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  1. Re:Doh! on Tunguska Blast Was a Small Asteroid · · Score: 3, Funny

    42, It was a giant cum shot from god. Bye karma. I wish I could think of shit insightful to say.

  2. Re:Alternate universes on Where Do the Laws of Nature Come From? · · Score: 1

    This is Satan 101. The fallen angel who thought he could be god.

  3. Re:Yes, but... on Toyota Unveils Violin-Playing Robot · · Score: 1

    Linux playing drums I wonder what OS does drive this though.

  4. Re:blame on Web Traffic Snarls Sites on Black Friday · · Score: 4, Funny

    my moderation luck sucks lately. hasn't been this bad since I wrote a javascript is awesome post.

  5. blame on Web Traffic Snarls Sites on Black Friday · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Since the article makes no mention. I will not blame perl, apache, or linux. I will blame .net, IIS, and of course PHB's.

  6. Round Robin and Bittorrent on Honeybees Might Prompt Faster Internet Server Technology · · Score: 1

    Combining them is now called a virtual dance floor. Either that or I don't get this article.

  7. Re:The one video that sums on Has the Novell/Microsoft Deal Made a Difference? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fuck you. I guess I got Rick Rolled. I was looking to mod an AC informative. Prick.

  8. Re:How to get permission on Mom Sues Music Company Over Baby Video Removal · · Score: 1

    You should write this for some of the marketing people I have seen. They seem to be oblivious to anything but right clicking, selecting "save as", and importing into publisher.

  9. I hate TV on Switch to Digital Television Picking up Steam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have an old analog TV and I use rabbit ears. The only reason I turn on the TV is to watch Bears Football on Sunday. In 2012 I will be listening to Bears football the same way I listen to Cubs baseball, AM radio. The commercial spasms during Sunday football remind me of why I hate TV so much. I want to kick Johnny Cougar Mellencamp in the nuts for his "Our Country" truck Jingle. By the way, I still watch good movies. I proudly share them with my millions of friends.

  10. why I like open arch/code on VM-Based Rootkits Proved Easily Detectable · · Score: 1

    Until there is openness from the processor, bios, user software, and everything else through and through, who knows.

  11. Re:Unless netgear hears about you on NTP Pool Reaches 1000 Servers, Needs More · · Score: 1

    Netgear products, built in permanent network offline crushes, for thousands of addresses. I even googled "Netgear will go and hard code your ip address into one of it's dumbass products". Nothing really came up.

  12. Re:Oh my god on Man Arrested for Refusing to Show Drivers License · · Score: 1

    In this case, what lives? Furthermore, they should catch a thief by having well trained, well paid, and observant employees who call the police when they witness a crime. Some dude in a yellow shirt is not the boss of me.

  13. Re:Oh my god on Man Arrested for Refusing to Show Drivers License · · Score: 1

    In this case, (what lives)? They should catch a thief by having well trained, well paid, and observant employees who call the police when they observe a crime. Some dude in a yellow shirt is not my boss.

  14. Re:I smell a lawsuit on its way on Man Arrested for Refusing to Show Drivers License · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to the article, it was for obstructing official business or some such nonsense. Later, the blogger cites a law saying he only has to inform the officer of his name, date of birth, and address. It won't matter much though. It reminds me of the time I tried to fight a traffic ticket. The judge didn't want to hear anything I said. I lost. I swear to god, when I was leaving the courthouse, I saw the same judge and same cop outside smoking a cigarette. Judge says to cop "Congratulations on the promotion Bob".

  15. Re:Delta/Song already uses Linux on Airbus 380 To Have Linux In Every Seat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see. They must have recompiled the kernel.

  16. Re:Delta/Song already uses Linux on Airbus 380 To Have Linux In Every Seat · · Score: 1

    I was going to throw the impossible card. Seriously, why 2 reports of seeing a linux box crash? If its a power issue, I hope the cockpit doesn't run on the same circuit. How could it be an operating system issue? Like Redhat can't make a distro that runs media players for airplanes. On the other hand, fun with 192.168.1.1 might be worth it.

  17. Re:listen to ads? on Google Shows Off Ad-Supported Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    Check Into Cash and the other loan shark industries might find buyers.

  18. Re:Greatest discovery on Top Ten Discoveries of the Mars Rovers · · Score: 1

    The point is that I think NASA is marveling. As in, "How the hell did we pull this off". I don't think they meant to under promise. Even the nerds responsible are impressed, despite their "I told you so's".

  19. Re:Greatest discovery on Top Ten Discoveries of the Mars Rovers · · Score: 1

    Troll? For a simple Under promise Over deliver argument. For the record, I don't agree. I think they are engineering marvels.

  20. Re:Objection: misleading the jury on RIAA Directed To Pay $68K In Attorneys Fees · · Score: 1

    Still a victory my lass. Arrgh. And a fine one at that.

  21. Re:this is why the sea freaks me out on Giant Squid Washed Ashore in Australia · · Score: 1

    Don't be a Sally. I wish I was an underwater Indiana Jones. There must be a sunken civilization or two and some giant squid to fight.

  22. Re:But even worse on Far Future Will See No Evidence of Universe's Origin · · Score: 0

    100 billion years? I think we have a little more scientific advancement to go before we are a China full of Q's. At that point you must subscribe to the "We are all gods" view of human potential. Who knows.

  23. Re:Google huh... on Google Calls For More Limits On Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Worst case is that they will still be slightly better. How are they going to be anti-competitive? How are they going to force restrictive EULA's down our throats? What could be their whiny equivalent to "Open Letter to Hobbyists"? They are certainly corporate, but so far, not Microsoft.

  24. Re:tuataras are NOT lizards on WETA Working on Robotic Lizard For Science · · Score: 1

    I know. This was the popular version.

  25. Short Treatise On Lizard Dominances on WETA Working on Robotic Lizard For Science · · Score: 3, Interesting

    lizard bar + lizard booze + sexy lizard whore = some bad ass lizard dominance.