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  1. Re:Don't start planning that vacation just yet on Richest Planetary System Discovered With 7 Planets · · Score: 4, Informative

    I will when Moore's Law applies to propulsion.

  2. Don't start planning that vacation just yet on Richest Planetary System Discovered With 7 Planets · · Score: 4, Informative

    For everyone here who has seen a lot of science fiction movies or lived in a trailer park where hillbilly meth-heads are routinely abducted by little green men, you might want to keep in mind that 127 light years is a very long way--an almost unimaginable distance, in fact. Most people have absolutely no appreciation for interstellar distances in general (when I was a wee lad, for example, I thought that the next solar system began right at the edge of our own). Let's put it this way: our fastest craft take about 9 years or so to go from the Earth to Pluto. At that same speed, it would take about 125,000 years to reach our next door neighbor (Proxima Centauri). And that's a mere 4.2 light years away (right in our cosmic back yard).

    So if you're planning a visit to this newly discovered system, you'd better pack for about a 4-million-year trip, one way.

  3. Re:Gee on Does the GOP Pay Friendly Bloggers? · · Score: 1

    Clearly this entire article is just another move in the left-wing socialist conspiracy that has attempted in recent days to discredit the great and noble Grand Old Party. And I'm not just saying that because the GOP paid me $25 to--though I do appreciate their kind gesture.

  4. Re:Holy protection racket ... on RIAA President Says Copyright Law "Isn't Working" · · Score: 1

    They'll only be satisfied when the internet is closed up and the only way to put up a webpage or blog, or even post a message, is to get the content vetted through the RIAA/MPAA first (for a nominal fee, of course).

  5. I finally could tell my friend to go to hell on Windows 95 Turns 15 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had a buddy back in 94/95 who was constantly throwing OS/2 in my face. Hey, look at all the Windows I can have open, look at my clean interface, look at how much faster and more stable this runs that your Win 3.11, look at all these DOS sessions open simultaneously!

    Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass. And, for that, I say "Thank you, Bill Gates."

  6. Re:Well, this just proves it! on Halo Reach Leaked To Filesharing Sites · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A PC doesn't have to be modded to work with pirate software, a console generally does. This alone ensures that piracy will never be even remotely as prevalent on consoles as it is on PC's.

  7. Re:Oh great on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: 1

    But where will we find a brave, handsome, and sexy enough man to lead such an attack?

  8. Wouldn't be very useful by itself on Skeletal Identification · · Score: 1

    Facial recognition software is already notoriously unreliable. I suspect that this system would be even easier to fool, and even more wonky with identification. Unless you could couple a bunch of these systems together, I doubt they would be useful at all. And I'm not even sure they would be particularly useful even if they were strung together. If a fake beard can fool facial recognition, then all I have to do is add an overcoat to deal with the skeletal recognition too.

    Besides, how many people share the same basic build? If the system were to get any more specific than that, it would probably require an X-ray or MRI, and that would ultimately cause *way* more deaths than any terrorist (I'll have to pass on the daily dose or radiation, thanks).

  9. Re:And wildlife everywhere is rejoicing.... on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's natural selection weeding out the wildlife not smart enough to avoid balloons.

  10. Re:Probably because of my niece's birthday parties on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 1

    If you're not careful, you can play "drunk uncle with cigarettes meets balloons meet kids meet emergency room."

  11. Re:Oh great on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: 4, Funny

    I live in Alabama. You really want a challenge, you should try looking for intelligent life here.

  12. Re:Oh great on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: 1

    Funniest scene in the Mad Max movies was in Beyond Thunderdome when Max has to check his guns and weapons at the door to BarterTown and spends several minutes pulling out guns from every conceivable orifice. Now there's a pretty important commodity in a dystopia.

  13. Re:Oh great on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Phillip Dick wrote Second Variety ten years before that third-rate knock-off. If anyone deserves credit for being ripped off, it's him.

  14. Probably because of my niece's birthday parties on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jesus, Richard, does she really need hundreds of fucking balloons at *every* party? Isn't it enough we got her ponies *and* two clowns, for crying out loud?!?!?

  15. Re:Oh great on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I was a kid, I feared the post-apocalyptic future offered by the Mad Max movies, et. al. I thought that was the worst possible fate that humanity could face in the future. Now, I survey the reality television landscape and realize that maybe killer mutants with shouldpads and mohawks wouldn't have been so bad after all.

  16. Oh great on Look For AI, Not Aliens · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's just put up a giant flashing sign so Skynet can see us better. HEY, OVER HERE KILLER ROBOTS!

  17. So it's not always sunny in Philadelphia? on Philly Requiring Bloggers To Pay $300 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, I just thought of the name for my new blog.

  18. Re:Foreshadowing. on Sweden Defends Wiki Sex Case About-Face · · Score: 1

    Actually the CIA favors plane crashes. Fatal automobile accidents are difficult to stage and leave a lot more evidence behind. It's much easier to get a plane to fall out of the sky and make it look like an accident, and (if done right) it's almost impossible to survive plane crash.

  19. Re:Why? on Layoff Anxiety Is Top Risk To Space Shuttle · · Score: 1

    The hard, harsh reality that no one wants to accept is that there *are no* "sustainable habitats away from Earth." With our bent for science fiction, our "We can do it!" attitude, our infatuation with our technology, and our frontier spirit; we just can't accept that there are some frontiers which simply *can't* be settled. The other bodies in this solar system are more inhospitable than most people can even imagine. For an asteroid hit to render this planet more inhospitable than even the most earth-like and accessible other body in the solar system would require a hit that would tear this planet to pieces. Even an extinction-level hit would still leave this planet WAY more survivable than Mars or any other body. And anything outside this solar system is completely inaccessible (again, most people have no idea of the incredible distances involved in interstellar travel).

    The fate of humanity is forever tied to the fate of earth. There is no other place for us. Deal with it.

  20. Re:Character assasination in progress on Julian Assange Faces Rape Investigation In Sweden — Updated · · Score: 1

    I said the same thing a couple of weeks ago and people thought I was nuts.

  21. Re:If you play with matches... on Julian Assange Faces Rape Investigation In Sweden — Updated · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I certainly expected it. Disappointing for its lack of subtlety, though. I would have went with something less obvious.

  22. I always knew I was psychic on Julian Assange Faces Rape Investigation In Sweden — Updated · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I mean no one could have possibly seen that coming.

  23. Re:No wonder on Medieval Copy Protection · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All I can say for 3 is that the Smallville stuff and the Evil Superman stuff wasn't bad. It wasn't good, but it was "Citizen Kane" next to the abomination that was "The Quest for Peace."

  24. Re:Reason #8 on 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail · · Score: 1

    That's why I moved to Alabama. They'll never even think to come here.

  25. Re:This doesn't seem very scientific... on 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail · · Score: 1

    The Chernobyl outbreak was contained. Came at a high cost, but they stopped it.