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  1. Naming? on Internet Security Warnings · · Score: 1
    Threatcon

    Surely they think of better names for something unoriginal and overused like ($Buzzword)con? How about...

    NinjaHackRating

    ***Evil Laugh***

  2. Re:Ooh... man... on Typewriter As Keyboard Mod · · Score: 1

    I use vi, you insensitive clod!

  3. Re:They should be lienient on him on Spammer Scott Levine Convicted · · Score: 5, Funny
    640 years ought to be enough jail time for anybody.

    http://www.pcguide.com/ref/ram/logic-c.html

  4. Whats all the complaints about? on Spammer Scott Levine Convicted · · Score: 0, Redundant

    640 years ought to be enough jail time for anybody.

  5. Obligatory Simpsons Reference on Jerk-O-Meter to Meter Jerks · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nerd: I have invented the Sarcasm-O-Meter!

    Cartoon-Shop-Guy: A Sarcasm-O-Meter? Now that's useful.

    Sarcasm-O-Meter explodes

    Apologies to Matt Groening

  6. Advertising? on Google News Now Providing RSS and Atom Feeds · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Anyone else remember Google patenting RSS advertising?

    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/30/14 41249&tid=217&tid=95&tid=155

    But that would mean...

    -Head Explodes-

  7. Connotations? on Worms Could Dodge Net traps · · Score: 1
    First penetration testing, and now this?
    ...with Probe Response Attacks...

    The original penetration story:
    http://books.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/25/ 200221&tid=172&tid=6

  8. Linux Black Hole? on Hidden Black Holes Discovered · · Score: 1

    What about /dev/null?

  9. Other Stories on Hidden Black Holes Discovered · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. Trolling on Wikipedia Announces Tighter Editorial Control · · Score: 0, Troll

    How many trolls could a true troll troll if a true troll could troll trolls?

  11. Re:Huh on Reputation System Fights P2P Junk · · Score: 1
  12. Usefullness? on Reputation System Fights P2P Junk · · Score: 1
    All of the stuff that the RIAA/MPAA copies/dupes/fakes/places on P2P networks such as Gnutella is illegal, and yet these university students are actively attempting to fix this problem?

    Isn't there a better use of University research time than wasting it on programs attempting to make it easier to perform illegal acts?

  13. Roland on The Eyes of the Space Shuttle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every time you click onto Roland Piquepaille's blog, God kills a kitten.

  14. It's Gonna Flop on Getting Open Source to the Dialup Masses · · Score: 1
    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame

    For those who don't get it
    http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257&tid=107

  15. Easy Get-Rich-Quick Scheme! on Governmental Servers Wiped? Never! · · Score: 1

    1:Buy decommisioned high-level government servers.
    2:Find confidential data on said servers.
    3:Sell said information to interested parties
    4:??????
    5:Profit!

  16. Security? on Windows Vista & IE7 Beta 1 Released · · Score: 1
    In addition to these fundamentals, Windows Vista Beta 1 also includes the Internet Explorer 7 Beta 1 built into the platform.

    They never learn, do they? When will they realize that many security weakness's in Windows is due to the integrated nature of IE. Seperating the browser from the OS is an integral part in securing Windows. But MS once again choose not to. Is it the new RSS features that deny this needed change?

    Oh well, innovation at it's greatest. Evolution and all that jazz at work. Oh wait...Scratch that.

  17. Pricing on AMD and Intel Notebooks Head to Head · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you take anything out of this, Yanks, look at the pricings. In Australia, a developed, industrialized nation we have 150%-200% markups vs U.S. prices on almost all computing items.

    If you want to see more for yourself - look at:

    http://www.newegg.com/

    vs

    http://www.auspcmarket.com.au/

  18. Mastersecure on System Exploitable With USB · · Score: -1, Troll
    Windows 2000 release date : Febuary 2000

    Fact that vulnerabilites are still being found after over 5 years : Priceless

  19. Re:Additional Coverage on Linux Desktops in New Zealand Schools · · Score: 1
    Actually, what i meant was: Gnome is a superb WM, but it's method of handling multiple windows is lacking. No fanboyism from Gnome OR KDE will change that. Expose is superb, and it defines OS X. What other OS can function without a taskbar?

    QED.

  20. Additional Coverage on Linux Desktops in New Zealand Schools · · Score: 5, Interesting
    More reports:

    http://www.nbr.co.nz/home/column_article.asp?id=12 417&cid=3

    My take - I'm a student at Perth, Western Australia. My school recently got a whole bunch of iMac G5's, and Panther, and they are a nice set of machines. I run a heavily customized ubuntu/Gnome 2.10 setup at home and I would have to say that OS X is all that it's cracked up to be. It has a great interface and file/folder management system (finder), is stable, and seems to be easy to administrate (given that the sysadmins seem to do little work :D).

    It's a great choice for a school desktop, due to it's ease of use and solid support base. I use Linux at home and prefer it's data management capabilities, but there will always be a place for OS X in my heart.

    At least until the GNOME team creates an expose-like function

  21. Unfortunate Paragraph on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 2, Funny
    Afterward, Arfa described Gates as an "ideal personality," explaining that he had been second only to Disneyland on her list of things she wanted to see in the United States. Previously unaware of the casual dress code at Microsoft, she said she had expected Gates to be wearing a suit but was surprised to find him in a casual shirt with the top button open.

    Wonder how Bill is feeling now! Richest guy in the world upstaged by Disneyland?

  22. Re:Einstein: The exception to the rule? on Bigger Brains Make Smarter People Study Says · · Score: 1
    Obligatory bash.org quote"

    Sorry, but whenever someone talks about wands and magic, this one comes to mind.

    #111338 +(8658)- [X] Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book Let's see the results... "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

    A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

    "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

    "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

    Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

    "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

    The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

    He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

    He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

    JonJonB: Ok, I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

    "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

    O_______O

    Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

    Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

    'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

  23. Redundant? on A Peek at Personalized Google · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Just curious, does anyone actually use the google homepage? Cause really, I only google using the google bar in firefox, and I use gmail with www.gmail.google.com/gmail. So really, I actually never do go to the homepage any more.

    I'm sure for the 90% of the population that use I.E., including the 0.001% of /. readers that use I.E., it is a useful addition, but really, for the kinda guy that will take advantage of this feature, they just won't use it

  24. Linux Distro War on LUGRadio Live This Summer · · Score: 3, Funny

    and paintball are in the cards Ah, the possibilities. Linux fanatics versus Linux fanatics - who will win? My money is definately not on Team Gentoo. They will strip down thier guns and fire minature paint balls "to optimize efficiency". /flamebait

  25. Jar-Jar on The Star Wars Money Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Star Wars franchise has made George Lucas plenty rich

    Is that a direct quote from Jar-Jar?