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  1. Re:Solving real-world problems? on Australia Scraps National ID Plan · · Score: 1

    I live in the UK and I think that the UK ID cards is a great idea, the government will know 100% about me, heck I will even give them a sperm sample to clone my idiot-ness.
    I could become a terror cell waiting to be a terrorist and go to some religious building other than a christian churn or something, who knows?

    BTW thats sarcasm and because the UK anti-terror law is stupid I don't fancy spending a month locked up without trial.

  2. Re:Anti-Virus Bug Briefly Identified Windows Explo on Anti-Virus Bug Briefly Identified Windows Explorer as Malware · · Score: 1

    Know what all that means? shit...

  3. Anti-Virus Bug Briefly Identified Windows Explorer on Anti-Virus Bug Briefly Identified Windows Explorer as Malware · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what does that mean? are we all fucked?

  4. Re:It is, on Jingle Bells Played With Graphics Card, Santa Wonders Why · · Score: 1

    Do you think that could be his way of picking up chicks? Playing Jingle Bells using his GFX card heatsink.

  5. Re:ho ho ho! on FSFE Supports Microsoft Antitrust Investigation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There should be a "-5 Knob head" that I could use to rat this parent post.

  6. Bad Apples on Should Apple Give Back Replaced Disks? · · Score: 1

    People say Microsoft are bad, but at least all they did was make crap software.

    PS. I'm probably going to get -1 Troll for this...

  7. Encrypted? on Email In the 18th Century · · Score: 1

    Would the messages be encrypted at all?

  8. I can just imagine the headlines on RIAA Writes Its Own News For Local TV · · Score: 2, Funny

    RIAA News Network:
    Tom - "Today old lady steals millions of dollars worth or records we will send you to john for the full report"

    John - "Well Tim what looks to be an old lady is really a monster while she was cashing her pension she was behind a organized syndicate of file sharers stealing hundreds of songs from Snoop Dogg, Britney Spears, Slipknot and many others, back to you Tom"

    Tom - "Well that's one old lady who will be spending the rest of her days in prison"

  9. So...? on Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops · · Score: 1

    Could I un-brick it if I ran Linux?

  10. Ugly on Ye Olde World Charm · · Score: 0, Troll

    Its ugly, its the sort of thing my great, great and great grandfather would use to help him navigate on the high seas.

  11. Getting a domain... on Experience with Fighting Domain Farming · · Score: 1

    I think the only way you can get rights back to that domain was if it was a Trade Mark of some company.

  12. Free Open Source Software on Beware of "Backspaceware" · · Score: 1

    If FOSS was crap then nobody would want to distribute it. Do you think Vista would get redistributed if it was any good let alone free.

  13. Re:EUTells Opera... on Opera Tells EU That Microsoft's IE Hurts the Web · · Score: 1

    I have gone as far as slapping my little brother around the head and saying "do you know what you are doing?"

  14. Re:Not the same as a Desktop on NYSE Moves to Linux · · Score: 1

    At least they know what they are doing...

  15. Re:The Enemy is Us on Does Active SETI Put Earth in Danger? · · Score: 1

    Imagine if we were causing interference to those poor aliens watching TV.

  16. W00t aint a word on 'w00t' Named 2007 Word of the Year · · Score: 1

    It aint a word because it contains two numbers. Who ever thought to give it a title is a tw4t.

  17. Who is Dvorak? on Dvorak Slams OLPC As 'Naive Fiasco' · · Score: 1

    Who is Dvorak? The only Dvorak I know is a crippled keyboard.

  18. The EU on Amazon Gift Ordering Patent Revoked In EU · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The EU comission are good for preventing the USA from "trying" to rule the EU.

  19. Re:Pleo abuse on Pleo Review - A Toy Robot Triumph? · · Score: 1

    I'm calling "Robot Rights"... I think I may have to wait a few hundred years before I do.

  20. Most In US Have False Sense of Online Security? on Most In US Have False Sense of Online Security · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the White House website does not have some sort of "threat level" for online use...

    Oh wait then again... grisoft.com already has one.

  21. Bann on Mars eh? on How To Beat Congress's Ban Of Humans On Mars · · Score: 1

    Well I'm not surprised there is a ban especially with all that crap by the UAC.

  22. Not what I expected on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 1

    Its not what I would expect a MS security room.

    I thought it would be full of MS staff making security fixes to their software but who am I kidding?

  23. Firefox and Windows on Firefox Security Head Says Microsoft Obscures OS Holes · · Score: 3, Funny

    So basically I have to be running Windows to get the full use of security holes? Why can't my "Free" OS be like Windows?

  24. Re:The Way DHS and the White House Read This on Wearing a Computer at Work · · Score: 1

    At least Saddam can no longer do it.

  25. Re:My Experience on Are Spammers Giving Up? · · Score: 1

    Thats stupid because Gmail used to quite accurate but lately my inbox has been getting full of "Replica Watches".