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  1. Use AI to escape from smog on Indian Capital Declares Emergency as Toxic Smog Thickens By the Hour (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely there is an AI-Based app that will let them escape the Smog. AI and Apps are the answer to everything now.

  2. Queuing for food is for fools on Google To Add Restaurant Wait Times To Google Search, Maps (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    I doubt Eric Schmidt stands in a queue waiting for a table to become available and it's a bit of an insult to think he expects other people to do that. If a place is so busy you have to queue, good chance there is a deserted place just down the road waiting to dole out a nice meal. Or if there isn't simply go home and cook your own food just like in the good old days. Save a pile of money too

    Restaurant-queuing seems to be a cultural phenomenon associated mostly with America. It's not unusual to see a mile-long queue for a restaurant in America but in other parts of the world if there's a few waiting by the door people deem it to be busy and quickly move on to the next place.

  3. Alphabet's Waymo on Alphabet's Waymo Will Test Self-Driving Cars In Snowy Detroit (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Can f*ck right off.

  4. As far as I know currently available lithium batteries still wear out after 1,000 cycles and slightly more for LiFePo4. There have been lots of breakthroughs but nothing for mass production. So if they go for this they'll have to buy a massive pile of new batteries every 5 years or so? Doesn't seem like a great solution

  5. Same as TBD means

  6. Yes, that's the word I read out internally to myself when I see 'TBD'.

    In a world plagued with three letter acronyms, I suggest that the more common ones should be converted into full fledged words by means of stuffing them with vowels as required to make them easy to pronounce. Are ya with me?

  7. Re:A better buggy whip? on Mazda Announces Breakthrough In Long-Coveted Engine Technology (reuters.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even before 1888 buggy whips were known to be pretty much useless; people had long figured out it was more effective to whip the horse rather than the buggy

  8. 4.5GW not that much on Massive Solar Plant In the Sahara Could Help Keep the EU Powered (digitaltrends.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Barely enough to supply power to Ireland To really make a difference it would need to be about 450GW

  9. So what on August Solar Eclipse Could Disrupt Roads and Cellular Networks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A few million dumbfucks won't be able to use their phones for a few minutes/hours. This is a disaster scenario that companies are planning for well in advance? If you are so important that you can't be missed for a few hours while you go to see an eclipse obviously you shouldn't be going at all.

  10. Not a bad idea on Ethiopia Turns Off Internet Nationwide as Students Sit Exams (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    People are too easily distracted by random nonsense on the internet, kids these days. Look at all the covfefe about Trump this morning. Did that add value to anyone's life? No.

    More places should turn off the internet for a while. Even IoT sensors could buffer their stats until it's switched back on. I would recommend switching it off for 2-3 days in the summer and 24th-27th of December. Give people a chance to rediscover the outdoors and all of that.

  11. They can vote all they like on Switzerland Votes To Abandon Nuclear Power In Favor of Renewables (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    When the nuclear power plants have 20-30 years left in them. They'll get some feel-good votes from the anti-nuclear crowd now and it's effortless for some other government who'll be in power 15-20 years from now with looming power shortages to decide to keep them open or to build a few more.

  12. Re:The new Nokia 3310 is not a Nokia and not a 331 on Sony Launches Phone With World's First 4K HDR Screen; Nokia Brings Back the 3310 Handset (wired.com) · · Score: 2

    It's more of a homage really. It reminds me more of a 6300 than a 3310. I was hoping for a monochrome LCD with maybe a few extra menu options and voice over LTE. I always found the monochrome LCD much easier on the eye than the present-day colour ones. They could have gone e-ink if there wasn't a suitable LCD available without deviating too much from what the 3310 used to be.

  13. Re:You don't want to enable TERRORISTS, do you? on Iris Scans and Fingerprints Could Be Your Ticket On British Rail (silicon.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Expect the 'Yet more big brother' articles from UK to ramp up a few notches after the Brexit, when they will be the law unto themselves to "protect against terrorists". We had a quiet few years after the last labour government finished

  14. Bad news for Foxconn robots on Apple To Cut iPhone Production By 10%: Nikkei (nikkei.com) · · Score: 1

    They'll have less work to do. Some might even be made redundant. Who'd a thunk their day in the sun would be so short?

  15. Does this refer to Ballyhooly?

  16. Re:What could I possibly use it for? on Amazon Said to Plan Premium Alexa Speaker With Large Screen (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    The idea is that you use it for giving Jeff Bezos more money

  17. Easier Solution on Walmart Tests Blockchain For Use In Food Recalls (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Stop importing pork from China. You wouldn't know what kind of filth would be in that.

  18. Torrent, cryptocurrency. Spotify uses DRM. DRM is evil. I am surprised to see someone on Slashdot supporting these muppets.

    There has been a great centralisation going on since 2005. Be great to see it come to an end

  19. Paying money every month for a couple of sine waves coming out of a cheap tinny Chinese speaker.
    Paying money to paypal for the privilege of paying. Paypal fees are f**ing ridiculous

    We'll live in a freer world with those tech parasites gone

  20. Hopefully they never come back up! It would be great to live in a world with the above gone. Hopefully the FANG companies are next to go.

  21. Re:We're supposed to be surprised? on Why Your Devices Are Probably Eroding Your Productivity (kqed.org) · · Score: 1

    You are lucky if they wait till the following week. Most of mine call within the hour

  22. Re:I will buy IF... on Nokia Crawls Towards Comeback With New Phones Announcement (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    They should try Sailfish OS

  23. Re:Which problems? on Ask Slashdot: Why Aren't Techies Improving The World? · · Score: 1

    The 90's were much better, despite the lack of technology. Even the internet was better before it went all mainstream and commercial

  24. Re:Eleven reasons to be depressed abou the future on Eleven Reasons To Be Excited About The Future of Technology (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    Amen to that, bruvva!

  25. Sounds quite boring tbh on Eleven Reasons To Be Excited About The Future of Technology (medium.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Self driving cars being the main culprit for making things boring, but the rest of them don't fill me with excitement either. The future seems to be clean, sterilised, free from madness, politically correct and by-the-book. It also seems to be filled with capitalists who want to automate their entire business and live a life of hedonism on the bahamas while everyone else supposedly keeps working for their money.

    Tl;dr? The future is a load of sh1t really