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  1. Maybe it's just me... on The Real Impact of the Estonian Cyberattack · · Score: 1

    ...but every time I see a story about Estonia, I always think Elbonia. My apologies to both Scott Adams and the people of Elb^h^hstonia.

  2. Fuel for the fire? on Bookstore Owner Burns Books · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...but it offers visitors a chance to save books from the flames for $1 each plus postage...

    How much to donate books? I can get my hands on few by Ann Coulter :-)

  3. From TFA: on Top 25 Censored Stories of 2007 · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Future of Internet Debate Ignored by Media
    2. Halliburton Charged with Selling Nuclear Technologies to Iran
    3. Oceans of the World in Extreme Danger
    4. Hunger and Homelessness Increasing in the US
    5. High-Tech Genocide in Congo
    6. Federal Whistleblower Protection in Jeopardy
    7. Pentagon Exempt from Freedom of Information Act
    8. The World Bank Funds Israel-Palestine Wall
    9. Expanded Air War in Iraq Kills More Civilians
    10. Dangers of Genetically Modified Food Confirmed
    11. Pentagon Plans to Build New Landmines
    12. New Evidence Establishes Dangers of Roundup
    13. Homeland Security Contracts KBR to Build Detention Centers in
    14. Chemical Industry is EPA's Primary Research Partner
    15. Ecuador and Mexico Defy US on International Criminal Court
    16. Iraq Invasion Promotes OPEC Agenda
    17. Physicist Challenges Official 9-11 Story
    18. Destruction of Rainforests Worst Ever
    19. Gold Mining Threatens Ancient Andean Glaciers
    20. Billions in Homeland Security Spending Undisclosed
    21. US Oil Targets Kyoto in Europe
    22. Cheney's Halliburton Stock Rose Over 3000 Percent Last Year
    23. US Military in Paraguay Threatens Region

    Wouldn't you know it; the most important story wasn't even listed!
    It all started back when +++ATHSHHSY&#^^# NO CARRIER

  4. There is no spoon... on Microsoft Too Busy To Name Linux Patents? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not try and list the patents... that's impossible.
    Instead only try to realize the truth... There is no list.

  5. Personal controller? on What is the Best Console Controller of All Time? · · Score: 1
    This is /., so I would have guessed that the Best Console Controller of All Time would be the one between your legs - guys *and* girls - though it probably only controls the video games in your head...

    I'm not sure how it would rate against the following point though:

    What controllers have not left your hands cramped after a marathon session of gaming?
  6. Where have I heard this before? on Digital Waste Worth More Than Gold, Copper Ore · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... the world's biggest digital dump ...

    Bender, is that you?

  7. In other news... on Fake E-Mail Results in Angry Apple Shareholders · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...an internal memo was sent to several Apple employees--and forwarded to Engadget...

    ...several Apple employees filed for unemployment this afternoon.

  8. Don't care to be always "available"... on Landline Holders Increasingly Older, More Affluent · · Score: 2
    I'm a 42 year old Unix Admin and Software Engineer, so I'm comfortable with technology. I do have a cell phone, but almost never use it. I pay $10/month and have it for emergencies or occasional use.

    I'm not interested in being available all the time, or talking while driving, eating, or whatever. People who need to contact me have my work and home numbers and can leave a message if I'm not there.

    While I'll agree cell phones can be useful, their (general) necessity is overrated.

    Now stop TXTing on my lawn!

  9. Re:Why is it that. all good things come to an end. on Final Season of Battlestar Galactica Confirmed · · Score: 1
    ...I would say that heavily serialized shows just aren't everyone's cup of tea, because they require committment. ... Watching a SF show like BSG, Firefly, Babylon 5,...

    Or Farscape.

  10. Obscure Jeopardy answers... on The Human Mutation · · Score: 1
    9. "Neuropsin" ends up as most obscure Jeopardy answer EVER.

    I'll take "Animal Genitalia, Audio Clues", for $600 Alex.
    [Thank you Colin Mochrie, Who's Line is it Anyway?]

  11. Re:To Serve Man; tastes like chicken? on Earth's Species To Be Cataloged On the Web · · Score: 1
    I hope they don't forget to include a field describing how delicious each life-form is...

    I predict many will taste like chicken (including us). :-P

  12. Re:Made Progress? Cat? on Research Team Makes Quantum Computing Progress · · Score: 3, Funny

    The link must be broken. All I saw was a photo of a dead cat.

    Hmmm..that's funny. The cat looked alive to me.
    Parent and GP must realize the truth: there is no cat.
  13. Nachos anyone? on Does Linux "Fail To Think Across Layers?" · · Score: 1
    You see. Linux device drivers are like Nachos...

    [ Now picture Jon Stewart saying this while
    impersonating either Sen. Ted Stevens or President Bush. ] :-)

  14. Luxo, III ? on Nano Light-Emitting Fibers In the Lab · · Score: 1
    Researchers at Cornell University have created a so-called Nano-Lamp...

    ...and his big brother is named Luxo Jr. Researchers are now working on a nano-beachball for him to play with.

  15. Who said who to what now? on What's The Greatest Web Software Ever? · · Score: 2, Funny
    The winner then was BSD 4.3.

    Of course, he means 4.3BSD.

    [Now get offa my lawn youngster!]

  16. Re:Astonished on Why Are Students Liable for School Insecurity? · · Score: 1
    Sure, they were breaking the rules - but if I had been suspended for 3 months every time I broke a rule I'd never have had any time in school.

    Why don't you tell this story at your next job interview? Let me know how it goes... :-)

  17. So it's OK, if they don't make you? on Why Are Students Liable for School Insecurity? · · Score: 1
    I was punished for using a Linux LiveCD to login to their computers without using a password, even after I told the admins how to disable booting from CD-ROMs. They refused to update any of the computers and as such I was using the same tactic till the day I graduated.

    I'm sure you were violating some rule or terms of use, but because they didn't physically prevent you from breaking said rule, you though it's OK to do so anyway. Just because you can break a rule, doesn't mean you should.

    I guess if I leave my front door unlocked, you'd think it was OK to enter uninvited? I think not.

    People, please don't berate about my responsibility to keep things locked up to keep them secure. I'm talking about his personal responsibility, as a good citizen, to voluntarily follow the rules of his society or school.

    You know, "do unto others as you'd like them to do unto you" ...

  18. Job prospects... on PC World Editor Resigns When Ordered Not to Criticize Advertisers · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm guessing Digg won't hire him to handle their HD-DVD articles...

  19. Night of the living patients... on Treating the Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, I hear the surviving test patients all had strange cravings for "brains" after reviving. George Romero was called in to consult...

  20. 3-D solution... on The Future of Cinema - 'Real' 3D · · Score: 1

    It's called a stage play. Check one out; the 3-D is *amazing*. The special effects, not so much...

  21. Obligatory...too scary! on Mouse Brain Simulated Via Computer · · Score: 3, Funny
    Researchers from the IBM Almaden research lab and the University of Nevada have created a simulation of half a mouse brain on the BlueGene L supercomputer.

    I would imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these, but I want to be able to sleep tonight...

  22. Something more obscure? on Could Black Holes Be Portals to Other Universes? · · Score: 1
    Rigel's bored, "Wormhole. Normal space. Wormhole." So instead, and considering slashdot's current technical problems, how about something more obscure.

    Ask and ye shall receive...

    Towns, rivers, palaces,
    all mixed up in an inextricable whirl.

    Over there, Miss Honeychurch,
    the villa of my dear friend Lady Laverstock,
    at present busy with a Fra Angelico definitive study.

    And, on your left - no, just there -
    Mr. Henry Burridge lives.

    - A Room With a View

    Merchant-Ivory fans will need no explaination, but in case the relevance isn't obvious, the scene is an open carriage ride through the country with Mr. Emerson showing the sights to Miss Honeychurch, "...and on your left..."
  23. Something more obscure? on Could Black Holes Be Portals to Other Universes? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Rigel's bored, "Wormhole. Normal space. Wormhole." So instead, and considering slashdot's current technical problems, how about something more obscure.

    Ask and ye shall receive...

    Towns, rivers, palaces,
    all mixed up in an inextricable whirl.

    Over there, Miss Honeychurch,
    the villa of my dear friend Lady Laverstock,
    at present busy with a Fra Angelico definitive study.

    And, on your left - no, just there -
    Mr. Henry Burridge lives.

    - A Room With a View

    Merchant-Ivory fans will need no explaination, but in case the relevance isn't obvious, the scene is an open carriage ride through the country with Mr. Emerson showing the sights to Miss Honeychurch, "...and on your left..."
  24. To paraphrase Shepherd Book on Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 · · Score: 1

    May he go to that special hell reserved for child molesters and people that talk at the theater...stocked with a shiny new Blu-Ray player and a stack of Sony discs that just won't play.

  25. In other words... on French Voting Machines a "Catastrophe" · · Score: 4, Funny
    Some French voters have reportedly turned away in disgust after facing up to two hours in lines to use the machines.

    In other words, they threw up their hands and surrendered.
    [Their place in line, of course.]

    Quelle surprise!