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  1. Re:This could be a big payoff... on Coffee-Powered Batteries · · Score: 1

    "Dehydrate the Zabulon computations!"

    -- Muad Dib

  2. that reminds me on Pictorial Passwords · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of a passage from "The Gripping Hand" where someone enters a password by drawing a cartoon on her handheld computer.

  3. Re:Picture of the bug on RIP: Betty Holberton, Original Eniac Programmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I actually met Grace Hopper when I was a Multics programmer for the Air Force at the Pentagon, back in 1982 or 1983. She was shopping at the Walgreens in the Pentagon Concourse. I introduced myself to her and we talked for a bit. I kick myself repeatedly for not getting her to autograph a Cobol printout for me. =)

  4. Re:Another network? on Oldest IRC Server Going Offline · · Score: 1

    IRC services promote fascism and stupidity. And guess what, DalNet and Undernet still get attacked, and the spam on DalNet is the worst I've ever seen on any irc network. Long live EFNet!

  5. Re:Model 204 is the database of choice on Oracle Donates Software for Big Brother Database · · Score: 1

    True, sad end for a great product. =/
    But why add SQL to Model 204 when we all
    know that SQL sucks? =)

  6. Model 204 is the database of choice on Oracle Donates Software for Big Brother Database · · Score: 1

    I don't see why he bothered. Relational databases suck major buttocks. Model 204 is the workhorse database of choice for the United States Government.

  7. hacking the Segway on This is IT? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you think it can be hacked to run linux?

  8. Re:Herbert was wrong on Still Suits and Body-powered Devices · · Score: 1

    In the Dune book, the Fremen also wore light
    colored robes over their stillsuits

  9. Re:Model 204 / User Language on Do You Remember Bob? · · Score: 1

    same dictionary I found "Anonymous Coward" in

  10. Tesla Turbine on Hydrogen Micro Turbine Only 4mm In Diameter · · Score: 1

    Didn't Nikola Tesla work on a turbine for a while? Basically it could be held in one hand and generate enough electricity to power a house.

  11. Bill Gates is an idiot on Cringely On Gates' Free Software Connection · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Bill Gates is an idiot

  12. Re:PL/1 and ADA on Do You Remember Bob? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that Multics was, for the most part, written in PL/1.

  13. Model 204 / User Language on Do You Remember Bob? · · Score: 1

    Model 204 is a database system that runs only on IBM mainframes or plug compatibles, is blatantly non-relational (yay!), and still is the database of choice if you want fast (sub-second) response to complex queries on 500 million record databases.

    Model 204 comes with a "User Language" that is really a general purpose programming language with database and 3270 screen formatting primitives,
    a powerful string pattern matcher, and several other features of more advanced languages like perl, all built into the core syntax. It was one of the few programming languages (along with REXX) that made programming IBM mainframes fun.

    There are probably a hundred or so Model 204 sites left in the world, but there are no plans to port the 204 database engine or User Language to Linux or FreeBSD, so it is definitely legacy.

  14. Re:Yeah! Kill the damn thing!!! on HP To Kill 3000 System After 30 years · · Score: 1

    Is there an online manual for SPL anywhere,
    html or PDF or text format?

  15. Re:Many folks introduction to programing on HP To Kill 3000 System After 30 years · · Score: 1

    I wrote a Tic-Tac-Toe program in HP 2000 Basic also, and also a program that would print large letters out on paper tape! The HP 2000 minicomputer was so small that they had to bring down HP Timesharing Basic at night so that they could run CARD FORTRAN. (And I am talking here about cards that you mark with a lead pencil, not
    punch holes in.)

    HP Timesharing Basic had the coolest name for the substring function: SST. =)

    I think this site here supports the old
    HP 1000 and HP 2000 minicomputers:

    http://www.gedanken.com/

    So there must be old HP 2000 minis out there still, with panel lights winking away in the night.

  16. Re:The 8080 on Intel 4004 Turns 30 · · Score: 1


    Greatest intro to any rock song ever:
    California Girls, Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys

    Greatest A Capella break ever:
    Sloop John B, Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys

  17. Re:Let me get something straight on Who Invented Packet-Switching? · · Score: 1

    perish, then publish

  18. Re:Ternary has been known to be efficient... on Ternary Computing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A really cool number system that is rarely mentioned is factorial base notation. What makes factorial base interesting is that all rational number are represented by finite factorial base numbers, and transcendental numbers like e and pi are represented by infinite but nonrandom factorial numbers. So, somehow factorial notation "captures" and "tames" the complexity of the real number continuum in a way that decimal notation can't.

  19. Re:Nondigital computing on Ternary Computing · · Score: 1

    I think the computer in "Moon is a Harsh Mistress" was a "ternary logic", and it developed a sense of humor. =)

  20. Re:It's funny... on MS DOS: A Eulogy · · Score: 1

    I wonder if most "DOS" applications,
    (including qbasic) will run under WINE?

  21. 99 bottles of beer ? on Esoteric Programming Languages · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which, does anyone know what happened to the "99 bottles of beer on the wall" page that shows source code written in umpteen different computer languages to print out the lyrics to that song?

  22. Re:everyone should learn English on Migrating Large Scale Applications from ASCII to Unicode? · · Score: 1

    I'll reply with a quote from Heinlein:

    "English is the largest of the human tongues, with several times the vocabulary of the second largest language - this alone made it inevitable that English would eventually become, as it did, the lingua franca of this planet, for it is therby the richest and most flexible - despite its barbaric accretions ... Its very variety, subtlety, and utterly irrational, idiomatic complexity makes it possible to say things in English which simply cannot be said in any other language.

  23. everyone should learn English on Migrating Large Scale Applications from ASCII to Unicode? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Everyone should learn to read, speak, and write English. This is the easiest solution. Then we could stick to ascii, and throw unicode out the window.

  24. Re:CLI on File Extensions And Monopolies · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of developing a universal file command that would take into account both the file extension and "magic". That's why I collect "magic number" information whenever I can.

  25. Re:CLI on File Extensions And Monopolies · · Score: 1

    I collect file extensions with 1, 2, 3, 4, or more characters in them. I also collect mime types and magic numbers and just plain "formats". I have almost 500,000 entries so far, not just 100,000. Many file extensions have more than one definition, and that's where I think my list will eventually come in handy.