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10-year-old Microsoft Ticket Resurfaces?

Ian Lamont writes "Microsoft is apparently taking seriously a blogger's claim that a Microsoft tech support employee called back to check on a 10-year-old BSOD trouble ticket. The anonymous blogger suspects someone at Microsoft typed "1/8/08" into their tracking system for the date of a follow-up call, instead of "1/8/98." Microsoft told Computerworld support cases "are reviewed regularly so that we can ensure we're resolving customer issues in a timely fashion — regardless of the callback commitment set by the agent. Nonetheless, no system can ensure complete accuracy."" To be fair, this is all unverified, so choose to believe at your own risk.

257 comments

  1. What I want to know is... by PhiloBeddoe · · Score: 1

    Who remembers their mouse didn't work 10 years later?

    1. Re:What I want to know is... by VagaStorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      lol, the interesting thing her is that even tho they whant me to spend a fortune on not so backwards compatible upgrades evry 2 or 3 years, they them self have a system that goes back 10+ years :D :D

    2. Re:What I want to know is... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 0

      lol, the interesting thing her is that even tho they whant me to spend a fortune on not so backwards compatible upgrades evry 2 or 3 years, they them self have a system that goes back 10+ years :D :D
      That's because they're rebooting the Windows under the virtual machine every day. The host OS is Linux, which only reboots for kernel updates.
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    3. Re:What I want to know is... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He whose tab key is worn down.

  2. Well, it sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft is looking into it what more can you expect? Yeah, yeah, I know what you are saying, but *reality check* mistakes happen. I think its cool.

    Now, the question is: are they going to fix the problem or is the OS now out of support?

    1. Re:Well, it sounds good by Locutus · · Score: 1

      the problem required a complete redesign of the OS, they opted to remove the 'problem' by removing the person who opened the trouble ticket. Deceased as of 1/8/1998. They also don't think it's funny how old skeletons always seem to find there way back to the surface. ;-)

      I also just heard that Bill Gates has moved up his retirement to yesterday and Steve Balmer is no where to be found.

      LoB

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    2. Re:Well, it sounds good by provigilman · · Score: 1

      If they wanted it to go away permanently, wouldn't it have been easier to just delete the trouble ticket...or make it a call back for 12/31/2099? Putting it exactly 10 years forward is a little stupid, whereas someone striking 0 instead of 9 (especially since they're right next to each other if you're using the number keys on the main section of the keyboard instead of the number pad) is a very simple mistake.

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  3. heh, interesting disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    To be fair, this is all unverified, so choose to believe at your own risk.


    This is slashdot. The article is critical of Microsoft. Of course they will believe.
    1. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by El+Pollo+Loco · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe I can fly
      I believe I can touch the sky
      A blue screen every night and day
      call MS and yell away

      I believe they will call
      I see them calling 10 years down the road
      I believe in MS
      I believe in MS

    2. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

      The anonymous blogger suspects someone at Microsoft typed "1/8/08" into their tracking system for the date of a follow-up call, instead of "1/8/98." Look, folks, if Microsoft had been spying on their employees back then, this never would have happened.
    3. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even if it's not true, the real question is:

      After ten years, has Microsoft fixed the bug yet?

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    4. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article is critical of Microsoft. Of course they will believe.

      Well, I think you're missing an important point that may swing the credibility of this story the other way.

      The crux of the story is that Microsoft followed up on a problem ticket. And that strains the belief of almost any intelligent observer.

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    5. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I don't find this outrageous or obnoxious or anything. These things happen. It's like the U.S. Mail delivering a letter decades after it was posted. They handle billions of pieces a year. It's bound to happen eventually.

      What I want to know is whether the BSOD problem was ever fixed in those 10 years?

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    6. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Troll

      his is slashdot. The article is critical of Microsoft. Of course they will believe. And you can bet it won't take ten years for the dupe to get posted, either.
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    7. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree. Microsoft's second level tech support, or the MSDN support guys, are absolutely wonderful. It's the first level support that's farmed out to call centers like Stream that sucks rocks.

    8. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't seem critical of Microsoft to me. A possibility of one obviously unusual, highly out-of-the-ordinary mistake out of millions of support calls over a decade - so unusual it's apparently news - and an impartial summary. Gee, that's so critical, not. But I suppose you have to grab any chance you get, no matter how desparate, to poke fun at an alleged bias of the slashdot community.

    9. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Well, I once had a completely straight-faced e-mail response to a tech support query from an ISP about *eighteen months* after I'd submitted it (I had already long since resolved the problem on my own and forgotten about it). Nonetheless, ten years may seem like a stretch.

    10. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Didn't he just approve the sale of things that are WMDs to an oil rich nation?

    11. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I was going for the lame anti-MS joke.

      What saddens me is that the only moderation I've gotten up to this point is +1 Insightful.

      /. moderation makes Baby Jeebus cry.

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    12. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I can well belive the MSDN support would be good, keeping developers happy is relatively cheap for the ammount of benifit it brings your platform and MSDN subscribers are 1: paying quite a substantial subscription and 2: likely to actually know what they are talking about.

      With second level tech support I guess it's just a case of you get what you pay for ;)

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    13. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      No, the bug is still there, but they built a whole new operating system around it.

    14. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Slashdot+Suxxors · · Score: 1

      Alleged?

    15. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by WNight · · Score: 1

      Won't that make it easier to prove they have WMDs when we need their oil? He already got burned by not checking that...

    16. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Firstly, and most importantly, a bias is only a bias if it's unfair and not deserved. (For example, I think few would seriously assert that having a negative of, say, Hitler would constitute a "bias".)

      Secondly, slashdot is a heterogenous community with diverse opinions and many are in fact pro-Microsoft (I have on quite a few occasions even been modded down for making even factual posts that were vaguely not favourable to Microsoft).

    17. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, "having a negative of" should have read "having a negative opinion of" --- this dang Windows must've deleted it from the HTTP POST packet ;)

    18. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they repackaged the BSD network stack... How can this be?

    19. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      next service pack

    20. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      Won't that make it easier to prove they have WMDs when we need their oil? He already got burned by not checking that...

      "I know they're there! See? This is the invoice from when I sold them to him!"

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    21. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Woosh*!

    22. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/8/98-->Y2K-->1/8/08 is suspect...

    23. Re:heh, interesting disclaimer by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      To be fair, this is all unverified, so choose to believe at your own risk.

      This is slashdot. The article is critical of Microsoft. Of course they will believe.


      And there is one good reason not to believe?

      (Actually, in the tea shack yesterday one of my colleagues was moaning about having had computing support at [A MAJOR OIL COMPANY] doing a call back to him 3 months after he raised a BSOD ticket about on of their networked machines on an oil platform. In the intervening 3 months he'd had a laptop heli-freighted out to him, had completed the well, and had moved to work for 3 different clients in 2 different countries. And by sheer coincidence was back in the exact same office, with a different laptop, in time for the 3-month call back. From Houston, to the sub-tropical North Sea)
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  4. I don't believe it by oni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's think about all the things that would have to happen for this story to be true:

    1. Microsoft must have no mechanism for tracking work order/help requests. Come on. Every manager has daily/weekly/monthly reports that show the number of requests opened/closed/carried over and it flags old requests, and it sorts by age, so the oldest issue shows up at the top of the list. A manager would have seen this.

    2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out."

    3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.

    Or we could go with theory B: a blogger made up a funny story.

    1. Re:I don't believe it by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (2) is reasonable. Depending on the workload and setup, it is very reasonable the support agent didn't even look at the date field before making the call.

      (3) I know some people that have had the same number for 10 years. Some for a lot longer than that.

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    2. Re:I don't believe it by mrL1nX · · Score: 1

      4. The help desk guy didn't notic it said: Operating System: Windows 98 (or for that matter even Windows 95)

    3. Re:I don't believe it by LMacG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > 3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.

      This comes up on /. fairly often. I can think of dozens of people who have had the same number for at least that long. Heck, my aunt in Pennsylvania has had her number so long, I remember when we used a named exchange (OSborne 5) for it. I don't get the collective perception that keeping a phone number is unusual.

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    4. Re:I don't believe it by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened, I think it's dumb to condemn Microsoft over this. With how many tickets they've dealt with since Windows and DOS came out, having this happen once isn't a bad record.

      That being said, you should add: 4. Their system for tracking tickets would have to not have changed in the past 10 years.

    5. Re:I don't believe it by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      In response:
      "1. Microsoft must have no mechanism for tracking work order/help requests. Come on. Every manager has daily/weekly/monthly reports that show the number of requests opened/closed/carried over and it flags old requests, and it sorts by age, so the oldest issue shows up at the top of the list. A manager would have seen this."

      You don't know any managers that don't read their reports? What fantasy company do you work at - I need to send in my resume.

      "2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out."

      You don't know any support personnel who are mindless drones? See response to #1 above re. "fantasy company"

      "3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years."

      Phone number portability, dude - you can keep your number forever. Oh, yeah - there are still folks that work and/or live at the same place for a long time. Rarer, sure, but they are still around.

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    6. Re:I don't believe it by Splab · · Score: 1

      I've had my mobile phone number for 10 years, its not that uncommon, especially in places where you can take the number with you when you move (Denmark for instance).

    7. Re:I don't believe it by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure PHB dashboard metrics and auto-status tickets would prevent something like this from happening. Even small companies like Chorus use them.

      Just another blogger looking for page hits or his weekend buddy conversation "dude, I totally pwned the internet this week."

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    8. Re:I don't believe it by El+Pollo+Loco · · Score: 1

      I'm only 24. I bought a cell phone at 15. I've had the same number for 9 years. It's not uncommon.

    9. Re:I don't believe it by oni · · Score: 1

      according to the wiki, windows 98 was released in June 1998. So this would have *had* to be windows 95 (or even windows 3.11).

      You're right, the tech would have looked at this and said, "WTF?" and then looked more closely, noticed the date, had a good laugh, and deleted it.

    10. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have had the same cell phone number for well over 10 years. My home and work phones have changed several times though.

    11. Re:I don't believe it by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      My grandparents have the same phone number they did 20 years ago.
      Where I live, we usually bring our phone numbers with us when moving
      inside the same city.

    12. Re:I don't believe it by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 3, Informative

      2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out." They probably have an autodialer, the agent didn't even see the ticket before the system called the guy. I worked for a Capital One call center for a while. I was real nice when the systems were slow: "Hi ... is ... Steve Johnson there" I must have sounded retarded but it was actually that I was waiting for the account to come up so I knew who "I" just called.
    13. Re:I don't believe it by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

      1 - Most trouble ticket software I have been exposed to can easily let this happen, enter in the wrong date like that and it will not show up on some reports.

      2 - you are giving way too much credit in abilities to help desk people. it's so bad nowdays that most are incredibly uncaring and skilled due to falling wages.

      3 - I not only have the same phone # from 10 years ago, but it's a cellphone number! I also plan on keeping my voIP number for at least 25 years or until my provider dies or turns evil.

      I know many people that have been bugged by incredibly old followup calls from tech service at a company. One friend was called on gear that we had removed and threw away for at least a year and a half... It was on a spontaneous reboot issue we reported 5 years ago.

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    14. Re:I don't believe it by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      My parents have the same number they got in November of 1970.

      Heck, I think they still have the same "princess" phone they got when touch-tone was introduced in the late 70s.

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    15. Re:I don't believe it by PsychosisBoy · · Score: 0

      That being said, you should add: 4. Their system for tracking tickets would have to not have changed in the past 10 years.

      This is not all that unlikely. It is most likely the same software, which has been upgraded over time, thus retaining the same data. Even if they changed software completely, they would still have to migrate their old data over, or they would lose all pending support calls / situations.

    16. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      >3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.

      You'd be amazed. I know, myself, two people personally whose parents still don't pay for touch tone (they don't have it activated). The only way this can be the case is for the phone line to be earlier than when bell allowed CLECs (1990 or so, I can't remember exactly when). Otherwise, you are required to have touch tone and pay extra ($2.95 or so monthly) for it. Yes, I tried to get it cancelled (my modem doesn't care about pulse or tone), you can't, it's an odd tariff item that is a REQUIRED service now, only grandfathered accounts have it option.

      This is in Ontario, Canada, for those wondering.

    17. Re:I don't believe it by croddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's inevitable that a ticket will fall through the cracks once in a while. My first reaction was "Wow, impressive. They retain trouble ticket data for 10+ years."

    18. Re:I don't believe it by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      As for 3.

      They called his parents. It's fairly realistic for someones parents to have the same number for over 10 years (mine have had theres for almost 30).

      Though I do agree that for this to be written on an anonymous blog that has 3 entries the bullshit-o-meter reading is fairly high.

    19. Re:I don't believe it by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 1

      Why would the system not have been able to change?

      Even with the system changing, they wouldn't have done anything that wouldn't have allowed them to use the same dataset. They can't just wipe all their tickets one day and start anew. Every thing would have to be brought over during the transition.

    20. Re:I don't believe it by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.

      Believe it or not, I've had the same email address for the last 12 years.

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    21. Re:I don't believe it by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      We've done a cut over where the old and new systems co-existed for a period of time (like 1 month) with the "no new cases" rule for the old system. Anything that wasn't closed in that window were required to be manually entered by the assigned rep in the new system (incentive for closing them).

      Layne

    22. Re:I don't believe it by PsychosisBoy · · Score: 0

      Phone number portability, dude - you can keep your number forever.

      But of course, this wasn't available for mobile phones in the US ten years ago. Then again, most people didn't have a cellphone in the US ten years ago...

      there are still folks that work and/or live at the same place for a long time. Rarer, sure, but they are still around

      Homeowners tend to stay in the same place for ten years, in my experience... not that rare. I think everyone here is trying to compare their own situations (young job-hopping technology workers with no house), which makes it harder for them to reconcile this story with their sense of reality.

    23. Re:I don't believe it by omeomi · · Score: 1

      2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out."

      You haven't talked to Microsoft tech support have you? If it's not on the script, it doesn't happen.

    24. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Microsoft would have to have moved information about this ticket through multiple help system upgrade processes in which it probably would have been flagged as old... Unless MS is still using the same help system as it did 10 years ago.

    25. Re:I don't believe it by xtracto · · Score: 1

      3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.

      My mom's house (the house were I lived for about 14 years) still has the same phone number 68972 after almost 20 years. I do not thing it is that amazing to have the same telephone number for all that time (or maybe it is in the USA...)

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    26. Re:I don't believe it by Otto · · Score: 1

      Let's think about all the things that would have to happen for this story to be true:

      1. Microsoft must have no mechanism for tracking work order/help requests. Come on. Every manager has daily/weekly/monthly reports that show the number of requests opened/closed/carried over and it flags old requests, and it sorts by age, so the oldest issue shows up at the top of the list. A manager would have seen this. Assuming that the date was put in wrong to begin with, it's possible that the system did not count the problem as it was in "the future".

      2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out." I'm assuming that the problem date was actually wrong for some reason, instead of the follow-up date.

      3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years. If you'd read the article, the reason he thinks it's 10 years old is because they called his parent's number and left a message there.

      As for somebody having the same number for 10 years, my grandparents have had the same phone number for at least my entire life (I'm 31), probably longer. Not everybody moves every 5 years.
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    27. Re:I don't believe it by KUHurdler · · Score: 2

      yeah right. If I work at a lame job calling customers all day long for the same old reasons... and for once, I get and abnormal call...

      I'm calling it. Who's with me?

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    28. Re:I don't believe it by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I know several people with 15 year old cell phone numbers and one stubborn guy who even still has the same phone plan from 10 years ago, much to the annoyance of Verizon. Every few years he buys a new phone and just has the phone changed.

      My cell phone number though is only 9 years old. Got in 1999.

      Home phone numbers though my grandmother has had the same number since her kids where growing up. so ~60 years?

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    29. Re:I don't believe it by ThePlague · · Score: 0

      I've had my home number for 14 years, and my cell for nearly 10.

    30. Re:I don't believe it by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      This coming October, I will have had my land-line number for 10 years.

      My parents have had the same number for about 23 years now.

      My Aunt & Uncle have had the same number at least since I was a kid(probably longer), and I'll be 35 this year.

    31. Re:I don't believe it by phillips321 · · Score: 1

      Fuck Yeah! I've worked in boring jobs, any chance I get to have a laugh at my employees expense i'm taking! Especially M$!

      If employees pay peanuts they can only expect monkeys!

    32. Re:I don't believe it by mortonda · · Score: 1

      I've had the same land line number for 10 years now. I still get phone calls for roommates I had back then, whom I kicked out when I got married.

    33. Re:I don't believe it by plopez · · Score: 1

      1. Microsoft must have no mechanism for tracking work order/help requests. Come on. Every manager has daily/weekly/monthly reports that show the number of requests opened/closed/carried over and it flags old requests, and it sorts by age, so the oldest issue shows up at the top of the list. A manager would have seen this.

      Assuming the manager gave a damn. Seriously, the turn over at hell desk is huge, managers come and go. Also assuming that the system has any data integrity at all, it could be spreadsheet based, an old version Access based (shudder) or an old version of SQL Server based. Also assuming the programmers know what they are doing, they may have assumed "yeah we'll just flag issues to the beginning of the year 'cuz no will ever need anything older than that". Sad but true, but that is the quality of programmers I have met. Add in outsourcing and off shoring and you have a recipe for confusion. I have seen all of these breakdowns at one time or another in over 15 years in IT.

      2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the follow up call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out."

      Why should some hell desk monkey care? Especially if they are getting paid by the hour, assessed by number of calls taken or made, or by issues resolved. Possibly the system would not allow the hell desk employee to close out before making a call and due to monitoring of calls the employee was forced to get a response.

      3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.

      My parents have had the same number for about 35 years.

      Having worked in some large environments, this I found this sort of confusion was par for the course. To me it is plausible.

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    34. Re:I don't believe it by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm not even 30 and I've had the same phone number for 8 years. I have no plans on changing it.

      I expect that there are lots of 20 year olds right now that have had the same number for 4 or 5 years, and some younger folks too; in 10 years, lots of them will not have changed that number.

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    35. Re:I don't believe it by EricWright · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My father, who worked in two-way communication systems (think CB radios/base stations, 911 comms systems, etc) before retirement, has had the same mobile phone number since the late 1980s when it was attached to an $1100 in car system, the old kind with a base station mounted under the driver's seat and a handset cradle bolted onto the floorboard. He actually kept the same number with the same system (through NUMEROUS buyouts/takeovers) until cell number portability was finally mandated in the US.

      Makes my 9 years with the same mobile number seem paltry in comparison.

    36. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Official support for Windows 98 ended in July, 2006.

    37. Re:I don't believe it by viper66 · · Score: 1

      I've had the same email address for 11 years, although I probably wouldn't notice if a real email came through since I use it as a spam dump for the last 5 years or so.

    38. Re:I don't believe it by bhsurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      i wonder if the perception of phone numbers as something that frequently changes has any correlation with job-hopping. it would seem to me that the type of person who jumps jobs every 2 years would probably also be the type of person who moves frequently and thus doesn't always get to keep their phone number, and i'm going to take a wild guess that at least some people here fit neatly in that category.

      of course, i've only been in my current job for about 7 months and my landline number is 6 years old, so obviously it doesn't always match up, but still...

      really kind of a pointless post, now that i look at it, but there it is anyway.

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    39. Re:I don't believe it by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "(3) I know some people that have had the same number for 10 years. Some for a lot longer than that."

      I got my current phone number in 1990. So that makes 18 years for me. It is actually the second number that I ever had with the phone company. Luckily, Vonage arrived on the scene before I moved out of the area, so I was able to preserve it as my home phone number for the 2 years that I was out of it's local area.

    40. Re:I don't believe it by slazzy · · Score: 1

      I am also 30, but I've had my home phone number for 12 years, and my cell number for 6 years. My parents have had the same number for over 40 years, and I know a lot of other people who have had the same number for 20-30 years.

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    41. Re:I don't believe it by douthitb · · Score: 1

      (3) This is pretty reasonable. My parents have had the same phone number for at least 20 years, and my aunt and uncle have had theirs for at least 30.

    42. Re:I don't believe it by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its a dead give away. I hang up instantly if the caller id is unknown, and nobody says anything when I pick up. If you are a telemarketer that wants my business rule #1 : Tell me who the F**k you are and why you want to speak to me before asking me to verify my identity. I'm not the one to hand out my social to every idiot that calls me and asks for it. Heck, even if you do tell me who you are, you still aren't getting it, but I'll be more polite.

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    43. Re:I don't believe it by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      They use the same ticket numbering system, at least, so that tells me there's probably data in whatever system they use now. When I worked for Stream, Microsoft used Clarify from a company called Compass. It was really good, IMO. Although sometimes slow because of the T1 line limitation from Canton, MA to Redmond, it was still easy to use, easy to look up things, etc.

      That reminds me of how network security was so much different back then. From our office in Canton, we could open up network Neighborhood and see thousands and thousands of workstations, servers, etc from all over the country. Because of the many support areas, there was also over 5,000 domains on the network - most with just one DC but almost everyone had their own test environment at their desk - a PC as a DC, and in my case another one for Exchange Server.

      It was a good job. Good times. Microsoft support back in '98, '99 and '00 was really good. After that, they cancelled the Stream contract, moved a lot of stuff to SSI (terrible!) and eventually off-shore to India.

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    44. Re:I don't believe it by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      So your arguement is that, while there is zero evidence for this event ever taking place, and there are a whole serious of issues that make the event unlikely, the event is technically possible, and therefore must be true!

    45. Re:I don't believe it by Splab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh the joys of those good old times. My dad had one of those cell phones installed when it was very new in Denmark (this was early 90'ties), it was very impressive back then - even had hands free installed which pretty much required most of the car to be taken apart.

    46. Re:I don't believe it by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      In my case I couldn't even tell them why I was calling because it was collections, I can't tell them who I am until they confirm they are the customer (not anyone elses business that they have debt with Cap One). What is even worse and I hate more, is the systems that call you without there being a person, it is a message and if you want more info press a button and we'll connect you with someone. Man they can't even pay someone to call you now (outbound calls typically were in the 20sec range per for collections, $10/hr/180 gives ~5 cents per call in employee cost and they won't even pay that). That is why I won't do business with them, if my business isn't worth 5 cents to you then I have a pretty good idea what the level of support for the product is going to be.

    47. Re:I don't believe it by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1
      My parents have had the same phone number since 1973. Until she died, my grandmother had the same phone number since the 1930s when they referred to the first two digits by letters instead of numbers.

      However, I call fake for other reasons.

    48. Re:I don't believe it by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      I don't get the collective perception that keeping a phone number is unusual.

      Slashdot's primary demographic is high school and college students. Ten years seems like forever to kids, and the college-age ones often do switch phone numbers frequently as they move from dorm to dorm and apartment to apartment over their college career.

      Go to a site with a retiree-age demographic, and you'll find a bunch of people who are surprised at not having the same phone number for decades.

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    49. Re:I don't believe it by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "2. When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out.""

      I have to suspect you are right about this. When I spent the hour jumping through hoops to get a trouble ticket opened for a Microsoft Money bug that caused MS Money to fail at showing correct values in accounts, a ticket was opened. Then approx. 3 months later they left a message on my answering machine that said they saw the trouble ticket, and since I wasn't home when they called, they were just going to close the ticket.

      Given that MS closes tickets whether the problem is resolved or not, I would be pretty surprised if a ticket lasted 10 years.

      On the other hand, if MS is still running on a help desk system that was written over a decade ago, all it would take is for the ticket to have been assigned to a group that was later dissolved, or even renamed to prevent the notifications or reports from showing up. If THAT bug were fixed recently, orphaned trouble tickets could start showing up in support queues. One support person that didn't notice the year of the original ticket, and they could easily try to follow up with it.

    50. Re:I don't believe it by diskis · · Score: 1

      List of open cases in the company I work for dates back to 4 years, with about 5000 cases open that are over a year old.
      Build a big and nasty enough ticketing system, and auto-closing tickets do fail.
      And the list comes in one massive database, from which managers select only their own team to supervise. Only the curious and bored geeks look for interesting oddies like this.

      The most common reason for cases staying indefinitely open is an agent quitting/getting fired, and him being removed from the list before his cases are reassigned.

    51. Re:I don't believe it by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      My wife is 31 and has had the same number for 31 years (we took it with us when she moved in with me). When we moved out of the supported ANI for that number, I called SBC/ATT and had remote call forwarding to our new number set up on the old one.
      -nB

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    52. Re:I don't believe it by AZScotsman · · Score: 1

      1. Absolutely correct. M$ has (or at least had prior to the move ot Bangalore, etc.) Team Managers, Tech Leads, Service Managers, ad nauseum looking at each and every case that's open longer than three days. 2. See above. Now - the TS front-line folks aren't supposed to think, just read off of Flash Cards. 3. Er - I do....?

    53. Re:I don't believe it by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I've had the same e-mail address for 15 years, since before the ISP in question even offered PPP access to the Web. They offer good spam filtering and have been very reliable so I've kept it even after moving off from dial-up to (eveutually) Verizon FIOS. I do get spammed a bit, but the filters they provide catch about 99.8% of the 400 or so spams I get a day.

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    54. Re:I don't believe it by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      In august I'll have had my cellphone and the same number for 10 years.

    55. Re:I don't believe it by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Ok, I sort of understand that, but how does any consumer know that some one calling them is legit and not a scam artist? The call I received recently was from my credit card company, but I wasn't late or over due. They finally relented and told me who the heck they were. They wanted to sell me additional services. I told them I would cancel my account, if they ever tried it again.

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    56. Re:I don't believe it by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Our old 24x7 support phone was this way. We had a $9.95 plan from Verizon with 30 incoming minutes a month that we fought like hell to keep every time we needed a new phone. We didn't get very many calls on it, so we didn't want to throw money away. We'd only use it long enough to take down the users name and number and call them back from a landline.

    57. Re:I don't believe it by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a coworker, 99, 2000 maybe who had the entire Microsoft internal knowledgebase from Stream on a collection of a dozen CDs. As a developer, those CDs were like gold-plated gold. I'm sorry I don't have them anymore...

    58. Re:I don't believe it by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      On 3), I have a friend right now that is somewhat upset about giving up his phone number of 20+ years.

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    59. Re:I don't believe it by fataugie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If employees pay peanuts they can only expect monkeys!

      Woooha, slow down cheif.

      Employers, not employees pay...
      and, monkeys work for bananas, not peanuts.

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    60. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we have the same phone number we had 12 years ago.
      we moved twice in the mean time in the same area so we were able to keep the same phone number.

      if his parents own their house and have lived in it for the past 10 years, why would their number change?

    61. Re:I don't believe it by fataugie · · Score: 1

      my grandmother has had the same number since her kids where growing up. so ~60 years?

      What, like Klondike-5514?

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    62. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i dont even have the same wife as 10 years ago, let alone phone number...

    63. Re:I don't believe it by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      3. Somebody has the same phone number of 10 years.
      Not at all surprising, other than the addition of an extra 1 to the area code (this happened to every geographic area code in the UK) my parents phone number has not changed since before I was born.

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    64. Re:I don't believe it by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      3) We've had the same phone number for 23 years =/

      Aikon-

    65. Re:I don't believe it by Teflon_Jeff · · Score: 1

      Most Call Center employees fall into one of a few categories: 1. Best job they could get. Don't put a whole lot of faith in them, there's a reason this was the best they could get 2. Working way through school. These ones are probably proficient, but they just don't care, and if they've been there long enough to be competent, they've been there long enough to become cynical and jaded. 3. Suckup hoping for corporate promotion. These guys ride the company line, the ones for whom the company is never at fault. Either way, the call-back tech could easily have missed this, either by incompetence or apathy. "We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little. We are now qualified to do anything with nothing." -anonymous

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    66. Re:I don't believe it by Fierlo · · Score: 1

      For #3, we had the same home phone number for 22 years... so, ten years isn't a stretch. In fact, I never had a different phone number until I went to university (where I've had about a dozen between dorm, apartments, cell phones and moving for co-op placements). I agree, I'd find it odd if Microsoft wasn't using a system to track requests that can't sort by age.

    67. Re:I don't believe it by antibryce · · Score: 2, Funny

      until my provider dies or turns evil

      Better keep a wooden stake nearby, in case it does both.

    68. Re:I don't believe it by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      You forgot about recent college graduates who couldn't find anything better locally. Generally competent but also tend to have been at the call center long enough that they just don't give a shit.

      I've been in that position, I had trouble even getting interviews in other cities because the employers realised that I couldn't just sign the contract and start working for them with a week or two's notice...

      /Mikael

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    69. Re:I don't believe it by in+a+shadow · · Score: 1

      1. (...) Come on. Every manager has daily/weekly/monthly reports that show the number of requests opened/closed/carried over and it flags old requests, and it sorts by age, so the oldest issue shows up at the top of the list. A manager would have seen this.
      Can you please tell me which manager actually looks at reports, much less at what is written on them? You're from Mars^h^h^h^h Mercury, right?
    70. Re:I don't believe it by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      It's hillarious.

      When I worked for Client Logic in 99/2000 or so, we had a Dell contract... and so did Stream.

      and guess who we had the most problems with? It's funny how these things work out. Although to be fair, the Albuquerque office for some other OEM we worked with were a bunch of crackheads who couldn't figure out much...

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    71. Re:I don't believe it by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      20 here, same mobile number for 6 years, over 4 different service providers. Unlike some of my friends, who seem to change theirs every 2 or 3 months.

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    72. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the same phone number for 12 years. I've moved three times in that time span.

    73. Re:I don't believe it by jax9999 · · Score: 1

      No, they don't.

    74. Re:I don't believe it by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      You forgot to complete the quote:

      "...We are now qualified to anything, with nothing, /forever/.'' :)

    75. Re:I don't believe it by Teflon_Jeff · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'm IN this position, again. That's what I get for going back to school for a useful degree.
      On the plus side, full tuition payment is nice.

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    76. Re:I don't believe it by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      True Story.
      The day I joined my previous job (as a junior test enginerr) I found an issue on the software I was working on. I filed a ticket requesting a change. It got assigned to person X who was working in the US office. Person X later quit, moved to India and then joined our Indian operations.I moved into the development team and worked on the same software for 2 years without fixing that issue. I quit my company later after 5 years and on the day I quit, apparently the tracking tool sent out emails to all people (and their managers) including person X to close out their issues.
      I can only imagine the look on his face on having to work on an issue exactly 5 years and 1 month old.

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    77. Re:I don't believe it by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      I don't even know my dorm room's landline number. Come to think of it, I'm not even 100% sure that it works. I think we once got a call on it.. it freaked everyone out. We all just shut up and were like "what the hell is that". Then we realized it was our phone. It was a wrong number.

    78. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your wife signed up for a phone when she was born?
      no wait, her parents signed her up so they could make sure she wasn't going near the steak knives while they were at work.
      even assuming her parents got her a line at age 0, how would she (or you) move the number when the account is obviously not in her name?
      how long have you been forwarding the old number? wouldn't it be easier to just give your mum your new number and save the hassle?

    79. Re:I don't believe it by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Yea, I had a copy of that too, but alas I lost it. The old tool used to be called KBQuery, and it was a fairly simple search engine that searched a handful of file shares. If you copied those shares locally, you could run it from there.

      The best thing about the KB was that there was a LOT of Partner and MSInternal notes attached to Knowledge Base articles that helped solve problems. I mean, Joe Admin would search web KB all day, and then we'd do a quick KB Query and find all sorts of great information that's hidden from customers. It really stinks, because usually all the useful info was MSInternal. (We had a hack that let us view the MSInternal notes even though we were just Partner.)

      I guess they're all pretty outdated now anyways, and Microsoft has shifted their focus away from the KB anyways. After Windows 2000 and Exchange 2000, the software didn't generate as many useful troubleshooting event logs entries, the KB didn't have enough articles, and PSS doesn't appear to be allowed to add them anymore. It's too bad, because even though MS Software has always had trouble, the support structure used to be pretty darned good. Now, you're pretty much on your own if you aren't a premiere customer.

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    80. Re:I don't believe it by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Well I can't vouch for all of Stream, but the BackOffice Support groups were top notch. It probably also had to do with the fact that most of us genuinely wanted to learn this stuff, soak it up, and be as good as possible because the big paying jobs were really starting to roll.

      I don't meet a lot of IT people that are as good as some of the people I worked with over there. I mean, most of us could troubleshoot ANY Exchange issue, without once looking at a screen to follow through with a customer. We knew hundreds of event ID's by memory. It was fun =) "Yea, the guy had a bunch of 9316's and 9318's" "Ohh, so it was a dial up site connector, huh?" There's not a lot of things you can truly learn inside and out. I'll probably always know Exchange 5.5 better than any other software.

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    81. Re:I don't believe it by rubah · · Score: 1

      he said it was his parents. Old people hold on to their phone numbers a lot longer than we youngsters do. For my own parents, we've at least had the same phone number ever since I started remembering phone numbers (15 years maybe?) And that goes for a lot of our neighbors too. when you don't have a cell phone and don't move houses, you can keep your number for ages. The only change to ours is area codes, and not everyone's area code even changed in the state when they added two new ones (little rock for example still uses the old 501)

    82. Re:I don't believe it by ACDChook · · Score: 1

      how would she (or you) move the number when the account is obviously not in her name? Ever heard of something called a Change Of Ownership???
    83. Re:I don't believe it by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Like I said, the Client Logic Albuquerque folks were about as useless as a cardboard hammer, so I guess it just was area to area. Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't.

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    84. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My uncle used to rent a house just out of Ballarat in Australia, which had a very old phone in the hallway, with a 3 digit telephone number handwritten/engraved on the side of the phone. The old phone no longer works, but the three digits match the last three digits of the house's phone line/number. He thinks the house was about 80/90 years old - the phone certainly looked more than 50 years old going by the design...

      So there you go. You can have the same phone number for ever. It just gets added to as your area gets more phones and area codes.

    85. Re:I don't believe it by SacredByte · · Score: 1

      My home of 17 years has had the same phone number for as long as I can remember (I learned it, and how to use a telephone when I was 4-5), and the only reason it would change is if my parents decided to move (unlikely).

      The thing that would surprise me here is that the order to call-back would stay in the right place for 10 years, and not have been lost.

    86. Re:I don't believe it by Hucko · · Score: 1

      I met a lady who had her phone # so long it was oringally 2 digits! (This was in Qld Australia.) My parents have had their phone # for longer than I have been alive (30yo) and I have had my mobile # for 8 years.

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    87. Re:I don't believe it by Lewrker · · Score: 0

      It's called the Ballmer's list.

    88. Re:I don't believe it by weicco · · Score: 1

      Is it that when you get married and everything you own(ed) changes under the ownership of your wife? Yes, I've come to know it, twice ;)

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    89. Re:I don't believe it by syousef · · Score: 1

      It's inevitable that a ticket will fall through the cracks once in a while. My first reaction was "Wow, impressive. They retain trouble ticket data for 10+ years."

      Funny, my first reaction was if it's true doesn't their software validate the data on the input form being used to enter the requests. Surely anything that's not going to be actioned in the next 2-3 years (at most!) should be rejected.

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    90. Re:I don't believe it by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      There is so much about your post that completely validates the parent post.

      Shouldn't we just start calling it SlashBlog?

          - No fact checking : Check
          - Multiple Posts of same story : Check
          - None of the "people in charge" want to take responsibility : Check
          - BS to Real Info has fallen to 0 : Check

      LINUX!!!!!!!!

    91. Re:I don't believe it by megabob · · Score: 1

      I work for Microsoft, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

      No seriously, I do. And there's no way this SR would be allowed to run 10 years past the day it was created: 5 days and you have your team leader on your back. 10 days and the quality team starts making hell. Et cetera et cetera.

      The oldest case I ever handled ran up to three months, and I had to give daily updates on the progress. I shudder to think of what would happen with a 10 year old case.

      What *is* possible is that a tech was reopening a case by case number, and simply got a number wrong then (case/SR numbers include the date the case was opened). It's the only explanation I can think of that is the slightest bit plausible.

    92. Re:I don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a ticket (complaint) response system, not an unsolicited number. You called up and complained, and now they're calling back - they already have your business.

    93. Re:I don't believe it by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      So there you go. You can have the same phone number for ever. It just gets added to as your area gets more phones and area codes.

      You're missing the scary part of this. The number at my parents house was installed sometime around 1975. Based on the average phone bill over the last 33 years, my mom has spent close to $10,000 for her phone. And that doesn't include the 10 years I had a second phone line so I could connect to the 'net, and the additional few years we had a third phone line for my dad's business and a fourth for my ancient BBS. (Wildcat forever! And by that I mean "Mustang Software's Wildcat--not the shitty version that came about after Santronics got ahold of it).

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  5. Clearly not their fault by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft actually answered in time and slashdot reported the news ten years late.

    1. Re:Clearly not their fault by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      Whatever, I thought this was about this ticket: http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html

    2. Re:Clearly not their fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard the ticket was a duplicate.

  6. At last by telchine · · Score: 1

    Well, I for one am quite excited about this. It may have taken them 10 years, but they're finally getting around to fixing the blue screen problem on Windows. i for one won't be missing it!

    1. Re:At last by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They fixed them with the original XBox. When it blue-screened at an early public demo, Bill Gates said 'this machine must never blue-screen at a demo again.' So the developer team changed the background colour of the debug output screen to green.

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  7. Wait a minute... by R2.0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Microsoft offers support on their products? When did this start?

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love your sig! WKRP was one of my favorite shows as a kid. I'm so messed up I actually remember that scene, hah. ;)

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, unlike open source that offers soooo much support.

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by SEMW · · Score: 1

      They've always offered support. It's mainly for businesses who have volume license agreements etc. with MS, but consumers get 90 days of free tech support with retail versions of Windows & office (after three months you pay per incident). This is fairly standard with software companies -- Apple has exactly the same (90 days free, then you pay).

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    4. Re:Wait a minute... by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft offers support on their products? When did this start? I'm not sure when it started... but we have evidence that it probably ended 9 years and 354 days ago.
  8. I call BS. by RandoX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody EVER calls back.

    1. Re:I call BS. by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      You haven't waited for 10 years while keeping the same phone #.

    2. Re:I call BS. by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      It just seems like 10 years when you get put on hold.

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    3. Re:I call BS. by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Nah. Calls end pretty quickly at that point.

    4. Re:I call BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you just haven't waited long enough..

  9. Can't wait... by Indes · · Score: 1

    ... to hear the next story, coming soon, about the tech support operator who was fired because (s)he was "too stupid" to be in the technical support department.

    1. Re:Can't wait... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      Dont hold your breath!

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    2. Re:Can't wait... by Skater · · Score: 1

      We'll know that one was definitely fake.

      (I kid, I kid...)

  10. This seems fishy by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't exactly put my finger on it, but there is something about the blogger's story that does not ring true. Maybe it is the lack of any personal information, or the implausibility of the ticketing system just cheerfully accepting a 10-year-distant callback date, or the implausibility of the tech who called his parents failing to notice that he was responding to a 10-year-old ticket.

    In any case, I would hope that Microsoft actually verifies the claims before making a big deal of them.

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    1. Re:This seems fishy by jdew · · Score: 1

      I wrote a callback system that would happily accept a date any length of time in the future, with the condition there was available scheduled agent time (based on the predicted resolution time by issue classification) in the scheduled times lot to deal with it.

    2. Re:This seems fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than just calling back after 10 years, but: Calling back at 11 PM, responding to a ticket on software that should no longer be supported, and so forth. He never talked to the people on the other end of the phone. He doesn't tell the phone number, he doesn't provide any details of the voicemail.

      There's also this follow up to "prove" this happened: http://bicbickers.blogspot.com/2008/01/msy2k-follow-up-proof.html

      The proof? He can't find any Discover card charges to Microsoft, and the bill that would show a purchase from CDNow in 1996 is missing. What that proves I have no idea. That he lost 12 year old credit card records, I guess.

  11. This one time at band camp... by dintech · · Score: 1, Funny

    People actually remember computers systems things that routinely do something interesting (good or bad) such as computer systems, cars, girlfriends and so on. Although these things aren't now deep within your long term memory it can take very little to bring them back. A sound, a smell a phone call from Microsoft...

    1. Re:This one time at band camp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sound, a smell a phone call from Microsoft...

      When Microsoft calls my smell-a-phone, I tend to take notice.

    2. Re:This one time at band camp... by tristian_was_here · · Score: 4, Funny

      You will if it's Ballmer on the other end.

  12. No way by dtolman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have worked in tech support at other companies, and we used to get regular reports about the oldest outstanding issues. And that was 10 YEARS ago - the same time this issue was opened. I can understand fat fingering the callback date - but no way an issue that old would get by for that long without being flagged by someone...

  13. But... by JediOSU · · Score: 1

    Did MS actually fix his problem? I find that to be more curious.

  14. Oh, really? by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    Microsoft told Computerworld support cases "are reviewed regularly so that we can ensure we're resolving customer issues in a timely fashion


    I guess everything is relative. Every time I had a support issue that required contact with a Microsoft developer it took days to even speak with one. And this was "enterprise" paid support, so I can only imagine what others must go through.

    To their credit, once we were in contact with a developer they were usually helpful and always fast. But getting to the right person required telling our problem over and over to various levels of support staff.
    1. Re:Oh, really? by dtolman · · Score: 1

      From my experience at other tech companies, I think you're misinterpreting the corporate double speak that really just means that they regularly review issues to make sure they don't have months old cases cluttering up the system.

  15. The real questions are... by nullCRC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Why is this considered "news"?
    2. Who cares?

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    1. Re:The real questions are... by RandoX · · Score: 1

      I care. Unfortunately, I'm slightly outside the criteria to be considered a nerd, so your comment still stands.

    2. Re:The real questions are... by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      1. It's a recent event of interest to some.
      2. Taco, which is why it's on his blog that you are currently reading.

    3. Re:The real questions are... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Because it's an opportunity to laugh a Microsoft, an opportunity the Slashdot editors can rarely pass up on. (Hey, it means they make their quota and everyone gets a free shot at karma from upmods. What's not to like?)

    4. Re:The real questions are... by hxftw · · Score: 1

      You know girls, don't you... >:(

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  16. The Ticket by verbalcontract · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hello Valued Microsoft Customer,

    Thank you for contacting technical support. We value your business and are dedicated to resolving your issue as quickly as possible.

    You say that your copy of Mechwarrior II crashed Windows 95 faster than El Nino crashed into the eastern seaboard. Well, ha! You're out of luck. What are you going to do, get an iMac? Like anyone's going to buy a computer without a floppy disk. That company -- whoever makes it -- is going to be out of business in a year.

    Now I'm going to stockpile Pogs, make a lot of money from them, and buy some land in Afghanistan, while you deal with your own issues.

    Signed,

    Microsoft Technical Support

    1. Re:The Ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, El Nino is generally only a concern on the western seaboard not the eastern...

  17. Re:Windows 98 experiences by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    but it was really nice and fast on my computer (which was probably about a 333 GHz Pentium 2).


    Wow. That's some impressive overclocking there. Liquid Hydrogen I take it? /sorry, had to be an ass there.

    Seriously, 2-3 crashes a day? That would be intolerable for me. Mine (Visual Studios, several games, office, web) Crashed maybe once a week or two in Windows 98 when I tried to see how long I could run it. Of course, after running for almost a week, it was very slow.
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  18. So? by ashridah · · Score: 3, Informative

    I filed a bug against FreeBSD back in 1998. I didn't get a reply on that ticket until late 2002, if memory serves. Turned out to be a known issue with supporting EIDE, turning that off in the BIOS did the trick, as I discovered, and followed up the ticket myself the next day.

    Over 2-3 years later, someone finally closed the ticket.

    These things happen.

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You obviously fabricated that story; Netcraft confirmed BSD died years ago.

  19. Re:Windows 98 experiences by boxlight · · Score: 1

    >> was probably about a 333 GHz Pentium 2
    > That's some impressive overclocking there.
    Ha -- good one! 333 MEGA-Hz. :)
    > Seriously, 2-3 crashes a day? That would be intolerable for me.
    In retrospect, yeah it does sound intolerable. Somehow I just got used to it. To this day I hit ctrl-s, ctrl-s, ctrl-s frequently when I pause for thought. :)

  20. Re:Windows 98 experiences by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    You should have tried OS/2 :-). Around 1998, windoze 95/98 were trying to catch up, and doing a horrible job of it. TCP/IP? What's that?

  21. data entry is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    yes, its true. some people have to work for a living and do things like type in bunches of numbers between incompatible systems. sometimes after 10 or 11 hours on a friday when you are late to pick up your kids and your weird supervisor said your shoes are not 'professional looking' enough, and you skipped lunch break to meet deadlines and the coffee machine was broken, and the printer jammed for the 8th time and someone told you that you should have filled out a problem report, and it was your responsibility, even though you have already filled out 5 problem reports all of which were completely ignored....

    sometimes you might make a typo.

  22. Slashdot has error in article, reports as news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect a /. editor typed "1/8/08" where he intended "1/8/98" and vice versa. Doesn't make sense for a 98 event to appear if MS accidentally typed "08", except if they're using Microsoft software to perform the search.

    1. Re:Slashdot has error in article, reports as news by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      The Microsoft employee entered "1/8/08" to schedule the follow-up call; it would've come up automatically on that date.

  23. Maybe it's valid? by Xest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps the guy was setting up his machine ready to play Duke Nukem Forever expecting its imminent release and the guy at Microsoft knew better and put in what he thought was a suitable follow up date for checking if it worked out okay for him?

    1. Re:Maybe it's valid? by Gravemind123 · · Score: 1

      If that was true, he would have set the date to 12/21/2012, because that is supposedly the end of the world, and therefore most likely the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.

  24. Huh? by basic0 · · Score: 1

    Moreover, the blog is hosted at the BlogSpot network owned by Microsoft's enemy, Google Inc. I'm not sure what they're implying here. Are they saying that because Google is a major competitor with Microsoft, then they encourage anti-Microsoft content on Blogger? Or that only anti-Microsoft people would use Blogger? AFAIK, Google doesn't review and approve every single post, so what does this have to do with anything?
  25. Only human by ProteusQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know of a prof who will remain as nameless as her university and department who, in 1992, called up a student to ask if he was still interested in a graduate assistant teaching position. He declined; he had sent his letter of inquiry back in 1978 and was no longer interested.

    1. Re:Only human by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know of a prof who will remain as nameless...

      That's amazing. I'm always astounded by the things people without names have been able to accomplish.
      On the other hand, what's up with parents? If you're gonna have kids you've got to at least take responsibility for giving them names.
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    2. Re:Only human by fyrewulff · · Score: 1

      My brother had a short job at Wal Mart as one of the cart pushers. He had to stop because he was getting sick, literally, due to his asthma and the suprise cold weather. So he gave them notice.

      Over a year later they called up the house and asked why he hadn't come in that day....

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  26. Obviously fake by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

    To be fair, this is all unverified, so choose to believe at your own risk. From the article:

    but that must have been when I was living at home with my parents He's making the claim that he's not living at home anymore, under the condition that he's a geek.
    From Geek Corollary #63, it follows that he's lying.

    QED
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    1. Re:Obviously fake by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      He's making the claim that he's not living at home anymore, under the condition that he's a geek.
      From Geek Corollary #63, it follows that he's lying.

      Oh no, that's been has already been disproved already.

      Only a geek with their own basement could install the Star Trek Home Theatre.

      Let's face it, there exists a subset of all geeks (g1) such that the members of g1 are both a geeks and a homeowners. He's still living at home, it's just no longer his parent's home. (However, they may have moved in with him, which gets you Corollary #63 back, but as #63a.)

      QED. :-P

      Cheers
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    2. Re:Obviously fake by Loibisch · · Score: 1

      But...but....if he is a liar then he's surely really saying that he is living at home with his parents...which gives the whole thing renewed credit. :)

  27. Microsoft's reply by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Sir, if you'd just wait until next year when we release Windows ME, I'm sure you'll find that all of your problems will have been resolved."

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  28. Re:Windows 98 experiences by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

    Well, overclocking can lead to instability sometimes. I'm sure the crashing was just the price of going fast.

  29. Hot damn! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    This means that I should be getting a callback on my ticket in in about 1 year, 3 months! Now I'll finally get that printer to work with Windows 98, yey!

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  30. Hey, they're early! by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Actually, if the ticket was for 1/8/08, then they're early -- by six and a half months.

    Pay rises for accountants all round!

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    1. Re:Hey, they're early! by Otto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft is based in the USA, not in Europe. 1/8/08 = January 8th, 2008.

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    2. Re:Hey, they're early! by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      But do we know it was Microsoft support from America that called him? Perhaps he'd originally raised the support call with the UK branch by mistake. A story of this importance needs investigating down to the smallest detail.

    3. Re:Hey, they're early! by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny
      Actually, if the ticket was for 1/8/08, then they're early -- by six and a half months.

      On 11/9/2001, Osama bin Laden provided us all with the only lesson we'll ever need to help us remember how Americans write the date. 'Remember, remember, the eleventh of September, 9/11 airliner plot...'

      The London bombers of 2005 were considerate enough to time their attacks such that news agencies on both sides of the Atlantic could use the same date shorthand :-)

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  31. Funny comment by "Bran" by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Scroll down in the comments, to where someone named "Bran" (Peter Brando, according to the link" says "I work with MS Professional Support" and comments, apparently with a straight face:

    "10 years is definitely a long time to have a case open."

  32. Techsupport getting useless... by bananaendian · · Score: 1

    Techsupport has gone down the hill recently. All you get today is a call center in bombay with scripted answers - or worse, a free for all support 'forum' filled with millions of garbage queries.

    The usual formula that they expect from you doesn't suite me since by the time I contact tech support on something I've done at least two days of troubleshooting and I'm not interested in rebooting my machine - again.

    Incidentally if anyone has an idea of how to further troubleshoot a GPIB-bus problem where a *OPC? query occationally results in an immediate EADR error I'd be more than happy to hear any ideas...

    Fluke and NI have no ideas.

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    1. Re:Techsupport getting useless... by systemeng · · Score: 1

      ER, Have you swaped out the hardware upteen times yet. . . Haven't worked GPIB in years and I don't remember how anything works but it sounds like glitchy hardware.

  33. It's possible by wsanders · · Score: 1

    I've seen six year old tickets in a production trouble ticket system, but it's much more likely the TT system would be upgraded and cleaned of cruft during that time.

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  34. Trouble Ticket Systems by jhRisk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although I can understand how crazy things do indeed sometimes happen, but I don't know of a single "decent" trouble ticket system that by default doesn't mitigate such occurrences. Although the call back date could be set for any time whatsoever, there's always a date for resolution. Normally it's entered automatically based on the type of ticket, severity label as per the tech's discretion or any number of criteria and often not able to be changed by the tech him/herself. This prevents techs from trying to escape being listed on the "overdue" or "open tickets" reports managers pull up. If the tech can modify it then normally the managers pull reports on "time to resolve issue" or other such reports that would have eventually shown a ticket open for a long period of time.

    What this reminds me of is a disturbing trend in bloggers that any traffic is good traffic and since they have little to loose they'll do just about anything. Gamecocks, Gizmodo and if we dig perhaps others recently, too. After all, when MS closes tickets they like to send an email (in fact one time I couldn't tell them I simply wanted to close a ticket, put no resolution and not receive an email but they were not allowed to just "drop it.) So why wouldn't the blogger get it as definitive proof of the event?

    At the end of the day maybe it did happen... maybe it was data corruption... who knows but it smells fishy.

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  35. Why does it matter how long it takes? by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The solution is still the same: Reinstall Windows.

  36. Microsoft does Tech support? Who knew? by icebike · · Score: 1

    The oddest part of the story is that any sentient being thought they could (or should even try) to get tech support from Microsoft. I mean how green could this user be to report a BSOD 10 years ago when they were almost an hourly occurrence?

    To be fair, I have to admit that my Vista ultimate has crashed exactly once in the 4 months I've been saddled with it. Once more, and I'm picking up the call to schedule my tech support call - which will arrive after my retirement.

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  37. Right by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    To be fair, this is all unverified, so choose to believe at your own risk. Ironically, this disclaimer about Slashdot's Microsoft stories came 10 years too late!
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  38. timestamps? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft built a system without timestamps, where you have to manually enter a date? I dunno whether calling that believable or not believable is more flamebait, but it's sure a wild story.

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    1. Re:timestamps? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      It probably has timestamps, but it might be like a system which I worked on which has various manual time entry fields(like callback) in order to give it flexability.

      For example, one of the things I'd have to ask is 'When did you notice that it had failed' in case they waited a non-trivial amount of time before calling.

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  39. Consider the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And another, more important, issue seems to be how... of course we know MS-haters never, ever lie about Microsoft.

    This entire "ten years after" thing could be 100% bovine fecal matter for all we know, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

  40. Perfect support is often considered bad by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Microsoft must have no mechanism for tracking work order/help requests. Come on. Every manager has daily/weekly/monthly reports that show the number of requests opened/closed/carried over and it flags old requests, and it sorts by age, so the oldest issue shows up at the top of the list. A manager would have seen this.

    I have some familiarity with software for call center reporting. The managerial reports tended to show aggregate data, absolute numbers and percentages or contacts, closed issues, open issues, etc. There was never any reporting of an individual issue. In statistics class isolated outliers were often discard because of the distortion they would cause in the "good" data. I expect something similar would occur is any statistical analysis of long term call center trends. It is doubtful that a manager would be reviewed based upon outliers rather than averages, so his reports would probably not bother to show outliers.

    The following is counterintuitive but the goal of many call centers is not to have perfect customer service. If you don't have a certain percentage of people getting tired of waiting on hold and hanging up then you are considered overstaffed, losing money due to excessive payroll. The specific percentage of desired hang ups varies with the average caller's revenue or cost (usually "baked" into original sale price in anticipation of future support) and the average staffer's cost. There is also a partially valid assumption that if its important they will call back, more so on the support side than the sales side.

    When the help desk guy was assigned to make the followup call, he didn't notice and find it odd that the original call came in 10 years ago? He didn't call his supervisor over and say, "hey I think somebody made a mistake here! Maybe we should just close this out."

    Closing out the ticket because the original start date *indicates* it is ten years old would be a bad idea. Presumably there was a typo in the call back date, 98 to 08, but it could have just as easily been in the original call date, 08 -> 98. The body of the report would have to be read to get context.

  41. This somehow reminds me by metroplex · · Score: 1
    This somehow reminds me of what happened recently with Dreamhost. It's not the same thing but it's about a confusion of dates and the unability for the system to effectively check for ridiculous errors. It's pretty funny, too (except for the customers)

    Basically someone put future dates in the billing system, making it believe we were in a future date, and resulting in ridiculous bills being sent out to every customer for a total of $7,500,000 in the short period of time the program run.

    More info on the dreamhost page: http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/
    And explanation of what happened by the guy who did it on its blog: http://blog.dreamhost.com/

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  42. They recommended he upgrade to Windows ME by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    The user hanged himself after 2 weeks.

  43. Calling to close it after 10 years because... by MahariBalzitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    The tech finally found the solution for the BSOD:

    Microsoft Tech: "Hello, I found a solution to your BSOD problem".

    Customer: "What is the solution that it took you 10 years to find?".

    Microsoft Tech: "Upgrade to Windows Vista. Have a nice day!".

    Customer: "Fucker...".

    1. Re:Calling to close it after 10 years because... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      Next day:

      Customer: "Do you remember that bit about upgrading to Vista to solve the BSOD problem?"

      Microsoft Tech: "yes, how did that go?"

      Customer: "Well, it doesn't BSOD but instead it RSODs. It still crashes but the screen is red now."

      Microsoft Tech: "we'll have to open another ticket for that since it seems to be a different problem."

      Microsoft Tech: "Ok, let's start on this new ticket. Please reinstall the operating system and I'll check back tomorrow."

      Customer: "@&$! Windows, @&$! Microsoft" hangs up.

      LoB

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  44. Re:On a related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a related note (Score:1, Offtopic)

    Apparently not. ;D

  45. Multiyear callbacks good in some contexts ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    ... the implausibility of the ticketing system just cheerfully accepting a 10-year-distant callback date ...

    There are always exceptions. You open a retirement account at age 25, the bank/broker's system schedules call backs every ten years to rebalance as your risk tolerance changes as you get closer to retirement age.

    As a software developer I would consider the more common short term nature of tech support and the less likely long term nature of some other business relationships. The result would be that the time window allowed for callbacks would be in a configuration file, not "baked" into the code. Misconfiguration or poorly chosen values are highly plausible.

  46. Y2K anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 2008 date, being entered in 1998, in the midst of Y2K problems...and it didn't crash the system or in some way go "what the hell?" Like every other business in the world, I doubt Microsoft actually was on the ball to have their Y2K issues fixed 2 years in advance...more like 2 weeks. ...in other news - I love that my confirmation word for this post was "reefer"...heh

  47. Biggest reason not to believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The biggest reason that gives this story away as B.S. is that it claims that MS's tech support called a customer back.

    Everybody knows that there is no freakin' such thing as MS tech support, so that alone is proof that the story is crap.

    1. Re:Biggest reason not to believe by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      It'd be premier support. I can assure you, if you have premier support you'll wish Microsoft Tech Support would stop contacting you! Seriously, I don't want to do your survey!

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    2. Re:Biggest reason not to believe by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Funny, becuase I've contacted support and gotten assistence very quickly, and have gotten follow up calls.

  48. hardly by LNX+Flocki · · Score: 1

    They called him back to ask what? Whether the issue with his shiny new installation of Windows 98 is resolved yet? Please remind me, for how many years has that version been unsupported? 5?

    Hardly. A blogger made a funneh and made it on Slashdot.

    1. Re:hardly by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

      For a moment of seriousness... Actually, Windows 98 wasn't released yet. Windows 95 was still the soup du jour in January of 1998. :-)

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  49. GPIB EADR by earlymon · · Score: 1

    See Appendix C, page 4 of the NI 488.2 User Guide. In addition to cause and cure listed there, the following may apply, from my personal experiences:
    1. Bad GPIB cable allowing for intermittent ATN signal
    2. If slot based, reseat the NI GPIB card - especially if you have an older VME cage, clean your card contacts and clean your case to ensure no extra circuit paths from dust.
    3. If NI-GPIB-USB based, ensure correct contact with the cable in to the USB port - it has no strain relief. Further, check to ensure that the contacts are OK (this is least likely cause).

    If you are running with multiple controllers, you're having an application s/w inflicted arbitration problem.

    But my most likely suspect for you - if you're running a single controller system - is that your interface isn't the controller in charge (CIC) when issuing the operation complete query (*OPC?). That is remedied by asserting a bus clear or naked (no address) interface clear. However, if your s/w is well structured, you should be querying on an operation in progress, so you wouldn't expect that. You might - if you suspect older hardware to be a problem - trap for the error, issue a bus clear and re-attempt.

    Finally, ensure that you have the lastest updates for your 488 driver and VISA from NI, latest firmware from Fluke.

    And don't underestimate the other components in the chain. I was troubleshooting a problem with an instrument for days before discovering that another instrument's GPIB interface was card based and his card was loose. Turned out he would change his address, phantomly and on-the-fly causing all sorts of bus malice. Reseating that one did the trick.

    If you have access to the NI GPIB bus-sniffing controller, run a bus-sniffing session and you'll likely learn the real cause and cure if the above doesn't help. They're a little pricier, but worth their weight in gold. I wouldn't run a lab without one.

    I've used GPIB since it came out as HPIB, almost going back to 78. It's reliable if done right and not requiring many hardware swapouts for a problem this simple.

    I don't work for either NI or Fluke, nor do I independently consult on these matters - I just like the protocol.

    Apologies to others for being otherwise off-topic.

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    1. Re:GPIB EADR by bananaendian · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Finally a voice of sanity in the wilderness.

      You're exactly right that it sure sounds like a loose connection somewhere. I've had problems like this before and they've mostly turned out to be bad or loose cables. But this time its a persistant one - and very annoying cause it only occurs very occationally - but always and only after an OPC? call which is strange cause a lot of other commands like that would get screwed if it was intermittantly breaking some signal lines. It was hard enough trying to get NI SPY record the instance where the error occurs a couple of times.

      The application is on one of Fluke's METCAL routines for their calibrator and there's quite a few standards on the same bus being switched around a long the way. Going back and forth the program doesn't reveal any one place where the error originates - one time it might execute OPC? just fine - and when I jump back a bit and do it again I might get the error again.

      The single controller is in charge - again a lot of other things wouldn't work if it was plain address conflict which usually gives the EADR.

      Today I ordered NI's GPIB+ analyser card to get to the bottom of this. There's a gazillion GPIB boxes at our lab and I've been meaning to get that long time now. Sadly NI stopped making the PCMCIA version and the drivers and programs for the used ones around are for windows 98. Yuk!

      The error appeared after we had updated the main computer running METCAL at our standards faraday cage from old w2k box to a new xp machine. The cards are the old ones but the drivers for them went from 2.2 to 2.5 - so actually installing the latest software/firmware might be the cause of the problem.

      Thanks for the encouragement - and the knowledge that there are of still GPIB-people around these days. The youngsters have never heard of the thing and are useless at it...

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    2. Re:GPIB EADR by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Interesting if the XP upgrade was causal or coincidental... We use XP SP2, firewall off (no external net access), all updates applied. Ensure you have no interrupt conflicts - that may have happened inadvertently with the 2k to XP upgrade.

      NI, as you prolly know, claims to support PCMCIA w/ 2.5 - http://zone.ni.com/devzone/cda/tut/p/id/5326 - we didn't see any problems with GPIB+, PCI or USB going from 2.2 to 2.5 - but the PCMCIA doesn't support DMA, so maybe they missed something as you suspect.

      Also, make sure you're NOT config'd to go at the max possible rate (HS488) - I don't recall but that config param default may be changed with the newer driver - a no-no if you're DMA incapable (ok, I'm swag'ing here - but it makes sense to me). Check timing params also - sorry, not in front of an NI machine, so this is all by memory....

      Also - don't underestimate the flakey GPIB cable bit. I had a similar experience and sadly the days of bullet-proof HP GPIB cables are gone. Open the shell on one today and you'll find nice, vibration-sensitive, press-in wiring connectors. If it's a bad ATN or NDAC wire, then you're just seeing the first problem in the OPC query.

      Best luck!

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  50. Doubtful by foetusinc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I call BS. I worked Windows 95 support around that time ('98), and while we did often call people back to check on problems, it didn't work the way this guy imagines. Calls logged in workbench that we wanted to follow up on were just left open. Each morning you checked your open tickets, and called the ones that needed calling. No automated dialer either, as some have suggested. If something was left open to long your supervisor would check on it with you, and it would get closed or escalated posthaste.

    If this guy really did get a call, my guess is he got a wrong number when a tech was following up on somebody else's problem. Maybe his customer record got mistakenly linked to somebody else's ticket. Maybe he's making the whole story up.

  51. impossible... remember y2k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Premise 1: Microsoft uses out-dated systems
    Premise 2: Out-dated systems would explode if they attempted to represent a date in the year 2000 or higher
    Premise 3: An employee entered the year 2008 into the help ticket system in 1998
    Conclusion: Microsoft's help-ticket system exploded. Contradiction... therefore, Premise 3 is incorrect

  52. Capital One? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Spade, is that you?

  53. Re:Windows 98 experiences by Hsien-Ko · · Score: 1

    if you think that's bad, wait until the General Protection Errors hit everytime you reboot Windows. Win95 was in the market during this support ticket. Win98 wasn't for another 6 months.

  54. nice data validation boys and girls at Microsoft by Locutus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Please blame this on someone else's code because it makes you guys look like idiots. A customer support system is the kind of system a 'normal' business would put high up on the importance ladder if they cared about their customers. Another company, say one with a monopoly position, might just do it as an exercise. This isn't a sales dept in/out board folks and yet they allowed any date value to be entered for the trouble follow up date?

    Nice work boys and girls of Redmond. No wonder it's 2008 and your products are just now reaching the reliability of single UNIX boxes of the mid 90's. Well, albeit with either redundancy in real hardware or virtual hardware. But nice work for moving forward at the speed of a lead sled.

    LoB

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  55. Re:Typical /. FUD by cromar · · Score: 1

    You know, I'm getting realy tired of people bitching about /. Sure the site has its flaws, but if you think it's a "waste" to be here, then leave! Please! Most of us don't want to hear you bitch. Personally, I enjoy a good laugh at MS' expense as time well spent.

  56. Not unusual by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    A little extreme, but sometimes things just get forgotten. I'm a little surprised a trouble ticket festered for 10 years but who knows? I got an e-mail once that took 5 years to be delivered, it turned out the e-mail server was decommissioned whilst mine was still in the mail spool and, 5 years later, the server was turned on again and did its job.

    Just recently I got a reply to a Freshmeat post I made in 1998. Old data can stick around for a long time!

  57. Why not? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Why WOULDN'T you want to keep the same phone number? I've always had the same cell number and hopefully always will. I've moved, but the area code is less and less relevant as more people have cell phones anyway.

    I see no reason to change phone numbers or email addresses as long as they still work. Old friends can always reach me if they want to.

  58. Based on my experience... by jabber · · Score: 1

    No, the BSOD problem has NOT been fixed.

    It's a bit better than it was in Win95 and Win98, but still there.

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    1. Re:Based on my experience... by Smauler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As I recently found out when installing Vista 64. Nice brand new system, built myself, the problem was (and still is) that I've got 4gb of RAM on an nVIDIA chipset motherboard. Vista, from what I can tell, will not install at all with that configuration. Fortunately, I already installed Win2k and got it working properly, so could google it, and figured it out - the solution apparently is to take some of your memory out before installation, install, then go get microsoft's hotfix. Well, I took 2gb out, and it installed fine. Unfortunately, it didn't recognise my wireless card. No problem, I thought... I'll just reboot into 2k, download the hotfix, and plug the RAM back in. BZZZZT - that download is only available to validated users of Vista. So I'm sitting here currently with 2gb in my system and a non-working wireless card on Vista. At least Windows 2000 is working fine.... though it can't see my 2 new striped hard drives, I didn't expect it to really.

      Yes, that's right... as far as I understand it, Vista just will not install and BSOD reboot with 4gb or more on one of the major motherboard chipsets. Anyone who says "windows just works" got someone else to set up their system for them, or got lucky.

      ps. I know I'm part of the problem for buying their crap, but I got it OEM, cheap, and for games only. You will pry my games from my cold, dead hands.

    2. Re:Based on my experience... by in5ane · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that 64-bit is still not ready for prime time. My friend bought Vista 64 and has had no end of driver and hardware problems. Luckily someone pointed out to me how bad things still were before I built my machine, and I've had no problems... well, apart from my 4gb only showing up as 3.5gb :)

    3. Re:Based on my experience... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, you could, you know, download the Vista Wireless drivers onto a usb drive and reboot into Vista. Why you put the memory back in without getting the hotfix installed is beyond me though.

    4. Re:Based on my experience... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting stuff to run on Vista, even if you ever do get the machine in a usable state. It's not that Vista 64 isn't ready for prime-time, it's Vista, period, that's not ready for prime-time. There's a chance Windows 7 might be better, but frankly, who cares? XP works great for me, and by the time Windows 7 is coming around, I'll be using Linux full time (I do use it on my desktops, but my laptop had just too many driver issues with Ubuntu).

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  59. Even if true... by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

    Big deal, I mean if the issue was serious the person would have phoned back themselves. Mistakes do happen in any system, and MS isn't exactly a small company that can reasonably catch every one of them. Mildly amusing, maybe, but ultimately unimportant.

  60. heh, MS called back? hilarious! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    next I suppose you'll be telling me that nobody cares if I can't read my floppies any mmore.

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  61. Obvious hoax! by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Am I really supposed to believe that Microsoft's help desk software was Y2K compliant in January 1998?

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  62. So what. Unlike Linus, MS actually replies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever tries getting a support call by Mr. Linus Torvalds regarding his OS? Good luck if he even bother s even opening your mail.

  63. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

    "No wonder it's 2008 and your products are just now reaching the reliability of single UNIX boxes of the mid 90's. "

    Of course, it's 2008, and Linux boxes are just now getting to be as functional and usable as windows boxes from the mid 90's. And what do you know, those are the pieces that have issues.

    Linux and Unix are reliable at their core because they are relatively simple. Windows has issues because it isn't. The surprising thing isn't that Windows has issues, the surprising thing is how rare they really are in the scheme of things. It works pretty damn well, considering that there are hundreds of millions of copies out there, and they run on just about everything reasonably well.

    I like Linux as much as the next guy, but it's just juvenile to trash windows like some of the folks here want to. Oh, wait, that's right, this is /., and they -are- juveniles.

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  64. Wrong Number by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 1

    Has it occurred to anyone that the phone call was from MS, but was to the wrong number?

    I get calls like that once or twice each year.

    People mis-dial.

  65. shouldn't it read... by pyrogator · · Score: 1

    The anonymous blogger suspects someone at Microsoft typed "1/8/08" into their tracking system for the date of a follow-up call, instead of "1/8/98." Should that not be "typed in 1/8/98 instead of 1/8/08"?

  66. Must...Not...Troll by EdIII · · Score: 1

    ROFL. I could so many many things right now. Microsoft. Tech Support. BSOD's. Trouble Tickets. 10 years old.

    You could not ask for more of an opening to take pot shots right now.

    It's okay.. mod me down.. this time I deserve it :)

  67. Actually it wasn't fixed by infonography · · Score: 1

    It was for Windows ME.

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  68. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Locutus · · Score: 1

    "Of course, it's 2008, and Linux boxes are just now getting to be as functional and usable as windows boxes from the mid 90's. And what do you know, those are the pieces that have issues."

    I wouldn't call Windows functional or usable in the mid 90's. NT v4.0 was ok but it's guts were still unreliable and insecure and you've got to be high if you're considering Win95/98/ME in that comment. But hey, for a bunch of hacks throwing free code of the wall, todays GNU/Linux is pretty sweet. I'll leave it at that.

    LoB

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  69. No way this is true by mugs_oh · · Score: 1

    First off, Windows 95 support ceased on Dec 31, 2001. I'm sure they cleared all open issues at that time. Support could still be obtained through third parties that had done the support for MS, but it was fee based and not affiliated with MS any longer. Secondly, the software MS was using at that time (CITS and Compass) had no scheduling feature. I worked for MS support in 1998, so I know the procedure and practices of the time. This was likely either a wrong number, a satisfaction survey on his most recent call, or a complete fabrication.

  70. "Switch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Customer: I switched to Leoptard... but now my computer boots to a blue screen. What's going on?

    Apple Support: That doesn't happen. Have a nice d.. (click)

  71. old-school by gorba · · Score: 1

    Back in my day we didn't have blue screens of death... they were more like amber screens of death. ASOD as we affectionately called them.

  72. call 555 ask for me by pbhj · · Score: 1

    My parents last 3 digits are 555. They have been for over 30 years, the local number has changed once in that time when our exchange closed. The national code has changed once too.

  73. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

    Well, it only worked in a relatively unsupported way for 10's, if not 100's of millions of people, 99% of which would have not been able to use linux in any way. Linux is only approaching being usable by those same people. During this time, vast amounts of business and user work got done, the majority of which was done on win 3.1/95/98. You have to deny reality to declare that windows didn't function fairly well for running Excel, Word, and email.

    Windows reliability is fun to make fun of, but let's be real - the majority of users ran and still run the shit day in, day out without significant issues. I ran IT organizations during the 90's, supporting 100's of users. For a while, I supported a download farm that served up 10's of millions of windows based clients for one of the major consumer applications out there. If Windows didn't work and wasn't usable, we wouldn't have had a business, and my retirement wouldn't be paid for. Compare the Windows downloads for Firefox to the Linux downloads. Which platform is used by the unwashed masses? In the aforementioned download farm, our linux downloads were less than 2% of the total.

    Geez, think critically for a second. Could your Grandmother user Linux? Linux is great, and I love it, but "usability" is not high on the list of positive attributes.

    Now, it is not out of the question that I might be high. But that again would be besides the point.

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  74. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Locutus · · Score: 1

    "Geez, think critically for a second. Could your Grandmother user Linux? Linux is great, and I love it, but "usability" is not high on the list of positive attributes."

    no, she's 6' under but my mom-in-law has used it for over 3 years. I'd also setup a system for a friend who also had two high school age girls with userID's on the system. The support issues went to zero after dumping Windows for these users.

    Now, attempts to get similar systems in local schools and libraries have been met with the same problems of the 90's. Various contracts were said to not allow these proposed systems configurations. But they fumble through at a snails pace of MS innovation. And regardless of how many get PCs which are stuffed with Microsoft's preloads, their software still sucks IMO. The fact that people make money off the people who use Windows has no bearing on the quality of the product. None.

    LoB

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  75. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

    Call me back when your mother installs Fedora herself. As to your friend with the teenagers, I have two myself. The reason those issues are going to zero is you've installed a system that they can't install new apps onto. While that reduces issues, you did so by reducing 'usability'. You could have achieved the same affect by installing XP Pro and removing administrative access from their logins. But again, these are system administration steps that reduce usability, which, as I said before, exists in a competing balance with stability.

    You won't agree, and that doesn't worry me too much. If Linux were 'usable', it would be popular among the unwashed masses.

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  76. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Locutus · · Score: 0, Troll

    you've obviously have not used Linux in the last few years. Application installs are brain dead easy as long as you ONLY choose from the few thousand typically available from the major distros.

    I also know some with your attitude to trying something new and have seen them pay over $200 a couple of times just to get someone to reinstall Windows and reinstall all their applications. I've also seen a few people purchase new computers just because Windows started acting up and the option was to hire someone to fix it or get a new computer with Windows pre-loaded. Makes a nice profit for all those supporting, selling, pushing Windows.

    Good luck with Windows, you seem to be quite happy in your ignorance of what else is going on out there.

    LoB

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  77. Astroturf? by El-Wrongo · · Score: 1

    Anyone other than me who think that this may be a planted story?

    I mean look at it.

    Some guy who noone knows who is, makes a post in his second blog about MS not calling him back, in this post he makes no smart remarks or anything about Microsoft and then Microsoft say that they are "investigating it".

    In the end, this doesn't make MS look bad, and can actually be spun to be good PR if they follow it up correctly.

  78. Great typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of when the BBC's caption on it's daily B/W photo mentioned that it was taken in 1027. When I asked how they obtained a photo before photography was invented, evidently they were not amused at being caught making such a stupid mistake because they failed to reply.

  79. I call shenaginans! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    This netcraft confirmation has been sitting in the queue for over 10 years now!

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  80. was it a 10 year plan? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    No wonder people hangup on them!

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  81. believe it by prelelat · · Score: 1

    Okay I feel I should put my two sense in. I used to work at Dell doing outbound calling(meaning I did the freaking call backs). The people doing the callbacks in my department were usually the best agents in that department. From what I seen of calls coming into the outbound team in my department was that a lot of agents booking callbacks and recording logs made a lot of mistakes. They were not always formally trained in computers, and some of them you would wonder how they managed to get fired from Burger King, walk across the street and put their name on the application.

    More often then not the worst ones worked on the night shift, had been fired or quit(couldn't handle someone getting pissed off because the customer knew more about computers), so you couldn't ask them what the hell they were thinking. Sometimes people didn't log things at all. So on more than one occasion when I went to make a callback I was in a similar boat the newest log was 10 years old and it was booked for a follow up. Well you figured that some jerk didn't log his case in the system and you make that call. Never had it happen that it was really a 10 year old case.

    Now as for your 1. thing about tracking open closed cases. There would sometimes be 3+ open cases for one issue(depending on how many times the person called in), typically you would close the last one you were working on if you seen this. But remember like I said sometimes people suck and don't close the case. Managers weren't suppose to close those for you so they would stay open but the manager would know it was suppose to be closed(Managers were suppose to reprimand agents for doing that but that hurt their stats having to fix a problem). Our system then would auto close the case after being opened untouched for 2 months. But I assume this was an old system(10 years old) that might have been upgraded that could have had a bug not to close old open cases. Or they could have two separate systems where you don't close open calls before they are made(we had something simular to that, a call was booked and never closed until it was called made sure it wasn't accidentally closed, I sometimes had callbacks booked over 2 months after the initial case was opened because someone was going on holidays)

    Either way it seems that this story is completely plausible. But I would rather have them make a mistake call me 10 years down the road then not call me back because it looked like someone fubbed up.

    But because the blogger is anonymous I doubt it has much merit.

  82. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

    Well, there's a mature, civil response. Someone around here has a good sig that discusses the meaning of ad hominem. Keep your eye's peeled.

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  83. Choose not to. by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    I have to say, I would choose not to believe it. One look at the content of the call(eg IE3 crashing on windows 95) and the tech guy would dismiss the call.

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  84. Re:nice data validation boys and girls at Microsof by Locutus · · Score: 1

    sorry but your statements lead me to believe you are unqualified for the discussion. You are fully qualified to state the obvious of how many are using Microsoft software though. What other option do I have but to state this when you say my mom/etc can't install applications on Linux? It is currently very easy to install applications on most Linux distributions. Different from Windows but very easy. And yes, there are cases where going outside of the distribution repository for an application requires more than a button click but hey, I've seen nice pretty button-click Microsoft application installations screw up other apps and even Microsoft apps so it's not 100% roses on Windows either.

    end of discussion IMO since you don't have the background to discuss what is outside of the Windows world.

    LoB

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