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  1. Re:Is the wall working? on Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams' · · Score: 1

    Yes, but in Soviet Texas, Hadrian's wall looks at you!

  2. Working on my troll material here.. on Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams' · · Score: 1

    If (....) -> the Texans would blow them away with 20 gauge shotguns

    I think anything could fit into those brackets.

  3. Re:If I was a ninja... on Movies Delivered Via Television Signal · · Score: 1

    Technically, that's a blockbuster buster.

  4. Re:Forgot the biggest one on Stupid Engineering Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Quite a lot of engineering has gone into Windows over the years, actually.
    ... never to be seen again. Vanishing without a trace.

  5. _Sweet_ irony on Stupid Engineering Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Rescuers found it difficult to make their way through the syrup to help the victims.

    That's gotta be one of those situations where you don't know whether to laugh or cry.
    You end up sobbing with a chuckle.

  6. Remember kids, on Stupid Engineering Mistakes · · Score: 1

    The specs called for two "C" shaped beams to hug a metal rod as so - ]|[

    Funny, just a couple of brackets can be the only thing between a wonderful feat of engineering and a witless stunt of stupidity.
    There's a lesson to be learnt here, kids. Always keep your brackets nearby.
    And a portable microscop to read the tiny text.

  7. (-1 Redundant) on Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.4 Released · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I updated my blog just now. Just in case you were interested.

  8. Re:Scandalous! on 'Destroyed' Hard Drive Found At Flea Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if you're paid by the hour you might as well do a low-level format:)
    Yes, boss, we don't want to compromise security. Coffee anyone?

  9. Awkward C-o-C on Who Controls the Internet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    although I am an Australian living in the United States who has sent email from China

    That's a rather awkward chain of communication. He's a One Man Onion Router.

  10. Label me $RANDOM on On Point On Slacking · · Score: 1

    Yes, and one day everything will be taken away from you.

    Sorry, couldn't keep myself from .sig abuse.
    Anyway, if we all spent less time thinking about what other people label us as, we could label us happy:)

  11. New Google featurette name revealed! on Google, Submission AdSense and NoFollow Letdown · · Score: 1

    Google LetDown

    Try the lobster!

  12. Re:I know of sites that already do this. on Google, Submission AdSense and NoFollow Letdown · · Score: 1

    If I had a cent for every time... HEY!
    Where's me five bucks?

  13. Re:Rubs eyes.... on PC-BSD 1.1 Screenshot Tour · · Score: 1

    Like we did with grandma in the old days. 16mm projector, your aunt is drunk and yelling at your uncle, and grandma thinks it's VERY IMPORTANT for you all to see.
    PC-BSD doesn't have stockings and Alzheimers, though. Unless it has a memory gap, that is.
    Oh, mark me redundant.

  14. So what is wrong with that? on Treasures or Trash, 5 PC Cases for Gamers · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what is wrong with that?

    We simply disapprove. By our standards, your cousin is worthless.

  15. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! on Three Neptune-sized Planets Found Nearby · · Score: 1

    If the Universe is infinite, then huge would have no meaning.
    Incomprehensible sounds more like it.
    But no. I think the kiosk on the corner is too far, so I don't plan on going to New Neptun, not this weekend at least.

  16. Re:Fine, but... on Japanese Lab Creates 'Da Vinci' Voices · · Score: 1
    And:
    • Did he talk in a silly voice just to piss people off?
  17. That's nothing! on IBM and Fuji Announce Tape Storage Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Yo momma so fat that I had to use MBone to dl her picture.

  18. Re:Death? on IBM and Fuji Announce Tape Storage Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Unless the stock-market droid was built by slashdot readers.
    And had tentacles.

  19. Re:Punctuation on Google: The Missing Manual, Second Edition · · Score: 1

    Yes. And in some countries, latex is banned!

  20. Re:Because it evolved on Human Genome Sequencing Completed · · Score: 1

    You are saying that it was Unintelligently Designed?

  21. Re:Where's that ruler? on Spacecraft Crashes Into Satellite · · Score: 1

    And are those meters in feet or what?

  22. Add option #5 on Trojan Deletes Your Porn, Music & Warez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not even that:

    5) Trojan not only sentient, but self-sustainable and conventionally biased. Will take over the world.

    Proof of Intelligent Design? You be the judge.

  23. -1 offtopic on Time for a Linux Bug-Fixing Cycle · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the net calms down when Windows boxes have been told for the third time to go to bed. That's when the small linux goblins peek out from their firefox holes, and resume their quest to reach the golden kernel.

    The stable ones mostly come at night.. mostly...

  24. Re:How MSGINA works... on More Headaches from Vista Security · · Score: 1

    VPN-GINA

    Typosquatting, are we?

  25. Re:That's unfortunate... on SF Wifi More Than Flipping a Switch · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of The Tesla WiFi coil? The World System, aye?

    Are those stickers Do not use near people with pacemakers just for show?