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A Dolphin By Any Other Name

SloppyElvis writes "CNN is reporting that scientists have proven that Dolphins can communicate with each other by name. From the article: 'researchers synthesized signature whistles with the caller's voice features removed and played them to dolphins through an underwater speaker' to which the mammals responded. This form of identification in language was previously only known to exist in the human world." Thankfully they still haven't evolved opposable thumbs.

248 comments

  1. yeah but the downside is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    they all call each other Flipper!

    -Sj53

    1. Re:yeah but the downside is by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      is it the marklar version of dolphins?

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    2. Re:yeah but the downside is by sm0 · · Score: 1

      The downside is that Homo sapiens cannot keep claiming that they are the only one that can talk on this planet. The up side is that we are not alone and that we can start chatting today with open source software from https://leafy.dev.java.net/

  2. Thanks for all the fish! by Uncle+Kadigan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    fp?

  3. Flipper by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    He tells me he never did like that name, but then he thanked me for all the fish and quickly left.

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    1. Re:Flipper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but then he thanked me for all the fish and quickly left
      And that was the best thing I ever did, you dumbas.
      Flipper.

    2. Re:Flipper by Adhemar · · Score: 1
      and quickly left.
      I hope Flipper left by sea, because another study shows that dolphins really aren't so intelligent on land.
  4. My aquatic friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Squeek-Whistle, disagrees.

    1. Re:My aquatic friend by ntijerino · · Score: 1

      This brings up the question of how long it take for a dolphin to say a dolphin's name. Is it a short period of time like saying Bob? Or does it take a long time like when you're in trouble and your mother calls you by your full name?

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    2. Re:My aquatic friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I know what you mean...
      My cow-orkers all say "Hey! AC...let's take a break" or "AC, please come over here and help debug this code"
      But, when I leave the toilet seat up, I get the full "Anonymous Robert Coward...you come here RIGHT NOW"

  5. Capitalization? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since it says "Dolphins" and not "dolphins" (or "porpoises", even) can we assume that this is in reference to the Miami Dolphins? Truly astounding if true...

    1. Re:Capitalization? by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is amazing, considering how they've had the names right above the numbers on the jerseys for decades.

      Or maybe it's just a reference to Ricky Williams finally clearing through his smoky haze and recognizing teammates.

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  6. The true dolphin story by Ricken · · Score: 5, Funny

    Baby Dolphin goes downstairs and sits on her little seashell at the table. She looks into her little bowl. It is empty.
    "Who's been eating my sardines?!!" she squeaks.
    Daddy Dolphin arrives at the table and sits on his big seashell. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
    "Who's been eating my sardines?!!" he roars.
    Mummy Dolphin puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells

    "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Dolphin who got up first, it was Mummy Dolphin who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Dolphin who made the coffee, it was Mummy Dolphin who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Dolphin who went out in the cold early morning water to fetch the newspaper, it was Mummy Dolphin who set the damn table, it was Mummy Dolphin who put the friggin catfish out, cleaned the litter box and filled the catfish's water and food dish, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry dolphin-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Dolphin's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time...
    I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN SARDINES YET !!"

    1. Re:The true dolphin story by mockchoi · · Score: 1

      I'm never swimming again now that I know there are mummy dolphins.

  7. All hold hands for the traditional singing... by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 1

    All hold hands for the traditional singing of the theme from Flipper.

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  8. windering.. by dotpavan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    .. what their equivalent of a "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" is?

    1. Re:windering.. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      ScreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    2. Re:windering.. by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? Is this a registered running website that does nothing more than show the pic of Kirk screaming "Khaaaaaan"? I love the internet

    3. Re:windering.. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Nahh... that's too much like minimee...

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  9. Popular Dolphin Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flipper
    Flippy
    Flip
    Willy
    Squeeky
    Seaquill
    Bob
    CmdrTaco

  10. Weird Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Originally, the story in the distant future was This one about Microsoft underhanded sales techniques (I am not the submitter)...

    That disappeared in favor of dolphins. Why?

    1. Re:Weird Slashdot... by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      Because it was a dupe ;)

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  11. Re:*sigh* by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    So with regard to this story, would you say that scientists have disproved that dolphins don't communicate with each other by name? I'm confused. OK, nothing can be proven, but it can be proven beyond reasonable doubt.

  12. That's not a name by DuSTman31 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally, I find it far more likely that the dolphins are referring to each other by their slashdot IDs.

    1. Re:That's not a name by dotpavan · · Score: 1

      what about anonymous dolphin-ards?

    2. Re:That's not a name by hamburger+lady · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's an all-porpoise identifier.

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    3. Re:That's not a name by 955301 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seems to work for them swimmingly.

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    4. Re:That's not a name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god.

    5. Re:That's not a name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all dolphins are intelligent enough to create an account and have a name. The dumb ones post to /. as AC.

    6. Re:That's not a name by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Hold on just one darn minute!

      What about Mr. Ed??? Horses have unique identifiers too, ya know? Even Britney Spears answers to a unique name - at least that's what everyone keeps telling me at THE HOME....

    7. Re:That's not a name by popeyethesailor · · Score: 1

      Slashdot IDs? I thought Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent animals.

  13. dolphins by alxkit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    how do they say "so long and thanks for all the fish?"

    1. Re:dolphins by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      That's pantomimed via an intricate double backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling "The Star Spangled Banner"...

  14. dolphins: unleashed by Nesetril · · Score: 1

    how can we be sure that the dolphins didn't just learn this over the last couple of decades or so? maybe they are pressured by the worsening environmental conditions to evolve into, i don't know, aquatic overlords of some kind?

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    1. Re:dolphins: unleashed by cnettel · · Score: 1

      How can we be sure they are not really transformed mice that are overlooking the running of their great computer? We can't. From our limited POV, we can find it highly unlikely. You also have to make that hypothesis more stringent, do you mean learning or do you mean evolving? The latter would be completely out of the question for them as a species, as the original changes wouldn't have had time to proliferate in the gene pool in any significant way.

    2. Re:dolphins: unleashed by suprcvic · · Score: 1

      Well, it DID happen to the Simpsons...

    3. Re:dolphins: unleashed by Brock-Samson · · Score: 1

      I know it's stupid, but I for one welcome our new Dolphin Overlords

    4. Re:dolphins: unleashed by daddymac · · Score: 1

      Everything has already happened to the Simpsons.

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    5. Re:dolphins: unleashed by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      Everything has already happened to the Simpsons.

      Sorry, that idea has already been done by South Park.

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  15. 2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by ellem · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) They'd kill us all if they had thumbs
    2) They love NASCAR

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    1. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by Nesetril · · Score: 1

      3) they are vicious predators... with their slick skin and beady eyes

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    2. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by LoP_XTC · · Score: 1

      Amazingly this applies to almost everyone South of the Mason-Dixon line also.

      Aaron

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    3. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) They form gangs.

      No, really! If a lone dolphin gets his assed kicked by an unassociated group of dolphins, it has been documented that he will bring his friends later to try to get revenge.

    4. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) They'd kill us all if they had thumbs
      Hey, that didn't stop the Purple Tentacle.
    5. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Dumas! PT took over the world and made humans pets.


      5) The porpoise of the dolphin is to flip out and kill sharks.

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    6. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 2, Funny

      4)????
      5)Profit!

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    7. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      1) They'd kill us all if they had thumbs


      And in related news....
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    8. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Dolphins are mammals
      2. They flipper out ALL the time
      3. The ninja of the porpoise is to flipper out and kill people (that is, if only they had opposable thumbs)

    9. Re:2 Things You Don't Know About Dolphins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumas! PT took over the world and made humans pets WITHOUT HAVING A THUMB.

  16. Ever heard of parrots ? by Jesrad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This form of identification in language was previously only known to exist in the human world ... except for the hundreds of thousands of parrot owners througout the world. My african greys call each other by name when asking for anything.

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    1. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Is it by name in /your/ language? By the article, it seems the dolphins developed their own names, whereas a parrot, while seeming to use names, just has an incredible grasp on learning language protocol (well besides my African Grey saying "OUCH!" /before/ biting /me/...). Yes, it may say, "Polly, do you want a cracker?" but that would be a result of hearing someone else say Polly before speaking to it. Then it's as much a name as a specific hello.

    2. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      My african greys call each other by name when asking for anything.

      Fill us in. I've only heard parrots say simple, seemingly random things to people or just utterances out loud. I've never heard of them talking to each other.

      What do they ask for, and how? Give us a little dialog please....

    3. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're old married parrots.

      "Polly! I wanna cracker!"

      "Fly off your perch and get it yourself!"

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    4. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by frankie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're talking about pets. Learning to use names after repeated exposure to human conversation doesn't count. Do these parrots have personal names and speak them IN THE WILD?

    5. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by sadr · · Score: 1

      Do a google on Alex the gray and Dr. Pepperburg.

      She's at University of Arizona last I heard.

      Parrots can recognize and name multiple objects, colors, numbers, and materials and use the words correctly.

    6. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by brother+bloat · · Score: 1

      Nope, now she's at Brandeis University. Check it out: here or here.

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    7. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by AlexanderDitto · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just the fact that they're USING a name to selectivley call another of their species seems to indicate that there's something of a name there. Perhaps the reason we don't have information about their personal, in the wild names is that we have not been able to research whether they have language in the wild.

      Anyway, anyone who has ever watched a National Geographic special on parrots knows that they DO communicate to each other. I've never seen a study done on exactly HOW they do it, though, which leads me to believe that people just aren't interested yet.

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    8. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by y0bailey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know if the video is on taht site, but Alex even understands teh concept of zero...pretty amazing if you ask me

    9. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by syukton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do humans learn to use names other than after repeated exposure to human conversation?

      Further, if you isolated a group of humans from other humans ("in the wild") do you think they would come up with names for one another?

      What I'm saying here is that I think a human separated from its herd/pack/society will be just as uninclined to name things as a bird would be. When integrated into society however, whether human or bird, the ability to learn enables higher-level functions like naming, understanding, counting, storytelling, and so on. That's probably the most amazing thing of all, that a bird can become "socialized" the same way a child can.

      What does it matter if they do or don't have names that they speak in the wild? What if they don't? Wouldn't that make this all the more interesting?

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    10. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      In a recent issue of "Bird Talk" magazine there was an article about wild budgerigars (budgies or parakeets in the US). These little guys use a sequence of whistles to identify their mates and other members of their flocks. I'll see if I can find the exact issue.

    11. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's probably the most amazing thing of all, that a bird can become "socialized" the same way a child can."

      Well parrots are social animals, so it's not overly amazing that they can be socialized. I wouldn't be surprised if they did give each other names in the wild and we just hadn't figured it out yet.

    12. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by rk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To answer your second question, the answer is probably yes. Not only that, they will develop their own language.

    13. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Parrots are pretty smart. I don't remember the two fruits (or veggies), one but parrot made up a name for a new fruit based off of two previous fruits it tried. It was taught something like "Orange" and "Raspberry" and when presented with an apple, it called it a "Raspange" or something. I have my fruit all wrong but they ain't bird brains.

    14. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do these parrots have personal names and speak them IN THE WILD?


      I'd certainly like to know the answer to that question... we have flocks of wild parrots living around here (Southern California) and they are very noisy: it's hard to miss them when they fly by, it sounds like several dozen 300 baud modems all transmitting at once. Which makes me wonder if the modem-like audio might not actually contain a fair amount of encoded data in it...

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    15. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Beautiful plumage

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    16. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The nambiquara indians in Brazil, when they were isolated, did not use, have or give names to humans. Claude Levi-Strauss studied them and had to define a system of codes for his own use while leaving and documenting their culture.

      The use of names is not related to innate linguistic abilities. It's a social construct.

    17. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by lartful_dodger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A friend of mine had a cat with a litter of kittens. He was watching them one day, with the cat on one side of the room and the kittens on the other. The cat made an odd miaow, and one of the kittens got up, crossed the room and recieved a grooming. The cat made a different miaow, and another kitten crossed the room to be cleaned. Same for the rest of the litter.
      My friend observed this a number of times and was able to replicate the individual miaows to call individual kittens.
      So it seems even cats can have and use individual names.

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    18. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Jesrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The older one makes up new sentences out of words he knows. For example he has adapted the "want a preen" into "want a $X" where X is whatever he wants at the time. He adds the other parrot's name at the beginning, when addressing her. Same with "Can you give me a $X". They also have perfectly understood things like "NO!", "Don't!", "Stop it", and distinguish between "Come here" and "Come there". And as most pets, they're very receptive to body language as well.

      The funny thing is they use only one of my parakeets' name to address all the parakeets generally, whereas each parakeet recognize its name. Given the obvious visual difference between the little birds, I don't really understand why they call them all with the same name.

      They sometimes have heated arguments with each other, in which they use all this vocabulary with the proper tone... ... and they're not 2 years old yet.

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    19. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Razor+Sex · · Score: 1

      The use of names is not related to innate linguistic abilities. It's a social construct.


      IAALM (I'm a linguistics major) and while I haven't heard of that study (or people, for that matter) that'd be pretty extraordinary. If you're talking about names of anything, period, it's false. All human languages have proper nouns or their equivalent - words that refer to some specific thing independent of context. I wouldn't say it's not possible for them to not have names for themselves, but it definitely strikes me as unlikely for social, self-aware beings.
    20. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by de+Siem · · Score: 1
      Give us a little dialog please....
      Okay:

      A customer enters a pet shop.
      Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
      (The owner does not respond.)
      Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
      Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
      Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
      Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
      Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

      And so on

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    21. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but do two birds 'talk' to each other about a third bird by using it's name in their whistling? It's one thing to have an identifier, quite another to reference a third being when the person isn't there.

    22. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Wikipedia:

      "At first, he did not associate an apple with the word "apple" but instead with the word "bannery," and since the other fruit names he knew at the time were "grape," "banana," and "cherry," it could be considered to be a linguistic elision of "banana" and "cherry.""

    23. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by anupamsr · · Score: 0

      Haven't you heard of Mowgli? He was so fond of naming that he named all the animals arounf him INDIVIDUALLY :-)
      Ref.: http://www.google.com/search?q=Mowgli

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    24. Re:Ever heard of parrots ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      My sister's African Grey will call their dog by name, tell the dog "Sit" which he obligingly does, then the parrot yells "BAD DOG!!" -- What's really unusual about this is that the dog is almost never "bad" so the humans very rarely say "bad dog".... so it's not =purely= imitative behaviour by the parrot. At a guess, the parrot is jealous (since the dog gets more attention), and is trying to "punish" the dog.

      Said parrot also will answer a human-to-human inquiry in the "expected" voice. If the phone rings and my sister answers it, then yells for her husband, the parrot will answer appropriately and in the husband's voice (and v.v.) Then you've got to go check to see who actually responded. :)

      As to dolphins, one suspects that individuals have a signature "voice" much as humans and other higher animals do, and with time and repeated use, individuals learn who equals which noise -- very like how little kids do. Probably this relates to how well-developed is the critter's sense of self as an individual.

      [puts on professional dog trainer hat] Dogs often get as far as distinguishing other dogs' voices, and understanding that a name refers to an absent 3rd party (grokking "go find Molly" even tho Molly is in another room, etc.) I've seen one cat that did so, but he was a freak; most cats have enough trouble with their own name, let alone anyone else's.

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  17. Sure they might sound smart by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 3, Informative

    But that's just because they're in the water.

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    1. Re:Sure they might sound smart by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Somehow I feel a strange urge to kill scientists after seeing *that*. And their experiments don't sound too scientific either.

    2. Re:Sure they might sound smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score:4, Informative
      wtf? It's The Onion people!

    3. Re:Sure they might sound smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell
      its the onion. you know, satire?

  18. Re:*sigh* by flynt · · Score: 4, Informative

    On a related note, what the heck does "clinically proven" mean?

    It usually means that a randomized clinical trial was performed and the null hypothesis was rejected. If you haven't had any statistics yet, that means that you hypothesize two treatments have the same effect and run a trial. If the results observed would be highly improbable under the equal effect hypothesis (and this probability is very clearly defined), then you have 'clinically proven' treatment A superior, for instance. Statistical hypothesis testing is basically applying the same principle as a reductio ad absurdum from logic. In general, you usually don't 'prove' things in science like you do in math, but that's another topic.

  19. I am disappointed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading the title, I thought Nintendo was going to scrap the Wii name and go back to their N64 project name (Dolphin.) This would have been a great title for such a press release.

    1. Re:I am disappointed. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I thought Nintendo was going to scrap the Wii name and go back to their N64 project name (Dolphin.)

      1. Dolphin was the codename of the GameCube, not the N64.
      2. It was a stupid name.

      (For reference, the N64 was known as the "Ultra64" prior to release.)

    2. Re:I am disappointed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before that, Project Reality

    3. Re:I am disappointed. by Daagar · · Score: 1

      You're calling 'Dolphin' a stupid codename after they recently rename their upcoming retail product 'Wii'?

    4. Re:I am disappointed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, Nintendo Piss is the worst name yet for a gaming console. I wonder how much lower Nintendo can go.

  20. Why did I hear about this 5 years ago? by ZSpade · · Score: 1

    I saw this said on discovery 5+ years ago. I really wonder how this is just now making it out to the mass media. I suppose that now it's more "conclusive". As far as I'm concerned we know this for "Fact" just as much as we did back then.

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  21. for the record by Malakusen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Squeak squeak click squeak click click squeak ee-oo ee-oo click

    Translation: I for one welcome our dolphin overlords.

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  22. Re:*sigh* by MasterC · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...it can be proven beyond reasonable doubt.

    "reasonable doubt" is a legal term, not a scientific one.

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  23. Re:*sigh* by salzbrot · · Score: 1

    Well science can't prove anything, because it is a method. But scientists, of course, can prove things. And you can prove things using science.

    It is just that any scientific valid theory must be falsifiable. Maybe that is what you mean?

    "Clinically proven" typically means that in a scientific clinical study a drug has been proven to work (or proven to work at least significantly better than a placebo).

  24. Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My parents own a pet store, and move a pair of African Grey Parrots between work and home every day, along with two dogs. The birds not only recognize their own names, but they appropriatly name the dogs when they encounter them. In addition, they can tell them to sit by name and even will give the dogs bits of food in exchange for treats - they appear to do this appropriatly when they want to either cause mischief or gain obedience from the dogs when the dogs are frightening them. The birds also use eachother's names appropriatly - and at the pet store seem to know the difference between these specific dogs and the other similar dogs that they encounter.

    Intelligence and symbol identification/use definitely seems to me to be a general phenomenon larger than mammalian life.

    It would be interesting to repeat similar experiments with intelligent species of wild birds to see if they generate unique sound identification that they may use to identify third-"persons" non-visually in some way. Most likely birds would use such ability to immitate eachother for social manipulation - but the conclusions of the use of such symbolic proto-language would still be meaningful.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Grey Parrots are among the smartest of birds. Alex is an African grey parrot whose use of language has been studied by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg, currently at Brandeis University. Alex knows about 100 words and can understand abstract concepts like shape and color. Not only that, he has taught other parrots to speak, even going so far as to stop them when they pronounce a word wrong and saying the correct pronunciation.

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    2. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What dinosaur did the African Grey Parrots evolve from? .... Oh no, I'm not asking, you ask.

    3. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Parrots are mimickers- and not much more; they lack the brain capacity to do most of the things that people claim they can do. Names aren't sounds; they have a lot more meaning if they are truly names. A couple of days ago when this story hit the AP (yes, a few days ago), I read that the researchers went to extensive lengths to see if it was the exact sound, inflection, etc. that dolphins responded to.

      My cat comes running (usually) when you call his name (Tucker). When we call him, we all generally do it in the same way- two syllable, certain inflection, etc. However, he'll also come running if you call "Sttuuuuuuuupiiiiddd!" with the same inflection/tone. You could probably sing two notes and he'd come running. That's not a name- that's a "whenever I hear something that sounds sorta like that in tone, something good will be waiting for me" (food, scratch on the ears, or his favorite- the grooming comb.) He's very sensitive to tone; say his name sharply and his body language makes it clear he knows he's in trouble, and even if he sees the grooming comb in my hand, he'll give serious thought to heading for the hills.

      If a friend is over and calls his name- not knowing how we call him- he won't come. Period. Even if he's feeling sociable (sometimes he'll show up a few minutes later to check things out, see if he can get a free ear scratch, etc.) Simply put: he doesn't recognize his "name", he recognizes sounds. I'll still recognize my name even if someone with a heavy accent calls my name, etc.

      The researchers found the names were used extensively, and more importantly, were not reproduced exactly- each dolphin had its own inflection on each other's names, and dolphins still responded when the inflection was removed.

    4. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by cecom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't take the meaning of a "name" literally - it doesn't have to be a combination of letters (cats are notorious with spelling :-). Technically speaking the two syllables pronounced with a certain inflection, by a voice that it recognizes, _is_ the cat's name and it does recognize it.

      To make an example, as far as I know in languages like Chinese intonation plays a tremendous role - two completely different words might sound exactly the same to us - one might be our name, the other someting else, but that doesn't mean that we don't know our names.

      I have had many pets and have came to the conclusion that animals are much closer to us than we are used to assuming. They can think (albeit very primitively), they have memory, they make plans, etc - to say that it is all instinct and mimicking would be a vast oversimplification. This is a dangerous line of thinking though - a pig is as smart as a cat, but I do love eating pork chop.

    5. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol what

    6. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Budgies are mimickers in the sense you're talking about, but there are other, much more intelligent species of parrots. You should check out some of the experiments that have been done on Alex - it's clear he understands numbers (not particularly big ones of course), colours, and shapes, for instance - not to mention the simple language used to express those ideas.

    7. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by sarabiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I worked with Alex when he was at MIT, and while I never saw him correct the other birds, I did see him give them the wrong answers, on purpose, in hopes that he would get their nut. Or maybe he was just being a big jerk.

      It was amazing how much that bird knew though.

    8. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize that African Grey parrots are probably the smartest birds, but they aren't the only ones that can learn names. When I was living on a farm we had names for our favorite chickens. They would come when called by name, because we usually had a treat for them (bug or leftover pizza). They also seem to have a fairly complex vocabulary though I don't have specifics, using the same "words" for things like "come over here, I found something good to eat" or "I found something to eat, but stay away", or "all my chicks need to come back to me". I noticed probably 20 or so basic words. No idea if they have names for each other. There is a lot we don't understand.

    9. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by the_womble · · Score: 1
      Not only that, he has taught other parrots to speak, even going so far as to stop them when they pronounce a word wrong and saying the correct pronunciation.

      So he would over-qualified to work as a /. editor?

    10. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "two completely different words might sound exactly the same to us"

      This is due to the way humans learn language, the human brain learns the sounds that are peculiar to the language spoken, extra sounds are meaningless and the brain actually filters them out so you don't "hear" them in the first place. This is the reason asian speakers consistently get "L" and "R" mixed up (to asians they sound similar!!!). I would guess the same is true for the cat, ie: it just hears the two "intonations" and recognises it as "dinner time".

      "to say that it is all instinct and mimicking would be a vast oversimplification. This is a dangerous line of thinking though - a pig is as smart as a cat, but I do love eating pork chop."

      The same people who make those sorts of "instinct" statements have difficulty comming to terms with the fact that humans are just another animal wandering around the planet (or perhaps they don't watch animals often enough to recognise what they are doing). Personally I don't think there is any reason to stop eating meat just because pigs/dogs/cats/chickens/cows... have emotional and reasoning abilities. However, it does support the POV that animals should not be subjected to undue cruelty or neglect. BTW: Cows/pigs know what is happening when they see the other animals at the front of the slaughter house line, they often panic or throw up with fear.

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    11. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I used to have a bunch of chickens that were the random descendants of fighting cocks... slightly smarter than the average chicken, for what little that's worth.

      When they thought I was being slow with breakfast, they'd try to spike me. The hens would always sneak up behind me so were hard to catch (hardwired female behaviour there) but the roosters would run right up to me... One day I caught one of the roosters as he was about to try to spike me, picked him up, gave him a good shake, put him back down... A few days later he ran up to me, started to jump up in spiking mode, wound up standing on one foot, looked at me like "Uh-oh", put his foot back down, and walked off. And he never tried it again.

      BTW see above where I wrote about my sister's parrot, who similarly interacts with their dog...

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    12. Re:Certainly not unheard of in captivity... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'm a professional dog trainer with 36 years and some 1600 dogs worth of experience (plus lots of cats and misc. other critters). In my observation, it's not a matter of "how much" intelligence, but rather, the point at which it *stops developing*. For most dogs, that's somewhere in the same range as the average 4 to 6 year old human child, rarely to about the same level as an 8YO (and the dog will, if talked to the same way as you would your kid, develop a pretty good vocabulary and understanding -- the notion that only identical intonations and commands are understood is quite bogus). For cats, it's in the 2 to 3 YO range, very rarely more. With horses, about like a 2YO human at best, usually a bit less. Etc.

      In short, intelligence and reasoning ability are a sliding scale, where humans generally take longer to stop developing, so wind up with more useful reasoning power than other animals. Also, the more reasoning power, the less instinct-driven the animal.

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  25. obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arr. It begins. The dolphins are upon us. And only this old sea dog knows how to stop -[Carrier lost]

    1. Re:obviously by magetoo · · Score: 1
      Squeak squeeak squeeeak squeaak squeak squeaak squeak squeaaak!
      [Look at me! I'm the old sea captain. Arr!]

      Treehouse of Horror XI, by the way.

  26. Football players have names? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just thought they were numbered and/or called out by position.

    Who knew?

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    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  27. Re:*sigh* by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    Yes, and it's one that I think is useful here. I can't "prove" that the Sun will shine tomorrow, but I can prove it beyond reasonable doubt, by referring to the previous 4 billion years of sunshine. To doubt my assertion would be unreasonable.

  28. Skweek by McGiraf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Squeek shrrrrp Skwiiiik clik clik, squeeeek hik schk?

    Wii! skik skik sqweeeek!!!.

    wik wik,
    Flipper.

  29. the story was on the AP wire days ago as well by SuperBanana · · Score: 0, Troll
    I really wonder how this is just now making it out to the mass media.

    The worst part is that AP covered this story at least 2-3 days ago. Slashdot has turned into "ads for nerds, news that is picked up off the AP wire a couple days late."

  30. Not that astounding.... by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently, the Dolphins only managed to respond to their name 9 out of 14 times.

    1. Re:Not that astounding.... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      And this surprises you ... why?

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    2. Re:Not that astounding.... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      Apparently, the Dolphins only managed to respond to their name 9 out of 14 times.

      Are you talking about the cetaceans, or the Miami Dolphins?

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    3. Re:Not that astounding.... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Wrong, they only responded to the name of a close relative 9 out of 14 times. Big difference.

    4. Re:Not that astounding.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh.

  31. Now try and get this out of your mind! by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
    No-one you see, is smarter than he,
    And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
    Flying there-under, under the sea!
    Everyone loves the king of the sea,
    Ever so kind and gentle is he,
    Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he's near!
    They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
    No-one you see, is smarter than he,
    And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
    Flying there-under, under the sea!

  32. Re:*sigh* by Itninja · · Score: 0

    So that's what they mean when they say:
    "Metho-Trimspa-Pseudo-Phedrine 5000 is clinically proven to work great!!!"?
    I've often wondered what they meant by statements like that...

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  33. Re:*sigh* by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    "reasonable doubt" is a legal term, not a scientific one.

    Very true, but also proofs are for math, not science.

  34. American Dad? by Shrug · · Score: 0

    Did we see this on American Dad this last sunday?

  35. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To doubt my assertion would be unreasonable.

    Snake oil vendors, charlatans, and stockbrokers use that same line. What's the old aphorism about "...by the company he keeps"?

  36. I wonder what else they're saying... by eander315 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Look, those stupid pink animals with the low voices are finally learning how to talk!"

  37. A Dolphin By Any Other Name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...would still smell as sweet???

    1. Re: A Dolphin By Any Other Name... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Nonono: "...would taste as sweet."

  38. Yeah...Thanks for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will I learn never to click on a link with my sound turned up.

    1. Re:Yeah...Thanks for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      noscript is your friend

  39. A Dolphin By Any Other Name... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would be called "Gamecube"

  40. A Dolphin By Any Other Name by theturtlemoves · · Score: 1

    ...is a porpoise.

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  41. Galapagos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks a lot, big brain.

  42. Gary Larson would be proud... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny
    The birds not only recognize their own names, but they appropriatly name the dogs when they encounter them. In addition, they can tell them to sit by name and even will give the dogs bits of food in exchange for treats ...

    In other words, your dogs have accepted their African Grey Parrot overlords.

    Gary Larson would proud of them all.

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:Gary Larson would be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that or the dogs are running a protection racket...

  43. A Dolphin By Any Other Name by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    Will still smell like fish.

    Thank You I'm here all week. Tip your servers.

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  44. Re:*sigh* by shokk · · Score: 1

    4 out of 5 dentists said clinical trials showed dolphins love Dentine!
    At least before they choked on the gum and floated away.

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
  45. Re:*sigh* by arodland · · Score: 1

    On a related note, what the hack does "clinically proven" mean?

    It means "clinically tested". For more information, consult the nearest dictionary.

  46. Re:*sigh* by DarkSarin · · Score: 1, Informative

    Although it is still improper to state 'proven'.

    Generally it is considered bad form and logically incorrect. Statistical hypothesis testing has its own pitfalls (see Cohen, J. (1994). The earth is round (p .05). American Psychologist, 49, 997-1003 [Cohen is recognized as a fairly statistically savvy person in psychology circles]), which essentially make it impossible to state that you have 'proven' a theory or even a specific hypothesis. I won't go into the details, but essentially most hypothesis testing accepts p .05 as the necessary alpha level for rejection of the null hypothesis, which is essentially stating "I am going to say that this hypothesis is correct, but there is a 5% chance that my results are due to random error and variance in my sample, and not really a repeatable phenomenom."

    It should be noted that the parent is correct, but that there are some alternative methods available (although these are rarely used), such as Bayesian Statistics and others. Bayesian Statistics is new to psychology, and I really don't have the background to evaluate it (read: I've never studied it), but I've heard good things about the concept.

    FWIW, the probabilities stated by the parent are generally set at .05 (5%), but are occasionally set at .1, .01, or even .001. The .05 tradition is strong, however, and hails back to the days when statistics were being used in agriculture to develop varying pesticides and the like. Realistically, whatever the researcher is willing to live with is generally acceptable, but more than a few journals get a little tetchy about any probability higher than .05 (Journal of Applied Psychology being one, IIRC). The peer review process keeps this quite sane, but here's a sobering thought:

    In my master's thesis, I ran about 50 correlations on about 100 participants, each providing about 20 data points. I only had 5 'significant' (at p.05) correlations). THis means that half of my correlations could considered likely to be just chance--random variance. But, because of the nasty nature of statistics, I had no way of knowing which ones were due to chance and which ones were not--thus the whole study was considered as being unable to reject the null hypothesis (no relationships). Not particularly exciting, but informative nonetheless. Unfortunately, I also don't know what the probability of falsely accepting the null was (power), which means that I can't be certain that these are correct either.

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  47. Re:*sigh* by flynt · · Score: 1

    Well it is highly dependend on what the drug is supposed to do. I work on heart failure trials, so a statement like "Drug A is clinically proven superior to Drug B" could mean something like the length of time for patients on drug A to have a heart attack was significantly longer than that on drug B. You'd have to look at the results of trials for a specific drug if you want to know precisely what was clinically proven. See www.clinicaltrials.gov for a start.

  48. Einstein the parrot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You watch this link, AND BE AMAZED!
    http://gprime.net/video.php/einsteinthebird

  49. Other Intellegences by TheZorch · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To believe that we are the only intellegent species living on this planet is supreme stupidity. Its been known that Dolphins are very intellegent creatures and we are just now beginning to learn the truth that they could be our intellectual equals.

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    1. Re:Other Intellegences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, they might be your intellectual equals, but they certainly aren't mine. Dolphins as smart as people? Get a grip.

    2. Re:Other Intellegences by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Lol, they might be your intellectual equals, but they certainly aren't mine. Dolphins as smart as people? Get a grip

      Oh yeah? What do you do all day? What do they do all day? Now who do you think is smarter?

    3. Re:Other Intellegences by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      To believe that we are the only intelligent species living on this planet is supreme stupidity.


      Obligatory Douglas Adams quote follows:


      It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.

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    4. Re:Other Intellegences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oblig bit of Rik Mayal from the Young One's, changed a bit for your reading pleasure:

      Oh really? Who invented the internal combustion engine? Was it flipper the dolphin? No... I don't think so. So tell me, what is the major dolphin contribution to society? Its those tasty lil bits of dolphin flesh you find in your tuna isn't it?

  50. Here goes.. by GmAz · · Score: 1

    Click Click Click Squeel Squeel Shreik Shreik Click Squeel Click Click. Thats dolphin for "Turn off that damn noisy speaker!".

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  51. dlph-1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  52. Einstein the parrot, again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://gprime.net/video.php/einsteinthebird

    She is quite interesting to watch and hear, but I wonder how much of a showwoman her trainer is?

  53. Re:*sigh* by flynt · · Score: 1

    I think your main point is you have to be extremely careful and know what you're doing when using statistics, and I agree 100%! Being a statistician means never having to say you're certain. :)

  54. Oversold? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is worthwile research, but it seems well short of supporting the claim that dolphins are using names. My summary would be that each dolphin has a signature call, they react to the signature calls of friends/relations, and (the new bit in this research) they react to calls which are similar but not identical to the signature calls of friends/relations.

    To support a claim of using names, I'd want evidence of dolphin Alice vocalizing dolphin Bob's signature call to gain Bob's attention.

    I suppose it comes down to an argument about what constitutes a "name". But the small step from the reacting to signature calls to the reacting to sythesized signature calls seems a strange place to draw the line between "name" and "not name".

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    1. Re:Oversold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cat responds to its name. It also responds when I meow at it. What I would be really impressed by is if one dolphin gave another one a name.

  55. Re:*sigh* by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    4 out of 5 dentists said clinical trials showed dolphins love Dentine!
    At least before they choked on the gum and floated away.


    The dolphins, or the dentists?

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  56. I wonder... by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    If they are actually names or some kind of addressing like "Hey dolphin to my left by 5 meters..."

    Computers have names via their Mac address and IP, but it hardly makes them self aware. The names are specifically environmental denotation. Its not self awareness.

    I think we have become to lax in personifying animals and objects though our entertainment media that it seeps in to our perception of scientific data. It its a given that if we want to personalize dolphins, then we can manipulate our data to confirm this.

    Saying dolphins have names implies they are self aware. If this is true, then much of our biological science is in error.

    Nevertheless, the equation that dolphins make noise + response to that noise = names, then any animal that makes a noise to communicate to other like animals probably is using names.

    1. Re:I wonder... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      There has been research to indicate that dolphins know how to use a mirror. It would seem to suggest that they, like higher order primates like ourselves, are self aware.

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    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it, they're engaging in the arbitrary linking of sound-signs to signifieds, which is the basis of language.
       
      And I'm afraid I don't understand or share your aversion to the idea of other animals being "self-aware" (whatever that means). Sometimes I think people throw terms like that one around just to name the unidentifiable quality we (as a species) feel we have that separates us from the other animals.

    3. Re:I wonder... by plunge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Saying dolphins have names implies they are self aware. If this is true, then much of our biological science is in error."

      Hunh? What biological science supports the position that dolphins are not self-aware? They seem to be as self-aware as apes, and are certainly much more self-aware than even human infants.

      "Nevertheless, the equation that dolphins make noise + response to that noise = names, then any animal that makes a noise to communicate to other like animals probably is using names."

      No, you missed the point. The point is that the noises are NOT the same. They can be reproduced back in all sorts of different tones and inflections that makes them different "noises," but there is a core structure of sorts, that apparently defines the meaning apart from the noise. That's not proof of any sort complex grammatical structure, sure, but it's far more like language than cats, dogs, parrots, and so forth, which respond to and repeat noises, without any particular regard to some subtle, abstract structure.

      Furthermore, I'm not sure I know of any other social animal that acts like this: individuals called specifically as individuals by other members of the same species in the wild. That's pretty amazing.

    4. Re:I wonder... by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

      "arbitrary linking of sound-signs to signifieds"

      Like calling a left handed person "Tiny"... again, I'd like to see if the sound-signs are environmental.

      I dont necessarily have an aversion to self-aware animals, I am just saying its a huge leap with dire consequences for humanity.

      Self-awareness leads to complications for economy and society in general. Its the foundation of rights. We tie a horse to a plow because it is presumed to be unaware. Would you kill an infestation of termites to save your house if they are self-aware? Would you purchase books to read knowing that each book produced decreased the habitat of self-aware creatures?

      If these are truely names, then as I concluded before it is probable that all creatures have names. Currently we operate under the assumption that we are the only self-aware creature. If dolphons are deemed self-aware then any human lifestyle beyond a vegan living in a naturally formed cave is an infringement on another's rights. Until we figure out plants are self-aware.

      Self-awareness is the only reason why human slavery is wrong. If all creatures were self aware, then they are all slaves to humans.

    5. Re:I wonder... by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

      I am not missing the point. In fact you are. The fact that creatures with the ability to communicate are probably using names that we just dont recognize. In order to recognize the name, we have to somewhat understand the communication. Furthermore, if you haven't noticed, social traits are pretty much all or nothing on Earth. While some species may have particular idiosyncracies socially, in general all species that are social share a foundation of similar social characteristics. Name usage is most likely not an idiosyncrasy, especially when humans who are believe to evolve in separate societes all use names of some sort.

      And I still dont see anything in that article that says the names are not environmental distinctions.

    6. Re:I wonder... by mrpeebles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you think that names necessarily implies self awareness? It's a pretty heavy term, and I'm not exactly sure what it implies. I do think that it probably has to involve being able to name things. However, I think it also implies, in humans at least, a concept of time, and of one's self as having a duration in that time. I can imagine, at least, a creature using names without that concept of itself time. I would also think that self-awareness implies ethical self awareness as well, which use of a name also doesn't necessarily imply. I'm neither a philosopher nor a psychologist though :-)

    7. Re:I wonder... by Aris+Katsaris · · Score: 1

      First of all, something either is or isn't real. A fact either is or isn't. Dolphins may be self-aware (for a given meaning of "self-aware") or they are not. The moral consequences of the possibility won't change the facts on the ground. As such I find your argument... morally deficient in a far more. In essense, instead of arguing whether animals are self-aware or not, you seem to be simply trying to scare us away from such a conclusions with the consequences of it. -- Other than that -- you really think that people didn't believe that slaves were self-aware in the years of slavery? People did know that slaves thought and felt. It was not the discovery of self-awareness in slaves that caused the abolition of slavery. It wasn't even the idea of racial equality. I have a more materialist view of history, I think. The abolition of slavery was fundamentally caused by the fact that its economic benefits became lesser and lesser with the industrial evolution.

    8. Re:I wonder... by Brandee07 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Dolphin's signature whistles remain constant throughout their whole lives; normally their whistle is based on their mother's whistle. They use both their own whistles and other dolphin's whistles, for self identification and for getting the attention of others. This article suggests they even use the whistles in 3rd person, although I haven't found reference to that in my own research.

      There's evidence that dolphins ARE actually self-aware; this is easily proven by putting a mirror in front of them. If they attack the mirror or run away from it, they think it's another animal. If they stare at it, and then turn about and inspect parts of their bodies not normally visible to them, they're aware that the thing in the mirror is them.

      /term paper on dolphin communication due 12 noon tomorrow

    9. Re:I wonder... by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      Actually for pretty much all of the 20th century, scientists have never seriously considered animals to have self awareness or high order emotions. After all, that's just anthropomorphism, right? In fact, the quickest way for a scientist to pretty much lose all credibility was to even contemplate the possibility openly. Unfortunately, they had no scientific basis for such biases. Animal studies over the last 10 years have proven that there are animals that are a) self aware (like dolphins and apes), and b) have high order emotions (like wolves which experience grief). The notion that some have names, doesn't surprise me at all. Although this is a pretty worthless tool for the vast majority of species in the world. For example, why would a dog need to use a name when they can identify you at long range without so much as a single sound.

      I recently identified two sparrows that figured out how to manipulate the automatic doors at a Home Depot. They clearly understood that they had to fly in front of the sensors to activate the doors and because of this understanding, they were able to nest in the entry space. Of course, sparrows are not considered to be particularly intelligent or anything special in any way.

      Sorry but your notions about the animal kingdom are seriously outdated. Most of these outmoded attitudes about animals come from humans needing to feel superior. Don't worry though...I'm sure we'll find an animal who is just as insecure.

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    10. Re:I wonder... by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

      Hopefully animals wont be pricks like some humans are.

    11. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure a robot could be programmed to recognise itself in a mirror, would that make it self aware?

    12. Re:I wonder... by magetoo · · Score: 1
      Self-awareness leads to complications for economy and society in general. Its the foundation of rights. We tie a horse to a plow because it is presumed to be unaware. Would you kill an infestation of termites to save your house if they are self-aware? Would you purchase books to read knowing that each book produced decreased the habitat of self-aware creatures?
      Would you shoot a burglar entering your house if you knew he was self-aware?

      Seriously, I don't see the problem. We humans kill other living beings all the time, including other humans. Recognizing that other animals also have self-awareness is only going to lead to ethical problems if your ethics are built on the foundation that they aren't.

      Currently we operate under the assumption that we are the only self-aware creature.
      Actually, I'd go so far as to say that most people don't. (Ask any pet owner..) And I'm having a real hard time imagining that anyone that is interested in animals, or at least watches Animal Planet from time to time does not extend self-awareness to hold for at least some "famous" species (dolphins, great apes..).

      At least it's what I believe that people think.

    13. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Saying dolphins have names implies they are self aware. If this is true, then much of our biological science is in error.
      Your sentence has the wrong premise. Nowhere in biological science is the notion held that dolphins aren't self-aware (or at least, it's not a majority view). The most striking example is the study where dolphins were shown a mirror. When a mark was drawn on the dolphin's face, they used the mirror to check it out and try to get rid of it. That counts as self-awareness in many people's books.
    14. Re:I wonder... by plunge · · Score: 1

      "I am not missing the point. In fact you are. The fact that creatures with the ability to communicate are probably using names that we just dont recognize. In order to recognize the name, we have to somewhat understand the communication."

      This bit is unintelligbile. I have no idea what point you are trying to make, in part because the third sentance seems like a fragment of a larger thought unwritten. The fact is, you claimed that dolphins being self-aware would invalidate much of biological science. But, in fact, biological science has gotten past the point where the self-awareness of dolphins, apes, and even some other animals is well established.

      "While some species may have particular idiosyncracies socially, in general all species that are social share a foundation of similar social characteristics."

      Like what? The way that lobsters are "social" is not like ants, which are not like naked mole rats, which are not like packs, which apparently are not like dolphins. Pack social animals don't seem to have distinct names for each other, just general expressive states that others interpret. They don't express any sort of grammar or reference each other: they just express, interpret, and re-express, regardless of what individuals are around. The article demonstrates that dolphins do more than this: they have distinct references for each individual, and they use them for that individual, and the usage is apparently indepedent of inflection, tone, and so forth.

      "And I still dont see anything in that article that says the names are not environmental distinctions."

      eh? Like the whole bit about how the references are distinct from the means of transmission, and are treated as such by creatures with a demonstrated self-awareness that respond to their name and not someone else's?

      As another poster pointed out, you can call a cat not by it's name, but "Hey stuuuuupid!" in the right emotional tone and they'll still come. In fact, most ANY cat will come. That's because they are apparently just responding in a certain way to certain stimuli: particular sounds and expressive emotion. There's no extra "meaning" to the sounds. But with dolphins, there apparently is. They are abstracting something from the sounds, and they are equating it with references to themselves as particular individuals.

    15. Re:I wonder... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "...you can call a cat not by it's name, but "Hey stuuuuupid!" in the right emotional tone and they'll still come."

      Which applies equally well to most humans.

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    16. Re:I wonder... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Some dogs grok mirrors, well enough to recognise that an object is behind them rather than "in" the mirror. Tho I've only seen one cat that figured this out. And human babies often don't understand mirrors when they first encounter them.

      I suspect it relies on having some ability to grok abstractions.

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  57. flipper ~ modified hand by starrcake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Thankfully they still haven't evolved opposable thumbs"

    It is interesting to note that whales/dophin have hand bone structure. These mammals evolved from those that were once land animals. As a result the flipper is actually a modified hand structure.

    /

    1. Re:flipper ~ modified hand by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but I think you have it backwards. From my understanding, the hand is an evolution of the fin.

    2. Re:flipper ~ modified hand by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      "Thankfully they still haven't evolved opposable thumbs"

      It is interesting to note that whales/dophin have hand bone structure. These mammals evolved from those that were once land animals. As a result the flipper is actually a modified hand structure.

      One can have an actual hand - not a modified structure, and still lack proper thumbs. The Panda's 'thumb' is actually a modified wrist bone and fully mobile or opposable.
    3. Re:flipper ~ modified hand by evenprime · · Score: 1

      no he has it right

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  58. This is BS! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Why would a hivemind species have need for unique identifiers?

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  59. So Long.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And thanks for all the fish.....KABOOM

  60. The other dolphin's other name... by jdfox · · Score: 1
    ...is Mahi-Mahi.
    And man do they ever taste good, if you know how to cook 'em.

  61. Obligitory Jack Handy by Pudusplat · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you
    think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be
    wrong, though. It's Hambone.

    -Jack Handy

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  62. Re:*sigh* by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    On a related note, what the heck does "clinically proven" mean?

    It means that its thermogenic fat-blasting power can help you drop those pounds fast while purging toxins, straightening your hair, and whitening your teeth.

    And also that they know a double-blind trial won't show the same thing, so they're throwing around BS terms to confuse suckers^Wcustomers.

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  63. Re:*sigh* by tiptone · · Score: 1

    The term you are looking for is 'falsifiable'.

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  64. Re:*sigh* by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people criticize media for not getting it right don't get it right.

    Hypothesis can't be proved, but only disproved.

    SCIENCE is the progression of hypotheses getting more and more accurate as tests rule out the ones that are not the case. Saying "science can prove" or "science can't prove" totally misses what science is in the first place.

  65. Re:*sigh* by ashtophoenix · · Score: 0

    Incorrect. Science can prove everything...the only problem is that it comes up with something else after a few years to disprove it's earlier proof and establish a new one (which by the way will be disproved too and so on ad infinitum.....)

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  66. Obligatory Monty Python reference by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "they all call each other Flipper!"

    "G'day, Flipper... Hello Flipper... how are you, Flipper? Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a chap from pommie land... Michael Baldwin - this is Flipper. Michael Baldwin - this is Flipper... and Michael Baldwin - this is Flipper."

    "Is your name not Flipper, then?"

    "No, it's Michael."

    "That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Flipper' to keep it clear?"

  67. Re:*sigh* by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people criticize media for not getting it right don't get it right.

    Hypothesis can't be proved, but only disproved.

    SCIENCE is the progression of hypotheses getting more and more accurate as tests rule out the ones that are not the case.


    Ruling out all existing hypotheses except for one is not a sufficient condition to claim that the remaining hypothesis must be true. There may be other hypotheses that have not yet been formed.

    Saying "science can prove" or "science can't prove" totally misses what science is in the first place.

    I wasn't attempting to describe of the purpose of science, but rather what its limitations are and how those limitations are misrepresented by popular media.

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  68. psychokenetics by Splork · · Score: 3, Funny

    who needs thumbs when you can bend spoons with your mind?

    there is no human.

  69. Suspected Whales did this Too by ClubStew · · Score: 3, Informative
    This form of identification in language was previously only known to exist in the human world.

    While whale-watching in the North Pacific ocean around San Juan Island, the whale expert explained how whales make a unique sound before and after their other phrases, and that these sounds are often accompanied by a reply for a different whale. The unique sounds were most often unique to the whale that responded. As such, experts believed these to be used like names.

    Such a conversation would go something like this:

    1. Willy. How are you? Willy.
    2. Shamu. Fine. Nice day for entertaining whale watchers. Shamu.
    1. Re:Suspected Whales did this Too by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Funny
      the whale expert explained how whales make a unique sound before and after their other phrases


      Those aren't names, they are packet headers.

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    2. Re:Suspected Whales did this Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...including their names!

  70. Re:*sigh* by moochfish · · Score: 1

    To summarize that in plain English, an experiment was run (control group and all) that lets the researchers conclude that the results are extremely unlikely to have resulted from pure chance.

  71. Re:*sigh* by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. Science can prove everything...the only problem is that it comes up with something else after a few years to disprove it's earlier proof and establish a new one (which by the way will be disproved too and so on ad infinitum.....)

    That doesn't make any sense. If something is proven then it must by definition be *the* true explanation for the behavior of a phenomena. You can't disprove anything that is unequivocably true.

    The way I've always been told that it actually works is that many theories may be proposed to explain something, but the one that seems to fit best (based on things like experimentation) is generally considered to be the de facto explanation - until something better comes along.

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  72. Re:*sigh* by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the claims of science that they have "proved" something, applies to a limited domain (which science forgets to mention). It doesn't apply universally. For example, cartesian geometry was known to be 'the' geometry, until it was proved that the shortest distance between 2 points is NOT a straight line in certain conditions. Science should understand that every proof found will definitely be applicable to only a limited domain and soon there will be a larger universe found where it may not be applicable. It is said, another example is Newtonian vs Einsteinian physics. Alas if science was a little more humble and conceded to the "fact" that the DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING...as the adage goes: "A wise man knows what he does not know...". The Mind is relative...

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  73. Thank God no thumbs. by okar · · Score: 1

    Snorky. Speak. Man. (Simpsons reference)

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  74. Re:*sigh* by trewornan · · Score: 1

    Inductive proof - tsck.

    The farmer comes and feeds the turkey every day so the turkey knows that when the farmer comes at thanksgiving it's going to get fed.

  75. Re:*sigh* by rk · · Score: 3, Funny

    A statistician could never really agree 100%. :-)

  76. ...still haven't evolved opposable thumbs... by AslanTheMentat · · Score: 1

    Thankfully they still haven't evolved opposable thumbs.

    no kidding... the last species to do so with any success made rather quick work of the planet...sigh

    1. Re:...still haven't evolved opposable thumbs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn chimpazees!

  77. Re:*sigh* by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    That's a valid point. However, the lack of theories that apply better to such a "limited domain" does not prove that a given theory is true/valid.

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  78. Re:*sigh* by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    So are you suggesting that the earth will stop rotating at some point in the next 24 hours? If you're not suggesting that (and you'd better be prepared with extraordinary proof), then you're engaging in mental masturbation. How very useless.

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  79. statistically insignificant by heatdeath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In nine out of 14 cases, the dolphin would turn more often toward the speaker if it heard a whistle that sounded like a close relative's.

    7 out of 14 would be expected if it were random...9 out of 14 is nothing more than a statistical fluke. They should have done more tests...this study sounds like nothing more than a coincidence.

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    1. Re:statistically insignificant by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      If you consider that there are 3 options and not two you'll find it more conclusive.

    2. Re:statistically insignificant by Paradigma11 · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure they tested more than one dolphin. If you have more test subjects you get more statistical power. That said, even if the test design is good it is quite hard to interpret the results in a conclusive way.

    3. Re:statistically insignificant by magetoo · · Score: 1
      7 out of 14 would be expected if it were random...
      That's like saying there's a 50% chance you're scratching your ass when you read this comment. Because either you are or you're not, right?

      But if someone showed me that, indeed, 50% of Slashdot readers were scratching their asses while reading the comment, I'd conclude that the post really had something to do with it.

      (In fact, don't you have an itch there right now? The one that you noticed a minute ago but ignored?)

  80. Fool.. by Awod · · Score: 1

    "Thankfully they still haven't evolved opposable thumbs" Wait and see, they have the same plan as google. 1. Make ppl notice you + ???????? = world domination (minor adjustments of course, we all know googles step 2 is money.. just that dang 3rd step..)

  81. The Dolphins last words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So long, and thanks for all the fish!!

  82. In a pet shop... by Junta · · Score: 1

    Was walking through a pet shop with a scarlet macaw and it wasn't a random utterance that struck me.

    When this bird was invited onto someone's arm, it would climb toward the head, and then proclaim 'lookout!' before proceeding to preen. It obviously had learned this should be said by someone before clamping down on their hair and pulling.

    But generally speaking, this behavior isn't quite the same as the parrots are not creating the names themselves, but rather recognizing the meaning of a word and imitating it in an intelligent fashion.

    Though it seems possible that clacking and whistling in the wild may have significance simply not recognized. If they so readily recognize the concept of names and use them, they very well could use names humans just never pick up on.

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  83. Close encounters of the third kind. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    My parent's african grey whistles the first few notes when it hears me in the vicinity. I obviously reply with the next few. It also shouts the dogs names when it can see they're outside. The eclectus parrots on the other hand screech, growl and attempt to rip off your fingers at the slightest opportunity.

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    1. Re:Close encounters of the third kind. by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Your eclectus parrots were rised by their bird parents, apparently, were they imported (have a CITES id, or in worse cases, an open ring with no useful info on it) ?

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    2. Re:Close encounters of the third kind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      El sol salió y me cantó.
      El sol salió y me cantó.

  84. Moreover, why not 10+ years ago? by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    I read about this in a magazine article sometime in the early '90s.

  85. Re:windering.. Off topic MY ASS! TWITS! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    This is FUNNY as hell!

    "KWaaaaaa Kwa-kaaaaa-kaaaaa"

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  86. Re:*sigh* by StarkRG · · Score: 1

    Oh? And here I can think of one example where the opposite is true. Life on Mars. Can you ever truly disprove its existance? No, but it's easy enough to prove it's existance, find some.

    At the same time if you have a can of paint that says it's blue, it's equally easy to prove that it is or isn't blue.

  87. Everybody already knows this by pestilence669 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dolphins communicate by "speaking" their name before every communication, as a way of telling the recipient who said what. Every dolphin has their own name and researchers have known this for ages. I'm surprised that this is "news."

    Dolphins can ALSO create rings using their blowhole. They create what is essentially a vortex with perfect buyoncy (sp?). They can be tossed around like toys without "popping" due to the physics of the rings. I've tried to do this with my nose, and I fail every time. This is not a conspiracy.

    Dolphins are smart. That's why the Navy hires them.

    Bubble ring link: http://www.earthtrust.org/delrings.html

    1. Re:Everybody already knows this by Brandee07 · · Score: 1
      Bubble rings aren't that hard to make, with a little practice. It's a lot like blowing smoke rings.

      Here's a tip: try making them with your mouth.

    2. Re:Everybody already knows this by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

      I thought what made dolphin bubble rings unique was their surface tension. For thirty seconds, they're pretty indestructable. They bounce, they can be tossed, and they don't have any buyoancy.

      Can people make rings like that or will mine float to the top of the water?

  88. hmm... by raiofsunshine · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they could tell us the day that the world is going to end...

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  89. dolphins by jt418-93 · · Score: 1

    dolphins are evil. one day they will attack en mass and try to take over. i know you think im crazy, but it _WILL_ happen. porposes are just their lacky servants. whales can't be trusted either.

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  90. parrots context-correct utterances by evenprime · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It obviously had learned this should be said by someone before clamping down on their hair and pulling.

    Most of what my macaw and my parents' african grey falls into this catagory. Obviously, they learned "Hello" and "good morning" because those things are said to them. It is even clear that their understanding of these sounds is different from the literal meaning; our birds will use these comments any time they want to greet you or initiate contact.

    What is more interesting is the novel constructions and novel useage; i.e. the new uses they find for an existing word or phrase and the entirely new phrases make by combining words in new ways. Examples:

    • They grey often says, "Want chip" when he wants you to bring him a corn chip (or any other snack). He knows what cats are, because if my sister is visiting and is bringing cats, we tell him to go in the cage because the cats will be here. One time my sister brought a kitten with her. He had never seen a kitten, and wanted to look at it. He walked to the edge of his cage and yelled, "Want cat" so we would bring the kitten to him. He had never heard those words used together.
    • All our birds have had previous owners, so they have different vocal repertoires from their past. They grey was used to saying "good night" when he wanted to be put into his cage and have the lights turned out. The macaw used "night-night" when he wanted this to happen. The grey understood that these two sequences of sounds had equivalent meaning, and changed his phrase to "good night-night".
    • Whenever one of the birds is running around on the floor causing mischief, someone in the family will yell "get the bird!". The grey started using this phrase in a novel context; when he is locked in the cage and wants out he now yells "get the bird!" This usage of the phrase was never modeled for him, but he knows that the sequence of sounds will cause someone to pick him up.
    • Once when he was chewing on woodwork in the house and getting scolded for it, the grey stopped, looked at the human and asked, "Are you mad?" None of us recall having said that near him before.
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    1. Re:parrots context-correct utterances by localman · · Score: 1

      I have a pair of pet cockatiels. My favorite re-application of a learned word: at various times of excitement or reward we'd say "good boy!" to the male. He'd repeat it back when we'd say it. Then, eventually he got into the habit of saying it after sex with the female cockatiel. It was pretty funny to see them go at it, then he'd hop off, stretch his wings and call out "good boy!".

      Cheers.

    2. Re:parrots context-correct utterances by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      My cockatoo learned what 'NO!' meant and started using it on me when he was angry with what I was doing.

      He also had conversations. They were rote, but when I came home I would say "Hello {bird's name}" and he'd say "Hello {my name}" and I'd say "How are you?" and he'd say "Fine." Now, that's just memorization, but the funny part is that if I DIDN'T follow the conversation as outlined, he'd be all grumpy with me the rest of the day.

      I was also impressed that he could pick (sometimes, if given a couple of hours) combination locks.

      Not anywhere near as impressive as your birds, but still: pretty funny.

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  91. Just don't free the Dolphin Queen by Datcha42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hmm, Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens."

  92. Re:*sigh* by trewornan · · Score: 1

    Much better - that's deductive proof . . . you're learning.

  93. The dolphins knew! by noidentity · · Score: 1

    "This form of identification in language was previously only known to exist in the human world"

    The dolphins knew it all along, but they didn't bother to tell us!

  94. Re:*sigh* by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

    Yes, the phrase for scientific study is "statistically significant".

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  95. Carl Sagan and Dolphins by Kittenman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think I read something of his once (Broca's Brain?) that said the dolphins would have evolved a lot further up the chain of intelligence if they had been able to discover fire.

    Makes you wonder how many times they tried before they gave up.

    And also why the chimps don't have it yet.

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  96. Of course they can by nroose · · Score: 1

    So many people who call themselves scientists make a big deal out of ways in which non=human animals might be inferior to human animals (even sometimes to the point of pretending that humans are not animals) because we don't know whether (or just have not proven) a particular animal can do a particular thing.

    Here's a thought for you "scientists": Say what you know, acknowledge the stuff you don't know (don't assume anything and then pretend to know it) and spend your time trying to figure out the stuff you don't know instead of blathering out your baseless assumptions.

    That way we don't have to be so surprized every time we figure out that some animal can do something that they need to do.

  97. Re: Dolphins need names for their chain of command by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does Khan have to do with this? Dolphins aren't afraid of Khan. They're too busy with the real job that they need names for:

    Captain Dolphin: "Number One, fire your frickin' laser beam!"
    Dolphin First Officer: "Direct hit captain! Khan's ship is disabled!"

  98. Re:*sigh* by torokun · · Score: 1

    So what is a "clinical trial"? An experiment in a "clinic"? I would expect most experiments to be done in a laboratory.

  99. Reminds me of that Far Side cartoon by fragamus · · Score: 1

    "Matthews . . . we're getting another one of those strange 'aw blah es span yol' sounds."

  100. Every discovery brings animals closer to humans by mcostas · · Score: 1

    Seems like a constant barrage of discoveries across many species that always indicate animals are smarter than we give them credit for. At some point we'll start to question our ethical consideration towards non-human animals. It'll probably be a while though, since we're still battling people who don't believe in evolution.

  101. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For many drug trials, you need 1000s of patients. You sign hospitals up to participate in the trial, sometimes hundreds of them. They recruit patients for the trial, the patient gets randomized to either drug or placebo (or whatever the choice), and then they are observed every so often. So these experiments are definitely done in clinics around the world. Look it up.

  102. Thumbs? Pah! by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who needs opposable thumbs when you've got prehensile genitalia?

  103. A Dolphin by any other name ... by Ze+Emperor · · Score: 0

    ... looks just as sweet. Except if that name is "Maginot Line".

  104. I've heard of some. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, I'm not sure I know of any other social animal that acts like this: individuals called specifically as individuals by other members of the same species in the wild.

    My mom used to say that another species does that, "humans" I think she called them. She also always told me to stay away from fishing nets.

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  105. Hey honky . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Look, those stupid pink animals with the low voices are finally learning how to talk!" Most humans are not pink but brown.

    1. Re:Hey honky . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea, but they're all in jail... or covered in sand.... (where they belong)

  106. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the fish!

  107. How about a 950 word vocabulary! by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N'kisi

    This parrot has a claimed vocabulary of about 950 words. I work with people that would be jealous of that.

  108. Re:*sigh* by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    How the fuck would a double blind trial work on dolphins? It would immediately become apparent to the testers what you were trying to find, thereby introducing nonrandom bias into the experiment and negating the entire point of a double-blind study.

  109. Translation by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

    It is reported that they have also translated some of the dolphin's language. The most recent communication was, "So long and thanks for all the fish." They are not sure what this means, but I would recommend hitching a ride on the next Vogon crusier to pass by.

  110. Good thing... by nexxuz · · Score: 1

    ... that they are no good on land http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360/

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  111. mackarel by sounddesignz · · Score: 1

    Yeah nice, but who wants to communicate with dolphins? All they are interested in is philosophy and mackarel.

  112. Something different about them. by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

    The first time I encountered dolphins in the wild - it sent shivers up my spine. I was out on a tour boat in Portsmouth NH, and a pod approached our boat, one of them came right up to the side, stuck its head out of the water and lookd me right in the eye - its was like a person looking at me, not an animal. Its hard to put into words...but its was sure nothing like when my cat or some dog on the street looks at you...more like when an ape in the zoo does (sorry never seen any of them in th wild) - but there was even more of that sense of conciousness when this dolphin looked at me. Wish I knew its name so I could squeek hello.

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  113. Re:*sigh* by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    Actually, science is "the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment".

    To prove is "to demonstrate the truth or existence of (something) by evidence or argument".

    "Science" can't "prove" that the shotgun blast I fired at you caused your head to explode and resulted in your death, but it can make a pretty convincing argument based on observation of the event.

  114. Re:*sigh* by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    That doesn't make any sense. If something is proven then it must by definition be *the* true explanation for the behavior of a phenomena. You can't disprove anything that is unequivocably true.

    Prove to me you typed that.

    Now disprove it.

  115. Re:*sigh* by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    Well, it is getting fed. To people.

  116. Re:*sigh* by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    Yes, because words which have a particular meaning in a certain field cannot be used outside of that field or that context, right?

  117. Re:*sigh* by HunterZ · · Score: 1
    That doesn't make any sense. If something is proven then it must by definition be *the* true explanation for the behavior of a phenomena. You can't disprove anything that is unequivocably true.

    Prove to me you typed that.

    Now disprove it.


    What?

    Straw Man.
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    Arguing about vi versus Emacs is like arguing whether it's better to make fire by rubbing sticks or banging rocks.
  118. Dolphins taking over the world (Poipoider) by DRM_is_Stupid · · Score: 1

    Thankfully they still haven't evolved opposable thumbs.

    If Sci-Fi anime is any indication of what's to come, apparently they won't need to evolve opposable thumbs.

    (That's Poipoider from Kenran Butohsai: The Mars Daybreak.)

  119. Re:*sigh* by shokk · · Score: 1

    Does it matter?
    I guess it would have been better if there were lawyer corpses floating away.

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
  120. Re:*sigh* by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    The more, the merrier ;)

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    Arguing about vi versus Emacs is like arguing whether it's better to make fire by rubbing sticks or banging rocks.
  121. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that's why there are frequently two trials performed.