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  1. How long until... on Chimp Found Plotting Against Zoo Guests · · Score: 2, Funny

    We get that Shakespeare play from Bobo the chimp?
    Maybe the keepers should leave a typewriter in there with him and see what develops.

  2. Re:Better Question on How Office Depot Pushes Service Plans On Customers · · Score: 1

    Thank you....I thought I better peruse the comments before adding my $0.02.

    My first thought when reading the article was...who the f#ck buys a computer at Office Depot unless they are the LAST place in town with stock and you absolutely, positively need it right now. Otherwise, Newegg baby!

  3. Re:Water? on Using Lasers and Water Guns To Clean Space Debris · · Score: 1

    I was responding more directly to the fact that we're not "running out of water".
    Sending a giang Super Soaker into space is fucking looney tunes idea any way you slice it.

  4. Re:Water? on Using Lasers and Water Guns To Clean Space Debris · · Score: 1

    We are already approaching a world wide water shortage are we not?

    No, we're not. Take a look at the earth from space....75% water. WTF?

    Do you mean Drinkable water? Why the fuck would we send bottled water to space when salt water or mud puddle water would work just as well?

  5. Re:Who are locals? on How To Keep a Web Site Local? · · Score: 1

    Like a locak IQ test...Interesting.

    "What was the name of the old hag that lived on the corner of Chesterfield Dr and Britton Rd. who would scream at us to keep off her lawn or she'd call the cops?"

    or

    "What was the name of the fat bastard that would steal our football if it went into his front yard?"

    Ah yes....childhood.
    I have a loooonng shit list of the people who pissed me off.

    Friends come and go....enemies accumulate.

  6. Re:.htaccess on How To Keep a Web Site Local? · · Score: 1

    Wot the 'ell is she doing out of the kitchen!?!?

    Back in there woman....or I'll give ye the back of me hand.

  7. Re:Chuck'em out on What To Do With Old USB Keys, Low-Capacity Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    False.
    The information I learned about computers in 1980 is still valid. Is there MORE stuff? sure

    What? Where to place the punch holes in card stock?

    Relax, I was just making a joke. I assume you mean thinking logically, deconstructing a problem into smaller elements...etc.
    Right?

    As a point of curiosity...were you taught OOP? I assume FORTRAN, COBOL, maybe C or Pascal? I'm taking CompSci classes currently so I'd be curious.

  8. Re:Seance at Google??? on Google's Struggle To Reach Authors — of Every Book Ever Written · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the same thing about Shakespeare, Plato, etc.

  9. Re:Free? Be careful... on Use Your iPhone To Get Out of a Ticket · · Score: 1

    the last one I bought at Farley's was out of date.

    Wait....they expire?

    That explains alot...

  10. Re:nice on Use Your iPhone To Get Out of a Ticket · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At what point in the story do we find out the Cities in question are all joint members of this site as a way to make some extra $$$?

    Excuse me while I re-adjust my tinfoil hat.

  11. Re:100 people, 5-10 questions per minute? on Best FOSS Help Desk Software For Small Firms? · · Score: 1

    Right, but the key I think is...what is their retention level? Good God, how many questions can anyone have? Do they not remember from one day to the next how to do something? Or do they think their exact same question as one of the other 99 users is going to get a different answer?

    How about a FAQ to help reduce the redundant questions.

    I think I'd go "Postal" (TM) if I had that many questions coming in from such a small user group day in and day out.

  12. Re:Not Steve on Without Jobs, Will Open Source Suffer? · · Score: 1

    Well, they did capitalize Jobs in the title instead of using lower case, so yes....I thought they were talking about him again.

  13. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 1

    Do you also piss in people's beer at the pub just because they don't like it?

    No, just enjoy pissing off dirty hippies at every chance I get. And I would probably piss on their feet when at the urinal.
    I can't get up on the bar like I could,...I'm gettting old.

  14. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 1

    BINGO!

    You get a cookie.

  15. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 1

    What's a factor of 10 among friends?

  16. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 5, Funny

    The last time I tried to get into Canada, I was turned back at the border, so I have no idea how many are up there.
    Next time, I'll try growing a mullet to bypass the checks at the border

    (Mullet == Canadian Passport).

  17. Re:Stupid=Kindle, Stupider=2 on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, I don't think you went far enough.

    Kindle2 == Steak knife (good at one thing)

    Netbook == Swiss Army Knife (pretty good at a BUNCH of things)

    Kindle2 price is equivilent to a Netbook

    For me, the netbook makes more sense for the money.
    If the Kindle was $50, then fine.
    But it's too much for a single purpose item of that sort.

  18. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 1

    Used motor oil

  19. Re:While good in one way on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 1

    That's what I understood (you'd eventually get one), but who knows.
    I didn't wnat to take a chance.

  20. Re:While good in one way on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sorry, you are the one that's working under an incorrect assumption.

    You ASSUME you'll be able to BUY a Kindle2.
    The Kindle 1 was almost never in stock...and I looked often.
    It was always on a pre-order basis. ;-)

  21. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 5, Funny

    You guys scare me....Canadians I mean.
    90% of you live within 10 miles of our border.

    Are you guys getting ready to invade?

  22. Re:purell on Why Kindle 2's Screen Took 12 Years and $150 Million · · Score: 5, Funny

    That assumes that some of us won't cut down trees just for the fun of it.

    You're speaking with someone who lit a tire on Earth Day just because it pissed off the hippies in the neighborhood.

  23. Re:Did His Contract Specify "Internal Waters"? on How To Rack Up $28,000 In Roaming Without Leaving the US · · Score: 1

    He meant the $290...not the 28K.

  24. Re:In other news-- FISH FOUND IN OCEAN on Hackers Jump On Newest IE7 Bug · · Score: 1

    Wow, you're really old.

    Hey Grandpa, tell me about when you used to have trays of punch cards... ;-)

  25. Re:In other news-- FISH FOUND IN OCEAN on Hackers Jump On Newest IE7 Bug · · Score: 1

    You mean on all those old, re-formatted AOL disks?

    HAHAHA

    /me grabs stomach, slaps knee and wipes a tear from his eye