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6-Year-Old Says Grand Theft Auto Taught Him To Drive

nandemoari writes "A six-year-old who recently stole his parents' car and drove it into a utility pole has passed the buck onto a familiar scapegoat: the video game, Grand Theft Auto. Rockstar Games' controversial Grand Theft Auto video game has been criticized by parent groups and crusaders (or in the eyes of gamers, nincompoops) like former lawyer Jack Thompson for years (Thompson once tried to link the Virginia Tech slayings to late-night Counterstrike sessions. He's since been disbarred). However, not as of yet has anyone under the age of, oh, ten, blamed the game for a car theft."

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  1. Prosecute the parents by gbulmash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's put the blame squarely where it lies... on the stupid freakin' parents who were letting a 6-year-old play GTA!

    It doesn't take that much effort to monitor your kids. But it does mean saying no and standing up to their whining and crying. It does mean dealing with the inconvenience of not being able to always do what you want to do and having to spend some time actively engaging them.

    If this kid was playing GTA, then there should be additional charges filed against his parents.

    1. Re:Prosecute the parents by lxt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And let's just remember here, this is a 6 year old kid. It's not like he's walking up to a counter and buying the game himself. His parents (or somebody) went out and actively bought a game where you deliver drugs and are free to have sex with prostitutes for him.

    2. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You should probably be more concerned with the parts where you kill people.

    3. Re:Prosecute the parents by dmomo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's mod the parent "Redundant". Not because it isn't valid. It's basically the only reasonable response to stories like this and I would hope the majority of posts that follow are in the same vein. But hot dang, we've beaten this to death and now it's like we're just indulging it. Mod this story redundant.

      The news story shouldn't be:

      6 Year Old Blames GTA for Car Crash.

      The story is:
      6 Year Old Crashes Car

      or

      6 Year Old Allowed to Play GTA

    4. Re:Prosecute the parents by jerep · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is what happens when the kids have more authority than their parents, they whine, cry, shout and whatnot and the parent is just standing there thinking "what am I going to do with them". These parents usually do everything their child ask of them thinking it will make them happy and maybe correct this behavior, when in fact it just encourages it.

      I agree with the parent (post, not the kid's), a 6-yo shouldn't play an adult game that promotes stealing cars, there's a good reason it was made an adult game and this kid just proves it.

    5. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well that depends where the poster is from. If it's the Netherlands, then gun violence and murder are considered a bigger social problem than drugs and prostitution. If it's America, then drugs and prostitution are considered bigger social problems than gun violence and murder.

    6. Re:Prosecute the parents by skaet · · Score: 1

      Too bloody right. Unless the brat was using a full wheel/pedals/transmission peripheral (where the hell do I buy these from? I could totally hit'n'run hookers in style!), there is no way he could learn to drive - or at least learn to crash in this case - from GTA.

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    7. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're a reactionary idiot. The story is almost certainly misstating what actually happened, yet you appear to believe it completely and mindlessly lash out at the child's parents. Make no mistake, sometimes parents are at fault for the poor behavior of their children; however, sometimes they are not. There is no possible way of knowing the circumstances from the story, thus passing judgment either way is the height of arrogance.

    8. Re:Prosecute the parents by vawarayer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Let's mod the parent "Redundant".

      What I find more and more redundant or offtopic these days on /. is comments about mod points

      Please let the moders do their job. They probably can think for themselves.

    9. Re:Prosecute the parents by DeathElk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hmmm, interesting priorities. I, for one, would rather get stoned and laid than shot and killed...

    10. Re:Prosecute the parents by mpascal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey now! If we are going to blame GTA for teaching how to steal mom's car; can we also give them credit for motivating the kid to drive himself to school? What we have here is an eager young learner. What other kid has stolen a car to go to school?

    11. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...you're wrong there, Gustaaf. Murder is one of the biggest social problems everywhere...not matter how it is conducted.

    12. Re:Prosecute the parents by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      I read the story of this, the parents are charged with child endangerment and they put the 2 children in protective custody. All i got to say on that is GOOD. If you are a parent that lets your 6 year old kid play any game like GTA you should just be shot imo.

    13. Re:Prosecute the parents by Dan541 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How can it teach him to drive anyway?

      Apparently he crashed...

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    14. Re:Prosecute the parents by Osric250 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would think that. But a lot more time and resources in America are devoted to getting rid of drugs and arresting prostitutes than to solving a lot of the homicides that occur. Especially in major cities.

    15. Re:Prosecute the parents by HiVizDiver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are clearly not from the US, where it's okay for us to buy guns at Wal-Mart, but OMG BOOBIES HIDE TEH CHILDERN!!!! ;-)

      Note that even as a lefty-moderate, I actually don't see anything wrong with guns. I do love me some shootin', and properly handled and locked up, they're no more dangerous than a hammer or any other object that could be used to kill someone.

    16. Re:Prosecute the parents by Starayo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, that'd be grand.

      "I played GTA when I was 6, so now I'm an orphan." :P

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    17. Re:Prosecute the parents by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is all rubbish anyway, GTA doesn't teach you how to drive. I played driving games, but when I stepped into a car it took me about ten minutes to make the thing move at all, and that's with an instructor.

    18. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That was your kid, wasn't it...

    19. Re:Prosecute the parents by tftp · · Score: 1

      Unless the brat was using a full wheel/pedals/transmission peripheral (where the hell do I buy these from?

      GTA does not support Logitech steering wheel anyway. Many other driving games do.

    20. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe so, but you have to realize that there are far far more cases of drug and prostitution crimes than there are murders.
      If you have 1,000 drug/prostitution incidences and 1 murder, it would make sense to devote a smaller portion of the police force to the murder. And the lesser crimes can easily lead to more serious ones (as a large portion of murders are drug related).

    21. Re:Prosecute the parents by Raffaello · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hard to kill someone at ten yards with a hammer

      Don't read too often about the 7 year old who accidentally killed his playmate when he found his dad's toolbox unlocked.

      school children are almost never killed in the crossfire in drive by nailings

        so guns are in fact more dangerous than hammers.

    22. Re:Prosecute the parents by Desipis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you can't rule the world with people who are inclined to get stoned and laid.

    23. Re:Prosecute the parents by DeadPixels · · Score: 2, Funny

      It didn't - he looked all over the dashboard but just couldn't find the control sticks!

    24. Re:Prosecute the parents by opposabledumbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're beating a non-existent issue in this case,from reading the article on this. I'm not very sure how much GTA had to do with anything here: within minutes of the kid getting picked up by the cops, his dad was issued with a charge of criminal negligence due to a previous court order which ordered him not to leave the kid alone, and the kid stole the car to get to school and get some food.

      That seems to say that there are previous, serious home issues here, not something that can be explained away by a stupid knee-jerk, blame-the-game reaction.

      Not sure which version of GTA he may have had access to, but mine didn't show me how to turn the key while pushing the gas pedal down with the car in park.

      Besides, the kid stole the car to get to school so that he could get some food, which is incredibly sad. It's guessed that, as he is not tall for his age, he was standing on the pedals, and at some points he was exceeding 70 MPH.

      The only inference I can see to GTA is his drivintg style: speeding, overtaking, too, and an attempt at a pass on a double solid while traffic was oncoming led to him losing control and smacking the pole.

      But my argument still is: someBODY actually taught him to drive- not some game.

    25. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could kill someone at ten yards with a hammer if i threw it.... And what if kids took the recipe for a potato gun at high velocity and shot up their school in a "drive-by potato-ing"

    26. Re:Prosecute the parents by wizzat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was a younger man, I knew a kid (~8 yr/o) that was put in the Big House because he attacked his playmate with a hammer. He said he got mad and 'woke up' standing over the other boy with the bloody hammer in his hand. Last I talked to him, the other kid was still not conscious. Additionally, you have to look at accidental injuries with hammers vs accidental injuries with guns. While the single instance seriousness of a gun accident is much higher, I'd say (from experience) that the collective injuries from the common hammer is much higher. In fact, I'm willing to bet that there's more hammer and tool related hospitalizations than gun hospitalizations...

    27. Re:Prosecute the parents by Nathrael · · Score: 3, Informative

      Of course they are dangerous - but pretty much everything can be said to be dangerous, and if it isn't guns, then it is cars, and if isn't cars or guns, then it is pollution, or whatever. People will always find something to go mad about - besides, you know...guns don't kill people, people kill people. And, coming from a nation with very tight gun control laws - well, here, the people possessing guns are mainly either employed by the police (which is underfunded and -trained and thus doesnt't exactly do a good job as protecting the citizens) and wannabe criminals carry knifes and iron knuckles, and well - to me, it doesn't make much of a difference if I get stabbed or beaten to death, but I'd wish I'd at least have a chance to defend myself and finally can cross the street in certain parts of this land without having to fear some rabid criminals.

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    28. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will most likely never have this problem as I dislike automatics. I hope that the fact that I will only own stick shift cars will be enough of a deterrent that I will never have to worry about it.

      I would love to see a 6-year old try to press a clutch that weighs as much as he does. And even if he gets it started I don't think he'll be able to shift into reverse, let alone drive anywhere. He'd probably stall the car on the driveway. Hell, my fiancee stalls the car on the driveway.

    29. Re:Prosecute the parents by resonantblue · · Score: 1

      We don't need to put blame on anything. A kid cannot really learn to drive from GTA. I'm sure he learned a lot more from watching his parents drive; but we're not gonna say it's somehow wrong for a kid to watch someone drive, are we?

      It's ridiculous that they would single out GTA when thee are so many REAL LIFE places where he could have learned to drive. It's just a damn excuse to blame video games again.

    30. Re:Prosecute the parents by warsql · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Reminds me of an episode of All in the Family.
      Gloria: Daddy, do you realize there were x number of murders committed with guns last year?
      Archie: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they were pushed out of windows?

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    31. Re:Prosecute the parents by pha3r0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Father of a two year old, uncle of a 3 and a 1 year old: Some above comments speak of locking everything down when kids are involved. Well that's just not always possible, however my daughter (or nieces under my care) has (have) _never_ gotten into anything dangerous. Be it cleaning supplies, any of my guns or ammo, toolboxes, knife drawer or even so much as a fire ring while camping.

      God forbid it may happen one day, but god willing I or my wife will be there, close by and prepared to handle the situation.

      Now jokes aside if this young boy actually spent enough time playing GTA to figure he could drive, and his parents had not yet taught him the difference between a game and reality. AND they allowed this boy to exit the house, keys in hand, and take control of a motor vehicle then there is absolutely no one at fault then his own parents.

      You simply do not know what a child will do at any given time. You as the adult, guardian, mentor and/or parent MUST keep one eye or ear firmly dedicated to them. You must take responsibility when they knock things down at the store, show them how to apologize when you walk in front of an old man at McDonalds, and for they're sake monitor what they are doing in the moments before these things happen. It might not be an old guy in a wheelchair sometime, it could be a bus.

    32. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "properly handled and locked up" did you not understand? Each of your examples assumes the opposite...

    33. Re:Prosecute the parents by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Automatics are slightly easier than manuals to get moving ;) A six year old could watch his parents drive and get the car going fairly easily, really, especially if he just had to shift into drive.

    34. Re:Prosecute the parents by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      I don't want to be "ruled" by "you", Whoever "you" are.
      I think getting stoned and laid are perfectly normal activities, unlike trying to screw your fellow man, hurt the world and sequester all you can in a big, stupid, zero sum game.
      Fuck "you".

    35. Re:Prosecute the parents by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      It works with the inverted clause too.

      "Omg Children Hide Teh Boobies!"

      Aka Wardrobe Malfunction.

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    36. Re:Prosecute the parents by HiVizDiver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But if I were to try and beat someone to death, I'd sure pick a hammer over a gun. :-P

    37. Re:Prosecute the parents by kiwijapan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Archie: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they were pushed out of windows?

      Only if they were pushed into Linux...

    38. Re:Prosecute the parents by beelsebob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's one difference between said gun and said hammer â" the hammer has another purpose. Which is why most countries (but not the US) limit gun use to only people who have another purpose for the gun.

    39. Re:Prosecute the parents by kwdboog · · Score: 1

      You are saying that a 6 year old understood the rules of the game? Keep in mind that GTA is non-linear. A person could drive around doing nothing to advance the game. Maybe get their wanted level up over time by just not being good at it, running over people and hitting poles. For a 6 year old, that might be exciting. If he knows how to load a game into the computer/ps2/whatever, then any kid could pick up a game and play. How many parents keep the "M" games locked away from the kids? Most are kept in the same locations. I am not really suggesting it is okay for kids to play these games. I have kids. I just don't buy "M" games.

    40. Re:Prosecute the parents by dmizer · · Score: 2
      It's hard for 7 year olds to accidentally kill their playmate and have drive-by shootings when guns are

      properly handled and locked up

      Parent is clearly advocating gun safety here.

    41. Re:Prosecute the parents by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the USA, where lots of parents expect the State to do the parenting for them. Because, you know, they deserve it after all.

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    42. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are saying that a 6 year old understood the rules of the game? Keep in mind that GTA is non-linear. A person could drive around doing nothing to advance the game. Maybe get their wanted level up over time by just not being good at it, running over people and hitting poles. For a 6 year old, that might be exciting.

      Perhaps VERY exciting. My nephew (5yo) knows about my Need for Speed and how the cops chase you if you go to fast. He tells me if he were to play he would just drive slowly. He wanted details on how do I know what is too fast etc. Of course, you just breath on the controller and you are going 50-60mph which still seems slow but is very ticket worthy on city streets. And the reality is you almost never avoid the cops unless it is part of a challenge or you've taken on too much damage (errr, flat tires - 1 is barely managable).

      In your GTA example, the kid may just have fun walking the streets, bumping into pedestrians (or hearing them talk), finding a park car etc. The game doesn't really shove the gun in your hands. More games should be like that and they could indeed be very playable and very kid friendly. Make it a challenge to get into the red-light bar that a kid won't understand (need ID or something).

    43. Re:Prosecute the parents by ThePengwin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably because the accidently shot may be dead?

    44. Re:Prosecute the parents by azenpunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the other difference between a gun and a hammer is that when both are held by an attacker and an intended victim, only the gun offers either a level field or possibly gives the victim an advantage, where the hammer gives the advantage to whoever is strongest and most violent.

    45. Re:Prosecute the parents by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 5, Informative

      so guns are in fact more dangerous than hammers.

      Hammers might be a bad example, but guns are a lot less dangerous than cars. In fact, we are all much more likely to be killed by a car than a gun.

      Firearms are involved in 0.6% of accidental deaths nationally. Most accidental deaths involve, or are due to:
      motor vehicles (39%),
      poisoning (18%),
      falls (16%),
      suffocation (5%),
      drowning (2.9%),
      fires (2.8%),
      medical mistakes (2.2%),
      environmental factors (1.2%),
      and bicycles and tricycles (0.7%).

      Among children:
      motor vehicles (45%),
      suffocation (18%),
      drowning (14%),
      fires (9%),
      bicycles and tricycles (2.4%),
      falls (2%),
      poisoning (1.6%),
      environmental factors (1.5%),
      and medical mistakes (0.8%).

      Clearly guns don't kill people -- cars kill people. Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      As an aside, I have an assault rifle (in California, bought it just because it was being banned) a .45 and a 9mm. I also have an SUV. Believe me, I could kill a lot more people with the SUV than I could with all three guns and a wheelbarrow full of ammo. Just hit a crowded parade area, with jam-packed sidewalks, one fine day and start mowing people down. You can keep that up a lot longer in an SUV than you can shooting on the street corner (before a cop shoots you or the crowd jumps you). I can go 400 miles on a tank of gas, I could mow down most of a parade route before the cops boxed me in and shot me.

      You want to keep your kids safe? Hide the keys. You want to keep society safe? Take away the cars.

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    46. Re:Prosecute the parents by azenpunk · · Score: 1

      never played grand theft auto have you? the game surely taught him that he was supposed to hit a lamp post every 35 feet.

    47. Re:Prosecute the parents by Gerzel · · Score: 1, Funny

      not if that person had a gun...

      Then I'd choose an out-of-the-way abandoned building which I have turned into my own personal torture game. I'd create a creepy doll with a recorded swazzle(google "Punch and Judy") laugh and drug all the contestants having them wake up to choose to kill one another in creative ways or die horribly.

    48. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, even if drug/prostitution are victimless crimes...

    49. Re:Prosecute the parents by sortius_nod · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Vite 1 DeathElk for prime minster!

    50. Re:Prosecute the parents by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah and what is that caused by? Stupid irresponsible parents! I have been around guns all my life. One of my earliest memories is my dad giving a very good demonstration on why you shouldn't touch the guns. He shot a barrel full of fish guttings with his double barrel. He said "See all that blood and mess? That barrel was a heck of a lot stronger than your body and look at all the pieces. That is why you NEVER touch the guns! Because it can cut you in half!" And you know what? That lesson stuck. I never went near dad's guns unless he was there with me to guide me.

      you can go as far as the UK and try to ban everything sharp and pointy that might hurt you. And you know what? Stupid people will find a way to hurt themselves and criminals will find a way to hurt you. Personally I would rather have the option of owning a gun if I have to live in a bad neighborhood. I taught my boys that guns aren't play toys. They know and have seen what kind of damage a gun can do. I shouldn't have my right to defend myself taken away because stupid people leave guns lying around, just as I shouldn't have my ability to play GTA taken away from me because piss poor parents give a freaking 6 year old GTA to play with. I agree with the other poster, bust their ass.

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    51. Re:Prosecute the parents by TGoddard · · Score: 0, Troll

      We can accept that things that we need or use can have a dangerous side. A car is dangerous, as is a gun intended for hunting. What I really find unbelievable is that people living in a modern country would keep guns expressly for the purpose of using against other people. It isn't OK to have a gun for "defense". An implement of death increases the chance of everybody in its vicinity dying, regardless of who holds it.

    52. Re:Prosecute the parents by cliffski · · Score: 2

      guns are indeed much more dangerous than anything in the toolkit. If this was not true, then armies would fight each other with screwdrivers.
      You only need to leave the gun not locked up once to have an accident that a family will regret forever. Everyone forgets to lock up at some point.

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    53. Re:Prosecute the parents by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      Isn't it illegal to supply an 18 certificate game to a 6 year old? Parents have a duty of care to protect their kids and exposing them to adult material should not be something for them to brag about.

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    54. Re:Prosecute the parents by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The boy should be congratulated on his enthusiasm and ingenuity.

    55. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong,

      Its a female pedestrian every 10 feet

    56. Re:Prosecute the parents by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that cars are far more dangerous than guns?

    57. Re:Prosecute the parents by ziphnab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To quote an old southern rock band "handguns are made for killing, they ain't good for nothing else". Ask yourself, what legitimate uses are there for a car, and then what legitimate uses are there for a gun? The difference would be in intended use, and no matter how much the gun industry toots it's horns, if everyone in the US just owned the thing for sport, you'd need a lot more shooting ranges. Also, it's nice to call cars more dangerous then a gun, but try and be at least statistically accurate and compare the number of cars owned to the number of guns owned and then look at the number of injured. I'm gonna guess the percentages differ somewhat.

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    58. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you familiar with the Hammer time beat down?

    59. Re:Prosecute the parents by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Inversely, what part of "accidents happen" don't you understand? The risk associated with an item isn't assessed only from the best case scenario. It has to average out all scenarios over how likely they are.

    60. Re:Prosecute the parents by wellingj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did I miss something or did you just deem self defense as an immoral act?

    61. Re:Prosecute the parents by theM_xl · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      In how many of the cases does someone getting shot count as accidental, anyway? I suspect the number of deaths caused by cars INTENTIONALLY is a lot lower than the number of deaths by gun.

    62. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to know that doctors are more dangerous for my children than guns (look at the statistic for medical mistakes!). Next time one of my children gets sick I won't go to a doctor, I will handle him a gun!

    63. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my 5 year old was playing GTA and HALO, last year... now he's in 1st grade ahead of schedule. Kindergarten lasted 4 months.

      with a parent sitting behind or beside a child, games and movies can be used as educational tools... no matter how 'adult' they may seem there's something that is learned from them, whether it's 'actively and intentionally learned' is the question. exactly what kind of stories do you think fathers used to read/tell to their children 4 hundred years ago? why is it that only 1 hundred years ago 12 year olds were taking on the responsibilities of adulthood, but today, seesh, i know 40 year olds that have no idea what that means, "the responsibilities of adulthood."

      good guys, bad guys, cause and effect, consequences, laws, the concept of property via theft, the dangers of weapons, gravity, speed, the manipulation of objects in space... heck, taylor learned that when you do things people don't like they can loose interest in having you around (call it loosing friends). he learned this from GTA after noticing and questioning why rival gang members were shooting at him while he was on their turf.

      and yes, he realizes the difference between real life and video games... if you ask him what a gang is he currently says "bad guys on GTA" or something along those lines, not a group of notorious criminals who have incorporated to better control their ability to earn a buck, illegally--or something along those lines. more importantly he doesn't think being in a gang or hurting people is cool, even though he does think driving around in a simulated environment destroying things and setting people on fire is.

      i laughed when his grandmother shivered at the sight of him playing HALO, a first person shooter. i used it to encourage him to learn to read (which was a problem), and to teach him to follow directions, as well as--through online play--to work as a group... as well as other things i can't quite recall.

      i try not to say, "i can do this, but you can't." if Taylor wants to do something he's not ready for i tell him he can learn, but that he's not ready yet. simple as that. there's nothing he cant do. and i down right expect him to take on and be successful at managing all the responsibility of a grown adult, as long as he's had the opportunity to learn how to.

      it's all a question of parenting and personality anyway. not a question of age. a poorly parented individual is probably more likely to act as a criminal, due to the lack of moral leadership, and a well parented individual can still decide later to become a criminal.

      but if we're going to remain focused on kids, look to their parents, not their learning tools.

    64. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but at least the hammer doesn't kill the guy down the road.

    65. Re:Prosecute the parents by Sobieski · · Score: 1

      Cars are not very good examples either.

      I don't know what it is like in the US, but where I live, cars are not *designed* to hurt anyone.

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    66. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about accidental deaths? This argument started about whether or not the violence in GTA is a bigger issue than the sex and drugs. The vast majority of the deaths in GTA are not accidental. I bet guns were involved in a hell of a lot more intentional deaths than any of the other things you mentioned.

      Everyone seems to be forgetting that none of those other things are made to kill people - anything dangerous about them are unintentional, unwanted side-effects. Guns are made to kill things, the danger in them is exactly what they're made for. If you're not harming someone or something with a gun, then you're not using it for what it was meant.

    67. Re:Prosecute the parents by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      I say, teach the kids to drive as early as possible. I don't mean when they're 16 or 18, I mean mean much earlier. They learn by example. If you keep shouting "get the fuck off the road moron" when taking him to daycare, guess what will be his/her first words.

      Same thing with alcohol, drugs, sex, fire arms. The more you make it a big deal, the more they'll be attracted to it when they rebel. Teach them early and yes, display a playboy calendar in you computer room.

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    68. Re:Prosecute the parents by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1

      Properly handled and locked up, nuclear devices are no more dangerous than a hammer. And I do love me some nuking.

    69. Re:Prosecute the parents by master811 · · Score: 1

      What about a Homer Simpson style electric hammer?

    70. Re:Prosecute the parents by fbjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about intended deaths?

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    71. Re:Prosecute the parents by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      armies would fight each other with screwdrivers.

      I will make millions selling modified guns that shoot screwdrivers! Bwa hahahahahah!.

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    72. Re:Prosecute the parents by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      You must, or should, be a games designer...

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    73. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly guns don't kill people -- cars kill people. Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      Go read "The Deadlier Weapon" by Larry Niven (short story).

    74. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if you look at two important factors, the ability to recover and purposeful intent to injure, I think you'd agree: You are far less likely to recover from the most common mode of injury from a gun (gunshot wound) vs. the most common mode of injury from a hammer (hitting ones fingers with it rather than a nail). Furthermore, if you look at the amount of injuries from purposeful intent to injure, I think you'll find both the number of injuries and seriousness of gun related ones far exceeds those from hammers.

      If I had a choice, even for that kid, I'd lock up the gun cabinet before I lock up the toolbox.

    75. Re:Prosecute the parents by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      And 5-gallon buckets of water kill more children under 8 every year than guns. So do swimming pools.

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    76. Re:Prosecute the parents by citizenr · · Score: 1

      You should probably be more concerned with the parts where you kill people.

      not in america, sex is more dangerous than drugs and violence. For example "Super High Me" has same rating as "Saw" movies just because dude smokes pot and is happy about it.

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    77. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was trying to find something fun to do this weekend. Thanks for the tip.

    78. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >Clearly guns don't kill people -- cars kill people. Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      So much wrong think.

      Let's start with the first part.

      Americans spend 541 hours a year in their cars, or 1.48 hours a day. http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=392456

      Can you, with a straight face, say the average American man, woman, child, and infant spends 1.48 hours every single day shooting a gun? Can you imagine the number of RSI injuries this would cause? No, you cannot. I would not be surprised if the national average is under 1 minute per day spent shooting a gun in the US.

      Based on that idea alone, cars are used 88 times more than guns in the US. Obviously, increased use of a device will increase the likelihood of mistakes. So, cars should show 88 times more accidental uses than guns if they were even EQUALLY safe as guns. Yet cars only show 65x more deaths than guns, according to your statistics. This proves the car is safer than the gun. In fact, since motor vehicle accidents are at the top of your list, it also proves guns are more dangers than anything else in the entirety of the US.

      I know you spend 16 hours a day at a gun range. Quiz your neighbours about the last time they fired a gun, never mind how much time a year they spend doing it. You'll find, unless you're WAY out in the country, the last time was probably never. I would say the majority of that minute a year comes from police using firing ranges.

      Next, guns protecting you from an assailant. I suppose you're not really getting it here. The intent, when using a gun to protect you from an assailant, if to threaten to shoot them. If they continue doing whatever it is you don't like, you do shoot them. Thus fufilling the fact that guns are injury machines. You will justify this by saying it's okay because the other guy is in the wrong. Unfortunately, numbers don't have those feelings. Using the gun to protect yourself has just increased how dangerous they are. QED.

      Now, you are right, you could kill more people with the car. You could actually kill even more people by owning a meat packing plant and poisoning the meat. However, society doesn't look at these uses of the products because they aren't the intended uses, and the unintended uses don't happen often enough to actually worry people (PURPOSEFUL use of a vehicle to injure, not accidental use).

      The only use of a gun is a place a projectile in an animal or human. Can you show me a way to actually use a gun any other way? Don't tell me about pointing it at people, that's not using it any more than sleeping in my car is using it.

    79. Re:Prosecute the parents by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      Yes my 16 year old is not getting a deathmachine on 4 wheels, and my first grader is not getting a 2-wheeled deathmachine. I'm going to practice lowest risk and get them both GLOCKs.

      You are right about cars being dangerous,but at this point we *need* cars. They have a useful function. The only point of a gun is to be used for violence and murder. You may say "self defense is not murder", but you cannot argue that it is violence. Arguably driving a car is a form of violence too, but there is no question that cars right now are very useful to us. We don't just keep them around until someone really pisses us off or we get in a fight that starts to get out of control.

      Also most people who have access to guns, have cars. That's why they do drive-by shootings.

    80. Re:Prosecute the parents by robthebloke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll give you a choice. If you were going to be attacked by someone at a distance of 10 yards, which weapon would you prefer they were holding?

      a) 1 hammer or
      b) 1 gun + 50 rounds

      I'd prefer my attacker to have 1 opportunity to kill me, not 50....

    81. Re:Prosecute the parents by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "the other difference between a gun and a hammer is that when both are held by an attacker and an intended victim, only the gun offers either a level field or possibly gives the victim an advantage, where the hammer gives the advantage to whoever is strongest and most violent."

      And what are the stats on this sort of thing where there is actually a standoff?

      And compared to the number of fatal gun-related accidents?

      Hmmm.

      This is another one of those fantasy crime situations americans like to get involved in. Like the "home invasion" scenario. Very rare, very rare indeed and less likely to involve harm for either party in countries where gun ownership is not commonplace.

    82. Re:Prosecute the parents by robthebloke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In fact, I'm willing to bet that there's more hammer and tool related hospitalizations than gun hospitalizations...

      true, mainly due to guns being illegal in most developed countries.

      Additionally, you have to look at accidental injuries with hammers vs accidental injuries with guns.

      Argh, my thumb hurts v.s.
      Argh, I'm bleeding from a hole in my leg.

    83. Re:Prosecute the parents by Rangu+Nikorasu · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, it was rated M for mature, which translates out to 17+, and in the U.S. the legal age is 18 to be an adult, so it's not really an adult game.

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    84. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hinhule · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that this story doesn't mention the fact that he only took the car after he missed the bus. As the article in swedish press did.

      I also find it interesting that it is assumed that the parents actually had the game and not a friends older brother who finds it funny to see a six year old pick up hookers. Like you didn't have a friend at whose house you were allowed to do a lot more than you were at home.

      The kid probably took the car keys because he didn't want to bother mom, who was sleeping, and quite possibly working nights.

      It's like people around here was never young.

    85. Re:Prosecute the parents by travbrad · · Score: 1

      Complaining about mod point discussions, by discussing mod point discussions. Nicely done. This is like the 2 mirrors thing.

    86. Re:Prosecute the parents by meyekul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll take your bet, if I get to pick the hospital. In a rural type area, sure you might have more people that injure themselves with tools than guns, but go to some inner city hospital in Detroit and ask them how many hammering accidents they've seen today. Any tool becomes exponentially more dangerous when you use it improperly, and I think much less people use guns properly (ie, for purely defensive purposes) than people who use hammers properly (for hitting/pulling nails and things).

    87. Re:Prosecute the parents by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      .... and you can be sure that by the time the kid is 13, he'll probably have figured out where dad keeps the key.

    88. Re:Prosecute the parents by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      If the parents were keeping an eye on their kid they wouldn't let him go into the car and turn it on and start driving it alone... Who cares about GTA.

      Parents have gotten arrested for lesser things (The parent got arrested as their 2 kids left the house in the middle of the night, while the parent and the children were supposed to be asleep)

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    89. Re:Prosecute the parents by travbrad · · Score: 1

      That way the kid gets to experience "the streets" firsthand. If that doesn't teach them the difference between reality and video games I don't know what will!

    90. Re:Prosecute the parents by travbrad · · Score: 1

      I think you're preaching to the choir here.

    91. Re:Prosecute the parents by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      you can go as far as the UK and try to ban everything sharp and pointy that might hurt you.

      In 1999, the Uk had 197 gun related deaths. In 1998 the US had 30419 gun related deaths. Whilst I'm sure most gun owners are sane sensible people who take proper precautions, it only takes one who is not sane or sensible, and then a life is needlessly lost. Unfortunately the gun crime stats for the US seem to indicate that there are enough people in the latter category to cause 30000+ deaths every year.

    92. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A kid could kill another kid with a pencil, so why aren't pencils banned?

    93. Re:Prosecute the parents by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget also that although firearm deaths are on the rise, accidental firearm deaths are actually declining. The only category of firearm death on the increase (well, no stats for 2008 yet...) is suicide and THAT could as easily be done in the bath with a razor blade. People trying to kill themselves with a gun are usually really trying to kill themselves; people who are just crying for help usually do something that leaves a bigger chance of rescue, like opening their wrists in the bath, or putting their head in the oven.

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    94. Re:Prosecute the parents by saider · · Score: 1

      Don't read too often about the 7 year old who accidentally killed his playmate when he found his dad's toolbox unlocked.

      You should work in a hospital emergency room sometime. There are plenty of kids that are seriously injured or killed playing with powertools. The reason it is not news is because it is so common.

      Accidental death from firearms is at the lowest rates ever, despite the increase in population and the increase in the number of guns in circulation. All kinds of interesting stats are here.

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    95. Re:Prosecute the parents by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hard to kill someone at ten yards with a hammer

      Depends on your THAC0

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    96. Re:Prosecute the parents by nazsco · · Score: 1

      1. Raise a child in a way that it will steal cars @6y
      2. Blame video games rated for teens
      3. Get extra sued for buying such game for a child
      4. Make the kid lie in court again and say he downloaded from p2p
      5. ???
      6. Profit! ...or simple get a lot of love in /.

    97. Re:Prosecute the parents by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the hammer tends to be a *bit* easier to dodge

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    98. Re:Prosecute the parents by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The US doesn't do that because we understand that you can't have the other nine rights in the bill of rights if you don't have any way to protect them. Universal rights are a nice idea but in the end they are pure bullshit, and the only rights those you have are those you can keep and hold. Gandhi said that of all the acts of the British, disarming an entire nation would go down among their blackest. Carrying this idea along, do you really trust your government to be in charge of all the guns? I sure as hell don't. And the day I do, you might as well shoot me because I have turned off my fucking brain.

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    99. Re:Prosecute the parents by jhetrick62 · · Score: 1

      What's the difference! By all means, just the language alone and the violence of any type is far too much for a 6yo! The parents should be sterilized before they screw up another child in this world.

    100. Re:Prosecute the parents by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      I think a car can do an admirable job protecting me from an assailant: it is made of steel, has locking doors, and can travel at a high rate of speed.

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    101. Re:Prosecute the parents by nazsco · · Score: 1

      Always amaze me how ppl that have guns for using in a shooting range never even asked if they offers locks there. They all simple assume it's natural to keep it under the pillow.. Go figure.

    102. Re:Prosecute the parents by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not sure which version of GTA he may have had access to, but mine didn't show me how to turn the key while pushing the gas pedal down with the car in park.

      None of my cars have required this. They require only that you hold the gas pedal down to shift out of Park (or Neutral, the other gear in which you are allowed to start them.) Manuals (generally) require that you hold the clutch pedal down while starting, but a) only like 40% of cars are even OFFERED with a MT any more and b) if he can clutch, he deserves to drive. Put that kid in the go-kart races STAT.

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    103. Re:Prosecute the parents by nazsco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I  learned how to create a lock pick from scrap and use it to open a room where my parents left the video game when they left for work and i was supposed to be doing something else.... I was 8.

    104. Re:Prosecute the parents by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of the deaths in GTA are not accidental.
      I guess that depends on whether you consider deaths from driving on the pavement to make a deadline accidental or not ;)

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    105. Re:Prosecute the parents by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you were going to be attacked by someone at a distance of 10 yards and they had a gun with 50 rounds, it would suck. But if you also had a gun, they'd be a lot less likely to try to attack you.

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    106. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be entirely fair, I don't take my loaded gun to work everyday either. And I'm pretty damned sure a car can infact help protect you from an assailant.

    107. Re:Prosecute the parents by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      My next door neighbour's kid just built a potato cannon (with my help) for a school project.

      The thing looks like a bazooka, and let me tell you, when that thing goes off, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of the projectile.

      I seriously think, if you were to aim well, you could probably kill somebody with it.

      It's just the manual reload time that would kill you - no pun intended - in a firefight.

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    108. Re:Prosecute the parents by nazsco · · Score: 1

      Wow, indeed! I am off to update the wikipedia entry on doctors.

    109. Re:Prosecute the parents by thebheffect · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're doing the same thing the article is suggesting: passing the problem off onto the wrong object. Even if you take away the guns, you still have a maniac running around looking to kill you.

    110. Re:Prosecute the parents by nazsco · · Score: 1

      Easy. Display a corpse in the computer room

    111. Re:Prosecute the parents by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Because then they couldn't do their homework.

      Someone please THINK OF THE HOMEWORK!! ERR CHILDREN!!!111!!1ONE!!!

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    112. Re:Prosecute the parents by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Another Southern saying, "Some people just need killin'". God made Man, but Colonel Colt made them equal.

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    113. Re:Prosecute the parents by D3viL · · Score: 1

      The UK has a much higher fatal stabbing rate then the US.... when people want to kill each other they will find a way.

    114. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know.....my dad once put a bleeding hole in his leg with a hammer.

      Of course, he was trying to hit some annoying animal with it at the time, and missed, so it might very well count as an offensive weapon at that point, rather than a hammer...

    115. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is a little skill can fend off the wannabe's with knives and iron knuckles. However no amount of martial art skill can defend long-range against a gun.
      So really you are getting a chance to defend yourself.

    116. Re:Prosecute the parents by 10Neon · · Score: 1

      I think there is a bit more to designing games than watching the Saw movies over and over.

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    117. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, i've tried this twice and twice the 'continue editing' button has tossed all of my text so:

      in a standoff the criminal runs. that's the short version. most incidents involving guns and an intruder, the intruder runs away to rob someone else.

      the usual statistic that a homeowner is 3 times as likely to be shot by his own gun than shoot the intruder is likely true, but it only counts incidents where shots are fired, which is in reality fairly rare.

      i'd pull up stats to back myself up but quite frankly that burden is on you.

    118. Re:Prosecute the parents by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      The only use of a gun is a place a projectile in an animal or human. Can you show me a way to actually use a gun any other way?

      So if the entire country got killed by being pistol whipped, rather than shot, then by your logic guns wouldn't be dangerous?

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    119. Re:Prosecute the parents by gosand · · Score: 1

      In fact, I'm willing to bet that there's more hammer and tool related hospitalizations than gun hospitalizations...

      Well, if you're trying to weigh out which is "worse" then you should also consider the positive uses of each. But you aren't trying to do that at all, are you because you already know the answer to that.

      And before your blood pressure spikes and you start spouting more hackneyed quips and amendments at me, let me just say that I don't have a problem with gun ownership. But the fact is that violence has permeated the American society as OK, and sex/drugs are seen as evil. That's where this thread started, and as is usually the case with gun owners, the conversation gets steered towards making guns and gun violence seem ok. (the real problem isn't the guns themselves, it's those who worship them)

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    120. Re:Prosecute the parents by xonar · · Score: 1

      Either that or he watches mainstream movies.

    121. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the people of the US didn't have them do you think that the US wouldn't be a straight out dictatorship by now?

      I was against gun ownership until the Bush family came along.

    122. Re:Prosecute the parents by iainl · · Score: 1

      Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      On the contrary. The reinforced steel shell of a car does an excellent job of protecting you from the sort of assailant you demonstrated is the most statistically likely.

      I for one would far rather get a tail-end shunt from another vehicle while driving than run over by someone doing the same speed.

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    123. Re:Prosecute the parents by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Some people deem self-defense to be an immoral act. Pacifism is a tenet of many moral codes.

      Am I mistaken, or did you just claim violence against another person is a moral act?

      *Your* moral code is not *the one true* moral code.

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    124. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What are you talking about?

      I could use a hammer to hit a nail, knock a piece of wood into place, or take a wooden structure apart. It's a tool, it doesn't have some "higher purpose". A gun is also a tool. You could shoot paper for fun (target shooting), go hunting to provide food for your family, or protect your family. The person USING the tool chooses what to do with them, they don't have some intrinsic "purpose".

    125. Re:Prosecute the parents by RenoGeek · · Score: 0

      You want to keep your kids safe? Hide the keys. You want to keep society safe? Take away the cars.

      Hell, if I want to keep my kids safe, I think I'd just hide them from you...

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    126. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about the gun laws in the USA (and I can't be arsed to look it up), but I have this idea that there aren't many prerequisites to owning and operating a gun in most states. Something like being of legal age, and that's it.

      A car, on the other hand, tends to require some a license, right? One you do not get without taking a test to prove you're capable of handling it (and perhaps of somewhat sound mind?). Operating your car without this license will get you in trouble with the law.

      Strangely enough, in some countries we take a similar approach to guns -- they require a license. I live in Sweden and I own guns, but I had to prove that I can handle them in a safe manner and that I had a valid use for them. Didn't seem like too much of an imposition to me.

      Oh, and since you're so good with presenting statistics about the dangers of cars vs. guns, how about some usage statistics. Something like how many hours of use the average car gets vs the that of the average gun. My point is, I'm sure there aren't that many deaths from something like handling sweaty old dynamite sticks (or take your pick of something really dangerous), but on the other hand most people don't spend an hour or more a day playing with those things.

      And by the way, how do you know you'd be able to kill more people with your car than with a rifle and lots of ammo? My guess would be that it's not as easy to kill a lot of people with a car at all. You have to keep the speed at a level where your targets won't be able to dodge you and you will be sure to kill or injure them grievously. This means that you may damage your car or yourself quite easily, even if it is a SUV. Then there's the matter of your cars maneuverability at this speed vs. the maneuverability of people on foot. Sure, if you find a crowded walkway and gun it onto it, you'll be sure to take some lives, but even in an ideal situation you'll probably end up bogged down with people scattering to safety pretty quickly. I'd say a gun would be more effective at killing people if handled by someone competent. After all, a gun is design with that sort of thing in mind, isn't it? Would be a bit of a failure as a weapon if some improvised one turned out much better.

    127. Re:Prosecute the parents by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They didn't let him to exit the house.

      The father left for work, despite a court order telling him he was not allowed to leave his son alone with the mother under any circumstance.

      The mother slept.

      The boy, desperate to make it to school so that he could eat breakfast (state assisted at that - aka, free), whereas if he had to stay home he would be out a meal. So he took the keys and drove off.

      This is a clear cut case of parents not parenting. That's fine. It's not this kid's fault his parents are useless. Put him in a different home and put these ass clowns in jail for a while, after removing their ability to father or bear children ever again. Then move on.

    128. Re:Prosecute the parents by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the hammer is a tool - it's a tool that almost any person will at some point need at some point in their life. It's a tool that requires very little training to use (other than maybe don't smack yourself in the thumb).

      A gun on the other hand is a tool that requires training by an expert to use, and a tool that 99% (86.5% of stats are made up on the spot) of people will never need to use. It makes perfect sense to regulate guns to only be given to people who have been (a) trained to use them (b) actually need to.

    129. Re:Prosecute the parents by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      I read the a different article on this from digg. The father was under court orders not to leave his son alone with the mother, but he left them alone together while he went to work. The mother was sleeping and let the kid get ready for school on his own. At 6.

      Sorry, but that's bad parenting. Period. If you parent like that, then you are a bad parent, and your children should be removed from your car. Further, you should be neutered.

      And I don't care if you agree with me or not. This isn't up for debate with me.

    130. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      This is a rated M game, and most places are actually checking ID's when you buy rated M games, similar to buying a pack of smokes.

      Even if he got it online, the name itself should tell you that maybe a 6 year old should not order this game (you know his parents got it for him)

      Besides, obviously if he is hitting a pole, then nobody taught him how to drive, and he is, in all reality, a crappy driver. I was able to rarely hit other cars going super fast in GTA4, so maybe this game did not teach the kid to drive.

    131. Re:Prosecute the parents by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

      Hard to kill someone at ten yards with a hammer

      Not really; you just have to be a REALLY good shot, and have some great upper-body strength.

      Don't read too often about the 7 year old who accidentally killed his playmate when he found his dad's toolbox unlocked.

      It wouldn't be as sensational, now, would it? You could still VERY easily kill someone with a screwdriver, nail gun, hammer, cat's paw...not to mention power tools.

      school children are almost never killed in the crossfire in drive by nailings

      Now that, right there, made your comment worth the 5 mod...funny, though, not insightful.

      so guns are in fact more dangerous than hammers.

      That would be a point of opinion, still. Is it easier to accidentally kill someone with a gun? Yes. Are guns inherently more dangerous? No.

      Those that own them should take more precautions, to be sure, but it doesn't make the gun any more dangerous than any other common tools/hobby paraphernalia in homes. Why not complain about electricity? You want to talk about something that's easy to accidentally abuse; all you have to do is touch a frayed cord, or stick a penny in an electrical outlet, and the kid can be dead! We should insist on Electricity Control Laws that make it more difficult for children to injure themselves! How about mandatory Outlet Guards with a lock, so that only the parents can use the keys to access this dangerous resource! Won't somebody think of the children?!!

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    132. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you having the gun puts them into a situation where they feel the only way out is actually to shoot you. If you appear non-threatening, you will LIKELY not actually be harmed. If your attacker suddenly feels threatened, however...

    133. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It's just a game. What sort of lasting harm do you think could come to a kid from playing a game? What evidence do you have that any game, even GTA, is harmful to kids?

      It's worth pointing out that this particular kid could have learned this particuar behavior from many games. Mario Kart, Simpsons Hit & Run, etc. So stopping him from playing GTA specifically isn't really much help.

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    134. Re:Prosecute the parents by Eg0Death · · Score: 2, Informative

      In 2007 there where:

      301,621,157 people in the US
      11,251,828 Total CRIMES
      1,408,337 Violent (seperate from murders)
      16,929 Murders (not included in violent)
      855,856 Aggrivated Assault - a reckless attack with intent to injure seriously (as with a deadly weapon)
      2,176,140 Burglaries - Lowest since 1991

      This gives a .47%violent crime rate in America ((1,408,337+16,929)/301,621,157)

      Source http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/uscrime.htm

      In 2005 there were:
      419,640 - Non fatal Gun crimes
      8,478 - Handgun deaths
      2,868 - other gun deaths
      2,147 - Knife deaths
      671 - Blunt object deaths
      2,528 - Other object deaths

      USDOJ Source.gov http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm

      UK Crimes

      In 2007 there were:
      60,975,000 - Total Population (estimate)
      1,045,369 Violence crimes
      621,958 Burglaries
      3,810,971 Total Crimes

      This gives a 1.7% violent crime rate (1,045,369/60,975,000)

      http://212.78.84.22/superweb/login.do?guest=guest

      http://www.statistics.gov.uk/CCI/nugget.asp?ID=6

      So the UK has a crime rate roughly 3.61 times worse than the US in violent crime rates.

      Does fear of being shot deter criminals in the U.S.? Are citizens of the U.K. better at reporting crimes?

      Shamelessly copied from http://runryder.com/helicopter/t471261p1/

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    135. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hatta · · Score: 1

      His parents (or somebody) went out and actively bought a game where you deliver drugs and are free to have sex with prostitutes for him.

      So what if they did? It's just a game. Do you have evidence that this is a bad thing to do?

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    136. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You're pretty sick. It's just a game. There's no evidence that playing games hurts anyone. But here you are, calling for people to be shot over it?!

      I don't know what YOU were exposed to that made you so violent, but whatever it is should be banned.

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    137. Re:Prosecute the parents by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but the PPs moral code -IS- the one supported by biology and physics. That might not make it "the one true" moral code, but it sure does lend some credence to the idea.

    138. Re:Prosecute the parents by secretcurse · · Score: 1

      They require only that you hold the gas pedal down to shift out of Park

      No, they require you to hold the brake pedal to put the car in gear. At least, I hope they do. Otherwise you must have a terribly exciting time getting out of your driveway every morning...

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    139. Re:Prosecute the parents by neomunk · · Score: 1

      I love it when the same people who can accurately and eloquently explain why "think of the children" is a really really poor reason to wiretap everybody (and it is a very very poor reason) think "think of the children" becomes a compelling and undeniable argument when used in a gun ownership debate.

      It's a poor poor reason to wiretap, and it's a poor poor reason to take away a persons firearms too. If you're too scared to live in a nation of self-responsible adults (no matter what scares you, terrorists or rednecks) then move please, we'll both be better off for it.

    140. Re:Prosecute the parents by Deathnutz · · Score: 1

      ...but if I wanted to shoot or kill you but didn't have a gun, I'd use a hammer, sure.

    141. Re:Prosecute the parents by neomunk · · Score: 1

      *sigh* A "large portion" of murders aren't over drugs, the "large portion" (that is bullshit anyway, it's just false) of murders you're talking about are BLACK MARKET related. if drugs weren't on the black market, there wouldn't be murders, at least only as many as there are for other legal items people view as "necessities".

    142. Re:Prosecute the parents by abbyful · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would prefer that I had 1 gun + 50 rounds to defend myself against said attacker.

    143. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hatta · · Score: 1

      These parents are neglectful, I agree. But that's for allowing their kid to take a joyride. That's obviously dangerous.

      What's not obvious is why the kid shouldn't be allowed to play GTA. What is wrong with that, it's just a game? What negative consequences do I risk if I allow a kid to play GTA, and what evidence do you have that they actually happen.

      All I've seen so far is knee-jerk reactions. I'd think Slashdotters would be more immune to this "think of the children" garbage, but I guess not.

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    144. Re:Prosecute the parents by abbyful · · Score: 1

      You don't read too often about a kid finding and playing with a gun and killing their playmate when their parents have taken the time to educate the child about guns.

      The ones you hear about are children who find a gun and are curious because their parents never took the time to explain gun safety to them.

      http://www.nrahq.org/safety/eddie/

    145. Re:Prosecute the parents by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      The parents are double neglectful. GTA is not material for a 6 year old and the kid should not have been able to take the car joyriding. Just because GTA is unlikely to have been the cause of this does not mean that letting the kid play it is OK.

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    146. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand if you have spent even a day with a 6 year old you quickly find out how mentally and physically exhausting it is to keep them entertained. When you stop, unless they have other kids to play with, they get bored and edgy and ignoring them isn't so easy when they are following you around and begging.

      I assume this is why some parents need electronic babysitters like tv. Not all parents have the same energy levels to deal with it.

    147. Re:Prosecute the parents by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hard to kill someone at ten yards with a hammer

      Ya, which is why I'd rather have a gun when someone is chasing me with a hammer.

      I've heard of kids killing each other with a hammer too. Purposefully.

      And if drugs were LEGAL, the violence associasted with it would vanish..just like it did when Prohibition was removed.

      See, when you try to take away freedom, you end up creating a criminal underground that keeps the supply of whatever going... and the high price people are willing to pay leads to crime.

      I'd say trying to tell people what they should be doing with their own body is more dangerous than any hammer.

    148. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hatta · · Score: 1

      GTA is not material for a 6 year old

      You state this as if it's fact. What evidence do you have to support this assertion?

      the kid should not have been able to take the car joyriding

      This I agree with 100%.

      Just because GTA is unlikely to have been the cause of this does not mean that letting the kid play it is OK.

      What exactly makes it not OK?

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    149. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point was that the Netherlands has a better moral priority than the US actually... I'm always perplexed by my societies relative ambivalence to violence and extreme phobia of sex.

    150. Re:Prosecute the parents by abbyful · · Score: 1

      So rather than someone shooting an attacker in self defense, they're just supposed to lay down and get mugged/raped/murdered? Sorry, but if someone is putting me or my loved ones in a life-threatening situation, they're going to get a nice little lead present. I'm a 115 pound women, there is no way I could defend myself against a 250 pound man using only my own strength. Call the police? Here's an idea: check the response time in your city for highest priority calls. In my city, it's 11 minutes. Police get there in time to take a report of what happened, not to prevent it from happening.

      Guns also serve the purpose of providing food. I grew up on game meat. My parently rarely bought meat at the store. We didn't have a lot of money, it was cheaper to put food on the table by hunting rather than buying from the store. And healthier too, since the animals were grass-fed and not pumped full of horomones.

    151. Re:Prosecute the parents by russotto · · Score: 1

      If it's America, then drugs and prostitution are considered bigger social problems than gun violence and murder.

      Actually, this is no longer true. It's drugs, gun violence, then murder, with prostitution rather far back in the pack.

      (gun violence is higher than murder because, like drugs, it suggests to politicians new oppressive laws they can pass)

    152. Re:Prosecute the parents by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      Well for a start the game is an 18 certificate in the UK and M in the US. While it's not technically illegal in the US to sell this game to a minor, Rockstar themselves have admitted that the target audience is late teen and adult. A good parent might actually let their kids play this game if such a thing went hand in hand with frank and open discussion about the issues raised in the game but these people don't sound like they are taking their role as parents very seriously.

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    153. Re:Prosecute the parents by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      You are correct, and from what I remember of GTA, use of the brake was never really necessary. You could just let off the gas. The fact that there is no X or Square button on the car should have been enough to befuddle the kid. He clearly learned driving style from GTA, but learned driving itself from somebody else.

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    154. Re:Prosecute the parents by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I am guessing you are just trolling for a fight because only the unreasonable or the retarded would defend the idea of 6 year olds playing this game. I mean *6* for fucks sake.

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    155. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firearms are involved in 0.6% of accidental deaths nationally.

      While that is an interesting statistic, it's not particularly relevant to me. If I don't own and handle a firearm (and neither does anyone in my family) then it's even less likely that I would be involved in an accidental shooting where a firearm was involved.

      Still, there's two other statistics that I would be fair more interested in seeing:

      1. The percentage of non-fatal accidents that involved firearms. Getting shot probably hurts, and depending where you're shot it could cause serious issues. You don't have to kill someone with a gun to ruin their life with a gun.

      2. The percentage of non-accidental deaths caused by firearms. I'm willing to be that it's an order of magnitude or two higher than 0.6%.

    156. Re:Prosecute the parents by interploy · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true, but I would bet money that even though this is a case of obvious parental negligence (on the part of letting the kid play the game and not paying enough attention to let their car get taken for a ride), and even though the game has an 'M' rating, and even though Rockstar has never even hinted at GTA being suitable for children, advocacy groups are going to go apeshit and the whole restrictions/ban on games flame war and sue-fest will start all over again. Where the hell is the advocacy group for personal and parental responsibility?

    157. Re:Prosecute the parents by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      We do have electricity control laws, you loon. We require circuit breakers, so that people sticking things in outlets or touching frayed cords usually don't get electrocuted, just shocked. In bathrooms, we require ground-fault outlets that stop people from electrocuting themselves while in water.

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    158. Re:Prosecute the parents by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of that many single-hit hammers...

    159. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many sore thumbs are equivalent to one bullet hole in the head?

    160. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a car can protect you from an assailant. You get in it and drive away.

      Not fighting assailants is usually the correct thing to do. People who try to take on assailants with guns tend to have the gun taken off them and used against them.

    161. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars are also much more useful than guns. Hand guns in particular have only one function: hurt people.

    162. Re:Prosecute the parents by somersault · · Score: 1

      But if you also had a gun, they'd be a lot less likely to try to attack you.

      That depends. Is this someone a Yautja Predator? Do they have Little Man Syndrome? Are they a Police Officer and you are carrying the gun in an airport? All important questions..

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    163. Re:Prosecute the parents by wrook · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you this question. Let's suppose you have a gun and you see someone poking around in your house. You notice he has a gun too. What would you do?

      Now let me ask you the same question except that you can clearly see that the person poking around your hose *doesn't* have a gun. Does it affect how you respond?

      In which situation are you more likely to shoot the person?

      If you are more likely to shoot the person if they have a gun, why do you feel that they are *less* likely to shoot you if *you* have a gun?

      I'm not opposed to people carrying weapons if they are extremely well trained in their use. If they are expecting close combat (like in their house), they should also train themselves for those scenarios.

      However, it baffles me that people think that carrying a gun will somehow protect them from the bullets of other people carrying guns. I suppose "As long as I kill him first, I won't get hit". But I don't get where people have the confidence that they will win so overwhelmingly (especially if they aren't trained).

      Personally, I have a lot more confidence in my ability to convince someone with a gun not to shoot me when I'm unarmed.

    164. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so guns are in fact more dangerous than hammers.

      Hammers might be a bad example, but guns are a lot less dangerous than cars. In fact, we are all much more likely to be killed by a car than a gun.

      Firearms are involved in 0.6% of accidental deaths nationally. Most accidental deaths involve, or are due to:

      motor vehicles (39%),

      poisoning (18%),

      falls (16%),

      suffocation (5%),

      drowning (2.9%),

      fires (2.8%),

      medical mistakes (2.2%),

      environmental factors (1.2%),

      and bicycles and tricycles (0.7%).

      Among children:

      motor vehicles (45%),

      suffocation (18%),

      drowning (14%),

      fires (9%),

      bicycles and tricycles (2.4%),

      falls (2%),

      poisoning (1.6%),

      environmental factors (1.5%),

      and medical mistakes (0.8%).

      Clearly guns don't kill people -- cars kill people. Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      As an aside, I have an assault rifle (in California, bought it just because it was being banned) a .45 and a 9mm. I also have an SUV. Believe me, I could kill a lot more people with the SUV than I could with all three guns and a wheelbarrow full of ammo. Just hit a crowded parade area, with jam-packed sidewalks, one fine day and start mowing people down. You can keep that up a lot longer in an SUV than you can shooting on the street corner (before a cop shoots you or the crowd jumps you). I can go 400 miles on a tank of gas, I could mow down most of a parade route before the cops boxed me in and shot me.

      You want to keep your kids safe? Hide the keys. You want to keep society safe? Take away the cars.

      i hate the argument that cars are more dangerous than guns. thats absurd. everyday, millions of cars hit the road in the u.s.. a small percentage of this usage results in an accident. an even smaller percentage result in serious injury or death. if the same millions of americans that use cars handle guns everyday, the number of deaths would be insane. guns are very dangerous. unfortunately they are accessible to idiots very easily.

    165. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about your SUV against my molotov
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_cocktail#Development_and_use_in_war

    166. Re:Prosecute the parents by Draconius42 · · Score: 1

      "properly handled and locked up, they're no more dangerous than a hammer " What part of "Properly handled and locked up" did you get lost on? Your comparisons fail, at least as a counter to the above post.

    167. Re:Prosecute the parents by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well for a start the game is an 18 certificate in the UK and M in the US

      Just because they say it's only for adults doesn't mean it actually is bad for kids. Usually it just means those in power are prudes.

      A good parent might actually let their kids play this game if such a thing went hand in hand with frank and open discussion about the issues raised in the game but these people don't sound like they are taking their role as parents very seriously.

      See, this I agree with. These parents were definitely negligent in letting the kid get to the car with keys. But letting them play GTA in itself is not evidence in any way of wrong doing.

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    168. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you can't rule the world with people who are inclined to get stoned and laid.

      Bill Clinton would beg to differ.

    169. Re:Prosecute the parents by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      I assume you are excluding war zones, and just focussing e.g. on the US. That's fair, but I think in this case you should also consider that hammers are way more often used then guns. I've done a lot of renovation work on my house, and I suspect even if I went hunting every single week from now on, I wouldn't catch up in terms of hammer usage hours to gun usage hours till I die. Hammers are useful and they get used a lot. If you use statistics to estimate whether a particular object is dangerous to handle, then usage is an important consideration.

      In this respect, I suspect that a hammer is more dangerous to handle than e.g. a screwdriver, even though it's quite possible to do yourself harm with a screwdriver, too.

    170. Re:Prosecute the parents by abbyful · · Score: 1

      If he has broken into my house and a gun, he gets shot.
      If he has broken into my house doesn't have a gun, I'd say "get out". If he doesn't, or starts coming towards me, he gets shot.

      No, having a gun doesn't guarantee you are safe or will be unharmed. But it sure helps to even the odds.

    171. Re:Prosecute the parents by pha3r0 · · Score: 1

      I did not RTA last night and haven't yet today, I have however prepared a solid meal for my child which she is eating now.

      The details however I feel are almost semantic issues in this case whether or not they let him leave, fell asleep or were to busy playing WoW is still as you say just appalling. And yes I do fully support the state jailing them and removing this child from there custody _atleast_ untill they have both completed their sentences _and_ an extensive parenting and life skills program, perhaps even obtain a certain number of ECE credits.

      As a father and having a wife that was taken by CPS for false and malicious allegations by her mom against her dad. I have a hard time saying take them forever but if they are not willing to complete some extensive re-education then they simply are not fit parents.

    172. Re:Prosecute the parents by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      Wow, the uber-libs really came out in force on this one. :)

    173. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather blame the parents for letting their 6-year-old drive cars.

    174. Re:Prosecute the parents by Draconius42 · · Score: 1

      No, you only need to leave it unlocked once AND have that one time be coincidentally the ONE time a kid goes looking for it. Still bad, but much less likely than you are implying.

    175. Re:Prosecute the parents by Draconius42 · · Score: 1

      "However, it baffles me that people think that carrying a gun will somehow protect them from the bullets of other people carrying guns. I suppose "As long as I kill him first, I won't get hit". But I don't get where people have the confidence that they will win so overwhelmingly (especially if they aren't trained)."

      It won't stop his bullets, you're right about that. And I won't necessarily kill him first.

      But having a gun at least gives me a CHANCE, rather than leaving me at the "mercy" of this gun-wielding person who has already shown disregard of the law sufficient to break into my house. What's to stop him shooting me if I don't have a gun? His clearly superior ethics?

    176. Re:Prosecute the parents by ubercam · · Score: 1

      I just flew recently and I was amused at the wording on the signs posted as you walk into security. They said I wasn't allowed anything through security which might be construed as a weapon to be used against others or the aircraft.

      I thought to myself, "Shit. I can't take a pen, pencil or keys, I could stab someone with them. I can't take a book, I could use the pages to paper cut someone to death. I can't take my shirt, pants, boxers, socks, jacket, backpack, or charging cables for my laptop and MP3 player, I could strangle someone with them. I can't take my shoes, laptop or anything hard because I could beat someone to death. I can't take a plastic bag, I could suffocate someone with it. Hell I'd probably have to cut off my arms, legs and head too because I could beat, kick or headbutt someone to death, or open the emergency hatch during the flight, potentially sucking people out the door. What CAN I bring on a plane?" Luckily, the security folk don't think like me, or the things in a plane would be the buck naked, headless torsos of quadruple amputees.

      The point is, ANYTHING can be used as a weapon. All tools are deadly, but some are specifically made for the purpose of killing, like guns. A screwdriver is made with the purpose of being able to turn screws. A hammer is made with the purpose of being able to drive and pull nails. A shovel is made with the purpose of being able to dig and throw dirt, gravel, sand, snow etc. You can kill someone with any of them, but that isn't their intended purpose.

    177. Re:Prosecute the parents by madcow_bg · · Score: 1

      And in this direction the madness lies ...

      It seems so much like the SUV dilemma ... well, in a crash, an SUV vs small car the SUV is actually much safer. SUV vs SUV is actually LESS safe than small car vs small car, not considering the SUV harder to steer from a collision course.

      That is not counting the moral problem of shifting the danger for other people ... a small car vs small car benefits society as a whole.

      But as you may say, "Loves me gun, (caresses the gun), loves me gun...".

    178. Re:Prosecute the parents by abbyful · · Score: 1

      It isn't OK to have a gun for "defense".

      How, praytell, do you suggest I defend myself then?

    179. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's modded +4 Insightful for pointing out that guns are more dangerous than hammers?

    180. Re:Prosecute the parents by lupis42 · · Score: 1

      Read about lot's of seven year olds who got to some unlocked toolboxes and maimed themselves though. Guess that's just survival of the fittest? I don't know when I was seven, I had shot a .22 (and thus had a healthy respect for guns, rather than a desire to mess with them), used a chainsaw (with an adult holding it as well), and driven a tractor. If parents introduce these things to kids, kids are less likely to seek them out, and that means less accidental injuries and deaths. Go figure.

    181. Re:Prosecute the parents by slack_prad · · Score: 1

      Typical argument against gun control... Americans scare me.

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    182. Re:Prosecute the parents by brkello · · Score: 1

      But if everyone had guns, and shot them every day...then guns would probably be more dangerous than cars. Your logic is pretty stupid.

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    183. Re:Prosecute the parents by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      If more people are carrying concealed weapons, and criminals know this, they are less likely to attack anyone because they never know who might be capable of shooting back or not. If they know for sure that pretty much any random person they decide to target isn't packing and is going to be an easy target, where's the deterrent?

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    184. Re:Prosecute the parents by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, he crashed because the physics in the game are different than real-life physics.

      He was trying to pass someone when he saw oncoming traffic and swerved back into the correct lane and the car started skidding. (A move that would have worked in the game.)

      Moral of the story... We need better physics in the GTA series of games.

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    185. Re:Prosecute the parents by abbyful · · Score: 1

      You know what scares me? People who want to take away my right to protect myself and my loved ones.

    186. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats what the cops are for, even though the supreme court ruled that they have no obligation to protect an individual.

      Warren v. District of Columbia, 444 A.2d 1 (D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981):

      fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen.

      Remember, when seconds count, the Police are only minutes away.

    187. Re:Prosecute the parents by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Let's put the blame squarely where it lies... on the stupid freakin' parents who were letting a 6-year-old play GTA!

      How about blaming the parents for having a car that can be driven with either a game controller or a mouse and keyboard? It's not like their family car is grafted as the head to an extra large robot!

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    188. Re:Prosecute the parents by BoogeyOfTheMan · · Score: 1

      I once heard a story about a six yr old who thought he could drive because he played GTA4... So I guess that yes, it probably wasnt a good thing for the child.

      Anyone else remember the "cartoons and tv arent real" speach when you were kids? I think that is the main issue here. Not that the parents bought the game for the kid, but that they didnt teach the child that what happened in the game was fantasy and should never be tried in real life.

    189. Re:Prosecute the parents by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you why: Two words-Crystal Meth. If you have been to the rural states lately you know that Crystal Meth exploded when the coke dried up in the late 80's early 90's. Junkies will always want to get high, and Crystal Meth is easy to make and transport. It is also the most violence inducing drugs I have EVER seen! I have been around junkies all my life (living in AR, there are plenty of them) Smack, Acid, Opium(personal fav. Makes junkies all mellow and friendly) I have seen it all and NONE of the other drugs causes any measure of violence compared to Meth.

      I have seen folks that were as sweet and non threatening as you can get, and after a year on that garbage they were like rabid pit bulls. Oh, and the extreme paranoia they get means nearly ALL of them will be carrying weapons, usually the biggest gun they can get, but if they don't have access to those I have seen straight razors and screw drivers carried. I bet if you could find the numbers for when Meth hits an area and then the violence levels for the same date, you could watch the numbers shoot off the chart. That is why I believe we will eventually have to legalize all drugs EXCEPT Meth. If junkies had a choice they would stay away from meth for coke or smack. But the quick profits and easy construction make Meth the drug of profits, so that is what they can get. It is truly the most vicious drug I have ever seen. It is like pure meanness in solid form.

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    190. Re:Prosecute the parents by rgviza · · Score: 1

      How about for not policing their kid? Letting him play the game is a minor thing, allowing him to get the keys, walk out of the house, get into the car and drive it into a pole is the stupid part and the big problem.

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    191. Re:Prosecute the parents by Fourier404 · · Score: 1

      Statistically, it's more dangerous to let kids play at a house with a pool than at a house with a gun.

    192. Re:Prosecute the parents by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Funny

      In a rural type area, sure you might have more people that injure themselves with tools than guns

      Tell that to Dick Cheney...

    193. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most autos these days need you to have the brake depressed in order to shift out of park.

    194. Re:Prosecute the parents by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Let's also remember that this is a car, not a video game.

      A car has a steering wheel, two or three pedals, and a gear shift.

      GTA has an analog stick and two buttons.

      That's like saying I learned to drive by playing Test Drive III. The controls don't map.

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    195. Re:Prosecute the parents by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You know, I learned to drive from watching my mother (when I was 6). I knew enough to start the car, drive and steer, but my feet didn't reach the pedals. Also, I wasn't a little shit that would go joyriding in mom's car.

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    196. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      , for one, can't wait until cars drive themselves. I trust a computer to drive a car (even one running Windows, God forbid) more than I trust any of the idiots on the road (myself included). Now we just need to get guns that shoot that pull the trigger for you...

      On another note, yes, while overall through out the country, cars lend to more hospitalizations than guns, take into account also localized statistics. For example, in Philadelphia, there is a far higher number of reported cases of assault and robbery involving a firearm than in most of the rural areas of this country. Also, in most of the crime centers in the US, you're more likely to get shot than get hit my another car.

      Also, as far as self-defense goes, it's a proven fact that if someone's coming at you with a knife and the distance is less than 20 ft., by the time you pull the gun out, you've already been stabbed.

      Yes, guns don't kills people, people kill people. But let's make sure that the people who kill people don't have guns. Remember, the 2nd Amendment grants the right to arms, it doesn't specify firearms, knifes, or any other kind of armament ;)

    197. Re:Prosecute the parents by AgentGibbled · · Score: 1

      > But if you also had a gun, they'd be a lot less likely to try to attack you.

      How does that work? We've established that the individual with the gun plans to attack you. How would you also having a gun make them any less likely to do so? Because they fear being shot by you? Seems to me like more motivation for them to follow through with their aggressive intentions immediately to prevent you from doing that.

      I really don't understand how a gun is supposed to defend you against someone else with a gun. Someone care to fill me in?

    198. Re:Prosecute the parents by Frederico+Camara · · Score: 1

      Only you would not make this statistic. Accidental deaths is not equal to deaths.

      http://www.the-eggman.com/writings/death_stats.html

      Motor Vehicle Accidents 43,354 1.8%
      Firearms 28,663 1.2%

      Pretty Close, huh?

    199. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have the maniac without the gun than the one with.

    200. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or have sex with prostitutes and then kill them.

    201. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But my argument still is: someBODY actually taught him to drive- not some game.

      Is it impossible to learn through observation? I wanted to drive so bad when I was a kid, I had memorized every step required and would "play drive" in the back seat, matching what the car and my dad would do. I never stole the car, but learning how to use one doesn't require active "teaching" from a parent.

    202. Re:Prosecute the parents by the_big_earl · · Score: 1

      again we see them putting blame on a rockstar who yes makes violent video games, but in this case I don't think this would have been prevented even if his parents did monitor his gaming habits. I think in this case he could have learned the same things from playing a lot of different games, for example need for speed, which for the most part are all E rated games, and it is the same thing for a lot of different racing games that he could have easily gotten and then blamed his learning to on. In the end this just seems to a case of parents that aren't paying attention and trying to blame every one but them selves.

    203. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "guns don't kill people, people kill people."

    204. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also never hear about a 7 year old who accidentally killed his playmate when the gun safe was properly locked.

      School children are almost never killed in the crossfire when weapons are cared for in a safe and secure way.

      So your ad hoc ergo propter hoc argument is nothing more than a logical fallacy.

    205. Re:Prosecute the parents by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

      I agree with the premise of your post, however I have a pet peeve about quoted statistics that are not properly cited. That said (assuming the accuracy of your uncited statistics) I do find it ironic that as an adult I am more likely to be killed in some tragic tricycle related accident then cleaning my gun... It is kind of comforting.

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    206. Re:Prosecute the parents by operagost · · Score: 1

      Issues concerning the former often result in the latter.

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    207. Re:Prosecute the parents by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

      You mean hammers aren't meant to be thrown at 10 yards?

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    208. Re:Prosecute the parents by operagost · · Score: 1

      Did you read the part where he said the gun was locked up? A gun is as dangerous as the family jewels when it's locked up in a safe.

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    209. Re:Prosecute the parents by Draek · · Score: 1

      Do you think you can kill someone in the moment between you realize he's pulling the trigger and the one where the bullet hits you?

      No, the biggest difference is that with two violent or scared people wielding hammers, the only ones likely to die are they themselves.

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    210. Re:Prosecute the parents by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Yes, his moral code isn't the one true moral code, but a pacifism moral code is stupid. The capability for violence is necessary. Without that ability, the unscrupulous will take what they want from you. Now you and I can be happy with nothing, but what happens when you have a family? Can you really stand by while someone hurts the people you love?

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    211. Re:Prosecute the parents by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      We haven't really established this. Of course, analogies are usually wrong and flawed, but I'm gonna take a shot at it (groan). Lets say i give you a gun, and three options. One is to shoot at an unarmed guy. One is to shoot at a guy with a bat. The Third is to shoot at a guy with a gun. Each of these people is free to retaliate as you attempt to shoot them. Which (in our fictitious nonsensical example you being an idiot who follows all directions, unlike real life) of these three would you choose?

    212. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer that the guns were not on sale in Wal-Mart so the attacker would use a stick

    213. Re:Prosecute the parents by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You are as big a part of the problem as anyone else. Here is a simple idea. "VIDEO GAMES DO NOT MAKE PEOPLE CRIMINALS".

      The kid did not steal the car because he played GTA. Your claim that it did is simply stupid. My 4 year old watches plenty of movies and plays video games that would make many parents go white with shock. Of course, I talk about right and wrong with my child. He knows what is pretend and what is real, so I have no fear of him stealing my car. Of course I've also made it clear that as soon as he can reach the peddles, he won't have to steal my car. I'll find private land where he can legally drive the car and show him how.

      This current trend of thinking that we should teach kids about right, and hide wrong from them is crazy. Kids are eventually going to be faced with wrong. When they are, you don't want them to get it confused with the infinant number of right things that they haven't yet experienced.

      Not teaching your kid the difference between real and imaginary is just as crazy.

      Not only should the parents NOT get additional charges because of GTA, the fact that the kid played GTA should not even be an issue. The parents are certainly where there is a problem, but that problem is that the parents are raising an unruly child who does dangerous illegal activities.

      After all, there are hundreds if not thousands of childrens movies where kids illegally drive cars. Would you also suggest that parents who let their kids watch The Last Mismsy should also be arrested?

    214. Re:Prosecute the parents by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      It sometimes can be. Just like pacifism sometimes can be. If someone is in the process of murdering my family, then I would call my act of violence against that person to stop it a moral act.

    215. Re:Prosecute the parents by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Hey! No fair using logic and facts!

    216. Re:Prosecute the parents by knutkracker · · Score: 1

      The US doesn't do that because we understand that you can't have the other nine rights in the bill of rights if you don't have any way to protect them.

      This implies that all countries without widespread gun ownership lack those rights. Not really true. It's also shocking that you imply that gun violence is the only possible means to 'protect them', particularly when you go on to mention Gandhi.

      Gandhi said that of all the acts of the British, disarming an entire nation would go down among their blackest.

      Of course, Gandhi said a lot of other stuff, much of which boils down to 'you don't need guns to beat the British, in fact they make things worse'. Coupled with the fact that he actually did beat the British using non-violent civil disobedience, this shows that there certainly are other ways to protect your rights, but they require a lot more personal commitment and community spirit than having a gun by the bed.

      do you really trust your government to be in charge of all the guns?

      No. But I trust everyone else a lot less.

      And the day I do, you might as well shoot me because I have turned off my fucking brain.

      I'm British, so I have no gun. See? It works!

    217. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only need to leave the gun not locked up once to have an accident that a family will regret forever. Everyone forgets to lock up at some point.

      The same can be said of fuels, household cleaners, scissors, kitchen knives, power tools and probably 100 other common household items. You can't protect all the stupid people from themselves.

    218. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd rather have someone throw a gun at me from 10 yards than a hammer or worse. And the only constant in both your examples is a person who's 10 yards away who wants to kill you. Sucks to be you.

    219. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's OK for some citizens (esp senior citizens & women) to be unable to protect themselves against say a thug with a knife or a drunk ex-boyfriend with a baseball bat? You want to return to the bad old days before firearms where the physically strong could do basically anything they wanted against the weak? You sir are a fucking idiot.

    220. Re:Prosecute the parents by Sirfrummel · · Score: 1

      Wow! I would just like to say this post has made my day! Are you by chance, in the military?

    221. Re:Prosecute the parents by Keynan · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't that guns are more dangerous than hammers in the physical sense but rather the psycological impact of a weapon that exists to harm but the use of does not register as violent.

      Example: In terms of acknowledgment of violence within an action hammers are to guns as guns are to fighter jets.

      As this trail progresses there is increased disassociation with the act of killing.

      Furthermore, the reality is that America's take on gun control like their take on capital punishment and many other controversial issues if flawed in that it is a common sense solution that is presumed to work but the facts of reality don't support the conclusion.

      "Freedom to bear arms" reduces crime slightly but increases violent crime drastically.
      A far more effective way of reducing crime and by extension the safety of your family is to lobby the government for increased funding of education and welfare. I know welfare is not a vary "American" ideal what with the whole communist bigotry still afloat. However, it is a proven fact that increased poverty results in increased crime.

    222. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Detroit is mostly niggers.

    223. Re:Prosecute the parents by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Violence against another can be moral, depending on why you're being violent. Self-defense or the defense of your loved ones against someone trying to maliciously cause you serious harm is usually considered moral.

      Pacifism is only possible because there are other, sterner folks who AREN'T pacifists keeping the wolves at bay...

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    224. Re:Prosecute the parents by Arterion · · Score: 1

      You don't dodge a bullet, you dodge the arm aiming it at you.

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    225. Re:Prosecute the parents by kandela · · Score: 1

      I don't get this whole thread. I can dodge a gun just as easily as I can dodge a hammer, no matter the distance. It's the bullets that I have trouble with.

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    226. Re:Prosecute the parents by kandela · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your government could do a damn good job of oppressing you even though you have a gun. Do you trust your government to own all the tanks?

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    227. Re:Prosecute the parents by danomac · · Score: 1

      the other difference between a gun and a hammer is that when both are held by an attacker and an intended victim, only the gun offers either a level field or possibly gives the victim an advantage, where the hammer gives the advantage to whoever is strongest and most violent.

      The inherent problem with guns is it's too easy to kill someone. Gun accidentally goes off? Someone could die. Hit your hand with the hammer? You're sore but alive. Hammers could possibly be close range weapons. With guns, someone gets mad, grabs a gun, and starts shooting a hail of bullets.

      I'm usually surprised at everyone's response: "Well, if the guy down the street has a gun, then I need one to protect myself!" If there weren't guns, then this wouldn't be a problem.

      People in the US always seems to forget why guns were invented: to kill. It doesn't matter if it was for offense or defense. That's its only purpose. Hammers, knives, etc. have other primary uses.

    228. Re:Prosecute the parents by couchslug · · Score: 1

      GTA isn't any more toxic than paper comics were back when they were the bugaboo of choice.
      The kid was inquisitive, he learned, and while he misapplied the knowledge he isn't the first little kid to play with things he wasn't supposed to.
      I watched Captain Scarlet back in the 1960s, but instense marionette violence didn't trigger me to shoot people and torch the corpses. :)

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    229. Re:Prosecute the parents by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I had figured on parental inattention, but wow that's actually worse than I expected. The kid actually had a good reason for wanting to drive the car somewhere.

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    230. Re:Prosecute the parents by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      but mine didn't show me how to turn the key while pushing the gas pedal down with the car in park.

      Last car I ever had to do that with was made in the 80s.

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    231. Re:Prosecute the parents by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      In a rural type area, sure you might have more people that injure themselves with tools than guns

      Tell that to Dick Cheney...

      Well, I think it's perfectly valid to say that Dick Cheney's friend was injured by a tool.

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    232. Re:Prosecute the parents by bartok · · Score: 1

      Once could argue that people who are smaller are more difficult to aim at so they have an advantage over bigger / taller people.

    233. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      Clearly you don't play much GTA.

    234. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's one difference between said gun and said hammer Ãf" the hammer has another purpose. Which is why most countries (but not the US) limit gun use to only people who have another purpose for the gun.

      You mean the gun has another purpose and the hammer doesn't, right? I don't know of any mechanical engineering geeks who love to take apart and reassemble hammers, but I know several who are way into guns because they're just so freakin' cool. Nerd pride!

    235. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point with guns is that they are really good at their one purpose, and that there are times when it is absolutely justifiable to kill someone. The US right to keep and bear arms is not about permitting people who need guns to have them, it is about the fact that everyone needs the means to defend themselves, and they have the right to use the most effective self defense tools possible.

      That's also why the Second Amendment does not specify guns or knives, or billy clubs, or really stiff rubber-bands. Because it's none of the governments business what you use to protect yourself.

      Unfortunately, neither criminals or madmen (usually) choose to assault their victims when they are standing next to a cop or security guard. In the US, courts have even ruled that the police have no legal requirement to protect you. If they witness you getting murdered, they are not required to try to save your life, their only job is to arrest the murderer.

      So if you are attacked, you have the choice of trying to escape, throwing yourself on the mercy of your attacker, or defending yourself by the most efficient means available to you. Escape is generally the best option if it is practical. I personally would not like to rely on mercy, especially is the perpetrator has already shown themselves to be violent. And, I submit that it is more morally correct to defend yourself by killing an attacker than to allow that attacker to harm you, your family, or the next victim.

    236. Re:Prosecute the parents by powerspike · · Score: 1

      awwww let up on the poor kid, he was only driving to pick up his hoe's

    237. Re:Prosecute the parents by powerspike · · Score: 1

      NoNo, the SUV was protecting him from the pedesitions....

    238. Re:Prosecute the parents by powerspike · · Score: 1

      Wait, That beats the entire purpose of complaing about what was wrong with what happened. They are reporting on a news story elsewhere which is blaming the kids and not the parents, moding this post redundant IS doing the same thing.

    239. Re:Prosecute the parents by powerspike · · Score: 1

      this was a lose lose for the kid then, if the father stayed home, there would be no food on the table to eat, if the kid couldn't get to school to get his free food, he'd go without himself. The father should of really of taken the kid to school himself.

    240. Re:Prosecute the parents by malv · · Score: 1

      Well that depends where the poster is from. If it's the Netherlands, then gun violence and murder are considered a bigger social problem than drugs and prostitution. If it's America, then drugs and prostitution are considered bigger social problems than gun violence and murder.

      Which is why it's legal to murder people in Nevada, but prostitution carries the death penalty.

    241. Re:Prosecute the parents by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Actually no.

      If two people have hammers, yeah someone might manage to get killed, but most likely you'll both end up with a bump on your head and a really lame story to tell your idiot friends.

      If two people have guns, at least one person is going to die, and the other is going to sell a million albums rapping about how he "fucked" your "bitch" and "capped" your "ass". The good news is, one of the idiots is dead. The bad news is, the other idiot is recruiting more followers.

      The only thing carrying a gun will do is make it far more likely that YOU will get shot. Hell, I'd steal your gun and shoot you if I felt threatened!

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    242. Re:Prosecute the parents by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing with you, I think some people wield cars like weapons and should be treated as such, but I've never been mugged at car-point. There's a big difference between accidental death and homicide. People don't buy cars with the express intent to kill, they buy them so they can get around our idiotically designed cities. Guns exist ONLY to kill, whether the victim is animal or human. They have no other purpose.

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    243. Re:Prosecute the parents by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Well I don't know about you, but I'm not too thrilled at the prospect of paying Pfizer $200 per gram for cocaine.

      The biggest problem with legalization is the "legal" drug cartels are even more crooked than the underground ones. They just use lobbyists to do their dirty work instead of gun-wielding retardo-thugs. At least it's easy to tell exactly what's going through the thug's head.

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    244. Re:Prosecute the parents by Atario · · Score: 1

      People seem to have forgotten that Archie Bunker was a negative example, not a positive one.

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    245. Re:Prosecute the parents by Atario · · Score: 1

      Hammers might be a bad example, but guns are a lot less dangerous than cars. In fact, we are all much more likely to be killed by a car than a gun.

      Firearms are involved in 0.6% of accidental deaths nationally. Most accidental deaths involve, or are due to:
      motor vehicles (39%),

      Uh-huh. And more people drown per year than die of plutonium poisoning. Clearly, you're safer swallowing plutonium than water. Right?

      Now, let's back up and ask the correct question: what is the probability of being killed, given a certain amount of time hanging around a car vs. a gun? I'm guessing you get a very different answer.

      Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      O RLY? I bet you'd have a pretty tough time taking my wallet if I'm driving in my car.

      Believe me, I could kill a lot more people with the SUV than I could with all three guns and a wheelbarrow full of ammo. Just hit a crowded parade area, with jam-packed sidewalks, one fine day and start mowing people down. You can keep that up a lot longer in an SUV than you can shooting on the street corner (before a cop shoots you or the crowd jumps you). I can go 400 miles on a tank of gas, I could mow down most of a parade route before the cops boxed me in and shot me.

      You seem to think people are just wisps of paper that you would run through, as in an unrealistic videogame. In actual fact, human bodies weigh 100-200 pounds each (more, in many places), which sucks up your momentum fast. You wouldn't get far into that crowd before you got bogged down in broken bones and blood-slick entrails, after which, you'll have your SUV overturned and your body torn to shreds by the angry mob, all around you. The guns, on the other hand, would allow you to snipe from long distances at people's skulls for weeks or even months, in various locations, unseen, till you finally slipped up and someone caught you.

      Also, the SUV can at least carry you from place to place (even if inefficiently and expensively). The guns, I understand, make poor hammers, worse can openers, and party noisemakers that tend to ruin the mood.

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    246. Re:Prosecute the parents by Atario · · Score: 1

      If your goal is to be able to repel, on a permanent basis, the government (in the form of the police or military or both), or to overthrow the government completely, you're going to need quite a bit more than a gun. Or many guns. Or a whole army of your own, complete with modern armaments and vehicles.

      I know what you're going to say next: what about Iraq? To that, I say: better sell those guns and use the money to take IED-building classes, because that's what's been the only thing coming close to keeping the occupiers bothered.

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    247. Re:Prosecute the parents by dko1625 · · Score: 1

      One argument I often hear qouted as coming from gun enthuiasts is that people, not guns, kill. Taking that at face value the problem is not the number of guns but rather the people owning guns ;-)

    248. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wal-Mart stopped selling guns some time ago. You wouldn't know it unless you actually went back there, though. The gun rack is still there and they simply have other expensive outdoor gear in it.

    249. Re:Prosecute the parents by TGoddard · · Score: 1

      No, I don't deem self-defence an immoral act. I deem it immoral to carry or store weapons with the intent of using them on people, and don't consider self-defence to be an acceptable reason for doing so.

    250. Re:Prosecute the parents by TGoddard · · Score: 1

      I should clarify my main reasoning behind this - defending yourself with lethal force is only acceptable when you are attacked with lethal force. The presence of a gun in a situation immediately escalates it to the lethal force level, regardless of who holds it.

    251. Re:Prosecute the parents by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should take a concealed carry weapons course and see what they teach before you start judging people who carry a gun for legally for self defense. Walk a mile in another man's shoes and all that...

    252. Re:Prosecute the parents by Static11 · · Score: 1

      Clearly guns don't kill people -- cars kill people. Unlike a car, however, only a gun can protect you from an assailant.

      Playing devil's advocate:

      Unlike a gun, however, a car has a purpose other than killing.

    253. Re:Prosecute the parents by Static11 · · Score: 1

      Then why live in a country that doesn't represent what you stand for? If you're afraid or untrusting of your government, surely LEAVING THE FUCKING COUNTRY is a better option than sticking around and buying a gun.

    254. Re:Prosecute the parents by wrook · · Score: 1

      I probably shouldn't reply. But I've got a high fever so I'm delerious enough to get into any discussion ;-)

      I will answer your question in a second (don't worry, I'm not pulling a bait and switch on you!). But I'll answer some other questions first because I think it is important in understanding my thinking. I want to discuss what weapon *I* would choose in the various circumstances.

      First, if he is unarmed, I prefer to be unarmed. I'm trained in unarmed combat, so that's definitely going to be best for me. Also, there is something to be said (a lot to be said, actually) for not bringing a weapon into a fight if you don't need to. It increases the danger level, because no matter how well trained you are, accidents happen. The chances for accidents are less with fewer weapons.

      If he has a bat, then it depends on my distance to him. If I can touch him, I prefer to be unarmed. Same reasons as before. At close distance, the bat is less effective than unarmed as well. If I'm several feet away, it really depends. While I am trained in pole weapons, my training is woefully incomplete. So I might choose a bat, but I might not. Probably it depends on the other person. If they look comfortable with the bat, then probably I'll go for it. Otherwise I'll stay unarmed, trusting in my ability to disarm him without getting too injured.

      Attacking someone with a weapon is also very stupid because if you miss (highly likely if you aren't well trained), they will kill you. It's much better not to attack.

      I don't want a gun because I'm not trained in gun. If the guy rushes me and gets within 2 or 3 feet he has the advantage. It becomes a game of chance. Either I kill/serious wound him, or he kills me. Actually if he comes hard enough he can kill me even if I kill him (bullets don't make people fly backward...) And if I miss, I risk hitting other people.

      If he has a gun, I don't want a weapon. I'm not trained in gun. If we have a gun fight I will almost certainly lose. My only hope is to convince him not to attack. Now, if I were well trained in gun (in close combat situations), I might choose a different answer (but I'm still not sure -- won't know unless I become very well trained in gun).

      Note that my original thesis was that having a gun when you aren't trained in gun is not a good idea. I have no problem with people who are well trained in guns to have them (and I mean trained in combat situations, not target shooting). To me it's just another weapon.

      Also, I believe firmly that if *I* have a gun and *he* has a gun, he will shoot me. Probably 99% of the time. But just like my previous question, if I *don't* have a gun, then the chances are much better that he won't shoot me (why shoot someone who isn't posing a threat). He might still do so.

      Now maybe I can shoot him and kill him before he can pull the trigger. But the odds are *not* 50:50. I'm not trained in gun. And I know from fighting people who have even a small amount of training, you can't beat them if you haven't trained. So I don't want a gun -- at all!

      Now to your question. If I have a gun, what do I want him to have? Well, basically I'm fucked. Because the guy is probably going to attack me. I *really*, *really* don't want that. So I will get rid of the gun, no matter what he has. Of course I prefer that he is unarmed. But my point is that unless I am trained in gun, I don't want one.

      Again, people have this completely irrational thought that they have decent odds of surviving a gunfight even when they are untrained. To those people, I highly encourage them to try it out with paintball or something. Find a gangbanger willing to practice with you and see how well you do... I already know my answer because I've fought with gangbangers before (in controlled situations). I didn't fare well... They fight *a lot*.

      I hope that answers your question properly. A gun is a weapon. If you can wield it well, then I have no problem with you having on

    255. Re:Prosecute the parents by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      Tell someone with asthma (or any other serious health condition or maybe even just fragile stature) just to learn some martial arts to defend themselves. Not everybody can just work out a bit and be able to fend off a whole gang of criminals (yeah, many criminals work in packs here). This is a point most gun control advocates seem to fail to understand - sure, if it's hard to get a gun, criminals will find it hard to get a gun, but so will law-abiding citizens (actually, they may find it even harder, as criminals could just steal a gun somewhere).

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    256. Re:Prosecute the parents by Quintessentialnerd86 · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point of the whole thing.

      The issue is not whether or not it's real or just a game. Parents are buying this dreck thinking the exact same thing you are. They think because it's just a game that it won't do any harm. Kids are very easily influenced by what they see in the media, killing hookers in GTA all day in their room instead of quality family time or going bicycling at the park with friends will have serious repercussions long-term.

      Mario Kart and Hit & Run involve mischievous cartoon violence. There's a big difference. In Simpson's Hit & Run, you don't kill prostitutes, shoot at police and snort virtual cocaine.

      If you want evidence I suggest you look up "video game controversy" in google or Wikipedia. You would be surprised.

      I can't imagine any parent that would buy a game like this for their child ever, let alone at the age of six. My parents were/are no prudes, but they would have to have been insane to do what this kid's parents did.

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    257. Re:Prosecute the parents by mcmaddog · · Score: 1

      By the time you figure out you need a gun, it's usually too late to get one. I'm not opposed to some regulation... I don't think felons or people that have been committed should possess them, but that's already the law so it's more important to use the current laws than try to create more.

    258. Re:Prosecute the parents by shnull · · Score: 0

      yah, agree, how does a 6 year old get the keys to the car ... innit time we introduce parenting license over driver's license ??? when i was a kid, the house was like pretty much filled with guns and ammo , but i never succeeded in touching a usable bullet unless my dad was there ... otherwise well .. you know it's fun watching people in the streets through the scope of a sniper rifle ......... (besides, why do only computer nerds get the privilege of being a geek ???? there's more smart people than that i suppose...)

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    259. Re:Prosecute the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only about 2x as many cars sold each year as guns. About 50% of all households have a gun (I know this might come as a shock to leftie-liberals, but it's true).

      A gun doesn't have to be shot to be useful. Deterrent value is the primary value of a gun anywhere off the battlefield. There's no way to capture the statistics about how many people weren't killed, how many women weren't rapped, how many people weren't beaten, how many robberies and burglaries and thefts didn't occur because the would-be perpetrator was confronted by, or just concerned about the possibility of, a gun.

      new cars: http://www.bts.gov/publications/national_transportation_statistics/html/table_01_12.html
      new guns: http://www.atf.gov/firearms/stats/afmer/afmer2006.pdf
      number guns: http://www.justfacts.com/guncontrol.asp

    260. Re:Prosecute the parents by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Wanna check the rates for drunks? Yes, overuse of the drug may lead to paranoia and aggression, but that's probably doubly so for alcohol, doesn't mean we're banning anything alcoholic, right?

      Note: I said overuse. Even recreational doses have upper limits, also it usually must be combined with anxiolitics (like weed or sleeping pills) in order to handle the unwanted side effects, but you can't save idiots from themselves, neither the people around them, sorry.

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  2. Next up... by Nemyst · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now you can blame plane crashes on Flight Simulator!

    1. Re:Next up... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got fat off Pac-Man.

    2. Re:Next up... by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I got addicted to speed from Pac-Man. He pops one pill, and suddenly he's moving faster and can beat the crap out of the bullies chasing him. Fruit gives you points, but pills are good for you.

    3. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Leisure Suit Larry's fault that I have a fondness for gambling and hookers.

    4. Re:Next up... by NXIL · · Score: 1

      Oh, that has already been done:

      November 1999-- Nawaq ALHAZMI (whose name is on the lease) and Khalid ALMIDHAR move into apartment 127 at Parkwood Apartments, a 175-unit apartment complex in the Clairemont, section of San Diego on Mount Ada Road near the mosque off Balboa Drive. Neighbors report them playing flight-simulator videogames late into the night. They are constantly on their cell phones. They drive a gray early-90s Toyota Camry, but are seen getting into limousines late at night.

      http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/683026/posts

      Clearly: Toyota is the terror car of choice. Except for limosines, which should be banned.

    5. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pac-man made me gay, convinced me its good go go around gobbling balls!

    6. Re:Next up... by db32 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      NONONO NO you cant! The government said so! Remember? You know, when they said "no on has ever thought of flying planes into buildings, we were totally taken by surprise". Except for everyone who has ever played ANY kind of flying game. I bet at LEAST 75% of all people who have played a flying game have gotten frustrated and flown into something.

      Side note. In 2004 I was at an arcade and they had a huge sim plane thing $1 to play...the goal...take off in a fucking airliner and fly through checkpoint rings in the city on a timer. The thing even flew like a airliner all slow and winged whale like. I remember in the last 20 seconds before it kicked me off I tried to get it to do a loop into a spiral and the timer hit 0 just before I slammed into the scenery leaving a nice continue screen with a hair away from a building. Awesome!

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    7. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad eccy, bad eccy, bad eccy, bad eccy.. GOOD ECCY!!

    8. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On that note, let me recommend Adam Cadre's Pac-Man, from the rec.arts.interactive.fiction newsgroup's "Arcade" mini-comp. It's a text adventure pac-man, and it is freaking AWESOME. You'll never look at the arcade game the same way again.
        Also good in that bunch are Centipede (it is possible to survive this one, barely), Loderunner (the game's setting is rather nightmarish, it turns out), and "unlabeled game" which is rather a one-note bit, but what a note!

      You'll find the games from the "IF Arcade" event in Arcade.zip over on the IF mirror, but you'll need an interpreter for TADS and Z-code (infocom) formats -- I'd recommend Gargoyle, which is multiplatform on both ends. (I.E., it runs on Win, Mac, and Linux, and it supports games written in Z-code, TADS, Alan, and several other text adventure formats.) Its homepage is over here.

    9. Re:Next up... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Now you can blame plane crashes on Flight Simulator!

      There are a couple problems with this.

      First, we need to get our story straight: are the parents the most horrible people ever for letting their kid play a video game that lead him to do wrong, or do video games actually have no influence on people, thus there was nothing wrong with letting the kid play it? We can't have it both ways.

      Second, your comment deriding blaming the game doesn't take the facts into account at all: a 6 year old did a bad thing and said he was influenced by the game. It did happen, so whatever you choose to believe ought to be influenced by that. And I have a hard time believing he's part of a vast conspiracy to incriminate violent video games.

    10. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait for the 'Mirror's Edge' kid... that one's not going to be pretty.

    11. Re:Next up... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I got ate by an alligator off playing Pitfall!

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    12. Re:Next up... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I did drugs thanks to Mario and Luigi. He showed me how eating mushrooms make me feel larger than life. Star power (stardust aka PCP) was truely a rush. Don't get me started on flower power though.

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  3. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parents should be neutered, then thrown in jail.

  4. Even better reason by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The parents had car keys where the six year old could get them?

    With kids, everything is on high security lockdown. Especially when young.

    I'll bet his was surprised when the pole didn't just fly out the way gracefully, thank goodness ho found a pole before a hooker.

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    1. Re:Even better reason by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Funny

      thank goodness ho found a pole before a hooker.

      Freudian slip?

    2. Re:Even better reason by vawarayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      The parents had car keys where the six year old could get them?

      We're talking Grand Theft Auto here. Have you ever seen 'em use car keys? The kid probably bashed both his parents out of the car to steal it.

    3. Re:Even better reason by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The parents had car keys where the six year old could get them?

      Your parents didn't?

      As far as I can recall, my parents have put their keys and wallet/purse in the same easy-to-reach place for over 20 years.

      Really, it isn't like kids didn't go joyriding in or steal cars 'back in the day',
      the media just didn't sensationalize it by shouting "ZOMG VIDEO GAMEZ"

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    4. Re:Even better reason by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I give me niece my car keys to play with. Course, she's only 1...

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    5. Re:Even better reason by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The parents had car keys where the six year old could get them?

      With kids, everything is on high security lockdown. Especially when young.

      I'll bet his was surprised when the pole didn't just fly out the way gracefully, thank goodness ho found a pole before a hooker.

      My six year old son can drive games like tux cart and mario cart. He watches my wife and I drive. he knows where the car keys are too, but I am not the slightest bit concerned that he will start doing adult things like driving the car.

      A six year old is perfectly capable of knowing the difference between right and wrong without being wrapped in cotton wool.

    6. Re:Even better reason by Tamran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell, I give me niece my car keys to play with. Course, she's only 1...

      Do you know where your car is right now?

    7. Re:Even better reason by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      If a kid can unlock a door, they can probably start a car. And yes, most 6 year olds can unlock a door.

    8. Re:Even better reason by xstonedogx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I disagree. My five-year-old knows to drive the car you need to be 16, have a license, and have daddy's permission. She also knows that just because she can handle Mario Kart does not mean she knows how to drive. She knows that video games are fantasy and that when cars crash in real life people are hurt or even killed. We also don't neglect her or tell her we need to nap when it is time for her to go somewhere, so I guess that helps, too.

      I am curious where you kept your keys while your child(ren) were young. Short of a locked safe, I honestly can't think of a place in my house my daughter couldn't get my keys if she were so determined.

      We do keep things out of easy reach (e.g., knives). But those are things that can hurt her just by handling them. She knows enough to not try to reach them, but we don't want her encountering them by accident. She could reach them if she were determined, but she won't. She'd also never really have the opportunity since one of us is always around.

      Car keys aren't really that dangerous in and of themselves. I'm more worried about her losing them than doing any damage with them. Just to use them in the car would take significant determination on the part of a young child, so I don't really think making them more difficult to get to is really going to prevent this type of thing if the kid is determined to have a go.

    9. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not that I disagree with you. I agree in almost all counts, but there are cases where the obvious social "rights" and "wrongs" are not so obvious. To my oldest they are obvious. To my child with Asperger's Syndrome they are not so obvious. He in fact decided to take the car for a drive once (probably at about this same age). He was able to unlock the car, put the key in the ignition and put it into neutral. He didn't have starting the car figured out, so it just rolled until the topography stopped it.

      My son didn't end up hurting anyone or doing any property damage, but to him it wasn't obvious that what he was doing was wrong. I could see a small possibility of the kid in the story in a sense being conditioned to joyride in his parents' car from playing GTA, but that assumes that the kid has some neurological condition apart from stupid parents. He might have still done this, but the likelihood could increase if he is playing games that portray it as normal.

      Ultimately the kid has stupid parents. They don't have the sense to raise a productive member of society. I think the story further illustrates their stupidity in their passing the buck to the game. He learned that behavior from them and/or they are enablers for his perpetuating that "skill" learned elsewhere. If it was just a story of some kid that fundamentally had a problem differentiating "right" and "wrong" jacking his parents' car and hitting a pole we have no story (unless some advocacy group wants to raise awareness for his condition). Instead we have the hackneyed story of "the game made me do something stupid, and the parents who enabled me."

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    10. Re:Even better reason by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I did the same thing with the same results when I was 3 or 4, except no keys were needed (stick shift FTW). I had no concept that it was wrong at the time, but of course I found out later that it was indeed wrong. This has very little or nothing to do with neurological conditions (for most people) and very much to do with the maturity of the child involved.

      But even so, children must be taught right from wrong by their parents or else they will learn it from the media (like GTA) and other strangers (including other children) who teach their own standards.

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    11. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, most 2-3 year olds can.

      My friend's niece is over a lot with her mom sitting watching TV and letting her run wild. At *HER* age she knows how to unlock the door, deadbolt, and sliding glass door, and will wander out of the house without supervision (leading to one of the rest of us going to scoop her up before she wanders much further.) The point is that in a completely negligent household, a child like her would have no problem leaving the house/getting into a car, and doing whatever sort of damage they're physically and mentally capable of. (She actually was mentally capable of it a good 6 months before this, but didn't have the hand/arm strength to actually twist the knobs/pull open the doors.)

    12. Re:Even better reason by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heh.

      Many times my grandparents told me the story of how at the age of 3 or 4 my dad crashed the tractor. :D

      climbed up, could just about stand on the pedals while holding the wheel. The tractor ended up in a ditch.

      Now I doubt somehow that my dad ever played GTA at that age and was probably not trying to imitate any game.
      I'd say he was trying to imitate my grandfather who would have been driving the tractor a great deal.

      Kids try to be like their parents a whole lot more than they try to be like Tommy Vercetti.

    13. Re:Even better reason by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      A hundred years ago it would have been taken for granted that some people are born to spend their lives breaking in horses and guiding people up and down mountains, while other people are born to spend their lives in a bank adding columns of numbers.

      Now we have standardised education and kids are expected to be identical as if they were cookies cut from the same material. We shouldn't be surprised that some very young kids resist being moulded in a particular way. The real challenge is finding ways to take advantages of these differences.

    14. Re:Even better reason by msormune · · Score: 1

      What do you think a 6-year-old would do with a hooker ? :)

    15. Re:Even better reason by jack2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      unless your father IS a mobster, then I could see how the kid can imitate Tommy Vercety.

    16. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have Asperger's, and I can tell you firsthand, that even at that age, "stealing mommy's car" is a very obvious "wrong". As well, I played Doom when I was 6, and I never once thought it normal to use daddy's gun. If anything, your child was just acting out. Six-year-olds aren't that dumb. Besides, in GTA, if you steal a car, the cops come, so if he was truly learning associations from this game, he should have thought not to steal cars (since the game reacts to theft by sending the police, which should teach the child not to do it). I'm 20 now.

    17. Re:Even better reason by cozmoz365 · · Score: 1

      What do you think a 6-year-old would do with a hooker ? :)

      Say they "smell funny!" and point at places saying "whats that?" :-)

    18. Re:Even better reason by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But even so, children must be taught right from wrong by their parents or else they will learn it from the media (like GTA) and other strangers (including other children) who teach their own standards.

      I would put another spin on this; these parents used GTA4 to teach their child to drive their car.

      What precisely did they THINK was going to result from taking a child too young (studies show) to tell the difference between programming and commercials, and putting them down with a video game?

      If video games were not valid training aids, the world's militaries wouldn't use them as such.

      I'm not saying that video games CAUSE this kind of behavior. Letting TV and video games RAISE your children causes this kind of behavior.

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    19. Re:Even better reason by TehZorroness · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can say at the age of 6 that this child is not going to be a produictive member of society...

    20. Re:Even better reason by zimtmaxl · · Score: 1

      A 6 year old who knows how to play GTA - sure knows how to get a car's keys! And yes: it would be irresponsible and grossly negligent from parents to let a kid even watch someone play GTA (more about the game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_(series) ).

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    21. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      If GTA is your baby sitter and you have already learned to not accept responsibility for your actions at 6, then yes, I'm going to say that yes the kid is not likely to be a productive member of society. I dare him to prove me wrong.

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    22. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then kill her with a baseball bat and take her money.

    23. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Autism Spectrum Disorders (ASD) are expressed so differently in each individual (5 ASD nephews plus my AS son, each is different some dramatically so). In my son's case he has had some problems with getting that a lot of behaviors are socially wrong. Even now at almost 12. He would, however, be able to make the association that the stealing a car stimulus invokes the getting chased by the cops response. That would rule out an ASD for this kid. My point is there are neurological conditions that could explain this kid's behavior, but he probably is just a stupid kid (we all were once) compounded with stupid parents (unless we shockingly aren't getting the whole story).

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    24. Re:Even better reason by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      I don't think the media did sensationalize it. I think it's quite reasonable to ask a 6 year old "Where did you learn how to drive?" after they made off with a car. After all, the parents in this case allowed a 6 year old to get themselves dressed and ready for school. It's reasonable to question their parenting, and subsequently not outside the bounds of reason to think it possible that the parents LET the child drive from time to time. After all, they DID make it 10 miles from home. No easy task for someone who was allegedly standing while driving.

      No, I think the real problem in all of this was the parents who did no parenting. I can somewhat understand the father - if there had been no court order demanding he never leave his son alone with the mother, he'd be completely fine - but I also recognize that when a court fucking orders you to not leave your child alone with someone, you don't exercise your own discretion in the matter. Courts don't often go around telling mothers they can't be left alone with their children - this bitch MUST have done something so extraordinary for the court to say a thing about it. (My own brother wasn't removed from my mother's custody until after he was forced to drive her home from the bar because she got too drunk to drive, then beat the shit out of him when he didn't park correctly. He was 11. Her drug use and the beatings-with-a-coat-hanger weren't enough to take him off of her, so she apparently had to find a way to one-up it. Even then, the court was leaning toward "joint custody". That's how fucking bad our system is when it comes to mothers and their children and who gets custody.)

      But the mother? Who the hell leaves a 6 year old to fend for themselves in the morning to get to school? This woman deserves to have her tubes tied and be thrown out on the street to live or die as fate decrees. Her kid deserves a better life than that.

    25. Re:Even better reason by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Of course. It's right in the drivew......

      SHIT!!

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    26. Re:Even better reason by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Since when did the kid not take responsibility for his actions? Did you even read the article? Nowhere did he claim what he was doing was not wrong. He didn't say GTA told him to do it.

      This kid was desperate to eat breakfast. His family was probably so poor he wasn't able to get anything at home, so eating a hot meal for breakfast at school was an important thing. They asked him where he learned to drive, and he told them GTA. That has nothing to do with not taking responsibility for his actions, and shame on you for attributing that to him when he didn't even say it.

      His parents are solely to blame. Solely. Put this kid in a different environment and he'll have a great chance at turning out to be a productive member of society. Keep him with these subhumans and you're right, he'll end up worse-than-useless.

    27. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He might have still done this, but the likelihood could increase if he is playing games that portray it as normal."

      Here's the issue I have with people who blame the video game when it comes to "teaching kids" to drive, or shoot, etc. When have you ever driven a car by moving a joystick with your thumb and hitting a button to go?

      The other issue I have is the completely obvious source that is almost always overlooked. A previous poster mentions it: "My six year old son can drive games like tux cart and mario cart. He watches my wife and I drive. he knows where the car keys are too, but I am not the slightest bit concerned that he will start doing adult things like driving the car."

      Every time you drive the car with your kid in it, they watch what you do, and *that* is where they learn it, not a video game! Does the video game teach you how to stick the key in the door, unlock it, open it, put the key into the ignition and turn it until it starts, then PRESS THE BRAKE PEDDLE WHILE YOU SHIFT INTO GEAR (on automatics) and take the e-brake off if it's on, etc, etc. Heck no!

      While the game may give those with a poor understanding of right and wrong the thought of taking the car, it in no way teaches how it is actually done. How things as obvious as this can get overlooked just amazes me.

    28. Re:Even better reason by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Kids try to be like their parents a whole lot more than they try to be like Tommy Vercetti.

      Monkey see, monkey do. These days, kids spend a lot more time with the TV than with their parents (having them in the same room doesn't necessarily count, although it can.)

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    29. Re:Even better reason by luther349 · · Score: 0

      hears a story. as a young kid my mom had a old stick car. for whatever reason it started rolling with me in it she parked it on to steep of a incline i was in the passenger side no i wasn't trying to drive it lol. anyways my parents told me how to stop a car if something like this happened. they where surprised i was able to stop the car when they relised it wasn't where they parked it lol. point is i was tought at a young age how to drive them but of course tought not to. whatever happond to that kind of parenting.

    30. Re:Even better reason by RenoGeek · · Score: 0

      Kids try to be like their parents a whole lot more than they try to be like Tommy Vercetti.

      This kinda makes you wonder...

      My son currently stays with his mother and her husband the majority of the time. The last time he stayed with me, he kept taking everything away from his sister and slapping her...

      /calls lawyer

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    31. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not mine. She'd be all about their clothing. "Wow! What is that you are wearing? You look like a fairy princess!" Depending on the hooker she might not be that far off...

    32. Re:Even better reason by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's not right vs. wrong. The story was that mom was sleeping when this happened. I don't know the circumstances, but perhaps this kid was torn between waking his mom up who he felt deserved the sleep (worked all night or something), and driving himself to school. Sure he knew it was wrong to drive, but he loved his mom so much and she looked so exhausted that he didn't want to bother her. Or maybe he knew that he was going to get in trouble for missing the bus, so he thought he might save himself by driving to school.

      At 6, most kids have trouble making decisions about severity of two wrongs, or weighing risk vs reward.

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    33. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to imply that the game taught him any kind of motor skill. All I meant with that was that the game could have conditioned him to think that taking a car when he needs one is normal regardless of any social/legal rights and wrongs.

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    34. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Kids shift blame all the time. It's not something that is necessarily done consciously, but it doesn't persist if you as a parent don't let it. The kid did something that is obviously wrong. Whether it was something conscious or not, he tried to pass it off as normal, "hey, it's in the game". He in essence was saying that when he wants to get from point A to point B the normal thing to do is just grab the nearest car (if he really got it from the game he would have jacked the neighbor's car, not his parents' Taurus) and drive. I don't know, maybe I'm jaded from raising kids and seeing all strata of parental offerings. I'm sorry, I don't like it when a kid does something wrong and tries to shift blame whether they say "he/she/it made me do it" or not. Funny enough I don't like it when that same kid's parents do the same thing. I don't like it when these snotty nosed kids grow up to be adults that blame all their problems on someone else.

      And on the topic of shame on me for "not reading the article" where in the hell did you get that he was going to school because he wanted to eat breakfast? I saw missing the bus, and parents were sleeping (which brings up the question of why the kid didn't wake up sleeping parent to take him to school), but no mention of being poor or hungry.

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    35. Re:Even better reason by jht · · Score: 1

      Not for nothing, but we have a six-year-old of our own. We walk him to school and wake him up in the morning, but the rest is his job to do. He needs to get up, go to the bathroom, brush his teeth, pick out clothes, get dressed, and go downstairs for breakfast. He is allowed to feed himself juice and cereal - if he wants something cooked (toast or eggs, for instance) we make it for him. We pack his lunch in the morning as well, but he needs to put it in his backpack before we leave to walk to school.

      We are there for him, and we escort him down the street, but he's pretty much on his own. We call it "teaching responsibility". In a couple of years if he's ready he'll be able to walk to school on his own, too.

      But we're holding off on the driving thing a while longer, I think...

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    36. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Those are very valid points. As usual the "news" omits almost all pertinent details and leaves us with the "sensational" "GTA taught me to jack my parents' car" BS. The whole question of why he didn't wake up mom is the big question in my mind. Having seen plenty of examples of the results of questionable movie and video game parenting, I have a hard time being so optimistic that the kid's motives were so pure that he didn't want to wake up a sleeping parent. But at the same time, those same kids playing against a stacked deck can still be that sweet and innocent.

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    37. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a wee lad, my best bud and I shifted his dad's car into neutral. When it started rolling, we applied the parking brake and decided that the spaceship had landed and it was now time to battle aliens on the planet's surface.

      I never knew if we were responsible for burning out the parking brake or not, but at least we didn't crash the car.

    38. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of the fact that your child has Asperger's Syndrome, YOU were obviously doing something wrong if he still felt the need to take your car out for a spin.

      I have been dealing with the disorder for as long as I've been cognizant that I was "different" from other kids, and so has my mother since she realized that I was "different" from other kids, and I am sick and tired of parents like you who simply throw their hands up in the air and say, "Welp, I can't help the fact that my child will do stupid things, he has a disorder which makes him do it."

      You should know from experience that having a child with AS requires even more effort to teach them the subtleties in life that other people grasp readily, and yet obviously you failed to teach a neurologically literal-minded child the very simple notion that "taking something that is not yours is wrong." It is, sadly, like you said in your own post - "Ultimately the kid has stupid parents."

    39. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you did was not "wrong", it was irresponsible and illegal due to the technicality that you had no driver's license.

      Listen, there's moral "wrongs" where you teach a kid that hitting another kid in the head is bad because it hurts the kid and they wouldn't like that done to themselves. And then there's the stuff that is only wrong through rules and law. This one has to be taught more diligently, as it is not inherently understandable in the same way that a knock on the head (and resulting pain) is.

    40. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any single place left on the entire internet, to have a conversation where someone doesn't bring up their kid with Aspergers?

    41. Re:Even better reason by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      This is the post I missed. My bad. I was like "I could have been sure I called someone out for not reading the article, after I assumed it was the *same* article I read, but turns out it wasn't! I owe them an apology!" I tried to run back in and apologize, but I forgot which post I said that in.

      In any event, the story, as I read it on digg, is here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/06/AR2009010601195.html

      That's what I was going off on. There's no reason you should have known that unless you read it as well, and that's an unreasonable assumption for anyone to make.

      So I apologize for making that assumption. With that said, reading *that* story, the kid isn't trying to shift any blame. He was desperately trying to get food and go to Gym class, where he could (ostensibly) play. That doesn't seem to me to be a "bad kid" in play, here. Just one who has been neglected and ill-taught.

    42. Re:Even better reason by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      My parents always left the keys within reach, but I would have been damned if I could have taken the car anywhere if I wanted to. How's a kid going to take a car anywhere if it's a manual car, mainly if the first gear is engaged as my parents had a habit of doing? If you have the handbrake disengaged and just turn on the key then your engine just going to stall anyways, and if no gears are engaged then you're gonna have to figure how to use the clutch and its associated pedal.

      I guess you could make it "these days cars are so simple to drive even a 6 year old can do it".

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    43. Re:Even better reason by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      A six year old is perfectly capable of knowing the difference between right and wrong without being wrapped in cotton wool.

      lol.

      This lol was brought to you by some guy who at the age of 13 tried to backflip in his bedroom by running up the wall, using crutches as a support.

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    44. Re:Even better reason by Rary · · Score: 1

      Just a couple notes.

      First, no one in the story is actually blaming the game. The kid was successful in driving for 6 miles before hitting the pole, and when asked where he learned to drive, he said "GTA". He didn't say "the game made me do it", he simply said "playing the game is how I learned to drive".

      Second, he and his younger brother have been put into foster care. Somebody is definitely blaming the parents in this situation.

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    45. Re:Even better reason by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Right. I'm a bad parent. I didn't think to tell my son specifically that it is not OK to take the car for a drive. I didn't tell him that OUR car was not HIS car, so he therefore should not take it. I didn't realize (and he may have not been diagnosed at the time of the incident, so we might not have known what we were working with yet)he was so literal that he would, for example, kick his sister right after being told not to hit his sister ("I didn't hit her; I kicked her). I didn't know at the time that I needed to give him a laundry list of do's and don't's that just made sense to me. Yes, not knowing the specifics of how to prevent something that never occurred to me makes me a bad parent. You win. I'm a bad parent. I don't put [I]any[/I] more effort into raising my son with special needs, and I use his "disability" as a constant crutch for low expectations.

      Since you are likely less able to notice, that post was dripping with sarcasm. Thanks for calling me a bad parent for something that happened before we knew what we were dealing with. I missed that part in the manual they gave us when we got the kids.

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    46. Re:Even better reason by kandela · · Score: 1

      I drove my parents car out of the drive way at the age of two. I stalled it when I got to the street though. Apparently this is a story that needs to be told every Christmas.

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    47. Re:Even better reason by powerspike · · Score: 1

      better question is, how do you know she's not using it to do drug deliveriers...

    48. Re:Even better reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irresponsible == wrong. Always. Everywhere.

  5. TFA lacks pertinent details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No mention of how many hookers he had blow him and then subsequently ran over.

  6. I wish I could tag by skogs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bad parenting.
    How many kids used to grow up emulating old western movies?
    What about the Rocky movies?
    Footloose?

    Most of the time, decent parents stop the children before they act out gun fights, boxing matches, and tractor chicken.

    Stop blaming your environment and start taking responsibility for yourselves!

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    1. Re:I wish I could tag by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We acted out gun fights all the time. Our guns shot water, though. This kid had a REAL car.

    2. Re:I wish I could tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too right. I don't know how RS didn't realize their "Every kid under 10 gets a free car with purchase" promotion wouldn't cause problems later.

    3. Re:I wish I could tag by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to be fair, the kid said the game taught him how to drive, not that driving was ok or that he was allowed to.

      The 6 year old missed the bus and his mom would get up to take him to the school so the kid grabed the keys and went almost there. The cops took him the rest of the way. The mom told him she had to take a nap, it seems like the kid was used to doing things himself in that family. Anyways, he didn't tell the cops that the game made him think it was ok to drive, he said he learned how to drive from playing the game. He probably learned just as much from watching mommy drive too.

    4. Re:I wish I could tag by blankinthefill · · Score: 1

      I would just like to point out that he took the car to DRIVE TO SCHOOL. I don't know about you guys, but I certainly didn't look forward enough to school that I would try to drive myself there, especially not at 6. He missed the bus, his mother was asleep, and he wanted to get to school. He obviously didn't want to disturb his mother, and it wasn't good that this occurred... but we all leave keys out in places that are easy to find and reach, and they obviously did SOMETHING right, if the kid was going to school. Maybe people should RTFA before they decide that he was just going on a joyride...

    5. Re:I wish I could tag by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      This kid had a REAL car.

      I had a real car when I was 6 years old too. The major difference is I lived on a farm with fields I could hoon about in with it.

    6. Re:I wish I could tag by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      As wrong as thinking a d-pad or analog stick and gas and brake buttons are equivalent to the controls on a real car is, that's not the kid's fault necessarily at six. His parents should explain to him the difference, even if it was MarioKart and not GTA.

      The real problem is the kid having access to the car keys.

    7. Re:I wish I could tag by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I find no reason to disagree with you. I think the emphasis of blame on the games was contrived at best. It goes back to poor parenting just like you said, the problem is the kid having access to the keys. However, I think if the parenting skills were a little better, the child would have known not to touch them and listened to that principle even if he did find access to them.

      I think the kid has a lot of experience doing things for himself because Dad is working and mom is napping more then they probably should have been. But that's just my opinion from what I have been able to determine from the news and information I have been able to access. This certainly isn't the first instance of a kid taking the car for a joy ride. I did it at age 10 or 11, some 25 years ago in a sour attempt to run away to Canada for some reason that probably isn't important now but seemed dire at the time. However, to my parents acknowledgment, I took the key to the truck by finding going into a locked room when they weren't home and the sitter was sleeping on the couch and had a copy made before my parents got home. Then one day, I gathers my crap and took off running into a corn field and getting stuck in the mud about 8 miles away.

  7. the real story by UncleWilly · · Score: 5, Informative

    The real story is somewhat sadder. Dad went to work, kid missed school bus, Mom was asleep (and the boy didn't want to miss breakfast & P.E. at school) so he tried to drive himself in Mom's car. Police asked him how he did it and he told them he stood next to the wheel and steered with one hand. Then when asked how he knew how to drive, he answered, Grand Theft Auto. It sounds like this came mostly from being hungry. Both parents I understand have been charged with felonys related to this.

    1. Re:the real story by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I can't understand how the parents can be charged with felony child endangerment because the Dad went to work and the Mom slept late. Doesn't this happen all the time with no consequence other than the kid being late for school? Isn't the only reason that they are charged with anything the fact that the KID took it on himself to do an illegal act rather than oh, say, wake up his mother, which any child is more than capable of doing starting from the age of childbirth? Yes, there was a previous order that the kid was not allowed to be left alone because he has some issues. Well, guess what, he wasn't left alone. His mother was there. So she was asleep. I'm sure that the order doesn't specify that one or the other of them has to spend every night being awake the entire time in case the kid acts up.
      Now, because this kid has issues, and clearly either can't tell right from wrong, or doesn't care, both he and his other sibling have been taken from the parents, who as far as I am concerned, haven't done anything wrong aside from possibly letting the kid play GTA, which from the article we can't even tell for sure whether his parents let the kid play, or whether it was at another relatives, or at a friend's house.
      I say, blame the kid, give the other sibling back to the parents. The other sibling as far as we know doesn't have any of the same issues, and a child is far safer in the hands of moderately bad parents than in the hands of the state.

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    2. Re:the real story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly this child often went hungry if he was willing to drive himself to school just to eat. There's a certain level of desperation involved you would only find in someone who was able to eat infrequently. Having a game console with GTA is irrelevant, a lot of abusive parents provide what they personally want (dollars to doughnuts this was Dad's game) and not what is right for the children. I can understand the kid not having meals while the two parents ate, for example.

      Was the mom passed out or just asleep? Kids wake up their parents all the time, but either he couldn't or feared doing so.

      Terrible parents put their children in terrible situations. I feel sorry for this kid and I hope something can be done for him.

    3. Re:the real story by Synchis · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a parent myself, and admitedly, not having read TFA...

      If the child had previously known issues (of some kind), father should not have left for work without waking up Mother. That's negligence.

      Leaving the car keys in a place that the child could obtain them... negligence.

      Having the child exposed to GTA, or any other violent video game (regardless of any or no purported effect on the child, I don't care) is negligence. And your argument that it may not have been at home is bunk too. If you know your child has issues already, then you make *sure* that your child is not going to get exposed to anything that could adversely effect that pre-known condition.

      Sorry, but this whole story reeks of bad parenting.

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    4. Re:the real story by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Isn't the only reason that they are charged with anything the fact that the KID took it on himself to do an illegal act rather than oh, say, wake up his mother, which any child is more than capable of doing starting from the age of childbirth? Yes, there was a previous order that the kid was not allowed to be left alone because he has some issues. Well, guess what, he wasn't left alone. His mother was there. So she was asleep. I'm sure that the order doesn't specify that one or the other of them has to spend every night being awake the entire time in case the kid acts up.

      Yeah except the order was that the father should not leave the boy alone with the mother, apparently due to a history of neglect.

      Now look at that, the fact that the mother decided to take a nap instead of take her kid to school or feed the boy, and that the boy was so desperate to get to school and get breakfast that he was still trying to reach school after he had crashed the car.

      So yeah, just like every kid he knew how to wake up his parents since childbirth. Doesn't it seem likely that he had tried that before, and either been ignored or gotten in trouble and learned not to? Here we have a six-year-old boy who felt that he had to take matters into his own hands and take the family car just to eat, and you don't think the parents are to blame?


      I say, blame the kid, give the other sibling back to the parents. The other sibling as far as we know doesn't have any of the same issues, and a child is far safer in the hands of moderately bad parents than in the hands of the state.

      The father was under court order not to leave the kid with the mother due to a history of neglect and mental problems. The father disobeyed this, probably routinely since he always left for work before the boy would normally get on the bus, indicating his own neglect and irresponsibility.

      So what makes you think the 4-year-old doesn't have the same issues? You think mom only neglects the older one? Maybe she actually feeds him and gives him rides to school when he misses the bus? Yeah, right! More like the 4-year-old just isn't old enough to act out in a way that garners national attention!

      No, these aren't "moderately bad" parents, these are HORRIBLE parents, and both kids absolutely SHOULD be taken from them, and if this event was the necessary impetus then good and thank God nobody was injured in the process. It's good that this happened now, before those kids could be hurt any more by neglect.

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    5. Re:the real story by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      If the child had previously known issues (of some kind), father should not have left for work without waking up Mother. That's negligence.

      It's much worse than that. He was under court order not to leave the kid alone with the mother, due to previous instances of neglect and the mother's mental issues. So the father shouldn't have woken the mother up, he should have made sure the boy was on his way to school, and by not doing so he's not just being a neglectful parent himself, he was also breaking the law.

      The kid's only issue was that he wanted to get to school so that he could eat.

      This is a very sad case.

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    6. Re:the real story by Synchis · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Sad indeed.

      I read TFA after the fact and found out more. Its obvious that the person I replied to neither read TFA nor understood the circumstances in which this happened.

      I feel bad for the child. I think the parents got exactly what they deserved.

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  8. And Mario Kart Wii has taught me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that if I can get the Bullet Bill, Bob-omb, or Star, I can get where I'm going a hell of a lot faster, by rocketing, blowing-up, and knocking people off the road as much as I like. Perhaps they should ban that game as well.

  9. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idle isn't really my cup of tea most of the time, but I admit I get a little thrill every time someone puts the fact that Jack Thompson has been disbarred in print.

  10. joy of toggling by A3gis · · Score: 1

    I take it he did well pressing W or S repeatedly to hotwire the car then

  11. Gta teaching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than the obvious parenting issue. Anyone else find it odd that gta can teach a kid how to drive? I mean it's not like the game actually shows you the character shifting gears and doing anything inside the car. Last i remember, all it showed was a car moving... He probably learned it from watching mom/pop in the car.

    My thought: the kid was being a wise ass or just because it's the first thing that comes to mind (whether true or not, reason skills at that age ususally aren't great).

  12. The Real TFA by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Associated Press

    Thanks for reading TRFA -- looks like you're almost right. It wasn't just GTA, either:

    The boy told police he learned to drive playing Grand Theft Auto and Monster Truck Jam video games.

    Ironically, on the directly linked TFA:

    Here's hoping that the parents who allowed a child to see (let alone play) Grand Theft Auto will attract more attention that the award-winning video game (which anyone will admit, should only be played by adults).

    Yeah, good job. Your pre-emptive, kneejerk, anti-Jack-Thompson interpretation has already drawn more attention to both Jack and GTA than the original article did.

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  13. Snakes on a car! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A snake taught me to drive while I was on acid.

    1. Re:Snakes on a car! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cat names Dr. Freckles taught me to drive into walls while I was on Peyote. He was the cat-doctor ever.

  14. Unfortunately... by goatpunch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... GTA also taught him that you can drive through lampposts, notice that he avoided the trees.

    1. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least he didn't get hurt, otherwise he'd have to have sex with a hooker and then kill her to get his money back.

  15. 4 year-old shoot sitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main article case was a child play. 4 year-old shoot his sitter is really news.

  16. this is such bad parenting. by DragonTHC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would love for this to go to court and have them use this GTA defense. I totally agree. GTA is a danger to kids. We should keep it away from kids.

    That being said, keep it the fuck away from kids.

    My dad used to work at walmart for his retirement job and he would tell parents he wasn't going to sell them M rated games if they had little kids with them. The management backed him on it too.

    Everyone who works in retail has an obligation to let parents know that games have ratings. There is such a thing as games for adults.

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    1. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Quartz25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with you that keeping it from kids is a good idea, but it should be in the hands of the parents to decide. I think the real problem is that GTA is being used as a red herring to distract from more deeply rooted problems that each case has.

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    2. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now, see, I have an issue with this. As a gamer who is also a father, it is indeed possible that my son may be with me at some point where I am buying an "M" rated game. My son is quite young right now, so no employee could realistically believe that he's going to be playing the game, but 8 years from now or so, I foresee myself still playing and buying games. What then? I have to leave him at home or tell him to bugger off to look at the TVs while I pay for the game?

      And my age group gets older, this situation is going to become more and more common.

    3. Re:this is such bad parenting. by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      I will agree that retailers should, as a service to customers, inform them about game ratings.

      I won't agree with refusing sale of M-rated video games to any adult with young children. It requires the assumption that the video game is for the children, which is tantamount to accusing your customers of bad parenting. Refusing to sell the game after notifying the parents of the M-rating is the same as saying you know better than the customers how to run the customers' lives and parent their children.

      Honestly, is there a faster way to alienate customers than to insult their parenting skills and personal choices? Maybe you could just have the greeter announce at the top of his lungs that the person entering the store has Gonorrhea.

    4. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a little harsh. I have a six year old, and we play video games together, and I have GTA4, but there's no way in hell I'd let him watch or play it. However, just because we do our shopping as a family event, if I were to buy an M rated game in his presence, doesn't mean I'd play it with him or let him play it. Besides, if I did buy it knowing the content, I have every right to let him play it (though again, some are totally off limits). He has watched some M-rated games (the Shin Megami Tensei games for instance).
      What if the parent wanted to buy alcohol or tobacco, or even soft drinks, none of which are good for kids?

      Anyway, yeah, if the kid played GTA, that's an issue, but in his defense that might not necessarily be where he got the idea about driving. I'm pretty sure he's seen his parents drive.
      I don't remember, isn't the default driving view in GTA4 behind the car? That wouldn't teach you to do anything.

      My cousin drove his parents' car into the lake behind their house when he was 8 or 10. Had nothing to do with videogames, he just wanted to see if he could drive (obviously not). Kids will do stupid/risky things, that's part of being a kid and part of learning what not to do, it's up to the parents to make sure those things are only slightly dangerous instead of totally suicidal. The GTA issue in the original article does seem like a non sequitur/red herring.

    5. Re:this is such bad parenting. by drew · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the thought, but does he ask if the video games are for the kids or the adults before refusing to sell them? Obviously, the fact that there are video games with "M" ratings shows that video games aren't made just for kids but too many people assume so anyway. Is somebody who automatically assumes anyone with a kid in tow is buying the game for the kid, necessarily doing any better then the people who don't know about the ratings in the first place?

      Sorry, I'm not trying to be too critical of somebody I've never met. I appreciate his attempts to educate, and I fear that most of the time his assumption is probably correct. Still, the belief by so many people that video games are kids' toys that you must "grow out of" at some age really gets to me sometimes.

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    6. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you can tell the difference between a parent who's never touched a video game and ask for the "latest pokemon playstation game", and then the kid looks over and screams "Mummy! Mummy! I want that one!", and the parents who are picking up games for themselves, 'cuz there's a good chance they look like they play video games too (5 o'clock shadow, slightly overweight), and are probably paying a bit more attention, or might even spark up a conversation about the game you're purchasing.

    7. Re:this is such bad parenting. by muzicman · · Score: 0

      Now, see, I have an issue with this. As a video watcher who is also a father, it is indeed possible that my son may be with me at some point where I am buying "M" rated porn films. My son is quite young right now, so no employee could realistically believe that he's going to be watching the porn, but 8 years from now or so, I foresee myself still watching and buying porn. What then? I have to leave him at home or tell him to bugger off to look at the TVs while I jerk off to the porn? And my age group gets older, this situation is going to become more and more common.

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    8. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Kibblet · · Score: 1

      Your father was wrong. I somehow am not allowed to play M rated games, despite being 40 years old, if I have children with me? Am I not allowed to buy alcohol, birth control or donuts, either? Granted, your dad worked at Wal-Mart, which probably wouldn't sell me the birth control with or without children...but the point is, I am a mature, responsible adult, and I like to play video games. I also have the self control to play them appropriately, and don't need some stranger deciding for me that I'm not allowed to own it. As you said, there is such a thing as games for adults. As an adult, I should be allowed to play that game, without interference from your father. Unless he felt like babysitting for me for free? Special needs child as well, he'd need additional training, much more than his Wal Mart job! Ridiculous. You should be embarrassed to tell this story. Your father is an ass.

    9. Re:this is such bad parenting. by iainl · · Score: 1

      You also raise a point of double standards. Not only is my 4-year-old present when I buy videogames in a shop, but he comes round the supermarket for the rest of the week's shopping. Somehow, the checkout person is capable of understanding that the bottle of wine is for me, and doesn't object to that.

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    10. Re:this is such bad parenting. by secretcurse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Everyone who works in retail has an obligation to let parents know that games have ratings. There is such a thing as games for adults.

      No, every parent has an obligation to monitor everything their child consumes, from food to clothing to entertainment.

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    11. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I totally agree. GTA is a danger to kids. We should keep it away from kids.

      OK, what evidence do you have to support this assertion?

      I remember being a kid. Every single time my parents forbid something, because it wasn't appropriate I sought it out anyway. And when I finally found it, it was no big deal. Even as a kid I could see my parents were hysterically overreacting, it's the Helen Lovejoy effect.

      I just don't think there's anything inherently harmful about a video game. Any video game. If you have some evidence to the contrary, I'd really like to see it.

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    12. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.amazon.com

      HTH

    13. Re:this is such bad parenting. by VickiM · · Score: 1

      I saw a GameStop employee doing this the right way last year. Some parents were in with their kids, and before ringing up the order he pointed out that one of the games grabbed of the rack was rated Mature and was violent. He'd have still let them buy it, but wanted to make sure they knew what was in the pile. The parents had the kids pick a different game.

      Disclaimer: I saw the parents looking at the games the kids would hand them, but there was a rush of boxes exchanged right before check out. The parents were trying, but the kids slipped one past.

    14. Re:this is such bad parenting. by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      I should have pointed out that he did let parents know that the game was rated M. It's the ones who said "he's played worse" that he refused the sale to. happened more than you think. especially since the store was within a few miles of a ghetto.

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    15. Re:this is such bad parenting. by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I have the same problem buying beer/wine at the supermarket. If I am in line with a 10 year old, they only card me (or don't depending on the store). But If I am in line with a 18year old (my younger brother), they card him/her too, and then tell me I can't buy it because I am probably giving alcohol to minors.

    16. Re:this is such bad parenting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll be hard since the police report says "Monster Truck Jam". It'll be harder when they have to blame a video game intended for little kids.

  17. Pole Position by grapeape · · Score: 1

    I tried blaming backing the car down a hill on Pole Position when I was a kid, didnt work then I really doubt this will work now.

    1. Re:Pole Position by karnal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Epic fail! Pole Position didn't have reverse!!!

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    2. Re:Pole Position by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      That's why he was confused when the car moved "backwards" down the hill!

    3. Re:Pole Position by amalthia · · Score: 1

      I can totally relate to this article as I learned to drive (fast) from playing Pole Position in the arcades back in the 80's. Nothing like the Suzuki track to teach you to hug the curves.

  18. This kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has a bright future in politics.

    -AC

  19. Dear Mods: by thenewguy001 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Would you please not post pictures of his ugly mug on the front page? I'd rather see a picture of goatse than that douche. As if we don't already have enough reasons to hate idle.

    1. Re:Dear Mods: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for rtfa.

  20. games don't create accidents. by log1385 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they assuming here that a 6-year-old who had never played GTA would not have crashed his parents' car? Seriously, a driving 6-year-old is bound to get into an accident no matter what games he has played.

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    1. Re:games don't create accidents. by mysidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're using an old excuse "the game made me do it"

      The kid is to blame here. The 6-year-old obviously has more sophisticated knowledge of vehicle workings than an average 6-year-old to be able to start a car up, take the car out of gear and get it in motion.

      But very poor judgement

      Followed by the parents.

      Someone taught this kid how to do what he did, and it was NOT the video game.

      GTA depicts cars being taken illicitly, but doesn't provide instruction in how to do it that a kid could have followed.

    2. Re:games don't create accidents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but doesn't provide instruction in how to do it that a kid could have followed.

      And that pretty much sums up the failure of the "murder trainer" argument. So, jack thompson, if GTA is so good at training people, why didn't the kid make it to school?

    3. Re:games don't create accidents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are insane if you would blame a six year old before you blame his parents.

    4. Re:games don't create accidents. by polymerousgeek · · Score: 1
      True true. In all likelihood, him learning what he did about driving from the game(s) probably prevented him from getting in an accident sooner.

      ...managed to drive it a surprising six miles before slipping over an embankment into a utility pole not far from school.

      While it's a serious stretch, you could make a point that playing GTA actually helped him avoid a more serious accident. Who knew? Playing GTA could save your (six year-old's) life!

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    5. Re:games don't create accidents. by tftp · · Score: 1

      In all likelihood, him learning what he did about driving from the game(s) probably prevented him from getting in an accident sooner.

      Before we jump to that conclusion please consider that in GTA you run red lights all the time if you want to finish the game before you die from old age.

    6. Re:games don't create accidents. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      No the game does not teach you how to drive, but that's not what matters.

      1) The kid (being 6), plays the game.
      2) The kid is late
      3) The kid thinks "Hey, driving is easy, I can hit every hooker on the block in GTA"
      4) ???
      5) Profit!

    7. Re:games don't create accidents. by speedy.carr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you trying to suggest the title of the article should have been 6-year-old drives car 6 miles, thanks GTA?

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    8. Re:games don't create accidents. by camken · · Score: 1

      having watched the original story as broadcast on the news this morning when there was absolutely no mention of the video game, this is just another example of trying to shift the blame.. and revise the story after the fact..

      this morning on the news, it was described how the kid waited for and missed the school bus..

      then (since apparently mom was too busy sleeping to escort her 6 y/o kid to the bus stop in the first place) he decided to take the car on his own..

      then somebody in the meantime must have started hounding the kid about "why'd you do this" and he mentioned that he plays a driving video game..

      clearly the parents are to blame, mine, for instance would never think it was ok to take my car..
      but then, i'd never leave them so unsupervised that they could in the first place..

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    9. Re:games don't create accidents. by iainl · · Score: 1

      Oh, definitely. The handling model in GTA is incredibly unrealistic. A 6-year-old brought up on a diet of Forza and GT-R would stand a much better chance.

      Or maybe not...

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    10. Re:games don't create accidents. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Before we jump to that conclusion please consider that in GTA you run red lights all the time if you want to finish the game before you die from old age.

      It also teaches you that if you do that, you have to watch out for the cross traffic :)

      If he had played Driver, he would have been trained to watch out for asshats making right turns from left hand lanes, too.

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    11. Re:games don't create accidents. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Do you sleep (like 99% of people)?
      Are your keys on a shelf (like 75% of people)?
      If so, there is a 74.999% chance that you do...

      Disclaimer: I am assuming 1% of the population are geeks, who don't sleep ;)

    12. Re:games don't create accidents. by camken · · Score: 1

      no, when my kids are up, i'm up and alert with them.. and no, my keys stay in my pocket at all times unless actively being used. although that is a tactic to avoid losing them.

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  21. not a story about Jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The summary associates this story with Jack Thompson's disbarment, which is irrelevant. Should we continue to expect such childish guilt-by-association from Slashdot, in place of reasoned argument?

    1. Re:not a story about Jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

  22. Stupid spin by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have no great love of video games, but I really don't see the sense in spinning this story into an anti-gaming message. The kid learned something useful by playing video games. How is that bad?

    Okay, six-years-old, not exercising the best of judgment, but what if the scenario was different? Say that his mom was unloading groceries when the car slipped out if gear and rolled back crushing and pinning her against a wall. The kid then uses his acquired skills to drive the car forward, saving her life. What would the spin be then?

    1. Re:Stupid spin by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if only he could find the "w" key...

    2. Re:Stupid spin by Inzite · · Score: 1

      Bad idea.....

      If the kid can jump in the car and get it to move forward in the span of half a second, this MIGHT be a good idea. More likely, by the time (s)he's in the driver's seat mom has already suffered major internal injuries, and moving the car will just do more damage. Better to wait for medical services to arrive.

      Real medical emergencies do not take place like in the movies. If you have a knife in you, it is NOT better to remove it on the spot (that knife is the only thing preventing you from bleeding). If you're pinned by a heavy object, it is better to wait until emergency services are in place to deal with any problems removing that object will cause (moving that object is only going to exacerbate any spinal injuries an internal bleeding). If you have a broken arm, it is NOT better to set it at the scene of the injury (doing so can further damage the surrounding tissue, increase bleeding, and potentially release bone marrow into the blood stream).

      99% of the time, it's better to do absolutely nothing, and move the victim as little as possible. The obvious exceptions are when breathing is obstructed (possible in the case of the parent's example) or further danger is imminent (victim is unconscious in the passenger's seat after a car accident in the middle of a highway in a snowstorm, or perhaps the car is on fire).

      P.S. The poster's point (that if the story had ended differently the spin about GTA would be different) is still valid, but the example (s)he used isn't the best one that could have been picked.

    3. Re:Stupid spin by powerspike · · Score: 1

      Kid attemps to kill mother after playing GTA IV!

  23. Its the parents fault, not the kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 6 year old cannot be blamed if the parents cannot provide the proper framework needed for his mind to develop sensibly. The parent()s allowed the kid to play and therefore, is/are liable, not the kid. Game ratings do make sense (with exceptions). Grand Theft Auto is not suitable for kids and these parents need to be cognizant of that fact.

    Losing their car should be enough to have them do the right thing, which hopefully, is to dump Grand Theft Auto in favor of say, RuneScape.

  24. Way over blown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    GTA doesn't show the fundamentals of driving a car but it is a simulator of cars driving. Seeing common road signs, keeping to the right, the very basics anyway and I'm sure this is what the kid meant. He learned the rest from watching his parents as he knows where his mom keeps the keys and how to use them. You can't learn much more from pressing X and Square on a controller.

    What some people forget while they get on their screw Jack Thompson rants is that the kid is 6! He's in kindergarten or maybe grade 1! Where was your mom when you were going to kindergarten? Mine was holding my hand walking me to school every frigging day. Naps came second if she had any at all. Most parents will be standing with their kids making damn sure that they get on that bus and usually will be waiting at the end of the day making sure they come home as well.

    This wouldn't be getting the reaction that it is if the kid said Grand Turismo or nothing at all but because he said GTA we get this. Of course now Ford will have a new marking angle for the Taurus. The number one vehicles chosen by 6 year olds.

  25. Don't blame the game, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Regardless of whether or not he should have been allowed to play GTA, he should not have been allowed to drive the car. Now, you say, his mother was sleeping and didn't know . . . that is beside the point. By "not allowed," I don't mean she needs to be watching him ready to grab the car keys away. What I mean is that it should have been clear to him that the car is not a toy; he can't touch. Things like taking the car for a joy ride never even occurred to me as a kid. It was very clearly off limits. I am reminded of Sesame Street's cookie monster having to say that cookies are a "sometimes food." I watched Sesame Street as a kid, and the puppet stuffing cookies in his face never gave me the idea that I was allowed to do it or even that it was a good idea. Children are able to tell the difference between fantasy and reality, although it helps to have decent parents giving him guidance.

    2) It is conceivable to me that GTA "taught him how to drive." Clearly, he didn't learn very well, but I have had my own experience with a computer game teaching me how to do something in reality. I learned how to use the rudder to keep an aircraft from sliding during a turn from a flight simulator. I did not even have rudder petals or a control yoke; I flew from the keyboard controls. Later, when I was in a real aircraft, the flight instructor told me I was a natural with the rudder. I made some comment along the lines of it being just like my computer game, and he replied that he found the younger students who played computer games were more natural with the controls. Now I know that flight simulators have a history of being designed for accuracy in simulating flying whereas GTA is certainly not meant to be an accurate driving simulator, but I can see how even an imperfect simulation will aid in learning real world skills.

  26. See? by Peetabix · · Score: 1

    If the car had been a manual shift this wouldnt have happened.

  27. Learned to drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He learned more from watching mom from the other seat be sure. You could totally reduce the amount of auto related child injuries and DEATHS in this country if children were not allowed to watch drivers or drive in a vehicle at all.

    I stole my parents car when I was 6. Fortunately I had the sense to keep it to the field.

  28. So? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    It's more realistic than the god-awful simulator we had in Drivers' Ed in 1979.

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    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was no simulator! You were just so high you thought you were in Driver's Ed when you were actually playing Death Race!

  29. Team Fortress Defense by Arrakis+Dv8r · · Score: 1

    I plan on using the Team Fortess defense when I next use a baseball bat on someone.

  30. I blame the parents by ParanoiaBOTS · · Score: 4, Funny

    For getting a car that is driven with an analog stick and/or a D-pad

    1. Re:I blame the parents by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but you should see what happens to the car when you press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start!

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    2. Re:I blame the parents by santiagoanders · · Score: 1

      That's one of my recurring dreams. I always crash the car too.

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    3. Re:I blame the parents by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      It's a good point actually. If the car had been a manual rather than an automatic, the kid would never have made it out of the driveway.

  31. That's ridiculous by sonciwind · · Score: 1

    If he had learned how to drive in GTF, he would have ran into a prostitute.

  32. Right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And watching Star Trek taught me how to build a Warp Drive....

  33. You cannot learn to drive by playing GTA by ejames8124 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In GTA the player never sees or simulates the use of the real controls used to drive; you use a joystick or controller to play. You are never made aware of the real controls; like an ingnition, steering wheel, gas pedal or break pedal. This kid learned to drive either by watching any number of TV shows that give a lot more information about the act of driving or by watching his parents. He is talking about GTA because he knows its the way to increase his 15 minutes of fame (or infamy) and get the kind of attention that he obviously doesn't get a home from his parents.

  34. Taught him to drive? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No it didn't, He crashed. That's pretty much the first thing you are expected not to do when you learn to drive. In fact, I'd say that "not crashing" is the essence of driving. Silly boy. Moron parents.

    1. Re:Taught him to drive? by TrickyPeach · · Score: 1

      Indeed the fact he "drove it into a utility pole" surely means that's not driving, although points to GTA for managing to teach him to start a car (steal the keys etc etc) since none of that is actually done during game-play.

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    2. Re:Taught him to drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it did teach him how to drive, how would that be a bad thing? Here in my country we have "driving schools" where people are supposed to learn how to drive and they are quite expensive. Is teaching how to drive some kind of felony in the USA?

  35. GTA did NOT teach the kid to drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To drive (and crash) a car, you need to be able to put the keys in the ignition and put the car into gear.

    He didn't learn that from GTA (its not part of the game).

    Most likely, the kid learnt to drive by watching his parents.

  36. That's nothing! by monkeySauce · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had my first threesome at age 5. It was all because I played the shit out of Leisure Suit Larry and felt I needed to take it to the next level. My parents wanted to sue Sierra but back then they couldn't find a lawyer willing to take the case. What a shame Jack Thompson was too busy going after radio DJ's in those days.

  37. manual transmission :) by thesappho · · Score: 0

    this is why irresponsible parents must have manual transmission in their cars :)

  38. A load of crap, as always. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So GTA taught him to drive. Why not Gran Turismo, Need For Speed, Midnight Club, Forza, etc? This is a load of crap and everyone knows it, video games don't cause you to do anything. Until the day that you have a holo-deck type simulator to play video games in, it didn't "teach" you anything, it just provided you with fun. I won't say "the real blame is on the parents, blah blah blah" since 1000 people before me and after me will. But when does this crap end? When a 2 year old sues the Nintendo for making Zelda, which taught him to walk and he fell and bumped his head? Seriously, it's a game, it doesn't teach you a damn thing.

  39. GTA taught the kid how to drive? by DeAgua · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honestly, where do you take the car from park to drive in GTA. And where do you push down on the gas pedal and brake in GTA. The kid "learned" that cars get their impulse from people, but clearly, he did not learn how to drive in GTA. If that's the case, he has also learned how to take the safety off of a weapon, and how to load a magazine, and clear the weapon. C'mon. I really don't appreciate the way conclusions can be drawn based on what ever the reporter wants it to sound like. It's just a load of dung. By the way, I doubt he learned how to get dressed watching GTA...

  40. And The Win Goes To Iran by nick_davison · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hmmm, interesting priorities. I, for one, would rather get stoned and laid than shot and killed...

    In Iran, getting laid can lead to you getting stoned and killed. That's three to both your nations' half hearted two.

  41. Kids a smart one.... by Digital_Mercenary · · Score: 1

    I always wanted to drive when I was six but never could manage it. This kid is a go getter and show great management potential. A real go getter in a down economy. Keep up the good work kid.

    -Your fans from PS. 92 New York.

  42. This is not the same as the usual casees by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    The usual case would be "GTA made me want to drive dangerously, commit crime, etc.". He is not claiming that the game affected his motivation to take the car, just taught him how to do it.

  43. Dwarf Fortress Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I plan on using the Dwarf Fortress defense when I next use a sledgehammer on someone and dump them in a pit full of magma.

  44. 6 Year Old Drives... by Shivinski · · Score: 0

    ..See we don't have this problem here in England, beacuse even if a 6 year old managed to play GTA, steal their parents car keys, and get in and start the car. I bet you my life savings that he would stall before he even managed to pull off!

    That is the ONLY reason why we still use (as you americans like to call them) manual cars in the UK. To stop our kids stealing them!

    Once 'GTA:Manual Shift' comes out, that's when all of us in England and Europe will quietly swear under our breaths.

  45. The real culprit: Automatic transmission by phaze3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If only the car was manual (I believe you refer to it as a 'stick shift' on the other side of the pond) you wouldn't have had this problem. Why won't the government ban automatic transmissions? Won't somebody think of the children?!

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    1. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      A kid won't ever be able to control the clutch. A child is to small to slowly raise the clutch (or he needs to crawl down to do that and even then he needs a lot of force)

    2. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because on the other side of the pond, with 'stick shift' even adults would not be able to drive it.

      I think GM and Ford will ask for yet another government infusion if this would ever pass as a law.

    3. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by meist3r · · Score: 1

      If only the car was manual (I believe you refer to it as a 'stick shift' on the other side of the pond) you wouldn't have had this problem. Why won't the government ban automatic transmissions? Won't somebody think of the children?!

      Ban automatic transmission? Are you nuts? The American traffic economy would come to a screeching halt ...

      OK a bumpy, sputtering zigzagging halt ... but a halt nonetheless. Oh wait, it's already down? OK then why not.

    4. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually learned to drive a standard (ie, stick shift/manual transmission) before I learned to drive an automatic, which presented itself with a funny problem when I was a teenager and my friend asked me to get her car for some reason - I think I was going to drive her to the doctor's or ER or somewhere because she had hurt herself. Anyways, I get in the car, turn the keys in the ignition and, being clueless as to the nature of automatics, pushed down on the gas pedal - then wound up having to go back and ask her why the car wasn't moving. Anyways, the point of this story is, no matter how many driving video games I had already played, none of them taught me about taking the car out of 'park' or using a gear shift at all to the point that those games alone were not enough to teach me to drive an automatic.

      Plus, what about the parking brake? I'm a girl, and a pretty tiny one at that, and in my car I've got to use a substantial amount of muscle to take it off - put the parking brake on, and I bet your average 6-year-old wouldn't have the faintest hope of getting that car to move anywhere.

    5. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by HBI · · Score: 1

      I approve of your sig.

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    6. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... I have a choice not to go to McDonald's... do I have a choice not to go to war?

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    7. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      The parking brake? Please. My dad once accidentally took a 10-mile trip on the freeway with his parking brake engaged. Only noticed once he was getting off the freeway because his brakes were burnt out.

      Now this was a manual transmission. Maybe automatics work differently. But I'm pretty sure that unless engaging the parking brake on an automatic also takes the car out of gear the engine could defeat the parking brake easily.

    8. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by HBI · · Score: 1

      His point is that blaming GWB for a choice that was heartily approved of by a fair majority of the population (at the time) is hardly appropriate. He was an instrument of the will of the people - once again, at the time.

      Everyone who thinks it was a mistake now needs to absorb that truth.

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    9. Re:The real culprit: Automatic transmission by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      lol, oh, since he convinced the people of something false using deliberate lies to fit his pre-defined agenda it's not his fault, he was an instrument of the people and the people are the sole bearers of responsibility? Actually when you think about it for a minute it makes total sense.

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  46. Tsk tsk - inappropriate game choice by Sits · · Score: 1

    Poor videogame choice strikes again. If the kid had been given appropriate games where the key focus is driving (Burnout, Gran Turismo) or that freeware Japanese delivery game Rider he would have realised the tedium and complexity inherent in driving...

    Remember - give your kids APPROPRIATE games.

  47. Outrage!!! by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > Let's put the blame squarely where it lies... on the stupid freakin' parents who were letting a 6-year-old play GTA!

    That's terrible. Next thing he'll stop paying his hookers.

    My family was so poor that if I wanted to play GTA I had to steal a real car.

  48. More complex by cliffski · · Score: 1

    Actually the blame is more complex. I agree that bad parenting is normally the main cause in cases where behaviour gets blamed on video games. But that doesn't mean games are blameless. I think almost everyone here would agree that advertsising works. If it didn't, why the hell do people waste billions on it? I've been reading 'the advertised mind' which is a book on how advertising works at the brain chemistry level. it's fascinating stuff. Basically you have zero defence against ads, because the information from ads already registers in your brain and strengthens certain synapses long before the higher areas of your brain decide not to pay it attention. Essentially, you just don't have the option to reject what you see, because the emotional fear-response 'early warning' section of your brain already kicks in first to check its not something urgent.
    Anyway, what I'm getting at, is that everything you see and hear affects you. If you see certain activities portrayed on a regular basis, and do not get a corresponding physical pain response, then your brain cannot help but normalise those activities at a subconscious level. As n urban westerner, I don't get scared when I see tigers and bears, because those are things that I just see on Tv or in cartoon, but it's a different story if you are a kid in Nepal thats run like fuck from a real tiger.

    My (somewhat strange) point, is that a six year old kid hasn't been in a car crash, he hasn't been hurt in a car, he hasnt seen a car crash or know anyone thats been in one. His only knowledge about car crashes is they are fun things that happen when he plays a game. Because he doesn't have the experience of the real world phenomena, he is in no position to develop a sensible approach to his actions here.

    So the ultimate blame is dumbass parents that let a six year old kid play a game like GTA, but lets not kid ourselves that video games don't affect them. All video games affect everyone who play them. They change our behaviour and our attitudes. The older you are, the more real-life experience you have, the less pronounced this behavioural change will be (your behaviours are already more established). But young kids playing violent video games is not a good idea.

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    1. Re:More complex by Crumplecorn · · Score: 1

      Apparently books have the same effect too.

    2. Re:More complex by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's a nice theory and all, but what evidence do you have for it? I've seen evidence that playing violent games can cause a temporary increase in aggressive behavior. But that's just the kid getting excited, the same thing happens after watching Kung Fu Panda. It doesn't hurt the kid, in fact it's entirely natural.

      What evidence do you have that playing violent video games at any age causes any sort of pathology?

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    3. Re:More complex by cliffski · · Score: 1

      Errr... you think there is no evidence that advertising works? If advertising can influence behaviour, and its a passive medium, explain how the interactive medium of gaming cannot?

      advertising 100% works. I know this from my own stats, let alone the intuition that companies spend billions on it.

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    4. Re:More complex by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Advertising is designed to influence behavior. Gaming is just entertainment. What goes for one does not necessarily go for the other. Unless you have evidence to show otherwise.

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  49. Me23 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention the fact that the game has an adult rating. Parents always blame the games, but who buys the games for their kids? I would assume they do or they should have control (if they are a good parent) of what their 6 year old has access to.

    1. Re:Me23 by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Kids are sneaky. yes, you teach them right and wrong. Yes, you can refuse to buy them a video game. But do you think when they come home from a friend's house they are going to tell you that they played that video game at their friend's house? So do I need to get an inventory of all of my kid's friends' video games and tell them which house to go to and which not to go to? Or do I just tell them I am not buying them this game and for these reasons, and then hope they make the right decisions when they are at their friends' house. I think this is a case of "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink". You can teach your child right from wrong, and you can share your experience with them, but ultimately it is up to the child whether to take advantage of your years of experience or whether to make their own mistakes and learn from them. If you have taught your child right from wrong and you have shared your experience with them, then you have done your part, and should not be blamed for the consequences of you kid ignoring your teachings.

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  50. Eh? by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I learned to drive at six, might have been seven. That old automatic station wagon of my uncles was a great thing, he even taught me the finer points of proper parking, and parking on hills. My parents on the other hand, had taught me how to drive a stick not long after, but I'd already figured it out on my own by watching their feet and how they shift, as well as listening to the engine. If I'd been able to reach the peddles I could have driven either car without much of a problem.

    I guess it's one of those old things, both my parents, my uncle and most of my family either grew up on farms or lived on farms at one time or another. Came with the life, you learned what you needed to do to get through the day. This however, seems to be a blame game. Bad parenting? I'd say no parenting. Just another example of an adult dropping their kid in front of the TV and walking away. I'd say child, but obviously they didn't try to go that far.

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    1. Re:Eh? by brkello · · Score: 1

      Isn't "no parenting" a form of bad parenting?

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    2. Re:Eh? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Isn't "no parenting" a form of bad parenting?

      It could be, however parenting requires some involvement with lessons in morality and so forth. In many cases, that's not happening at all. At best these people could be considered caretakers.

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  51. Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only safe gun is one that doesn't exist. Guns are unsafe by definition.
    Anyone who has a gun and claims to practice gun safety is deluded or a liar.

    1. Re:Wrong! by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You obviously live in a city.
      If you grew up in the country, guns are a way of life, and quite safe.
      My parents had guns for years when I was growing up. There were no laws regarding keeping them locked up at the time, so they were sitting on a rack on the wall, unlocked, within easy reach by either of us kids, in the living room.
      The bullets were 6 feet away in the top drawer of the filing cabinet beside my mom's desk.

      Every farmhouse around us that I ever remember going in had a similar gun rack. I was back to do some work for one of my parent's neighbours recently, and right there in the living room, is the gun rack, still. Now it's locked up, but it's still right there, on the wall beside their dinner table.

      We were taught from a very early age that they were not toys, period, and we were not to touch them when our parents were not there. We did occasionally, of course, but never the guns and the bullets at the same time. (They were stored unloaded.)

      Our parents did take us out on occasion for shooting practice, as an educational tool. This is how you handle it safely, this is how you aim, etc. Never once did we have an accident, even shooting a rifle at 10 years old or less.

      The reason it's different in the country is that, in the city, guns are used as protection against other people, other drug dealers, etc.
      In the country, guns are used as protection against wildlife, and sometimes your livelihood, or your very life is threatened by that wildlife.

      When your livestock, that you have hundreds of thousands invested in is being attacked by a pack of wolves, are you going to go out with a hammer to try to get them away?

      Hell no.

      You'll go out with a rifle and start blasting everything that doesn't look like sheep.

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    2. Re:Wrong! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      When I was a pre-teen or so my pop let me shoot some guns for the first time. Today, I own the first gun I ever shot (a .22 caliber Winchester Semi-Auto) as well as a couple of shotguns and a nice Peruvian Mauser. But long before I had ever fired a gun I knew something about firearm safety. I'm not sure where I picked it up, I think maybe my rich white kids school (At which I was only financially out of place, aside from my surname) had some kind of firearm safety day.

      The only point of all this is that it is entirely possible to have firearm safety, through education. I simply know better than to point guns at people I don't intend to shoot. Consequently, I have never pointed a gun at anyone (except the kind that expels paint balls.)

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    3. Re:Wrong! by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Of course guns are dangerous, but this is like saying that the only safe kitchen knife is a kitchen knife that doesn't exist. Anything that is or was derived from a weapon is dangerous when used without proper respect for it's destructive power. This includes guns, kitchen knives (plenty of nasty injuries in the kitchen when people are careless), and most tools.

      I like to cook, and I have a very nice set of very sharp knives in my kitchen. If you are careless with them, you have a very good chance of getting seriously injured or injuring someone else. But if you use them properly, you will be quite safe.

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  52. parenting and learning tools by Rue+C+Koegel · · Score: 1

    my 5 year old was playing GTA and HALO, last year... now he's in 1st grade ahead of schedule. Kindergarten lasted 4 months. with a parent sitting behind or beside a child, games and movies can be used as educational tools... no matter how 'adult' they may seem there's something that is learned from them, whether it's 'actively and intentionally learned' is the question. exactly what kind of stories do you think fathers used to read/tell to their children 4 hundred years ago? why is it that only 1 hundred years ago 12 year olds were taking on the responsibilities of adulthood, but today, seesh, i know 40 year olds that have no idea what that means, "the responsibilities of adulthood." good guys, bad guys, cause and effect, consequences, laws, the concept of property via theft, the dangers of weapons, gravity, speed, the manipulation of objects in space... heck, taylor learned that when you do things people don't like they can loose interest in having you around (call it loosing friends). he learned this from GTA after noticing and questioning why rival gang members were shooting at him while he was on their turf. i laughed when his grandmother shivered at the sight of him playing HALO, a first person shooter. i used it to encourage him to learn to read (which was a problem), and to teach him to follow directions, as well as--through online play--to work as a group... as well as other things i can't quite recall. and yes, he realizes the difference between real life and video games... if you ask him what a gang is he currently says "bad guys on GTA" or something along those lines, not a group of notorious criminals who have incorporated to better control their ability to earn a buck, illegally--or something along those lines. more importantly he doesn't think being in a gang or hurting people is cool, even though he does think driving around in a simulated environment destroying things and setting people on fire is. i don't say, "i can do this, but you can't." if Taylor wants to do something he's not ready for i tell him he can learn, but that he's not ready yet. simple as that. there's nothing he cant do. and i down right expect him to take on and be successful at managing all the responsibility of a grown adult, as long as he's had the opportunity to learn how to. it's all a question of parenting and personality anyway. not a question of age. a poorly parented individual is probably more likely to act as a criminal, due to the lack of moral leadership, and a well parented individual can still decide later to become a criminal. but if we're going to remain focused on kids, look to their parents, not their learning tools.

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    1. Re:parenting and learning tools by Langfat · · Score: 1

      him playing HALO, a first person shooter. i used it to encourage him to learn to read (which was a problem), and to teach him to follow directions, as well as--through online play--to work as a group...

      your 5 year old plays Halo online?? I'm pretty sure I've had that guy on my team before...

      come to think of it, more than once actually....

    2. Re:parenting and learning tools by Rue+C+Koegel · · Score: 1

      and you know that cause he had at least a 2:1 kill:death ratio right? lol... takes after his old man.

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  53. GTA? by Alarindris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I did the same thing when I was 5 or 6. Know where I learned to drive?

    BY WATCHING MY PARENTS DO IT.

    1. Re:GTA? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did the same thing when I was 5 or 6. Know where I learned to drive?

      BY WATCHING MY PARENTS DO IT.

      If I had to watch my parents do it, I'd want to drive the fuck up on out of there, too.

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    2. Re:GTA? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your parents clearly shouldn't have let you watch them do it.

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    3. Re:GTA? by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      Do I really need to add

      GTA is not the only place to learn to drive?

      It seems like that point was missed.

      And to clarify, I ended up in the ditch 10 feet directly behind the driveway, luckily not hurting anyone or anything, we lived out in the country.

  54. Well We Know The Kid is Lying . . by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    . . . because he didn't even get 1 star before crashing. The game taught him nothing. I've also played my fair share of GTA and Saints Row and not once did the game ever require me to go snatch car keys and then start up a car. So this kid was already eyeballing his parents and watching how they did things in the car. So in actuality his parents taught him how to drive and not the game. And why is this kid playing GTA when Saints Row II is 5 times better and has online co-op.

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  55. of course GTA is the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if the kid had been playing Gran Turismo, he would have been skilled enough not to crash!

  56. Better living through chemistry by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music"

    1. Re:Better living through chemistry by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music"

      Wrong example...

    2. Re:Better living through chemistry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wooosh

  57. Manual cars by Milskin · · Score: 1

    To be fair, this sort of thing highlights a positive aspect of manual-shift cars. There's no way a child could get in and start driving. You need practise to get it down and not stall the car. Plus, as convenient as cruise control is, if you remove it and make all cars automatic, I would imagine that people spend more time thinking about driving properly than just zoning out behind the wheel...

  58. Playing Game != Real Life Learning by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    This brings back my usual argument - anyone claiming that GTA or Counterstrike can give you real life combat skills should be given a copy of Skate or Tony Hawk, a skateboard and one week to prove that playing the game can teach him to make a double Ollie flipkick handstand.

  59. Cop out by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    this is a copout reason. the kid said this because he is below the age of criminal responsibility, and saying "i got it from a game" pretty much makes him innocent. and also removes quite a lot of blame and possible charges from the parents.
    same reason why criminal gangs bring in very young kids to carry their guns for them. if the kid gets caught "i found it, and i thought it would make me like [character Y in game X]".

  60. I learned how to drive playing TD by pr0cess · · Score: 1

    I clocked many long hours of playing Test Drive I and II before I was 16. I figure thats why it took me only a couple hours behind the wheel to get the hang of it. Its not surprising a 6 year old whos spent days on end playing GTA would be able to drive a car a significant distance. Hes already got a pretty good feel for how the thing behaves during acceleration, braking, turns, etc. Videogames arent real life experience? Maybe not, but theyre a good part towards it. We train fighter pilots on flight simulators for crying out loud. $15M and 10 tons of explosives, flown for the first time, by someone whos been playing a really expensive video game for a couple of months. If thats not proof that you can learn from a videogame, I dont know what is. Parents should have left the keys up on that cute little wooden keyholder their kid made for them last year... out of his reach...

  61. " passed the buck onto a familiar scapegoat"? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    No. He said he wanted to go to school and had missed the bus. Unlike many adults, he accepted responsibility for what he did.

    He just said he learned to drive playing the game, which explains why he hit some many things, ran off the road, and crashed into a tree.

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  62. Please... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    ...anyone who's played GTA knows you can't drive through a utility pole. That's why you're supposed to drive on the sidewalk.

  63. Choice number 3 by Gription · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I was going to kill them from ten feet, ten yards, or ten miles...
    I would use a car.

    The kid probably hit the utility pole while he was trying to run over "a pimp or a ho" on the sidewalk...

    1. Re:Choice number 3 by Shamenaught · · Score: 1

      Why would you use a car when the pedestrian could easily just stand behind a utility pole? Also, how fast can a car really get in 10 feet? Fast enough to kill?

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    2. Re:Choice number 3 by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      All you need to do is knock him down. Then he's all yours.

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    3. Re:Choice number 3 by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      It's not 'fast enough enough to kill'; it's 'smart enough to back up'. ;)

  64. Spin Baby Spin! by PhreezeVi · · Score: 1

    I saw this story on the local news last evening (Nova Scotia, Canada if it's all relevant) and the story spin was more about a 6 year old who didn't want to miss school and managed to drive the car 10 miles. Which was pretty darned interesting. In the last sentence of the story they mentioned that he learned to drive from a video game. They didn't even say which game. Apparently our local news service didn't feel the need to scapegoat the game. All that being said I do agree that no children should be playing GTA period. I like the game personally but it is NOT appropriate for kids. So how he got the game and played it often enough to derive any sort of skill-set from it I think should have the focus of any articles that seek to place the blame on the game itself. And I might add that I took off with the car twice in 1980 when I was 3 years old and for the record I never even encountered a video game of any sort nor would I for at least 3 more years.

  65. I play GTA with my 6 yr old by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    To him, it's the "Oyster Hunting Game"

    It's all in the parenting, I suppose. /plays with audio off

  66. Sax and Violins by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    I've long wanted to see a European version of Left4Dead, where all the zombies are replaced by sex-crazed orgy-goers and you have to satiate them with your various handheld "toys". There would be surprisingly little reprogramming necessary for such a mod...

    1. Re:Sax and Violins by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's called Hentai.

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  67. I blame the game by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    I knew that GTA for Leapfrog was a bad idea! Totally irresponsible.

  68. wait by luther349 · · Score: 0

    the game didnt teach him how to drive if he smashed into a pole. gta is nowhere near a driving simulator. heck most simulators dont even have the full controls a real car does. this is just some brat who hasn't had enough beatings with the extension cord making up excuses. then again as a parent i wouldn't let a 6 year old near gta. so we have spoiled kid and failed parenting lets place the blame where it should be.

  69. Well, I see his problem by NobodyExpects · · Score: 1
    nandemoari writes

    six-year-old who recently stole his parents' car and drove it into a utility pole has passed the buck onto a familiar scapegoat: the video game, Grand Theft Auto. Rockstar Games' controversial Grand Theft Auto video game

    Of course it's his parent's problem. Not only did they leave the keys where the child could find them, but they didn't prepare him properly. Everyone knows that they should have bought him Gran Turismo or any other driving simulation, instead of the game GTA, if they really wanted him to drive to school!

  70. MOD PARENT UP by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i try not to say, "i can do this, but you can't." if Taylor wants to do something he's not ready for i tell him he can learn, but that he's not ready yet. simple as that. there's nothing he cant do. and i down right expect him to take on and be successful at managing all the responsibility of a grown adult, as long as he's had the opportunity to learn how to.

    Thank you so much. What is it with people who can't understand this? It's like half of /. got replaced with Helen Lovejoy.

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  71. The real culprit: Automatic transmission Drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever driven a manual? Or are they just fabled machines you read about? I have heard of far more kids that were able find neutral in a manual than be able to start a car in any way. Not to mention you don't even need the keys at that point.

  72. GTA did a damn good job by mmalove · · Score: 1

    From what I've heard of the story, that 6 year old made it 9 miles before wrecking the car. I have to grant kudos - my first learning drive at 15 I whacked a mirror within less than 9 miles.

    To be honest, you can't ask much more of a video game for giving your kid a fighting chance.

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  73. The way the cars in GTA IV handle... by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised he hit a lightpole, it's all I can ever manage to do.

    At least he didn't hit one of those indestructible trees.

    Did he go flying through the windshield upon impact with realistic ragdoll physics?

    Oh, wait, I got one more - he only hit the lightpole 'cause his cousin called him up and wouldn't stop babbling about Spongebob, the annoying bastard.

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  74. we should give GTA to immigrants then by peter303 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Since many of them dont learn to drive until they start here, if ever.

  75. I think he might be by Tekninja_Hawk · · Score: 0

    Literally, the only person ever to steal a ford taurus. Thats why their insurance rates are so low, noone will steal them!

  76. 6 year olds don't volunteer... by VendettaMF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder who trained him in this parroted buck shifting?

    And how strong is the evidence that he was at the wheel and not his drunk dad/mom?

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  77. Useful as driving simulators by C0L0PH0N · · Score: 1

    My son played driving games on PC's for years growing up. He was skilled at weaving through lanes, where when I tried it, I was totally off the track in a few moments. A few years later he got his driving permit. We were heading across a long narrow bridge when suddenly a large RV appeared in the opposite lane, and we were going to meet on the narrowest part of the bridge. Before I could even think, my son threaded that tight spot perfectly, with inches on each side, and calm as a cucumber. Later, after I calmed down, I asked if the video games helped. He said, 'Yup, it was just like in the video games". So to me, they are driving simulators that maybe saved us from a wicked accident.

  78. BREATHE DEEP PEOPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why all the anti-vidya game hatrocity?

    My 7 yr old has been playing GTA since he was 5, he is compassionate, sensitive, just made gifted class. He would not dream of stealing a car. Is gta better or worse than the roleplaying cops vs robbers, cowboy vs indians, vietnam war fests I uses to have as a kid? I doubt it. Vice city is a fun game, and hey, who doesn't like running people over?

  79. OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any way to fix the margins so i can read comments below this with more than 1 word per line ?!?

  80. You've missed the REAL issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was he drinking a cup of hot coffee?

  81. Education Angle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife learned to drive on GTA at age 30 and is now the best driver I know. She was too terrified to try driving a car before mastering it in the video game.

  82. This has been going on for years. by cve · · Score: 1

    I learned to drive when I was 6 by playing 'Night Driver' on the Atari 2600. Having the car move instead of the trees took some getting used to.

  83. not very well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kid claims GTA taught him to drive, but obviously not very well...

  84. Mario by malkir · · Score: 0

    Taught me how to steal money... DING!

  85. The real problem is his mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of mother SLEEPS while her six year old showers, makes breakfast and is responsible for getting himself to school? She obviously has let the media and video games raise her child instead of teaching him anything, so they are clearly to blame, not her.

    Shame on the media for doing such a poor job of raising everyone's children.

  86. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I know idle is supposed to be random easy going article but at least get your facts straight. People need to start doing some research before talking out of their asses.
    Lets take a look at these:

    This one

    and this one

    First of all, he wasn't blaming games. If anything he just wanted to get to school. It was more of an explanation on how he pulled it off.

    Second. The parents were arrested. Apparently the kid wasn't allowed to be left alone with his dad's new bimbo. And by not allowed I mean a court order had been issued.
    The kid missed the bus and since his "mom" was still sleeping (hungover or drunk) he decided to grab the car keys and make a mad dash for school so he could "get breakfast and go to PT". I wouldn't call that stealing. I call that dedicated.

  87. Re:??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would just like to point out the main difference between a gun and a [insert car, hammer, or knife] is that a gun's only use is to kill. It's not so much as whether it's more dangerous, but whether it should be okay for people to carry around objects that are only designed to murder others.

    Do you see the issue/difference?

  88. Re:??? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    but whether it should be okay for people to carry around objects that are only designed to murder others.

    Did you read a single word from my post? The only reason you think guns are only designed to murder others is because you live in a city, and that's all you've ever seen them used for.

    For that matter, I'd seriously like to know how you'd get a 3 foot long .303 caliber rifle into somewhere to kill others without getting shot yourself. I'm not talking about handguns.
    I'm talking about stuff like this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lee-Enfield_Rifle.jpg

    This is not an inner city drug lord weapon. This is...well, this particular one is a World War 1/2 vintage military weapon. But any rifle of this length is not a concealed carry type weapon. Concealed carry is what you're worried about, because those types of weapons are what cause problems in cities.

    These types of long gun weapons are meant, currently, for rural residents to protect their livelihood from wildlife predators. They're also used by northern Canada (and other parts of the world) residents to hunt for food.

    Maybe you need to get your mind out of the box you've put it in before you start making claims as to how others should live their lives.

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  89. Hmm by EggMcGuffin · · Score: 1

    Didn't GTA IV teach him the joys of getting drunk BEFORE trying to drive? Tch. Way to half do things!

  90. Huh? by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

    What makes a person with a gun any less enticing to shoot? It just makes you the first target.

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  91. Parents by Friendly+Pyro · · Score: 1

    This is why we have the ESRB, don't get me wrong I was playing T games when I was 7 and M games when I was 10 it was still useful. The parents should not let a 6 year old play GTA.

  92. A Quote From Thomas Jefferson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson

    6 year old getting a hand of a video game rated Mature sounds like parents gave it to him to me. Or not securing the car (or keys) from a kid. Maybe that house has knives sitting on the kitchen counter, dangerous chemicals under the sink not secured/locked, powertools in out in the open in the garage, that the parents should also consider. We don't need the government to tell us to have some common sense. Parents need to learn to be parents, have some common sense, and take ownership of themselves being parents.