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Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot?

AlpineR writes "Is there an opposite to absolute zero? An article from PBS's NOVA online explains several theories of the maximum possible temperature. Maybe it's the Planck temperature, 10^32 K, beyond which the known laws of physics break down. Or maybe just 10^30 K, the limit of some versions of string theory. If space is actually 11-dimensional then the maximum temperature could even be as low as 10^17 K, attainable by the Large Hadron Collider. Or maybe infinite temperature wraps around to negative temperature and absolute hot is the same as absolute cold."

388 comments

  1. Integer overflows by m50d · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what you get for writing a universe in C.

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    1. Re:Integer overflows by s1d · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I just can't imagine what would've happened if it was in VB.

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    2. Re:Integer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why c is so fast.

    3. Re:Integer overflows by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always thought it was written in lisp [url=http://xkcd.com/224/]until I learned otherwise[/url].

    4. Re:Integer overflows by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot uses HTML, not BBCode.

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    5. Re:Integer overflows by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Nope, C actually makes the overflow behavior for signed integers undefined. So blame God OS for putting efficiency ahead of security by not using a checked add instruction.

    6. Re:Integer overflows by mfnickster · · Score: 3, Funny

      God says: "I assumed you knew what you're doing. You have free will - you can make your integers overflow, even though you know it's a sin."

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    7. Re:Integer overflows by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Funny

      [fail]haha nooblet[/fail]

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    8. Re:Integer overflows by hlt32 · · Score: 1

      I hacked it together with perl. :x

      (http://xkcd.com/224)

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    9. Re:Integer overflows by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Funny

      and I assume that /dev/null are blackholes... /root is god. literally

      and I just want read/write access to /proc/kcore

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    10. Re:Integer overflows by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a sound argument for intelligent design. If temperature overflows, it means we were all programmed and god does, in fact, exist.

      The downside is he's a first year CS student.

      It would certainly explain a lot. The universe's expansion is just a memory leak and the big bang was simply POST. Black holes? Core dumps. I just worry what happens when he wedges the machine and has to reboot.

    11. Re:Integer overflows by AngryBacon · · Score: 1

      Then we get the second coming and those who are faithful get to be backed up onto an external drive and never perish.

    12. Re:Integer overflows by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Wrong language. The story is just r'tarded, nothing to see here.

    13. Re:Integer overflows by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Well if the Universe was intelligently designed, that means they use Linux, and we should be safe for quite a while.

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    14. Re:Integer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    15. Re:Integer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theoretically, /root is NOT god, since /root cannot destroy system files. Thus God is system. /root is the source of evil :)

    16. Re:Integer overflows by TehZorroness · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I remember I went through this problem when I was new. Ahh, that brings back memories.

    17. Re:Integer overflows by SineWave · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I thought it used SlashCode... ;-P

    18. Re:Integer overflows by cavebison · · Score: 2, Funny

      Black Holes imply Windows, not Linux.

    19. Re:Integer overflows by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      The sin is not so much the integer overflow itself, as the lack of documentation as to why you let it overflow, and the justification for the misplaced creativity.
      And the judge is not so much God as you yourself a few months hence, after the strange crash, when you're forced to traverse the little hell-pit you've left for yourself.

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    20. Re:Integer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is parent modded funny? And a +5 no less. The gp used BBCode in his post, and this guy simply explains why it didn't work. Oh yeah, that's a real knee-slapper there.

    21. Re:Integer overflows by rolando2424 · · Score: 1

      I always taught that god was a worker that gamed on the job.

      You see when you wake up in the morning and there is all that fog?
      That's god trying to fool his boss by appearing to be working, but to do that he has to reduce the Draw Distance of the game (imagine rendering the universe and all that's in it), so he can get some precious CPU Cycles.

      He just leave his game server on while working (I wonder who logins into the universe...)

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  2. Could be... by Meshach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would have never thought there was a speed limit for the universe before I read Einstein's special theory of relativity. Anything is possible.

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    1. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But no one has tied relativity to quantum mechanics yet. Therefore those speed limits only apply to a narrow vision of the universe. There are still lots of unknowns and it would not surprise me if there is something beyond a unified theory even.

    2. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Who says that that alleged "speed limit" is legitimate? After all The Special Theory of Relativity is only about 100 years old.

      And really I wouldn't be surprised if in 25-50 years physicists determined that the universe didn't have a speed limit at all.

    3. Re:Could be... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1, Troll

      Good you posted as anonymous, since everyone is going to be calling you a crackpot for daring to question the sacred cow of physics.

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    4. Re:Could be... by Fourier404 · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't the highest temperature be when the particles of the substance are moving at the speed of light? Find the largest element (that is, with the largest atomic mass), and find what it's temperature is when the particles are going at 3x10^11 m/s.

    5. Re:Could be... by Meshach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Special relativity will not ever be proved "wrong".

      Newton's Laws were developed they formed the foundation for the way the universe works. Einstein's work did not prove Newton's work wrong but showed certain cases where Newton's laws did not apply and explained them. Maybe someone will at some point find a situation where special relativity does not apply and will develop a new theory. Special relativity will still apply though, just not in certain circumstances.

      It not about "right" or "wrong" but each situation has its own parameters.

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    6. Re:Could be... by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      The whole question is stupid, temperature is determined by the average kinetic energy of a group of particles, relative to the observer. Since we don't even know what happens to time and space in the high energetic part of these situations, why would anyone state that you can integrate over it and calculate a temperature.

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    7. Re:Could be... by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      please to be returning your card.

      3x10^8!!!

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    8. Re:Could be... by Fourier404 · · Score: 1

      oh yea

    9. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You both miss the point - science works by disproving theories, not by proving them.

      Physicists would abandon the "sacred cow" in a minute if any experimental observations falsified it. So far none has.

    10. Re:Could be... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      speaking of that, wouldn't the top temperature be a particle vibrating back and forth at the speed of light? It can't vibrate faster and anything slower wouldn't be as hot. I mean come on, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out. Oh and wrapping around to absolute zero? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Obviously whoever thought that up watched the warp 10 episode of Voyager where they travel so fast that they're everywhere in the universe at once and technically not really moving.

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    11. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is full of dolts. Just because some geek likes Lunix / hates MS, doesnt mean they are qualified to understand quantum physics. Different ballpark.

    12. Re:Could be... by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      Obviously whoever thought that up watched the warp 10 episode of Voyager where they travel so fast that they're everywhere in the universe at once and technically not really moving. I had almost forgotten about it. Please don't ever mentioned that episode again.
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    13. Re:Could be... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would have never thought there was a speed limit for the universe before I read Einstein's special theory of relativity.

      Which should not be confused with Einstien's "special" theory of relativity, which states that no matter who you are, all your relatives seem like retards.

      -mcgrew

      (Einstien would never be confused with Einstein, would he? Except maybe by one of your relatives...)

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    14. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just don't even try to falsify global warming theories.

      Then you get called "unscientific".

      Go figure...

    15. Re:Could be... by smenor · · Score: 1

      no one has tied relativity to quantum mechanics yet

      Just a small point of clarification - no one has tied General relativity to quantum mechanics yet (and even that's not strictly speaking true).

      Quantum field theory ties quantum mechanics to special relativity. It's part of the Standard Model and is very well understood and accurately predicts experimental measurements with absurdly good precision.

    16. Re:Could be... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      lol I almost didn't want to mention it myself. No matter how you stretch it there is absolutely no remote scientific reason that traveling at warp 10 could cause you to mutate/evolve quickly. It doesn't make any sense! GRRRRR!

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    17. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's because we're all still waiting for YOUR theory.

    18. Re:Could be... by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, you get called unscientific if you start from a conclusion and then look for the data to back it up. Just like the ID folks.

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    19. Re:Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al Gore... is that you posting on /.?

    20. Re:Could be... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I hope you realize that 90% of the episodes of Voyager didn't make (scientific) sense and/or could have seen them home if they had dealt with the situation another way (in particular the first episode)...

      That said, I loved that show :D

    21. Re:Could be... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      I hope you realize that 90% of the episodes of Voyager didn't make (scientific) sense

      On the contrary. The two fundamental truths exposed in Voyager are:

      1. The people in charge don't understand science.
      2. No matter how much grief it would save them, people don't make backups (or can't, because of DRM).
    22. Re:Could be... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      We should make a new moderation... "+2 (Funny *and* Insightful)". Sometimes it's hard to choose... but I don't have mod points, and if I did it'd erase my own comments, so... blah. I give it to you in spirit ;)

    23. Re:Could be... by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution is for Slashcode to show the total mod points for a post, followed by *all* the reasons for various mods.

      For example:
      (Score:5, Funny, Insightful)
      (Score:-1, Offtopic, Flamebait)

      But I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for that feature!

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    24. Re:Could be... by AxelBoldt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      wouldn't the top temperature be a particle vibrating back and forth at the speed of light?

      Yes, but according to the formulas of special relativity, if an object with positive mass reaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy becomes infinite. The old formula E=1/2 m v^2 for the kinetic energy is not valid anymore when v gets close to the speed of light.

    25. Re:Could be... by AxelBoldt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wouldn't the highest temperature be when the particles of the substance are moving at the speed of light?

      Yes, but according to the formulas of special relativity, if an object with positive mass reaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy becomes infinite. The old formula E=1/2 m v^2 for the kinetic energy is not valid anymore when v gets close to the speed of light.

  3. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    > "Or maybe infinite temperature wraps around to negative temperature and absolute hot is the same as absolute cold."

    Or maybe the universe is a snake eating its own tail!

    Or maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt.

    1. Re:Sure by WombatDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you've hit on something with the snake idea.

      Anyway, it's a little-known fact that 'absolute hot' is 39.6 degrees celsius (about 103.3 degrees fahrenheit). Any observation indicating a higher temperature is simply due to malfunctioning apparatus or experimental error.

    2. Re:Sure by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      No way.

      Clearly, it's turtles all the way down.
      =Smidge=

    3. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a snake, a giant piece of spaghetti. String theory supports this if the strings are tiny pieces of pasta too.

    4. Re:Sure by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      > Anyway, it's a little-known fact that 'absolute hot' is 39.6 degrees celsius (about 103.3 degrees fahrenheit).

      Indeed, this hypothesis is easily testable. On any given day when the temperature is 39.6 c, just go up and ask people.

      "Hot enough for you?"

      They will answer "Absolutely!"

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    5. Re:Sure by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I hope there's no connection between those two.

    6. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I hope there's no connection between those two.

      The universe is a monkey flinging its own poo..?

    7. Re:Sure by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

      If 103.3 is absolute hot (meaning nothing higher is possible) then why do brains start to boil at 105 while, 103.2 is considered to be just a very high temp? 105 is just the number I remember the doc telling me when we took my son in for a seizure he had when holding a steady 103.1 temp, I've never really looked into so this could be completely wrong. I do know, however, that I've been hospitalized for temps higher than 103.3

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    8. Re:Sure by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      ...whoosh! (I was implying "absolute hot" is the temperature at which 100% of people will agree that it's hot)

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    9. Re:Sure by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      "Or maybe the universe is a snake eating its own tail!"

      nonono, you don't understand at all. You see, the universe is like a giant loaf of bread.
      http://www.amazon.com/NOVA-Universe-Michael-B-Green/dp/B0000ZG0TA/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i/102-0161043-9516150

    10. Re:Sure by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      "Or maybe infinite temperature wraps around to negative temperature and absolute hot is the same as absolute cold."

      As to the wraparound thing, I often wondered in various drug-induced fits of "special" consiousness (before Reagan fucked everything up for us former stoners) about space and time.

      If spacetime is curved, couldn't it curve around to meet itself? If so, could what is expanding the speed of cosmic expansion be the incredible gravity well of the promordial proto-universe that exploded in the "big bang" to become the present day universe?

      If that were so, everything is wrapping around to the beginning, so whether or not expansion stops and eventually contracts, the "big crunch" that happened before the big bang hasn't happened yet, because 13+ billion years in the past is actually n years in the future.

      I also wonder if monkeys will fly out of the parent poster's butt, or if they indeed already have.

      Oh yeah, speaking of buttmonkeys, today's journal is a Paxil Diary Christmas Story titled The Angel's Mother - Chris at Christmas. Not that it's on topic or anything, but since it seems the insane are all posting today...

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    11. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it that you've never been to Phoenix.

    12. Re:Sure by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. While 103 is definitely way too hot, 115is noticeably worse.

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    13. Re:Sure by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, yes, I've been to Phoenix - though I'm from Minnesota, where 103 is "absolutely" hot, it might not seem that way to visitors from Arizona!

      The first time I was in Phoenix was in January, when it was a very nice 74. The second time, I had a 3-hour layover at Sky Harbor in July. I decided to take a walk around the airport. I got about 50 steps out the door, turned around, and went back inside! :)

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    14. Re:Sure by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      The Universe is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

    15. Re:Sure by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

      Not sure were this is coming form...maybe I replied to you instead of the person that you replied to, but my rant wasn't directed towards you.

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    16. Re:Sure by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      I don't know - you replied to my post, but maybe you meant to reply to WombatDeath?

      Either way, you still appear to be giving a serious reply to a joke comment! :)

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    17. Re:Sure by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      If you put enough energy together wouldn't it just turn into matter?

    18. Re:Sure by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      The absolute heat is Farenheit 10^32; the temperature the universe starts burning.

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    19. Re:Sure by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

      by mfnickster

      you still appear to be giving a serious reply to a joke comment! :)

      Jokes are funny, and what is funny to most may not be funny to all. Case in point. Wombat said something you may have thought was funny, I did not. So I poked fun at him in a way I thought was funny

      by WombatDeath

      Anyway, it's a little-known fact that 'absolute hot' is 39.6 degrees celsius (about 103.3 degrees fahrenheit). Any observation indicating a higher temperature is simply due to malfunctioning apparatus or experimental error.

      by HouseArrest420

      If 103.3 is absolute hot (meaning nothing higher is possible) then why do brains start to boil at 105 while, 103.2 is considered to be just a very high temp? 105 is just the number I remember the doc telling me when we took my son in for a seizure he had when holding a steady 103.1 temp, I've never really looked into so this could be completely wrong. I do know, however, that I've been hospitalized for temps higher than 103.3

      So what I mistakenly responded to you? I already made amends for that.

      Matter of fact you chose your own way to poke your own fun in. After all didn't you just say:

      by mfnickster

      Either way, you still appear to be giving a serious reply to a joke comment! :)

      So your comment was a joke as well. Absolutely!!!! Just not as funny to me as it was to you. Posts are not always what they seem eh?

      by mfnickster

      ...whoosh! (I was implying "absolute hot" is the temperature at which 100% of people will agree that it's hot)

      ROFL. After it's broken down, how can this not be funny? woosh? I got your joke. I just hadn't read it until you posted the reply that started this. Thank you for trying to explain something so simple for me though. I always meant to go back and get my ejumakasun.
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    20. Re:Sure by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm not attacking you personally - it just seems logical that when you give a serious reply to a facetious post, that the joke went over your head. You gave no indication otherwise, so maybe next time include some kind of disclaimer like "I know you're kidding, but on a more serious note..."

      FWIW, I didn't see your post as a "rant", just more like an interesting observation. Why bother to refute a point that you don't seriously believe the parent is making?

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    21. Re:Sure by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1
      sorry for the late response, been away for awhile. Why bother responding to a post I know is meant as a joke? Because my refuting it was done in a joking way. I already thought we've made that clear. Even if we hadn't....and it wasn't done in a joking way, I did it because I wanted to...so that question was probably asked in the wrong way....because I could ask you the same question with you giving the same answer, even though we're (obviously) talking about two different things.

      you not seeing my post as "rant", but as an interesting observation is the point I was going for when I told you posts aren't always as them seem. Because the post was neither what you "didn't see it as", nor was it what you saw it as. Unless interesting observation is another way of wording 'a joke that went over my head'..or 'a joke I didn't think was a joke'. Whoosh.

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  4. Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, and it's my wife's sister. I love the holidays!

    1. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you know, the AC made me smile. :-)

    2. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hit her in the shitter

    3. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Wicko · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here, ladies and gentleman, is an excellent use of AC. Avoid death by wife! Although now you've ruled out any possibility of a threesome.

    4. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TOGTFO!

    5. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as they say on digg, "pics or it didn't happen!". . .

    6. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My niece Kristen. WOW!!!!

    7. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Although now you've ruled out any possibility of a threesome.

      He has but I haven't. I have high hopes for tonight!

      PS- I'm going to get one of those "I'm with stupid" t-shirts, only the arrow is going to point down.

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    8. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avoid death by wife! Although now you've ruled out any possibility of a threesome.
      I don't think there was much chance of either happening, really. I mean, a Slashdot reader claiming to have spoken to a girl, let alone married one? What are the chances that this is one of the 17 or so people who could post that here and not actually be lying?
    9. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      He's posting on Slashdot. THAT rules out the possibility of a threesome.

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    10. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by PoetDemise · · Score: 0

      No no, see this is when you turn the heat on HIGH so the wife's sister is more inclined to wear less. But the less she wears, the hotter it gets. So did we just find a new Absolute hot in that?

    11. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by rasputin465 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although now you've ruled out any possibility of a threesome.

      Not necessarily. No one said his wife had to be involved in the threesome ;-)

    12. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily. No one said his wife had to be involved in the threesome ;-)

      Tehnically, no one explicitly said HE had to be involved either.;) I hope his hot sister-in-law doesn't have a hot boyfriend!

    13. Re:Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you're both wrong. It was the wife's idea.

  5. Your question is simple.. by Brian+Lewis · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the answer is much, much simpler.

    42.

    1. Re:Your question is simple.. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Actally, that's the correct answer. The highest possible temperature is 42 Strumbottoms, with 1 Strumbottom being defined as 1/42th of the highest possible temperature.

      It's trivial, really.

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  6. Yes, there is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    McDonald's coffee?

    1. Re:Yes, there is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Megan Fox?

  7. Absolute hot? by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 5, Funny

    Margaret Thatcher. Covered in whipped cream. (apologies to anyone who was planning to close their eyes in the near future)

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    1. Re:Absolute hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who are you, and why are you ALIVE

    2. Re:Absolute hot? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with what he said? You don't find POWER sexy?

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    3. Re:Absolute hot? by Nikker · · Score: 1

      That my friend is an extreme that only few would be willing to take on. Wheres Tripple X when you need him?

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    4. Re:Absolute hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, she WAS kind of hot when she was younger. A lot younger.

    5. Re:Absolute hot? by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      Well, that's my Christmas fucked.

      And things were going so well. Why'd ya have to go and drop the T-bomb?!?!

    6. Re:Absolute hot? by rasputin465 · · Score: 1

      A loop, by its nature, continues. If that didn't make sense, start reading this sentence again.

      Pete and re'Pete were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off, who is left?

    7. Re:Absolute hot? by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

      I guess we know what to expect for the next shock site. It deals damage whether you look at it or look away from it.

    8. Re:Absolute hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing it's a good thing that I don't know who Margaret Thatcher is then.

  8. No, it was writting in Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Black holes are garbage collection.

    1. Re:No, it was writting in Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is hawking radiation the garbage collector running finalise() for planets / etc then?

    2. Re:No, it was writting in Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I didn't know Sun had a British distribution of Java.

    3. Re:No, it was writting in Java by m50d · · Score: 1

      That would explain why it's taken 15 billion years to do anything useful

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  9. Temperature definition by BlueParrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have to wonder about the definition of temperature at such high energies. I would think it would be difficult to envisage a situation where you have anything resembling a Maxwell-Boltsman distribution at 10^33 K, so just what is meant with temperature in this case?

    1. Re:Temperature definition by explosivejared · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maxwell-Boltzman probably wouldn't apply anyways, because at >10^32 K it would be pretty hard to be in thermal equilibrium. As for your question... maybe I just don't understand the physics enough, but wouldn't temperature still be defined as the average of atomic vibration, in this case the very large atomic vibrations.

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    2. Re:Temperature definition by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      But where are the atoms at this... energy density ?

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    3. Re:Temperature definition by fermion · · Score: 3, Informative
      Most of us have difficulty differentiating heat and temperature. I am not even going to try to come up with a simple definition here. But, as the referred transcript states, if you have a very thin gas, temperature does, in some way, relate directly to motion. Therefore, absolute zero is approximately defined as the point where the atom in gas, where the atoms do not hit each other often, would stop moving. At present, I know of now peer review paper reporting 0 K reached, though some groups have come very close.

      So the question of maximum temperature is not so silly. There are a number of ways to approach it from various definitions. If we have a few atoms in a large space, then perhaps we can drive those atoms to the speed of light, but no further. If we think of it thermodynamically, as Dr. Lienhard suggests, then we can ask is there an limit to the heat that can be driven between two systems. Such a limit would suggest a maximum temperature if we assume newtons law of cooling, which is itself is approximate, can be applied a large temperature differences, which it probably cannot.

      In any case, nature, at least we way that science approaches it, appears to abhor vacuums and black holes, both of which seem to exist, but don't seem to make sense. The question is apt as we have seem that assuming infinities do us little good.

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    4. Re:Temperature definition by Tmack · · Score: 1

      ... wouldn't temperature still be defined as the average of atomic vibration, in this case the very large atomic vibrations.

      My guess would be that absolute hot is when the vibrations reach a point where either the vibrations shake the atoms and protons/neutrons/electrons and maybe even quarks apart (inertial forces greater than the internal forces of the particles/quarks/whatever), or they stop vibrating because the vibrations turned into pure linear motion in the same vector by all particles simultaneously at a velocity of c resulting in infinite volume, much like absolute zero is the lack of vibration, and thus lack of volume. Since absolute 0 is the limit as velocity of vibrations->0, absolute HOT must be limit as velocity of vibrations->Vmax, where max velocity is c.

      But then again, IANAP, and this is /., and no I did not RTFA ;)

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    5. Re:Temperature definition by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have to wonder about the definition of temperature at such high energies. I would think it would be difficult to envisage a situation where you have anything resembling a Maxwell-Boltsman distribution at 10^33 K, so just what is meant with temperature in this case?

      If you're referring to exp(-B/kT), then the high temperature will swamp the B (activation energy), meaning that all states will be effectively uniformly populated. So at infinity, I believe a Botzmann distribution ends up as pretty much a uniform distribution.

    6. Re:Temperature definition by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Interesting theory, but you neglect the issue of acceleration. Using your theory, I think it would be the limit as velocity of vibrations approaches c, and the time between maxima and minima of vibrations (think left and right edges in a two-dimensional simplification) is non-zero, but approaching zero. I'm not sure how well this would work, as it would require a minimum unit of delta t for an "absolute hot" to exist.

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    7. Re:Temperature definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so just what is meant with temperature in this case?

      The exact same thing that is meant with temperature in any other case, namely temperature is the partial differential of internal energy with respect to entropy.

      It is also interesting to work at negative temperatures, in systems such as lasers. A cute thermodynamics problem is to analyze two bodies at different negative temperatures, and see which way the heat flows. From this you find the factor Beta (inverse temperature scaled by Boltzmann constant, defined as such in nearly all thermodynamics and statistical mechanics texts) to be the useful factor for measuring temperature, as heat flows from low beta to high beta systems.

      Infinite temperatures correspond to zero beta, so the research in question is really how small can beta effectively be. Of course beta is ultimately defined as the Lagrange multiplier for energy equilibrium, which becomes the partial differential of the log of the number of states of the system with respect to the energy. And this factor beta is the quantity that approaches equilibrium when two bodies can exchange energy (and thus change their number of available macrostates to maximize entropy).

    8. Re:Temperature definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like "absolute hot" would be what you get on the inside of a singularity.

    9. Re:Temperature definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost me at "thing".

    10. Re:Temperature definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At that temperature it is quark soup not atoms. But anyways vibration/rotation are just ways for an atom to store energy. So the question of what is the hottest temperature can actually be defined as what configuration of particles would store the most energy. Most people would say all particles randomly going at close to c as possible given the definition of hotness/temperature as KE of the system.

      However this configuration doesn't take into account that we have other places we can sink energy and thereby make the object 'hotter'. Personally I think at the maximum temperature you will have all the particles in the system get extremely close to one another and have a well defined position relative to one another much like that of a crystal structure. All the energy of the system would essentially be in potential energy and would look like absolute zero if we stuck ourselves in the reference frame of the crystal(personally I am assuming that the crystal will probably be rotating )

    11. Re:Temperature definition by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      "I don't know, professor, the thermometer melted!"

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    12. Re:Temperature definition by oscartheduck · · Score: 1

      I asked a physicist about this once. He told me that no one will ever reach absolute zero because at that point both velocity and direction would be known and that violates Heisenburg.

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    13. Re:Temperature definition by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      There is no such limit. An extremely diffuse medium could have particles, not vibratiing, but randomly zipping around at relativistic velocities, even velocities where their individual mass-energy is quite grotesque and comes exceedingly, exceedingly close to C.

      There are other, more practical limits, such as when such an energy laden particle fragments into quantum spew too rapidly to be measuered or when the mere existence of a few such particules destroys the solar systems in which the measuring equipment resides.

    14. Re:Temperature definition by PerlGuru · · Score: 1

      Duh it's the same as it always is, the measure of the random molecular energy... MARMKE!

    15. Re:Temperature definition by PerlGuru · · Score: 1

      Turns out mnemonic devices are useless if you ignore them. It's the average random molecular kinetic energy.

    16. Re:Temperature definition by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

      Now write 100 times:

      • Heisenberg
      • Hindenburg

      I don't know how often I read Slashdot postings confusing "berg" (mountain) and "burg" (castle).

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    17. Re:Temperature definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At present, I know of now peer review paper reporting 0 K reached, though some groups have come very close.

      It isn't possible to reach absolute zero. If a particle reaches absolute zero then it stops moving. If it stops moving you know its exact position and velocity (v=0.0). This violates the (Heisenburg) uncertainty principle which states you are only allowed to know either position or velocity at one time but not both.

  10. Temperaturee and velocity by 0b1knob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Temperature is directly related to the velocity of the atoms in a gas or plasma. Since the speed of light cannot be exceeded then there must be a maximum temperature.

    1. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by legoman666 · · Score: 1

      but if the speed of light can be modified, how can the maximum temperature change also?

    2. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      The speed of light cannot be exceeded, but matter never reaches it. You can always add more and more acceleration to matter, which ends up increasing the velocity smaller and smaller amounts, and the relative mass of the matter more and more. Somehow I think that a mole of atoms going .99999 c and massing (say) a baseball bat each would evaluate as less hot than one mole of the same type of atoms going .999999999999 c and massing a battleship each. Not that atoms per se would exist as such if two of them ever collided at those energies.

    3. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      While there is a limit on the maximum velocity the particles can obtain, the temperature actually depends on the kinetic energy of the particles which does not (so far as anyone knows) have a limit. This is because the mass of the particles increases as they are accelerated to the speed of light. The explanation of maximum temperature in terms of the speed of light sounds nice at first and it was one of the first things I thought of but the physics doesn't really work like that.

    4. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the post you are replying to??

      'Why have you been modded "insightful"?' is probably a better question...

    5. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have missed the point of the parent: mass is also directly related to velocity. Temperature is actually a measure of energy, not velocity, and the energy of a particle is affected by both its mass and velocity.

      This means that as a particle increases in velocity infinitely (because it can never reach C), it will also increase in mass infinitely. If said particle where to hit C, it would have an infinite mass, and thus an infinite energy since it has a non-zero velocity. This gives you an infinite temperature.

      If the upper limit on your temperature is infinite, I would say there is no limit. I am not a physicist, however, just an engineer. I know some QM, but I have to admit that analysis is strictly basic special relativity stuff.

    6. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Actually, if I remember correctly, temperature is proportional to the average kinetic energy of the atoms/molecules (in a gas). So even though the atoms can't exceed the speed of light, you can keep pumping energy into them as much as you want.

    7. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Temperature is actually a measure of energy
      A 5 kilo block of iron has more (thermal) energy than a 1 kilo block at the same temperature. Therefore, they must be at different temperatures?

      Likewise a denser gas would have a higher temperature than a less dense one. I don't see where the density appears in PV/nR = T.
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    8. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by asCii88 · · Score: 0

      But nobody said SOL could be modified.

    9. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      the heavier gas has slower moving molecules than the lighter one. as you approach C the gas gets denser... figure it out

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    10. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1

      IANAP* but IIRC the speed of light (SOL) is referred to as "lightspeed"... *IAmNotAPhysicist

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    11. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by budgenator · · Score: 1

      actauly that doesn't mean that there is an absolute temperature, but there is a temperature that can never be achieved, there is a point where it'll take tremendous amount of energy to increase temperature increasingly minute amounts.

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    12. Re:Temperaturee and velocity by SEMW · · Score: 1

      A 5 kilo block of iron has more (thermal) energy than a 1 kilo block at the same temperature. Therefore, they must be at different temperatures? Likewise a denser gas would have a higher temperature than a less dense one Nitpicker. Temperature is the average energy per particle (per degree of freedom), not the total energy of the entire system; as you could have worked out yourself.
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  11. Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by bchernicoff · · Score: 4, Funny

    DUH!

    1. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was about to mod you Off-Topic but it's the day before Christmas so I'll post my own off-topic message instead.

    2. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      God bless us all, every one!

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    3. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by bchernicoff · · Score: 1

      One-liners based on taking an alternative interpretation of the headline are not really off-topic and are as /. as apple pie isn't! Ha! :-)

    4. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      It's a Festivus Miracle!

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    5. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You, who didn't get the "hot" reference, remind me of an old joke. A guy is walking down the sidewalk and a frog speaks to him. "Help! I'm really a beautiful princess who's been put under a spell by an evil witch! If you kiss me I'll become the beautiful princess and I'll marry you!"

      The fellow says "wow", picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.

      "Hey!" says the frog, "didn't you hear me? I'm a beautiful princess under a spell!"

      "I heard you."

      "Then why don't you kiss me?"

      "I'm gay," he says, "I don't care about girls, but a talking frog is uber-kewl!"

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    6. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      "Festivus"? Isn't that a spell from the Harry Potter novels? I think it summons confetti...

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    7. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      No, no, Pamela Jones! Mysterious, brainy, and probably whipping up a special dungeon visit for Darl McBride right now as a Christmas present.

      (Forgive the off-topic post, please, but let's keep our /. hot babe priorities straight.)

    8. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      See that thing whooshing over your head? It's a Seinfeld reference.

    9. Re:Yeah, her name is Jessica Alba! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't know about any of thaz. I try to stay away from sitcoms. I've been clean for quite some time now and I'm not going to risk a relapse.

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  12. Different beast methinks by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While it may well be that there is a maximum "energy density" for a particular space, it would not really be a true opposite to absolute zero. Absolute zero represents complete cessation of motion... a true opposite would be infinite motion (obviously not infinite velocity). Also, it seems quite possible that whatever upper limit exists at one particular time in one particular space may differ from another... either varying as the universe ages, with whatever gravitational field may exist locally, or at the very least in different universes that may exist. As such, while absolute zero is just that... absolute (in that no heat is no heat under all conceivable reference points), "absolute heat" almost certainly does not uniformly exist. I suppose another way to say is that if you plug absolute zero in as the value in a mathematical calculation, you will always get the same result, but there is no one value "absolute heat" corresponding, which can closely approach actually existing in our universe.

    1. Re:Different beast methinks by Kwiik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your logic is flawed

      If the question was to ask for the opposite of "cessation of motion", you may be right

      However, asking for the opposite of absolute zero is not asking for the opposite of the results of absolute zero. The defining attribute is that absolute zero is the lowest amount of heat possible, therefore to reverse this we are looking for the "opposite of lowest" amount of heat possible, or the lowest amount of "opposite of heat" possible, both are the same thing, and that's what this article is talking about.

      Of course, if you instead define absolute zero as -273.15 C then you might define the opposite of absolute zero as +273.15 C, but if you decide to do that, you're stupid.

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    2. Re:Different beast methinks by lilomar · · Score: 0

      Well, that last theory might just have something to it if the postulation in TFS is right about the temperature wrapping at the absolute temperature.
      If absolute cold == 0k, and absolute heat == -(absolute cold), then
      absolute heat == -(0k).

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    3. Re:Different beast methinks by teslar · · Score: 1

      As such, while absolute zero is just that... absolute (in that no heat is no heat under all conceivable reference points), "absolute heat" almost certainly does not uniformly exist
      Yeah, agreed, but this is just semantics. It'd be more correct I think to talk of the 'highest possible' temperature as opposed to the "absolute" hot. And I see no reason why that should not exist - no infinity in this Universe ;)
    4. Re:Different beast methinks by cnettel · · Score: 1

      There is a theoretical possibility of negative temperatures (states where you see a higher population in more energetic states, despite their multiplicity). In this specific context, it should be noted that infinite positive and infinite negative temperature will be asymptotically identical, i.e. uniform distributions. It's all about Beta being a more natural metric than T.

    5. Re:Different beast methinks by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Is it too difficult to envision something where there is a saturation rate as far as heat is concerned and an absolute temperature would be the boundary between the ability to store energy (in heat) and where something becomes energy in itself.

      I have nothing to back that up but heat is basically a form of energy, given the atomic makeup of everything, could heat turn something into pure energy or more aptly, break down the atomic structure to a point that we see it as pure energy. therefore, at an absolute tempurature, we would cease to recognize the element and instead it would be simple energy waiting to have it's effect on something else. Or am I completely lost on this?

    6. Re:Different beast methinks by jbengt · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Absolute zero represents complete cessation of motion

      No, absolute zero represents the minimum energy state possible for the system being considered. For an ideal gas that would be a complete cessation of motion but not so for a real system.

      Presumably, the highest temperature possible would represent the maximum energy state possible for the system being considered. What that might be is unknown, especially unknown to me, but presumably would not have to be infinite.

      A nitpick, heat is not measured by temperature, the definition of heat implies movement from on body to another, and temperature measures the potential for that movement. If it's not moving, it's not heat. Temperature measures thermal energy, i.e. the energy of the kinetic energies of the particles plus the latent energy of phase changes.

    7. Re:Different beast methinks by rcw-home · · Score: 1

      For an ideal gas that would be a complete cessation of motion

      Err, then it's not a gas.

    8. Re:Different beast methinks by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that it is plausible that there is absolute heat. As you indicated zero is tha absence of motion; But we already know that there is an absolute limit to speed -- the speed of light. Thermodynamics always refers to heat within a system. That is to say that the heat being measured is always within a specified area. The Big Bang implies that infinite density is possible but the speed of light is still a limitation at least up to that point.

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    9. Re:Different beast methinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolute Hot: It is impossible to determine... and pointless to try...
      As mentioned in the previous comment, temperature is a measure of the kinetic (or vibrational) energy of atoms (or molecules). When you reduce the temperature things slow down and eventually condense into a single quantum state (Bose-Einstein condensation, verified like 30 years after Einstein passed away); but when you increase the temperature of a gas it becomes a plasma (electrons are vibrating so fast they start stripping away from their orbitals in atoms/molecules) and just burns continuously like the sun... but if we actually tried an experiment like this on earth it would ignite the atmosphere and turn us into a giant ball of (instantaneous?) flame immediately anyway... so who really cares if there is an 'absolute hot'???

      Conventional thermodynamics and chemical reaction theory operates on the principle that there is no upper limit to temperature (e.g., Arrhenius relationship).

    10. Re:Different beast methinks by jamesswift · · Score: 1

      "Absolute zero represents complete cessation of motion" afaik absolute zero represents the minimum possible motion but it is not motionless. this is implied by Heisenberg uncertainty principle. if it had no motion at all both position and momentum could be known.

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    11. Re:Different beast methinks by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly my point. I am saying that while absolute zero is exactly that, absolute, the "highest possible temperature" may differ with location and time (for instance, the age of the universe at the point being considered), and thus, there is probably not a meaningful "absolute heat" opposing absolute zero. Moreover I think that in any other brane (not a word I'd usually pick but it seems popular choice for another universe) that had the equivalent of motion and heat, absolute zero will always be the same, corresponding to no kinetic energy* in the system, whereas we would expect possibly different highest possible temperatures in different branes. Hence again... not "absolute heat".

      * really folks... we're having a casual discussion here. Using the words "no motion" is really not a plenty fine placeholder for more technically correct terminology in a non techni... oh wait, this is Slashdot

  13. Melissa is Absolutely Hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a news reader in France named Melissa that would qualify as "Absolute Hot" //sorry, I thought this was Fark

    1. Re:Melissa is Absolutely Hot by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Melissa Theuriau.

      /got nothing

    2. Re:Melissa is Absolutely Hot by Golden+Section · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think YouTube is becoming a rather complete news archive because of her.

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    3. Re:Melissa is Absolutely Hot by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You haven't met Amy.

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  14. Speed by Chairboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Absolute zero is when all atomic motion ceases, right? The effective speed limit of the universe is the speed of light, so I'd assume absolute hot would be when when the atoms are traveling near or at the speed of light. Because mass cannot actually reach the speed of light, nothing can actually reach the absolute hot.

    Or is that super mega crazy talk?

    1. Re:Speed by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope.

      Temperature depends on particles _energy_. At low temperature particle energy is calculated as E=m*v^2/2, but if you start to get closer to the light speed then the _MASS_ of a particle will grow. So you can get arbitrarily large energy as you approach the "c" limit.

    2. Re:Speed by jdray · · Score: 1

      For my layman's knowledge of physics, that's the best answer I've read yet.

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    3. Re:Speed by Token_Internet_Girl · · Score: 1

      To expound upon that idea:

      I would think that matter would be able to get infinitely close to the speed of light. But not actually on it. Now imagine subatomic particles that grey the line between matter and energy. How hot could that get? Could you measure that in heat still, and would it vibrate in the same way?

      It's enough thinking to ruin your morning coffee.

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    4. Re:Speed by BlueParrot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Temperature is defined in terms of the energy, not speed. At high velocities the mass of particles grow with their speed as per Einstein's theory, so even thou the top speed is limited, energy is in fact not. As a particle's speed aproaches the speed of light its energy diverges. This is in fact WHY you can't accelerate particles to the speed of light. As you get closer to C the particle mass starts growing rapidly so larger and larger amounts of energy is needed for smaller and smaller increments in speed. Thus you can't accelerate a particle to C using only a finite amount of energy. This effectively means that realitivity doesn't limit temperature. There may of course be other limits involved.

    5. Re:Speed by tulcod · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So there is a maximum speed of any object at c. Though, when approaching c, your mass increases and theoretically, your mass will eventually become infinite, which also means the amount of energy goes to infinite. Infinite energy means infinite temperature.

      All this, of course, is purely theoretical and can never be accomplished because it's hard to accelerate any particle infinitely. But according to relativistic physics, an infinite temperature can exist.

      Now, I'm not proficient with QED or M-theories, but I have read a little bit about it. According to the M-theory, there are points at which the world formed like we know it, but this was, afaik, purely the chemical world and not physics itself. Physics are always true, according to laws of physics. So if physics are coherent and complete, the laws of physics can't be stopped by simply a high temperature. Please recall that temperature consists of moving and bouncing particles, nothing more. I don't see how a moving particle would demolish physical laws.

      The only reason for an absolute temperature as far as I know is the practical limit.

    6. Re:Speed by JambisJubilee · · Score: 1

      I like to remember temperature as 1/T=dS/dE (T=temperature, S=entropy, E=energy). So you can view absolute zero as a situation with no energy. Since the lowest energy state of a quantum system is always nonzero, this can't exist. Remember, electrons don't move around an atom. That doesn't make any sense.

      As for absolute hot, if you use this temperature definition then it would exist as the maximum entropy available in a certain region.

    7. Re:Speed by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Thus you can't accelerate a particle to C using only a finite amount of energy And there is an infinite amount of energy in the universe?
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    8. Re:Speed by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Is it the speed that the particles travel that dictates their temperature or the rate at which the paricles vibrate?

      I remember that you can increase the temperature of a gas by increasing the pressure on it. It's sort of like if you take one of those super bouncy balls and drop it straight down and let it bounce up and down a while. If you slowly lower your hand on top of the ball so that it bounces off of your hand to the floor, the ball will bounce faster and faster as your hand goes down. Even though it looks like the ball is moving faster, its velocity never increases. It just changes how quickly it switches from the top of the bounce to the bottom.

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    9. Re:Speed by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Interesting

      >All this, of course, is purely theoretical and can never be accomplished because it's hard to accelerate any particle infinitely. But according to relativistic physics, an infinite temperature can exist.

      No, relativity requires the application of infinite energy to reach the infinite temperature, just like classic mechanics. For this very reason it's impossible to reach it - you don't have the source of infinite energy in our Universe (probably).

      However, quantum mechanics has _another_ theoretical limit. I don't really know its precise reason, but this 'handwaving' argument holds: imagine that you have a particle with VERY large speed. The mass of this particle can be large enough to create a black hole. And it will immediately start to lose mass due to Hawking radiation, which will be directed along the path of the black hole (due to relativistic focusing) in the opposite direction (it'll look like black hole with retrorockets).

      So it's not possible to reach the infinite speed because our Universe seems to have the _maximum_ allowed finite speed.

    10. Re:Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush seems to think there is an infinite amount of oil in the world.

    11. Re:Speed by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Since temperature is a measure of the average energy of the particles in a system, I think we can define an absolute temperature of a system at given volume.

      As particles increase in speed, they increase in mass as well. If kept within a constant volume, that mass will eventually be dense enough to form an event horizon around itself. Now as the energy of the particles continues to increase you will get a proportional increase in the radius of the event horizon, and therefore the effective volume of the system.

      Now I don't have all the numbers and equations, but it seems to me that the "absolute temperature" of a volume of space would be equal to the amount of energy required to create an event horizon of that size.

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    12. Re:Speed by tulcod · · Score: 0

      Read my whole post before you make any conclusions, I DID mention the practical limit ;)

      But the bigger the black hole, the smaller the hawking radiation, right? So as long as you simply keep increasing the temperature, this is not a problem.

    13. Re:Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At zero Kelvin there is still motion of atoms in a molecule. It's called zero point energy and it accounts for the vibration of the atoms in a molecule. This is a quantum effect and it CANNOT be stopped. If you could have an atom with v=0, you would be able to violate the Heinseberg principle: wouldnt that be lovely ?

    14. Re:Speed by 3.1415926535 · · Score: 1

      Wait, does this mean that relativity predicts that objects are black holes in reference frames that are going fast enough and not in others? Crazy!

    15. Re:Speed by davidknippers · · Score: 1

      Temperature's relationship with motion and energy of particles, as described by the equipartition theorem, does not define temperature. Negative absolute temperature can exist in systems with a finite number of states. For example, laser action is achieved by a population inversion; parts more than fifty percent of the system is in an excited state. Based upon the entropic definition of temperature, lasers have negative absolute temperature. Statistical thermodynamics makes temperature definitions very messy, as negative absolute temperatures are 'hotter' than infinite kelvin.

    16. Re:Speed by anza · · Score: 1

      You can't create a black hole by increasing a particles velocity. There's a large difference between mass (that what makes a black hole) and relativistic mass (what you're describing). Relativistic mass is a misnomer, because you aren't actually changing the mass of the object. Now, remember that one of the main principles of special relativity is that all laws of physics are the same in all reference frames. Imagine a situation with a particle going with a extremely large velocity in one reference frame. If your statement was true and this velocity was large enough, then a black hole would emerge from this particle. Now, lets move to the rest frame of the particle. Since there's no velocity, it sees the same mass that it was when it was at rest, so there's no black hole. Black hole = no black hole? Contradiction. You can't have both, and thus the original idea must be wrong.

    17. Re:Speed by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Light moves with the same speed in all reference frames, the extremely-fast-moving object will behave in _almost_ the same way - it will move with the same speed in almost all reference frames.

      I don't think there's a paradox, but it's an interesting point.

    18. Re:Speed by Skrynkelberg · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for plausible explanation.

    19. Re:Speed by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      So? If we move into the reference frame of the moving particle then we'll see that no light can escape the particle:
      1) Photons can move almost only in the direction of particle (because of relativistic focusing).
      2) Photons can't escape the meager gravity pull of the particle because they are horribly red-shifted.
      3) Incoming photons will be extremely blue-shifted.
      Seems to fit the definition of a black hole.

      Ok, another thing: what if such fast-moving particle strikes another particle with the same speed? This should result in creation of real particles having enough mass to create an event horizon.

    20. Re:Speed by artanis00 · · Score: 1

      The more energy you add, the 'heavier' any given particle will become. If you can make the particle 'hot' enough, the particle's gravity may be able form an event horizon around the particle. So I'd say there is a maximum temperature, and it's the temperature of a particle just prior to it's collapse into a black hole. That or black hole singularities are the hottest possible objects.

    21. Re:Speed by anza · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing: I AM a physicist, and here's why you're wrong. 1) I assume you are having the particle release photons isotropically. Yes, there will be a "jet" of photons behind it in the rest frame. However, in the frame of the particle, the photons are STILL being released isotropically. Not a black hole. 2) In the reference frame of the particle, the photons are moving away from the particle at the ::gasp:: speed of c. They are escaping the particle. Not a black hole. 3) This is a criterion for something to be a black hole? Well blue-shift me stupid! What you're saying is a common misconception about relativistic mass. I don't blame you, the title "relativistic mass" is misleading and I even once had that thought, but it's wrong.

    22. Re:Speed by anza · · Score: 1

      Reposted for formatting Here's the thing: I AM a physicist, and here's why you're wrong.

      1) I assume you are having the particle release photons isotropically. Yes, there will be a "jet" of photons behind it in the rest frame. However, in the frame of the particle, the photons are STILL being released isotropically. Not a black hole.
      2) In the reference frame of the particle, the photons are moving away from the particle at the ::gasp:: speed of c. They are escaping the particle. Not a black hole.
      3) This is a criterion for something to be a black hole? Well blue-shift me stupid!

      What you're saying is a common misconception about relativistic mass. I don't blame you, the title "relativistic mass" is misleading and I even once had that thought, but it's wrong.

    23. Re:Speed by anza · · Score: 1

      This isn't true. An extremely fast object changes velocity depending on your reference frame, and that alone is enough to make it a completely different entity than light.

    24. Re:Speed by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Of course, in the reference frame of the particle photons can be emitted isotropically.But all the "outside world" (as imaged by incoming photons) will be compressed in two small bands.

      If you fell beyond the event horizon of a black hole - you still can emit photons, and they will still move at c. Only the trajectories of photons will always lead to the singularity - same as with the moving particle.

      In any case, if relativistic mass is different - then how this paradox is solved?

    25. Re:Speed by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      What he's saying is that the atoms in a given object will increase or decrease their speed of vibration in relation to the amount of heat energy present in the object. So he's technically right - the movement of those atoms could never exceed the speed of light, meaning there's a physical limit to the temperature which could be attained with a finite supply of energy.

    26. Re:Speed by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      But it will change speed very _little_. And this change can be counteracted by object's own gravity.

    27. Re:Speed by anza · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter that it changes very little. It still changes, which makes it completely different than light.

      And this change can be counteracted by the object's own gravity? What? Are you saying that an object is going to exert a net force on itself? Even Newton knew you couldn't do that.

      I'd recommend you do some further reading before you started handing out physics advice. You're spouting a lot of nonsense and masquerading it as fact.

    28. Re:Speed by NexFlamma · · Score: 1

      While I agree that you'd need infinite energy to attain the theoretical 'absolute hot' the fact that our current view of physics doesn't allow for such things doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

      100 years from now we'll be traveling back and forth in time and heating and cooling our houses with absolute hot/cool air conditioners and we'll look back on this post -- now safely reproduced as etchings on a lead block -- and laugh our cybernetic heads off.

    29. Re:Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't have the source of infinite energy in our Universe (probably). Chuck Norris?
    30. Re:Speed by cappadocius · · Score: 1

      There's a large difference between mass (that what makes a black hole) and relativistic mass (what you're describing). Relativistic mass is a misnomer, because you aren't actually changing the mass of the object

      Ok, you're going to have to explain this a bit further for us non-physicists. If relativistic mass isn't the same as normal mass, then how does this fit with conservation of mass and energy?

      My understanding is that:

      1. the energy of a particle is proportional to its velocity and its mass.
      2. there are no circumstances under which by the laws of physics a particle cannot be accelerated
      3. accelerating that particle costs energy, which diminishes the amount of energy contained in (the universe - that particle)
      4. there is conservation of mass/energy for the union of the sets (the universe - the particle) and (the particle)
      5. thus, accelerating the particle increases its energy
      6. if you can keep accelerating the particle, which increases its energy, there is no upper bound on the energy the particle can have
      7. from an outside reference frame there is an upper bound on the velocity a particle can have
      8. if something without an upper bound is proportional to something with an upper bound (velocity) and something else (mass), that something else must not have an upper bound
      9. since mass == energy, you can eventually get the huge amounts of mass required

      How this was always explained to me was that from the particle's own reference frame, it can keep on accelerating indefinitely -- the time it experiences between destinations continues to shrink. From the outside reference from the particle has a speed limit. Each additional infusion of energy will add an increasingly small amount of velocity sort of like a hyperbola with an asymptote at c, and the rest of the energy will go to increasing the mass of the particle as perceived by the outside reference frame.

      Now, my understanding was that the outside reference frame sees the same characteristics and behavior regardless of the origin of the mass.

      In language a non-physicist can understand, where do I go wrong in my understanding?

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    31. Re:Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's actually possible to heat something to the point where it gains mass, wouldn't that actually imply an absolute temperature? Temperature is an energy density sort of thing if I don't know any better. If your gain in mass is relative to the amount of energy you're feeding to it, the temperature will stop going up. (Any energy that was raising the temperature is now converted to mass instead.) However, the amount of *heat* you could store by such method would be unlimited.

      But what do I know? IANAP.

    32. Re:Speed by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

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  15. I suspect absolute hot will look something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. A simple scientific experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Is there such a thing as absolute hot?"
    1. Turn on a burner on the stove. Turn it up as high as it will go.
    2. Wait 5 minutes for the burner to warm up.
    3. Place the palm of your hand on the burner.
    4. You tell me.

    1. Re:A simple scientific experiment by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      1. Turn on a burner on the stove. Turn it up as high as it will go.

      Maybe you have to turn it to 11?

    2. Re:A simple scientific experiment by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      Mine goes to eleven.
      That's one higher.

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    3. Re:A simple scientific experiment by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Is there such a thing as absolute hot?" 1. Turn on a burner on the stove. Turn it up as high as it will go. 2. Wait 5 minutes for the burner to warm up. 3. Place the palm of your hand on the burner...

      Very efficient: you test for absolute hot and absolute stupid all at the same time.

    4. Re:A simple scientific experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. ????? 6. Profit!

    5. Re:A simple scientific experiment by riggah · · Score: 1

      I think there may be a difference between absolute hot and absolutely f**king hot.

    6. Re:A simple scientific experiment by Coldness · · Score: 1

      Very efficient: you test for absolute hot and absolute stupid all at the same time. Wait, so I wasn't supposed to actually try that?
    7. Re:A simple scientific experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very efficient: you test for absolute hot and absolute stupid all at the same time.

      In other words, the GP was both on topic and in the right place.

  17. Burn, troll. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I haven't followed that link, and neither should anyone else. Probably another MyMiniCity spam game.

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    1. Re:Burn, troll. by bhima · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey man, you need to lighten up a little bit. XKCD is just a comic.

      I've seen the MyMiniCity thing but I hadn't realized it was a game though.
      Anyway this is just a funny comic about programming.

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    2. Re:Burn, troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've seriously never heard of XKCD?

    3. Re:Burn, troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      no, it wasnt. The parents post is referring to a comment that is now buried ( and does link to a myminicity after a redirect here and there )

    4. Re:Burn, troll. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, XKCD can be linked to directly, without going through dwarfurl.com.

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    5. Re:Burn, troll. by geekboy642 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong.
      dwarfurl is used as nothing more than a spam-link hiding service, and xkcd doesn't block referrers from Slashdot.

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    6. Re:Burn, troll. by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      Probably another MyMiniCity spam game. Indeed it is, but the NoScript extension for firefox makes short order of it.
    7. Re:Burn, troll. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Um, isn't that what I said?

      Last I checked, XKCD can be linked to directly, without going through dwarfurl...

      What is it with Slashdotters being unable to read "can"?

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    8. Re:Burn, troll. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      It's a common enough misread -- the problem is, a lot of people's first instinct upon reading something they believe is incorrect is to immediately correct it. I've learned over the years that the first thing you should do is reread it more slowly. Then start looking at alternate interpretations. The majority of the time, when I see someone "correct" someone else on the Internet, it's because they didn't understand what the first person was actually saying.

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    9. Re:Burn, troll. by Trails · · Score: 1

      I can't read "can't" just fine, thank you very much. Writing it is the tricky bit though...

    10. Re:Burn, troll. by bhima · · Score: 1

      I am beginning to think I was was victimized by Slashdot's new and improved comment system.
      I honestly never saw anything but a non-linked plain text URL to XKCD (no dwarfurl link)

      So please feel free to not lighten up, burn the trolls, and I'll just stand here and look confused.

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    11. Re:Burn, troll. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      It's possible you saw me apparently replying to a different comment, because the one I actually did reply to is buried now. (I do actually see an XKCD link as a sibling post to that troll.)

      This is the comment I was replying to.

      And you can usually make sure by checking the "parent" link. I always do.

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    12. Re:Burn, troll. by bhima · · Score: 1

      Naturally I was burned by a similar post this afternoon (using some similar url obfuscation technique) and richly enjoyed the irritnce!

      I lament the motivation of such folks.

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  18. You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once we figure what absolute hot is, McDonalds will begin serving their coffee at that temperature.

  19. Caution: I am not a physicist. by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems to me there would have to be an absolute hot. Absolute zero, ferinstance, is the temperature at which all molecular motion stops. Nothing moves at absolute zero. Heat would, then, be a function of how fast the molecules are moving in a given substance, right?

    Given that the universe has an effective speed limit ( C: it's not just a good idea, it's the law), it seems to me that for a given substance, there has to be an upper limit of how hot it can get solely because the molecules within it aren't allowed to vibrate any faster. (I'm not certain that the function of vibration speed to heat isn't substance dependent-- it may be.)

    However, given that the idea of an absolute hot is apparently not agreed upon by physicists, I am probably missing something important in my layman's analysis of the situation.

    -F

    1. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by neverutterwhen · · Score: 1

      As you approach the speed of light, the mass of the particles will increase. Thus the energy of particles could, assuming the system is really that simple, increase indefinitely.

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    2. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by KefabiMe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What happens when we add energy to the speed of a particle? When the speed gets closer and closer to the speed of light, the mass starts increasing.

      Here's the important part that you probably already know. When an object nears the speed of light, the mass starts increasing. We can't cross the speed of light because more and more energy is required to accelerate the object.

      Note that we can keep putting (unlimited amounts of) energy into the object and it will never go faster than light.

      My theory? When so much energy is put into such a small space, it hits a form where the energy resonates and becomes primarily matter without any energy left over for movement. (Sound familiar? Absolute Hot and Absolute Cold are the same thing?) Matter, acceleration, velocity, temperature, energy... it's all the same thing just in different forms. =)

    3. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by kenthorvath · · Score: 1

      Temperature is not a measure of the average speed of the particles in a system, but rather their average translational kinetic energy, which is a function of their speed when relativistic effects are not taken into account. However, there is no limit to the kinetic energy as speed increases towards c, and thus no limit to temperature. The story is a bit more complicated, but this is the first thing you overlooked.

    4. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The statement that nothing moves at absolute zero is false. Look up zero point oscillations.

      Plus certain compounds don't even have a solid phase, they stay liquid no matter how cold they get.

    5. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the speed limit is c, relativity does not place an upper limit on kinetic energy.

      The relativistic momentum is p = m_0 v / sqrt(1 - v^2 / c^2) , so momentum goes to infinity at the speed of light. Energy (kinetic plus rest energy) is related to momentum by

      E^2 = p^2 * c^2 + m_0^2 * c^4 , so energy also diverges at the speed of light.

    6. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Heat would, then, be a function of how fast the molecules are moving in a given substance, right?
      Temperature, not heat. Heat is no state function
    7. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, by your theory there could be no absolute hot because it would require infinite energy.

      I'm not convinced the speed of light is the limit though. Those laws don't apply to quantum mechanics.

      Also, most likely there is something beyond even quantum mechanics that we don't know about yet.

    8. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You just discovered the Planck Temperature :)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_temperature

      Temperature can be expressed in electron volts:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature

      electron volts can be used as a unit of mass:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronvolt

      Based on the Planck Units, all mass above the Planck Temperature turns to energy.

      So if you compress a gas so that one Planck Mass of the gas fits inside a sphere one Planck Length in diameter, it would reach the Planck Temperature and instantly becomes a black hole and turn completely into energy via hawking radiation.

      The plank mass is 2.176 × 10-8 kg
      Convert mass to electron volts, you get:
      (speed of light ^2) * (plank mass) = 1.22064661 × 10^28 electron volts

      Convert electron volts to kelvin, you get:
      (speed of light ^2) * (plank mass) * 11604 K = 1.41643833 × 10^3 Kelvin

      Which is plank's temperature.

      (feel free to correct me, I'm basically parroting Wikipedia)

    9. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "Absolute zero, ferinstance, is the temperature at which all molecular motion stops. Nothing moves at absolute zero"

      Absolute zero is the minimum energy state allowable, there may be some motion required by quantum mechanics even at the minimum energy state of absolute zero.

    10. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Precisely. I've always called it "Absolute Maximum Temperature" of course, because that doesn't sound STUPID, but then I'm not in charge of inventing useless scientific terms.

      I mean we are talking about the temperature at which each atom is moving at the speed of light, and even in the case of the most durable elements, you're going to see the atoms split before they get that hot.

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    11. Re:Caution: I am not a physicist. by in+a+shadow · · Score: 1

      Such affirmations in the parent triggered a few of simple questions in my head:

      1) "When an object nears the speed of light, the mass starts increasing."
      There IS a limit otherwise we wouldn't have supernovas which the (in some cases) result in black holes, the above implies that the *limit* its not reachable, when there is evidence that points to the opposite.

      2) "We can't cross the speed of light because more and more energy is required to accelerate the object."
      You can cross the speed of light, as experiments testify it, changing the environment in which you have *light* traveling.
      (In other words, you change the energy of the photons or the energy needed to travel the path)

      3) "My theory"
      Which theory exactly? Pardon me for asking but I didn't saw any hypothesis, just something being burped. since when motion, or even velocity matters for the amount of energy? It does but energy per se is not just motion. Currently I'm being bombarded with electro-magnetic energy and guess what, I'm not moving anywhere.

      On another note I cannot help but *feel* that there is something wrong with the current *believe* of today's Physics. When it comes to the borders, scientists just try to push it into fitting some strange theory, twisting old one's, instead of changing from the beginning and start questioning the previous knowledge, which could be, who knows, in fact, incorrect to begin with.

  20. -460 degrees what? by damburger · · Score: 1

    The opening sentence of the article kind of ruined it for me as a science article because of the use of such a ridiculously archaic unit. I can understand the stubbornly conservative US population rejecting these new-fangled SI units, but I would've thought the scientific community, and the scientific media, would have more sense. Didn't you guys trash a Mars probe because of some idiot using PSI when he should've been using Pascals?

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    1. Re:-460 degrees what? by KokorHekkus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do know that NOVA is a popular science program? Popular as in intended for the the general public. It's not a science article just meant for people with a decent scientific background. In this case I think it's perfectly ok to include temperature in F and they even started with Kelvin first. Yeah, it might have ruined it for you (seriously, you might want to tune down your sensitivity a bit) but it also made it a lot more accessible to the general public.

    2. Re:-460 degrees what? by damburger · · Score: 1

      The purpose of a popular science programme is surely to educate - and thus they should be encouraging Americans to us the same (sensible) units the rest of the world does. Clinging onto ancient and arbitrary units (yes, I know Celsius is arbitrary too, but its less arbitrary because the degree increments fit in with all the other SI units) makes it harder to collaborate with the rest of the civilised world. It just seems like juvenile bloody mindedness.

      In any case, your right to call British people and things 'quaint' is suspended until such a time as you stop measuring temperature in Fahrenheit

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    3. Re:-460 degrees what? by chill · · Score: 1

      In any case, your right to call British people and things 'quaint' is suspended until such a time as you stop measuring temperature in Fahrenheit.

      Sure, right after you people stop measuring weight in "stone". And why does the BBC Weather give temperature measurement in both C and F? And don't you people still use "miles" for a distance measure?

      Pot, meet kettle.

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    4. Re:-460 degrees what? by damburger · · Score: 1

      1. Stones is one of the few imperial measurements that have hung on, but its on the way out. I and many my age know my weight in kilograms but not in stones. 2. BBC Weather doesn't give the temperature in Fahrenheit (unless it does so when you connect from an American IP) OK, some imperial measurements survive in Britain but they are on the way out. Miles are used on road signs (probably because of the cost of a changeover, although I imagine it is coming) but speedometers have both mph and km/h on them. Bottled and canned beer is sold in millilitres these days, and I think the only thing keeping draught beer from being sold in half-litres is the inevitable protests that would result in losing 84ml from every round.

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    5. Re:-460 degrees what? by KokorHekkus · · Score: 1

      In any case, your right to call British people and things 'quaint' is suspended until such a time as you stop measuring temperature in Fahrenheit
      I have never called British 'quaint' and I've used SI units my whole life... because I'm Swedish (see http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=361649&cid=21364841 for example). To this me is just flamebait.
    6. Re:-460 degrees what? by chill · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      Just for comparison, in the U.S.:

      1. Soda (coke, pepsi, etc.), when sold in bottles, is usually 2 liters. Wine and hard liquor is almost always sold in ml (750 ml being the most common). Beer and canned soda is usually in fluid ounces, but ml is printed on the label.

      2. All cars have had speedometers in both Mph and Kph for 30 or so years now. We once had a push to have road signs in both, but now only a few States do that. Most have given up.

      3. Most things that are purchased by weight have both pounds/ounces and kilograms/grams available.

      4. Gasoline is still sold by the gallon.

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    7. Re:-460 degrees what? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Too true..

      Soda is sold by the 2 liter bottles, yet milk is sold by the gallon. However, 3,8 l is also on there....

      And where I work at (starbucks) 3.8 measures out to 4 l from most of our milk producers. Our cream based frappucinos require milk for preparation, we make 4 liters at a time. One gallon should be .2 l shy, but almost never is.

      And btw, all of our ingredients and preparatory instructions are in metric.

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    8. Re:-460 degrees what? by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Troll

      didn't the failure of the mars probe result from an EU firm creating something and not being about to do the math properly when turning the project over? And how does this relate to the European probe that went AWOL in the same time frame?

      Making something easy shouldn't be a prerequisite for science. Especially when something is intended to the general mass population. I'm sorry something as trivial as measurements ruined something for you. For the rest of us, we can get past this stuff and enjoy the thought process. Even if it turns out to be more complexed then we hoped.

    9. Re:-460 degrees what? by servognome · · Score: 1

      In any case, your right to call British people and things 'quaint' is suspended until such a time as you stop measuring temperature in Fahrenheit
      Fahrenheit is a better measurement of temperature for the everyman. When it's over 100 degrees it's damn hot, when it's under 0 it's damn cold; anywhere between 0 and 100 is something that you would normally experience at some point during the year.
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    10. Re:-460 degrees what? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if I recall correctly, it was because they had to convert between SI and Imperial a lot, and the conversion errors built up.

    11. Re:-460 degrees what? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      BBC Weather doesn't give the temperature in Fahrenheit
      Looks like the website is in celcius by default but with a link for faranheight. I think they still announce both on the TV though I can't be bothered checking right now.

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    12. Re:-460 degrees what? by lartful_dodger · · Score: 1

      100 Fahrenheit is nicely warm, not 'hot.' Welcome to subjectivity.
      100 Celsius is the boiling point of water. Meet objectivity, and coffee.

      0 Fahrenheit is trouble for brass monkeys, me? I'm toasty 'cause I take precautions. Subjectivity.
      0 Celsius keeps ice in my whiskey. Objectivity.

      The modern world beckons, America.

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    13. Re:-460 degrees what? by servognome · · Score: 1

      Why do I need objectivity for daily life?
      That's like saying we should describe colors like #00FFFF so there's no subjective arguements about whether it's light blue, turquoise, glacier-blue, etc. I use SI units whenever there is something where calculations actually matter, as do most people I know.

      Why doesn't everyone in the world use time which is standarized into real units. The second is fine, but the minute, hour, day, month, year are all rather useless whenever you move away from Earth nor are they intelligently related other than it made sense when clocks were circles.

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  21. The "slashdottization" of science by gr8dude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there a corresponding maximum possible temperature? Well, the answer, depending on which theoretical physicist you ask, is yes, no, or maybe.
    This sounds... incredibly familiar!
    1. Re:The "slashdottization" of science by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      At least the answers aren't "Yes", "No" and "FILE_NOT_FOUND".

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    2. Re:The "slashdottization" of science by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      My impression is that you'll get a nice sampling of "yes," "no," and "maybe" as a response to pretty much any question posed to theoretical physicists. I think they just like confusing the people who sign the checks so they can continue to get funding.

  22. I don't know about physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I know about women.

  23. Spoiled It by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I found the line of thought intriguing, until it said "negative temperature". The whole point of "absolute zero" is that there _are_ no negative temperatures.

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    1. Re:Spoiled It by rangek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The whole point of "absolute zero" is that there _are_ no negative temperatures.

      If it were that simple....

      And here is more...

      So there is negative temperature. It is just not what you think it is.

    2. Re:Spoiled It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might want to check wikipedia or a physics book before you post

    3. Re:Spoiled It by Lorenzarius · · Score: 1

      There is no system cooler than absolute zero. But there IS negative temperature, which is actually hotter than the same system having a positive temperature.

    4. Re:Spoiled It by roaringone · · Score: 1

      Actually, negative temperatures can exist, if you work with the thermodynamic definition of temperature. If the entropy of a system decreases as its energy increases, then it has negative temperature. For example, a system with 2-state paramagnets has maximum entropy when there is no magnetic field being applied. As a field is applied, the paramagnets tend to absorb energy and align with the field, which means the system's entropy decreases. And thus we have a negative temperature.

  24. Or maybe by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Funny

    we should switch the scale of hotness: accept Carmen Electra as 1 unit of hotness as measured in the year 2000. Also accept that 2 Carmen Electras is twice as hot as 1 Carmen Electra. As the number of Carmen Electras approaches infinity, their total combined hotness approaches some saturation limit, after which it is no longer possible to determine whether hotness of N x Carmen Electra is greater than hotness of (N+1) x Carmen Electra, which breaks down the laws of mathematics and thus the laws of physics by making N=N+1.

    I must add that Chuck Norris can kick Carmen Electra's ass even at the hotness limit.

    1. Re:Or maybe by ocie · · Score: 4, Funny

      In school, we used the Hatcher scale (Teri Hatcher in Lois and Clark around 1994). In practice, we usually measured in terms of milli-hatchers or in those few unfortunate cases, micro-hatchers.

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    2. Re:Or maybe by jpatters · · Score: 1

      The unit you are looking for is the Helen. 1 Milihelen is the quantity of beauty (or "hotness") sufficient to launch a single ship.

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    3. Re:Or maybe by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for you, there already is an established scale for beautiness. The Helen has the advantage of being directly measurable - one Helen is enough beauty to launch 1000 ships, so one Millihelen is enough to launch one ship.

      The only downside is that the system becomes hard to measure below the Millihelen point, although one could measure using rowboats or, for maximum precision, water wings.

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    4. Re:Or maybe by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did I honestly just write "beautiness"? I seriously need more sleep. My sleep depravity is affectionating my articulating. If this keeps up, my ableness to write anything meany will be completeful diminishized!

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    5. Re:Or maybe by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I would postulate that assumption #2 "that 2 Carmen Electras is twice as hot as 1 Carmen Electra" is incorrect. 2 Carmen Electras are more than twice as hot under the very well researched (though not so well experimented) "Universal Threesome Axiom." The amount of hotness added for each CE can range from 2n to 10^n depending on how much you like brunettes.

      Interestingly enough, at a certain threshold the individual CE hotness value begins to decline, eventually reaching n+1/n. The threshold where this decline begins is usually referred to the ROPPMMF limit (Ran Out of Places to Put My Mouth and Fingers). This is usually a constant though inexperience and/or amputations may affect the final number.

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    6. Re:Or maybe by lJlolel · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! www.millihelens.com

    7. Re:Or maybe by ari_j · · Score: 1

      The SI unit is the millihelen, defined as the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

  25. Relativity DOESN'T impose cosmic temperature limit by sbaker · · Score: 5, Informative

    Temperature is basically the average kinetic energy of the particles, and kinetic energy is half the mass times velocity squared, when things start to get very hot, the particles would eventually start getting up to relativistic speeds.

    This has lead some people to suggest that the cosmic speed limit (the speed of light) imposes a cosmic temperature limit - but that's NOT the case.

    As things start to move closer and closer to the speed of light, relativity says that their mass increases (as seen from the perspective of an outside observer). Whilst there is a cosmic speed limit - as you approach it, your mass increases without limit. Since unlimited mass and finite velocity means unlimited kinetic energy, relativity does not impose a cosmic temperature limit.

    If there is a cosmic temperature limit, it's caused by something else.

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  26. Thermal Smith Chart? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    That would absolutely bend my brain - a thermal equivalent of a Smith Chart.

  27. I'm sure it's not *that* hot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    At that temperature any water would be denatured, so it would be a "dry heat".

  28. I read this wrong? by pionzypher · · Score: 1

    I read this as:

    Our physics breaks down at very high and very low "temperatures". They must be similar! What if you go to Infinity +1!? You must be back where you started!

    We currently measure temperature as the kinetic energy contained within the molecules of a substance, correct? Following this, the more energy you put into those molecules... the higher the temperature. If that temperature suddenly dropped to absolute zero, where did the energy go? Did we just condense into matter? Did we just break the second? Is it simply that our definition of "temperature" breaks down with the rest of our physics at those energies? Or will the matter behave as we might expect it to, and just continue to increase in temperature as you add energy. This article felt like some wild speculation mixed with some physics concepts without any real reasoning to the question. I get it wrong somewhere?

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  29. there is not absolute zero or absolute otherway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolute zero is a non-existent state. Well, no. It exists, but it cannot be attained ever. It requires matter to not exist. That is a bit difficult to do.

    Both absolute zero and t'other way are those lines that approach a number but never reach it (like how x/2 never equals zero but gets really close). Things also change physically as something nears AZ and t'other way.

    More informations can be provided if so desired.

    I have research that I can provide if desired. Also home experiments. Some fun ones with your microwave to simulate extreme temperature conditions.

    1. Re:there is not absolute zero or absolute otherway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      High and low temperatures are not bound by constraints on either side. The difference between any point and absolute zero or "absolute hot" is infinite. Thus as there are an infinite number of points between any point and abosulte zero/"hot" the lower and upper limits temperature are both ^.

      Ergo the true values of temperature are ^+^, which would mean that there are not absolutes.

      Recent advanced physics theories began accepting this concept years ago. Though like anything else it has not found its way into more basic physics classes. Then again basic physics still considers the speed of a light a fixed constant and ignore that the speed of light is increasing with time (analogized like google mail. As time goes on the value is increasing, however unlike gmail the rate of increase is becoming larger with the speed of light.)

      I will be publishing my dissertation in a few months. I am hoping the prelim will be done by february.

    2. Re:there is not absolute zero or absolute otherway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops.

      The values of both hot and cold are infinity^infinity. Stupid slashdot killed my symbols.

      so "Ergo the true values of temperature are (infinity^infinity)+(infinity^infinity), which would mean that there are not absolutes."

      I can explain more about the values, but they are largely meaningless. I did my graduate work in mathemathics (specifically regarding very large and infitinitely large numbers) so I understand at that point it is really just theory.

  30. Neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 42 bits.

  31. Absolute hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 10 year old son asked the same question a couple of weeks ago. I replied that perhaps it relates to the fastest that the molecules in a substance can jiggle, presumably tending towards the speed of light?

  32. Re:Mod fucktard down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And indeed the fucktard got modded down! hah!

  33. That'll be a yes, then. by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  34. Of course! by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    Obviously the poster hasn't seen Monica Bellucci in Malèna!

  35. Paris Hilton Thinks So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's hot....

  36. Answer: Yes by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot?

    Umm... Heidi Klum?

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  37. Article summary by cablepokerface · · Score: 1

    "Who the fuck knows?"

  38. Re:absolute zero is not the coldest... by xilet · · Score: 1

    The temperatures on Pluto are much cooler then 0F, but are still above absolute zero K. 0K is not something that changes, Wikipedia's Pluto Article

  39. Correction...General Relativity and QM by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Informative

    But no one has tied relativity to quantum mechanics yet. Therefore those speed limits only apply to a narrow vision of the universe.

    Sorry but Special Relativity and Quantum Mechanics are very well integrated: it was first done by Dirac in ~1932 and led to the prediction of anti-matter which was discovered a few years later with the positron (anti-electron). The Dirac (along with the Klein-Gordon and Proca) equations form the underpinnings of Quantum Field Theory which is what we use in particle physics to describe all the fundamental particles of nature (that we know of) and how they interact (except via gravity). This has Lorentz invariance built into it and is a complete union of QM and SR.

    What is harder is to unify QM and GR. This has not been successfully done yet. You can create a quantized gravitational field relatively easily but the problem is that you have to specify a maximum energy scale in order to normalize it (in 3+1D at least). This is bad because there is no justification for a maximum energy scale once you include gravity where the physics will change. Hence either the theory is wrong or there is something else at some really high energy. In either case you cannot use it to make meaningful predictions and so we say we have no valid way, yet, to unify QM nd GR.

    1. Re:Correction...General Relativity and QM by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who knew James Bond was a brainy karma whore?

    2. Re:Correction...General Relativity and QM by ozbird · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone knew that James Bond was the world expert on hotties.

    3. Re:Correction...General Relativity and QM by chawly · · Score: 0

      So now we know ! Thanks

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  40. Re:absolute zero is not the coldest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people are working toward reaching absolute zero.

    This guy, however, he is working toward absolute stupid.

  41. I have no idea, but by gaelfx · · Score: 1

    ...isn't temperature basically a measurement of motion, as many posts have pointed out? If that is true, and absolute zero is the point at which motion completely ceases (which to me says that the universe as a whole would have to reach absolute zero in order for any single part of it to actually reach such a temperature), then, essentially, temperature is just a numerical description of a process. If it is just a description, then absolute zero describes ~motion and any other temperature (no matter how minutely different than absolute zero) describes motion, so it seems to me that the opposite of absolute zero is logically any non-zero temperature. But then again, do we have any really good idea of what exactly motion is, I mean it seems to me that Einstein's theory of relativity shows that motion is a subjective matter, such that motion is only really measured as a differential, and thus that temperature is only really measured as a differential. If that is true, then absolute zero (and probably any kind of absolute hot (is hot==~zero???)), are only useful when comparing one situation to another, and are thus only theoretical tools used to describe extrema of any kind of function regarding temperatures, and there real values wouldn't have many practical uses. But, I clearly have no idea what I'm talking about, so I'll just accuse this thread of being a shameless plug for some new spicy liquor with a hopelessly simple ad-campaign in it's near future.

  42. No, it's Fortran. by jd · · Score: 1

    This allows God to be real, unless declared integer. (See fortune cookie for details.)

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  43. Correction...Kinetic Energy by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Informative

    Temperature is directly related to the velocity of the atoms in a gas or plasma.

    No - it is directly related to the kinetic energy of the atoms in a gas and the electrons and ions/nuclei in a plasma (there are no atoms in a plasma). In classical physics this is 0.5mv^2 but this is just the low energy approximation of the true KE which is "ymc^2-mc^2" where y=gamma=1/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2). As you can see this has no upper bound.

    1. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by gravisan · · Score: 1

      warning i'm not a physicist: but as things speed up don't they gain mass ? and propelling them to the speed of light requires infinite amount of energy so ... there must be a point where an atom/ion cannot go any faster thus raise the temperature of some space

    2. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      warning i'm not a physicist: but as things speed up don't they gain mass?

      That is a very popular misconception that Einstein himself warned against falling into. Particles do not gain mass as they more faster anymore than the electron's charge changes when it is moving faster. What is actually happening is that space-time are distorted relative to a non-moving object. The problem comes because, while the mass is not changing, you can use your old, familiar classical physics equations by pretending that it is.

      and propelling them to the speed of light requires infinite amount of energy so...there must be a point where an atom/ion cannot go any faster thus raise the temperature of some space

      If you think about it you have answered your own question here! You say it takes an infinite amount of energy to get a mass moving at the speed of light which is correct. Conservation of energy says that this energy has to go some where...and it does: it goes into the kinetic energy of the gas/plasma particles. Hence you already understand that there is no limit to the kinetic energy of the gas particles - they have a finite velocity but not a finite energy, this is not classical physics with the familiar 0.5mv^2 KE formula. Hence there is no theoretical limit to temperature in standard SR.

    3. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by cortex · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse the description of reality (i.e. the equation) for reality itself. Just because an equation doesn't have an upper bound doesn't mean that in reality some factor not accounted for by the equation will place a limit on temperature. In other words, there is no substitute for experimentation.

    4. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      [http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/a/2/3/a234845f2e68dc74e420e32f15d7578d.png]

      Energy is supplied to accelerate a particle towards the assumed limit "c". There is apparently only a limited amount of energy available as the universe appears to be both finite and without external sources of energy. Thus the kinetic energy of any group of particles is limited. Hence, temperature as a measure of kinetic energy should be limited too.

      Looking another way: Wien's law gives the wavelength at which the maxima of black-body radiation exists - lambda_peak = 0.002898 / T. The wavelength also is observed (not shown in this equation) to tend towards 0 for increasing temperatures. If we assume this continues then we can get a bound based on the theoretical lamda_min (the planck length). This gives us about 1.8 x 10^32 K for T.

      I don't know whether this theoretical maximum (which is pretty shakily established!) would be limited further by, say. Stefan-Boltzman's law on black body radiation. If we can establish a bound on the energy of the universe (and clearly some have tried) then we can use that limit to give a limit of temperature as no body could (it seems) radiate [much!] more than the entire energy of the universe.

      Others have provided a temperature of about 1x10^32 at the planck time - but not sure how this was established! This would also appear to be a bound on the possible temperature, but not on the theoretically possible temperature and happily concurs with my estimation.

      Tell me if this is all crap.

    5. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Potential Energy?

    6. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by tigerhawkvok · · Score: 1

      I am actually curious that this is even a question. It would seem obvious to me that there is a maximum temperature inherent in the universe. Here we have it:

      Take the lightest fundamental particle, and select one of them.

      Take all other particles, allow them to decay by E=mc^2, then fire all the photons at this fundamental particle (if you prefer, let it sit till all photons are absorbed, the actual mechanics of it doesn't matter, its just the principle).

      This fundamental particle now has the maximum energy ascribable to a single particle in the universe. This corresponds to a temperature. Since we cannot increase this value, since there is no sources of positive energy density to do this, we have a maximum temperature.

      Thus, we have a maximum temperature.

      This has always been my chain of logic, and I don't see any holes in it. I realize the "absorb" bit is not trivial due to QM, but if you wait long enough Heisenberg and statistics should take care of it.

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    7. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by tigerhawkvok · · Score: 1

      Wow, and apparently my grammar goes to hell at 2AM. My bad.

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    8. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      These laws were derived by experimentation and suggest that there is no upper bound. There is no reason to suppose that these laws are not valid up to at least the Planck scale. Beyond that we can't say for certain. So while you are technically correct and we have to keep an open mind about what the laws might be at some as yet unreached energy there is, so far, absolutely no suggestion that there is a maximum energy. The biggest indication of this is that the energy scale actually defines the physics regime we need to consider. As someone once said: "the trick with science is to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out"!

    9. Re:Correction...Kinetic Energy by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      There is apparently only a limited amount of energy available as the universe appears to be both finite and without external sources of energy.

      At the risk of sounding like a theorist (I'm actually an experimentalist!): this is an experimental problem not a theoretical one. Supposing the Universe had been created with twice as much energy and identical physical laws? As such this is a practical limit but not a theoretical limit on the temperature. For example in theory worm holes may be possible in practice they are not because you need a negative mass to hold the ends open.

      If we assume this continues then we can get a bound based on the theoretical lamda_min (the planck length).

      Why is the planck length the minimum wavelength? This is only the peak of the distribution and any blackbody will be emitting wavelengths well above this at significantly lower temperatures. At these energies you probably have a black hole rather than a black body so it will be Hawking radiation rather than black body radiation.

  44. Thanks a lot buddy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I have to tape them open.

  45. There could be a limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What is heat and how is it measured?

    You have two components: degree and flux. If we consider radiant heat and we make the assumption that a pure vaccuum can have any amount of radiant flux per unit volume (or area, depending on how you measure it), then there is no limit on the amount of flux. (Yes, I realize that is a circular argument.) There is no guarantee that you can have infinite flux in a vaccuum though. Who says the universe is linear in that respect? For instance, radiant energy at any frequency has wave/particle duality. There is a limit to how many particles we can have in a given volume. Therefore there may well be a limit to how much flux you can have in a certain volume of empty space if we limit frequency/wavelength.

    The degree of heat is usually expressed in terms of frequency/wavelength. The question then becomes: Is there a minimum wavelength? If space is quantified then there may well be a minimum wavelength. That would set a limit on the maximum energy that any particle can have.

  46. 30 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Today's definition of "nerd" is someone who enjoys talking about science, but only holds real knowledge of videogames.

    That used to be reversed.

  47. Re:Relativity DOESN'T impose cosmic temperature li by jd · · Score: 1

    I'm half asleep right now, but are you certain you're not mixing up heat and temperature? The two are not the same, and I could easily see heat increasing without limit but temperature increasing relativistically to a finite value.

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  48. Hagedorn temperature; physical reason by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    I think calculation of the Hagedorn temperature at 10^30 K should be taken with a massive grain of salt. String theory has an adjustable parameter, which is the length scale on which the extra dimensions are curled up. Since string theory is supposed to be a model of quantum gravity, and there is only one fundamental length scale in quantum gravity -- the Planck scale -- the general assumption is that if string theory is right, that length scale should be the Planck scale. Converting that length to a temperature, you get the Planck temperature, 10^32 K. If there's a maximum temperature that's 100 times less than that, then that unitless factor of 1/100 has to come from some model-dependent calculation, and the NOVA article carefully notes that it's just this one guy's model that gives 1/100. I think all we can reasonably say at this stage is that if there is any natural scale beyond the scales that have been explored with current particle physics observations, we can only guess that it's the Planck scale, which corresponds to the Planck temperature.

    The article doesn't explain very well why there should be any maximum temperature scale, but it's not really that hard to understand. There are model-independent, fairly plausible reasons for believing that there is a limit on the amount of information that a given amount of space can contain. If spacetime was really continuous rather than discrete, then it could contain an infinite amount of information in any volume, so it's reasonable to conclude that spacetime must be discrete. (Lee Smolin's Three Roads to Quantum Gravity spells out this argument in a lot more detail.) If spacetime is discrete, then the only reasonable distance scale for the minimum distance is the Planck scale. That means that a particle can't have a wavelength less than the Planck scale, and therefore it can't have an energy greater than the Planck energy. That means that a gas can't get hotter than the temperature at which every particle has an energy equal to the Planck energy, and that's the Planck temperature.

  49. Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    "Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot?"

    Yes, its a very, very spicy vodka.

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  50. Christ, taggers. INFINITY. by toby · · Score: 1

    It's clear who learned to spell from TV.

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  51. absolutely by trb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    this thread is useless without pics.

  52. Taggers by Ophion · · Score: 2, Funny

    An Infiniti is a car, and it will wrap around almost anything into which the driver rams it.

    1. Re:Taggers by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just need 2 key ingredients.

      a) a female driver
      b) a cell phone

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    2. Re:Taggers by Peter+Nikolic · · Score: 0

      There is a slight correction needed here .. :-) An infinitti is a 4x4 it manages to totally disembowl most things it contacts the 2 key ingredients are 1 . A female driver with kids on board doing the 100 meter school run round the corner cus her legs are borked (too much wine the night B4) 2 . A cellphone with a mirror finish so she can do her makeup whilst texting her girlfriends about the previous nights escapades

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  53. Re:absolute zero is not the coldest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolute stupid on THIS planet.

  54. Big Bang. by MythMoth · · Score: 1

    At the big bang (so far as we know) all of the energy (=mass) was concentrated in the same place at the same time. To be any hotter than that would require more energy than exists in the universe.

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    1. Re:Big Bang. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Actually in string theory there is no primordial singularity -- the universe bounces when it gets down to a radius that is equal to the Planck length. In general relativity such extreme conditions don't make sense.

  55. Re:energy at absolute zero by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    This is probably redundant but Ihaven't read all the way down.
    Temperature is a measure (the logarithm of, in fact) of the number of available energy states that the particles in question can populate. Absolute zero simply means the ensemble has only one available energy state. This in no way means there is zero energy or zero motion. Atoms will still exist at absolute zero -- unless there's some newfangle theory I missed that claims cold electrons will just fall from their P-zero orbitals.

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  56. Re:energy at absolute zero by bitrex · · Score: 1

    Unless the spin of the constitute particles of the atom is an integer, where at very low temperatures they should collapse into a Bose-Einstein condensate.

  57. Self correction by jbengt · · Score: 1

    Temperature does not measure the latent energy, chemical energy, etc., though heat does get absorbed and released by those.

  58. reference frame of absulte zero? by schweini · · Score: 1

    Just an ignorant question from somebody who hasn't opened his physics-books in a while:
    If absolute zero is when particles stop their brownian motion, what is the reference-frame of that measurement? If 'd measure the motion and energy of an atom in a lab here on earth, and get it to 'stop' relative to my instruments, i'd be measureing absolute zero, right? But couldn;t earth's motion through the universe be interpreted as a 'unilateral brownian motion', which would mean that the atom actually does have at least some energy left in it?
    sorry if i'm overlooking something obvious, but this question really intrigues me...

  59. Erratum for article by Markrian · · Score: 1

    At the top right of the article there is a picture of the Sun, and its caption claims that the Sun's core is about 10^17 degrees. This is about 10 orders of magnitude out, whether you're talking Kelvin, Celsius or Fahrenheit! It's more like 1.6×10^7 K, which supports sustained hydrogen fusion. Any hotter and the Sun would blow itself apart.

  60. Step back: I have a degree from MIT by randomc0de · · Score: 1

    My theory? When so much energy is put into such a small space, it hits a form where the energy resonates and becomes primarily matter without any energy left over for movement. (Sound familiar? Absolute Hot and Absolute Cold are the same thing?) Matter, acceleration, velocity, temperature, energy... it's all the same thing just in different forms. =)
    So, if you continue adding energy to this system, it would eventually start converting all matter to pure energy? Theoritically the resonance effect you describe could result in some kind of resonance cascade. I think I know of a way to test this with a bit spinning pillar with a few LED's. I can just hook it up to a knife-switch to start up... brb.
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    1. Re:Step back: I have a degree from MIT by MR.Mic · · Score: 1

      Scientist 1: Why wouldn't they listen? We tried to warn them.
      Scientist 2: I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade. Let alone create one

  61. I may be wrong but by lukesky321 · · Score: 1

    I thought that temperature was directly proportional to the speed that the electron travels around the atom. Since no matter can travel faster than the speed of light then there may be maximum temperature. Then again I may be wrong again but doesn't the small nuclear force hold the electron in orbit around the atom. Could the electron travel so fast that it reaches an escape velocity?

    1. Re:I may be wrong but by SEMW · · Score: 1

      I thought that temperature was directly proportional to the speed that the electron travels around the atom. No.

      Electrons can certainly contribute to an atom's energy: an electron can be at a number of different 'energy levels'. Note, however, that these energy levels are discrete: an electron can be in the lowest energy level, or the next highest; but not in between. And lots of other factors contribute to temperature as well: for example, in a liquid, each atom is moving around, which means it has kinetic energy which contributes to the liquid's internal energy; and there are forces between the atoms, which means there is potential energy which has to be taken into account.

      The "speed" of an electron orbiting an atom is a fairly meaningless concept in modern models of an atom. If you assume the Bohr model of an atom (Google it), you can work out the angular momentum of an atom due to its electron and divide by the electron's mass and orbital radius to get a number, but it wouldn't be very useful.

      Since no matter can travel faster than the speed of light then there may be maximum temperature. Not at all. Temperature is related to internal energy, not speed; and energy is unlimited (or maybe it isn't, that's what TFA was discussing). If you get a particle near the speed of light, when you double its energy it doesn't increase its speed much; but you've still doubled its energy.

      Then again I may be wrong again but doesn't the small nuclear force hold the electron in orbit around the atom. Not strong nuclear, electrostatic.

      Could the electron travel so fast that it reaches an escape velocity? Oh, certainly. Give an electron a lot of energy (more than the electrostatic potential energy between it and the nucleus) and it'll escape the atom. Note that you have it give it all at once, or it'll be released again in the form of a photon. Indeed, it was Einstein who noticed that when you shine a light at a metal, electrons wouldn't be emitted unless the wavelength of the light was below a certain threshold value: i.e. the energy of each photon was high enough to liberate an electron from an atom in the metal in one go. Google 'photoelectric effect'.
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  62. Re:absolute zero is not the coldest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    "absolute zero only applies to our planet... try pluto for example... the temperatures there are a lot cooler than 0K..."

    This does not bode well for you.

  63. Re:Relativity DOESN'T impose cosmic temperature li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... Running really, really, *really* fast is a _bad_ idea for dieting?

  64. heat is motion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heat is motion energy in a particle. I assume that motion is limited to no more than the speed of light, and that as the vibration approaches the speed of light that relativistic effects would become apparent.

  65. Zero != Negative Infinity by SamP2 · · Score: 1

    Even if positive infinity wraps around negative infinity (most mathematicians don't agree but there is a minority that thinks that way), this doesn't mean absolute hot means absolute cold, because absolute cold is zero, not negative infinity.

  66. God Wrote in Lisp by naoursla · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html

    I was taught assembler
    in my second year of school.
    It's kinda like construction work --
    with a toothpick for a tool.
    So when I made my senior year,
    I threw my code away,
    And learned the way to program
    that I still prefer today.

    Now, some folks on the Internet
    put their faith in C++.
    They swear that it's so powerful,
    it's what God used for us.
    And maybe it lets mortals dredge
    their objects from the C.
    But I think that explains
    why only God can make a tree.

    For God wrote in Lisp code
    When he filled the leaves with green.
    The fractal flowers and recursive roots:
    The most lovely hack I've seen.
    And when I ponder snowflakes,
    never finding two the same,
    I know God likes a language
    with its own four-letter name.

    Now, I've used a SUN under Unix,
    so I've seen what C can hold.
    I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for,
    Got that Java stuff down cold.
    Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code
    is a SNOBOL's chance in Hell.
    And I basically hate hieroglyphs,
    so I won't use APL.

    Now, God must know all these languages,
    and a few I haven't named.
    But the Lord made sure, when each sparrow falls,
    that its flesh will be reclaimed.
    And the Lord could not count grains of sand
    with a 32-bit word.
    Who knows where we would go to
    if Lisp weren't what he preferred?

    And God wrote in Lisp code
    Every creature great and small.
    Don't search the disk drive for man.c,
    When the listing's on the wall.
    And when I watch the lightning burn
    Unbelievers to a crisp,
    I know God had six days to work,
    So he wrote it all in Lisp.

    Yes, God had a deadline.
    So he wrote it all in Lisp.

    1. Re:God Wrote in Lisp by chawly · · Score: 0

      Bravo. But you forgot to mention that He used lightening to write it on the stone tablets. Moses only got the plain language abridged version

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  67. Yes by 97cobra · · Score: 0

    Is there such a thing as absolute hot?

    Yes, she sits in the next cubical.

  68. Just has to be mentioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone, think of the hot grits guy!

  69. Ah, Middle School... by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a question posed in Middle School during our discussion of absolute cold.

    So... is there an absolute... toasty?

    Ah, the sound of 30 7th graders sputtering with laughter.

    Mmm... toasty.

  70. Is there such a thing as unique stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible that Slashdot could stop republishing stupid stories that have already made the rounds twice on digg and reddit? You're better than this, Slashdot.

  71. Re:Relativity DOESN'T impose cosmic temperature li by ocie · · Score: 1

    I could see that as you heat something up, it will give off lots of blackbody radiation. At a certain point, there may be a practical limit to putting more energy in than is being lost due to the radiation, but I don't see this as a theoretical limit.

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  72. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anybody else read the last bit as "Large Hardon Collider"?

    1. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably only the gays.

  73. Proof there is absolute hot by capaman · · Score: 0
  74. Definitions and Plank by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Absolute zero has a definition based on the behavior of particles and their interaction.
    It is that they have no vibrations, and that they're completely coupled.

    Absolute hot should have a similar definition as a target.
    As an opposite to absolute zero, it would be that particles cannot be made to vibrate more, and that they are completely uncoupled. Uncoupling requires they not interact with each other, which means they don't "feel" the 4 forces, even after those have unified, supposedly at the Plank temperature. If they still feel the unified forces at 10^32 K, the uncoupling from the unified forces (Force? U-force?) may be greater than the Plank temperature.

    Finding a way to measure something that's completely uncoupled without coupling a measurement device to it is going to be a trick, in the real sense. Measuring absolute zero is a trick of taking things very near 0 K and using lasers to control their vibration such that they appear to be closer to 0 K. And in one case I seem to recall to be less than 0 K, evidence that's it's truly a trick. I don't recall anyone getting anything to behave exactly like 0 K except as being in a range around it which the measuring device was unable to resolve well enough to prove the behavior as having absolutely no vibration.

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  75. yeah, my wife by wardk · · Score: 1

    she should be the basis for any measurement of hot

  76. Yes. Jessica Alba. by Stopher2475 · · Score: 1

    Jessica Alba

  77. Your sig by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Margaret Thatcher. Covered in whipped cream

    The developers aren't the only ones you've made cry today. How do I get that horrible picture out of my tortured barin? You fiend! Did you learn that awful technique in your CIA "special rendition" class?

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  78. Definition of Temperature by crosson · · Score: 1

    It's wrong to say that temperature is defined by the kinetic energy of molecules, and such a definition is incompatible with systems having a negative temperature (many systems can be arranged to have a negative temperature, but of course none have T = 0). In truth temperature is defined as: 1/T = (change in entropy)/(change in energy) or in words, temperature is inversely proportional to the rate of change of entropy with respect to energy.

  79. what temperature actually is. by shentino · · Score: 1

    All "hot" really means is that the molecules are moving fast.

    The maximum temperature would probably be whatever the heck it would be if the molecules were moving at the speed of light.

  80. Sorry, gotta call BS on ya. by Gordo_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Turns out Newton's laws *are* wrong. They just aren't wrong *enough* for it to make much of a difference to us when you're talking about for example, day-to-day human activities, most of which involve speeds much lower than the speed of light. For calculating speeds of airplanes and automobiles, Newton's laws are reasonable approximations -- but they are indeed wrong according to the world of relativity.

    1. Re:Sorry, gotta call BS on ya. by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, what you said is effectively exactly what the parent said.

      Newtons laws are "sufficiently accurate" for specific frames of reference.

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    2. Re:Sorry, gotta call BS on ya. by mahlerfan999 · · Score: 1

      Turns out Newton's laws *are* wrong. They just aren't wrong *enough* for it to make much of a difference to us when you're talking about for example, day-to-day human activities, most of which involve speeds much lower than the speed of light. For calculating speeds of airplanes and automobiles, Newton's laws are reasonable approximations -- but they are indeed wrong according to the world of relativity. That's true of every scientific theory. Theory provides a description that's only approximately valid within a certain regime. To say that Newton's laws of motion are flat out wrong suggests confusion between a mathematician's concept of truth and a scientist's concept of truth.
    3. Re:Sorry, gotta call BS on ya. by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      everyone is arguing over equivocated and ambiguous uses of the word "wrong". The point everyone is making from different directions is that if you use the word "wrong" to mean absolutely false, then relativity can never be proved absolutely false, since it has be proven to be true in lots of circumstances. If however you use the word "wrong" to mean not absolutely true then that is precisely what happened to newtons theory, and would be a perfectly plausible development for relativity.

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  81. ...Yes? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Since particles shouldn't be able to move faster than light, and temperature is simply a measure of the vibration of particles, wouldn't the maximum possible temperature be the temperature at which the molecules are moving at the speed of light? Perhaps the limit is lower, but I can't see any way there could not be a limit.

    1. Re:...Yes? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      Since particles shouldn't be able to move faster than light, and temperature is simply a measure of the vibration of particles, wouldn't the maximum possible temperature be the temperature at which the molecules are moving at the speed of light? No. Read some of the replies above you. Temperature is related to energy, not speed. If you get a particle near the speed of light, when you double its energy it doesn't increase its speed much; but you've still doubled its energy. So a particle's energy is unlimited (or maybe it isn't, that's what TFA was discussing). The energy of a particle moving "at the speed of light" would in fact be undefined (if you try to work it out you'll get a divide by zero error).
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  82. Thermodynamics by ls+-la · · Score: 1

    I remember my professor talking about "temperature" in my thermodynamics course. He said something about temperature not being the fundamental quantity, it's some sort of (potential?) energy (u), and 1/u is what we call temperature. So as we see temperature go up, u is actually going down, and when it reaches zero and below, temperature actually gets infinite and wraps around to be negative. I don't remember the specifics, as I have a tendency to sleep through class, and my textbook is thousands of miles away atm.

  83. The answer is simple... by thestudio_bob · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    Angela Jolene is absolutely hot.

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  84. Absolute hot... by erc · · Score: 1

    Of course there is, and her name is Angelina Jolie... :)

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  85. You're wrong by anza · · Score: 1

    What paradox? You're describing two inherently different things:

    1) A black hole, which does not release particles (hawking radiation aside) 2) An object that is releasing particles behind and in front of it due to relativistic effects. Just google search "relativistic mass black hole". The very first link is a university FAQ debunking "very fast particle = black hole". http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=relativistic+mass+black+hole&btnG=Search

    1. Re:You're wrong by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Ok, I beleive you.

      But I still don't understand WHY. Your link doesn't give a good explanation - I don't care about solutions of Einstein equations, a good demonstration with a 'classic' black hole should be good enough.

      Oh, and if a very fast particle collides with another particle - it should generate enough energy to become a black hole in any case, without any relativistic tricks.

    2. Re:You're wrong by anza · · Score: 1

      The explanation isn't really much, it's just what gravity is. The force of gravity (as we know it) depends on the invarient mass of the object. An object's invarient mass is the thing that affects it's gravitational properties. When we speed an object up it becomes harder to accelerate, which is where we get the "relativistic mass" explanation (that term itself hasn't been used much past the 1950s in research and is usually only seen today introductory physics textbooks), but "relativistic mass" is just a redundant term for total energy. As you increase an object's velocity the energy diverges, but the invarient mass remains the same.

  86. heat is movement, right? by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    So, if there is a speed limit, there must be a heat limit as well.

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    1. Re:heat is movement, right? by dabraun · · Score: 1

      So, if there is a speed limit, there must be a heat limit as well.


      As I understand it heat is entropic (disorganized) movement. A car moving at 100mph does not inherently have any more "heat" than one standing still (ignoring issues like the engine producing heat or friction with the air). Physical movement is energy and can be converted into heat (can become disorganized). Heat cannot be directly converted into movement. Only a gradient of differing levels of heat can be used to produce energy, and only because the entropy in one space spreads into another until all space is equally random (which, taken out to some time in the distant future, is I believe what "heat death of the univers" means).
    2. Re:heat is movement, right? by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Is it important if it is disorganized or not?
      The speed of light limit should apply there too.
      Regardless of range, regardless if more particles move in the same direction or not.
      The individual particles cannot move faster than a certain limit.

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    3. Re:heat is movement, right? by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

      So, if there is a speed limit, there must be a heat limit as well.

      Not necessarily: according to the formulas of special relativity, if an object with positive mass reaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy becomes infinite. The old formula E=1/2 m v^2 for the kinetic energy is not valid anymore when you v gets close to the speed of light.

  87. it's negative zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh

  88. Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Negative temperature is far more interesting. A Pauli paramagnet with negative temperature gives energy to anything that is above absolute zero, no matter how hot.

  89. Absolute Hot? by EdIII · · Score: 1

    I think I already experienced that. Habenero Nachos. Not eating them. Just wait a couple of hours.

  90. Absolute Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're talking about Jessica Alba, right?

  91. Pizza by r0b!n · · Score: 0

    Absolute hot is how I like my pizza

  92. if absolute hot exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    supposing absolute hot exists
    what would happen if something reached absolute hot?

  93. Absolut Hot by argent · · Score: 1

    For a second there I thought this was about vodka.

  94. Hello, Austin Powers... by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone believes in temperature wraparound.

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  95. Negative temperature is hotter than infinite temp. by rajkiran_g · · Score: 1

    Or maybe infinite temperature wraps around to negative temperature and absolute hot is the same as absolute cold.

    The concept of negative temperature has been around for quite a while:

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature

    In physics, certain systems can achieve negative temperatures; that is, their thermodynamic temperature can be of a negative quantity. Negative temperatures can be expressed as negative numbers on the kelvin scale.

    Temperatures that are expressed as negative numbers on the familiar Celsius or Fahrenheit scales are simply colder than the zero points of those scales. By contrast, a system with a truly negative temperature is not colder than absolute zero; in fact, temperatures colder than absolute zero are impossible. Rather, a system with a negative temperature is hotter than the same system with an infinite temperature.

  96. It's simple... light by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    The answer isn't a number, but rather another answer (which could perhaps be expressed as a number). Light.

    It doesn't seem to make sense at first, but the heat is defined by the speed of the particles in the matter. These particles cannot exceed the speed of light. The max temperature then by definition is light, which is the limit that the particle energy and speed could approach.

    I am not a physicist, but this just seems to be common sense.

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  97. atoms & cold by altwolf · · Score: 1

    Is there really such thing as particles that don't move? At absolute Zero, are there really little atoms sitting absolutely still, with electrons or whatnot frozen in place? Do atoms and particles and reality really still exist after all energy has left the building?

  98. Re:Absolute hot? - obligatory by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

    Margaret Thatcher. Covered in whipped cream.
    "My eyes! The goggles... They do nothing!"
  99. Re:Sure-No Turtles! All The Way Down by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

    For those of you who read A Brief History of Time by a one Mr. Stephen Hawking... You will know that the earth simply rests on the back of a giant tortoise and that tortoise is on a tortoise and so is that one, all the way down!

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  100. For fun by joskay · · Score: 1

    When reading this article and the comments below, the whole thing reminded me of knurd and Orakh.

    When one reaches both sides, strange things happen and the results are strange.

    Luggage survived the experience...

    : )

  101. Temperature in relation to entropy by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    Clausius definition of entropy:

    dS=dQ/T

    Q is the heat content (in units of energy) of the system, S is the entropy (the logarithm of the number of states available to the system) and T (or kT with constant included) is temperature (defined in units of energy).

    S increases rapidly at low temperature. As things get hotter (increasing T) the entropy changes less and less as additional heat Q is applied. At infinite temperature S would approach some finite fixed value.

    Generally by adding to Q you make more states available to a system. Atoms can suddenly twist, jerk, lose electrons, shine in X-ray light, etc. Ice can change state to water, or water can change state to steam. As you apply heat (Q) to a system the temperature T stalls when it reaches these points, since dS is so large. Melting and boiling both increase the disorder. As long as the system has a rising number of states to explore as it gets hotter, entropy keeps going up.

    If there are only a finite number of states to explore, then you can actually reach a point where you pass maximum entropy and actually start to decrease the entropy of a system by adding more energy to it- if there are fewer available states at that energy. T switches from positive to negative infinity. As more energy is pumped in, the system is dominated by fewer and fewer high energy states. That's how a laser works; technically a population inversion has to be created in a laser where more atoms in a crystal are in an excited state than the corresponding ground state. If at least half of them aren't in the excited state the light won't make it out of the crystal. As you pump the laser past 50% the number of available states goes down (approaching a limit not reached in practicality where all atoms are in the excited state). So the concept of negative temperature would be useful for describing that system, in terms of those particular transitions.

    So basically it's zero -> positive infinity/negative infinity -> -0 or "absolute hot" which is approaching a single most energetic state available. This is similar to absolute zero which approaches a single least energetic ground state. Except it's approaching zero from the other direction- it's more like "absolute minus zero".

  102. Re:Integer overflows, yeah but by chawly · · Score: 0

    No, no ! In dot code (a form of Morse code without the dashes). The slash is used to escape - thought everybody knew.

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  103. Re:Sure ...... but by chawly · · Score: 0

    Would it really matter ?

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  104. Well, she DOES have better legs than Hitler by smithfarm · · Score: 1

    . . .
    (and no, the cat's not got my tongue)

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  105. There is no absolute anything. by cavebison · · Score: 1

    It's an interesting premise, but not worth pursuing to wits' end.

    You can chase absolute morality too, as long as you apply it to your own culture or, at a stretch, the human race.

    Absolute hot/cold is only relevant our own physics.

    Of course, before Relativism, "our physics" meant something completely different again.

  106. The weirdness of thermodynamics by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Some people have mentioned that relativity does not impose a maximum temperature, since although it has a maximum particle speed, kinetic energy and therefore temperature is infinite.

    However, when you bring thermodynamics into it, things become more complicated.

    Thermodynamics is derived from the statistical behavior of large collections of particles. The thermodynamic laws are derived from the partition function, which is a sum of the form exp(-beta E), where beta ~ 1/T is inverse temperature and E is the energy of a state of the system. The sum is over all the possible states.

    In some systems, the number of states increases exponentially with energy, so the sum eventually diverges even though each term is an exponentially decaying function. The temperature at which this happens is the Hagedorn temperature mentioned in TFA. You can think of this situation as "entropy winning over energy", as the number of states determines the system's entropy.

    In particular, in relativistic quantum field theory, relativity requires that it be possible to create particles matter-antimatter pairs if you put enough energy in the system.

    One thing that can happen in some relativistic systems (though it doesn't have to happen) is that when you put enough energy into a system, it mostly goes into creating new particles instead of making existing particles go faster. Thus, the Hagedorn temperature: as you reach it, all the energy you're putting in to heat the system goes into particle production, and nothing goes into raising their temperature. (This is not the only way in which a system can have a Hagedorn limit, nor do all relativistic systems have this limit, but it can happen.)

    TFA implies that this limit only exists in string theory. But it exists in other theories as well. For instance, quantum chromodynamics, the theory of the strong nuclear force, has a Hagedorn limit. But in QCD, it is thought that it's not a true maximum temperature. Rather, the divergence of the partition function there signals the presence of a phase transition, from quarks confined in hadrons to a free quark-gluon plasma. Perhaps in string gas cosmology it's a true limit; I don't know much about that.

    If the entropy increases even faster than exponentially, you can get weird situations like negative heat capacities, i.e., where adding more energy to a system lowers its temperature! There, you actually take kinetic energy from existing particles and put it into particle creation, creating so many new particles that the overall temperature of the system decreases.

    Incidentally, the beta factor mentioned above in the partition function explains another point in TFA, about negative temperatures. In statistical thermodynamics, you can see that the key parameter is not temperature T, but inverse temperature beta ~ 1/T. As you increase temperature towards infinity, beta decreases to towards zero from above, so hotter temperatures correspond to smaller betas. You can imagine how a negative beta, then, corresponds to an even hotter temperature than any positive beta. In other words, negative temperatures are hotter than positive temperatures. As beta is decreased smoothly through zero from above, temperature increases to positive infinity, jumps discontinuously to negative infinity, and then approaches zero temperature from the other side. The hottest temperature, then, is -0 K — or rather, the limit as you approach 0 K from below, instead of above (which is a different limit from the perspective of the more fundamental parameter beta).

    For a little more about the Hagedorn temperature, read this historical essay and this paper (section 2). Wikipedia has a good discussion of negative temperature.

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  108. Too much chocolate + thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you guys, but my head hurts.

  109. I'd settle for sudo. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Sudo would let me be God, temporarily. /proc/kcore would force me to reverse-engineer quite a bit before even attempting to make a modification, and I'd be as likely to gain godlike powers as I'd be to crash the entire Universe.

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  110. Re:Caution: I am not physicist. but like Absolut! by aqk · · Score: 1

    Absolut Vodka (or any other ) may be the answer!

    As proposed here:

    Ultimate HOT + COLD Answer!


  111. Entropy by Burz · · Score: 1

    I thought the amount of randomness counted for the temperature of a system. Speed cannot be the sole factor.

    So I would have guessed something like speed * entropy = temp.