Where's the love, DoJ? Remember back when we were tight, when we were illegally spying on all those Americans? Those were good days, baby. We didn't need no warrants or paperwork back then, did we? Why you got to be like this now? Can't we just keep everything hush-hush, like we used to? Come on, you know you want to say yes--just like we said yes when you wanted to install all that spy gear on our trunk lines. You liked daddy's trunk, didn't you girl?
Show some love for AT&T, baby. Don't let it end this way. Let us tap that ass again, like we tapped everyone's phone for you. Let's get away from these courtrooms and just switch places, girl, with *you* bending over and *us* doing the tapping this time. Don't be a hater, DoJ. Let daddy take you all the way *up there*--above the law, just one more time.
Every day idiots all over the U.S. throw down $1 for a 1 in 100 million chance of winning some big jackpot lottery. So, on the off chance that said idiots stumble upon a news channel while channel-surfing between "The Jersey Shore" and Maury Povich's "Primetime Baby-Daddy Special" (and assuming that they're not too high to understand what's being said), there is a pretty good chance that they'll completely ignore the "1-in-21 trillion chance" addendum and only hear the "being hit by falling debris" part. In this case, I would say the odds of them panicking, and then going out and spending the last bit of their McDonalds paychecks on booze and "Huffers Own"-brand industrial glue are pretty goddamn high.
What's that make now, over two dozen different languages for web development, with ludicrous levels of overlap? Great, now things can get even MORE complicated. And, of course, MS and Apple won't adopt it--making it real useful, just as long as all your visitors happen to be using Chrome or some future version of Firefox.
Isn't T-mobile supposedly one of the more open U.S. carriers when it comes to things like tethering, unlimited data, etc.? If that's true, it's a shame that people would take advantage of them like this. It's just this sort of cheap-ass shit that leads carriers to lock down their phones so much.
Every bulk buyer get a big discount. If you think google uses a lot, you should see what some industrial companies that use electricity-heavy manufacturing processes (like the aluminum industry) uses. A lot of those guys have large power plants dedicated solely to them.
In today's news, the RIAA and MPAA have given a generous grant to performance artist "B1ank S1ate" to support his new installation "B1ank S1ate pisses on other artist's hard drive."
I had a friend who was actually considering buying a radiation detector back when this was in the news (he lives in Virginia, mind you). Of course, this is the same friend who also thought bird-flu/SARS/the West Nile Virus/ebola were going to sweep the world in a pandemic and Y2K was going to cause all our computers to explode. Some people are always looking for a reason to panic.
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Yet another global warming denier!
coal-fired power plants do not fit into the concept of the sustainable energy
You're just not thinking long-term.
Where's the love, DoJ? Remember back when we were tight, when we were illegally spying on all those Americans? Those were good days, baby. We didn't need no warrants or paperwork back then, did we? Why you got to be like this now? Can't we just keep everything hush-hush, like we used to? Come on, you know you want to say yes--just like we said yes when you wanted to install all that spy gear on our trunk lines. You liked daddy's trunk, didn't you girl?
Show some love for AT&T, baby. Don't let it end this way. Let us tap that ass again, like we tapped everyone's phone for you. Let's get away from these courtrooms and just switch places, girl, with *you* bending over and *us* doing the tapping this time. Don't be a hater, DoJ. Let daddy take you all the way *up there*--above the law, just one more time.
Get the fantasies for free and save your money.
WTF is wrong with you?
Is that addressed to /. in general, or me in particular?
God, I swear I can still smell them from here.
I heard some girl got killed by a toilet seat from Mir when they deorbited it. But that could just be a rumor.
I think Fallout 2 was content-wise far superior to Fallout3.
I think Baldur's gate II was the most profound RPG ever.
I'm going to take a wild guess that you were born sometime between 1980-1985.
Everything was better when I was young too.
Why is this on slashdot?
If you even have to ask.
You should hear my take on bible-thumpers and NASCAR fans.
C forces you to actually think about sticking a gun in your mouth and eating a bullet rather than spending one more second coding C
FTFY
I bet you could get a government grant to develop that technology.
Great, another global warming denier.
Well, if you can't find the image of of Virgin Mary on SOMETHING, you're obviously are either not looking hard enough or you aren't Catholic.
Every day idiots all over the U.S. throw down $1 for a 1 in 100 million chance of winning some big jackpot lottery. So, on the off chance that said idiots stumble upon a news channel while channel-surfing between "The Jersey Shore" and Maury Povich's "Primetime Baby-Daddy Special" (and assuming that they're not too high to understand what's being said), there is a pretty good chance that they'll completely ignore the "1-in-21 trillion chance" addendum and only hear the "being hit by falling debris" part. In this case, I would say the odds of them panicking, and then going out and spending the last bit of their McDonalds paychecks on booze and "Huffers Own"-brand industrial glue are pretty goddamn high.
What's that make now, over two dozen different languages for web development, with ludicrous levels of overlap? Great, now things can get even MORE complicated. And, of course, MS and Apple won't adopt it--making it real useful, just as long as all your visitors happen to be using Chrome or some future version of Firefox.
...or feel my right arm.
Isn't T-mobile supposedly one of the more open U.S. carriers when it comes to things like tethering, unlimited data, etc.? If that's true, it's a shame that people would take advantage of them like this. It's just this sort of cheap-ass shit that leads carriers to lock down their phones so much.
Wow, it's a shame you posted as AC. I would have liked to mod you up.
Every bulk buyer get a big discount. If you think google uses a lot, you should see what some industrial companies that use electricity-heavy manufacturing processes (like the aluminum industry) uses. A lot of those guys have large power plants dedicated solely to them.
You would have a better chance of picking up a Mr. Fusion at Walmart.
Obviously you're a global warming denier, and hence, worse than Hitler.
In today's news, the RIAA and MPAA have given a generous grant to performance artist "B1ank S1ate" to support his new installation "B1ank S1ate pisses on other artist's hard drive."
I had a friend who was actually considering buying a radiation detector back when this was in the news (he lives in Virginia, mind you). Of course, this is the same friend who also thought bird-flu/SARS/the West Nile Virus/ebola were going to sweep the world in a pandemic and Y2K was going to cause all our computers to explode. Some people are always looking for a reason to panic.
Probably because enough of us have been patted down by the TSA to know it's all-too-plausible.