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I am the Most Spammed Person in the World

jefp writes "In November 2004, Microsoft's second-in-command Steve Ballmer made some headlines by mentioning that Chairman Bill Gates was getting four million spams per day. At the time, I was dealing with a little spam problem of my own - I was getting around a million spams per day. I found it a little comforting that my problem wasn't quite as bad as Bill's. However, a couple of weeks later Ballmer corrected himself, saying he mis-remembered the stat and Gates actually gets four million per year. This means I was getting one hundred times as much spam as Bill Gates. I've written a tutorial explaining why I get so much crapmail and how I deal with it."

478 comments

  1. This will help his spam problem for sure!! by fizz · · Score: 5, Funny

    he just went from 1 million a day to about 1.3 million a day.

    1. Re:This will help his spam problem for sure!! by jgold03 · · Score: 1

      Some of my buddies and I played an interesting game: Who could get a fresh Gmail account filled the fastest, and only with external mail (no uploading files to yourself). I won, and did it in exactly 1 week. Some of my techniques: - Joining high volume Yahoo! Groups and Google Groups, and getting them to forward every message to me. There are a bunch of really weird groups in other countries that send p0rn around to each other. - Every single kernel, debian, fc, slackerware, apache, mysql, etc. mailing list we could find... and WHOA we got a lot of mail from that - P0rn sites ("Enter your email address for free p0rn in your email" really gets you on a lot of spam lists) - Google "email mailing lists" In a week, I had 29,000 emails in my inbox taking up 2.1 GB. I'm suprised Google hasn't terminated my account since I'm over my quota and get about 5000+ emails a day now.

    2. Re:This will help his spam problem for sure!! by manojar · · Score: 1

      > There are a bunch of really weird groups in other countries that send p0rn around to each other I presume you are writing this from Saudi Arabia.

  2. Somebody needs an alias by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    Just throw your hands up and admit that's the only real way to turn them away.

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  3. Yech! by RileyLewis · · Score: 0, Funny

    I can't even stand a single can, how do you get on with that much?

  4. Bummer dude. by raolin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    think I'd first get a new email address.

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    1. Re:Bummer dude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was writing an email, on the PC, and it was like:
      "Bleepbleepbleepbleepbleepbleep!"

      Bummer.

    2. Re:Bummer dude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Hadn't heard that one in a year.

  5. First? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay to Slash-whoring your own site that is then too slow to respond and almost /.s before any comments appear.

    1. Re:First? by njcoder · · Score: 1

      What was the guy thinking? Posting a link to his server hosted on his DSL line? By the way the new netcraft pages look cool!

    2. Re:First? by njcoder · · Score: 1
      Ha! I got to see at least one page.... this is funny.
      Goals
      What am I trying to do here?
      • Keep my email service running and useful.
      • Keep my web service running too, since it's on the same machine.
      If you want to keep your email service running it's probably not a good idea to submit your website which runs on the same machine as your mail server and on the same dsl line to slashdot. I don't think he's going to have to worry about filtering spam for the next hour or so.
    3. Re:First? by niteice · · Score: 1

      uh...thttpd is at 2.26?

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  6. Persistant by JakeD409 · · Score: 0

    At least he's persistant... most people would just switch e-mail addresses.

  7. Give him a Tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    for Spamalot

  8. Uh Oh by davidm82 · · Score: 1

    Looks like I am getting to much media attention. I'll lower the spam to Gates to a million a day.

  9. And that's why.... by The+Woodworker · · Score: 5, Funny

    you don't post your email address to farmgirls.com!

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    1. Re:And that's why.... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny
      you don't post your email address to farmgirls.com!

      Oh, sure, and I'm sitting behind a monitored corporate firewall wondering just what might be on the end of such an URL.

      Bastards!
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    2. Re:And that's why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's why I use Bill Gate's e-mail address to sign up for sites like farmgirls.com.

    3. Re:And that's why.... by spood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, sure, and I'm sitting behind a monitored corporate firewall wondering just what might be on the end of such an URL.

      Well, apparently they don't have a problem with your slashdot habit!

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    4. Re:And that's why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bunch of desperate horsewives. Why, what did you think?

    5. Re:And that's why.... by gstoddart · · Score: 2
      A bunch of desperate horsewives. Why, what did you think?

      Dude, this is Slashdot. Any URL containing the word farm in it, is not to be opened at work.

      It's just not done. :-P
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    6. Re:And that's why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.vischeck.com/vischeck/

      This makes it past most filters becuase it is needed for web developers. It renders a page as if you had one of the three forms of color blindness.

    7. Re:And that's why.... by cavac · · Score: 1

      Dude, this is Slashdot. Any URL containing the word farm in it, is not to be opened at work.

      you mean like in www.BuiOurFarmaci.spam.com?

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    8. Re:And that's why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you just slashdotted vischeck! ;)

    9. Re:And that's why.... by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

      You're telling me ! In the place I work for, I had them believe Slashdot is a source of technical info. Good thing my boss doesn't browse around here... Oh wait...

    10. Re:And that's why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I had them believe Slashdot is a source of technical info

      I can only hope that you do not produce anything I may ever, ever need.

    11. Re:And that's why.... by the_womble · · Score: 1
      Well, apparently they don't have a problem with your slashdot habit!

      Obviously it is a vital news source for monitoring industry trends and developments - that was my story anyway.

  10. Tip #1 by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 0, Funny

    Stop subscribing at all those porn sites!

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    1. Re:Tip #1 by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Or, use something like dodgeit or mailinator

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    2. Re:Tip #1 by phildog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      thanks for the plug xtracto, I created and maintain dodgeit.com :-) We were getting well over 1 million spams a day before we started using DNS blacklists. I'm stunned that the story author is weathering the storm with sendmail. I never could configure that beast. Dodgeit is a postfix shop.

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    3. Re:Tip #1 by Kadmos · · Score: 1

      "I created and maintain dodgeit.com"

      Thankyou!

    4. Re:Tip #1 by xtracto · · Score: 1

      No... in Soviet america I thank YOU.
      thanks for dodgeit as it is really useful.

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  11. Should change his e-mail id by anandpur · · Score: 0, Redundant

    to something like ths hjuhiouh@microsoft.com
    It will not make his inbox spam free, but spam will be below 0.001% compared to what he receice now. Think of drop in Internet traffic.

    1. Re:Should change his e-mail id by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Should change his e-mail id to something like ths hjuhiouh@microsoft.com

      No, he should change it to something like "balmer@gmail.com", then he can allow the GMail filters knock it all out.

      ...

      Wait...

  12. You can cope with 1M spam emails... by ccozan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but not with one slashdotting.

    1. Re:You can cope with 1M spam emails... by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      funny but...

      the server's still responding, just very slowly :)

    2. Re:You can cope with 1M spam emails... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      I think we solved his spam problem for today.

  13. Not only that... by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    but now he's the most slashdotted person in the world, at least for a few hours.

    This must be depressing for him.

  14. What's happening here is: by Njoyda+Sauce · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's really just using Slashdot to break his server farm so he won't have to get spam anymore.

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  15. Goals by Nielsvdw · · Score: 1

    "What am I trying to do here? * Keep my email service running and useful. * Keep my web service running too, since it's on the same machine." If the spam won't kill it, the slashdot crowd probably will.

  16. nowhere by magarity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure whoever runs nowhere.com can give you a run for your money in the most spam inbound. Although a lot of those are probably from organizations thinking they're sending to legit opt-in requests.

    1. Re:nowhere by abulafia · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know the owner of that domain, and yes, she got so much mail that she ended up turning MX off for it.

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    2. Re:nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but the folks at asdf.com had it even worse.

    3. Re:nowhere by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for mister asdf@asdf.com as I use him for all my registrations.

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    4. Re:nowhere by njcoder · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to use asdf.com all the time too.. Then one day I decided to see if it actually existed. This is a funny read. :)

    5. Re:nowhere by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

      I've got an address of junk_mail @ some_hosting_company and another one of test123 @ same_hosting_company... you'd be suprised at the type of crap people put in their tests...

      Example: One guy's domain is set to expire ... I managed to track him down last year about it and warn him but he's done nothing to change it and I kept no records of where he is now...

      I've also seen a "Testing to see if this worked" messages to the test123 account and sent back, "It didn't work - try again" ... it can be amusing at times...

      Not as much spam as I would think on those accounts 'tho... more on my main one.

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    6. Re:nowhere by pyros · · Score: 1
      I used to use asdf.com all the time too.. Then one day I decided to see if it actually existed. This is a funny read. :)

      That's a great email address, jklsemicolon @ asdf.com. Not as good as dot @ dotat.at, though.

    7. Re:nowhere by anuzellig · · Score: 1

      The domain "example.com" is reserved for testing and documentation purposes. See http://example.com/. So this would be a great place to send test emails without pissing someone off.

    8. Re:nowhere by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      first name: screw
      last name: you
      email: no@thanks.com

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    9. Re:nowhere by bbtom · · Score: 1

      dotat.at - pretty neat. I used to be involved with dotdotnetdot.net. Very Slashdot.

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    10. Re:nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thanks.com is apparently controlled by a linkmill, so it's all good.

    11. Re:nowhere by dodobh · · Score: 1

      domain.com

      The stupidest way to obfuscate a domain when reporting problems on mailing lists.

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  17. No wonder by kakashiryo · · Score: 0

    He must be using Hotmail, of course!

  18. Not so clever by xtracto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Keep my web service running too, since it's on the same machine.

    You try to do this by submiting a story to /. front page?

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  19. Good test for thttpd. by caferace · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seeing as how he's the one who wrote it.

    Hi Pokey!

    -jim

    1. Re:Good test for thttpd. by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      This does not reflect well on thttpd. Not that I'm saying it is a poorly designed web server (indeed, I know it is not!), but it did not last long during this Slashdot barrage. I hope this doesn't become an incident people will refer to when attempting to denegrate thttpd.

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    2. Re:Good test for thttpd. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      "Ack! Thttpd slow." -- Bill the cat

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    3. Re:Good test for thttpd. by jefp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thttpd is handling the load just fine. My CPU is 90% idle. The problem is collisions. The two-foot ethernet link from the DSL box to my switch is half-duplex. At the height of it I was getting about 400 collisions/second out of 1500 packets/second. It's tapering off now.

    4. Re:Good test for thttpd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why there are so many collisions on a link with presumably only two nodes and less than 2 MBit/sec of traffic. Is there a duplex mismatch with one side set to full duplex and one half duplex? Or does the switch throttle outgoing traffic to DSL speed by causing a false collision? I thought your web site said you had a T1 but you mention DSL above.

      Is your switch running FreeBSD? I seem to remember that FreeBSD has strange problems with high numbers of (bogus?) collisions. Can't recall the explanation though.

    5. Re:Good test for thttpd. by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

      Try a six-foot cable - two feet may be too short for carrier sense to be working right. KeS

  20. Before it was Slashdotted.. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 2, Informative
    the server got as far as spluttering this part of the page out:

    What am I trying to do here?

    Keep my email service running and useful.
    Keep my web service running too, since it's on the same machine.


    I guess 1,000,000 spams a day isn't as bad as 1000 people simultaneously trying to access your Web server!
    1. Re:Before it was Slashdotted.. by LuckyStarr · · Score: 3, Informative

      In fact his Webserver still runs perfectly. Why do I know? Because I am reading his article. Slashdottings occur when webservers use more RAM than the system has. Kernel swaps, webserver allocates some more memory, tilt. So the obvious solution is to configure your webserver not to. :) I guess this is what he did. All incoming connects get queued by the kernel and handed over to the webserver if a slot gets available. It gets terribly slow (I can tell!), but if the user has a high timeout-value (of a minute or 2) then no error will occur at his end either.

      Very reliable tech I guess. :)

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    2. Re:Before it was Slashdotted.. by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Too bad the thing is toasty now.

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  21. Greylisting by nocomment · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just yesterday I enabled Greylisting in OpenBSD spamd, and today I got 6 spams, compared with my usual 150. (per day).

    It's easy to set up and works with your existing mail server. OUr mail server is qmail on red hat, but openbsd just ahppily redirects the legit (what it suspects might be legit rather) to the mail server. The load has dramatically decreaed on the mail server.

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    1. Re:Greylisting by nocomment · · Score: 1

      ugh! pardon my spelling a grammar in that last post, I guess I should "preview" more often eh? ;-)

      Also I just checked and technically no spams were received today they came in yesterday. So I've gotten 6 spams SINCE enabling greylisting yesterday morning.

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    2. Re:Greylisting by hta · · Score: 1

      I've got a web page with the greylisting database stats for my mail server at my webserver. It shows on the low side of a thousand messages being held by SQLgrey's block at any given time - which translates to less than a thousand spams per day blocked.
      It's a significant decrease in spam getting through, but no panacea.

    3. Re:Greylisting by appleprophet · · Score: 2, Informative

      I tried greylisting, but I was not very impressed. I am a shareware programmer, so I rely on receiving email from many unique people, using a wide variety of ISPs. I found that greylisting would often hold legitimate emails for many hours, sometimes days, depending on how the customer's ISP was set up. I even got complaints that I was slow providing support when several customers had their emails thrown in the queue so I couldn't reply to their emails as fast as I usually do. That is unacceptable to me. I suppose greylisting is good if you just use email with a select group of people, but if you rely on emailing people you have never encountered before every day, I warn you about enabling grey listing.

    4. Re:Greylisting by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Greylisting will prevent you from receiving email from a variety of non-complying SMTP hosts. Lotus Notes/Domino/Whatnot among others, IIRC.

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    5. Re:Greylisting by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It would appear that a number of phishers actually go through real mail servers rather than some spam software designed to blast out thousands of mails at a time. Since I installed postgrey, the vast majority of the spams that have made it to my desk have been from phishers. Enabling spf checking filters out a good number of thouse, although for some reason I get soft-fails instead of fails from forged e-bay addresses (Easily solved, just blacklist anyone claiming to be from ebay at the mail server, since I don't deal with them anyway.)

      I'd really like to see everyone adopt SPF so I can start refusing domains that don't have SPF records published for them.

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    6. Re:Greylisting by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The nice part is that it only takes one major ISP enabling greylisting to automagically fix those out-of-spec servers. People might not fix their configurations for me, but I'm pretty sure they might respond differently to AOL or Earthlink.

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    7. Re:Greylisting by alphakappa · · Score: 1

      ugh! pardon my spelling a grammar in that last post

      Sorry, had to be said :-)

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    8. Re:Greylisting by af_robot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't spread rumors! There are *no problems* with normal Lotus Domino (Notes) servers and greyslisting - it is fully RFC compliant.

      There can be some misconfigured or ancient SMTP servers, but you can always whitelist it if you really need to get email from such servers.

    9. Re:Greylisting by rhizome · · Score: 1

      I got the same reduction by requiring valid reverse DNS for SMTP clients in postfix.

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    10. Re:Greylisting by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I'd really like to see everyone adopt SPF so I can start refusing domains that don't have SPF records published for them.

      There have been several stories published on slashdot about why SPF is useless. Spammers just buy dozens of disposible domains, publish SPF records, and send out spam from their listed server.

      The only way you can get any use out of SPF is if you whitelist only popular domains, and throw away e-mails from everywhere else.
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    11. Re:Greylisting by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That makes it much easier to trace the spam, and it forces them to work harder and spend more money in order to spam people. If they use stolen credit card numbers to register the domains, it adds more federal charges that can be brought against them and makes it harder for the cut-rate registrars to provide domains using credit card numbers. None of that is "useless." It would also be straightforward to refuse mail from servers that use spam-friendly DNS providers' name servers, since the cut-rates seem to have a hard time making name servers other than their own authoritative for the domains they register.

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    12. Re:Greylisting by macshit · · Score: 1

      I got the same reduction by requiring valid reverse DNS for SMTP clients in postfix.

      I've seen that cause a lot of problems though. Some large legitimate email sources (e.g. Yahoo's web mail) seem to either not name all their email sending machines, or DNS doesn't always stay in perfect sync with their server farm, so some proportion of email from them gets treated as spam if you use this approach.

      I wonder if greylisting could also run afoul of such large providers -- if they use many servers sharing a common queue, the actual host trying to sending a particular piece of mail might change for each attempt!

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    13. Re:Greylisting by david.given · · Score: 1
      Just yesterday I enabled Greylisting in OpenBSD spamd, and today I got 6 spams, compared with my usual 150. (per day).

      Yeah, greylisting is superb as a first-pass filter. It's cheap, it's fast, it's completely automatic, and above all, it will reject the spam before you've even received it --- which means it's not taking up any bandwidth! If you have a spam problem, getting a greylister is the first thing to try.

      As TFA says, check out greylisting.org for more information. This is also a good site. If you want a greylister, I strongly recommend Spey: it's an SMTP proxy that sits between your existing MTA and the outside world, and so will work on anything. I think it's particularly good because, er, I wrote it...

    14. Re:Greylisting by ajs · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that you're wrong, but I've been Greylisting for about six months, and I've never had any of my friends or business associates report any problems. Anyone who sends me mail form such archaic systems must use a mailing list.

      I white-list mailing list servers specifically because it's a pain in the butt to deal with otherwise. This is the only reason that it's not practical for a large organization, though it might work out just fine for such an organization as a fall-back (e.g. if you have some other reason for suspecting the mail is spam such as previous spam).

    15. Re:Greylisting by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      >if they use many servers sharing a common queue, the actual host trying to sending a particular piece of mail might change for each attempt!

      postgrey at least gives the option of looking at the /24 network address of the sender instead of the full ip, seems to help with server farms. It also has a whitelist.

    16. Re:Greylisting by rleibman · · Score: 1

      The nice part is that it only takes one major ISP enabling greylisting to automagically fix those out-of-spec servers. People might not fix their configurations for me, but I'm pretty sure they might respond differently to AOL or Earthlink.
      The problem I see is that by your same logic, and assuming that greylisting assumes that spam sending software is not SMTP compliante, it only takes one major ISP enabling greylisting for SPAM boxes to get into the SMTP spec.

    17. Re:Greylisting by kevcol · · Score: 1

      You can auto whitelist in the greylist conf file for non compliant MTAs. But of course someone has to tell you that you missed the message first.

    18. Re:Greylisting by lhaeh · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind some sort of service where you could test if your spam filter will accidentally block spam from certain groups (like yahoo). You would just submit your e-mail address to them and it would send you e-mail from a number of common ISPs. I'm sure people might try to abuse it, but that could be easily prevented. It would make testing your filters much easier.

    19. Re:Greylisting by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Greylisting is a much larger burden to spammers than legitimate mailers, though. Say your server is configured to greylist. I have a finite and rather stable set of people on my system that will want to send mail to your system. If each of my users sends 50 messages to your server (and assuming that the second and subsequent messages are sent after the greylist timeout so that they're not affected), then 2% of the traffic from me to you gets delayed.

      On the other hand, a spammer wants to deliver 10,000,000 messages to random users on your system. Depending on whether your greylist takes place before recipient verification, he has to delay 100% of his messages to you before even having the privilege of knowing which ones are potentially going to real users. Additionally, there's a fighiting chance of the spammer being added to a DNSBL between the time they initially begin their transmission and when your server finally stops ignoring their requests.

      Even if all spammers upgrade their bots to full SMTP compliance, the result of greylisting is a huge spike in the resources required to transmit a given amount of UCE. The goal isn't to make it impossible for them to transmit their junk, but to make it more expensive than it's worth.

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    20. Re:Greylisting by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Ancient, then. Most people would like to be able to receive email from misconfigured and ancient SMTP servers.

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    21. Re:Greylisting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolute bullshit! IBM Lotus Domino works perfectly with Greylisting. I have about 60 domiains runing with Postfix and SQLGrey and many of them recieve mails from IBM Lotus Domino R4, R5 and ND6 and none of them has a problem with Domino and Greylisting.

    22. Re:Greylisting by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're the second person to point that out. Clearly I was full of crap. I'll have to go dig up my source and figure out what I got wrong.

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    23. Re:Greylisting by yoz · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, I can't think of any major ISP that would willingly impose the delays that greylisting causes on their customers. There are tons of small business users who get a wide variety of mail from new customers who won't be whitelisted. Quite often, this mail is time-imperative.

      It's okay if a user has made the choice to use greylisting, but the user has to be able to make that choice, not the ISP.

    24. Re:Greylisting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were probably right at one point. I personally encountered a number of systems about 3 years ago which turned out to be Lotus garbage which wouldn't retry on 4xx.

      Yeah, I had "greylisting" (it didn't have a name) running before the infamous story here on Slashdot in June 2003 which introduced it to the masses and reduced its effectiveness.

      Hopefully the idiots running those Lotus systems have patched or upgraded them by now, and that may explain why other people are telling you that you're wrong.

      A knob to say "don't delay mail from this host, but still apply all other checks" is all you need to fix it.

    25. Re:Greylisting by csk_1975 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Problem is that when spammers are using bot armies of millions of machines, resource costs aren't such a barrier for them.

      The downside of grey-listing is that the easiest way for spammers to circumvent it is to simply use their bots to flood a recipient mailbox with the same message again and again until the greylisting timeout expires and the message(s) is accepted. To the recipient MTA there is very little difference between a proper message being retried and a spambot crapflooding the hell out of a mailbox - especially since some MTAs make a really poor job of being standards compliant and seem to take a 4xx temporary error as an invitation for an all out DOS to try and get their message delivered.

      This has the unfortunate side effect of spam zombies sending 100s of copies of the same message for hours at a time. And on systems without greylisting it means a huge increase in duplicate spams being received.

    26. Re:Greylisting by julesh · · Score: 1

      T worst it doubles the cost. If the cost of sending e-mails was that close to making spam unworkable I think thty'd have stopped sending span for US only products (e.g. mortgages) to my .co.uk address, no?

    27. Re:Greylisting by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Problem is that when spammers are using bot armies of millions of machines, resource costs aren't such a barrier for them.

      Those bots aren't free. If the utility of each is cut by half or more, then their production costs have now doubled. If each bot has to attempt an address ten times, then they can only deliver one tenth the spam and their production costs have jumped 900%.

      If they were operating at a 90% profit margin before, then your worst-case scenario has them now breaking even. That's a win for the good guys, I'd say.

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  22. coral cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:Coral cache by agoodm · · Score: 1

      The coral cache appears to be dead. I am putting a mirror up - not hard when the source site is dieing... http://files.photojerk.com/alan/www.acme.com/mail_ filtering/ Images will 404 untill they are retrieved...

  23. Don't need to RTFA... by raehl · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stop signing up for all those free porn sites!

    1. Re:Don't need to RTFA... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      On the upside, now his P3n!S is freaking HUGE!!!11!

  24. For any one who cares... by horcy · · Score: 1

    I get around 3 spam emails per day. Michael Jackson

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  25. A quick suggestion... by nganju · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Your name in the posting is a link that resolves directly to your email address.

    Don't know what you're doing right now to reduce the spam, but maybe putting your email address on the front page of Slashdot is a step in the wrong direction.

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    There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those that can keep their train of thought,
    1. Re:A quick suggestion... by alexandreracine · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is a great way to promote his anti-spam technique without too much publicity. If... he offerts that technique to company.

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      No sig for now.
    2. Re:A quick suggestion... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Don't know what you're doing right now to reduce the spam, but maybe putting your email address on the front page of Slashdot is a step in the wrong direction.

      If you're standing in the surf, a little rain ain't gonna matter much...

      --

      Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    3. Re:A quick suggestion... by gosand · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your name in the posting is a link that resolves directly to your email address.

      I always wondered this. OK, Bill Gates gets a lot of email just because of who he is. But why do "everyday" people get hundereds of SPAM messages a day? I don't get it. Are you just handing out your email to everyone? Are these unfiltered messages on your own mail server? I just don't get how you can possibly get that many SPAMs in a day. I have 5 email accounts at various providers, and I get maybe 5-10 a day TOTAL. Are my providers just much better at filtering? Am I just more careful about who gets my email address?

      I have to think that if you get that many SPAMs a day, it is because you are loose and easy with the address, or have a high-profile address.

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      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    4. Re:A quick suggestion... by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      I was wondering the same thing. My email address is posted on about 5,000 individual web pages on my web site and has been floating around since July 1998.

      According to K9, I "only" receive about 60 to 75 spams a day.

      I'd think you would have to work very hard in order to get the amount of spam that this cat is claiming.

      --
      You want to know who isn't running Firefox 2.x? They spell it "definately" and "rediculous".
    5. Re:A quick suggestion... by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Having an e-mail address linked on web sites is one good way to get on a lot of spam lists. Using your address on Usenet postings will get it on even more.

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      http://alternatives.rzero.com/
    6. Re:A quick suggestion... by Fo0eY · · Score: 1

      i have fooey.net do wildcarding, so i get a few thousand spams a day just from so many people using @fooey.net as their e-mail address when they sign up for crap =\

      i get virtually no spam on any of my other domains and accounts

      it's very annoying

    7. Re:A quick suggestion... by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Are my providers just much better at filtering?

      Possibly, more more likely the people who get a lot of spam aren't using blacklists like spamhaus because they either don't want someone else to filter their mail or can't afford to lose any email.

      Personally I would rather NOT have my ISP run a spam filter because you don't know exactly what they're blocking.

      Some people also have email address that get the 'catch all' mail on a domain as well, so the random username spam that gets sent out they also receive.

    8. Re:A quick suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mailed Bugtraq from my real mailaccount. Bad thing. I now get several hundreds a day.

    9. Re:A quick suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people think that computers should just work.

      That means:

      1. Click the link,
      2. Type the email,
      3. Click "send".

      It does not mean:

      1. Click the link,
      2. Type the email,
      3. Click "send",
      4. Check your email an hour later,
      5. Find a bounce
      6. Start a new email
      7. Copy the old email
      8. De-obfuscate the address
      9. Click "send".

      I'll be damned if I make people jump through hoops just to email me. Computers are meant to work for us, not the other way around.

    10. Re:A quick suggestion... by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      Your volume of spam is mostly related to how much you scatter it around in public forums or websites. The easier it is for spammers to find it, the more spam you will get. I suspect that Gates has quite a few e-mail addresses, which directly increases your spam volume. Some spammers use his address as the from line, so he may be counting the thousands of bounced e-mails in the stats. I make unique address to give to businesses, and I've found that very few big companies sell your e-mail address to other marketers. I've never had a company sell my e-mail address to mass spammers, but there have been a few small incidences. A big chip company got my e-mail address from a PC parts seller; stuff like that.

      I wouldn't be surprised if spammers were collecting e-mail addresses via e-mail viruses. I had an e-mail address that I never posted anywhere and got ZERO spam, but after a heavy wave of viruses went around I suddenly started getting lots of spam on that address. Many spammers also spam the entire dictionary and all names at the most common ISPs (i.e. truck@bigisp.com). I'm close to telling everyone to put the current year in front of the @ and filtering any older addresses as spam. I own my own domain, so it's a bit more convienent for me to do.

    11. Re:A quick suggestion... by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Don't know what you're doing right now to reduce the spam, but maybe putting your email address on the front page

      But that could be his spambin. You do have another address that you use for all forum-related stuff, right? Use this method and I guarantee you'll hardly get any spam. In fact I can truthfully say that I never get a single one through my primary pop3 address. And I get plenty of spam through other addresses on the same domain, which HAVE been used on the Web. So that proves that.

      Web mail is a different matter altogether, these services appear to be hit hard by what are effectively bruteforce attacks with dictionary words and common names. (I also get common names fired at the pop3 domain, so we know this goes on). The spam problem seems insurmountable on the web clients. However I'm going to guard my gmail closely and see what happens - no problem yet.

      The key for the average user? Get a pop3 account and use it only in communications with F&F, and businesses with whom you complete a financial transaction (don't forget to untick the box). Just watch the spam disappear.

    12. Re:A quick suggestion... by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      I suddenly feel sorry for bob@aol.com.

      Well, not really.

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      [javac] 100 errors
    13. Re:A quick suggestion... by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      In his case, it's more like tied to the bottom of the Mariana Trench...

      --

      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

    14. Re:A quick suggestion... by tacensi · · Score: 1
      i have fooey.net do wildcarding, so i get a few thousand spams a day just from so many people using @fooey.net as their e-mail address when they sign up for crap =\
      That's why this guy didn't create an asdf@asdf.com account. He probably doesn't check the wildcard for this domain, either.
    15. Re:A quick suggestion... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      and I get maybe 5-10 a day TOTAL. Are my providers just much better at filtering? Am I just more careful about who gets my email address?

      No doubt it's mostly the latter.

      If you've ever posted a message on any mailing list, your e-mail address is on the web forever... If you've ever written any public documents, such as Linux HOWTOs, no doubt your e-mail address is spread far and wide in the copyright notice. If you've ever given your e-mail address out anywhere, it's sure to get huge ammounts of spam eventually. Even if that's not the case, just having common words/names in your e-mail address can make you an easy target. No doubt the likes of "fred@mail.com" and "bill@hotmail.com" get a huge ammount of spam.

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    16. Re:A quick suggestion... by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      The guy owns Acme.com, which is only one of the most popular 'test' domains for documentation.

      It's not unbelievable.

      --
      "You've got an invalid haircut" -Warren Zevon - Life'll Kill Ya
    17. Re:A quick suggestion... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      When I finally purchased spamcop.net mail (yes,not filter,its really at imap.spamcop) I thought its better to test.

      I posted with my own mail address (as I do now) only to Slashdot and I did nothing with product registrations etc which are at my yahoo account.

      Result is funny, I actually had 3 spams and I even told it to Taco with email as its sure they are harvesting Slashdot. (lets hope he read it)

      Oh well, the good thing is, if guy is that level of moron spamming a spamcop customer, he actually uses his home machine to spam. Result: 2 of 3 of those spammers accounts have been revoked.

      Thats why "real" "pro" spammers stay away from Spamcop.net users. Its like phoning FBI and tell you have drugs to sell. No less.

    18. Re:A quick suggestion... by rograndom · · Score: 1

      My work email address was in the whois for several domains about 6-7 years ago which gave me a "medium" amount of spam, probably 10-20 a day. Just that little bit made me angry enough to use some spam reporting software, and after a year or so of that, plus clients that had my email address in their outlook contacts when they got nailed by worms and virii, my spam load grew out of control due to joe jobs and the like. I now have about 2,500-3,000 spams a day that get through the blacklist and caught by spamassassin. I would love to change the address, but there's so many people and other things that use that address that the headache to change it isn't larger than the spam problem.

    19. Re:A quick suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have personally used billg@microsoft.com to sign up to dozens of web sites. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

    20. Re:A quick suggestion... by Godeke · · Score: 1

      All it takes is one luser to get a virus with your e-mail in their address book and your e-mail is done for. If giving my e-mail address to my clients (even the less clue ones) is "loose and easy", I guess that's just the way it is going to have to be.

      I do have one spamless e-mail address, because I changed the mail server to reject any message without a specific tag in the message subject. People who need to use that e-mail know to add it. Obviously useless for newsletters, but spam gourmet on another account handles those.

      My main, old "everyone knows it" address is hit with about 300 spam a day. Fortunatley, Spam Bayes is well trained after a few years of that.

      --
      Sig under construction since 1998.
    21. Re:A quick suggestion... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Having an e-mail address linked on web sites is one good way to get on a lot of spam lists. Using your address on Usenet postings will get it on even more.

      As an author of free software that is commonly used on Windows, I can tell you that having your address sitting in a text file on Windows users' PCs is by far a worse way. It started out being just viruses, but now I get ~300 unsolicited commercial e-mails per day to that address. And a roughly equal number of "mail delivery failed" message for e-mails I never sent.

    22. Re:A quick suggestion... by julesh · · Score: 1

      True -- one domain I operate gets about 500 junk mails per day; nearly half of those mails are to @thedomain, for values of that have never been used by an actual user of the domain.

      Owning your own domain and accepting messages at any address on it is a great way of getting a lot of junk, whether it be viruses or unsolicited commercial e-mail.

    23. Re:A quick suggestion... by zevans · · Score: 1
      Don't know what you're doing right now to reduce the spam, but maybe putting your email address on the front page of Slashdot is a step in the wrong direction.

      If you RTFA you'll find he doesn't think web crawling is a big method of obtaining email addresses any more...

      --
      "... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
  26. Mirror by schnurble · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just to alleviate some of his bandwidth, I have mirrored the mail_filtering pages. Looks like it's all there. Let me know if you want me to take it down.

    --
    "To err is human, to forgive is simply not my policy." --root
    1. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can take it down if we want it down.

  27. Favorite Spam by strongmace · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It would be interesting to know what his favorite spam type is. My personal favorite are the African princes who always need access to my bank account for something sketchy.

    --
    "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." -Zapp Brannigan
    1. Re:Favorite Spam by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      My favourite spam are the "get a degree without going to school" ones sent to my UNIVERSITY email addresses.

      I guess they figured I wasn't going to get through. I'll show them ... someday.

      --
      .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
    2. Re:Favorite Spam by arkanes · · Score: 1
      My favorite are the random word association ones that try to defeat bayesian filtering. Some of them are fantastic, like being at a beat poetry coffee house.

      birth is fed turbulent and chub not buckboard indiscreet.
      Sometimes exultation absurd can amherst but extrapolate are not saute.

      If daze, then not here.
      Is one I got a couple days ago and am keeping around as a sort of pet.
    3. Re:Favorite Spam by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      In one I got recently, this dude was banging on about having cancer, not long to live, millions of dollars stashed away, etc, etc. Supposedly he wanted to make amends before dying and was hoping I'd help him out. It was very tempting, until I came across this little gem in the middle of the text:
      "I have decided to give arms to charity organizations"
      and I thought, "Hell no! Those buggers are bad enough about calling for donations at inconvenient times. Arming them could only make it worse..."
  28. To set a record by kharchenko · · Score: 1

    If he's after a record, he should've included it in his slashdot submission

  29. GPF by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

    I used to have more GPF's than anyone I had ever heard of or met.

    Damn. I could have submitted a story about it and used that same box as the web server.

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    This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
  30. I know how to deal with spam. by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dont get nearly as much spam as that, but even a few hundred a day is pretty irritating. My solution is to delete all email as soon as I get it.

    I figure if its important I'll get a phone call.

    1. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Everleet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, I delete all phone calls as soon as I get them. I figure if it's important I'll get an IM.

      --
      It's tragic. Laugh.
    2. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by DoomHaven · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, I delete all IMs as soon as I get them. I figure if it's important, I'll get a visit.

      --
      "Don't mind me cutting myself on Occam's Razor"
    3. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by over_exposed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, I delete all of my visitors as soon as they show up. I figure if it's important, I'll get an e-mail.

      I couldn't resist, I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame*

      --
      "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - Patton
    4. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would of been funnier if you said

      " Funny, I delete all of my visitors as soon as they show up. I figure if it's important, the police will show up"

    5. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Poltras · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, I delete all of my visitors as soon as they show up. I figure if it's important, the police will come and circle the house.

    6. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, in Soviet Russia the police delete you.

    7. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Funny, I delete all the police as soon as they show up. I figure if it's important, the feds will show up.

    8. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by John+the+Kiwi · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one that thinks this could be the funniest ever thread on slashdot?

    9. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the admins should delete this thread. If its really that funny it would show up as a story.

    10. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete everyone and everything that shows up. I figure if it's important, God himself will stop my trigger-delete finger.

    11. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by lambent · · Score: 1

      you just ruined it, dude.

    12. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Cobralisk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know, as I delete all slashdot threads as soon as I get them. I figure if its important I'll get a crapflood of spam.

      --
      Waiting for ad.doubleclick.net...
    13. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by lambent · · Score: 1

      somehow, this post got parented wrong. i was (snarkily) replying to "John the Kiwi (653757)".

      PEBKAC?

    14. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

      I also delete all slashdot threads as soon as I get them. I figure if its important, Taco will dupe it.

      --
      Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
    15. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by WickedClean · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a phone call telling you to check your email.

      --
      ...All I can say is that my life is pretty strange...
    16. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by PalmMP3 · · Score: 1

      Yes. ;-)

      --
      Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.
    17. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Darth+Muffin · · Score: 1

      Funny, I tell visitors to go away and just e-mail me. :)

      --
      Real programmers use "copy con program.exe"
    18. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by MrScience · · Score: 1

      Funny, I delete all visitors. I figure if it's important, uh... hmm...

      --

      You quitting proves that the karma kap worked. The most annoying of the whores shut up. --CmdrTaco

    19. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by didde · · Score: 1


      Yes.

    20. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      This is actually how I deal with a lot of spam. I stopped carrying my cell phone/stopped talking to people (at school) on AIM/email and just started relying on the fact that I leave my door open when I'm there when I got to college. It's a lot nicer way to live.

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      -twb
    21. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      In a word, no. I laughed my ass off.

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      -gjr
    22. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, readers. The posters and the posts above are on the queue to be sacked. We had asked someone in the department to sack them earlier, but they didn't do it. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

      As a result, since no one receives email, calls, visitors, IMs, telegrams, or Soviet secret police, we are sending messenger (African) pigeons to deliver these messages to you, in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

      --

      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

    23. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by LegendOfLink · · Score: 1

      One day, this will end up in the annuls of Wikipedia, right along with the definition of crapflood.

    24. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, I deleted God and then there was nothing but silence and void until I got a Viagra spam. I wonder what would be the best way to deal with it?

    25. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Would that be something "completely different"

    26. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greatest thread ever.

    27. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

      If you delete all email as soon as you get it, why not save yourself the bandwidth and delete your mail before you get it? It's pretty trivial to hack together a program to connect to a mail server, send LIST, then send a bunch of DELE commands. I did this myself several years ago when I was on dialup and found a couple thousand copies of an email worm trying to get to me, but mine could also just delete messages over a specified size (nobody sends me big attachments).

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    28. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by PalmMP3 · · Score: 1
      somehow, this post got parented wrong. i was (snarkily) replying to "John the Kiwi (653757)".

      PEBKAC?

      I don't think so. The same exact thing happened to me - comment number 12760951 was also in response to his post, but somehow got "parented" to the GP.

      --
      Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.
    29. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete all feds as soon as they show up. I figure if it's important, they'll ship me to Gitmo.

    30. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by bmalia · · Score: 1

      Funny, I delete all of my e-mail as soon as I get them. I figure if it's important, I'll get a phone call.

      --
      There's no place like ~/
    31. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Joshua53077 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I cancelled my email accounts, got rid of my computer, cancelled my phone service and moved to a shack in the backwoods of Montana without telling anyone where I went. And yet somehow, I STILL get spam!

    32. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny when the police delete you, you become an anonymous coward posting to slashdot and go by the name 'Bert'.

      -Actually slicenglide.

    33. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed that over the past few days posts from completely different stories have been showing up randomly... something isn't quite right.

    34. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Funny, I delete all of my deletes as soon as they are deleted. I figure if it's important, I'll get deleted.

    35. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      you just ruined it, dude.

      I'm sure you meant to say:
      You failed it, you insensitive clod.

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    36. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by D3 · · Score: 1
      --
      Do really dense people warp space more than others?
    37. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Aerion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly how fast do these pigeons travel?

      I need to know so that I can anticipate their arrival and delete them as soon as they get here.

      I figure if it's important, they'll send a messenger swallow.

    38. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by jafomatic · · Score: 1
      I've noticed this too. I wasn't sure if it was trolling (or variant thereof) at first, because a lot of them seemed to drift over to political disputes.

      Actually, I'm still uncertain as to whether or not it was a real problem or a bunch of humorous troll posts.

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      ::jafomatic
    39. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by refactored · · Score: 1
      Still haven't got a date yet have you?

      Perhaps it's something you're doing....

    40. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by rcamans · · Score: 1

      This is a dupe, you silly fool.
      Slashdot never posts anything but dupes.

      heh heh.

      --
      wake up and hold your nose
    41. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by antabus · · Score: 1
    42. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by l0b0 · · Score: 1
      This just in:
      This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little thread at Slashdot. Sudden... violent... comedy. Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.
      Monty Python
    43. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Funny, &(^4^24249"(^&25(^NO CARRIER

    44. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by anadem · · Score: 1

      Only imported African messenger pigeons are available in the US now, since the last passenger pigeon was deleted March 24 1900.

      If you want earlier posts please set your clock back prior to that date.

    45. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete the lot of them and then let God sort it out.

    46. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete all RFCs, I figure if its important, it will be in a windows help file.

    47. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by piano-in-a-box · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete the police who deleted me in Soviet Russia as soon as they delete me. I figure if it's important someone will send me an email pointing out that I couldn't have ever done so since I have already been deleted.

    48. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      An african or a european swallow?

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    49. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by chaves · · Score: 1

      Man, too bad I just used my last moderation credit. You (and the rest of posters in this thread) just made my day.

    50. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
      I dont know why she swallowed a fly
      I guess she'll die ....

    51. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Yes, you are.

    52. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete all of my visitors as soon as they throw up. I figure if it's important, they'll get sober.

    53. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Funny, an "in Soviet Russia" joke that was modded to 5, Funny.

      I mean, in Soviet Russia, in Soviet Russia jokes mod you 5, Funny.

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    54. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this? Karma parade? Where's mine?

    55. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      Holy crap that's the longest line of +5 Funny mods I've ever seen!

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    56. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by zevans · · Score: 1
      My solution is to delete all email as soon as I get it.

      I figure if its important I'll get a phone call.

      There's a small voice in my head saying "that's not funny, it's insightful!" (But then, I am one of the few people remaining in the UK who finds it psychologically possible to leave his mobile at home if I know I am too busy to answer it.)

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    57. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by 7rym · · Score: 1

      yes

    58. Re:I know how to deal with spam. by BranMan · · Score: 1

      Don't be rediculous. A five ounce swallow CANNOT carry a one pound coconut ... er .. message. Of course the African swallow could - that goes without saying - but the European swallow is right out. I mean, it's not a question of where he'd grip the message, it a simple matter of weight ratios.

  31. I wonder.. by Mikey+Rowan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if Bill changes email addresses as much as I install security patches. Karma's a bitch.

  32. Of All things I've ever heard someone brag over, by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

    "I'm the most popular person on the planet with people who want to enlarge penises and make them work all night long" isn't one of them.

    Weird article, someone ASKING to have themselves put under Slashdot's thumb.

  33. One MILLION spam a day??? by ArielMT · · Score: 1

    Good lord! And here I thought me getting a thousand spam a day was bad! (This from the days when I had Hotspam as my email provider.) That kinda got me a bit upset at them. I did really well controlling spam on my personal accounts since then, well enough for me to write a spam prevention how-to of my own.

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  34. the world will never know... by fimion · · Score: 1

    I suppose that we will not know HOW you do it until the slashdot effect stops.

  35. Well duh! by Lugor · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are ACME Labs! They have everything I ever need. I order my gear to get that nasty Road Runner from them all the time! Its great stuff!

  36. and i thought... by Shads · · Score: 1

    ... my thousand a day or so was bad.

    I can't even imagine getting that much, i'm already spamfiltering on at least 3 levels (bay server, bay client, manual client).

    Spammers should die. If i had to pay for line charges, id just kill my accounts.

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  37. Why so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Quoted from the website (which seems to have disappeared).

    Why So Much?

    Why does ACME Labs get so much spam? That's a good question. There are probably two main reasons.

    • Lots of people use "acme.com" as an example or fake address. It even appears in the HTML specifications. They shouldn't be using my domain name for this; in fact there's actually an official recommendation for which domain names to use as examples; but few people follow it.
    • Acme.com's web site is fairly popular - we get about 25,000 visitors per day. That means our web pages are cached on a lot of people's disks. Well, one way that spammers and viruses find addresses to send to is by looking in those web cache files on machines they have taken over.
  38. "mis-remembered" by johansalk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does Ballmer "mis-remember" his others stats too; he's been showering us with them lately.

  39. Why so much mail? (from the article) by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1
    Why does ACME Labs get so much spam? That's a good question. There are probably two main reasons.

    Lots of people use "acme.com" as an example or fake address. It even appears in the HTML specifications. They shouldn't be using my domain name for this; in fact there's actually an official recommendation for which domain names to use as examples; but few people follow it.
    Acme.com's web site is fairly popular - we get about 25,000 visitors per day. That means our web pages are cached on a lot of people's disks. Well, one way that spammers and viruses find addresses to send to is by looking in those web cache files on machines they have taken over.
  40. Coral Cache Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:Coral Cache Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shit, I think that's slashdotted as well.

  41. Allow me to introduce myself... by rubato · · Score: 0

    DEAR jefp,

    PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF ENTERING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I PRAYED OVER IT CONTACTING YOU DUE TO ITS ESTEEMING NATURE. AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND I WANT TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.

    I ESTELLE OBIH THE DAUGHTER OF LATE MR. DAVID OBIH, MY FAHTER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF COTE D'IVOIRE BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL.

    WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1995. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.

    BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH NOVEMBER 2003 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF EIGHT MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS.(USD$8.700,000) LEFT IN ONE OF THE LEADING FINANCE/SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST WEST AFRICA.

    HE FURTHER TOLD ME THAT HE DEPOSITED THE MONEY IN A CONSIGNMENT (BOX), CODED IT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY AS AFRICAN ARTIFACTS, SO THE SECURITY COMPANY IS NOT AWARE THAT THE CONTENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT. HE DID THIS FOR THE SAFETY OF THE MONEY.

    HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE.(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).

    I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:

    TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER FRANK IS 20 YEARS. TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

    MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL COLLECTING THE BOX FROM THE SECURITY FIRM.

    FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME BY SENDING TO US YOUR TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER, CONTACT ADDRESS, FULL NAME SO THAT WE CAN BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AT ANY TIME.

    I WILL APPRECIATE YOU SEND ME E-MAIL. ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON. PLEASE DO HURRY TO ASSIST US OUT HERE NOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS IN POLITICAL CHOAS, WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR KIND ATTENTION.

    THANKS AND GOD BLESS
    ESTELLE AND FRANK OBIH

    1. Re:Allow me to introduce myself... by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      Subject:"INTERESTED? lmlgb"
      "Dear friend

      Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I am Mr. Steve Karabo, a South-Africa by Nationality, a Solicitor at law based in the United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Samy Makary a National of finland, who used to be a private contractor with the Halliburton Company in Saudi Arabia, herein after shall be referred to as my client.
      Upon Maturity, we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers (Gardiner & Theobald) that Mr Samy Makary was aboard the EgyptAir Flight 990, which crashed into the Atlantic Ocean on October 31 1999 (http://www.greatdreams.com/PassEAir990.htm). Since then, I have made several enquiries with his country's embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you with this business partnership proposal. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating a huge amount of money left behind by my Client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposit was lodged. The deceased had a deposit valued presently at £8.5Million(Eight Million Five hundred thousand Pounds) and the Bank has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or Beneficiary by Will otherwise have the account confiscated within the next thirty official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over three years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin / Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at £ 8.5Million(Eight Million Five hundred thousand Pounds) can be paid to you. This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, sixty percentage to me and fourty precentage to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to Back up any claim will be obtained From the Court of England with the Certificate Of Deposit which has been issued to me by the Bank. All I require is your honest Co-operation, Confidentiality and Trust to enable us see this project through.I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate Arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. All the relevant documents that will give you the legal backing to claim the fund will be processed.Please acknowledge receipt of this message by e-mail as I am based in the United Kingdom. And please provide me the following below; this is to enable me commence immediate preparation of all legal document that will back up our claim.
      1. Full Name
      2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number
      3. Your Contact Address.
      Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.

      Best regards,

      Mr. Steve Karabo.

      uggxvdbehqunykekdvfqwp "

  42. in the world... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    but now he's the most slashdotted person in the world

    Hmmm...
    * "World's biggest hacker"
    * "World's Fastest Inkjet Printer"

    And what we have here? The "most spammed person in the world" becomes "the most slashdotted person in the world" who used "the most over-used headline cliché in the world".
    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner! :D

    1. Re:in the world... by fataugie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ha! I'm the World's Greatest Dad, and I have a mug to prove it!

      The funny thing is, I don't have any kids....

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      WTF? Over?

    2. Re:in the world... by null+etc. · · Score: 1

      World's Biggest Spam Recipient

    3. Re:in the world... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Dad, is that you?

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    4. Re:in the world... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      I have a picture of you holding that mug on my new cell phone! ;p

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    5. Re:in the world... by bc90021 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I believe I already used that line, and got modded Offtopic for it.

    6. Re:in the world... by Zeal17 · · Score: 1

      I prefer programs of the genre, World's Blankiest Blank. -Fry

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    7. Re:in the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but someone below you got modded +5 Insightful. I made sure to post all links and see what I can get.

      Oh, thanks for "the most ingenuous funny idea in slashdot" :P

    8. Re:in the world... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Not unless he weighs over 1000 lbs, he isn't.

    9. Re:in the world... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, I don't have any kids....

      That is what makes you the best!

    10. Re:in the world... by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      Ha! I'm the World's Greatest Dad, and I have a mug to prove it!

      The funny thing is, I don't have any kids....

      ... that you know of. Maybe that ex-girlfriend that gave you the mug was trying to tell you something.

  43. Millions of irate replies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you perhaps the originator of many millions of spam messages per day, to which almost all replies are "user unknown" and from pissed off recipients?

  44. Fuck Steve Ballmer by taranova · · Score: 0, Troll

    This man is a fascist, and should be shot.

    1. Re:Fuck Steve Ballmer by taranova · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I make a simple statement, that is essentially true, but without justification, and I get rated a troll.

      Okay, here's some justification:

      This man is running a company that is deliberately, though the design of its products, its influence (lobbying) of politicians, attempts to pass or modify laws, and use of the legal system (i.e. lawsuits) trying to reduce people's freedoms!!

      I assume the above actions are all recognized and not debateable by most people here. If they are accepted as true, then you must accept that Microsoft (and Ballmer as its lead) are putting corporate interests ahead of democratic ones, and yes even the interests of human rights (both in the 1st and 3rd worlds.)

      This is the definition of a fascist. And Americans (and all so-called freedom-loving people) are supposed to despise and be eternally vigilant against such people. Wasn't this the basis of the cry "never again!" after World War II?

      In that case, should it not be justified, in fact expected, or demanded, to say Fuck You to such a person? To expect such a person to be jailed, or failing that, executed?

      Is our freedom worth so little? Tara Nova

    2. Re:Fuck Steve Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really a lame troll attempt...

      Are you even trying?

    3. Re:Fuck Steve Ballmer by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I was getting kind of disappointed with slashdot; hadn't found a new asshat to foe in quite some time.

      And you, sir, are quite the asshat. Cheers.

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  45. Heh by aftk2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is impressive, but I imagine that any catch-all email addresses at foo.com or test.com might beat even that.

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    1. Re:Heh by ikegami · · Score: 1

      x.com once announced they were getting a "gazillion" spams a day too. I notice it's now redirects to PayPal. I wonder if they had to get rid of their domain because of the spam.

    2. Re:Heh by Uruk · · Score: 1

      Those poor bastards. I don't know how they deal with that amount of spam. I don't know how many times I've been foo@bar.com. I'd also like to publicly apologize to the owner of a particular domain. I have used obviously@faked.com many times as well.

      What an arms race spam has become! I have several layers of defense, as well as multiple mail boxes. (The public me, the private me, the work me, and of course the slashdot me) Going multiple personality I have found is the most effective defense against the rabble. :)

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    3. Re:Heh by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      I use my Senator's email address. I suspect he needs a bigger penis anyhow.

    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And let's not forget fuck@off.com

    5. Re:Heh by mranchovy · · Score: 1

      I should try that with my senator sometime. She would probably like a bigger penis, too.

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    6. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And my@ass.com

    7. Re:Heh by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Similarly, I'd like to apologize to the yak.com domain for their many extra foo@ emails I've been the source of.

    8. Re:Heh by anti-trojan · · Score: 1

      I believe they sold the one-letter domain name to PayPal for a gazillion dollars.

    9. Re:Heh by mattsucks · · Score: 4, Funny
      I use my Senator's email address. I suspect he needs a bigger penis anyhow.
      Nah, he's probably a big enough dick as it is.

      It is testicular enhancement that is called for in the case of most Senators.
    10. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I hear that Barbara Boxer is already hung like a horse.

  46. if the goal is to make sure you get less spam by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    then FORWARD all of yours to bill.

    Problem solved!

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    1. Re:if the goal is to make sure you get less spam by insomnyuk · · Score: 1

      Sort of like if you want more money donated for cancer research, give Bill Gates cancer.

  47. What I Use by pastpolls · · Score: 2, Funny

    For my fake email I have used john@holmes.com. I just thought it was funny to use. Then I realized there was a holmes.com. I would surely hate to some guy named john if I work there. I can imagine his email box is going nuts from 10 years worth of stuff.

    1. Re:What I Use by fred_sanford · · Score: 1

      same sort of thing here as well. I use fred@sanford.son

    2. Re:What I Use by henni16 · · Score: 1

      Just use "sales" as the name.
      "sales@<corporationWithAnnoyingAdvertising.com>" will surely get wet pants because of the enhanced brand awareness. :-)



      Hmm, I think I misspelled "real" somewhere..

    3. Re:What I Use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well, dipshit, that's why you don't make up domains with valid top level domains. if you need an address, use me@privacy.net. they specifically set up that address for just that purpose.

      i wonder why this crap was modded funny.

      "h0h0, let's abuse someone's email account because we are too stupid to bother" "h0h0, you're so funny d00d"

      fuck off

  48. Outlook Spam Filter by Langley · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you work in a company like mine where Outlook is de rigueur and the Boss is too worried about missing an email to even allow for simple spam filtering at the head end. I can't recommend enough that you give SpamBayes Outlook plug-in a try. It operates nearly perfectly if you train it well (only about 600 spam messages needed).

    1. Re:Outlook Spam Filter by erlenic · · Score: 1

      As for your boss, try to sell him on the idea of a spam filter that just marks stuff as possibly spam. Then you can setup an Outlook rule in your own mailbox to dump anything that's marked. I don't know if you can filter by header in Outlook, but I'm sure there's a spam filter that marks stuff in the header. Use one of those and the boss doesn't even have to know you did it.

  49. Spam Filter Slashdoted by Space_Soldier · · Score: 1

    Great! Now, his bayesian filter will get Slashdoted and he will actually see 1,000,000 viagra, penis enlargment, horse fucking spam.

  50. My bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Submitter IS the original author :P

  51. I started to email you, but then.. by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    I started to email you, but then I started thinking, what if you are collecting and selling email addresses.... Wouldn't this be a good way to get bonafide email addresses? So now I am just wondering how you filter out the three real emails you get daily from the unwanted million.

  52. Coral cache by DuSTman31 · · Score: 1

    Seems a trifle slow..

    Coral cache
  53. Email address by UnixRawks · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is because I was one of may who received a spam-like email with the return address: SteveBallmer@ceo.microsoft.com

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  54. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by richdun · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this one time it was actually the original author who submitted it...

  55. slashmongerer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, here's a link to my personal website running IIS on a 486, pleeeeease punnish me.

    On a side note these criptic images to confirm im not a script are getting more and more artsy.
    Way to go Taco!

  56. New unit of measurement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    One Gates = 4,000,000 spam/year?

    "I've got to get a new email account. This one's getting about twenty kiloGates".

  57. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My solution is to delete all email as soon as I get it.
    Brilliant! Pure genius! I wonder why I never thought of that.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by TuringTest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone deletes all your thoughts as soon as you get them?

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  58. The Land before SPAM by PTMD · · Score: 1

    Quote from the article; "This was in 1997, when I was getting a couple hundred spams per day"... Time to buy an island with no services, and move.

  59. Isn't that what yahoo mail is for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just signup for things using a newly created yahoo account, get the reply you're after and never use the account again :)

  60. DENYED!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how very uninformative!

  61. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by zerbot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hmm... the article was submitted by jefp, and from the website: © 2005 by Jef Poskanzer. You don't suppose they could be the same person, hmm?

  62. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

    The submitter is the author of the linked article. Who the hell moderated this informative?

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  63. What hardware is your site running on, Jef? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those who do not know, Jef Poskanzer is the author of the thttpd webserver. I'm just wondering what sort of hardware you're running your site and email server on, Jef. I know that thttpd is extremely quick and efficient, so it wouldn't surprise me if you were running on an older 486 or early Pentium I machine.

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    1. Re:What hardware is your site running on, Jef? by jefp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hardware info here. It's a 3.2 GHz P4. I was struggling along on a 450 MHz box until only a year ago, but finally had to upgrade.

    2. Re:What hardware is your site running on, Jef? by Hack+Jandy · · Score: 1

      So Jef,

      Are you hoping you'll get approached by some PHB that reads slashdot and needs his mail server configured?

      How much of your website stats aren't made up BTW?

      Hack Jandy

  64. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that his email is jeff@mail.acme.com, I am guessing that he is the original author, or has the original author's permission.

    Bock bock bock the sky is falling! Please concentrate on contributing to the posts rather than whining. I have mod points too. -1 troll.

  65. Thunderbird? by rackrent · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, tell Ballmer and Gates to use Thunderbird. Or drink it first (better). Then politely tell them how to use junk mail controls. They'll forget anyway, or probably ask: "Hey how can we buy more Thunderbird?"

    I'll point them to the corner liquor store instead, as they just wouldn't understand, anyway.

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    1. Re:Thunderbird? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend Thunderbird as an email client but its spam filtering is pathetic. I always tell people to use a third party plug-in like K9 which you can find at http://www.keir.net/k9.html.

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  66. Coral cache by gregbaker · · Score: 3, Informative

    The site seems to be slowing down, but the coral cache is going strong.

  67. Duh by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
    " The entire submission was a cut-and-paste from the linked article. No credit was given to the original author."

    I'm not sure if you're trying (and failing) to be funny or just not very observant. The submission was cut and pasted from a website BY THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR. Doh!

  68. His new address... by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

    wyle_e_coyote@acme.com

  69. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Author == Submitter && Parent == Idiot

  70. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  71. Hall of Shame by leoboiko · · Score: 1

    For those too lazy to RTFA, his hall of shame is interesting -- especially the AOL bit *insert generic AOL hate*

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  72. qmail by mmkkbb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I like his slam on qmail. Does djb ever address such concerns?

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    1. Re:qmail by UncleBex · · Score: 1

      I would agree that it is quite a harsh judgement against Qmail. I'm not running Qmail now, but I've tried it out in the past (I used the www.qmailrocks.org ideology/implementation) and the alleged "open spam relay" issue isn't mentioned in that documentation either. Of couse the docs go on to talk about that dude's preferences and "best practices" in setting up qmail to expand upon the groundwork to protect against spam and such, but I would have to suspect that Qmail is much too big to have such a glaring issue such as that be open to all (although I could be proven wrong... perhaps by someone like MSFT).

      I was impressed about the level to which the guy has thought out how much in the way of CPU cycles/ memory/bandwidth it will cost him to implement different filtering methods. Kudos to him for sticking with Sendmail through thick and thin.

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    2. Re:qmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      djb has written his software to work the way he wants it to, and has restricted others ability to change it. So I don't think he is super interested in addressing concerns.

      I used to be a qmail/djb util user. He got a lot of traction early on when he was a) right about what he said / programmed and b) not a lot of OSI alternatives.

      Now we've got postfix and lots of other folks out there, that integrate for better or worse into the linux stack. And are under OSI licenses, so you are not running into stuff all the time.

    3. Re:qmail by spun · · Score: 5, Informative
      Short Answer: No, but other people do.

      Long Answer: The concern is the misdirected bounce. By default and in accordance with the RFC, qmail bounces messages it accepts then later decides it can't deliver back to the sender. Spammers use false return addresses, so you end up bouncing spam back to innocent third parties. When used with naive spam-filtering techniques, this can be a problem i.e. qmail accepts the message, but a spam filter rejects it, and it is bounced. Here's what SpamCop.net has to say about it:

      Qmail: Qmail is one popular mail exchanger which suffers from this problem by default. If you use qmail, please apply a patch: spamcontrol or qmail-ldap.

      There is also an experimental patch for qmail which allows you to send bounces, but isolate them on a different IP address (so that spamcop can block them without blocking other mail): Richard Lyons BOUNCEQUEUE patch

      PZInternet.com reports chkuser is a very good qmail patch to avoid misdirected bounces - very easy to install too! http://www.interazioni.it/opensource/chkuser/

      For users of qmail-toasters, check out the simscan patch

      Everything anti-spam is done by people other than djb. I love qmail, but it really isn't the easiest server to set up for spam control. One needs about a dozen patches to get it working right.
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    4. Re:qmail by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      >but I would have to suspect that Qmail is much too big to have such a glaring issue such as that be open to all (although I could be proven wrong... perhaps by someone like MSFT

      A lot of the bounce spam I get seems to come from Qmail. It hasn't been updated in a really long time, so it wouldn't actually surprise me. Although it does at least refuse mail to unknown recipients, so the bounce spam can't be that high a percentage, except from backup mx's and such.

    5. Re:qmail by jms1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the problem is that without any extra patches, qmail does NOT refuse mail for unknown recipients. It only checks the recipient's domain name before deciding whether or not to accept a message- which means that if somebody sends a message to a non-existent mailbox, as long as the domain is handled by that server, qmail will accept it during the SMTP conversation, and then bounce it after the mailbox is found not to exist.

      There are several patches out there which teach the SMTP server to check for the existence of a given recipient at the "userid" level rather than just the domain name. The problem is that most of these methods are slow or they only work with one specific method of organizing mailboxes (i.e. they only work if the userid's are system accounts, or if you are using vpopmail to manage your virtual domains.)

      The most flexible patch I found was one which used a text file full of email addresses to tell what was valid- I ended up making that patch use a cdb file instead of a flat text file, so it will scale for large ISP's. Of course it needs an external process to generate the cdb file, but for most systems that's not an issue- cron jobs are easy to write.

      http://www.jms1.net/qmail/patches/ has my modified patch, both as a stand-alone patch, and as part of a larger combined patch that I use for my own server and my clients' servers.

      The author of the web page is correct in that qmail has problems, although I think he shold add a note to his blanket condemnation of qmail which says "unless patched appropriately."

      I like his idea of building an automatic blacklist of IP addresses which send messages which are rejected by clamav... I'm going to have to look into doing that myself.

  73. Sue the spammers into bankruptcy. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    Though one lawsuit won't put a spammer out of business, 50 lawsuits might. Or 15 will make them reconsider thought business of spamming like Avtech.

    Having over a million spams a day should make easy to find some spammers that can be tracked and sued. With that volume, it may be easy to find an attorney that can do it on contigency.

    1. Re:Sue the spammers into bankruptcy. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      I checked out the site (your site?). I'd love to sue a spammer, but where do I start? Alot of the legal info is very confusing for someone like me. Do I just go to a lawyer and say "i'd like to sue Spammer X under law Y"? do i need a lawyer at all? How does one get started?

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  74. A Million Spam Email Per Day... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Is what you call spamalot.

  75. I suspect most if it is from Wiley the Coyote by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    ...getting back at you for all those screwed up acme rockets, boots, springs, hammers, etc. that you sold him. You were the road runner's best friend.

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  76. No more spam. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    The best thing to do is what I did: Get yourself a T1 connection, which is not quite as expensive today as it used to be. Set up a domain name. Set up a mail server. The way you set it up is as follows: You have a primary account, which you actually check. This is a secret account, and you give it to nobody. Then, to each person who might one day send you email, you give a unique email address. So you'll have thousands of email addresses, one for each person who might send you an email. You set up SpamAssassin. You don't actually check all those inboxes. Instead, mail that gets in and passes through the spam filter is forwarded, so to speak, to your one true email address. If you find crap, you cancel the address that it came in from. This can all be done automatically, with a click of a button, if you set up all the scripts ahead of time. Then, bata bim, bata boom, no more spam.

  77. interesting, what I use works too by downsize · · Score: 1

    I have some control, I am not writing milters or anything like the author, but with my shinyfeet account I have my gmail, yahoo, hotmail and a few various others (domain's I own, etc - and I can use the FROM option so I don't have to reply as downsize_sf[AT]shinyfeet if I do not want to, I can keep my domain email addy, or gmails, and so forth) forwarding to it and I see very very little spam.

    they use bayesian filtering, but give you the control to configure it to some degree (interesting bayesian spam comparisions here - http://home.dataparty.no/kristian/reviews/bayesian /) and I get my own BL filters too, so I can turn on/off spamcop, DSBL, and about 20 others.

    i'm not getting 1million anything a day, but if I was, I am glad I use the service I do to prevent me from having the headaches - as I am sure I would if I stuck with yahoo (is my bulk folder overflowing or what?)

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  78. the Server is Dead, Long Live the Yahoo Cache by danielcole · · Score: 1
  79. Damn...site is slashdotted... by chowdmouse · · Score: 1

    I want to get this guy's e-mail. I've some 1nf0rmat1on that would be of graet 1ntere5t to him.

  80. Oh. Per year. by ArielMT · · Score: 1

    Well, still, it's not really much of an excuse to at least try to get it under control...

    I wonder if Acme's hosting or connectivity provider got a Code Taco Alert before the story was submitted.

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  81. Not hard by non-poster · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's so difficult to have effective spam blockage.

    On my server at home, I use Sendmail with DNSBL. It's current set up with ordb, dsbl, and spamhaus.

    Additionally, I use procmail and the nkvir rules to weed out other nasty things.

    If you want to know more, use google.

  82. Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a really small penis.

  83. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

    he submitted his own story. mouse over the first link to see the address in question.

  84. Huh? by uchi · · Score: 1

    Most spammed man in the world? Not for long!! my address is pukeduke@gmail.com ...please, i need everyones help!

  85. ACME? by xiando · · Score: 1

    I would just like to say I am utterly impressed by acme.com, if anyone read cartoons you probably seen A Company Making Everything (ACME) advertised in almost all major comics made the last decade. The domain is so cool I am almost upset to tears that it is not mine (and also that it is unavailable right now because it is on slashdot)

    1. Re:ACME? by argent · · Score: 1

      Jef Poskanzer is a lot cooler than Wile E. Coyote, too. I've been using his tiny HTTP server for years. It does what it's supposed to, it just works, and I've never had to dig it and its rocket sled out of a mountainside.

  86. I honestly don't understand... by HurricaneDitka · · Score: 0

    what the fuss is about with spam. I use a yahoo e-mail account for my personal e-mail and rarely do I ever get a piece of spam in my inbox. Yahoo! has a great Baynesian(sp?) filter (I think) that seems to work great putting all my spam in the "Bulk" folder. Every once in a while I check to make sure that I don't get any false positives, yet I rarely even do that much anymore because I've grown to trust it so much. I use my work e-mail for work only. Beyond the network traffic problems that spam causes, what's the fuss affecting an individual? Note: I did not RTFA. It's currently slashdotted.

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  87. My God by fanblade · · Score: 1

    There comes a point in time where you just gotta CHANGE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS MAN!!

    Here, I'll give you more incentive to change it.
    jef@mail.acme.com
    jef@mail.acme.com
    jef@mai l.acme.com
    jef@mail.acme.com
    jef@mail.acme.com
    jef@mail.acme.com
    jef@mail.acme.com
    jef@mail.acm e.com
    jef@mail.acme.com

  88. The Most Slashdotted Person by filterchild · · Score: 1

    Currently, he is also the most Slashdotted person in the world.

  89. They should be using example.com by jfengel · · Score: 1

    It even appears in the HTML specifications

    Man, that's too bad. They specifically created example.com for this.

    Well, it's too late now. Once the cat is into the spammer's bag (to mangle a metaphor), it's everywhere. Information wants to be free, especially your email address.

  90. I am not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I dont think I would go out and purchase any sort of Microsoft AntiSpam software if that guy is getting 1 million a day...

  91. Maybe, but I turned in the most spam acted on by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    There's a reason why Pfizer and other companies took action on spam, because I figured out who the corporate people were who legally had to take action to defend their trademarks and service marks and patents when I got spam selling fakes of their products ....

    Action, not excuses.

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  92. Perl? by Barkmullz · · Score: 1


    This worked ok for a while but the spammers were rapidly finding ways around it, and since [SpamAssassin is] written in Perl it was too hard to improve.

    n00b

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  93. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny
    You don't suppose they could be the same person, hmm?

    I think the line

    "I've written a tutorial explaining why I get so much crapmail and how I deal with it."

    kinda gave that away already.

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  94. Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tables) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mail Filtering

    Or, how to block a few million spams per day without breaking a sweat.

    © 2005 by Jef Poskanzer.

    Introduction

    In November 2004, Microsoft's second-in-command Steve Ballmer made some headlines by mentioning that Chairman Bill Gates was getting four million spams per day. At the time, I was dealing with a little spam problem of my own - I was getting around a million spams per day. I found it a little comforting that my problem wasn't quite as bad as Bill's. However, a couple of weeks later Ballmer corrected himself, saying he mis-remembered the stat and Gates actually gets four million per year.

    This means I was getting one hundred times as much spam as Bill Gates.

    Nevertheless, after filtering we both get about the same amount: around ten spams per day in our inboxes. Ballmer says that Microsoft has an entire department dedicated to protecting their mailboxes from spam. At ACME Labs there's just one guy, one server, and a T1 line. And yet my filters are a hundred times as effective as Microsoft's. How do I do it?

    These pages will show you how, and help you deploy similar filters on your own system.

    Goals

    What am I trying to do here?

    • Keep my email service running and useful.
    • Keep my web service running too, since it's on the same machine.
    • Avoid losing real email by mistake.
    • Delay growth in resource use, so I can delay spending money on hardware upgrades.
    • Spend as little time as possible on the above, so I can get more important things done.
    • Help other people do the same.

    Results

    For those who like to read the end of a novel first, here are some overall stats showing how the filters are performing.

    Environment

    This is all based on a Unix system running sendmail. If you're not using Unix, or you're using a different Unix-based mail system, most of the specific advice here will not help you. You may still find some value in the general ideas.

    Sendmail Config

    The first layer of spam defense is sendmail itself, because that's the first piece of software to touch each message. Sendmail has a number of different config options that can help you block spam and keep your machine stable.

    greet_pause

    As of version 8.13, sendmail added an anti-spam feature called "greet_pause". It is both simple and clever.

    In a normal SMTP transaction, first the client connects, then the server sends back a "220" greeting message, then the client sends its HELO command. Some spam programs, however, don't wait for the greeting message. They just send their commands immediately without listening.

    The greet_pause feature detects this misbehavior by pausing briefly before sending out the "220" greeting message. If any commands arrive during that pause, then the connection is marked bad and anything coming over it is ignored.

    This one is interesting because it actually cuts down on the number of spam attempts, not just the spam deliveries. I figure when the spammers hit the pause they are somehow getting stuck. I'll have a graph of this later - before I enabled greet_pause, I was getting a couple million spam attempts per day; after, only 600,000.

    To enable the feature, you need to make two changes. First, in your sendmail.mc file:

    FEATURE(access_db)dnl FEATURE(`greet_pause',5000)

    You probably already have access_db defined; it just needs to appear somewhere prior to greet_pause. The number is how many milliseconds to pause; 5000 = five seconds. Then in your access file you should add this:

    GreetPause:localhost 0

    The second change prevents the pause from applying

  95. slashdotted... by ajrs · · Score: 5, Funny

    so I sent him an email asking for the text

  96. What is wrong with this? by Manan+Shah · · Score: 1

    I don't get any spam whatsoever. Here is the solution: Have 2 email addresses: 1) you give to friends, coworkers, etc. The one you use. 2) use to sign up for crap Your #1 will be free of spam and you only use #2 when you need to activate an account, or etc. Even if you dont use this method, dont give out your email to random websites (duh!). I never understand people who put down their email everywhere.

    1. Re:What is wrong with this? by gvc · · Score: 1

      I put my number down everywhere because I want people to be able to contact me. Same reason my number's in the book.

      To isolate myself would be to give in to the spammers.

    2. Re:What is wrong with this? by Manan+Shah · · Score: 1

      To give your email away would be an invitation to spammers. Either way A) They win B) They win, and you get spammed I choose, A)..

    3. Re:What is wrong with this? by gvc · · Score: 1

      They're not winning. I receive several hundred spams a day, and a couple get through. The pain of training my spam filter is much smaller than the pain of using an unlisted email address.

      I use Spamassassin, specially configured to learn properly, but Bogofilter is easier to set up and appears to work just as well. In my experience, these two work far better than any of the other spam filters that have been touted here.

  97. I am assface by loudgazelle · · Score: 1

    I just use ass@face.com. Face.com exists, but I kinda doubt there is an actual person with the email ass@face.com. At least I hope there isn't, for their sake.

    1. Re:I am assface by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Unless they accept wildcards.

  98. email link in post by rduke15 · · Score: 1
    Your name in the posting is a link that resolves directly to your email address.

    Yes, but:
    $ host -t MX mail.acme.com
    mail.acme.com mail is handled by 10 mail.acme.com.
    $ telnet mail.acme.com 25
    Trying 216.27.178.231...
    Connected to mail.acme.com.
    Escape character is '^]'.
    Doesn't look like a mail server...

    Maybe I should read his article. Not having a mail server does indeed look like an efficient way to fight spam.
    1. Re:email link in post by hacker · · Score: 1
      $ telnet mail.acme.com 25
      Trying 216.27.178.231...
      Connected to mail.acme.com.
      Escape character is '^]'.
      220 gate.acme.com ESMTP Sendmail; Wed, 8 Jun 2005 12:06:10 -0700 (PDT)
      quit
      221 2.0.0 gate.acme.com closing connection
    2. Re:email link in post by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Doesn't look like a mail server... Maybe I should read his article. Not having a mail server does indeed look like an efficient way to fight spam.

      The "Escape character is '^]'." bit is from your telnet client. A peer post suggests that an SMTP banner is indeed sent by the server.

    3. Re:email link in post by rduke15 · · Score: 1
      Turns out it answers sometimes, as others have noted, and sometimes not:
      $ telnet acme.com 25
      Trying 216.27.178.28...
      telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused
      $ telnet acme.com 25
      Trying 216.27.178.28...
      Connected to gate.acme.com.
      Escape character is '^]'.
      220 gate.acme.com ESMTP Sendmail; Wed, 8 Jun 2005 12:07:39 -0700 (PDT)
      BTW, the article is worth reading. And the site also has a very nice bandwidth table.
    4. Re:email link in post by dotgain · · Score: 1
      Turns out it answers sometimes, as others have noted, and sometimes not:

      Ah, yeah. He's like, getting slashdotted at the moment. As well as allegedly getting 1M spam a day.

  99. warning: nast pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderators: that "cache" is actually a picture of a man spreading his gaping anus. While it's strangely erotic, it's not particularly helpful.

  100. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by geniusj · · Score: 1

    Were you once also known as MeRP?

  101. What to do... by SamMichaels · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Well his site is dead, mirrordot chokes on frames, and I'm too lazy to google....so I'll risk getting -1 RTFA and post anyway.

    This guy's SMTP server:
    220 gate.acme.com ESMTP Sendmail; Wed, 8 Jun 2005 11:53:27 -0700 (PDT)
    EHLO myhostname
    250-gate.acme.com Hello [myip], pleased to meet you
    250-ENHANCEDSTATUSCODES
    250-PIPELINING
    250- 8BITMIME
    250-SIZE
    250-ETRN
    250-STARTTLS
    250-DE LIVERBY
    250 HELP
    Pipelining is turned on for untrusted hosts. Nice.

    Either way, a good portion of the spam hitting my system never even makes it to EHLO/HELO time because if there's any sort of resolution problems with the dns/rdns or if the hostname contains the IP address in it (RFC violation) I delay the connection 20 seonds before the greeting. RFC states clients WILL NOT send data unless asked to do so, except for pipelining which is not advertised for untrusted hosts. When the MTA sees a bunch of incoming crap, it drops the connection because they violated the RFC rules for handshaking (clients MUST wait for the greeting). This does not affect legit MTAs with temporary problems.

    I go through a whole bunch of other checks even before DATA time, delaying at each step if there's a problem. 90% of the spam/viruses never even make it to scanning for spam/viruses because they violate something before that and the connection get drops (or they drop it from waiting). Once again, delaying 20 seconds does NOT affect legit MTAs.

    Big writeup on SPAM filtering

    My MTA
    1. Re:What to do... by keshto · · Score: 1

      aah....the benefits of not RTFA-ing.
      go read the article or its mirror- it's up there in one of the comments- you'll find he does both the things you do and more. he actually has a nice graphic that evaluates each spam-detection method b y network cost, memory usage, cpu usage, efficiency etc. and yes, his aim too is to get rid of emails before having to get their DATA.

    2. Re:What to do... by jefp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ooo, good point. PIPELINING is now disabled on acme.com. Thanks!

    3. Re:What to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an IP address in the client EHLO is not a violation of the RFC. "SHOULD" See some discussions on rfci and other mta/rfc related lists/groups.

      and the triple reverse dns backflip lookup match is not a violation either even though anti-spammers have created an urban myth that it is.

    4. Re:What to do... by thogard · · Score: 1

      I did a hack a while back to check how much stuff was in the que when the HELO was being processed. It turns out that if there is anything else in the que, the message should be ignored since the other end has already gone away. There is code in sendmail to do this now but you have to turn it on. google groups for thogard and timhack to find the old patch that just logs the info to see if its right for you.

    5. Re:What to do... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Oh, pipelining should be on to reduce the workload on your server. Teh SMTP pipelining is only should come into effect after the HELO once the other end is told its ok. Anything in the que before that means the other end isn't checking the HELO response at all and can be trashed. On a heavely loaded system, the pipelining will help speed up the reject of bob@, bill@, type junk from legit servers.

    6. Re:What to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If enabled, wouldn't the advertisement appear AFTER the check for the misbehavior in question? In other words, if an untrusted host is going to abuse pipelining, it would have started before it was told it was allowed and would already be filtered.

      It's possible I'm missing something.

    7. Re:What to do... by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

      If enabled, wouldn't the advertisement appear AFTER the check for the misbehavior in question? In other words, if an untrusted host is going to abuse pipelining, it would have started before it was told it was allowed and would already be filtered.

      IP ranges on the local network, such as a box sending message digest mass mailings, are trusted hosts. If I'm a backup or a relay for a specific system, those IP ranges are trusted hosts. The point is that we know the IPs to trust already, so we offer them pipelining.

    8. Re:What to do... by julesh · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with offering pipelining to untrusted hosts? It causes the sending dialogue to happen faster which reduces resource requirements.

    9. Re:What to do... by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with offering pipelining to untrusted hosts? It causes the sending dialogue to happen faster which reduces resource requirements.

      Viruses and spammers try to dump the message as quickly as possible and move on. Pipelining assists them in that task.

      Also, a lot of them pipeline by default...so if it's not advertised, then they're not permitted to do it but since they don't care about the server responses they do it anyway. The result is the mailer drops the connection from violating RFC rules.

      The microseconds and few bytes of data transfer you save isn't worth it compared to the resources consumed by validating, checking and filtering the message...but for mass mail digests and such on a local trusted network, it does add up and it does help to let those trusted hosts pipeline.

  102. Author is a liar. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He wasn't getting a million fucking spam a day.

    Give me a break... 1/4 as popular as Bill Gates? Doubt it.

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    1. Re:Author is a liar. by argent · · Score: 1

      I get a similar amount of spam delivery attempts. What realy impresses me are the Nigerians. I get 419ers in clumps, and many of them have different typos... which implies they're typing these things in (presumably in some internet cafe in Lagos) over and over and over again...

    2. Re:Author is a liar. by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Funny

      >He wasn't getting a million fucking spam a day.

      I want to see the MTA that can even handle this. His MTA can move a million messages just in spam, but his web server can't stand up to a mild slashdotting?

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    3. Re:Author is a liar. by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Well, lets just say that he is exagerating a bit. His mail server is rejecting about a million connection attempts a day and maybe filtering 100,000. That is the way any good mail system works. However, if he had a bad mail server and he would accept all connection attempts...

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    4. Re:Author is a liar. by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Postfix, across a few boxes:

      http://nixcartel.org/~devdas/minute.png

      I'll let you do the maths.

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    5. Re:Author is a liar. by julesh · · Score: 1

      When I stress-tested my MTA I managed to get twenty messages per second throughput; that's nearly 2 million per day. Of course, that was sending over a local network, but none of those messages were rejected and the hardware involved was not as up-to-date as the hardware described on the guy's site. I believe his server can handle that load easily.

  103. NO!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get rid of my spam!! How else will I learn about the L0w$st Pr1ce V.I.A.G.R.A.!!!!

    1. Re:NO!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahem... don't you mean
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

      come on man, that joke's still got a good week left in it!

  104. Spambayes works ... by Gnascher · · Score: 1

    I can personally vouch for the efficacy of the SpamBayes Outlook plugin. I only probaby get 20-30 Spams a day that get through my hosting provider's front-line spam filter. But those that get through are 99.9% of the time effectively handled by Spambayes. I've been using it for over a year, and have never gotten a false positive, and only occasionally have good emails flagged as "junk suspects". Spam mails never get through to my inbox. Granted, this guy's situation is a lot different than mine ... I'm sure Spambays would just sit and cry if it got assaulted with a million emails to sort a day. If you are a domain name owner running your own servers, and paying for bandwidth ... Spam is just evil if you can't try to reject most of it during the SMTP hand-shake phase...

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  105. Confusion is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some cache! I wonder what he hides in there.

  106. $ whoami by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use joe@aol.com as my bogus Email address.

  107. dealing with spam by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

    why not start at the source? how about securing windows so that there are less spam zombies?

  108. you must be new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome to /.

  109. Don't forget striker! by wayne · · Score: 1
    Some domains get a LOT more spam than others. One example is striker. Back in 2001, Alan DeKok was getting 300,000 spams per day. I suspect that if he tried to measure it now, he would easily get several million, or maybe even tens of millions of spams per day.

    And, no, having the domain disabled for a long period of time doesn't help. There are several domains that are being used as spam traps now a days after having been disabled for years.

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    1. Re:Don't forget striker! by jefp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got a note from Alan about this. I will happily concede or at least share the title with him.

      He says he has no idea why he gets so much.

  110. 4 million spams by AndreyF · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How much of the 4M of this "spam" is customers seeking support?

  111. what about asdf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    asdf@asdf.com is more popular; for comments queries:
    asdf-at-asdf-dot-com (non spam format)

  112. Spam is not a problem here. by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    So far, on my main email account, I've had exactly three pieces of spam in the last three years. I bounced each of them, and that was it.

    See, I was smart. You see how people add some anti-spam text inside their email adress, to avoid spam harvesters? I did something more clever still - my real email address has that same sort of anti-spam *in it*.

    That way, if a spam address harvester bot "sees" that text, and was cleverly designed, it strips it out, and what's left is not my real address. If it's not cleverly designed, and they send spam my way, a bounce message tells them my address is not valid, and it gets removed from the list.

    The beauty of this is, if this "secret" gets out, as I'm doing here, spambot writers will never know if the address is or is not real, thus cluttering up their lists with scads of invalid addresses, taking even more time and bandwidth to try out. It makes spamming even less profitable than it is now, and might push them to actually getting a real way to earn money.

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    1. Re:Spam is not a problem here. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      "Bounced" ? "Bounced" it to where? To the innocent third party's email and/or invalid email address was forged in the "From" header? Spammers dont get 'bounce' messages, as they dont provide any valid email address that one could be sent to. (This is assuming you mean normal spam, as opposed to whats known as mainsleaze)

      You cant 'bounce' spam after its been received. The only way to reject spam is with a 5xx after the RCPT TO. If you dont know what RCPT TO is, you have no way of controlling it.

    2. Re:Spam is not a problem here. by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      The "spam" I've gotten is *spam*. Unsolicited commercial email. Stuff from ebay sellers with stuff I didn't win, so they had no reason to email me.

      Other than that, I get nothing any more. I'm reasonably careful not to post my address, but I know it's out there in several places - eBay, PayPal, Yahoo, a few mailing lists. My "social engineering" hack seems to be working.

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    3. Re:Spam is not a problem here. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      BTW, eBay specifically allows sellers to offer non-widding bidders 'second chance' offers, as long as the contact is made thru eBay itself, *and* I'm fairly certain that you can set a preference in eBay indicating that you dont want to receive those. If they emailed you directly, then it wasnt through eBay, and I'd wonder how they got your email address, unless you had asked them questions about the item beforehand or something.

      My point was, that that vast majority of spam has forged/fake sender addresses, and that there is nowhere to 'bounce' it to, and that anyone that made it a habit of doing so, was contributing to the problem by sending that spam to innocent third parties.

  113. Re:attn moderators by schnurble · · Score: 1

    Ha ha. Very funny.

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  114. Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl by Deven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mod parent up!

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  115. THOSE AREN'T SPAM!!! by argoff · · Score: 1


    They're the Submit a Bug Report to Microsoft ;)

  116. Close second. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Funny
    My money's on this one.

    Yeah, back in my day, if we needed directions we had to slaughter a goat and wiggle the intestines!

    You sick fucker. How can you joke about abusing a beautiful animal like a goat? If I ever catch you i'll crack your skull open.

    You sick fucker. How can you joke about cracking someone's skull open? If I ever catch you i'll slaughter you and wiggle the intestines.

    You sick fucker. How can you joke about slaughtering someone? If I ever catch you I'll sit down and eat Ice Cream.

    I am Ice Cream, you insensitive clod!
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    1. Re:Close second. by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not sure how you managed to managed to repost a thread with a combined score of -1 to get a +4 Funny... but can you teach me that trick?

    2. Re:Close second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how you managed to get a score of 2 on asking a question on how to outscore a repost of a post.

    3. Re:Close second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why you have Karma-bonus on, showing people with actual score 1 as score 2. Turn it off. Each comment is to be taken as it comes, the silliest, always off-topic guy might once come up with something very insighful or the guy with the most karma may actually be a troll (I have excellent karma).

    4. Re:Close second. by medgooroo · · Score: 0

      I knew there was a reason i read slashdot, was beginning to forget.

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    5. Re:Close second. by shanen · · Score: 1
      It's okay. We already slashdotted his server. Ain't no spam going through there now. All the rest of the deletions were apparently celebratory. Celebatory? Whatever.

      (This /. thing *still* needs a spelling checker.)

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    6. Re:Close second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was so good, why are these ones MetaModerated 4-5 Funny and the ones your posted aren't ?

    7. Re:Close second. by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Dude, slashdot will NEVER get a spell checker. I mean, that requires resources and effort. Spelling acumen is something 50% of geeks inherently lack anyway, so if you can't spell for shit or punctuate, then you get +5 geek points. Also, you get +5 geek points for finding other's spelling errors and rather than 'getting their point' and replying, rubbing their nose in their lack of spelling skill like a puppy's nose in it's own poo.

      Strangely enough, I still haven't met a coder that could code well and type a coherent, accurate sentence. I guess it just goes with the territory.

    8. Re:Close second. by yppiz · · Score: 1

      Jef P (of acme.com fame) probably runs one of his own servers, like thttpd. It's actually quite robust. If he's slashdotted, I suspect it'shis T1 being overwhelmed.

      --Pat

    9. Re:Close second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I delete all my memories, I figure if its important my subconcious will not be able to repress it.

    10. Re:Close second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you on crack? The post is currently at +5.

      What, you meant when they were originally posted? Meh.

    11. Re:Close second. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      he removed the scoring... :P lmao

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  117. Mailinator -- kills spam dead by Paralizer · · Score: 1
    I use mailinator for all those "one time signup" forms where I don't expect my login information is that important. I used it for sites like gamespy.com, and similar ones that force you to sign up to use their features, but in turn spam the hell out of you.

    From their website:
    Get enough SPAM lately? Have you ever gone to a website that asks for your email address for no reason (other than they are going to sell it to the highest bidder so you get spam forever)?

    Welcome to Mailinator(tm) - Its no signup, instant anti-spam service. Here is how it works: You are on the web, at a party, or talking to your favorite insurance salesman. Wherever you are, someone (or some webpage) asks for your email. You know if you give it, you're gambling with your privacy. On the other hand, you do want at least one message from that person. The answer is to give them a mailinator address. You don't need to sign-up. You just make it up on the spot. Pick jonesy@mailinator.com or bipster@mailinator.com - pick anything you want (up to 15 characters before the @ sign).

    Later, come to this site and check that account. Its that easy. Mailinator accounts are created when mail arrives for them. No signup, no personal information, and when you're done - you can walk away - an instant solution to one way spammers get your address. Its an anti-spam solution for everyone. The messages are automatically deleted for you after a few hours.

    Let'em spam.
    Try http://www.mailinator.com/ for these sorts of things and you'll get less crap in your inbox. I've only given my real email out to friends and family and thats pretty much all I have in my inbox anymore.
  118. An idea by roxtar · · Score: 1

    Suppose you have a gmail account. Let all the mails you get except from your own gmail account be forwarded to your gmail account. Then let gmail forward the mails back to your original account. You have yourself a spam filter.

  119. I call shenanigans by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    On the part of bill gates that is... What is he publishing his email? something demands that it must be bill.gates@microsoft.com? Surely he only gets 4 million a year on the email account he pays other people to ignore and his real email is no worse than the rest of ours.

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  120. Disingenuous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the article he claims that his spam filters are 100x more effective than Gates' just because they both end up with the same number of false negatives in their inbox

    That may be true...if all of his received messages were unique. Without further investigation, all that shows is that he gets 100x the volume of the same old crap.

  121. You don't need a T1 for that by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Just a static IP that you can assign a domain and a mx record to. There are a variety of companies that are willing to give you a static IP -- I use Speakeasy, but Comcast told me they're planning a business offering with static IPs starting around $90 a month. If you shop around you can probably find a provider in your area who can hook you up with one or more IPs.

    Last time I checked (And yes, I checked :-) my local telco didn't want to run a T1 to a private residence.

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  122. Running greylistd + exim4 + rbl's by khasim · · Score: 1

    Before implementing that, for every 1,000 emails we'd get, 800 of them would be spam.

    Now, for every 1,000 emails we get, about 60 of them are spam.

    I like greylisting. There are a few ISP's out there with fsck'ed mail servers, but the majority seem to be operating just fine.

    1. Re:Running greylistd + exim4 + rbl's by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I'm worried about the delay, though. When I'm expecting an email, or ask somebody to email me something, say, over the phone, I don't want a 1-hour delay.

      5 minutes might be more tolerable, but 1 hour is just too long. And since the delay is on the client-side, I doubt there is any way to control it.

      Perhaps there is currently (or could be) an extension or method via SMTP to specify how long the remote PC should wait to try again? One would expect that even a 1-minute try-again-later would be just as effective as 1-hour for blocking spam, since the whole idea is that spam won't retry at all.

  123. I can't get to the site... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    but I bet all it says is: Don't use your real email address on Slashdot.

  124. Preemptive spam prevention? by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

    Everyone is looking for ways to filter spam out of their mailboxes. I get around 1 spam email a week at my work email box. and 1 a day at my personal email box. And it's not magic.

    You can just try to be wise about it and not spray your email address eveywhere you can.
    Use your most important email address cautiously, only give it out to respectable trustworthy companies or websites.
    Use a secondary email as a honeypot for spam.

    I am sure someone can combine a handful rules of the thumb about this better than I do. And it's very effective!

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    1. Re:Preemptive spam prevention? by tweek · · Score: 1

      That policy doesn't work anymore. All it takes is ONE person getting one of these nifty viruses that has your email and it's all down hill.

      Example,
      We had no spam to our any of our company addresses for the longest time. Then after a small virus problem on one of our area manager's laptops, we now get phishing emails and other spam non stop sent to one of our support emails. The viruses not only spam but also harvest. It takes one person to have the company inbox used as part of a spam virus and the war is over.

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    2. Re:Preemptive spam prevention? by Gnascher · · Score: 1

      This works ... until one of your contacts gets infected by one of these Outlook worms. All the carfully crafted honeypots and "throw away" email addresses are all then for nought. I speak from experience. I used to use all of the tricks you mentioned for a long time ... and for a long time it worked. Then SOMEBODY (I'll probably never know who) on who had my 'real' email address on thier contact list opened an email with a worm and the floodgates opened. I know it happened, because suddenly I got hit with several copies of the virus daily, which I proptly and appropriately deleted ... And also dozen's of bounce-backs from when the virus sent out emails to dead accounts using my email address as the spoof. (Yes ... I know it wasn't MY computer that was infected. I know how to protect myself, and also did a full system scan to be 100% sure) Oh yeah ... there was also that idiot (who I would like to beat senseless) who provided my real email address to one of those sites that promises you free movie tickets if you provide them with 5 of your friend's email addresses. All the careful email hiding in the world can't make up for one or two stupid people who have your REAL email address.

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    3. Re:Preemptive spam prevention? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "You can just try to be wise about it and not spray your email address eveywhere you can.
      Use your most important email address cautiously, only give it out to respectable trustworthy companies or websites.
      Use a secondary email as a honeypot for spam."

      And your advice for the multitudes who do as you say, but do not observe the same results, is what?

      Your argument seems to boil down to "it's not a problem for me, so it shouldn't be a problem for you either.", with a little bit of "it must be your fault, because it hasn't happened to me."

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    4. Re:Preemptive spam prevention? by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

      Your argument seems to boil down to "it's not a problem for me, so it shouldn't be a problem for you either.", with a little bit of "it must be your fault, because it hasn't happened to me."

      You couldn't be further from the truth. I never said spam filtering is for lamers or whatever you're implying. I just said that those prevention techniques are worth mentioning alongside spam filtering. Because I'd seen a numerous guides for spam filtering, and reviews for spam filtering products, yet non spoke of those passive simple things you can do to help.
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  125. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

    Uh, the submitter was the original author.

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  126. I have a high-profile address... by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have had the same address since 1989, long before there WAS a spam problem. My email address was all over Usenet when Cantor and Seigel sent out their first spame, which means it's all over Google Groups. The horse is so far out of the barn its grandchildren are headed for the glue factory.

    In 2000, the last time I added it all up, I was getting 300M a month *after* applying blacklists. At this point my mailserver is blocking several countries and ISPs, using multiple blacklists, and running some custom greylist software I wrote myself (for qmail... sorry, Jef), and my local mail client's only seeing 20-30 spams a day out of the hundreds of thousands (maybe as many as a million, it's too depressing to keep track) of delivery attempts that show up in my logs.

    If you don't mind changing your email address now and then, more power to you, but I'm damned if I'll give the bastards the satisfaction.

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    1. Re:I have a high-profile address... by gosand · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you don't mind changing your email address now and then, more power to you, but I'm damned if I'll give the bastards the satisfaction.

      Or if you don't have a choice. I used to use my work email for all my usenet stuff back in the late 90s. Then I left that job, and started using my own email address. That provider changed domain names, then I dropped them altogether when they took away all shell accounts. Then I had Earthlink for several years. I then moved across the country, and now have a new provider. So I have changed my email address, but only about every 3 or 4 years or so. But I have had a Yahoo account for about 5 or 6 years now, and I don't get much spam at all on it.

      I think it all comes down to not giving out your email account. But even then, you don't have much control. At my last job, I ONLY used my work email account for work, I never sent email to anyone that wasn't work related. Then some dope at work got their laptop infected, and all of a sudden I was getting spam (my address was in their address book). Or if you get people who use that "send this news story to a friend" link to send you news stories and crappy little animated doo-dads that they find funny. ARGHHH!

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    2. Re:I have a high-profile address... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you draw the payout matrix for changing your email, i think you'll see you'd win quite handidly. there are some hills to die on...is this one?

    3. Re:I have a high-profile address... by argent · · Score: 1

      Or if you don't have a choice.

      Granted.

      That's one reason I registered my own domain so early on.

      Then some dope at work got their laptop infected, and all of a sudden I was getting spam (my address was in their address book).

      Oh yeh, that's a REALLY effective technique... for the bad guys. The spammers don't even need to cooperate with the virus authors (though I don't doubt the stories that they do), they just need to seed a dropbox address in a spam somewhere and wait for viruses to hit it.

      There's really no good protection for that other than things like a dated address... mail to anything@slashdot.2004.taronga.com, for example, now routes to 127.0.0.1 :)

    4. Re:I have a high-profile address... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Same here (although for not nearly as long a time), and I'm not about to replace my address - it's too widespread to migrate my friends and family to something else.

      I wrote an article about my Postfix + Amavisd + SpamAssassin + ClamAV + Greylisting setup; I'm down from many-thousand spams per day to one or two. We've reached the point where technology can do an excellent job of separating the wheat from the chaff, but people seem slow to adopt it. I'd go as far as to say that if you or your company still get significant amounts of spam, then it's a voluntary decision.

      My only wish is that SPF were more widespread. One of my domains, honeypot.net, seems to be a favorite for spoofing, and it wouldn't hurt my feelings to never receive another whiny email from someone who just decided that they've had enough and wants to start fighting back.

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    5. Re:I have a high-profile address... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Wait, let me get that straight. You got 300 million spams a month (10 million per day) back in 2000?

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    6. Re:I have a high-profile address... by argent · · Score: 1

      300 megabytes of spam, not 300 million messages.

      Probably less than 100,000 per month.

    7. Re:I have a high-profile address... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Ah, OK. 300 million really seemed a bit high... :)

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  127. I'll help you out by Eslyjah · · Score: 1
  128. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nope. i dont think so

    started as mr programmer

    then mrp for short

    also elitemrp/psychomrp/mrp-/etc

  129. I envy you: a good thing for your other accounts by tota · · Score: 1

    Use spamassassin + bayesian filters, train it on that account and your other accounts will be virtually spam free!
    The main problem with spam is that the rules cannot be updated as quickly as the spam, that's where bayesian learning comes in - but as the name says, it needs to learn before it can provide good filtering. With an account like this one, you should be up to date with all the latest spam text instantly.
    I envy you!

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  130. Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic that at the time I write this, your comment asking that your parent be modded up informative is itself modded 2, Informative while your parent is modded 1,Informative.

    I guess the mod who modded you up wanted other mods to read your comment, and then mod up your parent. I wonder what would happen if all mods decided to do the same....

  131. Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! by geniusj · · Score: 1

    Ok.. I knew someone named MrP or MrP-, and sometimes MeRP from IRC a long time ago. Was just wondering if it was you :)

  132. Why he MIGHT get so much spam by HyperChicken · · Score: 1

    His domain, acme.com, would be at the start of a spamming run if they addresses were done in alphabetical order.

    That would be an interesting test. Register one domain, like asdfghjkl.com, and another, like zxcvbnm.com. Setup an email account on each. Publish the email addresses on all the same websites, then see which gets more spam

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    1. Re:Why he MIGHT get so much spam by zaren · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, set up those email accounts, post them both at the same time to a blatent spammer scrape zone, and collect stats on which one gets hit forst, and with how much, and with what kind of spam. I'm curious to see how many minutes / hours it would take for an aaa.. address to get the same spam as a zzz.. address.

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    2. Re:Why he MIGHT get so much spam by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, register something like aaaa... .com, and publish a whole bunch of honeypot e-mails from it. As soon as an IP connects to the mailserver, it goes up on a blacklist (at www.aaaa... .com) for one day. If it connects after that one day, it's blocked permanently. And every message sent through the honeypot server is fed into this giant Bayesian spam filter.

      Since aaaa... .com will be hit before pretty much any other website for alphabetical spammers, it should do a pretty good job of blacklisting if people are careful to update from its blacklist often.

  133. Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're just trying to get modded up too

  134. Just dropped him an email... by ragnar · · Score: 1

    ... at webmaster@mail.acme.com to let him know that I enjoyed his article. I hope it makes it through the filter.

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  135. So what??? by tmassa99 · · Score: 1

    You sound like my dad who likes to use his email address when he signs up for "free porn" and wonders why he has another 20 spams/day...If you're actually getting 1 million spams a day, then your spam-filter-sucks! Simple: Change your email address and reject all emails not verified with a userlist. Then you'll get none (for a while anyway)

  136. Hi, my name is Steve by thegent · · Score: 1
    I am the CEO of the biggest software firm on the planet. We have almost illimited ressources, attract the brightest of developers in the world, none of which can bring an end to spam, even that in my own email account.

    Yup, for a problem this common, this old I'd expect it to never reach the inbox of THAT CEO at least.

  137. I Have up on spma filters... by haplo21112 · · Score: 1

    I have changed to TMDA http://www.tmda.net/ whitelist/blacklist to handle spam blocking. Filters and having to tune them/update them just got to annoying. It keeps the mails where they are viewable (with a CGI utility) so I can look through them if I think I have missed something by blocking it. I can optionally send out confirmation notices to the tune of "This addess is not on my whitelist please hit your replay button to send this message back to allow the mail through" I have this turned off it was a waste of bandwidth really.

    I have always wanted to conbine this approach with a filter such that incoming mail hits the filter first, then if it makes it past the filter the whitelist/blacklist gets applied. I figure it would cut down on the number of messages I needed to double check from time to time.

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  138. Re:I envy you: a good thing for your other account by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Spamassassin is great, and I use it, but there's a problem still. If you're using Spamassassin on a POP account, the spam still travels to you. If you're dealing with a *lot* of spam, you still have the problem of the spent resource. Even on a very fast broadband connection it can take several minutes to download the messages, and check them for spamness. And then what do you do? Are you brave enough for /dev/null? I am, except for the one account where I happen to get the most spam. So I end up storing it, and spending the time to review it.

    I want a solution that stops spam before it even gets into a position for spamassassin to see it. (I know SA can run in the MTA, but for most users, it doesn't).

    I'm a big fan of whitelisting, but that's not a popular opinion, fortunately or unfortunately.

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  139. serverfarmgirls.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check out...

    serverfarmgirls.com!!!

  140. No need of filters nor dedicated department. by higon · · Score: 0

    If I were him, I would just drop 999,990 of 1,000,000 daily emails at ramdom so that
    everyone will get fair chance to get read, and still I can save my time.

    There's no need of intelligent filters or dedicated department, really.

  141. What is at least as bad as spam... by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    Is meatloaf. Meatloaf is non-commercial unsolicited email, the BS you get from people who claim to know you personally.

    Your average meatloafer:
    Has an attention span 1/100 th that of a housefly. "Don't send that to me!" "OK", says the meatloafer, clicking the send button.

    Believes *everything* they read online, nothing that they don't read online, and forwards The Truth to your inbox. "Look, a new virus alert! Panic! Panic! Uh..bzzzzt!...what was I talking about?"

    Is the only creature in existence with a negative IQ score whose absolute value is in the triple digits. This is reflected in their taste in crappy humor, and disgusting porn. Never once do they find a *good* joke, or porn that actually would fit any description of sexy. But you're getting every single picture of a thousand-pound woman eating ice-cream out-of-the-drum while nude, if the meatloafer has to click until their fingers bleed.

    Never types, and possibly doesn't even own a keyboard. Never sleeps, possibly doesn't even have a job, although, surprisingly, shares their trailer park with the usual inbred family, and of course, has procreated.

    Forwards *everything*, no reading. The average meatloafer sees their role in life as that of a piece of plumbing. Email is to be sent Somewhere Else, even bounce messages redirected through a re-mailer get resent. Meatloafer's emails, with all the included content from before, tend to get longer than a dictionary.

    I'm just pointing out, Spam may be bad, but Meatloafers are just as bad, and if you deal with these people any less harshly than chopping their mouse hand off, you're part of the problem. Early on, I set up a no-meatloaf policy for myself, and it cut down drastically on the number of viruses I recieved, even on Win-Blows.

    Do you know a meatloafer? Don't try to reason with them, your letter will just launch into the great foreward loop unread. Block them. Complain. Send them a mail-bomb. It is your civic duty. These are also the people supporting...spam! Think about it, would spam continue if nobody *ever* clicked the free Viagra offer? So who do you think is doing it?

  142. Direct Action! by javaxman · · Score: 1
    I like his conclusions section, especially the part about Direct Action:
    If anyone wants to volunteer to pie Bill Gates again, I'll contribute to the defense fund. Or if you prefer, you could just kick him in the nuts.

    After that fairly technical discussion of email filtering procedures, that made me laugh my ass off.

  143. Unix only by dep01 · · Score: 1

    Ahh! Good! It's a guide for people on a unix system running sendmail, thus eliminating 99% of the article's usefulness to a mass populace!

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  144. Gmail by rarf · · Score: 1

    Though I don't get nearly as much SPAM as this guy I do get hundreds. My solution: Gmail. I have tried many different SPAM filters and non have been nearly as effective as Gmail. I Setup forwards from all my existing email accounts to this one gmail account.

  145. Microsoft spam filters work by m00nun1t · · Score: 1

    I worked for MS for several years, I think it was two spams made it to my inbox in that time, and another 2 or 3 to my junk mail box. And yes, my email address is on the web & harvestable. No lost email that I'm aware of. I think that's a pretty good track record.

  146. You made my day [nt] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So true ...

  147. Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl by avgjoe62 · · Score: 2, Funny
    OK...

    The guy that gets 1000000 items of spam per day is slashdotted?

    Beware geeks bearing .GIFs

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  148. Obviously his server can't handle /.ing, however by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    You can wait at least several minutes to go from one page to the next...

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  149. True love from millions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are millions of people that love him so much ;)

  150. sendmail=yuck, postfix=nice by hey · · Score: 1

    Thanks for tips on how to configure an obsolete program I recall using a few years ago called sendmail. I don't think I am going to switch back.
    How about postfix receipes?

  151. Begging for a lawsuit by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

    Note that qmail, an alternative mail transport program, generates post-reception bounce messages in circumstances where other mail transports would have refused the reception. This means every qmail site is basically an open spam relay. For this reason alone, qmail should never be used by anyone.

    Wonder how long it'll be before Jef gets a lawsuit threat from that litigious asshole Dan Bernstein, author of qmail?

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  152. Strange...? by Digital_Mercenary · · Score: 0

    If I ran one of the largest most profitable firms on the planet. I would probably hire someone to handle my e-mail for me.

    Wouldn't you?
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  153. Steve "I misremembered" Ballmer by henrypijames · · Score: 1

    Ballmer: Our great leader, his Billness, demonstrates his heroics to the world by defeating four millions of spam every day!

    Advisor: ... (inaudible)

    Ballmer: (whispering) What? Bug reports don't count as spam? What about customer complaints, they sure do, don't they? Well, I thought all that stuff we get and then move to the trash box without reading is spam... No? Fsck! So how much does the Boss gets?

    Advisor: ... (still inaudible)

    Ballmer: (whispering angrily) Fsck you! How am I suppose to do propaganda with those kind of numbers?! Wait, I have an ingenious idea! Tell this Hotty Mail or whatever we own, let them loosen their anti-spam policy some more, and cc all spam sent from there to the Boss!

    Advisor: ... (leaving hastily)

    Ballmer: Our great leader, his Billness, demonstrates his heroics to the world by defeating four millions of spam every year!

  154. I am number 1 by herve661 · · Score: 1

    I get 45 trillion emails every hour. And I keep using the same email address using spam filters and a cluster of PCs to handle the massive filtering task, and no I don't want to just use a new email address. (Who believes this story???).

  155. That's not all. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ha---that's nothing. I saw someone modded up to at least +4 for responding to himself with a caustic put-down of his own original post.

    I replied, saying "Did you actually get modded up to +4 for pimp-slapping yourself?". He had.

    --grendel drago

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  156. The anatomy of successful spam filtering by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had my current email address for the past 13 or 14 years.

    (In fact the ISP it's hosted with currently hosts ONLY that email address and a tiny hunk of web space for me; I get my actual connection and everything from Cox).

    My address has been plastered all over the Internet from since before there was a spam problem. Even if I were to take it off of all the sites I've made, or ask it to be taken down from all the other sites, there's still hundreds of UseNet posts from before there was need to spam-proof my address, all cached on the various web-based UseNet caches.

    At one point a few years back I was getting many hundred spam messages a day. Now, I get about two. And I've not had any problems with false positives that I'm aware of, at least not for quite a while.

    I don't run my own mail server and I don't know how West.net (my mail provider) runs theirs, but I do know they run a nice spam filtering service called Postini, which catches a large majority of the spam. When it gets to my end, I've got extensive whitelists for all the discussion lists I'm on, as well as everyone in my address book (everyone I've sent mail to, basically). A lot of spam I'd get has my own address forged onto it, so any mail from me that doesn't contain my passphrase in the subject is blacklisted. I've also got a blacklist for serious repeat spammers (same exact spam every day). Past that, Mail's Bayesian filtering quarantines most of the remaining messages, and all the ends up in my In box are legit messages from people I don't know, and maybe one or two spam messages.

    I think the common thread between the article's successful spam filtering and my successful spam filtering is using multiple layers of whitelists, blacklists, and greylists. Keep the people you know on whitelists so you never need to worry about them not getting through; people doing evil things get blacklisted, preferably temporarily as he's done it; and everyone else takes the risk of being filtered (either because their mail server is dysfunctional, as some of his filters would risk, or because the message "looks like spam" as a Bayesian filter would risk). Implement this type of scheme on both the mail server (his way) and the client program (my way) for extra protection.

    I think that's about as successful as anyone can hope for a spam filter.

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  157. That may not be the problem by mranchovy · · Score: 1

    Note that the URL is acme.com. There could be a few million coyotes trying to order Acme high-performance rocket shoes so they can catch the road runner....

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  158. What is the point of this? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    With 1 million spams, any sane person would just have got a new email address long ago. Sounds like he just wants a challange.

  159. hm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who the f*&$ is this guy, and why does he get so much spam in the first place? Should I have heard of him?

  160. Re:DNS-RBLs by sfjoe · · Score: 1

    ...in practice every single DNS-RBL eventually comes under the control of power-hungry weenies

    He is 100% correct about this but it is 100% irrelevant. I use blacklisting extensively. When a list stops being effective because of the P-HWs, I quit using it. This is my first line of defense and it stops ~ 90% of my spam. Oh, and never complain to P-HWs, it's like arguing with a Republican.

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  161. Slashdot by freaksta · · Score: 1

    And now he's getting Slashdot'd, too!

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    Hrrm... I usually just sign my name.
  162. His email is in /.? Gee I wonder why he gets spam by giaguara · · Score: 1

    His email is linked into the /. article. Gee, I wonder why he gets spam, at least from now on...

  163. Annoying Spammers with pf/spamd by Alejo · · Score: 2, Interesting
  164. I *dream* of only a million spams a day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was getting that over two years ago.

    He's probably seeing 1/5 of the spam I am.

    Amateur.

  165. Overheard in Redmond... by AirDave · · Score: 1

    Today, Bill Gates was overhead complaining "If I only had a dollar for every spam message I get! Wait a minute, I do!"

  166. Re:DNS-RBLs by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    If you gat a sensible Bayesian filter, it implements a dynamic pseudo-blacklist and pseudo-whitelist. I've found it far more effective for pulling bad mail relays out of my inbox than explicit blacklisting ever was, and at the same time making sure email from known people got through no matter what. Just let it read the headers.

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  167. Re: Close third by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  168. Bouncing... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The second way to avoid false positives is to try and reject spam during the SMTP transaction. This will generate a bounce message that actually goes to the person who sent the message, so there's a reasonable chance it will be seen and acted on. See below for an explanation of the two different kinds of bounce messages."

    lol. He says if he didn't keep his filters around, his T1 line would go down quickly. What would happen if he sent out bounces for 150,000 messages? ;)

  169. And the most spammed state per capita by poormanjoe · · Score: 1

    Without a doubt the most Spammed state is Hawaii.

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    1. Re:And the most spammed state per capita by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Wait, Hawaii's a state now? Since when??

  170. Oh yeah? by goldenratiophi · · Score: 1

    $ touch spam $ ed spam 0 a BUY CRAP!!!!!!!!!! WWW.SPAM.COM !!! . w 36 q $ touch script.sh $ ed script.sh 0 a #!/bin/sh while [ 1 ] do mail -s SPAM myself spam done . w 58 q $ chmod a+x script.sh $ ./script.sh Take that!

  171. FAST Mirror of site by agoodm · · Score: 2

    http://files.photojerk.com/alan/www.acme.com/mail_ filtering/ Still in creation... Images will 404 untill the server retrieves them.

  172. Re:Obviously his server can't handle /.ing, howeve by agoodm · · Score: 1

    I think his server can handle it, but his poor T1 line cannot... Im mirroring the site for him slowly! http://files.photojerk.com/alan/www.acme.com/mail_ filtering/

  173. Re: Windows complaints != spam by dragon_imp · · Score: 1

    He's probably misclassifying any complaint about Windows as spam. Or, he might be counting the emails msn.com users and assuming they are spam, like everyone else does.

  174. Re:DNS-RBLs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, and never complain to P-HWs, it's like arguing with a Republican.

    The difference being, of course, that P-HWs are irrational.

  175. Re:DNS-RBLs by cpeterso · · Score: 4, Funny


    Maybe someone should create a blacklist blacklist?

  176. Gmail by Seroth · · Score: 1

    i use gmail, and i don't get any spam at all barely. just only three or four a WEEK.

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  177. Re:DNS-RBLs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's like arguing with a Republican

    Ok, I'll take the bait.

    Republicans are some of the most sensible people i've ever had the pleasure to argue with. At least they aren't like those Democratic numskulls who only support democrats' agendas.

  178. Methinks he's including all rejects by wsanders · · Score: 1

    I don't want to detract from TFA since it's a good tutorial in sendmail configuration, but I think he's including all spam attempts to all email addresses at his mail server. Blacklisted IP addresses can be rejected without even receiving the complete envelope information; based on my experience even at smallish company MX host will receive about 1/2 its connection attempts from blacklisted servers.

    Even more are attempts at addresses like 'asmith@..", "bsmith@...", etc, and can be rejected immediately after the envelope is processed.

    I'd like to see the count actually addressed to "jef@poskanzer.net" or whatever. I'll bet "sales@microsoft.com" and "info@aol.com" or whatever attract more traffic.

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  179. spamassassin server side is your answer by tota · · Score: 1

    I use (and provide) spamassassin at the MTA level, works great! No wasted bandwidth.

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    1. Re:spamassassin server side is your answer by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "I use (and provide) spamassassin at the MTA level, works great! No wasted bandwidth."

      The number of people with that luxury is vanishingly small.

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  180. no idea of false positives by jmason · · Score: 1

    Like many schemes that reject mail during the SMTP phase, this talks about false positives, but with little idea about the true rate. This can be dangerous.

    For example, http://www.acme.com/mail_filtering/blackmilter_fra meset.html discusses "Wormy", an 'early & cheap blacklist that is still accurate.' It works by grepping out IPs of hosts that delivered mail that ClamAV said was malware, and then turning those IPs into a blacklist for "a day or two".

    This initially seems to work, but if you try it out and *measure it with real mail, including ham*, what you'll discover is that large ISP mail gateways show up on the list very quickly. I know of other occasions where it's been tried, and abandoned, due to this issue.

    However, Blackmilter, the component that uses Wormy, is listed as having "low" false positives in this document.

    "Spammer" is vulnerable to the same problem.

    "Persistent" will additionally have a similar problem, in that if you measure spam volume without also measuring overall (ham+spam) volume, you'll unfairly penalise hosts that send a lot of mail in general -- even if only 0.5% of that is spam.

    In general, I think jef is probably justified in taking a hardline approach at those volumes -- but if you're thinking of trying out some of these approaches, be sure to apply a pinch of NaCl.

  181. 45 seconds works for me. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Less than that and spam leaks through. Greater than that and I don't see any difference.

    The problem with having such a short delay is that it negates the secondary benefit of greylisting ... rbl's.

    If it takes an hour for a message to be accepted, that's an hour in which that address could be added to an rbl.

    In order to facilitate speedy email reception, we'd have to fall back on the "two factor" method of authentication.

    Of course, your email server is going to check my DNS and SPF info and greylist attempts from my server and mine will do the same with your's.

    So, the solution I see is for you to call me or whatever and have me send an email to you. My server should see the OUTBOUND attempt and then whitelist your INBOUND attempt (as long as it happens within an hour or so).

    In other words, someone behind the server has to perform some action that will tell the server that the other server is, temporarily, cleared to send email.

    Yes, I know this sort of defeats the purpose of email. Email is still very useful once the relationship has been established. It's just the initial establishment of the trust that is more complex.

    I believe that we'll be looking at something similar to that anyway, eventually. The financial dynamics of email (near zero cost to send, all the expense on the receiver) make it too profitable when abused (and it is very easily abused).

    Eventually the spammer's zombies will be re-built to re-send the spam after they've completed their initial runs. In which case, greylisting won't stop the spam from coming in.

    At that point, we'll have to rely upon the RBL's or some other methods (such as the two factor approach I mentioned).

    The only other approach would depend upon the various ISP's getting their act together and implementing technological solutions. But that's just not going to happen unless there is a law with heavy fines (more than the cost of doing it right) to force them to.

    And we're not going to see a law like that as long as we have the mass marketing lobby spending money in D.C.

  182. DNS-RBLs as Greylist and SpamAssassin triggers by billstewart · · Score: 1
    DNS-RBLs are a great thing to feed to Greylist systems - if a site's RBLed, make it wait for a while before talking to you, and even if some P-HW gets obsessive about a site, it'll still just delay that mail 5-10 minutes - which is usually enough to make the real spammers go away.

    When a given DNS-RBL gets too aggressive, but the number of people bitching about it hasn't gotten high enough to notice, you can lose real mail for a while, especially if you've got friends who run their own Linux mail systems on consumer DSL. The mailbox service I use lets you pick from several different DNS-RBLs and set a threshold for how many of them need to block a given site before it kills it, so I've got a relatively conservative setting that needs to have a bunch of lists rejecting a site to reject it. The ISP where I actually read my mail uses SpamAssassin, and DNS-RBLs can also be useful as SpamAssassin weights that get added in along with all the other cues such as LINES OF YELLING and NIGERIAN 419er and pills-that-start-with-V. Neither of those approaches completely prevents false positives, but they help, and you still need to whitelist some people (e.g. John Gilmore's a friend of mine and is on some mailing lists I'm on, and almost every RBL out there hates him because of his positions on open relays, so his machines are on my whitelists.)

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  183. Better ask the old gf by Urusai · · Score: 1

    She might have something to tell you. Better sooner than later, when the court starts directing payments.

  184. This is just SM by OlivierB · · Score: 1

    First the guy complains about Spam and his difficulty running his own website on the same machine... and he posts a direct link to Slashdot.
    Ok
    Then you read his well documented ersearch n all the solutions he ahs tried. Fine. It's a nice read.

    However when this guyy complains about the SPAM itself and the resources (machine, time) he must dedicate to this I can only call foul!
    It is extremely clear that this guy ENJYOYS the glory of all this SPAM. Not for the spam itself but for the sheer fact that he is the most spammed man in the world.
    If he is so concerned about spam he should just set his MX to some professional mail hosting company, let them deal with the bandwith, hosting, and all. There are so many solutions out there.
    This guy is just a geek who likes to fiddle his machine, spend some time on it and then brag abou how hard it is but how he has conquered. He probably doesn't have anything better to do or to spend money on.
    Oh well, whatever floats his boat.

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  185. Re: Funniest Slashdot Thread by Saxerman · · Score: 1
    The thread that generated the most chuckles for me was from a poll simply titled "Microsoft?"

    Game over, man. Game over.
    I say we dust off and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Ho-ho-hold on one second. This corporation has a substantial *dollar* value attached to it.

    Ripley: "They can bill me!"

    I think that's *my* line... by Ellen Ripley (221395)

    LOL! Sorry about that.

    All I know is that there's still no contact with the colony and a xenomorph [microsoft.com] may be involved. :)

    Sorry sir, a what?

    Bug [microsoft.com] hunt.

    Okay. It's important to understand this organism's life cycle. It's actually two creatures.

    The first form [microsoft.com] hatches from a CD-ROM ... a sort of large disk, and attaches itself to its victim. Then it injects an OS, ejects, and dies.

    The embryo, the second form [microsoft.com], hosts on the victim's stage for several minutes. Gesticulating. Then it ... then it ... hoots. Sweats. Jumps around. Grunts rapidly.

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    A steaming cup of soykaf would be real wiz right now.

  186. 2.27Mbps by smartdreamer · · Score: 1
    2.27Mbps last time I checked. That is faster than ADSL! ;)

    Here is my reference.

  187. Hotmail Sucks by karthik_r085 · · Score: 1

    When I used Hotmail, I used to get around 20-30 spam in my Inbox. Now with GMail or Yahoo Mail, I rarely get any. No wonder Steve is getting lot of spam. I recommend him to use GMail. :-)

  188. very low delivered email rate by NASAdude · · Score: 1

    On first blush, this seems like a "look at me!" article. But I think the author does bring up some good points on methodologies used in fighting spam on a large scale. However, one thing that isn't emphasized is how little deliverable email he gets. It looks like it averages 5-10 messages per hour.

    So the next question is, how would his techniques scale to a domain that processes 3.5 million emails per day and rejects 0.25-3.0 million spam emails per day. Plus, to reduce the risk of false positives, much of the spam is actually delivered to users. All delivered email has a spam score added to the email headers for the individual user to decide their threshold for filtering.

    For those of you out there who are IT for domains that handle millions of emails per day, how do you handle spam? How many servers and how much bandwidth does it require?

    If you're curious, I get 100 emails per day delivered and 78.2% of that is spam. Unfortunately, I've found that I can't rely on the spam score added to the headers by the aforementioned domain. My filter (k9, Bayesian) currently has a false negative rate of 0.49% and false positive rate of 0.00%. Yeah, that means I see a single piece of spam every two days on average. In reality, I'll usually get a surge of spam where on a single day I might get two or three pieces of spam, followed by a week of nothing once the filter has adapted.

    For protection on the net, especially for usenet and web forms, I use disposable email addresses (ie: spamgourmet, mailinator).

  189. petercr@mowbray.vic.edu.au Please fill with Spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a goal to fill one of my email accounts with as much spam as possible. petercr@mowbray.vic.edu.au
    Please help me to fill this account with as much spam as possible, all i am curntly getting is a couple of hundred a day.

  190. Get Slashdot to post your CV! by Hack+Jandy · · Score: 1

    BS Detector is going off.

    From http://www.acme.com/mail_filtering/background_fram eset.html

    Acme.com's web site is fairly popular - we get about 25,000 visitors per day. That means our web pages are cached on a lot of people's disks. Well, one way that spammers and viruses find addresses to send to is by looking in those web cache files on machines they have taken over.

    Hah. My corporate website averages 200,000 to 220,000 IPs per day. Total number of emails on any given day is about 20,000 emails - of which probably only a few hundred are legitimate. Not only is his statistic probably made up, but if 25,000 people per day are going to acme.com to read his incredibly insightful articles?? How many of you have heard of *evil* websites reading your email addresses?

    Let's be realistic, if he really things the W3C specification is the reason why he gets "1 million spasm per day" - then why has his traffic only increased in the last few months? (he claims on the same link above that he was only getting 150,000 spams per day in mid 2004).

    So the important thing to remember here is to post your shameless, made up, website with a CV to Slashdot to get a no-brain job interview.

  191. QUEUE_LA is a little oversimplified ... by dougmc · · Score: 1
    [ from the article ]

    If the load-average goes above QUEUE_LA, sendmail will stop processing mail.

    That's not quite true. If LA > QUEUE_LA, then it 1) won't run the queue, and 2) will start only queuing some emails if they satisfy the queue-only function.
    I'd looked up the confQUEUE_LA value before, and it says this --

    confQUEUE_LA
    QueueLA
    [varies] Load average at which
    queue-only function kicks in.
    Default values is (8 * numproc)

    And when I looked at sendmail.cf, it said this :

    # load average at which we just queue messages
    O QueueLA=8
    Basically, at Queue_LA, it starts queueing only the largest emails, and then as the load average gets higher and higher, smaller emails get queued.

    If you set QueueFactor to a very small value, THEN Queue_LA will start working like he says it does.

    Here's a bit more about it, and how I figured out how it worked ...

    I personally get a lot of spam. About 3000/day that make it past the filters set in sendmail before it makes it to spamassassin, though now that we've changed how sendmail works quite a bit that's down to about 1000/day (with sendmail rejecting the rest outright before accepting it.) I used to think 3000/day was bad -- and it probably is, especially for a guy with an email address that's not quite so generic -- most of my spam is from posting to Usenet and places like /. ... but 1 million/day? wow!

  192. Form Submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everytime a website asks for contact information I fill out the form with q in every field including q@q.com in the email address field.

    Found out a while ago that it was an actual email address and I'm not the only one who does it.

  193. Temporary work-arounds... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Though his SMTP setup is very intelligently done, and works well, it's all just a temporary workaround.

    99.999% of his spam filtering depends on a handful of bugs in spammers' mini-SMTP implimentations. It works for now, but as soon as any significant number of people do this, spammers will fix their servers to properly handle these parts of the RFCs, and all these techniques will fall flat.

    Getting around Spam-Asassin is infinitely more complicated/difficult than fixing an SMTP implimentation, yet spammers managed that very quickly.

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  194. Jef Poskanzer, author of PBMPlus by __aapopf3474 · · Score: 1

    BTW - Jef Poskanzer is the author of PBMPlus and other utilities, see Slashdot

  195. Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl by Piquan · · Score: 1
    FEATURE(access_db)dnl FEATURE(`greet_pause',5000)

    I'm pretty sure there should be a line break after the dnl. In m4, dnl is like C++'s // comment marker: it causes the rest of the line to be ignored. It's typically put after lines in the .mc file to suppress a blank newline from being emitted in the .cf file (which is a purely cosmetic issue).

    The same goes for the block of defines under "Settings".

  196. My biggest gripe... by qualico · · Score: 1

    ...is with dynamic IP rejection.

    My ISP attaches its dynamic IPs to MAC addresses with long lease times.
    This saves me tons of money because I can run my DNS without a static IP.

  197. Anyone know of a Greet_Pause patch for qmail? by rthille · · Score: 1


    Sounds like an easy fix for good results with low risk of false positives.

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  198. delete.net by jms1 · · Score: 1

    I own "delete.net", I ended up turning the domain's incoming mail into an automatic blacklist for my server. The volume of spam has gone down quite a bit since I started- instead of thousands per hour, it's down to several hundred per day.

  199. Greylisting blocks email from Slashdot by hadaso · · Score: 2, Informative

    > Greylisting will prevent you from receiving email
    > from a variety of non-complying SMTP hosts ...

    such as slashdot.org?

    I tried enabling greylisting on the sneakemail.com address I use to receive email from Slashdot, and it blocked all the email from Slashdot. The logs on sneakemail show many delivery attempts from Slashdot, so I guess there is some kind of incompatibility between the way Slashdot tries to resend the message and the way Sneakemail expects it to be resent. I don't know who is to blame for the incompatibility. Probably no one, since there is no specification on HOW redelivery should be attempted. Anyway, it shows that there can be problems with greylisting because the way a client resends the mail is not well defined.

    On the other hand, greylisting is a very effctive filter. I enabled greylisting on the address I have in the whois record of my domain, and I get practically no spam to that address (before greylisting I got quite a lot, and the sneakemail greylisting logs list lots of attempts that are easily recognizable as spam: lots of broadband connection IPs, and "from" address from domain not matching sending server.).

    Publishing an address in Slashdot is the most effective way to receive spam, and receive spam fast. About 10 days ago I changed the address I use in Slashdot. The next day I already received spam on that address. The older address is now greylisted and doesn't receive any mail, but the logs show many messages blocked by greylisting (31 yesterday). What I do now is change the address I publish in Slashdot every once in a while, and enable greylisting the old address. It doesn't block all spam, but it takes a while for the volume of spam to the new address to build.

  200. Use multiple addresses by hadaso · · Score: 1

    > ... and I'm not about to replace my address -
    > it's too widespread to migrate my friends
    > and family to something else.

    That's the main reason why people find it hard to change an email address, and that's the reason why I use different email addresses for different purposes or with different people: to lower the risk that more important addresses are lost, and to lower the burden of changing any one particular address.

    Using a single or few addresses locks you up with those addresses. I had to keep the Hotmail address I used for subscriptions to different services for at least two years with all its spam, because I knew I gave it at some places I prefered not to lose mail from (places I gave a credit card number to...). Now I only use sneakemail.com addresses for registrations, and I always know who got what address. With friends/family I use several addresses in my own domain. Jokes and the like I send only with "From" and "To" addresses in spamgourmet.com (and recipients only in "Bcc"). Sometimes I use aliases in fastmail.fm.

  201. Re:DNS-RBLs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah? Well my peepee is WAY bigger than yours. SO THERE!

  202. MOD PARENT UP: +5 RECURSIVE ! by Maavin · · Score: 0

    mod parent up: +5 RECURSIVE !

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  203. Re:Much easier way by octalgirl · · Score: 1


    Ok my eyes got blurry about half way down. This kind of solution can only work for serious techies, and leaves the ordinary user like my parents in a state of confusion.

    This is what I have everyone do that comes to me with a spam problem:

    You know who has your address.
    You know where you shop.
    You know what lists you've signed up for, etc.

    Make a new folder or two, filter all the people, lists, etc. you know so they automatically arrive in your new folder(s).

    That leaves all the spam in the default Inbox - just delete it all.

    Really, if you go to a meeting and meet someone new and swap addresses, you know to look for a new incoming. You find it, then add it to your 'white list'.

    Everyone spends way to much time trying to filter out the bad stuff, when it is much easier to simply grab the mail you know you should be receiving.

  204. Greylisting Workaround Easier than you'd think by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Greylisting workarounds are easier than you'd think - check the return codes, and any time you get a temporary reject, mark the item for delivery later. Most greylisting timers are set to less than an hour, so if you're still spamming an hour later, run the deferred-sites list again. (This does of course lead to an arms race with greylist times being increased, and if you want to get fancy, you *could* try parsing the response to find the actual retry time, but the crude version is a good start.) It helps to sort targets by domain name, though that may have other issues.

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  205. Mail delivery timing and expectations by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I find that it's fairly rare that I'm having highly interactive email sessions with people that I don't know well enough to whitelist, except for followups to initial messages which greylist systems usually autowhitelist. That's partly because I work for a big company, so most of my real email at work is from my company or my regular customers, who are the people that are most likely to send me things in response to a phone conversation; if you're at a small company or individual business your mileage may vary. At home, most of my email is from mailing list servers, which I'd also whitelist, though I do occasionally have off-list conversations with people who are on the lists.

    What would help is for outgoing mail to automatically whitelist the recipients - I'm not sure how many greylist systems do that.

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    1. Re:Mail delivery timing and expectations by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      That would solve the problem, because if you wanted somebody to send you something you could just mail them and tell them to reply to it.

  206. Preventing False Positives is a critical feature by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you RTFA, Poskanzer points out one of the critical features, which is that unlike RBLs, Greylisting is safe because it doesn't do false-positive rejections of email from legitimate senders - it just delays them. That's not 100% accurate - somebody running SMTP on a dialup could get repeated rejections until their mailer gives up, but that's pretty rare and they'd at least get a rejection message as opposed to a silent discard.

    Without downloading and unzipping your code, I can't tell how your blacklisting features work, but an obvious extension to a greylisting system is to give RBLed sites a much longer greylist time than mail from unknown sites (e.g. 4-hour retries vs. 5-minute.) It's particularly useful because you can even use some of the more aggressive lists in spite of their enjoyment of collateral damage, and you can use whole-country blocklists for places you don't expect to get mail from, such as Korea and China, without actually rejecting much mail from real people.

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  207. Mail forwarders like pobox let you keep addresses by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I started using an email address at pobox.com almost a decade ago, which forwards to whatever ISP I actually use to receive mail. For a while that was Netcom (which became Mindspring and then Earthlink), now it's a small ISP run by a friend who provides really good service. Pobox.com was started by a couple of college students in a dorm room, and grew to become a long-running commercial business. One of its proprietors, Meng Weng Wong, is also one of the main authors of SPF. And yes, that means that my address is splattered all over the web in various mailing list archives, so spammers' harvester systems do find it.

    That doesn't mean that I use my main address for everybody - I do use free web-based email systems for interacting with some companies, and dodgeit.com disposable email addresses for signing up for random internet services like online newspapers (bugmenot.com is a similar service.) For the mailing lists that I run, I generally use an address on the list machine for administrative mail, and my regular address if I actually send mail to the list.

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  208. Writing popular software *is* working hard... by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Yes, you'd have to work hard to get that much spam, but if you're the author of a number of popular software packages like thttpd and some of the PBM stuff, and you've been using the same address for over a decade and participating in lots of Usenet and other Internet discussions, that'll get your name out there for the harvesters to find. As TFA and another poster point out, being named "acme.com" doesn't help either.

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  209. Greylists need to be done by ISPs by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Assuming that by "my ISP" you really mean "my email service provider", whether you want the spam filtering to be run by them or be run by you where you've got more control over it is a matter of personal taste - do you risk having false positives there, and how much?

    However, greylisting needs to be done by the system that first receives the SMTP from the sender, which is typically your email ISP. The big advantage of greylisting that Poskanzer points out is that you don't get false positives - mail from unknown sources just gets delayed rather than rejected, and that manages to kill off an amazing fraction of spam.

    Similarly, the greeting-wait feature has to be done by the initial SMTP receiver, and even that kills more than you'd expect, without bothering legitimate email senders.

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  210. Admin-role addresses in whois by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I don't see why anyone would use a "real" email address for whois, as opposed to a role address like dnsadmin@mydomain or dnsadmin-mydomain@example-isp.com. You can set it up to forward to your real email address, and you might put your real name and maybe even real phone number in the record, but if you want to change admins, or arrange for vacation coverage, you can forward it to whoever has the job in the future. The number of spammers targeting domain owners seems to have increased, which is another reason to use a role address instead of any address you care about.

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  211. YAY! Thanks for dodgeit.com ! by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I've used dodgeit.com for a while, and it's a very nice service. Thanks! I occasionally won't see mail from places I expect (I mainly use it for online newspapers like the nytimes.com), but mostly it's disposable mail. Do you also use greylisting?

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  212. FUNNY MODS DO NOT GIVE KARMA nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  213. Re:Preventing False Positives is a critical featur by david.given · · Score: 1
    somebody running SMTP on a dialup could get repeated rejections until their mailer gives up, but that's pretty rare and they'd at least get a rejection message as opposed to a silent discard.

    Yup; and they shouldn't be sending SMTP directly from dialup anyway. They should be sending to their ISP's server, which relays for them.

    Spey has fairly straightforward blacklist support; you can match patterns against the sender/receiver tuples and chuck out connections if they match. (The whitelist works in the same way.) I hadn't thought about the configurable delay --- that's a rather good idea.

    I have had one strange interaction with the University of Queensland mail server, which sent me the same message fifteen times, but I'm not sure that was Spey's fault.

  214. I didn't want to maintain a separate version by lorcha · · Score: 1
    So I use the Debian packaged version of qmail-src and their patches, which include QMAILQUEUE.

    Using QMAILQUEUE, I can use my own binary which calls spamc and clamdscan (but not necessarily in that order...) and returns locally-defined error codes for spams and viruses.

    Then I modify qmail.c to handle those error codes and give a 443 for viruses and spam instead of a bounce.

    case 31: return "Dmail server permanently rejected message (#5.3.0)";
    case 32: return "Dmail server permanently rejected message: message contained a VIRUS (#5.3.0)";
    case 33: return "Dmail server permanently rejected message: message was deemed SPAM (#5.3.0)"
    ;
    Really frustrating that qmail isn't smart enough to do this without patching. What's the point of having qmail be so secure or whatever if nobody can actually use unpatched qmail in production? I'd ditch it in a heartbeat if I felt like learning a new MTA (I don't).
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  215. Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl by Deven · · Score: 1

    What's truly ironic is that I took a net hit to my karma for utilizing my karma to draw attention to the parent comment, which was ultimated modded up to 5 in the end.

    Oh well, I have excellent karma, I can afford it.

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