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  1. Question: Will work or will it fail? on Quantum Computer To Launch Next Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    Answer: Yes. Both.

  2. Doctors get questions like this all the time. on Dell Laptops Have Shocking New Problem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Doctor: What seems to be the matter?

    Patient: I have a friend who has a medical problem, and he is not sure who to ask.

    Doctor: And what are the symptoms you friend is reporting?

    Patient: Erm, my friend has a red rash and a burning sensation when he takes a piss.

    Doctor: Have you seen the rash? Describe it for me.

    Patient: Yeah, red weeping pimples which are white in the middle, erm, he showed me a photograph.

    Doctor: Here is a prescription and a leaflet on safe sex. Oh, and stop seeing my daughter, or I will fuck you up.

    Patient: She gave it to me. My friend. Yes, my friend.

  3. Who are the 4 saps who are paying? on One In Five Windows Installs Is Non-Genuine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I kid. Really, I kid.

  4. Zonk is a dickhead. on GM Working on Feasible Electric Car · · Score: 1
    From a styling POV, it is not a tesla, but it is also not a focus or a pinto.
    Did he just list the Focus with the Pinto? Americans have no taste in cars.
  5. The bell-end of Apple? on IBM's New Processors To Exceed 5Ghz · · Score: 1
    Usually from the bell-end of Apple.
    Who would that be? Steve Jobs?
  6. And Also... on An Inside Look At eBay's Technology · · Score: 1
    The company has 40,000 outside developers working to increase its value and efficiency.
    Plus they have maybe 40,000 sellers and users decreasing its value and efficiency by selling counterfeit goods, selling at a low price with ridiculous postages fees, using stolen credit cards and other blatant fraud.
  7. Exsqueeze me? on Why Do We Use x86 CPUs? · · Score: 1

    Intel make AMD compatible 64-bit CPUs!

    Those of us who have observed the industry for decades have gotta love that.

  8. Re:Congratulations to Sun and Thank You. on Sun Releases First GPLed Java Source · · Score: 1
    The GP didn't say that applying is all you have to do to get the source to Websphere. But I expect it is a prerequisite.


    The Great-Great-Grandparent post didn't say I was ripping the piss either. But I expect it is a prerequisite.
  9. Re:Congratulations to Sun and Thank You. on Sun Releases First GPLed Java Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you want the source to Websphere, then you either have to apply for a job with IBM, or come up with several billion dollars to buy its freedom.

    Either one will work.


    Negotiable at all? I have a bag of magic beans here. Would they take them?


    When you apply for a job with IBM, do they show you the Websphere source? Why?


    What is this supposed to do for their recruitment efforts?

  10. Re:Congratulations to Sun and Thank You. on Sun Releases First GPLed Java Source · · Score: 3, Funny
    -- Subtle recursive jokes in sigs are not funny.
    I don't get it. Is there some recursion in your sig? If there is, it is too subtle. It is not funny.
  11. Congratulations to Sun and Thank You. on Sun Releases First GPLed Java Source · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Congratulations to the Sun people who have made this a reality.

    They are freeing up the crown jewels, and the significance of that fact should not be underestimated. Free as in 'gratis' and free as in 'libre'.

    I am not a Sun employee, but I am a Java dev., and I would like to remind people of Sun's contributions to open source over the years. While the press communications of executives have muddied the waters, Sun have done more in the past for open source than a certain "Think Free" company. That company pressed for open sourcing Java and then bitched about the choice of the GPL.

    I would love to see the source to Websphere (not the Geronimo 'Websphere' product, but the real deal).

    ... for laughs if nothing else.

  12. Laugh at Amazon, but watch the patent abuses rise on IBM Sues Amazon For Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    Not the most innocent victim here, however this is a small but significant step in the rise of companies who has ostensibly "defensive" patent strategies show their true colours. Microsofts noises about patents and Linux is part of the same trend.

  13. Won't somebody please think of the tubes?! on The Internet Now has Over 100 Million Web Sites · · Score: 1
  14. A marketing proposal to the diamond manufacturers. on Lab Created Diamonds Come to Market · · Score: 1

    Symbolise the lifelong commitment you are making to your fiance with an ethical diamond.

    They manufacturing real diamonds, and this technology represents an advancement in the capabilities of mankind. Society should not allow this to be curbed in any way by an industry with blood on its hands.

  15. The Man in the Red Braces is on the line! on Sun Holds News Conference In Second Life · · Score: 1

    He's shouting "Short SUNW"!

  16. Would be great for submitters if Slashdot did this on Social News Sites Pay Top Submitters · · Score: 1

    Think about it - most of the time, they would get paid atleast twice :-)

  17. Lets look at the Search Logs! on AOL CTO Shown the Door · · Score: 1

    235343 Top 10 Signs your job is in danger 2006-08-19
    235343 What the press is saying about AOL Leak 2006-08-19
    235343 What the press is saying about Maureen Govern 2006-08-19
    235343 Finding a Job 2006-08-19
    235343 Companies Seeking Crap CTOs 2006-08-19

  18. Re:You've got it backwards! on Mozilla VP Talks the State of Firefox · · Score: 1

    >I have limited faith in the sysinternals app from having things "break out" and run as the regular user.

    You describe the ideal situation, but hacks are written to exploit the browser, not the browser plus sysinternals, because that is a rare combination.

  19. Advice to Taco on The Next Three Days are the x86 Days · · Score: 1
    what do any of us have to look forward to? Is our future dull and meaningless without cool numbers in dates? Oh the humanity of it all...


    Take a vacation.
  20. You don't need this for online shooters. on Hire a Game Coach Online · · Score: 1
    Why would you pay for a coach when you get so much free advice, such as:
    "Stop being a ghey camper!"
    "Don't block me n00b!"
    "<name of weapon> is for <beginners | homosexuals | other sexual categorizations>!"
  21. Buy one now! on New Itanium More Powerful, Power Efficient · · Score: 1

    These will be very rare collectors items in a few years.

  22. Does writing software outside US help? on On Software Patent Lawsuits Against OSS · · Score: 1

    Can you be sued in American courts? Can they prevent the distribution in America?

  23. Re:I seriously doubt he said it on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was a prescient comment on Hawkings prospects in cosmology? :-)

    Not that wide of the mark given how Hawking is percieved *within* his field, rather than by the public, and the progress he's made since.

  24. British/American on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1

    His chair has an American accent, but he is British. His chair sounds like a computer geek from the '80s. Wonder why... :-)

  25. IT BURNS! on How Not to Steal a Sidekick · · Score: 4, Informative

    Check out the MySpace account they found:

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=us er.viewprofile&friendID=78722066

    The goggles they do nothing etc. Worst site I have seen in a while.

    More seriously, it erodes your belief in the basic goodness of people, and hardens your attitude to certain classes of people, when you see such poor specimens of human beings as these.