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  1. it sure doesn't help all these soviet jokes... on Russian Software Piracy Crackdown Restricts Free Speech · · Score: 3, Funny

    The suggestive powers of all the thousands of "in soviet russia" jokes are now taking their toll. Now see what you've done, Slashdot? You've brought back the Iron Curtain! All hilarity aside, this is not a good trend at all. It started good in the 90's, but I'm not like this trend

  2. Hey Uncle Sam! on FBI May Have Datamined Grocery Stores With Help From Credit Companies · · Score: 1

    Quit sending Men In Black with their shaded-window cars into my shop! They're scaring away my customers!

  3. And all in the name of tracking down Turrrists.. on FBI May Have Datamined Grocery Stores With Help From Credit Companies · · Score: 1

    This combined with the "secret room" In ATT for the NSA, and no need for FISA court (which the judges themselves angry). Full disclosure, full steam ahead!

  4. Obligatory on Students In UK Tracked With RFID Chips · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    *You, Yes You, Stand Still Laddie!*

    When we grew up and went to school, there were certain teachers who would hurt the children anyway they could
    by pouring their derision upon anything we did
    exposing any weakness however carefully hidden by the kids.

    But in the town it was well known
    When they got home at night their fat and psychopathic wives
    Would thrash them within inches of their lives!

    We don't need no education
    We don't need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom
    Teachers leave them kids alone
    Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
    All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

    (A bunch of kids singing) We don't need no education
    We don't need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom
    Teachers leave them kids alone
    Hey! Teacher! Leave us kids alone!
    All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

    "Wrong, Guess again!
    Wrong, Guess again!
    If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
    You! Yes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddie!"

  5. Must..resist.... on Paying People to Argue With You · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh I cant help it! This reminds me too much if Monty Python's Argument Clinic

  6. Musician Stryker force on Cell Phone Jamming on the Rise · · Score: 1

    Thank you! That made my morning.

  7. Big guns, eh? Bah. on Redmond's Heavy Guns Go After OpenSocial · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guns ablazin', I'm SURE they could take on the entire Google fanbase.

  8. *Mod Parent up!** on Cell Phone Jamming on the Rise · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Throw out a loud obnoxious bozo yelling into his cell like you'd throw out that loud obnoxious drunk guy. There's not much of a difference.

  9. Funky URL explained on Scientist Are Working to 'Steer' Hurricanes · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seems like the link you provided has issues (I.E. bad rendering, video link bad, etc.) because of the forward slash after it. Just remove the slash, and your good :)

  10. They are both identical on Long-lived Mars Rovers to Keep on Roving · · Score: 1

    Which makes maintenance a lot more easier, as you only have to deal with one type of system, one type of hardware, etc. That is only one reason, but it is a big one. When you have to juggle two separate types of hardware configs at this distance, two software setups, it gets a lot more complex.

  11. As long as on Court Upholds Internet Deregulation · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I can access Slashdot, I am hap NO CARRIER

  12. "pet projects" eh? think early early prototypes! on Microwind Generator For Low Power Systems · · Score: 1

    You are thinking too in the box when you think a pet project can't go and help third world countries. It all must start with a small idea first. How do you think the XO-laptop was developed? I'm sure it started with a really simple mockup prototype at the earliest stages, a "pet project".



    It all starts with some dude tinkering in his garage, in his office playing with components. Then you go to the engineering/R and D level which applies the PRINCIPLES of the pet project onto a larger scale. Not the same little toy, but the same concepts shown in the toy. Once a device has been built that captures the same principles at a much larger level, it then can be sent to third world countries. Solar panels started out as a "pet project" in some scientist's lab in the middle of the 20th century. They're now being sent all around third world countries to run water pumps to help villages get water, run Buddhist monasteries in the Himalayas, etc...

  13. I donno, Leonard Nimoy (Spock) might work on New Hope for Jackson Hobbit Film? · · Score: 1
  14. SCOX SUX on Novell to SCO - Pay Up · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, literally. Or more correctly, SCOX got sucked down the drain.

  15. missionary = mercenary on Unisys Investigated For Covering Up Cyber-Attacks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    missionary = mercenary

  16. Well... on Unisys Investigated For Covering Up Cyber-Attacks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Security of critical gov't systems SHOULDN'T be left to some missionary IT support. It should be done in house. period.

  17. Nuclear power isn't all bright... on Future Looks Bright for Large Scale Solar Farms · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nuclear power, though promising in terms of cutting emissions, does carry a lot of other hidden costs. Nuclear power for the US at a large level would require importing Uranium from other countries, as the US only has a small amount of Uranium ore. Whereas solar/wind/etc. would be generating the electricity right here on American soil without foreign imports.

    Uranium ore is also a finite resource, and like coal will eventually run out. Also, utilizing several technologies at once to produce power has its benefits. Relying on a single energy source for power doesn't have the same inherent security of having many different kinds of energy sources. My opinion is we should spend the mega billions needed for building a large Nuclear power network when you could spend that and develop a large, multi-pronged sustainable energy system that requires no imports.

  18. "Who the hell WEARS electronics?" True Geeks! on MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport · · Score: 1

    Wearable electronics do exist, and they are for the truely nerdy people out there. But alas, it seems laypeople don't have a clue as to this geeky beauty. They think anything with a circuitboard in an airport is a bomb.

  19. On second thought... on NSA Tasked With 'Policing' Government Networks · · Score: 1

    as per typical slashdot style, I didn't RTFA. After reading it though, this sounds fairly invasive. The "infrastructure" monitoring covers most everything now that the vast majority of America's systems are controled through computers. As long as they're just putting up more firewalls and stopping hacker attacks, fine. I fear however with this administration that information gathered may find its way into some metadatabase where ID'ing people is standard.

  20. At least they're using their tech to better use on NSA Tasked With 'Policing' Government Networks · · Score: 1

    I personally like this turn of events, as the US govn'ts tech security score card has rarely risen above "D". I just wish they would transfer their effort from monitoring some average joe's cellphone/email/blackberry/web surfing to this.

  21. Storm trojan depends on users, however... on Storm Worm Evolves To Use Tor · · Score: 1
    In this particular case its social engineering of ignorant users that is the biggest culprit. Saying that however, Windows in my opinion should have much better safeguards against the trojan once downloaded. At that point is like trying to control a bull in a china shop with the way Windows is built.

    I don't think such a lawsuit against Microsoft would work, granted the legions of lawyers at their dispoal. Also the fact that the user is infact at fault, though unknowingly for letting it in.

    A zero-day worm infection, which have happened before, in my opinion may be successful. In that case there is no patch for the hole, and if Microsoft knows about it they may be at risk if they don't immediately patch it. However I am not a lawyer, and trying to fight such a battle in court against Microsoft would surely cost hudreds of thousands to millions of dollars given the legal resources they have.

  22. Re:I propose a nationwide education campaign on Storm Worm Evolves To Use Tor · · Score: 1
    Moving people away from windows to say Ubuntu works for newbies who have never used the computer before, as they're learning something new. What makes it really difficult for the masses is that most people have already gotten used to Windows, and would give their right arm to keep using Windows. Trying to entice them to use something else is extremely difficult because they love the status quo. At that point its more effective to teach them how to be safe than uproot what they have already learned.

    I think ISPs need to take more action in notifying a user that their computer has been compromised. Cutting off may be left for the last resort, but certainly sending them emails, calling them or mailing them letters should be required. The user's ignorance to the issue hurts the internet

  23. antibot p2p worm on Storm Worm Evolves To Use Tor · · Score: 1

    As you point out, an antibotnet worm spreading across the 'net would be not be nearly as much traffic as portscanning as the IP addresses are already known. I agree it is possible. The complexities of taking sections of the net offline though without the botnet owners noticing and dynamically patching the rest of the 'net are incredibly difficult though. It would be an incredibly complex game of cat and mouse, but it is possible.

  24. from the above article. on Storm Worm Evolves To Use Tor · · Score: 1
    It notes that:

    Railway and freight hauler CSX had to stop trains because of the Nachi worm, the Associated Press reported.

    Airline Air Canada canceled flights on Tuesday because its network couldn't deal with the amount of traffic generated by the Nachi worm.

    Though it cleared out the blaster worm, it created a hell of a lot of damage itself by the mere fact that it clogged networks with traffic.

  25. There was such a anti-worm worm... on Storm Worm Evolves To Use Tor · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Nachi worm was written to search out computers infected with the now-famous Blaster worm and patch the computer with a Microsoft patch. It replicated itself around the world, and once the patch had been implemented and the Blaster worm deleted it deleted itself. Unfortunately it created a heck of a lot of traffic on infected networks, which slowed them down considerably.