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  1. Re:what about darfur? on Nobel Winner Says Internet Might Have Stopped Hitler · · Score: 1

    The harsh reality is that the first world (and most of the second) wrote off most of Africa as hopeless a long time ago. No government wants to get involved there because it's perceived as a waste of effort.

  2. Re:Godwin says... on Nobel Winner Says Internet Might Have Stopped Hitler · · Score: 1

    Yes, because there has never been a right-wing dictator...or thousands of them.

  3. Re:What if everyone got a piece? on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 1

    You need a pretty teenage girl to front your band, preferably one who looks a little edgy, but really isn't. Disney can clone you one for a very reasonable fee.

  4. Re:No Seriously on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 1

    No, no, the American government has apologized for Britney Spears on several occasions.

  5. A testament to the technology on Indiana Bans Driver's License Smiles, For Security · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...that it can bet beat by a simple smile, much less something like a beard or actual disguise. Another one of those government boondoggles that's supposed to make us feel safe, but actually just wastes money and effort.

  6. Re:Forever knight? on Netflix Comes To Tivo, AppleTV, Linux · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The second season was actually pretty good. A lot better than that Buffy crap, anyway.

  7. Re:Show Me The Titles on Netflix Comes To Tivo, AppleTV, Linux · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not only that, but about half the time, I can't even get the damn movies I do have in my queue to actually stream to my 360 at all (I just get a vague "Playback did not start" type message). This seems to vary by disc, and doesn't seem to have anything to do with my connection. I was trying to watch some "Forever Knight" episodes this weekend, but could not get any of them to play, whereas eps from other series seemed to work just fine. AFAIK, none of these show the "Not available on Xbox" label that I've seen on some Sony movies.

  8. Re:Technically on Australian Judge Rules Simpsons Cartoon Rip-off Is Child Porn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a very eventful 22 days.

  9. The "whys" of broadband on Obama Wants Broadband, Computers Part of Stimulus · · Score: 1

    I saw an interview on CSPAN this morning with a representative of the Entertainment Software Association. Aside from the predictable anti-piracy, DRM stuff one thing he was calling for surprised me--increased broadband deployment. But the more I thought about it, the more it makes sense. Deploying software via broadband instead of old-fashioned discs means that you not only have something theat's more piracy resistant, but also can't be resold (eliminating the secondary market completely, long the dream of the various entertainment industries).

    So I'm a little wary of the true motivations of Obama's call here. After all, some of his biggest fundraisers were from the Hollywood studios. I would hate to see increased broadband merely serve as a precursor to the end of physical media sales, where to consumer no longer "owns" their movies/music/software.

  10. Re:I believe this was part of the inspiration on The Unforgettable Amnesiac · · Score: 1

    Common mistake. Both "50 First Dates" and "Jaws" feature hideous man-eating creatures that started out their careers with Steven Spielberg.

  11. Re:What was I going to post? on The Unforgettable Amnesiac · · Score: 1

    I'm Teddy. Look at your pictures.

  12. Re:Naah, Eric Just Got a Girlfriend on Reuters Pulls Out of Second Life, Army Heads In · · Score: 1

    Actually, women love second life. It probably has the highest female-to-male ratio of any online videogame, with the possible exception of the Sims Online.

  13. Re:We're still doing this stuff? on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, I would never be a suicide bomber. But, if I ever did, I think I would blow up the idle section on slashdot. I think that would be a worthy cause to sacrifice myself for, And such a noble act is bound to get me a few bonus virgins (since God is no doubt also tired of seeing idle topics on the front page).

  14. Re:You mean physical memory right :-) on Why Use Virtual Memory In Modern Systems? · · Score: 1

    Now get me the largest Christmas goose you can find and I'll give you a shilling!

  15. Re:You know you really fail when... on Players Furious Over Buggy GTA IV PC Release · · Score: 1

    At least the pirates weren't out $50 for this turd.

  16. Re:"Please do not turn off the system" on Players Furious Over Buggy GTA IV PC Release · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just once I'm going to turn it off during one of these messages just to see what happens. If I don't make it out alive, tell my wife I love her.

  17. Re:My Little Chicken on Against Unknown Viruses, Avira AntiVir the Winner For Now · · Score: 1

    Still can't top the greatest Sandler love ballad ever, "Medium Pace." Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a shampoo bottle.

  18. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? on Grey Lines Mar MacBook Air Displays · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife flipped out and left me when I bought those instead of paying the mortgage last month. Too bad for her that she's not here to enjoy the cleanest USB signal I've ever seen!

  19. Not fair on Grey Lines Mar MacBook Air Displays · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You PC-using commoners just don't understand good design ascetics. We hipsters who are better than you understand that the gray lines are a design choice, not a flaw.

  20. Re:mine is better on Against Unknown Viruses, Avira AntiVir the Winner For Now · · Score: 1

    That's no way to treat man's best friend. Now, cats on the other hand...well they're just asking for it. At least, that's what I told the jury anyway.

  21. Re:if your product is so useful on Political and Technical Implications of GitTorrent · · Score: 1

    Dugg down for not including the requisite flame or "OMG, this is so awesome!"

    Wait, did you say this was /.? Nevermind.

  22. Re:You can rent Midgets? on Google Was 3 Hours Away From DOJ Antitrust Charges · · Score: 1

    These days you can rent anything: midgets, goats, donkeys, a surprising number of cast members from "The Facts of Life", anything you can imagine.

  23. Re:There is a third option on Google Was 3 Hours Away From DOJ Antitrust Charges · · Score: 1

    pointless masturbation

    That, sir, is an oxymoron.

  24. There is a third option on Google Was 3 Hours Away From DOJ Antitrust Charges · · Score: 4, Funny

    I prefer a third option. Here goes:

    Yahoo, in a desperate bid to get MS's attention, hires actress Natalie Portman to seduce me to enlist my help in the matter. After hours of outrageous sex, including several acts involving grits, she convinces me to help. I go over to Bill Gates' house to resell him on the idea of a Yahoo/MS merger. Gates, grateful for my help and insight in the matter, agrees to call Ballmer up and talk to him about it, gives me a $2 million tip, and lets me take hom the biggest TV in his house. The next day, after another night of crazy mad oily sex with Natalie Portman, I meet up with Ballmer and Yang at Yahoo HQ. I make them apologize to one another, secure the deal to create a new search engine giant to compete with Google (called "MiYahoo"), get a nice portfolio of stock in the new company, then leave to go rent a goat and a midget for another night of insane smelly filthy sex with Natalie Portman.

    Problem solved.

  25. Re:Isn't that a Macintosh? on Persistence Pays Off With Israel's First Windows Refund · · Score: 1

    Take it as a compliment. Mother Theresa is totally sexy.