Yes, those Portal guys really hit the jackpot. I even hear that after they asked for a raise recently, Valve threw them a party with cake. Since then, they've been working so hard on the sequel that no one has seen or heard from any of them. I guess the cake really motivated them.
Asked to comment on the new vague allegations of a super-threat with absolutely no details provided, a Microsoft spokesman responded "What the Hell are you talking about?"
On a side note, nothing says "We're a serious business venture" quite like a CEO who rants and uses phrases like "fuck that" in interviews. Perhaps the rocket stages aren't the only thing that can't hold back when it counts.
People do embarrassing things every single day that they don't expect to be exposed to the world. Most other people understand and generally respect that idea when they deal with their fellow human beings (the "Golden Rule" that helps us all to live together in relative peace).
So sure, I could go into a public restroom at my office every day, snap covert pictures of my co-workers who have small dicks, and post them on the internet. But I don't. You know why? BECAUSE I'M NOT A HUGE FLAMING DOUCHEBAG!
It COULD be comedy gold if you stripped the real identities from the responses before you make fun of them (even then it's a little prickish, considering you BAITED them). If you reveal the real identities of these duped people, it's not comedy. It's just being a mean-spirited, malicious asshole.
A kid who busts his ass stupidly trying to jump off a roof in a stunt--funny. Throwing a kid off a roof for fun--felony.
"Okay, Mr. President, think of Mars as a giant frat house...Now think of the Martian soil as a giant keg of spoiled beer...Now think of our probe as the pledge who discovered that the beer had turned..."
Here, I'll summarize what they're going to say. "Well boys, we've got two lots of news for you--one good, one bad. The good news is that we'll be able to synthesize return-trip rocket fuel from the Martian soil, for our manned mission. The bad news is that there is no point in going there now, because the same soil makes life there pretty much impossible."
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Wait in line, buddy. Just five more published editorials in swing state newspapers and I get a sloppy blowjob from Cindy!
Yes, those Portal guys really hit the jackpot. I even hear that after they asked for a raise recently, Valve threw them a party with cake. Since then, they've been working so hard on the sequel that no one has seen or heard from any of them. I guess the cake really motivated them.
India announced that it added 50,000 new jobs this year.
Asked to comment on the new vague allegations of a super-threat with absolutely no details provided, a Microsoft spokesman responded "What the Hell are you talking about?"
I know those words, but in that context they make no sense.
They're an island soccer team.
And the U.S. wants to encourage foreign companies to buy up all its businesses and assets why?
iWork, iSlave...iSolonely, iCouldcry
But methane power Bartertown!
Bah, crashing is only a problem if the deceleration involved is a rapid one.
If you think YOU'RE a slave, try working in a iPod factory in China for a while. And be glad Apple at least hasn't outsourced you....yet.
On a side note, nothing says "We're a serious business venture" quite like a CEO who rants and uses phrases like "fuck that" in interviews. Perhaps the rocket stages aren't the only thing that can't hold back when it counts.
No, the problem is that someone put a T-800 series Terminator in charge of California!
All the state's COBOL programmers have to work around the clock just to keep that early-80's piece of shit working.
And this is why Eve will forever remain a niche MMO. Fine and dandy with me if it helps keeps the assholes off WoW and Guild Wars.
In his mind, he's a legend. In real life, a fry cook at Denny's.
It will reduce your disc problems to nothing in a matter of seconds.
People do embarrassing things every single day that they don't expect to be exposed to the world. Most other people understand and generally respect that idea when they deal with their fellow human beings (the "Golden Rule" that helps us all to live together in relative peace).
So sure, I could go into a public restroom at my office every day, snap covert pictures of my co-workers who have small dicks, and post them on the internet. But I don't. You know why? BECAUSE I'M NOT A HUGE FLAMING DOUCHEBAG!
We should *be* so lucky as to have Skynet handicapped by a MS operating system.
It COULD be comedy gold if you stripped the real identities from the responses before you make fun of them (even then it's a little prickish, considering you BAITED them). If you reveal the real identities of these duped people, it's not comedy. It's just being a mean-spirited, malicious asshole.
A kid who busts his ass stupidly trying to jump off a roof in a stunt--funny. Throwing a kid off a roof for fun--felony.
"Okay, Mr. President, think of Mars as a giant frat house...Now think of the Martian soil as a giant keg of spoiled beer...Now think of our probe as the pledge who discovered that the beer had turned..."
I talked my girlfriend into giving me a Chilean Fertilizer once.
Here, I'll summarize what they're going to say. "Well boys, we've got two lots of news for you--one good, one bad. The good news is that we'll be able to synthesize return-trip rocket fuel from the Martian soil, for our manned mission. The bad news is that there is no point in going there now, because the same soil makes life there pretty much impossible."
If Jesus was here today, I know EXACTLY what he would do.
He would scream "Metal carts, pulled by unseen demonic horses! Iron mountains!" in Aramaic, then go hide somewhere.
Obviously this "Constitution" is just another tool of T E R R O R I S M !
We realized that Skynet started, not with an evil corporation or secret government project, but with a wise-ass MIT student and a shopping cart.