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  1. Re:Lol, not a topic for slashdot on Artwork Re-Sells Itself Weekly On eBay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    don't appreciate smarmy asshats with half our IQ acting all offended

    (accent mine)

    Given the collective groupthink on Slashdot, that would mean he has an IQ of around 22 - 23, right?

  2. Re:No, it's a stupid idea... on Ireland's Blasphemy Law Goes Into Effect · · Score: 1

    I feel no need to disprove something that I know DOES NOT EXIST.

  3. Re:No, it's a stupid idea... on Ireland's Blasphemy Law Goes Into Effect · · Score: 1

    Or "Fucken ay"

  4. Re:Location Location Location... on What Do You Look For In a Conference? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why did Tiger hit both the tree and the hydrant....?

    .....Because he couldn't decide between the wood and the iron.....

  5. Re:Resale value of house? on Using a House's Concrete Foundation To Cool a PC · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's from Barcelona? Just a thought.

  6. Re:Depressing, but not uncommon on Student Sues University Because She's Unemployable · · Score: 1

    I heartily concur. I took a year or so off from I.T. to build my own house. I learnt heaps working with the tradies and had a great time, through the ups and downs. At the time, I seriously considered a career change - given most of the contractors I hired were earning much more than me, working outside with a different job each few weeks. Then when the downturn hit the local builders hard, I was glad I went back to I.T!

  7. Re:Bingo on A Hypothesis On Segway Hate · · Score: 1

    It is the bicycle riders that I have a problem with. Now there's someone to hate.

    Fuck you, cagehead.

  8. Re:Ain't what it used to be.... on New DoS Vulnerability In All Versions of BIND 9 · · Score: 1

    And hope to hell you've got some sort of LOM for when your server doesn't come back up.

  9. Re:A bit overblown on Bugatti's Latest Veyron, Most Ridiculous Car on the Planet? · · Score: 1

    Ha! Stinging rebuke or what? Better hope that guy doesn't key your car!

  10. Re:Outlook not so good... on Microsoft Office 2007 SP2 Released, Supports ODF Out of the Box · · Score: 1

    Try deleting the keys under HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Protected Storage System Provider (be sure you know all of your stored passwords first). Look at method 3 in http://support.microsoft.com/kb/290684.

  11. Re:Bad jobs? Maybe. But some people will take them on Even Dirtier IT Jobs · · Score: 1

    Au contraire, Mr Freak. It is so easy to generalise. I'm sure there are plenty of folks who, as you describe, lament the abandonment of "freedom" for a life of drudgery and commitment. My suggestion to them is to turn off the playstation.

    For years I had dreaded the possibility of a partner falling pregnant. Then it happened - not much changed until 9 months later. The moment I looked into my newborn daughters eyes whilst sitting alone in the quiet maternity ward, I had a profound experience. I realised that this wasn't about me, a hedonistic rock musician, it was about US, a family.

    Everything I've done since then has been for US, including forging an enjoyable and successful career in IT and building a house with my bare hands. I love spending as much time as possible with my three children, and hope that I influence them in a positive manner.

  12. Re:My manhood isn't online on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    Well, it depends on the woman of course.

  13. Re:And that's different how? on Why Toddlers Don't Do What They're Told · · Score: 1

    GOSUB room WHILE in-trouble: sulk RETURN EAT

  14. Re:Give up control? on Red Hat CEO Questions Relevance of Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Linux grant me the serenity to accept the windows users I cannot change, courage to convert the windows users I can, and l33t 5k1llZ to know the difference.

  15. Re:Grandma shouldn't be running Windows on Has Microsoft's Patent War Against Linux Begun? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's odd - I had exactly the opposite experience. Granma's ubuntu 6.04 linux box was great. She could browse the web, do email, photos and letters (four icons on the desktop). Great that is, until the nice young bloke at the computer store convinced her to buy a vista PC. Now she's whining "why doesn't this work? It did before!" Meh my ass.

  16. Future sys admin dialogue? on Terry Childs Case Puts All Admins In Danger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tony: Hi Mike, how ya doin'? How was Joilet?

    Mike: Oh, it was bad. Thursday night they'd serve a wicked pepper steak.

    Tony: Can't be as bad as the cabbage roll at the Terra-Phelavo penn.

    Steve: Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.

    Tony: Well, they're all pretty bad.

  17. Re:You know... on Some Of Australia's Tubes Are About To Be Filtered · · Score: 1

    Spiders? Hah! If you're ever by ol' Sydney town, you'd best watch out for the drop bears. Big, mean drop bears. Just waiting to... drop.

  18. Re:The school is a joke... on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 1

    /Reads list/

    /Vomits/

  19. Re:Prosecute the parents on 6-Year-Old Says Grand Theft Auto Taught Him To Drive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmmm, interesting priorities. I, for one, would rather get stoned and laid than shot and killed...

  20. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    Word is a very handy way of assembling a collection of screenshots in much the same way that a front end loader is a very handy way of transporting butter...

  21. Re:Forcibly held Downunder... on Australia To Block BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    What's with these bear arms you yanks are always going on about?? Bears have more right to their birth given arms than we do, you know. Especially cute cuddly koalas. How else can they grab those yummy eucalyptus leaves?

  22. Re:Australia Says No on Australia Says No to Internet Censorship · · Score: 1

    Huh? Both of my arms are fine. Surely even the most dictatorial of governments would allow people to keep their birth given arms?

  23. Re:Are there any Mac Viruses? on Apple Says Macs Are Safe, No Antivirus Needed · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but you are a paranoid, misguided fool.

  24. Re:This is a load of dung on Study Confirms Mobile Phones Distract Drivers · · Score: 1

    Woah! Infinite visibility! Where can I get me some of that?

  25. Re:talking on mobile as dangerous as drunk driving on Study Confirms Mobile Phones Distract Drivers · · Score: 1

    So fucking what? It's great entertainment. I, for one, would love the opportunity to convert a real police car into a remote control unit. Or blow up a fully laden concrete truck. What a blast!