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  1. Why does it have to be scary robots? on Self-Healing Robots of Doom From UPenn · · Score: 1

    The Iron Giant can re-assemble himself too!

  2. Awesome! on Arizona Judge Shoots Down RIAA Theories · · Score: 1

    Totally eviscerated! Radical! To the Max!

  3. Obligatory on Run Google App Engine Apps On Amazon's Cloud · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Error: Hey you, get off of my cloud!"

  4. $12/hour with no selling! on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They had get rich quick schemes back then too! Make $12 an hour!

  5. That's gotta hurt! on EA Launches 'Hostile' Bid for GTA Publisher · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd love to hear John Madden do color commentary over GTA.

  6. The true tenets of Scientology on Wikileaks Airs Scientology Black Ops · · Score: 1

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

  7. I blame dentists. on Spreading "1 in 5" Number Does More Harm Than Good · · Score: 1
    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Dentyne.
    1 of 5 children have been solicited online.
    Children can grow up to be dentists.
    Ergo, 1 of 5 future dentists are solicited online.
    4 out of 5 future dentists recommend Dentyne.

    Summary: Chew Dentyne and you won't get raped.

  8. Re:Make a U-Turn on Open US GPS Data? · · Score: 5, Funny

    So it might ACTUALLY send you over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's House????

  9. Had the time of my life? on Jack Thompson Served With Order to Show Cause · · Score: 5, Funny
    This court has threatened Thompson. He does not threaten back.

    Nobody puts Jack Thompson in a corner.

  10. Re:Cheat Sheet! No Silverlight Required! on Microsoft Battles Vista Perception With Prizes · · Score: 1

    And this concludes this week's edition of the Opposite Sketches.

  11. Bathroom jokes on Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh the possibilites... - What happens if I'm in the shower and the OS crashes? Will it never turn off? - Will the toilet only accept one kind of input? - Will the house "phone home" to let said manufacturers know what I do in the house? (For statistics only, no personal information of course) - Will my furniture be compatible with the floor? - What if the fridge is stuck in an infinite loop and keeps ordering me eggs? - Can it defrag my junk drawer?

  12. Re:Baaaaahhaaah! Baaaahhh! on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 1

    You're the one making sheep noises, not us. Nice original insult, calling other people sheep. You're sooooooo much smarter than the rest of us, using that sheep analogy that obviously no one has thought of before.

  13. Swap that, reverse it. on Congress To Investigate FCC · · Score: 1
    "The news couldn't be more welcome to the industries that the FCC regulates."

    Couldn't that also say "...the industries that regulate the FCC."?

    I can't be the only one thinking it.

  14. 2D barcode on ID Tech May Mean an End to Anonymous Drinking · · Score: 1

    The bar code that looks like a Magic Eye picture is called a 2D barcode. There's mucho software out there that can decode and produce them.

  15. Re:Easy workaround on ID Tech May Mean an End to Anonymous Drinking · · Score: 2, Informative

    Better to sand it or bleach it off. Less likely to be considered "tampering" with it, if it seems more like the bar code "wore off."

  16. Re:Holodeck? on Scientist Suggests We Explore 'Universe is a VR Simulation' Theory · · Score: 1

    Actually, I was thinking of Lt. Barclay, holding the cube with Prof. Moriarty inside.

  17. Re:First Video To Watch On It.... on Linux-Based PMP Features Head-Up Display · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Shouldn't it be Brainstorm instead?

  18. Holodeck? on Scientist Suggests We Explore 'Universe is a VR Simulation' Theory · · Score: 1
    Computer, end program.

    Still here. Phew.

  19. Fear his descrucity! on Rails Bigwig Rails on Rails Community · · Score: 1

    This guy's rants are right up there on par with the Ultimate Warrior. http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/

  20. Artists should sue, not RIAA on Copyright Cutback Proposed As RIAA Solution · · Score: 1

    If any lawsuit takes place, the individual artist or songwriter should be required to take the stand in each and every case, to present their tale of sorrow and woe about the money they are personally losing. This is who the RIAA is representing, right? Shouldn't the true plantiff take the stand?

  21. In room movies on WTO Awards Caribbean Country Right to Ignore US Copyright · · Score: 1

    Does this mean the porn in their hotel rooms is now free? Huzzah!

  22. Mr. Wizard had one on Heathkit Reincarnates the Hero Robot · · Score: 1

    If it was good enough for Mr. Wizard, it was good enough for us.

    We had a small army of those at my high school. We used to take entire classes to program it to swear phonetically.

  23. Re:Mercury poisoning on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    In that case, then who is feeding them McDonald's for lunch daily instead of PB&J? The Boogeyman?

  24. Re:Mercury poisoning on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    ADHD comes from bad parenting, not bad diet.

  25. What if something legal is stolen? on No Right to Privacy When Your Computer Is Repaired · · Score: 1
    What if I bring my PC to Geeksquad for said DVD installation, and they find my folder containing my plans for my super awesome, not yet patented, but still secret invention?

    Based on this precedent, is my invention now free for the taking and sharing? I believe I would have only contacted for the installation of hardware and only the necessary drivers. Where does inspection of non-system files come into play?

    Privacy is privacy, regardless of the content.