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  1. Re:This one time at band camp... on 10-year-old Microsoft Ticket Resurfaces? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will if it's Ballmer on the other end.

  2. Mac Malware you say? on First Scareware For the Mac · · Score: 1

    Mac users around the world are going to have to throw away their macs and buy new ones! What about people with portable Mac computers? They wont be seen in Starbucks no more pretending they are journalists.

  3. We're all gunna die!!! on Y2K38 Watch Starts Saturday · · Score: 1

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh......... we are all going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Microsoft Shoppin Cart on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 2, Funny

    "right I want a... WTF!!! my shopping cart has shutdown to prevent damage to my food?"

  5. All your Ford... on Ford Claims Ownership Of Your Pictures · · Score: 1

    "All your Ford are belong to us"

  6. iPods? on Malware Distribution Through Physical Media a Growing Concern · · Score: 1

    We discussed a similar problem with iPods a while back It seems like iPods must come with iTunes
  7. 14 Year old? on 14-Year-Old Turns Tram System Into Personal Train Set · · Score: 0, Troll

    That 14 year old obviously has no life, plays video games and is probably fat due to the fact he does not go out and eat McDonald's.

  8. Re:512 Ram, 60GB HD... on Shuttle's $200 Linux PC Part of a Trend? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want a red one with a yellow hammer and sickle on the side.

  9. Wheres Microsoft? on 12 Companies Caught Stealing Software in 2007 · · Score: 1

    All these companies being sued for stealing Intellectual Property and none of them where Microsoft.

  10. Re:Not quite on iPhone Forcing Open Wireless Networks? · · Score: 1

    Thats all down to the tarif, most require you to bide by the contract for a minimum time (which you can still cancel in the UK by the bank) basically after that minimum time has passed you "legally" own the phone. In the UK you can walk into a shop and buy a phone without a contract and buy credit from the shop.

  11. Violating Copyrights on Web Snapshots Are Nabbed for Commercial Uses · · Score: 3, Funny

    These people are hypocrites if they wanted to violate copyright laws properly at least use The Pirate Bay.

  12. Re:A Few Thousand Page PDF on White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online · · Score: 1

    Wearing those wigs is a tradition.

  13. Re:Beer advertisers should be ashamed on Microsoft 'Open Value Subscription' is None of the Above · · Score: 1

    I once saw an advert on sensible drinking and shrugged my shoulders the very next day I felt like crap.

  14. So...? on The Final CES Keynote From Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    I am guessing Bill is not trying to conquer Linux this year I see?

  15. Re:The NYT headline is a bit inflammatory... on Why Intel and OLPC Parted Ways · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah your right. If I don't know how to do something I ask Google or if its about something Wikipedia usually has my answer.

  16. Re:Please enter your credentials here: on Firefox Spoofing Bug Puts Passwords At Risk · · Score: 1

    Yeah but a bug in IE means it will get fixed in the next service pack.

  17. in the UK on Surveillance Rights for the Public? · · Score: 1

    (aside all shit laws) there is a freedom of information act, does the US have this?

  18. Re:Wow on MS To Push Silverlight Via Redesigned Microsoft.com · · Score: 1

    Flaimbait? more like informative, I got the sarcasm.

  19. Laptop advertising? on Lenovo Announces the IdeaPad · · Score: 1

    Is this laptop advertising? and another thing I must mention what's Zonk or Slashdot get out of it?

  20. Whats the point? on Cocaine Vaccine In the Works · · Score: 1

    I take Cocaine for the high not for the shit feeling in the morning, why cant they fix that instead?

  21. Microsoft Security and Patch Process on Microsoft Opens Its Security Research Cookbooks · · Score: 1

    Security hole discovered:
    Step 1 - Say Open Source Software is insecure and mock Linux
    Step 2 - Think about security hole
    Step 3 - Promise fix will be done in next service pack
    Step 4 - Mock Linux a bit more and claim open source is comunism
    **** 5 Months later security fix

  22. My only guess... on Report Says 36.4% of World's Computers Infringe on IP · · Score: 1

    My only guess is that the other 63.6% use Microsoft Windows.

  23. Arg! on WTO Awards Caribbean Country Right to Ignore US Copyright · · Score: 1

    Arge ye all pirates now move the da ole Caribbeans to trade legal songs arge!

  24. Re:Obvious Answer on Windows Home Server Corrupts Files · · Score: 1

    Yeah a security feature to make sure nobody (including yourself) can't view the complete file. Its a shame Open Source software does not have this feature to compete with Microsoft.

  25. Re:please, no new billboards on FBI to Put Criminals Up in Lights · · Score: 1

    So you don't think there will be any Google Ads on the billboards?