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  1. I, for one, welcome our...

  2. Re: Newsflash on How Wiretaps Actually Work (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, Hell no! You're welcome to take the reins for a week or two but not her.

  3. Logistics? on US Military To Develop Star Wars-Style Hoverbikes With British company · · Score: 1

    Exactly how many logistics can it transport?

  4. Re:Why? on Grooveshark Found Guilty of Massive Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    Why did I have to perform a search on Yahoo! to figure out dogpile was? Just kidding, nobody uses Yahoo! for a search engine.

  5. Re:Also... on Friendly Reminder: Do Not Place Your iPhone In a Microwave · · Score: 1

    You forgot "Never put salt in your eyes."

  6. Re:What humanity needs is COMMUNISM! on Could Humanity Really Build 'Elysium'? · · Score: 2

    Trolling are an art.

  7. Re:Do beef cows have rights? on Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher · · Score: 1

    You're almost funny! I believe the GP is differentiating between beef cows and dairy cows.

  8. Re:No. No. Fuck no. on Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher · · Score: 1

    Anthropomophizing machines will not enable you to create better policy than any other fantasy belief system.

    Besides, they really hate when you do that!

  9. Re:Nook on 10 Internet Connections At Same Time · · Score: 1

    Go home, Dad, you're drunk.

  10. Re:Impressive! on Chinese Man Builds His Own Prosthetic Hands · · Score: 1

    ... like a Faygo can.

    Violent Jay, is that you?

  11. Re:Mighty broad definition of "language" there on Khan Academy Launches Computer Science Curriculum · · Score: 1

    "Oh please. Visual basic. Intercal. Assembly language / raw machine code. Cobol. Pascal. Awk !"

    Nearly 20 years after the class I still cringe thinking about it.

  12. Re:More Patents on Using Non-Newtonian Fluids To Fill Potholes · · Score: 2

    "...to rescue idiots like you trapped in their mom's basement."

    I've only known a couple of firefighters, but I seriously wouldn't want one of them to find me in their mom's basement!

  13. Re:Mistake #0 on Toronto Police Use Facebook Picture in Online Lineup · · Score: 0

    I was hoping for the obligatory XKCD but this is the best I could do. http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2012/01/04/the-system-552-antisocial-networking/

  14. Re:Smart people can be dumb on George "geohot" Hotz Arrested In Texas For Posession of Marijuana · · Score: 2

    He was caught with a molecule, everything's bigger in Texas.

  15. Re:Blame Napster on File Sharing In the Post MegaUpload Era · · Score: 1

    I was never trolled that bad but back in Napster's early days I downloaded Spiderman numerous times under different names. I never understood how making people think you have all the latest movies to share would increase the size of your e-peen.

  16. Re:Make it idiot-proof... on Tales of IT Idiocy · · Score: 2

    Good thing you sent it back, otherwise they'd be one short and you'd have an extra!

  17. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile on Progressive Era Hacker Griefed Marconi Demonstration · · Score: 1

    This is quite common in Bulgaria; if only they'd use the money to maintain said toilets!

  18. Re:Hey dumb ass on Ask Slashdot: Handing Over Personal Work Without Compensation? · · Score: 1

    I'm happy for you, but here the owners take care of their management team (adult kids) and top performers (the kids' friends). I know, sadly from experience as well.

  19. Re:Use the old O2 system? on Fatal Problems Continue To Plague F-22 Raptor · · Score: 1

    Sweet, a car analogy! /thread

  20. Re:Let me explain something on Law Professors On SOPA and PIPA: Don't Break the Internet · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I was hoping for a car analogy!

  21. Re:Really? on Designer Creates "Euthanasia Roller Coaster" · · Score: 1

    You forgot two important steps:

    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!

  22. Re:It seems good on Reaction To Diablo 3's Always-Online Requirement · · Score: 1

    I don't know anyone who doesn't have a persistent internet connection, except for those who specifically don't want one.

    Hi, my name is John, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. I rent paddle boats on the weekends and I have three to eight hours of free time each day. I have access to my laptop but not internet.

    Blizzard is obviously willing to sacrifice non-connected consumers.

    That's the most intelligent part of your post. Vote with your dollars.

  23. Re:Independence Day had it right... on Among the Costs of War: $20B In Air Conditioning · · Score: 1

    Tinfoil no, drywall yes.

  24. This is probably more functional on Asus Motherboard Box Doubles As PC Case · · Score: 2

    than the spent Budweiser case I've been using.

  25. Re:Sensationalism on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    Slashdot serves ads.

    What are these "ads" of which you speak?