My arse is that redundant. The man who got wasted in Stockwell had five rounds unloaded into him.
Anyway, I didn't notice the article making any reference to the guys ethnicity. The British Transport Police are so jumpy, they'd detain anyone who's middle eastern looking who's fiddling around with a rucksack. Hell, they capped the other dude because he was a tanned Brazilian in a coat.
Yeah maaaan, and the paperclip will talk to him and will repeat the phrase of dread: "It looks like you're writing a letter"... The body piercing of Karrrrma
First I heard about this and, to be perfectly honest, thank fuck. Now they can include the Q Continuum into the old school trek... well, they'd better coz Q'S DA MAN.
Indeed I only use the kazoo to get in tune as my harmonica fell down the toilet... tragic. Although, singing through the kazoo would make me sound like a duck, which is somewhat appropriate because I, as a Windows user, am QUACKERS!
I'm feeling all nostalgic now. A song from my yoof as a Windows 95 child. Gotta find out who sings this...
*Toots on kazoo*
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Oh Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way!
I've sat here installing word since breakfast yesterday,
Oh Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation please!
If you haven't noticed,
Four gig drives don't grow on treeeeeeeees!
And I, for one, welcome our new peer-to-peer overlords. May Micro$uck reign supreme over all our illegitimate downloads and guide us to the holy grail that is DRM.
My entire system reverberated when it got toepunted after slammer killed my game of solitare... and that was the day I installed slackware - The Opus Dei of Linux
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My arse is that redundant. The man who got wasted in Stockwell had five rounds unloaded into him. Anyway, I didn't notice the article making any reference to the guys ethnicity. The British Transport Police are so jumpy, they'd detain anyone who's middle eastern looking who's fiddling around with a rucksack. Hell, they capped the other dude because he was a tanned Brazilian in a coat.
He should consider himself lucky they didn't throw him on the floor and pop five caps in his head.
Yeah maaaan, and the paperclip will talk to him and will repeat the phrase of dread: "It looks like you're writing a letter"... The body piercing of Karrrrma
The penguin will smash the Windows and will find Bill Gates and stick that goddamned paperclip into any one of his open orifaces.
TUX 4 LIFE
But does it run Linux? Mmmm, something else is gonna drop soon.
First I heard about this and, to be perfectly honest, thank fuck. Now they can include the Q Continuum into the old school trek... well, they'd better coz Q'S DA MAN.
Indeed I only use the kazoo to get in tune as my harmonica fell down the toilet... tragic. Although, singing through the kazoo would make me sound like a duck, which is somewhat appropriate because I, as a Windows user, am QUACKERS!
*Toots on kazoo*
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Oh Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way!
I've sat here installing word since breakfast yesterday,
Oh Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation please!
If you haven't noticed,
Four gig drives don't grow on treeeeeeeees!
Happy tenth Windoze!
Seems like they did it to themselves.
You mean myocardial infarction. And I doubt a glorified band-aid will help if someone has a heart attack.
Does he run linux?
And I, for one, welcome our new Viet Cong overlords!
And I, for one, welcome our new peer-to-peer overlords. May Micro$uck reign supreme over all our illegitimate downloads and guide us to the holy grail that is DRM.
One giant leap for cartography. One even bigger leap for Google's 'let's justify our enormous market capitalisation' urge.
I wonder if Bill changes email addresses as much as I install security patches. Karma's a bitch.
This is nearly as irrelevant as that ten page report about caffeine. So much for real geography :/
RIP NGS
I guess I could throw in my rotting corpse and forged recipts showing I paid for Flash MX *shudder*
My entire system reverberated when it got toepunted after slammer killed my game of solitare... and that was the day I installed slackware - The Opus Dei of Linux
It's a step in the right direction. Perhaps, if we ask very very nicely, they'll make Flash open source... ...
In exchange for our immortal souls
Only takes two to tango