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  1. The guy who wrote that song wrote everything. on Bloggers are the New Plagiarism · · Score: 1
    Obilgatory...
    Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
    The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
    - Steven Wright
  2. US doesn't really want to find Bin Laden... on Zimmermann, Encrypted VoIP, and Uncle Sam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They can't find Bin Laden with all the military might...

    I contend that they can find Bin Laden, but don't really want to. The minute he's captured, any (remaining) support for continuing the "War On Terror" goes right out the window. As long as he's out there, the administration can yell "9/11" to justify anything they want and the sheeple will buy it.

    Flame me if you want, but the Bush Administration is EVIL. I'm not saying that Bush himself is evil (he's not that smart), but his policies and cronies - you know it baby.

  3. Re:Yes we survived on Ship Logs Suggest Upcoming Polar Reversal · · Score: 1
    But the real question is what percentage of people DIED!

    Technically... All of them.

    In scientific terms, the percentage of the surviving population from any one event approaches zero as time approaches infinity. Wait, I've got a graph here somewhere...

  4. Just Google it... dangerous! on Google: The Missing Manual, Second Edition · · Score: 3, Funny
    Who needs a book on Google eh? just Google it, it's cheaper...

    Won't that cause a tear in the space-time continuum?

  5. Join MySpace...One degree of separation. on The NSA Knows Who You've Called · · Score: 1
    If we all just join MySpace, there will only be one (1) degree of separation as the president of site is always included as a friend by default.

    Ahh... 6 billion friends and counting.
    I wonder what you all will get me for my birthday?

  6. Gary Larson would be proud... on A Dolphin By Any Other Name · · Score: 4, Funny
    The birds not only recognize their own names, but they appropriatly name the dogs when they encounter them. In addition, they can tell them to sit by name and even will give the dogs bits of food in exchange for treats ...

    In other words, your dogs have accepted their African Grey Parrot overlords.

    Gary Larson would proud of them all.

  7. Re:you joke is too subtle on Biometrics Win Support From the Lazy · · Score: 1
    [Snipes character wasn't implanted with a chip prior to his escape.]

    Stalone says (something like):

    so he can't access anything...unless he cuts off someone's hand...
    let's hope he doesn't think of *that*

    ergo: RFID circumvention would be "easy to hack"
    You're correct though, original post is too subtle.

  8. Re:How About... nine signs. on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 3, Funny
    Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water

    Nine signs - Netcraft confirmed it.

  9. Automate the news releases... on Microsoft May Delay Windows Vista Again · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Microsoft should just use "cron" to facilitate the release of these Vista delay announcements...

  10. Dude, you said "Outlook" and "penetration"... on IE The Great Microsoft Blunder? · · Score: 1
    If it was not for IE, Outlook would have never reached its near universal penetration.

    If ever two words deserved to be in the same sentence, it's "Outlook" and "Penetration".

  11. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory on Wisconsin Could Ban Mandatory Microchip Implants · · Score: 1
    The government will set up 'Free Speech Zones' where protesters must stand, set apart from regular crowds.

    This is a great example, as I had been mistakenly taught that the entire US was a Free Speech Zone.
    Silly me.

  12. Must... not... welcome... on Fibs - Fibonacci-based Poetry · · Score: 1
    With regrets...

    I,
    We,
    Must not
    Welcome these
    New Fibonacci
    Poem overlords - no "Fibs" here.

  13. No surprise here, see "The President's Analyst". on AT&T Forwarding All Internet Traffic to NSA? · · Score: 1
    There are no surprises here. Of course, the "Phone Company" is a secret government agency... Haven't you people seen, The President's Analyst? Geesh!

    I, for one, welcome our new internet traffic forwarding Phone Company overlords.

  14. Re:Animal data? - Poor rate plans on FDA Questions Swedish Cell Phone Cancer Study · · Score: 1
    lack of ... supporting animal data

    Most animals cannot hold cell phones up to their ears and many simply can't fill out the contracts required to obtain a cell phone.

    More to the point is that the animals with cell phones often have poor rate plans and tend to be miserly with the minutes. To make matters worse, reception on the farm can be poor, the "Friends and Family" plan excludes pets, Verizon's "IN" is out, etc...

  15. Community WiFi now means community VOIP later... on New Orleans Tech Chief Vows WiFi Net Here to Stay · · Score: 1
    I think the Telcoms are afraid of not only losing the traditional data network business to a community network, but that this may eventually lead to a community VOIP solution and shut them out of everything.

    I don't think any of us would be surprised at how sucky a phone solution many people would be happy with if it were free...

  16. What were they smoking - eh? on Unisys Smoking Hot Demo at Linux World Boston · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Unisys Smoking Hot Demo

    What is this "Hot Demo" they were smoking, and does it come in menthol?

    Oh, you meant "Smoking-Hot Demo". Never mind.

  17. more darker? on New Star Wars TV Series Confirmed · · Score: 1
    ...the series would be 'much more dramatic and darker.'

    Like Battlestar Galactica, except this will suck.

    I don't get it. When we meet Luke in episode IV, he is an innocent, disconnected farmboy. They're going to make this life interesting, how? I don't think, "Get to work on those moisture 'vaporators boy and leave them sheep droids alone." is going to cut it in primetime.

  18. Re:Disinterested != Not interested on U.S. Internet Growth Stalling · · Score: 1
    Disinterested != Not interested

    Granted. Though the definition of disinterested does include:

    Syn: Unbiased; impartial; uninterested; indifferent.
    As I get cranked up over "ensure" vs. "insure", I understand your point though and thank you.
  19. Asshat reprimands Bluehat on Microsoft to Publish Blue Hat Findings · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    'Hearing senior executives say things like: 'I want the people responsible for those features in my office early next week;

    Ummm, that would be the senior executives.

    Now, the people responsibile for implementing those features is another story. Ultimately, though, see previous paragraph (schmucks).

  20. In other news... on DDoS Attacks Via DNS Recursion · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...researchers have confirmed that posting a link in a Slashdot article is just as effective as other DDoS Attacks.

  21. Warning... on No More Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1
    If you're looking for the next big thing, stop looking...

    ...because IBM has already patented it.

    He goes on to say, "we are looking for more IP lawyers, though."

  22. Simple may be all that's needed... on Gates Mocks MIT's $100 Laptop · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You don't solve the problem of 3rd world technology and computing by dumbing it down and providing a tool that does a few things.

    Like a shovel, or an irrigation timer...

    The flaw in your, and other, arguments supporting bigger infrastructure and more powerful machines as the solution is that it would be too much, too late. These things take time, money and a lot of effort for a good, but late return.

    What would be a useless toy to us, could be just the ticket there. How productive were people using their computers 15 years ago vs. 25 years ago? Yes, Excel is waaay more powerful than VisiCalc, but do then need Excel? Hell, an 8086 running DOS applications would be more helpful than, say, nothing.

    A simple email and browser capable system would allow people to research and exchange ideas with others around the world. Need information to fix a generator, build a water pump or irrigate a field -- google.

    Email would allow messages to be sent at anytime, without having someone to monitor the HAM radio 24/7.

    Sometimes, simple is better. Especially when the alternative is nothing.

  23. Luddite != Disinterested on U.S. Internet Growth Stalling · · Score: 1
    ...including individuals who are actively choosing to not be online.... Is this simply a combination of luddites and a statistical quirk...I>

    Choosing to remain offline doesn't necessarily make one a luddite. Perhaps people are simply disinterested. The Web and the Net are, in fact, not that important to real life.

    For what do you really need the Internet?

  24. Exchange... on Supercomputer Performs Simulation of Virus · · Score: 5, Funny
    Later that day, the virus infected their simulation of a MS Exchange server. Fortunately, it was so slow that it was discovered before infecting all the simulated Outlook users.

    The virus later choked to death on a SMTP configuration file.

  25. Mickey - patent not pending. on Nanotech and the Blind · · Score: 1
    kick Mickey Mouse in the crotch. Then, kick a comparably-sized human male in the crotch. Note the similarities in the response.

    The problem is comparing this with laboratory mice. See, Mickey is Copyrighted while laboratory mice are Patented. Any comparison is doomed to fail under litigation.