer," *might* have given both their final shape, they are based on traditions of different age). I like Stephenson's endings, now, but they definitely take some getting used to: I read *Cryptonomicon* first and nearly threw the book across the room the first time I finished it.

    38. Re:This makes me happy by zobier · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Enoch Root will be in this one...

      I expect him and one or more Shaftoes and Waterhousen.
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      Me lost me cookie at the disco.
    39. Re:This makes me happy by shokk · · Score: 0

      Cryptonomicon is the only one that has something of an ending.

      Not really. It left us hanging there wondering what was going to happen to all that gold they found. I imagine that they were going to come up with a plan to divide it they way they divided up the furniture, but being as it's gold and pretty much all the same it was more likely there would be a shoot out.

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      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
    40. Re:This makes me happy by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. It left us hanging there wondering what was going to happen to all that gold they found.


      That is epilogue, and is not always necessary for an ending. Also note that I didn't say it was a brilliant ending, just that it had "something of an ending", which it did.



  2. Add one more line for the Fox TV show: by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hilarity ensues as the naive monks wander into an Orange County mall and are adopted by a gaggle of teenage girls."

  3. Yes. by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's possible that Neal himself has been sealed in a Monastary for 3,400 years, actually. I don't know how else he could have written the Baroque Cycle, along with the works mentioned, and still have had time to come up for air and produce something new, too. Looking forward to it. Are you watching, George Martin? See? Wriiiite... publish!

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    Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    1. Re:Yes. by ultramk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, when I was at the $250m Sci-Fi Museum in Seattle, (imo, the only good thing to come out of Microsoft, as the place is derided by the locals as "Paul Allen's Basement") one of the most impressive displays (and the place is huge) was the complete hand-written manuscript for the Baroque Cycle, as well as all of the Montblanc fountain pens and refills it took to complete it.

      Yes, hand-written. I saw that huge stack of paper, and all the little pen nubs and such, and my wrists starting aching in sympathy.

      It might seem stupid to write in such a time-consuming way, but it seems to work for him. This rung a bell for me: I have a degree in sculpture, and one of the first and most lasting lessons I learned is that your choice of tools shape the final work just as much as your intention does, if not more. The process matters; it effects the end result in subtle, hard-to-identify ways. I did an experiment when I was a student, I carved two marble busts (1/3 life size, I was poor), both of the same model. With one I used only hand tools: chisels, rasps, sandpaper, picks, etc. With the second one, I used only power tools: air hammer, sander, dremel, etc. (yes, that one took about a 5th of the time) I was pretty equally skilled with both kinds of tools, and although I was intending to create the same piece each time, they came out very very different. You can't tell from looking which tools I used to make which bust, but one is far "harder".... more aggressive in the expression, people say it seems arrogant. The other looks wistful, serene, relaxed, playful. Obviously just an anecdote, but it made a big impression on me.

      Both from the same model, both from the same initial study I made in plasticene. The process matters.

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      You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore -VeGas
    2. Re:Yes. by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Amazon finally gave up on the books I had co-ordered along with the new Martin book and shipped them anyway, thus ruining my plans for a literary orgy come October.

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      It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. - Colonel Henry Walton Jones, Jr., Ph.D.
    3. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one did you complete first? Did it have an effect on how you approached second?

      /AC wants to know
      //...couldn't draw a line without a straight-edge

    4. Re:Yes. by ultramk · · Score: 1

      I did the hand tool piece first, and then put it away so I wouldn't be overly influenced by it while I was working on the power tool version.

      But yes, I'm sure the experience of creating the first one also influenced the result: there's no way to avoid that, IMO. The other thing that made a difference were the natural flaws in the marble: I had to work around them, so the posture of the two pieces is slightly different for that reason as well.

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      You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore -VeGas
    5. Re:Yes. by peacefinder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I caught a speech he did on the Quicksilver promo tour. To summarize and oversimplify what he said, apparently his hands can type faster than his brain can generate good prose. By switching to handwriting, he slowed his output rate to more closely match his composition rate. IIRC he said that the result was a much more polished first draft.

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      With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
    6. Re:Yes. by QCompson · · Score: 1

      Are you watching, George Martin? See? Wriiiite... publish! Seriously. I understand RR may want to polish his next book until it is nice and shiny and perfect, but I think I speak for most Song of Ice and Fire fans when I say I'd rather sleep with a pockmocked whore than be celibate for the rest of my life.
    7. Re:Yes. by Minimalist360 · · Score: 1

      Yes, he was locked in a Monastary for 3,400 years, which gave him enough time to proofread the Baroque Cycle before submitting it for publication. Before that he was locked in a cave somewhere for another 5,000 years, which is when he actually wrote the books.

      Or at least, it felt like an eternity when I was reading them. Or at least the part of the first one I could slog though. The second and third were given to me, but they sat idle on a shelf for 3 months before I realized that I would never be able to find the extra 20 years of free time I would need to get through them.

      they had a resale value of $1.80 on Amazon, so I actually threw them in the trash. I have never done that before, but I didn't want to donate them to the library or "pay it forward" to some other poor soul.

      That said, I loved his earlier stuff!

    8. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The second and third were given to me, but they sat idle on a shelf for 3 months before I realized that I would never be able to find the extra 20 years of free time I would need to get through them. So true. Reading is hard. You can always read the funny pages in the newspaper or watch tv shows. Try Extra! or Entertainment Tonight. They talk about celebrities and stuff and they don't use a lot of big words, so you might like it.
    9. Re:Yes. by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Wrong crowd for that analogy.

      --
      I see your informative link, and raise you a pithy comment.
    10. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I use ASP classic.

    11. Re:Yes. by metlin · · Score: 1

      I enjoy writing, and I enjoy doing math, just for the fun of it.

      So, when I write for pleasure or when I do math, I prefer using a fountain pen. In particular, I'm a fan of Parker or Mont Blanc - and the quality of my work has a direct correlation with the medium that I use to write.

      If I use a ball-point or another pen that I'm not comfortable with, I just don't enjoy the process as much. But if it is a fountain pen, I derive a deep sense of personal satisfaction, and this is only made better by the fact that I enjoy what I'm doing more.

    12. Re:Yes. by Minimalist360 · · Score: 1
      I don't think I'm alone...

      "But if you didn't like the first installment, oppressed by its seeming plotlessness, its profusion of minutiae about life during the late 17th century, and its endless disquisitions on Puritan religious life and the genealogical interconnections of European royalty, then no matter what the reviewer says about the second, you're still unlikely to give it a go." - Salon

      "For its first third, the book is a sluggish chore, the mountains of research Stephenson has absorbed making descriptions of Restoration London feel leaden, and intellectual discourses between Newton and his contemporaries textbook-dry. (...) In its mid-section Quicksilver starts to breathe (.....) All that keeps Quicksilver from greatness is the way its swashbuckling pleasures and philosophical rigours stay resolutely separate for much of its length, as frustratingly discrete as gold and lead." - Nick Hasted, Independent on Sunday

      "Stephenson is himself the most vulgar of literary empiricists. His book is nothing but research in search of a narrative, a gigantic collection of index cards. In the spirit of such an enterprise, Quicksilver has its own website, and on it (as well as in the acknowledgments for the novel) Stephenson announces his reading about the seventeenth century in bookstores and libraries. He is very vain about his homework. (...) Interwoven throughout the dialogue lies the defensiveness of the narrative: Stephenson seems to know, however guiltily, that nobody speaks this way." - Deborah Friedell, The New Republic

      "To paraphrase Thomas Hobbes, a contemporary of Quicksilver's many protagonists, the book is often nasty, brutal and long. (...) Cryptonomicon was also a long book, but there Stephenson employed a propulsive narrative that is absent in his new novel. (...) Stephenson is not the first to use this rich material as the background for a novel (...) But the truly prodigious research that went into writing Quicksilver ultimately sinks it." - Elizabeth Hand, The Washington Post

      and on and on and on (almost as much as the novel itself)...

  4. I've stopped reading... by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I loved his earlier books, read a third of the way into Quicksilver, found it unreadable and gave up, glanced at the next one and thought it looked even worse, and stopped paying attention at all.

    Has he gone back to writing enjoyable books or are they still self-indulgent treatises that he's too important to allow editing of? (Judging from ScuttleMonkey's "...author of greats like Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon...", the latter seems more likely.)

    1. Re:I've stopped reading... by agentkhaki · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For what it's worth, Quicksilver was easily the driest of the three--it really felt like a history textbook, and I honestly don't blame anyone who gave up on the series (and possibly the author) after trying to make their way through it. I know it took me two tries, and even then it was a struggle. He started picking up steam with the second book though, and the third was quite excellent.

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      Ack!
    2. Re:I've stopped reading... by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed. I really *did* enjoy Quicksilver, with no reservations. But the following two were less dry and more engaging, even though the individual scenes became a bit more violent and disturbing. Scattered throughout all three volumes were various little nuggets of Stephenson humor -- not just the people struggling with concepts we would consider old-hat (in the modern sense of the term, not that prevalent as slang as recently as the 1940s!) -- but modern euphemisms. If I remember correctly, these became more common in the later two volumes.

    3. Re:I've stopped reading... by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Snow Crash vaulted into the "OK" category with the single line "after that it's just a chase scene". Everything else was rich, velvety, cholesterol-laden icing on the cake.

    4. Re:I've stopped reading... by mu_wtfo · · Score: 1

      Yes, Quicksilver was a hard read, my first time through. Then I began The Confusion, and quickly realized that it was Mr. Stephenson's way of saying "Thanks for making it through Quicksilver".

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      If all the world's a stage, anyone who says they want better lighting spends far too much time in a dark theatre.
    5. Re:I've stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, this is not a universal experience.

      I started out with Quicksilver. It was tough going, but I made it through. Hoping for better, I tried The Confusion. I barely made it. After a year or two I decided that it was worth trying to finish the series, so I picked up The System of the World. Halfway through I realized I wasn't enjoying the thing at all, couldn't possibly care less about any of the characters, and the outcome of the plot didn't interest me in any way. I returned the book to the library and that's where it sits today.

      It's really strange. Stephenson's previous works were generally really engaging. I didn't get very far into The Big U, but that's not too surprising given that Stephenson himself thinks it was a poor effort. The rest of his stuff is excellent (except Interface which I only just discovered existed and thus haven't read) and I consider The DIamond Age and Cryptonomicon to be among the finest works I've ever read.

      The Baroque Cycle is really similar to those, but somehow they turned out (in my opinion, of course) absolutely terrible. I don't really understand how it happened, but somehow with those books, Stephenson crossed some kind of inflection point in his writing where a small change in style or technique resulted in turning awesomeness into crud.

      Anyway, I really hope this new book is a return to his earlier form.

    6. Re:I've stopped reading... by goatpunch · · Score: 1

      I phant'sy you're not alone in that one. I struggled through the whole of Quicksilver but couldn't get over the feeling of dread that I felt every time I thought about starting The Confusion.

      Let's hope this book is as good as his pre-Baroque Cycle stuff, if so then it should at least be worth reading.

    7. Re:I've stopped reading... by X10 · · Score: 0

      I gave up on Quicksilver after a few pages. Shouldn't have bought the three volumes in one purchase :-(
      If this book is more like his other work, I'll definitely read it. Of all Stephenson's novels, I like Snow Crash most. Ever since it came out I've used it as my guide to what the future will bring us. So far, I'm very satisfied with my current pizza delivery boy.

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    8. Re:I've stopped reading... by BHS_Turf · · Score: 1

      OK? How could it have failed to achieve that status when you found out that the main character's name is Hiro Protagonist?

    9. Re:I've stopped reading... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      True. Unfortunately, my friends and I came up with that name for a character in junior high, a few years before the book came out. However, Stephenson might just gain bonus points for having the chutzpah to actually use that name.

    10. Re:I've stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, those were three great books. In my opinion.

    11. Re:I've stopped reading... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I don't know what to think of the news here as I've just started reading Quicksilver. It's been a slow start so far, but it wasn't unpleasant so I'll continue as long as my trust in Neal is strong. What I do question though is my ability to read the 3000 pages or so of the Baroque Cycle while also making progress on Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich (which for me appears to progress in real time) before Anathem is out. Oh well, I really enjoyed Cryptonomicon so I'll probably make it through Quicksliver too.

    12. Re:I've stopped reading... by coopaq · · Score: 1

      Isaac drinks Root's gold goop and comes back to life.

      Oh and btw... Snape kills Dumbledore.

    13. Re:I've stopped reading... by Swampash · · Score: 1

      With the possibly exception of McCullough's Masters of Rome series\, The Baroque Cycle is the greatest series of novels I've ever read. I loved them from start to finish.

    14. Re:I've stopped reading... by the_womble · · Score: 1

      I actually quite liked Quicksilver - no sign of Rushdie-itis at all.

      This books does seem to draw on history. My immediate reaction was that he is basing this on monsataries in Europe during the dark ages, like Canticle for Leibowitz. I then read the article and found it said exactly the same.

      The main difference seems to be that he seems to have removed the religious element: either to make it less obviously based on history, or to cater to people (like the typical slashdotter) who hate it.

    15. Re:I've stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Baroque Cycle was a long read but in no way a hard read. If you think otherwise, you need to moderate your sci-fi / fantasy intake with some heavier literature. More Stephenson would be a good start.

  5. Before anyone misreads by Kamineko · · Score: 1

    No this has nothing to do with making music from corporate spreadsheets.

    1. Re:Before anyone misreads by KeithJM · · Score: 1

      Man, I wish I had mod points. A beautiful Douglas Adams reference in a Neal Stephenson thread.

  6. Interesting by Paranatural · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've actually noticed how the people who are or at least consider themselves the 'intellectual elite', (And yes, this includes slashdotters, for the most part) tend to insulate themselves away from the more mundane world, even while sometimes bemoaning their own insulation.

    I'd never thought of putting it into an actual story with a more structured actual separation.

    Should be a good read. He can be rather better at predicting how people react to changes in technology rather than how most people think we'd react. (I.E. Relationship role changes and the way we interact fundamentally changed rather than just slightly bent.)

    1. Re:Interesting by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I read the summary, I thought, "Aha, Slashdotters will love this, because they'll imagine themselves as the monks who save the world". Keep working on those Wikipedia pages, guys, because SOME DAY extraterrestrials will appear and demand, on the threat of utter annihilation, to know the exact episode in which Lieutenant Data first got his cat, and then the world will know how important you really were all along.

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    2. Re:Interesting by jd · · Score: 1
      I've seen this idea done a few times as fiction. I forget the title of it, but there was one in particular I liked where anthropologists argue that if children growing up with wolves act like wolves, then children growing up with highly intelligent people should act highly intelligently. Ok, so it dives into fantasy - time-shifting, super-humans, etc, but it was still a very fun read.

      In the real world, the reason the ancient Greeks despised experimentation was because the real world was "dirty", and many of their greatest minds either lived in isolation or in small scientist-mystic communities. There is little question that, for the education of the time, they had one of the highest levels of intellectual thinking of almost any age.

      I would argue that there are some really great sci-fi stories left in this sub-genre, and probably some worthwhile research into how the mind develops, but it's a very specific field of interest and to really explore much more would require something totally astounding. Exploration and (especially) discovery of new sub-genreas would seem more promising.

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    3. Re:Interesting by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many elites are other peoples' masses. Slashdot-types (or at least a caricatured stereotype of them that might have some kernel of truth to it) might think of themselves as a kind of cerebral elite for certain types of technical-scientific abilities. For people with a strong background in the arts and literature, Slashdot tastes are very much of the masses, often naive and vulgar. Athletic types see the distinction between the elite and the masses in different terms, as well.

      Stephenson, among others, clearly plays to the the geek version of what makes elitism. I find him one of those authors whose generally mediocre work is peppered with intriguing ideas and even flashes of clever writing. He is a geek writing for geeks, satisfying their desire to have their own view of the world confirmed. I put Orson Scott Card in that category, too.

      There are alternatives to that: writers who unsettle and shake up frameworks of thought. Among my favorite of them, in SF at least, are Thomas Disch and Samuel Delaney.

    4. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually a Futurama episode. Fry has to make up the ending to a thousand-year-old drama series he himself interrupted by pouring beer on the transmitter during a pizza delivery.

    5. Re:Interesting by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      That's generally what I thought of, too. The summary reads like a masturbatory fantasy for nerds: your people haven't had to leave the basement for almost three and a half thousand years, you don't need a job, and now God Himself needs your help. The 'AE' ligature in 'Saecular' looks like it's been crammed in with the aid of a crowbar, which annoys my inner linguistic dork more than replacing perfectly good I's with Y's or just tossing apostrophes in to add an exotic flavour to random morphemes.

    6. Re:Interesting by maxume · · Score: 1

      What name would you drop if Disch or Delaney got too popular to like?

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    7. Re:Interesting by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      None. I would be grateful for the improved quality of SF readership.

      But your lame defensive posture against "elitism" works for other domains, too. "What OS name if Linux or BSD got too popular to like?" You may not believe it, but I like those authors because they write much more interesting and compelling books, not to impress people.

    8. Re:Interesting by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes, good old Orson Scott Card. The best one is his retelling of the Book of Mormon, cleverly disguised as a science fiction series. I started the series with no idea that this was the case, started to wonder a little bit throughout, and then when I hit the pure solid lump of insane that is the final book realized something was definitely afoot. A quick googling and a summary of the BoM informed me that, yes, this was the case. Thanks, Mr. Card!

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    9. Re:Interesting by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      generally mediocre work

      Well, he might not be Shakespeare, but try reading, say, Dan Brown or Tom Clancy, and then tell me he's mediocre. When you're better than 90% of the tripe out there, sci-fi included, you've wandered away a little bit from "mediocre".

      As for Disch and Delany, never read 'em, unless they were in one of the many millions of sf short stories I devoured as a kid. All you need is Bradbury and Heinlein to get by anyway. Everything else is icing on the cake.

      Oh, and don't let anyone go and call you elitist. You just don't have the common touch. We can't all be perfect.

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    10. Re:Interesting by maxume · · Score: 1

      I've never read either one, so I don't have any way of comparing them to Stephenson.

      It's not actually a lame defensive posture though, it's a rejection of(what seems to be to me anyway) a tendency for people to reject things that they find themselves enjoying, as if they are afraid they will be caught and somehow punished for it. I admit that I don't actually know you are doing this, but your drawing of people as existing in large well defined groups is something that often accompanies it, so I went ahead and commented.

      As much as anything, what it amounts to, is that Shakespeare was vulgar(which at least points to the danger of sorting works along that line).

      (and really, it is not very nice to group Stephenson with Card)

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    11. Re:Interesting by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm particularly fond of the fact that his male protagonists are generally depicted in close, lifelong friendships with other men, that women tend to play little roles in their lives, but by Jeebus they're not gay. I haven't seen such repression since Batman and Robin sank so far into the closet, they could see Narnia.

    12. Re:Interesting by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I see that other people have outgrown tastes that I have, my attitude is a cautious curiosity. My wife has an incredible education in two fields: food, and painting. When I see a vaguely contemptuous look flash across her face for one of my preferences in those domains, I try not to get defensive, but to learn to appreciate the elements that she can identify as lacking in them, and to learn to understand what's better. At the same time, I don't readily abandon my pleasures, either, nor does she. (Her taste in books is weak, and her idea of a philosophy text is Alain de Botton. I've introduced her to stronger philosophers, without expecting her to drop de Botton too quickly.)

      Growing up involved giving up certain pleasures in the discovery of other ones - more nuanced, complicated and difficult ones, at times. For most things, most of us are on the "low scale." We can accept it without resenting it or defending it. I think a lot of the problem with culture is the insistence that there is no such thing as "high" and "low," that all tastes are just as good - it's usually an insistence that people only make for their "low" tastes. In other words, you won't be able to convince a geek that Windows is just as good as Unix, but they'll insist that Stephenson is just as good as, say, Samuel Beckett. Conversely, a literati will express the same kind of convenient mix of egalitarianism / anti-egalitarianism.

    13. Re:Interesting by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, he might not be Shakespeare, but try reading, say, Dan Brown or Tom Clancy, and then tell me he's mediocre. When you're better than 90% of the tripe out there, sci-fi included, you've wandered away a little bit from "mediocre".

      Fair enough. And to be honest, at times I've liked Stephenson - usually for short bursts at a time. His writing is often a pastiche of clever ideas and descriptions held together by - well, not really held together by anything at all. I think he's be more effective if he didn't even try to write novels, but wrote books of connected, somewhat related vignettes.

      Still, life is short. I'm going to read, what, maybe one one-hundred-thousandths of all the literature that's ever been written? . . .and I'm a pretty active reader. The "top 10%" is still way too indiscriminate. Surely, there's a higher bar than being better than Tom Clancy.

    14. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he might not be Shakespeare, but try reading, say, Dan Brown or Tom Clancy, and then tell me he's mediocre.
      I agree with you that Neal Stephenson is comparable to Tom Clancy. Tom Clancy writes engaging characters and plots. Neal Stephenson writes entertaining descriptions of breakfast cereal. Both are competent. Neither is great.
    15. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's been done before. Take a peek at the 70s version of Battlestar Galactica...

    16. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well not to burst your bubble, but this concept has already been explored in a existing novel. Check out 'The Glass Bead Game' (sometimes titled 'Magister Ludi') by Hermann Hesse.

    17. Re:Interesting by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well thank you for being so patient with me.

      Also, I appreciate you using Windows vs Linux/Unix as an example, as I can understand that quite well.

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  7. deja vu by s20451 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That book was great the first time I read it, when it was called A Canticle for Leibowitz.

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    1. Re:deja vu by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      In A Canticle for Leibowitz, there essentially was no outside world. Everything had gone in some apocalyptic event. From the Slashdot post, I get the impression that in Stephenson's new universe the outside world is technologically advanced (at times).

    2. Re:deja vu by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Yes, because everyone knows that similar themes or plot devices make everything that follows redundant.

      After reading Shakespeare, isn't everything since then redundant?

      We're all standing on the shoulders of giants, buddy. That's no reason to stop creating.

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    3. Re:deja vu by glwtta · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I see that much similarity.

      Both have monasteries, but lots of books have monasteries... If anything, Canticle was far more nuanced with the whole "propagation of knowledge through dark ages" thing than just a bunch of effete intellectuals cloistering themselves from the unwashed masses.

      Great book, though.

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    4. Re:deja vu by yerktoader · · Score: 1

      Thank you sir.

      In this age of regurgitation fed to the (largely) young and unknowledgable masses, it's refreshing to see someone calling shenanigans.

      -yerk

    5. Re:deja vu by Daemonax · · Score: 1

      Awesome, thank you very much. That looks like a wonderful book, I'll have to try to find it. :-)

    6. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the Slashdot post, I get the impression that in Stephenson's new universe the outside world is technologically advanced

      From the post, my guess is that it will be written entirely from the point of view from Raz inside this "secret monastery", that Raz will be the last sent out into the "unknown", at which point either A) the novel ends, the lady or the tiger style or B) it turns out to be the modern day world with a bunch of confused monks wandering around gawking at all the eletronics and cars and such, thinking that they were so smart yet struggling to understand how to squish down the little people to fit in those flat talking panels.

    7. Re:deja vu by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Canticle for Leibowitz is a terrific story. But when you read it now it seems a bit clichéd. The theme has been redone and redone again since 1960.
      So that's a bit like pointing to Tolkein to claim prior art on dwarfs and elves and magical quests.

      Also, whether Stephenson comes out and says he is rewriting Canticle..or he was just subconsciously inspired by it, I'll want to read Anathem.

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    8. Re:deja vu by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

      Based on the synopsis, I'm seeing more of The Village myself.

    9. Re:deja vu by rk · · Score: 1

      "The Village" is to "A Canticle for Liebowitz" as "Teach yourself HTML in 24 Hours" is to "The Art of Computer Programming".

    10. Re:deja vu by Tintivilus · · Score: 1

      It's not deja vu, but creepy nonetheless: I'm almost through reading A Canticle for Leibowitz right now. It's my dad's copy from a high school lit class and this is the first time I've seen it mentioned anywhere. It never occurred to me to check Amazon to see if it was still in print. You're right, fwiw; the synopsis does ring a bell :)

    11. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please.

      Stephenson ranks with the giants of science fiction. The Modern Scholar series' science fiction lectures include a whole chapter just on him. It's safe to say that he is aware of the classics of science ficition and that he knows his target audience will be as well. If there are any similarities to Liebowitz, it will be an overt homage.

    12. Re:deja vu by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      When I read it, it was The Glass Bead Game.

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  8. I really loved the recent historical trend but.... by dcobbler · · Score: 1

    I gotta say, I really grooved on the historical aspects of the last four and was kind of looking for that to continue but it's not like I'm not going to read it hot off the press.

    And, anyway, who knows what it's really going to be about. It's not like you can judge a book by it's publisher's blurb!

    Dcobbler.

  9. Re:Add one more line for MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Monks will be appearing tonight at 7pm in our "Monks Unplugged" special of our "Disaster averted" series with special guests Bono and U2

  10. 8,100 pages? by cretog8 · · Score: 1

    Stephenson's books have been expanding pretty much exponentially. How long will this one be?

    (I like them anyway.)

    1. Re:8,100 pages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book's been delayed because he's been waiting on an HD disc format to distribute it on.

      In ASCII.

    2. Re:8,100 pages? by cretog8 · · Score: 1

      Ha!

  11. Gah by Pike · · Score: 1

    After hearing about Stephenson for years (mainly on this site) I finally picked up a copy of Quicksilver during an airport layover. What a mistake. I trudged through it for about a week, thinking I might eventually stumble upon something more like a plot, you know, that would make you mildly curious about what comes next. Gave up about three quarters of the way through.

    Oh, and right away he barrages you with the laughable similes. Just check out the first page of the novel: "her head forces [the noose] open like an infant's dilating the birth canal." - what in the heck???? It gets worse from there. What a joke. He's my new favorite author to hate.

    1. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After hearing about Stephenson for years (mainly on this site) I finally picked up a copy of Quicksilver during an airport layover. What a mistake. I trudged through it for about a week, thinking I might eventually stumble upon something more like a plot, you know, that would make you mildly curious about what comes next. Gave up about three quarters of the way through.

      I absolutely agree that Quicksilver is the worst book of his to start with. For starters, it's the first part of a 3 book story, and it in no way resolves. So you basically got through about 1/6 or 1/8 of the actual story, so it's not a surprise that you felt it didn't go anywhere (because it really doesn't). I'd suggest maybe giving the Diamond Age (or Snow Crash, but I prefer the Diamond Age) a try if you're willing to give him another go. Totally up to you, though.

    2. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't read Quicksilver though---read one of his good books instead. Three really excellent books he wrote are:

      Snow Crash
      The Diamond Age
      Zodiac

      Also Cryptonomicon is pretty good but its veering a little in the direction of where Quicksilver ended up--unreadable mush.

    3. Re:Gah by ObjetDart · · Score: 1
      Quicksilver is the only Stephenson book I could not finish. I think a lot of Stephenson fans had difficulty with that one. Every single other one was a rip-roaring good read. Cryptomonicon in particular still remains one of my top 10 favorite novels.


      And speaking of similes, one of my most favorite lines from Cryptonomicon was where he referred to someone's close-cropped hair as "standing out from his head like a field of normal vectors." It was a great little geeky moment in a book full of great little geeky moments.

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    4. Re:Gah by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, you had to go and pick that one :). For the record, I tried to like Quicksilver and some of it was ok, but I gave up on it before being halfway done for the same reasons you did.

      I absolutely loved (and still love after many, many re-reads) his previous best sellers. Read Snow Crash, Diamond Age or Cryptonomicon (preferably in that order) for pure Neal awesomeness.

      I guarantee you'll be hooked to Snow Crash by the end of the second chapter. Have faith in my words.

    5. Re:Gah by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I agree with ObjetDart. Try Snow Crash. They can't all be gems.

    6. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest - Quicksilver was a poor first choice for a new Stephenson reader.

      I strongly suggest the Cryptonomicon as your first choice - if you enjoy that - then the Baroque Cycle will make more sense. The earlier the book was written - the easier it is to read!

      The Baroque cycle was definitely hard going - but that's not always such a bad thing. I'll re-read Cryptonomicon again every few years - but it'll be a while before I pick up Quicksilver again. Not that it was bad - but you had to work hard for your enjoyment.

  12. Ending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I read The Diamond Age. Will this book also be great for the first two thirds and then suddenly turn bafflingly stupid for its ending?

  13. Ah! by jd · · Score: 1

    You mean they stock his books at the Holliday Inn all those adverts were about?

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  14. Fantastic by ultramk · · Score: 1

    I'm really happy to hear there's another book on the way.

    For the guys who hate anything since Snow Crash, well this will probably not be for you. Neal's obviously grown and changed as a writer, and his newer stuff is unlikely to engage you.

    According to something I read somewhere, the idea for Baroque Cyclecame about as an idea for a science fiction novel set in the historical past. A long, luxuriously, wonderfully rich read.

    For the rest of us, this is like christmas. The man is a gifted storyteller, no doubt about it. Kudos.

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    1. Re:Fantastic by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Neal's obviously grown and changed as a writer

      Unfortunately, one can change but not not actually grow.

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    2. Re:Fantastic by glwtta · · Score: 1

      For the guys who hate anything since Snow Crash, well this will probably not be for you.

      I actually liked Snow Crash the least out of all his books I've read. I really liked the style, but the story was more than a little preposterous; had this annoying tendency to snatch a few random, out of context tiny bits of science and history here and there, and then weave them together into this Grand Unifying Theory of Everything. Well, OK, but that leaves out the other 99.9999999999% of everything, ever. Fun read overall, though.

      Cryptonomicon, on the other hand, was pure genius.

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    3. Re:Fantastic by ultramk · · Score: 2, Informative

      I strongly disagree. Compare the characters of "The Big U" with any of his more recent works. While entertaining, his early works were more sketches of characters, or walking, talking cliches than fully-realized, 3-dimensional individuals.

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    4. Re:Fantastic by ultramk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cryptonomicon, on the other hand, was pure genius. ...unfortunately, a lot of the posters here seem to feel the exact opposite.

      I have to think that the reason for it is that Neal seems to have three distinct fanbases:
      1. The ones who never got over Neuromancer and only like the books where he's channeling Bill Gibson.
      2. The ones who appreciate the convoluted storylines and textured histories of Cryptonomicon and the Baroque Cycle.
      3. The Venn-diagram overlap of the two, which appears to be tiny.

      I'm a #3, but I try not to evangelize.

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    5. Re:Fantastic by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You disagree with my comment, or do you disagree because you believe I'm applying it to Neal Stephenson?

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    6. Re:Fantastic by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Well, that would be a reasonable assumption to make, since he is the topic under discussion, is it not?

      Both: either way you meant it, yes I disagree. I don't believe most of us stop growing, gaining skill and refinement at our chosen craft, until we give up or they stick us in the ground.

      Growth is change. Life is change. Growth is life.

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    7. Re:Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so 1 and 2 are distinct - except where they overlap? if that makes sense to you i completely understand your love for neal stephenson

    8. Re:Fantastic by mercurium · · Score: 1

      I'm a #3, but I try not to evangelize. I take it you're a fan of Interface, then? Great book, I just finished it.
    9. Re:Fantastic by ultramk · · Score: 1

      You know, I _liked_ Interface, but I can't honestly say I thought either of those two books (can't remember the title of the other) matched his later works.

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  15. He saves time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by not thinking of good character names. "Raz"? It sounds like what people thought the future would be like in 1980.

    1. Re:He saves time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Keep in mind this is a guy who, in one novel, actually named the hero and protagonist "Hiro Protagonist".

    2. Re:He saves time by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

      And then was shameless ripped off by Tim Kring on Heroes when he named his character "Hiro" too.

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    3. Re:He saves time by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Hiro's name is self-given and says a lot about the character's sense of humor.

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    4. Re:He saves time by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      You know that Hiro is just a regular name in Japan, right?

    5. Re:He saves time by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Hiro's name is self-given and says a lot about the character's sense of humor.
      You see there's this thing called fiction and well.... It's not real.
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    6. Re:He saves time by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      Right. And actually "Protagonist" is a common last name in...um...fuck, help me out here. Guys?

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    7. Re:He saves time by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      That was exactly my point. The 'made-up' part of Hiro Protagonist's name is Protagonist, not Hiro. It doesn't make sense to say that every other character who shares the name Hiro is ripping off Neal Stephenson, since it is an ordinary Japanese name and it was long before Snow Crash was written. If Tim Kring had named the character, say, 'Shinsuke Protagonist', then an accusation of copy-catting would be appropriate.

    8. Re:He saves time by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      You see there's this thing called fiction and well.... It's not real. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Was there a point to that statement?
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  16. Anathem? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    It seems to be slashdotted - I couldn't get the page to load. I look forward to reading it. But the name - Anathem? Sounds like someone lisping a headache remedy...

    HW

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  17. Shades of the Foundation Trilogy (plus) by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a Hari Seldon moment happened to Stephenson. The Second Foundation all over again.

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    1. Re:Shades of the Foundation Trilogy (plus) by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a Hari Seldon moment happened to Stephenson. The Second Foundation all over again.

      Nah. We just have a new Cowboy Neal.

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    2. Re:Shades of the Foundation Trilogy (plus) by Digi-John · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can only hope it doesn't include something like that planet-o-hippies, the Gaians.
      The worst would be if he tried to tie the Baroque Cycle, the Cryptonomicon, and Snow Crash all together in this book, like Asimov did at the end of Foundation.
      Pity that S.F. authors seem to go a little nuts when they get old.

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    3. Re:Shades of the Foundation Trilogy (plus) by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Pity that S.F. authors seem to go a little nuts when they get old."

      It isn't a pity, it is the way of things. A young S.F. can obscure the fact that he is, in fact, nuts by his creativity. The problem with age, is that it tends to bring less creativity and thus unable to hide that which was always there.

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    4. Re:Shades of the Foundation Trilogy (plus) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like Stephen King did with the Dark Tower series? ...Oh, wait, that one worked didn't it.

    5. Re:Shades of the Foundation Trilogy (plus) by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >Pity that S.F. authors seem to go a little nuts when they get old.

      We ALL go a little nuts when we get old. If you're a popular sci-fi author, they'll publish your drool, because some kid out there somewhere will buy it.

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  18. Yes, but of course one must consider... by UrinalPooper · · Score: 1

    It will likely be 1600 pages of brilliant prose with no bloody ending. He's like the long-form Carver or something...

  19. Will it be complete? by n0dna · · Score: 1

    Now if only he'd return with an ending.

    The couple I read didn't have one.

  20. Excellent; he's one of my favourite authors by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, he's a self-indulgent geek. And damnit, I love that. So am I.

    Reading his books, you can't help but feel that he's constantly nudging and winking at you, sharing the joke and deligt of writing as it were. I can see why some people would hate that, or not have the patience to wade through it, but I can't get enough of it.

    In that, he reminds me of Roger Zelazny. Lately, though, I find Charles Stross to feel rather similar.

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  21. "Raz and his cohorts" by unity100 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    why is that they set up the hero as having cohorts, armies, minions all the time ? its growing rather old.

    the forced need of self gratification by grandeur. too unrealistic when repeated that often and in every context.

    1. Re:"Raz and his cohorts" by bskin · · Score: 1

      Um. So the story would be better if there were only one character who never interacted with anyone?

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    2. Re:"Raz and his cohorts" by glwtta · · Score: 1

      why is that they set up the hero as having cohorts, armies, minions all the time ? its growing rather old.

      I think they just meant "the other people at the monastery" by "cohorts"; could've as easily said "buddies" or "pals". Must the hero always be some kind of brooding solitary recluse?

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    3. Re:"Raz and his cohorts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That word you keep using, I don't think it means what you think it means.

  22. Re:Atlas Shrugged by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Christ on a kitten huffing bender, man, what are you on about? I can't even figure out whether you are right-loony, left-loony, libertarian-loony, or just an Ayn Rand fetishist based on this post. How you managed to read ANY of that into this preview of Stephenson's new book, I'll never know.

    Look, this is the Internets, you have to be more specific in your insults and more obvious in your humor. ;)

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  23. Lev Grossman has a blog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lev, I just read Codex and hated the ending, like the rest of humanity.

  24. I stalled out 2 books ago... by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His earlier books were great, but somewhere in Cryptonomicon he seems to have lost the plot, literally. I had a lot of trouble actually caring about the characters in Cryptonomicon... and I couldn't really care much about the background or plot either... it all seemed to be an excuse for him to write about the places he'd been as a hacker tourist and try and drum up geek cred... and he didn't seem to understand what bits of geek culture were things his allegedly competent protagonist should care about. The Baroque Cycle? I gave up halfway through the second one. It was like reading the "Swiss Family Robinson" version of the Renaissance. You know how "Swiss Family Robinson" was kind of like teenager's wish-fulfillment version of "Robinson Crusoe"? That's how I felt about Quicksilver... too many protagonists had too many convenient 20th century attitudes and too much 20th century understanding of biology and physics.

    1. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by luder · · Score: 1

      I'm still to finish Cryptonomicon, but my biggest complaint isn't the story. It seems I got the mass market paperback edition, featuring 1168 pages of tiny text and lines crunched into each other. What a mess, it is the most unpleasant thing I tried to read... Did they ever heard of readability? It may be ok for smaller books, 200-400 pages, but for anything bigger it's a no, thanks. Stay away from this edition.

    2. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem I had with Cryptonomicon and Quicksilver was Enoch Root. Sure, he's a neat character, but having Gandalf, Jr. show up with the perfect solution every time somebody gets stuck in a jam is just lame. Maybe Stephenson plans to explain Enoch Root someday, but to me it just looks like he can't plan a story without deus ex machina.

      At least he seems to have gotten away from the Scooby Doo endings where the main character spends an entire chapter recapping the plot and tying up the loose ends.

      Who could have guessed that such a flawed writer would be such a joy to read? Maybe we're starving for good sci-fi writers.

    3. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by EtoilePB · · Score: 1

      Having just finished the entirety of the Baroque Cycle last month, and having loved it, I just picked up Cryptonomicon at a train station on Saturday. (I'm in the process of moving from NYC to DC and therefore spending rather a lot of time and money on Amtrak and JetBlue.) I think I, too got this edition -- the text size doesn't bother me, but the fact that the ink from the pages and the black of the cover was coming off all over my hands on the subway today, as if I were reading a cheap newspaper. Given how much even a mass market paperback costs these days, I'm pretty annoyed.

      (Still quite enjoying the book so far, particularly as I can look at the Baroque Cycle as a big huge historical prologue to it, hehe.)

    4. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by Swampash · · Score: 1

      You forgot to criticize the fact that he has 18th-century characters making Monty Python jokes.

    5. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by daff2k · · Score: 1

      You forgot to criticize the fact that he has 18th-century characters making Monty Python jokes. Please explain?
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    6. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One has to wonder, in the professional and amateur world of literary criticism, is the criticism of the work truly about the quality of the work or the quality of the critic (reader). When someone writes that they had problems following a storyline or found the plot dry, etc. maybe that was less a problem with the material and more a problem with the reader's skill level or their interest in the subject matter.

    7. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by argent · · Score: 1

      I didn't have problems following the story line, I just didn't care about the story line. I didn't have problems understanding the characters, I just found them unconvincing and couldn't bring myself to care about them. For Cryptonomicon if there was a problem with my interest in the subject matter it would only be that I was too interested, so the shortcomings were all the more glaring.

    8. Re:I stalled out 2 books ago... by Swampash · · Score: 1

      TSOTW, Shaftoe is planning his assault on the Tower, the Spanish Inquisition sketch.

  25. Re:Slashvertisement? by FleaPlus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't get it. What makes this news? Some dude wrote a book. So what? It happens every day.

    What am I missing? That's a genuine question.


    He's Neal Stephenson. If you want an idea of why Slashdotters enjoy him, check out his (free to read) non-fiction piece In the Beginning was the Command Line.

  26. Re:Slashvertisement? by peacefinder · · Score: 4, Informative

    And don't forget to read his highly entertaining Slashdot interview answers, especially number four.

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  27. Yay! by fucket · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was reading "The Baroque Cycle" for so long that when I finished it, there was a noticeable vacuum in my life. I struggled to remember a time when I *wasn't* reading "The Baroque Cycle" and searched in vain for something as dense, interesting and clever to fill my newly idle hours. I hope I speak for many others besides myself when I express hope that the new books compare favorably in both mass and density (and thus volume) to the old.

    1. Re:Yay! by Tteddo · · Score: 1

      Hah! That was great!

    2. Re:Yay! by coder111 · · Score: 1

      Heh. I felt the same way too about Baroque Cycle. On top of that, I went to live to London, and started reading Baroque cycle simultaneously. It was quite an experience... And I felt very empty afterwards.

      By the way- duality of intellectual live and normal life, and intellectuals staying away from society is not a new idea. Steppenwolf and The Glass Bead Game by Herman Hesse cover it quite well. As well as other fiction stories. I wonder what is Stephenson's take on this one.

      The problem is, normal life corrupts people and distracts them away from intellectual pursuits. You will not be 100% devoted to glass bead game if you have a family to take care of. And your decisions will be influenced by greed, wealth, power, caring and love to your close ones, etc.

      --Coder

    3. Re:Yay! by JesseL · · Score: 1

      You too? I wrapped up The System of the World, and had to go back to rereading Cryptonomicon to catch all the references and foreshadowing (aft-shadowing?) that suddenly makes sense now.

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    4. Re:Yay! by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      I *wasn't* reading "The Baroque Cycle" and searched in vain for something as dense, interesting and clever to fill my newly idle hours.

      A little Pynchon fills the gap nicely...

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    5. Re:Yay! by Grizzled+Old+Scout · · Score: 1

      I had a vague feeling similar to this, but couldn't really articulate it. Stephen King once wrote that a novel was like an affair and a short story a quick kiss in the dark. The Baroque Cycle was something close to a marriage. When it was over, when I realized that it was finally, truly over, I felt a void in my life.

  28. Re:Atlas Shrugged by ultramk · · Score: 1

    You forgot one: Ron Paul Supporter.

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  29. Re:Slashvertisement? by Kidbro · · Score: 1

    What am I missing?

    +5 Funny.

  30. AND it had an ending!!! by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

    If I recall correctly (been a year or two since I finished it) the third one actually had around 50 pages of resolution that wrapped up MOST of the story lines (there was definitely some "then why the hell did they bother with all that other stuff????") I found the ending of the Baroque cycle to be very satisfying -- so just in case you were holding off on them because you were afraid he'd let pretty much everything from the past 2000 pages drop and finish in a couple paragraphs, its definitely not the case.

  31. Re:Atlas Shrugged by glwtta · · Score: 1

    No, it's in there:

    right-loony, left-loony, libertarian-loony, or just an Ayn Rand fetishist

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  32. Re:Atlas Shrugged by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    Don't worry...he'll listen to Reason...

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  33. Word Play? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    But the name - Anathem? Sounds like someone lisping a headache remedy...

    Or a play on words...Anthem...Anathem...Anathema?

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  34. Re:Atlas Shrugged by ultramk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, sorry. I guess I need some sort of Venn diagram.

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  35. Re:Slashvertisement? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Informative

    What am I missing? That's a genuine question.

    Ok, genuine answer here.

    I strongly recommend Cryptonimicon as a good start. It's a big novel with two storylines from different historical points converging to a single dramatic and climatic end, with a subtle blend of emotions, tensions and strong, believable obligations. Woven throughout is an intensely technical drama concerning the power of cryptography and the people who had a life and death effect on the world around them because of their knowledge. Possibly the best insight into the ancestors of computing in the WWII era. Hugely scientific, well-drawn characters, mathematical, and a truly gripping read. Dangerously engaging in the way that only a truly great novel can affect your sleep cycles. This book, good sir or madam, is for the geek, and a new novel from him is profoundly Stuff That Matters.

    I will be hanging out for the new book, and he's got at least one guaranteed customer.

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  36. Diamond Age by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    If well Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon are good, i enjoyed much more the reading of Diamond Age (the best educative toy story after mimsy were the borogoves, and maybe even inspiration for the OLPC). Why those 2 are "the" books of Stephenson all over the story?

    1. Re:Diamond Age by jfclavette · · Score: 1

      I wanted to post exactly that. Diamond Age is, IMHO, Stephenson's best novel. I'll give the editors a free pass on Zodiac tough.

    2. Re:Diamond Age by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 1
      I agree--Diamond Age is by far his strongest work! (I liked Zodiac too.) I think Snow Crash is my least favorite of his books--full of bad freshman psycholinguistic crap and a rehash of well-worn cyberpunk ideas. Cryptonomicon was quite enjoyable to read, and really captures what it's like to be in a small startup company, but I think Diamond Age had the most interesting ideas, and is an amazing insight into the various implications of the coming nanotechnological revolution.

      I think Stephenson's biggest strength is finding unexpected settings and subcultures in which to set his novels. Who would have thought that undersea cable laying, 17th century monetary policy, or Boston harbor pollution monitoring would make such interesting reading? I am, however, irked by his almost Ayn Randian politics as well as the way he plays fast and loose with the facts, making me feel like each book should come with a companion volume of errata to make sure the reader doesn't accidentally incorporate these into one's worldview...

  37. Re:Slashvertisement? by david.given · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want an idea of why Slashdotters enjoy him, check out his (free to read) non-fiction piece In the Beginning was the Command Line.

    Also check out Mother Earth, Mother Board, which is a fast-moving, gripping, action packed, 42000 word essay on... the history and practice of submarine cable laying. Really. It's awesome. Read it. (He used bits of it for the background in Cryptonomicon, so if you've read that you may find it a little familiar.)

  38. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Kattspya · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about reason the magazine or reason the magnetic gattling gun?

  39. Re:Slashvertisement? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    You can also read the first chapter of Snow Crash here. The first few chapters are Awesome with a capital A. The rest of the book is good too but the first 50 pages are astounding.

  40. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

    You missed the part where Republicans eat babies and drink the blood of innocent longhairs that they harvest from hippie reservations.

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  41. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Shit, so Republicans are the Wraith now? Does that mean we can use a retroviral treatment to turn them into real human beings?

  42. Herman Hesse - Glass Bead Game by meehawl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many scifi writers have been riffing on Herman Nesse's Glass Bead Game since he published it in the 1940s. See also: Iain Banks' Player of Games (I asked Banks about this directly and he confirmed that GBG was one of his favourite future history books).

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  43. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

    Sure, just need to find the interface port so i can upload this virus from a 3.5" disk on my Macbook..

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  44. Yay, ambivalence! by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    At the risk of my pending crucifixion, Stephenson's "Cryptonomicon" was the first and only rather expensive hardbook book I've ever tossed in the trash. And at only about 30 pages in. Gah, what awful stuff. It was like drinking urine: Something you don't do twice unless you're not right in the head.

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    You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    1. Re:Yay, ambivalence! by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I'd say Cryptonomicon is probably the best fiction work that I've ever read. And this is not coming from a Stephenson fanboy either -- I gave up on Quicksilver about 1/4 of the way through.

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    2. Re:Yay, ambivalence! by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Stephenson's "Cryptonomicon" was the first and only rather expensive hardbook book I've ever tossed in the trash. And at only about 30 pages in.

      That's just after he introduced Alan Turing! (on page 12, I think?) Are you mad?!

      Now if it's after the double description of Manilla, then I can understand, but even then it's a shame, because it gets so much better after that! It's my favourite book ever. It dethroned Lord of the Rings. A must-read for every nerd, and that should include every Slashdot reader.

  45. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    So it's like the opposite of Atlas Shrugged ... You mean it has highly readable prose with richly developed characters who don't act as either superhuman soapbox mouthpieces for a flimsy philosophical justification for being an elitist, selfish prick or as mustache-twirling straw man arguments for the other side?

    Sounds awesome.
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  46. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 1

    Modding me down to zero is an excellent way of disagreeing with me.

  47. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And commenting?

    i believe you'll find that's what the system is for.

  48. Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hermann Hesse's Magister Ludi aka The Glass Bead Game. Without the saving the world bit.

  49. What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Neal Stephenson's books seem to often have the trope of a mundane activity elevated to ridiculous levels. "Snow Crash" had pizza delivery. "Cryptonomicon" had eating cereal.

    I wonder if there's going to be a similar moment in his new book?

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  50. Kindle demo by alphafoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I checked out the demo video for the Kindle on Amazon today. About 15 seconds into it, they zoom into the Kindle to show the text on the screen. It's a page from Stephenson's Diamond Age (A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer). Now, Amazon sells many different books, and they could have zoomed in on a page from any one of them, many of which are better books, better known, or better sellers. But they chose Stephenson's, quite possibly because they are trying to associate the Kindle with the Primer from the story.

    1. Re:Kindle demo by autophile · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The codename for the Kindle was "Fiona", as was the root password. That indicates that they were very much thinking of Diamond Age.

      --Rob

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  51. Obligatory comment about Neal's romance scenes by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Informative

    Gah, what awful stuff. It was like drinking urine

    Hush, don't give Neal any ideas for even more revolting sex/romance scenes.

    That's the one thing about his novels, the sex/romance scenes will make a normal person want to toss their cookies, or maybe contemplate joining an order with chastity vows. A list of gems and highlights might include sex orgy with pivot gangbang girl reduced to ashes and eaten to get result of computation, or description of guy deprived of sex or masturbation so long everything from his knees to his nipples becomes (in protagonist's mind) a giant sex organ and then he finally relieves himself when his virgin girlfriend impales herself onto his pole with a single extremely painful leap and he immediately ejaculates "a Canadian imperial gallon" (sic) into her, or the King of France getting his hemorrhoids cut off sans anaesthetic while a woman feigns moaning in orgasm so those outside won't know the king is having surgery, or where a guy with syphilis and a half-burned off penis gets his load blown with the kind help of a sympathetic women who wraps bung around her finger and jabs him in the prostate via the anus (at least we can be spared Neal's idea of foreplay).

    I could go on about Stephenson sex/romance but I think the point has been made. Stephenson sex is pain. My apologies to those of you of a more sensitive nature who read this and don't have your therapist on speed-dial.

    1. Re:Obligatory comment about Neal's romance scenes by Kooshman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heaven forbid a book challenge its reader. If you want porn, go get porn, it comes in many flavors.

      Stephenson's hallmark is going into great detail, and when he does it right it has value of some kind. Plot, humor, exposition, etc. For example, the girl bursting into flames after sex was part of a whole exploration of computation-- it was an interesting bit of science fiction. The description of Waterhouse's sexual frustrations were amusing. The prostate-fingering set up character details and motivation that lasted to the end of the book. He dealt realistically with both health and political issues in 17th century west Europe, up to and including the mentioned surgery and fake sex.

      I find it to be the exact opposite of how sex is treated by most other authors. It's not something stapled on to titillate; rather, it fits in just like all the other details and commentary. That's not to say everyone should like it. As with many of my other personal delights, I make no beefs that most of the population likely won't enjoy Stephenson as I do, and I am not a huge devotee of everything he's written. It seems to me that the singling out Stephenson's descriptions of sex is a reflection of the reader, not the writer, given that it is presented in the same manner as the rest of the book, like it or not.

    2. Re:Obligatory comment about Neal's romance scenes by vigour · · Score: 1

      To be honest I didn't really pass too much attention to the sex content of his books, the burning orgy one was a bit strange, but then again there have been stranger religious practices.
      To me they only seemed part of the narrative to further the development of the characters and their roles/positions in the world. You have to remember that in his semi historical novels, and in the eras he deals with, attitudes to sex, such as the hope of becoming fully celibate, with sexual urges being a sin was not commonplace, but it did exist. The King Louis scene was a purely functional scene which I thought conveyed the political games of Versailles quite well, the idea of never showing your enemies/potential rivals any weakness. While there might have been other ways to hide the kings screams, that method is certainly a very clever one, and better than the king disappearing mysteriously for a few hours.
      The only real exception is the orgy. I have always felt The Diamond Age was one of his stranger, and more difficult to read books. So for me the sex scene mentioned above was just part of the deliberate strangeness of the story.
      I always enjoy what the different attitudes of people bring out in their interpretation of books. I hope his next one will keep me as engrossed as his Baroque Cycle.

    3. Re:Obligatory comment about Neal's romance scenes by doombob · · Score: 1

      I believe what you're looking for is any Richard K. Morgan fiction.

  52. Re:Atlas Shrugged by double-oh+three · · Score: 1

    Speaking of Rand, anyone else getting a flashback to Anthem from the premise/title?

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  53. Hmmph. by JayTech · · Score: 1

    Hmmph. Sounds almost like a rip from the pages of Ted Dekker's Circle Trilogy.

  54. Good SF writers... by argent · · Score: 1

    Cryptonomicon was OK but I had to hold my nose and slog through places. Quicksilver I had to force myself to finish. But you're right about the shortage of really good SF writers. My shortlist is getting pretty short... here's the names that come to mind right now: Charlie Stross, David Langford, Greg Egan, Vernor Vinge, Iain M Banks, and Linda Nagata.

    If your favorite cool SF writer isn't in this list, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's off the top of my head.

    1. Re:Good SF writers... by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      Orson Scott Card.

      You're fired.

      (Although I've been waiting too long for the final Alvin Maker book. Come on Orson!)

  55. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad I'm not the only one who read Anathem as Anthem.

  56. Hmmm... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Stephenson will do with the premise. For many people, the assumption is that the people in the monastery are the people with the answers. But will it be so? Oftentimes the dumbest people are the most educated. Sometimes they become so knowledgable in their narrow interest that they start to imagine that they know more than they do in other fields. Or they become disdainful of the common man that they divorce themselves from reality. Most universities are overflowing with these two types.

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  57. Re:Slashvertisement? by alienmole · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. What makes this news? [Neal Stephenson] wrote a book. So what?
    Dude, you're on the wrong site.
  58. The Glass Bead Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sound awfully close to The Glass Bead Game.

  59. Re:Atlas Shrugged by lgw · · Score: 1

    flimsy philosophical justification for being an elitist, selfish prick And then you said ...

    I'll subscribe to Slashdot when I see a month without a dupe, a typo, or an article the editors didn't read. ... which was quite amusing, in context.
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  60. Snowcrash called great = decline of Western Civ by Ixpath · · Score: 0

    I read Snowcrash on recommendation from /. Big mistake.

    All the characters were one-dimensional sock puppets and the main character's
    name was Hiro Protagonist. Seriously. Almost Wodehouse-esque only I'm not laughing
    with Stephenson.

    Libertarians are destroying Sci-fi. Also game writing.

    1. Re:Snowcrash called great = decline of Western Civ by Rascasse · · Score: 1

      I agree. I read Cryptonomicon on /.'s recommendation. Big mistake. I thought it was just me that was the problem. After all, how could so many geeks rave about the thing? So I gave Snow Crash a try. And it sucked too. I don't understand why so many slashdotters find his work so compelling.

  61. At last... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the title as "Neal Stephenson Returns with "Anthem"" and thought, "Ah, he's finally gotten around to just copying Ayn Rand." Since so many of his books are fundamentally nihilistic masturbatory "we (computer/art/whatever) geeks are so much smarter than everyone else" screeds.

  62. Re:Fuck all y'all by Trespass · · Score: 1

    Lord Dunsany is the most original author to be mentioned in this thread.

  63. Re:Slashvertisement? by Schlage · · Score: 1

    Thank you for this! Somehow I'd missed it.

    Also, just a comment: while I found answer four to be very entertaining, I was thrilled with his analysis of consumer/commercial writers (what he calls 'Beowulf' writers) vs. academic/literary writers (termed 'Dante' writers by him), because it's one of the most consistent and matter-of-fact analysis of the two broad types of authors out there that I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

  64. Re:Fuck all y'all by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

    Not after I mentioned Robbe-Grillet, he wasn't.

  65. Snow Crash by religious+freak · · Score: 1

    So I've always wondered... is there any way to force a snow crash nowadays? I mean a true, totally F'd up snow crash on a system monitor. My instincts and common sense would tell me no, at least not in the classical meaning of the term snow crash, but we've got a lot of smart people on this board who might know if it's actually possible. Ever since I read Snow Crash a couple years ago, I've wondered.

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    1. Re:Snow Crash by eredin · · Score: 1

      Back in the mid-90s, I accidentally discovered that the video on a MicroVAX terminal (VMS) couldn't handle a 1x1 button. The screen would instantly go to static - an odd diagonal line kind of static. The only was out was a reboot.

      FWIW, I stripped down the function to its most basic level, named it "Hose", and added a parameter to set the display to another terminal. "Hose term1" was a great way to get a break from long test sessions...

    2. Re:Snow Crash by renfrow · · Score: 1

      Snow crashes originally came about because screen memory was actually main memory and errant program code could write into that memory making a hash of the screen. There are some motherboards, with integrated graphics, where the screen memory is still part of main memory where this is possible. I've had several machines with these types of motherboards, but, never encountered snow crashes. However, I recently had experience with a buggy video driver that managed to crash and put a band of colored snow across the middle of the screen. So.... if you know the driver you could conceivably write code to take advantage of it to crash your screen.

      Tom.

    3. Re:Snow Crash by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Sweet. Not that I'm the kind of bastard that would (or maybe even could) write something like that. But I'm always happy to see a literary anachronism stay around.

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  66. Re:Slashvertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well-drawn characters

    You have to be kidding...

  67. Neal Stephenson is pop crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neal Stephenson writes "pop" crap for clueless tech wannabes. Cryptonomicon is a (bad) Tom Clancy novel with some "technical terms" sprinkled here and there to make the readers think the author knows more than they do.

    There are more references to sperm and masturbation than information about any actual cryptology. And the little there is consists of Stephenson paraphrasing Bruce Schneier (and making several mistakes in the process). For anyone with a clue about cryptanalysis the book is a (bad) attempt at nonsense humor.

    Not only that, but the style is repetitive and full of clichés, the rythm is painfully slow (entire chapters where nothing happens) and the ending is predictable, boring and "rushed" (though it'll take you 1200 pages to get there!).

    If that's his "masterpiece", then I shudder to think how bad the rest must be.

  68. Re:Slashvertisement? by Maxmin · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the hilarious NYTimes Star Wars essay Stephenson wrote when Episode 3 came out.

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  69. Re:Slashvertisement? by elambi · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the heads up on Neal's Star Wars essay. A great little read for first thing in the morning!

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  70. But that one had an ending by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Stephenson's books just sort of stop.

  71. April's Fools: it's the ads by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

    OK, I get it, this year's joke is the ads. I usually have a blind spot for the ads.

    On the articles, 2 times out of 3 I get ads for "Anastasia International.com", Quality Russian Dating Service.

    Haha.

    that's the joke, right?
    ...right?

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  72. Re:Slashvertisement? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    I strongly recommend Cryptonimicon as a good start. It's a big novel with two storylines from different historical points converging to a single dramatic and climatic end

    You must be joking... the build up in Cryptonomicon is huge, most certainly. And the weaving of the two plots is well executed. But the ending? Jebus, it might as well have just ended with "and, blah blah blah, they lived happily ever after".

  73. supernatural elements by Fatalis · · Score: 1

    I wonder if I'm the only one who's a bit put off by the mentions of supernatural beings in a sci-fi novel. well, probably not, but I guess I'll read the book anyway, if only to have an informed opinion. it's been a popular theme lately that the world is driven or almost driven to collapse by the irreligious, with the implication that believers would've done differently. bioshock and I am legend come to mind immediately, but there's more, I just can't remember them. the seeming supernaturalism (or just bullshit) of "cell" also prevented me from getting to the end, because I seem to be sensitive against that kind of thing in certain environments (but not others, rushdi's supernatural realism is fine), like sci-fi. in any case, I hope I'll find anathem enjoyable

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  74. Still no editor? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    I notice that this book is 928 pages, same as the hardcover of Cryptonomicon. This means that I probably won't be reading it.

    It's not that I object to long books, but I still haven't made it through Cryptonomicon, and don't feel much like going back to it. Somewhere in there, I'm quite certain, is a really good story struggling to break free--and that story is probably around 300 pages. The man needs an editor with a wooden ruler to smack his knuckles now and then.

    I'd like to finish one of his "amazing" books, but life is too short, and at this point there are too many other things that I'd rather read first.

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  75. Re:Slashvertisement? by elhondo · · Score: 1

    That was a great interview, but it just sort of ended abruptly. I was left wondering "what happened to the author". And the reader, I mean, here he was, just wasting time at work and then he stops reading... did he ever go to lunch?

  76. Re:Slashvertisement? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    My personally favourite aspect of Cryptonomicon is the WWII information warfare bit. It's all about the question how the hell they can make use of the information gained from cracking the German codes without letting the Germans know their codes are cracked. The solution is a special group of soldiers that gets to perform some totally weird missions just to give the allies a cover or excuse to make use of the information they already had.

    Also, it's one of the few novels that gets away with using a methematical formula, and it explains lots of mathematical concepts really well in extremely inventive and original ways without boring the reader. It is in my humble opinion The Ultimate Nerd Novel.

  77. Hm, is there something wrong with the people here? by ManiaX+Killerian · · Score: 1

    I read so many comments on being unable to read through the Cryptonomicon and Quicksilver that I'm a bit baffled. I mean, WTF, we're talking of about a thousand pages that have a lot of information, nicely written, challenging, fun, etc. (well, I also have a hard time reading his sex scenes, but I think he writes them this way on purpose...). I haven't seen anywhere anything like the talk between Newton and Leibniz on the free will, for example...

    A lot of people here probably like J.R.R.Martin's stuff - which is also big and not-so-interesting. It's also the same size, just not that full of facts (if any :) ) and not really challenging. Also, I bet a lot of people have gone through bigger textbooks which are far harder to digest... So I don't get the whining.

    (you want something bigger - go for Erikson's "Malazan Book of the Fallen". He still hasn't gotten boring (on book 7/10), has a humongous world and so many stories that connect in some way that for most people it's hard to keep track of even half of them :) )

  78. Re:Slashvertisement? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    it might as well have just ended with "and, blah blah blah, they lived happily ever after".

    I wish it had ended with words to that effect. Instead, he stopped just before the "they lived happily ever after". It ends with the prince kissing the sleeping beauty. You turn the page, and discover that was the last sentence. No waking up, marrying or living happily ever after at all.

    It's still a brilliant book, though. Hell, his previous books ended with the prince cutting through the thorn bushes, so this is a huge improvement.

  79. Re:Slashvertisement? by EEDAm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cryptonimicon is a good book. Hell it's probably even a great book. But a place to start with Stephenson? It's a magnum opus and it's more complicated than his other work. Its also pretty bigazz in size.

    If you are 'buying into' an author you've never read before this is going to put more possible stumbling blocks in the way. Both Snowcrash and Diamond Age have cracking stories that I think would be a bit more accessible to Stephenson novices first time out. You're going to want to read all three (and the others) anyway so I'd start out simpler. Alternatively grab anything by him you fancy - I can't help with your Bad Impulse Control.

  80. One size. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I think it's just a case of one size does not fit all.


    I really enjoyed Cryptonomicon, (though I thought the ending was a little weak). --Also, I don't really understand why people complain about the lack of well-studied female characters; it's a geek novel for goodness sake, and it seemed quite accurate when compared to my experiences with women; they generally don't appreciate a good story about D&D and packet routing. So what? I don't ask for well-studied male characters in romance novels. You want well-balanced and truly insightful humanist story-telling? Don't read a book dedicated to geeks and geek technology.

    OTOH I couldn't stand Snowcrash because it felt like MTV wrote it, and while I don't exactly know how to quantify this, it also felt like he a Mac-user at the time.

    And J.R.R.Martin? Ugh. That fellow is just another cult-of-science-cum-writer who lives his life convinced that "Bad Things Happen To Good People", and he made an endless effort to illustrate this dreary philosophy in his Game of Thrones stuff, proving of course nothing at all since being the god of his world makes his representation of reality on paper rather biased. I think he could benefit from learning how to live with a little grace before inflicting his words upon the world, but that's just my humble opinion. --Which can't be worth much since his stuff seems to ring a sympathetic chord with enough readers, --the biggest fans of which also happen to be enormously miserable sob-story people. (Which may be a coincidence or simply the result of a limited sample. I don't know for sure, but I certainly know which I'd bet on.) --I will admit that he knows how to tell an otherwise snappy page-turner, although I found his obsession with pre-pubescent girls tiresome. So no-thanks. And Martin, tell your publicist to stop insisting on including those two Rs in your name when it comes time to do cover design. That's just gaudy and cheep and all by itself should prevent you from sleeping at night. Ever.

    But whatever makes your soul marketable, I guess.


    -FL

  81. He's making fun of Ayn Rand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good for him. The more people who make fun of Rand and her insane ideas, the better the world becomes.

  82. Re:Atlas Shrugged by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    Neither. "Reason" was a nuclear powered automatic cannon, if I recall correctly. Remember, he had to hang the heat sink into the ocean to keep it from melting down...

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  83. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Kattspya · · Score: 1

    Neither. "Reason" was a nuclear powered automatic cannon, if I recall correctly. Remember, he had to hang the heat sink into the ocean to keep it from melting down... It had more than one barrel in fact it had six. How exactly does one propel metal slugs with nuclear power while not using either a railgun or a coil gun? Also, how many automatic cannon have more than one barrel?
  84. Re:Slashvertisement? by Knuckles · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And not to forget the utterly amazing and interesting Mother Earth, Mother Board

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  85. Re:Atlas Shrugged by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    Sigh. It's a joke, son. Stephenson though it was really witty to a have a character piously remark "Don't worry, they'll listen to Reason"—as they were being chased by mother-stabbing, father-raping pirates. The other passengers aboard look at him like he's lost his mind. Then he produces Reason from a medium sized briefcase, and blows the entire pirate flotilla to hell. The subtext is, I suppose, that this sort of "reason" is the only kind that mother-stabbing, father-raping pirates are likely to listen to. I thought the "Reason" episode was screamingly funny. I have no idea how one would build an atomic-powered automatic cannon...and it's rather pointless to pursue the question, don't you think?

    Perhaps you wouldn't like Snow Crash. Just a guess, mind you.

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  86. Re:Atlas Shrugged by Kattspya · · Score: 1

    It was a joke, small male child.

    I've no idea what you're talking about now. Using the word Reason in the context of this discussion and replying to what appears to be a libertarian, the word could have three meanings. Reason as in reason, reason as in the atomic powered gattling gun and finally reason the libertarian magazine. I chose the latter two when attempting a joke. It obviously failed. You responded by implying that reason is not a magnetic gattling gun but an atomic powered automatic cannon. I disputed that it was an automatic cannon due to the barrel count and stood by my claim that it works by electromagnetism. I never implied that it didn't use nuclear power.

    How would I know that Reason has six barrels and fires metal slugs (depleted uranium AFAICR)if I hadn't read the book or at least knew that Reason is the name of a fictional weapon?