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  1. Re:WTF? on New Jersey Bars Sex Offenders From the Internet · · Score: 1

    Stalkers don't hunt for victims at Amazon.

    I beg to differ. Just last week I^Hmy friend used several amazon to stalk and kill^H^H^H^Hmake friends with several people who put Fall Out Boy in "100 albums you must own!1" lists.
  2. Re:Speculation on Snortable Drug 'Replaces' Sleep For Monkeys In Trials · · Score: 1

    note to self...
    hit preview, look at preview, post

  3. Re:Speculation on Snortable Drug 'Replaces' Sleep For Monkeys In Trials · · Score: 1

    Well that sure beats the hell out of a car analogy!

    Well that sure beats the shit out of a car analogy!

    Fixed that for you.
  4. I know no one RTFA but on Snortable Drug 'Replaces' Sleep For Monkeys In Trials · · Score: 1
    ...the most important part of the article is about the monkeys! It allows them to

    ...perform like well-rested monkeys on cognitive tests.

    My only thought about the whole article was that I wished I could perform like a well-rested monkey on cognitive tests...
  5. Re:Could be... on Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? · · Score: 1

    please to be returning your card.

    3x10^8!!!

  6. Re:Humm... on 44 Conjectures of Stephen Wolfram Disproved · · Score: 1

    I admit my youth, but I have never heard of Science such as you describe it. Surely, you are mistaken?

  7. Re:Old news on Mathematicians Solve the Mystery of Traffic Jams · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was doing that one time and while I was occupied counting the guy slammed on his brakes and I hit him. Incidentally it caused some rediculous gridlock.

  8. Re:This picture puts all in perspective on HP & Staples Collude On $8,000/Gallon Ink? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's really easy, but you have to convert everything to furlongs first. Don't they teach kids anything these days?!

  9. Re:PK Alert! on Penetration Testing TV Series Coming · · Score: 1

    Where's the +1 "Funny, but I don't want to admit it by moderating" moderation?

  10. Re:Added benefit on Open Source 'Sage' Takes Aim at High End Math Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    On what do you base your snide remark?

    of anybody that I've met in the world of mathematics
    On that qualification. Thank you I'll be here all night.
  11. Re:Big deal on YouTube Breeding Harmful Scientific Misinformation · · Score: 1

    That not really a clear example. This is much better.

  12. Re:surprising on Brain Changes When Viewing Violent Media · · Score: 1

    Also anecdotal evidence is almost always wrong.

    Well unless you can cite me a study, it would appear that your posit is anecdotal. That would mean that based on your statement, your statement is wrong which of course would mean that your statement is right which would mean that your statement is wrong...
  13. Re:Just great! on AT&T To Decommission Pay Phones · · Score: 1

    How the hell am I supposed to get out of the Matrix and back to the real world if they take away half the hardlines that tie into the matrix.

    That's the point!

    Cutting down on the hard lines is how you prevent those pesky hackers from escaping agents!
  14. So 1999 on MP3 Format Still Gathering Momentum · · Score: 1

    Seriously, mp3's are so last year. Why can't we have something that has better audio quality for similar size. Maybe even lossless!

  15. Re:Obvious Answer!! on Sliding Rocks Bemuse Scientists · · Score: 1

    Which is why they hang out in Death Valley!

    I also think the aliens listen to Blue Oyster Cult.

  16. Re:obigatory joke on Russian Police Seize Kasparov · · Score: 1

    I was gonna say
    In Soviet Russia, Kasparov seizes you!
    but that does not really apply.

  17. Re:Post-call Alarm "Emergency Mode", Boston, 112. on Worry Over VZW, Sprint Phones' 911 Alarm · · Score: 1

    You're not talking about Boston, MA are you? The comments about Northeastern and Fenway would suggest it, but every thing else in your comment disagrees.

  18. Re:Ugh... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that doctors have stopped paying attention to "Doctor McCoy" style basics like diet and exercise.

    It's cause they really, really like saying "He's dead, Jim"
  19. Re:But How Much of it is Duped? on Study Warns of Internet Brownouts By 2010 · · Score: 1
    I apologize in advance for this post.

    "New"? I haven't seen anything remotely "new" on the internet in years.

    lolz but i hurd this great new joke about Natalie Portman and hot grits just the other day!
  20. Re:Three things to consider on Study Warns of Internet Brownouts By 2010 · · Score: 1

    3-2. Place more infrastructure in Europe and elsewhere that bypasses North America. It's only the US bottleneck that's going to be a problem.

    all your internets are belong to US!
  21. Re:Well... on Lap Desks · · Score: 1

    Time for the Fleshlight Yoda Lapdesk Edition.

    I am interested in your ideas. Please sign me up for your newsletter.

    Crap did I just willingly request more spam?
  22. Re:I DO on Most Parents Don't Game With Their Kids · · Score: 1

    It's annoying when parents play games. I mean gah! Mine do, but I don't. When I want to sit down and watch the science channel, my dad'll be playing stupid halo, and it's not like I can tell him to stop. Half the time I want to do a research paper, my mom will be playing WOW.

    I swear if there wasn't a convenience store around the corner, I wouldn't have eaten for a week after both halo 3's and Burning Crusade's releases.
    When I can finally drive, I'm going to practically live at the library!

  23. Re:Unfortunately on RCMP Won't Go After Personal Filesharers · · Score: 1

    Dammit and I used my last mod points for the no finaid if you file share story.

    even more appropriate since I spent my evening listening to hippity hop of that era.

  24. Re:Obviously on YouTube Video Warned About School Shooting · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only if we can also arrest those who post comments on YouTube.
    No, they shouldn't be arrested but simply shot on sight.

    Officer: "Are you H4wTKat666?"
    H4wTKat666: "lolz yaeh y?"
    Officer: "Did you post this?"
    *lolz OMG u r a fag. tHeys is FAKE!11!oneone*
    H4wTKat666; "lolz yaeh"
    *Officer shoots H4wTKat666*


    I guess in afterthought, this could be in bad taste. Oh well.
  25. Re:You don't have an argument on Cell Phone Jamming on the Rise · · Score: 1

    The fact is that cell phones make contacting people in an emergency faster. As a result, if can and does save lives. The answer to how people managed without cell phones is pretty simple. Sometimes they died when they might not have had they been able to contact help more quickly.

    With man causing global warming, we should forbid the use of cell phones for this reason. Anything to stop global warming!

    Besides they'd probably just provide food for man-bear-pig.