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  1. Autotune shite on Apple in Talks to Improve Sound Quality of Music Downloads · · Score: 1

    It seems all the artists on the radio these days are autotuned. This introduces an effect in their voices which makes them irresistably noticeable. I think it is the sound of a baby crying and it is worked into every waveform on the recording. This is a form of subliminal advertising, which is illegal.

  2. Follow the money on Milky Way Stuffed With an Estimated 50 Billion Alien Worlds · · Score: 1

    If there are 50 billion planets and no evidence of life other than us, then it must be because, in any universe, the first lifeforms destroy the universe. This is done by observing (creating) the Higg's particle. The Higg's field will immediately expand to the size of the universe, representing a force which will strip all the characteristics from the elementary particles, leaving a universe which is super symmetric, timeless and has zero entropy. It will then cool and collapse in a phase change which will give back the characteristics to the particles and the universe will be reborn. Pack a lunch.

  3. It's still the communists on US Navy Breaks Laser Record · · Score: 1

    After capitalism was made a crime, Reno threatened to jail the bankers unless they gave mortgages to poor people. The bankers asked where they would get the money and the government agreed to lend them 30 times their capital. The resulting inflation in home values resulted in the creation of 23 million jobs during that administration. When the bankers ran out of government money to continue inflating home values, they asked to be able to borrow 60 times their capital. Obama balked. So the banks would have to go bankrupt and lose the 30 times their capital they owed the government. To prevent the public panic from the bank's going bankrupt, the government is buying up the bum mortgages at face value for homes worth a fraction of that. Since capitalism is still illegal, the only productive enterprise other than jailing their citizens for being politically incorrect is to export war to the world.

  4. Two cents on Cancer Resembles Life 1 Billion Years Ago · · Score: 1

    Evolution is the success of the successful. Probably one of the early forms of life was immortal, until something fell on its head. So the kind of life we now experience was the successful adaptation. But it may have retained features of an earlier prototype, when it was immortal, which causes problems down the road.

  5. Adobe problem on Adobe's Reader X Spoils New PDF Attack · · Score: 1

    I downloaded a PDF at the library to print it. No problem. Then I couldn't delete the document from the library's system. They had to uninstall Adobe to get it to stop displaying my document. I'm wondering if the document will still appear if someone re-installs Adobe. Assholes.

  6. Missing the point on Bombay High Court Rules Astrology To Be a Science · · Score: 1

    Astrology is a religion. Like all religions, it eugenically bred its adherents according to the verisimilitude they expressed toward their astrologically predicted character. So after all these years of breeding the descendants tend to treat others according to how true they are to their predicted character. So the courts are recognizing this cultural behavior.

  7. it's not just for nazis anymore on The Companies Who Support Censoring the Internet · · Score: 1

    Most online newspaper comment is censored by organized faceless mostly left-wing political correctness groups who demand the removal of any comment which tells the truth not to their liking. They leave truly abusive comment alone so it looks like the comments are all worthless and not worth reading. The newspapers allow themselves to be censored while claiming to be against censorship.

  8. The answer is on Cosmological Constant Not Fine Tuned For Life · · Score: 1

    If life is the answer, what is the question? What is the nature of consciousness?

  9. Artists are the victims. on Crookes, RIAA, MPAA, ICE — 'Linking Is Publishing' · · Score: 1

    The artists don't realize that eventually the record companies will consider and enforce that derivation is copying, and will sue any creators of original content as pirates.

  10. Large Hadron Collider on Uncertainty Sets Limits On Quantum Nonlocality · · Score: 1

    The Higg's boson cannot exist until it is measured. Once it is ( in the LHC ) it will expand to the size of the universe in nothing flat, representing a force which will strip the characteristics from the particles leaving a universe which is super symmetric, has zero entropy, and is timeless. The Higg's field will then collapse, giving back the characteristics to the particles and the recycled universe will be reborn. Bob's your uncle.

  11. Re:Science Journalism on Large Hadron Collider (LHC) Generates a 'Mini-Big Bang' · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as religion; it's just a political party with a unique way of hoodwinking it's victims.

  12. Re:Article's stupid conclusion on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1

    Your solution (full bore communism) has been shown to cause mass extinction everywhere it has been tried (check out North Korea). My solution (full bore capitalism) has been shown to solve every problem it has encountered, in spades. Capitalism is a law of nature, nature doesn't need communism (religion).

  13. Re:Article's stupid conclusion on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1

    By the time we get our footprint reduced by 1/6 the population will have grown another billion. Makes sense if your only real intent is more government taxation and bureaucracy.

  14. Re:Someone please explain to me... on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Article's stupid conclusion on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1

    So the climate change alarmists should actually be population change alarmists.

  16. Re:The point on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1

    The bugs which adapted to the fumigants already had the resistance in their genes, so they devolved to that previous state, like dogs are a devolution of the wolf. In the long term, the bugs have been inbred by this process, and are therefore less adapted to nature in general, which in the future will place them at a disadvantage in competing with competitors.

  17. The point on Religious Ceremony Leads To Evolution of Cave Fish · · Score: 1, Troll

    Similar behavior by the native peoples drove half the large species in North and South America to extinction. Sort of hard to see how this could be labeled evolution.

  18. Identity on Study Shows Babies Think Friendly Robots Are Sentient · · Score: 1

    The fetus considers the womb to be an extension of itself. This is the model for consciousness, which the newborn extends into the universe to create its sense of identity. Studies have shown that babies cannot distinguish between their mothers and themselves, they have to be weaned. So until then, babies see everything as sentient.

  19. Re:Darwin +1 Creationism +0 on Plants Near Chernobyl Adapt To Contaminated Soil · · Score: 1
  20. Religion on How Your Brain Figures Out What It Doesn't Know · · Score: 1

    So the left has committed itself to the godless religion of political correctness because it appeals to a lot of voters. What they miss is that political correctness is not science, it is a religion, and thus a lie. This doesn't bother them except that the opposition is a better liar. So they are like the monkey whose hand is stuck in the jar of peanuts and won't come out because he won't let go of the goodies. Both sides are simply pushing their religion on a society that doesn't want a religious state.

  21. The case of the missing genome. on 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail · · Score: 1

    The interest in zombies derives from the zombification effect that religiously applied eugenics has on the human genome. Religions have been doing eugenics on their adherents for 10,000 years, breeding them into willing slaves to the administration. After all this time, and especially now, with the support the godless religion of political correctness has for letting religions continue doing eugenics (they do it too), the human genome has been reduced to a length which indicates we are not viable enough to escape extinction. It's not brains that zombies need, it's genes.

  22. Re:Brief(!) Explanation of Inflation on Inflaton, Mother of the Universe · · Score: 1
  23. In a capitalist country... on The Risks of Entering Programming Contests · · Score: 1

    you would be able to list on the stock market, raise capital to hire programmers etc., produce a product, distribute it and get rich competing equally with everyone else. But in the real world of the communist religion of political correctness, you have the same right as the rich to give a lawyer a quarter million dollars to get permission to do these things. So the corporations don't have to compete with you, can steal from you and enslave you because your government legislated it that way.

  24. Planet alignment on The Sun Unleashes Coronal Mass Ejection At Earth · · Score: 1

    The astrologers have been predicting some catastrophic event on August 3 for months. Something about all the planets being aligned. We'll never hear the end of it now.

  25. It's obvious... on A New Take On the Fermi Paradox · · Score: 1

    All to obfuscate the obvious: if there were aliens out there, we would know it by now. More obvious: the first system to reach our level of consciousness always recycles the universe by creating the Higg's particle. When the Higg's field comes into existence, it will expand to the size of the universe in nothing flat, representing a force which will strip the elementary particles of their characteristics, leaving a universe which is supersymmetric, has zero entropy, and is timeless. The Higg's field will then cool and undergo a phase change and collapse which will return the characteristics to the particles and, Bob's your uncle.