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TSA Groper Files Suit Against Blogger

An anonymous reader writes "TSA employee Theldala Magee has filed a lawsuit against a blogger demanding $500k in damages for alleging a particularly invasive search involving multiple incursions of a finger into the passenger's vagina. The passenger, who likened the feeling to being raped, is being sued for defamation for supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf."

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  1. Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No more bullshit welfare-to-work program for her.

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    1. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If Theldala Magee didn't want to be known as a rapist, she shouldn't have raped that woman.

    2. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by jhoegl · · Score: 0

      Stay classy slashdot.

    3. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end your choices are molestation or having your backscatter images posted on the internet from some animal's mobile phone. All at the hands of some otherwise unemployable, barely-trained, barely-literate placeholders with badges.

      Bin Laden may be dead, but the terrorists won.

    4. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by DaMattster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whoever modded the comment as a troll needs to relax and take the stick out of their arse The comment was meant to be funny and it was. In actuality, Theldala does not have a leg to stand on. She is a public employee and gives up certain protections against defamation. In any case, she would be hard pressed to demonstrate any actual damages. If the TSA were more than just blue suited security guards with two brain cells to rub together, they'd be screaming out against the x-ray body scanners. After all, they are the ones working at least 8 hours a day around radiation. Certainly that can't be healthy. Is protecting America worth dying a slow agonizing death from cancer for?

    5. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure she just accidentally the whole hand, you clown.

      And you have no proof that anybody would the whole archive of images to the INTERNET.


      This sentence no verb. (With apologies to Douglas Hofstadter.)

    6. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by SomePgmr · · Score: 2

      Well and, I'm not a lawyer, but her legal representation spelled it out nicely. If what the TSA employee did can't be called rape, what she said would still be a matter of free speech. The word "rape" can be used (as illustrated by cases they provide) as rhetorical hyperbole. As in, "The state just raped me on my vehicle registration." or "Paying $8 for a coffee is a raping."

      Either way, it sounds as though this won't happen. What I can't help but wonder is if the AFGE is footing the bill for the suit, meaning that we (and the defendant) are indirectly paying for the suit. I mean, certainly not strictly so, but it adds a dash of insanity to it all.

    7. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by kakyoin01 · · Score: 1

      You apparently either are joking, or you aren't hipster enough to realize that the lack of a verb in this case is fittingly effective. For example, Microsoft "accidentally an entire social networking site" not too long ago.

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    8. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I'm sure she just accidentally the whole hand, you clown.

      You broke my English language parser. I don't normally criticize people for grammar or spelling. If I can understand what you are trying to say, then you communicated effectively, so who cares if your English isn't perfect? However, I really have no idea what you are trying to say here.

      And you have no proof that anybody would the whole archive of images to the INTERNET.

      Your grammar still sucks, but I get the gist of your sentence in this case. Yes, you are right. TSA has never, as far as we know, posted the images from their AIT scanners to the Internet. However, the Marshall Service has. If it can happen once, it can happen again...and TSA's AIT scanners have better resolution than the Marshall's millimeter wave scanners.

      Troll.

      Tool.

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    9. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mod parent up.

      I'm sure she is hiding behind the "doing what they told me to do" defense, which is no defense at all.

      Before the TSA, sexual predators could only dream of an occupation where they got to fondle people without repercussion. Thanks to our security theater, they get paid to do it!

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    10. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I rarely mod up ACs, but damnit, if I had the points, parent post would get one.

      Unless you're a gynecologist, and/or the act is consensual, that kind of behavior should damned sure be considered to be rape.

      If they were that damned worries about a woman stuffing something up in there, they have enough x-ray machinery to determine for certain.

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    11. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh went the meme. Did you see it?

    12. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by sheetsda · · Score: 2

      I believe we can simplify out 'gynecologist' from your boolean expression, because consent is not optional even if 'gynecologist' == true. Apparently current implementation substitutes variable 'TSAagent' in its place however.

    13. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh the meme. Did you it?

      Broke that for you.

    14. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by KingAlanI · · Score: 4, Informative

      "doing what they told me to do" defense ... is no defense at all.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_Defense

      Very subtle Godwin. And one that's actually on-topic ;)

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    15. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      apparently not

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    16. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      I'll save you the 2.5 seconds of googling required to discover that it's an internet meme.

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    17. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      to the AC, http://gizmodo.com/5690749/these-are-the-first-100-leaked-body-scans
      "One Hundred Naked Citizens: One Hundred Leaked Body Scans" "U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner." So yes in the past "Whatever the stated policy, it's clear that it is trivial for operators to save images"

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    18. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anand7 · · Score: 2

      I've been told that the TSA are not represented by a union and that they are expressly forbidden from wearing dosimeters. They are exactly what Stanley Milgram predicted.

    19. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      I feel compelled to make one slight correction to your post: Theldala Magee is not a rapist. She is an alleged rapist.

      I read the article, and I couldn't find out whether Theldala denies the substance of the allegations - or merely disputes the terminology used to describe it. But essentially, what we have here appears to be a (s)he-said she-said. Amy Aklon claims certain things about the incident. If, in fact, it did happen the way that was described, then Theldala Magee is a rapist. If, however, it did not ... then it's possible that Amy is the one guilty of a crime: Defaming the character of the TSA agent in question.

      Without knowing more details, it's impossible to say for sure. And honestly, since it is a my-word-against-yours situation ... Absent a confession from either party that "yeah, I did it" or "yeah, I made the whole thing up", it's quite likely no one will ever be able to say 100% for sure what happened.

      Personally, in my opinion probably the story happened the way the blogger says. But we don't know that, as far as I see. Rushing to judgement can be very dangerous. Just ask the Duke Lacrosse Team.

    20. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Without knowing more details, it's impossible to say for sure. And honestly, since it is a my-word-against-yours situation ... Absent a confession from either party that "yeah, I did it" or "yeah, I made the whole thing up", it's quite likely no one will ever be able to say 100% for sure what happened.

      Well that's the thing: unless the whole event was grossly obvious and happened in front of witnesses who are willing to testify, or the victim had a hidden camera in her vagina, you can be sure it will be the victim's word against the TSA agent's. And in a country like the US today, the one with a badge and a uniform tends to prevail.

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    21. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well and, I'm not a lawyer, but her legal representation spelled it out nicely. If what the TSA employee did can't be called rape, what she said would still be a matter of free speech. The word "rape" can be used (as illustrated by cases they provide) as rhetorical hyperbole. As in, "The state just raped me on my vehicle registration." or "Paying $8 for a coffee is a raping."

      None of that has a literal meaning. To claim someone raped you is a very concrete accusation that I imagine practically everyone would take literally. If you told people I had beat you half to death and all I did was give you a pat on the back I'd say that was pretty clear case of libel and not a rhetorical hyperbole. If I was her, I think a better defense would be that she perceived it as rape and so her statement was honest from her point of view, even if the law were to disagree.

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    22. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Except the Nuremberg Defense is actually valid, as was demonstrated by Stanley Milgram's famous experiment. It is human nature to follow orders.

      That said, in this case, we should be looking at the Stanford Prison Experiment, because the behaviour described by the author of the original blog sounds a lot like the behaviour of the guards in the experiment.

      What we have here is an escalation and corruption of levels of importance. The TSA buy into the myth of security theatre, hence genuinely believe that perfoming searches is literally the same as stopping a suicide bomber. The search is no longer a means-to-an-end, but now becomes an end in itself. Once you believe that, anyone who attempts to obstruct the search process is clearly and unambiguously an "enemy", and fair game for all sorts of punishment and humiliation.

      HAL.

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    23. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You apparently either are joking, or you aren't hipster enough to realize that the lack of a verb in this case is fittingly effective. For example, Microsoft "accidentally an entire social networking site" not too long ago.

      There's nothing hipster about nonsense. Your example and the two above are clearly nonsense.

    24. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Is protecting America worth dying a slow agonizing death from cancer for?

      Totally agree with the rest of your comment, but the funny thing is they're not even protecting America. They're harassing people for no reason AND getting exposed to cancer-causing ionizing radiation.

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    25. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I rarely mod up ACs, but damnit, if I had the points, parent post would get one.

      Unless you're a gynecologist, and/or the act is consensual, that kind of behavior should damned sure be considered to be rape.

      If they were that damned worries about a woman stuffing something up in there, they have enough x-ray machinery to determine for certain.

      Every time my gynecologist has gone to take a look at me, there has always been a nurse in the room as well. They wouldn't start an examination without a witness in the room. Sure, it's CYA for them, but their CYA eliminates the chances that they're going to do anything wrong to me.

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    26. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to comment on the validity of the Nuremberg Defense, just define it as the relevant term.

      But while we're on the subject:
      I suppose the defense would be less valid for the high-ranking and thus more valid for the low ranks (This is not to say that the higher ranks are completely responsible nor that the lower ranks are completely absolved)
      Those on trial at Nuremberg were particularly high-ranking.

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    27. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Except the Nuremberg Defense is actually valid, as was demonstrated by Stanley Milgram's famous experiment. It is human nature to follow orders."

      If there is a level of hogwash that can be said to be absolute, you just wrote it.

      I am very familiar with the Milgram's experiment and similar experiments since, and I am well aware that there is a certain amount of "human nature" to following orders. But the fact that most people have a tendency to obey authority is NOT a valid excuse to commit atrocities. That, in fact, was precisely what the Nuremburg trials determined: that just being a sheep and following along is NOT an adequate excuse, and that the worse the crime, the less adequate it is.

      Human beings have an obligation to exercise judgment. It's one thing to say "I was following orders" if you work on a farm and what you did was not adequately wash the lettuce before packing it up to ship. It's quite another when what you did was participate in mass torture, starvation and murder... or sexual assault. In situations like that, it just doesn't fly.

      I do not for a minute dispute that people tend to obey orders. The question -- which was settled pretty definitively at the Nuremburg trials and over the My Lai incident in Vietnam -- is when that no longer becomes an excuse. And the answer is: at a quite low level of judgment.

    28. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I hit Enter too soon. I was going to add that the Army did not have authority to give the orders the soldiers said they were following at My Lai, and nobody has the kind of authority to issue the kind of orders that were given at places like Auschwitz. But more to the point: the United States government does not have the legal or Constitutional authority to order people to sexually assault citizens. Anybody who works for an agency like TSA should be smart enough to realize that... or they shouldn't be doing that job in the first place.

      The "reasonable man" principle applies. A reasonable person would not truly believe that they had legal authority to do that. And they would be right.

  2. USA by otdyn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have traveled to many seemingly "worse" places on earth (Russia, China, Cambodia and other south east asian countries, Africa) and NOWHERE I have experienced stuff like that. USA needs to stop playing the security theater. It doesn't work and it's only absolutely stupid towards normal people. Fingering your vagina and ass, seriously? Stuff like this is why I don't even want to travel to US.

    That being said, there are many people who still travel. I guess it doesn't count much if I don't want to travel to US. Like for example here in Europe many students still want to spend an year in US university. I guess it's a little bit more relaxed there, as here government pays for the university classes and you actually have to study to stay there. In the US your parents pay it, so you can take it more relaxed, have fun and drink beer. A dream for many Europeans, who usually actually have to study, learn and work hard. And don't get me wrong - there's lots of innovation in the US, but generally (and in the internet) it feels like US people just don't know much. But innovation can be made more easy if you drink alcohol and take drugs - the ideas just come to your head. That's why I think US is the number one country in the world regarding innovation.

    I actually wanted to travel there to see the country myself, but if the welcoming basket is like this, just forget about it.

    1. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the ignorance you display makes me thankful you will not be visiting. Please, stay where you are, I'm sure they will appreciate your contributions!

    2. Re:USA by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      Agree, you couldn't pay me to go there!

      Actually you could, but it would be a lot of $$$

    3. Re:USA by planimal · · Score: 1

      parent written by an ITT Tech dropout.

    4. Re:USA by said213 · · Score: 0

      figure out how to log in before you start pointing your limp finger at people around.

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    5. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's correct. Everyone gets a finger in an orifice (or two, if you're female) when you enter the country. What's worse is when you get here, we're all slovenly, obese, beer-soaked and lazy morons. Oh, and that's the well-educated and wealthy ones! Believe everything you hear... you're not missing anything and should stay home.

    6. Re:USA by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Wow, the ignorance you display makes me thankful you will not be visiting. Please, stay where you are, I'm sure they will appreciate your contributions!

      Good advice. I have avoided travel to the US since 9/11. That place scares me silly.

    7. Re:USA by srussia · · Score: 1

      Agree, you couldn't pay me to go there! Actually you could, but it would be a lot of a$$$

      'There' being Amy Alkon or the U.S.?

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    8. Re:USA by LanMan04 · · Score: 0

      Like for example here in Europe many students still want to spend an year in US university. I guess it's a little bit more relaxed there, as here government pays for the university classes and you actually have to study to stay there. In the US your parents pay it, so you can take it more relaxed, have fun and drink beer. A dream for many Europeans, who usually actually have to study, learn and work hard.

      Agree with the rest of your assessment, but the above-quoted statement is insulting and utter bullshit.

      In the US, you actually have to study to stay in school. They throw you out if you get bad grades, regardless of who's paying. I knew several people as a Freshman (1st year, whatever) at University of Wisconsin - Madison that got thrown out on their asses at the end of their first year of uni due to terrible grades. Universities DO NOT like having their average GPA brought down by morons, and most profs I knew did NOT do grade inflation. Curves, sure, but not "everyone gets a B!"

      I worked hard AND drank beer. And graduated with a 3.82 while skipping half my undergrad class sessions. So...yeah.

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    9. Re:USA by JordanL · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, our country is a hive of villainy. Steven Colbert is a fine example of one of our brightest minds, fighting off the chains of oppression and knowledge. We all eat nearly 1.5 kg of red meat a day and drive at least 75 km no matter where we're going. We urinate in our public places because we're not intelligent enough to use the toilets. Our nuclear missiles are secured with the key "1-1-1-1" because then we only have to remember one number. By law we must spend 20% of our income of shit we don't need and will never use. At least 30% of our food must come from inhumane sources. I'm frankly astonished that the benevolent European I hired to type this for me understands my speech, since I'm so illiterate and uneducated.

      You should probably never come. You might never get out.

    10. Re:USA by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      So it's drugs (and alcohol) that drives America's innovation.

      Right.

      Tell that to some of the sharper guys at Intel. Going to work on a fab line drunk is certainly going to drive innovation - as they learn how to clean up after you.

      And the designers sure would agree with ya.

      Do us the favor of staying home. We can only handle so much innovation.

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    11. Re:USA by scamper_22 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's posts like this that should show you that Europeans are just as enlightened or ignorant as Americans.

      Do you really think that is the average person's experience at the airport? Do you really think Americans are nuts?

      Seriously, you think the US is some crazy place?
      I was born in Africa, have a very Muslim name, live in Canada now, and have been to the US dozens of times. Sometimes for work. Sometimes for play.

      You know what US border/airport security is like? It's pretty routine... apart from the whole taking off my shoes thing. But the personnel are pretty normal. No different than I've experienced in the UK or Holland.

      During my last trip for work in Florida, I left my shaving cream and toothpaste in my carry-on bag by accident. Normally I throw it all out. It got flagged in the scanners. The guy called his supervisor. They had me step aside, emptied the bag... found out it was shaving cream, cracked a joke... threw out my shaving cream, and I was on my way. Pretty regular behavior.

      I'm sure some people have had bad experiences. But people have had bad experiences in the UK, Canada, France... too. The US just isn't that nutty.

    12. Re:USA by ZankerH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      threw out my shaving cream, and I was on my way

      See, that's just pure evil. If they really believed that was an explosive, would they let you board the plane after YOU TRIED TO SNEAK AN EXPLOSIVE ON BOARD? No, they'd ship your ass to Guantanamo bay or another "enhanced interrogation" facility in a place where your rights don't apply. Since they let you board the plane, they knew perfectly well you were harmless, and yet they decided to steal your stuff because they're evil, fascist thugs.

    13. Re:USA by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      That's correct. Everyone gets a finger in an orifice (or two, if you're female)

      Next on the TSA grope protocol for women, The Shocker ....

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    14. Re:USA by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      Don't tell anyone, but they changed the nuclear missile key to 1-2-3-4, because the soldiers kept forgetting that it was 1-1-1-1.

    15. Re:USA by evil_aaronm · · Score: 2

      Worse than that: they provide storage bins - aka "trash cans" - right at the checkpoint for the disposal of all of these "harmful agents". Sheer genius. "Is that a dirty bomb you have there? Throw it in this trash can, please..."

      If it's not dangerous, why take it from us? If they're taking it from us, why stockpile it right there, next to passengers they're trying to protect?

    16. Re:USA by anyGould · · Score: 2

      You're absolutely right that people have bad experiences everywhere. But when I fly in Canada, if someone decides to grope my daughter, I have a much higher degree of confidence that actions would taken. (Sadly, I'm not certain of that because we're moving to the "Hide the evidence and deny everything" model of policing up here).

      In the US, though, I have zero confidence that anything would happen, and severe concerns that if I did anything but smile and tell my daughter it's OK for the man to touch her in those places, that there would be further consequences for all of us, but none for them.

      So, I choose not to take that sort of risks with my family.

    17. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if the shocker don't rock 'er, use the spocker.

    18. Re:USA by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I have traveled to many seemingly "worse" places on earth (Russia, China, Cambodia and other south east asian countries, Africa) and NOWHERE I have experienced stuff like that....Stuff like this is why I don't even want to travel to US.

      Then please don't. I don't mean that the way it might sound; I'm hoping if enough people boycott travel to the U.S., enough companies (airlines, travel agencies, Disneyworld, etc.) will start to feel the pinch and will lobby Congress to back off on the security theatre. I've already written my Senators and Representative and was basically blown off. Fortunately, a local lawmaker with more clout than I had a run-in with TSA recently, and now Sen.'s Begich and Murkowski have started to take notice.

      In the US your parents pay it, so you can take it more relaxed, have fun and drink beer. A dream for many Europeans, who usually actually have to study, learn and work hard.

      Don't believe everything that you see on T.V. "Porky's" is not a documentary. I paid my own way through college, as has my step-daughter, and so will my daughter when she is old enough. There certainly are party schools here in the U.S., but there are plenty of others that actually require you to work.

      And don't get me wrong - there's lots of innovation in the US, but generally (and in the internet) it feels like US people just don't know much.

      Again, be very careful with stereotypes. They are wrong just about as often as they are right. It seems like the ignorant spout off louder and more frequently than the wise, but that may be a skewed sample. Perhaps, the ignorant get more airtime because it's fun to laugh at some of the absurd things they will say. Maybe it's just that the wise understand that arguing with a fool makes it difficult to tell who is who. Or, you could be right and there really aren't as many intelligent people in the U.S. But remember the /. mantra: "the plural of anecdote is not data." Don't jump to conclusions based upon a sample set gathered from random posts on the Internet.

      But innovation can be made more easy if you drink alcohol and take drugs - the ideas just come to your head.

      Holy crap...you really think that getting stoned is the key to innovation?!?! I've avoided drugs like the plague because I saw what they did to friends of mine in high school. I'll take Edison's advice ("Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration") over yours every single time.

      That's why I think US is the number one country in the world regarding innovation.

      Pot...kettle...black? Cough..."Amsterdam"...cough (at risk of invoking stereotypes myself).

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    19. Re:USA by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      In the US your parents pay it

      Are you f* kidding me? Where the hell did you get that from?

    20. Re:USA by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      How the hell are people modding this insightful? The whole second half is pure trolling and flamebait.

    21. Re:USA by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1

      Pretty regular behavior.

      The sad part is that you think this is "pretty regular behavior". Something about frogs being slowly boiled and not realizing it.

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    22. Re:USA by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I'll be surprised if you don't get some informative or insightful moderation, in addition to the funny. It's disturbing that that could be perceived as anything but an attempt at humor, but there ya go.

    23. Re:USA by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Wait, you think that having to throw out benign things like shaving cream is normal? Why should we listen to anything you have to say? You are obviously a shill for the shaving cream manufacturers.

    24. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's right: all our innovation comes as a result of using drugs and alcohol. All those great ideas coming out of Amsterdam should be proof enough.
      Probably why we won WWII for you too. We were just stoned.

    25. Re:USA by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      While it's not uncommon for someone to leave school with considerable school loans, or receive quite a bit of financial aid... it's isn't exactly uncommon for parents to pay for their child's college education either.

      That aside, the rest of his rant was a ridiculous exercise in successful trolling.

    26. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello.

      You appear to be using "quotation marks" in order to make a "point". This is not the intended use of the double quotation mark.

    27. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should, we aren't kind to retards and other also-rans.

    28. Re:USA by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And here I thought we voted the Spaceballs out in 2008.

      (Yes, I know, it was the Druidians...)

    29. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The men in charge are just letting us know what they own. And, most of us are all the happier for it, apparently.

    30. Re:USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, he's using "quotation marks" around the words "enhanced interrogation" to avoid having to type the words "so-called" in front of them. In other words, he's quoting someone else's choice of words; he would not use those words in all seriousness himself to refer to that facility in Cuba. Which is not only an "intended use of the double quotation mark", but a very valid one to boot. As opposed to your ignorant use of quotation marks around "quotation marks" and "point".

    31. Re:USA by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Because the TSA agents get the pick of anything that's gone in the bins after all the mugs^h^h^h Passengers have gone home?

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    32. Re:USA by thePuck77 · · Score: 1

      Me, too, and I live here. :(

      Anyone want to help a brother-geek (and his sister-geek wife) emigrate?

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    33. Re:USA by thePuck77 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that. I am always interested in hearing the perspective of people from outside my own little world.

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    34. Re:USA by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Me, too, and I live here. :(

      Anyone want to help a brother-geek (and his sister-geek wife) emigrate?

      LOL!
      I'm Canadian. I was thinking I'd like to move to Europe. We have a fanatic evangelical running the place now.

    35. Re:USA by thePuck77 · · Score: 1

      We've been looking into the EU, too. My wife has family in Denmark, so we would at least have some help, there. I've decided, after years of being able to make it as a freelance coder and selling a story here and there, that I am going to go back and do a bit more school to make me more attractive to employers. Then I am going to shoot for a job with a multi-national with branches in the EU. Stay where I am, do my best to wow them, wait out however long I need to, then apply for a transfer. Then bang...we get to move AND the whole citizenship issue is dealt with. I keep working and just wait out the various prerequisites and then apply for citizenship. This seems like the best way to make it happen.

      The other possibility, of course, is that thing get bad enough in the US to where I could reasonably ask for asylum from another developed country and do the refugee thing. In any case, I'm smart enough to know the opening act of "The Fall of Rome, Part 2: The American Years". I want out before it gets to the "burning libraries and killing scientists as witches" stage of collapse into the New Dark Ages.

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    36. Re:USA by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Like for example here in Europe many students still want to spend an year in US university. I guess it's a little bit more relaxed there

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Funny. I am a European who lived for ten years in the US, but moved back to Europe for family reasons (they are all here). In the US people actually work, study and try to succeed. Comparatively, the entirety of Europe is on welfare. The vast majority of Europeans would not be able to work or study in the US, the demands are simply too high (with perhaps one or two countries excepted). We hired a reasonable number of Europeans, all of which would be considered top-of-the-line in their respective countries (they are now). A significant portion of them bailed from "stress".

      Sorry to bust your bubble, but there are very few places in the world where people work harder than in the US. They have to.There is no government programs protecting them if they don't. In Europe, whole countries are on various government programs. Mostly paid for by the German government and people.

    37. Re:USA by toddles666 · · Score: 1

      That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

    38. Re:USA by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I have traveled to many seemingly "worse" places on earth (Russia, China, Cambodia and other south east asian countries, Africa) and NOWHERE I have experienced stuff like that. USA needs to stop playing the security theater.

      That's because in more security-competent nations they don't employ complete imbeciles as airport security to 'touch here, feel there and put them in the xray', they employ smart people, people trained to ask the right questions and correctly interpret the answers to determine whether a passenger is a risk.

    39. Re:USA by Cant+use+a+slash+wtf · · Score: 1

      Fingering your vagina and ass

      Am I still on slashdot?

    40. Re:USA by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on! This is slashdot. People here should know that the code is 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. ;-)

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    41. Re:USA by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. You said it much better then I could have. I also was very surprised this weekend when I flew out of BWI and Las Vegas (don't know three letter) and all the lines went through the backscatter machines. I was even more surprised when I looked at the screen to see what it showed, and all it was was a generic image of a person, with areas highlighted for further inspection. It didn't like my sunglasses I had neglected on my head, I showed them to the guy, and he waved me through. The image was nothing like the news articles that I have seen about this. Also, these were RF backscatter machines, they were not x-ray. I am assuming it was also non-ionizing radiation, but I would need a frequency scanner to figure that out.

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    42. Re:USA by Idzy · · Score: 1

      Wow, the ignorance you display makes me thankful I only have to see what you have to say on the internet and not deal with you in person. I am glad I don't have to fly to get to the US too, doesn't keep me away since I can drive there, but some of the policies I see are leading me to want to visit less and less.

  3. Rough Decisions by TheRecklessWanderer · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's hard tho, when you can't decide if you want to work for the TSA or for McDonalds. On the one hand you get to alienate people by doing whatever you want to them in the name of security and in the other you get to spit on their burgers. What to do? What to do?

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    1. Re:Rough Decisions by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Why not get fired from one, then go work for the other? Best of both worlds!

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    2. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, it's a good thing that the GOP kept those evil unions from corrupting the process.

    3. Re:Rough Decisions by E.I.A · · Score: 1

      You've just crammed the entire TSA dilemma into a rancid nutshell. Bravo! However, even at McDonalds one must have some measure customer courtesy and respect. Although mental acuity may be a forbidding factor, a mortician may be a better career for prospective TSA employees.

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    4. Re:Rough Decisions by psychokitten · · Score: 1

      Well, neither one of them pays shit - so the chances are if someone goes to work at one, they'll have to get a second job at the other just to pay their bills!

    5. Re:Rough Decisions by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Fast food managers (generally, if they are competent) stay on the look out for poor customer service in their employees. The TSA, and all government agencies, could give a fig for giving their customers good service. They don't have to, and there's no incentive to do it. The only gov. agency that even pays lip service to quality customer care is the IRS.

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    6. Re:Rough Decisions by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Um, I believe you have to pay the IRS. Not the other way around.

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    7. Re:Rough Decisions by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Although mental acuity may be a forbidding factor, a mortician may be a better career for prospective TSA employees.

      My dad was a mortician (his license plates read "EMBALM" - seriously). He took great pride in his job of helping survivors through a difficult time and in making the deceased look peaceful and natural. He was a true craftsman when it came to sculpting prosthetic parts such as when a gunshot wound ruined a jaw, or cancer ate a nose. In his day, he was called in to send statesmen and business leaders to their rest.

      Hmmm. That ended up a lot more serious than I intended, and he would've teased me for getting so somber about it. The guy with the "EMBALM" plates liked to laugh a lot. Still, morticians tend to be extremely professional and respectful.

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    8. Re:Rough Decisions by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when you get down to it, the IRS is actually your best friend. Tax law is incomprehensible and they are nice enough to work very hard to simplify the process as much as possible. IRS doesn't make the taxes, they just try to help with collecting them. As much as people like to make jokes about IRS audits and such, the IRS is one of the better government agencies. I do have to say that the military is pretty PR savvy though too, but they have to be for recruiting purposes.

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    9. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Just wow.

      Don't ever skip taking your meds again.

    10. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your a tax dodging Republitarian.

    11. Re:Rough Decisions by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Why not get fired from one, then go work for the other? Best of both worlds!

      Who needs to be fired? Spit in burgers for your day job and moonlight as a TSA agent for all the passenger-probing action you can dish out.

      Just be careful not to get the jobs mixed up and start probing the burgers and spitting on the passengers. At least not before somebody dreams up a movie-plot threat that can be prevented by spitting on people...

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    12. Re:Rough Decisions by E.I.A · · Score: 1

      "My dad was a mortician"

      Gee, no offense intended. I guess I should have stated that in addition to mental acuity, a good grasp of aesthetics is necessary before leaving the TSA to become a mortician. Maybe McDonalds is the best idea after all. Sincerely,

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    13. Re:Rough Decisions by Plebis · · Score: 1

      I'll say this for the IRS: they have some of the best customer service I've ever gotten.

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    14. Re:Rough Decisions by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Most of the TSA agents I have encountered have been absurdly polite -- my guess is that the TSA has been sending weekly reminders to its employees that they need to maintain a good image, to prevent an even worse public sentiment about the TSA from developing.

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    15. Re:Rough Decisions by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      LOL. Anonymous rebuttal to a factual comment, and the best you can fart out of your face is "wow, just wow" and then some stupid comment about taking meds?

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    16. Re:Rough Decisions by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      No offense taken, and I know what you meant. I started that reply with the intent of making it funny but then got derailed halfway through.

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    17. Re:Rough Decisions by mr1911 · · Score: 0

      Yes, because democrats/liberals always go out of their way to pay more than their fair share of taxes.

      I forget, how many of Obama's cabinet picks had to pay up on their back taxes before they took their posts?

      You stupid shit-slinging liberal troll.

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    18. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the TSA was for people who wanted to work for McDonalds but failed the interview.

    19. Re:Rough Decisions by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      No no no, he's right, at least in my opinion. The only people who will help you for free with your return is the IRS themselves. Yeah, they take it, but they do their utmost to help you give it to them too.

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    20. Re:Rough Decisions by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Took the words right out of my mouth. I was about to whip out my list of democratic criminals but, why go through the trouble. Illegal shenanigans on both sides are easy to find. So are the toady weasels that support them, unfortunately.

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    21. Re:Rough Decisions by Surt · · Score: 1

      There's this Contagion movie coming out where spitting on each other would probably eliminate the threat that humanity might survive to produce more TSA agents.

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    22. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a personal anecdote but I disagree that McDonald's cares about providing good customer service.

      I once got a coupon for "Buy any Big Mac, get another free". When I asked for a Double Big Mac, I was told the coupon only applied to regular Big Macs.
      I asked why the coupon said 'any' and if they sold other Big Macs besides the regular for which the coupon worked. Of course they insisted the coupon was only for regular BMs. I got upset, not that I care about a burger but as a matter of principle. So I told the cashier I wasn't going to eat here, and she just shrugged while giving me a look of despise in a "Do you think I care?" manner. At this point I could have called the manager, especially as a regular customer, and complain the cashier was rude and had an attitude, but I decided not to push things further because I was not really interested in getting the cashier in trouble.

      I called McDonald's Customer Relations to complain about their coupon instead. To me, their coupons were poorly worded (they claimed "Any BM" meant "Any regular BM from the shelf" while it could also be understood as "Any kind of BM - regular, double or other". The way I saw it, their coupons lured customers in their restaurants with the promise of a large burger, and once inside customers would be told "actually you can only have a smaller burger with that coupon". It's a lure to get people in their restaurants with the hope that once inside, they won't mind settling for something smaller of lesser value. To me, that's disrespectful and again it's a matter of principle - if an auto dealer advertised "buy any car, get a second, similar one free" and then told customers who stepped through his doors "actually you can't get a Ferrari with this, it only works for Smarts" everybody would agree there's a problem.
      I was not expecting compensation or to receive a double BM or anything, I just wanted to hear "sorry that our coupon was poorly worded" and perhaps even "we'll consider your complaint and will think of rephrasing our coupons next time".
      Instead I got "sorry you were disappointed", "the coupons are very well worded" and "our legal department thinks the coupons are fine" (not once did I speak of legal matters - way to assume your customers are just greedy people with no pride). I told them as a customer I don't care what their legal department thinks, and that there were other places I'd eat, end of story.

      Haven't eaten in a McDonald's ever since. I got the same coupons from time to time again, and they still have the same confusing wording - shows how much McDonald's care about customers. Burger King on the other hand write on their coupons when a burger is not included in the offer - they do their best to prevent confusion. It proves respecting customers is possible.

      Anyway, this is not supposed to be a rant about McDonald's. While the anecdote is real, there's a lesson behind it: when even a junk food dealer like McDonald's, which is often the subject of controversies (especially regarding the calories in their food) can afford to trick customers and ignore their disappointment, it means something is really wrong. I think it shows that as a society, we've lost our self-esteem and we're used to letting people take advantage of us. Some people I've talked to about this have agreed with me and told me that it is indeed a matter of principle. But most people said "Dude, it's just a burger".
      If you can't even get McDonald's to respect you, don't expect the TSA (and by extension, the government) to respect you either.

      Personally I choose to stand strongly behind my principles. Everyone has principles, but not everyone defends them. I think principles are what keeps things standing and ordered, so I'll gladly go the extra length to defend them. Whether it's about a burger or my right not to be violated, I stand on my feet and I don't bend.

    23. Re:Rough Decisions by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's just a burger. ;)

      (I agree, the coupon could have been worded in a less-ambiguous manner, or at least a "*Does not apply to Super Big Mac" in fine print.)

    24. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never eat at McDonalds again. Thank you.

    25. Re:Rough Decisions by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Just the idea that before I board a flight that some total stranger is going to run his hands over my private area; rub my fat, hairy, perpetually sweating, bottom, and caress my reproductive area "yearning to be freeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" God that was good, and I didn't have to pay it. All tea party references aside, is this a great country? Or what?

    26. Re:Rough Decisions by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I don't know but if you want a pissing contest on the number of dems who didnt pay and repubs who didnt pay, then I'm sure it will be an interesting match.

      Frankly both of you are trolls.

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    27. Re:Rough Decisions by Paradoks · · Score: 1

      My dad is/was a preacher, and one of the things I learned growing up is that funeral home directors tend to have a great sense of humor.

      Think about it -- in order to do the job well, the director has to accept death as a part of life, help other people through a trying time, and stay sane despite that.

      So, of _course_ the good morticians laugh a lot.

      TSA agents, on the other hand, have to serve a giant bureaucracy, do highly questionable things to people who are almost certainly innocent, and justify a job where they almost certainly will never actually save or change lives in a good way.

      How can they possibly avoid being insane, power-hungry sociopaths?

    28. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a gunshot wound ruined a jaw

      called in to send statesmen and business leaders to their rest.

      Hmmmmm, now you're giving me all sorts of ideas.....

    29. Re:Rough Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are the toady weasels that support them, unfortunately.

      you mean voters?

    30. Re:Rough Decisions by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Where's "-1: Creepy as hell"?

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    31. Re:Rough Decisions by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Most of the TSA agents I have met have been unimpressive in their manners. The few I remember are a) one who addmitted having an MBA, but left business to wave a wand over travelers, and b) A female agent who flirted with some of the passengers, asking the guy in front of me to show off his abs. She seemed insulted when some of the travelers didn't want to play along, were tired, and just wanted to get on their way.

      c) & d) were two agents, having a conversation while rifling through peoples checked luggage, in full view (and hearing) of everyone. First they talked about different attitudes toward rifling luggage - one tried to do it neatly, but the other just shoved stuff around (only rarely did that mean extra work as the suitcase wouldn't close unless everything was refolded). then agent C brought up that some people put their clothes into separate bags within the suitcase, and she doesn't bother to put things back into the back she found them in. D responded that "some people put dirty clothes in a separate bag to keep them separate." C announced "well when I travel, I wash everything when I get home anyway. That's what people should do." D agreed, and they went back to rearranging people's luggage.

    32. Re:Rough Decisions by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Isn't that a TSA job requirement? I am sure I saw that in a TSA job ad somewhere. "Must be an disgruntled ex-Micky-D employee".

  4. Cyber stalked too by tokul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If they knew what woman wrote in her blog, she was not only raped. She was stalked too.

    1. Re:Cyber stalked too by planimal · · Score: 0

      your use of the word rape has raped my eyes

    2. Re:Cyber stalked too by Artraze · · Score: 2

      Perhaps, then you ought not look up the legal definition then, huh?
      "The term 'rape' means a) the ... sexual assault with an object, or sexual fondling of a person, forcibly or against that person's will;"
      http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/42/147/15609
      That seems to be regarding prisons, but was a quick federal search result. You may have to refer to your state for "common" circumstances but I suspect you'll find the same. Basically, any non consensual penetration of anything with anything. I believe this was largely spearheaded as the much older definition was sexist (i.e. man->woman only) and didn't cover as many cases as they wanted. So in most jurisdictions this would legally be considered rape.

    3. Re:Cyber stalked too by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Complaining about the way someone used a word? Then you promptly forget that there is a shift key, and punctuation keys on your keyboard! I always figured grammar nazis and punctuation nazis were the same animal.

      I was wrong I guess.
      Most people (myself included) here aren't perfect with punctuation, but they at least try.

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    4. Re:Cyber stalked too by planimal · · Score: 1

      i think you missed the point. RTFA

    5. Re:Cyber stalked too by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      No, he used the point, various times. You, on the other hand, missed the shift key again.

            dZ.

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    6. Re:Cyber stalked too by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      More importantly on the computer geek side, focus on the TSA agents lawyers letter, oh my, that website is just so bad in terms of suitability for purpose. It screams narcissist ambulance chaser http://www.restmycase.com/ but, hey just in case, that is only my opinion ;D.

      Reminds me of all those lame layers who will traipse their clients through the courts for years knowing full well they are going to lose but, that is also only just a opinion ;D.

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    7. Re:Cyber stalked too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The writing style gives away that he is just a tool, and probably a toady given the lack of respect for the rules of society. There's no point in trying to convince him of anything unless you are just trying to limit the chances that he will infect others.

    8. Re:Cyber stalked too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your use of the word rape has raped my eyes

      Luckily I'm wearing glasses. But now that you mention it, my glasses look a little raped too.

    9. Re:Cyber stalked too by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Heck, grabbing a boob fits with that definition. Not something I would commonly term rape.

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  5. Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf.""
    Really? No wonder CmdTaco left.

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    1. Re:Gee no bias here. by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 1

      The point is that TSA workers don't have "good names". They're unknowns, no one knows them by name. In other words, checkpoint smurfs.

    2. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "guilty-until-proven-not-working-for-the-government" headline bias also sort of tweaked the parts of me that cause me to stop caring about the article. CmdrTaco, glad you disassociated yourself with this tripe.

    3. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when has Slashdot ever been unbiased?

    4. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "guilty-until-proven-not-working-for-the-government" headline bias also sort of tweaked the parts of me that cause me to stop caring about the article.

      I hope for your sake that you're not actually that easily manipulated.

    5. Re:Gee no bias here. by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      "supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf."".

      Really? You read that far? I suspected bias when I read "TSA groper". :P

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    6. Re:Gee no bias here. by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Thirded.

    7. Re:Gee no bias here. by PNutts · · Score: 4, Funny

      The point is that TSA workers don't have "good names". They're unknowns, no one knows them by name. In other words, checkpoint smurfs.

      That must be a bitch for the payroll department.

    8. Re:Gee no bias here. by Old97 · · Score: 1

      But I see that you are.

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    9. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      /. is part-blog and part-news aggregator. Neither requires /. to be bias-free.

    10. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fairness, one could stop reading after the first word of the headline, "TSA" to know what the article & comments will contain.

      Red meat for the masses means more clicks, more pageviews, more ad impressions!

      I went to Ms. Alkon's wikipedia page to find out more about her; I'm forced to roll my eyes and conclude "she's got a chip on her shoulder from moment one of any interaction."

      From wikipedia:

      In her daily life, and in her blog, Alkon has a number of campaigns. In her article, "Hello, Psycho" (entitled after the opening salutation of one of her respondents), she describes her anti-SUV campaign, which consists of placing small cards on the windshields of SUVs. The cards (which are her own composition) refer to the driver as a "Road-Hogging, Gas-Guzzling, Air-Fouling Vulgarian" and pointedly suggest that the driver is compensating for "an extremely small penis" by driving "such a monstrosity."

      I do not doubt that this particular TSA agent may have overstepped boundaries in this particular case. But I'm also pretty sure, reading about this self-professed behavior on Ms. Alkon's part, that she's also a drama queen just looking for some new controversy to embroil herself in, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if she was also deliberately provocative and confrontational, making the situation more tense than it needed to be, and blowing events out of proportion with histrionics.

      I know the white knights here who already despise the TSA will crucify me for saying it, but millions of people fly every fucking day. Yet this shit mostly seems to happen to self-important bloggers who have a history of engaging in nasty, vicious, spiteful little "campaigns," who are so broken up by the experience that they rush home and pound out 2000 words on their blog to generate some pageviews, extra bonus when they just happen to have a videocamera handy to record all the harrassment and abuse they're subjected to.

    11. Re:Gee no bias here. by dmomo · · Score: 1

      Then, I guess there was nothing to sully in the first place. Move along.

    12. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if the description is accurate is it really biased to use it?

    13. Re:Gee no bias here. by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I do not doubt that this particular TSA agent may have overstepped boundaries in this particular case. But I'm also pretty sure, reading about this self-professed behavior on Ms. Alkon's part, that she's also a drama queen just looking for some new controversy to embroil herself in, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if she was also deliberately provocative and confrontational, making the situation more tense than it needed to be, and blowing events out of proportion with histrionics.

      If beginning to sob is "deliberately provocative and confrontational", then perhaps so (and yes, she apparently started sobbing on purpose). But that still doesn't come remotely close to justifying the TSA agent doing a little extra-invasive fingering of her vagina during the search.

      And sobbing is a passive protest, not a provocative or confrontational one.

    14. Re:Gee no bias here. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Fair and Balanced coverage.

    15. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if the description is accurate is it really biased to use it?

      There's that word, "if". I'm sure you meant us to slur over it and take the incident as entirely true, but frankly, it's currently the word of a historically loudmouthed drama queen blogger* versus that of an already-crucified TSA drone. And, despite what the internet wants you to believe, being a blogger doesn't magically make your words mean more solely due to blogospherical indie cred, and being a TSA drone doesn't magically make your words mean less due to rage rage rage hate hate hate bile hate rage.

      *: Yes, redundant, I know. Check the AC post above yours for word on Ms. Alkon's other activities.

    16. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I looked into this (or a very similar case) a few months back when a close relative hysterically related to me the "numerous" "sexual assaults" perpetrated at TSA checkpoints. Tellingly, CNN ran the story but omitted the ridiculous rape claims, and the only place they seemed to be published were the woman's own blog. It's very hard to be sympathetic to ridiculous TSA policies (very), but in my opinion, this woman has no credibility at all. Worse, this is probably convincing people to quietly accept the backscatter scans instead of requesting the pat-downs until the TSA comes to its senses and gets rid of the damn things (well, I can dream).

      Anyone taking this seriously should ask themselves whether it really rings true, or if it's just playing into their existing biases. I'm not saying I know the answer one way or another, just that it should be considered before drawing kneejerk conclusions like "patdown=sexual assault."

    17. Re:Gee no bias here. by ajs · · Score: 1

      "supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf."".

      Really? You read that far? I suspected bias when I read "TSA groper". :P

      It's not something Slashdot invented. Google gives 2,450,000 hits on the terms "TSA smurf".

      But let me say one thing that I'm sure some people will be unhappy with: bias doesn't matter in reporting.

      I don't watch Fox News because their reporting sucks, not because they're biased. I don't watch most left-leaning shows for the same reason. Back in the day, before he decided that shock was better publicity than reporting, I watched Rush Limbaugh's TV show (yeah, I'm that old) because he occasionally did some excellent investigative journalism. It would have to be fact-checked, and you had to ignore the invective, but at its core were stories I wasn't seeing elsewhere, and which, on further investigation, proved to be valid and useful (sometimes leading me to conclusions that Rush would not have been pleased with).

      So, bias doesn't matter. Is this story informative? Is it sensationalized beyond the point of having any value? Yes and close, but not quite is my take. The fact of the matter is that there's no evidence either way. The woman in question could have gone to an ER and requested a rape kit. There would be some evidence of the invasion. If she didn't, then she might well be lying, but that's not for us to decide. The important issue isn't the woman vs. the man, it's the fact that the TSA is in a position that elicits such concerns (and the rest is for a court to decide).

    18. Re:Gee no bias here. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Groping is the correct unbiased term for that behavior. Anyone who calls it anything less than groping has an agenda to push.

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    19. Re:Gee no bias here. by metalgamer84 · · Score: 2
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Alkon

      She always carries four days' supply of salami with her, in case someone serves her some pasta, which she does not eat.

      *sigh* Drama is the first thing that came to mind, yes.

    20. Re:Gee no bias here. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      The "guilty-until-proven-not-working-for-the-government" headline bias also sort of tweaked the parts of me that cause me to stop caring about the article. CmdrTaco, glad you disassociated yourself with this tripe.

      Well, let's see. The lawsuit is fact - the TSA agent is suing the lady. And I find it notable that the suit doesn't say that the facts are incorrect, but that's it's just standard procedure. Put another way, they're not disputing that the TSA agent groped; they're claiming that it shouldn't be called rape because the proper procedure was followed.

      I expect the TSA brass to get involved to settle in short order, since the defense seems to be leaning to "the TSA taught me to finger women, so it must be OK". Not exactly a great message to be on the 6-oclock news.

    21. Re:Gee no bias here. by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      "No bias" would mean that we wouldn't report on this incident, since doing so involves criticizing one party and defending the other.

      I find it curious that people with really, really small minds think it is "biased" to criticize someone. And that we should avoid criticizing people who fuck things up constantly at all costs, because then they would have a sad.

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    22. Re:Gee no bias here. by anyGould · · Score: 2

      But I'm also pretty sure, reading about this self-professed behavior on Ms. Alkon's part, that she's also a drama queen just looking for some new controversy to embroil herself in, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if she was also deliberately provocative and confrontational, making the situation more tense than it needed to be, and blowing events out of proportion with histrionics.

      Entirely possible, although I'd wonder under what circumstances those allegations become a proportional response to anything.

      Also worth noting that the TSA agent is supposed to be a trained professional. (Meaning I wonder why they're allowing themselves to *be* provoked).

      I know the white knights here who already despise the TSA will crucify me for saying it, but millions of people fly every fucking day. Yet this shit mostly seems to happen to self-important bloggers who have a history of engaging in nasty, vicious, spiteful little "campaigns," who are so broken up by the experience that they rush home and pound out 2000 words on their blog to generate some pageviews, extra bonus when they just happen to have a videocamera handy to record all the harrassment and abuse they're subjected to.

      Alternate theory - we don't hear about the folks who don't have blogs or cameras handy, because they don't have a voice or evidence.

      We're always willing to inflate other sexual assault statistics to account for "unreported crimes" - why not here?

      Aside: If you're looking for a report from someone who literally has no need for attention, check out Penn Jillette's account. Amazing how things can be resolved when you have the time and money to stand your ground.

    23. Re:Gee no bias here. by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      "Bias" is a term used by right-wingers when their poor widdle feelings might get hurt by factual criticism.

      I don't ever remember Rush Limbaugh doing anything resembling "reporting," btw. Certainly not on any topic that would be considered relevant to a normal person's interests. He was, from the outset, bound and determined to advance a narrative and if he accidentally produced factual information in the process, well who the hell cared?

      This is the same movement that derided people who lived in the "reality-based" world because they were creating their own reality.

      Bias is a cry of wolf from a kid who has done nothing but scream about wolves for his entire life. It's high time we put that fucking useless word on ignore.

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    24. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and I'm sure she wasn't confrontational, passive-aggressive, or in any way difficult when opting out of the full body scan. Just like G20 protesters are completely peaceful and respectful while making their points, blocking traffic, and destroying storefronts. Just like all those "protesters" in Britain who burned, looted, and vandalized their way through local shops owned by members of their community as some sort of bizarre protest against capitalism and materialism.

      Her description and recollection of the events cannot be assumed to be the actual way things went down - victims of crime and bystanders often have a shocking lack of detailed recall after the fact, and in fact have been demonstrated on many occasions to entirely make shit up in order to form a cohesive narrative in their heads. You don't know what she said when opting out, you don't know how she behaved in opting out, and you don't know how invasive the touch was - it's entirely possible that it was incidental contact that is being exaggerated. The victim claims she was forcibly penetrated multiple times. The TSA agent claims that she followed TSA protocol to the letter. Who do we believe? Well, that's why we have courts & legal proceedings - both sides present their evidence, and a determination of wrongdoing is made.

      Nobody should suffer sexual assault at the hands of anyone else. Just as nobody should suffer defamation at the hands of anyone else. In this case, the veracity of the allegations that Ms. Magee "raped" Ms. Alkon may be determined - so why not let a court decide whether or not the incident involved rape, and give Ms. Magee the presumption of innocence until that verdict is rendered?

      Oh right, this is Slashdot, and Ms. Magee works for the TSA, of course she's guilty.

    25. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Alkon

      She always carries four days' supply of salami with her, in case someone serves her some pasta, which she does not eat.

      *sigh* Drama is the first thing that came to mind, yes.

      She carries a four-day supply of salami with her in case someone serves her pasta.

      She carries salami with her in case someone serves her pasta.

      Huh, "completely batshit crazy and out of her fucking skull" came to my mind far before "drama".

    26. Re:Gee no bias here. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      There's "unbiased" and then there's "pointlessly walking on eggshells when talking about scumbags who abuse their position and then try to sue their victims."

    27. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue isn't posting the incident (which can be posted without *gasp* taking a side). The issue is the vitriol-laden summary. I'm sorry you has a mad. :( Someone hit a soft spot in your big, stwong mind? Us small-minded people seem to have an easier time of limiting our stupid. Must be aerodynamics or something.

    28. Re:Gee no bias here. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Nice ad hominem attack, there. Rather than provide any evidence or rational argument to disprove what Ms. Alkon claims to have experienced at the airport, you instead look for dirt to discredit her reaction to what many others agree is an overly intrusive, humiliating and unwarranted experience at the airport. Quite frankly, this "drama queen" acted in an incredibly restrained manner, IMHO. Had it been my wife or daughter at the airport, they would have needed to call a Hearse for the TSO...and a cop car to cart me off in (which is why I don't fly any more).

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    29. Re:Gee no bias here. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sounds fairly descriptive to me.

    30. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf.""
      Really? No wonder CmdTaco left.

      Uh Huh..

    31. Re:Gee no bias here. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Find one person in the world without bias, and in return, I'll show you a liar.

      Bias (a sympathy towards one side or the other in a disagreement) is fine. Prejudice (having made up one's mind so that no amount of evidence will sway you) is not.

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    32. Re:Gee no bias here. by UDChris · · Score: 1

      "supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf.""
      Really? No wonder CmdTaco left.

      Concur.

      Yo, CmdrTaco, can you hold the door while I follow you out?

      Seriously, if this is the best editorial quality we can expect in the "new era" I'm outta here.

      And nothing of value was lost, by either party.

      >unbookmarks /.

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    33. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let it never be said that Slashdot lacks plenty of "Internet tough-guys"

      You wouldn't do anything but write a post about it, pussy.

    34. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA agent doing a little extra-invasive fingering of her vagina during the search.

      That sounds hot!

    35. Re:Gee no bias here. by Surt · · Score: 1

      I don't see that that is true. Why can't you report the claims of each side without advocating that you believe one position or the other, or do I misunderstand what you are claiming here?

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    36. Re:Gee no bias here. by memnock · · Score: 1

      "... but millions of people fly every fucking day."

      Just because most of those people don't complain doesn't mean that nothing has happened. They might be scared to complain. Or they may feel that complaining will get them nowhere at the least.

    37. Re:Gee no bias here. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      If beginning to sob is "deliberately provocative and confrontational", then perhaps so (and yes, she apparently started sobbing on purpose). But that still doesn't come remotely close to justifying the TSA agent doing a little extra-invasive fingering of her vagina during the search.

      And sobbing is a passive protest, not a provocative or confrontational one.

      Assuming she actually did such a thing. I've seen lots of TSA searches. I get groped all of the time due to all the hardware I've got implanted in me. It's annoying, but no one has gone even remotely overboard. Not saying it could happen, just not sure it did.

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    38. Re:Gee no bias here. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Alkon

      She always carries four days' supply of salami with her, in case someone serves her some pasta, which she does not eat.

      My. Oh my. Can I invoke Rule 34 on this one?

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    39. Re:Gee no bias here. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      that she's also a drama queen just looking for some new controversy to embroil herself in, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if she was also deliberately provocative and confrontational, making the situation more tense than it needed to be

      I'm sorry, that's BS. Security agents are supposed to be trained professionals. It should not be even possible to provoke them. If they can be provoked by same lame passive-aggressive behavior, then they are in the wrong profession, and need to be fired. Why do we have security professionals who are easily provoked? What's going to happen when the real terrorists figure out how to use this against us?

      Any time you see a problem with the TSA, ask yourself this: how would Israeli airport security personnel have reacted? You think you could "provoke" one of those guys with some allegedly provocative behavior? The TSA is a joke, and needs to be disbanded. If the most powerful country in the world can't put together a decent airport security organization, then maybe we just need to give up on flying, because this is just pathetic.

    40. Re:Gee no bias here. by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      I know the white knights here who already despise the TSA will crucify me for saying it, but millions of people fly every fucking day. Yet this shit mostly seems to happen to self-important bloggers

      Alternative possibility: thousands of people are being sexually assaulted every day, and most of them react in the way we already know most victims of sexual assault react -- by convincing themselves it was their own fault, or that it didn't really happen, or that they consented -- because they know that nobody will believe them if they speak out. And people like you would just accuse them of being self-important drama queens. And the last thing they need is people like you adding literal insult to the literal injury of the sexual assault someone just perpetrated on them.

      Which of us is right? I don't know. Maybe these incidents are isolated. Maybe the victims are partly to blame. But what I do know is that there are altogether too many nasty stories about the TSA for me to be certain that there is no truth to any of them, and if TSA agents have left even one person feeling that they have been sexually violated, that is one person too many.

    41. Re:Gee no bias here. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      BS. Left-wingers cry "bias" all the time with Fox News, and right-wingers cry "bias" all the time with most other mainstream media.

      Plus, you'd have to be a fool to say that something like dailykos.com or huffingtonpost.com isn't biased. Same goes for WND.com and other such sites.

      Everyone has a bias. Every news source has some bias, not in only how they report stories, but in which stories they report (and more importantly, which ones they don't).

    42. Re:Gee no bias here. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing 197 results for "TSA smurf" (the quotation marks are important, that way you're searching for the exact phrase "TSA smurf" rather than "TSA" and/or "Smurf")

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    43. Re:Gee no bias here. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      "Bias" is like "natural medicine." It's a real thing, but the words are most often used for spreading bullshit, so when you say it my bullshit detector goes on alert.

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    44. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see that because you want to see it, not because you have any evidence that it is true.

    45. Re:Gee no bias here. by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      Her description and recollection of the events cannot be assumed to be the actual way things went down - victims of crime and bystanders often have a shocking lack of detailed recall after the fact, and in fact have been demonstrated on many occasions to entirely make shit up in order to form a cohesive narrative in their heads. You don't know what she said when opting out, you don't know how she behaved in opting out, and you don't know how invasive the touch was - it's entirely possible that it was incidental contact that is being exaggerated. The victim claims she was forcibly penetrated multiple times. The TSA agent claims that she followed TSA protocol to the letter. Who do we believe? Well, that's why we have courts & legal proceedings - both sides present their evidence, and a determination of wrongdoing is made.

      As someone who has actually been trained to perform pat-downs in the military, I know exactly what happened.

      Everything was going normally until it came time to check the crotch area, which is where a lot of people, especially women, hide shit. Standard procedure is to just do a little karate chop against the crotch to make sure there's nothing there that shouldn't be there. From the sound of it, the cunt was wearing spandex or something else that doesn't provide a lot of resistance, so she used a harmless touch as an excuse to make a scene and scream bloody murder.

      It's clear that this broad is just an attention whore and an antagonistic hippy. You shouldn't believe a word she says.

    46. Re:Gee no bias here. by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Just because most of those people don't complain doesn't mean that nothing has happened. They might be scared to complain. Or they may feel that complaining will get them nowhere at the least.

      Not to mention worried that they may miss their flight. Getting a flight changed is a ridiculously expensive endeavor that a lot of people can't just absorb at the drop of a hat, and bucking the system in any way is a really easy way to end up screwing yourself. I've heard of people sitting for 20-30 minutes waiting for an "available supervisor" to get to them, and of course the second anyone complains feet start getting dragged all through the process. Causing a stink could cost you hundreds of dollars, so most people shut up and take it, even though they really shouldn't have to.

      They want people opting for the scanners in the interests of time. They push you through those lines for a reason, to keep you feeling rushed. Remember, the same people that wrote and pushed the regulations into effect requiring the new scanners have since left the TSA and gone into business making the fucking things at a cost of $250,000+ per machine, paid by John Q. Taxpayer. There's so much corruption and back alley dealing going on related to this it's ridiculous. And the people running the scanners are not the most savory of individuals anyway. I proctored TSA testing for a while, and it looked more like a McDonalds job fair than testing for security personnel charged with making sure terrorists don't get weapons onto airplanes. It's all just security theater bullshit and we're being ripped off.

    47. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are lying. You do not and cannot "know exactly what happened", as you were not there. Furthermore, even the "little karate chop" was not and could not have been justified, because there was no reason to search the woman, and it is therefore indisputably a case of assault and a violation of her Constitutional rights. So not only are you a liar, you're also an idiot for not even managing to come up with a lie that would serve your viewpoints. And you know it.

      If you ever had been in the military (and you haven't, and everyone can tell), you would be a disgrace to the uniform. Good thing you've never worn it. It would probably burn your skin, since you so violently hate the very concept of freedom that soldiers take an oath to defend. And don't bother denying that; you won't even fool yourself.

    48. Re:Gee no bias here. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't see that that is true. Why can't you report the claims of each side without advocating that you believe one position or the other, or do I misunderstand what you are claiming here?

      Just reporting one party's claims is a form of bias. Not reporting stories is also a form of bias.

      For instance, notice how none of the mainstream media ever reports any news stories about the findings of Sasquatch researchers. This shows that they're biased against them, and don't believe their "findings" to have any weight. Of course, most of us sane people have no problem with that, because we don't want to waste our time listening to stories about insane people who really think there's a bigfoot in Georgia or wherever. However, to the believers, this shows bias against them, and they're right. Most people don't care, however, because we ARE biased against this small subset of the population, and our news sources agree with our bias, so we don't complain.

      Now that's an extreme case, and no MSM outlet is going to catch much flak about ignoring the insane ramblings of "Sasquatch researchers", Moon-landing deniers, and other such kooks, but there's a lot of other things that they might not report on which really have more validity. Suppose some local factory is pouring pollutants into the local river, and the local news refuses to cover this story even though it's blatant, and killing local inhabitants (which would make it quite relevant), and instead they report on the latest doings of the Kardashians. Obviously, this is bias too: bias in favor of the factory and its owners, who want this covered up so they can continue their evil deeds with impunity.

      So yes, reporting the claims of each side is an attempt to reduce obvious bias, but just reporting the story in the first case shows bias too. What would you think of a news station that reports on all the latest "findings" by Moon-landing deniers, and then asks for counterclaims from NASA officials? Or what if a news station reported the claims from some homeless guy that claims the government is monitoring his thoughts with alien probe technology, and then asks government officials to comment on these "allegations"? Just reporting these stories shows some kind of bias, that the reporter actually believes there might be something to these claims.

    49. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not a quote, but I suppose its close enough to be correct. She carries salami because she avoids carbs, which pasta is full of. This is something her readers are familiar with, so that would probably explain why it wasn't worded more to your liking.

      Perhaps little idiosyncrasies in others lives = drama, but everyone has their quirks. To paint her as dramatic you might want to find a few things that back up your statement, because one doesn't cut it. You come off as the dramatic one with the *sigh* .

    50. Re:Gee no bias here. by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      I know exactly how these searches work, and it went according to procedure as you can tell if you'd read TFA and took off the anti-TSA victim goggles.

      But go ahead. Keep making shit up and trying to discredit me and my service with an argument that boils down to little more than "nuh-uh!" It won't change reality.

    51. Re:Gee no bias here. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I don't ever remember Rush Limbaugh doing anything resembling "reporting," btw.

      Anyone who honestly listens to Rush for any significant length of time knows that he, himself, is the last person to call himself a "reporter". That you would consider that he doesn't do "reporting" as any kind of slam against him shows you don't know what he says.

      Bias is a cry of wolf from a kid who has done nothing but scream about wolves for his entire life.

      Then you'll never say that Fox News has a bias, right?

    52. Re:Gee no bias here. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Hey, if calling me names makes you feel better for your own inadequacies, whatever.

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    53. Re:Gee no bias here. by Larryish · · Score: 1

      On Fridays the payroll clerks just say "smurf it" and make all the checks out to "CASH".

    54. Re:Gee no bias here. by RockMFR · · Score: 1

      She always carries four days' supply of salami with her, in case someone serves her some pasta, which she does not eat.

      I think I'm in love.

    55. Re:Gee no bias here. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      "No bias" would mean that we wouldn't report on this incident,

      Or perhaps, report on the incident without convicting one side with your headline "TSA groper" and describing her with derogatory terms like "smurf".

    56. Re:Gee no bias here. by Odinlake · · Score: 1

      Reading the letters only, I can't reach any conclusion as to what really happened. It seems to be word against word. I'm always happy I don't have to judge these cases, but as usual there is no lack of verdicts at Slashdot.

    57. Re:Gee no bias here. by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 1

      If you "provoked" an Israeli security officer, you wouldn't get a finger up the vagina, you'd have an assault rifle in your ear.

      I don't have a vagina, but I think I'd prefer the former.

      TSA goons are average (perhaps below average) people, unfortunately. There are tens of thousands of them and we don't pay enough to have them all be navy seals.

    58. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it wasn't mentioned that this is actually a TSA groper, we would think it was just a normal rape, and expect the perpetrator to go to prison. Mentioning that she is a TSA groper, changes this in that we know the TSA are somehow able to get away with groping people.

      Also, "TSA groper" is correct, in that groping people is their job. Sure, there are others, like managers and baggage handlers, but this is specifically about one of the people whose job IS TO GROPE PEOPLE.

    59. Re:Gee no bias here. by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > They might be scared to complain. Or they may feel that complaining will get them nowhere at the least.

      Or maybe they need to fly and don't want to miss their plane. If you're going to raise a stink in the security line, you can plan on not flying that day.

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    60. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really should read the GP's post better. Indeed, he would never say that Fox has a bias because it is obvious that they have. Claiming "bias" is just an ad-hominem and does nothing to further the discussion. Just like your veiled ad-hominem against the GP does nothing to refute his point.

    61. Re:Gee no bias here. by metalgamer84 · · Score: 1

      How many times has pasta been served to you without you requesting it? Do you just walk into a restaurant and sit down and BAM!, pasta is on your plate? No. If she doesn't order pasta, she doesn't get pasta. The fact that this little snippet is on her wiki page is to point out the fact that she likes to create drama. "Oh damn, I've been given pasta, which as the world according to me knows, I don't eat. I think I shall complain to the waiter/waitress about this, but wait, never fear, I have four days worth of salami in my purse for just this scenario. The day has been saved. Now I shall go home and blog about this horrific event." She is either a drama queen or BSC or both. Since you are quick to defend her and since you hide as a AC I can only assume you are one of her followers. Sucks to be you.

    62. Re:Gee no bias here. by JustSomeProgrammer · · Score: 1

      What does it mean when a left-winger talks about biased right-wingers? Bias is a real word that indicates someone is advancing a personal agenda in their reporting. It could be hiding something or giving something more coverage than it deserves. Almost all reporting is biased. Bias doesn't indicate someone is lying. It usually indicates they are not telling the whole story and their conclusions shouldn't be trusted without further investigation.

      Is this woman biased? I'm inclined to think so. Doesn't mean she is lying, but she is biased towards generating publicity for herself.

      On another hand I tend to think she really is lying because her story doesn't sound completely credible. I can believe an inappropriate touch, which would be enough to me to demonize the tsa agent. But insertion seems incredible.

    63. Re:Gee no bias here. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      If you "provoked" an Israeli security officer, you wouldn't get a finger up the vagina, you'd have an assault rifle in your ear.

      No, that depends on the level of the provocation. Whatever silliness this woman did would have simply been ignored by the Israelis, because they're professionals, not just incompetent goons like the TSA. The only way you'd get a rifle pointed at you is if you do something that shows you to be a threat. Being a whiny or mouthy woman isn't going to earn that response from professionals.

      There are tens of thousands of them and we don't pay enough to have them all be navy seals.

      Then we either need to shut down our airports, or turn over our security to someone who can do it right (Israelis? Russians even?). Obviously the Israelis have no problem doing airport security properly, so what's our excuse? "It costs too much!! Whine whine!!" Pathetic.

    64. Re:Gee no bias here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, "it was obviously a joke" came to my mind. The citation is HER BLOG, for fuck's sake.

      I'm reasonably certain that when she posted "I carry 4 days worth of salami in case someone serves me pasta" she didn't expect anyone to take it literally. Cause, damn, that's a lot of salami. And really, 4 days of being served nothing but pasta... and not being able to visit a store...

    65. Re:Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      ""Bias" is a term used by right-wingers when their poor widdle feelings might get hurt by factual criticism."
      So TSA agents are small blue magical creatures that live in the woods and are chased by an evil wizard?

      You sir you are an idiot.

      Thing is that after reading the link I do think that an investigation is needed. After reading about the person accusing the TSA of this behavior it is going to be a mess. Frankly she appears to be a wack attack with an agenda. Unless we have independent witnesses it comes down to who do you believe and that always gets really messy. I have no problem with the article it was the added dumb commentary in the summary.

      Oh and I hear bias all the time about FOX News. Guess what I don't watch FOX because it is BIAS. It is nothing be extreme right wing crap. And are spouting nothing but extreme left wing crap.

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    66. Re:Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      No.
      No bias in the summary would have been this.
      ""TSA employee Theldala Magee has filed a lawsuit against a blogger demanding $500k in damages for alleging a particularly invasive search. The passenger, who likened the feeling to being raped, is being sued for defamation.

      The added text was nothing but theater to get more clicks.

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    67. Re:Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Where you there?
      So you know this TSA agent did this?
      I guess you also don't believe in innocent until proven guilty.
      Frankly I would take this all with a grain of salt. I am no fan of the TSA but this woman that is accusing them is a wack attack.
      http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/07/15/im_not_having_a.html
      http://www2.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=12324

      Or look at her Wikipedia entry.
      Here is a bit of a history lesson. Attack an unpopular group and you will get attention. The TSA is unpopular and not without reason, however this accusation seems to be a bit over the top. Thing is using insulting words without reason is wrong and adds spin. Did the smurf comment add anything to the summary? Did in add any factual information? Or did it and a slant and insult to the TSA agent?

      Would you have had a problem if the summary had said that "A well known nut case that always carries a four day supply of salami is being sued for defamation by a TSA agent". Frankly someone that travels with a four day supply of salami at all times sounds like a nut case to me. Thing is that is inflammatory and biased. The fact that she carries a four day supply of salami is from a statement she made in an interview so it can be considered factual for the most part. The statement that she is a nutcase is just opinion. Calling the TSA agent a "Smurf" is just insulting and should have no part in this summary. Several of this woman's claims are presented in the most graphic and inflammatory way in the summary as well. I wouldn't have put them in the summary because they are just unproven claims and very inflammatory and graphic but they are factual in that is what she is claiming so I can see why they are in the summary.

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    68. Re:Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      He don't have to prove that Ms Alkon's claims are false you have to prove that they are true.
      The TSA agent is innocent until proven guilty. Has this agent had any other complaints? What is this person job history?
      This blogger is accusing someone of rape publicly. As much as people including myself do not like the way the TSA is run and the restrictions they have placed on us the individual agents are people just like you and I. Some good and some not so good but they deserve the same protections under the law as any of us do.

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    69. Re:Gee no bias here. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Everything you said is true, but that doesn't negate my point: an ad hominem argument is not a logical proof. If you want to dispute what Ms. Alkon said, that is not the way to do it.

      Furthermore, your argument begs the question: if I have to prove that the TSO actually did commit either a rape or a sexual assault, why doesn't TSA likewise have to prove probable cause before conducting such a necessarily invasive search*? As you said, we are supposed to have protections under the law, no?

      *Whether Ms. Alkon exaggerated her claims or not, you have to admit that having a stranger publicly "pat down" one's crotch at an airport is pretty frigging invasive.

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    70. Re:Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      If you depend on feelings then you are not being rational.
      bias or in this case is extreme bais does exist. Your BS detector should go off every time you see a news summary or story. Here let me help you tune yours up a bit because you are putting to much trust in it right now
      My problem is with this " defamation for supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf."
      1. Was this person a small blue magical creature that lives in the woods and is chased by an evil wizard?
      2. Did this statement add any factual information?
      3. Did it try to push you to a conclusion or renforce a conclusion through emotion with no factual content.
      If one and two are false and three is true then your BS detector should be going nuts.
      That line was a clear class of manipulation IMHO. Heck I am not saying that the TSA agent is innocent of any wrong doing but no charges have been filed. The person that is making accusations own public statements have increased my doubts about her claims but do not disprove them. I suggest that you read the article and the accusers own writings that are available on the internet and see what you think.
      What I don't want is Slashdot or any news source trying to lead me to a conclusion. When ever that happens your Baloney detector as they say in skeptics magazine should go off.
      BTW If are are already leaning one way it is a lot easier to push your more in that direction. If you already dislike the TSA it is easy to lie to you about how bad they are and make you hate them more. Villains are big money makers it is a trick as old as time. But that statement was just so over the top that it is just shameful. Treat us like adults and give us the facts Slashdot and let us decide for ourselves.

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    71. Re:Gee no bias here. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree with you, I wasn't talking about this article in particular. In your original post you correctly pointed out heavy bias, so your use of the word was justified.

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    72. Re:Gee no bias here. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The blogger sure was "manipulated".

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    73. Re:Gee no bias here. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Oh I am not saying that I like the TSA system at all. But to answer your question is that they can do it because it is legal. A law was passed and it has not be repealed. The solution is to find people to vote into office that will repeal it.

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    74. Re:Gee no bias here. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Oh I am not saying that I like the TSA system at all.

      I understood that from your earlier post, no argument there.

      But to answer your question is that they can do it because it is legal. A law was passed and it has not be repealed.

      Here, however, I take dispute. Congress can pass any laws they want, but that doesn't make them legal. I'm splitting hairs a bit here, but it's an important distinction. If Congress were to pass a law saying that no one could say anything negative about President Obama, that law would be illegal because the 1st Amendment to the Constitution says that the government cannot pass laws prohibiting free speech. Likewise, the 4th Amendment says that the government cannot conduct an unreasonable* search without probable cause. Consequently, the law that Congress passed is not legal, regardless of whether or not it has been repealed.

      *"unreasonable" is the key, of course. I've argued the point here many, many times, so I don't feel like elaborating again. If you want to know why I maintain the airport searches are unreasonable, read my comment history.

      The solution is to find people to vote into office that will repeal it.

      Well, that's one way. The other is to get it overturned by the Supreme Court. Unfortunately, that's frequently a long process, and in the meantime, TSA is busy abusing innocent travelers in our airports and giving the U.S. an even worse reputation overseas (sigh...) It's a disgrace that we have abandoned our principles so readily, and I am deeply ashamed of what my country has become in the last decade.

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  6. Alternate Source of Info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand this. Is there a Wikipedia article about this that i can read that has VERIFIED FACTS? This blog post seems unreliable at best.

    1. Re:Alternate Source of Info? by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      That word - I do not think it means what you think it means...

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  7. Checkpoint Smurf? by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno... giving the TSA goons a name like "smurf" certainly doesn't give a hint as to their sinister side... Of course one is a little, invasive, annoyingly-voiced bastard that won't just go away, and the other is a smurf.

    Perhaps we should call them "checkpoint trolls" or "checkpoint pervs"?

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    1. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously, you've forgotten Rapey Smurf.

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    2. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      How about TSA TSA Smurf (with apologies to the surviving Gabor sisters).

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    3. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      And also Castle Smurfenstein.

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    4. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Rapists" is also a very accurate term to call them.
      I'd suggest "Child Molesters" but while that illustrates the extent of the severity of their crimes. it ignores the adult victims of these "I-just-follow-orders-sieg-heil!" assholes.

      Go ahead, sue me, I'm just 8 and I misread "TSA" for "TFA" in the previous comment.
      _____

      Maybe violating people IS the right thing to do in order to preserve safety, but if it is, it's such a big and controversial issue, and on top of this it violates the Constitution so blatantly, that the government can't just make that decision overnight. It's a decision that should be carefully thought about, and most of all the public's opinion should be considered highly. People who won't fly unless passengers are sexually assaulted are a minority to begin with, so why are they the ones who get it their way? Since when is it ok to violate everyone's most important rights just so a minority of people can fly comfortably?

      On top of that, when your government can just ignore the constitution and start RAPING people, you really need to ask where it ends. Even if you think those security measures are worth the price, you need to be worried that the government can do whatever it wants regardless of the constitution (and get away with it). The constitution is supposed to be the one thing that prevents your country to become a tyranny like Iraq used to be. You should be worried that maybe tomorrow the government will decide that when two people are suspect of a crime and the police can't figure out which one did it, both will be jailed in the name of safety. You should be worried that police might suddenly get the authority to strip search people in public. Technically nothing is stopping them anymore - the government has proven it can ignore the Constitution, the only reason these things are not happening yet is only because the government doesn't feel like it.

      The right way to go about this would have been:
      a) Just ban all flights or
      b) Amend (modify) the Constitution to allow something like the enhanced pat-down. At least this way the Constitution is respected and the government does not just ignore it whenever it feels like.
      The fact that neither of these two solutions was chosen shows what an abuse the TSA's authority is.

      To sum it up, the enhanced pat-down is abusive not just because of what it is, but because of the way it has been forced on US citizens.

      As for TSA agents, when you carry a badge or a gun you must have a great sense of responsibilities. TSA agents should have refused to perform the enhanced pat-down because it is so blatantly abusive. Instead they decided not to think about it and follow orders... They're just as responsible as those who came up with the idea in the first place.

      I'm surprised there haven't been any riots in any airport, I would have expected at least a few passengers to snap. I guess that's because people who are strongly against the pat-down don't fly anymore. There are still a few people who don't realize how intrusive it is and have a nasty surprise once at the checkpoint (like this woman), though.

      Also, this shows why education is important and why government cutting education budget is a very bad thing. If people were more educated in the USA, they would realize how scary it is that the government ignores the Constitution. Maybe there also would not be so many TSA agents eager to perform the enhanced pat-down.

    5. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Popey Smurf.

    6. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Based on how much they seem to lack common sense, I would call them Knights who say Ni.

    7. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Memory suppression is a common reaction to painful memories.

    8. Re:Checkpoint Smurf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not find this very smurfing funny.

  8. Thedala Magee is a rapist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thedala Magee is a rapist!!!

    1. Re:Thedala Magee is a rapist by Cito · · Score: 1

      Yup Lets really get her in the search engines :) Thedala Magee is a rapist that collects r@ygold, hussyfan, kingpass as well as enjoys molesting women and children in airports under the guise of the "T.S.A."

    2. Re:Thedala Magee is a rapist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thedala Magee is a rapist you say? I have to confess my mild surprise at learning that Thedala Magee is a rapist. Whoda thunk Thedala Magee is a rapist?

    3. Re:Thedala Magee is a rapist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, but I thought it was impossible for a woman to be a rapist? You know, like how it's impossible for a man to be a victim of rape.

  9. Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is bullshit.

    The TSA is garbage.

  10. Is this suit actually filed? by mewsenews · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Despite the Slashdot headline, from reading the article all I can tell is that nastygrams were sent by both parties and it hasn't entered the courts yet. I'd like to see a judge get involved, to be honest.

    1. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ultimately, if it reaches court, it's not going to go well for the TSA employee. There's just been too much publicity of coercive practices for her to claim that there was any meaningful consent. Beyond that, just having to give up the fee you paid for the tickets and accommodations is sufficient to question how consensual it really is when you don't get any of that money back if you refuse to be sexually assaulted.

      I'm sure that the defendant will have little to no trouble finding witnesses to support the claim of sexual assault if not rape. And tons to attest to the coercion at the check points.

      What's worse, is that the TSA agents aren't law enforcement and lack the legal authority to conduct the searches in the first place.

    2. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      ya, I mean if the TSA agent is doing their job, as per government instructions, then you're into a whole ugly problem here. I don't even enter the US anymore, and I know the TSA are reviled, but being reviled isn't the same as one agent engaging in illegal activity. It probably is defamation to accuse a government agent, doing their job properly, of rape. If the government, in doing it's legally authorized job is violating peoples rights (which it probably is) that still belongs in the courts but it shouldn't be up to an individual agent to defend the policy.

    3. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not only you do not get your money back if you refuse, you will be given a fine. That sounds like coercion to me.

    4. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by shugah · · Score: 1

      So after - what a year or more of fondling, groping and youtubing passengers - have they found a dildo bomb yet?

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    5. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just that you don't get your money back, once you enter the checkpoint, you have continue all the way through or get hit with a massive fine. Totally not consensual...

    6. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      No. If a soldier, doing his job and following the orders of his superiors can be accused of murder because he should have known better, an TSA agent, following the orders of her superiors, can be accused of rape. Blindly following orders is no defense.

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    7. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the only way to change a policy is to go after those who enforce it. In crimes against humanity, subordinates can be held responsible for committing acts in addition to those who ordered them. This is on a smaller individual scale, but the same concept. It becomes much more difficult for leaders to commit wrongdoing if no one will follow their orders. Once there is dissent among the ranks, enforcement of the rules will fall off and the government will have to weigh the cost (both financial and political) of trying to step it back up. Granted, the job market isn't helping things ("do it or we'll just find someone else"), but just how far have we gotten actually suing the government?

    8. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      There's just been too much publicity of coercive practices for her to claim that there was any meaningful consent.

      Traveling by air is consent. I understand that due to the circumstances (not being able to refuse or leave the security lines, etc) that you don't consider that "meaningful," but I doubt you're going to find a judge who is going to strike down the entirety of the TSA procedures -- and that's what it will take for this to matter.

      Further, why is consent necessary? The TSA is an administrative agency, created by act of Congress. As such their decisions and policies, so long as they are within their Congressional mandate, creates what is called "administrative law" and has the full effect of any other law. Again, the only argument here is that the pat-downs themselves are an unconstitutional invasion of privacy, and good luck finding a judge to strike the entire system down.

      It certainly won't happen in this case, incidentally, because the TSA agent is the plaintiff. The woman would have to sue the government to challenge the law since she is the one with standing to challenge it, and even still the agent would probably have immunity -- assuming, of course, that her actions were within the scope of the policy. Obviously if the accusations are true and she was sticking her fingers in a woman's vagina that would not be the case, but there's always two sides to every story. The TSA agent obviously feels strongly enough that they are false that she filed a lawsuit about it.

      I'm sure that the defendant will have little to no trouble finding witnesses to support the claim of sexual assault if not rape.

      Witnesses for what? Yeah, you can find no end of sexual assault experts who say that sticking a finger in somebody's vagina is sexual assault (and I agree with them), but it's only tangentially relevant. The question for a lawsuit is whether or not what she says is true, and the likelihood of their being any witnesses one way or another to support that is slim. Support for a patdown itself being sexual assault will be that much more slim, particularly if such policy is required under administrative law. You're not going to succeed in a lawsuit if the best you can claim is that the TSA agent was following policies which have the force of law.

      What's worse, is that the TSA agents aren't law enforcement and lack the legal authority to conduct the searches in the first place.

      Again, it's not relevant in defense of a libel suit. If the woman wants to sue to strike the program she can try and she can bring it up, but it has no bearing on the merits of the TSA agent's lawsuit.

      Further, I disagree. They may not be law enforcement, but I still say TSA policies are administrative law and thus grant agents the authority to enforce them and qualified immunity while they do so.

      Not a lawyer and all that. And don't get me wrong, I think the TSA is a fucking joke and these idiotic policies should go away -- but that has little to do how "[the lawsuit is] not going to go well for the TSA employee." Personally I think she has a pretty decent case if the penetration accusations are untrue.

    9. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libel has a high bar to reach. Its extremely unlikely the agent can reach this legal metric unless the agent in question was fired; doubly so if the agent claims she was following standard policy. Its difficult to image the agent is question isn't attempting a slap suit against the claimant. Hopefully the courts will deal with it properly. But given how generally screwed up and worthless US courts have become these days, I won't hold my breath.

    10. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      have they found a dildo bomb yet?

      You mean - a snuke?

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    11. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse, is that the TSA agents aren't law enforcement and lack the legal authority to conduct the searches in the first place.

      What legal authority do they need? Remember, the courts have held that the Fourth Amendment does not apply to border controls (or indeed anywhere within 100 miles of a border). Unlike actual law enforcement, the TSA's activities are not constrained by the Constitution.

      You couldn't make this shit up.

    12. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Not just that, but defamation lawsuits are notoriously difficult to win. You have to show that the defaming remark was untrue, that it caused material harm, and that the person making the remark knew it to be untrue. All she has to say is it was hyperbolic expression to show her displeasure and state her opinion, and the whole thing falls apart on its face.

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    13. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <TROLL MODE='on'
      It's totally consensual ... they have lots of signs up, and you know going in. They say once you go past that point, you can't turn back. That failure to obey results in massive fines... etc... etc. They even tell you you'll be in trouble before performing the search so you have the choice of sexual assault or jail time for unlawfully withdrawing consent.

      Now, I'm gonna put those signs up around my apartment and go ask a few women out to dinner so I can be sure to argue their consent in advance after a few beers...

      Come to think of it....

      Does that mean drunk people are statutorily searched since they can't give consent in the checkpoint?

    14. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      When it comes to 'consent' the way it was explained to me in college - was that it was your 'choice' to fly, you can after all drive from LA to NewYork on the highways that you tax dollars pay for. Once you consent to flying, your also consenting to all the bull shit.

      As for the over all issue of the sexual assault, and I'm sure I will get troll'd for this but I have yet to see anyone bring up the idea that homo sexuals are working for the TSA. It is against the law to screen on sexual preference any more, yet we enforce the idea that women need to be screened by women, and men screened by men - what if that woman doing the screening is gay, or vice versa for a man? I would have to wager a guess that if your turned on, your going to be hard pressed to prove/show that you were *not* groping or molesting someone - its a matter of sexual attraction, end of story... This would go the same for the police, but at least there you have a MUCH more strict code of conduct - from what I gather there simply isn't one for the TSA from the simple fact it's a minimum wage job, if not barely above...

    15. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Despite the Slashdot headline, from reading the article all I can tell is that nastygrams were sent by both parties and it hasn't entered the courts yet. I'd like to see a judge get involved, to be honest.

      is that because you're waiting for the Judge to say "Show me on the doll where she touched you?"

    16. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by shugah · · Score: 1

      Of course there is always ... the Dirty Sanchez Bomb.

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    17. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, if it reaches court, it's not going to go well for the TSA employee.

      It's the blogger who has to convince the court that there was actual vaginal penetration as she claims. That's probably not possible.Just "groping" is what they're supposed to do. After the last underpants bomber, no doubt the TSA were told to check that area thoroughly. .

    18. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      creates what is called "administrative law" and has the full effect of any other law.

      I can create what is called "Rogerborg's law" and say that it has the full effect of any other law, but it doesn't make it so, any more than it did for Nixon.

      You may be confusing what the administration thinks and asserts that it can do with what courts will allow it to do. Remember, the TSA sprang forth from the ideology that the value of power is in wielding it to the utmost extent to which you are permittted: it's better neither ask forgivness nor to seek permission, but simply to press ahead relentlessly.

      As can be seen by your belief in "administrative law" that's actually quite an effective strategy.

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    19. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by Sedated2000 · · Score: 2

      In the event of a dildo they always use the indefinite article. It's always _a_ dildo, never _your_ dildo.

    20. Re:Is this suit actually filed? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      There is now a signs just inside my apartment, and another one on the bedroom door that say "by entering the this apartment you are consenting to sexual intercourse with the occupant."

  11. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say it, but with things like this happening, the Terrorists are winning. We're now exposing our people to horrors from within our own borders. No one should have to suffer this type of invasive screening.

  12. This Article is Borderline Defamation by Revotron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm going to be modded into hell for this, but oh well, my excellent karma can take it.

    Wow, so this is it? This is the point where Slashdot isn't afraid to show its radical bias in blatant bold-faced type on the front page?

    You pepper the TSA agent with derogatory remarks ("Checkpoint smurf", "Groper") based on allegations filed in a lawsuit? Do any of you ever look at a murder trial and immediately go "Oh, hey, look at that MURDERER on trial. They're on trial, so they must have killed someone." This crowd froths at the mouth when anyone in government is accused of doing something wrong, but they're the first to stand up and yell "innocent until proven guilty" when someone they can relate to is in the spotlight for something. You're all pathetic. Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt pathetic.

    Now I understand why CmdrTaco left. I'd abandon my life's work, too, if this is what it turned in to.

    1. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably because enough of us have been patted down by the TSA to know it's all-too-plausible.

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    2. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by kat_skan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nah. If you kill somebody you get the benefit of the doubt. Because really who here hasn't taken the passenger seat out of their car full of blood and homicide books?

    3. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xacid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty much my immediate thoughts. The claims by the blogger are pretty severe for this agent to just let slide if it's true. And if it's not - well hopefully we'll find out in the court of law. I get that we all don't like the TSA but at the end of the day they're all humans too. Eye for an eye isn't justice in my book - especially when you're just firing wildly into crowds of potentially innocent people.

      TSA or not - why should this person allow someone to make such statements if they were blatantly false?

    4. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Wiz-Hum-Mal-Cha · · Score: 0

      NO U

    5. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      It might be because a lot of us travel and have experienced something similar from the TSA ourselves, but are too scared to do anything about it. When somebody finally does stand up for themselves, it's hard not to cheer for them and vent a little at the TSA's expense.

    6. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, chill... We hate software patent trolls, liars, bullies and grapists. Get on with the programme.

    7. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by wbav · · Score: 2

      I'm going to be modded into hell for this, but oh well, my excellent karma can take it.

      Wow, so this is it? This is the point where Slashdot isn't afraid to show its radical bias in blatant bold-faced type on the front page?

      You pepper the TSA agent with derogatory remarks ("Checkpoint smurf", "Groper") based on allegations filed in a lawsuit? Do any of you ever look at a murder trial and immediately go "Oh, hey, look at that MURDERER on trial. They're on trial, so they must have killed someone." This crowd froths at the mouth when anyone in government is accused of doing something wrong, but they're the first to stand up and yell "innocent until proven guilty" when someone they can relate to is in the spotlight for something. You're all pathetic. Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt pathetic.

      Now I understand why CmdrTaco left. I'd abandon my life's work, too, if this is what it turned in to.

      The issue is as I see it, the agent doesn't deny what happened, they are suing because the rapist label was applied.

      Maybe I read it wrong, but based on the accusation, that label appears to be fitting.

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    8. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by dyingtolive · · Score: 0

      Depends. If the person on trial was an outright evil bastard that was prone to fits of blind rage, though they hadn't actually fully killed anyone... yet, well, yes, I probably would make an assumption that they DID murder the person in question. The person also happened to be doing it in the name of "security" that I didn't ask for and don't need put in place by a government I didn't support. Does this make me a pathetic, judgmental, opportunistic person? If so, then, frankly, I don't care. I'm human, I have faults. That's my right.

      On the other hand, you're making generalizations about the way people's beliefs and motives. You're just a fucktard who condones rape. (See what I did there?) What's your excuse?

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    9. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to point out: The people *are* supposed to be inherently distrustful of the government. It's supposed to be a fundamental part of the system, as much as revisionist modern thinkers would love to believe otherwise. The founders fought a rebellion against their former government..they recognized you needed one, but were (rightfully so) paranoid of creating that which they escaped from.

    10. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now now, you're not being fair. It is only people/organizations on the 'hate' list (government, businesses, anyone that works for either of the above) that are automatically guilty of anything they are accused of. People on the 'support' list (hackers, etc) are automatically innocent (even if they have been proven guilty in court. There are two or three other people on earth who may deserve a fair hearing.

    11. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who modded this troll up? Seriously, the phrase "radical bias" wasn't enough of a clue?

    12. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by lgw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The TSA is the epitome of evil in modern society. If it's certain the accused does work for the TSA, presuming any other sort of evil is justifiable. The TSA searches innocent people for a living, without any hhint of probale cause, and you gett butthurt when the tables are turned?

      Hell, if someone is a TSA agent already, whether they're also a rapist barely registers (except to the victims, of course).

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    13. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to be modded into hell for this, but oh well, my excellent karma can take it.

      Hey, you can blame the guy in the mirror for your final destination. You're the one defending the indefensible here.

    14. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      I agree. I would understand those remarks if they were in an over-the-top parody, but they are really out of place here.

      Also, don't worry about your karma. It's proven that saying you'll be modded down actually causes people to mod you up.

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    15. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xaositecte · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Agreed. I personally haven't flown for vacation in several years(I'd rather drive or take the train, depending on availability), but trips for business are often unavoidable, and I imagine many /.'ers are in the same boat.

      It's likely many readers here are personally familiar with how likely this sort of situation is. Even a legitimate screening from a TSA worker who's just doing their job and doesn't even want to be groping you feels like sexual assault, and could probably be described that way without fear of a defamation lawsuit. Calling out personally a TSA agent who was on a power trip is very believable.

    16. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Honestly, are you really this blind? The TSA agent gets a less than kind treatment for for physically assaulting a woman and then having the temerity to sue her for complaining about the assault. The central issue appears to be that the agent doesn't want to be identified by name. It doesn't sound like there is a disagreement over what occurred but merely a disagreement over whether the victim has the right to name the woman who assaulted her.

      And yes, it's still assault to forcibly shove your fingers into someone else's body, even if you're an agent of the government.

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    17. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been patted down by the TSA. It was nothing like this. I'm not saying this woman is lying. Perhaps this particular agent was incompetent, anal retentive about being "sure", or really was a perv; I don't know. I do know that if the pat down is done right, it's annoying at worst. I'm not saying the situation is right in the first place, but I am saying that either the TSA employee was violating procedure or this woman is incredibly over sensitive. What she says happened should be impossible if the pat down was done properly.

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    18. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by mtmra70 · · Score: 2

      At least they weren't labeled a file sharer...then they would be facing serious jail time ;)

    19. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Maybe they've gotten on a plane before, and know of what they speak?

    20. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That would be correct, she's pissed about being called out for sexually assaulting a vulnerable woman. Sexual assault and rape are kind of a fine line and often times you'll find instances like this being labelled either way. But, it doesn't sound to me like the TSA goon is contesting the facts.

      The TSA troll's attorney at no point states that it didn't happen. It's just strongly implied that the contact didn't happen. Also, it's established procedure that they go until they get resistance. Which strongly implies at bare minimum that the TSA agent sexually assaulted her. Which means that it might have been sexual assault rather than rape, but the difference is moot in proceedings like this.

    21. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by drnb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Probably because enough of us have been patted down by the TSA to know it's all-too-plausible.

      Those of us who have been patted down by the TSA know your opinion is silly. Were we annoyed, yes. Were we somewhat "insulted" since there is a presumption of guilt to some degree, yes. Would the TSA agent rather be checking your luggage rather than your body, yes. Is the TSA agent to blame for all of this, no. Would we prefer the gov't to be practical and realistic(*) rather than politically correct, yes. Is there the rare criminal working for the TSA, yes, just like every other industry and social group.

      (*) Probably profiling, but more behavioral than cultural. Plus something like customs where the officer chats and asks a few questions while checking your passport/visa, etc. IIRC one of the ticket agents noted one of the 9/11 hijackers acting weird when they were chatting at the ticket counter.

    22. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      While I disagree with the message of this post, and the:

      You're all pathetic. Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt pathetic.

      Is bullshit flamebait - I do feel this comment should be modded up and not down to oblivion. It's a valid thing to argue.

    23. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I'm Hispanic and used to do a fair amount of archaeological work in the Middle East. I was perfectly alright with the enhanced screening wherever I went, especially coming back into the country from Egypt or Israel. The simple fact of the matter is that after 9/11 the rules of the game changed. Before if your plane got hijacked you sat still, waited for your government to negotiate your release and wrote a nice book about your experience. Now that cockpit doors are locked and travelers know that they had better damned well resist I doubt we'll ever see another event like 9/11. The risk reward for terrorists just isn't high enough, blowing up a plane will kill a few hundred people and maybe a few on the ground. Setting off a high-yield explosive at a sporting event will kill more people and strike fear into the population in a way that a random plane blowing up would not.

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    24. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 0

      Ive been patted down.

      The guy doing it was pretty bored and looked rather like he wished his shift was going to end soon. The entire thing took about 1 minute, with him telling me "using back of my hand now, front of my hand now". Didnt really get too far into uncomfortable territory; think he hit the inside of my thigh, but no more. And this only happened when the server I was carrying got flagged for "suspicious chemicals" multiple times.

      It was a bother, and a lot of what happens at airports is security theatre, but I really dont think most TSA officers are salivating at the thought of feeling up random people (especially since, IIRC, women have to do the female pat downs, and men have to do the males). Their jobs seem mind-numbingly boring, and I think what it really is is that people have an objection to the safety protocols at airports (fair enough), and will use any excuse to discredit them, even if it involves ridiculous allegations of "the TSA raped me". Yea, thats not what that word means.

    25. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      It might be because a lot of us travel and have experienced something similar from the TSA ourselves, but are too scared to do anything about it.

      Why dont you speak for yourself? We're all adults here, we can speak for ourselves.

    26. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Based on the accusation, a suspect is a murderer. That is pretty much the point parent was making.

    27. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by fortfive · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether you pat-down was before or after the implementation of TSA's "enhanced" pat-down procedure.

    28. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Americano · · Score: 1

      Doesn't sound like there's a disagreement over what occurred?!

      Ms Aklon: "This woman raped me. She is a rapist."
      Ms. Magee: "No I didn't, and no I'm not, and now you need to pay me money for defaming me and take down that published accusation."

      Why hasn't Ms. Alkon filed rape charges in an appropriate venue? If she feels she was raped - and she OBVIOUSLY has no qualms about profiting from and generating page views for her web site by describing the experience - shouldn't she be filing charges, rather than just writing about it?

      What's more likely to generate an actual beneficial change in TSA policies - "writing an accusatory blog post", or "filing a lawsuit and having a judge order the TSA to review its policies and procedures, retrain its employees, and pay some amount of money in reparation to the woman who was violated?"

      If you're going to call somebody a rapist, you should probably make sure that they have a conviction for rape on their record. Otherwise, they're an "alleged rapist," and as we know very well here on Slashdot, everybody who commits a crime is *innocent until proven guilty,* even if they happen to be employed by the government. Right, Julian Assange? Right, Terry Childs? Right, Hans Reiser?

    29. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the submitter.

      I described the TSA employee as a "groper" because that is what happened here. I've been patted down by police, and I've been groped at the airports. I know the difference between the two. TSA SOP is groping. The TSO would be fired if she weren't groping people in accordance with the handbook.

      I described the TSO as a smurf because, well, that's what the gates look like. Traveling through the airport and seeing all the hive minded automatons in obscenely blue uniforms reminds me of the smurfs.

    30. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Common sense isn't.

    31. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by wbav · · Score: 1

      Based on the accusation, a suspect is a murderer. That is pretty much the point parent was making.

      To the accuser they are. Am I missing something here?

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    32. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by E.I.A · · Score: 2
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    33. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by eht · · Score: 1

      Godwin's law

      Saying the TSA agent is not to blame for all this, yes they are.

      The Nazis were just "doing their jobs" like the TSA agents are.

      They choose to be TSA agents, they choose to give invasive patdowns.

      I choose not to fly and be molested.

    34. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Miseph · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, I've flown a couple of times since they started ramping up the theatrics, internationally even. I also have many friends and family members who have done the same. Neither myself nor anyone that I personally know has had any particular problems getting through airport security, nor has anyone been groped or raped by the TSA. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm just saying that if it is so common as everyone claims I must be a massively improbable outlier.

      So no, I can't agree that it is all-too-plausible. I can agree that it might have happened, and I can agree that if it did it is terrible and the parties responsible should be held accountable, but I can't agree that this is something that happens to everyone.

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    35. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 0

      +1, but too many people fall over themselves to join the circle jerk. Just look at the blog lady - raped. That's a pretty big leap of faith using that word, but she gets a free pass because it was the TSA. Wonder how she'll describe her next pelvic exam...

    36. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by PIBM · · Score: 1

      My real name is much longer than usual, and I'm also often carrying a camera with a 50-500mm lens. That means I'm always selected for a special random check before getting on any plane due to my name, and that I get the extra security checks for everything I bring with me everytime I have that lens. I agree that most of the time it's done humanly, as I've had only 1 bad experience so far (beside the hours I can sometime lose). In that specific case, it was a special random check (2 per flight, and I keep getting chosen both ways .. so, yeah .. random ...) in France, by a US TSA guy who was quite unhappy to be working there. He pulled me out of the queue, pushed me around and I knew it would not be funny, but I was lucky as 2 french guys with rifles entered the room and started talking to me in french.

      I guess that as he could not understand our conversation he felt a bit intimidated and the remaining of the procedure was more in line with what I'm used to. It's far from being as bad of what I heard, but that's what happened to me and I still feel bad whenever I have to go through TSA checkpoints.

    37. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by anyGould · · Score: 1

      You pepper the TSA agent with derogatory remarks ("Checkpoint smurf", "Groper") based on allegations filed in a lawsuit? Do any of you ever look at a murder trial and immediately go "Oh, hey, look at that MURDERER on trial. They're on trial, so they must have killed someone."

      Actually, that's pretty standard procedure in any media outlet I've seen in the last twenty years.

      Also worth repeating - the TSA agent isn't denying that she did those things. She's claiming it's standard procedure.

    38. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      The person admitted to being a TSA agent. Thus the "checkpoint smurf" and "groper" terms are applied correctly. The only term in question is "rapist".

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    39. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA or not - why should this person allow someone to fingerbang them if they were blatantly unable to find prior evidence of terrorist activity?

    40. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      People who tend to view the TSA as a rape club generally have some experience. I was taken aside for a latex-gloved pat-down, and as far as I can tell the reason was I was wearing a pendant with the Chinese symbol for love on it. I noticed the desk cunt staring at it when she checked me in, and then lo and behold there I am getting patted down. It was really easy to put 2 and 2 together and figure out that ANYTHING not white-bread American in your "profile" is what leads to a pat-down, or a coppa feel.

      You pepper the TSA agent with derogatory remarks

      Fuck the TSA with a rusty chainsaw. They have to prove to us, all over again, that they can be trusted with our security before they get an automatic +1 for credibility. And that starts with an open, immediate repudiation of this kind of nonsense, and an immediate halt to all invasive procedures until a credibile, sane, and ADULT set of procedures is created and applied.

      Until then, the TSA are ALWAYS GUILTY AS CHARGED. In case you are curious why I'm so willing to be this way -- well, when you go through a US airport YOU ARE GUILTY until proven innocent. I've about fucking had it.

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    41. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by puterg33k · · Score: 0

      MOD UP!

      The truth hurts, but at times it's exactially what we need to hear. I applaud your bravery, and I for one agree with you. Even after reading this article and being guilty of bias myself.

      You're right! And you deserve to be recognised for it.

    42. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      There are some very strong laws on the books protecting TSA agents from facing criminal charges for anything that that can be remotely construed as part of their official duties. The TSA agent can just say, "I conducted a routine search, these accusations are false." In the absence of any other evidence, this wouldn't even get to trial.

      According to TFA, Ms. Aklon already talked to a lawyer about filing rape charges, and was told it would be a "non-starter."

    43. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've been patted down by the TSA, and examined by various other countries' security services going into extremely secure areas with major world leaders present. Quite easily the most idiotic and invasive searches (procedurally) were done by the TSA.
      Yes, I've been around Europe, the APac region, Asia and the Middle East. In Soviet Amerika, Government pokes you.

    44. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Americano · · Score: 1

      Ms. Alkon's attorney advised her it would be a non-starter - but they don't explain why they advised her of that. Is it because of the shield laws you're referring to? Lack of evidence? They don't say.

      If you don't have a case, and you still walk around calling someone a "rapist," it's not surprising that the person you're calling a rapist would be legitimately upset by that, and make a demand that you stop calling them a rapist and pay them damages, on grounds of defamation & libel. However, if she can't go after the TSA agent directly for assault, she could still certainly sue the agency that put in place the rules that allowed her to be patted down and violated in such a manner.

      Honestly, this sort of scenario sounds to me like something the ACLU would love to sink their teeth into as a lever to get the TSA to revise & relax their policies. And - presuming your goal is to make sure this treatment of passengers stops - I'd think that going to court with the TSA to force them to change their policies would constitute: 1) more bad press that the TSA really doesn't need; 2) an actual change to the policies and procedures that allow this sort of invasive fingering of airline passengers.

      But all we've got is a blog post, and now a defamation suit in response.

    45. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I would say our reactions are shaped by how things usually go down. A government employee accused of something: way too often gets off with a slap on the wrist, conversely the little guy usually gets fucked over. We're frustrated with it. If we're biased against the authority figure from the start, well that's maybe a little hypocritical, but they have zero bearing on the outcome. Rather than concern yourself with our hypocritical response, be more concerned about the injustices that cause us to have those responses.

    46. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I doubt Amy Alkon is lying. She is a widely read syndicated advice columnist and I'm sure she often consults with attorneys when responding to questions from her readers. She could have written about this incident in her column and Ms. Magee's name might then have been splattered across newspapers all ove the country; instead, she wrote about it on her blog, which probably has a much smaller audience. Like you, I've had my balls brushed in such searches, but never squeezed to the point of pain. Alkon felt the officer's finger shoved deeply into her nether regions, which was obviously unnecessary. I fully support her and hope the TSA gets slapped down over this kind of behavior.

    47. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      In most other industries and social groups, however, the rare criminal does not have access and authorization to touch random members of the public on a frequent basis.

    48. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by sjames · · Score: 1

      Even a TSA agent acting exactly according to their documented procedures is a groper and a thug. It's like characterizing an exterminator as a bug killer.

    49. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      It's not silly to require that the government -- and government employees -- follow the law. The 4th Amendment guarantees me the right to freedom from unreasonable* searches without probable cause, and purchasing an airline ticket is not probable cause. If I tried to "enhanced pat-down" all of the customers entering my wife's business, you'd better believe that I would end up on a sex-offender list, on the receiving end of a multitude of lawsuits and my wife's business would no longer have any customers. It is complete and utter nonsense to argue that things are any different for the airlines (with a 1 in 20 million chance of a hijacking, much less terrorist bombing), no matter how badly Janet Napolitano and John Pistole want to tell you otherwise.

      *Yes, "unreasonable" is open to interpretation. I've argued to point many other times here on /. and on my personal blog. Just read the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals decision on Ek vs. US and fill in the blanks yourself.

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    50. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by sjames · · Score: 1

      And yet we have seen actual publicly released video tape of "pat downs" that *I* would certainly consider to be a violation.

      It's a sensitive area. Some people and cultures aren't much bothered. In others, the only acceptable response is to stone the groper to death

      .

    51. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the entire point of the complaint? It wasn't done properly. There is virtually no oversight and they have all the power. This is a situation ripe for abuse and must be stopped. It makes NO ONE SAFER and demeans everyone involved.

    52. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by sjames · · Score: 2

      Is the TSA agent to blame for all of this, no.

      The principle that a person is individually responsible for serious crimes committed under orders is well established.

    53. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ones in Pittsburgh are really nice, one of them complimented my gaming laptop as I went through. I couldn't imagine them doing something like this. I hope that justice is served one way or the other.

    54. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by drnb · · Score: 1

      Is the TSA agent to blame for all of this, no.

      The principle that a person is individually responsible for serious crimes committed under orders is well established.

      There is one problem with your point, the standard TSA pat down is not a crime.

    55. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The whole idea that 300 million Americans are required to choose between a potentially unsafe dose of radiation or an act that would be considered sexual assault in every jurisdiction in the country just to be able to fly on a plane is the real injustice. All because terrorists killed 3000 people one time 10 years ago.

      How many have been killed on the highways since then? Where are the traffic nazis on every road?

      How many have overdosed on prescription drugs since then? Where are the drug nazis at every pharmacy?

      How many have been shot since then? Where is the gun nazi at every walmart?

      Why do we spend 10 billion a year to prevent the potential loss of one or two $100 million airplanes?

    56. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by G00F · · Score: 1

      Because what they are allowed to do is bad enough.

      Every chance we get to make TSA look bad, we should. Every chance we get to cut their funding we should. Every chance we get to limit their scope and power we should take.

      The current environment is absolutely disgusting, there is enough people willing to throw away their rights, that I don't have a chance in hell to even keep mine.

      Should there ever be an organized protest in SLC area against T.S.A., I would participate. Hell I even voted for a <a href="http://chaffetz.house.gov/">bastard</a> who did his own protesting against TSA, yet hasn't done a thing to remove them. Even doing little things like passing comics bringing to light the vileness of TSA brings comments from people "well they are all mostly good and protect us from bad guys".

      So every chance we get to show them for the vile villains they are, run with it. It makes news, and news (along with campaign bribes) is what drives politicians.

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    57. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tgd · · Score: 2

      Do an article search with "Patent", "Microsoft", "Linux", or basically just scroll down the page.

      Every single article on Slashdot shows its radical bias. Its just most of the time the radical bias is the one the readers are here to see. Slashdot hasn't been a discussion forum for people with nerd tendencies since the whole VA Linux thing happened. Most of the readers on here weren't around back then, but the whole site went to shit when that happened. Ad revenue, driven by extremely biased coverage became the driving factor.

      Now, mind you, its still one of the better sites out there (especially compared to garbage like Digg), but its not even close to its former glory. These days Slashdot is closer in journalistic integrity to Fox News.

    58. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LVSlushdat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just after 2001, I flew quite a bit for work, but the last time was in 2004, as the travel requirement on that job ended. After seeing/hearing all of the horror stories about TSA and their peversions, I absolutely refuse to fly anymore. To put it in context, I was out of work, I applied for a position which on the job description said nothing about any travel involved. During the interview it became clear that this position involved about 50% travel. I told the interviewer "thanks but no thanks". He in turn told me as I was leaving that they were having an extremely hard time filling this position due to exactly my reasons. He said they'd interviewed some 20 otherwise qualified applicants who balked at the air travel requirement. Actually, I LOVE to fly/travel, and were it not for the TSA's antics, I probably would have continued the interview. I wished them good luck in finding someone willing to commit to that much airtravel with today's TSA-infestation. I really hated to end the interview, as it was going well, and it looked as though they might offer me the position. In any event, I found a much better position about a week later that was strictly local, even with significantly better pay.. Back to the topic at hand: Hats off to people like Ms Alkon.. THIS is part of what it is going to take to begin to kill that abortion called the TSA.

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    59. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by sjames · · Score: 2

      It may not be DEFINED by the U.S. government as a crime, but it's still a crime. The state of Texas has seriously considered defying the federal government and re-asserting that the TSA procedures ARE a crime in spite of intense pressure to back down.

      Nothing Saddam did in Iraq was a "crime" in the sense that he made the laws and he said it was all fine. That didn't make it true and it didn't save him.

    60. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As I understand it - and I am certainly not a lawyer - the TSA employee will face an uphill battle in court. Which is kinda the way it should be, really: innocent until proven guilty.

      If the blogger alleged that the TSA employee raped her, and took it to court, she'd have to prove that the TSA employee actually did sexually assault her. That, as the blogger apparently found out, was something of a non-starter: she'd have to actually prove that the TSA employee's hand did enter her vagaina, etc., and moreover that it was meant as sexual assault and was not called for by procedures or reasonable suspicion. With nothing but her own testimony, that's not likely to - excuse the pun - fly. And even if it did, odds are the TSA employee would be indemnified as it happened as part of her duties as a TSA employee.

      However, the flip side is also true. The blogger did not take it to court. She made a public statement on her blog. Now, that's generally protected under the 1st amendment. But the 1st amendment doesn't cover libel, slander or - more generally - defamation. Obviously the statements made by the blogger stand to have a seriously harmful effect on the TSA employee. However, to make a defamation charge stick, she'll have to prove that it is defamation: to wit, whereas the blogger would have to prove in charging rape that rape did happen, the TSA employee will have to prove that it did not happen. This seems moderately more likely than proving the rape charge, if the TSA employee can show specific TSA requirements or training that would cause her to treat the blogger in such a fashion, but it most likely comes to the same issue: lack of evidence.

    61. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by jc79 · · Score: 1

      A couple of months ago, a colleague of mine was accompanying a group of 15 and 16-year olds through a US international airport in transit from Ecuador to the UK (not even leaving the airport). One girl forgot to remove her wallet (on a lanyard around her neck) before passing through the metal detector arch. The wallet was under her blouse but visible in outline. The girl was clearly part of a group, clearly a white British person, clearly a minor, and accompanied by two adults. Despite this, the TSA agents at the checkpoint wanted to take this 16 year old child into a side room unaccompanied and perform a full strip and cavity search. After a lot of very scary shouting, they TSA agents reluctantly agreed to allow the accompanying female teacher into the room while the search was carried out. Even after the girl's blouse was removed and the wallet clearly identified as such, the agents wanted to continue the search - the girl was in floods of tears by this point, absolutely terrified. Only after a lot of arguing from the teacher (who in the process herself was threatened with arrest) was the girl allowed to rejoin the group without having her orifices probed by jobsworth goons. The flight had to be held for the group, causing delay to hundreds of other passengers.

      The organisation that the students were travelling with books hundreds of flights each year for groups of school students. Because of this and similar incidents they are likely to avoid US airlines in future and transit through countries such as Spain instead.

      In contrast, I was in Geneva airport a couple of weeks ago. Had my wallet in my pocket when I went through the arch. I was asked "Do you have your wallet in your pocket? May I take a look? Oh, that's fine - carry on, sir." and I went on my way with goodwill all round.

      Everyone in Europe who has flown to the US thinks airport security in the states is a joke that ceased to be funny a long time ago.

    62. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Why do we spend 10 billion a year to prevent the potential loss of one or two $100 million airplanes?

      The populace as a herd is Fearful, and no politician wants to be associated with an idea that would reduce our (apparent) safety. So, no policy gets suggested to change the behavior.

    63. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I believe part of the claim in this case is that the TSA agent gave a pat-down that was more "enhanced" (invasive) than it should have been. That could conceivably be a crime.

    64. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      We're all adults here, we can speak for ourselves.

      Speak for yourself. Lots of would be out of work if we ended up on a no-fly list.

    65. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by drnb · · Score: 1

      It may not be DEFINED by the U.S. government as a crime, but it's still a crime.

      According to what jurisdiction? Please let us know when the UN or International Criminal Court in the Hague says so.

      The state of Texas has seriously considered defying the federal government and re-asserting that the TSA procedures ARE a crime in spite of intense pressure to back down.

      A Texas governor (and his allies) planning to run against the sitting President tries to embarrass the administration, not the best evidence to base an argument upon.

      Nothing Saddam did in Iraq was a "crime" in the sense that he made the laws and he said it was all fine. That didn't make it true and it didn't save him.

      The UN and the Hague considered Saddam's actions to be crimes, unlike the standard TSA pat down.

      Again, annoying and ineffective, but not criminal.

    66. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by erzeszut · · Score: 0

      So true. The phrase "supposedly sullying the otherwise good name...." is biased as shit. Also, it's inaccurate. The screener isn't suing Alkon for "supposedly" sullying her good name. She's suing her for actually defaming her character. Inserting "supposedly" into that sentence insinuates that the lawsuit is frivolous. Look, I don't like the TSA either. I think the institution is seriously flawed, as are many of the individual screeners and security officers. So it is not difficult for me to believe the blogger's account of this case. It seems plausible, if unlikely. That said, plausibility != proof. It is just as possible that the blogger herself is a big liar, and the whole thing was fabricated out of thin air. She certainly seems to like attention, and she's getting in spades right now. Or, as in most things in life, the truth may lie somewhere in the middle. But in any case, no one has been convicted of anything yet, and /. has the responsibility of objectivity. Or are we not even supposed to consider this site anywhere near true journalism at this point??

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    67. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by bgat · · Score: 1

      I have flown more than 100 flight segments in the past 12 months alone, nearly all of them in the USA. Have been patted down many times. Without exception, every TSA agent I have encountered has shown professionalism in the performance of their duties.

      I think the prejudice against the TSA is almost entirely unfounded. Will gladly hear contradictory statements with people having first-hand experience.

      I won't argue whether the TSA should be allowed to exist. To the extent that they DO exist, however, I haven't had any issues with them.

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    68. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0

      Even a legitimate screening from a TSA worker who's just doing their job and doesn't even want to be groping you feels like sexual assault,

      You've got issues or a rather strange fetish.

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    69. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by drnb · · Score: 1

      I believe part of the claim in this case is that the TSA agent gave a pat-down that was more "enhanced" (invasive) than it should have been. That could conceivably be a crime.

      I agree. The post I responded to suggested this was a common sort of behavior, not an anomaly.

    70. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      This. I think the burden of proof here is on the complaintent. It is possible, but the way she described it - pushing on her labia hard multiple times - is likely to get the attention of supervisors (and everyone else in the area).

      And as many people have pointed out, the whole procedure is dumb, annoying but hardly sexually charged. If you're that cranked about your nether parts, either stay home or get professional help.

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    71. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't look like the TSA employee is saying much of anything. What exactly do you think competent counsel would suggest? Shut up. Smile. Let me handle it.

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    72. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      The TSA is the epitome of evil in modern society.

      Talk about a Drama Queen. If the TSA is the worst thing you've come across in your life your either lucky or not particularly observant. I think the TSA is stupid, overbearing, illegal in many respects and useless, but I can think of a lot more evil things even before coffee.

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    73. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well since you are guilty until groped by the smurfs I say your thoughts on innocent until proven guilty go out the window. If being guilty before innocent is fine with the tsa why not slander the ever loving hell out of them? You're guilty anyhow.

    74. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt pathetic.

      But pathos is part of the richness of human experience.

      Therefore the pathetic is the first condition required most strictly in a tragic author, and he is allowed to carry his description of suffering as far as possible, without prejudice to the highest end of his art, that is, without moral freedom being oppressed by it. He must give some sort to his hero, as to his reader, their full load of sutfe ing, without which the question will always be put whether the resistance opposed to suffering is an act of the soul, something positive, or whether it is not rather a purely negative thing, a simple deficiency.

      --- Frederich Schiller (1879) On the Pathetic

    75. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      . Is the TSA agent to blame for all of this, no... Is there the rare criminal working for the TSA, yes, just like every other industry and social group.

      Do these two sentences appear to contradict each other? Yes!
      Is this good style? No!
      Are you suffering from Cognitive Dissonance? Maybe!

    76. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pepper the TSA agent with derogatory remarks ("Checkpoint smurf", "Groper") based on allegations filed in a lawsuit?

      Perhaps based on the fact that the searches are intrusive and do constitute molestation / groping? Or that the TSA and its employees are deserving of far more ridicule? You can call the slashdot summary defamation but I'd call it accurate even without the bloggers allegations.

    77. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xaositecte · · Score: 2

      Several, on both counts, but that has nothing to do with this.

    78. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by drnb · · Score: 0

      . Is the TSA agent to blame for all of this, no... Is there the rare criminal working for the TSA, yes, just like every other industry and social group.

      Do these two sentences appear to contradict each other? Yes!

      Not if you read them in context without gratuitous and self serving snipping. The first is referring to TSA policy in general and to all TSA agents in general, as the GP was referring to all of the TSA rather than a single agent. With this new knowledge try reading the original text again:
      "Those of us who have been patted down by the TSA know your opinion is silly. Were we annoyed, yes. Were we somewhat "insulted" since there is a presumption of guilt to some degree, yes. Would the TSA agent rather be checking your luggage rather than your body, yes. Is the TSA agent to blame for all of this, no. Would we prefer the gov't to be practical and realistic(*) rather than politically correct, yes. Is there the rare criminal working for the TSA, yes, just like every other industry and social group."

      Are you suffering from Cognitive Dissonance? Maybe!

      No, but you seem to be suffering from a reading comprehension disorder. :-)

    79. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sure, more evil, no doubt. But this is the shape of modern evil: the loss of dignity and freedom by inches, always racheting down, with never a real reason why we move to less and never to more (as opposed to the people getting hacked apart with machetes in Africa for having the wrong religion, which has the shape of older evil). The modern shape of evil is "nothing personal" and "we have your best interests at heart" and everyone cooperates because it's easier, and it's not much worse than last year.

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    80. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innocent until proven guilty doesn't mean what you think it does. The DA don't assume someone he prosecutes is innocent. I also don't need to make any presumption. I'm free to make up my own mind and not bound to follow a jury thoughts.

    81. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right! A TSA agent has every right as an American citizen to defend his or her good name.

      Let's give this agent the opportunity to do so with a non-consensual, invasive search of their body, belongings, home and computer. As long as there's absolute certainty that there's nothing that might be incriminating, it shouldn't be a problem right?

      If the agent refuses: hefty fine and automatic finding of the case in the plaintiff's favor.

    82. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at the price of a tank of gas just goes to prove how the oil companies are raping us.

      Its called hyperbole, and it is protected speech.

      Go google "Bill of Rights", you have all sorts of freedoms the government doesn't want you to know about.

    83. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Either the TSA is responsible for hiring a bunch of perverts who are responsible for their own sick actions, or it is responsible for writing policies that encourage otherwise law abiding agents to sexually violate travelers. Which is it?

      And don't try to claim that the TSA isn't responsible because the TSA can't be held responsible for the actions of agents who can't be held responsible because they follow TSA policy. That's just a circle jerk.

    84. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by drnb · · Score: 1

      Those are some pretty silly straw men that you have manufactured there. Feel free to come back when you address a point that I actually made.

    85. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      > "An anonymous reader writes " ... "checkpoint smurf"

      Only the title was written by the Slashdot staff, so you can't very well blame them for what the anonymous contributer wrote.

      As for the title... groping is defined as "To feel about blindly or uncertainly in search". The TSA agent doing an enhanced patdown is required to feel, without looking, for explosives in the genital are. They are required to grope people. All TSA agents that perform the enhanced patdowns are, by definition, gropers.

      But why let mere facts dissuade you from ranting. Carry on.

    86. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of us don't personally know the murderer in trial, so we shouldn't pass any judgment and let the court figure it out.

      Most of us DO have personal experiences involving TSA agents, and any reasonable person knows that they are breaking the supreme law of the U.S.

    87. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Very true.

      10 years ago, I would have followed every link on the front page.

      Seems like Slashdot is heading toward FOX/CNN territory.

    88. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah except I can't even get my burger made the same way at frickin mcdonalds!

      Do you really think you're selective encounters with the TSA represents how they treat everyone?

      Narrow, meet minded.

    89. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I'll just quote exactly what the poster above you said:

      However, the flip side is also true. The blogger did not take it to court. She made a public statement on her blog. Now, that's generally protected under the 1st amendment. But the 1st amendment doesn't cover libel, slander or - more generally - defamation. Obviously the statements made by the blogger stand to have a seriously harmful effect on the TSA employee. However, to make a defamation charge stick, she'll have to prove that it is defamation: to wit, whereas the blogger would have to prove in charging rape that rape did happen, the TSA employee will have to prove that it did not happen. This seems moderately more likely than proving the rape charge, if the TSA employee can show specific TSA requirements or training that would cause her to treat the blogger in such a fashion, but it most likely comes to the same issue: lack of evidence.

    90. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Why hasn't the blogger pressed charges?

      You're assuming everything the blogger has alleged is true. In other words, guilty until proven innocent.

    91. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Well said.

    92. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Fned · · Score: 1

      Wonder how she'll describe her next pelvic exam...

      I'ma go out on a limb here and say "consensual."

    93. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be because a lot of us travel and have experienced something similar from the TSA ourselves, but are too scared to do anything about it.

      Why dont you speak for yourself? We're all adults here, we can speak for ourselves.

      Because if one of the TSA fucktards puts you on the no-fly list in retaliation, your career in anything requiring travel could be over with no recourse.

    94. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      "(especially since, IIRC, women have to do the female pat downs, and men have to do the males)"
      FYI, there's this new thing that's been recently discovered called Homosexuality. It turns out that some people prefer members of their own gender. Hell there's even talk of something called Bisexuality where it seems that they don't even care - it seems their partner discrimination stops at "Oooh, cute".

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    95. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If said murderer wears his mafia hitman uniform to court, presents himself as an official hitman, and doesn't contest that the action took place, only sues because he doesn't like to be called a murderer when he did the killing according to mafia policy, and it is his job to do so - yes, I would call him a murderer.

    96. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Probably because enough of us have been patted down by the TSA to know it's all-too-plausible.

      Being patted down by a cop/TSA smurf is not rape, you retard.

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    97. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I've flown a couple of times since they started ramping up the theatrics, internationally even. I also have many friends and family members who have done the same. Neither myself nor anyone that I personally know has had any particular problems getting through airport security, nor has anyone been groped or raped by the TSA. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm just saying that if it is so common as everyone claims I must be a massively improbable outlier.

      If you have an over-inflated sense of your own importance (or are simply autistic), then a TSA employee even touching you becomes an invasion of your personal body space. For the rest of us, a clothed pat down is not a big deal.

      It would be when they take you to a private examination room, strip off your clothes and get out the rubber gloves that I'd be worried, but this is only going to happen if they have a good idea you're a terrorist/criminal via intelligence.

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    98. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It might be because a lot of us travel and have experienced something similar from the TSA ourselves, but are too scared to do anything about it. When somebody finally does stand up for themselves, it's hard not to cheer for them and vent a little at the TSA's expense.

      I call bullshit. Are you seriously suggesting that you have had a TSA insert their finger in your anus/vagina in public and you did nothing about it?

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    99. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The issue is as I see it, the agent doesn't deny what happened, they are suing because the rapist label was applied.

      Maybe I read it wrong, but based on the accusation, that label appears to be fitting.

      You don't defend an accusation of serious assault by saying it was actually just a not-quite-as-serious assault.

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    100. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSA is an institutionalized violation of the right to body and limb, applied to the fastest mode of long-distance travel. How is this not the epitome of evil?

      Of all the items in the declaration of human rights, the control of one's own body is arguably the most sacred. Violation of that right is guaranteed to leave mental scars on the victim.

      This violation is enacted and protected by a government that has the worst holier-than-thou attitude safe for Venezuela, and is certainly the most rabid about not respecting another country's sovereignty.

      This is then coupled to basically the only viable means for long-distance mass transportation, which implies that people will have to choose between forfeiting their bodies or the right to free movement.

      Of course they do not perform 100% searches, that would defeat the point. Keeping the chance to be victimized well below the point where it would register will keep the frogs in the boiling water. The point is to condition all serfs to give up their bodies and minds to the first authority figure that comes knocking.

    101. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually, Ms. Aklon has not claimed anything of the sort, which you would know if you had read the blog post in question (it is linked from the article). She specifically says that she screamed "You raped me" at the woman and then talks about the legal advice that said she would be unlikely to prevail in a sexual assault case and would have a better case based on fourth or fifth amendment grounds.

      She hasn't filed rape charges because she doesn't believe she was raped, and does claim that it was rape. She hasn't filed sexual assault charges because she has been advised that the case would be unlikely to win. As for a lawsuit on fourth and/or fifth amendment grounds? You'd have to ask her that, but I would hazard a guess that it's expensive as a syndicated columnist her strength is writing about her experiences rather than winning lawsuits.

      Again, she never called Ms. Magee a rapist, she is accused of having committed a "government sanctioned sexual assault".

      Finally, the blog post isn't even really about Ms. Magee, her name is included as an after thought. It's about unreasonable it is to require that a government employee actually violate your body for the simple reason that you are boarding a plane. According to Ms. Aklon, as far as she could tell everyone boarding the same flight as her received similar treatment. That's a lot civil liberty violations. The post is mostly about how Americans should refuse to accept this barbarous treatment.

      Honestly, is "the hands of the state have no business in the vaginas of the people" really such a foreign concept to you people now?

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    102. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Ms. Alkon's attorney advised her it would be a non-starter - but they don't explain why they advised her of that.

      You should actually read the blog post. The lawyer's explanation is right there:

      I think it is extremely unlikely that these pat-downs would be deemed a sexual assault, or any assault for that matter. In the first place, the person doing the pat-down would be acting according to regulations and instructions, hence on good faith ... because of the purported justification ("National security", airline safety).

      The only issue, it seems to me, is whether there is a decent security reason to justify such pat-downs, or whether it is an unconstitutional search and seizure, or invasion of privacy/intrusion, because not justified for safety reasons. As with most constitutional rights, including this Fourth Amendment search-and-seizure, or Fifth Amendment due process, a court would weigh the state's justification (i.e., security gains) versus the citizen's losses (privacy, dignity). ...To win a battle for liberty like this, people must not get accustomed to these indignities, but must complain about them every single time ... and in every forum possible.

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    103. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by black+soap · · Score: 1

      I have traveled after handling explosives. One of my bags should have gunpowder residue all over it from being used at a shooting range. I have never been flagged for "suspicious chemicals", even when they swabbed the handles and zippers of my bag.

      I know people who work with explosives on a daily basis. They and everything they own should have detectable explosive residue on them. They never get flagged.

      I have come to the conclusion that the swabs and tester they use at airports in the US are really only looking for drugs.

    104. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Americano · · Score: 1

      So, it's unconstitutional, and it should be complained about every time in every forum possible... except the singular forum where she is most likely to effect a change to a policy which abridges her constitutional rights - namely, a courtroom?

      Once again, I bet the ACLU would love to sink their teeth into this sort of a case. Why not call them up and see if they can run with it? She clearly has no qualms about relating her story publicly, she has done so on her blog. Why not get on the stand and deliver compelling testimony showing the impact of the TSA policies on real people, and demonstrate how monstrously invasive it is, with the goal of getting a judge to order the TSA to revise its policies?

      I'm sorry, but this is "Protest Lite" that she's engaging in. "I'm so furious about this mistreatment that I'm going to... blog about it."

    105. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Americano · · Score: 1

      We have been offered no proof that this "violation of her body" occurred as she says it, other than her own blog post. It is a case of "he said, she said,"

      Ms. Alkon claims she was violated. Ms. Magee claims she followed standard TSA protocol, and that no such assault took place. I don't think you'll find anybody in the TSA who would agree that jamming fingers into someone's vagina is a "standard TSA security protocol." For those of you who are going to smugly reply "LOL THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK," please provide some written proof to justify your belief that standard TSA screening protocol involves the screener sticking fingers inside the anus or vagina of passengers.

      If there IS no support for the claim that this is standard protocol, AND Ms. Magee behaved as she is described to have behaved, then Ms. Magee violated protocol, and should then be subject to disciplinary (and perhaps legal) action; If there is support for the claim that this is standard protocol, then it should be a very open and shut case in front of a judge to demonstrate that the TSA screening protocol constitutes government-sanctioned rape and sexual assault.

      But again, all we've got to go on is a blog post and some legalese mail that's gone back and forth between the attorneys. I know it's a foregone conclusion in every loyal Slashdotter's mind that the person on the TSA side of the case is in the wrong, because - duh - she's a TSA agent. But nobody has offered anything other than this blog post (accepted as gospel truth) as facts in the case, and they're more than happy & willing to crucify the woman based on a sole data point: she works for the TSA.

    106. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Yes you are-- if the accusation is false, then the accuser and anyone who repeated their statements as fact are guilty of some pretty serious things-- the accuser of perjury (among other things), and everyone else at LEAST of defamation.

    107. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself.

      That was, actually, my point.

    108. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Parent was asserting that myself and others are scared of the TSA, too much so to do anything about it-- and also that we have "experienced similar things".
      Thats simply not accurate, my list of "fears" does not include "TSA might start messing with me", nor have I "experienced similar things".

      So yes, if you please, I will speak for myself on this issue.

    109. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      FYI, there's this new thing that's been recently discovered called Homosexuality. It turns out that some people prefer members of their own gender.

      Im not really clear why thats relevant. Is it impossible that they have the heterosexual ones doing the screening to lessen the chance of a harassment case?

      I would also be interested to see what percentage of sexual harassment cases involve homosexual folks-- I imagine that, statistically, male-female harassment cases are far higher in incidence. Cant find any specific stats on that, unfortunately.

    110. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what they are looking for, nor am I sure why that is relevant. Certainly the TSA didnt want to deal with me longer than they absolutely had to, once it was apparent I was carrying a server. I think the machine was malfunctioning, which became apparent when a clean swab still came up "suspicious" on their machine.

    111. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You may be right, but why should we care? There is documented video of the TSA performing pat downs on toddlers and wheelchair bound grandmothers. Presumption of innocence is for the courts, not the public. You know the saying "Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice shame on me"? The TSA has earned a reputation for thuggery and violations of fundamental rights and as such has forfeited the right to the benefit of the doubt in the minds of the public.

      Additionally, as a syndicated columnist who has a reputation to protect, Ms. Aklon is probably also awarded slightly more credibility than a random blogger would get. Given that she does have a reputation to protect, it seems unlikely that she would pick a fight with the TSA over an incident she invented. Not inconceivable, but given the past history of the TSA and the nature of the complainant, the allegations seem plausible.

      Frankly, I think it's the agency that's getting the worst of it, the woman herself is almost incidental to the story. She is named, as far as I can tell, to shame her for her participation in tyranny.

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    112. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Americano · · Score: 1

      You may be right, but why should we care?

      You know, you could have just said that from the start, and saved me the bother of trying to reason with you.

      I'll give you a point for (belated) honesty, at least - you're really just interested in mouthing some self-righteous screed about "thuggery" and "fundamental rights," regardless of the minor details of what actually happened, or whether the facts support your predetermined notions.

    113. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by WNight · · Score: 1

      Pft. The TSA is provably worthless because they knowingly continue to do the wrong things. They're obviously (as in, to the people who man the stations) not useful for security because of everything that comes in without getting screened via other paths. (And yes, it gets some but lesser screening - I saw a family have a collectible plate taken away (it could have been a weapon, gasp!) but while waiting for my flight I noticed a virtually identical plate for sale in the secure area.)

      So anyways, nobody who works at the TSA can use "saving lives" as an excuse for anything they do. It's obvious security theater to the tourists who lost their plate, and to the guards enforcing it. As such, unjust treatment is obviously just unjust, with no higher purpose to rescue it.

      At that, everyone in the organization from the janitor and the mailboy to the management and front-line gropers, is guilty of groping. They know it happens and they know it's worthless, but they continue to support it. The only problem with the suit is that it doesn't sue the whole management chain too.

      The concept that they NOT be required to defend their behavior is ludicrous. Legal, but ludicrous.

    114. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You know, you could have just said that from the start, and saved me the bother of trying to reason with you.

      You haven't tried to reason with me. You keep trying to change to subject and focus on the details of the allegation that we do not know. You're offering very tenuous arguments that maybe it wasn't exactly technically rape. Which might be understandable if anyone were actually arguing that it was. Frankly, I find your statements to be boorish and simpleminded. You don't seem to understand that people aren't really talking about this incident, this alleged incident has just brought the issue of TSA abuses up yet again.

      You seem unable or unwilling to follow any line of conversation that goes beyond writing about how much nobody knows about the incident you freely admit you know nothing about. Why are you even bothering to post?

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    115. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Americano · · Score: 1

      If you don't know the facts of the situation, how can you claim any legitimacy for your opinion? Why do you automatically conclude that, in any situation involving the TSA, the TSA agent is automatically guilty?

      Your simple-minded insistence that "It's the TSA, of course they're abusing people!" is exactly the sort of naive, trite bullshit that undermines any serious attempt to engage the TSA in a meanginful effort to change their policies and practices. It's "crying wolf" of the first order, and - given that this is Slashdot - as somebody who no doubt considers himself logical and rational, you are displaying precious little of that sensibility right now.

    116. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem here is that she must be too skinny.

      The TSA doesn't get anywhere my genitals. :)

    117. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Again, you try to drag the conversation back to a topic no one but you wants to talk about. Do you not understand how tiresome and pedantic your behavior is?

      I tried discussing why most people are all to willing to believe the worst of the TSA and all you can do is stupidly repeat that we don't know the details of this incident. It seems to me that practically everyone except you knows and understand this. But you for some reason are stuck on the notion that this is a new and novel insight rather than so blindingly obvious it doesn't even bear mentioning in regular conversation.

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    118. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      She hasn't filed rape charges because she doesn't believe she was raped, and does claim that it was rape.

      If she claims it was rape, then does she not believe her own claim? How can she not believe it was rape and yet honestly claim it was?

      Again, she never called Ms. Magee a rapist,

      But you just said: "She specifically says that she screamed "You raped me" at the woman ...". Is that NOT calling her a rapist?

      Just what kind of looney definitions are we working with when you can say "you raped me" to someone and NOT be calling them a rapist? Is a rapist not "someone who commits the act of rape"? How can she not believe she was raped, after screaming "you raped me" at someone, and still claim that she was raped?

      It's about unreasonable it is to require that a government employee actually violate your body for the simple reason that you are boarding a plane.

      Because it wasn't "for the simple reason". If that was "the simple reason", then EVERYONE who was boarding a plane would get the same treatment. There was another reason, obviously. Whether that reason was sufficient to justify the search doesn't change the fact there was a reason.

    119. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're comparing the government vs. an individual. Do we really need to point out why the individual deserves better bias than the government?

    120. Re:This Article is Borderline Defamation by tbannist · · Score: 1

      If she claims it was rape, then does she not believe her own claim? How can she not believe it was rape and yet honestly claim it was?

      Because of a typo, that may have been unclear. She does not claim that she was raped or that Ms. Magee is a rapist in the blog post. In person, she definitely accused Ms. Magee.

      Because it wasn't "for the simple reason". If that was "the simple reason", then EVERYONE who was boarding a plane would get the same treatment. There was another reason, obviously. Whether that reason was sufficient to justify the search doesn't change the fact there was a reason.

      According the blog post, everyone else who boarded the plane was given similar treatment and no reason was ever offered to Ms. Aklon for why she or any of the other passengers was violated in such a manner. Frankly, I find it hard to imagine any reason that could justify this behavior on the TSA's part. There was definitely a reason, but I suspect the reason is specious and if the real reason were disclosed someone would end up in prison or lynched.

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  13. Hey TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    go fuck yourselves. You invasive, dim witted slugs. Nobody but you agrees with the way you treat people. You want $500k because someone called you out for being dicks? Suck it.

  14. Pay the victim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How bout $500k for the woman assaulted...and every other victim that has passed through a TSA line.

    1. Re:Pay the victim by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      the US is ALREADY in a budget crisis... Even though I agree that compensation is a good idea (though $500k is a bit high don't you think?), neither the TSA nor the government in general has that kind of money.

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    2. Re:Pay the victim by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they could come up with it. I'm sure there are plenty of tinpot dictators who would be willing to pay good dosh for some slightly-used backscatter scanners.

  15. Change We Can Believe In by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So suing the TSA over this is a "non-starter" and even writing about it gets you sued by the molesting thugs... Why do the people in the USA put up with something like this? I thought you were scared witless by terrorists, not authorities, but I guess I was wrong.

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    1. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Terrorist, authorities, what's the difference in the end? Both operate under the "do what we say or bad things will happen to you" rule book.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Change We Can Believe In by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      We ARE scared witless of terrorists. I'm personally morbidly terrified of them. I think the problem is that, if you're not in the USA, the confusion is because our media would have you believe we think they're hiding in a desert cave somewhere and not in Washington.

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    3. Re:Change We Can Believe In by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 2

      We have no choice, it's forced on us by neocons and liberals alike. There are very few of us who believe in individual liberty, an important part of which is freedom of travel within our own country and not allowing arbitrary warrantless searches, much less arbitrary warrantless cavity searches. Personally I vote for those who oppose violation of my rights, and I refuse to fly anymore, driving is just fine.

    4. Re:Change We Can Believe In by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Because there's a low probability that, all things considered, armed revolution would be worthwhile.

    5. Re:Change We Can Believe In by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I don't, I refuse to fly in the US. I'll take the train or drive, if I really need to fly, I'll drive up to Canada and catch a flight there. It's definitely not worth being sexually assaulted just to get on a plane.

      Plus, it's pointless anyways since they don't do that with airline employees.

    6. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Terrorist, authorities, what's the difference in the end?

      I've actually seen authorities.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    7. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey we're American. We're scared of everything

    8. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe in your president. Believe in your government.

      Once we've spent ourselves into default and become a third world country, we'll experience the peace and tranquillity experienced by those enlightened elder countries like France, Italy, Spain, Greece, etc.

      Just keep repeating the manta, "Ommmm, Universal Health Care, Ommmm, Universal Heath Care."

    9. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! 5 Insightful.

    10. Re:Change We Can Believe In by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      "Authorities" are just the terrorists who were on the side that wrote the history books.

      --
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    11. Re:Change We Can Believe In by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I thought you were scared witless by terrorists, not authorities, but I guess I was wrong.

      The two aren't mutually exclusive. The last ten years have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are, by and large, cowards.

    12. Re:Change We Can Believe In by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      I've actually seen authorities.

      Wish I had mod points.

    13. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were scared witless by terrorists, not authorities, but I guess I was wrong.

      In present day United States of America, We The People see no real difference between State/Federal "Agents", and "terrorists". In present day United States of America, they are one and the same.

    14. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were scared witless by terrorists, not authorities, but I guess I was wrong.

      I never realized it works like that. Fear of terrorists directly translates into fear of authorities due to the power that the authorities can usurp by playing on fear of terrorists.

    15. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea just how big a WIN the terrorists scored on 9/11/01 in the US...

      It's really sad what's become of this once great nation...

    16. Re:Change We Can Believe In by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      We ARE scared witless of terrorists. I'm personally morbidly terrified of them. I think the problem is that, if you're not in the USA, the confusion is because our media would have you believe we think they're hiding in a desert cave somewhere and not in Washington.

      Who's "we", kemosabe? Terrorist attacks are very, very low on my long list of concerns about security, privacy, and accountability in the US.

      --
      "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
    17. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do the people in the USA put up with something like this? I thought you were scared witless by terrorists, not authorities, but I guess I was wrong.

      Because deep down, we in America know that it was the authorities that trained, funded, armed, and subsequently allowed the terrorists to do what they did simply in the name of making more money.

    18. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      This. I refuse to fly while this shit exists. If everyone had the two brain cells necessary to realize that not flying causes you to avoid being sexually assaulted, then the financially losses to the aviation industry would be so massive that the TSA would vanish quite quickly.

      --
      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    19. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The authorities are the terrorists in the good ol' U-S-of-A

    20. Re:Change We Can Believe In by cbope · · Score: 1

      Driving is great, too bad there are things called oceans and seas between the continents though.

    21. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So suing the TSA over this is a "non-starter" and even writing about it gets you sued by the molesting thugs...

      The blogger named someone (a person, not the TSA) who is not a public figure and accused them of a serious crime. Public figures get a far lower standard of protection, and as bloggers are increasingly being viewed as journalists, they are going to have to face the bad as well of good sides of that coin.

    22. Re:Change We Can Believe In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The terrorists are very smart. They've gotten our government to do their job for them.

    23. Re:Change We Can Believe In by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      What I was trying to say was "politicians are terrorists".

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    24. Re:Change We Can Believe In by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 1

      I have absolutley no need to travel to another continent. Driving, and in some cases trains, are perfectly acceptable to me. Unfortuantely if Napolitano has her way, train passengers will soon be treated like airline passengers and that'll no longer be a travel option either.

      Regardless, in the rare even I needed to travel to another continent there are these things called ships, which are made to travel across the oceas and seas from one continent to another. If you don't need to be there in a hurry you can get good rates and a unique experience as a passenger on a cargo ship.

      One man's experience

      Freighter travel wiki

    25. Re:Change We Can Believe In by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      What I was trying to say was "politicians are terrorists".

      Ah. That makes... a lot more sense. My mistake.

      --
      "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
  16. If I ever take my family overseas by Quila · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am driving to Canada and catching a flight from there. Within the country, I'm driving.

    I have daughters, and I don't think I'll be able to sit by and watch while they're sexually assaulted. Daddy would be going to jail.

    1. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is why I don't fly anymore. Molest me, fine, it'll piss me off and I'll want to talk to a manager. Molest my kid, and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

      --
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    2. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much is the TSA paying you, assclown?

    3. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't fly anymore. Molest me, fine, it'll piss me off and I'll want to talk to a manager. Molest my kid, and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

      Agree wholeheartedly, but epic win for the quote!

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      "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
    4. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by anyGould · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't fly anymore. Molest me, fine, it'll piss me off and I'll want to talk to a manager. Molest my kid, and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

      +1 Epic Quote Win, +1 Fatherly Truth.

      Every time I start to think "maybe I'll travel to the US - my kid's never been to Disneyland" another of these cases shows up and I'm reminded why it's just not going to happen any time soon.

    5. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Hatta · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the Customs agent decides your daughter is cute and decides to check for contraband? You have even fewer rights at a border crossing than in an airport.

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      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    6. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by SlippyToad · · Score: 2

      Your comment shows you don't understand parenthood, or just how far a father would go to protect his daughter.

      Trust me, if a TSA assclown put his hands on my little girl, they're going to have to just arrest me. One reason I won't travel by plane with my kids until this security theater delusion has worn off.

      And I guess if the airlines don't want even more people to abandon their shitty, scary service, they might take a moment to re-assess their business models. I REFUSE TO FLY in the Continental US at the moment. There is NO INCENTIVE YOU COULD GIVE ME to put myself through that bullshit again.

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    7. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I have daughters, and I don't think I'll be able to sit by and watch while they're sexually assaulted. Daddy would be going to jail.

      Yep. You and me both.

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    8. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      Your comment shows you don't understand the meaning of the words "sexual assault".

      I don't know about GPP, but personally, I really couldn't care less about the legal definition. If a government employee (TSA? check...) uses power or intimidation (can't opt out of the search if it becomes too intrusive? check...) to touch someone else's genitals (see TFA), it is a sexual assault, and I will use whatever force necessary, including violence if necessary in my sole discretion, against TSO's to protect myself and my family from sexual assault, PERIOD.

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    9. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

      Amen! I have also considered trains for domestic travel or boats for international, if first traveling to Canada to fly isn't feasible. The only way I will ever fly in this country again is if

      A) the government is overthrown and freedom is restored
      B) I get obscenely rich and build my own luxury dirigible/sky yacht

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      Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
    10. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Mitreya · · Score: 1
      This is why I don't fly anymore.

      See, I would love to get on that high horse, but not everyone has that option. I assume all of the family that you care about is located close enough that you can drive/ take a train? Or they travel to you? You haven't had to interview at any out of state, across-the-US, location? You also, I take it, haven't had to take a (good) job 2.5 hours flight away from your old location/family/friends?

      If only there was a more expensive, non-molesty flight option... but simply not flying is not always on the table.

    11. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, I'm not TSA's biggest fan, but my wife and I were flying on vacation a couple of months ago and traveling with infants. We had _a lot_ of stuff (all within the carrying limit, but still. It included a double stroller). The TSA folks helped us get the stroller through the metal detector, the seats through the X-ray machine, shunted people around us so we could make sure we had the kids OK and in our arms, etc. Once we were through they made sure we had space to get everything back together, etc. etc. I walked up to the agent in charge and said, "I've got to say, you guys catch a lot of crap. Most of it you deserve. But this time I have to give you credit for really helping out." He looked shocked and said, "Sir, in all the time I've been doing this, no one, for any reason, has ever said, 'thank you.'" Yes, I know that could (most likely is?) because they haven't done much that warranted thanks. But in this case (and truth-to-tell, at the next airport we had a good experience with the TSA folks there, too) they were professional and helpful. We made a point of sending an email in to someone we know at TSA and gave the agent's name, letting them know they were exceptionally helpful. Like one of the parent posts said, there are a lot of TSA folks who signed on not expecting to be told they have to grope people. Then again, there are probably a number who signed up hoping they'd get to do just that. All I know is that in those two cases, they surprised me.

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    12. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there was a more expensive, non-molesty flight option... but simply not flying is not always on the table.

      Are you being facetious? Use a charter flight out of general aviation. No TSA. Though, I suspect that you might be surprised by the veracity of the "more expensive" part of your wish.

    13. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by edalytical · · Score: 1

      In Arizona you would not be going to jail.

      Arizona Revised Statues 13-411

      A. A person is justified in threatening or using both physical force and deadly physical force against another if and to the extent the person reasonably believes that physical force or deadly physical force is immediately necessary to prevent the other's commission of arson of an occupied structure under section 13-1704, burglary in the second or first degree under section 13-1507 or 13-1508, kidnapping under section 13-1304, manslaughter under section 13-1103, second or first degree murder under section 13-1104 or 13-1105, sexual conduct with a minor under section 13-1405, sexual assault under section 13-1406, child molestation under section 13-1410, armed robbery under section 13-1904 or aggravated assault under section 13-1204, subsection A, paragraphs 1 and 2.

      Basically if someone is going to molest your children or sexual assault your wife you may kill them. And I believe that's the way it should be.

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    14. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by dual+eyes · · Score: 1

      I have never had an issue crossing into Canada at a land border crossing. Going into the USA is another matter - always unpleasant.

    15. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by weicco · · Score: 1

      Every time I start to think "maybe I'll travel to the US - my kid's never been to Disneyland"

      http://www.disneylandparis.com/

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      You don't know what you don't know.
    16. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Cheapest charter non-Cessna-152 type flight (ie, capable of coast to coast) is about $4000 an hour. Granted you can bring quite a few people with you (what, maybe 6 or 8) but still crossing the country is still at least a five hour flight, moving into the $20,000 each way range, or $40,000 round trip.

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    17. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I noted, the poster did have the "more expensive" part of their wish granted. However, I will point out that your case cites the most expensive manner of charter travel. If travel plans are more flexible, one can obtain cheaper charter flights via "empty legs", buying a seat on a previously chartered flight that wasn't full, being willing to travel to departure/arrival location than one might otherwise choose, and so forth. I would imagine that such savvy consumerism might reduce the cost to a "mere" ~$10k for your scenario.

      Further off topic, but have you checked train prices for cross country travel? Midwest to Miami priced out at over $4k two years ago if one wished to obtain a cabin for the multi-day trip. Renting a car would be faster and cheaper in that case.

    18. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the Customs agent decides your daughter is cute and decides to check for contraband? You have even fewer rights at a border crossing than in an airport.

      Is it not possible to simply say, "uh, I don't think we'll be crossing the border today. Bye!", then turn around and leave?

      Forgive my ignorance - that's an honest question... I just assumed one could readily do so (I've never done a US border crossing except by plane). The difference in the airport is that by the time you're getting molested, you've already checked in your luggage and "turning around and leaving" is a tad more difficult (however, I'd imagine even that should still be possible).

      It seems to me that if they disallow this, they're seriously restricting your freedom to move around within your own country, no? I'm not aware of any signs at the airport that say, "once you've gone beyond this point, you've given up your right to leave again".

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    19. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Except the TSA has actually said that you can get fined up to $11,000 if you enter the checkpoint and turn around and leave.

    20. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sending an email in to someone we know at TSA and gave the agent's name, letting them know they were exceptionally helpful

      You disgust me. After such an experience, you simply had to go and get them fired, didn't you?

    21. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We drove our vacation this year and will drive again next year because of this. Guess this simulated the economy since we bought a new/used SUV for the trips. We've asked Grandparents to come to us. If we fly, it will be overseas. Going through Canada is a good idea. They want to feel me up, have fun, but the kids?

    22. Re:If I ever take my family overseas by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      I'd like to answer the question in your signature. One.

  17. UFIV == Rape? Yes! by mveloso · · Score: 1

    If an UFIA is rape, then an UFIV is rape as well. Plus, it's not like she only got UFIV'd once.

    1. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      An unsolicited finger in the anus, while crude, is not criminal.

    2. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      While a solicited one will cost you extra.

    3. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by MagicM · · Score: 1

      Now that's criminal!

    4. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by KrakHed8645 · · Score: 2

      After last year's Christmas party, I'm fairly certain my former employer would disagree with you!

    5. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by networkBoy · · Score: 2

      Anyone else see the horrible irony in that statement?
      </sad>

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    6. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's every bit as illegal as if it's a vagina. In fact it's just as illegal as the mouth as well. Rape is rape and sexual assault is sexual assault, if there isn't permission and there is coercion, then it's definitely illegal. For reasons relating to several constitutional amendments you can't make things like this only illegal when done to one sex or the other.

    7. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on in which state you live. In several states in the US, the UFIA IS, in fact, illegal.

    8. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, in California it is. Read the letter from Ms. Alkon's attorney. He cites the California code on rape. Which says to the effect placing any body part or object in the vagina or anus is rape.

    9. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      Judging by TFA, she didn't get UFIV'd at all. She just doesn't know the difference between her vulva and her vagina. The side of the TSA agent's hand slipped between her labia through her apparently not very protective clothes as she was administering the karate chop they use to check for items hidden between the legs. She didn't just reach down her pants and slip a finger in.

      Maybe next time the broad will wear jeans and bring an anatomy book to read on the plane.

    10. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      An unsolicited finger in the anus, while crude, is not criminal.

      Its usually criminal, though usually as some other form of sexual assault and not rape, per se.

      To use the law of one particular jurisdiction as an example, see Section 289 of the California Penal Code.

    11. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vulva starts with V as well.

    12. Re:UFIV == Rape? Yes! by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but the side of the hand can hardly be said to start with F.

  18. Is this summary necessary? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're all in agreement that the TSA security measures are stupid, inefficient, unlikely to actually stop any actual threats, and invasive to our privacy. TSA policy resembles a large scale version of the Milgram experiments. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment/

    This doesn't mean that TSA employees are not people to. They have lives, they have names. They have friends and families. Sure, TSA employees are often incompetent and stupid. The TSA could try to hire retired police and retired MPs but they seem to out of their way not to. But, the low level employees are not deciding policy. They have the same rights as everyone else not be defamed and libeled if they didn't actually do something. So when one of them exercises their legal rights mocking and insulting them is uncalled for. They are just doing their jobs. In the current economy there aren't many jobs out there and the TSA employees want to get paid and not starve like everyone else. You might be smart and well-educated and have a steady job. Good for you. Now meet everyone else.

    And since someone is going to probably twist "they are just doing their jobs" into some ridiculous example of Godwin's Law, let's be clear: this is not the same thing as the Nuremberg defense. "I was just doing my job and following orders" has a very different meaning when one is being told to murder people than when someone is being told to do something to someone who knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways.

    Instead of insulting and labeling individual TSA people, try to fix the actual issues, a general culture of fear and a succession of US Presidents who have minimal respect for the Constitution.

    Of course if the TSA person did do what the blogger claimed (which wouldn't be that surprising) then the TSA person should be fired and does deserve to have their name plastered everywhere. But let's not rush to judgment ok?

    1. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Stargoat · · Score: 2

      Yes, it is necessary. The world decided some time ago that "I was only following orders" does not comprise a valid defense. Your attempt to derail by Godwinning this argument does not mean that the argument is not valid. People who support a corrupt government by doing bad things are bad because they did bad things, not because they supported a corrupt government. All TSA employees that have gate raped people should be charged with harassment and other crimes. They knew what they were doing was wrong and they chose to do it anyway.

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    2. Re:Is this summary necessary? by LanMan04 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I was just doing my job and following orders" has a very different meaning when one is being told to murder people than when someone is being told to do something to someone who knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways.

      Oh really? The woman who was groped knew a TSA agent would insert part of her hand into the woman's vagina multiple times? Somehow I doubt that.

      Also, to totally Godwin this discussion: Should Jews have publicly renounced/defamed their faith because they "knew what they were getting into" by continuing to be Jewish in the face of the Nazi takeover of Germany?

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    3. Re:Is this summary necessary? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Oh really? The woman who was groped knew a TSA agent would insert part of her hand into the woman's vagina multiple times? Somehow I doubt that.

      Um. That allegation is precisely the main thing that the TSA agent is disputing. Please reread my comment.

      Should Jews have publicly renounced/defamed their faith because they "knew what they were getting into" by continuing to be Jewish in the face of the Nazi takeover of Germany?

      First, you've got the history all wrong. The Nazis killed people whether or not they denounced their religion. People with even ancestral descent from Jews were also killed. Second, let's assume that your counterfactual version of history was accurate. Do you not see a difference between "I have orders to do a patdown search of everyone who decides to use this method of transport as opposed to other methods" and "I have orders to kill everyone who professes a certain set of religious beliefs?" Really? No difference at all?

    4. Re:Is this summary necessary? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Exactly this. TSA rules are dumb. This particular agent may, or may not, have done something bad. If she did she should be punished, but guilty until proven innocent isn't any more fair for her than anyone else.

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    5. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, you've got the history all wrong. The Nazis killed people whether or not they denounced their religion. People with even ancestral descent from Jews were also killed. Second, let's assume that your counterfactual version of history was accurate.

      Fine, replace "Jews" with "communists" or "trade unionists", as those people were also killed.

      Do you not see a difference between "I have orders to do a patdown search of everyone who decides to use this method of transport as opposed to other methods" and "I have orders to kill everyone who professes a certain set of religious beliefs?" Really? No difference at all?

      We do see the difference. The difference is one of scale, and that has no bearing on the question of whether or not what happened is acceptable or whether "it was my job" is a valid defense.

    6. Re:Is this summary necessary? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      No. There isn't a difference just of scale. In one situation people are getting fucking killed. In the other situation people are getting pat-down searches when they choose a specific type of commercial interaction. These are not just differences in degree. There's a genuine difference in kind here.

    7. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSA agent is the PLAINTIFF, jackass.

    8. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no they should have been smart and left germany.

    9. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2

      This doesn't mean that TSA employees are not people to. They have lives, they have names. They have friends and families

      Friends and families who ought to know what they do in their day job. Social blackballing is about the only effective method (short of summary execution) of deterring someone from doing something which is morally reprehensible but legal. If UK landlords can bar traffic wardens from drinking in their pubs, then people who feel they've been mis-treated by TSA agents can publicise who they are & what they did.

      If you would find it awkward for your friends & family to know what you actually do at work, you should be asking yourself if you ought to be doing that job. If you won't then perhaps you need a little prompting from the glare of publicity.

      In conclusion, surely TSA agents have nothing to hide in true accounts of how they go about doing their jobs.

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    10. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you not see a difference between "I have orders to do a patdown search of everyone who decides to use this method of transport as opposed to other methods" and "I have orders to kill everyone who professes a certain set of religious beliefs?" Really? No difference at all?

      you mean other than the fact that they're both completely illegal?

    11. Re:Is this summary necessary? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Because unless the politicians that authorized this are removed they will enact shield laws making the TSA agents unable to held accountable. The we were only following orders people did not get tried by there government but another.

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    12. Re:Is this summary necessary? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      This doesn't mean that TSA employees are not people to.

      Of course they are people too. They are people who willingly decided to become TSA agents, which immediately makes them more suspect than normal people.

    13. Re:Is this summary necessary? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, the principle remains the same, it's just a reduction in the severity of the crime.

      I doubt very much the woman expected to be felt up as well as patted down.

    14. Re:Is this summary necessary? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      No. There isn't a difference just of scale. In one situation people are getting fucking killed. In the other situation people are getting pat-down searches when they choose a specific type of commercial interaction. These are not just differences in degree. There's a genuine difference in kind here.

      To a lot of people, rape is worse than murder. Was this rape? Open question...

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    15. Re:Is this summary necessary? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Do you not see a difference between "I have orders to do a patdown search of everyone who decides to use this method of transport as opposed to other methods" and "I have orders to kill everyone who professes a certain set of religious beliefs?" Really? No difference at all?

      How about between:

      "I have orders to kill everyone who professes a certain set of religious beliefs?"

      and

      "I have orders to do a patdown search of everyone who decides to use this method of transport as opposed to other methods, and I then proceed to rape you."

      ? Is rape not a serious crime? Can it only be perpetrated by strange men who jump out of the bushes?

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    16. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A specific TSA agent is minor problem in comparison to the agency it self. Have you heard of this many instances of humiliation by Postal/DMV etc personnel? It is the TSA which is the culprit and the Congress/Senate/POTUS are all responsible collectively for all these atrocities.

    17. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      Not so... if we are powerless the change the policy, we at least have a responsibility to fight back where we can. The best most passengers can do is to contribute slightly to making the job of the TSA agent more unpleasant: if we make their work unpleasant, and show the appropriate contempt, at least it will increase the job turnover, and raise the cost of the TSA. So do make the TSA agents realise that we don't respect them, don't trust them, and see them as unprofessional hired thugs...then they will quit their jobs a little faster than they otherwise would. Being "just a footsoldier" doesn't exempt people from guilt.

    18. Re:Is this summary necessary? by matria · · Score: 1

      They tried and got turned back or killed. http://www.narrow-gate.net/jeffking/archives/002665.html

    19. Re:Is this summary necessary? by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      This doesn't mean that TSA employees are not people to. They have lives, they have names. They have friends and families.

      Irrelevant. Whether you are "human" or not has nothing whatsoever to do with whether or not you should be called out for doing something repulsive.

      But, the low level employees are not deciding policy.

      Again, irrelevant. Whether you are the one creating policy that is abominable or the one exercising that policy, you are still part of the problem.

      They have the same rights as everyone else not be defamed and libeled if they didn't actually do something.

      But she did do something. Neither the TSO nor the passenger dispute that she conducted an "enhanced pat-down" (i.e., "groped") an airline passenger, which I -- and many others -- maintain is a violation of the 4th Amendment and is a sexual assault.

      So when one of them exercises their legal rights mocking and insulting them is uncalled for.

      "So when one of us exercises our legal rights (to travel and to call an abusive situation what it is), mocking and insulting us is uncalled for." See what I did there?

      They are just doing their jobs. In the current economy there aren't many jobs out there and the TSA employees want to get paid and not starve like everyone else. You might be smart and well-educated and have a steady job. Good for you. Now meet everyone else.

      Cry me a river. If I get fired from my job and decide to take a new job as a hit-man for the Mafia, will your argument that "there aren't many jobs out there and [I] want to get paid and not starve like everyone else" hold water in front of a judge? I don't think so, and rightly so. Likewise, that is NOT an acceptable excuse for a TSO.

      And since someone is going to probably twist "they are just doing their jobs" into some ridiculous example of Godwin's Law, let's be clear: this is not the same thing as the Nuremberg defense. "I was just doing my job and following orders" has a very different meaning when one is being told to murder people than when someone is being told to do something to someone who knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways.

      In the words of Norman Schwartzkopf, "Bovine Scatology" (i.e., "B.S.") It is not a "ridiculous example" of Godwin's Law. It is exactly the same thing. "Just doing my job" to excuse a morally reprehensible action always has been and always will be a weasel's excuse for not having a backbone, whether it was the Nazis in W.W. II or the TSA right now. As for your argument that they "knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways", first, you don't know that you will be selected for gate-rape until the TSO waves you over. Even if you are flying out of an airport that doesn't have an AIT scanner, you can still be selected for the "enhanced pat-down" at "random", you can be patted down at the gate after you've already cleared security (happened to my step-daughter by a trio of MALE TSO's, which according to TSA is against policy -- but try protesting and see what happens to you)...no, you can't abrogate your rights away just by purchasing an airline ticket, especially when the system is so ripe for abuse, and you have no recourse.

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    20. Re:Is this summary necessary? by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Do you not see a difference between "I have orders to do a patdown search of everyone who decides to use this method of transport as opposed to other methods" and "I have orders to kill everyone who professes a certain set of religious beliefs?" Really? No difference at all?

      I see a quantitative difference, but not a qualitative difference. Murder is (arguably) worse than sexual assault, but in a free country, I should have the right to travel through the most efficient means at my disposal or to worship ${Diety|Dieties} as I see fit without fear of being either sexually assaulted or murdered.

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    21. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      As for your argument that they "knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways", first, you don't know that you will be selected for gate-rape until the TSO waves you over.

      You don't know you WILL be, but you know it is possible. You entered the line knowing what could happen. That's the argument, not "you knew it would happen". Ditto for random gate checks.

    22. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Should Jews have publicly renounced/defamed their faith because they "knew what they were getting into" by continuing to be Jewish in the face of the Nazi takeover of Germany?

      They didn't have a choice. The Nazis considered Jewishness to be a "race," not just a religion, and converting to Christianity or whatever wouldn't keep you out of the gas chamber.

    23. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree. "I was just following orders" has a totally different meaning when you are talking about murder (the Nazis) as opposed to sexual assault (the Nazis, TSA).

    24. Re:Is this summary necessary? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      This doesn't mean that TSA employees are not people to.

      People to what?

      Oh, you meant "people, too". Yeah, they are.

      And since someone is going to probably twist "they are just doing their jobs" into some ridiculous example of Godwin's Law, let's be clear: this is not the same thing as the Nuremberg defense. "I was just doing my job and following orders" has a very different meaning when one is being told to murder people than when someone is being told to do something to someone who knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways.

      Actually, no, it doesn't. Its not an excuse for the act in either case. You seem to be suggesting that attempting to fly when the TSA has adopted the procedures amounts to free consent (about which there can be a debate), but even if it were, the consent would be the (arguable) excusing factor, "just doing my job" would not be.

    25. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but no. The TSA should not even exist. The people who go to work for them know what they're getting in to, and that includes being loathed and despised by the public at large. I have no sympathy for them, and you shouldn't either. They're just a bunch of despicable goons.

    26. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Except those "people" (I use the term loosely, only utter scum would want to work in the sexual assault industry) are the ones choosing to take a job where they get to violate people's Constitutional rights as well as fondle people / see then naked against their will.

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    27. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In conclusion, surely TSA agents have nothing to hide in true accounts of how they go about doing their jobs.

      To my knowledge, the truth of the account is in question. Both sides admit a "enhanced pat down" was performed, one side says that pat down went beyond the standard proceedure into penetration, the other side says it didn't. If you haven't worked retail and encountered customers who have lied about what happened in an exchange, you likely have friends who do. It may be a true account, it may be someone looking to get paid, or it may be someone who thinks they can put an end to enhanced pat downs by blowing things out of proportion

    28. Re:Is this summary necessary? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      And since someone is going to probably twist "they are just doing their jobs" into some ridiculous example of Godwin's Law, let's be clear: this is not the same thing as the Nuremberg defense. "I was just doing my job and following orders" has a very different meaning when one is being told to murder people than when someone is being told to do something to someone who knew what they were getting into and elected to go flying anyways.

      That is a very odd view of the world. In the EU things like the right to a private life, the right to work and the right to move around freely are considered basic human rights and are protected. The application of those rights to the real world mean that the government can't do anything which makes it extremely difficult to move freely, such as requiring strip searches at airports. The question for us then is where do your draw the line. Having fingers inserted into your most sensitive and culturally embarrassing orifices may well count.

      It is a bit like if the government decided that everyone must put duct tape over their mouths when outside. Your right to freedom of speech still exists, and you knew what you were getting into when you stepped out the door. Doesn't change the fact that it is oppression.

      I agree with you that the individual TSA agent doesn't really deserve to be attacked personally, and the correct response would be for the victim and the TSA person to sue the TSA together.

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    29. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are not humans. They are just tools of the system. And while I guess it was explained clear enough even for you that this is not consentual for the victim, well, you just explained that the agent has made a clear and strong decision to humiliate others for money.

    30. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto for entering dark alleys, you fucking troll. If I need to get from point A to point B, I don't always have much of a choice.

    31. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

        So when one of them exercises their legal rights mocking and insulting them is uncalled for.

      So it's the TSA employees "legal right" to excessively grope people ? when did excessive groping become a right ?

      Sexual predators are now lining up for TSA jobs because they will be able to exercise their Legal Rights to grope people indiscriminately woohoo !! You mean I get to grope people all day, and it's legal, Huzzah !!

    32. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are just doing their jobs

      The only real effective thing we can do right now is make being a TSA agent a job that no one wants to have, even in this economy. If the agents refuse to follow through with the policies, the policies will have to change.

    33. Re:Is this summary necessary? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      then they can dispute the facts, but since the initial "throw everything you can and see what sticks" letter from the agent's lawyer only opposes the bloggers characterisation, and not her statement of 'facts', we can only presume that they aren't in dispute.

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  19. "checkpoint smurf?" by chispito · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hate the TSA, and body scanners, and taking my shoes off as much as the next guy. But if the blogger was lying, then that is some pretty serious defamation of character that took place.

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    1. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by jfengel · · Score: 1

      From reading TFA (yeah, I know), it's not so much that she was lying so much as that she used some very loaded language to describe it. The woman was fully dressed, but the full-on crotch prod caught her "between the labia", several times.

      It's hard to imagine that the finger got so far as to be "in the vagina", though clearly that's drawing some very fine distinctions. She certainly felt violated.

      I don't know precisely how TSA agents prod women, but I could see it getting into the camel toe. That would be pretty unpleasant, and if you did it to somebody a sexual assault charge is likely, though not rape. There are legal definitions to those charges, but those weren't the senses in which it was used, and I have no idea how a judge will see that. It's not legally rape, and she didn't press rape charges, but colloquially it's not incorrect.

      Sounds like a miserable day for everybody concerned: the TSA agent presumably just doing her job, and the woman who got subjected to that job.

    2. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by _0xd0ad · · Score: 2

      The question isn't about whether she was lying. Nobody is contesting what the blogger has claimed to have happened. The question is about whether or not it's justifiable to call what happened "rape", and whether or not the right to call it that (even if it's hyperbole) is protected under the First Amendment.

    3. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The blogger wasn't lying, the TSA agent doesn't deny doing it. They just claim they did their job to their own utmost satisfaction

    4. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a miserable day for everybody concerned: the TSA agent presumably just doing her job, and the woman who got subjected to that job.

      The problem, of course, is that this is the TSA agent's job. You can't get away with sexual assault and claim it's ok because it's in your job description.

    5. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even if defamation took place, the damages awarded should $1. We are talking about a TSA employee, you pretty much destroy whatever reputation you had when you go to work for them.

    6. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, it doesn't look like Thedala Magee is denying that she works as a TSA agent.

      Sexually humiliating travelers is "TSA agent" job description.

      The gropes I've gotten from TSA agents varied greatly from perp to perp, but the bloggers description of Thedala's attack doesn't vary significantly enough from personal experience to rise to a different level and besmirch Ms. Magee's character any further than her choice of occupation. It just seems like the blogger was unaware of the humiliations inherent in traveling on ticketed airlines.

    7. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1

      Dude, did you not have a girlfriend in middle school? It's so extremely easy to get quite a "bit of play", even with all the clothes on. Getting in is absolutely no problem with or without pants (of course, pants off is a preferred approach ;0 )

    8. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      It's hard to imagine that the finger got so far as to be "in the vagina"

      It's not that hard to imagine. It depends on the type of pants and panties (or lack thereof) and how loose/tight they are. I have done quite a bit of pleasuring (consensually of course) through clothing like this, so I know what I'm talking about.

    9. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a miserable day for everybody concerned: the TSA agent presumably just doing her job, and the woman who got subjected to that job.

      What the hell has happened to us as a country, as a society, to our culture, that we let someone who sexually assaulted someone else off in the name of security as "just doing their job?"

      The TSA should be relieved of their duties en masse immediately.

    10. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate the TSA, and body scanners, and taking my shoes off as much as the next guy. But if the blogger was lying, then that is some pretty serious defamation of character that took place.

      Damn right this is defamation of character. I have the lawyer for Peyo's estate on line 3, and boy, is he pissed!

    11. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by chispito · · Score: 1

      I could pardon someone for being carried away and emotional while recalling actual molestation. It's excessive and counter-productive, but it's understandable.

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    12. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Defamation isnt covered AFAIK.

    13. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      Oblig: He's a slashdotter, so... no. Although these days the inexperienced could always pay a visit to Gropey Smurf.

    14. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by sjames · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the TSA agent has not at any point claimed that anything described didn't happen, she only objected to it's characterization as rape.

    15. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Nobody is contesting what the blogger has claimed to have happened.

      I am. Vagina? She means vulva, right?

    16. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      But if the blogger was lying,

      That's what the surveillance cameras are for. Anyone care to take a small wager that the camera covering the incident was either not functioning, or the "tape has already been re-used"? It's high time the TSA was held accountable.

    17. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Lol didn't see that coming.

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    18. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by truesaer · · Score: 1

      The letter from the TSA agent's lawyer says she followed proper procedure. I doubt that includes inserting a gloved hand into the passenger's vagina 4 times. I think her claims are very much in dispute.

      Not only that, but the actual blog post makes clear that she was upset about the "often crumpled Constitution and Bill of Rights", that people "shouldn't give the TSA an easy time of violating your rights", and that she (PRIOR TO THE SEARCH) "felt it was important to make a spectacle." She then encourages everyone else to do the same, post names of TSA agents, and says that TSA agents are like guards at Nuremberg (she probably means Auchwitz or similar).

      Honestly, between some random TSA agent doing a routine search and someone who freely writes that they came to cause a spectacle and shame the agents for a policy they don't like? I find the TSA agent to be the more credible one here. Amy Alkon set out to try to drum up attention for herself. She didn't react to the search...she planned the reaction before the search. She sounds like a nut to me.

    19. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, the TSA employee, Thedala Magee, has done a fine job of getting her name out there in an attempt to suppress this woman's telling her side of the story. And how did a $10 or so an hour TSA employee afford a retainer? Or are our tax dollars being used to attempt to suppress First Amendment-protected criticism of a government actor here?

    20. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phew. So all is well with the TSA then?

      No, I know that's not what you meant, but I can't shake the feeling that there's something more to this.

      One indication is that the TSA employee has not denied that what allegedly happened actually happened. That's somewhat interesting, is it not?

      My wife and daughter are travelling to the US later this year. I can only hope that they will not be subjected to anything remotely like this. If they are, then what the hell are they (or am I) supposed to do about it? Suck it up? Like it?

      As so many have said: The terrorists have already won, since they have made us destroy our freedom all by ourselves. It's sickening. :-(

    21. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      The 1st Amendment does not cover defamation.

      I'm not from the USA, and even I know this. No reasonable free speech law covers libel or slander.

    22. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      The question isn't about whether she was lying. Nobody is contesting what the blogger has claimed to have happened

      Aside from the TSA member of staff, who considers it to be defamation. That seems to be a pretty strong sign that they contest what happened.

      Defamation is not protected by the first amendment.

    23. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Aside from the TSA member of staff, who considers it to be defamation.That seems to be a pretty strong sign that they contest what happened.

      No. Wrong. They do not contest what happened. They contest whether what happened was "rape". They contest whether it was acceptable to call it that if it wasn't.

    24. Re:"checkpoint smurf?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's not being defamed, and as a public employee Thedela Magee shouldn't even have the right to bring a suit on that basis. The use of the word "rape" as hyperbole is well established--in fact, the term "gate rape" for TSA groping was well established before this incident.

  20. Milgram's Experiment by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    http://cnr.berkeley.edu/ucce50/ag-labor/7article/article35.htm

    That's what this whole TSA thing reminds me of only on a national level with invasive searches. The bonus in this article is the teacher is throwing in a bonus of legal action against the learner if they don't comply.

    America is getting to be a frightening place to live these days. The sad part is it all most likely boils down to some jerk wanting to make a buck off everybody's fears.

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    1. Re:Milgram's Experiment by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Of course the difference being that the "learner" in those experiments was an actor who was never in any real danger.

  21. Seems pretty blatant by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

    While rape is probably too strong a word to use here from an objective standpoint, someone describing it that way in a blog is fully justified. This lawsuit is ridiculous, and will only accomplish a Streisand effect against Thedala Magee and the TSA as a whole.

    1. Re:Seems pretty blatant by Xaositecte · · Score: 0

      Fuck off.

    2. Re:Seems pretty blatant by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      While rape is probably too strong a word to use here from an objective standpoint, someone describing it that way in a blog is fully justified.

      A stranger unexpectedly and without your consent sticks their finger inside you, not once, not twice, but 4 times - that's sexual assault, more specifically, rape. Rape in the US includes forced vaginal, anal, or oral penetration.

      There's no conceivable reason that a pat-down should result in vaginal penetration. What's next - a return to chastity belts to keep the TSA at bay?

    3. Re:Seems pretty blatant by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Penetration? Through the pants? From my armchair perspective I'd continue to use the word "groping" to describe what happened here, just like all the other TSA groping cases. It's abhorrent, and should not be allowed to continue, but doesn't rise to the level of rape.

      The standard I use when I claim to be objective is thus: If I were on a jury hearing this case, with only the details I've been given from reading the article, I'd vote "not guilty" to a rape charge.

      But, as already stated, I'd also vote "not guilty" to the defamation charges. She's certainly within her rights to blog about this using whatever word she wants.

    4. Re:Seems pretty blatant by anyGould · · Score: 2

      While rape is probably too strong a word to use here from an objective standpoint

      Easy test - go up to the next woman you see, and try to do what's alleged.

      If it's assault on the street, it's assault in the checkpoint.

    5. Re:Seems pretty blatant by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      I think you seem to be misunderstanding the point of the slashdot comments... Here opinions can be given without needing to be asked.

      (Yes I realize I'm feeding the troll.... I'm bored)

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    6. Re:Seems pretty blatant by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      You've misinterpreted me. He should state his opinion on rape only when it is asked of him. He is unlikely to ever be asked this. So, I implicitly told him never to state his opinion on rape again. The reason for this is that his opinion is not only reprehensible (telling a woman who says she has been raped what he thinks rape is and that she has not been raped) but does not even have a slight philosophical backing, thought he tries to present it as having such with what appear to him to be fancy phrases like "objective standpoint".

      He's a misogynist and a philistine, but by harsh internet rebuke he may be set on the path to change. It's the start of how I changed; I was once like him.

    7. Re:Seems pretty blatant by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Under the laws of most states non-consensual insertion of objects into someone's vagina classifies as sexual assault. It's called different things depending on the state but without exception it's considered sexual assault. It's silly that anyone would even imply that it's not. If I held you down and shoved objects in your ass you wouldn't think you were being raped?

    8. Re:Seems pretty blatant by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you're not just trolling, you deserve a bit of a response then.

      When I say "from an objective standpoint" - I'm saying that, were I on a jury, judging this as a rape trial, with solely the information available in the article, I would vote "not guilty."

      It's very difficult to vaginally penetrate a woman with her pants still on, and very easy for someone to make emotional claims after having been groped. If the whole incident were examined in more detail, and actual evidence existed, it could indeed change my mind.

      I find it equally reprehensible that you would leap to the conclusion that she has been raped merely because she has made the accusation. Your attitude, and people like you, have likely caused a number of innocent people to go behind bars.

    9. Re:Seems pretty blatant by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Are my pants on?

    10. Re:Seems pretty blatant by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Penetration? Through the pants?

      Women's pants aren't necessarily made of the same heavy stretch-resistant material as your jeans, nor are they cut the same. It's entirely possible, considering both that the new "enhanced" procedures, can involve making you "assume the position" and using the front of the hand instead of the back, as well as using more force.

      http://thetruthwins.com/archives/tsa-horror-stories-that-are-almost-too-shocking-to-believe

      The above article is interesting, but it's the collection of video newsclips partway down that are pretty damning. The government needs to look at how other countries deal with this, and buy a clue.

  22. Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1, Informative

    I understand that what this woman experienced was, if described accurately, very unpleasant and physically similar to a moderately traumatic and invasive sexual assault.

    Nevertheless, I wish people would stop demeaning the experiences of actual rape victims by throwing out the word for every possible unpleasant physical experience involving the groin or breasts. It only makes the kind of people who dismiss the seriousness of sexual assault in the first place that much more insulated from the gravity of real sex crimes. In my opinion rape requires an intent to invade, control, and discomfort for sexual reasons, and (also in my opinion) the fact that the crotch was involved doesn't automatically make something sexual. There's nothing inherently sexual about a security screening, no matter how roughly or ignorantly done and no matter the body parts checked, so please stop calling it rape based solely on the physical characteristics.

    1. Re:Rape requires intention by MightyMartian · · Score: 3

      Sticking a finger inside a woman's vagina multiple times doesn't sound like simply an unpleasant search. It sounds like a sexual assault. If there was suspicion that she was carrying banned implements inside her vagina, then an appropriate cavity search should have been done.

      Is it rape? No, I wouldn't say. But I would say it was a sexual assault and if the TSA officer did it, she should be fired. Nowhere have I heard that sticking fingers inside vaginas is permitted under security search rules, have you?

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    2. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      In my opinion rape requires an intent to invade, control, and discomfort for sexual reasons

      If one looks at the position under English law, for the offence of rape, there is no such requirement, with a person committing rape if:

      • (a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,
      • (b) B does not consent to the penetration, and
      • (c) A does not reasonably believe that B consents.

      Penetration must be penile, though - not digital - so your view that the action here is not rape in fact, as opposed to as a figure of speech, is supported in England, at least.

      However, the offence of "assault by penetration" would likely be committed - and, as you reason, that requires a sexual element.

    3. Re:Rape requires intention by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2

      Well, if you RTFA, you'll see that their reply argued that the TSA agent was most certainly acting with intent (as a retaliation for opting-out of the full body scan). They argue that the TSA agent's finger penetrated the traveller four times. Their defense is that this does fit the legal definition of rape and truth is an absolute defense against libel.

      Additionally, they argue that even if it were not rape, the first amendment provides protection against hyperbole.

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    4. Re:Rape requires intention by Artraze · · Score: 1

      I like how folk here are willing to redefine legal terms because some circumstances just aren't "real" enough for them. Look up you state's laws, I expect you'll find this meets the legal definition of rape... It does for federal statutes where they apply, e.g. prisons (which I posted above) and the military. Was there criminal intent? That's for a court/jury to decide, not you.

      This is like claiming that punching someone out in a bar isn't assault because sometimes people get beaten to within an inch of their life and never make a full recovery. Yeah, that latter is a lot _worse_, but they're both still assault. And I think victims of date rape would take serious issue with your definition, which, lacking any violent aspect ('spirit' of your law) and "intent to ... control and discomfort ('letter', as you specifically said "and") wouldn't count as 'real' rape.

    5. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a body is found dead the result is the same : person no longer alive.
      Nobody cares if you had intention, you're still gonna be guilty of *some kind of manslaughter*.

      Nobody gives a flying fuck if you had intent. You did wrong by the law, and more importantly the moral contract by which all members of society are judged.

    6. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my opinion rape requires an intent to invade, control, and discomfort for sexual reasons, and (also in my opinion) the fact that the crotch was involved doesn't automatically make something sexual. There's nothing inherently sexual about a security screening, no matter how roughly or ignorantly done and no matter the body parts checked, so please stop calling it rape based solely on the physical characteristics.

      The allegation is that this was about as much a "security screening" as the beat-up guy "falling down the stairs" on his way into jail.

      Suppose I'm on vacation and the TSA guy wants to fondle my junk. At that point, your model applies: He's a thug with a shitty job, but he's not assaulting me, sexually or otherwise. If I('m douchey enough to) ask him how he likes feeling balls for a living, and if he gives me a discreet retaliatory cockpunch ("Sorry, sir, my hand slipped!"), it's simple assault. (And I probably had it coming for being a douchebag!) But if he takes it to the next level and actually attempts to penetrate the anus ("How ya like that? I can do anything I want to you and because I've got this uniform and you dont, you gotta just stand there and take it..."), he crosses the line from assault to sexual assault.

      What this woman is alleging is sexual assault. She's alleging that instead of screening her, the TSA thug in question retaliated for a perceived slight by fingering her vadge. I don't know whether it's true or not - only the victim and the alleged perp know what really happened - but that's the allegation, and it's unquestionably an allegation of sexual assault.

      Rape is a crime of power.

      Congress gave these TSA goons absolute power without any accountability to the public.

      If you have children and you want to take them to Disneyland, you have to unteach the basic life lesson that nobody - not Mommy, not Daddy, not the teacher, not the priest, are allowed to touch them in their private places... except for people who wear the TSA uniform. They're allowed to touch you wherever they want, and you can't even say no, or they'll do even worse things to you. Mommy and Daddy can't protect you - the law says we have to stand and watch, and we go to jail if we try to stop it.

      Fuck. That. Noise.

      And fuck the TSA.

    7. Re:Rape requires intention by Myopic · · Score: 1

      It may be your opinion that rape requires intent, but that is not the opinion of the law. I hope you don't make the mistake of applying your (far higher) standard of rape to sexual encounters, because you might find yourself serving a significant prison term.

    8. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rape doesn't require intention on the perp's part, it requires violation of the victim. That's why having sex with someone too drunk to consent decision is legally considered rape, regardless of your intent.

    9. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... the original blog lists the offence as:
      "I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants."

      And a later posting by the blogger says:
      "... she jammed her hand sideways into my vagina four times."

      And one of the parts I find interesting is the part leading up to this:
      "I can hold back the tears...hang tough...but as I was made to "assume the position" on a rubber mat like a common criminal, I thought fast. I decided that these TSA lackeys who serve the government in violating our rights just don't deserve my quiet compliance."
      "Basically, I felt it important to make a spectacle of what they are doing to us, to make it uncomfortable for them to violate us and our rights, so I let the tears come. In fact, I sobbed my guts out. Loudly. Very loudly. "

      So it does kinda cast some suspicion on her motives in the whole issue, but nevertheless, if the TSA officer appears to be clearly in the wrong - although none of the blogs/articles seem to have much from her other than the letter from the lawyer.

      (And I do kinda find it curious that a professional lawyer signs letters "Vicki R"... although the website seems to describe her as "Legal Eagle Television Personality", so make of that what you will).

    10. Re:Rape requires intention by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Additionally, they argue that even if it were not rape, the first amendment provides protection against hyperbole.

      The problem with that argument is that the woman did not make that statement as hyperbole, she meant the literal, legal definition of rape. There is no question in anyone's mind (or shouldn't be after reading the description of events) that she wasn't speaking rhetorically, she was speaking about the actual act. The defense even begins by making that claim. They argue that the act was rape (not "rhetorical hyperbole" rape.)

      In the Hawaii case they cite, it is clear that the person claiming "rape" was speaking rhetorically, since there is no possible connection between "seeking an easement to access property" and the nonconsentual act of rape. No reasonable person would come away from the Hawaii case thinking that the neighbor was an actual rapist.

      In this case, the intent was that people believe that the TSA agent was a true rapist. By responding to the claim, the TSA agent is implicitely claiming that the act was not, whether because the act didn't occur as reported or for some other reason it does not meet the legal definition. That will be a matter for the courts to decide, and a waste of time arguing prior. Neither side will change their mind based on "was too, was not" arguments.

      This "rhetorical hyperbole" defense seems like nothing more than a grown-up version of the "it was only a joke" defense when someone on Usenet says something insulting and is trying to backpedal. I would hope that any judge that gets involved would throw such nonsense out and judge the case on the merits: is the speech protected because it is the truth?

    11. Re:Rape requires intention by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You are a apologist for rapists.

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    12. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "an appropriate cavity search", who will be conducting it? "military intelligence?"

    13. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      Your sarcasm isn't appreciated. I'm sorry that my opinion does not match the letter of the law; that does not make me a future rapist. Not by the law, by my opinion of the definition of the word, and not by *your* opinion of the definition. Now fuck off.

    14. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      You have *got* to be kidding me.

      I love how diminishing ANY incident involving the crotch in ANY way makes a person an 'apologist' who doesn't take the issue at hand seriously. Jesus Christ.

    15. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      All I was talking about is the use of the word rape. It wasn't saying that it was appropriate in any way whatsoever, nor that it wasn't traumatic, frustrating, etc. You yourself said that no, it doesn't seem like rape to you. So why are you treating me like some sort of asshole who thinks nothing of sexual crime?

    16. Re:Rape requires intention by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Um, no, the way I read it they were consistently trying to make the case that a reasonable person would consider it to be so much like actual rape that calling it rape was actually justified, if slightly hyperbolic.

    17. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      Rape isn't solely a legal term, so don't paint me as some sort of delusional apologist.

      What happened is not what I or the vast majority of other people would consider rape; that's all I'm talking about. I'm objecting to the word's use compared to its definition in common usage, not its legal definition.

      And it's self-righteous and disingenuous in the extreme to interpret what I said otherwise.

    18. Re:Rape requires intention by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Not kidding in any way shape or form. People have gone to jail for doing much less than fingering someone against her will. You are the one who has got to be kidding. Rape is wrong even if you don't enjoy it.

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    19. Re:Rape requires intention by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Um, no, the way I read it they were consistently trying to make the case that a reasonable person would consider it to be so much like actual rape that calling it rape was actually justified, if slightly hyperbolic.

      From the linked article, the words of the defense attorney:

      "Your client aggressively pushed her fingers into my client's vulva. I am certain that she did not expect to find a bomb there. She did this to humiliate my client, to punish her for exercising her rights, and to send a message to others who might do the same. It was absolutely a sexual assault, perpetrated in order to exercise power over the victim. We agree with Ms. Alkon's characterization of this crime as "rape," and so would any reasonable juror."

      They describe the action, then agree that it would be correctly characterized as the crime of "rape".

      Then try to claim that she was speaking rhetorically and didn't mean the actual crime.

      The criminal defense equivalent would be the attorney standing up in court saying "my client didn't do it, and if my client did do it it wasn't my client that did it." In an auto analogy, the car salesman is saying "this car will go 100 MPH easy, but it probably won't go 100 MPH at all."

    20. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an appropriate cavity search

      I had to stop and think when I read this.

      Where in the fucking hell has our culture ended up when someone can say the words "an appropriate cavity search" in the context of anything other than a voluntary medical examination? Sexually assaulting someone by penetrating their body with a foreign object under the guise of "searching" them is not, and never will be appropriate. So rarely will you find anything, and so devastating can the effect be on the victim, as to make it entirely unreasonable, unnecessary, and unforgivable.

    21. Re:Rape requires intention by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Except that there were no fingers stuck in vaginas. The fine author notes that the TSA agent pushed the side of her (the agent's) hand between her (the author's) labia, through her (the author's) clothes.

      The labia are part of the vulva, not the vagina.

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    22. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is at my airport.

    23. Re:Rape requires intention by DeadboltX · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you read the blog post you would realize that there was no claim of sticking fingers inside vaginas.

      Four times. Back right and left, and front right and left. In my vagina. Between my labia. I was shocked -- utterly unprepared for how she got the side of her hand up there. It was government-sanctioned sexual assault.

      Right before that paragraph was this

      Basically, I felt it important to make a spectacle of what they are doing to us, to make it uncomfortable for them to violate us and our rights, so I let the tears come. In fact, I sobbed my guts out. Loudly. Very loudly. The entire time the woman was searching me.

      Sounds like a sensationalist blogger to me. I'm not saying she wasn't violated. But I don't give her much credibility for her over-dramatic scene

    24. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't know the legal difference between sexual assault and rape. Do you? I certainly don't. To expect the public, en masse, to be well informed of the legal peculiarities of a rather personally traumatic event like this is a bit much, don't you think?

      I'm sure the arm-chair lawyers here on /. know the split hairs here all too well though, right?

    25. Re:Rape requires intention by sjames · · Score: 1

      It is actually well understood that rape is about control and demeaning rather than about sex. If anything, it is driven by misplaced anger.

    26. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      Rape is wrong even if you don't enjoy it.

      Only a categorical idiot could believe that I've said rape isn't wrong. I'm clearly wasting my time talking to you.

    27. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fired? How about imprisoned like other people who commit sexual assaults?

    28. Re:Rape requires intention by Hatta · · Score: 1

      No, you said it wasn't as wrong. You're still an apologist for rapists.

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    29. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. Look up the word "rape" in a legal dictionary: "the crime of sexual intercourse (with actual penetration of a woman's vagina with the man's penis) without consent and accomplished through force, threat of violence or intimidation". This is so obviously not what happened that calling it rape is very obviously not referring to the actual crime, "rape", as defined by the law. The lawyer very clearly said: the law might not define the crime as "rape", but any reasonable juror would characterize the crime as rape, and would be justified in doing so.

      Now, "Obfuscant", let's pretend that I'm the judge and you're this TSA agent's lawyer, trying to make your idiotic argument in front of my court, that the woman really claimed that "rape" was committed.

      "Obfuscant", are you telling me that, when the defendant claimed that the plaintiff "raped" her, the defendant intended to indicate that the plaintiff had ACTUALLY, LITERALLY PENETRATED the defendant's vagina with her penis? ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON, or are you now finally going to admit that this is VERY OBVIOUSLY an example of rhetorical hyperbole?

      Think very carefully before you answer that question, because your answer might result in you being found in contempt of court and hauled off in chains to spend the night in jail. Judges don't tend to like lawyers who play stupid word games with them.

    30. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      Apologist: A person who offers an argument in defense of something controversial

      I haven't defended jamming your fingers up someone's vagina (or any other kind of sexual assault) in any way. Disagreeing with you doesn't mean that I'm apologizing for anyone.

      I said I didn't agree that this constituted rape and that I preferred to restrict the word to those who've suffered more traumatic acts; I never implied any tolerance for rape in any way. In fact, I explicitly pointed out that using the word rape in cases like this makes it easy for those who do apologize for rapists or doubt the seriousness of sex crime to put up plausible sounding arguments. 'After all, if a rough security screening by some sadistic TSA chick is rape, how bad can this epidemic of rapings and gropings really be?' A vast number of people think this about sexual crime.

      That we apparently disagree on the definition of rape or on the appropriateness of using the word here doesn't mean I've defended rapists. Now stop hurling meaningless labels and trying to shame me into backing down by falsely associating me with a despised class of people.

      Or is the label just something you're clinging to to vilify me and avoid a real conversation? Because two separate one-line responses that hinged on calling me an apologist, without elaboration, makes me think you're either not that bright or not that certain of what you're saying.

      Yes, I do think that intent matters when assigning blame and punishment. It's true that it doesn't matter to the victim in many cases and never changes the way they experienced the act.

    31. Re:Rape requires intention by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Intent does matter. If it was truly an accident, say a woman fell down the stairs and onto your fingers, then that's not rape. But if you actually intended to put your fingers there, it doesn't make a bit of difference if you didn't mean it as rape.

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    32. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the intent is to "invade, control, and discomfort" for reasons that have more to do with power than sex per se? Rape is not necessarily about sex; it can be using "sexual" acts simply as a means of exerting power/control over another person.

      I agree that mere involvement of the crotch does not make an act rape. I also am not in a position to judge whether this woman was raped or not. I have no way of knowing whether the TSA agent really thought she was doing her job, or whether she forced her fingers into another person's vagina because she wanted to show who had the power, or whether this was some other scenario entirely.

      As MightyMartian points out, there are protocols for cavity searches. Outside of this context, using one's authority to force something (object, body part, whatever) into someone's vagina certainly sounds like rape to me. Rape doesn't have to involve a penis, or an orgasm, or any sexual feelings at all. To me, power, not sex, is what rape is about.

    33. Re:Rape requires intention by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      In my opinion rape requires an intent to invade, control, and discomfort...

      You think that doesn't describe TSA?

      ... for sexual reasons...

      Ah. That explains your point of view then. Ummm...no. From what I understand from bits and pieces I've picked up from psychologists, a rapist usually isn't looking for sexual gratification. Sex is the means to invade, control and discomfort the victim; it is not the end. Rather, the rapist is intending to dominate and victimize the, well, victim at as deep a level as possible. Consequently, I think the labels "rape" and "sexual assault" are entirely apt in the context of TSA.

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    34. Re:Rape requires intention by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Rape is wrong even if you don't enjoy it.

      Only a categorical idiot could believe that I've said rape isn't wrong. I'm clearly wasting my time talking to you.

      If this act is considered rape by law, then you are, in fact, wasting your time. This isn't someone claiming their ears were raped by a dirty word - this is a woman who had her labia manually articulated as retribution for being uppity. It doesn't demean other people's experiences to assert that fact.

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    35. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well understood my ass, that presumptuous canard is used to blanket every act of rape as if every last person on earth did it for that reason alone. Why would attractive young women be any more of a threat than anybody else to a rapist if the intent was always power and control? While IANARapist, I'd wager that for every prison tough guy who rapes to show everyone else who is boss, there's a sociopath planning to exploit someone attractive for his own fun, not giving a shit about the grief and harm he will cause the victim.

    36. Re:Rape requires intention by codepunk · · Score: 1

      And what would you be charged with if you did this to a stranger at some bar perhaps?

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    37. Re:Rape requires intention by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like her anatomical knowledge isn't much better than a clumsy teenage boy's.

    38. Re:Rape requires intention by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Rape is nonconsensual. This was consensual, because attempting to travel by air is implies consent. Thus, no crime.

    39. Re:Rape requires intention by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      And what would you be charged with if you did this to a stranger at some bar perhaps?

      Red herring.

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    40. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Consent requires you to know what you're entering into. Most people buying a ticket don't realize they're signing up for a full genital exam instead of a normal patdown. And it has been repeatedly demonstrated that deciding you don't want it after all will result in you (a) not getting your money refunded, oh and there's always the (b) get arrested part. There's no fathomable way you could not think that's coerced.

    41. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try that at home. You will be going to prison. Established legal practice is that a woman can withdraw consent at any time. It doesn't matter that she said yes two seconds ago, the moment she says no, there is no consent.

      Even if you manage to convince anyone that there is such a thing as implied consent.

    42. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the blog post you would realize that there was no claim of sticking fingers inside vaginas.

      Four times. Back right and left, and front right and left. In my vagina. Between my labia. I was shocked -- utterly unprepared for how she got the side of her hand up there. It was government-sanctioned sexual assault.

      wait... did you even read what you quoted...

    43. Re:Rape requires intention by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      I see you still don't care that it's primarily about the definition that we disagree.

      Perhaps I'll just say that I'm glad you're not a part of my judiciary system and leave it at that.

    44. Re:Rape requires intention by Hatta · · Score: 1

      So it's your position that it's not rape, but it's still as bad as rape and should be punished as harshly as rape? I'd agree with that in principle, but not in practice.

      What you call it shouldn't matter, but usually when people say something isn't rape, they're just making excuses for the rapist. Words have power, and if you use a word that doesn't carry the connotations rape does, you deemphasize the severity of the act. This is why I call you an apologist.

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    45. Re:Rape requires intention by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      There's no fathomable way you could not think that's coerced.

      I'm simply repeating what I understand to be the TSA's legal position. The problem with "informed legal consent", in their view, is that it reveals too much information to potential terrorists.
      Maybe the government will move to have the case dismissed on State Secrets grounds.

    46. Re:Rape requires intention by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that the "established legal practice" has ever been applied to the TSA.

    47. Re:Rape requires intention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm simply repeating what I understand to be the TSA's legal position.

      And I'm simply repeating that their position is not legal.

      The problem with "informed legal consent", in their view, is that it reveals too much information to potential terrorists.

      Yes, that's actually a fairly common problem that the government has with people's civil rights: even the government is supposed to have to respect them.

    48. Re:Rape requires intention by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Rape is nonconsensual. This was consensual, because attempting to travel by air is implies consent. Thus, no crime.

      Yes, I understand the argument that would be used by the TSA and their employees. What we are talking about is what the blogger called the TSA employee. She called her a rapist in the literal, legal sense of the word. She wasn't speaking rhetorically or with any degree of hyperbole. The Hawaii case would not apply because the Hawaii case dealt with someone who used the word "rape" in reference to a situation which had no physical contact at all, and no sexual or genital involvement of any kind. That was "rhetorical hyperbole" that would result in a reasonable person knowng that the target of the "rape" claim wasn't a true rapist.

      If you stand up and shout "you raped me" and supply details that include "sticking fingers" in various sexual organs, then you truly are calling someone a rapist, and you cannot then say "oh, I was speaking with 'rhetorical hyperbole'...". The lawyer for this blogger is an ass for trying to pull that wool over anyone's eyes.

      Now, I'm sure that if this ever gets to court, the defense of "truth" when making what would otherwise be libelous statements will be shot down very quickly by the plaintiff, using either the "didn't happen that way so it wasn't" or "consent was given by entering the line" arguments. Or maybe something more inventive. But that's something that may or may not happen, and not worth arguing about here.

    49. Re:Rape requires intention by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      The attorney's job is to make sure this case never gets to trial, or if it does ultimately reach trial, that any and all non-frivolous arguments in favor of the defendant remain open. Thus the seemingly scattershot approach.

      Moreover, reasonable jurors would probably observe that the TSA's arguments about consent and legality are mere technicalities. Were it not for these technicalities the conduct could be interpreted by reasonable non-lawyers as "sexual assault" or "rape". The blogger is not a lawyer.

      The mere suggestion that people are licensed by the government to commit acts that would ordinarily be regarded as sex crimes is horrifying. But, it's par for the course. The United States Tortures. Why shouldn't it Rape?

    50. Re:Rape requires intention by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      They describe the action, then agree that it would be correctly characterized as the crime of "rape".

      Then try to claim that she was speaking rhetorically and didn't mean the actual crime.

      The criminal defense equivalent would be the attorney standing up in court saying "my client didn't do it, and if my client did do it it wasn't my client that did it."

      And in a legal analogy, it's called alternative pleading. And it's a perfectly valid defense:

      Alternative pleading permits a party in a court action to argue multiple possibilities that may be mutually exclusive by making use of legal fiction. ... if one of the claims or defenses are held invalid or insufficient, the other claims or defenses should still have to be answered.

      ...

      Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you. Well, now this is my defense: My dog doesn't bite. And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night. And third, I don't believe you really got bit. And fourth, I don't have a dog.

    51. Re:Rape requires intention by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I think you read into my comment things that weren't there. Don't be so upset. I was warning you to be careful. If you think you'll be okay just because a girl says "yes", then you're wrong. The men at my college received this warning during orientation: specifically, that hearing "yes" wasn't good enough in court. That was a big eye-opener to me. Also, there was no sarcasm. Also, your opinion could, in fact, make you a future rapist, if you behave according to your extremely reasonable opinion, instead of the incredibly unreasonable law. Finally, I decline to fuck off, mostly because you didn't seem to understand what I was trying to tell you, and by extension other readers.

      And if I checked my Slashdot comments more than every couple weeks, then others might have benefited from this response.

    52. Re:Rape requires intention by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Rape requires intention

      if the search was as invasive as has been suggested, then there was certainly intent. (I'd imagine it's quite hard to digitally violate someone in an airport queue "unintentionally")

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  23. Coincidence by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Is it any coincidence that the victim in this case happens to be a columnist and a blogger? I call BS on this, but she'll win no matter what because she'll get the ad revenue, book sales and speaking engagements.

    1. Re:Coincidence by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Right... because a blogger/columnist would never write about areal world personal experience, but make it all up for the ad revenue.

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    2. Re:Coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by your oh so very faulty logic journalists and people who might seek fame cant be sexually assaulted.
      You sir are not the brighest light in the candelabra

    3. Re:Coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have seen Alkon's web site. She's primarily a newspaper columnist. She makes a living by being "over the top". And, yes, she does have a book, "I See Rude People" (McGraw-Hill, 2009). She's working on another one, "Revengerella". She is always available for television appearances, too.

  24. rapists suing their captors! by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    We need a new level of meta responses to this sort of post. Around 2007 the last person online became a cynic and mastered sarcasm. We need a third declension of retort that is new and beautiful. I've gotten so tired of our homotextual replies.

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    1. Re:rapists suing their captors! by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      We need a third declension of retort that is new and beautiful. I've gotten so tired of our homotextual replies

      Then Start Acronyming Some Utterly Clever, Killer Statements.

    2. Re:rapists suing their captors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't be a homotextophobe...

    3. Re:rapists suing their captors! by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      I've gotten so tired of our homotextual replies.

      Just wait until the metrotextuals get started...

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  25. Exactly the Right Move by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

    By filing suit Theldala Magee made exactly the right move, for me to poop on.

    Theldala Magee meet Barbara Streisand.

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  26. Here we go! by BigSes · · Score: 1

    All the Slashdot complainers who want to whine about people's "rights" being violated for REFUSING a body scan in 3...2...1....

    1. Re:Here we go! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. See the Government only gets to do things which demonstrably secure the aircraft from dangerous weapons.

      This mandate is fulfilled by the magnetometers and x-raying of handheld luggage. The body scanners and strip-searches have not been shown to provide any more security than that, and therefore are unconstitutional.

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    2. Re:Here we go! by BigSes · · Score: 0

      There is surely no way that you could hide explosives within your body cavities? Wouldn't matter if it was uncomfortable or dangerous, as you will be dying along with the rest of the passengers. Might sound nasty, but a tampon...hell a maxi-pad made out of an explosive substance? Airplanes have quite thin walls, the proper substance wouldn't take much to punch a nice size hole and kill a few innocent people.

      I'll take full body scans for everyone, and if declined, physical body searches, even if its only for the illusion of safety. Reading TFA, this lady sounds like she is REALLY exaggerating. Plus, she probably made such a scene that they got tired of her antics.

    3. Re:Here we go! by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Most of us refuse the body scanner by not flying. And ultimately, most people don't have the money to pay the ridiculous fines for refusing.

      Then there's the fact that they force people to get sexually assaulted if they decline the body scanners. It's been well documented that the TSA will threaten criminal charges and refuse to let you leave if you turn down the blatantly unconstitutional searches.

    4. Re:Here we go! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      The body scanners and strip-searches have not been shown to provide any more security than that, and therefore are unconstitutional.

      In fact, the body scanners may provide less security, given the results of tests where knives and guns could be carried through the scanners undetected.

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    5. Re:Here we go! by MoriT · · Score: 1

      They don't show anything internal, so body cavity bombs wouldn't show up even after the cancer-causing scan anyway. Have you even looked at the studies? Why do you want the illusion of safety at all? I'd much rather feel unsafe and be alive than feel safe and die, personally. Of course, I've watched knives be accidentally carried on planes multiple times, so I am certain security is nothing but theater.

      We're lucky that there are only a few terrorists in the world and most of them, like most everyone, aren't particularly good at what they do. After all, if they were smart they'd have launched a front corporation to funnel money through to Republican-supporting PACs and try to get Congress to refuse to raise the debt ceiling again next time it comes up. A default would cause far more American infidel pain and suffering than another terrorist attack.

    6. Re:Here we go! by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Well, quite honestly, that itty bitty amount of explosives on a public bus would kill 'a few innocent people.' Detonate on a busy highway, and you'd likely have a death toll comperable to blowing up a passenger airplane. Shall we now have mandatory searches of bus passengers?

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    7. Re:Here we go! by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      You can also carry a bomb in your stomach, the trick would be in setting it off though, but maybe it is possible to think of something.

      Have a pleasant flight.

    8. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I've had two invasive pat downs AFTER going through the body scanner. The first was at Boston Logan airport and the second was at Chicago O'Hare. Contrary to some of the stuff you read in the media, some people are both scanned AND given a pat down.

    9. Re:Here we go! by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh they are thinking about it. This will only change when fear stops getting people elected. Sorry to say but in my entire life this has worked tough on crime tough on drugs etc etc etc.

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    10. Re:Here we go! by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      if you do the research you'll find that bombs going off inside people don't make that much of a bang.
      Us big sacks of water can absorb quite a bit of explosion.

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    11. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the Slashdot complainers who want to whine about people's "rights" being violated for REFUSING a body scan in 3...2...1....

      "Whining" does not mean "making an argument I am incapable of refuting". And yes, that IS what you meant.

    12. Re:Here we go! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      And this is wrong because...?

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    13. Re:Here we go! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I'll take full body scans for everyone, and if declined, physical body searches, even if its only for the illusion of safety.

      And there's the problem -- just because you are cowering in fear with the 1 in 20 million chance of being involved in a hijacking does not give you the right to violate my 4th Amendment right to freedom from unreasonable search without probable cause. Afraid of the terrorist boogeyman? Then drive.

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    14. Re:Here we go! by BigSes · · Score: 1

      Don't fly then, asshole. I'll get throught the lines quicker.

    15. Re:Here we go! by BigSes · · Score: 1

      I'll take a body scan, you drive. I guess I'm not filled with fear because my dick is longer than an inch. You might be interested in reading about the new screening software that makes your disgusting body an outline instead of an "actual" picture. Now you can stop crying about your rights.

    16. Re:Here we go! by black+soap · · Score: 1

      The last time I flew, my the TSA agents were so intent on staring at my wife as she went through the body scanner (the checkpoint was set up to make it clear they didn't want anyone opting out), they looked away from the screen showing her carry-on. Her Spyderco made it through that scan, and we didn't even realize until it we were on our return trip.

      The sad thing is, I remember a time (August 2001) when a pocketknife was just something you put in the change bowl before walking through the metal detector, not something that gets you the extra-special treatment.

    17. Re:Here we go! by element-o.p. · · Score: 1
      Awesome. A fricking moron as well as a coward (although you do have the cojones not to post as AC, so I'll give you that much credit). Allow me to elaborate:

      I'll take a body scan, you drive.

      You missed my point -- no surprise from the lack of insight in the rest of your post, but I digress. My point is that the 4th Amendment says *you don't have the right to force your view quoted above*. If you are afraid to get on an airplane without some TSO fondling your parts, that's your problem, not mine.

      I guess I'm not filled with fear because my dick is longer than an inch.

      And everything else you have said so far contradicts that statement. You want to force everyone to submit to an illegal search because you are NOT afraid of a terrorist blowing up your airplane? How does that even make any sense?

      You might be interested in reading about the new screening software that makes your disgusting body an outline instead of an "actual" picture.

      1) Have you ever seen my body? No? Then kindly STFU, please. Thanks. 2) Even with the naughty bits concealed, I am still morally opposed to AIT scanners on multiple grounds. TSA may have made them less egregious, but they are still egregious. Furthermore, even if you are scanned, there is still a very real chance you will get groped, and TSA has yet to implement software that helps with that problem. </sarc> Furthermore, when you have a multi-billion dollar government bureaucracy with essentially unlimited power and no oversight, that is a system that is ripe for abuse. The AIT scanners are but one symptom of the underlying problem, and it is that that I am fighting against -- not the scanners themselves (although they are evil enough on their own).

      Now you can stop crying about your rights.

      Not until the day we, as a nation, grow a collective backbone and stop trading our hard-won liberties for the illusion of security (with apologies to Franklin). Why don't you take a few minutes to better yourself and read a flipping history book so you'll understand why Jefferson et. al. thought it was so important to add the Bill of Rights to the Constitution? You might realize the world is a little more complex than you thought.

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    18. Re:Here we go! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      If your dick is > 1 inch, then why do you kowtow to the Blueshirts at the airport?

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  27. Wait, that's not OK. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 0

    This is a serious accusation on the part of the blogger. If she's exaggerating, which sure as hell sounds to be the case, this is an up-and-down defamation case. "So-and-so raped me" when that's not the case stands a fantastically good chance of ruining that individual's reputation and causing them problems in their future prospects, particularly if it's all over Google when you type in her name.

    If the alleged event actually did take place, blogs are the wrong place to rant about it, particularly publicly. If it were true, it'd be a job for the police, lawyers, and the courts. The fact that this vitriol is all over a blog suggests to me that it was a search performed "properly" that this person didn't like.

    I hate the TSA. I don't like their employees, who frequently are powertripping. But there's no convincing evidence that this actually happened as described - and if the employee was doing her job the way she had to do it, why ruin her life? The problem is the policy of her employer. Complain all you want about the search if you don't like it, call the police and a lawyer if you believe it crossed the line, but don't ruin an individual's life without cause.

    The barista at Starbucks fucked up my coffee by using burnt beans (what do you mean that's what Starbucks coffee tastes like?). So I went and wrote a blog entry, using her name and blaming her personally, where I likened drinking that coffee to being poisoned. That's not OK.

    I didn't RTFA (this is Slashdot, after all). It could be that this did happen as described, (which is definitely not OK), the DA wasn't interested in prosecuting it, and she couldn't afford a lawyer so she's fighting back the only way she could by naming the perpetrator publicly. That's certainly possible, but the style of language doesn't convince me.

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    1. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I likened drinking that coffee to being poisoned. That's not OK

      Oh yes it is. They actually post Prop 65 warnings in coffee shops now.

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    2. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      This is a serious accusation on the part of the blogger. If she's exaggerating, which sure as hell sounds to be the case, this is an up-and-down defamation case.

      Her lawyer addressed that point. Perhaps you should have read TFA.

      Furthermore, even if your client did not actually sexually assault my client, Ms. Alkon's statements to and about Ms. Magee would still be protected by the First Amendment. The word "rape" itself has been the subject of defamation cases by far more sympathetic Plaintiffs than your client. In Gold v. Harrison, 962 P.2d 353 (Haw. 1998), cert denied, 526 U.S. 1018 (1999), the Hawai'i Supreme Court held that a defendant's characterization of his neighbors' seeking an easement in his backyard as "raping [the defendant]" was not defamatory. This speech was protected as rhetorical hyperbole. Of course, we need not seek out Hawai'i case law in order to debunk your unsupportable claims. Rhetorical hyperbole has a strong history of favorable treatment in defamation actions. See Greenbelt Cooperative Pub. Ass'n v. Bresler, 398 U.S. 6, 14 (1970). This doctrine acknowledges our First Amendment right to express ourselves, even when employing literary license. Accordingly, even if your client's actions were not "rape," Ms. Alkon had every right to characterize them as such.

      if the employee was doing her job the way she had to do it, why ruin her life?

      Are you trying to Godwin this article?

    3. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

      ruined the reputation of a TSA agent.... huh? last time I checked they've got little to lose.

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    4. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate the TSA. I don't like their employees, who frequently are powertripping. But there's no convincing evidence that this actually happened as described - and if the employee was doing her job the way she had to do it, why ruin her life? The problem is the policy of her employer. Complain all you want about the search if you don't like it, call the police and a lawyer if you believe it crossed the line, but don't ruin an individual's life without cause

      So anyone who does something criminal is innocent if their boss tells them to do it? If you know a policy is wrong, you don't do it. Yeah, I know you're not supposed to bring up Nazis in /. discussions, but according to your logic all the guards at Nazi death camps were innocent when they knowingly herded people into gas chambers to be murdered. Except they weren't.

    5. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If the alleged event actually did take place, blogs are the wrong place to rant about it

      When your rights are violated by the powerful it is your DUTY to expose their crimes anywhere and in any way you can. Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

      if the employee was doing her job the way she had to do it, why ruin her life?

      Because she accepted a job where she was required to sexually assault people. She deserves to be put up against the wall and shot with the rest of the TSA thugs.

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    6. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      There's a major difference here, in that it's not intended to be rhetorical or metaphorical. Taking somebody's land forcefully is rape in the symbolic sense, while accusing somebody of sticking fingers in vagina is rape in the literal sense. If it didn't happen as described, or was exaggerated from the overly-intrusive-but-standard pat-down, it is absolutely defamatory. It's just as defamatory as someone accusing their ex-boyfriend of rape because they felt unappreciated- he "raped" her feelings in the metaphorical sense, but if the description was left out then it sounds like an accusation of a serious crime.

      And this wasn't metaphorical. She accused the woman of a sexual assault, and then said it "felt like" rape. If that's not tantamount to a criminal accusation, I don't know what is. Defamation laws are designed for things like this - I can't go around telling everybody that my neighbor likes to shoot up heroin, either - people take what they hear seriously, for better or worse, and he could lose his job over it. Unless it's true, it'd be my fault, and he should be able to recover damages from me.

      There's a not-so-fine-line between a security patdown at an airport and rape. I'm no fan of them either, I don't think they work, and I think they're highly invasive - but they're not sexual assault. And yes I have experienced them, as has my girlfriend. She didn't like them either, but the woman performing them clearly just wanted to go home, so rather than accusing her of rape, she wished her a good afternoon (and got a tired 'thanks') and berated that they were forced to do that job.

      As for Godwin, well the funny thing is - yes, the average German citizen, even the average SS officer, was typically granted at least the benefit of the doubt. Essentially, you had a lot of good people who felt like they had no other option. There's books and plays about that very subject - it doesn't even rise to the level of Milgram because people don't typically consider even an intrusive security patdown to be something overly offensive. TSA officers aren't exactly highly-paid; when a policy like enhanced patdowns comes down the line, there's not many who would rather quit their job and risk dipping into poverty over a relatively minor procedural change to the patdowns they are already doing. That's without even going into those that actually think it's improving safety, and are really just trying to help. Should I blame every single McDonalds cook for the effect their food has on people, especially the lower class who have fewer choices? How about meter maids, because I don't like parking tickets? I try to blame the people responsible for my misfortunes, rather than the guy who happens to be involved, but then again I'm not an asshole. I've had shitty jobs too.

      I stand by my point. If she is accusing the woman of a criminal action, she needs to talk to the police and try to get the DA involved, or she needs her lawyer to file charges. If she has, blogging about the trial in progress is bad form at best and the judge would not be happy about it. If there's no trial in progress because she doesn't want to press charges, she has no business accusing somebody of a crime. The story can be effectively told without names, if what she's actually protesting is the patdown procedure itself. If she's got a problem with her *specific* patdown and she thinks it was assault, she needs to talk to the police - as I said above.

      All the talk on this article is actually scaring me a bit. I thought Slashdot was more nuanced than this. I've essentially been watching a mob with torches and pitchforks - a mob that doesn't even have half of *one side* of this story. But the best mobs never do have any idea exactly what they're rising against.

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    7. Re:Wait, that's not OK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She already talked to her lawyer and the result was "well, if you can't really prove that it happened, you don't really have a case". But describing her account of what happened is ABSOLUTELY within her rights, and if the TSA agent believes that this is defamatory, SHE has to prove that it DIDN'T happen. And that's about as unlikely as proving that it did, since it's one person's word against another's.

  28. Dear American people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha,

    This is fucking hilarious watching you rip yourselves apart. Whilst your less well educated, and therefore more patriotic, citizens still trot out the land-of-the-free bit, your actual living conditions are descending to that of the former soviet union. Not that anyone can see this stuff from the inside because that's a universal human weakness. A blindspot for what you see daily.

    Keep on going. I want to see you plough yourselves into the dirt. But don't kid yourselves. The world WILL keep turning.

    1. Re:Dear American people by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Inferiority complexes are a painful thing to see on display.

    2. Re:Dear American people by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you are correct.

      By the way, you forgot to sign your document "Osama Bin Laden". He absolutely did destroy the U.S.

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  29. My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Coming from The Netherlands, I traveled to the US this week, and could compare both procedures. I heard a lot about the TSA, and generally think that their outer appearance appears to be not very good. But in The Netherlands I think we are even a bit further away from having good grades.
    In Amsterdam I kindly requested for the pat down, as opposed to the scanner. The first reaction of the gentleman was "why do you want this?", and sent me over to the scanner : "just go through there" - apparently thinking I am naive. I waited in front of the metal detector and insisted he put me through there, which he finally did. On the other end, the security guys were still patting down someone else, when I kindly waited and announced that I opted for the pat down. The security guy that patted me down *again* began to ask "why do you want this" in a not too nice tone - added with remarks that this is much more invasive than the scanner etc etc, and I became a bit pissed and said that I did not want to have this discussion anymore. So far for the Amsterdam experience: F-.
    The US experience was when leaving back for The Netherlands. At the security checkpoint a sign is posted that the scanner is optional, so I made use of this right (as many others btw). No questions asked, the TSA employee immediately opened the door and requested for a male pat down attendant. He quickly came over and introduced who he was, asked if I knew what he was about to do and whether I wanted to let him change gloves. Additionally, he asked if I had any painful areas that should be taken into consideration. The pat down took longer than in Amsterdam, and was much more thorough - but during the pat down he kept being nice and polite (as he had been from the start), and inquired a bit on what I had been doing in the States. While the pat down took twice as long as in The Netherlands, and still only is - imho - a bunch of security theater (ie. not everybody has the same treatment), I generally felt much more comfortable with this approach: B+. For me, this puts things into perspective: in The Netherlands we have a system where rights are not respected without doing some reasonably serious talking, and in the US the critical traveler changed it into quite a respectful (if superfluous at times) procedure where the individual is informed of their right to opt-out and treated like a human being. This is 1 experience, your mileage (pun intended) may vary. I guess I'll check the lame option, it's sad that some things cannot be expressed anymore.

    1. Re:My experience by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      I don't know, to me being scanned is way less an affront on my person than hands all over my body. I knew I wouldn't be thrilled with a TSA pat-down, and when it finally happened to me, was startled at just how angry and violated I felt. Yes, the screener was polite and tried to make it quick. No, the "randomness" of being singled-out did not make me feel like the TSA is competently screening for terrorists. No, there was absolutely no reason to ambush me in the boarding tube for a feel-up on my way back on a round-trip ticket from seeing my terminal mother for the last time.

    2. Re:My experience by black+soap · · Score: 1

      That's funny, your experience sounds about like my experience at the difference between a smal airport and a large airport within the USA. Small airport they set it up so they would it is clear they expect you to take the scan, big airport they actually just used the metal detectors most of the time; manual groping was only even required if you were randomly asked to take the scan, but opted out.

  30. streisand effect by Zerowind · · Score: 1

    I had no clue who Thedala (correct spelling) Magee is. Now that Amy Alkon (who I have never heard of) has been threatened with a law suit, I will read her post about the TSA.

  31. If it does not fit... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

    FTA:...stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina

    In the trial, will TSA smurf have to try "it" on for size like OJ?

    1. Re:If it does not fit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so, I hope it is televised!

    2. Re:If it does not fit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if Thelda is more attractive then her name implies.

    3. Re:If it does not fit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh don't worry, it'll fit.

    4. Re:If it does not fit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of an insect would write such a comment to a story like this?

  32. irrelevancies by Jodka · · Score: 1

    A few observations:

    The only animal life presented in the few photos returned from a Google image search for TSA employee "Theldala Magee" is captioned "Slug on Cabbage."

    Is being a rapist a disability? Will the EEOC protect Ms. Magee's right to rape airline passengers as it protects the rights of alcoholic commercial truck drivers to drive trucks?

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  33. Having been 'searched' recently... by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

    Traveling with family out of country I noticed 2 things.

    1. families tend to be 'guided' towards the full body scanners...
    2. twice going through I got 'no resolution' yelled out when I was scanned.

    twice I had my balls lifted too and fro, they didn't find a bomb, in fact being modest, I doubt I could hide much down there.

    even when it goes well its not pleasant, when it doesn't go well I can only imagine, without suspicion we have gone entirely too far
    in the interest of 'safety' and though he is dead I can hear George Carlin laughing on this one.

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    1. Re:Having been 'searched' recently... by TheyTookOurJobs · · Score: 0

      I have seen more than my share of people get fingered as it were, but never myself. It's weird to me because I travel with over 3oz of liquids and a bag full of wires and a few spare batteries. But ya see, I'm a fat guy so I never get "VIP" treatment. Who want's to pay with my balls? Nobody I says.

    2. Re:Having been 'searched' recently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, at least twice I've found myself standing astride a TSA goon's hand, a ball on either side. If I gave a rat's ass about who was juggling my bits, I might consider that a bit rape-ish. But then I don't have society yelling at me, telling me that my genitals are my most treasured possession and the major composition of my self-worth.

  34. Contrast with Assange (Wikileaks) accusation by drnb · · Score: 1

    ... but they're the first to stand up and yell "innocent until proven guilty" when someone they can relate to ...

    It goes beyond the reasonable "innocent until proven guilty" comments. When a well known FOSS developer is actually charged with murder the sentiment around here seems to be "He's a well known and respected FOSS developer, I can't believe he did it".

    Now consider the accusations against Assange(*). The accusers are of course CIA pawns, they couldn't possibly legitimately feel that they were abused.

    (*) I wasn't there so I don't know what happened, neither do you.

  35. video plz by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    TSA employee Theldala Magee has filed a lawsuit against a blogger demanding $500k in damages for alleging a particularly invasive search involving multiple incursions of a finger into the passenger's vagina.

    Video (if she's hot), or it didn't happen.

    1. Re:video plz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her name is "Theldala Magee" I doubt she's hot. Unless you like fatties.

  36. Publicity Stunt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The person stating they were violated is trying to sell a book, possible publicity stunt to get viewers to her blog for more revenue?

  37. I'm intrigued by Pop69 · · Score: 1

    Did this place get taken over by Digg ?

    That would explain why Mr Malda left....

  38. Decent odds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This looks like the case might have a good chance of decent outcome. The blogger has a real law firm behind her, while the TSA rapist only has a discount lawyer whose website doubles as her Hollywood resume: http://restmycase.com/filmography.html

  39. Question about homosexuals by Quila · · Score: 1

    I understand we pair up females to search females, males to search males, to eliminate a sexual element from the search. But this is a bit offensive, completely ignoring the fact we have homosexuals in our society.

    So it's possible our little smurf joined the TSA because she's lesbian and wanted to be able to legally grope women. Same would apply for a gay male TSA agent.

    And is there any consideration made for the gay male who would be feel sexually assaulted if searched by a man, but not by a woman? Or vice-versa? Shouldn't we have lesbian women searching gay men? How do any gays here feel about that?

    But if you allow for that, wouldn't most guys claim they're gay at security in order to get felt-up by a woman? We now need certification of sexual orientation.

    1. Re:Question about homosexuals by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      The TSA will release their own version of don't ask don't tell...

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    2. Re:Question about homosexuals by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      We now need certification of sexual orientation.

      You work for facebook; right?

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    3. Re:Question about homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure about the female agents (they have different standards about touching each other), but among men, the rules are very clear. A straight man will refuse to touch another mans ass or junk, even if given permission. To do otherwise will make him look gay, which is worse than actually being gay.

      As for why "we" pair up females to search females and males to search males, if you understand it, would you please explain it to me? Because to me, being touched by a man IS being grouped in a sexual way. A HOMO-sexual way.

      If it was a woman, I might ask for her phone number (if I thought I could get away with it). If it's a man, I definitely want him in prison for sexual assault.

      Now, I don't generally have anything against homosexuals. As long as they keep their hands to themselves - and most do. But here we are specifically discussing those that don't.

    4. Re:Question about homosexuals by black+soap · · Score: 1

      What if I would rather choose to be sexually assaulted by someone of the opposite sex than by someone of the same sex?

    5. Re:Question about homosexuals by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      You completely left out the bi-sexuals. WTF are they supposed to do?

    6. Re:Question about homosexuals by Duradin · · Score: 2

      Eunuchs.

  40. Solution for the USPS financial crisis by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    ... with TSA handling more packages per-day than both UPS and FedEx combined, it's no wonder SnailMail is on the ropes.

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    help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

    1. Re:Solution for the USPS financial crisis by warchildx · · Score: 1

      LOL!!! ..."handling more packages..." -- nice!

  41. Anybody touching by Quila · · Score: 3, Informative

    her private parts without explicit consent and complete freedom to decline without repraisal is sexual assault.

    And that person will be physically injured by me unless he or she is lucky enough to have the cops get there first.

    1. Re:Anybody touching by X0563511 · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's a shame starting your reply in the subject field isn't a form of assault either.

      You wouldn't start an email in the subject field would you?

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    2. Re:Anybody touching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he would because a lot of people do. Or put the whole message in the subject line.. Almost no one gives a shit about writing readable e-mail between this and top posting and it shows.

  42. Priorities, get some by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Tasty Beef Jerky's birthday, and all you clowns can think to do is argue about some TSA thug digitally maniupulating a suspect? GET SOME PRIORITIES!!!!!!

  43. TSA acronym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thugs
    Sexually
    Assult

    1. Re:TSA acronym by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a fairly prophetic thing to put on a T-shirt.

  44. Re:Sig Heil TSA! by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but if you do not log in, we cannot account your godwin points.

  45. shitty, but... by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Not to defend the TSA, but the defendant of this suit seems to be a bit of a drama queen (I read some entries from her blog). I could easily see her bending a few facts to make her story sound more interesting.

    1. Re:shitty, but... by torkus · · Score: 1

      Try reading the lawyers' letters. One's a joke (note his website) and the other reads like a bad rally speech.

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    2. Re:shitty, but... by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Not to defend the TSA, but the defendant of this suit seems to be a bit of a drama queen (I read some entries from her blog). I could easily see her bending a few facts to make her story sound more interesting.

      I checked out the site, and while she's certainly not a dry read, it's no worse than Dan Savage or Dave Barry or any other syndicated columnist.

      And while she has a blog, she's also in 100 newspapers as a columnist, plus some various other TV appearances, wrote a book, etc etc.

      Doesn't make it more or less true, but does remove the "I'm whoring for page views" argument in my mind.

  46. No coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they "examine" enough travelers, they're eventually going to hit one who has a mouthpiece.

  47. It seems its easy to tell by Quila · · Score: 2

    Who has kids and who doesn't. Your creative turn of phrase definitely shows.

    I had no idea I could ever be this protective. Touch my girl, you die. Simple, isn't it?

    I'm going to need to learn to tone it down a bit before they start dating. Other parents may not like their sons threatened with a 12-gauge when they haven't even done anything.

    1. Re:It seems its easy to tell by mr1911 · · Score: 2

      If you need a 12-gauge to threaten a teenage boy, you are doing it wrong.

      But as a father myself, I am in complete agreement.

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    2. Re:It seems its easy to tell by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      I learned when my daughter started to date that you do not need to actually threaten the boy with the shotgun.

      Just make sure that she has to introduce the boy to you before she gets to leave. And just happen to be cleaning the shotgun when he comes by. There is no need to get overt about it.

      A twenty gage double barrel side by side is known to be effective.

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      Will
    3. Re:It seems its easy to tell by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a "my daughter justifies any action" type get taken down, lawfully, in self defense.

      Ya, you've got offspring that have XX for their 26th chromosome, that does not excuse you from being subject to the law.

    4. Re:It seems its easy to tell by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Who has kids and who doesn't. Your creative turn of phrase definitely shows.

      I had no idea I could ever be this protective. Touch my girl, you die. Simple, isn't it?

      Uh, I'm childless, but the hypothetical thought of a hypothetical child being hypothetically diddled by a hypothetical TSA bastard (or anyone) puts me in a hypothetical killing mood.

      I know damn well there would be nothing hypothetical about this feeling if my child wasn't hypothetical too.

      I'm more confused by those who think it'd be no big deal. What's wrong with you?

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    5. Re:It seems its easy to tell by gknoy · · Score: 1

      There's no law about cleaning firearms in front of someone. It isn't even an implied threat unless you make it one. ;-) (OK, it probably COULD be argued as an implied threat, but context probably matters -- "I was just back from shooting" is a pretty solid defense to why you were cleaning the gun.) Not to mention that I have a hard time imagining a jury of just about anyone convicting someone for telling your daughter's boyfriend, directly or indirectly, "If you rape my daughter I will visit physical trauma upon you". I don't think I would ever make an overt threat like that, though.

      Now, if the rape happened, and said trauma were visited, then I'm pretty sure that a conversation like that would be some pretty damning evidence. I don't condone such actions, clearly, though most states protect your right to intervene with force to stop an assault in progress.

    6. Re:It seems its easy to tell by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Uh, I'm childless, but the hypothetical thought of a hypothetical child being hypothetically diddled by a hypothetical TSA bastard (or anyone) puts me in a hypothetical killing mood.

      I have two sons, zero daughters. Regardless, the thought of anyone, even a consenting adult, fingering my non-existent daughter's vagina outside of a gynecological exam... makes my blood boil. Just like if one of my sons said "hey dad, guess what, I just met this girl, and you're going to be a grandfather" would do the same.

      My parents never had sex, and neither will my children. At least in my head.

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    7. Re:It seems its easy to tell by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Generally, just hanging the 12 gauge over the fireplace gets the message across well enough.

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  48. TSA + legal system == world's biggest joke by torkus · · Score: 1

    So if your job is, ostensibly, securing airports from travelers bringing in threats (be it knives, bombs, toxins, drinking water, or nuclear material) it's OK to repeatedly touch someone in an intimate area, much less to the point of penetration? (note, penetration is ill defined here since i did RTFA and this was *through* clothing) This exceeds what an ACTUAL cop can do when *arresting* you for a crime.

    Assuming the chain of events flows as claimed, logic fails in this case. First, body scanners will NOT penetrate your body. Hiding something *inside* your vagina, anus, stomach, or any other bodily cavity you care to name will defeat the scanner. Heck, you can bring in metal which would otherwise NOT make it through a metal detector. Therefore poking around in and about her vagina is pointless unless you're going *inside* which exceeds the capability of the 'accepted' and preferred detection method.

    Now, it's possible the gropee made this up or greatly exaggerated. However given the number of videos of the TSA groping children (and the recent prohibition of filming security procedures in the sake of 'security') that are out there I'm much more likely to disbelieve the groper.

    I read both letters and this looks more like lawyers arguing for fame than anything else (and heck, a blogger looking for her 15 minutes? nooooo). The first letter is from a lawyer who owns the "rest my case" domain. Seriously. The second reads more like a second rate politically rally speech. It devolves from 'my client' to 'i bet you".

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    1. Re:TSA + legal system == world's biggest joke by dbIII · · Score: 1

      This exceeds what an ACTUAL cop can do when *arresting* you for a crime.

      In a lot of places it also exceeds what a prison officer can do when convicted prisoners are admitted and are suspected of concealing items.
      Without a nation having repect for the rule of law you may as well be a conveniently framed troublemaker in China instead of the USA where the law is supposed to matter.

  49. Remote possibility vs. sure thing by Quila · · Score: 1

    I'll take my chances at the border.

  50. Never had a problem with TSA by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    I haven't had any problems with the TSA, including flying when my drivers license expired.

    I've had more problems with the Post Office Smurfs who even say they don't care what the regs are, they're going to do what they want.

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  51. It's a shame to see the same Re: title by Quila · · Score: 1

    The same one, over and over, down the responses, nothing to differentiate the content

  52. Re:Sig Heil TSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but if you do not log in, we cannot account your godwin points.

    You know who else counted other people's Godwin points? Mussolini!

    AC for obvious reasons, duce.

    ;-)

  53. Defamation == damaging lies by Lexx+Greatrex · · Score: 1

    Surprised that someone hasn't pointed out this simple factoid in the last 204 comments: No matter how damaging it may be to the parties involved, the truth can never be defamatory.

    1. Re:Defamation == damaging lies by dbIII · · Score: 1

      As has been shown many times in many places that is not always true. Where I am there is a "public interest" criteria and if you expose something that can defame a person and the Judge thinks the public shouldn't care then you can still lose no matter what the facts are. I suppose that makes your comment a "factoid" (something that looks like a fact) instead of actually being true.
      Yes it sucks and yes it turns deformation cases into a game for the rich or people that can burn taxpayers money on it.

    2. Re:Defamation == damaging lies by belmolis · · Score: 1

      The lawsuit in question is in the United States, where truth IS a complete defense.

  54. Or I could do purposely what a friend of mine did by Quila · · Score: 1

    Be cleaning the 12-gauge when the daughter happens to bring him over to meet. Only he says he honestly did it accidentally, had just returned from shooting skeet and she didn't tell him she was bringing the boyfriend over.

    Seriously though, I'll try to be nicer. And at least for my oldest rely on the fact that she herself could probably kick his ass if necessary.

    But all boyfriends will know dad is lurking in the background.

  55. government made TSA sexual assault legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could be because the government has taken our ability to sue the TSA about groping, and the only avenue left is to bitch about it online.

    If anyone else touched her in the manner described, it would be a clear case of sexual assault and filing charges would be no problem. Try doing that when TSA does it though and you'll find out why she hasn't "filed in the appropriate venue".

  56. Quila's being a silly person by X0563511 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Then change it to your subject. If you're subject is still the same, don't change it. But you still put the subject there, not the first part of the body.

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  57. subject by Quila · · Score: 1

    There, happy?

    1. Re:subject by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yes :)

      Shall we get back on the TSA-bashing bandwagon then?

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  58. Could be worse by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    At least they didn't get sand up there.

    Or did they? (Based on the lawsuit.)

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  59. Airport Security vs. The Constitution by coats · · Score: 1
    She should follow the lead of Aaron Tobey http://m.reason.com/26819/show/3fe6fddb77a895bbc137549ae0bff688&t=179ecfc42749c8364dcc4ef8ef6095a6: not to be raped is certainly a Fourth-Amendment Constitutional right, and in Bivens v. Six Unknown Named Agents (1971), the Supreme Court ruling in Bivens says you can seek monetary damages for the violation of your constitutional rights -- all the way to the top of the responsible agency; sovereign immunity does not apply for violation of Constitutional rights . Following this precedent, the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals said that Rumsfeld is not immune for violations at Gitmo.

    Tobey is suing Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and Transportation Security Administration chief John Pistole; she should, too.\

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  60. You are unduly uptight by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Informative

    ....and ignorant. Ever heard of Papal bulls? The Pope's letters on doctrine have the first words as the title. The use of the first few words of something as the title has, in fact, a very long history; far longer than email. You are just demonstrating your lack of education and narrow cultural prejudices

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    1. Re:You are unduly uptight by PoopMonkey · · Score: 0

      While your statement might be accurate, I'm not sure choosing to name the actions of the pope, head of another agency often accused of sexual offenses, is the best of ideas...

  61. We should be fair by Quila · · Score: 1

    I have heard complaints from some TSA agents who signed up initially, before groping was standard, back when Penn was able to get the police involved when he was groped*. The generally say "I didn't sign up for this" but in this job market they can't afford to quit.

    * This is all his fault. Not long afterwards, they changed the policy to allow groping.

    1. Re:We should be fair by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      That's no fun position to be in. Like any other thing, this is a case of a few bad apples. I'm not going to comment one way or another on the effectiveness of the measures, as that's really the responsibility of the people at the top. The people in the airports are just parts of the machine like the rest of us.

      Now, that said, the bad apples do deserve a good 'beating' - but we should try to limit this to the true abusers.

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  62. "Bivens" says otherwise by coats · · Score: 1

    In Bivens versus six unnamed agents (1971), the US Supreme Court said that sovereign immunity does not apply for violations of Constitutional rights; moreover, liability goes all the way to the top, to the official which sets the policy. And the 7th Circuit recently said that Donald Rumsfeld gets to enjoy that lack of immunity, for what happened at Gitmo.

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  63. Streisand Effect yet again by Cito · · Score: 1
    This is a case of Streisand effect again..

    just googling Theldala Magee there are thousands of blogs with this info and spreading like wildfire

    I bet this TSA molester is wishing she never said a word at all.

    There are sites linking Theldala Magee to search keywords from r@ygold to TSA rapist

    http://goo.gl/QZ15r

  64. Was this woman wearing pants? by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but no matter much this woman felt violated -- and surely she was bothered by the search -- I find it hard to believe in "....a particularly invasive search involving multiple incursions of a finger into the passenger's vagina." I just find that somewhat implausible unless either the woman wasn't wearing any pants or underwear or else the TSA person was a remarkably talented person with a fair degree of privacy for what I would expect in a security line.

    Somewhere, maybe, there is some exaggeration going on.

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    The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
  65. $10 says ... by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    This ambulance chaser was standing in the security line when she heard the commotion and handed her business card to the TSA agent, just in case she should ever need representation.

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  66. That said -- by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    If I thought these security measures actually worked, I would be all in favor. I don't believe they do. I believe someone with a moderate level of expertise should have no problem bringing the materials through such a screening that would be sufficient to cause a fair degree of mayhem either on board a plane or even in a terminal.

    Hell, if I really thought we'd be more secure, I'd walk through the damn scanner bare ass naked. I'm not exactly a body double for the statue of David, but what the hell, it is only a human body and nothing to be so ashamed about. A little less body shame and a little more violence-shame wouldn't hurt our society at all.

    Since it does not really add to the security of the situation, however, I am not in favor of this kind of intrusive search strictly for the purpose of security theater. Hiring lowest dollar contractors at least possible wages to perform such an important role is itself a fool's game.

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    1. Re:That said -- by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      How do you know they don't work? The heimat securitat ministerium could be in possession of secret studies which disprove your point. In the absence of proof that those countervailing studies don't exist, shouldn't you reconsider your potentially libelous assertions, Citizen?

    2. Re:That said -- by CFD339 · · Score: 1

      Well, because I've had some hazmat training as part of my volunteer firefighter work, I am at least somewhat aware of basic chemistry which could be misused to cause harm but which would be very unlikely to fall into the category of things which would be caught by the checkpoints I've seen. Some, for example, could be impregnated in ordinary clothing and would not be at all obvious.

      Note that 1) I do -not- know all the things those machines look for, and have never tried to found out; 2) I'm not a chemist and can't offhand even recall the name of the stuff I have in mind (though I did see a live demonstration of its effects once); and 3) I certainly don't advocate trying any of this kind of thing.

      My point is that if I, with a very limited exposure to this kind of information, can conceive of ways to exploit the system then I have no doubt people with real expertise in the related fields would have absolutely no problem coming up with far more dangerous "solutions" if they thought about it for any length of time.

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      The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
  67. Camel Toe by tgd · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to get into any details, but I travel a LOT and I've seen some nasty examples of humanity waiting to go through security.

    I don't know anything about what may or may not have happened here, but I've definitely seen individuals go through security a few thousand Big Macs beyond what a normal human being should eat, sporting a body structure in which you couldn't do a pat down without the horrid risk of probing beyween the labia.

    Again, no idea what happened here, but I legitimately feel bad for some of the creatures the TSA agents need to occasionally deal with.

  68. Am I wrong? by Gripp · · Score: 1

    AFAIK we can't sue them, but apperently they can sue us? something doesn't seem right here.

  69. Re:Or I could do purposely what a friend of mine d by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

    LOL when I was in HS I went on a date with the daughter of someone who was a friend of my father's. Before we left her house he made sure to show me pictures of the elk and caribou he and his son killed with "that rifle right there" while on a hunting trip to Canada. Looking back on it I laugh now. At the time I was "ummm.... that's cool...."

    She turned out to be a skank btw. Only one date.

    Now, I have 2 daughters of my own. They are both under 10 but the thought of them on a date.... with a teenage boy ... having been one myself... AAAAARARRRRGGGG. Not ready for that yet. Also don't like the idea of them ever having a TSA grope. A pat down? Well, ok. Grope?!?! no. That ain't right, ya hear? For anyone, adult, kid, male, female. How is this necessary? How has it come to this?

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  70. Know your meme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I accidentally [no verb] blah" is an internet meme dating back to 2008. See the following:

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally

    http://ohinternet.com/I_accidentally

    1. Re:Know your meme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, really? What an f'ing retarded meme. At least they're usually funny.

  71. Truth an absolute defense? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    Isn't truth an absolute defense against allegations of libel/slander?

    If the woman did indeed "rape" her (which I think is vaginal penetration by *anything* against someone's will, assuming they're not in prison or a similar circumstance; please correct me if I'm wrong), then these allegations against the passenger go nowhere.

    The fact that the TSA employee is suing for defamation AND that neither she nor her lawyer actually stated the accusation was false is...interesting. Offense is the best defense??

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    1. Re:Truth an absolute defense? by DragonWriter · · Score: 2

      Isn't truth an absolute defense against allegations of libel/slander?

      Actually, in the US, under the Supreme Court's free speech jurisprudence which restricts the actions for defamation, in a suit by a public official, falsity is a necessary element of the prima facie case for defamation rather than truth being a defense. So if the suit doesn't explicitly allege that the claims were false, the defendant ought to seek to have the case thrown out for failure to state a valid cause of action.

  72. Duty to remain silent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't Amy Alkon know the basics of the law? She got lucky she wasn't arrested for resisting rape.

  73. Comment goes elsewhere, subject goes here. by Cwix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its a shame that we had to figure out that you started your comment in the subject, because most of us move on if your post doesn't make sense right away. The first half of the sentence in the title does just that.

    If you don't like the "Re:" feel free to change the subject of your post. If you want us to care what you are saying then don't place part of the comment there.

    I'm guessing your the same type of person who doesn't follow naming conventions.

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  74. About Amy Alkon by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I know of Amy Alkon as an advice columnist with an attitude, so it would not be surprising that she has an attitude elsewhere.
    If the TSA agent really did do something wrong, perfect storm

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  75. The TSA is Not the Enemy by okmijnuhb · · Score: 0

    Give the TSA a break, they perform a necessary function. Sure there are bad apples, but they are there to keep you safe.

    1. Re:The TSA is Not the Enemy by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      ... when they stop wasting money, insising on using invasive and ineffective methods/technologies, hiring thugs, criminals, and actually respecting the rights we DO have, THEN I'll consider that - who cares if they are here to keep us safe, that is NOT some form of immunity AT ALL from criticism for fucking up.

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    2. Re:The TSA is Not the Enemy by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Give the TSA a break, they perform a necessary function. Sure there are bad apples, but they are there to keep you safe.

      Whether or not that is what the government says the TSA is for or even what the TSA employees believe they are doing, people are quite within their rights to question whether they are actually doing that and, even if they are, if the value they provide in safety justifies the costs -- which aren't limited to just expenditure of taxpayer funds.

  76. Re:Combining famous psych experiments by JoeThoughtful · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen if someone combined the Milgram experiment with the Stanford Prison experiment? Any guesses?

  77. Not that surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're called the Titty Squeezing Asshats for a reason.

  78. Here we go! by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

    Here come the idiots who misconstrue arguments, and misuse words to attempt to slam those they disagree with.

    "... for REFUSING a body scan..."

    SO FUCKING WHAT, asshole? We refuse, and oped out hoping for alternative screening that was not invasive like these pat downs are, and just as effective if not more so, and that, somehow, is a contradiction? LEARN WHAT A FUCKING CONTRADICTION IS THEN.

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  79. Sexual Assault should be DeCriminalized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean if TSA can do it, why shouldn't everyone else?

    Are they above the law?

    Of course! WHAT law?

    WHAT was I thinking...

  80. Re:Or I could do purposely what a friend of mine d by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

    How has it come to this?

    That's simple. Fear overrides logic and reason, and judging by our political arena of late, we don't exactly have a whole lot of logic and reason to begin with.

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  81. Except for that federal law thing by Quila · · Score: 2

    I have a feeling they don't take kindly to killing TSA agents.

    Plus they've probably legally defined TSA sexual assault as not sexual assault.

  82. TSA employee Theldala Magee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a picture of Theldala floating around on the Intertubes, it'id really help me to visualize the incident ... :o

    Amy Alkon Advice Goddess

  83. America the TSA is giving you the finger by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I really cannot understand how the USA is putting up with this rogue agency that breaks laws on radiation safety and civil liberties as part of normal operation. Recently it appears as if they are deliberately seeing how much they can get away with.

  84. Actually there are the enemy now by dbIII · · Score: 1

    They are a massive drain on the economy without producing anything of value. Professional law enforcement in airports as used elsewhere is far cheaper and more effective as shown in places that actually do have a high risk of terrorism.
    Now it's just part of a huge unaccountable welfare operation under the name of "Homeland Security".
    As the economy continues to decline this drain is going to increasingly hurt the country and many of the people that could actually benefit society will have instead taken easy money to run around in circles and yell about the sky falling.

  85. Side of the hand through her pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I can tell from reading the article, the woman must have moved her hands up and down the blogger's thighs right up into her crotch. Sounds pretty standard. She didn't finger-bang her or anything...

  86. What if you like to be touhched? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you like being molested? Isn't this the perfect way I can spend my millions so that I can have my crevaces checked by a random stranger? How else am I to be satisfied by my hard earned taxeses if I don't also get my thrill?

  87. Currently flying on business by p4nther2004 · · Score: 1

    Twice a week. Every week.

    Did I mention I refuse to go through the full-body scanners? I do NOT agree that they are safe. I always chose to opt-out.

    None of my pat-downs have been that bad. But, prior to October 2010, there was a STRONG push by TSA for pat-downs - they hoped it would get people to accept the Full-Body Scanners their bosses got kickerbacks er... bought with tax payer dollars.

    For the record - most TSA agents hate this as much as you do.....but they don't set policy. Most of them recognize that when I choose to opt-out of full body scan, I'm helping to keep more of them employed. :-)

    1. Re:Currently flying on business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record - most TSA agents hate this as much as you do...

      Really? Then why haven't they deserted yet? Note: "deserted", not "quit", because if you could just quit, nobody who hates this as much as most of us, would keep doing it.

      If you or I did the same thing, people would be calling for the death penalty, so if they really hate it just as much, why don't they prefer suicide? At least that way they would get to choose how, rather than calling for having themselves sent to the death row.

  88. Forced cavity search, victim pays $1k medical bill by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1

    Here's another one: Woman has to pay $1,122 medical bill after being forced to undergo a cavity search by police who allegedly acted "on credible information from a reliable source". Makes me wonder what's next on the agenda for the United Slaves of America...

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  89. I doubt that it is that simple by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Is it? Isn't it a state issue where it is likely to vary from California to Florida?
    Also note that the poster was making an absolute statement which I suspect is not even true where the case is being considered. Any real lawyers from that area wish to chip in?

  90. Re:Or I could do purposely what a friend of mine d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I was a teen, the best girls for a Good Time where those with dads who showed off their weapons. If you raise a kid in fear like that, it means a hummer at least and usually full action the 1st date. If you go out with her a 2nd time, it means ass to mouth. Seriously, like 90% of the time. Thanks for keeping up the good work! And get your daughter on the pill!

  91. It's the victim's fault... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...for being equipped with an internal compartment capable of carrying explosives.

    Plus, what was a TSA worker doing in the kitchen anyway? Oh wait, she was female too.

    I kid, I kid.

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  92. Current /. quote by heson · · Score: 1

    Visits [to the airport] always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure. -- Edouard Le Berquier, "Pensees des Autres"

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  94. Re:Or I could do purposely what a friend of mine d by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm quite certain those with balls enough to post as AC on Slashdot got all sorts of action in their teens.

    10 to 1 is was your ass and your mouth.

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  95. Rape defined... by tchall · · Score: 1

    I can't remember a state in which I lived (or foreign country for that matter) where putting any part of one's body in contact with another person's genitalia without permission wasn't sufficient for a rape charge... much LESS actual penetration...

    It's really time to end this charade and issue every passenger a five inch steak knife as they board!!!

  96. It's not that easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am very familiar with the Milgram's experiment and similar experiments since, and I am well aware that there is a certain amount of "human nature" to following orders. But the fact that most people have a tendency to obey authority is NOT a valid excuse to commit atrocities. That, in fact, was precisely what the Nuremburg trials determined: that just being a sheep and following along is NOT an adequate excuse, and that the worse the crime, the less adequate it is.

    All that means is that "normal society" is willing to punish individuals who exhibit a bug in human evolution (ie. high levels of conformity). I guess it seems reasonable to imbue an evolutionary selection against those who "fail" the Milgram experiment test (in whatever flavor), but that's just an example of society enforcing systematic eugenics. How much conformity is too much? How much conformity is too little, ye nerds?

    I am not saying that I disagree with your conclusion, merely that it's fraught. Many of those who disagreed with "right thinking" in totalitarian regimes were liquidated on such a basis. Is that okay?

    Human beings have an obligation to exercise judgment.

    ...and if I disagree with the particular bent of the powers that be? Am I required to conform to the majority as long as it doesn't involve crimes against humanity? What if the state's policies are merely unethical against a "few" individuals that I am required by duty to the state to force to comply/conform? Is anything short of causing their death okay, and requisite to my conformation to the majority rule? At what point do I get to disavow the entire government of my nation-state because I disagree with certain policies? When is it okay to start slitting throats to try to oppose an oppressive state?

    These are hard ethical questions, and most aren't couched in simple black & white.