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  1. Huh? on Cleaning up the Most Toxic Pollution in the World · · Score: 1

    Don't these places have their own overbearing governments to take care of this? I'm full up worrying about whether my kids will keep their shoes off the furniture and the toxic dump my neighbor calls "his garage".

  2. Practical? on Web OS, ajaxWindows Launched · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So I get a computer, then I load a OS, then I need a Web Browser, and I need to get a Internet Connection, THEN I can connect to a Web Service that provides me with ANOTHER desktop so that I can store stuff. Wow, compared to a $30 dollar thumb drive, that IS convenient.

  3. In related news.... on Will the Pope Declare Google Evil? · · Score: 1

    In related news, stay tuned for the North Pole summit where Santa Claus announces who's been Naughty and who's been Nice.

  4. Re:We are not ready on Russia Plans Its Own Moon Base · · Score: 3, Funny

    You must be new on this planet.

  5. Easy Solution on Attack of the Evil Monkeys From Hell · · Score: 1

    Put out RFQ for cheap monkey food pellets.

    Select lowest bid from China.

    Feed monkeys lots and lots of goodly Chinese monkey food.

    Problem solved.

  6. Huh on Fox Hacks Fark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the ongoing RIAA shenanigans have taught us nothing else, it's that IP does NOT equal personal Identity.

  7. Uh.... on Building a Fast Wikipedia Offline Reader · · Score: 1

    Why?

  8. Re:Search over on In Search of the Cheap Linux Laptop · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the headline should have read: "In search of a SMALL and cheap Linux Laptop".

  9. Search over on In Search of the Cheap Linux Laptop · · Score: 1

    There:

    http://www.officedepot.com/ddSKU.do?level=SK&id=66 2330&N=265454&An=browse

    Search over.

    If that's not "cheap enough", I'd say getting a new laptop should be on the bottom of your "things to buy" list.

  10. So What on Africa - Offline And Waiting for the Web · · Score: 1

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....nope. There, I tried, still can't give a damn.

    Africa has soooooooo many other problems that worrying about the internet doesn't even make the top ten. Certainly their corrupt government and military must have some connection - how do they wire transfer all the money they're laundering?

    I'm sure some rich dumbass will make it their pet project though, since you know everything can be fixed if only some (media whoring) artist or actor gets behind the problem.

  11. Won't last forever on Japan Bans Use of Web Sites in Elections · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Luckily, the problem is self solving. Japan has the oldest (and therefore the most dying) population of any civilized nation. In a few generations, either the Country will be gone, or over run with care-taker robots. In either case, hawking political hogwash via the net will be the least of their worries.

  12. Re:Applicable to the evolution debate... on BBC Kicked out of School Over Wi-Fi Scaremongering · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Look up the relevant Mark Twain quote about school boards."

    I went to public school - can you look that up for me???

  13. If I was... on Microsoft, Sue Me First · · Score: 1

    If I was Microsoft, I'd wait until they double dog dared me to.

  14. Huh? on When the Alarm Clock Runs and Hides · · Score: 1

    Sooooo very confused.

    How hard is it to wake up in the morning? Ya pretty much have to do it every day, so how much practice do you need to do it on time?

  15. Sue the Artists on Record Labels Struggle With the Album's Demise · · Score: 1

    Well, the record labels will just have to start suing the artists for their lack of creativity to be able to generate a full album. After all, it must be costing the labels BILLIONS in lost revenue, and hey, if it wasn't for those beneficial labels, those artists would just be a bunch of music creating hippies.

  16. Very Optimistic on Mr. Ballmer, Show Us the Code · · Score: 1

    Our lawyers can't schedule taking a dump within 60 days without 3 meetings, 7 conference calls to the home office, staff review, several interns to pull case studies, and a flurry of PDA syncing.

    This project is dreaming to think that even if (and that's a big if) Microsoft wanted to reply, they would be able to do so legally within that time frame.

    As to silence equaling admission - yeah, that's a legal strategy only a rapist could love.

  17. Next Up on AmigaOS 4.0 released · · Score: 1

    Rotary Phone 2.0 baby!

  18. Sorry to say on Making the Sounds of Vista · · Score: 1

    From the article: "You want a sound that people will love the first time they hear it, "

    Sorry, didn't happen.

    There's 18 months of your life you'll never get back. //my kid and her 4 dollar toys-r-us xylophone makes better tunes.

  19. How? on An Indian On the Moon By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Do they plan on using a rocket or by 2020 will their population have grown so large they'll be able to make a human pyramid and climb to the moon?

    If they can't manage something as simple as birth control, seems unlikely they'll master rocket science in the next 13 years.

  20. Apparently on Fastest Waves Ever Photographed · · Score: 1

    Officials from Taco Bell were unavailable for comment.

  21. Boo Hoo on Iran Caps Net Access to Keep West Out · · Score: 1

    Sniff! Eyes mist up and almost but not quite shed a single tear.

    There, I'm over it.

    Who freaking cares - ITS IRAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

    Like the lack of high speed Internet will make the county suck significantly more then it already does.

  22. Private meaning??? on Web Censorship on the University Campus? · · Score: 1

    By Private, I'm guessing you mean "Bible Thumper".

    No respectable place of higher learning would ever consider censorship (of any type) acceptable.

    But being a religious front, you place a higher value on myth over facts, so no big surprise you'd want to limit access to the truth.

  23. Re:Obesity and skepticism on Get Buff While Geeking Out · · Score: 1

    OK Chubby - time to find a new doctor with working eyeglasses. //just kidding.

  24. Good for Microsoft on MS06-049 Causing Silent Data Corruption · · Score: 1

    With 300G drives costing less then $100, what type of cheap bastard uses file compression? //in my day we had 10M hard drives - and we LIKED IT!

  25. Wow on Making the World's Fastest Kayak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps next he can put that world class education to really important stuff like lighter golf clubs or more aerodynamic bowling balls.